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>>553076897
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>553077130I deposit five fazcoins.
tomorrow i turn 24how should i celebrate
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>553077217eat chocolateplay undertaletalk to friends or familydo something you like
>>553077291give me a challenge run to make an undertale replay more exciting
doomin'
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>553077503Minimum left presses while in combatNo shopsActually beat Mettaton's tile puzzle
>>553077551eatin'noodles and chicken
Good thread.
>>553077731doing all of these, let's see how far i can make it
>>553077746Nice. I was gonna post a whole political discourse at underscore but they got kinda defensive and went to bed. It got my brain fired up, that game's basically an anti-manifesto trying to convince people that radicalism or piles of cocaine or being a woman hating racist isn't the answer to life's problems, but doing nothing is somehow even worse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6Uk615UpAw
>>553078145i am more of a nothing-doer
hey guys, how the fuck do i flirt?
>>553078145>Just don't be radical but also do stuffThis just sounds like the opinion of a normal person. Do radical people really not know this is default and good.
>>553078275So is the best boy who wears glasses and previously smoked weed and is homosexual.He just wants to do his job and go home and work on his cool car.
>>553078367Don't
>>553078367don't overthink flirting too much, sometimes even an awkward flirt can be cute>>553078478postan ralsei weed
>>553078367when they step backward you step forward and backward and forwards
>>553078145I didnt finish my playthrough but Im glad it sounds semi normal to not pick a side because the game got me and surprised me with the WELL WELL WELL IT SMELLS LIKE WAMBY PAMBY UNDECISIVE CENTRIST OVER HERE lmfaooo I was like noooooo I just dont trust any of these schizos noooo
>>553078381Yes but the game isn't from the perspective of a normal person who defaults to good behavior. There's a normal working class woman and a normal working class husband who dies a normal working class death for commentary on what it's like to be normal and do regular things. Even the main character realizes how easily it could have been him. Just because you believe you're an eccentric superstar doesn't make you one it makes you an asshole in the eyes of normal people.
>>553078367You select the Flirt action, duh
Anyone find the secret bosses vary a lot in difficulty? Eram and Spamton are little pushovers compared to jevil & the knight personally I finally got deltarune for Christmas (I’m broke don’t be mean) and now I’m stuck on the knight I’m using rude buster and lasting about 10-12 turns & it’s taking days
>>553078543m, and im a faggot
I think about that /utg/ book club anon alot, maybe it should be a VN club for the choices, Toby likes choices
>>553078963ground rule i'm not reading monster girl quest
>>553077172>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
>>553078807Eram and Jevil is flipped for me, it's making me think Jevil was changed because I read more and people saying they struggle with Jevil, I think Eram was more painful
>>553078620You can be the savior of the working man and you will still meet someone just 1% more communist than you who sees you as a filthy casual liberal. You can be a racist piece of shit and meet casual racism, competitive racism, and cowardly racism in that order just to finally face the final boss CEO of racism in the form of war crimes Heart of Darkness style. You can hustle for money and meet a man so rich you can't even perceive him correctly, light bends around him and physics break down because of the sheer difference in wealth between you and himBasically, you don't believe in politics. Not really.
>>553078807General consensus is as follows:>Knight is viewed as in the same ballpark of difficulty as Sans (this isn't true if you know setup & strategy for both, Knight is easier, but the fight feels more insurmountable because people don't know you only need to get to 80% HP, and because people put the MANTLE on Ralsei or Kris instead of Susie; also, not having Jevilknife)>ERAM is considered very difficult for many players but is a little hard to compare>Jevil is viewed as quite difficult particularly due to the targeting mechanic and Ralsei going down often when he must be up to Pacify Jevil; more manageable if you choose violence)>Gerson is quite divisive. Personally I thought he was almost a pushover even on keyboard; a lot of people complain about hitting diagonals on keyboard though, and overall a lot of people seem to just have trouble with green soul >Spamton NEO is rather easy and solo NEO on Weird is more comparable to Jevil
>>553078581Alright I got the Disco posting out of my system, time to weedpost.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE0pssKLfwk
if anyone here looks like this i will let you force feed me until im 800lbs
>>553079150to be fair, the guy that calls you a filthy liberal is the guy that's at least seen people fight and die for communism, while yourself and the other communists just sit around talking abstractly and esoterically about it and not even remotely proposing any action, let alone actually taking any
>>553079436gimme the best doomer ralsei you got
Asriel is a trans man and pregnant knight
Fave takes their daily creatine by dumping the 5g scoop into their mouth and then taking a drink of water and letting it dissolve a bit then swallowing
>>553079436Lmao
>>553079739I don't know what the best one is but I can think of several that qualify for the worst.
>>553079886creatine is over rated
doomer weirdsei when
>>553080109my kidneys got confused about this once
>>553080132Like several years ago with picrel.
>>553080109I don't think so. It makes a material (though not comparable to steroids, of course) difference to long term muscle growth when training hard, it has been intensely studied with no side effects discovered (the hair loss thing is completely debunked, anecdotes about it are a correlation/causation issue), and it's not terribly expensive for how much you get in a container.
>>553080237Straightedge pussy here. Do people actually make lean using OTC NyQuil? I thought the "cough syrup" you're supposed to use is a prescription kind with an opioid ingredient.
>>553079253I haven’t gotten the chance to tackle Gerson yet I bet it’ll be tough since I fucked up with undyne a lot when I was a kid. Eram was a jacked up 2D Zelda boss and I’ve been playing 2D Zelda before I went to preschool so it was kinda 2nd nature I should probably go back & get the better axe for Susie, replace the tv dinners with deluxe dinners & give Sue the mantle
>>553078367Have you tried pointing at someone and making little hearts and stars come out of your finger tip?
>>553080237This one kind of fits too.
>>553080447gerson is the easiest superboss by a mile
>>553080447I will say I beat Knight without Jevilsknife, it may take one or a couple more turns but should not take you as long as replaying the chapter. If you just mean find the best axe available in ch3 then definitely. Just in case you don't know, you don't need to quit out of the game to avoid the failure cutscene if you already beat chapter 3 and then reload a save before the knight. The narrator will intervene and let you restart the fight immediately.
>>553080432Cough medicine is abused for DXM (Dextromethorphan) and is completely unrelated to Lean which is an opiate and referenced in rap music. Lower doses make you feel sort of drunk, higher doses make you trip balls and actually hallucinate but is a pretty shitty experience overall. It gets referenced in schizo music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4tE4tuiZaQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsBnYOLeXuc
>>553080535This is a really bad doomer Ralsei but it feels possibly intentional, because Susie's proportions are way better, the artist could draw this Ralsei much better if they want to but chose to make him a gremlin thing. I don't generally like hooves on Ralsei though, don't hate them but he has nice paws and we already have a bunch of reindeer
Lean is just drinkable painkiller but way more expensive than pills or actual real deal heroin which is why it's a rap status symbol thing. Regular people can't get it in amounts you could meaningfully abuse and it would make more financial sense to sell it than to feature it in a rap video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzXiwN9s82M
>>553080768Well now I feel sillyIs DXM the same thing people abuse allergy meds for?
how many of you put off shit until the last possible minute? i do this all the time even for pointless stuff.
Doomer do you think Ralsei is cuter with paws or hoovesAlso, digitigrade or plantigrade?
KILL ALL DARKNERS
>>553081204Nah that's Benadryl and it's a one way trip to the shadow dimension and you will see shadow people and crystaline translucent spiders and hold conversations with people that aren't there in the room with you. Pure delirium, real schizo shit. Taken with DXM it makes the effects of both stronger but that's full retard combining completely unrelated drugs to make them more powerful. Also it kills people sometimes even at like, regular doses. If bad juju came in the form of allergy relief, that would be it. I don't even know if people make music for it but it would probably be harsh noise or field recordings level crazy or some homeless guy handing you a mixtape.
>>553081241i used to do that earlier in college but when i failed all my classes from not checking the assignments early enough i decided to lock in for my future classes and now my grades are good
>>553081298Digitigrade hooves, I'm a furry and I see Ralsei as a goat without a hint of irony.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRS9Bz0IH54
>>553081526i want to feel like this again. honestly i haven't felt like this in a long time ever since i realised that shit like angels, demons, ghosts, and all of that stuff just don't exist. i don't really have a sense for mystery anymore.
>>553081718>digitigradeBasado...
>>553081960For what it's worth I'm indifferent on tail length or type and wish people would draw him with longer hair more often.
>>553080321ngl man most of that mass is just water. just eat more food if you wanna get bigger.
>>553072968Good morning!It's going well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApHM1ct4tdM
>>553081526
The chapter 5 weird route is going to be like those bad edgy chapter 2 predictions but for real.
