Previous: >>553047921>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
ace on my face
Something something eclipse
+675k fans to finish the day on AND steamy solidarity again fo today :3 not going to bed before I do my practise races w/ club, clean up my veteran umas a bit
>>553064143How do you get Long Finals? Any particular races to run?
so close
>>553064143That's Narita Brian, not Eclipse.
>>553064181Do more long races
>>553064178i have a lot of medium slop to glue
my Uma global songs tier list
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>>553064042Whoa, that guy really likes Gentildonna.
>>553064274I would but then I'd just lose to Riko at the end because her team's stats were simply higher than mine which could've been avoided if I just simply trained instead of entering an optional race
>>553064143ecwipse feirst, the lest nowhere
>>553064371>don't like BlazeOpinion discarded
>>553064423quite the hands on that massage
>>553064398What guy doesn’t like Gentildonna?
>>553064185If she doesn't get a new costume like Oguri I'm gonna start a riot.
What do they call her Tamamo Cross?
>>553064440i loved her story when she changed clothes and sang blaze
>>553064185I was just gonna post how bummed I am at the realization not gonna be able to run Tam in Sag. Fuckin blows. Yes, you could roll for her like right on round 1 or the day before, but you will be wasting up to 7500 carats of free rolls. Supposedly the free rolls wont start until the end of the banner. Even if cyjew were to be nice to us and do it at the beginning of the banner, you'd still have to waste carats if you want to user her for anything but finals. LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cute Golshi photoboming the intro movie for a single frame
>>553064469cuck
We were supposes to climb to rank 100...i fucking hate botters for making it an impossible task.
>>553064574duck
I wish I could impregnate Fujimasa.
>>553064371This guy has never listened to Go This Way and it shows.
>>553064371a little prayer deserves to be in peak
we're getting free rolls? where is the proof?
>>553064440desu blaze and tickezo song at the bottom because i haven't done their main story yet so i haven't listened to them
Uhhh what did Rudolf mean by this???
>>553064602Cygames clearly doesn't give a shit about botters so expect top 100 to stay out of reach forever.
>>553064606basedboy cuck
>>553064602
Please post long cm deck with stats. Thank you anons.
i want to fuck umamusume
>>553064371Nothing beats Blaze.
>>553064606euck
>>553064557I have separate budget for Tama so I don't care about anything else.Just hope the ritual mats come before her banner.
>>553059364>>553059432forgot pic, oops
>>>553064295I have no clue what the fuck you're on about I'm talking about people posting porn, especially stealth porn.
First Brian S!! I just wish she popped my S cherry instead of Taiki Shuttle...
based! another king halo player!
>>553064678a human can never beat an umanko
>>553063503What do you mean TT? She has too many gold skills?
>>553064602Bricked was never anytime close to Top 100?
>>553064398That Gentildonna artist is a girl actually
>>553064817There's dozens of us!
>>553064816sasuga sluttle
>King Gaylo
>>553064761Yeah but anon even if you are willing to swipe to spark her - its still stupid to do it before the 50 free rolls are over. That's literally sweeping all of CM 100% WR and winning finals. LESS actually. That's why its such a bummer - there's no way to justify it unless you're just that impulsive and like to waste $ Basically this is the first time accelerated has pissed me off. Really wanted to run tam in sag. Dono when we'll be able to run her next
>>553064816congrats
>>553064557i just have enough for a spark after paypigging hoping you get her early or cygays accelerates when we get free pulls
When free roll?
>>553064985I'll go for a dupe then. Nothing's wasted.
>>553064538christmas or cingray? it’d be nice to have matching anime alts like how teio and mackween do
the power of ass beats all of these jobbers and retard
Who the fuck is Ogurin?
>>553065228CG. >teio and mackweenExactly what I thought, that would be great. At least we have another costume for now to look forward too in not too distant future.
>>553065309grass will never be a yamato nadeshiko
>>553065029She’s big…
i want ayabe god i love non meta umamusume
>>553065363you dont play this game
>>553064371put winning the soul in peak and its perfect
How is this Ryan for CM8?
>>553065363this guy
>>553065697that's not Ogurin, that's Oguri Cap
>>553065830How is the poster girl for wit so dumb?
>transfer over 80 umas (old borrow parents and old TTs membs, dupes/farmed) >spend ALL that SP >5 levels on an R card to lvl 38
>>553065936
is that /uma/club fan quota of 40m PER DAY? thats nuts
>>553065298i want mare milk....
Thoughts on MaruCreek?
>>553066128Nobody wants to see that
>>553064371>never looking back that low
>>553065298
>>553066236I'm nobody
The amount of slop I see in these threads reminds me so much of /nikg/ even though the amount of legit fanart for uma is astronomically higher
This run was pathetic and disgustingI don't think I'll be able to have an Ace Dober ready
>>553066106per hourYou are kicked the day you miss the daily 960m fan ceiling
>Go This Way>So I~ku shika naaai>Yume wa zettai a~kiramenai
>>553066205Maru is a very silly girl.
>>553066405the long aptitude should be the hard part not the stats
how come my newest vodka wins against people in room match but eats shit every TTs game? even against B3. she is an A+
>>553066650people more like subhumans
I got something long for Dober
GLOWIES EVERYWHERE I think she might be the silliest uma.
>>553066717pretty rude
>>553066650watch the races and find out?
CB
>>553066205i like her car
Taking a break from CM grinding. Who should I play tonight?
Only subhumans here are Top Gun fags
>>553066759you dont play this game
>>553066841Digitan.
>>553066841Kawakami princess
>>553066650TT has fodder umas to fuck you over with
>>553066826Maruzensky says you can fuck her but you have to do it in the Lambo.
>>553066841>this is what the "the only thing to do in this game is PVP" mentality gets you
>>553066950imagine if a guy was like this but no shes a girl so its hot
>oguri likes sex more than she likes eatingUmazing.
>>553066887I’d never play games with Dober’s heart
>>553066841FORTUNE-TELLING! TELLING! TELL ME! TELL ME!
>>55306700490% of what girls think about is sex and food
>>553066894>>553066907I'll do one run of each
>>553067004umas need their protein too you know
actually I think transferring those 10 oguri caps from farming fans was probably a mistake and most of them had A or S tier long
*commits domestic abuse*
>>553067246If you're farming fans right, they wouldn't have had good skills.
>decide to fap before doing some errands>haven't been getting much sleep this week>end up basically napping for 3 hours after finishing>night wasted and have to go to to bed in order to wake up on timeUmamusume
>>553066990neither of these characters would ever act like this
>>553067296I dont even buy skills until after sometimes hydrate, down from gourmand, but not even every run now. then I just buy whatever to roll the parent with its 2+ k skill points if it gets a 3* (I got at least THREE oguris with 9 white sparks on itself today!)
I gained 4.9988m fans today, I think because I did 2 haru runs and overcompensated for the 100k each on those. but I dont think I spent to do 10 runs, so I maybe averaged 400k fans per run today, including my 3 borrow runs. so im pretty happy with 400k fans a run
The second gate will soon open.IT will emerge.From the WARNING GATE.
Nyo,....Dober please......
>>553067671you dont play this game and should fuck off instead of posting AI slop
>>553067631evil horse
>>553067671i really fucking hate the way a machine "thinks"
The Turf Queens have been eliminated.
>>553067671grok no, bad ai
>>553067758>not showing tamamo’s racenooooooticing
>>553067674>screenshot got vaporizedThanks firefoxI installed brave to make the switch earlier but forgot I'm going to do that now
>>553067671please never post this utter dogshit ever again
get cancer and die
FineMo is sexo
Will they ever go full circle and add Golsillius as a boss in umamusume?
