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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>552856261Hooman!
>>552855812Not really? It's edgy and flamboyant more than anything.
>>552856417our hero
TV DAISUKI!! SELFCEST DAISUKI!!
Sitting on the tailgate of Asgore's truck just beside him to talk for a while in a secluded spot atop a hill under the faint twinkle of stars in a desperate battle to maintain purchase in the sky against the oppressive glow of the town far below us both, until eventually it seems our exchanging of thinly-veiled flirting masquerading as "huddling together to fight off the cold" gives way to overt caressing of one another and further still to the final act of our little preliminary dance with a deep and measured kiss. Drearily flipping through a binder containing various documents as I try to find the relevant sheets I'll need for work project I am currently pursuing when, despite my paltry attempts to resist, my mind drifts back home to a more soothing past experience of being comfortably seated upon Asgore's lap as we flip through a gifted cookbook from a close family member trying to find all the interesting dishes we'd like to enjoy together (I am regrettably ripped back into reality by the loud clang of a coworker dropping a stapler onto the flat metal support bar under her desk, but it simply acted as a renewal of my resolve to work hard so I can make time fly faster and see him again). Finally dumping our suitcases upon the large hotel bed on the first night of our road trip vacation across the country when I see Asgore's face under quality lighting for the first time since the sun descended a few hours prior and am stricken immediately with immense guilt at just how tired he looks, but just as I attempt to apologize profusely for not just taking a double turn for the last stretch of the drive so he could get some needed sleep he simply picks me up off the ground with a hug to get a good angle with which to lay a gentle kiss upon my cheek before pulling back to ask with a weary yet still caring smile if I wouldn't mind joining him for a shower>>552848641I agree completely, of all the generals I've ever been to I'd rate this one as my favorite without equal
pretending the leak from last thread was real to fuck with people
Undertale 792: Sans craves a pita
>>552856681this thread needs a hero
>>552856913your mom leaks every day
Anchor?
deltarune when
rubbing carols sweaty feet after work
4:30? Time to get ready for work! HAHAHAHAHA!
The fact Papyrus doesn't know what a human looks like in Undertale proves that we will NEVER EVER see him in Deltarune. Unless we separate from Kris and float into his house or something I guess that could work.
>>552858595On the other hand Papyrus seems to have a tenuous grasp on whatever he was up to before appearing in Undertale
>>552858595Either only sans managed to make it to UT and left DT Papyrus behind, or Papyrus meets us and we're wearing a costume for the festival. Probably one blue-ears has us wear so we can dump pizzapants as his fake girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTgcIqIsiPsWill she appear in Deltarune
I pulled an all nighter and slept at 8am, only to wake up at 11am hahaha holy shit that was risky
whenever I see susie with big boobs i can't not fap
>>552858595Yes, I suppose this is true... if Undertale Papyrus was Deltarune Papyrus, of course. But there's always the possibility this isn't the case. Or that Sans's brother is not even Papyrus at all.Speaking of, I know it's pretty obvious Deltarune Sans is Undertale Sans, but I don't think he'd leave Papyrus behind. Perhaps he didn't want to leave in the first place? I wonder what will happen...
Dess isn't trapped in the code, she's trapped watching wnba games
>>552856865You are one of the reasons /utg/ is my favorite general
>>552858595Maybe Papyrus meets the vessel, which isn't human, instead of Kris. Maybe you only meet Papyrus in a "non-canon ending" where Sans and Papyrus don't move to Undertale. Maybe "Sans and Papyrus are from Deltarune" is just wrong. Lots of possibilities.
>>552859232In what way was that risky
it should be illegal for the only other like 2 brattyfags to post her exclusively while i'm asleep
>>552860626
Is the way your body turns out, the type of person you are?No soul, just your body.And if there is a soulit’s incredibly small and inconsequentialforced to endure the body.
>>552858595I'm pretty sure Deltarune collapses into undertale somehow and sans just knows because he is the bullshit knower Also you don't put a guy in the steam description if he's not in the game at all.
>>552860808Stop reinventing Gnosticism and go to church Kris
>>552860807i drew that several years ago
More songs got leaked.https://pastebin.com/REFMNn3d
>>552860592We'll only meet Papyrus in the normal route because the weird route is the one where they get warped to Undertale Remember, Sans says he "knows your type" in his genocide fight, which wouldn't make sense if he didn't experience Deltarune Player getting up to the same shit because he factually cannot remember what Flowey was doing
>>552861034Fine work, please continue to grace us with Bratty.
>>552861054no they didn't you just made them up you liar i see through your tricks get outta here
>>552861260
>>552860620Well whenever sleep takes me while I've pulled an all nighter i usually wake up at something absurd like 8pm
>>552861367nta but they're real, gaster told me so
>>552861054ice palace is a song!?!?!?! im so scared
We are getting Desska Serket.
is doki doki literature club good
>>552861054We can't have two leakgimmick anons..
>>552862263it was pretty neat playing it blind the first few days it released, but it comes across as kind of bland now. though if you wanna fuck a brunette anime girl schizoboss go for it
>>552862263It's fine And free
>>552862374oh i've never really played it but i've seen some of the story beats and all that, so that might ruin the experience going in. >>552862474thank you. i should probably go and check it out, then. honestly i kind of regret not giving these type of games a try when i was younger. i remember in 2018 when this released and was thinking to myself that this looks like gay nonsense and never tried it.
>>552862263It's okay. I liked the sci-fi angle from the expanded version although it was very tacked on. Usually tacked on sci-fi elements make horror stories worse, but in this case it's kind of an improvement. The metafictional aspects weren't strong enough to carry the horror on their own because Salvato didn't have a strong understanding of the genre he riffed on.
ahem... SEX WITH RALSEI
>>552862263YES and you should play it before you see any spoilers.
>>552862730yes as long as he doesn't dress up like a girl
>>552862263i can only withstand VNs in a group setting where we take the piss out of them so i was unable to get further than the second dayi've heard some neat things about it though
>>552862702>but i've seen some of the story beats and all that, so that might ruin the experience going in. yeah, unfortunately ddlc relies a whole lot on the player having no knowledge of the twists that happen going in, though there is just a tiny bit of inlook into the characters. if you're interested i'd still reccomend it but i think you should go for the original free version, the plus rerelease thing kind of dampens the whole experience with the fake in-universe OS
>>552863029>plus rerelease thing kind of dampens the whole experience with the fake in-universe OSEh, I see this complaint a lot but it feels overblown to me because a lot of the out-of-game stuff involves goofy fake .chr files anyway
>>552862749>>552863029well, i've seen the ending and all that years ago but i wouldn't be able to tell you what happens in it exactly, since i forgot the details. honestly with these types of games, if you don't play them within the first week it seems you're more than likely are going to get spoiled on them sooner or later. at least that's how it feels to me.
Play hatoful boyfriend it's Toby approved
good morning i love them
>>552863576Moa worked on the Japanese version of Undertale so Hatoful Boyfriend is practically a UTDR game already
>>552862814Faggot, just play the damn picture books.
Ace Attorney is the best visual novel series.Godot and Gumshoe are the best characters. Plus Toby used it as an influence for his work so it should be a game all UT/DR fans play.
>>552864493Anon the biggest influences of UT/DR (DR especially for the latter) is the obvious Earthbound, but also Umineko.
what are some beginner visual novels if i am a brainlet
>>552864612I didnt say it was the biggest influence, I said it was a influence.
>>552864715shut the fuck up NIGGA
>>552864051but its BORING if i wanted to read i'd go outside with a REAL book
>>552864704youtube no commentary of aaa games
Honestly the only time I read is when I am reading a visual novel or a manga. Normal books bore me.
>>552864612There's no chance Toby has read Umineko. Yes I know about that video where he sings along with the anime ED. The anime ED is a meme song, it's irrelevant.
https://youtu.be/mjqObLBQDZE?si=uzGqNwd_wvrH6Wcp
>>552864704Probably something with mild gameplay that explains everything clearly like Ace Attorney or the Zero Escape series.
>>552862263DDLC+ ruined the plot of this game btw.
What if Kris's boss theme isn't as good as Big Shot
>>552865663what if kris TOOK TOO LONG?https://youtu.be/j-Z-v55xIRY?si=JGhG4rdYJyiGDiaT
>>552865663Kris boss theme will be just a piano
>>552864704Any beginner should start with the Key and or Leaf/Aquaplus games.
toby fox will have his screenshots of when he was chatting up numerous 13 year olds leaked soon. no more deltarune, /utg/.
>>552865390Anon are you fucking kidding me? Toby has a higher power level than eveyone combined ITT. Undertale's DNA is earthbound, Deltarune is 1999% created thanks to Umineko. The colored texts, the sound effects, the episiodic format it's all ryukishi07.
