Previous: >>553028336>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
THIS is the thread
Digitan LOVE
I haven't seen the THE STRONGEST poster for a while...
Danchou just killed a man
post cute girls
ButtSweat is recruiting! We're a casual /uma/ club with low reqs (don't flatline, don't disappear for a week), and offer so much more!Well not that much more. We chat in-game! Some people give advice, others discuss Taiki's Taikis, some moan about 5 double-circle Aoharu losses; the options are endless. A selling point for some, possibly!Recruiting a little late to allow people winter holidays without stressing about the game. I regret nothing - not yet.Respond here or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile to join.
>>553048045Digitan getting distracted by Maruzensky's ass!
what was wrong with the other thread
this bread will be better
>>553048157What did Kitasan do with her hair?
>>553048105>the carNow I feel the urge to repost and feed all his arts to AI and publish the model onto one of those free sitesJust for fun>>553048157Fat Flash killed it
>>553048175what if Oguri ate Tama by accident, they are roommates
>>553048127Why is digitard like this?
comfy B+ non /uma/ kidnappers looking to kidnap your trainees reply to join
Don't open
Besides Straightaway Spurt, NSM, It's On!, and a Gold Recovery. What other skills should I aim for to run my waifu next week? I'm thinking Rudolf and Ryan for parents and inheritance skills.
>>553048157theyll translate this is >darn it!to avoid getting an M rating by the esrb
>>553048251holy shit, she was nerfed by those granny glasses
>>553048175Only if there's more porn
>>553047921Is she about to hit them with the car
gyaru shinchan katan
>>553048312She wants all the male trainers for herself!
>>553048326no they'll change it to "shoot"
Why do Asians glorify winter so much? Is it because it's not really that cold down there?
This spread will have cheddar
>>553048358She has to find the truth, no matter the cost
>>553048317instead of rudolf and ryan get rudolf and dober
>>553048364retard horse
Can I cure night owl with any ol' sleep?
>>553048237That's a big Digitan
this bread will be butter
https://youtu.be/jYF7bYOR02w
>>553048473It will cure only if you get the "well rested" rest event.
damn
>>553048265Yup, that's the uma and the lifestyle I want.
My points efficiency...
>>553048272happens all the time
>>553048464
>>553048463I know Dobber is good but never looked up why.So why?
This image is good for you, trusthttps://files.catbox.moe/xggwwf.jpg
Aggressively fucking Ass Wonder’s fat ass
>>553048473Yes, if you get well rested it's cured. Same for skin outbreak.
>>553048317This is just me but I'll train my end closers on Dober and Ryan
>On first glance, I read this as "a youthful bottom"Mayano is just too dangerous to an Oji-san like me...
>>553048429Don't most corps glorify winter just to get in on the Christmas marketing
>>553048462When will they be playable?
>>553048592>>553048597
>>553048462Please do not spread misinformation with edited images. Thank you.
>>553048583I like it when shes happy :) right up until the point in the career where she eats shit
>>553048464Don't say that...
>the first kanji for stupid, baka(馬鹿), is 馬(horse)Wtf, that's mean
>>553048364>>553048583
>>553048570Look, they really want another Equinox
>>553048589it's ryan's pump but instead of 6th, you can be 6th or 5th for it to activate
>>553048429It's hot as shit the entirety of the rest of the year
>>553048463why not ryan and dober
>>553048597
>>553048589she's cute
>>553048598Grass Wonder wouldn't engage in such degeneracy
>>553048716I hate this image
>>553048741Holy shit does it even snow in nipponland?
>>553048095>>553048309I am homeress836937900147
>>553048312you wish Aoi
>>553048697now check the second one
>>553048739Oh! Thanks!>>553048765Agreed!
>>553048716this reference makes no sense
Back in Shape
>>553048743that's incest!
>>553048765Fact Check: True
>>553048716she is like this
>>553048859nippois more than just tokyo
>>553048592>>553048597flat uma = love
>>553048860DANCHOOOOOOOO
>sapporo I always end up with hint lvl. 4 for that course
>>553048942
>>553049005>Annual snowfallThat's not really much
>>553049091uooooh
>>553048513>That's a big DigitanFor you
>>553047921AGNES DIGITAL FUCKING SUCKS ASS
>>553049220STOP
>>553049154I'll add that Hokkaido does have comfy looking temps, not too hot, not too cold
I LOVE AGNES DIGITAL
>>553049292cute
about to eat a whole loaf of bread before my oguri run because on run #2 I got like 300 stam and then power training kicked in for +33 power every time when I already had too much... (won finales with 1100 speed 1000 power)
>>553049154It literally never snows here so I have no idea what high snowfall looks likeHokkaido does at least have annual snow festivals so there's something there
>>553048860Inv sent!
>>553049262It will always be micro
>>553049091
>>553049061fat
>>553049396ITS NOT THAT SMALL
im spending all the 200x event carats from this event on 10 oguri runs DESU I want to roll an ACE desu! with dirt, pace and mile S
>>553049091I love umamusume even more now
>>553049453lol
cm8 status?
>>553049329Plan on visiting Hokkaido this summer
>>553049537grim
new cryer
>>553048081It took me so long to watch the movie that when that scene happened I just remembered the ritualposter and started laughing
>>553049334hmm...
is everyone in the game going to be taking their witbumming bakshin O into the CM with 1200 speed 1200 wit
>>553049380Fascinating. What's a snow festival? Do they have snowplows up there?
>>553049329hokkaido gals are cute too
>>553049537Re-using CM6 aces unless I feel like making XOguri for Long
>>553049537Likely recycling cm6 taishin
>>553049619IS THERE A PROBLEM???
>>553049537with the luck im having, im gonna be reusing everyone
>>553049529didn't know she was the first one to win both Tenno Sho
>>553049537not building any aces until tamamo comes out
>>553048272thankfully she built some resistance towards it after the first twenty nighttime accidents
>>553048917I love jiggly Brian
How come no one told me Air Groove is smoking hot?
>>553049742...
Why the fuck is there an eldritch abomination kaiju level threat allowed in Tracen? What the fuck is happening here?
>>553049721
>>553049091I still dont get how this nearly killed the franchise ngl considering that current jp is heavily pandering to selfinsert audience(me, I look forward to future umas)
>>553048589meet your aromatherapy horse
>>553049949MY WIFE IS VERY CUTE YES?!!!
>>553049962How resoundingly straight and notgay.
>>553049537Natie = readyVodka = long A ready, still gunning for long SOguri = pending, still undecided between original and festive
>>553049220
>>553050000Nice trips. You can kiss them ingame you know
>>553050000It didn’t. No one actually knows why the original anime was scrapped.
>>553049950don't worry about it
>>553050053That perfect amount of cleavage
>>553049537Group B Finals loss
>>553049962When are cygays dropping the ice skating alts
>>553050102nyo…
>>553050184Have you considered winning?
>>553049537I got Seiun during the Amoguri banner so I should be doing an angling+long parent but I'm slacking off so bad. I know I can make her run long distances so maybe that's why I'm not spamming parent runs.