>>553067730This isn't xitter. You don't have to virtue signal about AI LE BAD here.
>>553067808Tamamo couldn’t afford to fit in the screenshot.
>>553067730>>553067827She'll chomp the most badly triggered first. Heed her cry.
>>553067747That's not Tama
Poor Tamamo>poor>short>flat>ugly >kansai accent >the loser rivalJust a pathetic existence
ㅎ^ㅎ snik snik
>>553068039She'll be okay after she gives birth to our progenitor
>>553068039>smol penis
>>553067983There's a button in your skull that reaches deep into your brain and everyone gets to push it freely to make you respond as they like.
getting uppity...
>>553068039nyooooot listening to homosexuals
>>553067671The one time I need a jannie to clean this garbage.
le master manipulator epic boner freak fighting global wasin his head - didnt servein afghanistan, or russia! LOL>>553068094you follow people around the internet like a dysgenic freak and your life is literally worthless. your entire existence is politics and shitter, AI, and a global war happening in your mind. you should kill yourself. your whole life is dedicated to following me around and im the manipulated one; youre just wasting your life. last reply to you on your terms, until I decide to come interact with you(r worthless life) - you dont play the game and you should fuck off >>553068149samefag
>>553068039>poori will take care of her>shorteasy to hug>>flatpetite>ugly cute>kansai accent the best part>the loser rivalshe won more against obuhi fat than the other way round
>schizo hours
>>553067306i like them
>>553068258Agnes would say this
>>553068039this is a psyop so I don't pull for her, you're not getting me
The “you don’t play the game” schizo sucks. Give us a funnier schizo
>>553068181samefaggot nigger
>>553068295For real. Does it always get this bad late at night? I don't usually read around now.
Is Levelheaded good for end XOguri? Does it proc reliably on early-mid race
>>553068258give us some credit anon, it's not just him, there's a whole gang of us following you around
>>553068295Honestly, it's more like that anon talks like an AI. Someone is testing their thread bot here.
>>553068295They came too soonMaybe it's time to leave this general and this game once and for all
>>553068391No, someone forgot to take their meds tonight
>>553068391Pretty close, yes. I think this might be a new low within my own experience of the threads, but not by much.
>>553067873True
>>553068383gaslighting samefaggot nigger, gaslight 2 of the day (thinks it works because he lives in his own mind)didnt serve in afghanistan or russia LOL. your life is made up LOLOL HAHAHA>>553068447samefaggot nigger ?>>553068467samefaggot, or >>553068470? >>553068470
Fine Motion hours?
Mejiro Dober nursing handjob with a disgusted glare looking at you the entire time
>>553068391usually people just post porn and have melties over seatubers
>>553068381I want to buy opulant things for tamamo just to see her squirm at the price tag
Hey guys, can we all agree to buy Sympathy for our aces? If enough of us buy it, it’ll actually activate, and unlike Lone Wolf, it’ll actually catch the normalfags off-guard and might nab us the win. Just a thought; I’d kinda like Sympathy to be useful for once, haha…
in case any of you are still up so late, here is a reminder to shower before going to bed
>>553068578Sure
While the schizo is here I wanna say that the IQ test captcha does in fact get harder if you switch browsers or somethingLittle brain tickling at first but it's easy shit
he's right. I haven't done a career in over a month.
>>553068639>GolshitNo. I'm not buying a skill to potentially help a reddit uma.
>>553068649Dude Shinko Windy isn't real. She's not actually gonna come chomp you. Please keep your next psychiatry appointment. If they give you a prescription, please follow it.
No bully
12 races. thats all the club uma practise races done and as much replies as you will get reminder that your life is literally worthless. you follow me around because you have no life. this is the highlight of another shitty day in your fucked up gay retarded ngiger life >>553068704gaslight 3 hes so fucking retarded >>553068740anonymous imageboard. there will of course be strays
>>553068578she's very cutei'll pull for her wedding alt since january's banner schedule is too stacked
>>553068578Gonna summon her
>Chiyono, VBourbon, and Ayabe all releasing in FebruaryI'm not ready
STOP GIVING (You)S TO THE SCHIZONIGGER
last reply and a dent in the bullshit that he does. you WILL see it from my perspective, and be aware, and know that this faggot doesnt even play the game and is only here because I am (because hes a faggot) >>553068704>>553068771samefag nigger
>>553068801>Irish royalty caring about le sugooooiiiiiii grorious nippon noodles stretched over 1000 timesCringiest uma gimmick
>>553068791I'm probably going to do that as wellI only have like 7k carats free, it's not boding well
>>553068772It's over...
Am I crazy for using my 30k carats on Fine Motion? I’ve wanted her for so long even though there’s so many good things coming out…
if you dont stop, im just not going to be your friend
>>553068791>january's banner schedule is too stackedIt's not fair. I want to pull for Opera but also the fuku banner, the all spark... jesus christ there better be some gibs in the next two weeks
>>553069007What would happen if I touched her tummy?
>>553069030The CMs are pure gambling so just pull for who you want.
>>553068889I didn't do anything and he (You)ed me twice out of the blue lol
>rolling for who you like is now considered being crazy
I have been playing since launch and I still only have 1 9* stam. it's on normal maruzensky though
>>553069115The human brain is a very strange thing
>>553068094theres a niggerfaggot on the internet and he bites my ankles wherever he goes and its annoying how important he thinks he is
>>553069030nyooshipulling is based
>>553069030FM is actually one of the best mile umas for a long while, and her alt is even better. just not many people rolled for her when she came out because of the unfortunate scheduling
>>553069028>childWho’s gonna tell him?
AROUND MARES...
>>553069150You pulled for XOguri because you like her? Nobody's going to believe that.
>>553069227You obviously can’t handle posting on an image board where everyone is anonymous. Maybe discord would be more your speed?
>>553069246Cygames fixed that
>>553069097Do it.
We're all rolling for wedding CurrenFM will be a side effect
Want Fine Motion and Grass Wonder to take turns suffocating me with their fat asses
>>553069325gaslight
>>553069175I have multiple 3* power 6* stam and 9* speed parents but no 9* power or 9* stam parents.
>all these Fine Motion fagsYou guys aren’t ACTUALLY pulling for le non-binary Uma, are you? You don’t wanna know what’s down there
>>553069401I will do daily pulls on her banner but nothing more.
>>553069461OI
>>553069468I will suckle on whatever is down there like a freshly birthed calf, don’t test me.
>>553069317Ackchyually Dober and Opera's new year alt are the real /uma/ certified meta, thus making xOguri a sovl pull
>>553069461
Stop posting porn
>>553069312>page format is right-to-left>page order is left-to-right
>>553069312just give up
>>553069346
>>553069635are there more of these vieos
>>553068039>poornot a spoiled snotty bitch. Marrying me is marrying up. I'm a fucking prospect. hell yeah.>shortthis is the best. literally nothing better than size difference. Gender dimorphism exists in all species. Generally, the more pronounced the differences, the better. That's why a short woman with huge tits and wide hips is the best.>flatunfortunate, but a real man loves all breasts from mountains to mosquito bites. I've seen her CinGray design. She has enough to play with.>uglynah she's fine. if anything that long white hair is quite pretty.>kansaithis is a positive. idiosyncrasies are charming.>the loser rival>>>gameplayfaggotrywho you root for should come from the heart not the stat sheet. I can't believe you still haven't figured this out.
>>553069468speCHUD would say this
>>553069682don't do that
>>553069468whats down there is female bits just like the real life one anon.what was wrong was some of the internals (which the three goddesses undoubtably fixed when porting her soul over... unless they are assholes)
>>553069584I pulled for Dober because I want to use her as a parent for Kawakami (and also Fuji if I make her into a late surger).