Deltarune has story elements like in Umineko but is thematically more like Higurashi (friendship and facing reality together vs spiraling inward into delusional fantasies)
Deltarune is just a remake of Demonbane (the characters have access to a giant robot + timepoop)
der anchor
>never ever
>>552866092The way colored text and sound effects are used in UTDR is more in line with many classic JRPGs than with Umineko. Deltarune is also episodic in a completely different way than the When They Cry games are, it's more like Live A Live's chapter system. Toby's "power level" is centered around JRPGs. Knowledge of obscure JRPGs does not fungibly translate into interest in popular VNs because they're different hobbies. Toby has shown no interest in VNs other than Ace Attorney which is barely one and very popular with people who are indifferent towards or even dislike other VNs. He likes JRPGs.
>>552861054>No Synthesis>No No cats
>>552867149Did you miss the part where he proclaimed himself "King of eroges" you dumb fucking RETARD
>>552865663What do you mean? Megalo Strike Back is already better than Big Shot.
>>>/v/730173261
>>552867912I'm well aware of the mistranslation people keep spamming here because they neither know Japanese nor how to check sources
私(わたくし)、トビー・フォックスはエロゲ大王で御座います。です。
I am thoroughly convinced by your incredible use of Google Translate
みんな日本語で話しましょう
What's the Japanese word for fave
>>552868658oshi
>>552868658omae wa mou shinderu
Verily I am fond of Fave de gozaru
>>552867952Interesting stalking manoeuvres
>>552868054I accept your concession
>>552868848i want to fuck his feet while he talks dirty to me
Kris is just like Squall FF8 in that their deadbeat biological dad is also a sci-fi president
hey guys!
gay feet guys are in the top 3 of the scariest people to be around
>>552870668It's not my fault my feet are gay :(
>>552870668what about gay feet girls
>>552870779castrate your feet NOW
>>552867952that thread has the stupidest wojak ive ever seen
Kris, did I ever tell you about The Doctor Wingdings Gaster Surgical Reconstruction Center, sometimes shortened to WingGas SuRecon Center, crowned one of the tallest buildings in Hometown? During the human monster war, it was also known as the Grand Hometown Medical Facility or simply as the Grand Medical Facility. It later became known as the Doctor Wingdings Gaster Meat Factory Center, being commonly referred to as the WingGas MeFac Center. It was an imposing spire that dominated its particular stretch of the Hometown City skyline.
>>552860319she likes alligators in bikinis anon. I would not describe her as trapped shes exactly where she wants to be
>>552871089
i am a gay man horny over asriels gay feet
>>552871089I thought not. It's not a story the church would tell you.
>>552871041post it
Deltarune Starwars crossover
>sudden influx of Rudy Knight fanarthuh? did I miss something?
When Dess found out Bratty was into Asriel and maybe Catty but not her she did thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWDJX0pYXbcAnd grabbed Kris and ran directly to the woods to sacrifice them to the devil
>>552871637I dont want to get banned for being retarded someone else do it
Somehow...Somehow Fave returned...
>>552871637>>552872564fuck it, ill take the hit. spoilered for retardation
>>552873086this is from that link????
>>552873134yeah, right at the bottom of the thread
>>552873086lmao
freemasonry is fucking keyed anyways
>>552873086This is your hero, /utg/???
>>552873086Whatever causes someone to become the type of person who spends their limited time on earth making this shit is a tragedy
>>552873086How does this fit into the Toby-CoL conflict lore
>>552873086That's our hero...
My grandfather was a freemason if anyone wants to make up conspiracy theories about me
>>552874031Did you inherit any free bricks when he died?
>>552874134No, but I got his computer and got learn what kind of porn he liked because he bookmarked hundreds of pages of it. Then the computer died because it was full of viruses. Maybe Virovirokun is a symbol of freemasonry.
i don't think straight people exist
>>552874413I almost did but then I had to observe Kraut for several years and changed my mind
>>552874031what did he think of mormons
>>552874284Cool story bro
>>552871906where....I want to see my husband
>>552873086I would wear the white genocide annoying dog shirt in the privacy of my on home
>>552874606Is there something funny about freemasons and Mormons that I don't know?
>>552874893Email Fangamer's customer support to ask them to make an official one
Undyne is the Spear of Justice because she represents the flawed justice of the monsters on the pacifist route and true heroic justice against (You) on genocide routeWhat is it about Gerson Deltarune that makes him the Hammer of Justice? Justice for what? Justice for who?
>>552874893What faves would wear the Toby dog white genocide shirt
>>552875517Justice for Michael Brown
>>552874284what porn did your grandpa like
>>552874484yeah for someone that claims to hate fags so much he seems to spend an awful lot of time being chummy with them
>>552873086This is spammed on /v/ all the time.
>>552875590yeah really sucks when my scope of interest is infested with millitant faggots.but don't let that hinder your wandering mind.
>>552875570Mostly granny porn
>>552875861thats surprisingly wholesomeI wonder if ill be into granny's when im old, I hope so. it would be depressing if not
>>552868789nani?
>>552875764just saying if you really hated fags as much as you claim to you wouldn't be able to tolerate being here, let alone making small talk with themcomes off as tsundere at the very least
>>552871189she has great taste
this shit is a fucking banger I've been listening to it more than I should. I wouldn't mind seeing a variation of this used in the game desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojniEg2IcgEany good ost/usts like this one?
>>552876107but i do out of necessity of wanting dialogue about deltarune.we can disagree on faves, but your sexual polarity is none of my goddamn concern you filthy sodomite.howeverthough one's own polarity shows why some if not all of a certain attitude defend certain ships or ride on certain plot points with extreme fervor.for instance: suselle will happen.if you play the good run.
>>552876319This is probably my favoritehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EajlMP5xI4
>>552873086This is funny because Toby is one of the few people actively saving white culture
>>552875552I dont think anyone with a major role has that fucked up of a sense of humor. Kris i guess
>>552875552Dess
>>552876661truke
>>552875552Queen
>>552873086i like when the chaosposting is just a disguised trvke.
>>552875552papyrus (he doesn't know what it means but flowey told him it was really cool)
Posting shartjaks and about how gay kraut is for hanging out with the gays? I've woken up to worse threads I guess.
>>552876363of coursebut if it came down to it, you would not truly wish harm on anyone in this threadif it came to it, you would not support fags being sent to the camps, even if you might act like you want it today
>>552877710guilt by association.Kontaktschuld.if you are friends with a jaywalker, you are also a jaywalker.so i guess i get to call myself a faggot and you get to call yourself the sequel to hitler.
>>552877710>>552878008can you two just fuck
>>552878008I'll call it Hitler 2: Fourth Reich edition (Revenge of the Holy Roman Empire)
>so i guess i get to call myself a faggot and you get to call yourself the sequel to hitler.romantic fr
These threads would be healed if Doomer and Kraut left to have gay sex with each other
>>552877939Kraut is the narrative foil of CoL
>>552877939ideally nobody suffers harm, but unfortunately, we don't live in an ideal world.there are a lot of people that suffer harm and don't deserve it and many others that should suffer the consequence of their actions instead of making others suffer theirs.unfortunately my worldview is a rather bleak one and i do not believe in a pluralistic society that can survive without suppression and oppression and that this will be what paves the way to a terrible future and the only way out of such a fate is a lot more suffering.the things i believe do not lend me strength, they do not make me feel better about myself.but rather i see a future devoid of hope.
>>552878180gayest string of letters ever contrived but what was i expecting?>>552878382col's a little oven dodger.
>>552878590Never forget: The whole world's a wooden house and you're a goddamn flamethrower.
>>552878980the closest thing i can offer is"Wie die Axt im Walde">Like an Axe in the Forest."It means to act reckless or destructive.
Ultimate Deltarune & Sonic the Hedgehog FactLive and Learn's lyrics fit Deltarune better than Sonic Adventure 2
>>552839945blessed and orangepeeled
>>552865663At this point, I don't think any Deltarune song will be.
>>552878347>>552878236Best /utg/ship
>>552879336>TV WORLD>It's TV Time>A DARK ZONE>The Third Sanctuary>Ruder Buster
I love being miserable and making it everyone else's problem!
>>552879664I stand by what I said. Generally, I think 3 & 4's music isn't as good as 1 & 2's.
>>552879842Classic [insert thread personality here]
Personally I like Dark Sanctuary more than Second and Third Sanctuary.
>>552880082All three tracks are absolutely killer so I can't pick one
>>552879336personally i like SPAMTON more than NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A and [[BIG SHOT]].big shot's nice, but...it ain't crumbling towers or guardian or burning eyes.but spamton is probably the best schizo out there to date and given that we only have one shard left... spamton might be THE best schizo unless he pulls some utter fucking kino for FRIEND.
But are the Deltarune church themes better than the Binding of Isaac church themeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBf83ozemSohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_qNoDZJkMkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwBr57fjVj8
Wait do cishet people also play Deltarune?
>>552880297I like the first more just because it better captures the vibe of walking around a vast giant cathedral.That and this feeling of awe it gives. Makes it really sink in that "The Legend" in-universe is such a big deal and you're quite literally part of it.
>>552880742yeah, because otherwise it would be only gay troons that groom kids.you're welcome.
