Lich>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>552784656
boobies
might cop the venge arcana
>>553055969I want it too but styles unavailable
Drawfags?
>>553027368How does an emoji ghost fit in?am I pos3 coded? is this why it keeps giving me pos3 when I queue all 5?
Just did a quick little analysis of the winrate of the players in my last game over their last 10 games.RADIANT:>player 1: 4-6>player 2: 6-4 (me)>player 3: 3-7>player 4: 3-7>player 5: private profile (45.71% overall winrate on dotabuff)DIRE:>player 6: 6-4>player 7: 5-5>player 8: 6-4>player 9: 7-3>player 10: 4-6Guess who won the game? Holy shit you're right, it was Dire! Who could have predicted this?
>>553056667That's definitely Offlane coded, perhaps quirky Mid player coded (plays unusual heroes).
>>553055619So how am I supposed to actually learn this game? half the in-game tutorials are completely broken and non-functional.
>>553057132>perhaps quirky Mid player coded (plays unusual heroes)wtf anon have u been watching my games?
>>553057161bots overthrow unranked
>>553057326There's a lot you can tell about a person by how they choose to portray themselves...
sex with hoodwink
>>553057528This except that I'm actually killing her and she's dead and no one likes her forever
>>553057449I literally don't know anything on a fundamental level
>>553057848NTA but it's really just youtube videos and brute forcing it by playing a lot. The game really doesn't offer anything to help new players, and you'll also probably get matched with people who have 10k hours in the game.
>>553056152what do you mean?
>>553058126
>>553058226just buy one with the styles unlocked?
>>553058308you think that hasn't already been tried?
>>553058226I have the imperia one and its my absolute favoritetoo bad venge sucks.Also, canonically speaking, Shen (Former venge) is neither vengeful nor a spirit.that role canonically belongs to imperia now.
This game's not for me dude lmao
>>553058369>>553058308whoops had something selectedthey're there, but you can't see if it has the styles for you
>>553058369>>553058470search"resurrection of shen NOT locked"and it will show you only ones that are not locked.
>>553058558OH SHIT NIGGA THANK YOU BASED GOD I LOVE YOU
>>553058470Dude are you really a canadian
is anyone happy with tinker rn?the bitches that complained about tinker still complain about him, and his design is complete ass
>>553058683yeahmfw
>>553058598no worries anon, surprised you didn't even try looking through listing first.maybe it will help others too :)
>>553058904Yeah well we all have problems, maple leaf covering her boobs maybe i dunno
>>553059316bless
>go mid with a ganker>so-so performance>50% still here>carry builds like a retard no matter how much space you create>go mid with a carry>pick Clinkz>shitstomp>pick OD>shitstompWas it always that easy?
>>553060421I had my pos1 pick necro and then build windwaker and two heartswas such an easy game if he wasn't a retard
>dota updated>probably nothing>clinkz innate was fixedthank fuck that broken shit was fixedidk what schizo said it was deliberately meant to ignore 20% of physical resistance instead of just 20% of armor like it says but its been changed to exactly what it says now.
>>553061345qrd?
>>553061397it was doing the first thing instead of the second
>enemy picks broodmother>click their profile>14k matchesthank godi'd be worried if he was level 50 with 800 matches
>>553061397clinkz was ignoring 20% of your physical resistance as a flat reductionso you know how you get armor and that increases your physical resistance (40% reduction etc, when you mouse over it)so if you had 50% physical resistance clinkz just directly took -20% from that, so you only had 30%, he didn't take away 20% of your armor, which would be like 40% physical resistance still.basically clinkz innate was giving like +100% damage if you tried to build armor items instead of just -20% armor, you basically couldn't mitigate his damage and well now you can.so if you had 60 armor for example, -20% is -12 armor, which is a huge amount, but -20% reduction is equivalent to about 28 armor, so clinkz was doing equivalent to -32 in that case.
>>553061848Lost anyway? Or did she shake it and take it?
Why the fuck are pros going battlefury specter
what position should i main if i use a sexy furry girl profile pic?
>>553063290yn tech, you wouldn't understand unc
>>553063290It's a farming item. What's the issue?
>>553064057Better question is... why the fuck did I see three Spectres in a row get Phylactery? Who is responsible for this bullshit?
>>553061950easy game like i expectedi really don't mind brood at all unless it's being played by a smurf
>>553064171dota 2 power points. although other influencers have been talking about that item as early regen item for some other heroes
>>553065006
>>553064171people shilling phylactery as the new broken carry item if you have a single target spell.all of this carrying over from PL using itbut like... PL actually needs what it does and already had a playstyle of spamming lances and then committing later? he needs the regen and the statsmost other carries don't actually want what it offers, spectre does want the regen but its kind of shit with dagger so I don't see why you would.
Buff Hoodwink
>>553064171Because phylactery is very good for her?
give Marci her Fleeting Fury facet backi am no longer asking
>>553066564She doesn't need it.
>>553066715Don't care. I want it back.
I don't think phylactery is busted but I don't understand why Khanda is the best break source in the game
>>553067135what? silver edge is 10 times better than khanda
FUCK IM SO FUCKING TILTED MY TEAM IS SO SHIT I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING CATCH STUN SLOW SOLO KILL PUSH LANES WHILE MY TEAM DOES FUCK ALL
>>553067254I usually struggle more against heroes that can spam spells with Khanda because of the insane uptime, Silver Edge feels easier to deal with with a BKB/Blade mail and stuff.
>>553067293just remember that if you lose it is your fault, you just arent good enough
>>553061934That sounds like a big nerf, let's see what happens to his win rate
dota didnt use to have all these bugs 10 years agovibe coding at its best
>>553068232It actually did, maybe even more. A TI final was decided because of a bug, let's not be revisionists here.
>>553068568what bug? fountain hook? thats not a bug it was a normal interaction
>>553058226>sell an arcana but can't unlock the stylestf gaben?
why didn't they revert TB changed to 7.39?
>>553068964No, the Morphling bug that caused you to lose stats whenever leveled up while morphed into another hero. During the TI8 grand finals LGD picked Morphling and Ame had like -50 stats at level 25 because of this bug. You can debate whether this caused them to lose or not but losing 50 stat points is pretty insane.
>>553069027its from the event, you know the fomo valve is so famous for developing
Anons, is hurricane pike on razor good? I see it in the weekly quests all the time, but never build it when there's aghs, shard and SNY to build
I'm bored dotardstaking one simple request
>>553070025those quests are pretty retarded, it's not good in fact if you think about it it's the opposite of what razor wants, he wants to be close to a guy zuckin his damage and the pike quest requires you to push them away
>>553070270Very fluffy Hoodwink for the winter cold
>>553070270Weaver with rollies on
>>553070270post feet
>>553070270krobelus muerta ghost tea party
>>553067786it already dropped 3%
>>553069194why would it
pos 4 Juggernaut with arcane boots, drums of endurance, and holy locketWhat other bullshit have you seen?
>>553071621very much viable
>>553070270LC holding Hoodwink's severed head
whens the pugna cunny skin, i wanna play pugna
if anyone picks that ugly fuck largo in my games you will be getting reported even if you are not on my team
>>553071683When is a jug with no damage outside spin good. The healing is great if no one just right clicks the ward.Just play an actual pos 4 like hoodwink or shadow shaman.
>>553071392because this dogshit hero is sub 45% winrate? the only thing he had going for him was 75% damage fighting metamorphosis illusions
>>553070349idk - what if you zucc, and the target flees - so you can use the pike to either get close, or, if he flees, you can zucc yourself away and hit him to guarantee a kill
>>553070270Lina helping CM do math homework.
it is simply a fact that lillia is both a more fun to play hero than enchantress but also much hotter + better than every way, league wins this one
>>553074174league is still in it's "league of tanks" arc, please come back once the game is playable
>>553066246Just pick PL, asshole.
>>553067543Because Int carries still lag behind.
>game pops>someone instantly declines?????????
eu west btw
another day of first picking kez dreamt about dota and i find the bird is the word quote is hilarious
One day only d2g remain fart sound and picture of pugna.
>>553076117I just get better and better
i want to roll the lootbox gacha for marci's skin but steam won't launchlet me give you money, gabenits canadian money gaben its almost as good as american money i promise
>>553074174mmmm sopping wet doe pussy
>>553076114kek as if this nigger who died 5 times to my power shot in lane has anything to talk about
>>553079153
honestly why do they even queue eu west at 8 ammight as well queue your own fucking shit server
does defense of the shrines no longer work?
whos the REAL secretly op pick this patch
>>553082592marci
>trash clinkz walks straight into my gem without bb>hex>ravagethank you retardand thank you especially for not buying aghs
>>553082878lol
>>553082592i think windrunner is busted in any roleboth facets are good, range, universalcan't lose lane, can buy any item
>>553083172What are you loling about
2,500,000 damage as WR is ridiculous for an arcana styleI just reached 100,000
>>553082592death prophet is pretty good
>>553083539yeah 2.5 million damageonly from your ultand only in games you winits fucking ridiculousrazor and qop ones are also fucking insanehundreds of games to unlock them
>>553084641qop is kinda easy although i still don't have it i kinda stopped playing qop its such a cheese hero i grew tired of it
>>553086259yeah qop's is fairly easy its just takes a long ass fucking time.razor's kills of targets you have stolen 100 damage off (while its stolen), capped at 5 per game, victories only, is just absurd. it barely goes up and takes so fucking long, but the style unlock looks so damn good.
>>553083425Still Windrunner.
You really should NOT have to grind this much for something you paid forIt's all the grinding of a battlepass for the fraction of the valuedid valve really drop BPs out of sloth? ridiculousI'm a returning player, I only played when the first compendiums were around, not BPs, so I didn't even experience any proper dota BPs
>>553090052>It's all the grinding of a battlepasswhat grindingthere never was grinding for a battle pass, you either spent money or you got not->I'm a returning player, I only played when the first compendiums were around, not BPs, so I didn't even experience any proper dota BPsdotas battlepass, you know, the game that started them, were never about grinding.you could only ever get like 20-50 levels from grinding and you would need 200-400 to get anything "good"you spent money, they were money tracks, that's it.its why they had so many cosmetics and so many exclusive ones.the bastardization battlepasses have become where they want you to log in every and do shit to unlock the things instead of just buying your cosmetics is disgusting, they have been a vehicle for addiction AND sales, feasting on peoples fear of not getting enough levels so they don't even get what they paid for.
