>>552816890>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq9S3W7sx2Qwr4ZWEgos468BAi81RkeHbhncAQwQJ14>registrationhttps://forms.gle/aEjaEncktHScYp1i6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qNGCJt_ajwUD-ZGBBjIVGyEUSa5yQ1o7BvLAyKH9ZM0
>armpit sex thread
TO here,the untitled tourney qualifiers will commence in roughly 23.5 hours and will run until 6 AM UTC on January 12th (a grand total of 108 hours). The tourney currently has 63 participants, thank you for showing interest. Play a minimum of 6 hanchans and a maximum of 10 hanchans to qualify. Top 16 will make it to the playoffs. Note that your worst scoring hanchan is not counted in your point total. See the qualifiers tab on the sheet for scores, I will attempt to keep it updated as frequently as possible. If you notice any issues, ruleset inconsistencies etc. please let me know either here or on the IRC and I'll try to fix things asap.As a reminder, the lobby ID is 249268.I will most likely unlock queuing up past 10 matches around Sunday, but for those players the additional games will not be counted so you're basically serving as a rep player if you do. I'd appreciate if you played to the best of your abilities regardless if you do help with filling the lobbies.
>>552893371>I will attempt to keep it updated as frequently as possible.Good advice, ask one of the codemonkeys to help you connect the sheet to the tourney data and just grab the hanchans from there>inb4 it's still broken in that case forget I said anything
>>552893371>rep playerFinally, it's time
Majsoul Friends Room 87260(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=872603/4
my humble oc contribution
>>552893371I forgot to sign up, can I still make it?
>>552894121
>pre-filled /jong/ roomhard pass
>>552894185The deadline is tomorrow so yes.
>>552894092full
>>552894121Me in the top left.
Doko
>riichi>KAAAN (fold)>riichi x2>OH, SORE PON (fold)>riichi x3>KAAAN (fold)
h*ts...
>>552894696kek
OHSOLAYPOWN
>>552893627I think I can handle the manual labor, it should ease up anyway once the main rushes of games subside. Don't need to bother others either>>552894185Yes, the link's herehttps://forms.gle/aEjaEncktHScYp1i6
>>552894696this is why I hate friendlies
switch 2 bros, what are we playing?
>>552895092You are too kind for your own good, TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbopj5ZeNF4
>>552895230thats why i shall be grinching this tourney and teaching TO a lesson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5tEoIrXK6o
>>552895540>Green eyesUntermensch...
>>552895540TileMagician approves of this message
>>552894092gg!
>>552889820>>552894092ggs, thanks for the gameslook like my flow has ran out
>>552894092geegee
>>552895540i was in a military store in akihabara. right when the elevator doors opened and I stepped in I could hear this song being played. they also played rammstein and had a bunch of nazi uniforms, badges etc.
>>552893079
>>552897221yes, if they start cutting a lot of middle tiles they're advancing their hand, if they've tsumogiri'd the last 3 tiles they're probably iishanten or tenpai. If they're pushing dangerous tiles into riichi they probably have a big hand
>>552897221what you describe is called reading and is one of the most important techniques to master at an advanced levelbut for you, all you need to care about is getting your efficiency right, and folding to any riichi
>>552897221it's far from a basic question. most of mahjong theory is dedicated to this subject. there's no easy answer. read the books, spend thousands of hours in ranked mines and you'll deal in less and still get fucked by accidental suji trap, sotogawa, kabe
>>552897221Yes. Read the book Discard Reading Drills by Hirasawa Genki in the repo.
pardon my retardation but how does a tourney work? can I join a game in the tourney room whenever I want after tomorrow or is there a schedule?
Hannah is good and all, but when are we getting a character that looks like this?
>>552898050after you kill yourself, so make it quick
>>552897990Only finals are scheduled. During qualifiers you just enter the lobby and queue.
be sure to play all your 10 games as soon as the lobby goes up so everyone else has no one to play with
>>552898105cool thank you
Thank you Fuji for starting the tournament on my days off, finally I get the respect I deserve
>read RB1>Did 301 WWYDs>Still only E1
>>552898323>301 WWYDsYou're supposed to start with WWYD-chan 3 (or 4)
>>552896492does this remix have a name? this is probably my favorite version
>>552898323i suffered worse than you and made it to saint>>467733284
>>552898609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpuKKEoZmgscynthia-7.png
>>552898515What do you think WWYD 301 is
>>552898923
>>552898857thanks, mate
>>552897760Reading it now, doumo.
>>552899042exactly
Majsoul Friends Room 67770(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=67770https://youtu.be/YNRPT_2pw5A
what the fuck this isn't a hat room
why do the japanese have to say "riichi dess" and "ron dess"
I took a break from Mahjong Soul and played Riichi City. It's 100 times better!
>>552899749they wish death to their opponents, it's just pronounced weirdly there"riichi death""ron death"
You can't have sex with armpits
>>552899652200/400
>>5528996522/4>>552899745I don't know what counts as a hat room but it's not a local yaku room
>>552899865cynthia-7 posters used to have standards
>>552900502is there an svg of the janki/tetsuya 1s? with the wings spread out to the sides instead of the nintendo chicken?
>>552900337newfags allowed?
>>552900724I have a mahjong set that uses that design I could scan I guess
>>552900745Everyone is welcome in my rooms, so of course
HLONGERSARURONGBUTSU
>>552900745newfags are always allowed but it seems you are too late
>>552898819But you don't have 1.5k sessions
>>552900853>>552900885Ah, some other time then
>>552899652full and started>>552900745sorry anon... but you can still join after the game(s) are over
>>552900795it's not like i need it for anything, i was just wonderingit's also in tetsuya ps2 games, but the resolution is like 10x15 px
>sanshiki
OG Janki subs when
>>552893371I am grinching
why is there not a single person on the planet willing to sub janki when it would make me extremely happy?