>>552880493as far as shadow crystal bosses, we have>darkner>darkner+neo body>the knight>a darkner based on a dead lightnermight be a stretch, but this does seem to be an escalationchapter 5's shadow crystal boss will just be a lightner, probably asgore
>>552880591I prefer piano arrangement covers of Issac tracks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sbIRj4dypA
>>552880792I think Dark Sanctuary is excellent for a chill, genuinely explorable dungeon (which honestly I thought was impossible for Toby "Hallway Cutscene Hallway" Fox to make) but Second and Third Sanctuaries are perfect for when things start getting wildIt's a three parter in my head if that makes sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_BKkAEO9wo
>>552880858i mean the roaring is pictured to us like so:a huge fucking titan that vaguely looks like asgore?with what looks like two feminine escorts that appear like the knight but more angelic/titan-like.boy, this'll bode well when asgore gets megacucked and has a tismfit that will unleash so much bad juju that the entire dark world will be torn with it, since emotions are important how the dark world manifests.
fave just got a call from their good friend Likely Spam, do they pick up?
>>552880742yes my gamer bro friends played it and enjoyed it
>>552880858It doesn't make sense for it to be Asgore because the optional bosses aren't part of the prophecy and the Shadow Crystal bosses being optional is thematically important
>>552880858my bet is mettaton if you gave him tenna
>>552881132Second and Third sanctuary definitely work for the time they come into the Chapter since they happen after you finish the first (effective) Dark World.And things are substantially less chill and starting to get more intense at that point what with the statue fight and the third sanctuary mainly dealing with The Knight again.
>>552881765the knight isn't optional
>>552816227this is cool. sorry, i forgot to post that yesterday.
>>552880858IF there are more schizobosses>ERAM (we didn't beat him, he ran off)>FRIEND>Flowey?>(according to some) Seam?Iunno, i am pulling straws here.apparently we only need one more shard unless it is not what the sum of the pieces are.and if not, then i think we might lock ourselves out of something else.
in hometown they celebrate teh potato famine killin everyone
>>552876319I still quite enjoy this Gaster theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrlAE0SFjFw
>>552882423Beating it is.
>>552882423Exception that proves the rule since chapter 3 is supposed to be a break from the formula. You aren't supposed to fight it, you don't actually beat it, and you're expected to use optional boss equipment in the fight to even have a chance so it still fits the themes of going outside lines of the prophecy.
>>552876319i found this yesterday it's pretty chillwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8jIhM-xYoU
>>552882494>>552816227I love you, music anon
>>552883079the schizoboss formula is a meme this fandom wanted to be real because they like wacky little guys. it only exists in ch1 and 2
>>552883076>>552883079likewise, fighting asgore may not be optional, but perhaps optional shadow crystal side quest stuff is required to beat, or perhaps spare, him
>>552883250the formula is effectivly unchanged in chapter 4, the only difference being that gerson remains friendly instead of becoming an enemy
>deltarune thank you page takes lengths of time>most likely referring to Noelle and "how long did it take her to smile">entering any amount over "16 years" tells you "what are you getting at"So is Noelle confirmed unethical goons?
>>552883673gerson's not some mystery guy you find in an alley or a dungeon though, he's not a darkner, he's the only important npc 4 has at all. and he didn't even care about the crystal, either.imagine if queen fought you for a shadow crystal because it's some shit she found on the floor
>>552883250I'm not talking about the "schizoboss formula," I'm talking about the overall chapter formula from a gameplay perspective. Open light world segment, mostly linear dark world split into three distinct sections, optional sidequest in the dark world that ends in a Shadow Crystal boss, final chapter boss. Toby, by his own admission, decided to play around with the structural formula for chapter 3. Chapter 4 messes with it a little bit, but not nearly as much.>>552883384I guess it's possible but it kind of dilutes the impact to do the same thing he did with the Knight again
>>552883923everything is an unethical goon if you keep bringing to your mind that whatever you masturbate to might be a child.but i think you like to do that to yourself because deep inside you like children.
>>552883923>he's not a darknerYes he is, he's a Darkner of the hammer. Ralsei calls him a Darkner when explaining what his deal is.
>>552884009i feel like it'd be a neat callback to undertale if it was ordinarily impossible to spare him, and the shadow crystal quest is required in order to do that and get his crystal before he kills himself anyway
do you think that friend will have an encounter in chapter 5, or do you think it will have a sighting in chapter 5?
>>552884009oh i seeyes they are all optional and 3-park keys, that much is in common
>>552884009 (Me)To be clear, that list isn't in chronological order except for chapter 4. Chapter 5 will probably front-load the light world stuff too so there's a mirrored structure for the first 5 chapters: linear dark, open light, linear dark, open light, weird dark, open light, linear dark, open light, linear dark.
>>55288383916 is legal where deltarune takes place
>>552884113Based Kraut liking the minor characters!
>>552884668>ywn the cute weather woman monster
>>552884864its like 10 pixels of implied woman relax
there is no biological difference between 16 and 18 so deltarune is actually ethical Wgoons
>>552884668>BAWST'N.scary.
>>552884218Hmmmm. That does make a lot of sense. I could also see the Knight pulling a move similar to Flowey and striking him down regardless of your actions too. Although I personally like Asgore, so I'd rather it be a "you can choose to spare him, but you can only really save him if you did the sidequest" situation. Like TP, but instead of befriending people to indirectly save Asgore, you fight homeless dudes in alleyways.
>>552884946confirmed gay
>>552884847who's a minor?
Neckphys
>I'm sick of Deltarunesaid Toby in 2022
For me, it's being in between Spamton and Tenna's fat, farting asses
>>552885139you could throw a plate across the room and a man would fuck it before it lands
*wakes up and GUARDIANs into thread*
>>552884997scary indeed
>>552885265Toby is so fucking sexy. It's like he was made to be bred
fave's masshole
>>552885483Behead niggas who say bubbl->wisconsinNvm carry on
>>552885265he is so sexy its unreal
>>552885483A bubbler is a type of weed smoking pipe.
They are so fucking doughy. It's like they were made to be bread
>>552885483my knowledge on am*rican geography is lacking.is that wisconsin massachusettes and rhode island?
>>552885730Yes and all three of them talk funny due to their proximity to Canadians.
>>552885730yes although I grew up there and I've never heard someone say bubbler in my life but I have been to towns that look exactly like hometown
>>552885694Used to be my favorite, my friend had a double chamber one that made it much smoother compared to the ash I was inhaling with the pipes. Now I graduated to a double chamber bong
Can someone help me? I don't want to google it cause I am worried about spoilers but I trust you guys.Trying to do full pacifist and I'm in the Asgore fight and I literally cannot figure out what the game wants me to do. But I don't want to fuck everything up. Just a gentle nudge in the right direction would be awesome.
>>552885897I mean, given how things are going, we can expect them to become citizens of the expanding US.good luck with the tech support.
>>552886016you need to suck his dick
>>552885227She had it lengthened because it wasn't long enough to fit Undyne's cock
>>552886061no... anything but that
>>552886016kick his ass.
>>552886016If I remember, you carry on until a certain number of attacksAlso, >first time fighting AsgoreJelly
>>552886016He shatters the mercy command for a reason, fighting is the way to go
>>552886269so I just keep not attacking? seems like a lot. I'll try harder
>>552885483Hometown is the DR universe equivalent to Salem
>>552886016Whack him. give him a smack on his big fluffy tushy
>>552856261>They'll hear the ring of Heaven's callBruh. How did I never make a connection with Spamton until today? This isn't about the lost children, it's about the Shadow Crystal holders.
>>552885227it looks vaguely like a penis, with how her trachea/thyroid muscles are so pronounced>>552886197she has a micropenis and you know it
im a gay ahh diddyblud and i like dih up my crack
>>552885483Susie being from Milwaukee explains everything
>>552885970My prettiest piece is your basic glass pipe shape but it was crafted by an artist who went all out with smoked glass, a swirling blue/green stripe, and reflective color shifting red/yellow sparkles between the stripe with an end result that looks like a swirling galaxy. It was signed and dated '16 too, real craftsman stuff. I usually just hit a basic bong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kipg388URyg
>>552886016Attack. The burnt pan is the best weapon if you're using a lot of healing items and are okay with the timing thing, the empty gun is the best if you're really good at the timing thing, and you can just use the dagger otherwise.
>>552886016do you still have toriel's pie? I think you need that for pacifist
>>552886554Alphys had it lengthenedOne of the perks of dating a super scientist
>>552885171Technically Noelle is canonically but you are INAGINING that away.
>>552886016True Pacifist is actually the internet's greatest community-led psy-op, you actually can't spare Asgore. True Pacifist is impossible without giving up and accepting a game over.
>>552886608>>552886420>>552886342ok wasn't sure. thanks
>>552886384I wouldn't be surprised if this is the canon intention, especially if their festival is halloween themed. It might even be themed around some sort of past monster human tragedy like the salem witch trials, they exploit the SHIT out of that in salem
>>552886697>lengthened>not enlarged>undyne now had a foot long penis with no girththey call her the pipe cleaner...
>>552885265model tier gorgeous
>>552886661You don't need it, you can do pacifist without using healing items at all and there's a special message at the end.