>>553090502I"m talking about the mh shitit's basically a tiny BP you have to play hundreds of games for
Leaguechads are laughing at us...
>>553059326i like the image red did that is nearly identical
>>553090581>its all the grinding of a battlepassyou said this, no?battlepasses have no grinding.
>>553091189>battlepasses have no grinding.idk about dota BPs because I never saw one, but BPs in other games DO have grinding, you gotta play a lot to level them up in fortnite and other games with BPs
>>553091562so you are just unable to read....I see.....
>>553091597alright indian/german anon, you can have this L
How to spot ziggers from russia or ziggers from urine >love juggernaut>loves to bang 1v5>loves invoker>dies one time then bbs and feeds>spams mantle of intelligence>loves dust2
>overwatch case>team is winning>carrytranny is farming jungle>mid is farming a camp three camps away>carrytranny beelines that camp while pinging the mid>mid doesn't let the carrytranny farm that camp>carrytranny destroys items>team losesWhy are carrytrannies like this? I've never seen any other role act this deranged
wc3 is growing again, I'm seeing a lot of new popular channels pop up on youtube, wonder if dota 1 will get more popular, at least 1v1 is getting there
>>553095223>I'm seeing a lot of new popular channels pop up on youtubelike who?
>>553090581you dont have to pay anything to get hats unlike the bp
>>553095395like this channelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnbPFnv3r0A
>>553095526this channel has content from 12 years ago....
>>553095584yeah but the big viewership is recent.... Im saying is that wc3 is getting popular again
>>553095672big viewership?the vid you linked had 500 viewsvideos from the past 2 weeks have ~2k viewshow is this a sign of popularity?
>>553095709recent videos get 1k views in weeks meanwhile there's tons of 12 years old videos with few hundreds
>>553095997the most popular videos on the channel had over 150k views and at 11 years oldmeanwhile dotacinema's latest video has 13k views from 11 days agonothing about wc3 is growing or popular
>>553095526>meleewhy are you talking about custom games then?
Does Helm of Dominator make sense for Shadow Demon?
>>553097309no
11 winstreak how hard is the rubber band hitting
>>553097374i'm on 17 and fearing the rebound
>>553097374>>553097452>not throwing a game every 5 winsngmi
>>553097374>>553097452oh manI had this obscene winstreak of what, 40? 50?the rebound was horribleI don't get itinstead of letting me, a 'smurf' or 'skilled player' progress further so I can play with the people like me, the game put me in some HORRIFYING limbo of retarded teammate and booster opponents for a month afterwardsI am not climbing again, with a 80% winrateI fear for my fate
>>553095526>the ost>the sound design>the art style>the colours>the voice actingwarcraft 3 was literally perfect
When you guys are soloQing and get filled p4 or p5 do you play as your good boy text book support 101, or do you play something that has carry potential also pls recommend p4 and p5 picks for soloQ
>>553097374>tfw ended a 13 game win streak ~1 week before new years and i'm still suffering carries with 400 games and numbered immortals going 0/12/2 in my team to this day
>>553097374>>553097452just bee yourself
>>553098302I play an actual support and support properly.that doesn't mean I pick some giga team reliant support like bane or wisp, you can pick stuff like shadow shaman, jakiro, cm, etc who are both very good supports and can still function as their own heroes and do stuff around the map.playing a support who can be proactive and start plays for your team is very useful regardless of if you are a support main or just there for the tokens.
>>553098302Well I only play supports, but I think you should play a proper support. You can still have a lot of impact. One glimmer or force staff can go a long way, you can play faster, you can save yourself or teammates and turn a teamfight. Instead of farming for some carry build and griefing your team and making sure the enemy team has a free early/midgame.Lich can have giga impact, Wyvern as well etc.
>>553091073Thought it was Red to be honest, got a similar filename as his other stuff I've got
what do you buy on void?bf? mjollnir? do i go mom? i kinda need regen with the hero so morbid mask alone should be good but do i turn it into mom?
>>553100746ring of repick
>>553100746mom > bfury
>>553098170But in that horrible month you still won more games than you lost right?
>>553101524NOit was a... maybe a 20% winrate, anon, if thatit was FUCKING HORRIBLE, ABSOLUTELY ABYSMALI lost 500+ MMR, easy
How do you even get into mobas? I tried league, smite and dota. The thought of having to play this long tutorial before I can even play properly, just to still not know what to do and get my ass destroyed for many matches doesn't sound fun at all.I don't get how games like this are so popular. It's not even an intellect thing since I know many retards that play league.So legit question here. How do I get into dota? When does the game start to get fun?
clan iraq image macro guides when????
how do you see the number of mmr you gain per match? do you need dota plus for that?
>>553101713Just play and if you don't like it, stop.
>>553101713the first time i played a dota-like wc3 mod (it wasnt even dota) way back, i found it really funi think at the start, doing stuff and casting spells is cool, after you get into it, optimizing stuff and improving is fun.that being said, some people only have fun playing with friendsif you dont like the game, idk why you would force yourself to play it. there is a decent amount of suffering if you like the game, if you dont, thats just pain
>>553101713dont think and queue and then rage at your teammates and dont think and queue another oneyou don't need to do this to yourself. dont play this game, or any multiplayer competitive slop
>>553102168I'm desperately searching for a game me and my buddy can play. He likes mobas (mainly smite). I hate smite though and don't want to play league due to vanguard
>>553102367Try getting into dota with him then, the tutorial is irrelevant just play a couple of bot games then go against "humans"
>>553102367yeah i feel like you dont need the tutorials, you can watch some videos while eating or whatever and play against people. you will prob get stomped, but it gets better.if you are gay you could try hots, it is moba for babies. if you enjoy fps, theres a bunch of options like cs or arc. instead of mobas, there are co-op rts like age of empires or sc2 etc. offline co-op like divinity or baldurs gate. anyway, gl
>>553101713the fun is in the depth
>>553102367There is no reason to start playing dota. It's an over, dead game. People here will tell you it's not because they are literal Stockholm syndrome addicts
>>553083539>100,000So...2 games. :^)
>only took me 15 yearsnow what?
>>553101639Shadowpooled
>>553103481very reddit-pilled post - or is this actual expected WR performance?27 games total, 13 wins - I only started playing WR because of the arcanaHmm... Actually, not that bad, huh, maybe 200 more games, and I'll get there
>>553083539I think it's fine. Iit's a cool way to show off you play the hero a lot. Like I wouldn't complain that getting level 30 D+ mastery on a hero takes too long either. It's also certainly much better than having the arcana unlock FOMO battlepass shit like venge and skywrath or those old battlepass sets
I like the razor arcana - I kinda want it. Would roll for it.
>>553104861Takes about $200 on average to get the ultra rare shaker and windranger arcana. Would you still roll for it
>>553084641I did some calcs and the Razor one should take on average 200 games. Mine's literally at half (256/500) and it's following that trend so far.
he gets a little rambunctious
>finish long game>get a drink, go for piss break, get snack, check stuff, etc.>come back to puter>our carry and enemy off still shittalking
>>553103525You're almost out of the tutorial
>>553106340Honestly I like to fan the flames when people are doing that. I type shit like "idk man, I wouldn't let him talk to me like this" or other low effort bait and watch them get angrier.
>>553106702blessed shit disturber bro
>>5531035255k is the sweet spotpeople aren't COMPLETELY braindead so the game's not boring but they're also not good enough to the point where you have to tryhard every single game and you can still have fun
>>553106340pause, snack, continue
Do you like my hero pool
>>553107189Too many heroes, pick 3 heroes max for each role so you actually git gud at them.
>>553107189>different pools for 4 and 5It's the same role and has been for the last year
>>553107189Marci appears to be missing..?
SELL YOUR CLINKZ STOCKS RIGHT NOWSELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>553105121I already got WR, for maybe around 100she's cute, it was worth itHmm... I think I'd give about the same for the razor arcana - I play him quite often
Anons, how do you not get bored out of your ass? I'm climbing and winning, yes, but my every game (I play pos 3) is axe, tidehunter, centaur, razor - in that exact order. And no one's really banning or picking the first two, so I've literally played axe and tidehunter for maybe 10 games now. Interestingly, my scores are not really that good - or maybe they are - usually something like 6/14/36 with 500-580 GPMIn any case, I'm winning - so I must be doing something right in teamfights as the offlaner, right? Or what?
>>553109914You are literally playing the most boring role + the most boring heroes on that role.
>>553107189
>>553110105But I must be doing something right since I'm climbing, right? Is that a decent score? My axe assists are a little less, tidehunter is always 30-40. I'm a returning player so idkThese guys just work, and if it ain't broke, I don't fix itbesides - what else would I play?
>>553109914You're playing the weakest and most irrelevant role with the smallest viable hero pool
how many friends have u made on this game
>>553109914i play the hero i like playing regardless of meta or counterpicks, and ill keep picking her as long as im having fun, whether the number goes up or down it does not matteryes you are playing the meta the right way, but if you're not having fun then why bother playing in the first place
>>553110268m-mason?
>>553110296Yeah, you're impacting the game by simply being a tanky guy that has a stun/CC. That's the optimal way to play offlane, but it's also incredibly boring.
we are so back rtz bros
>>553110507he can't play Jugg, that fraud!
I do semi-enjoy playing support - it offers a certain challenge and warding gives you a different sort of gameplay and positioning, but then the enemy picks invisiniggers.First of all - it is completely unfair that you need a free slot just so you can detect these subhumans. Second of all - spending all your money on wards and detection is complete bullshit. It's soul-crushing. I enjoy warding and dewarding when there are no invis heroes in the enemy team. It's just such a broken, OP, piece of shit ability
>>5531104392
>>553110439never made a friend through dota but all my IRL friends already played the game when I startednow there's literally only me and one other guy from that friend group left, everyone else quit the game
>>553067293>Play microbull hero>Do all of it And win ezDamn...
>>553110834idk I get that gem early & be proactive with it, watching it with the courier in case I die
>suka kupi gem kupi gemfuck off
>>553110515>Lycan, Visage, LD>BoringNah, you suck.
>>553109914Tbh, if you are an offlaner that isnt a fucking sniper or any other carry then I am already happy.Even a clock or ET offlane is fine with me.If you want more interesting offlaners just play snowball heavy ones, like night stalker or slardar. They can instantly start raping the enemy at lvl 6
>>553111601Yeah, those heroes are fun but they're not meta which is what I was talking about. The offlane meta is literally just some variation of "tanky bastard with stun", and they're boring as fuck.