>>552901152Sanshiki sounds more cool
>>552901378subbing takes a lot of work (even if you have timings done already)I'd unironically rather watch it with you and just dub it for you in real time if you could stand it
>>552901569what if we watched it on fc2 and you commented the translations
>>552901569Janki dubs when
>>552866256So regarding this, considering the reactions I should assume there's no interest for joining as an /mjg/ team?
>>552901136wait which bird
>>552901690we'd have to watch it on like at least 0.5 to match my typing speed during dialogue
I hate sheeps so much it's unreal
Last year I developed a hate so intense for this game that I'm now just come to matches and leaving so I can get a permaban.Soon I'll be free.
Shin Janki (anon dubbing all voices, talking over the characters like in old nature documentaries)
>>552901925We use our VRs just to jerk off
>>552901925Barely anyone here even has VR equipment.
>>552902063top rightholy these tiles look nice, especially the golden 冬秋夏春 on seasons (not like i play with them)
>>552895693Übermenschen like us shouldn't be concerned about such common filth
>roll on loli banner>get hag instead
>>552902340yeah it's the kino expensive set https://1kawaya.com/item/312/
>>552902326you don't need vr, just a powerful enough computer for vrchat
I hate kans so much it's unreal
Dokdoko?
>>552902515i'm really tempted to buy it, it's probably worth the money
>>552902356
>>552902940someone already made an edit out of it? nyooo
>>552902926they also have a washizu set that probably isn't dogshit https://1kawaya.com/item/213/
>>552902445Momo is hard to pull
>>552903196>transparent tilesnot sure this is a good idea
>>552903196all washizu sets are dogshit and unplayable irl thoughbeit
>>552903196holy kino>>552903328anon...
>>552903257not her, the nurse hag
>>552898819>only took 2 years to make it to saintSigh...I'm truly dekinai...
>>552903389If Akagi has transparent mahjong I’m moving it up on my watchlist
>>552902515
I hate hitsuji so much it's UNREAL
>>552903567I know anon
You don't need to spam your entire webm collection every time you remember it exists you know.It was cool the first time they were posted but now it's just annoying and disruptive.
STOP WITH THE HITSUJI
>>552904002this I missed the friendly because of the spam
How would sakis fare in washizu mahjong? Would they be able to use their abilities? I guess Toki or Nodoka would be okay, but what about Saki or other players who manipulate the wall? It is proven you can disable Awai's ability by arranging the wall in a circle, so would the lack of wall also affect Saki's rinshan kaihou or Koromo's haitei raoyue?
>>552904002>ctrl+f ‘webm’>3 resultsanon?
>>552904002why do you think it's one person
>>552904179https://youtu.be/hXDVyD3wEDk
>>552903676it does, it's a major story arc
>>552903676it's half of the show and 3/4 of the manga
>>552904002i didnt save some beforetheyre good webms
Akagi: The Manga Battle That Took 20 Years
>>552904175how is his channel called
>>552904175>if shin janki was realistic
>>552904569that's naniya mirai, you POWERlet
https://youtu.be/mYyFg8pIJYY?si=l1uvYdcJFvWHDFpm
just MTL the russian subsmake it a requirement that every team in league provides five minutes of soulful dubbing for the same Shin Janki movie. At this rate, the entire franchise will be dubbed over 40 leagues
>>552904881>MTLI can translate them to english if you really want me to
>>552904881>MTLkill yourself 90% of the russian subs are wrong
gf moves in after christmas, doesn't get along with my catmy cat is literally the nicest and friendliest cat, but will growl and hiss at her which i didn't know was even possiblethey cause drama day and it has only gotten worse, now she wants me to get rid of the catbwos, i'm at my wits end, what would you do?
>there are still anons here who have no confirmed daisangen in their haipai
>>552905026do itdo itdo itdo itDO ITDO ITDO ITDO IT
>>552905026You already said that before
>>552905082the only thing i believe in your story is that you maybe have a cat
>MTLing subs>The Russian subs no lessGod you chuds are stupid.
Lower your tone when speaking to me, trash
>>552905341You said that no TL is better than double TL from ESL
>>552905398local russians want to feel important againattentionwhoring is in their blood
>>552899652I hate sheeps gg
anyway here are the subs https://files.catbox.moe/s0zti9.7z
>>552899857I hate this retarded zoomer college retard kid like you wouldn't believein no ruleset and/or table manner in any mahjong you kakan with the tile reversed, you always either put it next to the pon (when stacking them on top of each other) or put it on the sideways tilein chinkjong you do ankan with one tile reversed (but i don't thing two tiles is wrong), but it's still an ankanthis retard got what he deserved
>>552899652gg, thank you for joining back to 3/4 >>552900745
>>552905608Just pick up the Japanese flashcards already, A Hopeless Girl already did it.
I will personally redeem the reputation of all russians if they translate shin janki into english.
>>552905504And I stand by that opinionEither commit to your retardation or don't bring it up
>>552905738Sorry! I tried to win less, but it was impossible.
>>552905796>Girl
>>552905954it wasn't your fault...
>>552904865>jews have to mention the obligatory yaku card even in their mahjong songs
I can't wait to play telephone with the Shin Janki Spanish subtitles.
>>552905954don't feel bad, it was because the flow favored you>>552899652started again
>translatingi'm just going to sub by feel nya
So how many here play Uma musume?