>>552886661You don't.
>>552886714yeah and technically i am a contentfag, but i don't think /utg/ wants to see it that way.technicalities are often followed by a "but".i suppose its better to jerk off to the idea of children like you do it?
>>552886847Alternatively, it's a Lovecraftian hamlet and the prophecy is one big ritual sacrifice to keep the thing in the lake happy
>>552886958You should embrace being a contentfag, Kraut-chan.
>>552887067I'll make more when the women shrivel up.
Deltarune took so long I forgot how the Asgore fight goes
>>552886871>I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the pipes.>I knew. I KNEW I shouldn't have done it.>But you know, every pipe goes SOMEWHERE! They had to go SOMEWHERE!!!
>>552887130awwww you're such a tsundere
>>552873086Undertroon isn't even funny or clever. Like at least call it something like Blunderfail or something instead.
>>552887253we are currently in a different character arc.thread's "(un)ethically gooning" to noelle. and finds out they're into children.
WHAT'S THIS?WHAT'S THIS?THERE'S GAY SHIT EVERYWHERETHERE'S DELTARUNE IN THE AIR
>>552887413I know i was thinking one should at least be undertranny or something. be creative
>>552887424but krawstywautsiepumpkinpie, you want to fuck Noelle too
>>552887589He's posted Noelle toddler porn before
Got keto bread to make (keto) grilled cheese to have with bacon*cracks zero sugar soda*My reosultion is going very well
>>552887413right wingers lost their sense of humor when they won
Fave found the full spice packet of the noodles they ate yesterday. No wonder fave was complaining they seemed unusually favorless.
im a nazi and i like undertale and deltarune
Im not a nazi and I dislike Deltarune
>>552880591The original Isaac soundtrack > Rebirth's.Edmund ruined the soundtrack because he wanted to hire his friends.
>>552858092why do people always give Kris a Sweater Hoodie Combo in fanart?
Politics and video games are for losers. Touch grass.
I'm a neo-nazi and I like neo-deltarune
im a sjw and i have a nuanced opinion about roflness.exe
>>552887130I have killed all the 3DPD. Only 2D women remain
but obviously being toked up on copious amounts of drugs and spreading stds because your a mentally disease homosexual is based and skibidi pilled
im a communist and i like undertale
>>552887997I remember they said they changed the soundtrack to make it more "thematically cohesive" or some shit and I was just like >????
so, it's 2026 now, when do you guys think we'll be getting chapter 5?
Im a far left socialist and I enjoy both Undertale and Deltarune, though I'm more of a fan of the former
I'm a demsoc and I like Void Stranger
>>552886958>jerk off to art of Noelle with fat tits and a big ass>I'm imagining fucking an of-age character because yknow they have a giant ass and pubes>"YOU'RE LITERALLY GOONING TO A MINOR YOU EPSTEIN DIDDYBLUD!!">*she's drawn like she's in her late 20's*What causes this?
i'm a woman and I like pants
>>552888314october
>>552888348>>552888374>*onlooks in disgust*
>>552887838*favepalms*Fave...
>>552888516>*pities you and hopes you grow up*
What if Toby updates the games and made all of the character's in Undertale and Deltarune have big giant nasty crinkled feet for some reason?
>>552888314Whoa this dog looks important everyone reply to this post
>>552888764What if he makes them all have giant nails?
>>552888259They didn't make a single outstanding and thematically coherent track until the very end of RepentanceUhhhhhh Undertale Deltarune the time between the release of TBOI Rebirth and the true ending in Repentance was 6.5 years which is less than Deltarune isn't that crazy
Alright that's it let's all go to Toby's house and demand all the answers and spoilers come on let's go everyone right now
>>552888314June +-2
>>552888418people are weird like that.people will see what they want to see.and they want to see children in porn.especially the stuff you show them.so they can see desensitize their audience when they come out in a "we are both in this together now"-type deal.these people probably call themselves "ethical pedophiles"let's agree that pedophiles have small dicks and can't please actual women their size.
>>552889001im way ahead of you ive been living in tobys house for weeks
>>552888190Tenna said calmly to Spamton, who had criticized his high consumption of junk food
>>552889146I agreed with you until you did a normie sadism about small penises
>>552888656you'll grow out of your democratic phase once the people get into power that you disagree with.you will excuse it to yourself that they come into power by illegitemate means, but you will feel the winds turning and then you will realize your enemies are not a minority anymore.
>>552888952SpaDayTale...
Fave just found out his seemingly normal well mannered cousin with a wife/kid and a decent job is a drug addict who over the course of a 2 years stole 140 000€ from fave's aunt to buy cokeThe silverlining in fave's mind is that this makes fave seem "not so bad after all" when it comes to how the rest of the family perceives them
>>552889320This is why Spamton left
I sure hope we we have a thriving democratic society full of educated people who *checks notes* cannot reach a reading level at their grade and/or are media literate, but at least AI can/is! Good thing AI can vote
>>552889721>decent job>has had sexSorry, the coke just made them cooler than they already were
Old women.
>>552889721damn how much soda can that much money buy?
>>552888445me too
I imagine a young adult version of fave when I goon is this ok.
I want Nazi Ralsei to tie me up and do things to me
>>552890092God, same.
>>552890078You can go younger than that surely
If you think about it Kris is just Majin Vegeta
I imagine fave so young they're not even alive but rather the unjoined atoms that would eventually come together and form the gametes separately within fave's respective parents
>>552890092Reichsei will be the reason the geneva convention will be invented in the deltarune universe.
I imagine a fat Fave with a big belly and a massive dumpy when I goon is this ok?
>>552890375ok dr manhattan
>>552890314Hopefully Kris dies like Majin Vegeta
>>552889973Young women
>>552890457I am tired of utg. these faveposters. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their gooning.
>>552890760Watchmen is the real insists upon itself to be totally honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjyqg97lj3w
Who Faves the Favemen?
Johnny Faverhand
Faveward Scissorhands
>>552888374>Void StrangerVoid Stranger is kino but I still haven't beaten the final boss the fair way.
>>552890238>doomer want's to be topped by krautwell we all knew it but glad you can admit it.
>>552890926it's a real can of worms to be sure
>>552890926you know i still don't get what that'd supposed to mean
I’m in bed right now with my blanky and I got the fan blowing cool air I’m cozy as FUCK
>>552891887>cool air>in winterreally?
racism is funny because it's a bunch of apes being scared shitless by the pattern seeking in their brain making them afraid of someone with a different skin colorway to out yourself as lacking logical brain functions chief
>>552891984Well the blanket makes me too warm and the fan counters that plus I like the noise it helps me sleep
>>552891997>erm racism unlogicalyou speak like a berdlyfag.
Fish I wish
Toby Fox is a fan of comedic racism
>racism ITT
>>552891997pretty much all of our actions have a retarded caveman behind the wheel deep down
Actually I just don’t like non-American countries
I’m a racist but I like some ethnics
>>552892219goddammit I wanted to see his nipples
>>552891748pretty much a different way to say it tries too hard
Toby Fox made all the Deltarune characters monsters instead of humans who turn into monsters because his attempt to write a black person would be so catastrophically bad he would be seen as JK Rowling 2
mfw asriel is the knight
>>552892219toby fox donated to BLM and the biggest figurehead (not related to the family that suffered) and bought a house in a neighborhood where few black people live.that sure is comedic.
Susie is racist against humans and tells Kris they're "one of the good ones"
>>552891715He really is the modern day Cervantes without any of the talent or story telling and is only remember because the comic has great art.
>>552892328>>552892506>unintentionally said "pretty much" in two consecutive postspretty much proves my retarded caveman theory
>>552892585susie wouldn't do that. ralsei would
>>552856417wayne was an absolutely perfect pick for spamton
>>552892513delet dat
>>552892642V is for Vendetta was so good that 4chan anonymous looked at him fighting the good fight for the gay filmmakers in the story and went "he's literally me fr fr" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKnjxT5HRJQ
>>552892513>bro you aren't just afro-american>you're dark, darker yet darker.
This spring breakDaniel RadcliffeIs"FRIEND"
I was going go do irl stuff with a friend but I got so burnt out and depressed all I want is to stay home and draw favey I dont even want to speak outloud i feel like all the energy has been sapped out of my body what do you call this
>>552893284depression
>>552891748It was something Seth MacFarlane heard a film professor say about The Sound of Music (Seth's favorite film) and it stuck with him because he didn't understand it either.
>>552893284Your own words are "burnt out and depressed" so I'm not sure why you would call it something else.
>CavemanIt all goes back to fucking Live-a-Live every single time
Fave has dedicated their life to the spreading of hatred, violence, vitriol, and raisins.
>>552892642>is only remember because the comic has great artThe prose is remembered too, someone litcherally quoted it just a few replies ago
>>552892642>>552890926Watchmen is kino and anyone who disagrees just doesn't get it.
Would Deltarune be funnier if it was a 3D game?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6-n7UOyJ4w
>>552893605Which is quoted from the movie, most likely.Any of the writing that was done that is remembered fondly is done in the opposite way Alan Moore was intended for people to "get it."
