Inventor of white pieces edition>play chesshttps://lichess.org>join our team and tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forumPrevious>>552311041
First for catmixer. Love that little guy
future first american world champ
Does anyone know if there's a way to change the color of the best move arrow on lichess? I'm teaching my cousin and he has trouble distinguishing the gray and blue :lHe's been playing for a few months and he's about to hit 1600 lichess rapid :D
After Greenland, Trump should go after Iceland. Thereby returning Bobby Fischer’s grave to American soil.
>>553034628You do know why it's there in the first place, right?
>>553035950Because of dah Jews?
>>553036076Nta pretty sure it was some shit like Bobby not paying taxes and fleeing the country to escape the IRS lul. Anyway I can't imagine he'd have much love for the military adventures of the orange Zionist.
Every jeet just died
>>553037408I’m not super knowledgeable about it but I always thought it was because he played the rematch against Boris when the US told him not to, and he kept asserting the US deserved 911. Resulting in them revoking his American citizenship while he was in Asia.
>>553033454Esipenko will win THOUGH
How’s Karjakin doing, crazy he’s been blacklisted for so long. When Russia wins will they finally allow him back?
My new foolproof way to beat the london (in blitz and bullet at least). Just take the pawn on b2, then go put my queen back on d8, don't move my light square bishop and chill letting the london cuck try to find an active plan in his dogshit setup while i will win every endgame. Literally works every time
>>553045935karjakin is no longer a chess player, his career is over. He was washed up years ago and has played just two classical rated games in the last 4 years.
somethihng so satisfying about getting free development off queen jigglers.
Daniel was not only an inspirational chess player and incredible teacher, but also a phenomenal human being. You will be remembered forever. Rest in peace.
>>553058860I learned the London from one of his videos
>>553058860"Cause here's the thing:To know how it endsAnd still begin to sing it again As if it might turn out this time--I learned that from a friend of mine." - Hadestown
>>553058860why does /chess/ unironically think the cheated and the suicide was warranted
>>553058860Daniel was one of the best coaches and commentators. I remember watching his commentary and laughing at his hilarious puns. I was fortunate to attend the Charlotte Chess Camp in 2023, where he was one of the coaches. He gave us puzzles, and his explanations made something that is usually boring feel incredibly exciting and alive.His kindness stretched for miles. He was a truly gentle and generous soul. Rest in peace, Daniel. The chess world will remember you.
>>553059319most people on 4chan are bitter contrarians and trolls
he did cheat though
>>553059903you don't have any proof either way, retard
>>553060328it was proofed
>>553059903Kramnik has made many frivolous accusations, which lowers his credibility considerably.
>>553060553you cannot even spell, which lowers your credibility considerably
>>553060726>>553060851drugya himself admitted to cheating
>>553060934SOURCE!?!?
>>553061270
>>553062474you mean this? https://tweethunter.io/fake-tweet-generator
>>553063018its real actually
Everyone in this thread is gay but me (including me).
>>553062474Crazy
>>553062474Chat is this real?
>>553064526ASL?
https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1q6e1oq/deepak_a_12_year_old_scottish_schoolboy_took_down/>Scotland finally gets a good player>It’s an IndianKek isn’t that how it goes for Westoids
>>553049020What do you do if he defends the b pawn?
>>553045935What I heard is that he's no longer blacklisted, but he's choosing not to compete in FIDE events as long as he isn't allowed to fly the Russian flag.
>>553078565karjakin isn't even a chess player. For sucking on putin's 2 incher, karjakin is now Senator of Occupied Crimea (the very first thing Russia invaded back in 2014.) If he were to play chess now he'd get humiliated and come in 30th place and be a laughing stock, so karjakin pretends he can't play without a certain flag graphic.
>>553080565This is reddit ass cope, Karjakin’s had the same stance since he was removed from Candidates a few years ago. It’s not something he adapted because he’s hiding something. And taking a break from the game isn’t all that detrimental, see Radjabov.The idea of someone having real convictions is clearly foreign to you
>>553081121>taking a break from the game isn’t all that detrimental, see RadjabovI guess it wasn't detrimental to his financial status given that he married the daughter of an oil baron, but it definitely hasn't helped his shitty jobber chess.
>This is reddit ass cope, Karjakin’s had the same stance since he was removed from Candidates a few years ago. It’s not something he adapted because he’s hiding something. And taking a break from the game isn’t all that detrimental, see Radjabov.>The idea of someone having real convictions is clearly foreign to you
>>553077492>https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1q6e1oq/deepak_a_12_year_old_scottish_schoolboy_took_down/Faustino so washed. Just retire.
>>553081923GO BACK
Danya was brilliant and kind, his streams and videos mattered greatly to me. May his memory bless all.
>>553082204>teehee, here on 4chud we worship asiatic steppe mongrel aids elementalsKill yourself immediately.
>>553080565You sound awfully butthurt. Are you Ukrainian or just some liberal fag?
>>553083294Did you remember to punch a heckin Nazi today comrade?
>>553083997Nah I'm not really into that whole denazification deal that your tartar compatriots are pushing, Ivan Semyonich.
>>553081923Why didn’t Russia send in helicopters to grab Zelenskyy and make him stand trial?
Oh wow, a conversation full of 80 IQ politicbrains in my beloved /chess/ general. Very original. Guess what, Jews already raped your countries by improting millions of Arabs and Indians, and it's only going to get worse. The best thing you canon fodder retards could do for the movement is hit 2000 online and then go commit a public shooting in some Somalian kebab shop.
>>553085885The servants of the valar don't want to meddle in the affairs of the children of Ilúvatar.
>>553085960>y'all
>>553086163Are you sure you're replying to the right guy? I never use that gibberish. The only people to unironically use "y'all" are Amerimutts and Indians. I am a white man from Europe, so I write like one as well.
>>553032815Sam Shankland has a missing lateral incisor, and in its place is the canine which has shifted over to fill the gap.
>>553059903Haven't we all? (I have)
>>553086834thanks for the update, keep us posted
>>553087090i only cheated once, and it was on a brand new account as a test to see how long it would take for CC to ban me if i only played top engine moves every single game. it took so long i got bored of playing and they eventually banned me later on that day.
>>553087090no, i'm white
>>553087412i have never and would never cheat on my actual playing account though. not only do i think it's awfully rude, but it would also completely ruin the fun of chess for me. i'm playing to have fun and get better, not see my elo rise.
>>553088218
Many such cases or simply a /sci/ basedentist talking nonsense?
>>553092802There is no god. We are but monkeys on a f*cking rock in space, might as well spend our little time doing stuff we enjoy
>>553092802As a midwit chud, I think he's right, but whatever else I personally would've done instead of playing chess wouldn't have any generational value, so I'm content with being a chess player.
>>553092802Success is iq+passion+opportunity, and our passions are as much a subject to our various predispositions as anything else.
>>553088218The pips on the dice are reversed, which makes me think this image is mirrored so the board would be correctly aligned.The pieces being mixed from different sets, and not even set in the middle of the squares, is aesthetically repulsive.
>can claim a win because Pragg stopped the clock without doing a legal move>offers a drawDrawmaster Wesley So
>>553099187a jeet would never do that
>>553092802Well if scientists were so smart they would just beat chess so all the players would have to quit and become scientists, but they're idiots.Checkmate atheists.>>553093376Blaspheming is bad for your soul anon repent and accept the word before it's too late ;~;
>>553099629>jeetGO BACK
>>553101245
>>553101276fuck off global thief cumskin. your kin is soon extinct.
>>553101553we dont allow scottish here
>>553099187>player does the honorable thing>lmao what a loser says anonbrown-coded post
>>553093376
>>553103436>honorable thingWut? Offering a draw when the opponent did something illegal isn’t honorable it’s retarded
>>553105409an illegal move isn't an automatic loss.
>>553105789Pragg hit the clock with one second remaining because he couldn’t find the queen that was right next to him. He would’ve lost on time
>>553094209You think it is mirrored because of the pips on the dice despite there being unmirrored words in it?
>>553103436honor should be reserved for humans, jeets are lowly animals do you treat bugs honourably?or do you squash them because they are disgusting worthless creatures?
>>553101207>blaspheming is bad for your soul anon repent and accept the word before it's too late ;~;Amen brother. It's later than we think. We should all accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior, so when we finally get to heaven we can chill with Bobby Fischer and see how long it takes us to beat him with the King's Gambit. Χριστὸς γεννᾶται!
>>553108718I'm assuming it's slop, and the words were added afterwards.
>>553109569>>553108718Taking it back, since the dates are pre-slop. Digging round on the internet, I see pic rel has been around for almost 20 years.So the pips were an honest mistake.
I tried figuring out how to stream chess but it is too difficult LOL.
>>553110034>The pips on the diceDegenerate gambling addict coded.>>553092802IQ has nothing to do with societal contribution, it's just a racist test that has no impact on chess ability, for example hikaru is one of the best players ever and not only is his iq 102, but he even sounds retarded
>>553116383>not only is his iq 102Fell for it. Your IQ is <100.
>want to play OTB>extremely autistic
>>553117896you were built for it then
>>553117896You realize you just sit there in silence for hours, right?
>>553117896I'm a turbo autist gymcel techbro, and even I met some cool people at the club playing OTB. Just do it. I promise you won't regret it.
I’ve been playing Fischer random lately it’s fun
>>553118497Boomers always talk shit between games. Older gen autists are built different, they couldn't afford not to mask.
>>553122143Depends on how serious the club you go to is. Mine hosts casual OTB tournaments all the time, but since the club is the most competitive in the country with a shit ton of titled players, even the amateur boomer improovers don't talk much in between games and take the whole thing very seriously.
Thank you Danya for all you did for the chess world and for our son, Kai; his educational content and streaming helped inspire Kai’s passion of chess and taught him so so much. Sending love to all of Daniel’s friends and family, who lost such an amazing person in their lives far too soon. He will be missed!
>>553117896I'm starting to believe genuine autism is mostly a gut biome disorder, probably caused by decades of the pharmaceutical industry toying with the bodies of mothers and fathers as well as the increased number of C-section births and infant formula substituting for vaginal births and breast milk, all ultimately fucking with the gut microbiota of the offspring.
>>553126529sorry if a bit rambly it's just stream of consciousness and i'm too lazy to revise, you get the point
>>553117531My iq is 126 you can't even read retard>>553117896Same.>>553118497I struggle with eye contact or being looked at, or silent judgement like if I take longer than expected to make a move I don't want them condescending to me with their gaze unuAlso are tournaments always rated? I'm worried about potentially being below the rating floor but I would like to actually get some experience
>>553126529Also poor diet, microplastics, and pesticides.
>>553126789>My iq is 126 you can't even read retardWhat did I read wrong?You think Hikaru's IQ is 102, and I called you a dumbass for believing that.