>>5531104390, I dont make friends nor ever had friends.
>>553111996They are if you are good.Sorry.you had to find out this way queen.
>>553111996>legion>timber>magnus>night stalkerhow about those instead
>>553107558No, i dont do that "maining" thingi just put what i like/im good at>>553107841Earth spriit and other melee stuff cant be 5 so no, its not the same role>>553108882I liked marci at the beginning and then she got reworked so many times i dont know what to do with her
>>553107558>so you actually git gud at themmost heroes are very similarif you can't play all the heroes, why are you even here
>>553112714>Earth spriit and other melee stuff cant be 5Yes they can
>>553112798to play as the few beautiful female heroes that this game offers, of course
>>553109914Play fun offlaners like timbersaw or underlord
>>553112798There's a difference between being able to play all heroes at a basic level and understanding their intricacies and knowing how to play every matchup including the bad ones. You can only achieve that level of understanding if you play the hero A LOT.
how can they make an uglier mf than dk persona
>>553113076you "can" but you shouldnt. Im not gonna lose the lane just because some pudge retard wants to sup 5
>>553113451Use you as the reference
Thread Bully PLEASE GO
can we all agree that 7.40 is a shit patch with random changes for the sake of changes that do nothing?largo is ok
>>553114249We need more micro heros
>>553113851sheit
>>553113106I want to play underlord, but the portal feels too high-iq for me, or is it easy to use? What to you use it for? Ganking?
>>553113669Right now several ranged carries are strong and playing melee pos 5 with them is not only strong but often better than ranged
>>553114498>What to you use it for?Counter initiate/get to a fight, like a spectre ultTo bring a buyback hero to your fightto bring your team to you in case you are getting ganked and you can hold it until they come
>>553114843lmao - you can use enemy portals, too, right?
>>553114498use it the same way you would use dawn breaker ulti, get into a fight and put circles on the ground
>>553115149Yes
>>553114498play dawnbreaker first because her ult is similar but a bit easier to understandjust have one eye glued to the minimap and lookaround to see whats going on
which hero are we investing in
RAT BOUNTY HUNTER IS A REAL HIDDEN PERSONA
i heckin love losing games like this because everyone went afk farm (including my pos 5 tinker) until the enemy had full inventorysomehow
>>553118320marci!
>>553114249the new hg access is better than everyou're dumb
Why is greaves on shadow fiend popular now?
>>553120120you sure about that?
>>5531201011. how did you get outfarmed if your team is farming?2. it just seems to me like u/ur team threw a fight and lost
>win 2 games in a row>get a pos4 clinkz who never bought a single tango or ward
>>553122365>>553119649
>get brooded>team refuses to help>losenice game dotards
>>553123769tinker: it is ok when brood does it
>bored while waiting for a game>realize that i have like 40 steambux in my account that i don't use>buy like 15 diretide chest keys with it to gamble>get exactly 2x tier 3 sets and 5x tier 2 sets that will put me at the same exact amount of steambux i started with if i sell them on the steam marketlol
>go to LPQ>players there are unironically better than in normal queuelol
This shit is so unfair man
>>553124945they play like it's a TI final despite picking the most dogshit heroes ever, it's hilarious
>>553124975shouldnt have griefed that one game bucko
>>553124975>90 commends>12 reports>222 score lostwhy do retards think commends do anything?
Holy shit the hell/evil side gets a Gore Magala flying aorund???That's cool
>>553126604your new arent you lol you mean dire side
>>553121842Seen a few immortal players do it
>>553120120Because dota is a weird ass game lol
Greaves is just too strong now. Might be even good to buy on carry or offlaners who are mana dependant and need a dispel
my ukranian duo house lowkey got bombed in the middle of a match but he survived
>>553120120jenkins predicted ithttps://youtu.be/W-xNF-vvrbE?si=mRBT1hmpxc3Lz6z0
>>553128223Damn so did he continue playing or abandoned
>>553128223Great news hope they get you next time and then your guys get the the russian ziggers and so on until there's none of you animals left :))
>>553127172Oh yeah right sorryDo you think Clinkz is good as support?
>>553128559he kept playing and then broke his itens when a support "stole" 1 cs from his lane, like every ukrainian does
>>553128559abandoned ofc because the 5 minutes were up>>553128720i'm irish>>553128801he's cool and never did that
>>553124975>1 (one) singular report>CCP score goes downno fucking way, its THAT bad?
>>553128753Pos 4 since that's role essentially is a flex core/support role but avoid as pos 5 if you aren't a master Clinkz player
>go to lane>see tbwhat do i do
>>553129037you're reading it wrong retard
FINALLY a good reward! The Jugg set is pretty nice and it has cool effects, also looks good with the Arcana.
>"""nerf"" clinkz>nothing happens he still btfos everyone in the same zip code as himlol k
>>553129048yeah sure man pick a pos4 with no cc
>>553129880his winrate went down by a lot though >>553109603
>>553129648i meant one reported match whoopsie
>>553130051that's the part where he got popular and got instapicked
>>553129954The other cores can draft cc if needed
>>553130286youre retarded
>>553109603this image perfectly shows why valve is bad at balancingbalanced 51% winrate hero gets changed and his winrate dips down to 45%, then they change him again and he goes up to 55%
>>553129880what happened? how did he get nerfed
>>553130925they shadow nerfed his innate
>>553131079was this the 84mb patch? Where can we check for these hotfix?
>>553131196idk, some anons wrote about it yesterday i think it's on the previous thread
>>553124975PSG here this indicates you have been shadow pooperz, should not have destroyed your items or went down mid whatever you did Also I meant shadow pooled but it auto corrected to that and it's way too funny also I am pooping right now heeheehee poopYou can never gain behavior score again once you get shadow pooled, you'll take like -300 per report indefinitely. Welcome my friend, to the abyss
>>553132008are you the guy that "roleplays" as lina? you're my favourite /d2g/ poster if so
which item is dormant curio even good for other than the FREE kaya
>>553132535i think hes the one who makes all the anime style marci art
>>553129730Bruh if i was getting such good rewards i would be level 100 instead of 16
>>553132535He's the guy that posts vocaroos of his farts
>>553055619>Ancient 5>Be 10, lvl 20 min 25. Dota plus says 90% winrate despite my offlane has been in 0 teamfights and is like 10k gold rushing radiance min 20>Pos 5 dies on random place on map and break items>Lose despite I team wiped their team after that and took 2 rax by myselfWhy would you queue onto a game you dont wanna play, I almost won 1v9 what the fuck, I was 10k ahead of the second biggest networth.
largo edit when?
>>553133284>>Be 10underageb&
>>553133306mason would also work
>>553132008this isn't a thing
>>553134857Shh, you're not supposed to challenge schizophrenics on their world views, it's very upsetting to them
>>553135975we need to ask valve to do a shutter island for PSG so he can heal or be lobotomized for good
>>553134857you are replying to a diagnosed schizophrenic who lives on government disability checks
>>553136480No they should gaslight him by dropping subtle hits that the shadow pool is real
fapped to dickgirls again and actually got a cramp in the back of my thigh as i was cummingit was not pleasant
>>553138853this happened to me a few weeks ago and it was the sharpest pain i've ever felt
>>553138853eat a banana for potassium, u can imagine its a big futadick if it makes it easier to scarf down
>>553139016were you fapping to dickgirls? guess we found the cause
>>553139157Eww that's disgusting who the fuck eats bananas
>>553139272i don't know why god is punishing us for it. i feel like quite the feminist when doing it
>>553139272no, i started taking steroids a few months ago and i'm horny all the timea girl flirted with me at university and as soon as i got home i jerked off to her instagram pics
>>553139480enjoy your heart attack and baldness
>>553139480Lmao you wlidin out man ran straight home to his jack off station after a women spoke to him
>>553139480youve managed to distill the zoomer experience into a 2 line post. congrats
>>553140319to be fair she did say i'm looking good and gave me her instagram handle, i'm not used to that
>>553140776did you at least slide in her dms after the post nut clarity
>>553139710lets be real here 90-95% of niggas working out now is on roids so no point in bringing it up as long as the user understand the risk he is taking personally dont use them myself
>>553141019i did but i might have fumbled it - unsure as of right now
>im pretty fucking fed but rest of team is pretty dogshit>enemy keep permanently pushing lanes and I can't keep all lanes in check by myself at once>I start pushing mid lane to their T2 and we get a double kill in jungle with no deaths>solo enemy weaver pushing top lane>watch as literally everybody on the team aside from me fucks off to chase weaver around exactly like he wants>now unable to push because the other two enemies are sat at tower>repeat this numerous times through match>eventually loseI hate this shit so fucking muchDoesn't matter how many times you tell them that they're doing what the enemy wants them to do, they do not fucking listen and the game usually ends up lost
>>553141178lol
what hero is this
>>553143336clearly lina
>>553143336centaur warrunner
could rapid trigger be useful in dota?
>>553133956
>>553143336warwick
>>553124975where can you view this ?
>>553144904go to your steam profile -> games -> dota 2 -> anon's personal game data -> account -> incoming player match reports
>>553124975seems like i always get 14/1 but my score doesnt move, maybe its because of the number of reports, maybe it takes into account the previous conduct summmary as well, or maybe its the type of report
I started playing on Russian servers instead of EU-W, games are significantly better to play.
highly toxic lump of coal
>>553148484probably fewer russians there
>>553148484honestly i'll take the peruvians on euw over the russiansif they queue euw they're tryharding and likely not acc buyers
axewin lanelose game
>>553150379if you win lane you can spend literally the entire game chasing the enemy carry and 100-0ing him during call and he can't do anything about it, how are you losing those games?
>>553150691euls
how do i skip the monster hunter shit
I got Marci's skin
>>553156782You just said it like that to get naked Marcis
>>553157085>>553156782
>>553156032I dont know. I dont care who is hunting me or who I am hunting.Oh no, my hunt failed. WHO THE FUCK CARES
>"Event">You have to do work to unlock some ugly shitThe devs actively dislike you and seek to harm you
i like the book entries and i like hearing quartero talk
>>553158625>play is work
>>553158826>I'm queuing for the 11,000th time! It is "play"! I am "playing"How's that benefit you even if true
>>553158802based same :)
us as dota player we must become better to many people call us toxic we must change
>>553159174It's a game, by definition you play itWhy would you play it 11000 times if you don't like it?
>>553159437>It's a game so any time spent engaging with it is playLol>Why would you continue doing something indefinitely for no reward of any kindYes why would you
>>553159565Because you enjoy it? And now you get a reward too, what's the problem?