>>553082409David Bowie is a vibe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPNa9KD4Y_k
>Man, Undyne is sooooooo cool. >She beats up bad guys and NEVER loses. >If I was a human, I would cum the bed every night...>Knowing she was gonna beat me up!
i'm so fucking boredtalk about ralsei's cock or something
>>553082951I switched to a music channel on TV right when Bowie's Absolute Beginners video started the other day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCJLOXqnT2I
>>553079436sorry for slow reply i was playing cult of the goat on my nintendo switch>>553082409glad to hear!>>553083756that's my activation signal
>>553083840more details
>>553083756I came so well 10 mins ago like i squirted with oomf to the point where I think I squeezed so hard it quivered into my prostate and adding the fondling my foreskin over and over it finished my cummies with an extra squirt my hips were fully in air I was Gerudo Linkin it over here anyways night all
Handjobs are the thinking fave's fetish
handjobs aren't a fetish
>>553083756ralsei believes that his life has no value, so he has never jerked off once in his life
>>553084631yescontinuehow does he respond if you do jerk him off or tell him to jerk off
>>553084734well obviously he would do it if it means making a lightner happy, but there might be some hesitation, like when susie and kris ask him to eat the cake
>>553084616Clearly, you're not thinking hard enough
Cooking up some classic meatloaf with mashed potatoes for dinner and seeming to have some difficulty getting the flavor of the latter exactly right so I summon my taste-testing master Asgore to tell me what it needs, and though the pull of getting distracted by how adorable he looks as he over-exaggeratedly contemplates what it might need is immense I am able to steel myself for the greater good of making the best meal I can for him (but I absolutely let my attention be distracted by how happily he smiled once we actually sat down to enjoy it together afterwards). Spontaneously deciding that I want to try mixing things up as I'm getting into bed with Asgore by getting into my usual little spoon position in the opposite direction such that we're facing one another, and though it takes a bit longer to fall asleep due to the breaking of the norm I find getting to actually hold him back quite delightful indeed (although I'll admit my neck was absolutely killing me in the morning due to having my head turned to face the ceiling all night so I could breathe, all told it was more than worth it). Taking a lovely mid-morning walk with Asgore to enjoy the brisk atmosphere before the sun awakens fully and the day we've planned out commences in earnest, and as we travel down a pretty country back road alongside some wheat fields he reaches over to pluck a single stalk from its brethren before placing the base between his teeth matter-of-factly (I turned my head to study this new development when suddenly he spun as well and leaned over to tickle my nose with the soft head of the wheat, he had utterly outplayed me with this unexpected cute gesture and the large triumphant smile upon his face made it a decisive victory)
>>553085370i can't read any of that. royal translator! decipher the contents of the letter for me!
>>553085691ning nong ching chong
>>553084841he'd probably cry when he cums, even if he's bottomingtrying to console him would make it worse because
>>553085110hell yeah
Kris and Susie lift Ralsei's robes and tell him he needs to have a bigger penis if he wants to keep being friends with them
>>553081526any kid who played minecraft after shields were added wouldn't know what the aether is
>>553085691You too can be a royal translator!Get Capture2Text. Windows + Q is standard hotkey. After pressing it, drag your mouse over the text you want to capture and then left click. Copy text that appears in the box and paste it in translator.
good morning i love them
>>553088272where's fanterfane when you need him
>>553088272i'm a bit surprised that the artists on there don't get updated every single time a post comes out. even with artists that have 1000s of favourites it still takes weeks or even a month for it to get updated
Does anyone have that edit where instead of Noelle, it’s Spamton in the alleyway talking about [Disposable CRTs] with Queen splitting over a bunch of them? I saw it on my feed but the piece of shit refreshed before I could save it.
>>553089218ask and you shall receive
Hooman!>>553077648Good night, Chara anon.
>>553089280Holy shit that was quick, thanks a ton man.
My shit is so loose it sounds like I’m pissing, said Fave, concernedly.
Do you think there will be a point where you look in the mirror and see your vessel like how MGSV also did the same sort of troll as Deltarune where it was like "create your character, just kidding you don't get to use that character" but then it actually did end up being relevant in a few places.
>>553090743The other Fave is wondering what that's even supposed to mean
>>553090743does fave have stress or perhaps anxiety
>>553090805If the Kris = Grown up Vessel theory works out then a bit like that is practically inevitable
>>553091439I should have named my vessel Cocko. That would have been a good name for a vessel
>>553090549This image is pure soul. Very relatable. Absolute spirit.
>>553091427i was gonna make some joke about which deltarune character would get this but honestly none of them would
>>553091427surely getting this would get you put on an offender's list of some kind...
>>553092635wow he's literally me
>>553086776This is precisely how I feel when I scroll through my folder of images of him
To save the worlds There is only one wayThe doe must not turn gay
DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS
>>553092635don't you hate it when you're so suicidal you turn into a sausage
Did anyone else cry back during the SURVEY_PROGRAM days when the Undertale SOUL first came on screen? I was so unbelievably and indescribably happy that there was anything more.
"It is time for me to live up to my promise and drop the dinosaur into the pit on purpose" said Kris Dreemurr"I wonder what that means" would Susie have thought if she was capable of having a thought
"This it it, son. You're toast. No way out this time. We got a lot of room in jail for Roaring Knights and cop killers like you. They're all dead because you snowgraved them all. You're alone now, alone."
>>553078807I think Jevil was made way harder on purpose because he was going to be the only superboss for however long it took to make the rest of the game before Toby caved in and went episodic
>>553076897>rouxls thread>no rouxlspostingunacceptable.
>>553094234kris with exposed thighs RAPED ME
>>553094329this is the appropriate counterpart pairing. keep him as far away from mettaton as possible.
>>553078807In terms of difficulty I find it to be Knight > Jevil > Weird Route Spamton > ERAM > Gerson > Normal Route Spamton
>>553094234i was gonna laugh at that person for claiming that picture traumatized them then i got traumatized by >>553094360
Would Berdly even 'stab' the Earth/ground if he is using his axe? Chop/slice is different than a pierce.
>>553094508theres plenty of rouxls to go around
>>553094234Sexy humans RAPE zoomers.
would you still love swedish nordic winter seasons if the cold made you lose the feeling and senses in your hands so you accidentally dropped your nintendo switch console onto the floor and almost destroyed it, it didn't get any damages or scratches or anything but that is still worriesome.fave is currently firing up a big food sesh to regain body temps.
>>553095467I'd love swedish nordic winter seasons with you so we can keep each other warm, especially hands.
>>553095925you're so smooth i could call you... uhh... smoothie?
>>553093432I'll be the first to admit I physically stood up from my chair and shouted, "Toby, you magnificent fucker!"
>>553094234these people are fucking pathetic. glad i grew out of my puritan phase when i was a teenager. looks like these freaks will probably end up having it as a lifestyle, though.>>553095467i love this image its so goofy
>>553094234zoomers post like this when they get horny as a defense mechanism
>>553094234If it was a drawing of one then yes that would be okay because it's a drawing It REALLY should be that simple but the lockdown fried zoomers' brains into not understanding fiction and reality and how pixels displaying a real thing =/= pixels displaying a drawing
>>553096810Also I might add that it's not the artist's fault that Google's shitass algorithm exposed their art to someone, it's not like they went out of their way to show that guy's sensitive ass the pic
I accidentally doxxed myself here weeks ago. No one noticed but I'm betting one of the dossier anons already know where I live.
>>553097178Why the fuck would you go and say that then, Streisand?
>>553097216anon wants attention
>>553097216Funny
>>553097216because he didn't, he wants to bait a schizo into going weeks back into the archive and examine every post in detail
>>553097178calculating your exact position rntarget locking your house with missiles rnrip this anon rn
>>553097178that's why you always erase the metadata off phone pics, little mannext time remember litter doesn't save you from someone saving the pic anyways
cant you just take a screenshot of the photo youre going to send and the screenshot doesnt contain any metadata
>>553097178That's right Anon. I've gathered information upon you and I've figured out the truth.ur gay lmoa
>>553097527i thought 4chins stripped metadata. does it not?
>>553097594not if you put it on litter or catbox it like an idiot
>>553096274Sorry for the slow reply but there is a word smoothie as in person and quite few definitions I've looked up refer to somewhat dishonest person and it got me thinking. I believe perfect smoothness comes from saying the truth with right words.Anyway, the word smoothie might seem strange but I think it would sound pleasant when you say it.
>>553097386meyes i am target locking that anons house with homing missiles, just incase your house starts running away so the missiles will keep following your house in the middle of our street your housein the middle of our street your housein the middle of our street your houseBOOM
>>553097637ah
>>553097669>smoothie as in person refer to somewhat dishonest personlol what? i did not know that>I believe perfect smoothness comes from saying the truth with right words.fax brother>Anyway, the word smoothie might seem strange but I think it would sound pleasant when you say it.aww, thank you so much, you're so cute <3
>>553097178Yes we all know where you live and have been planning for weeks to all get on a bus and come rape you. You should start making preparations now.
how much weight will i gain from 1 glass of lemonade
>>553097395I always screenshot pictures and then post the screenshot to avoid this shit.
>>553097859>you're so cute <3Thanks but I'm definitely outclassed by you. <3
>>553078807Mantle holder is easy if you've played a top-down action game before, but hard if you haven't, so there's a lot of variability in difficulty.
>>553097982so many
>>553078807eram pissed me off because there's no easy way to cheat at it with save editing.
>>553098354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYDs1rwIG28
it tugs the shaft and makes it blast until your skin gets ripped up
wait, people actually found eram hard??? have none of them ever played zelda 1?
>>553098925doesn't the eram fight get easier the more you lose as well?people struggling with it is very surprising to me.
>>553094234Oh my...
>>553099028why did you have to tell me that shithow do i set it up so i can keep fighting it without getting easier each attempt
>>553098925i've never had a games console, no.>>553099335it just gives more candy if you lose like 16 times or something.
>>553098925It took me way too long to figure out you're supposed to hit him while he's attacking you in the final phase, I just tried to keep dodging him
>>553077225doe a deer a female deer
fave gets phantom pain and yelps in agony when their game character gets hurt
I'm watching a vtuber play Deltarune blind and it is literally the first time I have ever seen anyone get excited about seeing Alphys. Seriously I have been in this fanbase for over a decade now and have never seen anyone who actually likes Alphys.