>>553126789Your IQ is definitely like 70 something.And chess is played with clocks. You can take as long as you want on any single move until you run out of time.
>>553126789>Also are tournaments always rated? No.>I'm worried about potentially being below the rating floorThat makes no sense.
>>553122143From my experience, it's always completely optional to discuss after
>>553126789Just quit being mentally ill bro
>>553126789>Also are tournaments always rated?As I mentioned in >>553123156, a lot of clubs, like mine, host casual (non-rated) tournaments all the time. You'll be fine. Seriously, just go. I swear 99% of the issues guys like yourself have would be fixed just by retardmaxxing. Don't think, don't analyze, don't plan. Just do it. Go.
Hans was World Champion from 2011-2023 and has 19.5 championships total
https://youtu.be/dXsIjIyYMeMbased
>>553126789Please tell us which tournament you'll be playing in so I can come stare at you while you’re thinking and then let out a sigh as I shake my head after every move you make.
Nice opening, lil bro. Good job getting your pieces out.
>>553132648nice
Booooonesaw's got you for 3 minutes
>>553132648Building habits brah. Nice work.
>lose game>Why did the air do this?
>>553135367No.
>>553135583Ah! Delete-kun got me again!!
A couple years ago I used to regret not starting chess as a kid. Part of me honestly thought that if I started early enough, I might have had a chance at going pro. But the older and better I get, the more I see just how brutal the chess world really is, and how glad I am that I'm not good enough, and never will be, to have chess as my main source of income. Any of you anons feel the same?
>>553135836>>553135743>>553135583
>>553135583Desu id get back into my carbon monoxide-filling car if she ordered me to
>>553135583>>553135743>>553135918Thank you for replying before I even got a chance to repost it saar. Your deed will not be forgotten by the good men of Bharat.
I regret not starting chess as a kid. I would be an IM making a bunch of money destroying noobs in "speedruns" and doing lazy opening videos on my YouTube channel GoyimChess
>>553137615More likely you would be 2000 or lower.
>>553137737Projection
>>553137737No, most chess players start playing when they are young, yet most never even reach 2000.
Why do the names of so many chess greats start with a "k" sound (Karpov, Kasparov, Carlsen, Karla, Catmixer...)?
I know I would be better than Magnus
>>553139519they're all "k"ikes
>>553139519Canti
Just went back to blitz after bulletmaxxingHoly FUCK they're bad. They see nothing. Bulletgods literally see every tactic.I imagine rapidcucks are even more shit
>>553132616I would unironically ball and run straight from the tournament hall to my car and find a new club.>>553129850I'm pretty normal except for being kind of anxious.>>553127843Don't fide and uscf have a lowest rating? Like I thought fide didn't go below 1200, what if I'm worse than 1200 :skull:But as everyone pointed out I was ignorant.
>>553142001>t. 400 elo
>>553142001>>553144753Yeah, really.It's like there's a rating scale. If they're not seeing anything then you're not seeing anything either. If you're truly underrated then keep going up until you start facing GMs.
>>5531447531900 com in blitz and bullet, blitzoids are more retarded, rapidcucks see literally zero. Will probably gain a few hundred points in blitz now, havent lost a game these slowbrain tards are so bad.
Reporting in, another blitzcuck down. Bullet brain is a superpower
Enough is enough, tell me what's wrong with playing Caro Kann
>>553149834Nothing is wrong with it. I think it is actually a very good opening. It is very transpositional and can get you all kinds of different interesting positions with clear plans.But of course the memers don't like it.
>>553149834It's the quintessential adult improover opening for black that everyone gets memed into playing by Levi the Jew. Same as the London.
I don’t like that Levi the Jew nickname. Please call me Gotham or GMLevi
>>553149834It's for chuds who were too stupid to stop falling for the Scholar's Mate and Fried Liver Attack when they were 900.It's basically announcing to the world that you are terrified of chess
>>553139780*GM
What should be the punishment for those that play 960?
>>553133649this clown is unironically the most inspirational chess player I ever saw. He shows that when you just attack relentlessly, even GMs get mocked
Another blitzcuck down. No bulletgod would ever fall into this stuff
>>553154428get a job marc, Im not buying your book
>>553154893No bulletgod would be playing blitz in the first place, you poser.
>>553149834It's the least dynamic of the four major openings. Many people take it up so they can get a familiar, passive, "solid" position and just sit there in the hopes that they can trade down to a better endgame. It encourages lazy and cowardly play. At least the French and Sicilian are fighting openings that try for an advantage even if they aren't the best black defense.The only correct response to 1.e4 is 1...e5
>>553156086>french>fightingshoo shoo
>>553156086Real and heterosexual
Legitimate responses to 1.e4 look to be: e5, c5, d5, e6, c6, Nf6, d6 and maybe Nc6.Legitimate d4 responses look to be just d5 and Nf6, with f5 being dangerously on the borderline.
>>553154428Black king had already moved there too>>553154948Buy the damn book!
Watched a streamer get absolutely pulverized by this 900. Do yall think this guy cheated? If you do, please report, if not, tell me how bad I am because the whole time I thought this dude was cheating. Check out this #chess game: ajrances09 vs Maccuster - https://www.chess.com/game/live/147572726390
>>553154428he's garbage. He relies on memorizing trash but once he is out of his element, he crumbles like the bitch he is. Look up his game against Gukesh, he knew the position before hand, it wasn't a great game, it was just a "memory fest" and Gukest at least played the best moves without knowing theory.
>>553154428he's just the typical prep-streamer. He could never play any system but the single one he's memorized, I used to watch then realized he can never do any variety whatsoever, he's not actually talented like someone like Magnus who can win with a wide variety of things against that type of shitter.
Guys! I won’t my appeal and got a free year of diamond membership!
>>553161532I thought India was rangebanned
Is this the only move for white from here? Im still on my rating losing streak as a noob and tried some other moves but they all rekt white's win probability
>>553162330What appeal
>>553162436you don't know how to do analysis? You open lines and it'll say what the top 3-5 lines are. If it's line1 +4 and line2,3,4 0,-3,-6,-6 then you'd know there's only move for white. If the top 3 lines are the same score, then you know there's 3 options not 1... I dunno how you can have trouble.
What's so powerful about knight e5 in the london
>>553162997It immediately takes shitters out of prep.
>>553161279Blatantly obvious he cheated. But I don’t have a chess cum account so I can’t report.
>>553161532>watch this game an IM had against a world champion
>>553162436be active and think by yourself>what does this move do?does it attack something? does it do something? Analyze it by yourself
>>553152306This is quite literally me, word for wordI played a 900 rated game this morning and misclicked when moving my pawn
>>553162330Chess com closed my account. I appealed and they kept telling me just make a new account. So I told them, “I’ve never fought for anything in my entire life, I’m fighting for this account!”Two weeks later I’ve been fully exonerated of all wrongdoing and received a year of diamond membership.Always fight for what’s right, frens.
>>553163553>he doesn't knowngmi
>>553163850Ok, so are you gonna stop cheating now, or will you feel further emboldened and keep doing it?
When am I not trash at puzzles?Should I do puzzles from some other source or are they all kind of the same?
>>553164869No I’m going to start selling a course on how to scam a free year of diamond from chess com.
>>553154428I love the passion he has for chess. His book on the Morra gambit is fantastic. I wish he'd sell out and write books on other gambits like the Evans and King's gambit too.>>553162000Memory is a mocked thing
>>553165061You're probably doing them wrong. Start by evaluating material balance, look at king safety, check if you have any checks, captures, threats, weaknesses, etc.
>>553165712Oh yeah, also check out Chess Tempo. The puzzles over there are a different beast.
>>553165061How to do puzzles:>look at all checks>look at all captures>look at all undefended pieces
>>553162000He plays a bunch of non prep openings and is really good in time scrambles what are you talking about?
>>553166557It’s just Larpov being Larpov
>>553059319Most of /chess/ loves Russia and hates Ukraine. They know that Kramnik is Russoid stooge so they love him. Really no more complicated than that.
>>553167345Personally I hope Russia wins
>>553166786Oh tru tru
>>553173362He's since improved the theory of that mock too
I bought 4 more opening books over the last few days. I am the guy with the huge stack of books, plus that is not even close to all of them I already have.
>>553167345you dont have to support russia to know the common narrative is bszelensky is a kike puppet installed by the ciajewtin is also happy to send unlimited russians to dieall wars are jewish
>>553176951I hope nick gets on Joe Rogan
Guys, you can get coached by zefcat for only 75 dollars an hour!!Any takers?
>>553181874I want to plow that chubby chudette so bad its unreal
>>553183074Post pic
>>553190207
>>553181874who watches a zefcat video and goes "hmm I wanna be coached by this highly mentally stable e-chick doing her best Kikegold impreession"? the only reason that'd make sense is if it's a retarded simp.
>>553191267She’s a famous celebrity, incel.
>>553191570she looks like she stinks
>>553190951Hot but my heart already belongs to another cat girl
>>55318187475 is fucking nuts. What a kike whore. There are IMs in my country offering lessons for like 10€/h, and FMs for as low as 5€/h. And these are official website prices. They'd probably go even lower if you message them and ask kindly.
Alexander Alekhine had a cat named chess
>>553200013NIGGA THAT'S NUT
>>553201846
>>553205297
https://lichess.org/training/5aBNgcute
>>553200013In the US everything costs more. What is 10 yen in your country is 100 dollars in the human world.
>>553222823ah yes because online chess coaching is famously region locked right?and even beyond that here's an amerimutt IM asking 40$ an hour, literally the 3rd result from the top when I opened the lichess coaches page, I'm sure I could find amerimutt coaches much cheaper than that if I wanted to waste more timehttps://lichess.org/coach/MauricioAriasCRI've never seen an e-whore simp that wasn't completely retarded, it's incredible
>cruising to 2000 blitz on cumThey inflated the ratings again didn't they
>>553176951>the common narrative is bswhat’s the common narrative? how is it wrong?
>>553200013>>553225121this reminds me of that classic time when some retard zoomer here thought you can get lessons with an IM for $10/hr because he saw it on a website! then he couldn’t produce the website or name the IM. same situation here.
>>553226376evil putler invaded ukraine for no reason at all and the entirety of yurop is next
>>553226518https://lichess.org/coach/VojskaRSused to be even cheaper when I bookmarked him years ago
>>553176951>>553227002I'm so scatterbrained. I wish I had the gift to condense the truth into concise, salient statements like you did here.
>>553225121That's clearly a third world living in America thoNative English-speaking Americans charge way higher
>>553225121If she gets clients and is more profitable with that price then you're the retard, not her.
>>553228271all you need to remember
>>553229374>you're the retard, not her.>simp can't readsee what I mean?I never said she's retarded I said simps are such as the idiots paying 75$/hr for a 1900fide coach, good on her for fleecing them they deserve it
TheOnoZone is the only coach you'll ever need
>>553233730I can read perfectly fine. I just use a very small fraction of my enormous reading prowess on gay 4chan posts. I miss a word here and there, big deal.