LISTEN TO MEI DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FLYING FUCK ABOUT PERFECTLY ACCURATE ACADEMIC STANDARD TRANSLATIONJUST LET ME WATCH JANKI WITH ENGLISH SUBS THAT AREN'T COMPLETE GIBBERISH
>>552906376I'll get to it tomorrow
>>552906354roughly half of /uma/ are /mjg/ regulars
It's 2026. Can AI just translate entire movies from audio?
Salamander
>>552906018>>552906178I know, I know, but it still results in a boring game to everyone (I assume)
>>552906376Problem is that Russians mistranslated most of the movies The translator admitted to be N4 at the time on their IRC
>>552906641but it wasn't boring? it was full of kino hands
>>552906712>N4 fucks up his first translation project/mjg/ could never accept such a soulful situation
>>552907125>firstAbout that...
>>552907356>N4 leaves a destructive path of bad translations in his wake>Nobody will ever touch them again due to lack of demand or adherence to fan translation etiquette He's like an adeptchad going -200 in league
>>552906483yeah
>>552907558Adeptchads don't leave any lasting damage behind
>>552906483AI fails to transcribe very basic JAV dialogue scenes, there's no way it could do an entire movie unless an anon with actual Japanese knowledge wants to sit there correcting it.
speaking of adeptchads, i haven't seen any that were in my league team after the league ended
>>552907939they went back to their saint account
>really wish I could be helpful with translations for /mjg/>I'm from a clown ass country that has nothing to do with mahjong beside making japs angry
>>552907939there aren't any real adeptchads in league
>>552893371will the qualifiers be steamed?i has watched dora the explorer during the break and are ready to commentary
>>552907841it would be faster to translate it from scratch
>>552905026>>552905064these are good subs, sir
>>552907764There is barely any damage as nobody is watching the Russian subtitles anyways.
>>552908741Did you miss the last 30 minutes of this thread?
>>552908894The immediate reaction to anon saying that someone should MTL the Russian subtitles tells you everything. Nobody actually wanted it.
>>552909089And yet the retard will do it anyway and post his results here
Now let's see Baki's translations.
Now let's see Ten's translations.
>>552908503>あんたは…強い男だ>今日は気分良く打てて良かったぜ…ショウちゃんのおかげだ>俺も…楽しかったthat scene was absolute kino
>>552909197Yeah and it's unwatchable to the surprise of absolutely nobody. Whether or not the subtitles were accurate originally doesn't matter, you're still playing Chinese whispers with Google Translate.
>>552908503Vgh...sakurai koukushi lover sanma saki....i kneel...
>>552899652GG, thanks for the games!
>>552899652holy 0 flow ggs
>>552899652ggs, thank you for joining, pretty fun gamesdeserved third after I stayed dama for no reason
>>552899652ggs
how many N4 indians are there on fiver? I want some 90% incorrect english subs from ESLs for maximum soul
all my damas were validated since they all went to ryuukyoku or had ippatsu deal ins to someone else
I just arrived and there is no room. Join me!Majsoul Friends Room 35680(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35680
>joined too late to pull ccowari da
>the only way to get good at mahjong is to actively study the game>just by playing you won't go anywhere, in fact you'll get worse or stay the sameI hate it.
>>552909929>you could have been the famous who??
>>552909983hairyarms
>>552909951That's how you get good at literally anything. You're probably painfully average at everything else in your life if you think this is exclusively a mahjong thing.
>puns
>>552909905I'm sorry anon but I can't accept the invite this time, I need to sleep sooner after staying up late yesterdayhave fun clacking tiles nonetheless
>>5529099053/4>>552910141its fine. sleep well
>>552909778That's the one job AI has replaced anon
>>552909951what does this mean exactly? reading can easily become passive for me, information goes in one ear and out the other. though i suppose that’s just me being bad at learning
>>5529099052/4 join me. don't me shy
>>552910031Nope, I've actually become extremely good at many things in many fields simply by doing autistic repetition and applying my intuition.But mahjong is actually too hard for me to do that because it's a hard learning enviroment, since most of the results are up to luck.
>21 sound postswhat's with mjg and soundposts?so many other generals have little to none
>>552909905started!
>>552910663it's vtumor adjacent
I got kicked for not having ready when the table was still not full?
>>552910857yes you get kicked for being afk
what happened to shika noko noko noko kosh tan tan?https://cdn.donmai.us/original/d9/ca/__shikanoko_noko_shikanoko_nokonoko_koshitantan_drawn_by_fumitan_humitan__d9ca86485d66214e0d9dd95acc10d5a4.mp4
yagooey
>>552910963
>>552910954I thought you ready up when the table is full..
people used to tell you to ready up in the thread instead of just immediately kicking...
>>552911064lmao, thanks for the spot old man
>>552911038>2 years ago
I don't ready up immediately so I can dodge the schizo accounts who join to ruin games.
why is there a 60second tameron timer
>>552911064this problem is solved if you become a koko maker
>>552911064I do this too, I want everyone to hear my ready-voice-line~
Why did Hime shilling never take off like Riichi City did?
>>552910663
>>552910963>what happened to [FOTM]Gee I don't know...
>>552911292
>>552910663but there are 22
>>552910857>>552911064Sorry anon. I checked your profile and it register 0 battles in ranked nor friendlies + you have to comments from anybody. It looked very sus so I kicked you. There is a troll that join and leave the game to ruin kokos, so.
>>552911375Hime's superiority is unquestionable
If anyone tamerons me for 60 seconds, i will actually just quit. Don't fucking test me.
>>552911491thats evil, invite him to the next one.Everyone is innocent until provne guilty
>>552911292an insurance
>>552911571How long would a Hime room take to fill in 2026?