>>553097178Pretty sure I noticed but you're not cool enough to care about, I'm sorry to say
>>553099868I guess i hang out in better parts of the fandom because ive only ever seen people like and defend alphys kek
Zelda 1 is one of those games that any gamer should play, like any cinephile should watch citizen kane.
>>553099868hey i like alphyswe have at least one alphysfag too, but i think its her fat ass he likes.
>>553100059what if i am starting with ocarina of time instead
>>553100120thats perfectly fine but zelda 1 is one of those games where the desire to beat it should be the satisfaction of having beaten such a difficult and influential game. It gets very difficult and will make you want to throw your controller but it's like a rite of passage.
>>553098925Zelda 1 bosses are way easier than ERAM. The attacks are more like a boss from the Oracle games, it's just you don't have any cool movement stuff to dodge with. Personally, I only had a single death in total from the Chapter 3 and 4 release, and that death was earned by ERAM's last attack which I tried to dodge for around 3 minutes.>>553099028>>553099335The first time you fight ERAM, the enemies very rarely (if at all) spawn healing candy. The second time onwards, enemies have an actual real chance to spawn the healing candy, and this chance increases every time you die, up to a maximum of 10 deaths which raise it to a comically high chance.You can prevent this from happening by quitting to the save select menu and picking the save again. Even if you saved after dying to ERAM, the candy chance is tied to your current session, and not the savefile itself, so you can just die at the start of the battle and leave the room to go save, then next time you pick that savefile you'll get to go fight ERAM instantly by just walking there while still having the fight be difficult.
>>553100340not him but treating games as rite of passages are retarded and stupid and thinking of playing one just for that is retarded and stupid. you should only play it if it interests you.
The SOUL meetup goes crazy
>>553100510>not him but treating games as rite of passages are retarded and stupid and thinking of playing one just for that is retarded and stupid. you should only play it if it interests you.Do you need yellow paint in your games too? Get the fuck out of here. This is a vidya general on a weeb website not some wholesome subreddit. Fucking casuals need to get out.
>>553100619>superiority complex over games for babies
beating the titan at the end of chapter 4 was such a rite of passage bro
>>553100340>>553100510>>553100619literally just play zelda 1 with a strategy guide on one hand and a breerb in the other, maybe bring a buddy to talk to while playing, and enjoy the fucking gamethere's no need to whine about muh rite of passage, the reason it's a rite of passage is because the game's fucking awesome if you've got the right equipment to figure out the secrets. it's one of those games that take multiple sessions to beat that's why it had a save system. just have fun with it
Could W.D. Gaster be an allegory for Hisashi Ouchi? The man who fell into the 'Core' (nuclear reaction) and was shattered?Does being 'shattered across time and space' represent nuclear fission? Not disappearing, but being torn apart at a molecular level like Ouchi?Goner Kid talks about a world where you don't exist. Is this a reference to Ouchi's DNA being erased while his body remained?Were the 'Determination' experiments in the True Lab a metaphor for the 83 days of medical persistence that kept Ouchi alive against nature's will?The Amalgamates melted because they had too much Determination for their bodies to handle. Is this a parallel to Ouchi's body losing its structure (melting) due to forced survival?Undertale/Deltarune is made by Radiation (Toby Fox), it makes sense.
>>553101169gee i don't know, why don't you ask the ai again and see what it thinks about its own prompt?
>>553100990>there's no need to whine about muh rite of passagekys faggot this is 4chan
asriel gaster being a real human pisses me off. how does toby have so many coincidences lining up for his game it's like he has the mandate of heaven
>>553101417Radiation what are you hiding? I know it's you
>>553101460me no care about you forcing yourself to play rite of passage games you no likeme have fun with them because they're great which is why they're recommended so muchyou lose, me win with funyou whine about videogame, me win by have fun with videogame
>>553100619if you treat video games as 'rite of passages' (read: external validation) because you having nothing else going on in your life, you may as well just transition now. you are a neurotic insecure loser.>>553100990not to be rude because you did write a normal comment, so don't take this as me 'dunking' on you, but please do not affirm the retarded delusion of 'rite of passage' when it comes to video games, or really any media. 'rite of passages' don't exist when it comes to media and is a term used by insecure neurotic idiots to boost their own ego and to make them feel as if them and their video game aren't totally left in the past and forgotten. so they have the need to 'own the casuals' as it were so they feel superior about themselves.>>553101460case in point.>>553101701based
why should i play a shitty hard game like zelda when i could play a good hard game like silksong
>>553101701git gud faggot
>>553101903silksong owns your performative uncslop btw
>>553101937silksong is good and so is zelda 1.
if game fun, play gameif no fun, no play
>>553101701>>553101818>>553102035Holy based
gaster is literally ouchi, i'm not a schizo btw
fave telling you to suck their cock as a rite of passage
chop off your penis as a rite of passage otherwise /v/ will give you the stink eye do it now
>>553102317fuuuuuck dude i need the validation do i use a knife or hedge clippers
>>553102035>if no fun, no playI think ds1 is a clunky dated piece of shit in several aspects but god damn im still gonna beat it just because of how influential it is in gaming and how many games used its core game design to evolve with their own games. Im passionate about gaming to the point where I love to see how the influence and standards set by games of their time lead to eventually new ideas and standards like how starcraft led to dota which led to LoL which led to deadlock. Seeing the growth of the industry is fascinating minus the AAA cinematic slop that's ruining the medium.Fucking normies ruining everything.
Sure, you can only play easy baby-mode free-dopamine games for zoomers. You can enjoy your flashing lights and cheap pleasure. But you have to give up your gamer card. You don’t get to sit with the big kids. You will be a fake. A fraud. A casual not fit to shine the shoes of a real wizard and loremaster.
>>553102454i kneel.. us casuals...do not compare to the 40 year old trans sister on /v/...
Not playing video games>playing video games. It's a waste of time
eated a burger > 4chan time
>>553102628what if im playing a good video game though
i like playing half life 1 on hard mode using crowbar only, am i a real gamer
>>553102716Nonsense. No such thing as a good videogame.
>>553102384I love dark souls but holy shit did it suck for me as a kid, I had no internet connection so when I finally got to blighttown and discovered the great hollow? I ended up getting all the way down to ash lake and got cursed, I never found a way out then and had to reset the entire game, still an amazing game despite that fuckeryalso god I love berries, it's a perfect brunch meal
>>553102753what about far cry 2
>>553102797chara when i introduce them to potato chip
>>553102950Chara when I introduce her my semen.
>>553102753What about deltarune
my penis hurte
I'm hungry and I need attention
sealsie or suseal
everyone can play hard games but very few can play very boring games like deltarune
>>553102950>potato chipI can usually handle americans words but this made me cringe deeply, it's crisps
does my guy look cool, utg?
what's the difference between suck penis and pee sucknisanyone can suck penisbut nobody can pee sucknis
Noelle has one of the flattest personalities out of Toby's cast. She's smart, misses Dess, and has a crush on Susie. That's it. Outside of the prophecy, there's no reason to care about her.
>>553103349they're called crispity crunchy munchies crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights
>>553103491I think he would be cooler if he was a giant mecha robot with shoulder mounted cannons
Noelle has one of the flattest chests out of Toby's cast. She's flat as a board, double a cup, wears training bras. That's it. Outside of lolicon, there's no reason to care about her.
nobody looks cool... we're all a bunch of uglies..
>>553103805i look pretty damn cool but you'd never know
*picks out eye booger, flicks it at you*
>>553103805I'm pretty
>>553103930opens mouth wide and catches it
It will be fun when Noelle is obsessed by the soul because is at the top of hierarchy of scary things and everyone else will be cucked
>>553103969>didn't use asterisks to denounce an actionRP FAIL -REP TIMES 1 BILLION!!!!!!
do you guys think susies feet really smell i mean i dont think she showers often, but queen also probably never changes her outfit so her feet would smell really bad too if she can sweat, and then toriel is barefoot all the time so her feet would smell very strong too but in a earthy way.
>me working 12 hours a day at the Deltarune salon to get all the women feet
>>553104279I took a break from utg and this is the first post I see after said break ended. Glad to know nothings changed!
>>553094234>
>>553104129*kneels at your feet and grovels and begs for forgiveness*
>>553102384>i'm passionate about gamingexcept playing the game this general is actually about for some reason. so not that passionate.
It's a good thing Tobysoft is a Nintendo subsidiary based in Japan or I'd be worried about Deltarune being delayed due to political instability
>Replying to temschizo in the year of our lord 2026
>>553104914Blame Toby for being a massive fucking faggot who sucks nintendos cock to delay his game even more to release on the switch 2. Guy pissed me off so much it didnt even make me wanna listen to his music for months. Guy is such a bottom bitch for anything japanese related that he would gladly take it in his brown italy jabroni ass if nintendo asked him.
BOINGUSDOINGUS TOUCHED MY HOLE AT THE RIDDLEANONCON!!!!
>>553105117>game is delayed by a few weeks at most>refuse to play it for 7 monthsit makes no sense. also very funny that this is something you suddenly have morals about.
In tomodachi life my chara and frisk miis had a baby
>>553105354can we see
>>553105354name it Kris
Papyrus's spaghetti is usually off-model in fanart. It shouldn't have meatballs.
