Previous: >>553003738 >Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
I can feel it... This is going to be a good thread.
im not even gonna record my cm7 loss...
gyaru
>>553028521Oh hey I drew that i totally forgot
>>553027592Turns out it's just a guts deck.
Digitan LOVE
>>553028721ichihime...
GUYS QUICK MY TP IS GONNA OVERFLOW WEDDING OR BASED MAYA FOR CM8???
>last thread's animu recommendationsYou guys are fine>>553028618They could rotoscope them and animate the other guys static most of the times, like that one episode of Death Note where it's just 20 minutes of walking, talking and inner monologues
Just watched the 1998 Takarazuka Kinen. I thought Dober was a late surger but she was basically a front runner?
>>553028873Wedding it
>>553028824How long until MANT anyways?
>>553028889>no tailthat's not Rudolf
How many anons have all 7 CM plats still?
>>5530289872 months
ButtSweat is recruiting! We're a casual /uma/ club with low reqs (don't flatline, don't disappear for a week), and offer so much more!Well not that much more. We chat in-game! Some people give advice, others discuss Taiki's Taikis, some moan about 5 double-circle Aoharu losses; the options are endless. A selling point for some, possibly!Recruiting a little late to allow people winter holidays without stressing about the game. I regret nothing - yet.Respond here or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile to join.
>>553028889>you'll never land a luna gfWhy even live bros...
So, crossover when?
/uma/ hasn't talked about ningen trainers in a bitSay something nice to them!
...why did I install this? I went from mildly tilted about my loss to FUCKING FURIOUShttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=hwZHcSnhbn
>>553028987I've heard a few months but I'm running this for Unity
>jannies don't give a shit if you spam slop>they don't give a shit if you insult based white boys>they don't care if you insult black people>they don't care if you spam off topic non-sense all day long>they will lynch you the moment you talk shit about their disgusting shit skin BROWN friends, calling you racist for itlmao the street shitting poorfag /vg/ mods are hilarious. best part is that this post was 10 fucking hours ago, in a long dead and forgotten thread
>>553028909>They could rotoscope themWhat, like Aku no Hana?
I've never confessed to anyone but I've had several people confess to me in the past
>>553026208Here's one anon >>553029092
Decks for Digitan?
>>553028889literally who wouldn't take this she's so fucking hot
sorry minorities but honorary aryan meisho doto is the real spice queen here
Reminder that BROWN insects deserve all the hate they get
>>553029151What seems to be the problem anon
>>553028889Where is her tail.
>>553029151wtf are those skills is this b
OKAY IM GONNA FUCKING SAY ITTHE PURPLE UNIFORMS ARE FUCKING UGLYTHEY ARE SO FUCKING UGLYGOD FUCKING DAMMIT THEY ARE UGLYAND THE PURPLE WINTER THIGH HIGHS ARE THE FUCKING WORST
>>553029237YesAs long as they only do the horses it should work
other club got filled, invite me410856464265
>>553028889This is just some random roastie cosplaying Rudolf
>>553029453I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE THE DYING SUZUKA KILLING TWO OF MY GIRLS WITH HER?!
>>553029634manhattan cafe wouldn't say this and also she would never play mahjong as she can sense the immense deterioration it causes to the soul
>>553029687AUTIS/uma/ DANCHOU PLEASETHIS WAS THE ANON YOU MISSED BEFORE
can someone post the kitasan plush looking to the side halfway through the gif please
>>553028889I want to learn more about her lemons.
>>553029382God, Hishi Amazon really makes my colonizer genes act up
>>553029687>DoxxxedAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>553029496NTA, looking at the statlines no, it doesn't look like itMaybe he matched up with jobbers
>>553026998I feel like a lot of modern show lack charm, soul if you will. everything that gets mega popular nowadays is nothing but shonen stuff with impact frames every half second
>>553029991not every anime is fukcing one piece dude theres a lot more
>>553029138I will save Happy Meek from Aoi one day. Happy Meek deserves better
>>553029864
>>553029721Maybe your girls should git gud
Do you want Super Creek to pamper you?
>>553029939Hi Alice, show bobs plz
>>553029839...And Suzuka would?
*Stabs your uma*
im worried that if I impregnate oguri cap our kids will be fucking retarded
>>553029843We missed each other by like, an hour. Flatliner in process of being boiled with replacement invited.
>>553030136thanks, I love you anonI thought there also was a version where she was sitting in the crane machine itself, but maybe not
>>553026998When the production output reaches really high of a form of media. The overall quality and work dimishes over time as production gets higher. How many shows a season? and how many are actually good that season? Here is a rec that's recent. And actually came from the Cygames anime studio. Apocalypse Hotel.
This thread will be hopeful
>>553030143I hope that Suzunigger fuck gets shit on by a flock of seagulls. Grass Wonder was going to win that shit.
>Senior Year Maygood morning I hate women
>>553030220>the ultimate gamba fuckbuddy
>>553030085one piece is boring slop but I'm talking about stuff like JJK, solo leveling, and the dozen isekai that release every season. now you're lucky to find 5 shows worth watching
Last call anons.
I will ask again because nobody was able to solve this, it's like everyone here is a casual shitterHow the fuck do you win as pace chaser when some faggot brings triple front? I was watching some JP cm meta videos and you can't win as pace chaser if some faggot uses triple front, most pace skills require to be in the front pack which is position 2 and 3, not even Chrono Genesis can proc her shit when there is 3 fronts
>>553030648depends on the track
any tips for End closer parent runs? my taishin loses 6+ g1s every career, always. sometimes 9th in debut. I don't have issues on anyone else. 12 skills with 800spd+600stam+600power+500guts+300wit by senior and she lost 5 races. I'm starting to hate her.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/85j0mOokegw>today I'll sing a nostalgic japanese songyou're from kentucky ma'am
>>553030398Sexy...
Recently rewatched s2 and turned off my nostalgia goggles. I can safely say cingray is so much better. Even RTT is better than s2. Definitely overrated and dated.
>>553030625TRUE 13 MINUTESGET HER NOOOOOOOOOOW
>>553029991That's correct but there are also some that are nice to watch like Ruri Rocks, Dr. Stone, Kusuriya, Hibimeshi, Dungeon Meshi, CITY, Tensei Ojiisan, Medalist, Campfire Cooking in Another World, etc
AlmondLove has 1 open spot for an active anon. No flatlining
>>553030220I always alert Tazuna. I would never expose my umas to her pseudoscience
>>553030734Borrow the wit shakur and just slap a ryan or oguri.
>>553030648you can be in 4th with shooting for victory :D
>>553030734buy midrace velocity skills early
>>553030294Oh no it happened again... At least the flatliner is killed
>>553030197All the time.
>>553030398Mandatory card when Festa releases.
>>553030648You bring a Suzuka and murder the fronts, simple as. Fronts do not have good accels except the 1st place.
>>553030798I'm watching darwin jihen this season after reading the manga a few years ago but not much else
>>553030798This is such a femcoded list holy shit
>>553031116I think your taste in anime is just too fried by shounen tag
>>553030625thats all she's gonna get from me
>>553031116Dr. Stone is not fem coded. They make fucking guns out of rocks and wood and shoot each other.
>>553031116two of these are literally loli/hebe jerkbait anime and women won't even touch those
>>553031346>>553031362You will never be a woman.
>>553031116Ruri Rocks is anything but femcoded
>>553030625Thank you anon, I fucking love you, seriously
>>553030625I gave her 10 daily pulls and 9 pink tickets and got her.
>>553031315Fuck you Mejiro Dober
>>553030807See >>553029687
>>553031095Man, L'arc golshi is so beautiful it almost makes me think of her as a woman
/Uma/ Club (S+ enthusiastic but S-minimum realist club) may soon have room for a couple toreina in search of a S/S+ club. Reply if interested!
https://youtu.be/cCI1owQ7CXI?si=RTPngKIW_2vvoAtB&t=12How do you do fellow boomers
>>553031116Post like this most of the time reeks of insecurity about masculinity
>>553031432thank God for that
>sweet, 30 energy and 20 stamina, just what I-WHAT THE FUCK
>finally have my own kitasan >hey maybe i can compete in A>try hard for once>good builds and can win cm rooms here>lose>see anons win with lessThat's demoralizing I'll go back to one career per dayIs that allowed, dancho? I'll still do it if not anyway
>>553030625>have taiki and dober>only front i have and am interested in is suzukaGuess I'm a gambler/ender for life
>>553031687Hit the gym Trainer-san
>>553031687HAHA THIS NIGGA CANT EVEN LIFT A HOE FUCKING BRICKED NIGGA POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH
>>553031687How amusing!