>>553050146I do. Game sucked ass.https://youtu.be/tOyY8Tzya8k?si=Uz7IFDGLCpaJKYVH
>>553049537Bad but at least I got a new TT member
>>553049816that's my Tama-chan
>>553049537not a mediumnot playing
>>553050139>ai symbol in the bottom right
>>553049154>743 cm of snowfall>That's not really muchThat's such a retarded huge amount of snow I don't believe it's real. It's twice as much as the snowiest Canadian city.
>>553050000I honestly believe they feared it might turn off the male audience. Which is wild to think, with Love Live and im@s proving to be successful... they eventually just copied the two with a sports spin and call it a day.
>long s>spurt>fast learner>absolutely horrid classic/senior summerI don't care, I'm not training Gold Shit anymore.
>>553049962To this day I wonder what were they thinkingAnd where's the director's cut
>>553049962When this pv first came out and spread around, I was actually pretty curious about who oguri and rudolf were
>>553050057called the disciplinary committee
>>553050267My considerations were only acknowledged during Virgo Cup.
>>553049816she’s the strongest
>>553050365they feared it would turn off the horseowner audience (which was true)
damnsecond try
>>553049537built a usable enough end closer spe-chan for it but i have very little desire to train for it overallit's just a straightaway spurt simulator and gold ship is the best one at doing it. i don't have cafe or taishin who are the only ones who can even attempt to compete with her, so i've accepted i'll probably just phone in group B finals
>>553049962>the pv that lost umamusume legendary horses
Post sleeping umas>>553049537I didn't even win Gold at the last Long CM, it is looking very bleak. Got Dober Long S first try but the stats are AWFUL
>>553048429But winter is the best season
>>553050337https://youtu.be/bMOzvxQHywM?si=pa8slbs8hH8lvza7&t=29
>>553050504WHY!!!!!!!! CAN A TRAINER NOT LOVE HIS KAMI OSHI ANYMORE??????
>>553050519kek samehow are you coping?
>>553050365Things not approved by the horse yakuzaPornLesbiansPorn with lesbians
>>553050279Why did they remove the violence?
Eat your vegetables or I’ll rape you
>>553049962The early 00s/kind of scuffed artstyle unironically goes super hard.
>>553050359JP wiki says 557cm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAlH2Cfq8Xk Gimlet also has the crap sniffing gene and that seems to cause the most fence outbursts.
>>553050661
>>553050661I'm a guy, you retard
>>553050647Imagine the amount of seething you feel just because your uma didn't proc a skill, or got BROCKEDThat's nothing compared to the furious anger you'd feel when you're winning the race and suddenly lose by elbow to the face
chuddie sandwich
>>553050581>soibridged slop
>>553050647Wait for the American scenario
>>553050548What is gayer, 2D anime girls hypothetically kissing or adult men scared of said possibly dyke characters?
>>553050279the casual jog always makes me laugh
>>553050816microumanko
>>553050279what could have been
>>553050359It's not depth anon, it's total snowfall year around
>>553050816what does a chudette sandwich taste like
>marked
>>553050647They advertised violence twicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv1YihyYHmU
Might as well post the full pv, no?https://youtu.be/mjZ_nqn4-LU?si=6jHTUXSDnHy8wQ1L
>>553050618That I'm only good at building lates and paces, and any CM where those two aren't good is where I am filtered.The one time I tried Fronts was Scorpio and I got blasted from Round 2. I even lost my finals to a (Blue) Teio
Would Air Groove play goo goo babies with me?
>>553050889people who have no respect for keiba history
https://twitter.com/keiba_info_club/status/2008825938356662546?s=20 Poor announcer
>>553050962KINO
>>553051006Gentil would never because she is overconfident(she can back it up) and dominant
>>553051070based
>>553050878Still the best moment of that race
>>553050970how do you think snowfall is measured
>>553051006Gorilla grip..........
>>553049962>this sort of pandering pruned this choco booby ojousama's existence off the game
>>553050970It's still 6-7 times the amount of snow my Canadian city gets in an average year, and I'm already used to seeing so much snow that by the end of the winter I'm piling the snow up above my head along the driveway.
>>553050962Pretty Derby if it was good
>>553051006
>>553050618>>553051056There is just something about vodka and pasa that makes this expression really funny. I mean we have suzuka, spe and other versions, but these two look the funniest for no reason
>>553050571
>>553051291
>>553051069You would have to beg and plead with her nonstop after being her trainer for at least three years, but I think she'd accept.Would likely be a one-time thing though
>>553051319Why is this woman beefing with a kid?
>>553051070Where's my QTE for putting Rice Shower down then?
>>553050878>black umas represent 13% racing umas yet they commit 85% spot struggle crimes
>>553051045i prefer orfevres old designthe mask is cute, same with the bipolar nature
>>553048570Chateau Blanche is Kitasan’s true wife
>tripped in some bizarre way (idk even know how) and hit the back of my head against the wall several hours ago>not sure if I actually lost conciousness or if I was just really dizzy for a few seconds>don't feel great but aside from the bruise don't feel particularly bad either, no obvious symptonsCan any of the med umadachi from some threads ago armchair doctor me? Is there even any kind of medication or treatment you can even get for... mild head trauma? I feel like if I go to the hospital I'll just get fleeced and catch something from a real patient for my troubles.
>>553051371>>553051428fuk u
>>553051319
>>553051321That one gif of Vodka doing her race pose and then instantly cutting to her in 16th place is my favorite. And then they gave her those goofy ass boots for Xmas, girl can't get a break (still the coolest)
>>553051429
>>553051198Snow melts and compresses, it's not the same. >>553051291I doubt that, Canada is pretty north.
>>553051370My cute wife. And oguri. . .
>>553049537Deciding whether to go lates or ends, probably ends but I did pull Fuku alt, so I kind of want to try and make her work
>>553046792Well then, lemme give you a crash course in highschool genetics.Your DNA is bundled into chromsome pairs. Each pair contains 2 sets of data on the same part of you. Eye color. Bone density. Finger webbing. you name it, it's in your DNA twice. One of the data pair comes from your mother, the other from your father, so they are not necessarily the same info. When the info differs, sometimes only one option is used and the other is disregarded. We call these used and disregarded traits Dominant traits and Recessive traits. We represent them with capital and lowercase letters, when I learned they used B/b, no idea if that's standardized or important in any way. Basically Dominant traits always express themselves if present regardless of other competing genes, while Recessive traits only express themselves when no other competing genes are present.Picrel shows how Dominant Brown hair trait and Recessive Blonde hair trait interact. It's a huge oversimplification since there's millions of quasi-overlapping traits in your DNA, but it explains the general principle. We call these boxes "Punnet Squares". I'm sure there's a rudolph moment in there somewhere.the umamusume gene could be described as a recessive trait of the X sex chromosome, with human X being the big B and uma X being the little b. It can't manifest in males since they lack the 2nd X chromosome to attain bb, but they could still carry an uma X chromosome passed down from their mother or grandmother or even further back in their lineage. An umamusume can be born from 2 human parents who both had the uma X chromosome, bB and b(Y) yielding a 1/4 chance of an uma daughter, or conversely an umamusume's daughter could be human if her husband lacks the uma X chromsome, resulting in a Bb situation.I was bored and in a 'tismy mood.