>>553069461Norn is so lucky...
>>553068698damn that outfit is perfect on her. I might end up using selector or all spark on her depending how things pan out. May just have to wait for wedding one though as her base kit seems kinda booty.Wish we had a cluie what gibs are comin up, supposedly 50 on tam/fuku, but theres been rumors a long time theres 100 on the all spark, and so on
>>553069461TOO BIG
>Chinese takeout shops exist in halflife2 chinkbros...
>>553069461W-why is she showing her breasts to me!?
>>553069792You’re forgetting the localizers, anon
>>553069697it's unironically shitthis is the only good part>show me anywayI don't have it with me
>>553069605Sorry finemo... but for me its the security team captain
>>553069468Who should I pull for then, spechud
>>553064371>blazeletNgmi
>>553069468Fine Motion is my tranny wife and I love her.
>>553069461>See Kitahara, mine are as big as Belno's
>>553069468There's definitely an influx of twitterfags here which is why suddenly everyone likes the tranny uma.
>>553069889I mean for other characters but I see
>>553068391America is starting to go to sleepRussia is waking upSEA and the pacific are getting out of school / off work.
>>553069860Oguri’s pretty chill. She’ll show you her tits if you’re having a bad day cause she knows they’ll make you happy.
>>553069862what?
>>553069805>not pulling out of loveI'm afraid you're being diagnosed as a metafag
>>553069902what did she mean by thathow is she going to eat rudolf
>>553064602But /uma/club is rank 30 and has no botters.
>>553069243I think she might only become good with the evolved skills, her base kit is pretty lackluster. Her og ult is like a worst Ramp up. Unless there's a track that heavily benefits from descent, then she might be a meta uma that cm, maybe.
>>553069951I didn’t care about Fine Motion until you had a problem with Fine Motion. Now I love Fine Motion.
>>553070028https://archiveofourown.org/works/75842046
Cooldown or maestro for the next CM?
>>553070035just a loser making cope excuses oguribro
do we seriously not get christmas gibs
>>553069969that new Dober webm is probably from the same makerand there is that Chiyono webm too
>>553070012You really think the guys that erased Christmas from the game would pass up on including IRL-supported LGBTQIA2+ representation?
>>553070129You need NSM, so Maestro.
>>553069631technically safe
>>553069697i can make more but ill only make it for my oshi
>>553070203>jpg image of a .webmits ok if you didnt want to convert it. I dont like that horse
>>553070021You can't do this to me. I started soulful CM teams... YOU KNOW HOW MANY PLATS I SACRIFICED?!
>>553070214i dont think about them at all
>>553070274Duh, anon, that’s how propaganda works. It works best when you don’t know it’s there.
>>553070324an orangutan learned to do this once
>>553070214I don't know if they'll be able to shoe in something so heinous from just translations They'd have to make quite a few stretches
>>553066405Way better but still not good enoughIs pow Marvelous and Pow Rice a good combo? Might borrow Rice and drop SC
>>553070269Let's see your best off-meta ace then
>>553070358dont know whats where?
>>553070269its okay to pull meta if it's to give your non-meta oshi a fighting chance at the win.
>>553069951genuinely, do it. The Emperor wills it.
I like Fine Motion because she has a really pretty design. Her face is super cute. I like the white tip on her hair. And more than anything, her legs are to die for.
fine motion wit card is insane op and I will be rolling for it hopefully getting my first biko pegasus secretly
>>553070602Genuinely what makes her card broken?
>>553070254nahMackween image is just a parody of Teio webm. there is no video
>>553070657those +30 wit trainings while you rest up
i'm obsessed with that noise marvelous sunday makes whenever i open the event missions
>>553070214>this mindbrokenyou stupid antiwoke faggots shit up everywhere and have seriously become more insufferable than SJWs, its crazy. You fucking mongoloids have ruined people caring
>>553070732theyre more than that with the trannies they hate too, desu. they probably want you to love trannies, at least when compared to them. reverse psychology
>...advised citizens to quote "tighten their belts" in response to the looming potato shortage.>In other news, the prince consort has been seen with extensive bandages to his face.>The 2X year-old attended a fundraising gala this Monday, just two days after coming back from Japan. The prince makes regular trips to his home country with the princess Fine, and this incident comes amidst rumors of domestic abuse in their household. Neither the prince or the princess have offered any comment as to the source of his injuries.
>>553064602i just checked and it’s the same as it’s been for months bro. Top 30 is what’s being locked out by bots. I’m not sure if /Uma/ Club is going to make it to S+ this month (it doesn’t help that 3 members are falling behind and not responding in chat but still).Top 100 is still 60-65m per member as normal for now
What banner is the JP first anniversary linked to?>>553070505Cute
I do not care about fake princess
all umamusume are queens
I love Fine MotionI am in love with Fine Motion Helplessly in love with Fine Motion The air I breathe is Fine Motion My world is Fine Motion Fine Motion is love Fine Motion is life
hahaha yees...YEEES... the japs are waking up. there was a guy on Twitter who apparently does it all day every day but nevermind that, seething about the christmas thing. the people are waking up... times changing...
>>553071000Real trainer talk right there
>>553071000Why are her tits out?
>>553070949FineMo is the real princess of my heart
>>553071073>implying tama has tits
>>553064408What ever type of race you did the most determines the URA races.Chooses the shorter distance on ties
>>553070402Here are all my highest-placing CM aces. I ran Gold Ship in Taurus as well so I was a metaslave for the first two CMs but then after that I ran the umas I liked. I'm not a metaslave any more, I promise!
Both our /uma/ S rank clubs burn through members every month while the A+ and below have had mostly unchanged members for the past two months nowReally makes you think
We love cute & valid tgirls like FineMo here.
Oyasumi, /uma/. Love that Fiiiine Motion.
>>553071181desu maybe look at enforcing daily quotas monthly. that way, people can have weeks off
>>553071212But she isnt a female trainer?
>>553070819honestly i tend to assume most trolls/unironic seethers about X (lgbtbbQw/e) are closeted something. Their obsessions make no sense otherwise. I despise forced shit and agendas but know what i do? not spend my time thinking about it or posting on <insert forum>
>first summer no speed rainbows with 4 speed cards>second summer no speed rainbows again
Stop pretending like it wouldn’t be hot if FiMo had a tiny little penis down there. She’d be ashamed of it but would still let you touch it and would make such cute noises while you rub it and her O face would be so sexy as you make her cum
>>553071304o they dont play the game. they are here literally just to do that everywhere they go (mostly on this site) they talk about the same thing. imagine that
https://youtu.be/m4YhDPgUuAs
are we getting raided?
>>553071406Hi Ai chan I love you!
>>553071245goodnight finebro
>>553071412If one shitposter counts as a raid sure
>>553071162Impressive, especially the last few aces. You may retain your sovl loicense this time.
>>553064042Some son of a bitch made Urara for the sprint CM
>>553071470t. xitterfag
>>553071304>if you don't like spiders it means you want to fuck spidersNice logic tardo
>>553071181i might get kicked from dash for <30m. boo quotas!
next thread will be better
>>553071497?
>>553071489It was all worth it.
