>Released ServersCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>552410676
>>553129657Actual Previous Thread:>>552748153
I saw the afterlife.
only 6 more months of this don't worry
>>553129657just close this pointless general already
/dreadmyst/ bros, we are coming home...
there isnt a SINGLE server worth playing on rn
>>553131141i'm surprised no one is talking about project Ebonhold here. Pretty fun new server that just opened up 2 days ago. Its a roguelite where everytime you die you use points from your previous life to get new skills.https://project-ebonhold.com/
>>553131204shut the fuck up
>>553131204>roguelite
>>553129964beats another year or whatever of vanillaslop
>>553131204We only talk guild drama here
>>553131851What's the latest drama
>>553131204"No!"
I hate Stiches so god damn much its unreal.
>>553132087Aechur..
>>553131204>IP grabber
>>553131204>190 accountsdead on arrival
>>553132087Evil is literally disbanding lmao
>>553132305>>553132470QRD?
>Evil couldn't even last until BWLK W A B
where is the warmane onyxia guild?
Shouldn't have made a new thread. Should have left that general dead.
>>553132553nah
Evil bros not like this...
>yfw Branded is the only remaining 4chin Wow guild leftMuhaha
my buddy told me someone had a melty in world chat. does some one have screens? it sounded hilarious.
>>553132553Branded stole the guild bank
>>553132151Why? What did he do to you?
>>553134449>discord>no
HE was Hadrianus all along..
How do I join Branded bros?
>>553135052Let me explain <Branded> to you.Right now, <Branded> has a clique of mentally broken trannies who are constantly online. These include Permalocked, Meradith, Rackbride, Nyssara, Dathran, and Tandrok.Despite being a clique and grouping together, they don't get along. Tandrok and Rackbride both shitpost each other in this thread and in /heals/. Rackbride does it by posting about how "that orc" (meaning Tandrok) is a bad dom, and invented a whole story while masquerading as Nyssara of how bad orc erpers were and forced her to quit (protip she didn't quit). Meanwhile Tandrok has figured it out and started hitting back. Meanwhile Dathran is playing both sides against each other, joining in on the shitposts because he doesn't like either doms. Hilariously, the subs in the guild are well-behaved and don't start any drama (outside Moonroar, who wants to be Rackbride's one and only), but do play into the drama by refusing to do shit about it. Permalocked knows what they're doing and refuses to kick them or intervene. But it's all these "doms" acting like little bitches.Long story short, that clique of faggots have invested so much time into their shitty guild that they don't have any high level alts in <Evil>. And these are the psychos you want to avoid.That said, I do believe some <Evil> people made <Branded> alts. But they'd also just do the needful, jerk off, and that's that. They aren't the ones engaging in all this dumb drama shit. I also think some of them have backed away from <Branded> because if you look at the roster there are a ton of inactive low level characters where they got their nut and split.
>>553135490Alright
Leveling on turtle (non hc), what professions to make some gold along the way? I took skinning to just vendor the leathers from all my beast kills and mining so i can auction off the bars. Was thinking blacksmithing but it doesn't seem worth it
>Aecheur says he is unemployed>but he won't login outside of raids
>>553135941chasing trannies is full-time
<gulag> won.
>>553136112built for worgen men
>>553136112only took trvmp a month to troon out and make a character called sluthera
>>553135883Mining is your best money maker since Engi, Blacksmithing and Jewelcrafting all require ores and gems. A common tactic which actually works on established servers is buying up all copper ore for market value and then raising the price to at least 20-30 gold per stack (rich lazy motherfuckers will actually pay this to level Engi on their alts). Herbing, Alchemy and tailoring are usually only worth it at endgame and even then the profit is pretty slim but they have steady demand.Echanting is pure dogshit no matter what, only take it if you're playing mage/paladin and enjoy spamming trade chat for 17 hours a day (oh you also need this one 0.05% money maker recipe drop from this Naxxramas raid boss (sorry the pugleader's e-GF (trans) got it over you))Fishing for Blackmouths, farming birds for Feathers and AH'ing greens are usually your best moneymakers early on.
>>553136483>a guy having epic /pol/ meme name is actually a retarded tranny freakim so glad i dont play with any of you cringy subhumans lol
Kneel
>>553137365HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>553136483Folks, I've been dominating World of Warcraft like nobody's business. Believe me, my male human paladin was a total winner, crushing quests left and right. But now, I've switched to my female human warrior, Sluthera, and let me tell you, she's FANTASTIC! Tougher, faster, and way more powerful in battle. The paladin? Too soft, too many heals when I need raw STRENGTH to take down those losers in the Horde. Sluthera is the FUTURE - sexy name, unstoppable force. Winning big time! #MAGAinWoW
Evil is dead... Where do we go now?
>>553138524mandate of haven
Please join <My Sister Can't Be This Cute> on Ambershire, whisper Aecheur to be added in
>>553134665he fkn kills me when im trying to do other stuff, like take care of my dumb family and drinking and doing drugs.
I have now killed 3 guilds.
>>553136112Hate MexicansHate ZiggersHate ERP fagsall 3 apply to your guild, fuck off
>>553102719>the entire time i saw maybe 2 comments made in guild chat that were about something sexualIt was me.
I need some femhelf leglock
>>553140468you okay, buddy?
>>553141292get in line buddy, I was here first
>>553141295I will be when you fuck off
>>553141501nah
>>553137365this is bassy's wife btw
>>553137678Someone make Bvllclinton on Tauri so Trvmp has someone to give bjs to
Stop bullying Trvmp! He's done nothing wrong!
>>553143538more like Netanyahu
>>553143849
>>553143840hes destroying my country THO?
>>553142393Bassy plaps this?!
>>553144172No, this plaps Bassy.
justice for Safir
>>553146170Kill yourself
>>553146170FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME FREE MY NAME
<Evils Bane> won.
>>553131204That actually does sound really fun.
>>553134449>>Is this guild related to the Full Moon Company?>No, but if you're a Full Moon Company refugee, you're welcome herethe beginning of the end
>>553102719>the entire time i saw maybe 2 comments made in guild chat that were about something sexualThis must have been after Rackbride quit because before that dude would constantly bring up weird degenerate sex in the guild chat.
>>553146170lmaoooooo
Based God Gamer Silkfang hereI'm above 3K in all 3 roles on 3 different classes on retail, making me the best player here... (again)Best Hardcore playerBest Vanilla, TBC and Wotlk playerCan I be stopped? Sadly, not...
