Silly geese edition >Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-hotfix-notes-version-1031>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg (embed)>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>552752045
gg dog
gg horse
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>play solo>boss is ed gladius 80% of the fucking timethis shit is the only reason i lose depth juice
a Level 1 kill using a colossal sword without rolling or getting hit against the Dreglord is theoretically possible.
Taker specifically has a ton of input drops like not rolling and long story short i just turned off my ps5 after losing to adel because she fucking flew off in the wrong direction instead of killing it, fix the game ffs
>>552876379wtf i just fought gladius solo too
>>552877070let me guess, it was the new map too
>>552877035>rolling against adel
new exegoat meta>halo scythe + double balancers >starting ash seppuku>sudoku yourself 3 times before the boss>enjoy 60% more damage
>Greatshield+Barricade Shield AoW>Lance/any other pierce weapon>Spear+Curved Sword talismansIt's so cheap in pve but it feels so goodSome boss in the future is going to completely fuck me for trying to block counter, I just know it.
>>552877208it doesn't work against anything, swing and roll and the timing that works for literally everyone else gets you hit, even the fucking training dummy I tested it when i relogged.im so tired of this games bullshit>captcha expired while solving itand your website
>>552867775>(embed)sovl
>>552867775Can you use DLSS in elden rang?I'm using lossless scaling and it works alright. I heard there was a mod to force dlss support.
>Raider earned a point down from our teammatelong time since I saw such hostility in randos, funny
>>552860339What relics boost the cursed sword? Phys attack up and then the relic that makes you take damage? I think +3 Katanas in Inventory Boosts Atk also works because its just a blanket buff
I played like shit in that ed caligo run
second adel attempt went better but the round was a shitshow trying to lead the ironeye on the route only for them to suddenly know the mountain skip, let us die trying to get the dragon after dropping down, I have no more patience for randoms. despite this we somehow turned adel into a bloodstain>>552880191two handed stance break, status buffs (proc before unsheathing the suncatcher), guard counter on hp%, initial attack, stuff like that. they have made it unnessererily awkward to figure out (im not googling it and my auto dictionary is shit, just shut up in advance)
wow adel is really easy
Did all the trans people leave for the gender affriming Discord server?
>>552888525No cutie, we're still here.
On my first time playing SOTEI've bene using finger print shield + stinger build to get me through it but I want to switch it upWhat is a good fun DLC weapon to use? I like the look of Rellana's blades, Rakshasa's Great Katana and Messmer's spear
dead g
>>552890746Try everything, use what you like. It's that simple.
>>552888525I have not joined any discord. I'm busy playing and getting the strap from my roommate.
>>552891316Hot
is nightreign done or is it gonna get more content
>>552890848Sadly true,>>552891421>is nightreign doneI think so.
>>552891421done unless they announce more content.
>>552881825No worries dude, thanks for advice on suncatcher. Appreciate it.
>>552891421for now it's done and so is the general unless new content is announced.Some people may come back for the tarnished edition but I don't see the appeal
all dat for Adel
I forgot how fucking stupid Fallingstar Beast Jaw was even pre balancers, sorry for not coming to the golem I was retarded and just went for the gaol
gg super fast gigadogshad alotta fp that run..
Why the hell did you guys keep going to Cataclysm when you when you knew wed get our asses kicked
for my metaslave exe haloslop build should I run ninvader/heal roar/discount or seppuku/3+ bows
What exactly is the strategy for soloing the demon princes on night 1? Hope for a rot weapon?
Finally, with randoms. No erg troons.
>>552921182>WylderOof, so close. You didn't actually get 9999. Try again.
death knights..... we couldnt burst them down....
>>552921802Ahh yes, should've used Recluse. Or dare I say, even Duchess!
>>552921182Damn. Good shit anon
>>552927319It only counts if you reach it with fair characters like Guardian and Executor.
>>552927319>>552927849This. Every other character is dishonest. Scholar is honest too, if you don't use pots and knives.
>>552914185>>552914185You stay in their balls so their swings miss and play around the inactive demon's attack while fighting the active one. If both of them are active then it's time to play like a little bitch. You should kill the demon in pain first (the one with its eyes covered).
Balancers and the day 2 mohg is filtering my teams ass
This is the most dead the thread has been
>>552934472apparently theres another thread but the OP was retarded and didnt do the subject line right
>>552867775Why did you make this thread when the other one was fine and had activity, tranny. You also forgot to delete (embed)
>>552921182>took xher THIS longb-but no heccin' erg chuds! Niggas is slower than zorban kekaroo!
Local smart anons, tell me how much is this doomed because of the continuous HP loss please. Can I cope with ED Maris or is the relic HP loss roll stronger than the Maris regen and it's over for me?
I’m back into d5 from d4 and let me tell you d4 is fucking harder nobody does fucking damage even the double balancer fags I’m not sure they even know why the setup is good (they never use weapon arts)
q status?
Are these threads even about Elden Ring anymore, or is it just 24/7 Nightreign
What's stopping you from talking about Elden Ring
>>552949384yeah, it's true, but you should also notice that D4 is significantly easier.
>Festival starts when the stars align>one of the ways to make this happen is by talking to blaidd or iji>can't talk to blaidd, because i have to talk to ranni first>cant talk to ranni because i have to open rennas rise first>cant open rennas rise because i have to get the treasure of nokron first>cant get to nokron because i have to beat radahn first>cant get to radahn because the stars have to align first>cant align the stars because i cant talk to blaidd or iji>cant talk to blaidd or iji because i cant talk to ranniWhat in god's name am I missing here? Clearly I've lost the order of things at some point.
Feels so weird to go back to Elden Ring after playing Nightrein for so longI had to stop myself from using Steel Guard many times
okaywe still wonit still counts
does this guy honestly think the voice feminization surgery is fooling anybody,I cant believe he grifted his subs for thousands of dollars just to sound gross. Get this nigga off my youtube suggestions
GG Adel. Those were some nice through and throughs. Also 3BD fast, speedrunning through the map.
>>552965690You have tranny derangement syndrome, not every person that has a lasting injury from a medical condition is trans, this is just hurting yourself in confusion behaviour akin to hounding cissoid women from womens bathroom due to looking dyke/mannish
GG. Thanks for feeding me so many skill damage ups and RoB. Also nice reaction time by everyone, cancelling his silly charge at near same time.
>>552985559
I'm convinced Phys +4 lines are hardcoded to always have unusable curses like All resistance down or Cont. HP loss
>>552986285luck issue
>>552986285i'm kinda gimped below max HP
Halo scythe is a soulful build
>>552986818Missing dormant reapers>>552986389How does this help halo scythe?>>552961174Radahn triggers when you touch altus you retard
Halo scythe has D strength scaling so you should be running both the faith and strength respecs on your Duchess
dead q dead thread wrap it up
Me and my friends just bought this on the Winter sale are there any tips or tricks you wish you knew as a newfag
>>552965690Zullie is not trans
>>552989680No
What if undertaker was a creature
>>552989680When you spawn into map, there will be a small encampment filled with enemies. Always clear this out as there will be a grace nearby. This will allow you to go from level 1-2 which is massive power up. Go to closest Fort / Great church you see after hitting level 2. Kill few enemies here and main boss and you will reach level 3/4. After this either go for healing flasks (yellow churches) or point of interest that has element that the nightlord you'll be fighting is weak to. If you see a boss wandering on map kill it if it's easy one, ignore if it's harder. Easy way to tell is on map easy bosses will be marked gray and harder will be marked with red outline. You do have to get close for map to update. Good luck.
ggs ED libra
>>552992172gg goat had no LLTBT so had to run a bunch of laps but overall went pretty well
>>552992320>>552992172ggs
the nullifiy damage bonus from the balancer relic comes up a lot more than i imagined
is dsg really dead? haven't seen it in a while ;_;
>>552992934Cheater
>>552949258It's over. Even with regen you will go below max hp often, ruining your full HP dmg and negations
>>552949258No you can't
>>552965690It's disgusting and sad. >>552989805>>552983465Coping
big black boobs
>>552993565
>>552993565>>552993727forgot pic
>>552949258thats a straight up brick from level 1 my friend
>>552993942>AI slopYou are straight up just mindless cattle fit for slaughter.
>>552993942>the endinglmaooooo
>>552993942>guardians joining D5 lobbies
>>552993942Terr when xhe finds Trish home
>>552995023
>>552993942post rampage 1 till 63
>>552949258Everdark Augur relic will cancel the health loss and keep full hp dmg/negation active.Hp loss begins when you first pick up the passive and Augur regen begins when you load into the game. If both occur on the same tick then they cancel each other out, that's why picking up the passive during the game won't work with Augur relic unless you have lottery winning luck to time it.HP loss relic begins when you load in so its synced up with Augur relicSo if you want to use this you need to pay the ED Augur tax which isn't so bad really because that's a fantastic relic
>>552995636
>>552992934It happens a lot more and the fp regen on the other one is a lot less impactful then you'd think.Feels like virtually everything counts as a down status so its always active. I think having a status bar built even 1% counts. Its kind of dumb how good it is.
>>552965690Well it worked, many retarded simps are now giving HIM money to play videogames
How come Chinese players always have the best relics?
man I have over 1k hours and I only found out now that I can walk on this ledge
>oh boy, I cleared all the base game content, time to start playing deep of night!>get a guardian and a revenant>alt+f4was I in the wrong
Charge attacks exist and can be used on golems to knock them down
>>552996762No
>>552996867>begin to charge an attack>it starts the frame 1 stomp attack chain thats undodgeable unless you are already moving away
>>552996867I do charged attacks more than normal ones. If your weapon isn't slashing you can kill the stonediggahs in the mines in 1 shot and they are worth as much as a brash shield guy.
>>552996867I can't click-click-click-click-click those they're not making me feel as powerful gao
>fextralife comment section sounds identical to erglol
>>552997417there are cute girls there too?
>>552997417You probably missed the false flag event that had them spamming the fextra comment sections from a year ago.
>>552996319You can go into solo mode right now and see that I'm right
>dragonirian schizo woke upjust lovely
>>552996762Yes because it's D1 and you could solo it easily on any character no matter what your team is
>>552997643whats that?
>>552996867what's next, I can use them on crystalians too?
>>552996762Yes. Idiot gay baby stupid shitter loser.
>>552997683Terr's name on reddit or something like that. He makes posts about it to see if the anons that know are posting, then he gets mad when they show they are present. Imagine punching yourself in the face then getting upset, its pretty much that. Don't dox yourself on 4chan.
Bird Only retardNow that I'm in depths 4/5, there is a 75% correlation between winning and me getting a weapon, any weapon, with Dogstep. Far more important than literally any weapon drops I may have gotten are the simple questions->Can you dodge further than a Libra explosive rune?>Do you have a source of iframes that lasts longer than [unblockable AoE #403] that will instantly kill you in depth 4-5?
yep just keep replying to yourself you look very normal
Woah some players are so lucky!
>>552996762>weakest player leaves and takes the rating hit so the other two can have an easier timeNever in the wrong
>>552997942dont even non-quote reply to it, or it will samefag harder
>>552997683
>>552997942what is it about 4chan that drives these schizos here? anonymity I guess
>>552998141Huge wave of people came to 4chan over the years that hate 4chan. They all act the same.
>>552996759>I have over 1k hoursgrim
Queue? I dont want to play with randoms
>>552999183hmmm....nyo...