>>553159701>I enjoy it, I can take a break any time I want
>>553159880Ok?
why did gaben collab with crapcom anyway? have they seen how dogshit wilds is?
>>553160354to give anti-mage(female) a pretty costume that lets me look up her skirt and oogle her athletic ass
>>553160647thank you based gaben
>>553160354>wildsThe stuff in Dota is from MH: World, not Wilds.
Wish I would stop getting matched against Guardian players and would exclusively play against Herald ones They're just that good
>>553160647holy fuck i'm gonna cum
>>553161239wheres the seregios and gore in world senpaitachior the barioth in wilds for that matter
>my team>literally retarded>picks complicated heroes fails horribly at doing anything at all>enemy team>all smurf, picking the dumbest easiest heroes ever imagined and stompingI really don't know why the matchmaking is doing this to me.
Hahaha!
>>553163693Hell yeah
>>553163780Pangolier has no mana, eats mango.
>>553163693>>553163928What in the third world is going on here
>>553163928Is the weird zoophilia stuff really necessary?
>>553164005>mango falls from the tree>armadillo eats it
>>553164112?
that's not a mango, it's a tropical avocado
>>553162803I don't have the stuff, I just checked the music pack and it was just World's music. Same for the stickers, didn't pay attention to the monsters appearing in game. Isn't it just Rathalos when you cap objectives etc.?
>>553164837It's a mango from a mango tree, it's just green on the outside because it is out of season.
>>553164957There's 5 monsters in totalRathalos, Rathian, Gore, Steve and Barioth
if they nerfed regen shouldn't they scale back the damage in the early levels? laning rn feels off
>>553163928PSG here, this is the best post in the history of d2g.
>says undying is basically superhero tierisnt undying an icon for the god of death who granted him undeath and now he wanders throughout the world bringing death and pestilence basically forever? i think that might be above super hero tier
>>553166965I watched this guy's channel and it's cringe reddit shit, don't post it here again please.
>>553169170t. psg
>>553163928this post saved d2g
you'd never get an inbred slav to make a post this soulful, all they do is screech when playing the game and curse their other slavic people as if they werent all the same
>>553099304Lich is my top hero because he's super good when you have retarded team mates. Saves with frost shield, ulti when the whole enemy team is chasing an out of position core. Suddenly three dead and you can take back the lead.
>>553171983Facts, they don't know how to be funny or have an ounce of soul. Peruvians and other thirdies are different in that regard.
>>553113220Expanding your pool makes you better at every hero, because you can predict what your matchups are going to do better. You can play twenty matches against an SF, but if you haven't played the hero, you're going to struggle more to understand what your opponent is doing and why.
terrorbros how do we fix him?
>>553173872you dont
>>553173872give him a new ult
Marci sex
everytime i stop playing this game, i come back and discover the gay shit i hate has been amplified even more and the heroes have become more like nuker escape heroes than they ever were.
>>553173872sex with enchantress would fix him>>553163693>>553163928amazing posts
>>553178358>sex with enchantress would fix himthis is such a ridiculous post but it's actually true
>>553178565Sex with Enchantress would fix anyone I don't see what's so ridiculous about it
jesus christ anonsshadowpooled againmy 4 was a mirana who didn't land a single arrow and kept... feedingI mean, she was helpful - healed me, fed flasks and mana to me, but ultimately, kept feeding - the guy legit didn't understand that he was feeding - he fed the enemy juggernaut, and was 1/8 when I was 0/0I was 0/0 on my lane, and he kept feedingour mid was retarded, 0 4 by minute 5, 0 10 by mid-gamehis opponent, SF, had a yasha and kaya by minute 15our 5 was a FUCKING abaddonmirana was 2/16 at the end by min 25 - LITERALLY COULDN'T STOP FEEDINGI looked at the guy's profile, his monster hunter level is 180ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY LEVELS OF GAMES LIKE THISI WEEP FOR HIS TEAMMATES
>>553055753sex with lina boobies
>>553173872sunder goes through bkb again and buff his illusions so they don't need butterfly deadalus to kill a creep wave by themselves
>>553180675i wonder if the mirana is making similar posts about you on reddit
>>553180675>shadow poolis that a real thing, I feel like ive had some very low quality games after being muted in 3 matches.
>>553184001Define shadow pool. Yes there are separate matchmaking pools>smurf poolliterally only smurfs>shit poollow behavior score>normal pooleveryone that has >9k behavior score
>>553184001"shadow pool" is a meme from back when behavior score was a hidden metric
>>553184161I'm below 9k now probablythese people seem like smurfs + peoples first game very bad spread.
If I wanna make my dotabuff and stuff private all I have to do is disable public match data, right?
>>553183134no, because I was 3/4 kd by the end of the game
>>553184161if smurf pool is real then how do i get level 50 accounts playing brood and going 45/0 in my games?
>>553184798This is how it works: if you create a new account and the game detects you're not a new player it puts you in the smurf pool.As soon as you unlock ranked, you are only matched with people that are also in the smurf pool. You will NEVER find a game with people outside the smurf pool until you leave this MM pool.To leave it, you gotta play a number of games that increases based on your MMR. If you're like 4k then it's not much, you can start playing ranked at like level 40. If you're 8k you gotta play a LOT of games in the smurf pool. Mason had to play literally over 1k hours of smurf pool games to get out of it in his new account and he literally only ever got matched with the same pool of ~20 players during that period, so yeah it's definitely real.
>>553185190NTA but I'm a returning player with like 2.5k hours (approaching 3k hours now)I never played rankedI'm not that good of a player, but I'm not offensively shit, either, but I can't climb out of guardian hellspent two months on guardian V going back and forth, unable to hit crusader
There is no counter play to mega meepo.
>>553188668Yes it's called only 10 people play the hero
good morning dotards
We are so back
theres a guy in my friends list that changes his steam name every day and pfp every week or soid like to know his endgame but i dont think there is one, i understood it when people could ban your heroes but now it's just autism
>>553188668I don't think I've played against meepo in over a year, smurfs moved on to brood tinker and huskar.
>>553191667who and who
>>553191831I think people just do it for fun, nobody cares about being "known" anymore since every midwit is using Overwolf.
>>553199141pretty sure overwolf doesnt work anymore with dota and you cannot see profiles before picking because of overwolf.
LD is so broken holy shit why is noone playing this hero
>win lane>get a nice few kill lead over enemy laner>look at other lanes>every other lane on my team is hardfeeding out their ass>ends up with 4 fed enemies vs 1 fed meevery gameis it so too much to expect these animals to just simply not uncontrollably feed in the first 10 minutes of the game?like really, I just want them to neutral with the enemy lane, but no even that is too much to ask
>>553200351he's in a weird middle ground where he's too high effort for retards but not high effort enough to scratch the tryhard itch
i keep dcing from steam/dota anyone else ?
>>553201785yea, I'm on USWest and I thionk its a server issue. I'm installing csgo to see if its got the same problem and its valve (steam) or valve (dota)
it's steam
I vaguely remember a hero (not brood) from dota 1 that could ressurect creeps/spawn a huge number of small creatures with it's ulti. Any idea who it was?
>>553202942visage
>>553202942maybe u're thinking of maiev lvl 6 on melee and not on dota
>>553202942you're thinking of pitlord, iirc one of his old old ultimates would resurrect nearby corpses
>>553202942krobelus.
>>553124975>get reported in 4 games by 6+ people>-110Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck does it take to get a Highly Toxic Lump of Coal?
i report like one-two person a game pretty much sometimes my whole team, if i only had 1-2 reports a week it would be better
>>553124975my comm score just plummeted to 6kI guess calling the enemy team retarded shitters is not allowed anymore huh? fucking dumb ass system. OH BUT YOU CAN IRONICALLY TIP PEOPLE THATS FINE passive aggressive faggot behaviorI'm not passive aggressive im AGRESSIVE AGRESSIVE
>>553204654Damn. Is having a good game such a rarity for you that you need to capitalize on it?
>>553204724If you're not shit talking are you even playing a game?In this santized zoomie hellscape we all live in I choose to be the bad guy
>>553204850No, it's beneath me. As are you. I mute "people" like you, and I will enjoy it more to stomp your sub-50% winrate ass the next time we meet.
>>553203001>>553203210>>553203306>>553203498All wrong, but I found ithttps://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/Keeper_of_the_Light/Old_Abilities#Ignis_Fatuus_&_Liberated_Soul_(Pre_6.00,_6.04-6.54b)
>>553204850why are you dedicating 20% of your brain to insulting the retards around you when you could put that same 20% to curbstomping them like they deserve?
>>553204654>IRONICALLY TIP PEOPLEThat really fucking annoys me. I want to get tips, but faggots will throw it at the ennemy they just ganked rather than their own teammate who initiate a teamwipe fight. GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING TIPS I WANT THAT CURRENCY
>>553206392play enigga fucking beggar free money all day
>>553180675found him
>>553207529wait updated screenshot
pos 3 4 5 really tried their hardest to lose but my nigga huskar and i pulled a victory from the deepest depths of the scheduled loss trench
havent played in like 2 years can i still pick mid winter wyvern at 9k mmr and win for free?
>>553209431yeah buddy queue up just make sure you're not on my team
>>553209239bfury spec?
>>553210284nah phylactery bf feels retarded
Anons, is it normal to build crits on CM after supporting all game and hitting that 225 AS talent?I did it once, it was actually pretty fun - you become a DPS with annoying disables, not just a food for the enemy carry.
>>553210920no
poogie has fled
>dipshit ursa farms while we're fighting>dipshit ursa ignores enemy dusa doing solo rosh when we can easily kill her to farm>dipshit ursa refuses to buyback when enemy are pushing our barracks>dipshit ursa continues to do insanely stupid shit until we eventually lose>dipshit techies is permanently afk mining ancient jungle on our side and doing absolutely nothing else>dipshit elder titan has 25 deaths and has hard fed all game and continues to do so>dipshit QOP is pushing a sidelane while a teamfight happens within blink distanceI just walked into the enemy fivestack and let them kill me after 60 minutes of this shitWas the only thing remotely keeping the enemy from winning and trying to win on our side, fucking not worth it and these shitters do not deserve to win
i should become a tinker main
the ammar razor...this hero is so back...