>>553153845i'm a humble futa on male scholar and he refused to erp with me
>>553154192Maybe someday someone will be your friend.
>>553154594friends are for losers and jocks
>>553137365But how big is her penis?
>>553154543Weird because in gchat he talked about being a switch who would do anything and was “basically a dildo for others to use.”
Why is this thread so dead?
i want to play HC on turtle but it actively fucks you over 1-60 since you don't have access to a) designated bank alt to mail excess shit to and b) the auction house. the former would allow you to send stuff to for storage (hurr its le hardcore to have to vendor valuable shit) and the latter would allow you to sell things for levelers. i don't think hc characters should have access to BUY things from the ah, only SELL. chances are you'll be semi broke if you make it to 60 in the current state and this just feels shitty. it doesn't feel like an achievement with how punishing this is
>>553160010Asalys is in jail
>>553160084Why is Asalys in jail?
>>553160010I'm watching Malcolm in the Middle
>>5531605433 consecutive charges of killing innocent /wpsg/ guilds
>>553160027Just paypig and buy repair bot (or the squire if Hunter). You get refunded any turtle tokens if you die as hardcore so it’s worth purchase. With hardcore a huge chunk of your money comes from vendored goods. Loot everything and vendor vendor vendor. Use a crafting profession to turn raw mats from a gathering into higher profits and vendor them. Fish junk piles and vendor them.I hit 100 gold before I hit 35, sometimes before I hit 30, just by vendoring and selling some choice pieces of loot to players that I know they want when I get lucky on drops.
GigaBVLL has started his journey on Tauri
>>553160786Which three?
>>553161292I had close to 200g by around the late 20s just by auctioning copper/bronze/silver bars and coarse stones. fishing and skinning is just icing on the cakehardcore is a fucking meme
>>553162548>auctioningHardcores can't auction. You're stuck selling directly to people within five levels of you and they don't have a ton of gold either. If you try to sell raw mats to other players at best they'll offer vendor price.
>>553163329I'm aware. I'm saying on my non hc character i made loads of dosh because of the ah. it's kind of a retarded restriction to not be able to sell shit to people. i understand no buying, because you could just buy the best gear for each level and trivialize the challenge, but let's be real you can already trivialize it by abusing tents and getting world buffs
>>553163504It's not a retarded restriction when you're illustrating how having AH gives you a massive advantage. I do agree that tent and world buffs should also be disabled for hardcore though. But the solution is clearly to be more restrictive rather than less.
Twow should just make a 10-question quiz to test leveling knowledge and award that, and a 2/100 death dice roll after each question to keep it spicy.
Or you could just level a hardcore character if it's so easy. I did. And it is easy. But it's also not something I spend any time crying about.
What led to the downfall of <Evil>?
>>553163891exactly how does SELLING shit give you an advantage if you can't BUY anything? is the advantage not being absolutely cucked by the time you reach 60 and have the AH restrictions lifted? If HC is about leveling then what does it matter if you can sell shit
>>553164672Go back to retail
>>553166114lol fucking retard, of course you have no proper argument
>>553166245*sucks your cock*
>tauri deadall these years waiting for that garbage server just to have a shitty pop number and basically you cant LFR if you're NA.that said.warmane or turtle?
>>553166483turtle if you want actual players, despite its flaws.
>>553164672I think only being able to trade with other hardcores and no AH is cool as it kinda creates another little economy.
>>553164672I agree with you in principle. However the majority of your gold will be made (and spent) at 60, so it's not a huge deal. You can still stockpile materials for when you hit 60 so you aren't completely poor once you finish hardcore
I don't mean to be mean but all Indians ever should die, and stay off our glorious western internet. We need a brownwall.
>>553167542Indian daddies broke your mind i fear
>>553164672>exactly how does SELLING shit give you an advantage if you can't BUY anything?1. I make a hardcore character.2. Oh no I need cash for my spells.3. No worries, I just put a worthless piece of junk for several gold on the AH.4. Then I buy the worthless piece of junk on my main.5. Now I have cash to buy my spells.Then I can do the same with my mount money. Same if I want to buy some of the good vendored items out there. It just gives such a big work around over the whole "you can't trade with the character" by making it so actually I can trade with this character and fund its journey to 60.>>553166824This 100%. It not only created a cool side economy but also strengthened the community. People really rely on one another in hardcore as a result. And you're meeting up with people versus faceless AHing.I really have no clue what this guy is crying about. Maybe he's just anti-social and the thought of having to talk to another human being in a video game scares him.
Ok. I'll bite. Did <Evil> actually disband or is this just a dumb larp? I didn't join so I wouldn't know. Kind of sounds like one anon is making shit up though in an attempt to troll or stir up drama but nobody is taking the bait.
>>553168275>Kind of sounds like one anon is making shit up though in an attempt to troll or stir up drama but nobody is taking the baitThat's what it is
>>553168275Both Branded and Evil are dead and irrelevant The only alive guild is gulag on Tauri Legion
>>553167960>all gold made from the auction house or trade with non hc players is locked until 60 in your bankNow what?
>>553168632That's such a strange thing to do. What gets into some anons?
>>553168275Evil's fine. Random thread schizos making up drama.
>>553168951The truth is the majority of "drama" that gets posted to this thread is just schizoid fabrications
>>553169082>Evil's fine>0 onlineKEK
>>553168275Elekkow is doing some schizo larp where he talks retarded made-up shit about the guild to discredit the thread because he got outted as Alynastrasza's alt account. "The thread sure is crazy guys! They think the guild is dead and that I'm some person I'm definitely not!" It's low IQ manipulation tactics.
>>553168865I wouldn't mind this if your AH'd gold stayed in escrow until you hit 60 as a non-inferno player. It'd only gimp you since you'd lose out on gold that you'll need to progress in the game as a hardcore while not really helping you since it's so damn easy to make gold at 60 but if you don't mind being unable to afford spells and your mount then that's on you.
>um p-please mr. shaman sir c-can I have a basilisk please<Heavy's Voice> NO!
>>553170561fucking SLUT
>>553170561That’s so funny Alynastrasza
any good private servers for a 29 year old man to pass the time on?