>do taker remembrance page 5>both randos die to invader camp at level 2 and quit>wylder comes back and quits again trying to avoid ragequit penalties (i reported you both don't worry)>waste of half an hour>fuck it ill do it myself>solo>can't even make it to the marker from south spawn, die>try again>same shit>fourth attempt>stand directly on the marker, nothing here>half hp castle>die in one hit>fucking google it>its on the third floor up the rafters in a place no one would ever search ever>fucking cool dlc>5th attempt spawn north fly straight there, die, spiritspring to a better route, find the third floor the guide mentioned>save schollar>spend 10 more minutes fucking around because why not, that seems to be the whole game>rememberance cleared>decide that pissed me off but I can do ONE round today>need everdark coin>haven't used recluse in a bit>ED augur>another recluse ffs, pick executor>whole round goes well>get to phase 2>im the only one doing storm ruler like they've never seen this before>dieim starting to actually fucking hate this game, im not having fun anymore doesn't even cover it, i feel like im doing work to ATTEMPT to win and it just pisses me off. i probably won't be playing for much longer.>yet more captcha bullshitfuck you
>>552997898>Can you dodge further than a Libra explosive rune?Learn the timing and just dodge it instead it's a pretty easy ability to dodge even with Guardian's dodge>Do you have a source of iframes that lasts longer than [unblockable AoE #403] that will instantly kill you in depth 4-5?>Unblockable aoeWhat attacks do you mean? Blocking Adel is suicide sure but he's giga easy to dodge
>>552999357My nigga that's crazy but iiiiiiiiiiii don't remember asking
>>552999357Run to the spirit spring outside the window and go in lol.
I want to live in a depressing cyberpunk city
>>552997531>false flagthe only false flag here is the trans flag
>>552999492its called venting and I don't need your fucking permission discord troll fags. you still owe me a monitor, fuck you.im not doing this new captcha shit have fun trying to track me without 4chan feds.
>>552998141>anonymityIt's partly this and mostly because gook moot doesn't make his mods actually moderate this site.Other chans got a massive influx of posters during those 2 weeks 4chan died and schizos were easily identified and banned while being publicly humiliated.On 4chan they literally never get banned so every single general on every board has at least 1 dedicated schizo using it as his hunting ground unless it's a brand new general for a new game/series
>>552999357>complaining about captcha >esl>blogging>ex on maris outside of DoNYou need to delete this ASAP
>>552999357>He thinks reporting does anything
>>552999639Isle of Man is up there too. I think those lads were just having a giggle though.
>>552999893You won't be paired up with people you report. Its an easy way to get someone out of your game for the rest of time.
>>552999657You are a sad rape victim
>>552999893I report every hacker always.
ggs maris
ggs maris going lv1 forge invader camp is some crazy work lmao
>>553000464>>553000398>Okay we'll just lure them out>...>Any second now>Nope, gotta go inAnd so the circus began, but still somehow worked out, GG
>>553000464>>553000601Stop going to areas at level 1 you dumb fuck
>>552998141This >>552999742
>>553000601gomen gomen brain turned off and i just ran straight in from the grace
>>553000464the one's in castle forges are at the entrance but I still have no idea where they spawn in the village forges
>>553000740Their spawns are fucking weird, sometimes it's in the middle of the village, sometimes at the entrance, sometimes if you go to the merchant they'll spawn near there, it's completely inconsistent
>>553000715alright I'm fucking convinced, we need IDs
>>552999657Don't let them get to you. Bathe in the catharsis that you are capable of going outside. Meanwhile, they hide in fear of being killed for the crime of choosing to be trans.
>>552999657I don’t understand how you people are struggling with new captcha.
>>553000875Probably testing variations out because the stand at the edge of the poi thing isn't how they want people to engage with the content. Search your heart, you know that fishing the invaders out and retreating so you can deal with them in a gank is a pussy way to handle the content. We all know why we do it, but we also all know its cucked.
>>553001372apparently you have to do like 6 puzzles with 5 choices every time on mobile, and some "people" are consoloids who interact with the internet through their phone
>>553001372They're not people
>>553001372The anons that struggle with it are dangerously stupid that's all there is to it. I mean look at his intial post, that already gives off massive "this guy is fucking retarded" vibes so struggling with the capcha is just the confirmation of his stupidity
>>553001372The fact that you call them people shows your lack of understanding
>>553001372People that do proxyshit have to do way more because 4chan sees them as a new user every time. If you see someone crying about the captcha you are seeing someone self report on their IP hopping.
>>553001372Most young people nowadays don't read, why do you think shorts and tiktoks are so popular
>>553001737You don't need to know how to read to solve a 1 of these things is not like the others puzzles. They work because you don't need to have a language base to solve it.
>>553001737>Most young peopleIt's mostly just an urban America problem
>>553001498>>553001659Still. It’s literally less than a second for me each one.>find the star>find the dice that rolled a twoEven understanding they get more, it’s so fast I don’t have any idea how this could be slower than any previous captcha.
>>553002620Shitposters use autosolvers and some of them get salty when their mod isn't updated yet.
>>552993565>>552993727>>552993776>>552993880All for Wylder
GG Hotdogs. Going all in on ranged damage like that while having no melee backup or negation scares me.
>>553003096>>553003104gg hotdog didn't find any viable seals but at least that erdtree bow with enchanted shot was ok
>>553001498No obsessed retard you have to do that regardless of which you use until your cookies regenerate >>553002620>>553001372After getting used to it I have to say that it definitely shouldn’t be causing anyone any trouble but having to cycle through all the slides and making sure you choose the correct one is definitely more time consuming than the old one.
Why did they lock so many relics behind the dreglord and now there's no reason to use them because you never play regular mode once you've beaten the dreglord
>>553003381Dreglord gets you 1 relic
>>553003553No he gets you a whole bunch of relics on the collectors signboard which you'll never use because you beat him already
I miss the steamdb schizos that tried their hardest to predict patches
>>553003553he means the faux depth relics with the character respecs and whatnot
>>553003654>>553003683oh. Those are for getting the respec guaranteed. You'll quickly learn that they suck and you should find a real deep relic with the line on it. Almost every character generically benefits from their respecs so you'll start using them more often as you see how good they are. Giving you shitty ones on non-deeps is just to entice you into trying it since the playerbase is peak retarded and only does 1 thing.
>>553001498>implying I'm going to browse 4chan on a work computer>implying I want to talk to my new coworkers after the mass layoffs replaced everyone I've known for years with cheap immigrants >console wars in the year 2026>knowing what the phone captcha is, implying that you either a) phoneposted (cringe) b) have friends that come here too and talk with them about it (yuck) or c) are here so often that you saw another anon complain about it (lonely)>also I look exactly like your mom or dad (whichever one gave you the trauma)
wow I got more full hp negation in that one game than my past 5 games combined
>>553003895Isn't the less vigor respec pretty bad
>>553004179the one from raider and executor are good
>>553004179I'd say so as an absolute rule, but I'm not talking about those. Each character gets 2 respecs - 1 makes them a better fighter, 1 changes them from melee to magic. Reduced vigor is linked with added dex, the strong guys get vigor and the fast guys get less vigor. Cutting into your vigor stat is something you do if you are a progamer.
Dps respec guardian is the biggest bait there isYou should just be an HP sponge
>>553004690And what is the point of being an HP sponge in a time based game?
>>553004927You still think there's a timer in the night end and nightlord fights?How long have you thought this?
>>553004690>playing birdjeet at all
>>553005089Oh ok you were ragebaiting my bad
>>553002837I wish I was Wylder
>>553005268I'm being serious. We all play guardian and beat the boss at level 15 and you still think there's a timer in the boss fights somehow. How long have you thought this?
Bro. The parry strat does not work in multiplayer, all that did was let them stack up on us.
what do you even do when the balancer worm jumps right on top of your head? dodging doesn't work, blocking doesn't work, it's so bullshit
>>553005476If that happens my strat is to put down my controller and wait to be revived.
>>553005476i mean, you can block it sometimes but you can get unlucky on the followup flop
>>553005476Move out of the way since its a huge jump that you see coming from space.
>>553005476Theoretically it should never jump on top of you because you should be sprinting away from it at all times, but honestly just try and jump the shockwave and pray that you cleared enough distance so that the worm itself doesn't collide with you.
popped by mace harmonia award, sorry..>>553005437i was kinda panicking the entire phase 2 mb :(ill keep that in mind for next time
>Need to reduce my vigor to use fistsHow do I avoid getting one shot, also I feel like the fists aren't that good for damage, just stance damage
>>553005879Press l1 when using the fists.
pay2lose
>>553005846I mean in theory I think if you had aggro on guard you could maybe pull off the parry strat because you could force them to only look at you, but yeah, the randomization of aggro just dumpsters the strat instantly unless you're the last one up.
>>552997898Why the fuck would you play Guardian in Depths 4-5?Like if you are forced to dodge most of attacks like a duchess instead of blocking like you are supposed as birb, why play?Do you enjoy the suffering?
>>553005879Fists are good for damage because they instantly ramp up Glass Necklace to full on two charge attacks
>>553006285>Why the fuck would you play Guardian in Depths 4-5?A few anons main him and always have.
>>553006396I get that, I also main birb, and that's why I ask because I never see myself playing DoN 4-5 where I need to dodge almost everything to surviveWhat's the appeal on that? I get people like to play as birb, but NOT playing it like this
>>553005942You mean R1 spam?>>553006318I see, but do they have to be fully charged or two consecutive r2s? I'm trying in the training grounds and one r2 seems to activate the buff anyway but since this game is so fucking obscure with buffs I don't know the timing to stack the damage
>>553007117No. If you press l1 when using fists you won't take any damage. Might be an exploit I only ever see guardians doing the same thing where they take 0 damage from attacks.
>>553003236>>553004137triggered phonecels
gg mystery cold dogwas fun memeing with the SSGS
>>553007105Other people picked up on guardian's terrible dodge and realized they can use surge sprint instead. Try it out you might like the results. If you play bird then you know what types of attacks his dodge folds to already.
>>553005334We all do buddy>>553007225You lost stop crying
>bought the game>thought recluse was strong, and the ONLY spellcaster, all others must be irrelevant>thought she generated infinite FP (she only does this if you like doing dogshit DPS or obsessing over finding holy residue and spell duration)>thought ironeye was strong, staying at range and doing constant damage with big bursts if you maintain your mark is very good>his marking ability is also an amazing dodge tool for breaking the boss' ankles>didn't think too much of duchess>finally get duchess kind of sort of set up right, not even very well, just some nice relics>finally start playing her as a caster>I immediately feel like I'm carrying all of my matches>I no longer see a reason to play ironeye or recluse when duchess has literally all of the things I enjoy on themoh, this may have ruined nightrein for me, I don't think I can play another character now
>>553007632All recluse players are retarded what’s new
>>552992978Thankfully yes
>>553005476play executor
>>553007819chad
>>553007361>and realized they can use surge sprint instead.That's what I literally have been doing this whole time since I started playing Guardian, like for example I surge spriint Libra's ground sigil explosion, I almost never dodge because of itBut still, not being able to block renders Guardian's reason to be played almost moot, not being able to block, which is why I ask this
>>553007819>play mid-tier jobber No
>>553007974You don't know how to block with guardian?
>>553007819wyldjeets in shambles
>>553005476Wylder hook out of the way, Ironeye dash x2, 2hand shield and block
>>553007332Shut up fag stop saying cold dogs
>>553007632I’m looking forward to you becoming a Duchess main and seeing all your future posts about how she’s better at everything why play other characters like every other Duchess main has done before you. Truly the most insufferable playerbase.
>>553008315>blockingMaybe the bird can do it but that worm rush seems to be a multihit, I blocked it with a shitty weapon before and got shit on
>>553008090Bah, forget I asked anything.
>>553008408do you have an alternate phrase you'd prefer?Perhaps room-temperature dogs? lukewarm-dogs? mild-dog?
>>553008704cool dogs
>>553008598I believe in you big dog
>>553008979cool as in temperature or as in the boss is wicked cool man
>>553008704einx3
>>553009293Thanks I guess
Imho the meta can be whatever, ehat's more important is to enjoy the co-op aspect of it all. It's very lonely (albeit calm) in the base ER afterall*As long as you don't troll
>>553009312yeah yeah
ggs heolstor
GG Night aspect m8ies
>>553009293carried by your teammates award
>>553009595gg, no carian slicer :(
>>553008704corn dogs
>>553007632welcome to the club, I giga fluked this when ED Libra first came out and I was just wondering how the fuck I'm alive and why bother playing another character when I can mash dodge to become unkillable
>>553009842Cheater
new jee droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxG0_iu80Tw
>>553007819>play worse scholarwhy
do you think they'll ever rework the relic system with some>spend absurd amount of resources to transfer this effect to another relic, with a chance to destroy the relic, among other sociopathic yellow man skinnerbox inventionsor do you think the asian mind prioritizes player retention and player metrics over empathy for the people they're subjecting to an infinite grind hell of their own creation>just cheatmaybe later, when it begins to feel hopeless
>>553010794No.