>enemy team picks pos 1 Omniknight>game starts>ping "somebody should buy Nullifier">carry pings they will>see them queue it up after boots>o...kay...?>carry never fucking farms and TPs into every fucking fight all game>they don't finish their naked boots Nullifier until like 35:00 holy shit>I just end up becoming the farming carry while the actual carry keeps roaming and brawling and feeding>take towers while they brawl and finish my Nullifier as 4th item by 40:00>enemy team gets megacreeps but they can't reach the Ancient because of two Nullifiers fucking them hard so we just stall for like another 40 mins>ironically, being forced to farm megacreeps let the carry catch up on farm>win>carry ended with like 30 deathsI'm glad the dude listened to me so it worked out but fucking hell, bro did not know he's allowed to take time to farm creeps until he had no choice. I hope he didn't pick pos 1 on purpose. Fucking hell...
if I get a shit team that just uncontrollably feeds, afk jungles, doesn't listen to calls and/or makes the dumbest shittest plays possible for the moment I get nothing but a feeling of resentment and give up trying to win the game and just spam fortify and afk jungle to speed up the lossi do not gain any satisfaction from having to sweat my balls off to try to hold onto and drag a game out to 70 minutes in the off chance the four retards on my team will find a second neuron and will show sentience for a momenti have already decided I have no desire to play with these animals and would leave in a heartbeat if I wasn't held hostage by abandon penalties
>>553214494> I hope he didn't pick pos 1 on purpose.Is it even possible to get pos1 while queuing for every role? My stats are approx. 50% hard carry, 30% carry, 15% offlane, 5% mid.
>>553215485>50% hard carry, 30% carry, 15% offlane, 5% mid.what
>meepo>kontol>et>nagathe only ones missing from my atlas, and i only queue normal gameswhat went wrong with them
>>553215163half the playerbase retains its rank by baiting the enemy team into going hg then wiping them and counterpushing for a quick 50-60 minute win. if anything acting retarded works to their benefit because the enemy will be more brazen in its pushif you get one of those teams you may as well set up a patrol command in the side jungle and have a smoke until its time to defend hg
>>553216050My last 3 games contained 2 ETs on my team (both offlane)>>553215163>>553216216every game in low shit elo is hg baiting. low elo games are so fucking awful, every game is unnecessarily dragged for an additional 30 minutes because nobody knows how to breach hg.
breaching high ground?nah man too scarygonna farm another 30 minutes in jungle and wait until the enemy medusa is stacked
>>553216436>every game in low shit elo is hg baitingthats every high elo game too desu. though i think if you get to like 12k mmr and up, people are actually intelligent enough to tell when they've probably lost and will give up to save time for their next ragequeue>because nobody knows how to breach hg.it's not really the players' fault. they legitimately just made it too hard. valve has erased most of the good hg push items like wraith pact because it made games too stompy, so now instead they just hide the game being a stomp by having 1 time set up a siege camp outside the enemy base for 30 minutes because you can't push up until you have 3x roshan and banner and terminator and 6 slotted everyone
>>553217243>1 time set up a siege camp1 team i mean
>>553217243the biggest problem is still people refusing to group properlythe number of hg sieges ive had stall out or go nowhere even when we have the advantage because people would rather sit and jungle or teleport to another lane is insaneespecially people that teleport after one enemy ineffectively pushing a lanethis shit happens all the time>be 5 v 3 at enemy hg>only 2 enemies defending hg>1 enemy pushing a sidelane>2-3 people teleport to sidelane like retards>enemy in sidelane now teleports to base>now stuck unable to take hg because the fight has went from 5 v 2 to 2-3 v 3+hg>achieve absolutely nothing from won teamfightthis shit happens constantly multiple times per game
>>553211483Legit? Anons I'm legit asking - is it a good idea to build crystalis on CM?I've already built everything the team needed and we were winning massively - I built glimmer and eul'sI built crystalis first, then we wiped the enemy team and I built daedalus very easily
>>553218060this is the kind of shit you do when you're already winning with little input fron you
>>553217243>>553218026HG legit feels impossible without the perfect coordination + aegis + few levels and networth advantage nowIdk why they buffed HG defense to prolong games, sometimes the other team is outclassed in every possible domain and stuck in their base but unless you have a good team wrt building damage, pushing feels like an extremely throwable battle
>>553218345playing illusions heroes and just splitting them up and sending your illusions to chip the tower feels so much nicer and has for a while.its also incredibly good at defending and just keeping all the lanes cleared and pushed out so you don't get stuck in base.
>>553218060please dont there is no hero that will die to a crit cm that wouldnt die from literally any other item if you want to be cool and outplay someone get a shard or something
>>553218326LMAAAOOOOO Honestly? I was just the mascot at that point, but I WAS disabling key targets with frostbite + ulting in glimmer - nothing to scoff at
>>553218345>Idk why they buffed HG defense to prolong gamesi told u thoughits because every game is a stomp due to>most players are animals and don't take the game seriously >most players are addicts and don't actually try to win, they just want their "high">smurfs>account buyers>players are playing outside their comfort zone a lot of time>supports are farming role queue tokens >heroes are power crept>certain matchups are just impossible
>>553218665but I also pushed like crazy and was dealing CRAZY damage
>>553218026dude this shit is the most annoying thing ever. you're grouped up as 5 in front of their t3 then all of a sudden theres an enemy dot on the map chipping away at a t2. everyone TPs en masse like retards to try and catch him. WHAT FOR?? what are they doing man
>>553218879yep, happens all the time and pisses me off immensely every time I watch the drooling morons on my team fall for it and waste all momentum we hadand if they do it once, they will always do it again multiple times in the same gameits even more infuriating when the enemy have a much stronger late game lineup and you know that these retards are hard throwing the game by doing this stupid shitmakes me wish I was playing bane or someone that can cancel allied teleports
>>553218879yeah but so what if you could take their mid raxwhat if the enemy takes bot lane T2?did you think about that, huh?
>>553219297I've really started to believe people play on autopilot mode. they don't actually think as they play it's just stimuli from them. this is why they linger as 5 near a tower patiently waiting for a brool, why their movement on the map is very questionable and serves no purpose, why they overextend and dive with no information as to whos in the fog. it's ridiculous
>>553185190>This is how it works: if you create a new account and the game detects you're not a new player it puts you in the smurf pool.How do they know tho? When I started playing DOTA in early 2025 I had 95% winrate in ranked first ~40 games after a bit more than 100 hours in unranked. I don't think I was put in a smurf pool tho, but I was stomping every game.
>>553219814>why they overextend and dive with no information as to whos in the foglets be real here, 95% of retards in this game never look at the minimap so have no fucking clue as to enemy locationsexpecting them to be able to look at the map, see that everybody is missing except for that one enemy hanging looking like easy pickings and come to the obvious conclusion that they are bait for an enemy gank is beyond the capabilities of 98% of people in this gamethese are the same people who will repeatedly run into the unwarded jungle when they know the enemy are sat in there because they just got off of a respawn from dying to them there and will do it all over again until the game ends
why
>>553220246unc recreating the neo nu pre-facet carry sf build
>>553215163>>553216216>>553216436I feel like in some drafts you'll literally lose every hg push fight even with banner and aegis and farming the map for 20 minutes.
I picked up the game after a year, and still doing calibration (my total playtime is 300+ hours since 2013), and i usually play supports (Bane, Warlock, Zeus). In one game all my mains were banned, so I picked Lifestealer (I used to play him for a while with relatively ok results but it was a year ago). I kinda screwed up with my skills and fed enemy too much, and got "your momma'd" by angry school kids. How do I diversify my portfolio? I prefer stunning/nuking enemy heroes, or go for a quick kill if I play melee. But prolonged massive fights trigger my flee instinct.
>>553215163it's insane how redditors and thirdies alike believe every game is winnable and expect you to buy into their pipe dream of teamfighting and trying when some games are indeed lost at the 5min markand yeah theres no forfeit vote, so the closest thing to it is farming side camps while they end
The new Heart of Tarrasque is kinda OP
>>553220915even funnier when you consider how quickly pros playing for actual stakes and money concede because they are good enough to know every game is not winnable
>>553220752You can play bot games if you want. They're aggressive as fuck and will TP in and chase you down for the sake of killing you if they think they have a chance.
for what
>>553221468turn down
I am pick Offlane Dragon Knight And their midlaner picks Void SpiritWhich Dragon should I pick then? Frost one makes the most sense for me
>>553220915Its more that unless you are in high ranks, people WILL throw at some point abd even smoking to all in on their leading core can be enough
>>553222181Frost Dragon has way more impact generally speaking if you have another core with good DPS
>>553221406I meant what heroes to pick along this playstyle. Playing with boots in moba feels masturbatory.
this game is crazy you can spend two hours having negative fun and end up exactly where you started or way worse
aaaahhhhi'm queued for a match against real peopleim so nervous my heart keeps pounding
does this worki thought basher was melee only
>>553226830The tooltip literally says 10% on ranged.
>>553226987Oh yeahi guess that's valid
>>553223250>Playing with boots in moba feels masturbatory.Nothing wrong with getting the hang of things a couple times before going back to real games. Basic shit like trying out combos, or just seeing how it's like going 1v5. You can also just watch how people play specific heroes in-game too and copy that.>I meant what heroes to pick along this playstyle.The manfighting playstyle?Troll WarlordSlarkMarciUrsaSlardarPASvenJuggKezMonkey KingLunaElder TitanBut really, you just need like, BKB Satanic + some damage and AS and you're pretty set to do it on most carries.
People that pretend tinker is somehow dead are genuinely retarded, he's more overpowered than he's ever been. His translocator facet is one of the most overpowered and unfair facets in the game.
server just shit the bed
TOPSON
>mid is completely worthless two games in rowThis should be punishable behaviour.
why did they kill tinker bros
>>553229683
>wanted to try out Shadow Fiend>played unranked just to get a feel for it and not to shit up the game for normal humans>immediately SF is banned (of course)>have to play Bane>too bad bloodseeker and viper on my team are absolute feeders with 1:3 kill ratio so waste a 40 minutes of my times despite playing good Bane>>553227492I played Ursa and Luna a tad. But I was more talking along the lines of a ranged support. Being a carry is too much stress of expectations.