>>553171140microbot
>>553171140Try Tauri
>>553171140Tauri Legionjoin gulag
>>553168275come molten core saturday 19:00 utc and see for yourself nigga
>>553171140turtle wow for nilla'tauri for etail'
>>553168275See >>553153224, not a single member online.
>come back after a year>FmC is gone>two new dogshit guilds that don't have enough players to raid even if they merged togetherHow disappointing....
>>553174782It's your fault.
>>553174782Just do what every sensible anon did and join a real guild.
>>553170561Um bros why is this set up the same way fish has his UI?
>>553175317Elekstrasza…
alynastrasza makes me violently sick and i vomit (because hes trans and im anti trans)
How big actually is the raid squad in Branded
Kollector was my favorite hunter
>>553168275Evil... our guild... it's gone... fuck
>>553176654Around 12 or so. They have two tanks and healers, and they field the highest DPS in their raids. They use pugs just to fill numbers to 20. I believe most the pugs they have join in every week as well.
branded and evil are eventually going to link up and raid together for aq40 & naxx...... right...? right?????
>>553177585The general consensus in <Evil> is that we'd rather take pugs than a bunch of trannies that are constantly shittalking us in the thread unprompted.
>>553177585Aecheur already tried to get Branded to join Evil's first Molten Core raid and they turned him down. He then melted down and started shitposting them nonstop until Silkfang doxxed him.
>>553177585BWL and AQ40 scale to 20 so we are fine for those. The problem will be the new raid, ES, Naxx and Kara
>>553179394The solution is to invite non-anons to the guild to build up your raid force because you are going to be hard-pressed to find geared pugs for Naxx on Ambershire when it rolls out.
>tfw realized gulag is alliance onlyKEK what a bunch of faggots
>>553177585Linked together they have maybe 10 players that you can take into naxx.
It took me a while, but I've fully accepted Epoch is deadit had the BEST leveling experience I've ever had in classic by far, it was fun while it lasted bros
>>553183234name them
>>553171140After finding wod/leejun leveling giga-gay and Stormforge a laggy mess I went back to tutel
>>553185115You can go into their raid log and grab the names from there.
>>553185352okay then do that you fucking liar, you lying fraud bitch
>>553182449t. noshoes faggot
>>553190658I'm a stinky no shoes blood elf *rubs my stinky blood elf shoeless feet on your face* how do you like that alliance faggot
>>553190658I have hoofs dumb retard
>>553187763turtlogs.com/viewer/73807/base>Tandrok>Caelwynn>Esperanza>Izvorinka>Trna>Zey>Moonroar>Dathran>Chasteless>Cagedfemboy>Syllana>NyssaraThose are the people who raid in their guild. Every single one of them would be fine to take into Naxx when the time comes except maybe Syllana who is Elaynna and I believe has abandoned the character since being outted. But then Elaynna did Naxx already. Of these players, Dathran and Nyssara are easily the highest skilled and most valuable. Cagedfemboy is also a really good player despite their character name.I'm not >>553183234 nor am I in Branded.
>>553195676>I'm not >>553183234No shit, he was saying the exact opposite and that most of them are dogshit (he's right)>nor am I in Brandedlmao
>>553197427But what he wound up saying was true. They have like ten people in that guild that you could take to Naxx.
>>553198510Why would you post that on a blue board no less? People are here to chill and you post stuff like that out of nowhere.
>>553199042Genuine mental illness.
>>553199042I am here to gain the izzat sir.
>Why would you post that on a blue board no less? People are here to chill and you post stuff like that out of nowhere.
Branded will join Evil's raids but only if Elekkow cleans Permalocked's cock cage with his tongue.
Biological female here who is in <Evil> AMA.
>>553203398Biggest cock?
>>553203501Biggest one I've personally seen so far on turtle.
>>553203398Why won't you or anyone else in the guild log in?
>>553203824None of us are Indian so it's not a reasonable time to play video games.
>>553203865But you're in the thread right now, Apu.
>>553203824I haven't played in awhile but I'm thinking about ocming back and finally hitting lvl 60 which is why I'm here right now.
>>553203950I can shitpost while driving.
>>553203971So log in and do it.>>553203987>"i'm totally not an indian sar">admits to driving like an indian
>>553204095This is forced, Tanjeet.
>>553204146>TanjeetOh, you're the Indian who posted the Indian rape webm and then didn't understand why other anons might be disgusted by it because that shit's normal for you >>553198510
>>553204095I have to wait a few hours so you don't know my characters name.
ah shit I'm being pulled over anyway you're a bitch and Indian and it's not a coincidence that Branded has the most people on during Indian peak time which is the early morning in NA and right before work starts where I am and anything you say in response is cope you don't even really believe
Ain't no way mandem stays 24/7 on wow to refresh /who Evil corny ahh mf :skull:
>it's not a coincidence that Branded has the most people on during Indian peak timeThere's currently one guy from Branded logged in and one person from Evil logged in. Guess they're both Indian guilds.
Everyone posting in this thread right now is from India.
>>553204690I'm retarded and up at 4:30 am doing laundry for my husband because I forgot to clean his work clothes yesterday plus I'm also eating a big bowl of icecream.
BIOFEM DETECTED
Imagine working 14 hour shifts just to come home to some fat whore smoking weed and eating ice cream while playing on troondle wow and not even cleaning your clothes at a reasonable time
>>553205006And she's ERPing with me.
>>553205006wtfugg I don't smoke weed.
>denies weed smoking>doesn't deny erpingSHE BELONG TO THE STREETS
>>553205198I can't believe Dudeweedlmao would cheat on her husband like that!
>Ain't no way mandem stays 24/7 on wow to refresh /who Evil corny ahh mf :skull:Unlike your guildmates I actually play the game so it's not hard to do a /who and post it.
>>553205486>midthat's overly generous
>>553205486I should have went undead warrior!!!!!!
>>553205472get a job freak
>>553205660I have one.
Which server has a higher population now? Nord or Amber?
Kicked out of 4 guilds and it was never his fault? Okay bro.
>>553206052Both have similar populations.Right now, Nordanaar has 2714 players online.Ambershire has 2726.
>>553206080Actually it's 5 now.
>>553206208It's probably been more than 5 to be fair.
>>553206052turtle wow staff are incompetent, so just play noord where it's all progressed
>>553206187Ah ok only thing I dislike about Amber then is I'm poor there and I dont have any high lvl characters.I let all my mail rot when I quit and I had like 3 blues on the AH at the time so that hurts, one of them was a rare twink drop that probably sells for a ton now.