>>553010794I'm starting to lose hope for future support for this game, chainsaw Executors are becoming more and more common, they haven't touched DON, they haven't added more weapons and Japs legitimately love gacha so the relic system is here to stay, it's kinda crazy how there hasn't been any huge post DLC patches yet
>>553010794They won't change it. They said in a recent (I think, might be wrong there maybe it's old) interview that they are super happy with the relic system. They were asked if they will remove the color restriction to allow more build and responded "KEK no, it's there because limitation is more fun".
>>553011294I'm concerned too
>>553011294>>553010794Pretty much>>553008704Reddit humor
gg smol balancers, forgot to ping but i had a wendy c:nine...
>>553010136>Mega overleveled phantom spamming all the cheese>Flame strike invader>Terrible fucking open world map>Switches to thrusting sword + greatbow halfway through>Using giga limited items that to this day can't be bought by honest players>PvErs start using bone bow>Fast forward a bit, some faggot with varre mask is pointing down after winning a 3v1Who the fuck still enjoys playing, let alone watching this, it's so fucking miserable
Webm posters, how do you make them so quickly?
>>553011752I had no negation and the third player was running LLTBT. Do the math.
>>553011806The goyim that's who
>>553011359
>>553011947Ask chatgpt
>>553011947have ffmpeg lines pre-cooked
>thought depth 0 would be a cakewalk because the only people who can even queue for it must have at least beaten the base game content>it's actually just the same exact shitters who made the base game content such a slogI'm not getting out until I'm a hard carry, and I'm okay with that
>>553012621Just do it solo
>character select>there's two executors>I'm already considering backing out>one of them backs out because he wants to be the only executor
>>553012621Its easier solo up to D3Good luck after thatt. also a shitter
>>553011947shadowplay (instant replay)any easy to use video editor (I use filmora with the basic licence) to cut the interesting partwebmConverter (limit to 4mo, resize to 720p if necessary)https://argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/The whole process takes 2 to 3 minutes.
>>553011752>>553011806>>553012136>>553011970Cute + true
>>553011947Steam recording for raw footageWebm for lazy's to convert to a 4mb webmsimple as
that was actually insane i'm sorry
>>553014263partially my fault too, was low on shards and was trying to conserve them
that was such an unlucky run in every way, everything that could have gone wrong did go wrong
>>553014396true that lmao
>Get demoted to D3>Carry a run against Balancers, feel like a God>Immediately get BTFO in D4 againI'm going to fucking lose it
>>553014675It's time to play with ergies
I hate this game sometimes
>>553014850To be honest I'm probably very bad too
>>553014263>>553014385>>553014396What happened sisters... let it all out.
>>553003895>You'll quickly learn that they suckBut they don't
>>553014898shitter lobby
>>5530155262 +3 stat lines do absolutely nothing right?
>>553008315>>553008554>BlockingThe worm very frequently just dead angles you and hits you regardlessExecutor deflect is the only reliable block because it knocks you back and he has iframes while backflippingThe strat is to constantly run away, if the worm is coming at you from a distance surge sprint to the side and you should just barely make it out of the charge
>get balancers invasion>get ganked twice by the six trillion goatsI really shouldn't have underestimated them but the fucking roll goes on forever
Why does literally every random retard I queue with pick undertaker?
What happens if the whole lobby is fellow shitters trying to get carried through D4? Do we just all die?
Does ice count as a type of affinity damage or is it just ailment damage?
>>553015830That poi is demonic. It's the only one that I would just run to a teammate's and regroup for.
>>553010794They stuck with this garbage since Bloodborne, so I don't think so. People will eventually just CE what they want anyway, and it will be quietly accepted just like it was with Bb and Souls PvP. The Karens that are most vocal about it won't be playing the game at that point anyway. >>553011303No source = didn't happen
>>553015935You hope one of the other shitters is a haloslop shitter, then all you do is survive and feed them shards.
>>553015935if you look like that anime character in your gif then i'll carry you to D5 9999
>>553015891as a random retard, I like smashing the purple dopamine button
>>553015969its magic damage
>>553015969frostbite is ailment damageice attacks from caligo are probably physical/magic split damage
good morning erg!!
>>553017019I hate you I hate you so much just drop dead
>>553017019good morning ryaposter
>>553015830Just buy a bunch of bombs from the merchant there and kill her from the rooftops.
>>553016597Took me way too long to realize frost was an ailment since it is linked to magic damage. After finding out I started taking resist up gachas in boss crystals and can grug the fight with anyone.
>>553015739Not really, the lines that give +3 vigor is +60hp which is hugeCaster Wylder really likes the +3 int/fth when his stats are already small there despite the respec but admittedly this one is kinda badFaith Guardian and Int Raider get +3fth/int and +3 mind which helps their fp bar and the respec being on a regular relic is big value because deep relics are very important for casters and with gaol meta dying they can run invader + whatever as their third regularArc Raider with that relic loses 20 hp instead of 80 and has more arcane than ExecutorExecutor's health respec gives him 160 hp instead of 100 hpExecutor's arc respec gives him 12 arc instead of 9, 3 arc makes a difference and the extra dex on this relic makes this better in regular relic slot than +2 physical dmg relics which is nice if you're not going 2x balancer skill slopDuchess gains 120hp instead of 60hp Recluse's int/fth increase is nice to replace a gaol relic because this respec is a 11% increase to her sorceries, if you already have it with +2 affinity/+2 sorc on a deep relic then sure it doesn't matter but having it on a regular relic is very niceStr Ironeye gains another 60 hpDex Undertaker only loses 40hp with this relic on instead of losing 100hpSure if you're a long time player and have used 10m+ murk on the shop you probably have better but these relics are genuinely pretty good.
>>553017625>Caster Wylder really likes the +3 int/fth when his stats are already small there despite the respec but admittedly this one is kinda badMakes the purple greatswords amazing. His collector respec relic is actually pretty good.
>>553017091>>553017053I hope your day gives you something nice to smile about and that you can have a meal that you really love today!
I'm tempted to reinstall base Elden Ring but I know I'll get bored after like 2 hours, it somehow feels more archaic than Dark Souls
Just 15-barred to normal Adel bros
>>553017861my day will be shit but thanks anyways
>>553018151Unlucky
>>553015526Compared to a real deep relic with the passive and other lines they are bad by comparison. The respecs are good in general, but the ones you can buy after beating dreggy are lower tier options compared to the rolled optioned. The flipside is they are guaranteed to be in your shop so you don't have to roll.They are quite literally designed for the shop to be as inoffensive as possible so people will try them since almost no one used respecs. >I-I used themBut no one else did and the game was sort of designed around them being used in high depths.
>>553017019hey rya anon
>>553018258>>553017625>Look dude they're bad check out these relics I got after rolling 10 million murkThey're not bad relics
>>553017625arcane ironeye is also really solid
I've vanquished Fulghor, Tricephalos, and Gnoster, now who? Caligo? Libra?
>>552990295Cute and sexy!>>552989805>>552983465Low effort and gay
>>553018409Compared to a real one they are. You'll understand why when you get a deep relic with the respec and can free up one of your non-deep slots.It makes a huge difference freeing up the non-deep slots since only boss relics can go there. In a meta where 1 or 2 (god forbid) of those 3 slots are already pre-determined by metafaggotry that last slot matters and having it be your respec relic is bad compared to it being on the deep half. Do you even play this game?
>>553009681Stocking sex
>>553018409They are training wheels for a bicycle with the bicycle being the depth relic. Training wheels aren't bad, but they make for a bad bicycle. The training wheels still serve a function in the system - training people that don't know how to use a bike. Once you know how to ride the bike you take the training wheels off.
>>552994981Can you give me the source for this or post it as a gif pls? :3
>>553017019>>553017861Good morning cutie let’s make love!
>Lab Dreglord in the practice tool for an hour>Next match no-hit it.This shit is overpowered as fuck.
>the recluse decides we need to open an evergaol>the recluse decides we should take the fight with the death rite bird that popped out of it>the party dies and loses their runes to the rain>the recluse leaves
>>553019305>get to dreglord naturally>his fight is actually easy as shit with very telegraphed movesBoth balancers and dreg were too easy, even ED balancers was easy. The dlc cucked out on the difficulty hard.
I hate swampsI hate swampsI hate swampsI hate swampsI hate swampsI hate swampsI hate swamps
>>553019429This but with a chinese revenant that only spammed beast claw the entire run
not only did the game pity us with a baby adel, it also turned the red bell bearer from last game to a normal one. 2 insane games back to back and there was also a slicer now my friend holy lmao... ggs gang
>>553019429Running away yourself and triple pinging the ground as you run gets the team to bail on anything. Its like a dog whistle that forces compulsion.Try it out next time an oldmetafag tries ruining your game next time.
>>553019429Why didn't you ping something else
gg smooth adel spear revenant wasn't as good as i was hoping, forgot that the skill of the DRS is probably all magic, probably will need to switch to affinity instead of physicalDont worry erg, i'll only try these meme builds on free bosses like adel
>>553019578You WILL go into the invader swamp at level 2
>>553018118Because it is. Very directionless and lame in the beginning hours.
>>553018654I've climbed 0-10k 4 times.You're being silly and saying only the literal best (double balancer glass necklace) are good relics and everything else is useless which is wrong, you know that's wrong.Do YOU even play this game or are you just one of those shitposters who hasn't even touched Nightreign?>>553018946>Using the respec relics creates bad habits and makes you a bad playerWhat the fuck
>>553020028weird botpost
>>553019429Death Rite bird is a joke boss though desu. It's only attack that can kill someone with the roll button mapped is maybe the spear rain and the explosion fire if you don't know the cardinal directions trick.
>>553020110Oh so you are just the shitposter, figures.
>>553020128we were level 2
>>553020110He might not play depths mode and doesn't understand the arguments.
>appeal to authority
>>553020128kind of annoying when she does the spear attack and jumps back onto a ledge
>>553020385>She*Neuron activation*
>>553020128>it's easy just avoid everythingok now how about the time sink it takes to do that when you could go back later with a holy weapon to melt it. it's a dumb call especially for a recluse doing magic damage at the beginning of the game.
>>553020110you lost terr>>553015935bocchi sex
>>553008450I would neverbecause there's at least an argument for undertaker, but aside from that yeah pretty much
>>553020643You didn't know? All the deathrite birds are pretty close to hens skeleton wise while the twinbird of death has a decidedly COCK imagery. If the god is their king they were his wives in a weird way.
>>553020858Wylder is a better melee than Undertaker, she doesn't even feel complete without that neckless.
>>553020906Do all the geezers permanently trapped in their wings have to watch?
>>553021151How did you think cuckoo knights were made?
>>553020362>How I look right before I get pinned down and ravaged by the boy I've been annoying for 3 hours
>>553021230can you please go to /soc/ or /lgbt/ for this shit
>>553021136>gap closing tool with utility>passive and ult that synergizes with staying up close and aggressive>high HP, stamina, and Dex. not just strHe's the only melee character that feels complete
At least put your game on a SSD if you're gonna dodge this much you clown.
>>553021771lmao
>>553021136She's a better guardian than guardian.
>>553021771Name please
>>553021230Imagine if you will, the balding 30 year old who wrote this shit and how his parents look at him
>>553021136Wylder is by far the best melee character. Undertaker is super fun, but mediocre.
>>552997532you're literally wrong but ok
>>553020906I think it's weird how the community narrowed in on this one item and don't think about connecting the visual motif to the sword of night and flame or the burial watchdogs.
>>553022024If you learn to only be aggressive when you have confluence up she gets really good. Not wylder good but no one can do that. Quickstepping into r1/2 is fun af.
>>553021895>Better than the worst character in the gamewew lad what a surprise.