>dumb shit slark in lane gives up two kills on enemies almost within melee distance because right clicking creeps>waits until enemies are then both under tower to dive and get himself killed whilst getting no killsaverage slark player IQ
>>553226487Haha it's almost like you can't actually gain anything at all but you can lose your time, years and sense of agency in the world
>>553229470every time i get a rubick or riki mid i curse his namethis fucker ruined dota
>queue on mid>enemy is Invoker 60% of the times (free MMR)>20% that he's OD >10% he's SF>10% he's TinkerxD
>>553215485>>553215876pretty sure he meant 5 and 4and yeah it's possible to get carry, it has happened to me like 3 times in the thousands of role queue farming games i've playedi remember vividly them because i'm a carry player and it's an extremely rare occurrence
I DID IT I PLAYED AGAINST REAL PEOPLE AND I WON AND I GOT MVPIt was so fun... Welp, back to bot lobbies.... Man I don't wanna play against bots it sucks..
>>553230959man up pussy
>>553231042Every time he gets attacked, he returns damage!
>>553231042that's BiS for axe and LC though?
>>553231031umm can i please get a "good job" or something at least..?
>>553231485good job my little pookie, now stop being a poosy
>>553231849thanks! i will try!
>>553229968https://www.opendota.com/matches/8642054251/overview
>>553232160you're such an invasive little creep
>>553229968Carry is the most relaxing role on lower mmrs. Literally learn some basic farm patterns and just afk farm for 30 minutes and come ahead of the enemy carry because he didnt know how to farm.
>>553232462only because you blot the names out
>stalkinga newbie with 10 matcheslmao
>>553232597people blot their username out... so you have the immediate urge to go find the game? to prove what point? little tranny freak
>>553232597>>553232160well now im glad i didnt post the mvp screen from my match against real players earlier! you guys are weird and scary!
>>553232160>>553232597thread bully LEAVE!
damn frog 3 sucks
>>553233872but my heckin youtuber said-
>5 v 3 late game>enemy core and pos 3 dead>they have no buyback at 100+ seconds of respawn>enemy top and mid rax are down>bottom T3 hanging on by a threadWhat does my team do when we win this fight?All go enemy jungle and don't bother pushing to winWe lost
I'll stop drinking next week anything you guys want to say before it's over?
>>553235457Listen: it's better to run, than curse the road.
>>553235457Yeah! I want you to know that I love my wife Marci!
>dominate lane>complete free farm and the enemy has nothing>my pos 5 dives t1 3 times in a row>suddenly cant farm at all and have to jungle for the next 15 mingreat i fuckign love nigger people like this that think diving is ever worth it on a long lane
our guy is back
>>553235967or even fucking worse the ember mid who needs to buy 3 items before bkb while he dies every team fight in a root or silence by any of their heroes because his tortedenigger guide said so
>>553235991is he the most JUST'd TI winner?
>>553236118thats aui
>>553236097why do i need bkb when i can get that cool new harpoon thing?
>>553235991Who lol that nigga is irrelevant should just go back to hon
>>553236362why are you belittling HoN? TI winners are mostly HoN players
>>553235457Yea stop drinking right now not next week, who are you bargaining with?
>>553236547its friday, he obviously wants to have one last weekend binge
>>553236547He means a month from now
Which one should I build first dotabros?
GUIYS WE ARE VS PHANTOM LANCER I HAVE TO BUY THIS 5000 GOLD IOTEM
>>553238380stupid question as expected from a spanish speakingjust pick the heroes you play retard
>>553236547Im not drinking right now i have like half a bottle of whiskey left , some almond liquor and some brandy I don't even drink much at all lately that's why i decided to stop, stopped weed the same way i just woke up one day and said to myself holy shit weed is fucking gay and just don't feel like smoking at all ever.
The amount of hatred I have for gorgc can't be good for my health, but I can't do anything about itThere's just something about him that causes me to absolutely hate his guts, ai can't stand the guy a
>>553238380Anti-mage! She is so pretty!
>>553238851>not buying shiva aka instarevealtherealpl
I think i'm shadowpooledall the games today had griefers
PL is fucking broken as shit fuck this motherfucking faggot hero, they somehow made him even stronger congrats to the retards at valve
>>553232160Ugh, spooky.>>553232502>Literally learn some basic farm patternsI don't ever get free time for this. There is constant pressure from 2 heroes on the lane. I mostly get money from kills and lane creeps.Played a couple of games on unranked as Ursa. It was pretty enjoyable to plunge into with the phase boots sprint/blink, earthshock, and hit all buttons on my abilities. In the latter game in the middle of carnage it was difficult to see who I was hitting exactly with all bullshit illusions.I didn't score much solo hits but did a ton of assisted, that's what matters in the end imo.By the end I ended up with free 10k gold and didn't even have time to decide what to buy with that.
>i find yar games bradar see i find on open dota bradar dont hide nameimagine being this much of a raped mindbroken freak
gg another game lost that is free win because russians dont wanna play with the 1 not russian even though im the carry, strongest hero on the mapfuck putting lotus on me, bloodlust, fucking anything
>>553240928fuck buying pipe against 90% magic dmg team nah i need a fucking assault cuirass on brewfuck buying mageslayer on ember nah i need mjollnirfuck buying supp items anything on wd nah i need a fucking aether lensfuck these fucking nigger whores NUKE RUSSIA
>>553240928>because russians dont wanna play with the 1 not russianHow did you get this?
>get put on dire in all my games today>lose dayjust give me a radiant game PLEASE
>>553241223What's the difference, though? They are symmetrical.
>>553055619LICH gonna have your mama
>>553241385dota players find any excuse when they lose
I started NOOOOTICING something since I migrated to EU servers a few months ago. Smurfs are extremely common here, to the point where every match is almost guaranteed to have a Smurf in it (at least in my bracket, 5k). The players know this, and russians (specially russians) will literally only play around said smurf player because that's the easier path to victory. Basically if you play carry or mid and they realize you're just a normal player and not a smurf, you won't be getting any help or space made for you during the game. If there are no smurfs, they still ignore you but they take the farm themselves instead.
>absolutely dogshit team>doing by far the best on team>finally win a teamfight>3 enemies dead all of us alive>mid tower down to T3>start pushing T3>ADHD retarded cunts on team break off to farm enemy jungle and never actually push the towerI fucking give up
>>553242557what makes u identify a smurf? cuz i get called a smurf despite being an actual n00b. my steam account is public and has over 1000 games so i dont understand what people are even looking at to come to that conclusion?
>>553242557that's the sad part of dota 2 if you play carry or mid you are just taking a slot away from a smurf to carry you
>>553242793Low level account + hero pick. If a level 45 account picks Broodmother in your 5k game, it's a guaranteed smurf. The people in your games are probably just retarded though.
I'm losing to a pos4 mk 9class style sniping couriers all over the map
>>553243190zased wolfpack logistics denier
>>553242795Sadly true. It's actually insane how easy it is to win games when I'm farming role q tokens simply because the likelihood of getting smurfs in my team is increased.
>>553243024>The people in your games are probably just retarded though.goes without saying
>>553241385There is a slight winrate difference, but it's 48-52.
>>553245058anon be like I LOST BECAUSE OF THE CAMERA ANGLE
the shit i have to do to win these games
>report a literal griefer that ruined the game because he got ganked at level 2>get the "successful report" thing in my profile>check the griefer's dotabuff>he's still playing ranked games nonstop, no sign of low prioritySo this is just placebo?
its insane how losing niggers will ping everything possible after they die in this game
hmmmm...
>>553248475Yes, reports do nothing and behavior score means nothing
>>553248475lmao nigga i walk down mid once a while and all it does is like -2-3k of behavior
>>553246323monkey king gave it to you on a platter
>pick bane>immediately regret it because my team are mouthbreathing fucktards that do not know how nightmare worksI hate the majority of the people in this game
>>553248475-10 behaviour scoreand it better be the last time you do a meanie! :)
>>553249603....so how does that work exactly? whenever i have a Bane i just stay faaaaaaaaaaaar away
RAZOR IS BROKENI SWEAR TO GOD WHY IS THIS HERO IN THE GAMEIF YOU DONT PLAY HIM AND DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HIS KIT IS JUST COUNTER MOST OF THE FUCKING POOL THEN DONT POST ON MY POST
>>553249994Nightmare puts the enemy to sleep and forces them to walk in a direction chosen by bane if he has the facet (which he will).During nightmare any spell damage or attack damage to the nightmared target will wake them up.If it was an autoattack it will also transfer nightmare to the dipshit who attacked the nightmared target on your team and put them to sleep.During nightmare bane is free to autoattack and cast spells on the nightmared target and it will not wake them up so it is free damage.So if a bane nightmares a target into the friendly tower in lane, you sit and wait until nightmare is almost finished and bane has done his damage and then if you have a spell skillshot you can use it on the target just before they wake up so you know it will hit and you won't be put to sleep and the target is going to have a bad time.Or you do what the dipshit phantom lancer in my lane did and you continually rush and autoattack the guy I've nightmared into the tower and put yourself to sleep constantly like a complete fucking retard, you also get reported if you are this dumb.
>>553248475>literal griefer>got gankedYour reports do nothing to others, their reports will kill your behaviour score. Exactly as intended. Good luck!
>>553251312I see! Thank you for explaining, anon>If it was an autoattack it will also transfer nightmare to the dipshit who attacked the nightmared target haha, uhh, whoops! hahha whoops! my bad, whoops! i didn't know lol whoops!
>>553251312This is the bane of my Bane games as well (pun intended). To not take any chance, I only use nightmare as an escape/disable on a healthier target in a brawl/or I know I'll have my way with the target for a few seconds without allies.>>553251892No, your allies will call *you* a dipshit, retard etc. At least when I played in the Russian server.
>>553251892Worth noting. If youre playing against bane and your teammate is nightmared you can take the nightmare by clicking them. If youre in a better position to sit on the sleep.
>>553252114Oh, nice! I'll try to keep that in mind
>>553249584SF pos1 was counterbalancing ithim and shaman laned against pudge alone and got their ass handed to them while MK was lingering around our base sniping couriers
>>553250873t. someone who's just had their milkshake drankhttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/a/a0/Vo_rz_vsa_wheel_all_13.mp3/revision/latest?cb=20230304160857
>>553250873>>553252935https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/0/05/Vo_rz_vsa_wheel_all_06.mp3/revision/latest?cb=20230304160733
>>553252853the MK was probably having the most fun out of all of you
Getting super black pilled playing pos 1 once in a blue moon these supports and what not are completely braindead never buy even vision and constantly ping shit
>>553254336welcome to the teamthis happens because the vast majority of the "support players" you get aren't actual support players, just people farming role q gamesalso by playing pos1 as an average player you're removing a smurf slot from your team so you're most likely to:>be playing against smurfsand also>have supports that don't care about the gametruly a great experience
>>553252935I DRINK IT UP!