>>553217210very computery, like a lot of missed tactics in blitz games
Trolling hard, I’m not good at chess. But I had to share this gem. Check out this #chess game: romr1c vs QuiltedDagger - https://www.chess.com/game/live/147778193600
>>553225121>>553226518Think of it from zefcat's perespective. She lives in the US. How many coaching sessions does she have a week? Probably very few. You can't compare it to an hourly wage. It has to be enough to be worth her while.And then you compare it to some European living in a backwater village. Ten US dollars will feed his family of 4 for a week.While in the US, 10 dollars barely buys one 2000 calorie mocha latte.
>>553226035>what is the hidden eloSee you at 1700 in a few days
Lost on time I guess because I'm a slow-brained idiot who doesn't know how to coordinate his pieces.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767977679343921.webm
Anyone getting Elaylah something from her wishlist?
>>553239182who?
>>553240314famous chess streamer Elaynah
>>553240513is that the asian kid on youtube?
>6 months old account>all his wins he 'outplays' opponents in long games>every single loss is a 10-20 moverJust resign a few times and chesscom anti cheater dogshit will never ever detect you
This was quite a tough puzzle and a good lesson on endgames. Maybe some of the solution is obvious but it is important to understand why the other choices don't work. And that is what made it hard for me. Try to play it out at this link if you are interested:https://lichess.org/training/m2KUC
>>553240581No
>>553242236well who the hell is it then, fill us in
>>553242270it's a tranny and that anon is the only one obsessed with him.
>>553242270
>>553242492kek can see the adams apple even in that tiny photo
>>553242597She is not actually a tranny. It's just what someone on here (maybe you) says for some reason.
>always adding to my opening repertoire on chesstempo but never reviewing any of the linesAnybody else?
>>553243307No, I use lichess studies and review the lines after every game I play in the variation.
i play like a total chudcel :( </3
>>553239182She said my name for free that’s all I wanted from her. Yes I did save it to watch on repeat later.
Poothamchess just making up chess history now
>>553247705Why isn't Anand considered the goat of chess?
>>553249942Because he has not accomplished as much as some other players. It's like if you happen to see a really fat guy one day and you say "Why isn't that guy considered the fattest guy in the world?" Well, probably because there are other fatter people than he.
>>553249942Why isnt Wesley so considered the goat of chess?
>>553250127Because he has not accomplished as much as some other players. It's like if you happen to see a really fat guy one day and you say "Why isn't that guy considered the fattest guy in the world?" Well, probably because there are other fatter people than he.
>>553235149retard
>>553250735Don’t say that word please
>>553250893My bad nigger
>>553250090Viswanathan Anand is widely regarded as one of the most powerful chess players in history.Here’s why he stands among the all-time greats:World Champion five times (2000, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2012), across different championship formatsWorld No. 1 on multiple occasionsPeak Elo rating of 2817, among the highest everRenowned for exceptional speed, calculation, and opening preparationCompeted at the very top level for over two decades, successfully facing multiple generations (Kasparov, Kramnik, Carlsen, etc.)Anand is often placed in the top 10 players of all time, sometimes top 5, depending on criteria. He’s also credited with popularizing chess in India and inspiring a new generation of elite players.
>>553239182When SeriousChest starts his streaming channel, he needs to make sure to set up an Amazon wishlist so we can send him gifts. owo
>>553252130Imagine the kind of person you would have to be to set up an amazing wishlist. >here are things I want, please buy them for me (for some reason)
>>553253210they're called women chuddie
>>553253210Lol, I didn't mean to write amazing
Been getting an uptick in Englund Gambit into Hartlaub-Charlick Gambit players lately. Did something happen?
This general is a fucking shithole. It's filled with negative retards like that one Larpov nigga whose whole life is just one big cope session, so he pats himself on the head for simply not being bald and a zoomer. Miserable cunts... all of you. I'm done posting here.
>>553254495kyspbt
>>553254905Do I sound like pbt to you? Moron. Fuck that nigga and his dead general. He's an even bigger retard than most of you here.
>>553255821You said you were leaving faggot haha caught
>>553254495maybe it's projection... maybe larpov is bald, gay, weakcel, below 1700uscf, and he has to fight the right to his existence, he has to justify his existence to us, to the world, but every time he does, he fails miserably and the only way to vent this failure is through projection. Complex character in this general indeed.
>>553255821>>553256159KWAB
>>553253210As much as I enjoy hating women, this really is a pathetic male simp problem more than it is a woman problem. She doesn't dress or act like a whore, she's just playing chess and there's hundreds of men who throw money at her because she's decently attractive.
>>553259172Greatest chess book of all time?
>>553259715Yes, especially if you combine it with his board
>>553252049>jeet posting ai sloplol you """people""" are a living jokeanand was kasparov's bitch and wasn't even dominant within his own generation him kramnik and topalov all took turns at the top, so he should never be in the GOAT conversation end of story
>>553260071Yeah, but you didn’t say anything about fat people.
I spilled a full cup of coffee on myself this morning. Then I had to make myself a new cup but I don't know how much I drank of the first cup. Therefore, I can not be sure of the balance between sleep and coffee and thus cannot play chess today.
>>553246965Nepo could literally just drop to 70kg, do maybe like 4 hours of cardio a week and he'd instantly become a Magnus tier player. I have absolutely zero sympathy for this cunt.
>>553263783No one knows what 70kg is equal to.
>>553263760Who's the woman on the left? She has the same sex appeal as young Sarah Silverman (without being Jewish and evil).
>Eval chess>first to have a +5 advantage wins?
>>553264975Left is Jennifer Connelly, who is jewish, but I don't think she's one of the evil ones.Now someone tell me who is the girl on the right.
>>553265937Brooke Shields or "the whore of America"
>>553265937Thanks anon.>>553266315Hollywood is so fucked in the head. Lord have mercy.
>>553264975>>553265937It’s amazing the mimicry that Jews have. Some of them look indistinguishable from humans.
>>553266315I want to be outraged by that article, but the resolution is too low that I can't read it comfortably at all.
>>553264918close to 150 for muricans
>>553267517That is how much I weigh.
>>553267635Built like a pregnant dog.
Hold on, gotta let the engine cook to a high depth on some positions I'll never see again in my life.
>>553254495I enjoy larpov unironically
Necrobump
Such a shame the CIA hired Stjepan to kill the neet to grandmaster pipeline
>>553259996Link? I want one
This is the kind of book that all chess books should aspire to be. With abundant free databases, we don’t need reams of variations. We need what we can’t get from databases: the rationales for the moves.
>>553295917it's easy to make a weak false rationalization for pretty much any of the top 8 engine moves every single turn, that book might as well be toilet paper
>>553296889It is much better than almost any other chess books I’ve read.
Is playing chess the og autism simulator?
I got to 2000 rapid before Elaynah :)
>>553302391She has already been to 2000 rapid, but seems like she was overrated. Plus it is harder to play when you are commentating. But congratulations.
Im laffin f@m. You KNOW im laffin rn (cuz I am)
>>553297354nobody is buying your shitty book, get a real job
>>553306264No
Is there something in the air tonight? Everyone going crazy?I just played 10 games in a row where my opponent went full aggro, just relentlessly attacking and trading every time they saw a chance. And of course, they all lost like noobs.I didn't have a chance to follow an opener past the first 3 steps.
>>553247705What year did Wiggysir transition to wearing a hair piece. His Norwood Reaper era seems to be missing.
>>553302605Thanks! They tried to stop me by banning but it didn’t work.
>>553259996What is this facial expression trying to convey?
>>553307659Ahh, so you’re cheat-kun.
>>553308464>When the goyim don’t know.
>>553308497According to the most sophisticated cheat detection in the world I didn’t cheat. I just happened to play a 98 percent accuracy game for 18 moves and that’s when they banned me. But it was a fluke on my part, and they ultimately agreed.
>>553309202According to my butt you did cheat.
>>553309279How can you say that? You didn’t even see my game :(
>>553309329Because you’re a weaver. And as the old saying goes, weavers are cheaters.
>>553291753His gf is cute, at least
>>553309919So you’re finally coming clean?
>>553309279They gave me 100 dollars USD value in diamond membership, I’m living like a king analyzing every game I play
>>553306994>openerAdd it to the list.
>>553311550>he doesn't know about lichess
>>553312136If both sides were completely free would you still play on lichess?
>>553312361Yes. We have the stats, lichess has fewer Indians.
>>553313024Once you’re above 1800 on chess com, aren’t the cheaters weeded out more consistently than lichess? Or chess com just attracts all the cheaters because of their size
>>553313196>or chess com just attracts all the cheaters because of their sizePretty much this. It’s like when people say Linux has way less malware than Windows. Well duh, it's not because Linux has some 300 IQ virus detection, it's because not many people are going to bother writing malware for something only about 3% of the world uses.
>>553314120I’m in dah 3 percent :)
I don’t get it
>>553314348Glad to hear that. I am too saar. I just used it as an analogy because it was the first one that came to mind.
>>553308464>I fucking love science!!!
>>553315348Wanna be friends?
>>553315348What distro, we can’t be friends if you’re using fedora haha jk
>>553316060Depends, are you a neurodivergent big titty goth chick who hates Jews and people who open their games with D4? If so, yes.
>>553316554I can be anything you want me to be big boy
>>553316458Hannah Montana Linux
>>553314516cannot reach black square with the light square bishop
>>553316959So it’s a joke about anal beads?
>>553317497i think so
>>553316661Me too now we have to be friends
Daily reminder to love and cherish yourself and the people around you more /chess/ bros. The world is already dark and miserable enough, so why not make it a little better by always playing 1.e4 and typing "gg" in chat after a good game?
>>553312361you'd have to pay me to play on lichess, it's nothing but non-stop cheaters since there's no cheat protection due to the site being shitty freeware
how's everyone doing this fine morning
>>553254495lol every zoomer post here >BALDNESS IS NOT MAKING US ANGRY>BALDNESS IS MAKING US GO INSANE!!!>do you actually think anyone here is getting angry? >HOLY SHIT YOU ARE MAKING US ANGRY!!! it makes me wonder how you survive on an internet that is 50% bald memes by this point. in any case you kids need to smoke some drugs before playing chess.
why is this guy so obsessed with bald niggas? projection mayhaps?
>>553322002The Norwood Reaper waits for no one.
>>553322002He's Hans Moke Niemann
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s1UzkVRcRrkWho was in the wrong here?
i dont think i ever had a game this even.i won of course.
>>553328769Both of them
Holy shit...>>>/v/730492664
>>553032815What a fantastic choice of pic for /chess/. Now and forever.