>>552892513Berdly isn't THAT bad
>>552893509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_z22FrMEKk
pretty much hate everyone in this general
>>552893480I dont know those are just symptoms. I guess its mostly the like actually going mute thing thats weird. autism works in funny ways guess
>>552893791I don't like the movie I was quoting the book
sort of just love everyone in this general
>>552892642Cervantes didn't have a rape fetish though
>>552893959TRUE.
Pretty much ate everything in the cooking minigame kitchen. Again. I'm Mr. Ant Tenna, by the way.
Everyone in the general? All me.
>>552893578Alphys's chocolate chip NO FUCKING RAISINS THIS TIME muffin ray backfired
>*waddles into thread*
>>552893791Do you think that Billy Crudup's delivery of that line was simply so unbelievably good that the popularity of it must be attributed to that and not the words themselves?
*waddles into thread*
>>552894235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpnzssRMxYA
>>552894247I think the movie is made with more sincerity than the book is. Despite being shot and produced like a generic Capefilled blockbuster.
>>552866087I am pretty sure Toby Fox is borderline asexual which is why he hasn't been cancelled yet but also why he can't write romance
>>552894490lol. lmao even
>>552894365I agree with this actually. You don't put a sex scene with Hallelujah playing in it for the literal climax of your movie if you don't give a shit about cinematic art. The use of The Sound of Silence for the comedian's funeral was also peak in a way the graphic novel could never match.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_L2v_DJSxg
>>552894235>>552894316They're multiplying
>>552894365it's more sincere in its enthusiasm for epic superheroes but loses some of the genre criticism that requires an amount of bitterness. But it gave us height difference danror so I won't complain
Isn't it crazy to think that toby fox is living 24 hours a day? to think of all the inexistent footage of his life that will be gone forever because it's not being filmed. History is going by with so little record, it's crazy
cha boy
>>552893284january blues
Fuck it I think I'm gonna rewatch some Watchmen and V is for Vendetta today. It's been a while. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D6bDHVAtNQ
Toby could have a wife and children and we would have no way of knowing
>>552894490this is why his self insert, mettaton, has no good ships
>>552894714>peak in a way the graphic novel could never match.Wrong. The Doctor Manhattan chapter works as a memorable chapter of the story but also works as a critical examination of the act of reading a comic itself. The movie gets nowhere close to that level of self-examination and is thus just middling genre slop without the edge that makes Watchmen truly great.
>>552894858>loses some of the genre criticismHonestly most people didn't get it when the book came out and most people still don't get it, because much like Don Quixote, both Cervantes and Alan are so incredibly out of touch with the people who read the books they were writing, they think that their audience will root against or condemn the characters they create, as is the self diagnosed "purpose" of the respective books.
>>552894490Toby Fox is only into 2D which is why the moral of Deltarune will be that your waifu is real and she loves you
>>552895227
>>552895306it's not their fault the general public is retarded
>>552895321Baaased.
10 years in the joint made you a fucking Favey
>>552895375Maybe Rorschach and Don Quixote are just Genuinely heroic, or at least have things that people can be seen as Rorschach, I mean the guy is literally named after a test that needs a subjective outlook to work properly.
Don don don donki Don Quixote
>>552895661Missing a few words there but you get the meaning.
>>552895337the minister of state for economic security in japan wears a ring for her husbandu and thats what this is
>Cervantes RAPED ME
Rorschach is a morally inconsistent schizo hobo and anyone who think that he's cool is mentally 15.
Spamton Quixote
I've read Don Quixote but I actually haven't read any of Alan Moore's graphic novels or Batman: The Killing Joke.I don't care if the old wizard is mad at me or proud of me for not reading his comic books but I will have opinions about the adaptations on the internet anyways.
>>552895950who is tobys 2d waifu>>552896056disgusting
>>552896009I find him entertaining BECAUSE he's a morally inconsistent schizo hobo
>>552895375If I wanted people to interpret my characters properly I'd write for people who read actual books and not comicslop but that's just me.
>>552896009Yet he's still the only person who doesn't lie at the end.
>>552896131papyrus
>>552896009I have a taste for those
Pluey licking and kneading Tenna's bare cankles
drawfags come back the whiteboard is so dry
I need a fat woman.
>>552864493ghost trick being mentioned explicitly in the last newsletter AND alluded to in the chapter 5 translation teaser means Kris was originally a dog
Swamp Thing is good, but otherwise basically everything Moore writes with pre-existing characters is either enjoyable for reasons other than what he intended or straight up bad. His cape comics are mostly in the former category (including Watchmen since they were originally supposed to be DC characters), League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, his Lovecraft stuff, and Lost Girls are in the latter category. Morrison is the better wizard.Said Gerson Boom
fatfagging is cope for fatties and uggos
>>552897312I've never known a fat person with a fat fetish
ULTIMATE DELTARUNE GAMBLING TIMEWere there actually pancakes in the fridge for Kris to eat next to the ketchup or did Sans eat them
>>552897153this is like the one twist that would ruin it forever for me. it's just so bad>>552897441i knew one. irl. it was weird.
>shartytobystalker so devoid of stimmies xe tries to ragebait fatGODSKekaroo!
>>552897441I've known many
>>552897153Actually it means Kris was originally a cat which is why they're only pretending to be a dog
>>552897520it would probably be some weird hybrid like their body was reconstructed using pieces of Muttler from the graveyard after they drowned
I woke up as soon as the thread was talking about fat women. My sense was activated.
>>552897531schizophrenia
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
it's going to be some crazy shit. like kris was originally a test subject into the true lab before being dropped into the homeworld simulation, and was cellmates with the knight. it's going to happen.
>>552897153If it was Ghost Trick wouldn't that make Kris a Cat?Honestly one of the best twists in gaming. The way it recontextualizes the gameplay in a way that makes complete sense is actually genius.
>>552892650Dossier_jingle.ogg
>>552856481thumbnail made me think these were keychains. wouldve been cute
>>552898071Kris was the vessel who got nabbed before they could be molded into the shape you wantedI am locking this as my answer because I know I'm 100% right
they'll never find me with my new catchphrase; ugly little
>>552896079You gotta read killing joke, not in the OMG ITS SO GOOD way but the ending forever sticks with me as it sums up Batman and Joker and their little game they play
>>552898573then who was the second voice?
>>552898159The dialogue too, I loved that Sissel's weird character quirks like enjoying cramped spaces and wanting to chase small rodents ended up being incredibly plot relevant.
>>552897153*snaps fingers*I KNEW I forgot somethingTime to replay Ghost Trick
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHGCPAkMsnE
>>552898831>wanting to chase small rodentsKris chasing the SOUL around was foreshadowing
>>552898823FRIENDIt's an IMAGE_ so it could show up thereThe voice in the Undertale code talks formally like the second voice does and calls itself your "humble servant"The vending machine in the S-Rank Room sells SMILEs with the description "Always at your humble service"Fucking up whatever Gaster was trying to pull seems like something it might want to doEither that or it's Kris and there's some fucky convoluted time shit going on
>>552861113Sans says that because he knows about/has dealt with Flowey.
do you guys like Jerry here
Ralsei explicitly says that it's important Light and Darkness stay in balance, not that the Darkness is inherently bad. If we learned in chapter 2 what an excess of Darkness causes (the Roaring) do you think we might learn soon what would happen if there was too little Darkness? My guess is that most of the world outside Hometown is already ruined, and the Darkness is the only thing that allows life to continue existing on earth at all.
>>552896812I added a few things. Also a shitty doodle for the new checkpoint.
>>552899784
Jerry, let me borrow your mattress
>>552900183Too much Darkness represents drowning in fantasy so therefore too much Light represents hopelessness and dreamlessnessWhatever that means
>>552900045He doesn't know about Flowey because Flowey learned to avoid him entirely after enough resets. Flowey says this if you redo the neutral ending a few times. He's not being coy when he mistakes Papyrus's flower friend for an echo flower, he genuinely doesn't know.
>>552900183Maybe lack of visionAbout the equivalent of a materialist, nothing that is not visible and tangible is real
>>552900183>>552900696The light equivalent to the Roaring is Deltarune characters becoming real
>>552901025if kris becomes real and the first thing im doing is beating them into submission
>>552900796It is unfair that we get hinted that these two powerhouses fought and we don't get to see any of it>you have the face... of a flower that has wilted 3 times, now...
>>552901250flowey isn't a powerhouse without the souls, which he canonically can't get without frisk. he's just a shitty weed with precognitionflowey had 100 playthroughs where he got his parents back together, made papyrus the hero of the town, fixed alphys shit life, made spaghetti with undyne, became a rockstar with mettaton, and then killed some or all of the above. and we see none of it
fave
If the Monsters really wanted to kill Frisk, why didn't they simply surround the soul with bullets like Flowey?Are they stupid?
Yo, I'm gay. It's just that simple. I'm virtually a gay man.