>>553105206And I'll do it again
>>553105334this isnt about morals its about him being a fucking faggot who sells out hardcore on merchandise for his unfinished game when fucking silk song came out already and it's a far longer game than what he's released so far. Guys a greedy jabroni who loves to RP as a japanese dev and can't even give us 3 chapters at once like he promised cus he's so incompetent. He could literally just hire more people to speed up production and doesn't.I love his games and music but I hate him as a person. I have more fucking respect for gamefreak at this point.
>>553105410haha pap has no balls
>>553105410If Papyrus's spaghetti is bad just imagine his meatballs
gaymers are retard faggots
i ship fave with myself said ME.
>>553101460only people who don't actually know anything about 4chin and just know it from reddit stories about it being the Asshole of the Internet ever say things like this
>>553105568>I love the games I didn't play
>Papyrus is originally from Deltarune>except he's not because he doesn't even show up in Deltarune
>>553105334Actually playing Deltarune would cut into his valuable time which is obviously much better spent jerking it to underage cosplayers
>>553100340I feel like Zelda 2 is way more difficult than 1 but nobody really treats Zelda 2 as an important game to play because it wasn't very well liked and so there haven't been many games that imitated it over the years. Which is a shame because sidescrolling RPGs are cool and I do like them when they happen. (It's also the only Zelda game that is an RPG by the way)
>>553105741What do you mean, he's right there
fuck gamers fuck furries and fuuuuuuuuuuuck you
*shits out a hot, steamy pile of yummy MEDIA-LITERACYSLOP*
>>553105609The "meat" in the underground is seemingly all fake substitutes like the water sausage hot dogs and whatever Mettaton's face steak is made out of, so it would be both badly cooked and made out of some horrible substance. You genuinely might die if Papyrus made you eat his balls.
>>553105381>>553105382I named him unused after well, that one unused human sprite, I could've done better
don't you have anything better to do?
>>553106002me and who *Sigh...**I say as I put the shotgun in my mouth*
>>553105568if it takes 10 people 1.5 years to make a deltarune chapter why doesn't toby simply hire 10000 people and release deltarune tomorrow?
>>553105960Unused is fun. my most autistic trait is loving fankids i know its cringe. It's cute to see two characters combined and how their relationship would influence raising a child
>>553106085>continues stuffing crumpled up paper into Asriel's mouth
>>553105786To be fair Zelda 2 itself was heavily influenced by Xanadu so if I was gonna tell someone to play an influential side-scrolling action RPG purely because of its influence on other games I'd pick Xanadu over Zelda 2
>>553105915monster food is magic, the grillby's mouth guy says soit's probably the case that monster meat is also magic and you could safely "consume" papyrus's balls by just using the items like frisk does
>>553106280a
I feel like temfag has no object permanent like he never developed that skill as a baby and no whenever stimmies arent directly in front of his eyes at all times he starts freaking out.
>>553105354Who can two girls have a baby?
retard retard retard>repeats the word retard 300 more times
>>553106425That kid is wearing the ugliest fucking sweater ive ever seen
>>553106331What if he accidentally mixed up food magic and bullet magic and the meatballs were made of bullets?
>>553106425who is the futa?
>>553106361hehehe hey asriel wanna suck on mah sausage? if you catch my meaning winkwink
>>553106370I mean he spent like a year spamming Cell vore and Temmie AI nudes on both here and /v/, even when nobody gave him any reactions, simply because the very act was amusing enough to himself so yeah probably
>>553106425it's because they're actually two man
>>553106425one is a tranny (you'll never know which)
>>553106425>WhoMeant how. Epic fail.
>>553106585They don't call him the glizzy goat for nothing
>>553106361
>>553106984Asriel tummy full of yummy paper yumyuuummmmm
>>553106984
Temmie doing the super extendo paw thing from that one attack in somebody's butthole
/utg/ status: goattranned
/utg/ status: goattransed
/utg/ status: goattrainedchoo choo
>>553082950nope
>>553107994i love my boy choochoosei
>>553093002PROCEED with this answer.
>>553082950I like how people tried to make "Kris" sound edgy and evil by changing its spelling to be like Chara but it fails completely because Chris is an actual name and it just looks like they misspelled Kris as it
toby really puts a lot of focus on the weird route.all these ARGs and puzzles were weird route-centric.
>>553108903the weird route ends in chapter 5.chapters 6+7 are normal route endings only.
>>553109639i think you are right, but only because ch5 will necessitate greater violence or toning the fuck down.
heheh ahaha 6 7 hahaha hegheheegsrehreherher
hey guys!
Fish I wish
>>553109639toby wouldn't do something so boring i hope
Say "Thank you Sara" because her programming is the reason development picked up speed
>>553110896fuck you sara, toby rushed ch3&4
>>553110686>does not post cringe for once>breaks rouxlshow could you hurt me in such a way?
>>553110781good gif
>>553111010finally somebody says it
>>553110896Okay what is his real name?
>>553111221at /utg/ we do not partake in deliberate misgendering and deadnaming
>>553099469Good shape
>>553111389well i do.
>>553110896That's the fucking opposite toby fired his last team and got a new one.
* Kraut will ride me
>>553110896Rent free
* Kris will ride the bumper car
>>553111650i am not proceedable.i am the voice in your walls.
>>553110686MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE
stop replying to the lazy bait.this nigga posts it every other day.
>>553111036Very raped coded post
>>553111583she was promoted from "programming assistance" in chapter 2 to "main team" in chapters 3 + 4. Before the official credits she also announced she was now working on deltarune full time
>>553111537>they say about a franchise with 2(two) non-binary protagonists
>>553110896Would
>>553102454shut the FUCK up BERDLY
>>553112096kris' a he.
>Deltarune coders RAPED ME
>>553112296>the sky is green
>>553112359perception is a bitch.not gonna argue on that, but a dick is a dick and you can't rape a woman without a dick.end of story.
>>553077225
>>553110896You are brown.
think about fave, feel happy, life worth living
>Number 8>Noelle Scream.mp4>Number 8>Noelle Scream.mp4>Number 8>Noelle Scream.mp4
>>553112432he said "thank you sara" not "thank you saar"unless of course he's dyslexic.
I'm glad the good ending of Deltarune requires you to not recruit Pippins, and let Tenna die.
>>553111961Probably the only one who survived then.
>>553112654i actually gave tenna to the ghost
>>553112426>krautsie thinks 14 year olds are fully grown men and womenbasado
I've got a lot of dead skin flakes on my face for some reason. Maybe it's because of the weather.Said Fave.
>>553112593you're so fucking stupid kraut.each day you find new ways to impress me with your idiocy.
>>553112845fully grown people are fully grown people and rape is rape.
>kraut is an unironic “I peaked in highschool” tardyeah that checks out
rape is a choice
Temmie fired herself. I wonder how this will affect the remaining chapters(post ch5)
post you are fave NOW
>>553112872at least you're impressed.you say shit nobody cares about about people that are not on my radar and you find ways to be upset.go sit outside until your balls fuse to the floor and swiftly stand up you dumbass.
>>553112426so if a woman restrains a woman and sticks something in her against her will, is that not rape?
Grown man in his 30s flailing his arm for stimmies when he sees a character with different colored eyes
>>553113359a beautiful cat with homophobia
>>553113298NTA but nobody asked you to change the talking subject into mens testicles
>>553113359
>>553113493I do this
>>553112836>i actually gave tenna to the ghostthen you shall never see the angel's light mashallah
>>553113493Do you have the clip of him being carried away, are you the one posting toby clips. I want to turn it into a gif
>>553113489nobody asked you to be upset about retarded troons that in that specific point are not at fault for the lowering of game quality.that's on toby two-fold.
>>553112836you gave him to the knight? thoust foole
>>553113285
>>553113348that guy is retarded and isn't going to give you a reasonable answer but yes, forceful penetration of the vagina or anus with any object is legally classified as rape. Said officer undyne.
>>553113752I just found it on the archive by typing: toby stealing
>>553113805>reasonable answer on gay retarded shit>wonders why my output is retardedhuh
>>553113962you didn't answer my question
>>553112850my (monster) nose and (monster) finger pads have been peeling lately and I figure it's because it's been really cold (in snowdin) and I don't wear gloves or a fave covering (monster fave covering)
>>553113962are you trying to say your output is gay?
>>553114052yeah foreign objects aren't rape.sexual harassment.its a really stupid question.its not sex, it is simulated sex.
>>553114187Not him but yes
>>553114221you might be confusing harassment with assault
shoving unwanted foreign objects up the hole of every fave
>>553111416ty. im a big fan of shapes
>>553112426noelle wasn't raped, she was consensual. and a thorn isn't a dick
shoving unwanted domestic objects up the hole of every fave
>>553114283potatos tomatos.nobody will ever put things up your holes.
>>553114373hell yeah
im surprised no one posted the .png toby tweet here yet.
>>553113778
https://files.catbox.moe/mmna4f.mp4OH NO NO NO Tobybros I don't feel so good
>>553114439my husband's dick has been up my holeyour dick has never been in anyone's hole
Kwautsie just needs to be honest and say that he only follows this game because he’s a furry
>>553114221so if someone tied up you, kraut, so you couldn't move and then gaped your ass with a strap-on for hours, you wouldn't have been raped? Gaaaaaaaaaay
>>553114514
>>553114382>when the rape is consensualyou destroyed my smilehow dare you
I think I'm a Dess Human Truther now and it's kinda gay
>>553114628no that's retarded.