>>553051469Go to a clinic or hospital you retardYou have healthcare, right, RIGHT?
>>553051469could just be a contusion, could be a concussion, do a pupil test, shine a light into your eyes and see if they dilate or not
>>553051074Translate, I don't speak sushi
>>553051429what the fuck is that abomination
>>553051429This would be more appealing if the artist didn't draw her with negro facial features
>>553050000>gay horsesThink of the old horse owners broThey don't see it as yuri. They don't want people looking up their horses and finding girls kissing or clam smashing.
>>553051506
>>553051469You are supposed to go get your had scanned so they see if concussion did anything to you.I myself had a very nasty slip/fall last Better Call Saul style and to this day i do not remember second half of the day. Yes,i was awake like a broken record during that time and had five stitches on the head.
>>553051429I couldn't even see her face without zooming in, why do americans think this is a good design
>>553051070>respect for keiba historywe're talking about the franchise that completely and utterly butchered Kitasan's story with garbage writing
>>553051469Nigga stop being stupid and go to the hospital
>>553051429There were better drawn versions of this particular fakeUma you could've posted but you chose this oneWhy
how make better stated umai cant seem to get close to triple 1k stats on speed/power/witalso>when none of your SSR cards finish their events
>Curren scouts her trainerShe really is dangerous
>>553049908I did. I said she is objectively the sexiest character in the (global) game. I said you might not like her or even think she is a good person but you can't deny that she is a SEX GODDESS. Unless you are a wimp or a pedophile, in which case you will prefer a softer or a younger-seeming personality. I said that. Maybe you were not in that thread.
>>553051692
>>553050000Yuri itself doesn’t get taken down, right? Isn’t it only porn that Cygames hates?
>>553051772Then correct the record, spook.
>>553051772Because that anon was fishing for (You)s, obviously
>>553051469please take care of your head more, almost died to brain aneurysm because I thought my head and neck were just stiff due to me fapping too much all night, you don't want to take chances when it comes to your head
>>553051901goldship might say this
>>553051651Niggers trying to do art and failing, because the intent is a conduit to an agenda to justify violence and domination instead of artistic merit and joy>>553051740Difference is, they got the contract and it makes them money nowBefore they needed to prove they were worth it and failed miserably with that. Should've saved it for season 2
>>553051070>spe>digitan>vodka
OH GOD OH FUAAARK IT'S SO HECKIN KIIIIIIINOwhy was he roaring though
>>553051469it could be nothing or you could literally be dying, I wouldnt take my chances
>>553051740And yet can still be summed up as a "Love letter to keiba"
>>553051831actually you scouted her first, when you told her she was cute and her dream was nice all those years ago. YOU made her like this, so you have to take responsibility, onii-chan.
>>553049886>I love jiggDidn't bother reading the resthttps://jiggie.fun/NOqMLP
>>553051882
>>553051740And that's why is the most hated season of all and the last one where cygames didn't have full control
>>553051575You doubt what?Look up a few Canadian cities on wikipedia and see what their average annual snowfall is, compared to 743 cm.
>>553051836umazing
Why doesn't Seiun Sky ever get posted on /uma/?
>>553051892Some IRL horse owners hate sexualizing the umas. Except Daiwa Scarlet owner, he "asked for bigger tits on Daiwa, as bigger as they could be compared to Vodka"
>>553049908Air groove, Ramonu, Gentildonna are the most effortlessly gorgeous umas in the game. Gold ship would be too if she took the retard helmet off
>>553051807Power sparks. Run 2 speed 1 Riko 3 Wit
>>553049908She’s hot but she’s a BITCH
>>553052008the most realistic interpretation is that since horses are herd animals, pocket was calling out for the other horses, wondering where they went to.
>>553051901https://x.com/pump_upthejam_/status/1987092057454776490/quotesHere you go. The horse doesn't have a name and no other tags other than dark skin and umamusume. If you cant view the account you will have to use those two keywords on a image hosting site.
>>553052027This better be Brian
>>553051740I thought the complain was that Kita's story was already boring and cygames tried their hardest to make it interesting, first time seeing the opposite lmao
>>553052078
>>553052115Her posters are lazy just like her
>>553052232Looks like a nigger to me
>>553052337Babe... put the mask back on
>>553051956how do you get an aneurysm from jerking off
See you guys tomorrow
>>553052214>Where’s everyone going? Bingo?
>>553052337She's asking for umapyoi
>>553051984Cygames was still struggling in the first year with what exactly they want to aim for with UmaThen they went full-on keiba route and now we have 8 playable Sunday racing hors in game(jp)
>>553052361The face of 70 IQ
>>553052280
>>553052232>Make her look like a normal anime character and not a nigger>100x betterEvery single time
>>553052370
Jesus Ryan is so damn ugly
>>553052232This one is kinda funnyhttps://x.com/camel_mal/status/1989930422831386651
pokke is not only ugly and manly but she's also a boring protagonist, which is why she was kicked out of the uma shill club
For those who ran/witnessed End Closer Maruzensky in Cancer Cup, how effective was it?
>>553052096I dug deeper and looked up the snow depth, it's not actually that high. I think you underestimate how much snow you get or there are differences between the methodology used to calculate total snowfall Pic rel
>>553052502now THIS? this is S E X O
>>553052232Anon...that is a draft horse...the literal cotton picker of the horse race...
>>553051469I'm not a med anon, but one thing I've learnt in my short 33 years, do NOT take any fucking risks with your funny head. Worst I've ever had was a slightly broken knee, busted ankle and REALLY badly swollen finger that had to be cut and scraped without pain killer cuz I let it fester forever instead of seeing a doctor. Could've lost my fucking finger through that shit.Point is: GO. TO. THE. FUCKING. HOSPITAL AND GET YOUR HEAD CHECKED! Not a single doctor, or sane person will tell you "Don't worry about it", everyone will tell you to get your shit checked or you might have a WHOLE lot worse problems in the future.
>>553052337>white womanAHHHHHHHH DELETE THIS POST ITS TOO SCARY!!!!!
>>553052502I would fuck this numa
>>553052472
>>553052584THIS is sexo.
>>553052369Not him but for a while when I cranked one out I'd tilt my head reallllly hard to one side. I didn't realize that was the source of my neck pain all that while.
>>553051396That’s all I need. She has the most suckable pair of tits I’ve ever seen
>>553051321It's the big silly ears
CHOMP, like Shinko Windy suggested
>>553052502Would
>>553052616Ah yes because if you type the name "draft horse" into danbooru or gelbooru that will surely give the results.
>>553052361>tracen starts doing affirmative action in admissionsgrim
>>553052507Hey the previous 5 were all first.
>>553052682When does her banner drop?
>>553052019Curren.. you're still the cutest.
>>553052647
>>553051807You don't need maestro for festifus Oguri. Do Kita + Biko borrow and add in a second wit card.
>>553050571>>553052719https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft_horseYou literally use them like slaves.