>>552901686i guarantee you flowey invented that tactic to fight sans
>>552901025An obese Spamton just flew over my house
>>552901862*turns screen black**teleports behind Flowey*This is the fourth time, kiddo *gaster blasts*
if kris becomes real and the first thing im doing is breeding them into submission
The Deltarune movie where there's a magical portal that transports them to New York City.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
>>552903253i like these vile babies
>>552902659queen...
>>552890547Uoohhhhh is this....cunny? Uooohhhh Frisk cunny Uooohhhh Chara cunny ToT
this general is the most retarded version of the rabbit vs duck season gif
>>552856417Wonder how that spamton would react if we told him "the 3rd secret boss is the roaring knight" during that speech
>>552903354Spamton babies were born.
>>552903910canonically, his reply would be>WHO THE [$"!*] IS THE KNIGHT??
>>552903875It's Rabbit Season btw
>>552901686Flowey only did that because he caught her off-guard
>>552903875Gote Season
*tunnels through the soil*
>>552903782It is indeed.
>>552903875Hooman season.
>>552904265mettaton breeds these illegally for sale. they are bred for appearances, so they are unhealthy with too short noses. alphys pretends she doesn't find it ethical, but she likes the free test subject too much to turn him down about it.
>>552866868Recovered from an anonymous sourcehttps://files.catbox.moe/7qplcy.mp3How interesting! This track appears to be the true version of sevenfour! I wonder when this was meant to play.
I'm switching sides im going to be a hooman poster from now on.
>>552900796Flowey warning you to not let Sans find out anything about you would make no sense if Sans retained absolutely zero information between resets. Toriel remembers if you picked cinnamon or butterscotch between resets, and Papyrus and Undyne remember befriending you, so it's not like that would even be something unique to Sans, anyway.
>>552904579Alphys receives a strange TROUBLE DINGLE signal from an extraterrestrial source far beyond the Barrier. She converts it into a gene sequence that is then developed into a lab-grown virus, which infects a lab Spamton that gets loose and bites one of the researchers. Thus starts the global plague turning most of the surface and Underground into a hivemind, in Tince Filligan's new prestige series: Plueybus.
>>552904731i got the impression it's more like a strong feeling than literally rememberingwhich would I guess fit with sans reading your expressions>>552904669HELL YEAHHHH
she trouble on my dingle until I gast 'er with my meat factory
>>552856261trying again with a different file linking service......... whiteboard collection. there's a lot of dice.>https://www.transfernow.net/dl/fucking_work_you_stupid_link
Anyone else notice how the thread has been much nicer with Tasquetard and ESL Berdshit gone.
>>552905371ESL Berdfag finally starved to death. God Bless.
>>552904810sad that they had to sic the lab-grown jevils onto the spamtons to stand a chance of survival...
The Cattenheimer household's Last Zapper has trained in martial arts for the day he finally meets The Menace again
>>552905875After that, they had to release the invasive genetically modified Seams to manage the Jevil population, but the Seams mutated from shadow crystal exposure and now need to be spayed/neutered.
OH MY FULL NAME?
>>552905907Why did Kris steal so much of Catti's stuff.
>>552906008in hindsight, alphys injecting them with the FRIEND retrovirus until they all dissolved into one mutant maybe wasn't the best idea
>>552904708We accept you here.
toby do not canonize transfem ralsei or you will never be reincarnated as a lotus flower
>>552906276>Catti's family was so happy and uncomplicated compared to their own and that pissed them off>Catti's dark rituals were actually not at all related to the Dark World stuff making the whole ordeal a waste of time and that pissed them off>Catti thought she was better friends with them than she really was and that pissed them off>All of the above
toby canonize all of the whiteboard drawings or you will uhh uhh uhh *takes -5 sanity damage every second from viewing the folder's contents*
>>552906723
>>552907076saucers
Was Minecraft always 30 fucking dollars
>>552907249no it used to be 10bux and if you didn't merge your old account into a new account after mojang was bought it's all gone baby
>>552907475#MICROSOFTMUSTDIE
>>552907475When I got it in 2011 I believe it was 26 but dont trust me
>>552904139Those legs omfg.....
>>552907658I bought it for £13.50 in may 2011
>>552907815
The only "microsoft" I support? Tenna's penis.
Good smile which is the same toy company as Nendoroid should make Figmas(picrel) of Ralsei Susie & Kris
>>552905619Oh Don't You Worry I Am Alive, I Have Just Been Busy Sucking Cock Like A Real Man, Btw My Typing Quirk Is So Fucking Cool, Ain't It?
>>552909221Where is the Moderoid Thrash Machine RoboWhere is the Moderoid Giga Queen
test to see if my 3day ban has expired
>>552909409not smug enough
>>552905907The Last Zapper is stronger than all schizobosses combined without a Shadow Crystal because every morning he wakes up with fresh hatred
>>552909459A bunch of pop up parade figures of the antagonists too like the king the queen tenna the knight etc.
>>552905907his sidekick is the widowed pippins from kris's house
>>552909667what did you do?
Has Toby actually played Persona 4 or did he just read the Hiimdaisy comic
>>552909865i am not gonna repost the image for any demonstration, but it was that image of 4 naked asriels but no visible genitals, it was apparantly still ""furry porn"" lol
>>552910295>people in this thread think toby hasn't played umineko or persona 4are you guys stupid?
>>552906267markymoo
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>552907249For me it always was, but it more than enough makes up for it with all the replayability it has from both single player and multiplayerWhy were you looking to buy minecrap, anon?
>>552911130I might join the Minecrap server one of these days. Also because I've been wanting to play Minecraft since I was a kid but I was a broke son of a bitch back then.
>>552892537asriel is smug here because he knows his sexy ass got me banned 3 days ago
>>552904669i always enjoy sevenfour arrangements. i get the feeling it'll show up in a very important spot later. like a sevenfour piano jingle before breaking into kris's boss fight song, like bergentrucken or megalo strike back's intro
>>552911646But you can join with a cracked client if you don't have $30 to spare
There are two kinds of aliens in Deltarune: There's the Darkness itself, which is a sort of hivemind parasite colony that lives underground. The Titans are the most common way it coalesces into a tangible form, but FRIEND is another way it can manifest (mainly when it wants to speak with people). This organism is leeching from underground into the water, allowing it to go inside of people and alter their behavior. The other species is Gaster and the other "skeletons" who are actually more like grey aliens. They arrived in Hometown recently (and brought us there too) in an attempt to stop the Darkness from taking over another world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhrhhWFIwXwWhy did Toby make Noelle's theme so janky
i think sevenfour refers to dess.>krisseven flying aces>dessname sounds like 4 in japanese
>>552912087>the Darkness is a hivemind aliendoes this make Darkners gaining self awareness and meta knowledge a Look Outside scenario?
goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya tomorrow.
>>552912126hey, i made that image!
My head hurte
>>552913281*Hits your head with a frying pan*
>>552913228i like it very much!
>>552866868More 3dpds, kind of rough because I’m just doing some brush tests on magma. I’m very happy I’ve gotten comfortable with being watched by several people while drawing instead of screaming and panicking whenever someone enters a canvas. Even more so that I’m ok with leaving something half finished for people to look at instead of losing my mind if I don’t finish it that very second.
>>552913373OWW
>>552913774impeccable as always and I am incredibly attracted to that shuttah
>>552913496it is weird remembering pointy art
real ones remember the gameboy advance moment and mugsy
>>552913774i wish i really liked the shuttah but somethings ??? about it. the shadowguy and zapper are awesome though
>>552913774very nice. i should draw more on the magma too.do you feel like you improved since the first thing you posted here? i think i have got better as an artist but not sure it shows in my work far.>>552914337him arms too short
>>552914543his arms have naturally evolved to be tenna's preferred fisting depth
>>552913281Paracetamol with caffeine, go
>Chapter 1 and 2 secret boss fights led us to recruiting two powerful allies who have already begun to help us in battle>The Chapter 3 secret bosses gave us a sword to slay dark and a mantle to protect against it>The Chapter 4 secret boss gave Susie the will to change fate and herself and increased her power as a caster>The Chapter 5 secret boss will steel Ralsei's resolve and encourage him to fully embrace his individuality: this will cause him to value his own life and learn new kinds of magic (or something)>All five bosses give us Shadow Crystals, which are used to make the Pure Crystal, which will likely be used to make some other new powerful artifact weapon, armor or key item.This is maximum preparation for the endgame, whatever it may be. I suppose it might be giving us the tools to resolve Kris' problems in Chapter 6, as well.
Let the intrusive thoughts win.
Actually that's a bad idea don't do that.
>>552913774cool! i like zapper the most :D
is this toby? from his tumbr archive https://web.archive.org/web/20120324130816/http://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/10379827841/airdeari-must-fill-tumblr-with-legitimate
>>552915123The Spamton Quest and Sword Route both force Kris to face their fears but I really don't know how much doing them will affect things going forward since they walked out of those mostly just super traumatized
>“Hypothetically, we would all be going around and helping each other and cleaning up the planet and reading philosophy,” she said. “What is happening so far is we’re spending an enormous amount of our time online, masturbating, watching pornography, playing video games, and talking to AI chatbots.”>Lembke said that the fear shouldn’t be that technology will take over, but rather that “we will cede our agency to these machines.”>“And we’re already doing it,” she said. “We are entertaining ourselves to death.”Stop entertaining me to death, /utg/ I am gonna go touch grass
>>552916484At least we’re talking to other people here
>>552914332does anyone remember eye spaghetti. does anyone remember this thing that happened or was it just a hallucination
>>552915752can you find the full uncensored clip of durag johnson please?