AAAACKKK!!!!
>>553206383https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsqMvz7w72w
>>553206335When I came back a month ago I tried both servers but ultimately chose Nordanaar because the community overall was just better.
so cold...
>>553206707I think the main thing is I'm at least exalted with WSG and AB on amber at a low lvl but I imagine I'll replace the epics those will give me pretty fast at 60.
>>553207042While those are cool epics they are extremely replaceable.
Dios mio...
>>553208195gulag sister guild
>>553208195Cara Maxima?
>10 evil members online all of a sudden
>9am on Brazil >everyone in Evil loginshmmmmmmm
>>553213032>>553214060I thought their guild was dead. Are you saying Elekkow lied?
>>553214787While all shamans are niggers, they're not Brazilian.
>>553205006And people work their ass off for that, who eats ice cream at 4am in january?Is the husband a pedophile?
ALL MY GUILDMATES ARE MORONS
Olá! Eu represento a guilda <Evil>, por favor, parem de espalhar calúnias, pois somos todos gringos.
>>553215317Te odio y espero que te ataquen con una bomba nuclear.
>tfw no 12 year old daughtergfwife to eat icecream with at 4am after having hot steamy babymaking sex
>>553215846Por que você é tão tóxico?
I thought Asalys was banned...
>>553216843EU made imports from South America taxfree so I bought Asa as a femboy maid
The Brazilian tranny must be stopped.
>>553195676cant judge the healers performance based on that but overall that dps is on the low side.Assuming their gears isnt horrible and they didnt die they should easily manage 400 dps.
>>553220825Anywhere from 200 to 400 is typical for fresh 60s. If you look at the ones on the lower end of the DPS chart, they aren't geared very well.
>>553221585Zey and Moonroar both have good gear but are doing dogwater DPS.
>>553214060I've been found!
>>553222417fr fr ong
>sir i do 400 dps in full molten core gear that is very many, i am ready for naxxFucking lmao
>>553222789i think the funniest cope they have is calling their raiders naxx ready when their top damage dealer is doing 600 dps on a fully geared rogue
latest evil raid vs posted branded logskeep shilling your shit erp guild and trying to groom normal people while having to pug for molten core. shitbags
>the lawyers representing turtle wow used AI and kept in hallucinated citationsyea it's over, isn't it
>>553223747>aecheur would go up from 11th to 10th if he joined brandedlmao no wonder he was begging them to join the raids
>>553223773Blizzard hallucinated about the people involved, I'm sorry, alleged, so whatever.
which one guys?
>>553224067hi crogge
>>553223747You're just proving the point that neither guild have a full team for naxx, combined they do.
>>553224239dwarf, male.
>>553224381name yourself tranny, or forever your wound will dilate
>>553224239male orrc has the best animations for everything, trolls are stupid, taurens are for furfags, goblins are a joke race like gnomes and only faggy nerds pick those
>>553224239female orc with a slutmog
I'm new to Tauri, what's the best raw gold farm for a 100 DH? Need to buy some looms before i level some alts.
>>553225223go on the PVP realm, make a DH, it's 15x, leave with 20k~ gold that you get from the starting zone
>>553223747>crap vs shit
So that Crusader Storm server is dead? 47 seems like not the best pop.
>>553223747How is Zey only doing 300 DPS with her gear? That's barely more damage than auto attacking.
>>553226204it's hard to play with a dildo up your ass
>>553226204200-400 dps is more than enough for molten bore. my advice is not to take the meters too seriously, have fun, and enjoy the company of your guildmates.
>>553224774>taurensSAAR
>>553226874>my advice is not to take the meters too seriouslyIts hard to do that when guild leadership is always flipping out about that shit.
>>553226204The Aecheur of branded
>>553227253That has never once happened in <Branded>.
>>553226874Yes most MC fights it doesn't matter, the early ones especially are easy with no real DPS checks, you can take most of the raid slow and steady. Even later ones are more coordination checks than anything else, such as Majordomo and Ragnaros, or Baron Geddon as a "don't blow up the whole raid" check.Having more DPS helps get the fight over with faster, so if you do have poor coordination it doesn't matter as much if one or two idiots gets themselves killed. But if everyone is careful and stays alive DPS isn't important.
>>553227253Nobody in Branded gives a fuck about the damage meters which is all too clear by their raid log there.>>553226874>>553227479Their healers are pretty good and Dathran is a really skilled tank. Really the only place where they're lacking is DPS.
Yep, I'm thinkin' <gulag> won.You would be wise to join us.Now.
>>553227841To <gulag>'s credit there's no drama but that's only because there's no players.
Whats this weekly quest shit on Turtle?
>>553227841two more weeks surely!
>>553195676how is a 300 dps warrior "naxx ready"?
>>553228762Just two more years until legion
>>553229452Nobody in Molten Core gear is "Naxx ready" my friend. Anon specifically said>Every single one of them would be fine to take into Naxx when the time comes
Renowned goblin alchemist Ezzel Darkbrewer joins forces with Nefarian in the next patch — Nightmares of Ursol.
>>553229586she's struggling to do tank-tier dps in the easiest raid in the game. if that's adequate to be considered "fine to take into naxx when the time comes" then every single evil raider also clears that extremely low bar too. but as we know from FMC's failure, bringing all the deadweight, below-average grey parsing raiders (who were carried through the easier raids) wont be sufficient to clear naxx.
>>553230848FMC would have cleared naxx with enough players.
>>553230848300 is above what tanks typically do in MC though.FMC's failure was being unable to bring 30 to a 30-man raid.
Today I'm going to spend all day having schizo meltdowns about guilds I'm not a part of.
>Today I'm going to spend all day having schizo meltdowns about guilds I'm not a part of.This but unironically.
Today, we are playing Dreadmyst (Gummykino).
>>553230165
Are both guilds just raidloggers? I check the /who for Evil and Branded every now and then while leveling out of boredom and I never see more than 2-3 players at a time. Was debating joining one but what would be the point with such numbers?
>>553230848Yeah no instead of bringing 20 to Naxxramas FMC definitely would have full cleared if they only brought 15.
>>553232028Pretty much. Neither guild is really active much any more outside of raids. Just find another guild at this point.