>>552911749Depends on who's making it
>>552911749anywhere between 20 minutes and 2 hours
Someone test him >>552911595
>Clients that aren't Mahjong Soul
>>552911749almost as long as an RC room
>>552911491Oh, understandable. I’ve only been playing for a week or so and I don’t have friends
>>552911879I really want to
>>552911913Someone needs a reminder
>>552911704>>552911704>>552911945I will then. I'm planned to play more.
>>552911945damn, what's your name, i'll be your first friend
>>552912085pekora nyo...
>>552912197OUT OF MY WAY>>552911945I WILL BE YOUR FIRST FRIEND
groomer squad already appeared
Nyaggers violent as always
>>552911945Give me your friend code. I've been following your journey closely.
>>552911945Share your ID I will add you
I removed all hags from my friends list, if you're a hag main and you're missing a friend it was probably me.
Doko? I want to play with newfrens.
>>552911945SEX??? Uh I mean, post your friend code if you want haha.
>>552912231Whoever made this edit, know that it always makes me chuckle
>all these add me postsNone of the anons I sent a friend request to accepted itI see how it is
DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How come the efficiency trainer isn't yelling at me for not discarding the west wind?
>>552912859My friend list is full
>>552912859I'll be frank...
>>552913023the trainer only cares about maintaining the 5 blocks you have NOW (for immediate acceptance) and will never consider shape upgradesso 2m or honor is equally meaningless to it
>>552913027Full full or 'I will leave one slot available but don't actually delete anyone' full?
Delete me.amaekoromo-0.png
>>552913023that's just an ukeire maximizerit doesn't matter since you already have 5 blocks
>>552905082cat is sensing her evil, anon, you should dump her before she hurts you
>>552913023受け入れ
>>552913156>>552913214That makes sense, thanks anons.
>>552913180
>>552913180I use the pending list as a secondary friend list to send happy new year messages
>>552905082gf used cat's litterbox when you weren't home.
>>552905082cats think of us as fellow catsyour cat wants you to fuck her and sees your gf as a rival female
SHE'S ALREADY EXPERT 2???
>>552913627So did she start over or is all that theory from over 5 years ago written by someone with 0 games?
>>552905082Cat over gf.A girl shouldn't put you in these difficult positions in the first place, just dump her and pick the cat if she keeps being annoying over it.Tell her to shut up and wait for the cat to get used to her or to fuck off.
>>552913739it was written by a 3rd dan
>>552913820is that good
>>552913627gold room is not hard, has never been hard, and will never be hardyou are just bad
>>552913861about master 2
>>>/a/285093430
>>552914067>>552913861
>>552914067That's pretty alright. Especially with rank inflation.
>>552914067I'm 5d!
master 2 is considered good at mahjong now?but /mjg/ does nothing but bully saints?
>>>/a/285085918
>>552914286why was this post necessary
im never sitting next to the hag again, I think I got ponskipped 9 times this hanchan so far
>>552914448/mjg/ needs to aim higher than "good" as the strongest general in the west
>>552914487Why can't you let anyone have fun?
>>552914657Do you want me to draw you too
>>552913995Cope and sneed
Strongest Mahjong community on 4chan!
>>552914842>/jong/ won the last team tourneyNot fair
>>552914842This isn't /jong/, as a jonger league games felt easier than gold rooms
>>552914981jellybros...
>>552914842/doko/chad here, I consistently destroy /mjg/ celestials and saints, but the moment I get close to /jong/ adepts I get raped
>>552914841if you are somehow stuck in gold room in current year, you are genuinely being surpassed by a literal lolcow tranny as we speak
>>552914487
>>552914448Master 2 is not goodMaster 3 is also not good but slightly betterSaint 1 is barely competentIf you spend any time in Jade, you know this is true
>>552915102I'm M3, but gold room is hard.Hell, even bronze and silver rooms are way harder than what they are supposed to be.This game is fucking hard and you never gets better, only luckier.
...strongest mahjong community on /vg/
>>552915102unironically might make me hit ranked again
>>552915161What about master 1?
>>552915281/hgg2d/ has better mahjong players who can beat cheating bots with skill alone
>>552915281/ffxiv/ here, you know it's not true
The only rank that matters is your JPML rank. If you aren't at least 7D you belong in the same pile as Jenn.
>>552915281/bag/ is stronger
>>552909905gg doragon 3/4 we go again>>552911945>>552911064you can join now, anon. hopefully nobody takes the seat
NOBODY JOIN THE ROOM I'M BOOTING UP
>>552909905gg
>>552915659oh nononono
>>552915498we should really hold FFXIV kokos someday
>>552915735FFXIV is /doko/er behavior
>>552915659i left for you, get in there.gg
>>552915735I tried that game 2 years ago. They wouldn't let me in the gold saucer...
>>552915889I was already in
>>552915976I thought the newfag wanted in, oh well
In 300 seconds, I will uncover the identity of the famous newcutie.
Yes guys are so nice, it brings tears to my eyes, I just wish you guys are nice to a regular like me and not just new friends.
>>552916186shut the fuck up Luigi and bring me my snacks
>>552916186I'm only nice to influential famous X's
>>552916186>washed up hag regularahahahahahaha no
>>552916186We are holding IRL meetups regularly, so it's not like we make an exception for (You) with our kindness
One week of playing, and you already have a unique jyanshi? Very impressive.
>>552916186
Do NOT go to the /mjg/ meet up. They took something from me that I can never get back
Oh I thought the newcutie would be someone else but he was already on my friend list
Queue memesura in [NOW]
>>552916734...Time?!
Nobody gave a shit when I came here
>>552917021Me either
>>552912190>>552912347>>552912454>>552912583Thank you for your kind words frens
/jong/ cared when I started joining them
>>552917021You have to play a unique character to become a famous X. There are so many cats that they all blend together.
>>552917021Did you show a constantly polite, grateful, and inquisitive demeanor, and join friendlies?