Dober close your legs, it stinks
>>553069941Oguri would say this
Is parent inbreeding bad?Say I have a 3*spd 3*long fuku (and some other long parent) which is used to make two parents, and then I use those two parents to make an ace fuku
samefag>>553071470>>553071513
>>553071406this but instead of almond eye it's my danchou
>>553071584
>>553071591Yes
>>553071604Bot
>my CM7 experience
>>553071591yes, because apparently the horse cant inherit stats from itself, even though I have seen it work, the affinity is definitely lower (its actually 0) thats why im using my king halo on vodka with borrows, and on the next horse, so that the grandparent (and parent) isnt oguri cap on my oguri cap). maybe the grandparent being the same would be okay - or maybe the parent, with a good grandparent would
>>553071573>deleted
>>553071591it tanks affinity valueyou give up like 10-40 points by doing this
>>553071684Smooch
If you make Dober cry I will come find you and kill you with the combined rage of Liam Neeson, John Wick, and the Terminator
3 borrows a day isn't enough
Pulling Dober's tail
>>553071889I know, I need to borrow your wife more than that
>>553071889get good
>>553071181umaoo burned through anons by increasing their quota over and over/uma/club has been as stable as any other club, flatliners will flatline at every rank>>553071280don’t know about umao but /uma/club has never had a daily quota
>>553071513what a horrible analogy you retard. The equivalent would be if you posted in every discussion forum with some spider relation, ranted on twitter and/or plebbit how horrible spiders are and they should be removed and blah blah blahYou fuckin retards saw the pendulum swing away from le social justice but just went full retard in the opposite direction literally inventing shit to seethe about or twist the tiniest subjective shit into meltdowns. Happens in basically every steam forum.
>>553071889We got 5 before and that was too much...
>>553071935Kingu’s massively underrated tits
king haluono sexo
Dober is mineI can do whatever I want with her
>>553071847Dober is ugly and her feet stink
>>553071720>>553071762>>553071825Thanks anons...This unfortunately may mean I screwed myself over in making a good fuku ace anytime soon
Dober is probably the least likely uma to have a stinky pussy
>>553071889I don't know, losing my shit because the RNG keeps fucking me over three runs in a row is pretty shitty, I don't think I could stand five in a row (I swear doing careers for Long CM is always cursed, Murphy's Law gets a boost or something)
>>553071935this king's proportions are off.
>>553071765That’s where mods draw the line?
>>553072096Use those parents as grandparents instead. Recycling is good for the planet
NPCs...
>>553072158least retarded SJW
>>553072097My bet is on Taiki, desu.
>>553072132Her casual outfit is so sexy
>>553072117I have shit luck with long CMs as well, its so infuriating
>>553072197What?
https://x.com/i/status/2008894497141493867
Do ends need more wit or power? For reference I'm planning to build Gold Ship and Tamamo.
>>553072097She is into aromatherapy, it probably smells strongly, but of something good.
>>553072168stats?
>>553072132Yea Dober that makes your ass look fst
i wish my club members would stop being retarded and launder med shoes we all got 3k+ they dont understand its literally free club points to always have the requests open
https://jiggie.fun/H8cxjZhttps://jiggie.fun/H8cxjZ
>>553072354But I need Long shoes
>>553072354the showtime event gave mile shoes though... I have 3000 mile (and med)
Ohayo!*requests dirt shoes*
>>553072149>allow twin turbo lewds>allow futa >allow slop if the uma looks like a boy>disapprove of big tits>dissaprove of bbc shit>disapprove of lolisI can't read them, their ways are a mystery
>>553072331Whomst?
>>553072132Why is she always mad...
>>553072314Not how it works DUMBguri
>>553072354I think I'll request dirt shoes today.
in the time I have been posting here (about fans gains) my club has gone down 200 ranks. very epic
Good ol'dirt
>>553072354my club is>your favorite color shoe between yellow, blue, or green>medium by defaultit’s nice
>>553072546My club hasn’t, skill issue
>>553072354my club banned sending every shoe except medium shoes
>>553072354>his club doesn't exclusively trade dirt shoesNumber one sign of a fake /uma/ club.
>>553072072What the fuck did you just fucking say about Dober, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Dober over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>my club banned sending every shoe except medium shoesthat makes sense makes it a ponzi scheme
>>553072460Big tits were never a problem. It's the nipples. They're controversial. They're polemic. >>553072546>club did well maintaining A rank for December >horrendously goes down 200 ranks, and seems to only get worse every day>can't even pinpoint the reasonBwo... are we in the same club...
>>553072698Sprint shoes are the best choice because they take the fewest UI actions.
>>553072771maybe if everyone did sprint shoes
Burying my face into Tachyon's panties and taking a deep whiff
Why didn't Urara get any dicks IRL? Wasn't she insanely durable for a racehorse?
Mambros are lazy enough to not select a different shoe to request over what's selected as default (sprint)
>>553072484The RBF is the best part
Bros... JP already confirmed EOS... it's joever...
durable, for a horse t. doesnt play the game
>>553072828McQueen praying for a big girthy one tonight
>>553072820>breeding your racehorse horse with one that never won...
>>553072798Well yeah it works fine as long as everybody requests the same kind of shoe roughly the same number of times per day every day.
Daring Tact the bear slayer is the strongest of all uma
>>553072868>all those dotswhat the fuck is going on in JP??
>>553072868All of the dots made me remember all of those paid FGO banners
>>553072892Yes, a massive parfait down her greedy piggy mouth!
McQueen? More like McSizequeen. If you’re less than 7 inches and not as round as a soda can she’s laughing at you
>>553073050cringe
>>553068675succubus
>>553072976>>553073028Yeah on a new account it's uh... 10 paid guaranteed SSR banners. All individual.$200 of pulls...
>>553073041McFatty lol
fat fuck
I'm gonna spark each one of them and nobody can stop me
>massive viking>British navy esque outfitwho made this character?
Fat and flat is the best combination
>>553073186She's just skin and bones. She needs lessons from the Professor of Curvature.
>>553073186She had a bit too much to eat during New Years...
Air Shakur is good actuallyShe gives spurt
>>553073281
Only top earners are allowed to request Dirt Shoes
Analyzing the type of person you are based on the shoes you request regularly:>SprintAbsolute gigabased, most likely has a chiseled jawline. Do not fuck with this guy, he's here to play the game. None of that chat and drama bullshit. He wants to get out of the Club screen ASAP.>DirtThis guy spends like a couple of minutes in the club before going out. Probably checking chat history, ranking, the member's fans, how many members there are in your club. This guy is your annoying neighbour gossipy karen that wants something to happen, can't play the game without alt tabbing to this thread or some fucking chat app.>MediumAbsolute angel. People with beautiful souls who are at the top of St. Peter's list.>Long>MileYou don't exist.
>>553073319Special Fat...
>see cute girl>/pol/ brainrot retards can't get trannies out of their mindwe need to start executing these "people"
>>553073332Mmm... Perfect
>>553073398> >>553073050
This is the ideal uma body. You might not like it, but this is what peak form looks like.
>>553073281this anon knows what's up>>553073332exquisite
>have Dober and X.Oguriwait who do I paypiggy now???? D:
>>553068675haven't taken a bath in 3 days so no way
>>553073226Fullmetal Alchemist ahh fit
>>553073491
>he paid for DoberPathetic. Real Doberkings got her on their first roll
>>553068675I did but I'm too sleepy to dry my hair it's going to look like a mess tomorrow bye /uma/ please don't fight I don't like it
>>553073398>noooo you can't make fun of a literal nonbinary (tranny) character otherwise it'll feel like a personal attack on meLmao
>>553073490Seiun if you don't plan on pulling Vourbon banner
oyakodon
>>553073598Thought this was Teio at first but this is actually cute
>>553073690Manhattan Cafe? I'm sure they've got some.
>>553073225there's a reason we say you can't buy wits
>>553073690imagine the smell
This game's pretty empty if you don't care about winning cm.
Daring Tact is very pretty
poltards are such cancer, bros
>>553073623This is deranged, just eating the pumpkins themselves
Why’d they give a rando like Dantsu Flame a top 3 design in the entire franchise?
next bread will be butter
>>553073707>literal nonbinary (tranny) characteruh... who?