>>552916484Isn't this the plot to Mother Horse Eyes?
>>552916826the comic with papyrus ejecting spaghetti from his eyes?
>>552917059no like someone here had a story about black eye spaghetti coming out of their eyeballs or something
>>552916979Amused to death is a 1992 album by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd fame before the Internet was even a thing. It's not exactly a new concept.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21H2_fPvkgw
>>552914543>do you feel like you improved since the first thing you posted here? Yes. My values have gotten a lot more confident and even though I have dabbled in drawing toony characters before, I’ve improved how I stylize them. The key usually being a lack of changes.>arms too shortHmm, that’s weird, I don’t think so.
>>552915123>The Chapter 5 secret boss will steel Ralsei's resolve and encourage him to fully embrace his individualitywhy are we so sure it won't just make him backslide, these schizobosses arent generally great people.
>>552917291oh the spamton eye spaghetti thing yeah don't worry you aren't crazy
>>552913774how often are you painting in the magma? i want to watch you
>>552860383That is very kind of you to say, thank you>>552915123I strongly suspect whatever it may be will involve Asgore, since he's been shown to use fire magic before yet never actually uses it offensively. Though I don't believe Asgore himself will be the secret boss (but perhaps that's wishful thinking, due to the same reasons >>552917593 points out)
>>552917995ok but is there a screencap i want to read in horror again
>>552913774Love these! Shuttah, zapper, and femttat are probably my favorites. I love the red glowey bits on zappers gloves
>>552918396nightmares upon yehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/367909571/#367913705
>>367913705you can't get this from an AI chatbotyet
>>552918647thank you anon
I think Ralsei's big character development scene for chapter 5 will be him standing up against Kris if we're doing the betrayal part thereThe embers for his character development were already lit in chapter 4 so I dunno if he needs a solo fight to develop further, if he has a solo schizo fight it'll probably be more to show how much he's grown than be a growth event for him
I want hardcore sex with Frisk
In other news, you know how loser journalists dip into the "difficulty is le bad for gaming!" jar when they have nothing to write about?Menawhile, Sony has given up on gamers wholesale and has patented (as in they filed for a genuine patent) an AI Player that will play the game for you, genociding Let's Players and finally turning games into Unreal movies.Which is basically what Kris is doing with us, except there was a major miscalculation in how often we would make Kris flush the toilet and walk over Lancer's SPLORP carpet
>>552919051Who tops
>>552919243>genociding Let's Playersbut I watch for the personalities not the gameplay or cutscenes. long plays already exist and were never more popular than lets plays.
>>552919243with the advent of artificial intelligence we have finally figured out how to make the moving picture
Dyne FF7 is a schizoboss
>>552919667would
>>552919667The most offensive part about this is his short, pathetic nose.
>>552919667is this a homestuck
>>552919667Where's his Jew nose
>>552919243aside from being ai-generated, games having Staff Ghosts or other NPCs that demonstrate something isn't exactly new
>>552874896joseph smith or at least his dad were freemasons and they used lots of freemason rituals and symbolism in it.
>>552919334Me of course
>>552919334Frisk (male) of course
>>552919790>>552919873NTA but fixed that for you anons.
>>552920512I can finally rest... *dies in your lap and releases some fluids*
>>552919667This is so on point it's killed me IRL>>552920512The short nose is absolutely vitalIt's like Papyrus with a bean mouth
>>552904669I really like those songsdoes your anonymous source upload them anywhere else?
I'm soooooooooo sweaty from working out
>>552913774where are the thank yous? why do people even bother replying to your posts
>>552921124*blasts you with water from a fire truck hose point blank*
>>552921124Undyne...
I'm soooooooooo constipated from years of overeating my body just can't take it anymore
Is it healthy for Alphys to forget to eat or drink while binging anime and doing psychotic magitechnological experiments and to get all her sustenance from licking every inch of Undyne's sweaty body when she gets done with her workout
>>552921280the fire hose will also fix this
>>552920030I hate this games wall jumping, manI have to play a Megaman Zero/X game to cleanse the ick
>>552921389yes she will get all her omega 3 from undynes sweaty body
undertale is one of the very few games that i occasionally remember every year at some point and revisit some scenes in videos and relisten to the music and it still gets me teary eyes and emotional just like first time.I can't wait to experience deltarune once it comes out. Just wanted to share that.
>>552921280Sounds like you need to drink more watta and eat more fiber and not all that Mickey D's.
thrivin'i will now play frostpunk 2 for four hours said favehow do you react_
>>552919334Frisk (female) of course.
I cannot believe we've been on the same thread all day
If a femanon here dresses as this I will let you force feed me until im a fat piece of shit.
>>552922505we need some pointless drama to speed things up
>>552922576why are you trying to get with a 19 year old
>>552922719…?
>>552922719>complaining about legal adults
>>552922662I'll go first.I REALLY DESPISE [POPULAR THREAD PERSONALITY]
>>552922662someone summon one of the thread personalities
>>552922662Let me try somethingIn chapter 5 it will be revealed that Toriel divorcing Asgore was 100% justified and not just because she didn't believe him
>>552922719he's an Undertale fan?
Chapter 5 will have a Big Chungus reference
>>552922662beetlefags are still jealous us mantischads totally own them
>>552922662Everybody could post pictures of their favorite characters to liven things up
Chapter 1 Secret Boss: The TasquemasterChapter 2 Secret Boss: Sauer D. FlowerChapter 3 Secret Boss: The Dooming KnightChapter 4 Secret Boss: The Crusader of Light
>>552922719Painter asks herself the question everyday when she gets on here.
>new pippin ocs spotted on the whiteboard
>>552923132omega based
Found new toby image
my penis is smol he’s a little guy :3
>thread is slow>immediately starts begging for thread personalitiesVery, very interesting. *writes notes*
>>552923132True bugs mog both
>>552923630Proof?
>>552922262Based as fuck!
>>552923132mantis shrimp will reign supreme aquatic bugs are the prestige class
>>552922662
>>552923276
>>552918230I’m going to try working on magma weekly, at the very least. If there’s a call going on, I’ll probably be there. >>552921226I appreciate my replies, I just don’t really know what to say most of the time, if there’s anything worth adding. Here’s your (You).
hey guys its me i am here the thread personality
>>552923953your art is enough of a thank you, shitstirring anon could never
>>552921226>HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU ONCE?I should've known a game with a sentient couch Darkner would get VP Vance to post in its general...
>>552923107I fully believe in my heart that if Toby was a lesser person there would a 6 7 joke in the game.
>>552924150There 100% will be a joke in the Chapter 6+7 newsletter
>>552923276i don't think i have a single picture of mettaton interacting with asgore. a shame
>>552923107
>>552924150he is a very lesser.
Alt Toriel
i could legally fuck someone ten years younger than me in all 50 statesthat thought disturbs me
ぷんすかみゅうみゅう:>みゅうみゅうのおちんちんおいしい?>このまま白いおしっこ飲ませてあげるね...
>>552924576DILF/MILFanon.....
we were promised a full continuation of this 20 years ago
once im 30 im legally required to cosplay as either asgore or gerson.
Deltacuck
>>552924878and here it is
>>552921492It's not that hard. Direction first, then hit the button.>cleanse the ickOh I'm sorry, you're retarded.
>>552924747god yeah a lot of guys my age are fatherslike actual fathers, to children that are old enough to speak semi-coherently
Semen demon
>>552923545people draw mettaton like this
I want to marry Frisk and use her soft body to make lots of babies!
>>552925126I will never have kids I will probably die in my 70s or 80s playing minecraft or something since I will refuse to play AAAslop on cloud gaming.
>>552923545>new
>>552924576goner kid...
>>552925295you'll die of suicide in your 40s
>>552925198if you have mettys that look like actual men then tell me where you found them
>>552924691黄色は大丈夫
>>552925418if I havent killed myself yet then I wont kill myself now.
>>552925540one day you'll wake up and think "why the fuck am i doing any of this" and "because i enjoy it" will simply not be a good enough answer anymore
>>552925418My guess is he'll try to rape or murder someone and get got that way
>>552925682>one day you'll wake up and think "why the fuck am i doing any of this"Thats me every fucking single day. I dont enjoy most things in life very much.
>>552861037why the fuck is this an mp4
>>552925773then the end must be nearer than you think
>>552925784twitter artists do that because its the only way to make it immune to grok
>>552925784The generate button doesn't show up for gifs so some Xitter artists have been turning their images into GIFs in an attempt to stop people from making grok transform their stuff
>>552925784its a twitter gif converted to an mp4, it was a gif so grok cant edit it.
>>552925784Twitter artists refuse to see the writing on the wall and instead continue to jump through hoops to continue posting their art on Twitter.