>>553031116You haven't seen femcoded until you see my list of anime
>>553031590For me it's https://youtu.be/p9qWsgRl0Qwumamusume
>>553031687hoeeeh?
>>553031687blud still doing URA
fuck me i almost forgot
What am I supposed to do with my retired uma
>>553031954
No LoGH yet? Still pretty proud of the suggestions between this thread and the last though.
>>553031972Why would you do parent runs in unity>le random skill hintsDo you understand what happens in parent farming?
>>553032041Impregnate and train your daughter when she comes of age
>>553031489(me)this is seriously the highlight of my day, I don't even know if I want to play anymore for today, it can literally only get worse from here
You will never be purple.
>>553031972>he is unaware
>>553030625>they didn't roll for dober during oguri release hot periodIn 120 pulls I got:>spechud>seXoguri>og big head>wedding maya>priest wonder>digital>dober
CYGAMES PLEASE GIVE ME MORE VETERAN SLOTSI DONT WANNYA GLUE MY CM FINALISTS
>>553031901https://youtu.be/7Ywjy-Osh-s?si=abRdtoCjlvPRaABEBased
>>553030625>had to take a massive shit>missed the bannerAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553032128>Why would you do parent runs in unitybecause you get generic whites out the ass that basically double your SP on aces, while getting all the same hints you would from your deck, while having easier training?
>>553032237Guess your account is down the shitter
>>553030648LuckI threw all pacers and lostMy friend threw all pacers too and wonI don't understand why you're all thinking too hard about this, it's all RNG, go grab skills related to your needs then pray
>>553031095I want to have sex with Goldshinshin
>>553031854Post it.
>>553030648I’ve had to run a giga nig like NY ace to contest the other fronts and to pull my chrono and it has worked and helps my loves also win sometimes. Iirc in the chanmi a couple of months ago I won using chrono/loves only you/ny ace. It helps that senkou has had a shit ton of tools while nige still doesn’t have a new one besides the str bourbon
Pregnant CB
CYGENDEROUS
>>553031687teiobwo…
>>553031451My female coworker recommended it to me I think it's so cozy even women like it. Hard to resist those thighs and boobs no matter the gender I guess. Or she just watches anime with her kids.
>>553032431Why would I pray when I can just play 3 fronts and win every single time
In the ingame chat, you cannot put any word and space behind the word "about"why does that get wordfiltered? "How about a coffee" "what about" etc.why? what sort of curse word could you possibly try to communicate with a word before the word "about"?
>56.4kmust be pakalive rewards
>>553032472Would she actually wear this?She's not Americano...
>>553032730>runaway shows up>either all your fronts are dead or you wasted points on NSM
>>553032730Literally just run a big nige to help your senkous/sashis
>>553032463>Umineko (The VN is better)>Toaru (Railgun specifically)>Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai>Kakegurui (The manga is "better")>PSG>Gridman>Dagashi Kashi>Free! >Haikyuu>School Rumble>Ojamajo Doremi>Bobobo
>>553032730Because if pacer or a late hits their NSM and another accel together they win for free
>>553032770Abo
>>553032786she will after I'm done cumming in her womb
>>553032786The God Emperor has decreed everything belongs to America
>>553032954bro watches YAOI lmfaooooooo
This is a very erotic little creature but her eyes and events are kind of ominous...
>>553032128>>553032345>1100 of any stat along with 600+ of every other stat with right deck>Unity cup white+Ura finals white (no idea how my B teams in parent runs consistently beat zenith lol)>potential Ignited skill spark for memesYeah just do it.
>errrmmm it's all lucksounds like loser talk to me
>>553031116you don't even know what that means
>>553032954Free! is unironically great once you get past over the part where you think watching it makes you gay
>>553032954>Umineko anime
>>553031687ningenbros...
>>553032954Bwo.. School rumble is legit my fave anime of all time... I rewatched that shit more than 20x. Idk how is that femcoded
>>553033009Well yeah, I'm the only fujoshi /here/ that plays umamusume
>>553033154what the fuck is umanko
>>553032954The ultimate combination of unc, spokon, based, gay, GAY, and KINO
>>553032837>>553032960>browns can't readI said 3 fronts wins every single time, are you too retarded to read?
>>553033041>>553032345none of this is true
>>553029339Anyone?
actual faggots
>>553032954I liked school rumble..
>>553033224Something every uma hasI have no image of THAT falco for this
>>553033216>>553033310Sis...
>dober's banner ends without me getting her because i had to pivot to xoguri's banner>get enough clovers for a trainee ticket>use it on xoguri's banner>rainbow door>doberI'm not complaining but come the fuck on
Why did they not make more gdgd Fairies? I know there's some other garbage with male fairies and such, but fuck that.
>>553032954Haikyuu is kino but if you want to YAOImax you need to rec Yowamushi Pedal. It's a bit similar to Uma since it boils down to cool characters running fast and screaming towards the finish line. Here's this very sane individual who shows up around the third season
>>553030398Mandatory card for open league
>>553033397>had to pivot to xoguri's bannerif you weren't a retard this wouldn't be the case
>>553030398What skills does this card give?
>>553033518spending the summer with loli palmer
>>553033471I've been recommended yowapeda before but I forgot it existed... I can give it a try though.
>>553033548gold version of risky business
>>553033224When the umanko cry...
>>553030625If I feel like I need her, will get her with paid selector later.
>>553033218I'm not a fujoshi because I'm not a joshi but I've enjoyed some of the recent bl anime. Sasaki to Miyano was great.
>>553033601nta but 1 and 2 were KINO. I haven't watch 3
>>553032954>boboboBASED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY-nC4INJuEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9QTaxnm-P0
>>553033518that must be a loli Switch as well
They're stanced up and dancing funnyReally weird to see Curren Chan dancing like that lol
>>553033646I don't get the spic "humor"
>>553033601>>553033697nevermind. it seems I've already watched 3. it's the newer Yowamushi Pedal that I haven't watched. all 3 season were kino
>>553032954>free!nigga you just gay as hell
>>553033680fudanshi..
>>553033518the switch fucking kills me>"Hey mister, want to play with Palmer-chan?">"Ahhh... but you know you're not allowed to touch, ehe... dirty old man...">...>"Mister?">*BING BING WAHOO*
>>553033639Sounds funI'll run it on every uma, even the ones for CMs
I love Rice
>>553032954Watch Chihayafuru next
>>553033834the humor is just existing meme but redrawn by hand to include related umamusumeI kinda like it, at least they take the effort to create and draw, but I hate spiclang and most of their memes are ugly as shit
>>553029138my trainee watching from the hallway while i'm balls deep in riko
>4 double circles and 1 circleThis run was going too well, fuck...
>>553033639Forgot to ask, is it free? If it's free I'll run it, if not forget it
goat cheese is so GOATEDhow would Doto's cheese taste like? she's the closet thing
>>553033931She has a very cute casual outfit.
frenzied skills are bugged and don't stack
>>553033601First two seasons are very easy to get into, when I watched them I couldn't stop saying "just one more episode...">>553033847I've watched all seasons, basically it's more of the same. Doesn't touch the first three seasons but they're competent, season 4 has some very HYPE moments, season 5 less so (it was notorious for pissing off some fujos because for once they cut off material). I wish there was another season, really like Midousuji.
>>553034132just go to the bath Oguri, you don't need to ask for my permission every time
>high win rate>2nd in every CMI should just kill myself, right?
>>553029138I wish she showed up in future scenarios, I want to date her some more
>>553032954>>553033216The school rumble manga is unironically fucking kino and has one of my favorite endings on any romance product ever
>>553034258>Low win rate>Plat (1st, 6th, 9th)repeat 5x
>>553034197Accel skills are bugged and won't proc
>/uma/ seriously tries to convince themselves they wouldn't date and marry this cute, mentally stable girl that treats you with respect and affection.
Sorry danchud, can't do my runs, got some anime to watch.
>>553034258as long as you're getting golds you should be happy. finals are pure matchmaking RNG bullshit and if you at least get 2nd that means you did the best you could but drew the short straw on luck. I've been in A finals every CM but only have two plats and a ton of golds
How do I get good at building gyarus?