>>553052361You just know all her room events have a smoke alarm on
>>553052502>instead of trainer she calls you "sugah"i would fold instantly
Without the frumpy glasses she's kinda cute
>well at least she's not a chesnut
Cygames should hire ツネくん to design more umas.
straightaway spurting my white lightning into tama’s micromanko
>>553052906That's her attack mode
>>553052830>festifusSeinfeld reference?
>>553052839ALL HORSES ARE SLAVESWHEN YOU BUY A HORSE YOU ARE CALLED AN OWNER. FREE THE HORSES NOW
>>553052818
>>553052897This guy gets it
OURFREAKING HEROES
>>553053015And Top Road
>>553053015Why is the face of the franchise oguri cap not present here/??? wtf i thought she was the goat?
>>553053015that forehead is massive damn
>>553053015pretty derby season 2...
I NEED THIS GAME TO HIT THE TRIPLE 3 SPARK OR I WILL FREAK AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553052906>librarian-flavored character without the glassesblasphemythis is like eating plain unbuttered toast, you've removed all the flavor
>>553052971>mulato umas, colorized
>>553052971Im pretty sure that in the Umaverse ancient history umas probably raped and ravaged countless civilizations, they are literally op
>>553052935Dainty doto
>>553052980
>>553053015How long have they been milking the Almond Eye design without even putting into the game?
>>553050270SEXO BAKUSHIN O TITTIES (O for ROUND!)
>>553052502This is an uma that 100% rapes you
I think that impregnating Biwa Hayahide would be a necessary and enjoyable activity.
>>553053015..And Special Chud.
>>553052906Normally I'm on the team of noglasses being superior but I think Ikuno's actually enhance the design
>>553052935I am going to be real with you, the proto-design of King kamehameha is bad, I can't pinpoint anything on it that references the real horse outside of kamehameha = hawaii = tanned and silk colors
>>553053015give me the orvefre, you guys can fight over the rest
>>553053208biwa, get off umachan
>>553053147twinkle legends came out in february 2025 so only a year
>>553053139
>>553052115I've made a slightly extraordinarily large number of jiggies featuring her, given that I still haven't gotten around to trying her career
>>553053256Can't wait to play through her campaign.
>>553048317Inside Scoop & Umastan if you can
>>553053015And Kitasan Negro.
>>553052337i cant wait to pull for her......
here I go again, oguri cap ace training #3 (unity cup)
i'm 3 tp short of 60
Matikanefukukitaru
musty mare pussy
>>553053438
>>553053416Mr. President, the big uma agenda has hit 40k
Orfevre anime when
>>553053317
>>553052337she looks like she gives good head
>>553049537Not looking forward to "hope your ends proc NSM, if not, get fucked" part 2, but I'm hoping the Tama free pulls will be kind, so having a Tama, XOguri, and Creek team will at least be more fun to watch.
>>553053147A year. She’s coming out next month
Just tugged my cock to completion while looking at Air Groove
>>553053351i'm still not sure whether umastan does anythingi tested it last cm and it did absolutely nothingmaybe it's different on long
>>553052337sexo
>>553053245> I can't pinpoint anything on it that references the real horse outside of kamehameha = hawaii = tanned and silk colorsHaving a tonne of references to the real horse doesn’t make a design any better.Like a lot of the concept art it’s a bit GBF-ey but that doesn’t make it bad.
i need oguri sex
>>553053486It did, bigly.
Pokke is musty
>>553053416nah, umas being allowed to live, much less serve in the imperial guard goes against the imperiums' lore.
>>553053409why doesn’t the big uma leave the little uma alone :(
>>553053492
>>553053535air groove has got some massive titties
>>553053587Oguri farts during sex
>>553052906You can't just post naked umas like that
>>553049537Recycling CM6 Golshi/SpeWill add in Tammers if I get her
>>553053301>>553053521That seems like quite a while. I imagine that her banner is going to be very popular due to how good her design is.
>>553053631they are original terran animals they have more rights than most.
>>553053674Imagine the Air Paizuri
Hey do you have games on your phone?
>>553053480This would have been cool but then I'm sure there would be an audience that would only pull on mares
>>553052579I'm not sure what you're saying.According to wikipedia, the average annual snowfall for e.g. Montreal is 216 cm and the English wikipedia page for Asahikawa claims 760 cm. You posted a graph of snow depth over time, a different metric.I don't want to talk about this anymore since it's not umamusume. The point is that the original anon saying 743 cm of annual snowfall "isn't really much" is full of shit. That average, if it's true, far far exceeds the worst winters I've seen in 35 years of living in several Canadian cities.
>>553053540general rule is it matters after 2400https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3TOq9_PpKg
you guys don't know the suffering or being a sagittarius, if i don't get that plat I AM DONE FOR
>>553053669
>>553053438Matiakaifkfukuakiaktaru
>>553053631They're original terra abhumans, they most likely got rights. Also, every Space Marine would have some uma genes spliced in somewhere for the raw statline.
>>553053716everyone expected her banner to come during this anniversary but with the Forever Young reveal having the exact same date it may be pushed to 2027
>>553053832Aibou...
>>553053832Foursome with Pokke, Tachyon, and Cafe please
Oguri’s tits look like they’d be so soft and perky and fun to play with. I bet she has those hard and long nipples you can brush your thumb against and tease with your finger tips to make her squirm
>>553053580>Having a tonne of references to the real horse doesn’t make a design any betterBut the design must be based on the horse. If a keibafag can't guess the horse from the design then that design shouldn't be used to represent that horse in umamusume
>>553053938Santa...
>>553053853But consider a Forever Young + Almond Eye banner with a 0.25% pull rate instead of the usual 0.75%...
>>553053416>>553053486I saw this one dude do like 2 uma related ones a while ago
>>553053832
>>553053938I bet she has baby fat and a six pack.
>>553053716Her banner is gonna sell like hotcakes especially since there is probably gonna be a new super busted support card. Then they also do a mass reveal of new uma designs including the next shill uma for next year’s anni (probably either Ebayan or Equinox but either way Ebayan’s design is gonna drop)>>553053853They’ll still have the Ai banner but they’ll start teasing with Ebayan design reveal and the BC scenario. They don’t ever add non retired horses as playable immediately, not even Daring Tact when she got revealed while the irl horse was active
Is Shion a year 2 or year 3 Uma?
is 1.5 million cc good on mile (dirt) team trials
>>553053938You know too much about nipple texture. You’re either a sex haver or a woman. Either way, you should kill yourself.
>>553053853Forever Young is still active and will retire by the end of this year so the uma version will not be playable this soon
>>553054037https://youtu.be/LDC0ii3Rwww?si=q92SLDwkXDpi3EkW&t=84
>>553053730>>553053850if its a natural occurring mutation it would be seen as abomination and be wiped out. the best you could hope for would be if the emperor created horse girls himself, for whatever reason lol. and even then they'd probably be treated like psyckers, kept under direct surveillance and control at all times, and very few in numbers.
>>553054017she arrives close to orfraud
>>553054000
i spent an hour getting macky cm final shots
>>553053631There are a number of abhuman strains that are recognized as stable and serve in the guard.
>>55305354095% of the time it activates right out of the gate. 4% of the time it doesn't activate at all. 1% of the time it procs on the last accel and mega boosts you.