I'm under 20 years old but I never told him that
>>553021904terr
>>553022024NOOO MY WIFE IS VERY GOOD ACTUALLY
>>553022141The whole twinbird stuff is intentionally confusing for a lore reveal. A lot of people still have a hard time understanding how its all linked. You sort of have to have your own knowledge base on primitive cultures and burial rituals to even begin to understand what the game is trying to depict. A lot of the lore in ER/NR requires you to have an education in its topics to make heads or tails of it. People get so caught up in the dynamic of what the erdtree is doing in burials and it makes them not realize that it is a huge change from what came before. They don't understand any of the implications of said change, only that a change happened.
>>552997532ok nvm you're right oops
>>553021895Didnt know she could use Steel Guard
>>553022606Everyone can dodge bro.
>>553022156>>553022258That's exactly what I mean. She's carried by her passive, her skill and her necklace. Her ultimate is okay, but it's mostly that it can be spammed. Her dormant is bad, her stats are bad and her chalices are bad. Wylder has a super good passive, skill, ultimate, good stats, chalice, dormant and he has his earring. He's the perfect melee character. I think she's more fun though. Ult spam and her skill are so satisfying.
>>553022807Wylder's chalices are lowkey mid fr doe. He cant do double balancer necklace and his deep colorless cant use either balancer necklace
>>553022807>She's carried by her passive, her skill and her necklaceweird how you expanded your argument to include other things based on the replies. You started with >she doesn't even feel complete without that neckless.And I said her confluence is good so you added that to your argument. Its mealy mouthed shit.
>>553019578Same if there's an invader swamp that shit's for day 2 t b h
it just sucks that taker is best when there's 3 of herwish she had wylder stats cos her stuff is fun and I don't use miracles
>>553017019Good morning.
>>553022954He doesn't need necklace, his earring is better for him. >>553022990>she doesn't even feel complete without that neckless.That wasn't me faggot.
>>553022954it's just so fucking easy to identify non-wylder faggots. no you would not even want to run double balancer necklace no matter what because of the earring or at least a flame carpet
>>553023036Make a berserker build for her using all the stuff to reduce character skill and ult. Its a really fun build. >>553023151My bad, taking up his argument confused me. Starting with "That's exactly what I mean" makes it sound like you are the anon originally. You probably are.
>>553023274double balancer fags don't play the game. They keep bringing up stuff that makes no sense or can't be done. One of these chucklefucks told me to just use a RGB chalice and I replied that only 4 of them have one.These niggas either don't play or play with wikis and cheats and don't actually 'play' the game. They don't know basic shit like what color combos the characters have.
Doesn't get better than this
>>553022024>>553022156At the time when all we knew about her was 'attacker' and 'auto-dodge' I got the impression she was going to be OP but she ended up being underwhelming.
>>553023151He doesn't need necklace but he is easily the best user for it because of each grapple useage counting as 2.5 hits
I need to get better at fighting the Balancers. I need to learn how to squeeze every opening possible.
>>553023471>>553023274i have a 124 game winstreak with wylder. you dont play the game
>>553023565ult sucks without extra fire thougheverbeit
>>553023565kek based. thats my setup for augur. either you go in with thunderbolt and base augur is even more free than usual or your stormruler shots hit for huge damage
>>553023696
>>553023565Earring is better
>>552983465>>552989805just look up wendlers glottoplasty on youtube. That is exactly how zullie sounds
>>553023585People that play undertaker literally never use the autododge because it messes up what you were already doing. If I do it its because I tried doing my skill then ult too fast.I'm doing this build right now and it is fun. Fun is all I care about in the game.
>>553023696None of this translates to the actual hard mode (3 player) 3bar negru.
>>553023763It just reverts your ult back into a tool that's only for staggers and emergency aoe shots. its not like the fire carpet does much for damage in d5. its only good for revives.
>>553023828>just parry bro! i swear it works and the game isn't a janky mess that will give you phantom parries half the time!
>>553023882it's good when you need a revive
>shiteazu negro when he has to actually play the game instead of sitting in boss practice mode all day
>>553023585I only tried to use the autododge once to try to save a depth run while reviving my teammates and it didn't work because the balancer kept giga ganking also it keeps fucking activating by accident when I'm using star fists, I hate it
>>553023917Our sisters in D5 floorhug a ton so they value a wylder that can res them from 3bar.Doesn't happen to other people, outside this hellhole the fire carpet isn't seen as good. Its only seen as good here because our sisters 3bar constantly.
>>553023828That's fucking gay and dog and you know it. I want to feel the beauty, the sublime, the thrill of the hunt, to dance with the boss and to be the fight.
>>553024129you don't play this game
>>553024123you don't play the game
>>553024061Have you tried it? its worst there. Your autododge will interrupt you trying to pick the person up. You can queue dodge and r1 to simulate infinite autododges and it works better.
>it's another episode of wyldjeets deluding themselves into thinking they are hard carrying every runBe quiet babies, let dady duchess carry your sorry asses.
>go for a backstab>don't get the backstab but still stuck in the slow startup animationi fucking hate this shit
>>553024012thank you ishizaki
>>553024123Dangerously true. >>553024315You seem upset
>>553024061Confluence already makes it so you don't get hit unless you want to. I'd unironically rather pop confluence and 2 bar you then pop the ult and get the last bar and damage the boss a bunch instead of failing to res anyone because auto-dodge takes priority.
>>553024554you don't play the game
>>553024343>DPSlut acting bratty againYou do the damage I do the clutching, that's how it works kitten.
>>553024256Gayest fucking post ITT, not even the Noxtroon was this fucking gay
>>553024418Valid crashout that shit is infuriating.
>>553024123kek true, he's probably our biggest fraud here
>>553024740Kys nigga, dodging 10 attacks at once and tiptoeing around 7 enemies is infinitely more fun than parrying.
>>553024634>shitter is upsetkino
>>553024858ydptg
>>553022090I'm getting real tired of you retards being so confidently wrong in this thread about shit you can easily test.
>>553024960>>553022521
>>553024554I fucking hate these gank bossesWhy are they so fucking aggressive like fuck off
>>553024960thats what you neets are here for
I just got the game. Is normal matchmaking still active at all or should I refund it?
Could the relics AT LEAST give the bonuses to the same weapon type.>FP restoration with heavy thrusting swords>Increased damage with 3+ straight swordsGee. R3.
>>553024960I was so mad at them but could not reply because I was at work and the ip was blocked.I've stopped counting the number of times we had to tell these tourists how ED maris and continuous hp loss relic curse interact.
>>553022715Cool, that's not blocking
>>553025261Still active. The game has like 5 million players bruv.
>>553025261with randoms? yeah with erg? no but if you ask theres usually someone who will queue up
>Stamina/FP restoration on hit works on halo scythe projectileskek
>>553025370Neither is steel guard. You press dodge to use it. Every other character skill is a different button and L2, but guardian's is dodge.
>>553025261It's active and full of giga shitters. Have fun anon.If you are stuck you can ask people here for duo or trio.
>>553024960Not him but what's going on when full HP negation is proc'ing on and off? I take it it's a continuous HP loss passive that has more than -1 HP a sec, cucking Full HP Negation?
>>553024256>>553024914We have a bunch of cocksucking trannies in this thread and your posts were gayer than all of them
>>553025510why wouldn't it? it works with rain of arrows
>>553025510It works with dragonfire bro, it works with everything.
>>553025370Every character can do that, too don't worry.
>>553024960>>553025343It's still not worth wasting a relic slot over
>>553025582The relic and weapon hp loss debuffs work at different rates. some with recovery
>>553025582>>552995636
>>553025735Why?
>>553025551Steel Guard IS blocking what the hell are you on aboutAlso you shouldnt be really dodging as Guardian, it's either block or surge sprint
>>553025582different tick rates that get normalized into 1 rate, same as damage output that happens in a fast enough timeframe.
>>553025904ydptg
>>553025582"Continuous HP regen" from ED maris completely negates one "continuous HP loss" from a deep relic. So you can use full HP attack power/negation without any downtime.It does not work for weapon curses.>>553025760It totally does for relics like pic related but that's just my opinion.
>>5530257511 or 2 hits until you get guard broken and die, Guardian can block a lot of attacks and reciprocate afterwardsI'm not saying Guardian is good, I'm just saying calling Undertaker a better Guardian is pretty fucking dumb
>>553025551thats not his character skill whirlwind is his character skill
Why does Behrnal want to kill the Erdtree?
>>553025860Because the passives say they give you FP/Stamina on hits and you hit things with the spell. For rain of arrows you hit them with the arrows.
>>553026036Speak English
>>553026084>near death reduces hpaw hell nah
>>553026282you dont play the game
>>553026213Became blackpilled by his own failures and then his maiden left him which proves his failures were manifest.
>>553026298Yeah stop reminding me :(
you can be mice
dormant daggers is so fucking dogshit
boss practice is cheating
>>553025904Dodging attacks without using iframes is transphobic and you should feel bad.
>>553026374Cute, try again.
>>553026661He's not looking for you he's looking for the ps4 anon.
>>553026567>you should feel bad.Never.
>>553026661ydptg
>>553026085Yeah, I wasn't the one saying that, but pretty much any character with Wylder stamina and above is a better Guardian because they can choose what to block and roll, and Guardian doesn't really have that luxury. I can also just get a greatshield, and some improved guarding passives or 2-hand to block, and boom, non-janky turtle options. Guardinas; blocking is also dogshit at D5 without +2 shield and building around it, not even factoring in chip damage.
>>553026979chip damage turns on your best damage negation passive.
I can safely say Callisto is the hardest boss in the game to full roster clear with. Some characters are just too incompatible to deal with this constantly running and big dick aoe damage mofo
>>553027080>just get good relics and exodia passives brokek
>>553026423Are you projecting? Why did your maiden leave you? Behrnal actually just wants to carry on his brother's will and sees the golden order as an oppressive force and never mentions a maiden.>O Greater Will, hear my voice. I am the recusant Bernahl, inheritor of my brother's will, and you will fall to my blade.>We refuse to become your pawns. Consider this fair warning.
>>553027276Pretty sure increased poise and negation on knockback comes on a bunch of his shop relics.
>>553027253who's callisto
>>553027280So he got blackpilled then his maiden left him?
>>553027280Technically, he is yes because the Tarnished is maidenless and the start, and that corpse in the opening area is properly our Finger Maiden who ack'd herself.>>553027508Caliisto Protocol
>>553026213Maiden burned herself and he couldn't keep going. He respects you for being able to, but works for the Volcano Manor to overthrow the GW Erdtree and kill Maliketh, for revenge probably.Weird fella.
i can't for the life of me dodge the hodor nuke, shit feels impossoble to dodge
>>553027253>Radius>Abel >Gnocci>Martin>Library >Footlong>Callisto>Hollister >Harmonica >Strategy Guide >>553027508I assume anon meant Caligo, but now I want to call them all by wrong names.
>>553026751>he's looking for the ps4 anon.Who?
>>553027570Yeah
>>553027280> mentions a maidenHis armor literally mentions his maiden>this armor befits a champion worthy of becoming a lord. And that is what Bernahl was.Until his maiden threw herself into the fire.
so the Adel raid from the DLC trailer was just a big lie?
nt chlamydia
>>553026979I hate how this is truth
>>553027759ps4 anon. If you notice the timing on the ydptg posts with the guardian memes you know whats going on.
>>553028129#ilovevagueposting
>>553028129Ah. Kinda idiotic but okay.This thread is nothing but shitposters it seems.
>>553028332Nothing is vague about that post.
>>553025571The Souls multiplayer experience is all about playing with shitters, so I'm not concerned about that part.
>>553028332We talked about this topic yesterday bro. Anons were making fun of terr via this exact issue earlier today. Its only vague to you when you pretend it is.
>>553028368>This thread is nothing but shitposters it seemsthats all generals really
>>553028709True enough
>>553028670>>553028412>>553028129dragonirian schizo why are you like thisdon't you have a job or something
>>553028859>dragonirianwhat is that?
>troonie the troon
>>553028859dont reply to it
>>553028942He didn't mean to post that. We call him Terr here.
I can't play anymore my hands are fucking freezing I hate winter
>>553027080>chip damage turns on your best damage negation passiveWhat?