>>553034280>fucked and then forgottensorry but trainer wants new meat
>>553033518IM NOT A LOLICON IM NOT A LOLICON IM NOT A LOLICON IM NOT A LOLICON IM NOT A LOLICON IM NOT A LOLICON IM NOT A LOLICON
>>553034448She has very kissable lips
>Got Dober a bit ago>Got Kawakami on the XOguri bannerwhat is the next CM where i can run an all-mare team..
>>553034516First, you must pull THAT out
>>553034301Harima x Eri is goated. Yakumofags dont replyhttps://youtu.be/XFXgdEFr1X8?si=Bttcy11ydJrEBPot
>>553034258YepSame>know my luck is dogshit >still play gambling game>get mad my luck is dogshitI will kill myself(delete the game) if I still lose Sagi for the 7th time
Those who used late surgers during Libra, how was your experience with them? I am asking because I don't want to mutate another end.
Petition to ban McQueen and Super Creek from crashing my Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho (Spring) races.
>>553034542lmfao look at that head
>>553034035>team Zenith>1 double circle>3 circles>1 triangleYeah right.
>>553034448Sorry my heart is already taken
>>553034448In a world where this exists, ningens have no chance
>>553034516Always get high WIT (600 or more)An intelligent Gyaru can rule the world.
TAISHIN WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO HARD TO TRAIN IN SPEEDYOU HAVE 10% GROWTH EVEN
>>553034474DANCHOU DANCHOU GET HIM GET HIM DANCHOU
>>553034536
>>553034448>girl>mentally stable
ningen hateuma love
>>553034448I'm only into girls that are bad for me
>>553034542Delete this
ayabe is two months away kill me
>>553031116That's anything but femcoded it's like 99% anituber recommendations too>>553032954This list is femcoded to a degree, like a fujo unc's list
>>553034924Do it yourself, man
>>553034724Look at that totally young student...
Why is Fukuyoumaru always F tier according to youslop? I want to run her but I cannot defy youslop
>>553034652I unironically got into the show loving Yakumo, but slowly I fell for Eri. I think she singlehandedly made me love blonde twintailed tsunderesIf only Daiwa Scarlet was blonde she'd be absolute perfection...
>>553030798Why doesn’t the big uma just rape the little uma
Who's your favorite uma hag?
>>553034542PERISH, FOUL CREATURE
>>553034821YAMEEEROOOOOOO
>>553034682I've beat Zenith with 3 triangles and 2 Xs, the predictions for her are totally fucked
>>553034542wtf
>>553034965>it's like 99% anituber recommendations tooSadly not true. Anitubers will avoid anything that has loli in it, and even CGDCT
>>553035082Plan on getting her new figure when it drops
>>553034724>17 years old
>>553034661it's just NSM gamblingi should have picked up OYL but libra demanded stam cardseven then it is highly unreliable...taishin won finals for me
>>553035105Is this Sweepy's losing animation?
>>553035008Ramonu is a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed youthful 17 year old, yep
>>553034542>this is anti-ai slop crowd defendsYeah, I surrender to the machine
>>553034258It's fucking rngwhy are you all so hung up about this? You can build the perfect uma and still lose if you have skill(luck) issue
>>553034448>Dating a normal woman>in a world where you can get one with horse ears and tailI don't know if I should insult your taste or intelligence
>>553035289nyo it is the animation in my bedroom on the night i marry her
Clean Cleats and Team Certain Victory always brick my run... are they also boosted?
>>553035289i think its the ult animation of her princess alt, could be wrong
>>553035381Sounds like goldshitter cope to me
>>553034258>barely get in A>platinum>repeat 4x
>>553035375all the Mejiro are sex (yes, even Ryan), I will pull for all of them
>>553035378
>>553034661My Summer Spe had something like 20% WR. She was basically guaranteed podium unless multiple end closers got good NSM procs
>>553035638wow who is that stunning Mejiro princess on the right?
>>553034258yeah, pretty much. /uma/ is only for 7x plat winners who will assemble the full zodiac and then sell their account toa saudi prince for 1 billion dollars
I wish I used sweepy to generate a 9* power 9* spurt 9* URA perfect affinity ryan parent
Be honest, would you actually marry Sweep Tosho?
>>553035905Wtf? She is a child.
>>553034340>>553035567>>553035870Thanks, I'll kill myself
taishin what were you doing to piss off the speed cards so much...
>>553035821It's a mysterious beauty who is supposed to go by completely unnoticed when she's wearing her retard hat...
>>553034258unironically make worse umasif you put any effort in this nigger game it punishes you by giving you hard final lobbies, the only CMs I won were the ones where I threw
>>553035905Nah I prefer hags
>Eclipse first, the rest nowhere.What did she mean by this?
>>553035905Haha no, that would be rough
>>553035905mmmmm, nyo
When training Ryan as a end parent you should boost your end closer aptitude and run her with those skills rather than than toughinh it out with late right?
>>553035960If it makes you feel better, I don't have my own 9* parents and only mainly relied on borrows for my ace runs
>>553035905I'd rather marry air shakur
>>553035638>mcqueenAnal>ryanBdsm>doberDoggy>ardanProne bone>palmerMissionary>brightAmazon>ramonuLotus
>>553036093Eclipse came first, and the rest were nowhere to be seen.
>>553036209I don't get it
>>553036093How new?
seiunfriends how bullshit is the pace gaslight for this cup? do you take groundwork and then build entirely for the midgame to outpace the xoguris?
>>553035273>>553035764Interesting, thanks for the replies>i should have picked up OYL but libra demanded stam cardsI remember seeing your lineup before but never paid attention to the stats. I might just run Jordan again since she comes with it if my borrow runs don't work out well today.
>>553036249Because it got in your eyes, so you couldn't see.
>>553036249Cum first, then run away from responsibility.
>>553036196Mommyfags... I'm starting to understand...
>>553036364>uraraPat>riceKill>mayanoRape>toshoMarry>flowerGet raped by
>>553035905yeah thats what the wedding alt is for DUMBASS
>>553036093>used to think this saying was weird when I first started playing the game>now it’s chill-inducing kino every time I think about itEclipse was a irl horse who was reported to win by such a length that the other racehorses were basically “nowhere”.The phrase basically means “dominate so much that your opponents dont even come in second” or any similar sentiment however you want to word it.
>>553036249Eclipse was really fast.
>>553036420>the horse is blackChecks out
>>553036519Eclipse was frontslop?
>>553029138Riko has a nice butt
are turf sparks ever useful?
>>553036438see with true sight, unclouded by smelly brats
>>553036519Which is an awful saying for a school supposed to encourage all students.Sirius honestly comes across as a more reasoned leader in many ways compared to Rudolf.
>>553036249It means that your goal shouldn't just be to win, but also to blow away the rest of the competition. You want second place to get distanced.
>>553034448ok but she gave me iron will and that's a dealbreaker
>>553036438Good.
post that drawing of Sweepy pregnant and with her trainer and people looking weird at them (she's not pregnant just overweight)
THEY'RE TALKING LIKE MY YOUNG COUSINS I'M GETTING VIETNAM FLASHBACKS
>>553036721Sirius is a false Messiah
>>553036519>Runaway eclipse ruining cm in the 1800swhy did they not patch it?
>>553036672no he was distanceslop
>>553036821Your cousins are in Vietnam?
>>553036721Now let's take a look at Sirius' race records
>>553036846They patched it with his cum
>>553036754you can just apply the mercuro stuff and it'll go away
Surely 1300+1 Gold is enough for Arima Kinen
>>553036683ningens only deserve anal
>>553036821I think it's cute
>>553036821im going to fuck the brainrot out of them
>>553036721Tracen is an academy for elite racers Jobbers need not apply
>>553036912I'm seeing some people win with 800 stam + 1 gold
I tried hard and lostIs there any point in trying?
>>553036846They did, the way races work today is majorly different
>>553036912Only if you have at least 850 guts. Relying only on stamina and not on guts, you'd need 1500 stamina and one gold recovery.
>>553036721Sirius' legacy is being ryonabait
>>553037063No, give up
So basically I now have to save my carats all the way until summer Golshi, the next must pull. Kinda boring
>>553036621Dia raping my dick with her huge boobs
I've had a really shitty week torena. I really needed this
>>553037129You mean summer Mac
>>553037029>haru urara
>>553036912Aim for 1350 combined to be safe
>>553037063
>No 9 groundwork 9 prudent positioning 9 dodging danger parent with 9 blues Why live
Teio living the gamer life because nobody trains her anymore
>>553036721>kwaboli sirius
>>553037334>this is still better than running the Tenno Sho
>>553029687>>553030294Slight change in plans, if you’re interested in Autis/uma/, we sent you an invite! Join us!