>>553114679I want to believe that but it doesn't make sense why flowey wouldn't have killed her, so I'm a dess dragon truther
>>553114562kraut, calm down, we're your friends...
>>553113926thank you
>>553114540rippofs are okay in my book so long as they are better than the originals
>>553114901i get them bitches mad.that person replied to me, i don't talk like that.
>>553114901Shut up anon, I'll plap you
Since Undertale is 10+ years it is now OK to rip it off wholesale like how Cave Story was 10+ years old when Undertale came out
>>553114679>>553114795>Oh, my full name? It's Wing December Gaster
>>553115094stray children
>>553106425Yuri magic
>>553115172Oh yeah that came out, gotta check that one out
>>553110896alright, gathered my thoughts since last time you posted thisyeah, would
how do we feel about this type of elitism? members-only cafe for gamedevs? seriously? yuck
>wake up>check what I nissed>casual babies crying about video gamesY i k e s im not starting my day off with fake gamers , later gators
>>553110896These man hands pounding away at the keyboard are what is really making deltarune. Tobys wrists are too shattered and fragile so he has to hire a team of strong handed man women to do it for him.
you lived at least 30% of your with undertale existing
>>553115496this bait would work a lot better on twitter or tumblr
>>553115496I know you're a pleb so it must be offensive but clubs like that is meant to keep plebs out, you don't know anything nor how to comport yourself so your business and/or presence is unwanted
>>553115595i agree with him. it's not a bait
>>553115496I will be offended if they reveal the membership cost and how much he donated to something that could have gone towards a much more noble cause
>>553115536we could've talked about the game, instead we talk about some troon and the definition of rape.because you people are fucking retarded and would sooner sudoku yourself before you talk about the game.
>>553115496>elitism is wanting to go out for lunch with your colleagues without having to be swarmed by fansc'mon man
>>553115496How else will Toby get access to thee backroom child blood ritual he needs to live long enough to see Deltarune released?
>>553115852its not our fault the game has become crap
>>553115852we were having a nice discussion about the game once until you went on a rant about gay people ruining society or some shit. you can't post on topic to save your life
You are only allowed to play Deltarune if you've played the entire SNES Japanese RPG catalogWestern RPGs excepted because they were all awful
>>553115918>colleagues
>>553116171who is the jesus and who the judas in this image.
>>553116048i didn't say that, but i agree.they do that.>>553115976did it? since when?
fave is about to start eating some macaronies bolognese style>>553114635GOAT
>>553116050I played Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga but didn't beat it. Does that count?
>>553116295>since when?chapter 3
>>553116357i thought ch3 was okay, the pacing became slower but thats not a bad thing.
Can we talk about deltarune characters please. any of them.
>>553115496Spoken like someone who never went to an exclusive event in their life, fuck the lower class
>>553115496This is why people join their local freemason and/or eagles, elks, moose etc. lodge still. It's a lot of business owners and local politicians and rarely the mildly famous who want to buy a beer with familiar dignified rich people instead of the street rabble. Places like that wouldn't exist if wealthy people didn't want to cling onto class segregation.
>>553116302Enjoy your meal!
Chapter 3 was bad because it was supposed to be about yumyum Kris love triangles and we didn’t get that!! I hate that Tenna was Spamton 2.0 while also complaining that we didn’t get a manlet schizo with a funny speech quirk that’s also Spamton 2.0 kekroflmao
The Super Nintendo is overrated.
>>553112430tenna hired ramb while drunk off his ass on pipis extract
zelda 2 fucking sucks and a link to the past is over rated with a lot of weird design for the dungeons.
>>553115496>how dare public figures want to have leisure time outside of home without being pestered by fans
>>553115256I guess that's the only possible explanation.
>>553116582Doom, I have received notice that there are casual gamers around here, not to be confused by the mobile gamers *puts phone away* Do we egg them or scream at their faces until someone passes out?
>>553116534do you think milk looker longs wearily at night for a life he will never get to live
humanposters please become more interesting
>>553116625>ch3 wasn't about gayslop>ch4 was dedicated to raping noelleno wonder all these homos dislike the bundle.IT WASPEAK
>>553115496it’s because of you retarded shartyfags that I’ve scrubbed away my entire online presence before publishing my ongoing project
>>553116992Flush yourself temturd, every time you post something as retarded as your own opinion people hate you just a little bit more.
>>553117074He seems pretty content with looking at milk
i forgot so im asking again but can i play the zelda games in any order? like they're all their own story, right? because i'm probably going to play wind waker since that was a childhood game of mine and i don't want to get spoiled on anything
>>553117170he looks longingly at toriel's milk
>>553117112>Generic pornfaggot who doesn’t even like the damn game replies to meYeah that tracks
>>553117080Maybe in a week or two. I just want to post fave today.
>>553117080No
>>553117079this is intriguing
I still can't get over this thumbnail,
>>553117262>generic gay gooner mad that the opposite (normal) existsyeah that does track.i like the game the way it goes now.ch2 sucked ass though.
>>553117080>Too hinged to become a lolcowWe can always talk about obscure text of the game?
>>553117124if it wasnt for people like you id honestly probably post like 95% less. Theres far more actual meaningful conversations happening in the minecrap server but I just love seeing people like you get butthurt by my mere existence.link to the past still sucks btw
>>553117074dude look at that face hes fucking stoked. he loves his life
>>553117378god i'm so glad shayy isn't the default representative for video content on deltarune anymore.i wont have to hear his shitty forced laugh ever again.
what if we all sang kumbaya and held hands
>>553117445nobody, literally NOBODY asked for your opinion on ass sucking my dude
>>553117378one down
Temshart had to remove his name kekyPOW
>>553117545I wish I lived closer to that faggot troon so I could harass him into 41%ing
Sex with Tenna!
i can't believe i'm in love with a 16 year old...
>>553117196There's a couple of them with more direct lineage. Link to the past, oracle of seasons and ages, and link's awakening should be played in that order.Minish Cap should be played before Four Swords, Wind Waker should be played before Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks. Most people play Ocarina of Time before Majora's Mask. A couple of them like Breath of the Wild, Skyward Sword, and Twilight Princess could be played at any point despite taking place all over the "timeline" they are less connected.
>>553117536i like how these could pass for normie (if tacky) jewellery
>>553117590see? i knew you would warm yourself to the idea how i felt about you.you are EXACTLY what i think of you and now you understand how little i like you.
>>553117337>fappingHuh... I never saw it like that.
>>553117484>Theres far more actual meaningful conversations happening in the minecrap serverspoken like the true friendless little boy you are. it's very funny to me how you've domesticated yourself because you finally saw the chance to be accepted somewhere for the first time in your life.don't pretend like you're only here to piss that anon off or whatever, you're here because you have nothing better to do with your life and the only "friends" you have are from this thread.
>>553117545i never cared for deltarune 'video content' to begin with honestly. i'd imagine every single relevant person is some form of massive sperg
i love battat
>>553117569>(anon will sing swears.)>(anon will sing swears.)>(anon will sing swears.)
>>553117079based gurofag
>>553117808trvthnuke
>>553117835except sans comic tv
Yes, they're all designed to be self contained. I would recommend the gameboy color Oracle games, too. They are what the ch3 8bit segments remind me of.
>>553117808surprised he hasn't befriended of the freaks who buy the testosterone he brews in a prohibition-era bathtub
>>553117196Not sure how much I'd consider it "spoilers", but the events of Ocarina of Time do come up in varying amounts in MM, WW, and TP so if you haven't played it before it wouldn't be a bad idea to do that first
>>553117709you can see his penis for half a second, also I can tell a woman made this cus any guy would milk all the cum out of his penis.>>553117756dont listen to him play links awakening before the gbc games. in fact dont pay attention to the lineage at all and just play what interests you.
>>553117808He's very recently been called out for how sad it is that despite all the shitposting he just wants friends to play games with but he's too retarded to see why his actions prevent that. Even if he's technically in the discord and minecraft "Hey guys come play games with that insane retard who generates AI porn and spams shartjaks" is a really bad advertisement for your social group's entertainment. Fuck the discord, and fuck the idea of playing games with someone that retarded.
>>553117709>>553117714tenna cracking a 16 year old
>>553117196You can play them in whatever order you want because plot is usually rehashed. It's great strategy for a video game series because every entry can be starting point.
>>553117808didn't you say before "you have no friends" to him, but now for some reason you are saying "you have SOME friends"? your trolling strategy could use ALOT of work my friendly chum pal amigo friendo pal chum
>>553118083cracking?does it require a CD?
>>553117057You have been finding some really cute art, thanks for sharing anon
>>553117808>>553118006>>553118031BUUUURRRPPPYummy yum yum anons in my big fat belly! Hee hee I love to jiggle it look at me do the truffle shuffle!
>>553118147*Venezuelan explosion sounds*
NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMATE DAT FAVE YUMYUM
>>553118206Another high quality temcord post.Stay flushed.
>>553117756>Link to the past, oracle of seasons and ages, and link's awakening should be played in that order.Totally incorrect.This is like saying you have to watch phantom menace before a new hope. All of those games can easily played independently from each other and what little connection the do have is utterly inconsequential and can be enjoyed from any order of playing.My suggested order would be Link's Awakening, LTTP and then the Oracle games (either order but make sure to make it a linked game to access the true final boss). LA is my suggested pick because it's the one with the closest ties to Deltarune thematically and via direct references to it. Also it's the most fun imo.
