>Middie 7.4https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/06944d892fd98cc00b2a28ff77edbafa4f7eef54>Heavensturn (Dec 31 - Jan 15)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/Heavensturn/xqnas3t3m1>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups• January 7, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: X-files• January 10 | 7:30PM EST | Primal, Leviathan, Camp Dragonhead | Frontline Meetup >>552723683 • January 16 | 7:00 PM EDT | Materia, Sephirot, The Lavender Beds Ward 14, Yainu-Par (Entrance - 10.6, 14.3) >>552575309 • January 23 | 7:00 PM EDT | Mateus Lavender Beds, W22, P7 - Lalafell Slice of Life Meetup >>552491838 • January 25 | 10:00 PM EST | Marilith, Dynamis, Mist W27, P41 | RP workshop & networking meet >>552655494 Last Thread: >>552767225
catgirls
Even me?
Sex with catgirls
catboxes
Raiders act like FFXIV is not a solved game. Always funny to me.
>>552778575>9:00 PM EST>On a WednesdayWould it be possible to host the meetup on another day?
Sex with lalabois
femra EB like this???
My malera?Still dizzy and sleepy
big white cocks gushing precum
How come hrothgar players act like they're otl when they're really otr
>>552778747This bait is a bit too obvious innit
>>552778659rape
QRD on Schizo Fiddies?Who are they?What should I expect?
>>552778796I have one of those. No you cant see it unless you're my gf(femra(trans))
>>552778796sorry we only have big dark cocks here
>>552778659never again, Leonora
>>552778857All of them.Blacked content.
>>552778701well they continue to release new puzzles, like we're getting four more tomorrow.
>>552778747>souless slopyep that's femra alright
>>552778886who
>WHM gets a bunch of buffs>In the shed, again.LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>552778621hey
>>552778621Oh he-->>552778674Mm nvm maybe I won't post my moonie...
kill all viera. enslave all femras. race war now.
>>552779003>week 1who cares
>>552779008built for honorable sword duels that she inevitably loses and gets raped afterwards
how would you rank the femra faces?
>AST players still pretending WHM is gonna be locked out of savage
>>552778864im two of those three things...
>>552779118All cute
>>5527791182>4>3>1
>>552778575Touch Lala bellies inappropriatelyFirmly grip Lala belliesGrope Lala belliesTickle Lala belliesMake Lala bellies jiggleHumiliate Lala belliesSlap Lala belliesKiss Lala belliesLick Lala belliesHump Lala belliesCumshark Lala belliesBukkake Lala bellies with your friends
>>552779128sorry guys im a redditor im new here meant for >>552779003
>>552779003Why the fuck is red mage doing black mage damage
>>552779052your horsegirls aren't even a real race, go back to your gachaslop
>>5527791183>1>2>powergap>4
>>552779118they all go directly under my big musky cock and balls
>>552779118For my sunnie?2>3>4=1
>>552779181RDM is the hardest caster
ASTroons
>>552779003dont care, shall always be playing white mage
>>5527791184>1>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3
>>5527791182 > 1 > 3 > 4
Weird how the biggest lala haters are actual pedos
just pet a femlala bros
>>552779086do NYOT approach my moonie, she is quite sharp
>>552779118god tier1ok tier34low tier2
>>552779181Retards with zero concept of jobs having their place in certain scenarios due to their utility think that damage is everything and spent the last year crying that RDM isn't worth taking to parse runs in week 20
>>552779221be careful with the horns
>>5527791184>>2>1>3ALL FACE 4 FEMRAS ARE QUEENS!
my femezen got a nice compliment from a cute catboy yesterday and she's still thinking about it
>>552779023so where we post our catgirls then?
>>552779253nice blank, sir
>1301 days*sob*
>>552778659yea
lalaboy footjob
I just logged in and didn't see a maintenance announcement. Will savage just unlock on the clock?
>>552779374thnx u
>>552779304nyot sharp enough to remember to wear panties to our duel...
>>552779003>no buff comp dps>BRD wins over MCHdoubt
>>552779332It's funny but you described Apollo to a T.
>>552778575hroth x femlalaname a better pairing
>>552779332>think that damage is everythingAre we still pretending in the big 26 in ffxiv that damage isn’t the only thing that matters at the end of the day
>>552779304This moonie will be approached, and her nose will be booped.
>>552779145We should fix that last one
Any EU mieras or catboys want a maleroe?
>>552779191I'm not a horsefutard>>552779346why, does cat spunk damage them?
IMPORTANT POLLhttps://poal.me/v4e2wh
>>552779294https://files.catbox.moe/3g7xmv.mp4
>>552778831what's that bait for....
>>552779296I pet femlalas before doing my duty as a member of the Larger Races and sexually relieve myself with their bodies in public, and nobody tries to intervene
Dawntrail story deeper than ARR. Fight me.
>>552779460hroth x suicidekill all furfags
>>552779003>MCH is down 3000 dps
i told you whmsissies that savage will not be welcome to you. why didnt you listen? surely you prepper ur ast for tomorrow?
>>552779294Cope.
>>552779496we should...
>>552779003What stream did you screencap this from
Why would I play a job like AST that does worse damage and has less raw healing and “oh shit oh fuck” recovery tools than WHM?
>>552779516no I mean femra horns are sharp and pointy and you should always be careful around them so you don't get hurt
>>552779598how is that number diff even possible
>>552779460suicide x femlalakill all lalafags
>>552779456>It's funny but you described Apollo to a T.Hey faggot I get that you're a retard who thinks he's hot shit and types essays about how all your raid groups that hated playing with you fell through and have everything to do with everyone else in the group and nothing to do with you but if that were true Sleepo would not take RDMs into prog
Why does MCH even exist?
>>552779559it felt good, maybe i'll start doing that too
>>552779516
>>552779598>>552779718That's the total across the entire group
>>552779568But that's correctThey didn't really have any grand plan when it came to ARRs story
>>552779696because some parse tranny said so
>>552779718buffing jobs that are actually good vs having no buff and being a shittier version of every other dps
>>552779746ishgard roleplayers
>>552779746uhm sis what do you mean?it got reworked for you be happy.
>>552779296I try to pet the lalas I find but only because I want them to pet me back
>>552779728You missed the plot. I am so sorry for you!If only you played hours with Apollo like I did. If only. Back to the boonies you go!
>>552779003RDM edging out BLM...
>>552779827My woober is big enough to reach, I just use my thumbs to cover the sharp bits while I use their horns like handlebars.
>>552779696>does worse damageit doesn't do worse damage though, it does equal damage if there's no buffsthis is going to turn into another drk situation where you guys say it does less damage but then every speedkill group (wherein the goal is, evidently, to kill the boss as fast as possible) happens to have an ast somehow
>>552778621Hello.>>552778674Revoking this privilege, that’s for Sunnie Sunday.
>>552779964sex with femra then
It's okay Savage patch tuning will save all of the shed jobs...
my friend just told me that the tyrant boss reminds him of me.
>>552779718Buffs are multiplicative, if you're buffmaxxing you aim to have as many as possible
>>552779921this is based and should have happened soonerRDM is much more difficult than BLM
>>552779294I knew a vtuber who used to mald at lalafells on stream, then he got caught with a massive shotacon collection.
>whmsissies are getting nervous right before savage comes out>evidence comes out they are in the shed after weeks of cope about their "buffs"im laffin.
>>552779947Why do you care what speedrunners do? None of you actually speedruns.
>>552779919And now he's finishing tiers 2 days in while you sit on 4chan and argue your case about how you're actually a gifted raiding god, and everyone else is the problem in your groups that all just happen to disband or drop you for one reason or another, sounds like moving on was the correct play for him!
>>552779696prime example of a roulette andy lmao. i bet you think WAR needs a nerf too
>>552779696Because staves are dumb and cards are cool
now that they're looking back at all the "we can't do this teehee" problems can they finally let you hide the MCH lunchbox
>>552780085It's relevant when you're trying to claim that WHM is better than AST and yet not a single serious group on the planet takes WHM over AST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VblcPN0eYw
>>552779294My shota fucking fiddie HATES papas
>>552780095You're so pathetic you rely on the credentials of another man rather than your own! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>most homogenized mmo class design ever>there is still an enforced meta
>>552780085>None of you actually speedruns.it's still relevant to the discussion, if a job does more damage it's getting taken to speedruns, if it does less damage it isn'tyou can't say "whm does more damage" and then it never gets taken to a speedrun. that means it does less damage. hope that helps
>>552780018Wowie, sure is good that I’m not a femra haha….
