Previous: >>552820807>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Oguri Cap (3* alt), Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
me after getting raped by a hoard of hoguris and ooniges
I wish I could go back to 2019
Merry holidays bros.Basashi has 1 spot open after kicking our last flatliner.We're a casual club. No quota, but trade shoes and dont flatline. We're also trying to push for A rank this month.Send request with /uma/ or post ID if you want an invite
I will play umamusume all day just for danchou!
My Oshi is so cool...
Browntards, where are all the bots you promissed us!?
>>552837670Okay hop on のぞみ 372 and find me in Car 8
>>552837770other hand is fingering herself
after the dahby
Mejiro's Dober
>>552837842stay in b+ it's nicer
>>552837895but we lost because brocked
>>552837849Don't push yourself too hard...
>>552837927Some information just revealed itself to me
>>552837881no... i dont think i will...
How many CM I have to prepare my anus for if I skip XOguri banner until picktix?
>>552838045All of them.
>>552837705I'm a big fan of TopRo in the opshe deserves it
You buyin'?
>>552837705good thread, i finished watching rttt and immediately went on to fap to ntr and av, they are so cute
>>552838028*splat*
umamusume orgasm porn
>new years holidays got me trailling below the 1m average on my A+ clubaaiiiie danchou's gonna freak...
>>552838112
Why is Fuku considered a good parent for KwhamzOguri?Doesn't she have innate 777?
Is X Oguri gonna be viable in the next CM? which recovery is actually good for her unique in Arima track?
>>552838112I'm seeing an axe and a crow spreading its wings.
>>552837927yjk
SHIIIIIIIIIT I PICKED ROSY OUTLOOK FOR MY THIRD RECOVERY
Going through the event story, and I CANNOT for the life of me pay attention when Marvelous Sunday shoes up and swings her marvelous sundays all over the goddamn screen.Legitimately how did they get away with her design and how much fucking longer do I have to wait to pull her goddamn fucking CYGAMES ACCELERATE FASTER I NEED HER
>861 WIT>flunks 1 every 5 matches25 races and 5 wit-owned ones. Also, people got really comfortable without Evil Natures around, my biggest win streak is with Dominator+Naishu.
>>552838291IS THAT
>>552838293
>>552838197she's turbo meta in CMs from 2000 to 2500m so yescorner recovery + triple 7s, pick the 3rd depending on what position you're running her
how do we fell about Uma cosplay sluts?
>>552838197777 is still the most reliable trigger and it procs just a second into the final spurt
>>552838291
>>552838291Lewd
>>552838291DO SOMETHING CYGAMES
I think about this image every day
>>552838291This is a perfect example of good publicity for AI slop
>>552838291Oi ! Teme ! KUSO !
>>552838418
What's the most reliable strategy for Oguri? Isnt Late/End objectively better than Pace?
>Kitasan on wit 95% of the run
>>552838291kitasan doesn't look like this
>>552838519front, unironically
>>552838350>fattyshe should have cosplayed Ogurin
>>552838603kys trnny, unironically
>>552838519Pace
>>552838609today's your lucky day
>>552838578she will after I am done with her
>>552838341Uma ear molestation
>>552838295March 6 2027 a fair wait, but we can retain this semen, bwo.
>>552838519Any styles should work as long as you have the recoveries
cm7 status?
>>552837849I would too but I was invited to jong
>>552838685HuhI left the 3dpd behind, but this actually looks alright
>>552838726winter coat...
oh there was a new thread already while i was fucking with this recording
Is she retarded?
>>552838726I can masturbate to this
>>552838291oh hey 4chanx is loading deleted image thumbnails correctly now
>be Rudolf’s lover >have a trainee that’s gotten a crush on (You)>it’s way too obvious >joke about it to Rudolf >why is she glaring? >Rudolf requests to race against your trainee >it’s fine it’s a learning experience >your trainee gets decimated on the track it’s not even funny >Rudolf tells your trainee no one can steal from the Emperor >realize your precious Luna can also be jealous >punish her by biting her fluffy winter ears on your off time
>>552838783looks edited as hell, especially around the waist and butt
im tired, going to bedyou guys are fucking retarded
>*eats your clocks*
>>552838907Of course it's editedIt's the only way e-thots can compete
>>552838983Well no wonder she needs them, you don't eat clocks you dumb horse.
>>552838726Do NOT molest their ears
>>552839024Let me deepthroat tachyon’s ears. That’ll show her!
>>552838726>uma accidentally umapyois after heavy ear petting>now in front of the Tracen disciplinary board
Kwanzaa Oguri keks will lose this CM.
>>552838860not even
>>552838183
>>552838903*pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat*
>>552839156She’s so cute…using her and cafe for the arima kinen
>>552838860YesAnd it's a good thing.
>>552839119Eat your vegetables
How many long sparks do you need for dober to get to Long A?
The random Red Maru (within my first 10) and HOguri on top of getting the Winter Biwa I've been saving for super early was really nice, thanks Cygames!Kinda mean to make the CM after Winter Biwa so hostile to her though, Paces don't seem to have any good accels and her ult doesn't work past 5th place so I can't just run her as a late and lean on Pump/MPB. As sad as it is I think I'm better off giving regular Biwa her outfit and just running her as a late instead. At least W!Biwa will be a massive upgrade for when I kludge her into Capricorn and Aquarius!
G1 schedule for the year
I have the world's most petty complaint but I wish there was more eyebrow variety.
>>552839365all
>>552839476Is Jordan not good enough for you?
Hm? My Arima team? Rudolf, Nice Nature, and XOguri. Arima is practically a Christmas race after all, so I made my team as festive as possible.
>>552839365You can't, max you can get is B and hope for inspiration
>>552838726
>>552839603Oh yeah, nice nature is THE Christmas uma
>halfway through winter and still no umawife to cuddle and nibble the ears ofI should just give up
>ywn have Sweep Tosho botch a spell she casts to make you her "Soulmate" and end up as her damp training insoles
>>552831306>1 cheeky 10 pull before I go to bed. Get it out of my system. Surely I won't get her.GOD DAMN IT I WANTED TO SLEEP TONIGHT. NO. I'M RUNNING TEAM AMERICA AND ALL THREE OF THEM ARE FUCKING STAYING IN. I DON'T WANT YOUR CHRISTMAS MIRACLE CYGAMES.
>>552838973>you guys are fucking retardedMy trainee likes me like that
prol the only okay thing outta my borrows todaycan tell xo's inherit won't be used much, unless you get a full discount on it. The inherit pretty hard nerf
AHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP WITH THE FUCKING 2 STARS PLEASE
>>552838112>>552838205I see three birds
I’m sorry to say this but I firmly and in some cases wetly believe the Uma community on tiktok is funnier than /uma/
i've only got 10k carats.... BUT IM GONNA ROLL FOR OGURI CAP!!!!!!!!!!!! IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552839968Then go there and stay there
>>552839634wtf... oguriawfulmood.png
>>552840016familiCURSE
glad i wasn't banking on xog to save me, my wit &spd cards were bein bitches
>>552838860>First costume event I witness has her taking the Trainer and Biwa out in the woods because she wants to run with Santa's reindeerI love this dummy (affection) like you would not believe
>you can't purchase the rookie starter packs in Cystorebwoh... do they even want my money or what
>>552839941erm...
>>552840016HOLY SHIT AKIKAWA SHOWED UP FIRST ROLL aaand its a dupe of curren chan
>>552839941It’s a self portrait with his handlers
>>552840164lolLmao
>>552840164WAIT ANOTHER RAINBOW DOOR SHOWED ON ON MY SECOND ROLL WHAT THE FUCK ITS A THIRD FUCKING CURREN CHAN?????? im not kidding is there a way to show my roll history this is so stupid stop playing with my emotions
ummm
>>552840315Marked
>>552840378You did your Fillies, right?Right?
>>552840360pregnant
>>552840036Yeah, career start can only give you 4 letter grade improvements, you get the rest through inspirations. E and sometimes F can manage that, but getting a G track aptitude uma up to C and trying to get 2 or even 3 pink procs in career is too much to ask even for my autism.
>he spent 30k carats just for a better chance at getting 300-500 more carats than silvercouldn't be me
What are we forecasting for this week? 560? 570? What was last week's number (I wish they would just tell you).
>>552840470590+ is safe
>>552840360maya has been a bad influence
>>552840470600k.
AAAIIIIIEEEEE YOU'RE NOT SANTA MAYA WTFFFFF
>>552840416I almost didn't because I had a pretty good training.
>>552838983I want to fuck french teio
>>552840378you'll learn in mant that you really want to buy the 3 heals asap or this will keep happening
>>552837617umapan
>>552840470Last week was 562k-ish, this week, I saw it an hour before it closed, but it barely grazed 566k. I feel safe getting between 590-600k for at least another month.
>>552840707me on the left
>>552840315>marked Oh you’re uber fucked
>>552840360Maya is a great influence
>>552840707umapantsu when?
Marrying Air Shakur...
do i meme and take all of these
>>552840016>>552840164>>552840315
>>552840779TOPCUN!