>>553054148>Outside of Cafe, all the Uma I really want are super far awayThis SUCKS
When are we getting 5 daily borrows? Whiffed Long S on all three borrows today despite running nearly full Long sparks with double circle compatibility...
>>553054163DESU WA
tama sax
>>553054162
uma stan is poggers
>800 speed before classic arima kinen>nice this will be easy to cap speed>3 speed supports>not a single double rainbow entire senior year>end the run with 1071 speedniggerfaggot game
>>553054163Hope that's me after next CM
>>553054290tama pregante
Make love not war
>>553054252
I understand flatliners nowI really don't want to do any runs right now
>>553054332Niggerfaggot game, and yet you continue you to play
>>553052502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdhKA7JWnzo
>>553054317
Why is orange always F tier according to youslop? I want to run her but I cannot defy youslop
>>553054491the fuck does that even mean?
>>553054528means you dont even play this game
>want fine motion, nn card, tamamo, new year haru, matikane speed cardwhy the fuck is this game SO expensive
>>553054528Nonsensical post to farm yous of course
>>553054528idk
>>553054575Just get lucky
>>553054572You keep saying this and you’re always wrong. Why do you bother?
>>553054484
>>553054462yeah I like to train the 10%/20% speed bonus umas and hate all the rest
>>553054370I love Sirius she's my favorite fraud horse.I want her to bully me until I grow a spine and snap back at her.
>>553054491her unique is shither skills are shitif you want to win with her you need to be LUCKY because she is shit
You keep saying this and you’re always wrong. Why do you pogger?
Why is Matikanefukukitaru always F tier according to youtubers? I want to run her but I cannot defy youtubers
/Uma/ Club the club: the movie may soon have room for a torena-san interested in S/S+. Reply if that’s YOu!
>>553054575after kitapits i'm not bothering with cards for a whilenext one i want is ayabe and then want 3 consecutive banners: cheerleaders, inesfujin, paamaaaai think i can make it
You keep saying this and you’re always wrong. Why do you dogger?
Schizo
>>553054659Goldship would never make any moves on her Torena.She's one of the safe uma to train in that respect.
>>553054659
I NEED to see Oguri naked
Fine Motion comes across as a cock hungry slut and I would kill to be her all you can fuck buffet
>>553054808...but enough about anon!
I thought orange was taki shuttle lol
>>553053816>35Unc
>>553052798shinko'clock
>>553054758both her unique and skills are trash, the full armored version is decent now due to having inside scoop but that's it, just decent
>>553054779What if I don't intend to join but reply anyway
I spend upwards of 6 hours a day shitposting on /uma/
>>553054473>constantly talks about love and how her parents met whenever she is alone with her trainer, specially "that" scene during the hot spring tripVodka...
cygames, put this uma into the game and my wallet is yours
>>553054387VERY fast McQueen running at incredible hihg speed
fine motion on the 15th? OK I will roll it!
what the FUCK
>>553054779that's sounds like me
>>553054491Her unique is bad and her potential skills are bad. She has a mandatory race during second summer and sometimes a mandatory race in mile at C aptitude. Only thing she really has is growth rates (same as GolShi). I'll still work harder to get her that medium platinum.
>>553054575I've seen this image be posted many times but no one ever asks why is Grass happy there
>>553054846
>>553054758They put her there because they know how much you like her and they want to exert power and control over you.
give me uma wife
>>553054827You are right Gold Ship would just casually rape her trainer why he's sleeping
>>553054958I did just that, and I feel horrible
>>553055024The time is now, get those Ramp Up hints, bwo.
>>553055005yes, my army of downer bags under eyes umas will win the cms
>>553054681>>553055071What about full armour?
>>553054958we've noticed
She would be better if she let go of her shiraoki delusion and actually trained instead of praying for luck
non /uma/ club a comfy B+ club has room to abduct 2 torenasreply whether or not that's you
>>553049537recycling gold ship from libramaking a xoguri running a blocker front to stop pace promote
I want to get raped by gold ship
>>553054659>kidnaps you for a semi-forced ocean-themed marriagelove my quirk chungus reddit horse so much
>>553054008I know nothing about Equinox other than the irl horse is meant to be hot shit. Will she be completely busted if/when she's added?
>>553055005>bootleg ricehell nah
>>553055128Wrong.She'd just wake you up by jumping on top of you Isshin Kurosaki style.
>>553055092
>>553054758>One of the golds is wasted on a skill that needs 1 out of 9 posts, does a coinflip then a witcheck (evolution skips only the coinflip)>The other is a LoS debuff for everyone ahead of you>Unique requires you to be blocked (unlike NSM which is fairly generous)
>>553052115She deserves better
>>553055194What a coincidence, my non /uma/ club also has room for 2
>>553055223not him but thety will probably just give her really big titties
>>553055207(Un)holy sex
>>553055184Supposedly better but I didn't roll for her. 7 and I ticket her.
>>553055117Tell me about your tastes first.
>>553055362i got spoked by her i might use her in the next cm
>>553055384ojou samabig titslong hair
>>553055291start a family!
>>553055223Equinox is one of the candidates for the strongest Japanese Horse in history
>>553055239rude
>strongest Japanese Horse in historyarent they all...
7 and we get another round of gibs tomorrow.
>don't flatline>don't disappearAlmondLove has 1 open spot for an active (You)
What the fuck is speed training
>>553055553Only the ones I train
>>553055184full armor is good and great on this track because she has innate experience/inside scoop and a better unique
>>553055484>couldn't even win the DAHBYstrongest horse my ass
>>553055465https://umamusu.wiki/Fine_Motionhttps://umamusu.wiki/Biwa_Hayahidehttps://umamusu.wiki/Daiichi_Rubyhttps://umamusu.wiki/Mejiro_Ardanhttps://umamusu.wiki/GentildonnaHere are the first 5 that come to mind.
7 and the next post will have to spark the next uma/card he wants
>>553055584you fool, look what you've done
>>553055693>Biwa>ojou
>>5530557297 and I rape this anon
>>553055084She loves racing
>>553055754She's in for having huge knockers and her hair getting close to the drill look.
>>553053962There is actually quite a few videos on youtube where keiba fans try to guess which uma is which horse.A lot of time they fail to guess which horse is which until they see the win record. Example:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBkP-d3NT5s
>>553055484I was about to counter with Deep Impact but apparently he never got the highest rated horse award.
>>553055693>big tits>ruby>finemo
>>553055484It would be cool if Cygames made it so that you have to come 1st in all those G1 races in her senior year, but I doubt they'd do that.
>>553055754>ask for 3 things>get 2 out of 3>you point out one of them is missing
deep horsecock
Looping is god
>>553055754She fits the bill for 2 out of 3 things on Anon's list. It's fine.
>>553054893Umas love uncs
>>553055832they made orfraud winning the triple crown mandatory already
If you're in HotUmaGlue and you're reading this go request shoes, I wantto MLB Narita Brian sometime this century. Thanks.
ace on my face
true. I want to MLB that card too
>>553055941Oh, nice.