>AST is at the bottom of the damage board in Doomtrain EX>im seriously supposed to believe this job will outperform WHM in savageAstro players are so delulu now that WHM is the superior regen healer
how this thread feels
>>552780140why would anyone ever want any nerfs in a pve environment?
>>552779713>>552779827my sunnie would file down the horns of any femra suckslave. their only use should be as handlebars
>>552780189>Pajeeta femraCute...
>>552780032
>>552779442no... https://files.catbox.moe/lb68os.jpg
>>552780181I'm not the guy you're arguing with. I just think it's funny when xivggers argue about shit that has nothing to do with them. None of you play this game that way so who gives a fuck what speedrunners and world first raiders do.
i am so tired of you people lying to me about the things you do to each other and me
>>552780234i miss kurea hasumi
why are whm so afraid of double weaving?
>>552780228I've actually been clearing week 1 every tier since Deltascape myself, I don't need to rely on someone else's credentials, I'm just pointing out that you're trying to big bro somebody who is a million times better than you are at the game (two people now, actually) LOL!Go back to spamming gore you colossal fucking shitter
>>552779003>AST SCH is dominant over WHM SGE>look at stats>it's because SGE is way worse than SCH so its no wonder that WHM+SGE < AST+SCH>no buff comp>"AST performance seems to fall in line with WHM"Now lets see WHM+SCH
>>552780095holy retard
maybe we get almaghest 2?Uwo???
>>552780316that's cruel and unusual. I recommend putting foam balls or something on the tips instead.
The heavyweight series approaches... Are you ready?
>>552780316sunnies+ are so gross... there's only one cute one
Why would anyone ever play PCT or SMN when RDM does more damage and can raise entire groups in less than 10 seconds? Why would you even play black mage when the damage difference between it and RDM is almost nothing now?
>>552780412i wish i still had a static, but yeah i guess
>>552780367What are we supposed to double weave...?
>>552780412No... my static isn't playing anymore.
>>552780369Hey wash the cum from the back of your throat! Everything you speak is so childish! xD
>>552779362Chaser detected
>>552780412My femra will be terrorizing PF on server up (once she caps her weekly tomes)
>>552780506ur supposed to swap to ast lil gup
>>552780370
>>552780506he's insinuating whm players are afraid of playing AST because of lightspeed and cards
>>552780256Nobody here plays the game at a competitive level. It literally doesn't matter.
>>552780350I know you think this is a really clever comeback, but what the highest-end groups run is in fact relevant when the discussion is about which job is objectively betterPlease go be a midwit elsewhere instead of trying to farm upvotes
>>552780484rdm is hard, gets cucked by poor planning for meleehas the least amount of mobilityEZ ogcd drift if you are a retard
>>552778746true
>>552780484>can raise entire groups in less than 10 seconds?erm that's literally impossible for a RDM
>RDM is hard Said no one ever
>>5527791181 = 2 = 3 > 4
>>552780484I don't look good in red
>>552780352Erm, we're only allowed to joymax here, sis, go be a negative nancy away from everyone and stop bringing down the mood. Maybe don't be annoying and people won't shun you?
>>552780412Technically yes, but actually no. I'm geared, I think, but I die 10 times on M9 normal on a good day. Also no static
I DIDNT CAP MY TOMES AHHHH
>>552780642Wow he really is gay
>>552780471is it me?
>I've actually
>>552780707i capped my tomes while sleeping thanks to autoduty
>>552779003>>552780569So are you gonna provide links or not because until then this is all just made up bullshit
>>552778746Unfortunately none of the actually cute ones post anymore.
>>552780340Hot... if balmung wasn't permanently congested I'd take advantage of it myself
>>552780412I'm ready for your week one clear. You do have pots and food ready right???
>>552779181It's 2026, BLM isn't hard to play anymore.
>>552778747Revenant is such a bratalso I fanta'd off sorry
>>552780705>but I die 10 times on M9 normal on a good day.what
>>552780608>melee
I uh... need to find someone to overmeld my tome gear tomorrow after I cap tomes... is anyone gonna be parked on aether that can help a twin?
>>552779003Okay but nobody likes playing BRD.
Confess.
>>552780809you can't overmeld tome gear
The lalaboy-catgirl screenshots I'm seeing so far seem to be more moonies than sunnies.
Should I be shameless and just start posting nudes of my character like everyone else
>>552780809id do it if you agree to a 20 minute session in call together
>>552780809You can’t overmeld tome gear retard
>>552780809You can't overmeld tome gear big noob
niggas act like calling out a week from working to play a videogame is tuff shit is sad bro get a rip
>>552780748https://apollo-van-waddleburg.github.io/patch-74-sim-results/
Now that the smoke has cleared, who was in the wrong, Spooky Club for being hosted on a week night or the schizo for melting about it?
>>552780412I've got work tomorrow so I can't PF very long, hoping i can get past first floor before I have to go work
>>552779003>>552780748https://apollo-van-waddleburg.github.io/patch-74-sim-results/
>>552780849i hate my friends
>>552780862Sunnies prefer real men
>>552780837nobody likes playing mch and dnc either but here we are
>>552780849Thinking about big cocks Big thinking big cocks About big cocks thinking
>>552780809>Overmeld tome gearI pray I don't come across you in pf
>>552780730it's the hypercock one, I don't find them sexually appealing but their character and the way they act is very cute
>>552780872what race?
>>552780849I've finally run out of goodwill for people from the thread. I'm free.
>>552780858thats a larper korra isnt that stupidt. dedicated korra schizo
>>552780927The thread for collectively dragging it out for hours.
another tier where I will force my friends to stream their fight progging in discord while I farm fate gems or eat food in complete silence (I haven't touched anything harder than an unreal in over a year)
>>552780398femras are cruel and unusual. they deserve it>>552780471I'm not a +
>>552780849I need her succulent pussy on my face again. The taste, the light stubble, all of her weight on my face…
I like WHM because its easy :3 much less work and the boss dies all the same!
>>552780872do it, its fun, just take care to not spam it, chanches of getting shitposted
>>552780370It's much closer, though AST is still superior. You are right that SGE is the actual sandbag in that comparison though.
>>552780849I think I have ringworm.
haaaaaapppppppy meeeeeeenaaa mondaaay!!!~
Don't care. I'm not playing a job with a party buff.
Are they going to make leylines give everyone a raid buff now to balance it out since buff jobs do more than greedy jobs now?
>>552780849I don't believe in my shitter group clearing in week 1.
>>552780569>>552781052>graph scale in the 1000s>gap between healer comps is less than a 1/10th>AST also depends on the team performance to pull high rdpsso basically nothing as usualWHM closed the gap and will very likely be very strong early on and AST will pull off in higher tiers as people gear up and optimize as they did back in EW
I was assuming the choker/ring we're like crafted with only 1 slot available to normal meld... I didn't know...
>you only care about damage!>the person in question takes a RDM to prog in tiers where it's doing much, much less damageDB everyone
>>552780801you can triple ranged combo wiht manafic but you still miss out on vital engagement damageand sometimes holding mana for a triple combo fucks you due to mechanicsits way less than before i agree however
>>552781016even grosser!
>>552781082what if we hit this guy with baseball bats
>>552780849Sometimes I feel like I should just let it be known I'm a massive kinky degenerate so people who talk to me know what they're getting into, but I'm far too shy for that
>>552781032>>552779304i need to see these 2 cats fuck
>>552780584Nothing you are talking about now will have an impact on the way you play. You're trying to sound like you know wtf you're talking about when in reality you're just another asshole who's gonna spend the first 3 weeks of his prog eating shit.
>>552780937I believe in this Ninjado your best!!
>>552780849I haven't cleared Doomtrain EX.
CAN YOU NUKE P12S YET?! I really want that wahoo fish mount...
>>552780937You have already cleared the hardest fight...My heart.
>>552781038you on the left and rightmuh parse and balancefags in the middle
After farming a bit of doomtrain between plaps on crystal, I’ve come to appreciate SMN. Solid 30k dps that even the dumbest crystalloid can’t screw up. Usually.
>>552780862that's because sunnies are fucking lalagirls
>>552781118>[ HEADCANON ]I accept your concession. Read a book.