>>553029231lucky you, its bloody melting over heregonna hit 44 tommorow, fml summer is shitwanna trade?
>>553029425read the reply chain
>>553029595tl;dr
>>55302951044 celsius in the winter????? Where do the fuck do you live, mercury??
>>553027734Underrated post>Hollister>Footlong>GnocciNew canon names in my head
>>553029870its summer in the southern hemisphere
>>553027781thank you for citing an actual source
>>553029231>Neighbors are grandmas that keep the radiator on full blast>Below is a super mega insulated bike storage>I have zero heating on>Room temp doesn't go below +24, with -10 to -15 outside, and I get sweaty with pants on
>>553030561Comfiest place I lived was a loft above a liquor store. Same thing with no heating myself but it was warm and toasty from the business below. I miss having high ceilings.
>>553030674
What are the best characters? I'm new to the game. What should I be buying with my money?
>>553030892>What are the best characters?Guardian>What should I be buying with my money?A better game
>>553030892Ask chatgpt
Which people here don't play the game?
>>553031130me
>>553030892Wylder will be the easy mode until you get accustomed to the quirks of the game and feel the desire to be more adventurous. With your money you should buy me a nice dinner date at long john silvers.
>>553030892The ones you like.Buy gestures.
>>553030674gg, magma shot is loads of fun.
>>553030892Wylder if you are just starting out. Duchess is objectively the best, Wylder is the best baseline all rounder.
>>553030892ignore the wyldjeets telling you to play wylder, start playing executor
>>553030892play who you think is cool or wylderspend money on the relics with wylder effects. the shop relics are honestly dogshit so you can skip straight to buying character goblets + gacha relics
>>553030892Wylder is both the most accessible and the best melee character in the game.Ironeye is the best character overall.But you should do the remembrance quests for each character, since you get a bunch of relics and skins as rewards.
>>553031915What are remembrance quests?
>>553032008There's a journal you can access that has little story vignettes for the characters and you'll unlock more chapters as you beat bosses. Doing those little stories gives you some lore on them and unlocks relics in the shops. If you beat a boss you'll get memory fragments, those are what advance the remembrance quests.
>>553032008this poster is roleplaying, you can use google, you know how the game works if you read two threads, you're going to 3 bar and have a meltdown when someone calls you out, and this has already happened with you, this is my last reply to you
>>553032428I've only been playing duos with my friend, we fucking suck and have only killed two bosses.
>>553031304I think I’ll get one of these as a pet sooon>>553029870Hardly uncommon in certain areas buddy>>553030561Deserved
>>553032428what do you mean? We always have a fresh off the boat anon asking us tons of basic stuff right after a really embarrassing humiliation ritual. Just because it always happens this way doesn't mean its nefarious. Every time its really a new anon that just bought the game.
>D4 game>decide to play rev on a whim>worst fucking game ever, retard tries to be leader but is pinging retarded pois and just going alone and doing nothing, both raid rises for shards>day two with zero shards since I had to do all the damage to the day one boss using my shop shards>had to run back and forth between graces and boss for fp regen but retards took this as me leaving the boss and decided to leave a hippo at half hp and go to another poi >have to use bow for the last 1/2 of day two bosses hp as retards can’t kill the other adds in 5 minutes>one retard has two fucking purple full hp negs I felt like throwing, the urge was there, I should’ve just let them both go down and finish the nightlord solo and dragged it out. I feel the biggest jump in being a good player is that you look at your teammates inventories from time to time and swallow your ego for a bit and follow your team to sensible choices.
>>553021951that’s a 15 year old probably>>553024343>>553031615>>553008172sybau
>>553032779you're going to lose your girlfriend
>>553011459>>553010136>>553014204>>553018594>>553019227>>553020839>>553029162>>553032745>>553032907Be quiet terrjeeta and get back in containment before I grab the tire iron
>>553032907The screenshot I remember seeing way back in the day had different text on it I think. Something about the mystery being worth it.
>>553028332>>553028859>terr melty kino
Is the guy who calls everybody a jeet a Canadian who's surrounded by them irl
Why are exejeets like this?
>>553033409>replies to all his own posts>and me onceWhy does he keep doing this?
>give duchess a halo scythe>she thinks she's hot shit and can solo everything now>gets 3barred by D3 gigadelmethinks this meta is kinda shit
>>553033553he saw another anon do it when he was in teen years and thought it was the coolest shit in the world so now it's a compulsive coping mechanism for being the uncoolest poster in the world
>>553028709Stop the cope. They’re present in all generals but they’re not all “nothing but shitposters”.
>>553033583>duchess >getting hit by Adel at allI don't think any setup can salvage that.
>>553033553Anons programmed a recursive algorithm into him, he'll do it for hours on loop never advancing his narratives now. Its obvious when he does it if you hover your mouse over the posts every single one will be sharing an opinion except 1 post. That 1 post is who he is actually trying to reply to over and over, this system works as a check.
>>553033704are you kidding? look at the url of where you are posting, we ALL post shit here and don't kid yourself about it
>>553033553>>553033669>>553033789>every single one is a multi post except 1I see it
>the doll blinks>her eyelids aren't even articulated like you'd expect a doll's eyelids to be, they're just human style and look like they move organicallywhat did frum mean by this
>>553034195Ask chatgpt
like 99% of the reason to play recluse over duchess is the darkness skingiant witch hat with massive braid is definitely fetish materialmakes peepee hard, not sure why
>>553029926<3
Where's the stream zorjeet
>>553034378Same for undertaker. Long luscious hair is boner inducing.
>>553034364I'll actually fucking castrate you. I don't even care if you're being ironic.
>>553034195dolls have had working eyelids since forever
>>553034195Dolls in Elden Ring are magical bullshit.>Butler Mannequin has a severed head in his helmet, there would be no reason to put one there unless Mannequin Soldiers are made from captured Fire Monks or something>Revenant is a porcelain doll with doll joints>Carians have actual flesh dolls and at least some of them are made from live humans, Selvus is literally called out as a doll-diddler so yes there is quite literally sex dolls
>>553034604Don't say such things to me please
>>553034635He thinks the doll with a skellington inside her is really a human.
>>553034378For me, it's Seek-Seek-Lest
>>553034635you can clearly see how the eyelids are inset and a separate piecerev just has a very human appearance, there is no visible seam>>553034850this part is also confusing, her remembrance seems to imply she never was the girl, she was always the doll, just come to life for reasons that I'm sure make sense in japanese folklore
>>553034195>>553034635>>553034691Seluvis is a puppet
>>553035014>her remembrance seems to imply she never was the girlNot really confusing then is it?
>>553035236Then why does she have a human wraith inside of her
>>553035034Yeah, that's the other bit- Puppets can be remote operated it seems. Which honestly is the least surprising bit since sending Shadow Clone Jutsu copies across the entire continent and just parking them to fuck with Tarnished is also canon, taking the same idea and using that projection to pilot a puppet seems obvious.
>>553035301She doesn't. There is a skeleton inside the doll.
>>553035383but like why tho
>>553035462Memento moriHow uneducated are you guys, really?
>>553035014huh I thought her eyes did have seams but she just has hooded eyelids just like meeeeeeeee :3
>>553034378Duchess Darkness hardmogs thoughbeit, high heel asmr and legs. Wish she had long hair or retained her ponytail, though
>>553035462cause dolls with skeletons in them is classic 2000s internet creepy story photoshop material
>>553035572are you really sure that the completely obscured skull inside the doll is some old timey reminder that death is close at hand, when no one can see it, and a child played with it regularlyare you sure they didn't just make a massive writing mistake where they initially designed her to be exactly what she thought she was, a human possessing a doll for revenge, and then they wrote in a dogshit twist and completely fucked up her entire character design?that is what happened, don't reply to me, I'm right>>553035746>>553035383>There is a skeleton inside the doll.Damn, what an absolutely unhinged image to be reminded I have saved on my computer
Whoosh whooshWhoosh woosh wooshWhoosh
gg dreglord interestingly i wasn't really pulling agro much with frenzied burst so that went quite well
>>553036085>are you really sure that the completely obscured skull inside the doll is some old timey reminder that death is close at handYes.
>>553036085classic image man I miss when /x/ was the good stuff and not just the conspiratard pseudochristian derangement of today man that was my home
>>553036224and the image you chose to demonstrate this with was one where the armor is clearly made to fully display the skeleton insideI see
>>553035462Skeletons go inside things anon, thats their jobInfact you have one inside you right nowspooky
>>553036363I order my sex dolls boneless
>>553036307And the game shows you the skeleton, both in the cutscenes for her story and when you do her ult in the round itself. Have you played Nightreign yet?
>>553036085Oh, it was a birthday gift
>>553036471Right, so when she was an object in that household and was not demonstrating the power to magically move or phase shift part of her face out of existence, you think there was a skull inside the doll's head with no way to display it?
>>553036471>Have you played Nightreign yet?He has not, or is pretending to be new. Either way stop engaging with him he's bad faith
>>553036750>>553036471>durrr the skull is there and you can see it, it's right there! look!>what was the argument again?idiocracy draws closer every day
>>553036869Don't you have a fresh demon's souls run to be doing?
>>553036985and now I'm whoever your schizo tulpa is, I seeyes, I see
>>553037052what the fuck are you talking about?
I see
>Wylder canonically looks like thisbased
>>553037351If you want to see what wylder looks like look at duchess without the mask.
>>553023914It does translate into trios because if your team is good then there's less pressure on you, making evasion easier. If your team is dogshit then it's the same as solo except it takes longer to kill the boss.>>553024123The practice actually pays off because I get to apply it in real fights, like the clip I posted prior.
>>553035014>this part is also confusing, her remembrance seems to imply she never was the girl, she was always the doll, just come to life for reasons that I'm sure make sense in japanese folkloreMagic just animates constructs, it's not surprising she had life to her when you look at all the artificial creations in Elden Ring.The Night infused her body and that elevated Daphne to a higher level of thought which is what we see now
>>553037487Game overtly tells you the night made her a living thing. There's no mystery here.
>>553037351>>553037435
>>553037597She was already moving before she woke up after Chloe died
>>553037674a helmetless wylder skin would be an irreversible decision from would never recover from
>>553037674Yeah that is as close to canon wylder we're ever going to get. If you know looksmaxxing and aesthetics you know that he looks like duchess intentionally, not even based on them being siblings but by the slight nuances in how duchess looks.
>>553037204cringe and effeminate posting
>>553037795It's probably coming in a future update when every character gets new skins
>>553037487I'm just saying>her abilities, visuals, all seem to imply a wraith inside a doll>but we know for a fact that this is not true, she is just a doll>so there is a purple skellington inside of her that she shows sometimes when she gets angery because...she just does, okay?it's dumb
>>553037351that's steve from tekken
>>553032848Non-beastclaw rev is extremely tilting because you just run out of gas if you have z-dps teammates. Highly recommend dodging any guardians.
>>553037759And Daphne's father was already going apeshit. The Night has an effect on things its sort of the whole point of the game. The game tells you what the story is and it isn't confusing at all.
>>553037674On the roundtableIn every roomInfront of every nightlordInfront of DuchessIn every holeEveryday day multiple times a day
>>553037902you're cute too, sis
>>553037940The wraith skeleton inside her is just how her magic manifested, she's got a spooky connection to the dead due to the circumstance of her awakening. We learn through Duchess's remembrance that she's attuned to how much life is in a person when she tells Duchess that Wylder is going to die the moment the Roundtable stops sustaining him.
>>553038090get a boyfriend already so he can keep your ass in check
>>553037940>her abilities, visuals, all seem to imply a wraith inside a dollwraiths are gold and black. You are going down retarded lines to cope about being stupid. Its dumb to you because you are sticking to a false premise to form your theory.
>More castle variations>More bosses>DLC weapons>More skinsCould you imagine
>>553038175fag
>>553038030If the Night had already infused Daphne she would have saved Chloe instead of just watching her die
>>553038185wraiths are also a spirit thing and Rev has a literal skellington in her instead. >>553038313If the night didn't effect things outside its reach then her father wouldn't be killing someone.