>>553055071>Her unique is badI don't think it's that bad. The difference between this and NSM is that there has to be someone close to you, while NSM requires someone to be infront of you. It's possible to combo NSM and her unique.
I have shit tastes. Give me an Uma wife.
>>553055553no? Before Equinox it was El Condor Pasa that held the highest Timeform rating in history for a japanese horse, now both of them hold that spot with a score of 136
>more freebiesApologize right now!
>>553056069ryan
how many careers do you roll for good sparks before you change parents
>>553056105dont say that....
Imagine the smell
>>553056069I have shit taste and my favorite uma are King Halo, Dream Journey and Win Variation to go ahead and pick one of those.
>there'll be 2 new year and 2 first anni scamcha bannerAh shit here we go again
>>553055941>>553055995to be fair she comes at a point where winning careers is trivial, races have only been relevant for SP highrolls for a while
>>553056105ryans for people with good tastes though
>>553056069Teio
I still haven't managed an S rank uma. The closest i've got is 14100 points. I don't really understand how to do any better. Even with a deck of full MLBs (2 SSR + 4 SR) I can't consistently get close. Meanwhile my whale friend shits out S ranks on the daily, and my friend who started 2 months late gets them occasionally.I wonder if I don't have the right kind of mind for this game? Sure I don't have amazing cards, but I've got enough good MLB SRs that something S should have popped out by now through sheer chance, right?
Am I having an aneurysm or is Mayano's Speed SSR actually pretty good? Obviously not as highrolly as Biko/Bakushin because of the TE but the 80 spec is really nice considering LB3 Kitasan was 60 spec
>>553056252You have to be obese to be a Teiofag though.Same way you need a have small dick to be a Siriusfag.
>>553056257I have half of this yet I’ve managed to shit out 6 S ranks. Show me what your builds normally look like
I wonder if this is viable If i get 1200 speed and long S
>>553056196post-race horse girl pheromones are probably strong enough to knock you out cold from all the blood in your body going directly into your dick in an instant
>>553056257Work on parents, maybe go fish for URA finale and Unity Cup>has mlb kita sweep halo>3lb creek what the fuck are you doin
>Come on anon!>One more set!
>>553056405potentially
>>553056376Yes, it is good. I think people aren't talking about it because it doesn't fit into the accepted pull-order meta for top-tier speed cards.
>>553056257bwo, niggas would kill for a spread like this. what are you doing, explain.
have you read Director Akikawa's autobiography yet, anons?
>>553051641Ah, I hadn't thought about doing that myself, but they contract and dilate just fine. I really don't have any symptoms I can think of or could fine. The bruise hurts, and it makes laying down hurt, but that's about it.>>553051634 >>553051717 >>553051764 >>553051956 >>553052009 >>553052627Woah, I think this is the first time I've seen such unanimous agreement in /uma/. It's kind of eye opening.It's really late and I'm too tired to deal with a hospital visit but I'll go early tomorrow morning. If I die you'll know due to a 33% decrease in Neicha oshi posting (and thus a 33% decrease in thread quality).
>>553056382these are my top 6 scores and decks
>>553056196>>553056435Delicious sweaty and steaming post race umas...
>>553056376Won't be used during MANT due to 5% race bonusPeople are holding on to their carats until MANT specific cards
>>553056637For now just put an ice pack where the impact is and don’t make sudden head movements. Stay safe Neicha anon
Is this parent worth anything? Also, should I grind 3star sparks with Xmass Oguri instead to complete the event? I'm doing 2-4 careers a day.
I don't like smelly horses. Take a bath stinky
>>553056819No.
>>553056819that's pretty awful
>>553056858ok if you are a girl
>>553056196CB propaganda...
>>553056376She seems pretty nice with the spec prio. Having Speed and Power bonus is great too, although her initial friendship gauge is pretty iffy
>>553056376i think it's better than thosepower bonus is great and hints are generally useful
>>553056858
>>553056819Back to the mines you go
>>553056858Gay
>>553056959shinko windy more like stinko shitty
>>553056376I use it for all my ace runs, not only Front
if someone joins your practise room race and runs in it (or spectates), you should get +1 fan (them)
>>553056959>gets instantly creeped out by Digitan
>>553056819Regular Oguri is the better parent
hello
>No Long SIt's over. But I'll use her still if I can't get Long S in later runs.
>try the salt method from earlier>coffee actually tastes sweeter and has a different flavor entirely Thanks for the tip
>>553057168I know what you are faker
Do umas get runners high like humans do?
>>553057207>sub 500 witngmi
he doesnt even play the game!
Me, hugging my broke ass midget wife.
>>553057246That's literally what suzuka's skill is
>>553057207i wonder whether dobah ult even does anything on ends or whether it'll just be squirt->nsm->bye
>>553057250Gold Ships aren’t allowed to gaslight.
>>553057168hello family :3
>>553057331no her skill is that she is dead in real life
>>553057246absolutely
>>553057407that's not a unique skill
wait, more gibs? or did I just get them late?
>>553057289How else would I have all these carats and S-rank TT? Checkmate.
sexo suzuka
>>553057407dont worry you'll learn that skill one day too
>>553057494i think the first one was the dreidel oguri bonus and this is the monthly one
>>553057494They only just arrived for me too.
>>553055592I’d love to join but I’m in another club and don’t trust the 24 hour wait cause I’ve been burned on that before
>>553057246It's called the zone.
What is the point of green wisdom boosts if your wit checks are done before the gates open and the green bonuses activate?
I know some of you /here/ have an uma youtube channel where you talk in the brownest voice known to man.
>>553057539Something is wrong with this image. I can feel it.
>>553057539why leave it on 5/5 TTs
The name of El Condor Pasa's bird is to umamusume as the name of HP Lovecraft's cat is to literature
My cock gets so hard when I look at Air Groove its painful
>>553057665I forgot...
i want more gibs
Do you really don't need a golden recovery if you hit 1k stam this time
>>553057642I barely know how to play the game. I would not let other people watch me fail to play the game.
DID YOu know, umamusume. this horse. so subscribe!
>>553057756Be poor somewhere else
>>553057246Yes. They also get second winds but in such a retarded way that it's impossible for it to ever be useful.
>>553057775upvote!
>>553057674IS THAT A SQUID?!!! NOO NOOOOO MAMBO MANAHHHH MAMBO MAN IM GOING INSANE
>>553057642also I have streamed in the past but idk if I like it or am good . but ill do it for my friends anyway
I think i might build a triple stamina debuff comp with cafe, mayano, and nice nature
>>553056770
>>553057361It's dependant on how many End Closers are in the race. In my experience Dobers and Pump is best used if you have a full team of End Closers.
Tachyon's cute when she's a bitch
>>553056959you're not the boss of me now
I had a DREAM where Kurofune was announced in JP and everyone panicked because he has the same owner as HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED Impact then i woke up and now i feel dizzy and have a headache
>>553057967
>>553057361Procs more often than Pump on my Golshit
>>553058092genshin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChwKZcg29jIJo Cappuccino when?
>>553055814Forever Young got 2025’s JRA horse of the year award without racing in Japan, some years it’s just a matter of how much the owner wants it and is willing to lean on people for it than an indicator of which Japanese horse is the best.