>>553333682we are all gonna make it brosnever give up
>>553308464brain damage
>>553259996no way they looked at that picture and said, yep its going on the box
>>553054219what the fuck is this duck
>>553308464Goyim fatigue.
Why is Hans so terrible at OTB blitz?
>>553335585Harder to cheat
>>553335585Indian mafia too strong
Necrobump.
Negrobump.
>>553344670why isn't jakub the chess goat?
>>553322002I believe Larpov is a tranny and is trying to cope with the fact that he'll never pass due to his hairloss. Complex character indeed.
>>553259996Honestly, that set is pretty cool (if we ignore the Gotham branding). I have a similar small collapsible wooden one, and depending on how small it is, it could be quite useful. I like the cute knight designs. But yeah, they made the presentation as undesirable as possible.
7 games7 new accounts
FFFUUUUCCCKKK I AM SO TILTEDSO ANGRYSO DEMENTED!!!AAAARRRGH!!!!FUCKTHIS FUCKINGSHITNNIIIIIIGGGGGGGG!!!
>>553348093Just take a break senpai. Playing while tilted will frustrate you more and more. Do something chill and come back to the game with new energy
>>553320529Wife is sick so no morning blowie :(
>>553312361Probably chesscom but I'm just pointing out that you can do the exact same thing you said had 100 dollars in value on lichess for free. You don't get the green arrows or anything and the OOOOHHHH MY GOSSHH SACK THE ROOOOK!! BRILLIANTNTTT!!!!!! that gothamchess wants you to pay chesscom for but you get what's actually useful. I will admit lichess is more liberal in applying blunders but they just offer so much more for free than what chesscom offers for free, and of course the thing i just mentioned if you're comparing it to chesscom premium
>>553344502>>553344670KEK
>>553312361I'd choose to play on chesscom for the anticheat alone. There are so many blatant cheaters on Lichess who have been playing for years without getting banned, while they'd be gone within a day on chesscom.
>>553351391Just because you lost to a jeet doesn't mean he's cheating
>>553352797These days it's more like just because I beat a jeet it doesn't mean he wasn't cheating.
I'm helpless against pawn pushers in bullet. I have no board vision. All my opening prep is made a mockery of.
>No treats no chess >:3He figured out the trick and now I'm fucked :x
back to necrobumps during the day…WHY IS THE GENERAL FOREVER DEADDDDDD
>>553359392This pic looks like it came from Ura Baito.
>>553361412I dropped that manga,
>>553347638you went 7-0 i pressume
>>553359392No important chess event + the yank posters who work on weekends are still at work. Neets need not reply.
Best chess rivalry? and why is it Hikaru vs Magnus?
>>553377995Shinkuru vs Hao Zheng Pun (China 1976)
i made a browser extension to detect and warn when you fuck up at your opening up to X depth on live chess.com gameshow can i profit from this
>>553378665You should make it so it auto resigns when you deviate from your repertoire.
>>553344670Is this a real pic? wtf is he okay
>>553350152I agree, I’m finding the analysis with the ai voice talking kinda annoying. Don’t really know what to do with the membership, I guess I can try out their training tools.
>>553356731This is an amazing picture. Thank you for sharing.
>>553364189Pic rel goes out to comrade Larpov.
Well that's it for me. Just smashed my phone against the wall and almost broke it. I will never play blitz again. This shit is having a net negative impact on my life.
>>553393413>grown ass man breaking his stuff over losing imaginary internet board game points
>>553381464Nah it’s fake his head is bigger irl
>>553393413play anon games... you lost? fuck it, go next (unless there is something interesting there) play some music and go madBy the way, what happened to Stepjan? Did he give up? Last time I heard from him was that he was reviewing books and shit, did he ever continue with his chess tournaments?
https://mainichi.jp/oshosen2026/260111.htmlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3qjGwhDg80 (only the morning session is free to watch)The first day of the first game of the 75th Osho title match is being played, between Takuya Nagase (sente) and Sota Fujii (the Osho title holder). The match is a best of 7, with a time control of 8 hours over two days. This year's match is a rematch of last year's, as Nagase won the Osho league with an undefeated score.The opening of this game was bishop exchange.
>>553394330>>553394653I get mad over anon games too, it's not about rating, it's about me losing to objectively shit players because of the clock. Drives me insane. I don't know how my number of games in this gamemode is in the tens of thousands. I hate it.
>>553344502Chess is a brown children's board game.
>>553397149Time is part of the game buddy. If you're gonna bitch and moan about getting flagged by worse players, stop playing bullet / blitz and go play correspondence.
>>553397962>time is part of the gameMaybe, but time limits that reward shitty play just niggerfy the game. I shan't be partaking in such debauchery anymore.>stop playing bullet/blitzThat's exactly what i just said i'm gonna do. Speed chess? More like crackhead chess. Fuck that shit
>>553399329Unless you play cuckoldsponsense fastbrain chads will always dab on you
>>553400035Yeah, because hanging your queen with check for no compensation to gain a second on the opponent's clock and "win" by timeout truly demonstrates the ultimate intellectual superiority... give me a break. "chess" modified for the most braindead street trash to be given a chance at a cheap victory. Although considering some people's obsession with "diversity" and "inclusivity" these days, it's no surprise that blitz is so popular.
>>553400035there's literally no such thing as "fastbrain". They're just depth1 thinking shitters with low IQ.
>>553401283If your opponent can give up a queen and make you lose then you were too stupid to understand fhe position and deserved to lose
>>553401283>no compensation>gain a second on the opponent's clockanon...
>>553092802it wouldn't matter, the rich dictate the outcome of society. if humans were so smart, why the fuck are we wasting time killing each other over oil.
>>553402940>understand the position>post talking about flaggingColor me not surprised that blitz is a game that appeals even to the illiterate.>>553403132The game at that point is lost without the queen, but no one is playing chess anymore by the time there's only seconds on the clock.
>playing some worthless child, they hang queen and are 18 points down in material, they don't resign>every move spams draw button>"Please gib me draw, sir">"Accept it">"Draw. Please"As if there's any point in me losing 100+ rating and him gaining 50+ for playing like a complete moron. These chesskids should've been abandoned on the mountainside to face exposure of the elements and improve humanity
>>553419397Nice one duck man! Have you increased your first place lead?
>>553420054Gotta grind 6 more points to be back in 1st.
aww, he quit before I was gonna make 5 queens
>>553419397Shutup you idiot. Why aren't you #1 in chess960 yet with your grandmasterly fluid intelligence? Because you are a stupid idiot, that's why.
>>553421974960 fixes 1 of the 3 problems of chess2.0. It vaguely fixes the reliance on computer opening theory (only partially - as computers still create 100% of the opening theory in 960 since stockfish will still teach you what to do in any of the setups)It hasn't fixed the worthless chess2.0 version of stalemate rule which artificially makes it the most drawn game of all competitive games. (A problem chess1.0 didn't have, chess variants don't have, not existing in shogi, chinese chess, go, risk, scrabble and all other good board games)It doesn't fix queens being overpowered and the gayest girlboss piece ever invented to ruin the game.Whereas right this second I can start a game of duck and fix #1 (no engine theory), #2 (stalemate doesn't exist in duck) and #3 (duck weakens queen's power level substantially by blocking its long range threats and the ability to move one piece and duck-block a 2nd direction reduces the number of double attacks queens can get)I know you're just mad-cuz-bad but you could always choose to grow up someday and become a non cringe-child
>>553422641Chess is beautiful because it's a draw, your ilk should go play checkers
>>553422847still filtered, guess cringe-child for life
I decided to officialize the list.
>>553059319>the suicide was warrantedBecause it was a kike.
I hate blitz/rapid formats without increment so much it's unreal.
>>553135836I'm very happy I did something useful instead.
>>553420368Are you going to be able to do it? If you know your rivals street address I can take care of him for you
>>553423614kek based.>>553424545I have just finished a mad blitz session, that shit is like cocaine, as always with this rage/cocaine induce- time control I lost many points without analyzing like a shitter and retard. Shame on myself.... I have to quit this time control and play slower
>>553423614I feel bad for the child in the pic
>>553422641>is a complete patzer>keeps dropping walls of text saying it's chess fault he's a patzer and he's actually super duper talented>hides in a meme variant no one else cares about>gloats about beating people who haven't wasted 0.1% of the time he has in that meme variant>ends his cope post with "mad cuz bad, grow up"It would be hard to be anymore childish and mad cuz bad than this lmaoPeople talk about how many schizos there are in this general but I find what's insanely overrapresented here is projection and complete lack of selfawerness
>>553432991didn't read big jelly tantrum from loser who'll never be 2600+ in anything in his life
>>553434260>gets BTFO>d..didn't readOh so it was possible it to be even more childish and mad cuz bad, congrats!
>>553423614Alireza is rooting for Iranian freedom on demand
>>553436858i will fight for gay butt sex for arabs to the last iranian civilian
>>553436858>using an american mottoThe Jews would be proud.
>>553314120linux is used for most of the world's servers (apart from some freebsd and openbsd usage here and there). if you want big money, you target big business aka linux servers. linux is just better in terms of security. google use linux, amazon use linux, even microsoft use linux internally lmao.
>>553436858What would you do? Personally, I would listen. And that’s what no one did.
Got completely destroyed all game and was minus 8 until the guy accidently hung his queen while trying to set up a skewernever give up iron elo bros
I hope duck man catches up to his rival
Why do I even bother replying to retards? I swear most of them are just Mossad bots designed to waste my time anyway.
>>553440794
Is it really fine that the hosts for chess com to root for Aravindh to draw or beat So just so Arjun catches up in the leaderboard?
Congratulations to Wesley. If I had to rank Wesley in a list of the best chess players ever who were also christofascist, homophobic, and an all round bigot, Wesley would definitely be number 1 I reckon.I would have added racist too but who knows, maybe Magnus and Kasparov are super closeted racists and are sensible enough to never let that out
>>553447089>christofascist, homophobic, and an all round bigot/our guy/
>>553393413>>553397149>>553399329>>553401283dun-dun-dunanother one bites the dust
>>553394330It's not about the points, it's about the internal and external psychological abuse and the pummeling that the ego takes and the despair over a fruitless investment of time and effort.
>>553447089Are you constantly lurking reddit just to post shit like this here?
>>553422641You are the stupidest dumbass this board has ever seen. The point of 960 is that there are too many openings to remember. You have all cope and no ability. You are gay. I am much older than you probably, but you are a queer faggot who thinks he is smart.
>>553450543>everything I don't like is one person episode n1897283972897289273982729782938892172892372938That's my first reddit copy-paste in ages, there are several anons that do it
Can you solve this tough puzzle???https://lichess.org/training/q8Yws
>>553452196damn that is trickyi got the first move but miscalculated the whole line
I don't play chess and I've never opened this general before but I saw the thumbnail scrolling down and I had to ask WTF is wrong with this dude's head?????!>>553032815
>>553452721that is mokub the inventor of the white pieces
>>553452721Create a chess.com account and play 1.e4 and you're in
>>553452196I failed. What are some things I have to notice about the position in order to realize that the most forcing immediate move, Qc8+, is immediately wrong without going down the calculation rabbit hole and seeing that it fizzles out?