Is Narita Top Road that big?
>>552840801Do whatever you want Fine Motion
>>552838418This really speaks to me. I don't know why but I really like grooming my gf on the rare occasions i've had one. Giving her massages, brushing her hair, scratching her head, taking showers together where we're not just fucking and I actually scrub her squeeky clean.umamusume.
I may have overdone it.
>>552840834look at you go
>>552840834Blessed by the cute and innocent Curren! Beloved by all, and a far superior umadol to Dumb Falcon!
>>552840820yes, take all of them
>>552840923As danchou, I'm proud of you.
I thought Xmas Oguri career was supposed to be easier...
>>552840867Sex is too quick to make it the focal point of a relationship. I really like the cuddling in the shower and grooming afterwards bits more.Umamusume
>>552840801Why are you a female trainer?
If you've got an hour to kill, cycle through a bunch of entries. The part where they yap on the finals screen is a voice line that gives archive points. Don't forget to switch your aces back in.>>552840954Thanks danchou.
WHY IS THE NEW TAISHIN AN AGEMASEN
Good, you made it.-That you, Tazuna? I see Akikawa's roped you into this too.A Secretary's job is never done. But we can talk more later. The president's office should be just up ahead.-I thought I smelled something horsey!Focus, T.President Akikawa is on a business trip, Riko's in charge now and you *know* what that means.-Yeah. Trouble.Exactly, so watch your back. Oh, and if you find any carats out there, make sure to grab those too. Collect enough, and I *might* just have a spark waiting for you.-You're the boss, Taz.*sigh*-Okay, Trainer... time to Eclipse.
max win incoming
>>552840801Would
>>552840834This makes me feel better about needing to full pity Dober.
>>552840998I'm a male trainer, I just love punky women
>>552841036Her hair is so retarded
>>552841074>URAWhat are you doing?
*ponders*
how much stam is actually enough for xoguri, im hearing people say 800 + 3 whites and 500 + 3 whites
>>552841045>why is the big bitchy cunt uma SSR an agemaseni don't know
>>552840470Might be over for me unless I encounter some WITGOD disciple
>>552841165FAN FARMING SO DANCHOU LOVES ME
Wtf is an agemasen?
>>552840801Congratulations
MINA!!!! IKUYO!!!!*Drains your energy, no Head-on*>>552841045Because new Mayano also is, makes a good pairing
>Check out public rooms to last minute test for finals>Every match has some dickhead with triple S+ UmasWhy are they even here, or is it purely to waste everyone else's time and show off?
>>552841218Why are you not using a fan bonus deck then
so, to counter Xoguri in arima kinen:if you use front runner to block her angling and scheming, she will trigger her ult and then NSM on your front anyway. if you use another pace chaser with higher wit and mid race skills to block her angling and scheming, the same above appliesyour endclosers need to fire NSM at the earliest along with spurt/encroaching shadow to beat her. OR trigger dober/ryan inherit along with spurt/encroaching shadow. miss either two of these chances and it's a hard time to beat her. i dont know about tamamo cross tho, her ult is pretty good and she may be better at beating Xoguri too
>>552841165what he said >>552841218 but also fishing for 9* pwr for capricornturf too so I can run urara
>>552841190Taishin is a lot of things Anon, but big is not one of them.
>>552841175her head is so round like an orange
>>552841175*rapes you*
>>552841083Based
Should I still use this Oguri? I accidentally griefed really hard by taking U=ma2 instead of Hydrate. I thought I was big brain since U=ma2 gives speed, but it also has a positional requirement and I'm worried it won't proc.
>>552840016>>552840164>>552840834>>552840315BASED AND BLESSEDBetter save for that wedding Curren-chan
>>552841220Gourmand? AGEMASEN!Special Cheeks shouts it in the anime. "I won't give it to you!" It became shorthand for SSRs that cuck you out of their gold skills
>>552841241YOSH!!! IKUYO!!!*Disappears from your post making any joke attempt fall flat*
Is the Marvelous Sunday card any good pre-MANT?
Tactical Tweak/Shatterproof unironically might be good for Hoguri to secure the Preferred Position/Stamina to Spare recoveries mid-race kek
>>552841206No, don't brick your account's secondary market value! Think of all the oil baron money you'll lose
>>552841416No. It is atrocious.
do you think i can get 20k free carats within 14 days?
forever my kingu
>>552841365Thanks for the free win
>>552841206each 1% support bonus translate to more than 5000 points on your score, just saying
>>552841460Here’s an animation wip of kingu getting fucked https://x.com/kacamata_kunink/status/2008160983609737361
uhhhhow do i train xmas oguriim having a hard time getting her to win races, im guessing because of her unique requirements
>>552841446
>>552841580I already maxed out my SR and SSR cards....Dont tell me Im wasting resource on R cards
>>552841416Danchou will love it if you use the card with 20 fan bonus in your runs.
>>552838350>Pantyhose and visible toesI feel good about this one
>>552840452I spent 50 and 15 tickets
>>552840923>bad mood>+10 energy>-10 speed>-10 stamina>-10 power>practice poor
>>552841679oh shit dont do that, not worth it. if u maxed out your SSR and SR, that's enough
>>552841025you're not tricking me into forgetting yo switch back
>>552841754Wat?
in Uma Santa is real and he openly hands out gifts at noon just like that
T-Thanks
>>552841868>3* blueusable
>>552841807>>552841025>Don't forget to switch your aces back in.I'm not trying to trick you.
>everyone and their mother running dominatorlmao
>People pull for SMaru>Realize how much shit goes into just building the Groundwork side of things>People pull for XOguri>Realize her winning races is more of a coinflip because she is working without an ult for most of the careerIs there anything funny I can look forward to when people pull for V Bourbon or another uma prior to that, I want more unprepared silliness.
i opened the event missions tab and got jumpscared by marvelous sunday yelping at me
>>552841831Don't overdo it!
>>552841919>this is supposed to be the super serious student council prez
>>552841924VBourbon comes with literally everything though
>>552841924meh not winning goal races doesn't brick your run, unlike trying to assemble groundwork
>>552841979You clearly misunderstood the character if you thought she was serious all the time
>>552841979everyone needs a stress reliever somehow
>>552841926
When am I supposed to stop chasing arrows?
>>552841924>coinflip I've done over 5 test races and hit my recoveries everytime tho?
>>552841924I like Bourbon, and I like FlashI'm probably going to spark or use that if either of them don't come through
>>552842131end of junior
My trainee is too hot...
>>552842026>check jp tierlists>vbourbon fell off Lmao everything has been powercrept already why even bother let's just dickpull away
>>552841938fkn kek. You got me
>>552842178spending carats during acceleration has always been idiotic
>>552842162Still in High School btw...
>>552841289shit
>>552842271God bless adulterated chicken and estrogen in the water
>>552842135>test racesnot what that sentence was about, bwo.>>552842139I can't be against oshi picks. Good luck to you when that comes, I just find it amusing seeing people looking to build for meta and come across at least one thing they didn't expect.
>>552841272>Why are they even here, or is it purely to waste everyone else's time and show off?yes. /uma/ has a few of them that constantly join rooms the entire week+ leading to cm. Whales gotta make themselves feel better about their financial decisions somehow
>>552842230acceleration period will last 5 years. Are you not gonna pull anything for 5 years?
>>552841924Vbourbon doesnt have taking the lead, and cant use bourbon wit card to get itthe small difference between taking the lead vs early lead means that Vbourbon has to go for more mid race skills. not to mention big nige suzuka is still here. she is strong but i cant see how she would be as strong as Xoguri level
>>552841289>spoilerBased. I might throw my Team Trials B Turf Urara in for shits and giggles. I've never seen her lose 1000m Niigata. She has all the fucking gamba accel already.
>>552842313They are putting growth hormones into the bananas at Tracen!
>>552841272>>552842347how else are they supposed to test their umas?
>>552842271Brian is in Senior Year 2, and Hayahide is a year older, so Hayahide could be 18, so everything is kosher.Taking her to the hot springs soon I hope.
>>552841281think i'll be a super fag and run xo, tam, cafe
Does this mean Rudolf and Teio have to fight over the same trainer?
>>552842396yeah there are like 0 sprint pairs so might as well have fun with it using different umas
>>552842340>winning with Christmas Oguri is coinflip cause her ult is not consistentit is consistent for me in my races tho>not what the sentence was aboutHow is that not what the sentence is about, retard
from this moment forward i will not spend any carats until zenno rob roy's release i will have my nerdy wife and 5 star her
chrono sex
>>552842397Tracen carrots are labeled UmaSanto?!Chemicals in the water turn the cats gay?!Tazuna is faster than umas and never takes off her hat? WHAT IS TRACEN HIDING?
>>552842510Chrono love and marriage
>>552841272winning is fun
>>552842476>How is that not what the sentence is about, retard...in career. It's at the end of that sentence. Unless you found an efficient way to buy 3 recoveries by Hopeless Stakes? In any case, take it easy, homie.