>>553073371but i choose a dif shoe each time
>>553073824>buy a horse>feed it>train it>care for it>spend time and money on it so he's the strongest and fastest horse in the world>you never race>you just train it until it diesNo shit a game about races would be empty without races
>>553073528will you have time when you wake up?>>553073623sleep well, anon>>553073145desu
>>553073862Why?
>>553073824but why would you not caring about winning in a horse racing game?
>>553073862Did you expect anything different from the secret fat fuck Rice Shower?
How does this image make you feel /uma/?
>>553073890because she likes cheese
>>553073973Erect
>>553073973a bit hungry actuallyi should make something to eat...
>>553073973my dick has never been as hard as it is right now
>>553073824Winning races is the essence of Uma Musume as a whole so no shit?
>>553073973Trauma from Maya and Rice's careers and dread from what Sweep's going to be like
>>553073724
>SR Card has Straightaway Spurt>She doesn't even have a secret event in her career to get itWould it be the worst thing if she had it in her toolkit or some event to get it? I don't want to have to borrow SSR Sweep just to get it.
>>553073926Either you're a quirk chungus or the list does not apply to you. I guess the same goes for mile and long requesters.
>>553073826Daring Wife
>>553074107I should get back to making more of these lewd requests
>>553071304>I don’t like both sides of politics, but I only complain about the one time the right complains and not the twenty times the left complains!I tried “just ignore them and they’ll go away”, anon. And you know what happened? Senran Kagura got cancelled.Dead or Alive got cancelled.Many, many, MANY gachas were censored, both visually and in their dialog.Gacha as a culture became so normified and watered down that even a basic bitch bare tummy in Genshin gets called “goonerbait” by Puritan-ass normalfaggots.Then, I voted, for the first time, for Trump. And you know what happened?Woke games started flopping en masse. So much that “GWGB” became a mainstream meme. Whole studios get shut down. Ubisoft needed to get bought out by the CCP to stay afloat.Videogame women started becoming sexy again. Imagine shit like ZZZ or Snowbreak Containment Zone in the pandemic era of 2020. You fucking couldn’t, it could never happen.Based chudcore vidya like Space Marine 2 and Stellar Blade were released. It’s like the golden age of 7th gen consoles all over again, where masculine shooters are mainstream, and straightbros are allowed to have hot babes in their escapist media again.And all of this, ALL OF IT, happened, because I DID something, because I made my voice HEARD. Meanwhile, when I did nothing, like you’re doing now, my life was nothing but downhill.I don’t care that Trump’s a pedo. I don’t care that he’s conquering Venezuela and making CoD Ghosts a reality. I don’t care that he’s gunning down antifa members in the street. I don’t care that my chink handhelds and bootleg anime figures are $10 more expensive on Alibaba now.All I know is that under him, I can get hot anime horse girl ass in my videogames again, and if he promises to revive Senran Kagura, I’ll vote him for a third term. I know for DAMN sure that if this were a Kamala presidency, there’s no way in HELL we’d even HAVE an Uma global release.
>>553074124cy seems to enjoy screwing over umas with their own cards.
Dantsu Flame’s trainer won the uma lottery. 10/10 looks, 10/10 body, 10/10 personality, 10/10 tits, 15/10 wife material, and is 100% canonically a virgin for you
>>553074107Incest is wrong...
>>553072820They dont care about durability at all
>>553074275And she feeds you cheese for breakfast
>>553074275All umas are virgins (except Sirius who canonically got mindbroken by Big Frog Cock)
>>553074404What kind
Don't care, Agnes Tachyon wins hands down
>>553074259i have never read a more mindbroken post
>>553073973Awww sweepy
>>553074124its either sweep or golshi
>>553065309grass is a perfect yamato nadeshiko
is this good
How come there’s a genre of fanart with Rudolf getting assaulted by other umas?
>>553074259Uh... uma?
>>553074259beat this guy to death with rocks
>>553074275All umas are virgins though?
>>553074259I have never read a more truthful post
I was told girls with big boobs look bad in kimono. That was a lie.
>>553074439Whatever normal cheese you like.
>>553074619Yes, rolling King Halo is always a blessing
>>553074462>1 G1 (lmao)>less than 5 racesLiterally can't name a bigger fraud
>>553074429curren is a used up bitch toobut only if you trigger the 999 onlyfans eventwhich happens every career anyways, so yeah
>>553074524But there is a third option...
>>553074259>reading thislolno, go rant on plebbit
>>553074650But irl Dantsu Flame was retired to be a riding pony and died at 7 without ever scoring…
>>553074728>could be one of the good ones>wasted potential>makes up excuses behind her experiments>absolutely seething and crying behind closed doors but has an indifferent facade in publicNo wonder redditors love her
>>553074781what is it about this card that makes it so hated
>>553068879>>553068578>>553068515>>553067373>>553065830Sex with FineMo and FineMoposters
why is belno so erotic? she's not even barely a runner.
>>553074728Daiwa tho, he had that spark in his cum
>>553074735I love that event
>>553074728She's a winner in my heart
>>553074650
>>553074860Oyakadon with Tachyon and Scarlet (cow version)
>>553074826I just hate Air Shakur. Would rather kiss a man
>>553074259>my life was nothing but downhillGrown ass man claiming his life was going downhill because some coomer games got censored How do you not see how pathetic this is
Dantsu Flame hour?
>>553074912>he doesn't want to aggresively force himself on shakur non-consensually
>>553074650not true i'm forced to satisfy tickezo's healthy adolescent sex drive every few days or she starts crying
>>553075003Anon...
>>553074630Conquering the emperor is a fun concept
>>553074826very poor stat output
>>553073824It's a lot of content actually. Each career is like 2 hours so its a hundred hours only to read that + event, stories, etc. Grind is a bit annoying but you dont need to so that. CM are just a small bonus and a way to make piggies to pay for main content
>>553074962Cheesed to meet ya
>>553074713its funny you say that because i did this roll with my last 1500 carats after getting a new high score on a king halo career
>>553075076This is my idea of heaven
>>553075003this nigga thinks his little sissy human strength can overpower an uma.
>>553074912Anon you might have the gay
>>553074826>No Specialty Priority>Only 5% Training Effectiveness>It's selling feature is its Hint Frequency and Levels>The Hints: Pressure, Level Headed, Strategist
I wouldn't mind kissing Air Shakur but the thought alone makes me feel like I am betraying my oshiwife who will sexually assault me for having such thoughts about another umamusume
Mating press ans kissy sex with Dantsu
>>553074958>How do you not see how pathetic this isIt’s less pathetic than being an idubzzz-tier cuck who lets society control what media he is and isn’t allowed to enjoy. I fought for my passions, and if I’d lost, you’d have every right to make fun of me, but sadly for you, I won and got it all back, so go drink AIDS while you whine that the newest Lara Croft’s boobs are too big and objectifying again. Games are made for gamers again, and you cannot twist that into a negative no matter how hard you try.
>>553075049but, imagine the hate sex...
Your favorite Umamusume song now or Rice will steal first place at the next CM.
>>553071490hey, that's me!
>>553075193
i've never even thought of thinking of air shakur in a lustful way... i'm gonna go search her with -rating:general on danbooru and see what that's like.
>>553075371Small worldHoly fuck, you did win the 2nd room! Congrats
Just to make sure anons -this oguri cap is the extremely meta unit, right?
Dantsu nursing handjob
Shakur has great gapmoe potential
SOS SEND HELP
>>553075450It's either a turbometa or dogshit uma depending on who you talk to
>>553075471The potential is there
>>553075370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VJRB9aTFv8Enjoy.