>>552781165you still need to actually do the phase 2 mechanics
>>552781118>listening to a cat killing wannabe e-boy who pays for multiple subscriptions to AFK discuss matters of gameplaylol
>>552777501cannonother roles have at least one heavy-hitter in terms of speed and aesthetic (besides healer, of course): all tanks, but particularly DRK and GNBBLM (SpS is better now, but you're still blowing shit up)DRG/RPRMCH could've gone in that direction but they chose to move away from the gunner archetype and making it full Edgaran explosives-based pranged could be that heavy hitter while standing out with its weapons and not using anything redundantgrenades, bombs, rockets, all with different types, and as a bonus they could bring back the gun-mage gameplay but like the PvP jobs, where you can cast and walk
My catboy is eating tteokbokki.It's too sweet.
This game sucks my shining well-toned ass.
>>552781136You’re not shy you’re afraid of being judged for who you really are so you hide it until you’re comfortable with someone enough to tell them what you’re really like
>>552780792Hers is the only one where I struggle notably. (Though I die in all of them at least twice consistently with the exception of M11, which I cleared without dying) Because I have no clue what the hell to do when there's several blades on the map overlapping with the spike balls dropping. It's similar to what filters me with Meso Terminal, but not as bad.
>>552781204nta but even next patch?
>>552781016>I'm not a +holy moly...
>>552780901>>552780942Sankyuu
>>552781238Actually true... my close friends know I'm a freak
>Headcanon>Literally posted his own words within this very thread
>>552781135Is that a euphemism for cock slapping? Because I want to cock pierce that bunny.
>>552780412Work decided to immediately fuck my ass for the New Year so I won’t be home until late, kills a lot of my desire to try pf. Won’t be home until about 7pm pst so it’s looking grim.
>>552781128It's really obscenely rare that you cannot press Engagement once across the span of the 40~50 seconds it typically takes to start overcapping your charges.
when's 8.0
>>552779165which femlalas do you guys wanna see wearing this
Uh oh parsetrannies mad at DB..
>>552781238SOOOOO true.
>>552779460roe x femezen of course
>>552781319I'm work
>>552781104you basically summarized the text that was in >>552779003
>>552781319my femra desires work...
>>552781000I was being deadass... I thought you can put 5 materia on every piece of gear
>>552781392all of thempreferably taking part in sexual intercourseor twerkingor getting bukkake'd
>>552781368when my femra gets to play with malera and malezen armpits
>>552781258pretty sure you still need to do caloric 1 maybe if everyone is in raid bis and you have 8 people you won't but who knows
>>552781153This, if I cover my ears and yell really loud that it doesn't matter then 2+2=5
>>552780849i dont actually care much about savage, gonna work normally and will join a few pfs, get disappointed in average pf brain and quit the tier like usual
>>552781471can you stop skinwalking my friend?
Good morning
>>552781368https://files.catbox.moe/d8luqa.mp4
>>552781527can you look it up and sim it for us?
>>552781471theyre all lying to you, you can just have a session with me
>>552781471Only crafted gear can do that, the rest are limited to their available slots
>>552781517pedo wedding
Just play what you think is fun.
>>552781471>Advanced Melding ForbiddenREAD NIGGA READ
So in other words, all that matters is what you do during a burst window.
>>552781557Whip those titties out bitch
>>552781398Its the same niggas always after him tho
>>552780809I can make you a set of gear and meld 'em. You can't overmeld tome gear....how much are you willing to spend?
>>552780849The funniest part of the general is when you're told to avoid specific people for being "schizos" and then they end up being really nice, but have something like being impatient or blunt about certain things. Or someone will be an asshole, but they aren't an actual schizo because they're honest about their shit stirring, and therefore just a shitposter, and that bounces around to me still not disliking them at all because they're honest about it. It feels like the actual schizos are the ones either nobody mentioned or very rarely get vagued seemingly out of fear of them by people who care too much about the general.
you wont lock your pfs to ast tomorrow pussies so shut the fuck up
>>552781183Well tell them not to. That's catboys' job.
>>552781156Thank you!>>552781170holy moly...
>>552781601Plays with your boobies
>>552781601if someone in your static played mch phys ranged you would probably call them a nigger every raid night until they swapped
>>552781368Tuesday November 10th, 2026. The week after JP fanfest. Screenshot this post for when im right
>>552781368Need a femra eb like this
>>552781557Wanna
>>552781601Damn you made Yshtola but uglier. Bet you are fun to talk to.
>>552781601God I want to play with this sunnie’s pussy
My malezen was captured by sunnies...
>>552781731she dont want you lil bro
>>552781635No>>552781725I'm at work
>Play what I think is fun>Can't clear the raidTh-thanks
>>552781571nah you're better off learning caloric 1
>>552781654I already got a set! I don't know what to do about pentamelding tho desu, I am overmelding +1 materia on everything...
>>552781601I have the most fun when I play something much stronger than most of the people who are just playing what they think is fun
>>552781557Is horse milk tasty?
Post femlalas for me to tribute.
Hey /xivg/,I've been thinking about getting into ranked PvP just to get a few crystals for the shadowstalker armor, assuming it'll slide in via the commendation crystal shop at some point. How much of a pain in the ass is it gonna be?I've been tempted to just jump in but I get cold feet :(
>>552781839Domination loss with this femezen
>>552781652Yeah LOL, the best part is they tried visiting me multiple times and got super mad when I would ignore them.
>>552781803didnt every job clear week 1?
Shut up and post Adventure Plates
I don't know what I want to be in this game. I can never settle on a race.
>>552781851Nigga where are your tome accessories
>>552781851get some glamour on no class ass bitch
>>552781654give it to me for free, twin! :D
>>552781707You're getting a week 10 clear at best. Nobody gives a fuck about your graphs and numbers. Play whatever the fuck you want because you probably suck at the game anyway.
>>552778621thought this was a moonie day but whatever
>>552781706>>552781741What in the world...>>552781707We had a MCH for 4s and FRU and Q40 so I don't care.>>552781731I'm not.
>>552781863I read that it's sweeter than cow milk and the mongols drank a lot of it and made alcohol with it
>>552781842Sorry i don't do pve so that's why i like joining pfs and dying
You guys won't even clear Vamp Fatale and her simp adds.
>>552781851Might be the worst fit of 2026
>>552781916>Adventure PlatesWhat if I don't have one
>>552781976Most moonies have gone into hibernation after the New Year…
>>552781905Yes and crying about Abyssos balance is the easiest litmus test for whether someone actually plays the game or just gets all their opinions from streamers
>>552781851your tome accessories??
>>552781676my sunnie is a boy..
>>552782135I cleared it week 1 actually and I'm the one who posted that
>>552781601BLM is what I'm best at and like the most but I'm still awful at it. I have fun though, and that's what matters. I think a big part of it is I used to sub for 1-2 months then unsub for 6+ month intervals.
>>552780484Wait what, we got buffed?
>>552781856This is what an unchecked ego does to the mind
A captcha, except it’s an English grammar quiz. We call it “website bleach”.
>>552781656yea that's pretty much how it is, most people that schizo specific people are anti-social weirdos that interact with someone to goon or edate and use whatever information they learn from that to harass the person they don't actually know anonymouslyStacy cries to Becky about Chad not having time for her because he has super cancer and Becky is a terrible person so she writes about it on bathroom walls or something just because she has the power to
>>552782131My moonie is working and will mooniepost when she's home
>>552781976built for my femra
dont get it twisted. my lala is not an adult
>>552781601That’s why I’m playing WHM in M9S in crystal pf tomorrow
I ama midlander (child)
>>552782270but thankfully my wife kai yuuki is
>>552782238God I wish
Why do people defend afking in frontline but gets angry at people afking during fates?
>>552782256you were explicitly told not to repost this
>there you are!wat do?
>>552782270Verdi…
>tfw eternally denied these fiddies by not being a shota So unfair
>>552782270why did you copy my post bro...
>>552782270wife (legal in my state)
>>552782448it's a good post sis
>>552782367She grabs my Lalaboy gently by the waist and pulls him out of the fridge and smooches him (we're canonically married.)
>>552781601>Just play what you think is fun.I do. Then everyone reminds me that some dancing slut and a nigga with a bow and a flute out-damages me because they made everyone else do the damage for them.
>>552782428>tfw denied fiddies because im not a niggerIt's over..
>>552781919I'll have juuust enough for a choker + ring after I cap tomorrow!>>552781939I need to take time to clear my 800/800 glam storage + inv + retainers inv...
>>552782353AFKing in frontline is nigger behavior too
>>552782296WARNING WARNING WARNINGTHIS IS AN OVERWEIGHT MAN PILOTING THIS CHARACTERWARNING WARNING WARNING
>>552782527fuck you bitch, i just want the rewards
>>552782256Femra do not look like this
>>552782543Big deal, there's an overweight man playing my character too.