Which character has the rudest friendly ready up line?
>>552917158Yes to all actually.I lied a bit though, some anon gave me a very indepth log review. Thanks for that, in hindsight that was more work than I gave it credit for at the time.
>>552915498I actually started playing FFXIV solely for mahjong but the queue times were too shit. Not enough asians playing, I guess.
>>552916982
>>552917262why would you play mahjong on a 2nd hand client like FFXIV or Yakuza? Unless you are ERPing
>>552917176
>>552917467So you were a harbourmaster and you gambled away your dock?What do you do for a living since then?
Novicelad is pushing double musuji against two riichis at noten. I'm scared for him.
>>552917262You should visit the Jap region for mahjong, queues are Data Center-specific
>>552916796There are multiple newcuties. By my reckoning, 3. I'm 1 of them, the other has double my games, and the one in the room
3/4 for sura
>>552917740based!
>>552917783..but I’m not cute!
Lawrence of Arabia (1962) | 4K HDR Ultra HD Blu-ray | Surround Sound [CC Available]00:50:49
>>552917176The jongkler threatens to kill people when he joins a room and acts like an impatient asshole when he readies up
>>552917521My friends pestered me about the game for literal years and what eventually pushed me into it was them waving mahjong in front of me like a treat for a dog.
>>552917617It's not that bad?
>calling yourself "newcutie"
>>552918139Yawn loudly in the face of the next person you talk to and see how they react
>>552918313they're gonna yawn as well?
>>552917617That one is pretty bad.
In hindsight, it was a bad ron. I should have waited one more turn, sorry Gilbro.
>>552918679The fuck.
touch grass
>>552918750It's a character designed for women, what do you expect?
mahjong
>>552918750I do kinda feel bad when I join a friendly and he says that.
>>552909905
>>552918863two sided sword
>>552918847women like rude guys?
>>552918882gg
>>552918847He's good at tilting the japs in ranked. Voice lines AND emotes.
>>552909905gg anons good games>>552918747>dama shadowrealm 4th anonjust dont dama, fag. I know you did it last in fear for me
>>552918679Holy basado.>>552918847He tells it the way it is. He's /our/guy
>>552919130from what I have seen, you get insta muted by japs the second you emote anything in jade+
>>552919004Only if they’re hot
>>552919259They're usually a bit more chill in Throne
>>552919004He's a hot, mysterious and self-confidant to the point of arrogance guy with a lot going on, chicks dig thatHe's straight out of a jousei
>>552918514
>>552919421But his design is wack and his shit's all retarded. The thing on his had looks like a bike helmet.
>>552919259That is probably just bias because the only time you will see a PoV of a jap muting everyone is when he is streaming, so it might be a streamer thing.
>>552919259Why are they like this?
Females detected
emoting in ranked is bad flowI learned this the hard waykujouriu-12.png
>>552919196No, it was actually to try and snipe you. if I was scared of you I wouldn't have dropped manzu in the obvious manzu chiinitsu haneman. But alas, you got really lucky every game. In a way you also got lucky I didn't feel like trying to get 1st and I was fine with 2nd.The wait was also bad and depleted and it was a middle tile, it was also already dealer mangan with a yaku, so no reason to riichi it. And worst case scenario I ended the game in 2nd.
is every chink name + ichihime a bot?
>>552920021sounds like cope
>>552920093yes
when does tourney hajimaru
>>552920093every chink is a bot period
>>552920021thats cope. git gud
>>552919228/our/guy is another guy
Shan't listen to luckshitters being retarded.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3737990/Isekat_Crushed_by_a_Computer_My_Beloved_Kitten_is_Transported_to_a_Fantasy_World_where_its_Typing_Skills_Save_the_Kingdom/
>>552919615It's called a hat
>>552920645wagahai wa neko de aru
>>552920645Why are you a furry
>>552920645
>>552920645>My Beloved
>>552920894>can't read words without thinking about specific anons anymore
>>552920654Hats are cool, so that can't be one.
me on the left
>>552921231And silver hairs are supposed to be cool, not cringe
>>552921231rape rape rape rape rape
When I was a new adeptchad someone dama pinfu'd me on my second friendly
Are we sharing names again? I'm Norville, nice to meet you /mjg/
My beloved meido waifu.Also watapon.
>>552921528I had someone ron skip just to target me. I did join a 3/4 room, so I imagine they had a laugh about it.
>>552921635/jong/er
I made someone quit mahjong.
>>552921528i trick people into playing mahjong and then i dama baiman them in 1v1 lobbies
My name is too intellectual for many posters
>>552921763Yeah.
I will ron skip if you're a new novice and I've never seen you before, but only once per game. I'm not that merciful.
>>552921841Get real, making someone join mahjong is the true evil deed.
>>552921841>baby achievementsI ruined my rival's life.>>552921959Not something I would even wish upon my worse enemies.
>>552921934hello INTECH4L
>names
>>552922107>I ruined my rival's life.You made the google docs?
>n4m35
>>552922443I plapped him till he died.
coding a machine learning library in c from scratchcynthia-7.png
Let's celebrate this 2016 with a WWYD
>>5529230242m
>>552923024is the 2m
>>5529230241m for pinfufuck the 12234 i don't care what uzak says
Majsoul Friends Room 66636(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66636I'm bored annual meme roomsuuhan shibariopen handsomething something...>>5529230241m for the hidden sanshoku
>>552923457>suuhan
>reading manga>character named Saki>not a cute male
>>552923457Adeptchuds allowed in?
>>552923457>4han limitare you insane?that's literally impossible
>>552923457full. don't fall asleep
>>552923708You don't want into that room adeptchad. Trust me.