Just get lucky anons
>>552841919yeah and you can 'Cancel Anytime' most subscription services. I'm on to you
>>552838112>a literal horse is more talented than sloppa users
>>552842527>>552842397RUDOLF, RELEASE THE EPSATONO FILES
Sexboli Rudolf
>>552842427Giving Biwa my banana...
>>552842415Anon, I think they can be pretty confident that the S+ Taiki with capped Speed, Power, Wit and every skill they could want will run well without having to destroy some randoms testing if their A+ Umas will position well consistently
>>552842701*spits out her oats*
>>552842470Look at this lil' goober.
>>552838112This is not art.
>>552842616wtf who cares about uniques for career? It didn't even register for me that you could be talking about career, it's braindead easy to win that.
>>552842616if you still struggle to win careers you shouldn't be pulling for pvp meta characters.
>>552841756NTA. I ran out of shit to spend monies and SP on and leveled all my R cards up to 20. And a few to higher than that as well...
>>552842784Said the not-artist, absolutely not-malding and seething
>>552842510What a cutie.
>>552842716And I bet you believe that Ug uma would destroy everyone at CM too.People build umas to make them run.
Calling her daddy during sex
hey guys the satono invited me to be their personal trainer see you all in a year
>>552842380That just means they have to coinflip every part of the Twin Turbo card. Which, if they can pull that off while making an efficient VBourbon, they deserve the win.
>>552842801It didn't register that they could be talking about career mode in a sentence where they're talking about career mode? Anon are you sure your brain is working properly?
>>552842883NOOOOO DON'T YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF EPSATONO ISL-
650 wit Suzuka with concentration or 850 wit Suzuka without itI've been using the 650 wit throughout CM and she has 38% out of my 90% winrate
>pick Mayano instead of Biko>she still shows uplove this kid
>>552842767She would do that for me!
WHY COULDNT YOU BE OGURI CAP
>>552842961What are there other skills? Could've posted the fucking builds instead of that stupid image
Rooms?
>>552841580leveled my supports and just broke 600k hory shet thanks anon
>>552842946No, sometimes I hear something extremely retarded and my brain doesn't register it because it refuses to believe people can be that retarded. I filtered out the last part of your sentence for that reason.
>>552842847Just say you like doing it because you've got nothing better to do anon, we won't judge you for it. It's less embarrassing than trying these sad arguments
STINKO WINDY!
>>552843028They don't matter it's all a random crapshoot in the end, I just thought it'd be nice to have a 100% winrate from 1 win in finals on either the second Suzuka or my shitty last minute XOguri.
I am unbelievably horny for Rudolf
curren CHUD
So... Pace chaser or Late surger XOguri? I assume running u=ma means you have to go pace chaser right?
>.552843076>I filtered out the last part of your sentence for that reason.And yet you still responded to it. Homie, I said take it easy and you're still going on. That's not a good look.
>>552843148Then flip a coin.
I want to rape Dober so hard bros
>>552842427Shinko keeps on getting erotic with every new information I learn, what do you mean she's in the same year as Hayahide and the others?
there's only one CHUD for me
>>552843313She is hotter with them on
Its okay...The game is saving Med S, completed card events, and good trainings for next career.
>>552842862>who's your daddy?>plap plap plap>uh oh? where's your little toy wittle baby?>plaps halfway through>dick-a-boo!>keeps plapping>who's a big boy? yes you are!Would this make it better or worse?
>>552843076And now your brain isn't even registering that I'm a different person. Why do you have so much trouble reading every word in a post anon?
Biwa is cute, I liked her story.
>>552843117She's the missing piece for my all armpits TT team. With her on dirt I can put Digitan on regular mile and have a 100% waki team. I just have to make a Hishiama that can win mediums...
we love chuds itt
>dude concentration is a must have your Suzuka is gonna get smoked by other Suzukas>see Suzukas without it win often enough>even mine that late started won against Suzukas that have concentration
>jannetty week
>>552843389tamamo is poor and has a tiny pecker, lol
>Force me to go to pity on banner>Gives me the ticket in the first career run
>>552843435you mean Special Michaels
>>552843413Oguri isn’t this adorable
>>552843036CM7 room82493032
>>552843472Oguri was cucked by Horlicks lmao
>>552843538Special Cheeks
>>552838907>Expecting 3dod not to be filters+makeup+plastic surgeryngmi
>>552843472oguri is a cuckold
>>552842961Skipping concentration is really bad, you don't need to out wit the other oonige but sometimes and oonige late starts and gets trapped by the fronts or paces long enough that you can skip the spot struggle window.
Stone Gold Ship Austin
>>552842469me and yes>exact same height
>>552843659who's The Rock of uma?
I got Biwa and Ogurin. I will spark Tama if needed and thats about it for umas I really want before the selector ticket. Is Opera 2.0 the best pick for it, if I want the most out of the umas? I dont care about front niggas.
>>552843598Wait. I have so many special cheeks parents. I can just use her stupid unique to trigger xogli's
>>552843591>>552843620shut the fuck up, oguri never wanted kitahara
>>552843659WELL GOSHI 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS!!
good luck girls
>>552843557>win 9 out 10 in random rooms>my Oguri decides to drop the spaghetti right when joining an /uma/ roomclassic
Tamamos micro manko...
>>552842469>tfw Sirius Symboli's trainer heightI'm getting called puppy-Chan aren't I
Please be an uma I like and I don't already have...
honk yadda yadda yadda honk yadda yadda yadda
>>552843557resultsI really need to remake oguri with SFV if I want her to be a killing machine with the right items
>>552843792please tell me your parents and sparks for ogurin please
DRINK BEERBEAT JORDAN
>>552843815It's not THAT small
>>552842768giwtwm
>mfw I DON'T see a final room composition that guarantees Taiki will be in 3rd or 4th at the final cornerPlease Shiraoki-sama. 2-3 fronts. 0-1 pace. Please.
Ramonu impregnation
>>552843905Ryan and Taiki, couldn't afford pump sadly
was this the death knell for ogurikeks
>special cheeks
>>552843868Incoming Taiki Shuttle
>Picked U=MA2 instead of corner recovery since I had a Tachyon parent>Fail to proc it since everyone's running frontsI amRetarded
>>552843956thanks
What was Rufolf’s problem in Cinderella Grey?
>>552843527She owns you.
>>552844041should've watched witgod's video, he specifically explains why u=ma^2 is shit for this track and it's the reason you said
ogurins christmas outfit is cute enough to make me forget i spent 150 pulls on her
>finals practice room>random moodONE JOB RETARD
>>552844027Close enoughI love her so it's alrightI'm gonna hate training her though
omatsuri mambo
>>552843527Same thing happened to me. She likes to play hard to get
>>552843970sure if you're a faggot shipping kita at all, creep
can somebody explain this to me
>oguri crap in every roomsurely i won't encounter one in finals haha
>there are people getting their S rank XOguri's on their first borrow and you're getting reemed in the ass for all 3 of your borrowsits over
>>552844148Grass' gorgeous blue eyes..
>>552844170you're sounding like a twitterkek, friend
>>552844141I was finally retarded enough to gamble on that last night too. Got Spechud though.
>>552844148Torena...
>>552844264yamato nadeshikos don't have blue eyes....
Shooting your cum in Kita’s diamond window
I don't even wait until the first inspiration before ending runs anymore
>>552844089I was so thrilled at getting medium S and decent stats after a few runs that my brain momentarily stopped working properly. I'll just learn from this mistake and run normal Oguri for now.
>>552844141She's piss easy to train and she Bakushins her way through her career. Making a good one is a different story...
>>552844261Strange how all the Aoharu guides are so fucking worthless and don't explain how to actually get good umas in it.
>>552844296stop
i just wasted a borrow on ura finale
>>552844141>suzie>>552844279>chudTHEY ARE
>>552844368danchou kill this man
>>552844179Either cursed with bad positioning or she's gassing out. Were you in lobbies with 6 fronts or 4 debuffers?
>>552844351Yeah the second part is the issue considering I started recently and I don't have Bourbon's card so I know I'm gonna suffer for a while
So xmas Oguri final room = easy win?
>>552844356Actually a good point, all of the aoharu guides out right now that I've seen only tell you how to play the mechanic but none of the guides actually tell you that you unironically stop caring about the mechanic at classic year or else your uma ends up as gluethe amount of people ballmaxxing until senior year is actually grim
>>552844179other than plancha being useless I don't see anything wrong with this Taiki, seems like you just got unlucky with matchmaking
>>552844105I will feel better about it if I can get her chud buddy to join along for Sagittarius. Ended with less than 12k carats left, free pulls will have to be blessed if I have any hope
>>552844274>anon thinks of le sick twitter!! burn>reveals themselves to be the twitterfaghow do you tards never realize you out yourself with this insult? I got no fuckin clue what twitter talks about
>>552844430even on debuffer lobbies she seemed to tank the debuffs, she usually just refused to move up in mid-race
>>552844261That's how I felt when everybody was pumping out A-ranks in URA while it took me until Aoharu to get something better than B+.Now seeing people produce usable S-ranks (and not meme ones only good for TT or achievements) makes me feel the same way.