>>552781863Suck on the + and find out
>>552782543You could reply that to any character.
>>552782527TRVTH>>552782606found the nigger
>>552782623Akemi...
>>552782270Hey dont do that>>552782448Alba....
im 26 today im surpassed unc im og now
>>552782630I meant breast milk not cum you sick fuck
>>552782543Seeing his tiny cock shooting ropes…Wow….
>>552782313Kaai Yuki is voiced by an actual 8 or so year old. I get that it's technically AHS' fault for making her in the first place but jesus christ anon you can at least pick a loli vocaloid voiced by an adult like Rana, Otomachi Una, Meika Hime & Mikoto, or Macne Petit...>>552782543I too am an overweight man piloting my character (male)
>>552782630my sunnie would love this...
My femra is like this
>>552782634Not me, I'm a girl and only 140lbs last I checked!
I walked the Tankbuster onto Alisaie's Avatar and got her murdered.
>>552782151Oh okay, then plunge on in.
>>55278271234 here, welcome to the club. happy bd
I weigh 430 lbs and I play a femra, what's your point?
>>552782712Happy bday lil zoomie
>>552782731>Kaai Yuki is voiced by an actual 8 or so year old.and?
>>552782736Maro...
>>552781368I like that dress.
>>552782693what are you gonna do about it bitch? thanks for the rewards, bet you tryhard as drk with markers trying to herd the cattle LOL
I think my f3mra will start yearnbaiting starting tomorrow
>>552782712Shut the fuck up little babby your frontal lobe just barely developed t. 31
>>552782630builded for my sunnie farmer femboy*rides ur horsepussy and jerks u off*yeehaw
>>552782712I'm 37, I have a frozen shoulder.
>>552782743cute femra!
>>552781227HmmmTrans
I hate this damn cloud
if I win this frontline I'm gonna post my moonie.
>>552782842That's beyond being a lolicon anon...
Evens farm OC accessories for gilOdds do nothing
>>552782823sharing onalalas with the catbros...
>>552782743prove it by posting your tail
>>552782839not too bad if you're 9 feet tall
>>552782524after you cap tomorrow?? did you not buy 2 accessories already?
Evens do nothingOdds do nothingZero do something
>>552782985do you know what site you're on?
can i see some cute femroe?
>>552780849I'm into modbeasts like this
dry beating my shi to gay catboxes rn
>>552783089this looks like shit bro
>>552780849i killed a homeless man in 1993
>>552782772I NEED a femra with mostly vanilla proportions aside from huge fat milkers
Evens stay awake.Odds sleep all day.
>>552780849I think Alphinaud turns out hotter than Alisae in anything Alisae wears
My femra is kinda
>>552781919is there a buy order? nta but I got legs and a ring first..
>>552782882Not at all i just outplay playersbut i do afk in fates and in any pve roulette personally :3>what are you gonna do about it bitchwjat are jou jonna do abjout it bijth that's what you sound like little boy.
>>552783086you can't see things that don't exist
today? my femlala finally does content
>>552783064Nothing ever happens.
>>552779118Belong gagging on my Rava+ cock tier:1,2,3Break her horns first then make her gag tier:4
>>552783089I need that hair for my femra
I am firmly grasping it
>>552783196It all depends on your job bro https://www.thebalanceffxiv.com/
>>552781517cute
that one sunnie "femboy" is managing to be every annoying stereotype at once when he isn't malding and shitting himself over other male races not having to use the female model to get trim.
>>552783185POV: my sunnie about to piss on you
>>552781851>I am overmelding +1 materiaExplain this in detail...
>>552780569So AST is better if he and his teammates hypothetically play perfectly around their cards? That seems unlikely compared to playing WHM perfectly which is much easier.
>>552783213This femlala is literally built for getting her belly squeezed by biggers
>>552780849I killed a man in Afghanistan
>>552781803>everyone shat on WHM>it was actually the best healer to meet hephaistos dps check on week 1
>>552782772prove you're a girl, post your most recent starbucks doordash receipt please
Why do you wanna be a girl so bad, anon?
>>552783146how gay
>>552783335Who
>>552783427i donti love being a grown ass man with cock and balls
my moonie is kinda homeless
>>552782743Wanna hold hands with my malezen in endfield?
>>552783196Usually a legs or chest whichever is better for you and a bis tome acc
>>552783427I like the way people treat me in game as a girl versus as a man irl
>>552781392SeiRoriAlbaSunChiRirini
>>552782712Happy birthday!!!
>>552783056I only need two accessories for week 1 savage...>>552783369I meant to say I'm already overmelded on all my crafted gear... Not penta since that's too expensive to get a crafter to do at this time...
>>552783014Fine...
>>552783335I knew exactly how it would go when he went femboy for plaps & started posting about having hypersexuality
>>552783196Technically yes but as long as you have chest, neck and ring as a tank then you're set. It's different if you bought an ornate chest though.
>>552783427But I'm already one
>>552781803>>552783392>MCH was infact dogshit
>>552783335Who the fuck are you even talking about bro
Reminder: Party buffs only matter when people actually perform under them.
>>552779696>has less raw healing and “oh shit oh fuck” recovery tools than WHM?i swear nobody plays any other healers hereast has the most broken ogcds
>>552782093oh shit they're adding me to the fight?
>>552783509yeah I'll wear it if you send it.
>>552782241Stacy is a retard for crying to Becky in the first place and being an emotional vampire, Becky is allowed to say whatever the fuck she wants about Stacy and Chad and call Stacy fat as a frenemy tax.
>>552783427I don't want to be a girl because I know it's impossible for me with my physique and my current age but if I could magically turn into a cute 4'9 teenage girl then I would absolutely do it instantly
>>552783427because i was born short and weak and my father hated me for it
>>552783615NOT THE CLOCK AGAIN AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>552782885Why yearnbait later when you could yearnbait now?>>552783283Man, pale f3 moonies are so cute...
>>552783728Someone post it I forgot the name
I haven’t nutted since 2025…
>>5527791183>4=2>>>>>>>>>>>1
>>552782715Too bad>>552782736Hey...>>552782896If you made a female and you're calling it a male you have to turn in your sunnie card ASAP
>>552783779be quiet
TLDR: No you aren't failing to clear because you brought X job over Y. Thats not how the game is designed or balanced.
>>552781392thAT feMlalA... but for my eyes only...
>>552783874>semen absorbery r u ghey
>>552783874How can you thrive in the new year when you still got that old cum weighing you down
>>552782772you're the same weight as me and i'm 6'1
>>552779181Red mage is ironically the hardest caster nowadays bro
>>552778746my sunnie does this
Not playing AST is like not melding/using food/pots. It's griefing, all because what? You don't want to put in a tiny bit more effort?
clear the extreme on every job or you're a fake gamer
>>552784041Not after the recent melee combo changes it’s not
>>552780707I capped my tomes by joining CC calls
>>552783946>everyone thinks that this raid will be hard as fuck because of the extra weeks on gearing>they always make the 3rd tier easier than the 2nd
>>552780849i'm happy to know my threadcrush is mutual and that he wants to run content with me but i am nervous about fumbling while playing because he flusters me very often and i know i am going to make myself look like even more of a fool than usual
>>552783437maleroe x malehrothgar
>>552782367Ya ha ha, you found me!Two can play at that game, stinky
>>552784089Including BLU
>>552782839Can my catboy plap your jelly rolls
>>552784149auntiezen...
>>552780707Bro just do roulettes
>>552784082TRVKE
>>552780849I find myself coming here less and less after getting someone from here.
>>552783885do you like miqittens
>farm party is actually a wipe twice and disband party
>>552780707You still have 12 hours to finish capping your tomes, nigga.
>>552784082Do your own damage fatty, I'm not doing it for you
>>552780707One expert and three hunt trains (if you can catch them) and you’re good homie, else you’re gonna be running expert about 8 times.
>>552783946It's happened twice in the previous 2 expansions.
>>552784293This bitch got psycho eyes
>>552784293She looks crazy, whoever she is.