>>552923708no one should be allowed into that cursed room
>>552923930KURO SEXO!
>>552923457>4 han shibarienjoy forcing chinitsu every round
>>552924076Illya wouldn't say this
pei
>>552924504stop that
>>552924430actions speak louder than words
>>552923024Is there any other answer than 2m? I can only think of stupid things like 1m then 1p for tanyao but then you're waiting on two 9s anyway
>>552924105>implying we'll ever go beyond E1
post me the best kuro doujin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzD76g4BlQA
>he hasn't jerked off to it yet
>ippatsu count for the han limitif dora doesn't, neither should ippatsu
>>552925523drop that
Waiting patiently for the sanma room in 5 hours.
>>552925195I came https://exhentai.org/g/3243617/48985fa434/
>>552925523Her pei voiceline is annoying, so I muted her
>>552925195https://exhentai.org/g/1664971/0fa26f4a2e/https://nhentai.net/g/317620/
>>552925885what the fuck...
Majsoul Friends Room 66389(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66389I'm up for a game of sanma
>>552926434full
>>552926434
>>552926434im not
>fullsanma hate, my ass
sex ari koko doko
What goes through the mind of someone who plays sanma?
>>552928058PEI
>>552923930Pussy too big.
>>552928181It's adult sized
>>552928058I'm saint btw
>>552928058I'm puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushing
>>552928273I'm an adult and my dick isn't gorilla sized.
>>552928181stop being gay. meaty pussy best pussy
>>552928339Gorillas actually have very small penises so you probably do.
for me it's puffy
>>552928058JACKPOT
>>552928390puffy is the best
>>552928423I meant gorilla arm.Also my dick is above average, but that kuro pussy seems to be demanding 30cm length and 10cm diameter minimum. There's no shame in knowing my limits. I didn't pick my dick size.
>>552928580>seems to be demanding 30cm length and 10cm diameter minimum.A reasonable request
>>552928580>like big asses>my 13cm wont even reach the hole
>>552923024answer doko
>>552926434what an end
>>552929041Right here.*unzips*
expert tomorrow, surely..
>>552929884I can coach you
I'm out of nukige
>>552930246Now read chuunige
>>552929884Say it like you mean it coward, by your crying emote and weak, passive tone alone, I can deduce, you will in fact, not reach expert tomorrow.
>>552929884I can bigcoach you
>>552930246How can you be out of slop?
I am out of kinoge
>>552929884Are you sure you want that anon? Isn't it safe and warm in adept?
>>552930358THIS
>>552923457how far along are you guys, made it to E3 yet?
I have around 1200 eroge in my backlog, including some I'm pretty excited to try to others that just seem like it might be interesting but I don't have high hopes. What's the most efficient way to go through them? I'm too lazy to sort them out so I'm planning to spin a wheel and give each game ~1 hour before deciding if it's worth it.
>>552930379>slopIt's hard to filter the wheat from the chaff these days. At least nukige is upfront about it it's purpose. "People" on VNDB have voted a fucking WEG into the top 20
So are they alts or just sharing one braincell?
>>552923240>>552923281>>552923384>>552923457>>552924971>>552929041
>>552930876I saw them in a room together, but I still have doubts.
>>552930885>keeping 12234hahahaha no uzakek
>>552930767They're probably all passed out
>>552930885Me? I drop 1m hereamaekoromo-0.png
>>552930971>Cutting from the shape that will give you a head on 1, 2, 4, and 5 draws
>>552930885I see I'm not operating on the level of brain required for this
>>552930885I got it right instinctively, but I was shamed into not posting my answer because everyone else posted something different.
>>552930812Just read the best plotge and your backlog will be in hundreds rather than thousands
>>552926434ggs dabe
>>552926434GG
>>552930767We're in Miko's dungeon.
>>552926434gg dama nigger gets the rope
I have hundreds of shitty DLSite h-games on my backlog but I ignore them and replay the classics like Liz
>>552930358For me? It's ReWrite
I only read niggerge
>>552923457what an ass of a game but the despair of that novice when he kept cluelessly pushing for dealer tenpai. thanks for joining guys!
>>552932352Muramasa and Umineko?
>>552923457ggs, those haiteis were a miracle.>newfren learned dealing in on purpose on his first day
GGjust let me dieeeee
Feels good getting these medals
>>552930358Recommends?
>>552932453thanks for feeding me all those pons and chiis
pei..... ikku-ga.....
why is mahjong so darn exhausting? It’s just counting to 5…
There was a drive by shooting that just took place down the street from me
https://youtube.com/shorts/dwJ_RymRxVAcynthia-7.png
>>552934147We all know it was your doing
>>552934171I saw this yesterday
>>552934335Wish i had someone like this
>>552934335Imagine if she was flat and 8 years oldPerfection
>>552934171i didn't see this today
>>552934769cute hag table
>>552934769hag love
>>552934769>mutsuki pov
>>552934938who ever made this needs to have their hands cuffed so that they will never be allowed to make something like this again.
Look at this hag!
should I roll 1(once) to get sheep?
>>552935225do you have a problem with big tiddy hags?
Look at this fag!
>>552935362I'm looking at the outline artifacts, so uneven like someone took a bite, you can do better
Hag hours! Post hag!
>>552935362It's a nice hag.
best hag right here
>>552935753It's looking at me.
>>552935753
genuinely the most boring design in all of mahjong soul
who could possibly be behind this
>>552935753sloppa
>>552935753sexiest girl itt
>>552936027Draw me semi lewd Doragon OC right now then.
which famous hag do we blame for this?