Why are Chiyonoposters the worst?
You're sent to Umajapan. You are enrolled as a torena with all the requisite knowledge... including umas you're going to train. How they'll succeed, and races you can help them win they canonically lost. The downside is, the moment you plap them, their career is over, never getting first again.Do you doom their career just for plaps?
>>552844179This looks like unironic bad luck.She should do better in finals because of the general great mood.
>Belno Light goes to America, graduates and comes back an adult umamusume>Rudolf and Maruzensky are still students in ToresenNice writing japs
Weird looking newma
>>552844604i can wait three years
>>552844604Depends on the uma. Dober? Getting plapped asap
>>552844346>Wait until inspiration for a suboptimal run>Pink spark activates from a one star grandparent's MILE spark>Unity Cup bubble hints get even worseI still can't make myself stop before it, though.
>>552844491im going to have to use THAT for tama
If your trainee is not good with children, then you are wasting your time
>>552844179Plancha is basically useless, and your midgame isn't very good.
>>552844604It's me. I'm the one at fault for making Doto's career being nothing but second place.
>>552844604Of course not!I'll sumata them until the end of their career with the promise of babymaking plapping for the rest of their lives if they're succesful and achieve their goalsBut if they're the ones raping me I'll just let them
>>552844604>Do you doom their career just for plaps?if you're the type of selfish faggot that would do this you would never make it far enough to get hired by tracen in the first place
>>552844529That's a big shame especially when her wit is on the higher end. My Taiki has 626 wit and may sometimes fight to get third or fourth, but she had one race where she late started, got kidnapped by the three late surgers in it, and despite using Straightaway Adept and Pace Chaser Straightaways, she actively moved backwards. You must be lowrolling into PDM or something.
>>552844296Someone posted themselves having jacked off to this horse. Another posted someone fucking a mare that was most likely from the web. It may just be two anons, but I see you all as horse fuckers
>>552844763based and true
>>552844763I'll just have to train her to be good with the 4.5 children we're pumping out in Abe-san's name.
>>552844787What if your trainee is your favorite uma, and she's really into you, and gives you this come hither look, sneakily shows you umapples and umanko and nibbles on your ear when nobody is watching?On top of that, after every race she just leaves her sweaty clothes on your bed?
Sorry guys. I've been in the hospital for 6 weeks. Kawakami gave me handjob and got too enthusiastic.
>>552844838you need to fuck horses to post here
The way that Oguri rubs her belly after every raceThat "ho ho ho" laughHer sexy stance during good restsHow did you guys play with this uma before without having a permaboner? She has an incredibly fertile aura
she loves me
>>552844929You just have to explain in graphic detail the moment trainer semen touches them their racing potential goes to nothing. Make them wait, race with the anticipation of a sweet reward after they finish their career.
>>552844929As someone who’s a complete fucking dumbass, I would ignore the signs until said trainee just locks me into a closet with her. Even then, I probably won’t take the hint
Whoooo! It's a holiday miracle! Shame about 1* pink and green tho...
>>552844604Like the other anon said, tracen doesn't hire such garbage. The Emperor would see through you and shatter your hand like glass
I just jerked off to grass wonder, sorry...
>>552844996>How did you guys play with this uma before without having a permaboner?I cum to umas thrice a day before playing>>552845032You'll have to groom her to be a good mother then
>>552844937Welcome back. I hope your dick is still in one piece.
I HAVE ONE BORROW LEFTPLEASE LET ME HIGH ROLLPLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>552845053
Forever Young just won the JRA horse of the year
>>552845106Why?
>>552845032>https://youtu.be/13QQ_Cnz4Bw?t=198Oh really?
>>552845178>she overdoes it, breaks a leg, has to be euthanized and you're at faultWell?
>>552845106Oh, you did? I didn't even notice because of its small siz-. Ahem, pardon me.
>>552845214I mean who else would win it?
>>552844929>and gives you this come hither look, sneakily shows you umapples and umanko and nibbles on your ear when nobody is watching?I would get a massive erection every time she did those things but still not have sex with her.Making her the #1 Umamusume in Japan is the most important thing in the world, and I could never ruin that.
>>552845121stop bringing fuku she's awful for scorpio
>>552845160It was announced 2 months ago that he will win it, this is just the official ceremony nigga
Do you take U=ma2 on Christmas Oguri? Seems like it's worth getting unless everyone is a frontrunner.
Belly rubs for Ogurin
Just jerked off to Rudolf. I’m. Not sorry.
>>552845132What could this mean
>>552845270but she gives a shit ton of SP though although yeah i was debating her vs tach or daiwa
>>552844787>>552845087Tracen allows a shitty acupuncturist who more often than not debilitates your horse to run around campus with impunity.
>>552844929I think Dia can wait till after her career for marriage
please give me all the uma edits of
>>552845167Because shes cute...>>552845235Dont tempt me to do a round two...
>>552845361Euthanasia, suicide, same thing in this context
>>552845323>no Rudolf doujin >no lovey dovey Rudolf porn where she dominates the trainer Awei where is my Rudolf doujin?! Give me the emperor getting bred!
>>552845160Oh no. He just unlocked hard mode for this year's career
>>552845214Here ya go buddyAlso got best 4+ year old colt and best dirt racerWasnt even close...First dirt horse to get HOTY no?https://tospo-keiba.jp/breaking_news/67154
>>552845214First dirt horse to win it I think too. Congrats Ebayan!https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2008431030034985208
>>552845235>Grass Wonder SPHPlease cease or I'm gonna fap to her too.
i jorked it to Haru and i feel ashamed
>>552844296give me the full picNyow
supiki ooooeeeeeoooohhh chowayooo aaaaaaooooouiiu supiki chowayo chiyo chiyo chiyon O
>>552845121>bikoYou might want to check the Maya card, she gives Head-on on the first chain
>>552845235I want Grass JOI
>>552845337isn't the joke that shes coming to you in secret? Shes hiding her identity after all
>>552842636oh wow it really was that simple
>>552845403https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>552845416Ok, no more temptation for you, anonI lied
>>552845442>Duramente's kid gets three times the votes as Kitasan's kid
>>552845515i was thinking about that actually, What's the WIT trio that everyone's running for xoguri?
>>552845515This, if you're doing pace Maya is the better card to borrow. Her skills are great too.
>>552845205>>552843472>Its not about the size, its how you use it
>>552843970No, Oguri is for me afterall, he can have that OC for all that I care.
>>552845570>>552845573are the speaki edits in here too
>>552845676Duramente has huge tits and is autistic
>>552845605Why did he do it? Why did he utterly trample over Kita on and off the track?
I jerked off to Almond Eye and she told me I was too slow…
>new data is availableAIIIEEEE IT'S THE EVO SKILLS
NEW DATA???????????
>>552845641Now show me Tachyon's.
>>552845442We taking over in 2026
OH SHID NEW PATCH :-DDDD
>>552845620Fine Motion and Nice Nature...
The SAVIOR of dirt
AIEEEEE THE 7.46MB XOGURI NERF PATCH IS UPON US
>>552845620I'm running Tachyon DaiSca and Marvelous Sunday
>>552845442>>552845469>Get JRA horse of the year>Probably will get the American Eclipse award for older dirt male (there is no chance that forever young will get americas horse of the year, thats 100% going to Sovereignty... unless?)Too powerfulNerf the horse in game
>>552845505Google image search pretty much nails it on visual matches.
>>552845573>>552845570
>he rolled?>patch it
>>552845789But FM sucks at MLB1....>>552845804I will try, thanks anon
>he pulledYour Oguri just got nerfed
Done with my runs..Pray staightR hits early/mid or go home?
>>552845570>>552845573thank you anons
>>552845603Surely one more round wouldnt hurt...
>>552845160>>552845442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHRvDo8rUoQ
574K is enough
>kitasan's pros>boob window>kitasan's cons>cuck>whore>did i mention she's a whore and a cuck?>she'll be the protag of your netorare and netori doujins and both will be lore accurate>cons>fucked sweepy and ruined her umanko before me>duramente's pros>autistic>hot and cute>strong>will probably share sweepy if you ask really nicelyDura wins easily
>>552845916no straights on early, so it's either mid or late
>>552845515Hmm nyo....
3 Biwas and 1 XOguri with only 40 rolls
>>552846069>she MIGHT give you headBros... I thought she was our daughterwife...
>>552846069I've been borrowing the card for four runs now and I've never realized it's an agemasen. And now that I know now she will never give the skill to me anymore. Thanks anon.
>>552845442Horse of the Year - Forever YoungBest Two-Year-Old Colt - CavallerizzoBest Two-Year-Old Filly - Star AniseBest Three-Year-Old Colt - Museum MileBest Three-Year-Old Filly - EmbroideryBest Four-Year-Old and Older Colt - Forever YoungBest Four-Year-Old and Older Filly - RegaleiraBest Sprinter - Satono ReveBest Miler - Jantar MantarBest Dirt Horse - Forever YoungBest Steeplechase Horse - Ecoro DuelJRA Special Award - Norihiro Yokoyama and CalandaganNice, Calandagan got an award as well. And yes Ebayan is the very first dirt hors to get HOTY, it's quite huge
>>552846225>Best Two-Year-Old Filly - Star AniseHell yeahNow i can go to bed happy
>>552846132I would rather save my tickets than get Biwa with even one roll. Her head is too fat to fit in my collection of umas.