I'm gonna say the M word
>>553057620>he doesn't believe
this general sort of taught me how degen porn is after 1 week of being here
>>553058229Master?
>>553058092>I had a DREAM where Kurofune was announced in JPI wish...
They should just rerelease the Deep Impact design as an original Uma and call it Pierce Through or something
>>553058258Cute
>>553058258tail hugs are so lewd I know
>>553058303MAMB
is wits shaming the new gaslight? it used to be 400 was the goal just to hit a decent skill activation threshhold and a nice square number that's easy to target and reach without any wit cards. In the last few days, not counting Xmas Oguri who obviously needs a ton to maximize her ult chance, I've seen several posts saying 400 500 600 and even 700 is too low.Is the only non-gaslight stat speed?
umas for this feel
>finally get Dober's hot springs event>you subtly confess to her as a male>change my gender to female>you're her best friendGrim. If you're male, there's even a dialogue where she mumbles that if you keep being nice to her she's going to completely misunderstand.
700 wit is a good amount of wit
>>553058457>no yuri>grimhuh?
>>553057590they're 564. go roku shi. the gold ship number. I doubt it has anything to do with oguri.
>>553058398McQueen Adjusts Maruzensky's Boobs
Just saw Teio art that gave her balloon tits and almost threw up
>>553058540I'm more saying that if you play as female, you're getting robbed of the good dialogues.
water balloon titties king halo
>>553040714No idea if you're still here, I would've replied earlier but I couldn't for technical reasons. Remember you posting about this stuff some while back, so congrats on increasing your sets! Noticing that one is able to go further than the week before is quite satisfying to say the least, even if it's just small steps like what you mentioned here. Fucking wish I could do 10 PROPER ones lmao, sadly I'm way too out of it arm wise. Keep up the work, CF-bro!
>>553058681right tit is Halo CE, left tit is Halo 2
>>553058712Air Glue
>>553058681Kill yourself
>>553057793What's wrong with Gold City
>>553058765?????????
>>553058403There’s going to be a few layers to it. For one, if you’re running an end closer, people want you to have a higher wit so that their Gold Ships don’t have to sacrifice their own consistency while still maintaining their position at the back of the pack. At the same time, deck quality has improved to the point where 400 wit is a really bare minimum. XOguri needs 800 minimum wit to really be functional with any consistency, and that’s inflated numbers lately too.
best sub group/release to watch blurays of season 1 and 2?
>>553058712Look at all that stress relief…
I just saw erotic oguri art.
>>553058765>>553058681brazilian butt lifted king halo
>>553058712
Holy fuck yuri just flew right over my house
>>553058842Oguri is an erotic girl
>>553058842i need it
>>553058819erai raws
more likekino ghal ano?
>>553058403I don't like wit shaming because my opponent's low wit builds are why I win every CM.
>>553058842her base design with her mysterious straps and exposed navel is already erotic
>>553058403i can't think of a style that does not require high wit desu
>>553058765This post made my day
must be easy being a halo hater
>>553058092The 1st gate has been openedAll diseases shall be known to manHe is coming
Wei
>>553059089>OOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOYes
>>553058712woah
Wu
why does everyone hate my wife all of a sudden?
>>553057246i thought thats when they ult
>>553059364Who’s your wife
>>553059018cafe your pussy is out
my oguri has 900 power 700 speed at 2nd summer camp start...
>>553059447Want to lick it…
>>553059018it’s not supposed to be that low
>>553059018I see it
I wonder what the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are like in the umaverse
>>553059626The AI does not know this
>>553059714Why didn't you correct it then
>>553059682I bet that thing was expensive as FUCK the gun too but thats not custom
>>553059783I like em low
>>553059018Is she sitting on her umanko?
>>553059789$250 base, $750 for shipping because my president is a schizophrenic fat retard who has to bend over backwards for even bigger retards here
actually power goes hard to win by many lengths
>>553059924>t.
>>553059896$1000 thats nuts I would be PISSED about the shipping but I think thats common among people who can buy things
I like powershaming more than witshaming because it actually bricks anons
>>553060039I AM playing oguri rn, yes! didnt get my aptitudes so its whatever though
>>553060050shipping was only $50 when the president was a dementia patient
>>553058810She's perfect as is
>>553059682I wonder what the story of bellerophon is like in the uma universe.
>>553060156who is that slut peeking from behind the patriarch of the Sakura family?
375K fans to throw on the pilejust in time for 30TP to do a fan run. to throw 1m (or 9.75kk) fans on the pile
Alright. Train a horse using the wheel. Post results.
>>553060397Stay Gold
>>553060484results.
do you have to run as pace or do dirt races to get inspo from parents, like pace chaser or dirt S rating
>>553060526RULDOLF
I still find it hard to internalize that Chiyono predates Bakushin
>>553057642But the prerequisite to that is having experience in playing the JP version so if you tried the other thread then you might be right
my club gained ~10m fans today! poggers! im 50% of those. kicks soon!
>>553060690sup bwo
Oguri hairy bushy umanko
>>553060792Danchou... Everyone has CM burnout, let them rest until tomorrow...
>>553060484Aoi...
>>553060902not him but I guess thats the right thing if I am doing it to avoid what they are doing... I mean, if they are burned out have been tracking their gains since before the holidays though
AAAAAAAAAAAI hate this
happy meek is sex
>>553061069A transfer request just came in.
>>553059682famine - Oguri fatplague - Mejiro Ardanconquest - Rudolfdeath - The Pale One
>>553054958we know
Do we get extra following slot soon? I'm tired of trying to pick out borrows to unfollow
>>553061204>111 umas worth of horse meat>only 31k SP please provide more mr rapemanwhat is SP even used for I keep getting that and never farm it on dailies
Threesome with Groove and Dober
>>553060792Danchou please I don’t like doing more than one or two careers a day…
Umao isn't getting S rank this month...
more than like 15 players in my club dont even play daily
>>55306158240m is too low
Why did Ryan have to have such a good ulti? I hate training her...
>>553061632you joined a casual club and you're complaining?
>>553061664I’d lick Ryan’s body head to toe
>>553061665nah they have lives. there are some other players who do enough ingame that they deserve a shot at more carats thoughI know that people have lives and the threshold isnt even like 2 weeks of login
>>553061582Ralkos backstabbed them
>fail 6 1% in a row>roll eyes and abandon runyeah not dealing with that faggotry tonight cygays
>>553061664better than oguri since I can beat bitter brown and little cocoon easy with Ryan
>S Turf>S LongThey never do this shit on my ace runs.
Fuck...
>>553058457>anon doesn't know about female best friends in collegeSry bro, I'ma see this b4 u
>>553061929WHY ARE THEY ALL BLOCKING OUT HER BOOOOOBS
>>553061785There's no one left to backstab, all the og members are far gone. Now it's just some botters left and half-dead anons about to flatline.
>>553058457There’s nothing to misunderstand. I’m in love with Dober.
>>553059682
Why are the January gibs Golshi numbered?