>>553232028Join a normie dadgamer guild, it’ll be better in almost every aspect (other than not being able to say nigger).
elekkow groomed me into joining evil
watching rambo first blood and eating hotdogs while waiting for my pug to fill
elekkow lovebombed me into giving her a mooncloth bag
Just spent 2 hours setting up my UI and things on Tauri and now i don't want to play anymore
>>553232409>>553232940Yeah think I'll just look for a casual leveling guild, would have been nice to try playing with fellow /vg/ anons but raidlogging is cancer.
>>553136483>>553137126Nice projection, Ganesh...>>553137678TRVE!
If you free up the Niwi name I'll trade you evils entire gbank.
Just got groomed by a faildom in <Evil> only to learn they were an alt of a supersub in <Branded>.
>>553235090This but real. please return niwi wahhhhh :(
>>553235559why should i do that after how you acted towards me?
Asalys cracked my egg and I couldn't be happier ^_^
>>553236012*explodes u with my mind* Heh..... That'll teach you
>>553232940I did this and while I don't say nigger in the guild I would say their politics lean right. They were making fun of the woman who got shot by ICE.
>>553236697flooding guild chat with /pol/shit then not even letting you say nigger is the worst of both worlds
>>553237148retardmost wow players are right wing leaning, as most gamers are, they just dont make it their entire personality
>>553237148Hardly flooded. More like a handful of jokes. Makes sense since it's a big story. But usually they don't really touch politics.Personally I'd rather play with people who sometimes make an "I identify as an attack helicopter" joke than a dude who cages his cock or a dude who hits on dudes who cage their cocks.
>>553237148I'm in a random dad guild. Someone said nigger in voice chat and nobody gave a shit.
>guy advertises guild as based free speech degen haven >whisp him to inv me>type nigger as my first message>get instantly kicked
>>553238412>join guild>guild lead types nigger every second word>keeps talking about his dick and how "aryan" he is>it's a deluded rusgroid
my previous dadgamer guild didnt mind the occasional niggerword or racist joke either. just dont be weird about it and turn gchat into a klan rally.
>>553239953>dont turn gchat into a klan rallyguild discarded
>>553238412<Texas Knights> doesn't tolerate racism.
A certain magical Pearl!
>>553240641please come back
A panda named Pearl.
Pearl
Holding paws with Pearl while fishing.
>the schizo is backawesome
What did he mean by this
>>553246037who cares about retoilet
1 HOUR until gummy
Dreadmyst, home...
>>553223747Tandrok, I invite your response?
>>553248917is there dreadmyst general on vg?
Tauri is fun but it is legitimately ruined by the server being 99% illiterate dipshit braindead mexicansruins the leveling experience, can't do dungeons, can't do bgs, there's maybe a few dozen players that are actual people, rest is bottom of the barrel favela tier spicsthe solution is so fucking simple too, just ban spanish, they're all poor fucks that would have never donated to the server anyways and are an absolute net negative to haveI say all of this as an actual spic, these "people" are barely sentient, no matter if you actually speak their language
>>553249463global is already english only>just ban themyou still need NPCs to populate the world
>>553245436>implying he ever leftKotofanya is just off his meds today.
>>553250284>global is already english onlyits not enoughmexicans are worse than indians, they need to be aggresively hunt downthis is like saying>so what if I have cancer in all my organs, I dont have any brain tumors so its ok
Dreadmyst already flopped and it did not even launch officially yet.Good job Gummy.You raped me for a fourth time...
>>553249329i made a thread on v for you
>>553249463Silkfang.....
>>553250743You deserved it. Slut.
dread what?
Pochie~?
>>553224239femgob in slutmog
BRAVO GUMMY
>>553224239They all have Alliance crotch and ball tattoos btw.
>>553254401chi-chan owes me sex
>>553224239fem tauren
>>553256752She only fucks Alliance men raw.
>>553224827Will people make fun of me if I play this?
>>553257653nah theyll legit goon
>>553248917As someone who absolutely loved and played a ton of aion 1 when it first launched in NA, I can't take this game serious when it literally ripped EVER SOUND EFFECT AND SONG from aion 1 and used them.
Well, the "launch" went exactly as you might have expected.
is turtle...over?
Guys what should I play on my Ambershire return? I have a lvl 30 warrior and a level 20 shaman which one do you all need the most for content? I like both classes I just want to be helpful in dungeons, pvp, and raids so help me choose please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>553258068it went from low quality russian slop to alright quality euroslop, now that they are losing their devsit's back to low quality russian slop content
>>553258220We need Shamans.
>>553257653i goon to femorcs
God I just cannot stop masturbatingIt's becoming a problem
>>553258548cut off your limbs
>>553257653If you post a slutmogged femorc to this thread /wpsg/ will crown you its queen.
Did evil ever make a discord? I want friends to voice with while I level.
>>553259802bizarre
>>553259802Yeah but barely anyone ever uses it outside raids.
>>553232028Theres nothing to do on amber.
>>553260414You could try playing the game.
cant even play the latest gummy rugpull because the client freezes when i click the login button :(
>>553259786So if I look like this in-game and in rl I will become the queen of the entire general?
>>553261557my queen...
>>553258220We need more retribution paladins
what classes does branded or evil need that femorcs can be?
>>553262118<Evil> need at least 4 more shamans.
>>553262118Rogues, Warrior, Warlock, Mage, Hunter, Shaman,
>>553256752me in the back
ok I forgot how based people are on this server, I made fun of indians and now I have 3 random bros just cracking jokes about them with me in whispersif I did that on retail I would eat a perma
>>553261557I kneel...
>>553261557brrrraaaaaaaaaap
>can't play Dreadmyst because the site explodedSAD! Also finding out this is a Gummy project is funny, is it going to actually survive more than a few weeks?
any good servers?
nordanaar or ambershire if my gimmick will be a femorc with an alliance brand?
>turtle actually has mercenary mode in BGs nowthis is actually pretty huge
>>553267656Ambershire, whisper anyone from <Unbrander>.
>>553267656Nordanaar, whisper Holbart, but make sure you have a feminine penis.
>>553268904weird way to spell zaptuah
>>553267656Nord, whisper Jib if youre a dommie mommy, holbart if youre a sub futa.
>>553268904>>553269040QRD on holbart?
Holbart... forgive me
>>553266883Pochie
>>553269207he is a sexpext really into futahe is also quite active on rule34 website
>>553270614zanzabart....
goddamn I hate nu-tauren faces
>>553275427stop playing retail then
>hardcore>prot paladin>mining/smithingi know its cheating but man is it comfy
>>553277094Does bubble hearth works on Turtle? I'm thinking of leveling a prot pala hardcore on Epoch.