>>552936027better than shitchihime
>>552921640>>552898294>>552914487amaekoromo-0.png
>>552936032boomer meme for boomer character. Very good
>>552934769nice nagashi
>>552935497I tried it and got the hag
My recent flow has been excellent.200 points to Expert 2
fujiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>552936595wow i just noticed the nagashi too much focus on looking at the cute hag
>majsoul steamfor what purpose
>>552936858cant go back to browser once you get used to the client
>>552936826You didn't ask yourself "why did anon post this?" and then looked at the bakyo?
Explain why this hand isn't a tsuuiisou (winning hand composed of only character tiles)
>>552937002he has his priorities straight
>>552937081because the hand isnt all honor tiles?
>>552937228chun can be a man if he wants to, dont misgender him
>>552937081Look at those tiles again anon
>>552937440that would make it even farther from tsuuiisou
>>552937081Because there is blacks
If I want to host a room is there anything I should change in Advanced Settings?
>>552937895I will get my proper clearance from the mahjong council first of course
>>552937831nope no need to, default rules are usually whats expected
>>552937831yeah you're gonna wanna enable show hands and set the min points to win at 50000
>>552937081>>552937440Anon, learn your yakus if you want to get out of silver
>>552937831Standard is good, but do anything you want, we will join anyway. Only old men that hate fun won't join
Majsoul Friends Room 91082(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91082Play game
Hello,I am back to playing the cat.Thank you for your attention.
>>5529378312han minimum and kuitan nashi
>>552938339only EVIL ichihime would say this
>>5529382972/4
>>552938407that implies the existence of a Good ichihime
>>552938297Started
>>552938326
>>552938495>>552938297>started
>>552937081Chun isn't a manzu tile despite how squiggly it is?
I'm horny again.
>>552939068Hornyness is caused by nearby mikos
I'm Aru
>>552939262Aru's arus?
Aru's anus
You guys are such dorks. I love you
>tourney is less than 12 hours away and I’ve had nothing but bad games todayflowGODS, how do i reverse the tilt before it’s too late
>>552939857girls don't poop
>jyanshis that canonically eat male ass
>jyanshis that canonically eat own ass
>>552940438nana is pure
Touch grass? eat ass.
>>552940589Pure anal only slut
>>552940438does this not mean munching carpet in JSL?
Today we are journeying to the faraway land of East 2...
there's a tourney?
I've been thinking about it for 30 years, and I still have no idea why I like the things I like.I wish I could just reset and like other things... why...
bitch
nigger
>>552942307just bee urself
I took the ASVAB and scored a mid-20s I asked the recruiter what I can do with that and he looked me dead in the eye and said "infantry"
Ah yes open the qualis at 10AM on a Wednesday … burgers get FUCKED
>>552942307>I wish I could just reset and like other thingsWhy? Do you not like the things you like?
>>552942994>koito is getting put into the meat grinder
>>552943092Genital flogging and urethral play
>>552942307Imagine how different your life would be if you were into basketball and cars and not anime porn lmao
kino
>>552942307same tbhqdesu about my 3d lolicon. But there’s no changing what we like, we just gotta live with it fren
>>552938297Holy lmao. Gg brosBack to 3/4
>>552938297gg anons I have to have diner. amazing end
>2 novices in the same week
>>552943495they were all me btw
>>552943068shouldn't have lost the war
>>552943495he knew what emote to use when someone Kans, it was suspicious
>>552943304>3d loliconanon…
>>552943627I am wise in the ways of the ponkat thanks to the miracle of online culture
MAKA is like Saint 1 level no?
There is functionally no difference between a Saint and an Adept
>>552943656i love little girls i cannot lie
>>552942307Look at it on the bright side. At least you're not into this. Probably.https://mjgbooru.com/post/6052
>>552943870Quit farting all over the place, freak
I need a female jyanshi that is basically just M16 from GFL.But collab never ever because ching and chong are tomodachiis that turned into rivals/enemies.
>>552943932i miss the me a second ago who didn’t know “ladypot” existed
>>552944102Thanks for the warning, I still don't know what it means.
>>552943932
>>552943932I see.
>>552943932>this is what ryan mains think about in their free time
Bravo burgers!
Look at this doragon!
>>552944640sexo
>>552944640fake child
>>552944640canonically she is as heavy as a ford ranger
>>552942994How are you even able to write out a post on your own?
>>552944968I’d take all her weight if you know what I mean
I took a military admission test once and scored well enough for any position but failed the psych eval
>>552942994Please serve as my league captain
>>552945202you were too sane
>>552942307You actually can change what you like. I fell into some really gross fetishes when I was a kid with unrestricted internet access, but as I grew older I simply decided they were unacceptable and forced myself to become a vanilla-only chad. It doesn't even take much willpower, it's way easier than dieting or nofap.
>>552945378Wtf how.
>>552944640thighs too thin
for me it's vore
>>552943812MAKA is celestial actually
>>552938297Ggs bros, I have to make dinner. Was really fun, will host again sometime
>>552945519Literally just goon to something else. Your dick isn't as picky as you think it is, it'll bust to whatever you want it to with enough stimulation.
>>552944640I prefer this thinner brush tail as opposed to half a fish sticking out of her.
>>552938297ggs, another high octane all lastichihime-1.png
>>552945810Same.Favorite artist?
>>552945378>>552945519i did the exact same thing by deleting the offending images from my hard drive, using blacklists, and intentionally gooning to vanilla. i can look back on my porn folder with pride nowichihime-0.png
>>552938297ggs, luckiest alt won.
>>552946050but im young
>>552945875>>552946037In hindsight, I think I'd kill myself if I started liking normal women.