>>553068675I wanna enter the shower with Laurel
>>553072337>>553072247
wow, this ace run didn't go so well but at least this will make a pretty good grandparent haha
Do I use my buhi 1st anni uma selector for Seiun or Vourbon? I already have Dober and XOguri
>>553075568>men make her sick >men make her horny No wonder she’s always angry
So is it true what they tell me that japonese umas can just rape humans and not face any consequences? Is it true that the humans here are not armed with guns or any other basic means to defend themselves? What are you supoosed to do if someone tries to rob you? Just let it happen? So you're saying I can just rape a human and because of some polite jap culture thing where it is seen as dishonorable to be raped or something they won't even speak out or talk to the police? Wowie things sure are different here! Back in America if someone was raped you'd find their rape tape posted all over umatter trying to get you canceled haha!
>>553075343>eceleb faggotry>schizobabble>filenameGrimmy
>>553075595Decide for yourself
Can we kill that guy now
>>553075507
>>553075568Is she okay?
>>553075531>tfw I was listening to this song at the momentI love her voice, it sounds like she has an air of superiority and confidence
Personally I just love anime/manga sharktoothed girls
>>553075438KWABxina...
>>553075641Why would we kill him for dropping trvth nvkes?
>>553075646Sorry but Tact ain’t on their level
>>553075343please stop using my wife to shitpost
>>553075694Based. I'm really happy she's a welfare 1*, otherwise I'd have to shell out $400 or whatever.
*contemplates*
>>553075630nyo
https://x.com/zkurishi/status/2009059728366956576It's a good thing the nips are addressing this. Funny how that one anon yesterday said they don't give a shit when they clearly do now.
>>553075653At least Tazuna would never rape the Trainer, unlike all those umas
>>553074414
Dantsu Paizuri
>>553075370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpdCQO4kFLEAs you wish
>>553075724That's why he wants him dead>spe without ears and hair color>sanitized and boringYou know who posted that
>>553075343This is a horse girls racing thread
Satonos...
>>553075775Sex
>>553075963Slutonos
Nishino raped me
>>553075845Really, bro? When this exists?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iESeEt9fxZg
>>553075801Wake me up when someone from Cygame release an official statement, until then I SLEEP
imagine getting raped by the loli version of Rudolf
>>553075968For how young she is her parents were awfully okay with leaving her with you at the onsen and knowing how affectionate she was too...
>>553075616Obey your master would do and say this. I wish she's do it to me.
>>553075775Do not finish that line of thought..
>>553075370https://youtu.be/2IYQs4RmeZ8?si=CFJJ9jbFDY496LsE
>>553075963Crown is an underrated wife
>>553075370https://youtu.be/TH_3Ej4tvSs
>>553075343ive only skimmed your word vomit but you clearly don't understand what you originally replied to or are just a mega witlet. Neighas like you literally go looking for 'woke' things to seethe about. I remember one of you fuckin mongoloids whined about a costume showing less skin in the trails remake EVEN tho the new one was way sexier. So like it was said - you dumbasses went full retard. Never go full. so gdam funny this quote from tropic applies to so much of lifeYou faggots shit up the uma thread accusing ppl of being twitterfags for something despite that outing YOU as the twitterfag
>>553076083Anon, Nishino is the predator.
>>553076021I must admit, I haven't listened to many of the songs that exist in this franchise outside of the anime OP/ED and what's currently on Global
>>553075370Does this count?https://youtu.be/DWPCjBV4HS4?si=WGynsF9m3jHvQG81
>>553070732faggot
>>553076162FORTUNE-TELLING! TELLING! TELL ME! TELL ME!
>>553075862And we wouldn’t have had this game if it weren’t for my vote, your point? You really think this game would’ve passed the DEI approval board if DOGE hadn’t defunded it? With BRIDE MAYANO as one of the first couple of banners? Come the fuck on now. I SAVED this game with my vote. I GAVE YOU this game. You should be THANKING ME, for standing up for your rights and what you love, when you yourself were too afraid to.
>>553076162love this song
>>553076305It's a banger, I wish it was on the jukebox. I would request it daily
>>553076083ummm her parents came along tho (for my safety)
>>553064042STOP YOUR USELESS BABBLE AND GET IN HEREhttps://exhentai.org/g/3727339/31b5813ff4/
please stop feeding the obvious light o troll
>>553075775
Laisu will save us
>>553076415toes
>>553076327this dumb nigga really thinks trump saved gaming
>>553076331Same
>>553076512Someone so small... will be the salvation of us all
>>553076327You and I voted for the same dude but I am less of a faggot about it. Post CM results.
Which uma is in love with me?
>>553073528Why do I like this Oguri image
>>553076512>>553076578laisu went to the dark side...
>>553075724what trvth? i'm not an american, so everything that kike said does not make any sense to me, so it's OOT. I'm seriously hoping he's just trolling at this point.
>>553076610None of them.
>>553076610loves only you
>>553070890The tail end of Ardan's banner and two days away from the start of Ayabe's
yes, hello? horses?
>>553076610This horse
>553076327
>>553076610The ones you trained that won Platinum. If they didn't win it then they resent you for life.
Dober is laying next to me and said to stop posting her pics
>>553076716Is she okay?
Doesn't musume mean daughter? Why does everyone keep lewding and wanting to fuck/be raped by the umas?
Riko..
>>553076803not exclusively, not always, japanese is a context based language, you fucking retard idiot dumbass moron. no.
>>553076803>when my daughterino awakens to her monmusu nature
>>553076716>"Good luck continuing your G1 winning streak after this, Agnes TachYAWN!"
>>553076770She is dead, but not canonically. When a horse dies in another horse's career, the death is not canonical.
>>553076209>Neighas like you literally go looking for 'woke' things to seethe about. I remember one of you fuckin mongoloids whined about a costume showing less skin in the trails remake EVEN tho the new one was way sexier. I dunno what you’re talking about. All I’ve done in this thread is celebrate my cultural wins and expressed my happiness at being able to enjoy classic straight-coded fanservice again. Sure, MAYBE I implied that you guys were pussies and hypocrites for hating me, despite me saving the game you’re playing RIGHT NOW, but frankly, you snarky fencesitters deserve the shit. All you have to do is fencesit QUIETLY, but NOOO, you HAVE to act like I’M the problem, after I got rid of the biggest thing blocking the very game you’ve devoted this general towards. You HAVE to get the last word in, instead of the right word. GOD, can you just sit there, and let me save your videogames in peace, please? I’m too busy winning to deal with your woman moments.
>>553076768
i wish mihono bourbon was real
>>553076903cafe would say this, in a schizo ramble, to herself.
I'm starting to hate Calstone O
We can agree that this baby's first /pol/ thread discussion is cringeBut notice how now that the pendulum swung, suddenly noticing and calling out these things make people seethe, when they used to mock and deny it happening
>>553076716i love it when they make this silly >_< face
>>553076974What the FUCK
>>553076905I wouldnt let that happen!
>>553075801No offense to the guy, but one tweet from a prefectural MP of a politically-left party is hardly "addressing."Knowingly or not he only pointed out the difference in translation without the political and religious context, and so Jap commenters reasonably didn't see the same issue ("it's the same meaning, so what's wrong?")
>>553077104>hmm nyes >this wood is made of wood
>>553076692neigh...
>>553077102>get romantically involved with tachyon>it was all a lie and part of an experimentTachyonfags are all cucks
>>553074259Man posting from the alternate reality where Donald Trump said Umamusume go to the polls
>>553075653Wife
>>553077201Mhm... nyo.