>>553277523yeahall the heals, loh, bubbles, free instant attacks at level fucking 8, giga prot tree, free mount etc. just such a stacked class on turtle. it was already stacked in 'nilla but troondle dialed it up to 11. i love it
>>553275712taurichad actually
>>553277692Sorry, I meant when playing hardcore, in classic hardcore the devs disabled bubble hearth for example.
>>553277523>>553277692yes but bubble and bop have very short durations at low lvls so you can't actually bubble hearth until I believe the highest rank of bubble which is like 40+
>>553275427
redpill me on turtle warrior
THE WALLTHE WALLSO HIGH IT COULD MAKE YOU FALL
>>553278240>worst tank>not top dps anymore>target dummy in pvpThey've changed the website, but the old one gave an introduction on the classes and their reasoning behind a lot of the changes they made. The very first line for the Warrior was something along the lines of "let's face it, Warriors are straight up overpowered in Vanilla".That tells you all you need to know about the state of the class on the "all the developers on discord have 'Paladin/Shaman/Druid' in their bios"
>>553278240actually pretty good>normalized rage so its actually fun to play right out the gate>you get pummel at like lvl 8 now so you can 2h interrupt early and don't have to shield swap macro>gets new special abilities in arms tree that makes you pretty mean in low lvl pvp but ultimately deep fury autoattack spam is still best mainly because you can spam piercing howl
>>553278240mogged by paladin HARD
Chinese people...Please come back to Truttle...We'll give you a free Panda mount and Pooh Bear pet pls, pls, pls Shenna needs another vacation to Montenegro she'll domestically abuse me again if the revenue stays this low PLEASE XIE XIE
>>553279191bug people ruin every video game they touch nasty ugly ass bug eyed chink cheaters
>>553278240good single target tanks and dpsdon't touch it if you have any interest in pvp whatsoever though, actually sad how much worse they are than literally every other class. if both groups are full then who wins the bg is decided by which side has less warriors.
>>553280198who is even a bad single target tank dude, what do you mean by "good single target tank"
>>553280527>who is even a bad single target tank dudepaladins do way less single target threat than equally geared warriors in the year 2026>inb4 disagreement based on outdated information
>>553280738i've never seen a warrior with great threat but i've seen paladins doing stupid high threat on fights like patchwerk
>>553278240Put it this way: everyone on turtle is playing TBC while warriors are stuck in 'nilla
>>553281405jesus christ anon
>>553281472honestly if warriors got victory rush, spell reflect, and hamstring cooldown removed they would be in a much better place on turtle.
When is Legion coming on Tauri?
thread's themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqMXcLL9Mmg
>>553282509I like the part where it goes niggerniggerniggernigger
>>553281472that's a very apt description and how i feel about the class
>>553281405you made me so angry i spent my time editing this picture to be correct instead so no one gets misled.to be entirely correct, all tanks are viable for every content, even for patchwerk soaking, and you will get good clear times if the tank knows their rotation and gearing well. This chart lacks an important tab called "effort to reward ratio" where warrior would get fucking 1 at best whereas bear would be 5"
>>553283494source: it came to me in a dream
>>553283494angry ahhh little nephew
>>553283494a + is a + you can't just say it's only half
>>553283702source: bis deep prot warrior and played with top tanks of other classes, did every raid every boss countless times, tanked same bosses with them in the same raid: observed things like bear tank taking unbalancing strike from instructor while doing 3k tps in full mit gear or paladin doing 1000 dps MT'ing patchwerk
>>553283987noob
>>553284254utterly destroyed. sit the fuck down tranny
>>553283987>the class I play just happens to be the worst in every category that's why other tanks are doing better than me it has nothing to do with skill it's just my classokay
>>553284643to be fair warrior does the most dmg as a tank and also has the best aoe threat because of imp tclapThey're also the best tank if you're progressing with low end gear, once everyone is geared they can literally just tank in dps gear and be top 5 while still being deep prot while the paladins, tank shamans, and bear druids will do horribly low dmg even in the best gear in the game.
GO DOWN BONERGO DOWNI ALREADY JERKED OFF 5 TIMES TODAY GO DOWN I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO IT AGAINI HAVE SHIT TO DO GO DOWN BONER GO AWAY
>>553278575SOVL
>>553285825never ever
>>553284919Everything you keep saying is wrong, warrior has decent AoE not because of improved thunderclap but because of cleaving while tab targeting quickly, it absolutely does not compete with paladin for AoE threat, you are genuinely schizophrenic if you think this is the case. Improved TC hits 4 mobs and does 300-ish threat at the absolute best wearing 5 piece T2.5 and taking talent (you will never take this talent in any good tank spec), with a cooldown of 5 seconds. That's nothing compared to consecration or swipe or even to cleave.Their AoE threat is give or take same as druid, but slightly lower. A warrior tank, whether fury prot or deep prot will never out damage a bear, and arguably will not out-damage a paladin. How much you damage still doesn't matter because other classes have higher threat modifiers for their spells to begin with, even though you are already doing less DPS. >>553284643You don't play Turtle WoW. They were the best tanks by far before CC2, every other tank got mega big buffs while fury prot got nerfed and deep prot got buffed, and while serviceable its miles behind bear or paladin. I know you take it personal when I call your class better because it makes you realize you are being carried by your class and you didn't suddenly become good at the game after CC2.
>>553286023that's a lot of copeyou do bad because you're bad and you'd still be bad if you switched to paladin, druid, or shaman.
>>553261557Instead of thunderclaps it’s thunderBRAPS
>>553286023I may not play Turtle WoW, but I know cope when I see it.
torzag is jibbing out watch out!!!
>>553285240
>>553284919>warrior [...] has the best aoe threat because of imp tclap
>>553286023Good job breaking the furry and tranny's brainsTurtle has always been a dogshit server for retards
Guys my PvP video is finally done! Please check it out and let me know what yall think im putting link for google drive and youtube.https://drive.google.com/file/d/1w2vUxHnPJwgBjJMYDkOz-C62roC3VUN5/view?usp=sharinghttps://youtu.be/mTy1yvc4Sic
>>553287232>that first fight where the hunter literally just stands there while the retard rogue murders the squishiesthis is why I stopped healing BGs, one hamstring, one trap and the rogue would have died without killing anyone.