>>553037357McQueen tapped THAT?
>>5530370299/10 horses are jobbers though. Point is, having Rudolf yapping on about "making a world for all umas" while spouting that Eclipse line doesn't make sense. I think it's the only setting decision I dislike.Sirius as a character makes Rudolf better, regardless of how good a racer they are, but the Eclipse thing is just so out of whack with how Tracen is depicted, and some of the stuff Sirius comes out with is much more appropriate.
what the fuck is an uguri
>>553036721The dark secret at the heart of this setting is that it is TRULY fractured into many timelines, so that everyone really can win - and every person who isn't the winner in a given sub-reality of the Tracen multiverse is actually an unconscious automaton. Only your trainee and you (the player from another universe, not the trainer character) are actually aware of what's happening during a career story. This is why it's okay for the likes of Mechanical Vapor to perpetually lose and ultimately retire into the care of Toha Heavy Industries: Adhesives Division.
>>553037224Pretty privilege, please understand
>>553037224She is the school mascot and bike
>Cafe missed 3 fucking <10% failchances throughout the run im mad
>>553037129it's only a must pull for team trials
>>553035839>Team Pelvis Pulverisers
There sure are a lot of posts about trying hard this time and losing after this specific CMWhat, did you retards actually waste rolls on Kitasan and now you're regretting it? I already told you to just wait for the tachyon speed card, having Kitasan changes nothing
>>553037129not accusing you but I just realized>metaslave fags in /uma/ will be forced to roll for and use "gold shit reddit horse" when her summer alt comes outlol
>>553037518>team trialsBwahahahahaha
>>553037334Teiofags all died after the Fatpocalypse
>>553037550cute couple
>>553037407I was half-joking with my comment but I agree with you"Eclipse first" does sound like a motto for a rival academy or something that is the antithesis of Tracen
>>553036519I keep saying this whenever I beat my friends on Winning Eleven/FIFA and they're starting to get freaked out. When I lose I take off my glasses and whisper "the world was strong". It might be over.
>>553037401sorry i joined a club about an hour ago
>>553037317dodging danger is bad for arima kinen bwo
i dont think belno is that big...
>>553037424The kosher way of spelling that name
>>553037407"making a world for all umas" does not mean "everyone will be a winner"
>>553037593Yeah but her summer alt is goonerbait so it's okay
>>553037593have you read her ult? it's fucking broken even as an inherit
>>553037668That unironically sound so cool and kino. You could probably even use that on tournas
>>553037704No worries, good luck in your new club.
>>553037653There's a potential for rival academies plot honestly. Tracen couldn't be the only uma musume school in Japan.
>>553037653There's no getting around it though. Horseracing is about elevating one winner above many losers. The conflict is so deep in the concept of the game that I don't think they could sanely write around it. You just have to suspend disbelief and accept that somehow these girls are all nice and supportive even though they constantly try to make one another fail.
>>553037424Oguri ate the top half of the O because she thought it was a donut
>>553037668Based spic
>>553037861We'll get'em next time dancho
>they forgot the stumphole of shame
Good night friends!!!
>>553036519I think it helps if you read it in an old-timey announcer voice.
>>553036721She's also cooler than Rudolf.
I haven't won a CM... I have had 70% W/R...Please help me win CM8... I want to use FA.fukukita
>>553038009Goodnight babyposter
>>553036721tracen is a racing academythere's only one winner in a race
Wtf I didn't realize it was an agemasen card...
>>553038161She's probably the umafication of "all bark but no bite"
>>553038009Umasumi dacchi
New nigga here. I have no support cards so which ones should I be rolling in the future banners?
>>553037407>>553037653It's so distant from the time Tracen trainees live in I don't see anyone in the setting actually getting bummed out by it. Horse racing in the 1800s and horse racing in the 20th century are so different that the only thing they really have in common is horses running. It's like how a lot of older military companies or social clubs will have mottos like "We are here to rape and kill you" that have nothing to do with how they operate in the present day.>>553037773Also Rudolf never shies away from saying this.
>>553037798you're misinterpreting what I was saying is that it's funny that people who are often super loud about hating Gold Ship will be forced to roll for her alt because it's meta
>>553037915But it's literally the most competitive thing you could push. Don't just "struggle to be the best" or something, but "be so good that everyone else eats shit".It's tonally incongruent. It's included because it sounds cool (Except when Koroazu says it, as her English is still wonk as hell) though, so I get it, but... yeah.
>>553036912900, you can forgo any recovery>b-butWe literally have a lot evidences of people winning scorpio with 600 stamina with 0 recovery even against natiesJust add 200 or 300 to thatDump in other stats like guts or wit since power and speed are guaranteed to be high anyway
>>553037915It's a make believe world broWhat, you think an all-girls academy would have a single friendship in it?0 teenage pregnancies?0 night stalkers? Peeping toms? Dissapearing panties incidents?Or what about the school ran by only women who know nothing about how the microeconomics of the school work, but it's always neat, tidy? Hell, on URA, the racetrack was bad and that was suddenly solved by the umas doing free labour instead of the impossibly large amounts of money of the director fixing it as it shouldIf you think about it too much it becomes a useless exercise because the game is made to be cute and funny girls doing cute things, some small sports drama and a couple idol concerts
>>553038343we also have evidence of anons losing at the very end because their uma gassed out
>>553038314Sirius being a jobber only adds to her. It's fucking hilarious.
>>553038312kitasan black was the meta card to roll. now youve got a long period of nothing
>>553037861dancho dropping the ball again...
I feel like Rudolf loved the quote because it reminds her of her own achievements.
>>553036912Don't come crying to us when your uma dies on the track because you were too much of a cheap ass to get her to 1350...
>>553038312Tachyon speed is the next must pull. Go save up 30k and pull on any support banner, you need cards to enjoy this game. Even MLB SRs will greatly boost your enjoyment of this game.
ETA on the translation fix patch? my christian grandmother said I can't play the game until then
>>553038501It's actually a humiliation ritual where she gets off by forcing every incoming junior uma to try to pronounce "Eclipse"
>Nothing but vision debuff hints from unity training
didnt want to play more but if I do 2 more runs then the club hits 50m fans2.5m fans gained today just from playing +1 fan run
>>553038312Your best plan is to reroll your account to fuku speed MLB at the end of the month, then just do nothing until tachyon speed
>>553038312reroll for maya speed or buy a kitablack account
>my daughter Chihiyo is so gentle, honest, and beautiful>mom... stop now...>I'm sure you'll find happiness if you come to live with such a wonderful girl>...>you will also have mewould you accept?
>>553037915Unironically watch Blue Lock S1 + vs U20 Japan, then you will begin to understand the "mindset."
>>553038858king halo sexy thighs and boobs she doesnt look like that though .her titties are perfectly round
>>553038923sorry ma'am but i dont speak spanish
>>553038858Imagine the uma locker room smell...
I just used 14 spins on my last 3-line bingo on the carddidnt get it. got it on the 26th spin, which was guarenteedLEL!
anyone else likes their umas more when they're kind of a loser more? I tried reasing Rudolf's story and I didn't like it that much but Super Creek's career was very good
>>553038858uuuuuu umastinky uuuuu umasniff umasniff
Which umas are into gachimuchi
>>553037593I unironically want the alts of the uma who took my platinum virginity
>>553038858
I can't cap speed with 2 cards...
>>553039190sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiif
>>553039197Ryan, obviously
>>553039197doto of course
>>553039239King doujins when
>>553038282She makes you beg for her to give you your paperwork back in one of her events and if you refuse she just walks off with it, meaning you have to do all your paperwork over again.
Do you like the Holiday party event?
>>553038448All of this is possible but only in China and Japan for obvious reasons.
>>553039354its the same as every other holiday, a roulette wheel and a currency to spin
37324393Sagi CM
>>553039281I'm not surprised that there's a gachi umamusume fanart but I'm surprised it's Doto and Fuku
>>553039315And then comes to tell you that you did good work on those papers (seriously, not sarcastically), just as you finish redoing it all.She's a fun gal.