MLB Kitasan accounts for giveawayHi all, purging my accounts for the new year and hence I have a couple of MLB Kitasan accounts for giveaway! Accounts are first come first serve, please only claim them if you intend to play on them!Account 1: 656639686117Notable SSR: MLB Kita, 2LB SC, 0LB FM, 3LB TazunaUmas: Maruzensky, TM Opera, CBiwaAccount 2: 913218204396 (Beginner tickets untouched)Notable SSR: MLB Kita, 1LB SC, 1LB RiceUmas: DigitanAccount 3: 639868329370Notable SSR: MLB Kita, 1LB SC, 0LB FMUmas: Maruzensky, Oguri, Manhatten Cafe, COguriAccount 4: 938523443295Notable SSR: MLB Kita, 1LB SC, 1LB RiceUmas: SuzukaAccount 5: 531816574670Notable SSR: MLB Kita, 2LB SC, 1LB Riko, 2LB SuzukaUmas: Teio, FPasa, Hishi Akebono, TaishinOn mobile so apologies if format is fkd. Happy New Year hope someone enjoys my accounts! Password for all will be Umazing2026
https://x.com/i/status/2008231036128231911>santa anita completely filled up in american oaks>record attendance in this century>boomers finding out the cause is this japanese game umamusume>check out umamusume>oh there's a descendant of secretariat>check out this Uma's character>....
>>552846225Do we get carats from mister cygames?
>>552845603Grass Wonder provokes inhumane levels of lust within me
>>552846225dumb question but don't they give medium and long horses a trophy? anyways congratulations to all, i especially enjoyed seeing FY Embroidery and Museum Mile
>>552846045still better to take over right, no?
Boyfag torena inside me is happy. I got Opera and Fuji, what I missed, in 70 pulls what I spent to get xoguri.
>>552846285Reported all accounts for account sharing, enjoy your bans.
Do nyot redeem!
>>552846286If Lovcen goes the distance we'll get a second one
Oh so it's one of those days. The kind of day when the chain events for my gold recoveries don't work and my careers die with nothing I can do about it. Fuck you Cyjews, you are the worst fucking company ever.
>>552846353WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?! MA'AM LISTEN TO ME!
for my fellow debuffers, make sure to get lone wolf to make sure no one gets free speed
>>552846470shut the fuck up, my lone wolf procced on my ace like 50% of the time, its freeeeeee
>>552846225>Best Steeplechase Horse - Ecoro DuelBased. Watching his win at the Nakayama Daishogai was so fucking hype
No... It's about to happen now... Tazuna, save me...
>>552846338I'm not brave enough to take left.
>>552846443 But you dont need recovery this CM bro
I got my first S rank Nice Nature because she brought me squid 13 fucking times. She only finished like 3 chains though lmao
wonder cute and his grandma schtick is dumb
>>552846496>>552846470My last two CM winners had Lone Wolf active and they both won by like 1 lengthi forgot to get it this time aroundI'm gonna laugh if the reason i lost was because 1st place had Lone Wolf..
>>552846562
>>552846562why are debufffags like this
>>552845442>First dirt horse to get HOTY no?Yes and also the 2nd horse after El Condor Pasa to win HOTY without running a single race in the JRA for the whole year
>>552846285>anon grabs account >swipes for xoguri>og anon steals account
Okay, this dumb event makes me feel less bad getting three dupes of her.
>>552846682this is so totally going into forever youngs umamusume career...
>all lobbies in the finals are just gonna be debuff fagsthe debuff bans literally cannot come soon enough
>>552846337sprints, miles, dirt, and steeplechase all have their own awards specifically because those races are significantly less prestigious than the mainstream medium-long distance races, and a horse competing in any of those categories has to be extremely outstanding (like forever young) to have a shot at any of the large awards.
Wife acquired
Guys look I got both Oguri and Biwa Hayahide!
>>552846285Will mention this is >>552846720 correct.OP technically could still be logged into all those accounts. Moving to a new device doesn't log you out.
>>552846760and the uggo Rice Shower
>>552846682>see camera>stick out tongueWhat do they mean by this?
I cant sleep JUST GIVE ME THE SCORPIO CUP RESULTS AIIIEEEEEEEE I DONT WANT TO GET MATCHED WITH MY FANS
>>552846737>Likes donut>Is probably Stego's partner in long leaves from Tracen>is a camera geekWhat else?
>>552846763no way this is real
>>552846639>>552846636>Silence Suzuka only needed 950 stamina>Other umas can survive Nice Nature with 850 stamina>Higher guts than Ura finale is the key to all this>Aces Summer Maru, Christmas Oguri have alot of healing skillsDebuffs are useless until we get Goldship summer unique.
This is good enough for Sagittarius. I want to make Haru for the Sprint CM and need to get those parents ready asap.
>>552846804I am indifferent about rice but her story is tragic so I wish her well
>>552846806theyre just funny creatures
>>552846682He's 100% getting a Legend Changer version in game
>>552846815you didn't already enter your team right? that "new update" a few minutes ago was them rigging the match for overexcited trainers
>>552846840If they get an eclipse award from america that might end up in thereOn the SUPER long shot chance they end up americas HOTY over Sovereignty too... well you can imagine they wouldnt pass that up either.
where are the hecking christmas giberinos
>>552841289it's over!! yatta
>>552846763And in 20 rolls too! Umazing!>>552846880Nice work torena-san.Let's see the deck
>>552846840reverse ass blunder who is a westaboo
>>552846873>>Higher guts than Ura finale is the key to all thisI have no idea what you mean by this. Aren't you supposed to always have more stats after finals?
>>552847010>christmasWhat is that?
>>552846840>camera geekI know the whole "forever young loves donuts" joke but what that about a camera?
>>552846873Yeah tell that to my Bourbons that died on Spring Tenno Sho because that cunt Rice Shitter never got around to delivering the flowers. One of them had a hot spring ticket. It would have been my first with her.>Your trainee lacked the guts to sustain her run until the end.
Ayabe!
need these dogshit banners to end
>>552847021Nothing crazy impressive but I wanted the run to be predictable.
>>552846950It’s the opposite bwo. They added a patch to match those who pulled and trained Kwanza Kippur against the sweatiest whales.
>>552846840>Shin Emperor is her roommate but she's basically never around since she spends most of her time overseas and it becomes a running gag >probably a giga westaboo>always gets spoiled rotten by Auntie Loves Only You (and Real Steel if they could finally add him haha...)>interactions with other Yahagi Stable umas as well
>>552846880straightaway accel????
hmmm, my stamina is cursed, do I risk entering her?
>>552847034I mean the scenario, 300 and below is the guts we mostly end up back thenIn Unity Cup we end up usually on 400. >>552847096600+ Maestro should be a win for fronts.
>>552847229I've seen this win.
>>552847229Do it or no balls
How big of a difference is there between 700 wit and 900 wit when activating skills?
>>552847165Do you think Ayabe's twin is with her while she's having babymaking sex with torena?
>>552847275it's 100-(9000/WIT) = %
>>552847096You shouldn't be dying in TSS as Bobo. She'll probably fucking job and get 3rdbor 2nd to a cracked out Makween or Rice, but 600 stam and she'll clear it. Switch her to Late and watch her cheese it.
Naruhodo...so this is what they call a kwanza miracle....
>>552847218Brother, Pace chasers don't have shit else this CM. Running her, Oguri, and Homeless Cross.
>>552847295Him and Tabaru would probably get along really well huh
>Conditions of Presents from X :>order_rate_in40_continue==1>Your position has been within the top 40% for the entire race until now.All of that for 0.35 speed?
>>552847345fair enough>>552847369haru urara says hi
>>552847229Should've bought Gourmand instead of Straightaway adept and Homestretch haste
>>552847234>600+ Maestro should be a win for fronts.Not for Bobo! Her unique is hot ass and she can and will lose Kikuka Sho to a Makween or Rice with 300 and Cooldown while you have 600 stamina and Maestro because "lol fuck you".
>>552847229you'll be fine, I'm running with 550
Where have you gotten better parents for your horses?Ura Finale or Unity cup?
>>552846842I legit burst out of laughter when it happened.I just burned through 30k carats like it was nothing to spark...
>>552847469URA but these days I just run unity because running ura is hot ass
>>552847469Unity parents with URA GPs. Having both scenario sparks go off is like nutting.