>>552783335what are you even talking about? I just shitpost and hornypost for laughs.>>552783554you might be referring to someone else, I've always been a femboy and I don't pursue plaps. I don't even jerk off
>>552783946Me when I forget the Abyssos incidentMe when I forget the 7.0-7.2 PCT incident
>>552778621Meowdydohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-oU5rGf-o4>>552781136It's important to keep a middle ground so everyone knows you're more than a massive kinky degenerate and doesn't only talk to you expecting a massive kinky degenerate>>5527791181>4>2>3I like them all though I just dislike the F3 horns
CCCrystal12:15
>>552784420PCT being the best=/=Literally impossible without PCT
>>552778621
>>552779568ARR: Imperialism badHW: Church badSB: Imperialism badSHB: Boomers badEW: Despair badDT: Friendship good
What’s the biggest RAT job in CC
>Suddenly BRDs job design is forgiven because it does damage
>always ask my friend how their day is going>they always says,"it's going"okay I'll stop asking
>>552783181I think both look amazing and Alphy and Allie are built for dating and marriage and shimaidon lovemaking with my WoL!
>>552784523Say that to all the FRU pfs that locked caster to PCT and locked out MCH :>
>>552784420I loved the black mage opener memes where it was just transpose into picto job stone.
>>552784573what do you want them to say?
>>552783885>not even a cat>tries to tell people who can be a sunnie or not
Nobody asks me how my day is going...
why do black people like lalafells?
>>552783946legit every time square has delayed a tier and said they'd adjust the difficult to account for everyone having more tome gear they fucked it up
>>552784573he just wants do something with you to distract himself from his struggles bro
>>552784658if i had you added i would...
>>552784629Tell me about their day? Whatever's notable?
>>552784659because they are fat-coded
>>552784573Wow what a bad friend you are
>>552784553>What’s the biggest RAT job in CCGNBVPR
Almost there...Made fun of Tural for seeming more like a Disneyland depiction than an actual place, but I didn't expect to actually see Disneyland.
>>552784553ninja bar none
>>552784573low effort small talk is low effort. If you want to really interact and get close to people, put more effort in. Make plans.
>>552784586Were talking about physical possibilities here not American retards locking out jobs. If you have a static you shouldn't be telling anyone what to play.
me sunnie just paided yoshi p the rent bill...
>>552784629You're autistic if you're asking this in earnest
/xivg/ doesn't know what small talk is
>>552783374Not really, that's required for AST's full potential but it will steal beat WHM without perfect play in a buff comp
>>552784553NINgger
>>552784702No, you were supposed to ask me "How was your day" and then I'd reply "Eh, it's going"And then the whole thread woulda laughed but now it's ruined
>>552784553Bard or Monk, Scholar is the sleeper job that sits on the crystal and makes their team into a brick wall
>>552784524nice balloon tits
>>552784815Any amount of effort is too much for someone who won't respond in kind
>friend asks how my day was>day wasn't very good>can't tell them or they'll ask what's wrong and it's a whole conversation I never wanted>"it was fine bro"
>>552784586>locked out MCHI don't miss those days
>>552784858Xivg doesn’t understand the importance of small talk and how it makes two people find common ground so they can start to think about and feel their way around deep talk.
>>552784858Crazy weather we're having, huh?
xivg wants to skip right to deep philosophical chats and think they’re above talking about sports or whatever chores they did around the house that day
>>552784815This guy gets it. I hate when people make daily directionless small talk. Talk to me when you have something specific to discuss like content, a movie, a game or something happened. Dont just treat friends like a checklist.
>>552784858sorry is this /soc/? talk about the game bitch boy
>>552784586it's not the first time MCH has been locked out of PF lmao reminder the job was reworked for this
>>552784432>1>4>2>3I feel betrayed. :(
>>552784886pwnd ur ass loser lmao
>>552784858It's when two lalas have a conversation.
>>552778263>only weeklywhat are you, a homosexual? you got to tap your sister e v e r y daydo you not love your sister?
>>552784936You can say "Not good but I dont want to share" and a true friend will just offer to be there if/when you do
>>552784845actually I am not autistic because autism isn't real and anyone who says they have autism is delusional
>>552784432
The fact people hate AST but I don't hear people say a blip about SCH is funny
>>552785002Good morning anon how do you do?
>>552784936I always hit my pals with the classic,"Another day another dollar am I right!"They love it!
>>552784573Some people don't like being asked because they don't wanna think about how much their day sucks or how bad they feel. then unless they wanna mask off and tell you they're having a shitty day they have to lie about it, which can make them feel worse and repressed. Just say hi and start talking about something, it goes much better and actually gets the conversation flowing
>>552784635>not a boy>says she is
>friend asks how my day was>begin typing how much i want to kill myself>delete the message and tell him it was fine
Maybe im just built different but I could still type out paragraphs about my most mundane boring days. Or if someone asked me about the weather.
>>552785082Very cunty reply, I'd distance myself.
>>552784995I fuckin’ love sports and I can’t wait to have multiple heart attacks this Friday watching my team in the semifinals.
>>552779165based
>>552785002Hey anon thoughts on the socioeconomic impacts of Maduro's capture?
>>552785002I had a friend like this. Emphasis on had. So I tried adjusting to what he said and only talked to him about games we might both like and so on and he still didnt reply 90% of the time.
>>552784995I don't care about sports and I don't feel then need to ask whether you got around to sweeping your fucking kitchen.
>>552778621Sunnies.>>552780412Ready to ignore its existence.>>552781601I wish I could play Blue Mage in roulettes.>>552779118In the post-DT era I think its 1=2=4 > 3.
>>552785162>Some people don't like being asked because they don't wanna think about how much their day sucks or how bad they feel. then unless they wanna mask off and tell you they're having a shitty day they have to lie about it, which can make them feel worse and repressedyeah i'm a suicidal depressed neet and every single day is the same for me
>>552783179hey...
>>552785179That's called being a barely sentient normie.
>>552784995Niggas just don't get the point of small talk.I guess that's why we're on 4chan, after all.
>>552785190You're the not good friend I referred to in that very post
sunnie behavior that makes you go "yup, this one doesn't have a penis"?
>>552784925This is true only after you put actual effort in. Invite them to something that takes a bit of commitment
>>552785282Anon thats a whole different issue. That person legit probably just doesnt like you and just collected you as a friend for social points.
need tomes please...8888
>>552785117people do hate sch too everyone in this thread has weird emotional reasons to hate jobs
>>552785174Good. Trauma dumping is manipulative as fuck.
>>552785282Then he's a checklist "friend" at best lol
I don't share details about my daily life after watching how you people will turn around and use everything that was said previously by someone you hate like a sword when they displease you in some way.
>>552785358You never referred to a bad friend in that post. Hmm, I wouldn't want to be friends with a casual liar like you!
My sunnie is like this
>>552785308This sunnie is dangerous...
I am a femlala who always says hood morning and good night to her friends every day.
>>552785556ayyo hood morning my nigga, what's good g
>>552785174You should seek help elsewhere, somewhere, a place where it can't follow you. Also why do you want to kill yourself? Giving up or trying to save time?
>Another /xivg/ episode of "Why dont they reach out to talk to me daily?"urgh change the channel
I don't have friends so I don't have to worry about any of that.
post a flat sunnie
>>552785425You're moving the goalpost. What that anon wrote is really just a post-hoc rationalization for a loner type personality. If you don't have the grace to entertain someone's small talk chances are you're a prickly and dry person to begin with.
>>552785361Trick question, they all have one
>>552784573>>552784704>>552785174>>552785481what the fuck am i supposed to say if i'm doing terrible
>>552784891MNK requires you to be upfront 24/7 to reach your burst, it's absolutely not a rat
he doesn't send daily dick pics anymore...
CCCrystal4:55 ET
>>552785621FY this post is for you
>>552785681Be polite and say something nice anyway.
FAVORITE FIDDIES?!?!????
>>552785681There's nothing wrong with saying something along the lines of "to be honest man I'm not feeling the best today"
>>552785647No im describing two entirely different types of people. Its perfectly okay to not like frequent small talk. Its not okay to ignore messages from people with substance.
>>552785481yes, i know, that's why i hide itpeople have done it to me before and it's so damn annoying
>>552785703total sparkle rape
https://bsky.app/profile/codexiv.bsky.social
Why were EW hitboxes so fucking big
>>552785168we're all boys here, anonyour horse is cute tho idk why you gotta hate on me cuz I like you>>552785317yup, people like you and I want to be distracted from our troubles, not to think about and discuss them. people online and irl ask me how my weekend or holiday was and I'm just like... you know I'm a depressed shut in loner with no family... it's the fuckin same as always
>>552785769Mona Slater
when my rotundboy walks by the femlalas are like "gyatt who is dat!"