>>553037401Nta but do you have any open spots still? I joined a random club but it's completely dead besides 3 people
heh, nothin personal
you win the arima kinen with 300 on a regular career, just get to 700 and buy 1 gold recovery
>>553039315I want to slap her....
>>553039558doable on 250 stam 250 guts
>Absolutely bricked run, multiple training fails, multiple mood downs, multiple unity cup losses>Senior year inspiration, get the only long S I've seen all day>Next turn, get fast learnerEnded up losing the unity cup, not even getting A rank and ending with <900 speed.
>>553039505Although she does eventually return your paperwork she does make you waste your time...
BAKUSHIN
>>553039315>massive bitch>1 (one) G1 win
>>553039525>>553029092Still has one if interested.
>>553039364UOOOOOOOOOH IM CLOPPING
>>553039653at some point you try to salvage the run no>>553039675stats on this screenshto?
Si yo Tengo la Espanol si si jaha
>>553039525DANCHOU WAKE UP WE'RE GETTING NTR'D
>>553039551UUUUWAHHHHH
>>553028824ResultsHoping she'd at least get a 2/3* blue spark after she jobbed her entire career
I'm liking how wacky these new card events are.
is late end end a good comp for CM8?
>>553039783Didn't take a screenshot, but here's my stats after losing the last unity race then popping a bubble on speed before the URA qualifier.
is vodka ult good on og cap? or vice-versa? for team trials. both are lvl 4-5 upgraded ults
>>553039449Results if u want the uma stats ask and I'll post them
How many careers am I going to have to do to get a 3* Long without 1* guts?
>>553039924You missed the fun of your game crashing when clicking the "Effects" button
>>5530400007 also based autis fuko
>>553040000>0000The next one you'll do, says Shiraoki-sama
>>553039942>Forgot imageAiiiiieee I hate the two minute post timer. Anyway, you don't need good stats to beat career mode Arima Kinen unless the career has a specifically buffed opponent.
>>553039564I don't think hitting an umamusume is a good idea...>>553039693That's more than most umas.
>>553040000HOLY CHECKEDTIME TO PULL FOR THIS WITNESSED
>>553039783Unless I started getting quadruple rainbows on speed with actually usable unity trainings every turn I have no idea how it would be salvageable. By the time you hit senior year inspiration the run's already decided
>>5530400001 more
uh oh > 200 umas in my legacies list. got to clean them out soooon... >>553040151only really cared about what stats you had WHEN you beat the long race desu, sorry
>>553040000>0000Next career is it Machi, go get em
>>553039315>>553038161>>553039669bark bark..
>>553039959Oguri inherit on Vodka is better than Vodka inherit on Oguri. I always try to buy the former and never buy the latter
>>553040000checked
>>553039354I skip all the events so no
>>553039525Autis/uma/ has one space!
>>553039364>japanNo, they've been infested by trouble. Maybe in a couple of years>chinaUmas could literally not exist there lmao
>>553039354I liked the words /uma/ came up with morewhat was the name for christmas oguri again?Those were funnierThis one isn't Wish they'd so that, I don't get this stigma about wanting to make fun and /or removal of Christianity but never of other religions by localizers
>>553040162She's actually fantastic. Her little bit in CinGrey was perfect too, acting like hot shit, fucking up two other horses without noticing, then losing comfortably.She's very enjoyable, both when serious and silly.
>>553040312AI says the opposite, though...
Does g3 add affinity?
>>553040258>only really cared about what stats you had WHEN you beat the long race desuObviously... which is why I gave you information from which you could approximate the stats gained in the 1 turn between beating the race and my screenshot to have a rough sense of my stats if you were so inclined.
>>553038923Anyone who doesn't is a faggot who deserves death by hanging of the balls>>553039135>likes their umas more when they're kind of a loserThat's called "relatability", anon
>>553040162but I want to slap Sirius in particularimagine she gets all smug in front of you then you slap her and she stares at you in disbelief and contemplating whether she hates you or not, that's very cute
>>553040473Yes, G2 too, but don't think about that during parent farming, only focus on G1.
>>553039525It kinda slightly posts like this don't just straight up post their ID, it's like those retarded nigger poojeets in my company going >"hi">"are you there?">repeatMaking you waste your time acknowledging their greetings instead of just saying outright what the fuck they want.
All these clubs recruiting..../uma/ is not playing the game!?
>>553040473Only G1s when MANT comes out
>>553040473no only G1 other races add affinity because you get skill points to buy skills :) affinity values are hard coded values set in the game. look at gametorah "affinity calculator" >>553040537nah...
>>553039783you can win with Long C, 550+40 stamina and moxie+corner recovery
I really should start making 9* guts parent for future meme builds
>>553040587Umamusume is reclining...
>>553039763Peak primitive internet kino
I was able to do 15 pushups today bwos, I have been doing 10 pushups every day lately, don't feel my arms heavy or my heart has a good rate, it still difficult to breath after I am done, but my arms feel good instead of shaking like they used toI will not end like Teio fans
>>553028889Women like that while are still single, are single for a reason, and I doubt she just broke up with someone.
>>553040561>>553040640guess I can basically play MANT once I hit 600/600/600, thanks anons
>>553040587we recruited a flat liner
>>553040000Shiraoki-sama wills it
>>553040737Name him lmao
>>553040587>play the game>lose cm>dont play the game until it's one day before cm>win cmJustify why I should play
>>553040587I play the game but I have never joined an /uma/ club
>>553040587To be fair one of the recruiting club was only made last month and recruited this month
>>553040162She's cool how do I get her
>>553040641
>>553040828I will kick you if you don't play
>>553040730MANT has worse scenario spark, you URA till you die or visit Paris.
>>553028909He's right though, horses are one of the hardest animals to properly animate because of the specific way their legs move during a gallop. Most animators cheat and put the camera focus above the legs so you cant see them
>playing casually because shit cards and shit parents>know that once i get my first set of 2 3* parents with decent pink and whites i'll start tryharding for good 9* of my ownI'll enjoy the honeymoon period
time to do 3-4 oguri runs, trying to get S/A tier dirt and mile apt. is it better to have pace chaser (or late surger) S over dirt/mile for TTs? cant really roll for all 3 - what is the most impactful?
>>553040267
>>553040587danchou is doing penis inspection tomorrow and it looks like a handful are getting the boot... its over
>>553040432Oguri with Vodka inherit beats Vodka with Oguri inherit, if that's the comparison you are looking for. My point is that Vodka's inherit is weaker than Oguri's; you're better off learning Homestretch Haste instead.
Pick your poison.
>>553040974I thought she WANTED me to bark?
>>553040918And that's why you use little tricks to make that chore easierLike rotoscope, copy pasting, mirroring, "dynamic shots" to hide imperfections, etcWe know that show doesn't exist because horses are a niche for old farts, and the only reason umamusume is good because they combined kemonomimi and idols with a sprinkle of sports anime
im doing my club kicks in 2 days instead of today because the /uma/ club sucks! >>553041003homestretch goes hard, but I am getting straightway accel. instead
>>553018413Was this ever verified to be real?
>>553040587BrickeD DannyCHO FlatLINERS!!!!
>>553041030were the heads an after thought? looks like this nigga traced the bottoms and made up the rest
>>553039763Very based soundpost, crazy that it went under the radar, but I guess the thread is too brown and zoomer coded right now.
>>553040907Do it pussy
>>553040892Wait for over a year.
>>553040982Brickedbros....
>>553040918>>553028909Take note how four legged animals strive to put three legs on the ground at all time for balance.https://youtu.be/INQx-Lzs8mU?si=H29Jz79eovbpUHGt
>>553039763your welcome keeper and thank you for making ths lol I would loose my mind trying to put 2gether so many videos
>>553041030>sexually excited by all of them but speMaybe if I got the summer version I'd change my mind but until then Grass and Suzuka
>>553041138The whole thread watched him melt down in real time so yeppers
>>553041059she wants you to get angry and retaliate, dumbo
>>553041059Probably, but I'd run out of Sirius react images and wanted to use that one. Gomen...
>>553028918LS aren't really a thing in irl horseracinghttps://www.amwager.com/types-of-running-styles-of-racehorses/
>>553041256this is a genuine melty. I'm 3 minutes in and he's still crying
it's all MANT this MANT that in here, why don't you find a MANT to hug and kiss, gayass nikkas
>>553041103>I am getting straightway accel
im probably going to spend my first (second?) rainbow shard on lvl 3 uncap gold city :)
>>553041059It's like Air groove telling you you're a slob while cleaning your room. She doesn't actually want you to clean it.