>>552945875This anon has a scat fetish
>>552938297gg
>>552946050I'm not an alt but I did play on tenhou with /a/ back in 2007 if that counts
>>552946156>futashits actually think like thisfix yourself
>>552946241Oops I didn't even win. Ignore meichihime-1.png
Most deranged thing I've ever jerked off to is NTRkaguyahime-2.png
>>552946390That's normalkaguyahime-0.png
>>552946390Whomstever would do such a thingmila-7.png
>>552946370>>552946241yagiyui-8.png
I need fuji to milk me raw...
>>552946718Buy jade, gweilofuji-0.png
Every cat is not the same, we are not a hive mind.ichihime-3.png
Every cat is not the same, we are not a hive mind.ichihime-12.png
Every cat is not the same, we are not a hive mind.ichihime-997.png
Every cat is not the same, we are not a hive mind.ichihime-8.png
evens jag off odds jig off0 jong off
where's my plappabake
what happens if someone ron’s off your tsumo
>page 2make a new
>>552947779it's called chantsumothey get +1 han
Recreating an Ancient Pump (with no moving parts)cynthia-7.png
>>552948118specially evil
I am sooo sleepy but recently I just really hate sleeping.amaekoromo-990.png
>>552948324find the post
bake?bake doko?we can't survive posting under these conditions
>>552948763posting will continue until morale improves
in 2026 i will get a gf
doko I'm chillin
>go to reply to message>this player only allows friends to leave messages nyo...
>>552948763Post the OP image and I’ll do it
>>552949079amaekoromo-0.png
with no images nobody can besmirch my main
>>552948763it's not even bump limit
pondering hanner's thick bush
doko or I'm gonna jerko
kokohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enSjo1wYeE4
make a room
>>552948324>>552948757How did you do that.
Majsoul Friends Room 88755(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=88755Ate dinner, play game
why are we getting newcats
>>5529504153/4 on the catroom
>>552945202>>552945290Anon very likely failed because he was labeled as bitchmade, not even joking.
>>552950415Still 3/4, please donate to the homeless cats todayichihime-2.png
There are hanners in the woods, be careful.
I'll join a koko tomorrow.
>>552950994is that in 43 minutes?
>>552950415Started! May the luckiest cat win
>>552950814dont go camping during hanner mating season
hanner summer camp
Surely the biggest cat wouldn't harm one of her own...
I fucking hate the IRL circlejerk
What the fuck happened to our image slots? We were doing so well for the past couple threads.
friendly flow checks have been awful so my tournament games should be good
fuji-3.png(ACDC - Back In Black starts playing)DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE MAHJONG GEEZER>WAKE UP AND MEET THE WIFE FU JI>MY 25 DOLLAR OUTFIT, ISNT SHE BEAUTIFUL>TIME TO ROLL CATS IN A SOUTH MATCH>QUEUE UP THE GOLD ROOM WHEYYYY>QUICK STOP AT MY PROFILE>AND CHECK ON MY MATCH HISTORY>GET PISSED OFF>FLOW LOOKING DOGSHIT TODAY LADS>JUST A BIT OF LUCKSHITTING>LOG REVIEW MAKES A 4TH PLACE LOSS WORSE>POP DOWN TO THE OTHER PLAYERS HANDS>MY WINNING TILES, LOOK AT THAT>LUCKY CHARM GAVE JADE, LOVELY>POP DOWN PLAY A FEW FRIENDLIES WITH THE LADS>AND FINISH UP AT THE MAHJONG GENERAL BOARD
>>552952034ping the IRC brits to voice this
>Suddenly feel like watching the Gintama x Mahjong Soul collab episode>ITS GONEDoes anyone have a copy or something? And does anyone know why Yostar scrubbed it from existence?
Why was he so mad in this, did he win? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmManRMjWLw
>>552952227I'm sorry, but this is the best I could find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm_sxCseU0U
oh no no no gintamashitsyostar was THAT ashamed of the collab?
>>552952227>Check both Twitter accounts>Posts were deleted>Video is privateWhat the fugg? 360p copy of the Japanese version on Bilibilihttps://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ubHVz4Evc/
Lost media super limited edition secret episode.
>>5529504153/43/43/43/43/43/4
>>552952227https://files.catbox.moe/luy6nv.mp4
>>552950415Gg!3/4 again
>>552952289pretty sure hes just mad at janki that the mahjong is too low level
>>552952853>>552952965where's the secret message suggesting that taiwan is a country
>>552952227We're not getting a second collab are we? Holy flopperoni.
>>552952704Holy shit Pippa is insufferable. I denounce /jong/
>>552952965YOU IDIOT, YOU THINK I SPEAK JAPANESE?!?!
>>552953049/jong/ hates pippa too
>>552952965Hmm, I swear I downloaded it somewhere. Guess I download it again
>>552953029Are you pretending to be stupid? The collab did extremely well in terms of sales.
>>552950415Still 3/4, pls donate your hands to hungry cats in need this new years
Please god hurry up and replace these disgusting vtuber roasties with AI
>"please hurry up and let's turn everyone into incels" And what's worse is that it's going to happen and everyone is retarded shiroko-7
dont bake the thread im gonna bake it
>>552950415Started!
>>552953595we're on page 5
>>552908325maybe an occasional short stream or two, depending on my mood or if there's free timeplayoffs will be fully covered
bake or the scary nun will be the op image
I need Amanda. ..
>>552953724[thread deleted]
>>552953724Everyone is just going to ignore your thread and post in the other one that will be posted afterwards, so.
>>552953419>AIslop streams that are trained on the roastie vtubersnow what?aiharamai-5.png
>>552953724172.png
>>552953682yeah just hold on
>>552954083>>552954083>>552954083
>>552905082The gf probably already abused the cat when you weren't looking, and that's why it's so hostile and she's so eager to get rid of it.
>>552950415ggnya
>>552954835You wouldn't abuse a cat nya...
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