>>552785681You can either>mention it's been rough but don't go further and change the subject>mention it's been rough and talk about it if you both want>lie and be polite>say nothing>block them>kill yourself>go to the gym>play the gameI mean, options just keep growing, but I suppose "saying" is only a few options
>>552785842ENDWALKER WAS COMPLETE DOGSHIT AND IM TIRED OF PRETENDING IT WASNT.
>>552785681"Just another day in paradise"
>>552785530I share details about my life because I want to connect with people and I like to believe that even people here also want to connect with others just watch any thread when these discussions come alongI also want to believe that most of the schizoing and shitflinging is not really real and that most of you might be a little "weird" but still people who want to do good and the psychopaths are very few.
>>552785192real talk i dont think they're being those GAM from Indiana man they're playing against 5th and 6th super duper seniors
>>552785117All SGE players know SCH is better but play SGE anyway, because they like it more and it doesn't matter that muchWHM players are aware their job has a reputation for being braindead and are insecure about it, so they crave any possible excuse to try to be more relevant than AST
>>552785681"Been well, what about you?"
>>552785786isn't that the same as saying "it's going"
>>552785769saber lynn, holly jolly, mira nicotera.
>>552785838those are some upsetting looking buttholes
>>552785979Retard
You have the word "moonie" filtered don't you?
You guys are always so weird when it comes to these topics.
>>552785979No you retard
Anyone else keep to themselves and never message anyone?
>>552785769The ones with penises that put them inside my femra
>>552785698when's the last time you asked...
>>552785842Pain in the ass doing positionals with that. Fuck True North, I save that for sticker build up.
>>552786010whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
when i get up in the morning im using my morning wood to fuck lalafellswhen i eat my breakfast im thinking of lalafellsat work i take a break to jack off to lalafellsat home i pet lalafells ingameat night i fuck lalafellsrepeat
trying to decide if i want to play xiv or worms armageddon for the past 10 minutes...
>>552785979"Its going" means okay, normal, boring, mundane. I dont care what obscure zoomer discord memes say otherwise so dont show me them.
>>552785931Ducks have to play a perfect game if they want a chance, if they make any mistakes then they’re doomed… would kinda crush me to watch them get so far again just to lose, but I’d pray that Indiana wins it all afterwards anyways.
>>552784995I dunno shit about sports but you can yap about it to me if you want
>>552785769Sylvanae R'thir, Mona Slater, Atris Noire, Azelina Fanelia, Zadie Zane, Vallarena Varjager
>>552784432Wow okay, so you just hate me sob sob cry cry
>>552781885Might as well get in on it. What happens is that tons of people play the first few weeks then ranked almost completely dies off and you can't even find enough games to climb unless you're in queueing all day.
>>552785842because EW was poorly designed
my femra needs to start batch prepping food for long hours in savage with no want to get up....
>bro wants to discuss how double slit experiments are evidence in favor of reality being a simulation or the root causes of the fall of rome or the aristocratic conventions of courting love in the elizabethan period or some other esoteric philosophical issue againIt's all so tiresome
me moonie?installing dolls nest rn
>>552786201Does Sylvanae play still? I'm still waiting to visit frog resort island
>>552785769rob chidori
>>552785681'I'm not doing very well today but I appreciate you asking' and be okay if they decide not to pry about what in particular is bothering you, or they ask and you can elaborate about it in a healthy way
>>552786305the demo was a bit too jank and ugly for my sunnie
Bros, Xeems said MCH is good, but the sims say MCH bad? Who do I trust? The nerds or the MAN. MODE. Gigachad beardgod who plays the game?
I'm going to spark Toki tomorrow. I saved up this time.
>>552786201I blew the most powerful nut to Atris once, it made my whole body go numb
>>552786284i fucking hate it when bro wants my moonie to go thinking with him
neurotypicals are the most evil race on the planet. what do you mean you hate me because i didn't say the right arbitrary 2-word sentence in response to your pointless icebreaker.
nobody like me fiera
>>552785117wdy? Everytime someone mentions SCH it's usually followed by "jankiest job in the game"
>>552786394just play what you like you faggot retard
>>552786284I dont know much about that but I'd totally listen to someone talk about it if they were into it
>>552784995I want to do that because I'm autistic and it's what comes naturally(this is a typical issue with autistics socializing) but I also like the normie small talk, it's like a minigame to get something out of nothing
>>552786284i've got a couple ideas for a 'double slit experiment' our characters can conduct...
>>552786437my sunnie doesn't like fieras or mieras
>>552786217My lalaboy releases the piss he's been holding in for 6 hours in your hearth, entire house now filled with urine steam
>>552786403my femlala is saving for next FES
>>552785769Sunny Reed
>>552786394I still like machinist well enough and will be playing it this tier.
>>552786454>people say SCH is janky>literally just place your fairy in the middle of the arenaPeople would've died with pre-shb SMN
>>552786437does she like malera
>>552785769lizzy, saber lynn, mona, ZZ.basically all my wives
is there a double barrrel shotgun for machinists so i can rp as a redneck?
>full uptime sim on a target dummy>with full bis>somehow people think this will be relevant for prog
>>552783509it's never me...
Small talk is useful because the minute you ask me about something I actually give a shit about you're getting paragraphs in response
Me femra? Hasn't cleared train yet, probably isn't going to clear the savage either... maybe it's time to stop paying Yoshi-P rent for nothing.
>>552785769my fiddie will never be named because she's not an obeast modplanet
>>552783427I wish I knew...
>>552786603>pre-shb SMNThat shit was janky-ultimate
>>552786680I'd appreciate almost any lala wearing it but those come to mind first
>>552786718she seems bitter at the other fiddiesa rotten fiddie
>>552786718I dunno her name but there's a red haired one that's C U T E
>>552786778do you have the mod...
>>552786139when my teams are in the race i always feel better about losing when they lose to the eventual champions but it feels so much worse when they get eliminated and then THAT team loses to a team MY team would have beateni can't tell you how much i hate the bitch ass fucking oilers and mcjesus for eliminating my hockey team every year for the past what feels like a decade
Are you guys going to the bareback meetup?
>>552786716but i'll miss you
>>552784995My femlala enjoys food chat, WHAT OF IT????
>>5527791183>2>4>1
>>552786767And it was on par with BLM
>>552786813Back off?!?!?!?!
>>552786454The "jankiness" comes from the fact that some of your AOE spells come out of your fairy instead of you. This is solved by just placing your fairy in the center of the arena instead of having it trail behind you all the time.
Are you guys going to the femra meetup?
>>552786592Thanks bro, you can go into the downstairs backroom and be forever sealed into the walls of that place if you want to too
>>552786898Oh sorry my bad
>>552785842People complained about not having 100% melee uptime, and instead of telling players to git gud they folded and made the hitboxes gigantic
>>552786403complete and utter sparkle rape
>Lalafell in the moogle outfitYep that's a commend and a headpat, never gets old.
>>552786845>>552786932wait a second...
can't wait to see /xivg/'s gray parses on m9s and nothing else because they gave up after getting hard carried
>>552785769My nopan wife aze
>>552778828I could never be that skinny.
>>552786592I'd stuff you and put you above the mantle if you did that
>>552779718Buffing jobs have better value when nobody is geared, especially in static settings where you can allocate that gear to someone else like the viper instead. Most of dancer/bards damage is in buffs which isn't tied to them having gear like machinist's damage is
>>552783375untrue and false
>>552778621sunnie supremacy>>552785308eating this sunpure>>552781601smooching this c@
>>552786859No one will...
>>552786716But do you want to clear trainex? lots of people have been helping anons get their clears.
>>552779165Someone tell me what the name of the damn mod is because its been a year since I used it
>>552787019for me its lalas in the krile outfit , unless its a full on beardlala they are all pure sex in it
>>552778828I'm on the left except I'm ugly
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>>552785769The evil pvp one
When server down go?
>>552786908No, a lot of your abilities take a while to fire. SGE = hit holos, shield goes up. SCH = hit fairy, broil, caster seraphic embrace. Or the 4-5 gcds it takes to cast a critlo….