2% of the year has passed
>>553118206Tenna...
>>553115496and of course producer-sama's cancerous clutches are all over it
You should play games with Temfag because his friends thinks he's like Epstein
>>5531182862,191780...
>>553117785cute
You're so creative, just so creative
>>553118383and a brownoid like you can’t stop them
>>553118273New Hope makes more sense if you go in knowing what Vader's whole deal is.
>>553118460(int)x=2
thrivin'>look inside>thread drama>discord thread drama>thread fully derailedmaybe i will flee actually_
>>553118469i think its utterly retarded to defend that at the core the game is just faggotry.you are not THAT shallow, i refuse to believe that.
>>553118578no dont go you are so sexy
>>553118523It only makes Vader look like a total retard.
>>553118147>didn't you say beforeno i didn't.numbers i didn't expect you to be retarded like kraut and go for the whole every anon is the same guy i dislike routine. i'm not trying to troll, i'm conveying my actual feelings on the matter sincerely.perhaps this is foreign to you because you are never sincere.
I AM TOO LAZY TO REPLY TO EACH ONE BUT THANK YOU ALL WHO REPLIED TO MY ZELDA QUESTION
I HATE SUSIEANON!! GRRRRRR!!! I FUCKING HATE SUSIEANON!!!
>>553118383imagine self titling yourself as a ''videogame historian'' lmao
>>553118565i had to work with intergers and words today and i am utterly sick of it.>processing device kept erroring on me because some faggot soldered the wrong resistors to the contacts and shorted out my fucking LED.
Why wasn't Undertale or Deltarune in Ready Player One?
>>553118167In the past I was thankful of human anons who posted art here so I became one to help others like me. You're welcome, anon.
How hidden will ch5 shadow crystal boss be?
>>553117835 (me)>>553117967on second thought i do like teox977 i think he is very funny
WHAT IS INSIDE THE ROOM THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL?I NEED TO KNOW
>>553118623aww, kwautsie wautsie wanna play more of the gay goat game, cuuuute!!!who's a good boy? who's a good boy? you are! yes you are! :D
I was gonna make a funpost about the correct order is playing Majora's Mask, doing the sidequest where you play all the instruments to play New Wave Bossa Nova and then play Links Awakening, to hear all the instruments play New Wave Bossa Nova, and then be totally confused as to why Nintendo wanted to reference the song bit not have it sound remotely similarBut today I learned they are entirely different songs, New Wave Bossa Nova is the concert song in Majoras Mask, Ballad of the Wind Fish is the Links Awakening song, and all these years I probably read somewhere it was a reference and it stuck.I hope we've all learned something today.
Dark Warchief roped himself and everyone laughed
>All the worst posters in the thread are on welfareWas welfare a mistake?
>>553118905don't worry, i didnt get any of the scenes in ch2 because i played the other route.
Is an AI flooding this thread?
>>553119039slow your horses now im not that bad of a poster and im on welfare
>>553118460Ch in 12/25? 10/31 Or just some random date
>>553115830Like a BLM charity that actually turned out to be a scam?
i wish tembrown still made temmie porn it was kino.
>>553118896honestly there's a lot of undertale fan creators that are really good, however it's the "youtube creators" that sucks
>>553119095close it's more of a walking brain stem after the bat
>>553115496BasedGlad he rarely ever sets foot in america.
>>553119187if you want to suck his dick you can ask him on discord retard
>>553119039im a bad poster but im not on welfare
>>553118946Honestly the order barely matters unless you're playing every single game back to back and trying to pay attention to any possible connections. It's not like anyone has ever actually played spirit tracks or that spinoff Tingle rupee game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsMayq8sL-U
If sans was revealed to secretly be a multi-millionaire would it be done in a sci-fi ribbing on real-life financial physics way or a death note reference
>>553119070>not denying the walkiesgood dog
>>553119254>using discord in the year of our lord 2026
>>553119392yeah instead you suck threadshitter dick in public. great job
>>553119347i dont know what you are on about
spamton will be the most important character inevery chapter
Has toby ever said anything public about AI?
>>553119392Is this a scholar thread now?
>>553119039What year is it, boomer? DOGE killed all the welfare
>>553078807I beat Jevil first try, died once to Spamton NEO, and lost once to Gerson, so I think those three are about equal in terms of difficulty. But I lost five times to the Knight, and I died, like, twenty times to ERAM, so I agree that the balancing has been very wacky. I can somewhat accept that I'm just bad at Zelda, but the Chapter 3 Shadow Crystal boss really shouldn't be five times harder than the Chapter 4 one. Hopefully Chapter 5's will at least be the hardest.
>>553077225beaming
>>553119454id rather that chink temmie sucks my dick
>>553119392Well yeah, Temshart runs a buttbuddy Discord for people to jack him off and he’s shilled it multiple times
>>553119483does doggy want a bone from the dogcandy store?aww yes you do! you are wagging your tail as soon as i said that :)my dog kwautsie wautsie will be god damn FEASTING tonight!
>>553119616i dont understand why toby doesn't just bend the knee and introduce difficulty settings so he doesnt have to nerf his own fights
>How KEKRaut looks when he looks in the mirror and sees his brown turkish skin.
>susie vs the shelter door
>>553119627i like this mtt he looks bibilically accurate
>>553119627good noodle arms
>>553119717That servers been dead for months and I don't intend to post in it anymore. I would delete it if discord didn't make it a huge pain in the ass to delete servers.>>553119839JOBsie JOBS to DOORCHAD
>>553119839gaster is gero???
ENTER
>literally lyingnot even that long ago when his discord clowns were trying to suck him off mid-thread kek
>>553119725you're pathetic.i can see how you see eye-to-eye with doomer.
>>553120027The bunker isnt my server you fucking retard
scream louder temmiebrown
>>553116992>zelda 2 sucksYeah I guess>LttP slanderHoly fuck how can someone be this gay?
>>553120014Berdfag the thread is bad enough you don't need to encourage the dbz raid, I know you have a bad history with threadshitting you don't need to return to your old ways for attention now.
>>553120056aww, my dog kwautsie is feeling moodywho wants bellyrubs? you do! yes you do! :D
>>553118383I think you post about this guy because you're jealous of him getting to actually interact and work with the target of your stalking. You denigrate other Deltarune devs and staff for this reason. Why don't you work on a creation of your own instead of hounding the inane personal minutiae of a successful creator's mundane life? Are you stupid?
undertale deltarune.
>>553120207Newfag
>>553120056You don't need to call my name for help, you can handle yourself. You're a big boy.
>>553119935>>553119931ty his stupid arms are my favorite
>>553120182I think the dungeons aren't interested and have weird design and I think the samples used for the music were bad.
>>553120590get your shitsniffer keep it locked in the basement for the sake of humanity.
>>553120361We are Charlie kirrrkkkk we carryyy the dihhhh
>>553119839One of my favorite dbz scenes I hope to create a reenactment someday because even the anime doesnt do it justice
>>553120774Again I repeat myself, you can handle yourself. I'm going to go for a walk through the snow and buy an expensive mocha from the coffee hut.
>when you no hit the roaring knight
>>553121012your little buttbuddy, not mine.you are all up and cuddly about him.i ain't touching this with a 25,4 centimeter pole.
/a/ was right about dbz
kraut you are being so unbelievably cute right now
>>553121137Is that pole your dick?
>>553121308my pole is slightly smaller.about 30%yes, i calculated that.
stop raping kraut
>>553121137Kraut, numbersbro is my homie but I have no control over his actions and words any more than I have control over you. It's just funny to see you call my name like I was going to do anything about it. Like of course we see eye to eye, we see you acting silly.
Can someone erp with me I’m bored
That tornado's carrying a Fave!
>>553121462ok my fetish is bored anons uunnngghhhhh thanks later
>Hello Kraut
The Frightful Fave of the Fest
>>553121462*notcies ur bulge*O.o uwu whats this?
Catty has a Cherchez Le Femme unlock but it plays in her mind like a Yakuza sequence and its her and Bratty falling down a pile of discarded takeout boxes and layaway lingerie
45 minutes into Deltarune, you can see in the background in one of the levels, one of the background character midgets they hired fucking hanged themselves.
>>553121498Oooh>>553121545Aaahh *moans*
this game would be better if every female had boobs this big and with the physics as well.
>>553114795Finally someone else acknowledging the glaring Flowey issue with Human Dess instead of hyper focusing on Asgore letting her live
krautsie my beei wanna take off your clothes and call you honeyokay i'll stop now, hockeygame starting up
*if every Spamton
>>553121786I was pulling an Alphys and was autistically talking about anime with family and Highschool of the Dead came up and they all had a good time going gaga over anime boobs in anime, especially the girls
WOAH!
bronies this is your mindset
>>553121802>focusing on Asgore letting her livewhy would you even want a solution that makes asgore seem like even more of a bad and cowardly person
>>553121998>place>place but pokemon
>>553121997you were talking about anime boobs with your family?