>>553254639They literally don't buy dust vs bh and mirana and what is really interesting is that i caught their pos1 farming in retarded spots twice and killed him and set him back so far behind that when they were clearing out base he was the same level and items as me lolAlso idk if you know but pos5 players are usually better pos1 players than 90% of pos1 players
>>553250873He cannot farm.He cannot brool.He cannot push towers.He gets incredibly cucked even with BKB.
>>553255364Razor is literally antibrool
I think someone should buy Mantle of Intelligence
>>553255513He can only deal with One (1) target in any given fightDota nowadays is all about ganging up on one hero. Thats literally razor's weakness.
>constantly buy observer and sentry wards, especially against Sand King or other invisibles>they routinely get destroyed >get shittalked by your line partner because you can't perfectly predict behind what exact tree the enemy hero put his own sentry ward What are your teammates' constructive criticisms you enjoy to receive?
I think a great addition to the game would be to force people to complete a sheet of sudoku under the guise of a mini game before they can queue ranked, just to make sure their brain is turned on
>>553256471i like getting item suggestions that are clearly retarded such as buying wind waker against a carry that already has nullifier
>rtz having a meltykek
>>553256965I;ve never played sudoku tho :/
>queue up>broodmother "support" pick in my lane>is absolutely irredeemable garbage regardless of the role abuse and sucks fucking huge ballswhen I witness the level of general play by some of these subhumansI weep
>>553256965What about the 4chan captcha
>get into lobby>recognise username of someone on your team>it is a complete turboshitter you've played with and against multiple timesWelp, this is a loss
>>553256309That's literally not true bro why are you saying this?
>>553255364he can farm he has qHE IS THE BNEST BROOLER IN THE GAME LMAOhe has aghs ult goes through bkb and i think static linkdoes too so stfu
>>553259807MURDERED THAT MULLIGAN
>get into lobby>recognise username of someone on your team>he played good last 2 games feels good man
>>553259807you destroyed his cloaca there, good job
this mouz vs falcons game has to be one of the biggest outdrafts everthere is literally nothing this weaver can do during any point of the gamer
>>553260306>he played good last 2 games on the enemy team >plays like shit on yours
>Ursa offlane farming like pos 1>Luna soft support >SF mid thats 0/6 min 10 versus invoker>somehow this is my fault as the AM that has no farm. (everyone was farming jungle and clearing the waves)
Here is a theory I have developed for Magic Wand that is based on it being bought everygame:https://youtu.be/KqC9H64Sps0
>>553262217Why did they increase the max stacks to 20?
>>553262217wow what a great video
Im not sure why I play this game anymore.>No Region lock>No punishment system for actual griefers but if you tweak out once you get sent to the shadow realm forever>No updates in like a year>Broken shit everywhere>Game runs like shit>its not popular and completely filled with shitskins and ivans
>>553259392and to my absolute lack of surprisehe continued to suck ass and we lostdidn't help that everybody else except for me hard fucking fed with 15-20 deaths each to my 4
Ok guys, I'm gonna say it. They somehow made PL even more cancerous to play against.
>>553263227if you remove the players its got some cool characters and mechanics and it looks really good
>>553263782It doesnt, It looked good before reborn.
how do you play peanut butter without being underleveled every time
holy newfag opinion
>>553266375dota... but warcraft 3 :ooooTheblackRoad 2 and RagnarosMMORPG/finalfantasy 8player co-op or undead assault 2 as standalone steam games when?
If we only had old dota but with the original implementation of neutral items I'd be the happiest dotard in the world.
spent 30 minutes selling all my steam trading cards like a third worlder. time to splurge on dota 2
>Vegan picks vegan hero>30 min gg
>>553266375honestly, all events that require me to play something that isn't dota are bad events.MonHun was great, because it was just playing dota.
Can you give a microlet advice on playing chen? Nobody's picking him in my rank so I need to do it myself to get the mh entry.
>teammate doubles down>we start out completely stomping the game for 20 minutes>offlaner makes some dumb plays>the player that doubled down flames the offlaner>offlaner immediately turns on troll mode and starts actively griefing the game to make sure the player who flamed him loses double MMR>losethis is why you don't double down, and if you do, you mute yourself and never type anythingthere's literally only antisocial people playing this game you can't trust anyone
>>553270647I can give you no advice. Go on dotabuff or similar and watch a one or two Chen matches. You mostly just want to learn how to not feed.
I didn't get reported in my last 15 matches!
>>553273093must be niceI just stomped 4 single draft games.
>>553256965can we give this board to all the pudge players? I'm sick of these cucks sitting trees and either missing every single fucking hook (on my team) or leaving lane 7/0 because the retarded support wont respect them
>>553256965The techies minesweeper minigame from crownfall would suffice and it's already in the game
>>553229683he literally triggered a 2k mmr tranny on reddit every day
>>553266375I liked the year of the beast event
>>553274097>the contrarian opinion
>>553256965thanks for reminding me to do my daily sudoku
Guys help I need the stick-in-bike-wheel meme featuring Mirana
>>553270876you can just not announce the double downit asks if you want to keep it silent, announce it, or announce it to all players.when they announce it, especially to all players, they are making a statement.
>>553273767I think the best way to play pudge is to get up and dome cuntsonce you get a blink then you can blink + ult people and they get rapedhooks are for mid fight, either damage on the guy ur eating or to grab a second target, trying to land max range hooks when ur opponents are not otherwise occupied is just a waste of time.the hero is giga overtuned but retards who think hes all about hook make him look bad so he gets to stay busted af
>>553275325yup he's one of the best if not the best frontliner out and a great offlane pick but retards stay picking him support and playing passiveyou can just run at people with rot endlessly
how do i learn invokeri know the answer is probably just put an insane amount of time in but how do I do that efficiently
>>553275771by playing him. Learning invoker doesnt imply you play like miracle and do refresher combos every time you are fighting.
>>553275771Play one of the easier versions of him firstAssuming you're in shitter mmr you can get away with quas Invoker running around invisibly with aghs and radiance and shit, using mainly ghost walk, ice wall, and cold snapOtherwise go wex and spam tornado + emp with aghs + shard while occasionally using other spells as you learn them
>>553275771here is my comprehensive pro gamer invoker guide:>step 1: press quas quas wex and then invoke>step 2: click ghost walk>step 3: press quas quas quas invoke>step 4: press wex wex wex invoke>step 5: click cold snap on who you want to kill>step 6: click your spirit vessel on the same guy you put cold snap>step 7: click EMP and put it in front of the guy>step 8: press quas wex wex invoke>step 9: hit the guy you cast the spells on>step 10: cast tornado when he is low enough that he dies from the damage>step 11: do that for another 20 minutes>step 12: ????>step 13: win game
shartsqueezy crashing out lmao
Marci general. Marci board. Marci website.
I see you big M, I see you.
>>553275771Devote a few hours across a few days just practicing spell invocation in demo mode and then just play him like you would any other hero
>>553276894damn, mason looks like that now?!
>>553276503This but Hoodwink, Hoodwink, and Hoodwink
>>553276894>he fell for the thicc Latina meme
i loaded my steam wallet with 50 canadian bucks but i only needed 19 to get marci's skin
>>553275771Thank you for the free MMR.
>>553276894Her onlyfan
>be on winstreak>suddenly get all the mirana pickers
>>553277662kek
i hate that jugger can just solo people for half the game with his ult, and if he messes up or you bait his ult, he can just spin away for freeretarded design
>>553279952Ghost/eul just pick up a early defensive item if it's such a problem when I see jugg I look at it as free food
>>553279952Protip: You're allowed to right-click him while he's spinning.
>>553280540>>553280821damn did you know that you could just buy break items against 7.40 tide and counter him? celarly this means tide wasnt broken
>>553281706jugg is a dogshit hero that encourages players to play bad
>>553281706so you believe jugg is a top 2 carry in the game atm
>>553281706If you can't punish Jugg for having an easily countered kit whose moves are easily telegraphed, that's a skill issue, or draft issue which is just a subset of skill issue.
>buy midas to recover>no xp bonusso wtf is it good for
>>553282668how do you counter omni with nullifier? lmaoanyway who cares about skill? game is balanced around 2k mmrs and jugger is stupid
>>553283005Sheepstick. These 2k MMR quizzes are too easy.
>queue turbo>one side picks clincz/drow>game instantly over and now you have to waste 30 minuteswhats the point of playing
>>553098302Oh, tub...Become my toilet, once more.
>>553284730I look like this
lol parker dicking down heroic right now damn
>>553246323how do i install old 4chan meme text pack with le dire and le radiant
So im seeing the “target cs” score during a game as a carry and it seems rather huge in the late game. Do I need to be constantly slamming back any minion or neutral monster I see throughout the entire game?
>>553289909You need to learn to do multiple camps at once and stack them on the minute while farming them. Hit lots of creeps.
when does the exp tower spawn?when do bounty runes spawn?
>>553279952sounds like you're not playing enchantress then>but my offlane feeds himsounds like you're not playing offlane enchantress then
man, the voice acting in later releases is so blandCompare queen of pain "i love it when you resist" the original VA vs the one in the arcanathe attitude in the oriignal is so much better and it is completely missing in the arcanasame goes with windrunner and her arcana
>>553292729every 7every 4hold alt for timers (shown under the clock)roshan and tormentor is on your map border
ogre magi is a hero for retardsretard proofseriouslyyou cant do no wrong unless you dont buy wards and farm midas instead of getting midas by fighting
>>553296173it does have some nuance to it (positioning), but heroes like ogre, wd, lion etc is really for retards
>>553296326ogre is at least somewhat tanky so he's THE retard proof hero, unlike wd which requires some skill, and lion dies with a sneeze
>>553296427i swear for some reason every lion in unranked is a scripterit's like fucking night and day from my ranked gamesthey run around like a retard but if you approach their blink radius you're cooked in 0.01 sec
>start watching my losses that i should've won>find out my supports had items that would've prevented each situation where we lost every timeim actually more fucking pissed that its not my fault i lost these games
>haven't played dota in a while>talents on top of facets and aggy shardiesthe frick
My queues took too long and I was forced to accept a match that had QUESTIONABLE (1) quality according to Dotaplus. I am never making this mistake again.I don't even have words to describe the levels of absolute circus animal shenanigans I witnessed. It's mind boggling to me that low BS people actually play Dota like this, I legitimately would rather eat shit directly from a fat indian's asshole than play this shit every single game. It was kind of entertaining for 1 game only, but I actually can't imagine what type of human being voluntarily plays games like this every single day of his life.