>>552926042Forgot to mention that Xitter gifs aren't real gifs and when you download them they turn into MP4s
No! it can't be, I want to believe that he's gay and is in marriage with a man. I hope toby left her
>>552924257There are very few to none that aren't outright shipping the two together, if what I've seen accumulating art of Asgore is anything to go by
>>552926183just use cobalt toolshttps://cobalt.tools/
>>552926170Yeah I'm sure its SO easy to convince everyone in your audience to move to an entirely different platform that they might not even want to use. Xitter algorithm is cracked when you hit it just right but you are not guaranteed to do the same on sites like bluesky. Let's not forget that artists crave attention and validation so many of them are willing to put up with the bullshit elon is making them go through if it means that their artwork still manages to reach a large audience.
>>552926210that's a shame. i think they would have interesting interactions, what with mtt disliking the whole kill all humans plan as much as he does
I wish I could smell and lick Chara's fishy and stinky loli pussy
I'd rather take a piss than use Bluesky
>>552926450literally what would even be the breaking point for these people? those frogs fucking love that boiling water.
>>552925446thats a very handsome mtt and ok I was mostly thinking of this one artist picopepin I guess. People either draw him as a fucked up gigachad or with a face so feminine and soft it could only belong to like, a pregnant woman but its usually the latter.
Made by toby
>>552926193His old hs/undertale writing era girlfriend still has a tumblr she posts on
someone is having a lot of fun with the internet archive. keep going and report any fun findings
>>552926752kek you have a way with words, i can't say you're wrong
The laxatives will arrive in three hours. Fave thanks you, Amazon!
>>552927063You're welcome.
if i get internet famous, will stalkers find my posts here?
>>552927219Yes.
>>552927190Fave’s welcome. You mean Fave’s welcome.
>>552927446that's his tongue you sick fuck
>At clothing store>At the men's section>Pass by the formal wear section>See mannequin that's just the hips and thighs with some dress pants on>Imagine it's Tenna instead>Get horny>Had to go to the underwear section>Situation becomes 2 times worseNone of you had anything to do with this but I will still blame the general for my current mental state
Chapter 7 will be Nintendo exclusive
Switch exclusive ending where Gaster is a slightly brighter shade of green
>>552923545Quirky Seller I am going into tumblr and I need your strongest qurik.
>>552927624ha ha haaaa
>>552927624Now imagine this but with Tenna
>>552926786If a Tobyposter made this art people would be out for blood. Very telling.
>>552928068Fuck yooouuuuu
>>552928149what?
>>552928149>tellingpost>defending the tobyposterTellywelly. This one’s dossier’d for sure.
>>552927446hes so relatable
>>552927731I miss when this was Producer-sama. I don't like the new one.
>>552928359basado. rest in piece king
enough rumination.ch5 will be the end of kino for weird route posters.from there on, it will be time to face the music.
>notices you are monochrome>colors you in with care with my crayon:D
>>552928536CHADsei would never bottom.
>>552928359While the old one would pester toby to finish deltarune, the new one begs him to get into more nintendo collabs
Where the fuck is fallen down tumblr version, I been searching that sheet for 2 hours
>>552928536kraut posts a good ship I am pleasantly surprised
Fem!Kraut would be Susie in real life
>>552928809
>>552928068only mettaton is brave and strong enough to sell this merch. I wish mettaton was real so I could run a stan twitter where all I posted was "mettaton outsold" and gifs of him acting gay and sassy
>>552928809he would but susie would still make him top once in a while
>>552928903I have a feeling it's the imitator
>>552927446i would do this if i wore a tie
>>552929006He didn’t mean it like that. It’s a joke. Fuck you.
>>552927667i was about to post this
>>552929425we're synced up
>>552929454I can’t with the nail polish anymore
>>552928809i am being for realsies here.spamton warned us>YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick]>IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?>WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T BLAME ME>WHEN YOU'RE [Crying] IN A [Broken Home] >WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON>[Kill You]if we don't reunite the family like asgore plans, this housing situation might become so hostile that you actually need to leave your house because kris doesn't like his the guy that your mom fucks that insists that you call him daddy.shit might go south if we continue from here.>the weird route theme for ch5 is the overworld theme of hometown slowed downshit will get REALLY bad, fellow doe rapists.
>>552929564huh what you mean?
>>552929531my period ended 3 days ago
>>552929667damn </3
What will happen to our dear friend, Ramb
>>552929804scone of stone.
>>552929564>that insists that you call him daddy.when did sans do that?why do you hallucinate things that never happened in game but ignore things that actually did like the mikes.
>>552929953Kraut reads porn and confuses it with canon. Hot
I would call Sans daddy
>>552929953you illiterate dipshit.he didn't do it, he will.
>>552929869Scone Become Hardtack
I just took a nap and farted like 40 times and all my emotional problems went away. Depression is that easy anons
>>552929953schizophrenia>>552930063>headcanonoff topic. talk about the game.
>>552930073Hardtack is just Biscuit but even less fancy.or Zwieback and exactly as fancy.
Crystal…? Did you say… Crystal…? As in…?
>>552929408>It’s a joke.haha... unless....
>>552928576Wholesome and sweet
I wish I was attractive enough to be called daddy
>>552929804I called him daddy
>>552930243lmao you're just stupid.i think its fair that we get our comeuppance.
>>552930431you can be uncle instead
>>552930287it's military rationsdid you expect it to be fancy
>>552930053Can we please start sanswife posting anons.
fave thinks they may be developing gluten or lactose intolerances but they like bread and milk too much to test going without
I remember the whiteboards usually being more active...
>>552930504Is 25 considered "uncle" status
>>552930593biscuit is literally the same, it just became fancy.zwieback is etymologically the same and is prepared the same as hardtack when you consider AND biscuit if you consider tradition.the bi- prefix is the same as the archaic german "zwie" which became "zwei" in modern german.the -scuito prefix means "backed" much like "back" in german.zwieback AND biscuitto means "twice baked" to drive out moisture and hardtack too is just a very simple dough baked down so hard that it won't spoil - a flavorless hockey puck devoid of flavor that won't spoil so you can feed armies.
>>552930879*attempts and fails to suck in bulging gut full of undone drawing ideas* haha...*uuuurrpppp* you must be imagining things
>>552930879I think magma just replaced it, we've been filling out the magna quite a bit faster compared to previous months. also art begets art. even a few people start drawing less on the whiteboard and switching to the magma will make more people flake off. also people have been calling to attention that they find the magma difficult and different for various reasons and I dont want to to discount that and just say git gud because its like a real problem for people and all i want is more anon art. You can turn the cursors off in settings anons if that helps
I just went for a walk through the snow as the light was getting low and bought some animal cookies and ginger snaps to snack on and I'm feeling pretty cozy right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJEqdto_uGw
>>552930652Only if you guys post hot Frisk so I can pretend to be Frisk's husband.
>>552931334i'm just too nervous to doodle on the magma like i do on the whiteboard because i cant really draw and dont want to take up space on the magma canvasses for a shitty doodle
>>552930879I barely ever used the wb, nowadays I only concern myself with my art program of choice
>>552931383it snowed here too>https://youtu.be/pCF3YY9BwBs?list=RDpCF3YY9BwBsi miss this sense of happiness that i once felt seeing it.
>>552931623We can always make more canvasses, and layers can be moved, resized or backed up and hidden for new ones so don't be afraid.
>>552931527You might have a deal mister
>>552931810i will continue to be afraid
>>552931762I live on the edge of mountains so it's even more dramatic. I'm still happy to see it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrkqBmzJJyA
>>552931810That boy needs therapy (Psychosomatic)That boy needs therapy (Purely psychosomatic)That boy needs therapyLie down on the couch, what does that mean?
>>552932078dont be. i will prot𝖊ct you
>>552932254>only the e made it throughGODDAMNIT
I'm scared of good artists they'll bite my penis off
>>552932208You're a nut!You're crazy in the coconut!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
>>552932014Based.
where’sthe bread
>>552932361
>>552932413inmy ass
>>552932254how do i know can i trust you
>>552932493Yeah, Carlton Banks. That's B-E-A-E-N-K-E-S. No E.
>>552932579Just look at my strong, powerful body anon. Of course I can protect you.
We will be doing a magma call tonight and you will join
>>552932579Im kinda fat and weak and my tummy hurts but I'll also protect you
>>552932413>>552932843>>552932843>>552932843it here
>>552932208
>>552932726i need not protection from physical dangers anon. i need you to protect my soul >>552932892i hope your tummy feels better soon>>552932836i have nothing to talk about
>>552932836sigh. ok. yay
>>552892324>thread for a game about compassion and nonviolence overcoming bigotry and fear>full of raciststry to remember what the game wanted you to take away. try to recapture some of that tenderness, that empathy, that innocence. that's all i can say for some of you
>>552892324Listen I just don't really like Indians all that much, okay
>>552922940You could cause more drama by hating on a not popular but not unpopular thread personality because you could potentially split people's opinions rather than everyone uniting to call you retarded