>>553038267that's you that acts that way shawty
the skelebro inside of revenant is just another manifestation of the night
>>553037445>>553037445You are a very middling player when I've played with you, so no, you don't 'apply it to real fights', also you aren't accounting for the latency, aggro onto other players, and the environment/walls fucking with strafes. Strafes like that do not translate consistently, trust me. Not to mention, you are playing solo in a contained scenario with infinite heals, it's simply not real gameplay.
I'd stick my bone inside revenant, if you get what I'm saying
>>553038512Probably a dead sibling that the father couldn't let go or something similar. We'll never know the details but the scenario paints 1 specific type of dynamic.
>Caring about Fromlore after SOTE
>wylder's culture is associated with horseriding, plains and pita -> minor/central asia >but he also has a straight-up drakkar representayion on his armor
>>553038648Most likely. >rev's 'family' are all the servants of the manor>when dad is attacking people the doll is sitting in a spot of honor while the real daughter is cowering in a corner>huge manor estate>insane dad turns on his real daughter before he attempts to destroy the doll>rev's personality when she thinks she is the girl is to hate everyone like someone abused or neglectedYou'd have to be completely foreign to western familial leanings to not see what is happening in revenant's remembrance.
>>553038428>her fatherIt's some dude in the local village/town that broke into their mansion through the window and you find him killing Chloe's father. What makes you think the father is the killer?
ExeBROWNS are so desperate to drag WyldARYAN down to their level kek
>>553038783>Caring about the bible after King James
>>553037435Duchess is a woman thoughbeit. If he looks like a male version of her then what I posted is close. Something like Cloud Strife or Rufus Shinra is probably even closer.
>>553037351Wylder looks exactly like my peach blond haired husband under his helmet.
>>553039231>If he looks like a male version of her then what I posted is close.And I agreed. Stop trying to ping me in the most retarded ways.
I have brought deep shame to my lineage with yet another 3 bar. Good thing I will be the end of it.
the lockon literally made me face away from it
>>553039516classic
>>553039492Do you want to hold hands on the ground together and maybe service the nightfarer who picks us up together?
Wylder has medium length messy hair and a scar on his cheek and soft lips
>>553039712>>553039732That’s hot. Make sure to service me nice and long.
>>553039732I have soft lips too, wanna make out?
>>553039082Just terrjeet dilating as always. >>553038907He has gaelic markings too, otherwise I would say he’s a western Iranic/Scythian or something >>553038175That’s beyond everyone here
>>553037351pretty much>>553030892you wasted time and money already buddy that’s not a concern for you anymore just go with the flow
What do i do if my team is down with 3 bars and the boss still has like 40% health. It feels impossible to revive.
Wylder has a bowlish hair cut but I brush it to the side to show his forehead and kiss it in bed, when he falls asleep his body gets very warm, if he sleeps facing me and on his side then if I cuddle up near him he will reach for me and pull me in close without waking up.
>>553040212just kill the boss
>>553033506No he’s a jeet himself who squats in Finland. Weird right?>>553034084>>553033553More than one. He’s just copying the gimmick of the one who blows his brown asshole out because he loves to falseflag.
>>553040371terr is getting bullieby anons and terr?
>>553039516>Backstabs whiffing on fucking PvE>Lockon feels like it's in early alpha>Parries are inconsistent as fuck>Hitboxes feel way more inconsistent than base ER, specially with all the elevation
>>553033871That has nothing to do with what i said
>>553038593>you don't 'apply it to real fightsWhen I do apply it you guys either dismiss it or call it gay and shit (webm very related).>you aren't accounting for the latency, aggro onto other players, and the environment/walls fucking with strafesI do account for that and I do roll when I need to (usually).>infinite healsThat's just when I need to test out moves.
>>553037674>>553037351
>>553039407Nothing about your post implied you agreed, you just said, "le look at Duchess".
gg damn i was so ready for ed balancers
>>553035572>>553036985>>553036471>headcanon meltykino
>Haha! Time to play Bird in Depths!>Oh it's the fish. As long as it's not godzilla fish ez>It's Godzilla fish.>Get hit by one, (1, uno, singular), bubble from bubble machine gun>Die in one hit from full health with "-40% damage taken if full HP"Oh right, bird is a fucking joke in Depths. Well, he is in normal play too, but it's extra pathetic in Depths.
>>553035572Triggered the shit out of the lolcow, well done.
>>553040558Huh, didn't know you could jump the crucible knight powerup, thought that was a proper explosion
>>553040765He'll probably start ranting about guardian to cope or something, thats his usual humiliation ritual. >someone already posted the speedrun image
gg smol balancersi love scythe slop..
>>553040879Both versions are jumpable. There's a lot of cool things you can do in this game but when I post about it I get made fun of.
>>553040935Katanaeye mogs Executor, it's kinda sad
>>553040980Nobody made fun of you though
>>553040980Showing interest in the game upsets the fags that squat here to shitpost. You should see what happens when we talk about the lore.
>>553040935I love scythe slop too. I hope I can play with you and shiftyduck every run
the dragonirian schizo makes me wonder what happened to the radahn schizo
For scytheslop do you guys prioritize duchess faith respec or just affinity+2?
>>553038569>deletedJannies are so gay. There wasn't even anything explicit shown.>>553039732He likes putting on makeup too. Gotta look cute when servicing stronger men.
>>553041167>dragonirianwhat is that?
>>553041075Don't lie.
>>553040558>all that zdps when standing still and parrying does this but better with less energy spentAnd you get dismissed because of all the 3bars and webms like related also see >>553024554 sorry bro you aren't as good a player as you think you are.
>>553041167Is that the underage tripfag begger, I filtered that faggot but one time I saw him when phoneposting and he was just asking for life advice because otherwise he was going to kill himself or something lol
>>553040935>red marker on me>she goes after youscythereign is breaking the ai
he looks like this canonically
>>553041251I'm sure you'll reply to yourself with some bullshit that "explains" it>>553041346he was the one that thought his entire family was trying to ruin his life
>>553041346its this guy >>550984265
>>553041434But what is it? Like the dragon chick from SoTE?
>>553040980>posts lists of people who did nothing wrongWAAAH I GET LE BULLIED. Such a fragile vagina lol>>553041075Xhe gets made fun of every time thoughbeit
>>553041167>>553041235>>553041346>>553041434>>553041480Can you stop metaposting/samefagging
>sentient pest start where he spams his most bullshit move immediately>poor teammate gets the red marky>I'm duchess though, so I'll stealth him :)>the other guy sprinted too far away to get hit by the stealth>he is now the only one visible>he immediately gets bodied by the full concentrated power of the sun moving on a steam locomotive while having no idea why it was targeting him despite the red marker being elsewherewhoopsy
>>553041167He talked about killing himself I believe. My guess is he actually did it.>>553041251You should do it too.
>>553041596The humiliation rituals will be publicly televised. Anons broke this guy something fierce. Mighty peculiar.
>>553041167I sincerely hope he's doing ok, I think about him all the time.
>>553036243You haven’t been on nu-/x/ if that’s what you think it is.>>553037351I was thinking something more along the lines of Jack but yeah.
>>553041684But what is it? He keeps mentioning it and no one here knows what it means. Is he just having an episode or something?
>>553041480Brave and stunning
>>553041684I doubt it, nobody that talks about suicide so much would ever actually kill themselves>>553041772one can only hope he received treatment for his insanity, but I doubt it
>executor tries to parry fulgor mega arrow four separate times>he misses all four of them
spoopy
>>553037487>>553037597>>553037940>>553038030>>553038165>>553038313>>553038428>>553038512>>553038648>>553039057lacked basic storytelling and english comprehension award
>>553041997>exejeet is worthless side character Many such cases
>>553042096Doing this is cruel
Every post containing >lolcow>humiliation ritual>terr out of nowhere>Why is he throwing a melty?>vagueposting>''what is that'' to a post about drag schizoIs the dragon schizo and every reply to these posts are him samefagging, just as a heads up to newfriends
>Player disconnects>Dancer still alive, almost a quarter of health>Day 2 boss felled>Dancer still alive and still killing me, meanwhile recluse is finewhat the FUCK was that?
>>553042181brown
>>553041549>posts lists of people who did nothing wrongI just posted the names of the people who participate in your little server. Are you upset because some people are against the idea of a closed off server that has its own rules, moderation and biases?>WAAAH I GET LE BULLIED. Such a fragile vagina lolIt was more in the vein of people making fun of an idea before trying it. I will admit that it comes off as bitchy.
>>553042290>dragon schizowhats that?
uh gg caligo? that was a weird fight, music bugged out and the armour glitch happened againalso that was a cursed dancer fight for you alice, you were just schizophrenically rolling around and stabbing the air after she was already dead
How do I fight ED Caligo with melee weapons without getting an ulcer from the stress of chasing him across the map
>>553042290you forgot the random ass screenshots from /v/ and "2FA"truly a bizarre specimen
>>553042538Try to get as many charge attacks as possible. Stance breaks will break all of her armor at once, dealing massive damage.
>>553042447She was NOT dead on my screen.Still had a lifebar and everythingI kept getting hit. You even revived me when I died lmao
>>553042538queue on the erg password and look what the good players do
>>553041808I mean yeah I haven't been on /x/ for like five years to be fair, you are right about that
>>553042538Wylder grapple or stop stressing and trying to chase you can dodge roll her breath attacks. When she flies away she's going to do a breath attack next and if you know you can roll it you can saunter back to her instead of trying to panic run.
>>553042538Play Wylder and hookshot to her annoying ass.
>>553042290tier lists are autistic, filter lists like this are based, share more terms to filter off for usability of thread
>>553042698Oh fuck its THE NOBODY
>>553042852jeet is what everyone uses to thanos snap him from the thread when his posts aren't getting mass deleted.
are d3 bosses meant to take almost 10 minutes to kill?I felt like I was about to die of old age midway through
>>553042661You niggas are just going to make webms making fun of me>>553042626I'll give it a try>>553042719>>553042738Tired of playing Wylder honestly
>>553041808Jack Basedland? Too many foids in FS dev team to make Wylder look/act like that, best we can get is a Steve/Rufus pretty boy look-a-like.
>>553043001Then saunter at her at your own pace. You won't take any damage.
>>553042627Spooky stuff that was
>>553043001Most of the jobber webms here are self recordings.
>>553043373or approved bants when it is attacking someone else.
>>553043001>You niggas are just going to make webms making fun of meThats part of the fun though, grilling each other when we fail
>>553022243Gross. You need to go away
>>553043001If you have the DLC Undertaker is also a good pick since her ability grants her extra stamina, her ultimate is easy to build up and it staggers Caligo out of her blizzard. Bird is also a decent pick for similar reasons, plus he's tanky and has a greatshield. Caligo is quite slow so you can sprint/surge sprint around her attacks more easily.
>>553035350>and just parking them to fuck with Tarnished is also canonWhen/where?
Great Red Bear kills me more than most nightlords....
>>553043826>Bird is also a decent pick
>>553043835Morgott had a shadow clone projection just parked at Stormveil acting as a shitter filter for Godrick. You are not the first Tarnished to try walking in the front door and getting your asshole caned, but you are presumably the first to actually beat the projection.
>>553033409>smelly dalit scented falseflag meltdown Kino
>>553043835Pidia/Selivus sends Therolina to the Radahn Festival but it is to help you. Morgott has nobles that turn into copies of him and they taunt tarnished specifically.
Stop giving me horse
>>553044013He is, if he doesn't want to play Wylder. He has a bit more stamina, has more health and his ultimate can be filled before Caligo can do her blizzard attack while not being especially hard to land if you can time it right. Iframes don't matter much against Caligo since she's slower than most nightlords and you can use (surge) sprinting to avoid her moves without much trouble.
I haven't had a single horse match since DLC dropped.
>>553044090>>553044193I love Morgott. That chad loses 3 times against the player and never stops talking shit. You know in your heart of hearts he was still talking shit when he was dying in daddy's arms.
Whenever the bear boss shows up I want to be raped by all 3 of them.
>>553040695>>553041075>>553042181>>553042191you don’t need to state the obvious we can see that’s the case
>>553044336Damage also doesn't matter since if you can stance break Caligo consistently you'll be doing a gorillion damage even with a toothpick. The worst part about bird is coping with the shittier dodge.