>>553453959you dont have to calculate that far to see that
>>553454197Yeah but I'm not very good at calculating and just calculating 2 or 3 ply deep I can miss things and the further I go the more hazy and less "concrete" my visualization becomes.
>>553454314and on top of that, in positions where there are more possible moves to play I tend to forget which lines I've already calculated, kind of like when you have to solve a multi-step math problem in your head that involves performing an operation, retaining the result in memory, then later using that result in combination with the result of a separate operation.
>>553454314my thought process>check the c8+ line you mentioned>king escapes to h6 and i have no more ways to attack>what can i do to interfere with that - g5>check a line starting with g5but i miscalculated from here
>>553453959I solved it, and I calculated this: 1.Qc8+ Kg7 2.Qg8+ Kh6 and then trying something like g5 from this position, but not seeing anything. That is one of the hardest parts of calculation I think. Knowing when to give up on a variation. I am always unsure if I am not seeing something because it's not there or because I am not visualizing correctly or trying enough moves in a line. But yeah, once the king gets to h6, realizing that there's no further check on the dark squares and that the white king can never get involved because the black rook can check him away.
>>553454493I guess the first thing I should've noticed when analyzing the position is that the f6 pawn is pinned from the start. I think noticing that and thinking of ways to exploit it would've led me to the solution way more quickly than starting out by looking for Checks, Captures, and Threats.
>>553455665well imo its a no-brainer to check the Qc8+ line first, if that doesnt work then you can consider other options
>>553452721zoomer hairlines. pure tragedy.
Thank you Magnus for being the GOATThe best trick is everytime Magnus wins something be the first one to say Magnus GOATUse terms like "haters" "keep crying" " keep coping" everytime That's why I have copy pasted these messages and clicked bell icon for all chess channels All the internet likes that I get by saying Magnus GOAT helps me forget that I'm a loser in real life I'm desperate for internet likes because it makes me feel better about my sorry life with zero achievements That's why I act like Magnus' achievements are mine and that I'm somehow better than Gukesh or Nodirbek or Anand or anyone else merely by being a fan boyThank you Magnus for helping me forget that I'm a nobudyOn the internet I'm special because of youThank you Magnus Enjoy with friends and family
>>553461248seethe harder moke
I fucking hate playing against niggers online. Moving your pieces with 10 seconds left and suddenly your pajeet opponent is up 20 seconds and you go down to 0 because of lag compensation
Top 5 Chess Books of all time that are still good today GO
>>5534650311. Bobby Fischer Teaches Chess2. How To Win At Chess3. The Woodpecker Method4. Dark Squares5. Und plötzlich kannst Du Schach: Buch mit Gratis-Zugang zum preisgekrönten Schachlern-Abenteuer Fritz & Fertig online
>>553462680>Gukesh or Nodirbek or Anandthe original poster of that was 100% a jeethis 80iq shitfilled brain probably thought he was being very subtle by including nodirbek in there>>553461248that in a vacuum he's right and it applies to all megafans of any player or famous person of any kind the irony is just that he's mad magnus being dominant makes his living vicariously through pookesh less satisfying and like all brownoids he lacks the self awareness to realize he's just as guilty of this as the biggest magnus dickrider
>>553452721He's got a big brain
>>5534650315334Mayhem In The MorraSilmansCheckmate In PragueUhhhhhh Jackie Chan
My mother in law thinks I should start streaming chess on TikTok. I despise streamers but I’ve actually been thinking about it, especially when I see all of the shitters out there with somewhat decent followings. What do my fellow Vietnamese underwater basket weaving connoisseurs think about this prospect?
>>553473307You can do long-form streams on tiktok? I thought that site was only for short clips.
>>553473307You should catmix it up out there, ninfriendo 64!
>>553475029you're supposed to make 20 second clips only from the last two moves of your checkmates, with lens flare and explosion special effects and basedface reaction faces
>I now remember chest made a new youtube channel last monthWhat's up?Are we getting some kino or have you changed your mind?
An actual ragebait list not made by a manlet>weavers are cheaters >lichess moderation team caught /chess/ cheating >seriouscheat got banned >other weavers got banned >our crack detectives here helped
>>553473307you can stand out by appealing to the chud audience, talk shit on jeets
>>553473307chest is extremely hard to break into I think for content creation because you have to have some kind of gimmick or niche if you aren't IM or GM. Something like having tits
>>553465031>>553259172
>>5534650311. How to Win at Chess (by Levy Rozman)2. Mating Game (Jovanka Houska)3. Chess Move by Move (Chernev)4. Bobby Fischer Teaches Chess5. Unorthodox Chess Openings (Schiller)
>>553465031
>great books>no one mentions pic relatedngmi
>>553447089typical filipino
Nice to completely neutralize somebody's opening and make it my own.
https://www.chesshistory.com/winter/extra/worst.htmlkek, pajeets have no shame
>>553491430Indians are world champions, loser racist
>>553492223and also original inventors of the game
>>553493097chess was invented in europe and persians invented proto-chess, streetshitters learned it from their invaders and later took credit for it, this is also true for most other supposed pajeet inventionsyou are a worthless slave race get over it
>>553490531The exchange sac at the end after you knew your hanging pawns were unstoppable.
>>5534650311. Zurich 1953 (Bronstein)2. Botvinnik: 100 Selected Games (Botvinnik)3. Why Not the Philidor Defense? (Larsen)4. Rook Endings (Levenfish & Smyslov)5. Move by Move (Ashley)
>>553493556i'm not indian, but chess most definitively is of indian origin, from chaturanga
>>553498393WE WUZ ARYANS
>>553476148Guessing this is catmixer, considering his obsession with calling seriouschest a cheater.
>>553499830He should post the back and forth with the support team to clear up any doubts about why his account got banned.
>>553498393>the motorcycle was invented by the inventor of the bicyclenot how it works, it's just a textbook case of leftie sophism and revisionist history to glorify brownoids, chess was invented in europe there is no debating this it's factually true and undeniablenow whether jeets or persians invented the first "chess-like" board game is debatable but that's irrelevant to the fact that chess is european >>553499830that's larpov, he hates the team cause it reminds him that many if not most players here are better than his u1700usf ass(lol lmao even) so he copes by saying we are all cheaters, chest being the strongest weaver and 2100uscf makes him seethe the most
If you are the kind of player who tries to flag obvious losses hoping opponent is not on his preferred input (phone/mouse) and cannot premove fast enough so you get to keep your meaningless internet points, seriously consider "it", you're sick in the head, evil and dumb, what is the point of carrying on? What do we lose?
Are Danya's speed run series good for improvement and which one to choose i watched first one but sound is kinda low volume and i saw he made another few series. Im struggling a lot with openings cuz i dont know any lines and sometimes get destroyed. Was 1880s blitz on lichess few weeks ago now im in 1720s and cant go up (i think im decent at tactics 46 puzzle storm and 70 puzzle racer are my hs but my analysis and opening are trash)
>>553503747Are you that same retard who smashed his phone against the wall over blitz? Guess what, time is part of the game, and flagging your opponent is a completely legitimate way to win. If you can't handle that, stick to puzzles grandpa.
>>553503747play with increment
>>553394764Nagase's sealed move was 69. Gx26
>>553503747flagging says you're one of the shitters who tries to play children's speedchess instead of actual chess. If you're too poor and brown to own a PC and blame your phone for you losing, you literally could stop being a bitch and play 10|15 or 5|4, no excuse to ever flag and cry if you were the one who chose the "I want to flag time control" like a complete stupid jackass.
>>553503747>opponents flag me constantly>I can't flag them back because it makes you cry
I am watching a chess stream and some guy keeps saying>do you know tushar from india?>play tushar from india
>>553476148You reminded me I forgot to add this one to the list:>https://lichess.org/Mvq6bruB>5+0 anyone can join
>>553476148er, or you and this guy>>553499830
>>553514882Tushar is based. I’ve picked up on his lingo. I strictly call bishops “juicers” and knights “ponies” because of him.
Let me also add this one:>necrobumps
Can someone tell me if I’ve surpassed Kramnik levels of paranoia? I found this guy who streams every night (IN THE EARLY EARLY AM IN USA) and to me, it’s extremely, extremely clear he’s cheating. Last week he was getting flagged constantly and almost went down to 600 ELO. The last 3 days he’s just a dominant powerhouse constantly destroying people with 80% accuracy and above and not even coming close to getting flagged anymore. If anyone wants to look, drop your PayPal and I’ll send you $5 USD for checking for me because I’m going crazy. His chat just eats up his 95% accuracy games and don’t question anything. Maybe I’m just a washed up 1700. https://www.chess.com/member/Mrwilsonislive
>>553526380Here’s where he streams. This guy has to be cheating. Don’t forget to drop a PayPal if you looked into it for $5 USD (better than nothing). I want to see this faggot burn if he’s cheating. Also: here’s his 7 day graph: pic related https://youtube.com/@mrwilson?si=npRxggH0xUaSiv4z
>>553526380>PakistanHe's a cheater senpai
>>553526380No, you're not paranoid. I reported him for cheating. He goes from playing 500 ELO noob chess with 40% accuracy to 96% accuracy with two games playing like a 2800 in a single month, and not just first 5 moves but 15-40 moves at engine level. No shitter 600 ELO beginner is capable of that at all.
>>553511553She’s so hot, I’d let her throw a wine bottle at me and poop in my bed
>>553525607I think I just played Greg
>>553501316well, i would attribute more relevance in the creation of Nosferatu to Bram Stoker than the creator of Nosferatu, because it is obviously a blatant copy
>>553501316you are both correct and wrong. Chaturaji is not chess, that is correct, it was a shitty 4 player game where dice rolls determined which piece was moved on the board.Chaturanga/Shatranj though is just original chess. 1v1 on the 64 grid, pawns all moving the same, a set of pieces with a few special pieces and most pieces coming in a pair of 2, original rook and knight and king movements, promotions when a pawn reaches the end of the board, endgame theory and puzzles and notation writing games down and creating opening systems named by different pro players.The only thing "chess" did was tweak shatranj for the zoomer tiktok generation because of a shitty queen in spain didn't have the attention span of a man so she needed pawns to jump 2 and wanted to replace the advisor with a mary sue queen piece that flies around like superman (and makes no sense whatsoever on the battlefield)Really the one and only actual improvement was getting rid of the war elephants, whose 2 diagonal movement made them barely worth more than a pawn. Bishops replacing them was an actual improvement. Nothing else in chess is improved.