>>552786835It really is hard, after they beat TTech last week I like to think they’re capable of beating anyone and if they manage to put together a complete game against the Hoosiers then they should be capable of beating either Miami or Ole Miss, but lord have mercy I hate this matchup because both teams feel like the same except one is more disciplined. You’re right too that it would be incredibly soul crushing to get this far, lose and then magically have Indiana drop a goose egg in the finals…
what if a super cute face 1 femra wanted to EB you
Oh you want to skip small talk and get right into it? Ok man I’ve spent the last week or so maybe like 25-30 hours just mindlessly afking prayer exp on osrs in the world 330 gilded altar houses because it’s the last combat 99 I need to get in order to be max combat and comfortably start working on bossing and the last two quests I need for my quest cape (DT2 and Night at the Theatre). Ive gone through about 4-6k bones a night in each 3-4 hour session of this averaging 280-290k xp/hr and I started with about 27k bones of which I have about ~2.5k left and will have about 210 left over when I hit 99 later tonight. I also need to start doing quests on my Ironman in order to unlock more transportation and get my first dragon weapon pre monkey madness 1. Then there’s my defence pure (62 almost 63 defence btw) which is just afking at gemstone crab in obsidian armor with my goblin paint cannon hitting ones and zeros for 10 minutes at a time. It’s probably my most prized account since it’s so far ahead of other def pure ive had over the years. I’ve also started a new Skyrim playthrough where I use melee only and I roleplay as John Skyrim. Then there’s my Nomad Cyberpunk 2077 playthrough where im gonna clam slam with Panam after we steal this fucking tank and then go to Dogtown and betray So Mi again. Now it’s your turn anon
>>552787275I rape her
>>552786394Doesn't it get exhausting being facetious?
>>552787206maintn't
>>552786934I'd probably die and stink it up for months like a mouse
>white girl music in my ears, caffeine in my bloodstream, and gamer gunk on my handsi'm SO ready bros (for when savage drops in like 12 hours)
>>552787275I'd tell them I'm gay, not interested, and that wearing the Asphodelos healer set with thighboots isn't a personality.
Is the third tier usually the hardest tier? this is going to be my first time doing savage do I don't know what to expect.
>>552787107i just said that i would!!!you're super cool so it'd be a shame if you left!
>>552787275I'm a super ugly sunnie so that won't happen.
My sunnieis a gatherer mainhis DoL jobs are 10 levels higher than his highest combat jobs... being alone in the wilderness with bgm off is just so comfy, bros..
>>552787356>max combat before a quest cape
Am I allowed to fantasia back to femezen?
my moonie just jams it in
>>552787373He's not being facetious, that's how chribic twitch virwers unironically communicate.
>>552787356I had a burrito for lunch!
>>552787518encouraged, evenfollow your dreams
>>552787356
what if a super cute face 4 femra wanted to eb you
>>552787441Depends on the tier. I think that P12 was easier than P8, and E12 wasn't too bad.
>>552787275I'd accept but tell them that it'll be near impossible to move to my world...
>>552787515Mhm spent a ton of time doing slayer getting that to 99 and not doing quests
>>552787640do i know her?
>>552787275I'd obviously say yes. Then we could stand around together and look super cool and make people angry
>>552787441it's just random. they did say they were tuning this tier a bit higher than normal because we get an extra week of gear, though...so it very well might be the hardest.
soleslaid bare
>>552787102>>552781976>>552785308I think I like chocolate cats
>>552787640>cute>femrawe're getting the unbelievable shitposts mighty early now
>>552787640but I am the super cute face 4 femra...
what if a super cute face 5 fiddie wanted to eb you
>wipe onceuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwe good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q3K6FPzY18>>552785308huzz! come to aether at least...
>>552786820All I know is its called Svart Lilja. I have a copy of it from before DT.https://files.catbox.moe/1vc6oq.ttmp2
>>552787819my face 5 fiddie would say yes
>>552787356>I’ve also started a new Skyrim playthrough where I use melee only and I roleplay as John SkyrimI was doing something similar in og Oblivion last year, the stat spread I was using to be an all-rounder was so awful for playing melee that I struggled all game and had to really lean into potions/poisons and spells basic spells to get around weapon resistances cuz of mp costs not being worth it for anything but the most basic spellsI was basically building up to be Pelinal and when I got the Crusader set the game became a lot easier, I also walked everywhere so doing that questline took me hours cuz it takes you to every corner of Cyrodiil
what if a super cute face 1 catboy wanted to eb you
>>552787819im not black or a dog
You guys ever have a relationship that you know is unrecoverably dead, but you cling to it because it was the only long lasting source of comfort in your life before it faded away? That's my current eb. Please help. i know nobody actually can but i just need to post into the void to vent a little more effectively than crying silently
>>552787441>first tier baby easy so players are introduced to mechs >second tier tuned up because people said first tier too easy>third tier tuned down just slightly because people said second tier too hardAnd they do it like this every expansion without fail.
>>552787418You'll be my security guard like the house in Monster House (2006)
Femezen ebMy fiddieYes?
>>552787640is she reddoes she have feeti need details
>>552784093What? That has nothing to do with it>Impossible to fuck up on summoner rotation>Hard to fuck up on black mage rotation >Pictomancer has some gauge management but half of them survive through dying because lol >Red mage can overcap if you can't melee, forced to go melee for 2m because the dash potency and loses all resources on deathRed mage is factually the hardest caster these days. You have to do autism rotations just to get equal damage to one BLM F4 so it shows when you're lacking on red mage
>>552787640>femrashe better be a biofem or a super girly tranny cuz I'm not putting up with femra craziness for a fuckin gam
>>552787854nigga on the left getting his back blown out hourly while complaining about seeing it happen to others
>>552784545wrong and lmao
>>552785769Mona Slater, Sylvanae R'thir, fiddie Laz, Mira Nicotera, Alice Vernion, Atris Noire
what if a super cute face 4 moonie wanted to eb you
>>552785543How so? /aback>>552787102Please do not eat sunpures. May I interest you in these sugary pumpkins instead.>>552786437Post your fiera.
>>552787935Yeah, just gotta split and create some distance bro, it'll be for the best
>>552788084rape > marriage hypercombo
>>552788008Ive never seen a redras feet...
>>552787854Sorry to hear about your breakup
>>552787986yes
>Auntiezen has a cockNononoNONONONOFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YUO I'M SO TIRED OF THIS SO FUCKING MAD JUST ONE SEXY HAG FEMEZEN WHO ISN'T A DICKDYKE PLEASE GOD WHAT DOD I DO TO MAKE YOU MAD AIIIIIIEEEEEEEGONNA MELTGONNA F U C K I N G MELTFUCKING FEMEZENS
>>552788079All BBC owned.
>>552787854>brando>korra>ayumi rinjust nuke uldah and the rest of balmung while we're at it
>>552787373No, it comes quite naturally.
i've been doing a lot of thinking lately
>>552787356>getting 99s before even doing monkey madness Iwhat the fuckpersonally i gave up on the quest cape cause ive done everything else except the whisperer part of desert treasure ii, which is only really doable with magic, and the only way i can improve my ranged gear past ahrims is to spend 2000 hours doing raids or something.Theres multiple ways to get melee or ranged gear, with magic youre shit out of luck, go raid or unsub
>>552788084Wife her immediately.
https://files.catbox.moe/t44fq1.jpeg
Again......You triumph to the last...Sssuch... greeeed...
>>552788242WHERE IS MY FIDDIES FEMEZEN EB
>>552788008i exist and i have feet but i'm not looking for an eb right now
>>552787854Not a single likable person in this pic
>>552788249Elezen proportions are too weird. The only people into them are guys with mommydom f+ fetishes.
what if an aggressive femlala wanted to eb you...?
>>552788107Just hard to split from the only constant thing I've had going for the past 12 years of my life
>>552787908two boring, basic catboys eternally bonded?
My femlala would never eb someone without ERPing with them first. What if they are a freak…?
>>552788091>How so? /abackIt just goes around forcing people into lewd clothes and no one can stop it...
Ngl it's kinda fucked up how people assume "moonie" and "sunnie" automatically mean female cats.
>>552787356Banger, don't spoil PL for me though I haven't had a chance to play it yet. If you want some Skyrim mod recs I can hook you up too but vanilla purism is fine and goodMe I've spent the past couple of weeks working on an HG Z'Gok (Char's) and it's honestly a really cute little kit. It's from like 2003 so as you can imagine it's super simple and the monoeye is just a sticker but I'm gonna see about putting a sequin on to replace that. Most of the effort so far has gone into the paintjob and I admit I've been a bit stressed recently because with all the tariff bullshit it doesn't seem like GSI is chomping at the bit to export into the US and all my paint is Mr.Color, so there are a couple of things I'm running low on including 1500 Gray primer and importantly for this build Char Red, but it turns out the MS-06S Red is basically the same thing and even if it's technically intended to be a straight up Zaku red it works just fine for the Z'Gok. I laid down basecoats of that on the red parts and Zeon Gray for the gray parts and added a couple of drops of Ueno Black to each and sprayed it lightly along the corners so it creates this slight weathered effect, which I went a bit too strong on for the legs so last night after I snapped the front and back leg pieces together I decided to apply another thin coat to help them blend together and keep the shadows from seeming artificial, this is after while the paint is still wet but I've got a couple of before pics too if you want. The main tricky bit now is weathering, because it's an amphibious suit and I'm not really sure how best to weather it. As far as I'm aware it only saw action once at the Battle of Jaburo and I don't really want to cover it in mud or dirt or anything like that but I also want to make it seem like it's seen at least some use, and it's not a space suit so I can't simulate micrometeor impacts like I can with the Barzam so I'm still thinking on it.