Is it even possible to lose a lane with WW if you can just press e to heal 300+ at lvl 1 or 2.
>>553298371yea because then you put a point in E instead of something that does damage and ww does peepee poopoop right click damage without fly on and sphincter blast needs to get maxed immediately
>>553298232now im curious wtf happened
>>553298720I just found another game, can't type it all right now. But basically both teams had 2 griefers and they were fighting to see who threw the hardest.
>another 5k net at 10 min but my supps almost lost the game by chain feeding and not warding key spots
>>553055619
>>553300409
>>553298514Yeah but a single point in e is enough for the entire laning phase. You miss out on massive spammable healing without it.
you might see more muerta carry parker is really clapping heroic with it
is there another game I can play, the circle jerk "farming" and "building" items nonsense has gotten old after 10k hours and its just a glorified deathball fight every time anyway, out of every 100 games I have 1 game where I made a good play in a teamfight that occurred early on when it is at the most interesting and the insta death and 4 escape/chase buttons per hero don't persist. its all rather shallow the way they have designed this shit, the sentry range is massive which is to hinder wards but there are very few spots you can creatively place wards and large open areas that exist only to be dewarded instantly. the game does not reward any kind of intelligent play 99% of the time. its memorization and faggotry via being annoying and wasting the enemies time.
>>553302916try dota 2
>>553266375siltbreaker part 1 was better
>>553229683tinker dared to be a hero that rewarded mechanical skill. that is too manly for nuvavle
>>553302916Have you tried dota 2?
>>553302335I gotta try mierda, she feels like a carry I'd play but I never gave her the chance. Maybe now is the time
I just lost 3 games in a row but ended the night winning a 60 minute hard fought comeback that made it all worth it.
>>553304112go for it seems like its pretty great
i picked tinker today and won, definitely didn't push the shield button enough but march and high ground sure was a combo that let our specter get his shit together for 60 minutes
>>553304278I'm gonna watch some replays tomorrow and pick her, let's see what the mexican lady is all about
>>553298232When I do my Overwatch reviews, I get depressed knowing that there are thousands of people out there puling the same godawful griefing shit over and over again. I thought my 12k games were bad but the shit I see in those replays makes me appreciate the bs system, even if it's not perfect.
>>553276894>likes fat chicks>is loud >frequently loses his temper>listens to rap musicmason is... black?
>>553305109KEKTo be fair, he IS italian... Not that far I guess
>>553276894what a disgusting whore, this should be someones mother not some street rat.
why is denying heroes a thing remove this shit immediately what the fuck
denying is kino they should add it back to techies and pudge
>>553305232dont get me wrong she has a fuck ton of makeup on but if she was offering that pus to you are you really turning it down
>>553305921I turn it down everyday, utterly pointless to bed some random woman let alone one with zero prospects and likely to make having offspring be a nightmare rather than a blessing. seek god faggot
>>553305921yes
>>553276894>>553305921He's playing League with her, that boy really be simpin' hard watafak
>your position 5 pudge starts the game with 0 tangos and 0 mana the game went just as you would assume, how do these people make it to divine I don't get it. like how the fuck can you be like top 10% of the players and think starting the lane without regen is an viable thing to do?
if i hit 10k mmr and then switch to league can i pull a big breasted e-thot tooeither way proud of u mason u're giving all of us hope
>>553306465the moment they added individual couriers
>>553306540have no fear the first courier brought over part for regen boots.
>>553306492>ethot saves incel from commiting sudoku thanks to russian dota players draining his sanitykino
>>553306465i reasoned out the way this playstyle works back when i still played rank>grief lane, preferably the offlane because the offlaner is used to it and less likely to give up entirely>consequently the early-midgame is a total stomp in favor of the enemy>the enemy team will be thinking they have already won, and will push up into your base without taking roshan or doing any other chores>hook someone while hg>get 10 gazillion comeback gold and xp>enemy gets more frustrated and cocky, probably wipes and loses objectives for it>repeat 5x times and win gamei dont think they actually do it intentionally but these pudge mains get much higher in mmr than they should by playing the game essentially "wrong" but also very right due to how badly the game is designed
high skill gaming, truly
what makes them think the current warding metagame is ok, they keep making it worse.
>>553306362Lol you miss every shot you dont take shooters shootlets be real here who is watching her for the gameplay
>>553307453I played with a centaur that bought blade mail into 3 hearts earlier today. He still died in 4 seconds because he had no armor/MR.
>>553309126well unfortunately this nigger isnt dying even though he lost lane like who gives a fuck right just buy bracers and crimson
my teram is refusing to buy dusts and sentrys so the enemy just walks away time after timeinstead they're dropping mantles into my inventory that is full and cannot carry dusts
>>553309521>teramwat
>>553309521that's gotta be a shitpool game
>>553276894how the hell did you found him?
>>553309703never underestimate people's autism
a glimmercape is all you need to win games against russian whores
what is it with these fucking lvl 1 account brood players
>>553310123probably a booster/account seller/smurfplease understand saar, 20 dollars is a lot of money in their country
>>553310357no they're fucking terrible, they're literally griefing gamesthey play like bots and i estimate they win at most 50% of their games
>>553307530Nah man he's just trying to be friends with her for sure
lmao what a beta loser, does he think that she gives a shit that he plays with her? all that woman wants is money, not attention, that's why mason will never loses his virginity, he's too dense to understand women, that's what being a weeb for 30 years does to you
>>553310671to be fair she might be willing to fuck him for money, i wouldn't doubt ityou gotta cheer for a 40 year old virgin
>>553310671Lol he is playing the long game
why is halberd built out of vanguard now?why doesnt it disarm ranged heroes for five seconds anymore?
damn it happened!!! i got carried in a game i was supposed to lose!!!!WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
i went 22-1 as marci mid and my razor started typing stuff like "wow marci is clapping y'all's cheeks" to the enemy team
>>553055619Is there an easier way to get into this game, I feel generally useless and I dont wanna keep being a burden to my team.
dota ranked feels so trash compared to any other gamethere's no fucking climb unless you're actively winning 75% games
>>553314037just have fun and don't feed, it's not your burden to win the games if you're new
>>553314037i've been practicing against HyperAI Fretbots for the past 150 hours. these bots are really good at bullying you so you will need to git gud if you wanna buy a single item lololol.its not because i still need practice its because playing with real people is hard for me due to my crippling anxietywhen i actually work up the courage to play against real people it goes *okay*
>>553314254just start playing with people right now, you'll always find an excuse to keep playing with bots if you don't push yourself
>>553314119can you give any tips on laning as support abaddon? I feel too passive with him and not sure what items would be best for exchanging hits in lane.
>>553314368this game is not simply, I can't give you easy answers, this video is general enough to helphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po_NRow5Aus
>>553314492thanks I'll try and do what I can with this then.
my leshrac has mana facet agianst huiskarjust end me
>>553314492>this is 4k mmrWut? Well, good to know literally nothing changes k after k after k. Except, maybe, one's ability to last hit creeps.
>>553305761because nothing is funnier than denying a teammate running from an enemy qop/venoeven if they might survive it's better safe than sorry
>>553314345I actually did play one earlier it was funneed another week or so to work up the courage for more
I assume people in 2k+ communicate more, right?
>>553315089lol
>>553314940okay but the denying heroes mechanic only applies to like three heroes, five if you count the two that can kill themselves, there are many heroes with long ass DoTs who cannot be denied, should we make all DoTs denyable?
>>553315135yes cos idk if it's hon-brain but more dots should be deniable and i'm not sure if more were in dotawouldn't happen because of the grief potential though
>>553315106Oh, well then. Do they build less Radiances, because they're less retarded?I just fed a Mars and CM to my Sniper 6 times, before 10min., because they really wanted to block my small camp.
>>553315089talk about what? i just ping to get teammates attention
>>553315296Well, 1k players are just uncoordinated about what they should be doing, which results in solo deaths on the enemy's side of the river, or just not pushing towers after an opponent is down four heroes. This game sense improves, right?
queue us east/west very high skill unranked rn i need to practice tinker
>>553315382i thought so until i saw larl do shit like tornado the enemy team when they're being right clicked and miss easy catas idk
>>553315421i thought dotabuff removed skill bracket for unranked
uncouncious incompetence - not knowing what to do and not knowing you're bad - 0~3k mmrcouncious incompetence not knowing what to do and knowing you're bad - 3~4k mmrcouncious competence knowing what to do and knowing you're bad - 5~8k mmruncouncious competence knowing what to do and doing it without having to think too much - 9k+
>>553316205Are you going somewhere with this
>Totally fuck up mid, just get completely dumpstered, 100% my fault doing retarded shit>pos 1 tilts at the pos 4 randomly and totally escape their ire as they flame each other
>>553316696just a guideline
I'll fix ituncouncious incompetence - not knowing what to do and not knowing you're bad - 0~3k mmrcouncious incompetence - knowing what to do and knowing you're bad - 3~4k mmrcouncious competence - knowing what to do and struggling to do it - 5~8k mmruncouncious competence - knowing what to do and doing it effortlessly - 9k+
>our 7k HP pudge gets omnislashed by a jugg>he walks back into our team with jugg omnislashing>jumps onto me and other support>pudge walks away>we both die>pudge then dies because he is now alone>lose game before respawngood one pudge
>>553318713certified pudge gaming moment
>>553314368watching the video now >>553314492 it's actually probably too advanced for you, I'll see if I can find something more basic
There are some very broken people playing this game.
>>553314368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SiAhCODaCMthis one should be more helpful
what are these enchants im tinker fuck off
>>553320119when t4 and t5 gpm enchantments
the only good thing about NA dota in 2026 is the extreme hilarity of watching spics and slavs interact
https://voca.ro/1eH90Zzgetdx I have most kind of fart in one fart.
useast players are dogshit
phylactery sven
phylactery needs to get nerfed not because it's strong but because the people who buy it are always dogshit
>>553322724Retards keep buying meta items after they're nerfed so this will just make them even more useless.
>have to first pick>get 5 man countered>my teammates pick what they were going to pick anyway (horrific 0 impact heroes without stun buttons)>lose a 60 minute game
>low priority queue>forced to play single draft>guy intentionally feeding and hoarding our wardswhy man
>>553324768why is the mental hospital full of mental patients?
>>553325257>>553325257>>553325257Marci