>>553526380This guy is is full of shit. In fact, I subscribed to his YouTube so when he goes live I can call him out. I also reported this piece of trash. One can only hope he gets banned mid stream. What a faggot.
>>553531978this'll be good, lemme laugh at his titles and brown life.vids>Jobless Indian Guy>My first time eating an egg with ketchup>Big announcement, I took a shower>I wore 2 pants, but why>Dude got faded and found myself today>Day 1 of creatine (girl muscles)>streamer accidentally burns himself (he's so low IQ he can't use the stove)>he gets curry in his eyes while watching RNC debate>streamer figures out he is gay>the science of pooping>livestream fails I crashed my bike>how MrWilson pooped his pants>the 400 elo trap why you cant escapeThis indian man is the most indian man to have ever indian manned
>>553532580I too am going to subscribe so I can raid his live stream. I already reported him for blatantly cheating. Im just gonna watch now and hope .cum is competent enough to ban him mid stream.
>>553532865nah, not giving trash cheaters a single view
>>553534005What’s that mean?
>>553526380Lmao this guy is hilariously bad at pretending to be genuine. I just watched the moment he hit his 1000 ELO and his chat is equally retarded during the live chat replay. Fucking hell. This is why I only play on lichess. How is this guy not banned already?
>>553534324jeets have been spamming it to try to take the eyes off them and onto pakisthey dont understand that we hate all of them equally
>>553526380This guy is cheating. I reported him. I don’t need your money.
>>553526380He just read how to win at chess
>>553526380best cheat detection in the world btw
when you find a good move, look for a better move>trap his bishop>nah, trap his punkass queen
>>553526380Didn’t expect this many people to respond. Thank you, everyone. If yall want, report his chesscom account and join me on his livestream. He usually starts in about 2-3 hours. I’m glad I’m not going crazy and chesscoms anti cheat is literally just that bad.
>>553541002and lichess anti-cheat is even WORSE. Thank god for variants where I can go to escape stockfish.
>>553540727Nice one duck man
>>553541265Variants?
Just made it to 2100 rapid chess com! Take that, Elaynah!
>>553544181grats. You are now an actual chess player. Sub2100 don't count.
>>553544231Had a 97 percent accuracy game, hope they don’t block me again, bloody bastards.
>>553544569luckily it seems there are several factors they check. They haven't banned me even with an insane winrate. Probably helps I don't resemble the way stockfish plays most positions.
>>553544972I don’t know how it works, they banned me in the middle of a 98 percent accuracy game, I figured that’s what made them flag me.Shout out to Iranian anon, I hope you’re safe.
The cheater is live, I repeat, the cheater is live!https://www.youtube.com/live/Koyhk2yCw5o?si=NQ6pxmV68dR95yKc
>>553545556And he started with a dazzling 95% what luck!!!
>>553545556Everyone report this asshats chesscom profile so he gets banned mid stream!https://www.chess.com/member/Mrwilsonislive
>>553545556what's the over-under on if he poops in his pants again today like he says he does on youtube?
>>553545880I reported him with 4 accounts
>>553545994100% if enough people report him for cheating so he gets banned mid stream.
>>553545880watching, he's definitely got stockfish on, every random pawn move or recapture he's taking 10-15 seconds for no reason at all
>>553546157and he never premoves the recap even when it's literally the only response.
>>553545880clip it if he gets bannedi cant be bothered sitting in there listening to that jeetspeak
>>553546012>>553546157Thank you all for reporting. This faggot pisses me off. I was believing in him for so long and was active in his streams until I realized he’s a sack of shit. Stay watching and hope he gets banned mid stream.
>>553546251I didn’t even think about that. >>553546257Will do.
>>553546265I'm not giving a loser's youtube any views for the algorithm, just blocked his youtube instead.
>>553545556Bro I thought you were kidding but he’s actually cheating
>>553546350Please at least report him for cheating. But yeah I’m blocking too once I get a clip of his channel being banned mid stream.
>>553546416How do you know? I’m gonna report him too.
>>55354555625 seconds for Qe2 on move 24 to block the most obvious mate in 1 threat lmao
>>553546552he takes 30-120 seconds every random move, with no relation between the time and how difficult the move is. Plays 95-98% accuracy because he always waits for computer so it never hangs pieces. Never gets into any weird openings because computer always plays its engine book openings and responses.
>>553546754though it seems he's trying to hide the cheating, he made a few of his own moves then had to spend almost 2 minutes turning the engine back on in the middle
>>553546754>>553546902Wow, you’re right. I thought anon just wanted a personal army. Fuck this guy. Doubt he will be banned, though.
>>553547069>finds computer move>”hmmm… this is a move. Is it a good move? I don’t know, but it’s a move.”
>>553547069yeah, we checked him out before we agreed with the guy who spotted himif you look at the videos in his youtube>>553532580it's not at all subtle he's got 1000 videos of random stupid shitposting and nonsense, he's not actually playing any real games - he's far too stupid and unemployed and lazy
>>553547207This dude is making me so mad right I’m going to punch my leg again
>>553547206“HOW AM I GETTING SO GOOD ALL THE SUDDEN OMG WOW THIS IS CRAZY YOU GUYZ!!!” My goodness that’s all I need to hear. I reported him and promptly closed the stream. No fucking way this guy is for real.
Lmao this nigga getting alien gambited. No way a 1000 ELO will know how to escape. Let the cheating commence. >>553547207
>cheater takes 44 seconds to plan next move>opponent takes pawn>lets engine think 16 seconds for response>gets checked: waits 39 seconds for engine>gets checked: waits 21 seconds for engine>gets checked: waits 17 seconds for enginehe aint good at pretending since he doesn't actually know how to play chess
Doing puzzles is fun again. I wonder what comes after wood? maybe it’s sand.
>>553547883I hate this mother fucker like you wouldn’t believe. “WOWWWWW IM DOING SO GOOD YOU GUISE WOWZERZ!!!!”
>>553545556>14 viewershow the fuck did you even find thisdo you actually randomly watch low view streams or what
>>553548120Yeah I search “chess” and sort by live streams sometimes to find people playing so I can watch and go to bed. Found this faggot and I’ve been pissed ever since.
Lol this guy is getting nervous. He knows he’s being exposed as a cheater. Good job, cosmos.
>>553526380He's cheating. I reported and abused him live on stream. Pieces of shit like this deserve to get ridiculed and publicly executed.
>>553548752Least I could do anon. God bless.
>>553549050Lmao I saw that. I hope he gets banned midstream. I think he’s very nervous now. I honestly think he is stupid enough to think no one would notice. Now he’s nervous now that he knows people are on to him. He’s not as happy and he’s playing like shit now lmaoooo. I’m messaging every single opponent he plays to report him.
it's funny, I can tell he's cheating even with just the game in an alt-tab just from listening to how none of his moves or recaps are human-time.
>>553549292Report the faggot while you’re at it. We are all waiting to see this unemployed loser lose his last source of income live.
>>553549050you warned him we're watching so he threw on purpose
He’s already talking about a losing streak lmaoooo now that someone called him out he isn’t going to use the engine anymore. What a fucking loser. I hope so bad he gets banned.
>>553549703Yeah he warned him but it’s hilarious see how much his mood has changed. The difference between game 6 attitude and game 7 is remarkable and needs to be studied by FairPlay.
>>553549292I can tell he’s cheating a different way
>>553549824
>>553550085He was pretty white desu
>>553550181yeah that pic seemed like just the lighting and white balance, but it's needed for the joke
>>553549719This is a major red flag to the anticheat. Sooner or later it's going to pick up on it and ban him. Jews like Danny don't take lightly to people fucking with their shit.
>>553550282In reality he was pale and sickly, I remember seeing him hosting some big event and it was shocking how unhealthy he looked… and everyone around him ignored it. They’re culpable for murder.
>>553550316I really hope so. I just hope it happens mid stream. I just started watching him and the worst part is his chat is retarded. They are either willfully ignorant or subhuman 80iq. I want him banned purely on how much I hate his chat.
How can yall tell he’s cheating? I’m watching closely and it seems like he maintains his eyes in one direction. It doesn’t appear that he’s looking off to a second monitor. If you can answer that I’ll report him for cheating because that’s my only hang up.
>>553550759Are you seriously questioning your fellow weavers? #BelieveAllWeavers
im a WEAVER BELIEVER
>>553550759all it takes is having ever watched real chess be played in your life.
>>553551461He’s not looking at another screen. It seems like his vision is fixed in front of him.
Ends his stream with a nice 90% accuracy. If his stream tm gets more pipe watching and reporting his chess account it’s highly possible we get our dream of him being banned mid stream. See yall tm.
>>553551894wrong and also meaningless as 2 boards easily fit in someone's basic field of view by default
>>553552060True. I reported him. I’ll be back tm to warn his opponents and encourage them to report as well.
the chesscum fairplay team for tourneys always says they can demand 2 cameras, so one is behind watching all screens. Without it, there's nothing making it even slightly hard.If I'd won the qualifier arena last year I would've been forced to go to best buy and get a 2nd cheap cam to play in the championships. Fortunately, since the 8 people got at least $100 it'd pay for the cam either way.
>is /chess/ alive again? >oh the zoomers just found a jeet streamer to obsess over >nevermind
>>553552482I’d sponsor you duck man but you have to put my name on your shirt
I just reported him again for good measure. Feeling such a rush I’m throbbing so hard right now
>>553553598sorry all the shirt space has been sold to Sneed's Seed and Feed
>>553394764>>553506051Nagase won in 137 moves. The next game will be played 1/24-25.
>heard you were cheating mrwilson
>>553553743I hope you got a lot of seed and feed for that
>>553554028He looks like an annoying ghost who watches you sleep and masturbate even when you ask him to stop
>>553552457I don't get it, it's a streetshitter of course he's cheating what is there to talk about?
>>553554453Ghosts don't like that, though.
>>553554704You’ve never met Danya Phantom
>>553550759>yallIndian coded.
>>553558538Death penalty for using yall would be merciful
>>553481603Utter crap.
When I visited the US I didn't hear a single person use y'all. Not one. Ever. Granted, this was Chicago, so it was also full of wetbacks and nigs, but point still stands. I'm convinced only jeets and legit hillbillies use that shit.
That aint the Morra but its still ban in 5.Larpov mocked again
I'm rooting for y'all angloid language autists to kys on demand
>>553493556Indians invented it (chaturanga), a simple wargame to train young princes in battle strategy. Persians improved it (shatranj) with their superior academics. It is telling that we have reams of records from Persia about shatranj including puzzles and opening theory, but almost no records from India about chaturanga.
>>553569059indians have never invented a single thing in their worthless lives
>>553569059
>>553564749"y'all" is southern rural, duh. Chicago is midwest urban.
>>553567918He is a pretty masterful KID player. This particular sacrifice is extra kino, he calls it "The Prophecy".