Undertale Gaiden: Bratty and Catty's Quest for Handjobs Mystery Dungeon
>>553121998is this guy actually talented. i dont know anything about him
>>553121998imagine being a poet and having the name William Wordsworththat's like being a butcher and having the name Beefy McCutsMeat
>>553122178he cut somethings
>>553122178he is fluent in japanese and is all up the ass of japanese devs so he is a good fit for toby who struggles with jap
>>553122031Asgore refusing to kill HumieDess is definitely an issue but it can at least be explained by him making an exception, however much of a pussy it makes him Flowey on the other hand CANNOT have the inherent plotholes with another human explained away Either Dess had more determination than Flowey (which we know can't be the case because he was the sole user of save points before we arrived) or Flowey could've just merked her and used her soul along with Toriel's to cross the barrier (he's canonically killed everyone except Asgore)
>>553121684thats kris
kris is male even though she is shorter than most girls or something
>>553122352If Asgore starts making exceptions to his genocide war that breaks the main conflict of the game and the entire setting of monsters clinging to life because of that genocide war
>>553122009what did I do. nothing about this dogshit thread is my mindset
>>553122515To be fair the only girls we have for reference are literal monsters and magic object people so it's possible monsters are just generally taller than humans on average
>>553121998>"Here's a picture of me, Westminster Bridge">mention Wordsworth's Westminster Bridge poemOk>"THIS REMINDS ME OF POKEMON"Wtf? Is he sucking up to Nintendo or something?
>>553119971Yes, and the final boss in the depths of the shelter is Cell, just like Chrono Trigger.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohLegend of DELTARUNEWe fell from the lightTalk? Or should we fight?Schizoboss homicideThis MY DELTARUNE
I'm not against femkris but kris being a 5'4 emo male gets me harder than if he was a 5'4 emo female
>>553122310its called nominative determinism NERDLY
>>553122691
>>553122310Last names used to come from the profession people had.
>>553122310Ace attorney characters
If they were Total Drama contestants, how do you think each one of them would do?
>>553122310well shes a twist villain so what if we called her like evelyn deavor
1 2 3 4 5 6 PokemonPokemon1 2 3 4 5 6 PokemonPokemonWho you gonna vote for? Carol HolidayWho you gonna vote for? Carol Holiday1 2 3 4 5 6 Pokemon(Clap) (Clap) (Clap)
>>553122691Toby has been doing nothing but sucking up to Nintendo, it is countdown until he announces Tobyverse will be exclusively Nintendo going forward
doesnt the nintendo version of undertale have exclusive dlc already?
>>553123037https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__S49vV1nIY
Bratty hitting the fent lean after sipping the MTTris
This will be netflix live action adaptation Kris.
>>553122929
YOUDON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS JUST PEOPLE WHO LIVE NEAR YOUTHEY DON'T EVEN LIKE YOUYOU STUPID FUCK
I miss Bigot Tower
>>553123361kris to kris
Does it make you feel alive?
i am sure we'll talk about the game eventually
The population of the Underground minus Napstablook is equivalent to one human soul What's stopping Flowey from impregnating a monster and then absorbing everyone so he has the equivalent of a human soul plus one monster soul, and can therefore pass the barrier then?
>>553123563toby is a hack and a bad writer who doesnt think things through
Can't wait for the Undertale level in Smash 6 where if you do the right taunt you get a phone call with Papyrus and Undyne with wacky commentary on the character you're fighting
>>553123563He's an incel who peaked in New Home high school.
>>553123563Flowey can't absorb alive monsters without a great power source.
CHARMEEEELEEEOOONWAR TORTLEMEWTWO TENTACRUEL AERODACTYL
>>553122929Not in the 18th century though.
What's the worst Deltarune music? Not boring or forgettable but really fucking bad.
>>553123949susie's ones
>>553077225no this isn't dess the jacket is from dess though
>>553123930can you do it in the charmeleon voice? really put your diaphragm into it im talking really project that voice to _become_ charmeleon
>>553123037they all take turns spitroasting kris and ignore the actual competition
>>553123949pretty sure it's by design but Noelle's house music makes me want to bite things
>>553123548i'm sure you'll never talk about the game eventually
>>553123949Girl Next Door is weirdly bad for one of the main characters' themes
>>553122691who do you think convinced toby to make music for pokemon
>>553123949The piano plinking noise is in the OST so like objectively it's that
>>553124091not in a thread like this.give it six months when the women shriveled up and maybe the faggots simmered down.
>>553123949I think Castle Funk is significantly worse than the piano and retro chiptune versions. It's not horrible to listen to but it's a definite downgrade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V_wyZdgVMg
>>553119627this is baller!!!
>>553124160the music for noelle's house sounds weirdly cheap, too. reminds me of the kind of shit you'd hear on one of those shitty "elf-yourself" style holiday e-cards from the early 2000s
>>553124160Wrong, it's quite good
>>553124423I don't dislike it but I hope we get a new main castle town theme in Chapter 5 It'd bug me a bit if it was still Castle Funk
How do people dislike Noelle’s music
>>553123949It must be Sweet Capn Cakes theme
Do you think we will get another SURVEY_PROGRAM moment?
>>553124315>immediately starts whining about muh women and le fagsI have never met a woman who bitches more than you.
>>553124613I can tolerate it just because the shadowguys spoke in sax sounds and it's sort of funny to reference that but it's just not a really good sounding saxophone soundfont. At least the bassline sort of slaps.
>>553124503The composition is fine but the arrangement sucksToby's kind of an amateur at actual music production and it's one of those songs where it's really apparent
>>553124315ok kraut let's count them together. between your post here there have been:>553123563 1>553123634 2>553123645 3>553123656 4>553123738 5>553123949 6>553124008 7>553124013 8>553124090 9>553124160 10>553124271 1111 on topic posts! you and me are some of the only people not posting about ut/dr. go ahead and deflect about how this is to do with me being a woman or gay or something retarded like that but whenever you whine about the thread being off topic i want you to realize that you are one of the main culprits of this, so either talk about the game or stop whining about it.
fave is feeling really good again today
There's a part of Castle Funk where I ascend, I think its great. >>553124807I think it's kind of inevitable that for the release of either chapter 6 or 7, the usual ways Toby communicated are gonna get subverted and a bunch of shit is going to be covered in Wingdings.The only way there's another SURVEY PROGRAM moment would be for a "chapter 0", which I think is pretty unlikely. Toby is at the point he prefers people knowing what's left to come IMO
>>553124807no because consoles
Toby's an amateur, it shows Second class ROM hack Hey Earthbound called, said it wants its game back
>>553124909>ontopic>"guys what if spamton's socks green?"you waste my time.
>>553123037>Krisquiet weird and mysterious kid. hard to predict desu but I don't think he'd go far if he doesnt socialize>Susieloudmouth bully bitch, she's totally the type to lose just before the finale.>Noellesmart but she's too nice for her own good. either voted out by her team after being scapegoated for losing a challenge or she trusts the wrong person and gets betrayed>Berdlyeasily the most total drama coded character ever lmao. early boot after costing his team the challenge because he acted like a smartass>Ralseiultimate social goat, similiar to noelle but better at challenges I guess. voted off during merge for being too liked.
I don't know enough about musical production to dispute claims like "the arrangement is bad" but I would say that it must be the less valuable skill than whatever Toby's actually good at because his music BTFOs 98% of game music and big covers often don't sound better than his anyway, particularly because the instruments often call too much attention to themselves compared to the original tracks.
>>553125076It's kinda unfortunate that Toby can't do any meta game file shit because he'd have to either remove the entire thing from console versions OR give the console version a weird immersion-killing fake file explorer like DDLC which he probably doesn't want
>>553123285mettaton fent leaning and its just the micheal jackson lean
>>553125403https://files.catbox.moe/mmna4f.mp4
>>553125323>inventing posts because he has no argumentwell that's a new one
>>553125323Kraut even I was able to just now post about the game's soundtrack and give my genuine opinion. I really wanted to make a post about you instead, but that wouldn't be talking about the game like you demand everyone do.
Catti is basically a combination of Owen and Gwen from TDI s1 who were each the winners in alternately aired finales.
>>553125323literally NOBODY was asking for your opinion on femboy programmer socks
>>553124909The only thing he wants to talk about is shitty porn and the floating googlyeyes smile that’s 99% headcanon and I’m not even joking
>>553124849you call men, women.your opinion on things are unimportant when you are blind to objective reality.
>>553125323Lmfaoooooooooooooo
>>553125510Safari can't open the page because the server can't be found
going back to my depressive lull goodnite anons
>>553125591ideal woman
>>553125734>safariholy mother of cringe
>>553125504the happy medium is some in-universe DEVICE meddling stuff like that one save file screen
sex with kraut
>>553125743What is your OC before you go to bed
>speak truth>usual subjects angry
>>553125076God damn you console players. its fine changing file editing segments for fully released games like oneshot and ddlc, but consoles forcing game devs to change file changing segments while the game is still being developed is awful
>>553123949Noelle’s theme and all sweet cucktain cheeks “songs”
>>553125839There's gotta be some shit going on with the save files right. Like Gaster talking about "PREPARATIONS" when you copy it or something and Snowgrave=WrongSave
>>553125674Rent free. I only called you a woman.
>>553125591cattichads this is how we can still win
>>553124163Dont remind me of this because it just annoys me, given Tobys cocksuckers >literally fucked off to pad his resume and still has to gall to charge for a half finished game
>>553125930I'm finding immense humor in you today. Like I already show up to be entertained by you to begin with but you're going hard today.
>>553125886vessel/goner/bizarro noelle basically
>>553123949>https://youtu.be/McOfpEEXnq0?list=RDMcOfpEEXnq0this is pretty garbage.