Can Oguri not brute force her career with stats? I'm losing some random ass races
>>5530621782026 is the year of Golshi
>>553062178golshi game
>>553062178Golshi game
>>553062178gifts expire after 30 days anon
>>553048429I think it's cause a lot of pests generally don't like the cold, mosquitoes hate it, roaches hate it, blacks hate it etc. It makes Winter very comfy
>>553061929She has some pretty amazing cleavage in that costume though. I'm a little jealous i only have xoguri though I am glad xo's outfit is cuter closer up than i thought it was going to be
>had luck with previous banners (got digital on the first 10roll of her banner)>decide to throw a single 10roll at the christmas oguri banner>get thisfuck you, stupid big headed piece of shit
This face will melt the iciest heart
>>553062445EXPLODE
>>553062508
>>553062462That and all of the steam
>>553048364I wish eternal damnation on to you, Winning Ticket.
>>553062508Dober after our trip to the hot springs
>>553062508this is perfect
hahaha Obuhi Fat
>>553062508men don't produce that much cum that's mayo
>>553062664Your ugly ass wouldn’t know
>>553062508The Three Godesses approve of this act btw
>>553062692youre black and he might be ugly but he can cum
Can we all at least agree that Dober is mega hot?
>>553062508Is... is it supposed to be that yellow...? Any cum connoisseurs in here?
>Everyone except for me gets Biwa even though I love her>I end up with Oguri instead
>>553062771absolutely, my favorite girl from To love Ru is Yui after all
>>553062781Begone femoid.
>>553062792Shitty humble brag
>>553062792I wish I could give you my Biwa, she's been gathering dust since she spooked me on a single pull on her banner...
>>553062771And getting hotter with age (and weight)!
>>553062771Absolutely, my favorite girl from bang dream is Taki
this new event card is GOOOD I didnt train stam ONCE and got to 258 by the feb stakes (2nd valentine event). 412 guts but I trained that it also makes the early game a lot better (getting more confident 1st place runs) because speed can get spammed
>>553062781sorry I'm only a corner connoisseur
I love Dober for her personality, not her looks
>>553063008that's like saying she's ugly
CM test with my old longslop squad - 53046170
>>553062876Its the thought that counts
S rank orange wife... No long S but... Do you guys think she'll do work in saggy taurus...
Oh right, I can just reuse my previous longslop umasDoes Restless (frontrunner gold, on uphill) actually do anything in that track? On that other CM it just activated early race.
>>553056376If it wasn't for the fact that I've been budgeting my F2P carats all the way to 2028, I probably would've gone for it. Mayano's skill hints are great, and her Gold Skill is really nice for fronts which I use often. Unfortunately though it's hard to justify it in comparison to the upcoming powerhouse speed cards like Tachyon and Maruzensky coming in about half a year, and I think it's more easily the type of card you'd end up borrowing for Long CM aces. With the insane amount of foresight we get I'm not surprised that she's a card that pretty much goes overlooked despite her benefits as she's competing with a dozen other banners.
>>553063008Biggest lie in the history of /uma/
>>553062664a single man doesn't
>>553062876I will never stop demanding horse trading be added to the game.
why is TSUIN TAABO! the only one star of canopous?
>>553063462thats fucking retarded
>>553063283bro it's CM not TT
>>553063069I got wrecked, uma2 is garbo holy shit one more - 12807691
>>553063371there seems to be a lot of speed cards that are similarly good at mlb and it's more just finding a good time in your pull plan
>>553063532King is for anal wtf
>>553063532based
>>553063462They will cuck everyone's account so hard to prevent rerollers from feeding all the gibs to their main account.I know this for a fucking fact because I played a gacha with unit trading and that's exactly what happened.
>>553063532
Is it even fun to play a game of cat and mouse with the jannies on a place so utterly abandoned by them?
>>553063610>wanting to do anal when first-rate pussy is right therefaggot alert
>>553063610seething matikane main>>553063669you dont play this game and should fuck off
Feels so good to coom…
>>553063760Pics or it didn't happen
I might end up watching a youtube playthrough of someone getting S rank just to see what I am doing wrong.
>>553063286It can activate at one of two mid race locations or at the very, very end.
Why are these gibs the Golshi number?
According to the simulator, I can drop the gold recovery and just barely finish the race with -1 hp remaining.The question is, do I do it? Am I the greediest nigger alive?
>>553062124My future CM team
>>553063826refer to >>553062239
>>553054953How. Dare. You. Anon.>>553055045Pardon the late reply, thankfully the thread is eerily slow. I can probably get you in tomorrow afternoon but dont jump ship just yet. What’s your id?
>>553063846you are aware cafe will be running this race, right?
>>553063846Oissu
>>553063846Just for suggesting it, your finals will feature triple stamina siphons.
Umapyoi
>>553063846There's almost certainly going to be at least one Stamina Eater (if not Cafe herself) so probably plan around that.
I am thinking about Tokai Teio's vagina.
>>553063824>RandomizedLucky for me, it's on the first uphill.
>win kinen on awful mood >win finales qualifier on normal mood >win inales semifinals on normal mood anon was telling the truth! >>553063813wit training instead of resting and just take slightly more gambles than you would, play 2x more. I mean when you get the places where you NEED to take a gamble just so you arent playing so safe, just do that more than 2 times, to like 3 times. and you can do it near the moodup-inspo, etc parts of the game that are hardcoded and guaranteed. I dont like risking races on lower mood but I guess you could if its a race that you do twice, like the victoria, derby/mile, kinen just my opinion though but I did find the risking more near a moodup event (and using races to mood up on bad trainings) recently even though im new
>>553064042>>553064042>>553064042Bread
>>553063987Also, Cafe’s support card releases, and every XOguri will be running it, too.
>>553064084i fucking hope i'm in the lobby with the guy who thinks stamina siphon counts as a recovery for oguri's unique
>>553064187It does.
>>553063669>wherever I go I must talk about politics and "the janny"you should kill yourself. your life is literally worthless and serves no purpose. I would feel sorry for you if you werent such a mega nigger
>>553064187why wouldnt it? its a recovery. Tho, can only use as LS/End obviously
>>553063554Yeah she's a really great card but just another curse of bad release timing. Already releasing with Christmas Oguri, plus near the Nice Nature Wit rerun and New Years Opera, and even just after that its the Fuku speed card and the All Spark banner. And thats all in just a little over a month, its rough.
>>553056809>People are holding on to their carats until MANT specific cardsthe playercount is going to drop like a rock in mant lol
>>553063846So, ignoring the fact that there could be debuffs, the chance of rushing, and all the minor RNG factors that could cause your stamina consumption to vary, and just assume that umalator graph is exactly how things will turn out; are you really not gonna bring any other skills to this CM? Presumably not.Add some velocity skills to that graph and see what happens. The Taishin with the gold recovery, but less velocity skills should come out ahead in the umalator.
>>553061386Golshi might as well be an SCP already
>>553056809>wasting carats on the f2p scenario if you're not a buhiNGMI
>>553062792>"Loves" Hayahide>Calls her Biwa>Posts Kawakamihmmmm
>>553063813an S rank doesn't mean it's good it just can spam stats and end up with no stam
>>553061204that's not for another 3 weeks
>end S long S>spurt>speed uncappedCool