Can't believe I missed out on exposing pajeet..
https://youtu.be/L3bnwLTFDPcHikaru seething at a rando calling him a farmer
/chess/ has been becoming more and more chudcel-coded lately. Did somebody link it on /pol/ again? Feels like everyone here is a virgin fr fr.
>>553569874Did you even read what I wrote nig?
>>553575252I never liked hikaru and despise his fans but he's right on this one, that tier list is comically bad and that guy is a faggotFrom one look at his channel he shills the london and refers to .scam rapid rating as his "ELO" which tells me all I need to know
>>553529443I already told you I'm not greg. I've decided you're not mixer though because "ciao" isn't like him and your general typing style is different. It is suspicious the familiarity you have with topics surrounding him though.>>553558538>>yall>Indian coded.Add it to the list. Seen this twice now
>>553529443From the post office?
>>553584097he said greg from shipping.
> be me> on an insane rapid winning streak> check countries> all first worlders> "sweet, i'll just play some more"> lose> lose again> lose for the third time in a row> wtf> check flags> all third worldersMany such cases.
>>553577798as zoomers go longer and longer without getting pussy… /chess/ will continue becoming more unhinged and e-celeb driven.
>>553577798Massive chud and can confirm
>chess will be solved during your lifetimeI hate AI so much
3 months to become the youngest CHUD of all time
>>553584097No, he didn’t mention the post office. He said he works in the shipping department of some big company. The man knows everything you’d ever need to know about cardboard boxes and cardboard boxes accessories.
>playing blitz>heart starts pounding and body is shaking
>>553526219;)
>>553596636>not cardiomaxxing to reduce resting heart rate and heart rate variability>not meditationmaxxing to avoid going fight or flight mode over a fucking board gamengmi
>>553588547Take a break and play some libads
Do uscf 1800-2000s know enough theory that I actually need to, like, learn a repertoire if I'm going to play otb, or can I just play something that works in blitz and calculate etc.?I never got into memorizing opening lines
>>553616135They know some theory, yeah, but I've played over 20 OTB games so far and I am really booked up but never thought that the game was decided based on the opening at all. So you should be good to have some idea of what you're doing based on blitz and then calculate and figure stuff out over the board.
>>553577798Chess itself is chudcel-coded. Just as God intended.
>>553607789I've been meaning to go back to Lichess because I really think it's the superior site overall, but after seeing some of the most obvious cheating cases weavers post here (like that lordbentham dude), I'm convinced the site doesn't even have a working anti-cheat.
>>553619219I got refunded 5 rating points after playing an obvious cheater in liblitz last week. Although it was after a long blitz session and I'm pretty I encountered at least a few cheaters
>>553595129I know he's just 11 or whatever, but I don't find this kid to be likeable at all. I'm rooting against him.
>>553596636I got an elevated heart rate just playing chesstempo blitz puzzles earlier. In bullet I've had my hands start shaking when I was winning vs super strong players
>>553619504I was spoiled. The first "child prodigy" I ever followed was Magnus Carlsen. So every following one has been an entirely forgettable nothingburger.
The amount of cheating recently on lichess has gotten out of control.
>>553621878None in correspondence
My opponent was a 2350 liblitz. Everybody just falls apart against the power of the bayonet.
>>553619504yall need to stop rooting against faustino he can win on demand any time he wants especially in the opener so there isn't really any point in it
>>553625236Didn’t the little shit lost against a 10 year old pure blood scot recently?
>>553564749chicago is basically california but in the middle of nowhere with worse weather, of course you're not going to hear southern dialects there.Here in Texas, we say y'all all the time, and howdy occasionally. It helps us know who are fellow proud Texans and who are invader scum from places like chicago, portland or sanfran, people who move to escape their terrible states then try to ruin the state they arrive at.sadly the chess website doesn't allow setting the flag to show Texas lone star flag instead of the United States. I'd select that if it was an option.
>>553632846Notice how they include the Catalonia flag. Chesscom getting political. But you can probably just use the Chile flag, nobody will notice ;)
What do you think of the chavet sets? The bishop is nicely cock shaped, no?
What did the store clerk at Daniel Naroditsky's locksmithing store tell me when I asked her if he was as good at copying keys as he was at chess, and if I could purchase his services for the thin key to my car from the German manufacturer Dits?>Once Danya's dan ya naro Dits key, daniel know!
>>553633562Nice set. Good looking knights are rare
>>553633562I have that set, really cool and comfortable.
>>553633562BOOOORRRIINNNGG
When you see reximtac in a lineup you'll pick the right person every single time. You just catmixer up!
the necrobumps are getting sadder.
>>553635231Honestly the whole /chess/ renaissance thing the other week was just really disappointing. The whole thing was a huge, cringe larpov.
>>553633187yeah everytime I see the chile flag I get excited for a split second then disappointed
Ben Finegold doesn't find fine gold. Fine gold's ben finding Finegold!
>>553633562Bad rook, a rare miss
>>553633562I've never liked the hatchet chop bishop. It's trying too hard to make the piece more complex when it doesn't need to be. Also, it makes setting up the board take 100% longer for people with OCD as now they don't only have to make sure knights are facing their preferred direction, but they have to deal with the facing of the bishops now they're no longer symmetrical because of the cut.
>>553636128Haha I enjoyed that one:)
>>553633562also that is a limp-dicked rook. The whole point of the rook design is the tower on top. You can't have it be 10% of the piece. It should be massive but not flimsy.
International Master Levy Rozman, better known as GothamChess, raises army of axe wielding soldiers to hunt last remaining birds in England.In other words, Levy levies heavy levy to hunt evr'y bevy a' quail.
>>553635453What was the guys name again? Steven Avery or something
>>553636432the jeets want to charge me $45 for a king replacement :lI figured I may as well get a new set and the dubrovnik is too much money
>>553637302Picrel
>>553637459Where’s the cat? The knights are cool, reminds me of the sexy knights from the meme
>>553636868Aerelant? Or Larpov?>>553636723Thanks, I'll make sure to disappoint you this time.What do you call the vehicle the queen of /chess/ uses only in a particular neighborhood when visiting Dhanbad, India?Karla's Lakarka Car!
>>553637459the bishops and rooks look better. I'd just patch up the king's base with milliput or resin and save money.
>>553637896Have you already seen Miss Pancake?$45 for a king feels like robbery, and then what if it stands out...
I was talking to my friend the other day about the aftermath of a match between Paul Morphy and a modern Grandmaster. I was taken aback when he told me he thought the World Chess Champion would take a loss in stride. "Really?!" I retorted. "I feel Morphy'll feel more."
"What about the Kasparov the deal?!" I yelled at my friend as he jumped out of the passenger seat of my car after the 30 minute drive and hurried into his house, locking the door behind him, leaving me on empty.
My friend offered me some chewing tobacco in the middle of my blitz game but I had to decline. "I'm too busy to Kramnik in my face!" I yelled at him.
Former FIDE World Champion Veselin Topalov ordered a cup of beer at his local brewery only to find that foaming at the height of the beer was a 3 inch layer of molten lava. He knew that underneath was prime drinking and devised a plan to remove the burning liquid from his drink before it solidified and contaminated his beverage with ash and rock particles. He grabbed a knife from behind the bar, held it to the lava for warmth, and then precisely yet swiftly chopped the top portion of the glass off with the lava as well. Unfortunately, this lava splashed everywhere and gave him minor burns.To put it shortly, Topalov tried to lop off the lava top but it toppled off and to top it off? It burned him.
>>553176951what do you mean cia i thought it was that one jewish billionaire he even did a comedy play as president on tv produced by that guy
good warm-up training game slapping the stinkfish around. It still overvalues rooks and can't play endgames for shit.
Former World Chess Champion Anatoly Karpov had a scantily known business venture in 1990s Czechia that involved the production of vehicles branded with dots of the complementary color of the vehicle's color. Unfortunately, the cars had to be banned by the Czech government after they proved a distraction on the road, and the venture was a massive failure and contributed to his later involvement with the Russian government which helped pay off his debt.In other words, Karpov's polka cars are now barred.
>>553633562i dont like the rook
>>553639667What chess legend did Ben Finegold style his career after? ... Philidorbecause he's fat
>>553642297I smiled :)
Don’t forget that here in a few hours (probably 3-4 from the time of this post) DAY 2 of operation “how bad can chess.com anti cheat actually be if this blatant jeet cheater won’t get banned midstream” will be in full effect. We need to message every single one of his opponents and tell them to report MrWilsonIsLive chesscom account. If you haven’t reported him, do your diligence. I will post his live link when he goes live.
>>553646313No, I’m not gonna report him because I don’t play on that site or care.
>>553647513K
>>553638225Is that really your cat? Must have even expensive she’s a beauty
>>553633562damn, that's a really nice set
>>553638225those are some nice jellybeans, very much approve
we're 1 point behind, 3 more chumps to go
>>553646313not my problem
>>553652819>>553647513hey pajeet did you learn how to stop pooping your pants yet? your account is getting banned soon no matter what you post here we already all reported you
>>553641445is that supposed to be some sort of pun? It doesn't make sense in english. Please explain.
>>553652947can't imagine getting this excited about this shit
>>553653232Of course you don't care. Why would you? You're a brown animal who squats to shit on the street. The only thing that interests you is being a good Jewish bioweapon and raping innocent women.
we done did it boys
The cheating eagle has landed. I say again, the cheating eagle has landed. Remember to report for cheating and to let all of his opponents know to report him for cheating as well. We are trying very hard to get him banned mid stream. https://www.youtube.com/live/UMQApk3DZLo?si=QDqr7NDO_Jgr75yb
>>553656073Negro bump
>>553653232>>553652819Bro this guy cheats, is gaining a large following (he literally had 3-4 viewers for weeks and now he’s getting 20-30 and climbing). This is the unemployed losers last chance at an income. Why not have fun while watching him get banned? It’s hilarious how oblivious he is and how equally oblivious his audience is. Him getting banned mid stream will be magical. Just watch him as he poorly explains his moves. It’s pure comic gold.
>>553655282Kapik the same rival from before or a new challenger do your duck crown
>>553656361same guy who was in 2nd place he just changed his picture from trollface
>>553656073Don’t forget: this guy was getting flagged and losing to 5/600s a week ago. Now he’s almost a 1200. How pathetic must cheat.com anti cheat must be.
Guys stop blowing the cover lmaoooo
>>553657027Kek, that was me. My bad. I had to get one last insult in. I'll stop now and just keep reporting him.
>>553657134 Nah it was funny. He’s extremely nervous now. He hasn’t lost on time in a week. Now that he knows people are onto him he can’t even think straight. Compare this to his demeanor yesterday. It’s insane.
>>553657134You commented on move 19 and look what happened. Stopped the engine nonsense and got slaughtered.
>>553657352Kek. This game couldn't be any more obvious.