CCCrystal2:15 ET
>>552788391I would say no thanks and point them towards a lalaboy instead
>>552787424get off the flowers. fucking lizard
>>552788249>auntiezen has a cock PROOF?????
>>552788173Well, honestly, I was speechlessWhen I woke up to your voice noteYou told me how you'd been feelingLet's work it out on the remixYou'd always say, "Let's go out"But then I'd cancel last minuteI was so lost in my headAnd scared to be in your pictures'Cause for the last couple yearsI've been at war with my bodyI tried to starve myself thinnerAnd then I gained all the weight backI was trapped in the hatredAnd your life seemed so awesomeI never thought for a secondMy voice was in your head"Girl, you walk like a bitch"When I was ten, someone said thatAnd it's just self-defenceUntil you're building a weaponShe believed my projectionAnd now I totally get itForgot that inside the iconThere's still a young girl from Essex
>>552788391What'd kind of aggressive
what if a super handsome male middie wanted to EB you?
>>552788462if they're male models then they're sunboys or moonboys tho
>>552788286CuteI hope he likes men
>>552788462female cats are more popular so it's not that weird
>>552788585“Sorry bro im not gay and my character isn’t into men”
>>552788462No one outside 2gays wants male cats lil bud.
is there a maint tonight or will savage just unlock at the turn of the day?
>>552788462That’s because people don’t care to differentiate between the clans for catboys, they’re all more or less the same.
>>552788607platonically. as bros. yeah
>>552788339RIGHT HERE SIS I LOVE FIDDIES SO MUCH ITS UNREAL
>>552788585those don't exist
What if the leader of the male middie council wanted to EB you?
>>552787230i think AST is far worse in clunkiness with all the fucking weaving and target-switching you need to do. i swear giving them three whole cards every single time you draw was the worst job change they made in dawntrail.
>>552787935my steam library has people offline for 15 yearssome of them were close friendsim still on what is now a successful vtubers friendist just cause i knew them before all that and neither of us removed each other and he probably just forgot i exist, but i keep him there for the history
>>552788302you can easily do whisperer with ahrims/blue moon mage gear though, esp if you already have occult and bracelet
>>552788462Because people don't care much about catboys, whose only distinctive trait is being as jeety and sexpesty as f+ cats with none of the charm. No other male race crashes out on other males like catboys do.
>>552788505but they're so pretty... you'd make me just hyperborea in there or something but i'm too busy
>>552788683are her puss and nips pink too?
I'm not sure if I like this mapI want to play shatter and turn my brain off.......
>>552788462when I make an abhorrent post I'll say my moonie instead of my catboy
>>552788554she likes roughhousing and is kinda tsundere
My femra?I'm not a femra
>>552788675Laz
>>552788541how often do you cum to your femra
>>552788720He doesn't play this game anymore though
>>552788663Good enough for me
>>552788720I'd kill him
>>552788050I have a shot?
>>552788391>>552788818So the kind you call cute or clean a smudge off her cheek and she starts throwing hands?Holy moly I need that...
>>552788249We like thisWe “goon” to this
>>552788782getting to 92 crafting is going to be such a fucking ballache as ironman though
>>552788813You know it's bad when the children yearn for shatter
>>552788462There are 2.7x as many female cats than male cats in Final Fantasy XIV.
>>552787275I'd say no. But then I'd say that it's because I don't know her yet, and I want to know her better first. Her likes and dislikes, her dreams and her fears, her strengths and her weaknesses, and that she should know mine as well, else she'd be EBing an image of me, not myself, and she needs to know if it's the correct decision for her much as I need to know if it's correct for me. EBing is a serious thing. But I'd give her an honest attempt for sure. Call me a fag or whatever.
a fishra will nuzzle and cannot hurt you, a anti smoochra horned femra. can gore you horribly though...
>>552788813I'll shatter your pussy and turn your brain off with repeated orgasms
>>552788818Is she a proper tsundere where she actually cares and just sucks at showing it so she acts like that, or is she actually just a bitch
>>552788515NTA but she's in the big futazen dump
>>552788645Pretty sure it just unlocks at reset
>>552780412Shut the fuck up Korra
>>552787935This is literally me right now. I just broke up from a 7 year relationship. I finally confronted her about it and it turned out I was the only one who still believed we were together. She just kept me around like a pet I guess.I cut ties with her social circle and now I'm here in XIV trying to be social again but I just feel empty as fuck man
>>552788982I would all three
>>552778621This mooner is violent
>>552788796>No other male race crashes out on other males like catboys do.One of my confirmed shitposters is a catboy so this checks out. There's one which I couldn't tell if it was a skinwalker or not but that was a catgirl but called-it-a-boy
>>552788446and what if they aren't? can you still look them in the eyes??!
If Korra can clear the fucking EX, I can clear the savage tier
>>552788645>the turn of the dayi like your phrasing
>>552788849Too much drama attached to him and he's constantly chasing after edating prospects, it cancels out how attractive his character is
>>552788982When my shotazen wakes up and goes looking for a glass of milk in the night...
What if a super cute face 2 femra wanted to EB you?
>>552789216id do a 360 then cum on sparkle
>>552789216>face 2>super cuteLmao
>>552789216I already EB'd one
>>552789003only 91 with mushroom pie, or 90 with stew! you had to get crafing up anyway already for fury, surely you arent hat behind on your seaweed runs?
>>552789290>>552789290>>552789290>>552789290
>>552788813Kyoppi?
>>552789216I'd accept on the spot! But none exist on my world...
>wings drop>the group retard gets them
>>552789216>femrahow many times do I have to tell you psychos to fuck off?
>>552789003replace your afk activities with seaweed runs, just log out next to the patches and log in whenever its time to harvestits not that bad
>>552788386This.This also applies to hrothgals and femroes btwDon't even approach them without first shaking hands with their dick
So female raen have vaginal secretions that make a male raen just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions “Raen Pussy Jelly.” Scientists were like “holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science.” So the scientists collected a sample of said Raen Pussy Jelly, and had a test midlander. They swabbed it on the male middie’s dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The hyur straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to like in a world where this is a commercial product. I want it to say “you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it.” I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of “Smucker’s Raen Pussy Jelly,” and just fucking cum myself to death.
>>552785343HEYUU
>>552788760Sis all estrologers use reaction for that shit, that’s why they never prog on patch day.
>>552789402dude shut up
>>552789402I remember reading that dolphins have that, but it only works on the male dolphinsthis was on /b/ like 20 years ago
>>552789090It kind of hurts getting the notification that my eb logs in almost daily, and I haven't seen them once. They're permanently traveled to another server where they're "not very social" and "hanging out with a friend" but are in pictures at like 7 different venues with a big group and is in some twitch dj's Christmas photoshoot.
>>552787274im praying for you bro hope Oregon comes out with some fire unis (already guaranteed) and beats those stupid ass grown men hoosiers, hope the refs let them play because if they do it's going to be an incredible game
>>552789051WHERE I MISSED IT WHEREEEEE
>>552789109I miss poharan bros..
>>552789109I can't get the minigunto show over my actual weapon and I don't know why
>>552789408HEY
>>552789216>honra>cute
>>552788813Dangerously pretty lala+outfit
>>552789686Please show femrar
>>552789631/pet>>552789650Mebe you have a mod that affects it? I don't use anything that changes my model and it works just fine
CCCrystal6:05 ET
>>5527791184=4=4=4
>>552789820Not in the thread...
>>552789402what male raeni've never seen a femra with a malera
>>552789004Triumph just does nothing right, the worst frontline by far..
>>552787854Didn't he call you a ton of slurs?
>>552789323I could...
>>552787854Ayumi Rin lurking in the background grooming a new victim
>>552790585lmao
>>552790585get new material u bozo
>>552790585Who?
>>552790585who
>>552785769AL, EE, AV
>>552782367FOR YOU, THE TIME HAS COMETHE SUN IS SETTING