>>553041336I hate these fucking... things. Stop posting them.
>>553041159Mambro.....
>>553041397My Anus Needs Taishin
>>553041207>he doesn't know horses can fly
This is Saint Lite.She was born in 1938.Say something nice about her.
>>553041404velocity on late surger, but in all my oguri runs I just get accel for the small chance that I get a better parent for future runs (getting them during fan runs, and I wouldnt buy velocity on oguri cap because it probably fucks up procing her ult - accel. can proc in the final stretch but it is more useful, because she can get the boost if shes running at the front, in 1st place and wont proc ultimate)
>>553041395He actually goes on more than the clipped video and went more on tangent of how JPs blur names and whatnot, then realized he didn't blur names during his victoria and made more excuses. Pretty sure the vod is still up
>>553041030You take care of those four. Leave the dorm leaders to me.
>>553041178Sad
>>553041559She looks rapeable and fragileI like her
>>553041559Where is this hot hag
>>553041336gold citrus
>>553041469We are all happy and contributing to the team in mambo, thank you very much.
>>553041610see >>553037190
>>553041538Animating multiple joints is also a bitch. Unless you want to flex on fellow animators.https://youtu.be/fsxCIkN7Zy8?si=x7K7IskKiTPogToI
>>553041610that JP blur thing is actually in the last 30 sec of the clip. I thought it was just a bit but he was genuinely mad lmao
>>553041313
oh fuck my oguri that can get S late/pace, mile and dirt has a B in long, and the dirt races dont need stamina!
>>553041460
stop posting the bum of Tracen #1
>>553041501
>>553041343>American website Obviously they don't know the budo of real Japanese horseracing.
>>553041610He makes me fucking wretch. His chat are just as bad, going by the video.
>>553041627DIOS MIO
>endfag cm AGAIN
Why is it so hard to build for this upcoming long CM?Everything I make is just worthless garbage
>>553041697Notice how witgod aka seriru didn't care when one of /uma/'s finest kicked his ass in a CM lobby but this SEA manlet immediately goes on a 10 minute long melty?
I dont know why you'd have a melty over losing a CM. I got btfo in A Finals and barely won second, but I don't feel bad, that win was legit I stood no chance.
>>553041812Nobody posted Nakadashi Fiesta.
>>553041931The world is strongSimple as
>still can't watch the vf melty Is this a brave browser thing?
>>553041395Funniest thing about is his melty could have prevented if he just did his CM7 as soon as possible but didn't because he was sleepy. Fag blamed other people for his own fault.
>>553041919Long = slop
>>553041501does taishin give good rimjobs? i recently took a massive shit that smeared my entire asshole rim, could use some help hehehe
>>553041974>I dont know why you'd have a melty over losing a CM.I don't think it's about losing. This guy just likes to stall before every other umatuber does their finals then he shows his to maximize views. There's clips of him doing this exact thing in prior CM's
>>553041030Leave Grass Wonder to me.
Why'd this thread turn into /vt/ all of a sudden
>>553041780You got E dirt umas to breed for dirt.
>>553041812not my fault oguri is meta
>>553041931SimpleWitgod has a job and a life
The game will do her better, right? Because in the anime her only noteworthy feat was the I HATE YOU inner monologue. Boyumas don't seem to be my thing...
>>553042127>check hour>SEA is asleepcan't blame SEA this time... uh oh
>>553041343They are a thing
>>553042195everyone in season 3 got shafted
3 slots open in comfy B+ clubnot an /uma/ club which means less drama more comfyno fan requirements i just monthly purge whoever seems to have quitreply with your dox
>>553041975>>553039924
>>553042127I don't even know what /vt/ look like surely you can explain that to us since apparently you know
>sent my d*scord "friend" link to Umapyoi Densetsu>got blocked and unfriended on SteamWhat the fuck
>>553042195>2026... >I am known only as the angry sperg horse
>>553041342Oh I see. No problem then, Sirius a cute.>>553041313>>553041446Women are so confusing..
Top 4>neck>head>noseman these CM finals get really close. it's just luck at that point. why are people making it out like he got btfo and why act like he got btfo? maybe I'm just not at that level but it doesn't seem like a huge deal?
>>553042127To confound (You) in particular
>>553042331Do not reply this is a kidnapper
>>553031116So on the mark every reply began to seethe uncontrollably
>>553042195There's vid of her ingame story translated on youtube
>>553042397people are just laughing at him crying about his CM being spoiled for everyone and chatters spoiling the results for others
>>553042308The glasses girl in Nature's team did NOTHING for the entire season. Then out of nowhere she goes on a rant about Kitasan at stoppage time and the rest of the team just kind of stares awkwardly. So weird.
>>553042342He thought you were a brony.
>>553041342>>553042375Yes, let us correct this thread's direction and return to discussing how much we all love Sirius.
>>553042331>not an /uma/ club
the ssr sweep card is so fucking dogshiti legit havent won a single 50/50 for spurt this weekthe card also just gives 0 fucking stats as an extra fuck youthis is the 2nd turf s long s goldship run that its ruined : )
What distance type is the inherited version of Red Shift most useful for? Its mediums right? I got spooked by regular Maru while pulling for Christmas Oguri, so I figured I'd do some parent runs with her. I want to know what distance sparks I should be aiming for.I dont really care about races where inherited red shift is a gamble skill for end/lates (I dont think its really worth the compatibility loss in that case), just races like the derby(Taurus cup) where it's really strong.
>>553042342Don't you know? Supporting umamusume means you support the abusive treatment of horses and racing culture or something
>>553042397well it is a huge deal to him clearly
>>553042195I think her swimsuit alt is meta so there's that going for the game
>>553042269It is universally known that burger hours are the worst across the site. SEAnigs take the fall on gacha games, but we all know the truth.
>>553041559She looks like she'd be great to hug.>>553039928Yeah, as long as you're running at least one end you'll have a good chance.
boy seggs
how many races do you all do on aces
GAO
>>553042721ace on my face
>>553042589Apparently it's not 50/50 but stat-weighted. The higher your speed, the more likely it is to succeed.
>>553042375>>553042553
>>553042127EuroGAWDS going to bedNothing pressing to talk about since cm is over
>>553042616>Its mediums rightIt's not distance, it's based on track. And, no, it was really only useful for the dahby (Taurus). Late/end can use it as a gamble on every track though.
>>553042438Yeah... anything that lists Kusuriya and Dungeon Meshi in the same list of "good anime" is a very feminine man or a woman
>>553042515Oh so it's less about results and more about the spoiling of them? I guess I get it
>>553042195she has a very nice voice, very soothing
>>553042885
Again and again you refuse to train guts but wonder why you can't win Hopeless Stakes. Do you know what the definition of insanity is Trainer-san?
>>553042885sexo
>>553042730In URA I would do the triple crown on my aces if the turns allowed it (ie; everybody's spread out or there's no good rainbows, and I have the energy) and maybe the Japan CupWith Unity I don't do any extra races beyond the goals or fan count goals like Oguri/Mackie/Maya
>>553042374by anime only watchers
>>553042885WHORE
>>553042721Finally, a good fucking post.
>>553042546I'm convinced that /uma/ has a larger than average population of bronies or former bronies.
>>553042885That doesn't look like it belongs on curren...
>>553042616For front/pace, it is good on most medium tracks and nearly all dirt mile tracks
You will like this image, trusthttps://files.catbox.moe/pyc8tn.jpg
>>553043017oh yeah I could go do unity oguri
>>553043120don't click. obscene futa
>>553041605Sloptono DAImond..
>>553042885wtf
>>553043120anyone wondering: yes, it is that. I clicked on it.
How come XOguri isn't winning by default whenever she activates her ult? It's just so stupid to think they considered this uma overpowered but it's just as if not more gambly than your regular late/end aces. Wasted 30k on this........
>>553042763i want ace to do me like she did rudolf during the 1984 japan cup
>>553042791ive been running this card + the hishi power card on goldshit ever since it releasedive legit gotten more spurt procs from the hishi card than this garbageand when it does proc from sweep my run is shit so its useless
I missed it can someone repost
>>553042885that nipple looks very tasty
>>553043120disgusting
>>553043120thats hot
>Curren smut immediately deletedHOEH, ARIGATOU!