Funny how this samefaggot tries to play it off that this general is pro-tranny and pro-yuri LMFAO
here is a non-comprehensive list of umas that i feel no sexual attraction towards:silence suzukaoguri capharu uraramihono bourbon (though i do enjoy admiring her butt when she races)biwa hayahidefuji kiseki (i'm a straight male, not a lesbian)mejiro ardan
forever my kingu
Fatasses
>>553077201Wdym? She was experimenting how love feels in her ending. She will soon be experimenting what your semen does to her womb (she already knows).
>>553077365I see anons posting sweep and kita yuri doujin pages all the time and no one complains.
Guys.
>>553077376I'm sexually attracted to all of them
yeppers?
>>553077420She was literally toying with (You) bro, that was the experimentBut it's ok to be delusional
>>553077450when you're brocked
>>553077450
>>553073371I request shoes for whatever the next CM is, since that's what most people are probably running
>>553077450eclipse last, the rest ahead
>>553077450>late>inside>not at the front of the packit was foretold
>>553077268Very cute
>>553077061Slippery slope isn't real guys, trust me!
>>553077450special cheek'd
>>553077438Because majority of the anons in this general don't get baited easily and give them attention unlike those samefagging niggers in mihoyo gens.
>>553073490V.BourbonNishino flower for Pace inheritNY Opera for post patch generic inherit
>>553077626I do like these clingy/needy Tachy comics.
*ruffles uma hair and feeds a carrot*
>>553077438>no one complainsIt's called filter and ignore anon
>>553074294...Wrongfully persecuted
>>553077723>New York Opera
>>553077758Yeah she would like that...
>>553077723Opera O's unique doesn't get any future changes though?
>>553077757An oldie
>>553077892i bet she likes it when i do THIS to her
>>553077892Needs to be raped
>>553077227>"I was watching the Scorpio Finals. What a race, the best race people say. A lot of them say that too that it was the best race. And it's not just because I won, which I did, I did indeed. And we like when I win, we really do. I had on my team Gold City, the Great Gold City in her Fall Festival Outfit, she was terrific, what a horse, and beautiful too. She's a very beautiful horse, she is. And Goldship, coming up from behind. Dead last the whole race, until she isn't! You gotta watch out for those End Closers they'll get you like that! And she did, she sure did. And finally Taiki Shuttle, we can't forget Taiki Shuttle, where is she? Where are you Taiki, there she is, there's my Ace Uma who brought the Platinum home. Wow, what a horse. She's my favorite, she's a lot of peoples favorite, a real American and she loves Hamburgers too! An Uma after my own heart, she loves hamburgers. I can do without the carrots in the burgers but with Umas what are you going to do? They love their carrots and they love Trump! They do, I went to Tracen Academy and they said that they said, "We love you President Trump and all that you have done for Japanese Horse Girl Racing." I said thank you, what an honor. I put my Scorpio Platinum title on my profile as soon as I got it. Such a beautiful title. Such a beautiful sport."
>>553077923A classic even
In 280 characters or less explain the appeal of Biwa Hayahide
Why are the good Golshi fanarts all futa?
>>553078027>touching under her ear sockShiraoki-sama says you have to marry her now.
where's my uma gf
>>553078090What's in it for me?
nape
>>553078027My human right as her trainer!>>553078058No rape!
>>553075595Do you want to make and run multiple fronts for CMs or just one strong easy one
>>553078206need more uma napespost race of course
>>553078207>all earsTHINK AGAIN
>>553078090she's commonly seen with winning ticket, narita taishin and/or narita brian.
>>553078090
>>553078090she has a big head an unusually tight pussy and enjoys bananas
>>553078090Busty and fluffy, looks very soft. She is sweet and a good big sister and cares about her friends a great deal. Banana fiend.
>>553077450Failed the wit check... All of them
>>553078090I would like to brush her hair
>>553078090she's gorgeous, elegant, and excellent at gobbling my banana
>>553078152Can you score perfect in the Jap PFT?
Post uma dancing animations.
the least highrolled parent run with events
Tamamo Cross better Late surger or end closer?
>>553078281Thats not okay! I put them back on!
>>553073949ok fine maybe I'll take a bath later>>553076623she's so cute, I like this Oguri a lot too
>>553077916Then I guess she'll be good when she releases to?I assume there was a reason it took a while for JP to start using her
>>553077061no ones falling for your blatant samefagging. And your mother doesn't love you.
>>553078561
>>553077450You can use the jukebox while doing careers?!
>>553078524end closer for CM8
>>553078524end with midrace, or pace
Teaching umas the N-word.
>>553077365>pro-trannyOdd claim, considering most people rolling for Fine Motion will actually DENY when others claim she’s a tranny, implying they see something wrong with her being one, which she isn’t.>>553077438>yuriIs actually straight-coded. Yuri is primarily designed to cater to straight men who find the idea of two hot girls making out even hotter
everyone talks about tama's micro umanko but who has a macro umanko
>>553078898akebono
>>553077438because you're getting samefagged. Yuri seethers legit don't play the game, they just shit up the thread every so often and always during prime jakarta time.When these faggots aren't around, yuri and insert posters get along just fine.
>>553078930>only like 6ft tall
>0 training effectiveness>0 specialty priorityWhy shouldn't I cleat?
>>553078090she has great taste in sisters
>>553078951That's true. Burger hours doesn't seem to mind but SEA hour does... curious...
nta but Cygames is wrong. Akebono is BIG
i really want to fuck palmer. im much older than her, she would probably call me "oji-san". thoughts?
>>553078930You shut your lying jewish mouth. Akebono's umanko is small and cute.
>>553079083Stop thinking and do it faggot
>>553078853Why? There aren't any in the uma universe.
>>553079083No reason at all. Enjoy your free tickets, friend!
>>553078070Extremely good post
>>553079189>hishiama>Kris S>MichelleI mean there areThey are just all from america
>>553079083She's good for MANT
yuri and self inserters both get baited, some characters have more yuribait while others are more for (You)i remember when most people acknowledged yuri as a fetish catering to men but something changed in the past few years
>>553078070Should have added a trump pic
>>553079083double dog dare you
>>553079106I only read the first sentence, and I agree.https://litter.catbox.moe/398qs9.pngdon't look up the uncropped
>>553064602Total sweepy victory
>>553079267>They are just all from americaMany such cases!
>>553078898curren
>>553079083You're right, it's trash. Go ahead and do it
>>553079390I for one think we need more american uma
>>553078070Trumapyoi...
>>553079303Looked up "Trump Umamusume" and found this. Fake but kek.
>>553079473dully NOTED
>>553079467Lmao, could have cropped out the left pic
>Sweep card randomly shows up>straightaway spurt event>damn, is she blessing me>no, no she doesn't, gives me mood downSTUPID FILLIE CUNT
>>553079467who would be his oshi?
what the fuck do you mean DAHBY gives you a shopping list of late surger skills and nimble nav entirely for free
>>553079441Gotta wait for the Forever Young career to see the next batch of American Umas
>>553079770giant bookworm tits and ears...
>>553079738He would be one of our many orange team oshis
>>553079738El Condor Pasa
>>553079728what are you gonna do about it.
>>553074259not a single lie detected
Has anyone tried buying an uma account before? I wanted to play the game but the horse I want already passed banner wise.
Sexy Norn Ace
>>553080214Tama love!
>>553080228>still samefaggingdon't you have some pagpag to get to
>>553080003theres like 5 different fetishes on display here
>>553080594there's literally a spark-any-uma-you-want banner in a month, anonyou also sound like you're coming from another gacha, so you should know there's no limited umas, a banner is just rate up
For team trials, is it better to take 1 double-circle style corner, or 2 single-circle style corner/straight?
>>553080594Just start now since there's a uma selector you can buy coming in like 2 months or something.
>>553080594Don't. There is NO way to guarantee that they can't just steal back the account at any time.Just save for the all spark or use the selector, 100x safer.