>>552847469URA
I forgot what shoes are for besides trading i have never run dry after the first month
>>552847229>Base stamina is cursed>Can't win unless all three recoveries fire anywaydoesnt matter
>>552847197Cute Grassu
>>552847469neitheri'm only getting 3* blue on shit whites, and good whites on 1* guts the answer should be unity though because more skill points and unity hints. URA spark is good but it's not a guarantee so who cares. the only time URA was good was with specific hint farming (aka groundwork) but with Falcon's card there's no reason to do that anymore
>>552847262>>552847438>>552847457the stamina is more than enough, you only need about 450 for 2000m medium, i was talking about how it's 666, what would fukukitaru think about running a horse with a 666 stat
>>552847414>isn't even there to accept the award since she's already on her way back to Saudi again
>>552847604
>>552847604IS THAT A
Marvelous Sunday is so cute in the event mission screen
>>552847554Raising Potentials for your Umas.For some its vital, for others it's a complete waste.
>wake up >new witgod video>Dobel is must roll>Tachion is must parent for XOguriI thought only Fuku was needed
>>552847604I JUST FINISHED AGAIN ANON
>>552847469Compatibility is typically better with URA because you feel less obligated to build trainings and race more G1s but skill points in Unity are just higher. The only time URA is just a must is when you're doing weird shit like building a Maruzensky with a bunch of Late/End skills purely from skill hints because you're less likely to learn them in Unity. The URA spark is also goated and the runs are lightning fast.
>>552847701Isn't Tachyon a must because you're swapping between 777 and u=ma^2 for the unique trigger
>>552847620isnt 666 good luck in japan or something
>>5528477986>>5528477957
>>552847846
>>552847604I can see her umanko
>>552847846Why is helios like this..
>>552847234>600+ Maestro should be a win for fronts.>that cunt Rice Shitter never got around to delivering the flowers.Do you just not read story events ever? The Swinging Maestro event is about her delivering flowers to a wedding.>>552847325Dead, both fucking times. Both borrow runs. One with a springs ticket. Dober managed to scrape by in URA by buying Iron Will, which would have been useless for breeding if she hadn't gotten shit sparks all around anyway (that time it was Creek).
>>552847701Just get Dober with the paid selector bro
milennials should just go THE GAME or "is this loss" whenever something relevant comes up and they are around zoomiesthe stink of being like an old person all this time should kill this six seven shit right quick
>Dober>RyanSo what's the 3rd Uma for Late Surgers that you should put into the tree for parents
>>552847928Chill out unc it's never that srs
>>552847964Rudolf is a solid pick always
>>552847892After doing a dozen Bourbon runs it was genuinely infuriating to see Gold Ship oi oi DOYO her way to a fucking distance finish in TSS with <600 stamina. Didn't help that she got the career seed where "the big bad" is a Gold City with the fkn mile recovery.
>>552847964rudolf/oguri
>>552847701gro?
>>552847964Brian and Rudolf
>>552847928Do you have stairs in your house?
Got this as a random card in career, never seen this gold before.I think the gold could have been really good on oguri had I got it.
>>552848049her smug aura mocks me
I can't wait to run 300 stam xoguri on Mile CMs..
>>552847964Rudolf. Regular Oguri. You can use Vodka and or Tickezo for cope pseudo Pulse skills.Wedding Maya. Fantasy Pasa. Only when the races mean their uniques FUCK. Fantasy Pasa's unique fucks on Tokyo 2000 but idk if it's still good when inherited. When final corner is too late for accel, Wedding Maya's can still be useful.
>>552847701>>552847964While I mostly use late surgers I feel like Dober is not the Seiyun Sky for but for late surgers when it comes to parents, that you absolutely need it. I might be wrong tho, but I plan on doing just Ryan as parent, and the other one is either Creek for stam or Rudolf.
>>552845442>Museum Mile in secondI thought it's a battle between Ebayan and Jantar Mantar who is the first horse to win all colt G1s in Japan. Arima Kinen is too overrated.
>>552848063>Received the following hints in event chain 3You have to luckshit the event chain to completion from the random pool because nobody is bringing a stamina card on Oguri.
>>552847872Cumming in Grass Wonder's umankoumapyoi, if you will
>>552848049Impressive how witgod explained all the parent autism 4+ months ago so everyone would be prepared and people still have no idea and keep gaslighting
>>552847928dude I seriously lose the game on like a weekly basis if not more frequently. it's fucked.
Haven't had a Medium S in 6 careers and now the game gives it to me 3 times in one.
>>552848063I've not seen SSR card that is not from my deck finishing its chain once in 800 careers or so, second event max. It's certainly possible but definitely not a good way to get it.
>>552847964brian and rudolf ults are S tier still in jp for all non-fronts
>>552848057man I remember when I thought goons were THE COOLEST and it was the pinnacle of secret club membership to know the stairs thing.and honestly for a time something awful was genuinely a cool club to be in, but 15 years ago when it started getting faggy and infested with trannies everything just went to hell. apologizing for making fun of furries was the last straw.
>>552848049>still never got a good Fuku grandparent after grinding since that time
Rolling for my Saggitarius teamEvens 3 Mejiro familyOdds Brian+Biwa family + metaslave gold ship0 i let /uma/ decide for me
Which would you Urara?
>>552848063Did you even get the silver? I've gotten that event twice and clicked the bottom option. I got NO SKILLS. Just lost -10 energy and got +5 skill. >>552848189>>552848261That's the first event of the chain.
>>552847928I just embrace it and then it becomes less cool when I'm in on the joke. I called Rayquaza "Fug" when my nephew was playing Legends ZA and he had no idea what the fuck I was referencing. I end texts with punctuation and get called strict. I'm literally the youngest a millennial can fucking be and I feel like a dinosaur in online gaming spaces these days.
>>552848172I mean it is what it is with the arima kinenBig races create lasting impressions and you dont really get much bigger than the arima kinen in japan
>>552848289>>552848052BRIAN IS LE STONG!?i spooked her but never bothered with her
>>552848063i got this exact event in career and failed to get itis it set to autofail?
>>552848049Where does Witgod get his yukkuris? Does he draw them himself?
>>552848172*all Mile colt G1
>>552848326nta but samedesu
>>552848316For me it's Fuyu Ulala
>>552848213he was hated because he's a youtuber
>>552848370i think those are all his
>>552848289which versions? regular?
>>552848313You're going to get Dober from Long F to fucking A?? I don't envy you, big dog.
>>552848339Brian is the one of the few uniques that gives 0.25 speed instead of 0.15 when inherited.
It's been a lot of hours ago why are we still crashing out about zoomies or whatever
Should i be using my scouting tickets first or gems first?
>>552848189>>552848326>>552848354I thought so too, but apparently I have it?None of my parents have a spark, and I'm not using any cards that give it as a hint.
>>552848426You should be running 15+ long sparks anyways, no matter the uma
>>552848339yes Shadow break is amazing and she has great affinity w/ a lot of umas. Shes a meta parent 4ever.Alas meta uma themselves pretty much all have 1 of 2 things in common;accel unique, innate gold recov, or both.
>>552848452Tickets
>>552848370Yeah he draws his thumbnails. I liked the Aoharu one with Riko, because Riko and FMA Ed have the same VA.
How many copies of the zoomette should I get
>>552848326Read the image nigga, the choice isn't supposed to give you any skills when you make it. It only influences what you get when the chain completes.
>gives front gold recovery>also gives head-onis she stupid
>>552848451
>>552848582>>552848451Maru.. you'll always be hip to me..
>>552848517Making an Uma without the aptitude run the Arima Kinen in career is like making black actors in the 90s put on The Dress™
>>552848490Probably got it from a random spirit burst. It is a medium skill so you can get it as long as you have Medium A. You can only get the gold version from Festa thoughever.
>>552848490>>552848189>>552848326>>552848354Wait, I guess I must have got it with a sprit burst from Taiki.
>>552848559horses being versatile irl (a good thing) doesn't TRANSlate well to this game where skills are hyper focused unfortunately
1 Front + 2 Pace Chasers (Taiki Shuttle + Xmas Oguri) or 1 Front, Xmas Oguri, and a Late Dominator debuffer for finals?
>>552848420yea the ogs. I do know brians blaze alt is considered great when she comes out, idk if she gets crept.
So does NY Opera's unique come out of the box good or do we have to wait for another update?
>>552848538Uhhh how do I get out of thisAMERICAN WEB SITE YOU'RE BROWN
>>552848716Actually, she comes CM ready but later becomes only good as parent.
>Dober>Ryan>TachyonWhich 2 should be XOguri's parents next CM
>>552848664late dom has a chance to let you win a close race. Or be useless. depends what your front is
>>552845442And now a word from the owner
>>552848172Musuem Mile also won the Satsuki Sho and got 2nd in the Tenno Sho Autumn just behind Masquerade Ball. Winning the Arima Kinen at 3 years old against so many older horses is huge no matter how you spin it. Also Jantar Mantar is an amazing horse but all his wins were in miles which is just valued less in general
>>552848716If you can currently trigger 7 skills in one race she is already good but if you can't get enough wit to reliably do so then you need to wait for next scenario.
/uma/! i did it!
>>552848908Congrats anon.
>>552848908good jo
>>552848846FOREVER YOUUUUUNG WE ARE BORN TO RUUUUUN
>>552848843Only thing I'm scared of is Suzuka since my front is OG Maruzensky. Literally all my umas have hesitant fronts just for this.