>>553043120I don't mind this.
>>553043120I did like it
>>553043080what is a former brony?I haven't watched the last season yet, don't browse /mlp/, but I still read and keep track of fanfics and greentexts, does that make me a former brony?
>>553043120Why is the little Turbo porn around constantly making her a futa. Fuck that noise. I just wanna dick the idiot.
>>553043120See I understand why someone would use a horse cock for umas instead of normal human cocks but that doesn't mean I have to like it
>>553043202>he metarolled on umashow many times do i have to teach you this lesson old man
I don't quite get this fatty because how the fuck am I surviving CM8 lobbies with this stamina. Stamina calc also says it's lacking.
Oguri please gas light me
>>553043202track dependent
>>553028918the game tends to focus on 1 based on their most memorable races but really it depends on the conditions and the rider
>>553043316even jannies fucking hate curren
Here's your SEA content
>>553043253Yeah, here bwo
>>553043426if she hits everything she's fine ;)
>>553043387No, that just makes you a brony.
>>553042616It's dependent on the track layout, not the distance. Red Shift activates on the final corner and provides an acceleration buff. In general, you want acceleration to happen at the late-race marker. On tracks where the final corner is at the late-race marker, it's the most broken OP skill in the game.On tracks where the final corner and the late-race marker don't line up, it does nothing.You can find maps of the tracks at https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks
>>553043316>>553043505
>>553043547Delete this.
>>553042885Curren would send me this picture
>>553043120I've actually jerked off to this exact pic before. What are the odds?
>>553043734Why are Teiofags like this
>>553038282H-hiot
thoughts?
>>553043684I know, she told me after sucking me off and getting her her roof painted white, inside and outside
>>553043567explain it in englishdumb slut
>>553043831I can't read
>>553043734This but the kitasan version
isn't this event a bit too easy? I already have 600k+ points and I don't use double TP
>>553043734teiobros our repvtation...
>>553043929Cheers, much better.
>>553043929ADVERTISER-SAN GET DOWN
>>553030365I had two (2) runs last week where she straight up did not show up
>>553043929
terrible day to have eyes
>>553043391TWIN TurboFUTAnariIt's not rocket science
>>553043998its just like every other event though
>>553043840>only acceleration skill is dober inherit
>>553043529Daiwa scarlet seems to be popular to SEA, Chinks, Spics, Blyats and some YurosShe's not always in the top 10 but you always see her get postedI wonder why
>>553043248Where are your spurt parents? I got three 3-star sparks for my end parent combo.
>>553043998this event just has the boostable umas unlike the yeppers event
>>553040374>ChinaCause they'll get eaten?
>try-harded a bit too much for the last CM>keep buying medium skills on runs for the current CMtell me I'm not the only dumb fuck doing it
>>553043120based
>>553043734>What are the odds?100%, it was your destiny
>>553043120
>>553043840Are you willing for a redo?Another accel would be nice
Pulled Curren yesterday. Why is she so erotic?
>>553023415Boku no Pico
>>553044140
sexura bakushin
>>553044104Because she's the #1 uma
another week of semen retention secured
>>553044232tea is for underachieving societies. coffee is the intellectual's choice
>>553043734I'm starting to believe there is a campaign to tarnish the reputation of Teiobwos
Why futa porn takes so much to get deleted, do you think that...!?
>Curren nipple gets deleted in 0.05 seconds >Turbo penetration still up
>>553044412You thought "janny is a faggot" wasn't an accurate depiction of reality?>>553044470He may be a fag but he's got standards
but if you dont race on your aces you dont get skill pointssssssss
>>553044470He's still beating to it. Takes time.
>>553044392to be fair, all teiobros need to do is post a picture on a scale where they arent obese.... but...well...yknow...
Why is there a lack of umapornThere needs to be more
>>553043998I've been going more casual than last month and already have 400kYeah
>>553044470anon, the horsecock pic lasted like 2 hours last nightthe jannies have a VERY particular type
>90% of uma imagery is slopBleak. I think I'll just make do with the game assets.
>>553044272Succubus demon. Don't fall for her lies
>>553044363>get 580k on class 5>still haven't gotten above 550k on class 6I hate this shit, I'm not changing my team, are the opponent pools different between classes??
https://jiggie.fun/small
>janny is a horsefucker thats based
>>553044609there's a reason why koikatsu has model imports from the official game
hey
>>553044550>lack of umaporn>He isn't in the le secrit umanko sharing dickswordlol
>>553044738what
i will attempt to use this for cm9
>>553044609Only SEA and some western artists can legally make uma pornThat's no exaggerationJapanese still fear the ire of both cygames and the yakuza, so it's either human-slop, ai-slop, or 3d which is less likely to be slop
>>553044391coffee is for addicts
>>553044609Huge amounts of good uma art out there. Much of it quite erotic (I jerk to it daily). Sex and nudity is for normalfags.
if I dont get an ace oguri cap in these runs today I will stream tomorrow anon
>>553044391Right. Intellectual societies like Ethiopia and Brazil
>>553044738wats up
>>553042871>>553043561>not distanceyeah I know. What I want to know is what distance type the majority of the tracks red shift is good for are in. I want to know if my time would be best spent making a maru legacy with medium grandparents or mile grandparents.>>553043107That's interesting, I didn't look at the dirt courses. I'll have to check out the tracks for few Dirt CMs.
>>553044805the world is not ready for long bakushin
>>553044609you mean>90% of imagery made in the past year and for the foreseeable future, is slop
Why the fuck are you people complaining about Sagittarius ace runs alreadyIt's not till the end of the month, you should still be training Sagittarius parents or grandparents
nigga drink what you want, who caresif you die by it, you died drinking what you like
>>553044953>What I want to know is what distance type the majority of the tracks red shiftIt's been useless in the medium CMs we've had so far, I can tell you that much.
>>553045000>checkedOk, on it chief
>>553044805isnt it a long you are going to eat shit with those stats/skills and you have sprint skills. and no pace chaser affinity (or long affinity)
>>553044470Curren made him cum instantly
>>553045000I'm just never going to make parent ever again
>>553044979anon... cm8 is the arima, cm9 is the snowy sprint...
>>553045063Did you do a different scorpio cup from the rest of us?
>>553045086Hoeh
>>553045115cm9, anonnineIt's a sprint
>>553045160He said inherited red shift, retard. Learn to read.
Why does this place post so much porn?
>>553045141oh. my bad, G
Rising Dragon good or bad for the next CM? I swear to God whenever I lose to a Ryan she has it, but when I buy it, it does nothing
>>553044805>sprint A>turf A with 900 power on a frontBest of luck
>>553045115cm 9 is a sprint, we just finished cm7
>>553045245I caused this by what I said this morning... youre welcome though
>>553044738Gorushi is cuteI want to pet him
I love seeing anons get witchecked
THIS IS THE RUN
>>553045257We're heterosexuals with functioning reproductive organs
>>553045257Probably cuz it's taboo. Does /uma/ even post more porn than other generals? I don't get on /vg/ outside here anymore.
>>553045352proof?
>>553045343Think of the shampoo costs
>>553045315I'm not schizophrenic, I have no idea what you said to cause this
not again
I love using wit cards in career mode
>>553045343Big prize for the big uma
i've yet to see a single aptitude roll on my ace runs so far. this shit's cooked
>We
>>553043929the curren nipslip got deleted IMMEDIATELY janny is a turbofaggot
>>553045257gacha game players are either completely touch-starved or only fuck fat ugly bitches so they're hyperfixated on sex as a result
>>553045426Most hate Ryan and the one who doesn't lusts for her
>>553045539I have never had sex
>>553045319same
>>553045473did you just say that her head is big?
>>553044691Brother, the janny is disgustingly BROWN, course he's a horse fucker, probably rapes dogs too
>>553045547ryans a cute girl though...
>>553045513>WUZ
How come we can't impregnate horses anyway. We're both mammals so it's very unfair how we can fuck them very smoothly and easily but not be able to impregnate them birthing something close to an umamusume.
Meido finished masturbating to Turbo...
>>553045319>>553044854>>553044082There's something about gorushi where you just look at him and instantly know that this a non-serious creature
>>553045531Oh, I get it!Because he's a raging homosexual, but also has a proclivity to tolerate Twin Turbo!Turbofaggot!Brilliant!
>>553045656>ARYANZ
>>553045747
>>553045706how many farms are you banned from, anon?