>>553042290>terr out of nowhereNice falseflag attempt terr. I have the tire iron right next to me. Get back in containment (the grave).
im tired of double balancer, switching off
>>553044695Should have switched off it 2 days after dlc came out. 1 balancer relic depending on your playstyle is fine and should have been the meta.
>>553042698Its current state is… kind of hard to describe honestly.>>553043046Probably right. Shame we can’t get an analogue for him in this universe.
>>553044940/x/ shouldn't have allowed esoterica to the extent it has it should have stayed paranormal. Its like /m/ after the toku acceptance it just isn't the same board anymore. /m/ is now more in line with wrasslin' than it is giant robots. You can talk about paranormal topics for weeks on end and have good discourse, some idiot asking you how to summon a succubus or tulpa is making the topic about themselves and that isn't what 4chan is about. But that issue is pervasive on this website now. We deal with it constantly ITT.
>>553045181it was the gradual and then all too sudden normiefication of the internet, nothing but egocentric posting fucking everywhere now, me me me bullshit in every corner, augured by gamergate and coffin-sealed by the 2020 lockdowns
>soundgasm downMan I was just about to jerk off too...
>run with me as duchess and some dude as revenant>I don't get a single goddamn good spell>out of the entire catalogue of amazing spells, I literally never see anything better than night comet>he gets beast claws, lightning spear, and flame slingwhat the actual fuck, that's not how this is supposed to work, give me my luck back you fucking thief
Balancer expedition is genuinely impossibleEven if somehow we get to the nightlord (1 out of like every 10 runs), the fight is borderline impossible with tons of AoEs and shit happening offscreen
>>553045771I knew we were cooked long before that when I saw caturday posters at the kiosks in the mall in 2008 or something.I knew our culture making it to the mainstream was going to be disastrous. What we are isn't something normals can internalize so it is going to cause a schism in their psyche.We live in the result of that schism being active for 15+ years. There are people that are born into the meme reality and their existence is probably completely foreign to us.
>>553042405>closed offwhat?
>>553046637You'll get it eventually. My normie roommate just beat her for the first time today and ran into my room to brag.He and his friends are terrible at the game, if they can do it you can too. >>553046763Probably means off-site in general. We have a 5th column in our host society in a way.
>>553045181Totally agreed. If anything all of that should have had its own containment board or at least its own thread, but that obviously relies on jannies doing their jobs consistently and there being arguably some overlap between the two. These kinds of niche websites are simply not conductive for that kind of thing with how many bad faith actors there are that wander in them for whatever reason. What I would do to see stuff like pic related posted with any kind of regularity on this website again. Fake or not, it’s it’s damn entertaining and as someone with my own spooky stories it’s always fun to wonder “what if…?”
>>553046952>My normie roommate just beat her for the first time today and ran into my room to brag.aww.
>>553046293wouldn't have this problem with dormant reapers desu
>>553047052I'm sure there's audience overlap and we honestly don't need any more niche boards. We always joke about how furries have tons of money and use that money to push their fetish but there is a similar thing happening with wrasslin fags pushing gayness. I don't know how oldfag you guys are but there's a secret streaming site for anons that a bunch of oldfags use to stream tv and movies together. That site is virtually all wrasslin channels now. That same group was who was pushing gachumuchi stuff back in the day.This website is weird and only gets weirder the longer you spend time here and see whats what. Moneyed interest can warp things slowly over time. Our new captcha system is very obviously pushed by prediction/gambling markets now.
>>553046637The trick to Balancer is to play like a bitch. The fight is easier the more of a coward you are.
I never played SOTE, why does it suck? I thought FROM dlc was supposed to be good?
>>553047605>kill every balancer with wylder bleed grapples>dodge roll backwards after connectingyep, its manly beating women hour.
>>553047673It fucking sucks. Big empty fields, only 3 good bosses, the worst most dogshit mobs ever and it retroactively ruins Elden rings lore. I hate SotE so much
>>5530476733 fold issue>scadu fragment system didn't sit well with speedrunners and they are very vocal>dlc had huge tracts of empty land that served a lore and narrative function but were boring as shit>Final boss was hilariously overtuned for media coverage and memes, later perfectly balanced like every update but people only remember the bs from 1.0for 4chan specifically>troons spent a few weeks trying to make everything about incest then went nuclear melty when the lore wasn't about that
>>553047673It was for lore first and foremost. The lore is great but it takes up a huge part of the dlc's presence for functionally no reason.If the lore didn't hook you in ER then the dlc is going to look terrible, if you loved the lore in ER then the dlc sort of explains what you already knew. >>553047934>>553047925Don't forget about 99% of the reward structure being hefty pots of some type you'll never use.
>>553046637To my knowledge during the first phase two balancers will aggro onto each player with the remaining ones staying at a distance, jumping away and spamming attacks from afar. Most of their attacks have poor tracking and forward momentum, and thin hitboxes so you can use that to your advantage. If you stay in the same general area and don't run around the place you can keep the same 2 balancers on you until one of them dies, they may sometimes switch between each other regardless. Just make sure you have the two aggressive balancers on your screen at all times. In the 2nd phase the last balancer to die will power up and will cast a powerful attack. at the end you can just block the rain of arrows for free. the fight will follow the a pattern of the main balancer being aggressive, then it will do her signature move then it will eventually do an AoE attack that will be followed by a group attack shortly after. When they finish their group attack the fight will behave like the 1st phase for about 10-15 seconds after which the pattern will repeat. It know it feels impossible but there is very much a logic behind it. Apologies if my post doesn't read very well.
dead q, pls q d5
>>553047673Most of the enemies are gimmicky. Basic enemies holding their attack for a full second before light-speed swinging at you with infinite poise. Bosses have similar gimmicks, dodging their long drawn out combos is a game of DDR, only for them to give you a window of attack to do a single light attack. The scadu scaling system was also retarded and removed any real progression of character, you simply get x% stronger and bosses get x% weaker the more fragments you find, levels stop mattering as much for your weapon of choice past ~150.
For Scytheslop would Duchess faith respec or affinity+2/holy+4 be better? I have a good dormant reaper relic but it doesn't fit in a goblet with any of my half decent faith respec relicsI mean shit don't people just use the scythe with Executor anyway who has no faith respec?
>>553048404You can use a small relic with just dormant reaper on it and it works. Reduced fp might be more impactful overall than anything to buff damage. You'll already be killing everything including red enemies in 1 use and bosses will melt like you're cheating already so more damage doesn't do much compared to being able to press L2 more times.
>>553048235i am queued
Hello /erg/, I'm gonna play nightreign, which character is for me if I'm a 100% straight manly man with no queerfaggot homosexuality in my veins
>>553048904Wylder or Ironeye are chud certified
nt heolster
>>553047513>/pw/ console wars with a large volume of pro-WWE posts>McMahon family literally in Trumps cabinet (MAGA conservative)>Japan is mostly conservative and loves Trump>gookmoot is japanese>every website with porn getting age verification with threat of legal reprocussions except, conveniently, the ones with lax moderation where conservative rhetoric thrives in the open>Charlie Kirks entire brand was ripped straight from old 4chan PROVE ME WRONG YOU CAN'T insane troll logic shitpostsReally makes you think
I can't believe Animus died before a possessed bug died, how silly
>>553048404Just run affinity in the unlikely result you don't find a halo scythe so you don't get cucked, you're only losing out on like 10% damage at most
>>553049210I mean, whats the number 1 emote on twitch? Its going to be a variation of a pepe.
>>553049737>we became planet retard
NEW EVERDARK ROTATION LETS GO!
>>553049901We exist in the juxtaposition of>idiocracy wasn't a manual>1984 wasn't a manualBoth were manuals.
No game, I don't want to play Ironeye anymore
>>553049993what is even the point of not playing don
>>553050234Look on the bright side, at least it's not a +4 phys with -STR/INT as a curse.
Please queue!
>>553050843>increased dex, reduced vigor and str>gravity stones +1 (reduced dex and vig)>increased hp (reduced vigor and str)t-thanks...
>>553047513>>553049210Tell me more pls
Can I talk about dark souls here or will I get banned?
>>553050234>dormant curved swords It was bricked anyway.
>>553051553scavengers and magma sword are s tier
>>553051479There's not really much more than that. At the end of the day 4chan is allowed to exist because we do what the gov't wants and vice versa. You should have known what time it was when anons were helping pinpoint drone strikes in syria for the US govt after showing them we can do that type of thing with Shia Lebouf. If you've seen Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex we are the autistic idiots that the Laughing Man was part of in the end of the show, the home for the kids obsessed with the internet so interests put them to work doing things they'd be doing in their own time anyway. (SAC S3 is literally about 4chan shitposters).>not much more than that>walls of textI know.
>exit into limgrave for the first time>see big castle city in distant background behind the erdtree>clear the map from caelid to gelmir and finally reach what was taunting you for many grueling hours>defeat reskinned tree sentinel with more moves/damage/health after fighting two regular tree sentinels, a gargoyle, and margit (again) on the way>get one of the best dungeons in souls history>beat margit (AGAIN) and walk into the tree, ready for the end>sike there's more game back here *unzips mountaintops*>reach the elevator down from the city after clearing/running past a linear corridor of the same enemies you've been fighting for hours by this point>at the bottom of the elevator, you are rewarded with the same enemies you fought in caelid, including a night's calvary and black blade kindred almost the exact same distance from each other as they are in caelid>except they do more damage, which you find out after getting hit while trying to run past them to get to the new stuff>go up another elevator>surely at the top of this long elevator and across this big bridge, in this ruins, I'll find a new miniboss that I haven't seen anywhere else that isn't just a reskin of another enemy that does more damage>ancient hero of zamor
>>553051975>see these ice using dudes once before mountaintops>get confused when the ice using warrior guys turned out to be from the icy mountaintops
>>553051975Areas are shit because they serve 3 lore reasons for existing instead of gameplay.>show prior cultures to the erdtree also revering trees>show the giant's kiln>show the haligtree deathmarchNone of this is about gameplay and people only remember the areas as being shit, just like the lore areas in SoTE. Even if you like the lore there is too much of this shit in the game at the expense of gameplay.
>>553051815s tier dogshit maybe.
Unblock me, please
>>553052446>Even if you like the lore there is too much of this shit in the game at the expense of gameplay.nobody but you has ever thought this about elden ring
>>553048904You definitely want Wylder in that case>>553047737I wish this place were high test enough for that >>552992978Yes and that’s a good thing I promise you
No tide, but gg
So Halo Scythe on horse is griefing, right? His resistance is high enough to make it worth using.
>>553053258he's the worst boss for it but he's also a free win anyway
>>553053258halo scythe is always griefing
raiders should have their ult taken away in depths, holy fuckit never does anything useful
>>553053168the grease? that run was so off
>>553037351um no
>>553053258Ehhhh, Footlong only has 30 holy resistance. You can do so much damage with halo slop that it's still probably fine to use against him. It's not like using lightning against Painless King who has 87 lightning resistance.
I've defeated Balancers and Dreggy twice both. Do you think I'm ready for ED Balancers now?
>>553053258I just can't take horse seriously.>Twirling around like a ballerina doing epic anime sword slashes>but it's a fucking horse>Not only a horse but a fucking Clydesdale build workhorse
>executor works really well with seppuku>executor's remembrance references seppuku>executor's remembrance outfit shows he has performed it on himself>get a seppuku relic and slap it on executor, enjoy it>then I try to use my cursed blade to block some attacks>swap back>seppuku effect is goneyou're fucking jokingwhat the hell even is this character man>your ult is kaiju battle mode, has no relation to any other part of your kit>your ability is highly situational at best, completely useless at worst>you're worse at applying status than other characters, despite having S arcanewhat the fuck
>>553054379ED Balancers is potentially the easiest of the three depending on your situation
Demoted to the D3 mines again....Just when I think I got hang of the Everdark bug the scorpion fucking one shots me from offscreen when I'm dodging the moth's laser
>>553052870I see it as a common complaint about the dlc all the time. People shit on abyssal woods for the same reason they shit on consecrated snowfield - no gameplay.