>Gummy using stolen assets for his new MMOKEEEEEEK >>>/v/730465718
>>553261557MORE
>>553286889GOD DAMN ITGOD FUCKING DAMN ITI'D JUST CALMED DOWN AND NOW YOU MADE ME HORNY AGAINFUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUYOU'RE MAKING ME JERK OFF AGAINYOU MIGHT AS WELL BE JERKING ME OFF YOURSELF FUCKING FAAAAAGGOOOOOOT!!!!
>>553287620It's not stealing - it's a homage.
>>553283494>Nonny doesn't even know what these word mean
class for this feel?
>>553283494Be honest do you just not know what avoidance is?
>>553289132
>>553289213>retail
>>553289373I accept your concession
>>553289424You lost when you proved that you didn't know what it meant
>>553289547That wasn't me. Avoidance is just avoiding damage taken. A deep prot warrior will have about 60% total avoidance in threat gear, with about 20 of it being dodge, 11-13 parry and rest shield block, which isn't exactly avoidance. Prot paladin will have a lot more parry, bears can have close to 50% dodge. Shaman to has pretty good dodge. Warrior can technically shield block each attack, but this will severely gimp your threat because you'll have to be in defensive stance. For mitigation bear is uncontested BiS, but even prot paladin will have more shield block value and armour than a warrior. Fury prot is absolute dogshit in terms of both because you don't take 5% parry talent in arms and don't use a shield while doing threat.
>>553283987I don't know what'd be sadder, making all this gay shit up to pretend you have experience you don't, or niller raiding actually being so braindead that you can get bis as a tank while not knowing what basic terms mean.
>>553290286>took you 15 minutes to googlewow
>>553290363You don't play Turtle WoW.
>>553290771Ignore the mentally ill shitskin troons and stop playing on twow, these subhumans don't care that you're objectively correct they just want the last word
>>553286023This is so dead accurate. It’s nice seeing actual correct information shared in this thread for once.
>>553290286>which isn't exactly avoidanceholy shit you retardyou don't even know about avoidance cap (which druids can never get hence why giving them 5 points in it is actually retarded and shamans typically don't try to get since it'd sacrifice too much for them) and you're out here acting like an expert on tankingkill yourself
>>553287845The tranny who drew that was a real cutie
turtlewow bros we won
Along the same lines: make sure you are not the guild bully. Don’t gang up on guildies or do and say anything that may make them uncomfortable. It’s likely you are a bully if you:Yell or swear at a guildie or raid member or verbally abuse him or herSingle out a guildie and blame him or her for problems unjustifiablyExclude a guildie from guild related activities or ignore his or her contributionsMake a point to embarrass another person in the guild with your words or actionsPlay practical jokes on one targeted person
>some random druid out of nowherethe fuck is with 3rdies on troondle
>>553298634give back the guild bank bastard
>>553298634baiting people is fun though and you fell for his trapnext time just reply with "what?" then immediately /ignore him
>>553300060>/ignore himi don't care enough to exert the effort to do that
>>553302131riiiiiiiiight
>>553302379
page 10 oh no no no no nowe need logs NOW
>>553310307woelog be upon ye
>>553310485holy fugg thats scarey
Please forgive slow thread, our normal pajeets are working overtime steering the narrative about ICE on twitter and /pol/.
The thread is slow because you retards don't play.
I do play, just not WoW
Can I make friends if i play on tauri?
>>553316915I'm playing on Tauri right now but i don't want to be your friendServers just crashed as well
>>553316915How well do you speak Spanish?
My nose is clogged snd it's deeper than I can reach with a flosser.I can't breathe.
Dreadmyst has fallen...
>Evil guild bank got robbed of thousands of gold in itemsthis was predictable to be honest
>>553318950Nobody cares because none of you play the game.
>>553318950Can the robber send me 100 gold for my mount at least?
Is your life really so bored you have to make shit up and gossip about other men who play Wow pservs?
holy esl batman
>make shit up>nobody falls for it>nobody cares
>>553318950Proof?
What does sar mean?
>>553323404The whitest Evil member....
I just stopped by to apologize for what I said earlier about retadin. It's actually objectively dogshit. I tried. I really did. I even sucked a few dicks to get GM commands to additem to get full T2 and Hand of Rag and I wish I was joking but I'm only dealing about 1.5k damage on a crit. Like, I'm only getting 170DPS. Rogues do more damage to themselves auto attacking me when I have Ret aura, Hand of Rag, and Thorns up than I do to them whenever I try to press a button. Oh, and apparently Reckoning is bugged on this server core so I can't stack it while sitting down (wtf?) so yeah.Dogshit DPS. Dogshit class. I'm deleting this faggot before I have to put on a dress. I'll suck cock but I'm not wearing a skirt.
>>553325406no one cares about vanilla lol, reck pala is good for pvp though
>>553325406i warned you broyou coulda been a warrioryou coulda been a party leader raid leader and have a minimum 2 healslut slurping on you in bgsnow you gotta undo all that time spent or put on a dressthis always happens with you huwite knight types...
>>553325406turtle? ret is a powerhouse on turtle
>T*rtleishygddt
>>553325406>>553325808>Troonladin falseflagEat shit and die you revolting faggot
In hindsight, both Metzen and Kaplan caused almost irreparable damage to the Alliance right at WoW's inception.
favourite lvl 20-30 zone. for me, its duskwood.
>>553326789Why, Ashenvale of course. The perfect Horde leveling zone with two (2) flight paths on each end of the zone, one directly in front of the BFD entrance and the main path from Darkshore, and another next to the paths for both the Barrens and Azshara, making it impossible for Alliance players to do anything enjoyable without being spawncamped!
worgen males hnghhh
>>553316915depends on the race you're picking
>>553288662Any alliance female
>>553288662High elf male retribution paladin
>>553326789STV
>>553288662I look like this irl and i play on <Evil> but you will never figure out who i am :3
Was thinking about playing Ambershire but it seems deader compared to Nordanaar.
>>553326789same, duskwood is comfy
>>553333278sort of my first time playing, when can i get my revenge on stiches. ive been stiched at least 10 times while grinding
for me its fighting over tags on every zone and never ever getting to see rare mobs
>>553333979depends on your class but most can do it at around 40 and hunter can do it as soon as you get cheetah
In twow I've been skipping all elite and dungeon quests because fuck waiting for someone else to show up for help. Around what level will this not be viable any longer?