>>552848138think of it like this why restrict yourself to 6th when you can just be 5th or 6th. if you're 5th you get accel AND you are more ahead too
Lmao, being B leaguer aint so bad famalamhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/oHdQZ5TGm8k?featur
I WANT TO FUCK MANHATTAN CAFE
>No one could have imagined that Deep Impact's sire line would lead to the world's strongest in dirt racing. >On the other hand, the world's strongest turf horse, Equinox, traces his lineage to Deep Impact's full brother: Black Tide. >In other words, these brothers have each produced the "world's strongest in turf and dirt" through their grandsons.>What is truly staggering is the dam of these brothers: Wind in Her Hair. She stands as the origin point of a bloodline that rewrites Japanese horse racing history on a scale beyond human imagination. That is pretty cool honestlyhttps://x.com/logokeiba/status/2008439958965756189
>pops pump, shooting for victory and slick surgenothin personnel yes I will post it again
How much stam does Christmas Oguri need for this CM?
>>552848716It's out of the box good, getting 7 skills is extremely easy. Actually, it's more like 6 since your unique counts as a skill. Blue Teio does not apply.
>>552849257400
>>552849273
>>552849184
>>552849003id stick with og maru if shes good. Mine has beaten my own suzu several times
>>552849184sunday silence made trainer type this
>>552849202>What's that, my great-grandsons reigns on top of the world? I don't care. Way too old for this shit.
>>552848908Omedetou anon
>>552848339Brian is also good because she has to get first place in all races starting from senior year so there's less chance of bricking affinity. Might brick the run though.
Nobody wants to fuck Teio
I AM USING 3 MLB SPEED CARDSJUST GO TO SPEEDPLEASE GO TO FUCKING SPEED
>>552849257depends whether you skimp with hydrate and corner or go all in with gourmand and swinging
My Kitasan is legitimately bugged.I have not gotten Professor of Curvature 7 careers in a row, it's like the fucking patched it out.
>>552849360>wins a G1 while pregnantWind Baba is just too based man
>>552849328this thumbnail looks like something else..
Who the fuck is actually going to hit 600 guts aside from Amazon or Taishin?
>>552845442>>552846225
>>552849273>3 greens (guaranteed btw) + groundwork + taking the lead + unique is already 6 skills>Just need to proc 1 more during the race Frontchads just can't stop winning.
>>552849360>Still alive at ~35jeez
>>552849414Tell her you like her tits more than Duranente’s
I am actually regressing in this gameI genuinely cannot cap speed anymore, what the fuck man
>>552849491love these doodle horses
>>552849329The first three has been my team and they win 3/5 most times, but I want to slot Oguri in and I know for a fact the debuffs timing alongside Red Shift and Shooting for Victory have won me games against whales so I don't know.
>finally get med S (triggered 3 fucking times)>can't cap speed
>>552849418how the HECK does that work? wouldn't they get DQd for safety by vets or something?
>lose unity race>no med SThat was the first time ever I quilted a run... simply because I don't have much time left. Knowing this game the spark for that run must've been 3 blues 3 pinks
SQUEAL PIGGER OINKER BUHI OINK OINK SQUEAL FOR ME SQUEEEEEAL PIGGY PIGGER SQUEEEEE SQUEEEEEE BUHINATOR 9000 SQUEAL PIGGER SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE OINK OINK SQUEEEEEEEE SQUEAL BUHI PIGGER
Thinking about busting my load inside Dober without protection
>>552849641Taishin would say that, online
I take everything back, Manhattan cafe has one of the worst careers. There is just dark energy around it where you will NEVER cap speed even with 4 fucking speed cards let alone getting other relevant stats and she WILL choke all her racesALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS HER ANTI-NIGHT OWL EVENT IS IT BUGGED?
>>552845442>>552846682>>552846225DIRTERS RISE UP
>>552849641Taishin would say this.She would also shout this.
>>552849756HOOOOOOOOOEH
>>552849540Every time I cap speed, I end up wasting 40ish points. If I have distance S, I just stop at 1075 in winter.
>>552849704AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>552849784>>552849756
>>552849540I can't even cap a stat to begin with
So just spark oguri for more star pieces? I also pulled 2 copies of biwa, mcqueen (Sky Ver), Tosen Jordan, T.M. Opera O, Narita Brian which I didn't have any of them
>>552849808Talk shit and sunday silence fucks you up anon...
>>552849816what the fuck do the horse handlers even do in-universe
So Forever Young will be the most broken Uma released right? Surely they won't do their own horse, John Umamusume dirty right?
>>552849878Get umas into starting gates
>>552849878when sweepy get's uppity on the track
>>552849756IT'S THE YEAR FOR DIRTGODS, BABY!
>>552849808PLEASE NO NOT THIS RUNTHERE'S NO WAY I CAN SALVAGE THIS GOD FUCKING CHRIST
>>552849184>>552849704>>552849808>>552849948check yurself before u rekt urself
Feel like sex would break manhattan cafe in half
>>552848997
>>552849878>>552849938force her into the starting gate
>>552849641MORE PIGGERS FOR THE PIG PEN OINK OINK OINKITY OINK OINKY PIGGY BUHI DON'T FORGET TO SQUEEEEEAL PIGGER YOU'RE A PIG SO SQUEEEEEAL SQUEEEEEE SQUEEEEEE BUHI BUHI SQUEEEEEEE OINK OINK PIGGER
>>552849912either they lock her to dirt only or they go full turbo shill and make her top tier for everything
>>552845641I mean Tamamo Cross always need the breeders help to put it in since he can't put it himself.
>>552849878Handling Goldtards
>>552850001Thats why its a 2V1
Does he realize he's oinking and buhi'ing for the whale?
>>552849704you can cap her speed with MLB KSB + sweep + king halo but it's pretty difficult and takes a very high roll. It's a lot easier if you borrow biko, bakushin or ZRR but obviously means you're sacrificing stam/power/wit to do it
>>552850007>A+
>>552838194f2p 1* uma everybody has, high affinity and you could use a 30% discount on 777 since you are taking it
>>552849878
>>552838194Yes, she also has good affinity and can do a good parenting career.
>>552850121>Taishin is just a single ABUHI SQUEEEEEEAL PIGGER SQUEEEE PIGGY PIGGER SQUEAL FOR ME ARE YOU AFRAID PIGGER SQUEEEE
>>552850125you still need to get the inspiration though
Should be funny seeing most people's graph spiked the fuck out today
>>552850021Ebayan is retiring this year at the Arima Kinen iirc so if he does well there then they’ll make him THE dirt and turf GOD
>>552849548ah you shoulda made maru betting thered be a suzu honestly. you're prol better off w/ debuff
>>552850241people who just stare at club graphs have genuine mental illness
>>552849641>>552850007Kek what a kino poster, metafag piggers will never recover from this oneOgurifags your answer?
>>552850343Flatliner-kun...
>>552850005ME ON THE LEFT
>>552849830may as well @ that point. 2bh id prol not go for stars 170=<. not bad 200 tho
lads
>>552849830200 clovers are 150 carats I think it's ok exchange if you not in a DIRE need of carats.
I don't think I'm winning this CM...
>>552849948>>552849808>>552849704I feel your pain.It doesn't make sense to me, Ive made TWO S goldships and cafe essentially has the same growths as her, she just feels cursed as fuck
90 minutes left to lock in your Oguri, chefs!
Soon
>>552850021Ebayan stats right nowDIrt ANever raced in Turf so Turf G like Tarumae and FuriosoFront A Pace AMile A Medium AHave a feeling if he even win Arima Turf he'd get B turf max to balance things out since he's not true all rounder like Agnes Digital and Inari One.
>>552850215That's impressive you can even get that in unity in a way. A+ just happens for me unless it's failure run and I'm not a piggie. Maybe not on POTENTIAL uma with her growth though.
I did it Oguri bros!
Why is Forever Young such a big deal? I don't get it
>>552850667So what happens in game if Ebayan also wins the american Eclipse award?
>>552850756he eclipsed first za rest nowhere......
>>552850742Cyberagent's director and founder (parent company of cygames) owns him
>we are slowly shifting into every Uma now needs giga specific, parents, sparks and ults part of the gameI remember when I just slapped my 3 power Rudolf on everyone, called it a day and still winning, those were days
>>552850742owned by Fujita>whoCygays parent company boss.
>>552850827better give us more carats
>>552850742he's THE uma musumay
>>552849641Taishin would dox randoms
https://x.com/i/status/2008390205875655024
>>552850742It's like if an American winning Ballon d'Or.You play Uma right? Surely you know how shit JP dirt race is. And someone from JP being the best horse in the world, winning BC Classic vs stacked lineup, beating Romantic Warrior the highest earning horse in the world, is something that JP dirt horse should never be able to do.
>>552850808>>552850827>>552850864That's it...? I thought it would be more because of Forever Young's achievements like with the other honses>>552850881Nevermind at least this is an achievement
>>552850756Doubtful but he got nominated already that's already an achievement.