>>553054602You can parry a ton of shit, and bleed procs extra fast.
>>553054676I self demoted to 2. I'm bored of the instagib bullshit that happens at 4-5, especially since I play at chink-o-clock so every other match has enemies that Dragonball Z teleport around, but playing with only half my relics in normal mode feels shitty.
>>553052870Stop being a cultistThe vast majority of Liurnia, Mountaintops, Consecrated Snowfield is empty garbage, only Limpgrave sorta has content
>>553054602Put a bunch of holy buffs on your executor then use the fully charged cursed sword and then die a little inside. his character design being as schizo tier as his story is fitting in a way.
>>553054602Ult is a full heal and status removal which synergizes with your self harm. No one is better at applying status other than scholar.
>Was on some dogshit relic set for an expedition>Not allowed to swap to my other set from the character select screen for some >Select another character in panic>The relic set was emptyI just insta quit the match, why the fuck would they make the default relic selection works like that
>>553055212This is the game that>had to extend the time in character select>had to put out a PSA about presets>had to put the chalice set to your character select screenIn a series of updates, not even all at once. They have no idea what they are doing for most of the game. I believe the people that say none of the post-game content was planned and was slapped on afterward. The game launched in what old farts would call an alpha state. The game barely functioned as a game.
everdark sovereign balancers is back on the menu right as I started playinggay ass halo scythe build here I come
>>553054602His ultimate ability is what allows him to take a bunch of status effects below HP build up demerits in Depths, and be the only character that can benefit from it. This is because if you fully heal by turning into a dog, your tenacity activates, which buffs yourself, and it stacks.His ultimate being utility-focused is perfect because he already deals a ton of damage by himself.For deflecting, look up the unsheathe cancel technique. it really changes how you view them.
>>553055504Force crater and get the dragon fists you'll obliterate the bitches.
>>553053928You aren’t funny terr>>553054832>>553054986Likewise, they were by and large full of shit and not actually conductive to a video game
>>553053481I know you wanted the wending, but dont do that and then get grabbed.
gonna try solo ed libra again
>>553052870>uhmmmm, acksully it's not gameplay unless you're killing somethingoh boy, i'd LOVE the whole game to just be a corridor with fights and zero environmental details just cause little timmy got his no fun allowed opinion from a doomer youtuber or a fag on /v/
YOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRFR
>>553054601I cant take the horse seriously because his stiff animations look like Dark Souls 2 cut content
>>553056758The MCU and its consequences have been a disaster for western fiction.
>>553056771the arm taking control and moving him and he jolts because he isn't in control is the best part. He's like a 4 legged clown.
>>553052446>lore areasBiggest disappointment in all of Elden Ring for me is in SotE getting to the big dark arch structure and instead of being a thing you go inside and explore there's just a grail thing with some poops inside it you can pick up to upgrade your skibidi level
>>553018346>>553023078
>>553057378Thats a weird one for me. I had 0 expectation of going into the scat tree and knew the black arch was to hold the falling bower. The crucible to hold the scadu fragments having them on the ground is kind of funny.
>Chinkoid Raider>Adel>Can't even cancel his super move>Get capricious about revives because we did some floorkissing while he tried to be a brainless faggot who runs past every red enemy in early game>Ends up contributing near zero to Adel in the end>Spent awhile griefbowing>Stole my starlight shards to feed it>Didn't even do good damage when he was Rain of Arrows-ing
>>553055482>The game launched in what old farts would call an alpha state. The game barely functioned as a game.tactical orbital truth nuke
>>553057378>Beat the lion, go through the giant staircase expecting something epic, it's just a closed off area you're lazily teleported into after beating Romina>The Dark Woods are literally just empty and the biggest rewards are a cookbook and some mats you can't even buy>The giant wickermen from the trailer are just lazy damage sponges that don't even have a proper boss bar>The finger ruins are completely empty and the only loot is a shitty talisman at the center, this happens TWICE>Bayle's EPIC mountain you can see from every corner of the map is just a torrent simulator with 3 recycled bossesWhat were they thinking
>>553053928>jeet doesn't play the game like clockwork
>Dreglord relic>You get 4% damage per stack but it takes 20 seconds each stackIncreased attack on taking damage is 15%. That means it would take 80 fucking seconds for the dreg relic to match.Who the FUCK thinks this relic is good?
>>553054602Your brown weeb character is destined to be mid and overshowered by better characters, just the way it is bud.
>>553057040>My goodness, what a strapping physique>Capable of an astounding variety of acts of violence, I imagine.
>>553058227>not casting Night Mist and stacking it up mega fast
>>553058005>What were they thinking*gong noises*>>553058227>Who the FUCK thinks this relic is good?*continued gong noises*
>>553057894I liked that the game didn't tell players about steam maintenance in the first month. I liked that the added message was glitched out the first week and stayed on screen at all times.I liked that the game would shit itself and kick everyone then tell me the penalty was waived and then gives me -600 points. I liked that you couldn't name chalices or have more than 1 favorite categoryI like how the filters for chalices STILL don't have a way to differentiate boss relics from other relics. I like how people can bail on character select and face 0 penalties.And I absolutely love when I die and the screen is black for 30 seconds as the rain rolls in but I can hear the audio so know I'm already loaded in but they are leaving it black because it will have insane pop in and low fidelity models for maybe 1 second so 30 seconds of black is better.
>>553058335Night of Dregs can't be accelerated, it's a state check for any status buildup, not an amount.
>>553058227Its a trash relic that makes jobbing dreglord simple because you can't die, and you get it for beating dreglord for the first time. It is the most useless relic in the game, even more useless than libra relics.
>>553058227It's a meme relic.You're supposed to use it alongside Libra's madness on gesture relic, or poison/rot buildup when below max hp to always have statues going on to reach the 45% cap.
smoke dat green
>>553058005>10 ulcerated tree spiritswhat were they thinking indeed
>>553059051Lots of dying or corrupted erdtrees out there.
>>553058227The healing is supposed to offset rot below max hp so it's not a detriment anymore. Same as augur for continuous hp loss except it buffs you too. But it's not working right and the stacks are disappearing when they're not supposed to.
>>553059825The rot effect also doesn't apply most of the time.
>Zorban hitting for 600 damage per Stars of Ruin with a red staff and his 800 hour relics on recluseKEKAROOOOOO
>>553059825>But it's not working right and the stacks are disappearing when they're not supposed to.>>553059897>The rot effect also doesn't apply most of the time.It'll never get fixed btw.
New tierlist:S tier:>Revenant Spell school>Duchess spell school>Duchess skill spam>Wylder successive attack>Wylder fist charge attack>Recluse spell school>Raider fist charge attack>Undertaker fist charge attack>Undertaker successive attack>Ironeye skill spam>Ironeye successive attack>Executor skill spam>Executor successive attackF tier:>Guardianpersonally I'm loving the new meta.
Is the game still worth playing without the DLC? I'm a newfag
>>553060130>no haloslopdisingenuous post
>>553059956No one uses it so it doesn't matter. Fixing the broken lines wouldn't make it anything but an anti-dreglord relic... that you get for beating dreglord.
>>553060130Forgot pot scholar in S tier.>>553060195By skill spam I mean haloslop and its derivatives.
>>553060286then it should be at the top
>>553060189Its so much better
>>553060370It is.
>>553060189I wish I could turn off the DLC.
>>553060130terrible wyldjeet list
>>553060251If they fixed the stacks then it would be a permanent 40% buff and free rot on any weapon.
>>553060603Yeah if you never hit a grace again lol.
>>553060675Grace doesn't remove the buff, you just take some damage (like seppuku) to reapply damage. Any status gauge counts, whether it's filling up or expiring. The glitch is the stacks randomly disappear out of nowhere.
>>553060130Triple Guardian is going to be the new meta in Depth 6
>>553060931Grace removes all debuffs which trigger the buff. It still reverts back to only being truly functional in the boss fight, which would be dreglord. And you beat dreglord to get the relic. Its useless as fuck.
>>553060189it's pay2lose dlc
>>553056758>>553057040Love it.>>553057378True.
>>553058264>>553058334good posts with good points
>>553061105Nigger, once you have the buff it stays on you for a time regardless of status. That's why I said you take some damage after the grace to get status gauges back on the screen, which keeps the buff going. If you do it right then it never expires, at least if it wasn't bugged.
>>553060189Dude, the dlc sucks fat fucking faggot shit. Save your time and money.
>>553060189yes. dlc is just more stuff if you want it.
>>553060189The DLC bosses are FUN and the nightfarers are FUN
>>553061918you're fun :)
>>553061918Everything is fun when your teammates know what they're doing.
>Zorban losing his challenge runs to... Elder LionNOT A CARRIED SHITTER BTW KEKAROOOOOOOOOO
>>553062226based streamer culture enjoyer zoomy
anyone who has ever watched a streamer or youtuber should die
>>553062358You don't need to know anything about it our streamer zoomy will keep you appraised so you don't have to engage yourself.
Depth 3 is the most fun depth for playing casually without instakilling or getting instakilled, and you get the fun modifiers
>>553062358I'm watching a streamer right now :)
>>553062631>Kill ED dogs in 10 seconds instead of 20 seconds so much fun!...
>>553062631D3 isn't the most fun, its just the last time you have fun.
>>553062787"playing casually without instakilling" implies that you're not doing double balancer scythe autofellatio
>>553062226>watching people play video gamescuckoldry by definition
Nice try ED Balancers. Put in a hell of an effort Oie. I shouldn't have gone for the res during the worm that first down, and the second down was the worm jumping right on top of me which dodging the slam got me killed by the shockwaves, so I don't know what to do at that point.
>Need one last win to get out of D3 (Again)>Scholar, Chink Recluse and me, an Undertaker>Chink Recluse starts pinging evergaols at rl2>We die once to a red bloodhound knight>The fucking chink Recluse is at three bars already and ragequits>On the way to the end of the first night a black gargoyle kills me and I couldn't reach the grace>Also we end first night at like level 5 because we died at an invader castle>Couldn't get the talisman at the castle because it was walled by a Bell Bearing Hunter>Only got one church>Barely managed to clear some of the castle>Somehow manage to win at rl12 against Everdark bug with one wending grace remainingJesus that was fucking close, the guy wasn't super fucking good but he survived long enough distracting the scorpion and managing aggro
>>553063912People who ping evergaols in 2026 need to be sent to a gulag
>>553064608We always ping one after grabbing a key. Its free real estate.
>>553042324we know you are
>>553063221its ok. worm needs to be nerfed. it can just appear in front of your face and the hitboxes are physically too big to run or dodge out of in time
Just had a comfy run with cheater revenant running 6x giantsflame damage increase relics
>>553065567that's not comfy
DO NOT MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>553063014this this this>>553061918and other copes to tell yourself
Best mod to make Nightreign bearable solo? (I pirated it)
>>553066273it's already bearable without mods
Ugh im dying to the dumbest chokes imaginable how is the 2nd wave hitting me if i spot dodged the middle one
>choke super hard against LibraYou both are the real MVP'sI was out of my league on melee when they died instantly as I arrivedGG ED Libragot hard carried
>>553067324lol it's okay it happens
GGs GigaLibra. I wanted to do as much damage as I could while I still had the grace. The reason I didn't take the bow was due to the few dumb happenings in that fight like getting madness from the orb right before he put the circles under our feet and shit. Near death would've been aids.
>>553067391i guess lol i would have been all over that bow, double damage passives make my little peen grow into the big peeni just figured you were trying to build ult or something, its fine
The only FromSoftware game I always come back to
>>553048620Halo scythe is pretty fp efficient already
>>553048904If you're truly that you can just play whoever the fuck you want, faggot
>>553068893Fag.
>>553054602If you do his remembrance you would know he's literally 3 niggas in a crucible samurai armor which is why his kit is all over the place. He's still a powerhouse because of his extremely high dex and arcane especially early game
Why is every Executor I match with using the chainsaw glitch, did a youtuber make a video about it
make a new great spear build for librul runs or just cheese him with scythe instead... so many choices
>>553069474which glitch? i never saw it