You can't just replace the first three letters of a word with 'uma' and expect it to make sense.
>>553038312Current Maya speed card is pretty good, but probably the Speed Fuku at the end of the month. Especially if you're thinking of rerolling your account for it. Will have ~50 free pulls.Fine Motion is the best wit card, Narita Top road speed is very good for the next Scenario in 2 months, but doesn't have any longevity.
>>553045808
Corner O or Savvy O for my last TT skill?
>>553045063Where you not here for Taurus?
>>553045921uma uma uma (yes you can)
>>553045921umager
>>553045706STOP putting teio in these posts NYOW
>>553045706wrong number of chromosomes and their structureHorses have 64, donkeys 62, mules 63, humans 46
>>553045140same, I spend too much time on this game anyway. I'd rather gamble on ace runs than grind Seiun/Ryan parent runs again
>>553045921uman musk
>>553046064sorry that the thoughts weighing you down, teio fan
>>553045706School and teachers really failed you bro...It's obviously because umamusume would become a dominant class, and since they're stronger and remain younger they'd produce chaos once they infiltrate world military structures, because the umamusuko, the secret to their power, have been removed from the ingame world, but irl they'd be excellent soldiers, and singlehandedly destroy our troops after deactivating our drones and technological complexes
>>553045921Uma uma umat umalace uma umast umaee umaters um u umad umah 'uma' uma umaect um um umae umase
>>553045706Better question, why couldn't Elon not be a fag and just stick to working on giving us human-animal hybrids, we could've had real umamusume if he'd actually fucking work
How come groundwork has been a thing for pace? Sure it lets you hit your midrace top speed asap but someone who has also stack the necessary mid speed skills, let's say Slipstream, It's On, THH, would still win. Right?
>>553045981now THAT's a Curren post that will never ever be deleted
>>553046067I thought humans had two chromosomes?
>No Long SProbably still too low on stamina but 0% spd demands so much to hit max it's hard to fit any more. Could drop Fuku wit for Cafe but then I don't get the guaranteed Right-Handed, though I am running Brian SSR so I can still get it from there. Don't mind Head-On, I grabbed it after no Long S for the memesDeck is MLB Kita/Sweep/Brian/Fuku/R!Riko and borrowed Creek
I LOVE BOOBS
>>553045921You are umatarded
strange how urara has low amount of porn but nishino has a lot of them
>>553046249>954+swinging >Too low stamina Another victim...
>>553046214anon...
Can I replace MLB R Riko which I don't have, with LB3 SR Aoi, which I do have?
>>553046262me too
>>553046007Irl accurate spenow post her saying she loves humans more than umas
>>553046249Nice URA uma.
>>553046210It's a thing for Pace umas who have big zoom uniques that only happen when they're in the first half of the pack (Taiki, Pasa, Scarlet.And even then those Paces usually stack mid-game skills like THH Ramp Up and etc too before they go blasting with their unique.
>>553046359Isn't it just XY for men and XX for women
>>553046214two sex chromosomes, but we have 23 pairs total
>>553046397No, Aoi is useless
>>553046397Yeah but you'll have to train stam & guts a lot more
>desuman just dropped a video on the uma localizerit's over for cygames, eos near
>>553046398Bigger
>>553045706Human PP is too small for horse vagina, semen can't reach the womb. However, umamusume can be born from a male horse and a human woman.This is why umamusume are all female.
>>553046486>>553046214
>>553046397you can... but it is nyot recommended
>>553046398Boobs are not supposed to be that big!
>>553041256>queued into meHe's talking shit. That's not a thing.
>>553046527But she’s REALLY cute
>>553046210I've had situations where my pace would proc a bunch of midrace skills and not move from 7th place, groundwork is annoying but might help avoid that
>>553046527>>553046530>>553046582What do I replace her with then?I'm borrowing Finemo...
>>553046541
humans have 2 chromosomes: man (Y) and irrelevant (X)
>>553046486Anon this was told you in high-school biology class
>>553046398Boobs are supposed to be that big
I think some anons need to go back to school
>>553046656Just keep doing that. I am getting by with 3R Riko and she gets the job done.
>>553046686I didn't go to high school.
>>553045086>born to drink uma coochie sweat>forced to drink water
>>553046682>anon has 2 sexual chromosomesDoes that mean you're an Irrelevant Man?
wtf happened here
>>553046792oh trust me buddy, it shows
>>553046686 (me)>esl momentjust kill me>>553046792...
>>553046356NTA surely that should be enoughI'd argue he's a little overstammed
>>553046686So if we put the extra horse chromosomes into humans they'll become umamusume?
>>553046670Now we’re talking
>>553046792Unironically based. You're not tainted by the mind virus that has affected the last few generations, be proud.
>>553046827bad luck on all enemy opponents
>>553046835>>553046835>>553046835
>>553046792are you the anon who couldn’t do basic multiplication
>>553046926hmmm... nyo.
>>553046670How can you even train correctly with floating devices like that?
>>553046359Are you saying I could impregnate a GuPpy?
>>553046926damn, I'd take Ryan baker over this
>>553046926Fenomeno does NOT look that masculine
i am not posting in that breadnor will i make a ryan bread to save us until we hit the image limit
>>553046926
>>553046863Oh never mind reading comprehension failed meI didn't read his post
>>553047013Sure!Go on and do itMake sure to post here when you're on the news!
>>553046926hmmmmmmmm... no
>>553047054Post Ryan’s sexy sexy body
>>553046926not using that
>>553046943Nyo I may be lacking knowledge but I'm not retarded
>>553047054I'm sorry for bullying you Ryan poster.
>>553046210Because if there are no fronts in the lobby, then GW = guaranteed pace promote.And even if there are fronts in the lobby its still good for putting yourself ahead. GW is just a good skill in general because its so cheap.
>>553046943Surely this is just a joke.
>>553045432>>553045473It wasn't really the run.
>>553046875>So If we genetically engineered umamusume to exist would they be real?yes>>553047013no because the next thing blocking you is genetic compatibility, mammals and fish are pretty far offunless you mean GuP characters, then you could
I can't even impregnate a human female
I'll bake a better one and post it once we reach 350Fuck Fenomeno and whoever created that monstrosity
>>553047140ok can i say for a second that taishin is the moodiest fucking bitch in the game and its not even close. i had a run where i got her force 3 mood down event before kikka sho, and then literally every turn for the rest of the classics, i did recreation, and everytime it was strolling along the river followed by an immediate mood down event, like how the fuck is that possible>>553047162ok
>>553047217>Because if there are no fronts in the lobby, then GW = guaranteed pace promote.Ah this makes sense the most. So guess I'll just have to bring my own front to cuck them and not worry about the mind numbing groundwork spark fishing on my pace ace.
>>553047251Why haven't you made umamusume real yet, Mr. science man?
>>553046827That's what happens when you get bracket 7.
>>553047465cute retards
>>553047342ill leave it to you then
>>553046926ahahahaha wtf is this shit
>>553046656I don't know, I pulled on the riko banner to never play unity without her...I think your options are borrowing the SSR Riko MLB and replace fine motion with some other wit card you have, or maybe use a stamina card instead of riko, or become a gutsmaxxer. It is a hard situation, you kinda have to test yourself what does better
>>553047465even chibi Oguri is cute with a tummy
>>553047436>Mr. science manMy education is that of an accountantthe best I can do is defraud money to fund research towards creating Umamusume
>>553047646Well once you've finished counting those ants get on it!
>>553047342just make it now, the jannies clearly dont care about early threads anymore
>>553047342>Fuck Fenomenothis but literally
>>553047785
>>553046462I'd love to fit in more wit but I honestly have no idea how I'm going to do it. Just pray for more rainbows? Pop bubbles on wit? Does VIP Pass even work enough for me to drop Creek for Finemo? Shame Biwa doesn't have the speed growth HOguri does to be able to slot in 3 wit cards.
>>553046943That's me actually
>>553047827Much better.
>>553047921>>553047921>>553047921
bump
>>553047342>Fuck FenomenoI would like to date her for a year before doing that
>>553047436Because the only people who are interested in making umamusume real, are the ones who play the game a lot, and none of them have finished high school.
>>553046926Based SEAGODS pissing off the
>>553044805From what I've heard, you want to stack all the gamble accels. Turbo Sprint, Rushing Gale. Also get Plancha.
>>553045606That's okay. Your oshi also hasn't(unless your oshi is curren)