>>553124849Truth nuke
sex with tenna
I want to start going to the gym but I obviously also don't want to because I keep putting it offIn other words, i want the results of gym but not going to it. I mainly have social anxiety about looking dumb or annoying the "serious" gymmers because I'm being a retard on the squat rack or something Said fave
Smooching his adorable yet handsome face and making him happy until a beautiful flower blooms on his nose!
>>553126102yeah and i like game discussion but all i get is retarded shit about unconsequential "what if" and then some dipshit thinks he can control the conversation by "sweet summer child"ing me.wonder why i don't like 'em.
we can no longer hold toby's music to the standard we are used to because he can longer play piano for extended periods of time which will naturally hinder skill and creativity. his health is more important, dont be selfish
Would Sweet Cap'n Cakes have been more memorable if it was just one guy
>>553126394Yes>553126336Do you get a boner when you make bait shitposts
>>553126135What a retarded take
[REDACTED] posting
>>553126394they'd be more memorable if they were ultraliberal
I CAST UNLIMITED DESTRUCTION AND EXPLOSIONS UPON THE DOG'S WRISTS
>>553126189if you cant get a friend to go with you just work out at home, at least until you become more confident
>>553126135It's a Disneyland reference about a ride built for international unity and the song was made immediately after the cuban missile crisis it's not supposed to sound good it's supposed to bring peace on earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxRW-duSCLA
>>553126287Nuzzling Tenna’s flower with your nose and he blushes (on the first date! How forward!)
Not liking Acid Tunnel of Love is a self report
>>553126394They would've been more memorable if they had gotten to actually do literally anything at all besides be a subboss but most chapter 1 and 2 NPCs have that same problem
>>553126503god that's gay.
>>553126394The ones that aren’t K_K needed bolder colors
>>553126807my initials are kk
>>553126925kris kringle...
so how long do i have to stop jerking off before i'm cured of deathgrip
>>553126189You dont have to go to a gym, especially if youre out of shape, watch some youtube videos for at home routines. If you do want to go, everyone there used to be a piss shitting fatty baby, they will leave you alone and in my experience, no one wants problems at their gym, most arguments start because of some asshole and the others are getting annoyed at some idiot thinking they get to show off after a pump. Anyways, get the cringiest most blatant shitpost of a gym shirt like this and its basically 20 bucks to buy some respect and protection from gymbros who think youre the quiet funny skinnyfat guy
>>553126503you do know some deeplore on things that i shouldn't have learned today.but congrats.
>>553126189No one will really care that you're there just as long as you don't hog up all the space or machines for no reason or interfere with someone's workout, trust me that anyone who's actually serious about the gym will instead be more focused on their sets and the exercises they're doing
>>553077225>>552794246a very skrunkly pluey
>>553126189no one will care, everyone is focused on themselves and their workouts. once you go the first time you'll realize that and then it will get easier every time
>>553127257cutie
>>553126621K. Round was pretty memorable to me when Chapter 1 was still new and he did nothing but attack us and roll awayI think it's mainly because the music guys just don't really have any particularly entertaining traits, and whatever they might've had is weakened because it's split across 3 characters who I couldn't tell you the personality of each one at gunpoint
>>553121552catty and bratty anon i just want you to know I appreciate you
>>553126135This song is what got me REALLY into music-making! Like, before hearing this song I kinda just dipped my toes into FL studio but now I'm in that app basically everyday
>>553127257i enjoy his screaming sneeter tail
>>553098925The game fucking crashed whenever I got close to beating him so he's the hardest boss by default
>>553127337Cap is the one that macks on the madamoizelles and K_K is the goofy one and Sweet is the third one that makes it a crowd
>>553126651no its not it ruleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X81AoBcVnaAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmx4J_myDeY
Bake a new bread im so fucking done with this one
bake a new thread so i can shit up that one even harder
>>553127609It's easy to forget Shrek was a good movie after all the memes sometimes.
>>553127748people are exceptionally grumpy today.
>>553127417there are multiple of us
>>553127430I do too I like when people reference the temmie tweet with his tail and make it a snake, it's also cute when it emotes for him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyQ0TyTVB8oMedia.Literacy.
>>553127816People needed to go for a walk and get an expensive coffee like I did. I'm feeling good now.
>>553128035So funny that undertale pedos think these games are connected in any major way when every reference to the game is the exact same as the short you posted.
Remember when no one knew how Dark Worlds worked and assumed "The Dark World" is just one big place containing Castle Town and the card world and that the whole game would be exploring more of the card places
Media.Pregnancy.
>>553128079expensive?i only drink the stuff so black it should be on a crime statistic.salt the coffee grounds and its not even bitter anymore.
>>553128079I got a donut because I still have my half dozen. Im still grounded from having coffee so I will join you next week
I'm drinking hot cocoa right now :) I love u very much
>>553128445
>>553128445Why?
>>553128204I dont believe that but I will try it
>>553128204I got a hand crafted espresso latte made by a cute girl expecting at least a dollar tip for the experience of buying coffee from a small dedicated standalone hut. Like a starbucks but if you didn't waste a whole real building on it and did 99% of your business through the drive thru. If it sounds kind of gay, it is. I drink normal coffee too but this is for when I'm feeling extra.
>>553128153remember when toby laid out the real world counterpart of the dark world for chapter 1 with the purple carpet to the left leading to the card castle on the right as well as the classroom to the right being to the right of castle town only to immediately drop this premise
MAKE ANEWTHREADYOUSTUPIDGAYFUCKS
>>553126135actual terrible take, the song is fine.my guess is you actually don't like it because of the homo associations with kris and ralsei. which is sad but predictable.
>>553128583not gay enoughbuy an espresso machine and a decent grinder
>>553128518because ur cool :)
>>553128534mind you, if you make a whole jug/can, the amount of salt fits inbetween two fingers. its not much, you will not taste the salt but it does make the coffee less bitter because ???I do drink my coffee like that.>>553128583i get it, i get it.it's this dopamine thing where you say "i did good today, today i will TREAT myself.">"i will not drink coffeei will drink ~C O F F E E~(tm)"I get it.wouldn't work for me.
>>553128762I'm too lazy to be that gay about waking up every day. I just chug unsweetened cold brew on a normal day.
>>553128583one of the creamer companies now sells flavored whipped topping, you can make your own girly latte or whatever at home now
>>553128608I'm too nervous to make it for the first time this time but you just copy paste the template and fill in the blanks and make a new post? Is it that easy? Is there something im forgetting that will out me as a newfag immediately?
>>553126112i like the vesseldoe>>553126189either get a pal or just do stuff at home>>553128589i really do wish he'd kept the the premise more closely. chapter 2 and 3 have excuses in that there was explicitly natural landscape Before that was built over (and 2 has the computer gimmick to make that even more direct) but chapter four feels like it would've been the perfect spot for this. makes me a little disappointed it was just "gerson spotlight" desu>>553128608utg will die here in a bickering thread, as it was always doomed to_
>>553128583Its ok I do the same, especially if they have ice cream anything, gimme that espresso shot with some ice cream forget about the coffee that was 5 mins ago when I didnt think espresso ice cream was an option
Next thread ladies please post harder about cute tennas and battats and other girl shit thank you
>>553128930the pastebin doesn't include the whiteboard/magma/worldoftext section you have to add it yourself or keep your own text file
>>553128583unrelated but related:Latte is the german word for "board of wood" and colloquially used to describe a boner.
I keep on giving Kris Dora hair.
I didn't know Acid Tunnel of Love was so beloved.I hate it because having to play through Chapter 2 six times, the acid tunnel sections just brought the pace of the game to a halt every single time. Dull music, boring timewaster puzzles, a mediocre fight against Rouxls that ends in four turns and maybe two funny jokes in the whole area.
>>553128589I never really thought about it but yeah he did immediately abandon the idea of Dark Worlds' layouts being directly mirrored by the room
>>553128920If this is you doom, why are you SO meIf you are someone else, why are you SO me
>>553128920consider:waking up early to make a latte for yourself and your bf in the morning
>>553129143cute. post
>>553129129As far as fun facts go that fact actually is pretty fun as "wood" and "woodie" are also slang for boners here.
>>553129096You're being a misandrist about this! Think about the male Tennafags!
>>553129163I see where youre coming from but when it comes to replaying chapter 2, I already wasted my hate during the sweet capn cakes unskippable sequence
>>553129392i know.i speak english and german.but you only speak english.i am downwards compatible.
>>553126472Deserved for taking 7 years to finish half of his game.
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>>553129163>a mediocre fight against Rouxls that ends in four turnsits always interesting watching someone do this fight and not immediately clock that you should cut off his access to the board
>>553129246I'm definitely doomin', the man the myth the legend. >>553129313He doesn't like coffee but also isn't a caffeine addict like I am. He's more of a soda with lunch type.
>>553129129literally NOBODY was asking for your opinion on mens boners
>>553129613>its always interestingIts never interesting watching babies play games unless they are family
I return>Got very ill>anxiety came>Sister broke leg openhow is /utg/ doing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy_VThrLsJ4&list=RDsy_VThrLsJ4&index=1
>>553129431Jk you have cute taste in tenna pics, keep posting. Just know you will be our slave in the future /undertale and tenna general/ future matriarchy
>>553129762you are extra feisty today.
He found the Nintendo Museum Poké lid.
Catty is caught lacking by the opps and forced to shimmy a little They are unimpressed and leave her in a bath of cold water
>>553122691Maybe he just likes Pokemon because he's an autistic guy
>>553124013Kino