>>553080840more relevant skills the better
I want to roll for Kitasan Black (the uma), but there's a huge problem. Using her means you can't use her card....
>>553076021>Starting gate 06>SEVENWhat did they mean by this?
>>553080689>samefag>pagpag>endearing image to get the moral high groundyou are either a chinese hoyoshill or the ones they learned how to shill from (libtards)
>>553079251>>553079303>>553079450>"You won't believe who they pitched me against. Cygames did. They pitched me against Sleepy Joe and Crooked Hilary. Who could believe such a thing? And they had debuffers too. I was so disgusted. Debuffers in the CM finals. What a disgraceful strategy, debuffers. Hilary had an Evil Nature, which makes sense for the woman, she is a very evil woman herself, everyone says so too. But Joe had a Dominator Tachyon. It's true, I felt so bad for her I said "Not my Tachyon" she should always be built as an Ace. It's horrible to build her to lose, horrible. Had it not been for that leg injury we would have seen many great things many great wins from that wonderful horse, such a tragedy. But what my opponents hadn't expected was for my team to have so much Stamina. Too much stamina I was told, they said "Please Mr. President, you are going to have over 800 stamina after the career. You're good on stamina, train wit!" But I didn't and it's a good thing I didn't because they had debuffers. I brought a gold recovery too for my umas and they didn't like that. "You have over 900 Stamina Mr. President. There is no need for a Gold Recovery it's a waste of points!" They said that. But... I -like- Gold. Who doesn't? Gold is the best color... the best metal. And I have a lot of it, a lot, but we know there is something better. We do. The only thing better than Gold is Platinum! And I got that Platinum but guess who doesn't? Not Crooked Hilary or Sleepy Joe, who both brought Runaway Suzukas! They did! They got so far in the race and ran out of gas competing with each other. What a disgrace. It really was. They ran that race like they ran their campaigns. Not good. Taiki was 3rd on the final corner and said "I am going to Shoot for Victory Trump-san!" I said good girl. And she did she shot for victory and hit the mark. Unlike everyone who tried to shoot me. What a race, wonderful. Horrible opponents they deserve no carats.
>>553081160Is this considered as being marked?
>>553079738I'd say Gold city if he was in his I sell everything golden days.Right now it's hard to pinpoint I could equally seeing him cheering for a hardworking horse like Meisho or Nice Nature or just Praise a horse Like TM Opera O asking if people are tired of winning yet.The guy is a freaking meme making machine IRL.
>>553080671
>>553081246
>>553081225If she's your oshi you'll make it work
>>553081134Looked so good and wholesome until that shitty tongue meme.
>my Libra team is undefeated 5/5 on arima kinen practice roomssorry danchou I'm slacking off for the rest of the month
>>553081225That's why you roll for Maruzensky (The Card).Pay up
>>553081312No, but this is
>>553081403Tight umanko...
>>553081225just run 5 wit
I can't stand Taiki nyooo bullshit. She would be great otherwise.
>>55308122520% on speed, you don't need the card
>>553081281>unsolicited hoyo mentionwhyre you browns so fuckin dumb? out yourselves every time, and never even bother to use uma images. Just move away from your shit country so you can come out of the closet and not get stoned
>>553081780faggot
forgot to say and it's been over a (few?) day(s) I guess, but anons were right, I got corrected. having all 3 of my cup runners placing 4th and worse on a final round still gives me the listed "3rd place reward" for the cup.stupid game really. feels like the only time where "3rd place" actually means "3rd place, but NOT for the horse girls" and it's for Torena.. welp, grateful for the Carats I guess
is /uma/ dead?what killed it?
>>553081743envision the tightness
>>553081905Rumors of /uma/'s death have been greatly exaggerated
>>553081892It's third place for the team, not for any one runner. Seems sensible enough to me.
>>553082030this is a dog
>>553082054yeah, I know that now, but still, they could've just written "3rd place team" on the list. my dumb single-celled-brain wouldn't get it confused with "3rd place (Uma)" if they did, I think
Does anyone have an ace Suzuka for Sagi? Post deck and stats please
>>553082280desu the only time you'll get 3rd is losing and there's only 3 trainers in the finals
>>553082280Yeah they don't do the greatest job of explaining the Champions Meeting rules.
i wish finishing 1st, 2nd and 3rd would let you hoard the titles and prizes
>>553082203We love inumusume here
>>553082387>sagihmmmi'm starting to think I might bring a team of big boobas to saggy cup.
>>553082523I want to fuck this dog
>>553082534Huge but saggy anime-girl boobs are so hot
>>553079284I think it's gotta be the women for sure. they're making more yuri & enjoying them & unironically recommending them to each other in recent years, even the ones initially made for guys. maybe some creators notice, and so more yuri media started to be made with both audiences in mind, and not just straight-guy-jerkers anymore.I welcome it, I think it could increase the standards of yuri stories' merit as a whole.. if something is made to be jerk-off material, creators tend to just slop it out with less thought on plot sensibilities and emotional weight.
>>553082203For me it's the Big Dog
>>553071518We'll see about that
I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I >hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate >Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. >I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan. I hate Mejiro Ryan.
>>553082865Run Ryan as pace, Late is too scuffed for careerHave to run Dober as front because fuck she's somehow even worse
>>553082865>running her as lateknowledge gap issue
>>553082865give her to me you shit, I never lose with Ryan
oreng
https://x.com/i/status/2009106288140316872
>>553083015Bread?
>>553083015next bread will be butter
>>553082865What these guys said >>553082946>>553082948maybe you can let her run late after first summer. maybe.but before that running late in junior and early classic year is too vulnerable to blocking hazardsbeyond first summer it's reasonably safer to run late surger but even then try to only run late for kikuka sho and tenno sho spring to save stamina
Next poster will die in a shooting in 25 days
>reddit tachyon
Jerking off to next poster
>reddit halo
>>553083515we're all gonna die in a shooting with this administration in charge
>reddit tachyon.
king halo has a canon fat ass
4 Chan
>>553083686the whore wants to rape me.. HELP, I don't want to die from STDs!!
>>553083628What did Riko do?
>>553083730She made Taiki Shuttle angry. That leads to shooting
>crystal cafe
>reddit tachyon>tumblr cafe>gaia halo
what is crystal cafe
4chan Teio!
https://poal.me/40ffpyhttps://poal.me/40ffpyhttps://poal.me/40ffpy
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>>553083994Why is that man so gaunt? And why is she holding her belly like that?
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>553084032
Yes, my liege.
>>553084085
>>553084076You know it
>>553084076t-thanks...
>>553084076My trainee likes me that way
>>553084076retard? is that a type of custard?
Where's everyone
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>>553084247No.
>>553084368It's 1 AM bro.
>>553084407I do and say this.
>>553084427Check your clocks, broIt's almost 3 in the morning
>>553084460I think he meant to say 10AM we're 10 mins away from 10AM
It's 10 AM actually
>>553084460its almost 10pm for me
It's 12:48 AM.
it's ten to eight you nobs
>euroshitters>SEASame garbage really.
it's time to eat
>>553084247yea you're cool :)
I think I have to go to bed now (tired)
>10 am in Israel I'm onto you, bastards
>>553084407Me when I start producing more piss
What now
Wanna make out?
can you make bread instead
I'd rather make you bred
>>553084862i'm more of a rice guy
>>553084937huh?
>>553064042>>553085023>>553085023>>553085023>>553085023>>553085023
its 10 AM here
Mejiro Ryan
quick before NTR brown makes the thread
>>553074259I was almost too late to notice your epic copypasta-tier rant bwo, keep on fighting the good fight, so glad Trump said gooner rights