>>553657681He got called out right before move 19. Now he’s pretending he can’t do shit. Go to his stream yesterday and you will see his full of shit and cocky he was. Now he’s nervous. You can tell he is contributing a lot of mental energy towards the fact he’s been exposed. He’s trying to figure out how he’s going to move forward because he was smoking 1000s yesterday and now he can’t stop blundering.
>>553657846it's glorious because he's trying to play like a 500 to avoid suspicion, which means his "2000 elo speedrun" is a complete humiliation and the unemployed indian can't make a video about doing a hikaru run
>>553656572That POS let me know bro I’ll fuck em up for ya
>>553657969Yep lmao. He’s in an incredibly sticky situation. Does he continue to cheat to save face or does he keep the engine off and go back down to 300 where he belongs? Lmaooooo you can see him trying to calculate what he should do and it’s hilarious.
>>553657681This cat reminds me of that racist dog meme.God I hate the cheater so much. Why won’t they ban him
Hahahahaha this guys brain is between a rock and a hard place.
>+17, brown cheater doesn't know how chess works so unable to resignAbsolutely disgusting
>>553658496He has obviously turned the engine off. Lmaooooo he is starting to wish he got banned. He is so stressed out.
>>553658528This is exactly why he'll get banned in the end. Sure, he might stop cheating for a while because of the accusations, but once he realizes how bad he actually is without Stockfish, he'll go right back to it. That's when he'll be the most blatant, and that's when they'll catch him.
>>553658975He needs to fully commit
>>553659114Yeah he was a legit 300 ELO getting BTFO by 5/600s. Now he can’t do anything. He’s clearly lost and it’s absolutely hilarious. I was wishing he got banned mid stream but this is way WAY funnier.
>>553659314This makes me so mad I’m going to stab a fork into my leg again
>>553659372Don’t do it. Enjoy the absolute dumpster fire.
I weaponized my autism by flooding his chat with jeet abuse, but the mod banned every single one of my 20 accounts. Now I can retire and enjoy the show.
>>553659868Same. Now just watch for the moments he starts cheating again and all the insane stress he’s under now. He’s trying so hard to find a balance and he’s getting slaughtered now because he still doesn’t know if he should keep cheating or go back down to 500
AJ can you please relax we’re just trying to enjoy the chill stream
HE ISN'T CHEATING YOU RETARDED RACISTS
Please ban andy and aj they are derailing the vibes
>>553660543nope, you can go through his previous games he cheated hard and got caught so he thinks he can hide them if he loses 10 games in a row playing like a 300
He thinks he's slick by losing 5 in a row.
>>553660830I like your duck gif, may I steal it?
I don’t know who’s more pathetic, this streamer who thinks he’s slick by losing now that he tuned the engine off or the retards in chat saying “SEE DUDE HES LOSING NOW, SO THAT PROVES HE DIDNT CHEAT!!!”
>>553660964Of course you may, my good sir.
>>553661272Can I also save it? If there’s enough left i mean
>>553661039That's what baffles me the most. Who's watching this jeet? Is it just other 80 IQ browns? I even saw someone type in chat "you need 2 devices to cheat". Insane.
>>553661437You know exactly who watches. But all I can say at this point is I love seeing him struggle. He literally can’t stop blundering now that he isn’t using an engine. Absolutely amazing. Better than him being banned midstream. I haven’t had this much fun watching chess in a while. He’s trying to figure out when he shouldn’t turn the engine back on. Little does he know once he turns it back on he will be banned.
>>553661417The meme is free for the taking, my fellow good sir.
>waits until the queen defends the knight and then takes THE PAWN
>>553661703>He’s trying to figure out when he should turn the engine back on. Little does he know once he turns it back on he will be banned.Exactly. If anything, turning it off only made it more obvious to the anticheat that he's a poser. Once he turns it back on again, he's finished. Can't wait.
He's just blundered the most basic fork in existence under zero pressure after playing like the next Magnus these past couple of days. You can't make this shit up.
>>553662206>>553662437Seriously. Thanks to the anon who showed us this guy. I am having so much fun watching this idiot.
SHUT IT DOWN
>>553662905Lmaooo doesn’t stop me from watching this guy literally personify this meme every game he plays:
>>553662905That's some brown guy larping as a white woman. Probably his cousin or something.
>>553663335Sadly that appears to be his actual wife (watch his shorts before he started shitting out chess content).
>>553664165I stand corrected. Based cheater jeet dunking on me with his white waifu mod.
alright yall, sometime tm. Let’s see how he handles this progressing situation.
>>553664726Maybe we could try not calling him out for the next couple of streams. That should make him think we've gone away, and then he'll toggle it back on again.
>>553665006I’m down. Just radio silence for 1-2 days.
>>553633562I like my bishops to look like venus flytraps.
>>553668467Super Mario Bros coded pieces.
>>553668467that knight is more like donkey from shrek
necrobump
>>553653181It's just supposed to be a lot of homophones like all of the other ones. But it's not so great so it just has a couple rhymes in truth.
>>553672906
>>553656073wait... does he get moves in the chat? That shit is another way of cheating, this guy is a joke!
>>553656073I'm a 1200 rated rapid beginner patzer on chesscom, so he should be roughly my level, and I'd crush him. Without an engine, he looks more like a legit 700 (at best). Listening to him explain his understanding of the game sounds exactly like when I was at 500-600 a couple months ago. Maybe he's just bad at explaining his thought process, but that's how it comes across to me. When he's not using an engine, he also misses the most basic tactics, walks into obvious forks, and just makes elementary mistakes in general over and over again. That still happens a bunch at my level too, obviously, but nowhere near as often as it does with him. It's honestly hilarious, and very clear he's using an engine on/off.
lmaooo that jeet is so bad at acting >OH NOES! I hanged my rook! Oh noookek
>the necrobumps are getting sadder>we've reached the point of needing necrobumps during the day>the necrobumps are getting even cringier
At least call them negrobumps
>>553697703That would offend my sensibilities. /chess/ loves black people.
>>553633562Not sure if it's the aspect ratio or something, but the pieces are too fat.
>>553690897Fucking hell I just watched this guys replay. What a tool bag.
cantybump
>>553698514It’s okay to use negrobumps if you’re negromancer
Is tg any busier?
>>553707829They've had 4 posts in total since the one I'm about to quote>>553647971
>a million non-post necrobumps >”heh sounds kind of like a word we are scared to say on a blue board heh”>half the thread dedicated to obsessing over ANOTHER streamer well… at least the quantity of posts is back up!
Shut up Larpov and play
>>553708389You’re not allowed to say nigger on a blue board?
hey guys we should consider going back to tg we might as well be on in a dead general on the correct board
>>553710237Suck my fat dingly dong pbt.
>>553710090Nope. 3 day ban. It's so retarded. No wonder so many anons left this place.
>>553709764Kek. Larpov got BTFO.
AFTER I PLAY A GAME OF BLITZ, I GO TO MY STUDIES AND LOOK UP THE OPENING.THAT IS HOW I LEARN.
man I froze my face off yesterday and the track was covered in partially frozen snow and I've done everything possible to stall up to this point but fuck it, can't skip the daily run just put on a scarf this time and bear the late night minusesthis was an accountability check post brought to you by the fitness gang
>>553712876Is that korchnoi?
Things are really getting crazy in Iran.Stay safe Iranian anon.
>>553714697Inshallah
>>553714697>>553715857Death to all sandnigs, glory to lsraeI. Hopefully the Jews start setting off nukes soon so we can see the population decline.
>>553717327Chess?
>>553717686is a jewish game
>>553718047True when you think about it. If it weren't for Jews, chess wouldn't be the game it is today.
>>553718323Is this a joke about bobby fishing being Jewish?
>>553718664No, just stating a fact. I'm quite antisemitic, and even I admit that out of all groups, the Jews have arguably contributed more to chess than any other. Just look at all the greatest and most influential players throughout chess history.
>>553719786Hans is Jewish?
>>553719786I heard a story that the Jews used to play chess in the ostrich concentration camp
>>553721075Elo grind never stops.
>>553719786If I Jew were in front of me right now I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he has to say, and that's what the goyim never do.
Anyone else /studying the slav/ rn?
>>553722520>he imagined anon as an anime girl even if subconciously and it colored his response
>>553714227yes
>>553718047rightfully a Persian game, not Jewish
>>553722520I repudiate your cheap copy.>slavI probably should, since the KID has been bringing me heartbreak recently. Or maybe just go all in on the QGD.
>>553728216>impying Mugi's isn't the definitive copy
>>553728216You might not be ready for this red pill yet, but I'll tell you anyway. You're not losing because of your openings, you're losing because you're not getting better at tactics and blundering less.
>>553729015NOT THAT ANON, but better familiarity with the opening means you know better what you're trying to achieve which means you win more. So it could be related to the openings as well.
>>553728509https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/once-i-pick-the-perfect-basedjak-to-portray-you-as-your-life-is-over
Elaynah is playing her fans today, can someone sign up and beat her badly?
>>553729015based Yakub spitting straight fax
>>553730486I could, but why would I want to?
>>553728216Classical Dutch
>>553730846Should I start with 1... e6 to avoid the Hopton, or just straight up play 1... f5?
>>553730647I assumed you enjoy beating women
>>553730486What time control?
>>553731529It was rapid arena but its over, a 1600 Jew won…
>>553731529It was 10+0 in a 60 minute arena so u don't get many games.
>>553731946Were you in there too? I joined late so I didn’t get very far
>>553732040No, I don't have a chesscom account.Lichad for life. I was just checking out the stream.
>>553732173I have both but I feel obligated to play on chess com for now since I have diamond
>>553732378Same here, but also all my normie friends who play very casually are on chesscom, so I deal with it by paying the 90€ a year for diamond to keep everything on one site.
Wowzers, Mr money bags over here! Unrelated question, how low are your casual chess friends rating? I have a friend that’s 600 and I think she might be retarded
>>553731073If you’re going for the classical variation, e6 is fine to avoid Staunton Gambit or other gambit variations, but you need to be comfortable transposing to the French defense if your opponent plays e4 afterwards. Most of the time white will go for their standard c4 setup after d4 because they don’t know you’re aiming to play the Dutch. I personally think f5 right away is perfectly fine and is more aesthetic so it’s really up to you if you want to play f5 or e6 first
>>553733486Can you gift me and the /chess/ boys memberships? We could form some kind of chess com team, play in weekly tournaments, toss around shit, stuff like that.
>>553733486How much is 90 yen?
>>553736649To correct my error here, whether or not white plays c4 in the e6 classical setup has nothing to do with whether white expects the Dutch or not. Skilled players will be familiar with the e6 setup. At your level anyone playing d4 is not a skilled player so make them pay with a blistering kingside attack and play aggressively with the Dutch
>>553737084Here they are asking equivalent of 110 USD