>>552850756idk maybe she'll have a scene talking about it with her auntie Loves who also won an Eclipse Award for the Breeder's Cup too
>>552850217yes but I think the logic is that there is no other option, you don't have a usable card that discounts 777 (I think? maybe fuku wit I forgot), so you might as well farm a fuku grandparent with 777 hints (she got it innate so it's as easy as it gets)
>>552850742>owned by Cyber Agent CEO>literally born when Umamusume got released>won the BCC
>>552850825This concept of "needing crazy specific parents" is still a monumental memeOr rather the implication of "yeah lemme whip up a parent for X" as if it was something remotely possible in even a week of timeFor a BORROW? Sure, get autistically specific, but there are people here still trying to make ONE SINGULAR GOOD PARENT WHO HAVE PLAYED SINCE DAY ONE, let alone one good "mile/medium/long" parent like me
>>552850742He bested the filthy gaijin pigs on their own home, on dirt which is JP worst skill, against giga opponents with impressive racing records >>552849912It will take a gigantic asspull to make Forever Young more broken than Stego
>>552851035What makes Stego so busted?
>last borrow>No rainbows on speed ever >10 million wit rainbows and bursts It's over.
So the ideal agnes tachyon parent for oguri has......a fuku grandparent? Just for 777 or am I missing something? Is it really just to make the skill cost less? She comes with it.
>>552851013this is why late/end players stay winning, you just make one dober and/or ryan for each distance and call it a day
>>552850925>an acheivementBro it's the most prestigious american race right behind the Kentucky Dahby
>>552851013all you need are 3* grandparents with the uniques you want and 2* on your own parentfocus on pinks on your parent and settle for a usable bluewhites are nice but if you're not training fronts and maaaybe paces, aren't worth the effortanything else is needless grind, especially with the power surge we'll have over the course of this year
>>552851108Can he enter the American Triple Crown races again this year? I know he was pretty close to winning the Kentucky Derby last time
>>552850660i rolled cafe much better once trying this deck
>>552851013I still don't have a stamina 3 uma
>>552851161yeah I straight up have better cards than you and I cant even remotely come close to that, and I've done her career A LOT
Wit or power next CM?
>>552850925"an achievement" is an understatement, it's the beginning of a new era
>>552851013It's possible for piggies since they can abandon blue sparks
>>552851119Fuku is there to max double affinity you retarded american mutt retard idiot bitch, 777 spark are nice to have because the skill costs a lot without hints, but is not necessary
>>552850735congrats on getting your oshi so fast vro, I also got her in only 35 pulls
>>552846443who keep making these currens
>>552851160that's not how the DAHBY works did you not watch the ticket story
>>552851092It's not fair bros why couldn't I high roll an S rank like everyone else....
>>552851013I really got lucky with mine since I got 9* stamina from an ace run. Shitty pink and whites but I'll take 9* stamina every time
>>552851119I dont know, but I made a 8* 777 regardless
>>552851258>affinityFuku's inheritance score for oguri isn't even in her top 10.
>>552851292>caca
>>552851291Idk I'm still kind of new to horse racing and how all this works sorry
>>552850742Won the saudi derby (highest purse in the world) AND the Breeders Cup Classic (the most prestigious dirt race in the world the winner of which is generally recognized as THE top dirt racer in the world) during a year where the opponants were also impressive horses, this years BCC was STACKED.One of the more iconic horses or our age, owned by the dude that owns the company that owns cygames.Also a bunch of young blood was introduced to horse racing this year (possibly because of uma global release) and they are very vocal online (this is a good thing since its drawing attention to the sport which is reflected in above average attendances in races around the world as of late)But yeah the Breeders Cup Classic is essentially the dirt version of the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe for the japs so its mostly that.
If I wanted to build higher compatibility with Haru, which races am I supposed to run?
>>552851160Every triple crown is basically one shot or bust, it's why American Pharoah getting that plus the BCC is so crazy
>>552851348Fuku's affinity with Tachyon?
>>552851385Oh okay, that's a shame
>>552851348retard
So Oguri's skill activates after 3 recoveries? Do I just have to buy Gourmand>A Small Breather>Triple 7s and pray they all activate during the race?
>>552851393NTA but wait, grandparent affinity only matters for the parent, not the actual base uma? Are you sure?That seems wrong since I'm a frontfag and umas with bourbon grandparents always give falco great affinity even if the parent didn't have good affinity with her since falco loves bourbon
>>552851472>gourmand>a small breatheranon?
>>552851472hydrate, not gourmandbut basically yephave fun
>>552851160No, the entire american triple crown (kentucky derby, preakness stakes, belmont stakes) are restricted to three year old thoroughbreds only.
>>552851472Seems that wayAnd if there's like an 80% chance ceiling for any given skill to fire that's like a little over 50% chance of the ult to fireBut you simply win if it does
Retards thinking you can run in the Kentucky Derby more than once lmao
>>552851476Holy shit bird brain let me explain this to you like it's sex so you get it.Tachyon and Fuku have great affinity, they make a good family. Fuku can run every race Tachyon can run, maybe more. This makes for a ton of affinity. This is a block.Then Oguri's affinity is added to this block, affinity doesn't increase, it adds up. Try making this with Tachyon and any other uma and you will start making silly parents with less races or skills that aren't that useful.
>>552851476I got an xoguri with an oguri as a grandparent on ryan and still get double Os. Maybe its true
just rerun the japanese derby lmao
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRBYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
>>552851368Surely Forever Young's progeny will win the Kentucky Derby right?
Did someone say... DERBY?
Can Mayano's fast learner event proc multiple times per run? Mine just proc'd on the second turn...
>>552851434hey man great talk hope you never post again
>>552851639Of course Curren would know a lot about sex from pleasing all her fans
>John Cygames got a horse to win HOTY before winning any JRA G1 turf raceKind of funny. His only hope is Shin Emperor but he's a giga jobber...
>>552851651I mean it would be pretty neat if a foreign horse won the american triple crown i guess?
>>552851672Rice would think this
>>552851646Did Tickezo steal Ryan's body?
DAAAAAAAAAHBEEEEEEEEEEE
UWAAAAAA DARBYYYYY
>entire event story is every single uma that talks to oguri forced to be tsukkomi since tama is absent
The more I get to know about IRL horse racing and John Cygames the more I realize Umamusume might as well be a long time dream project for him
Just like with SMaru, I couldn't make an XOguri in time for cm finals...
Man I thought I was really cooking this run but I just can't beat the neicha i've been using.By the nature of the triple late surger gamble, is left technically better because when it wins it by a lot compared to right's lower but more consistent results? or is that just gambler cope?
>>552851476people are also forgetting that winning triple crowns gives you shitload of affinity points
>>552851639Not buying this explanation. Grass wonder has a better affinity score with oguri cap AND can do all the G1s tachyon does, yet isn't recommended over fuku.Also, if grandparent affinity didn't matter people would just use base oguri with christmas to get triumphant pulse so clearly grandparent->base uma affinity matters
>>552851753Tamtam needs a christmas alt too. Make her a christmas gnome
>>552851789There's an hour and 12 minutes left, bro. That's enough for 3 runs, or 50 if you give up on first inspo.
Sit on my face Tickezo…
NEW THREAD
ZA DAAAHBI
>>552850881Beating Romantic Warrior(a turf horse) on dirt isn't that impressive desuWhat's more impressive is Romantic Warrior doing that well on his first dirt race
NOT A RYAN BREAD AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>552851817how much is a shitload? 5 per triple? 10?
>>552851862humans can't run unity in 20 minutes, fellow human
>retards are choosing parents based on base affinity and not G1maxxing good umas
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE NOT THE IMAGE LIMITIM SHITTING MY PANTS
>>552851819You can do this in the affinity calculator, put Oguri with Tachyon as parent and Grass and grandparent. Same with Fuku.
I just wanna breed Fuku to be honest.>insert Orange_sex.png
Make it an Ebayan thread
it's fucked i JUST noticed the forever young colors is the same as the tracen tracksuits....
my 2 cents are that when I tried the fuku->tachyon pipeline following witgod's guide, tachyon got so many whites I had to scroll down a bit to see them all, and 3* URA. It just werks
>>552851819your Triple 7s discount when it sparks ?
thread? thread? thread? thread? thread?
>>552852103this is the last thread
>>552851938when does the racematch affinity system get upgraded to from 1 point per any race to 3 per G1?
be patient kittens the thread will come
>>552852086Why are retards even debating this when we have a calculator? Do they think Oguri's affinity with the grandparents matters?
oguri cap is dumb
excuse me im the big bullthe fat, bald and ugly tracen trainer
How important is dober? I only have 24K sygar cubes left
>>552852257>>552852257>>552852257
>>552851819You are doing it wrong.Select Oguri Cap as trainee, choose Tachyon as legacy and then look at "best sub legacy for Tachyon legacy".
>>552851035lol Ebayan is more American than 99% of the cast. Only Pui and his dad are JP in his entire pedigree.https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001339834/pedigree/