>>553225591Had to level another char up to 70 first to unlock DH, but that was an absolute insane tip. Ran a couple of DHs through the starting zone and bought all the looms and upgrades i needed. Thanks man!
>>553325406The #1 DPS in <Evil> is a Ret Paladin. Put some damn respect on her name!
>>55333444260also class?
>>553334701No. It's a rogue.
>>553334701Silkfang is a rogue thoughever
>>553334959not what the latest raid charts show chud
>>553334701False for both boss and trash damage
>>553334701No, that's Biglafi.
>>553335053https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/75162/base?history_state=1Top is Therin, a rogue, followed by Bini, a warrior.
>>553334701Eyba!
>>553334701My wife
>>553335407fake log
>>553335407Adultered log
My wife Eyba
>warlock becomes unkillable in PvP at T1who the FUCK thought this was a good idea?!
How good is DK on Tauri? I have never played this class before
Penetrating Eyba's cervix with my green cock
class/race combo for this feel?
Oh look what time it is in Brazil
>>553337925You should become a brazilian tranny with how much you obsess over them
>>553337834Shaman/Troll or Orc
>98% of this thread is third world trannies
>>553337542You should penetrate your skull with a brick
>threads reaches morning in brazil and evening in india simultaneously>schitzoposting increases by 5000%
Sex with Eyba
>>553336968blood seems to be on the meh sidefrost needs metric ton of crit gearunholy is okay
Eyba teaching me how to top the meters while i top her
Filthydrunk was right.
>>553338523truth nuclear bomb
>>553338147I want to fuck them all with my 7.5" BWC
Asalys was right!
>>553337834brown skin male human rogue
>>553338523Filthydrunk is now a father.Let that sink in.
>>553338763did he and his trans wife adopt?
Eyba Eyba Eyba!!!
>>553338864Why are you obsessed with trannies?
>>553338995because he was a chaser that multiboxxed to pretend he invited his wife to the guild
>>553339139Proof?
i tried to do this but i couldn't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2mEKSbFqZAi think tauren are too big for it
>>553339528I miss the time when game wasn't min-maxxing / exploit faggotry
If Eyba is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
the only thing holding eyba back is the cooldown timer for posting
>>553339946This has been the case since the dawn of time
Eyba pumping DPS while helping anons pump in whispers!
Are we witnessing a mental breakdown?
>>553340117Basically yeah. Poor sperg.
...and Himecut!
>>553294449>LotRO >S tierstopped looking there
>>553340174
>>553340351Jerking off to Himecut felt so damn good.
Eyba just feels so good to say
>>553340407One more than Evil and Branded combined!
>>553340407Poor Koto...
Eyba is so pretty...
Eyba tried to lovebomb me
Can't wait for the "don't blame me I was asleep" post
>>553340174>>553340407How do i join?
Eyba is unironically the only competent person in <Evil> and you guys bully him like this. No wonder the guild is dying.
>>553340982/who g-"gulag"
>>553341023I'm competent
Dude shut up.
imagine wasting your saturday namefagging yourself
>>553341065Name?
>>553341023Keep preaching. Anons are just mad he got their loot and keeps topping damage done.
>>553341129Aecheur
>>553341129Jib
>>553341129JibJibbler
>>553341454>Aecheur
>>553341129Silkfang
Imagine smelling Eyba's dirty socks after a 4 hour <Evil> MC raid.
The last travel for thousands of old wotlk fans
>>553340864More like too busy popping off in aram mayhem (I got shit stomped)
>>553342214>Onyxia is fullhngngh....
Eyba is my only and true love
I say Eyba you say top retEyba!
Top ret!
It's actually Elaynna having a freak out over one of his former "friends." No clue what spurred this on this time, but he does this shit all the fucking time.
ok that's enough buddy we get it
>>553342863PROPERTY OF ELYANNA
Do I play on Nordanaar or Ambershire?
>>553343086Try playing on a good server >>553343086
>>553342863Huh? I just entered the thread.
>gummy's MMO is already down
Elyanna is perfect in every way
I want to be groomed into Elyanna's little gold farming simp
>>553343086Both are activeAmbershire to play with anons and raid progression (server is at molten core, reworked blackwing lair out in ~2 months)Nordanaar for all raids available
Eyba?
>>553345770does <evil> have male submissive erpers?
the alliance has given up
>>553345770>Ambershire to play with anonsBut anons never log in
>>553346258Why does alliance hate AV even though they have TWO huge chokepoints that are easy to defend? (horde has one too but it's way shittier)
>>553346795>defendlook at this dude
>>553346795The map is incredibly horde biased
>>553346874How?
>>553346795easy to defend = they all want to defend = they have no offense = they lose 100% of the time
>>553344165>Gummy fucks up another launchwoah
Branded vs Evil AVwho wins?
>>553347912I'm not sure Tandrok has enough branding irons.
>>553347912evil has pvp poopsockers so they'll win on the merit of having no lives and grinding wow pvp (kek)
>>553347912Br*nded would never agree, imagine all the izzat they would lose from getting completely btfo
>>553348484Half of branded are masochists who enjoy getting killed in PVP so I'm sure they would agree and lose on purpose (they'd lose anyway)
wow players are mentally ill
<Evil> and <Branded> linked up! sneed it or feed it??!!
>>553348704Sneed it and feed it to the next person
>need 1 tier piece chest>need 1 t2 helm>need literally nothing else from ZG/MC/Onyxia>if it drops i will get it because I'm the only one without itWhat do i even SR anymore at this point?>
>>553348704>why did half of evil leave? it's not like our leadership is disgusting gooners and chasers that larp as based chuddies
>>553348973RP/Transmog itemsOffspecMounts/Bags
>>553348704>a fellowship.... a lock... a key....It was foretold
>>553348973Ideally nothingIf you're a nigger and your guild is a trash guild that lets you, you sr the mount and legendarybecause fuck the people that got unlucky with drops I guess
>>553349226Why would your SR'ing rights be taken away from you if you have gear? People are not as important as you think in guilds.
>>553349473because SR'ing the mount and other stuff like bags is scummyagain, imagine if the situation was reversedimagine if you still have to sr your gear and mount finally dropsand the lucky cunt that got fully geared in 2 weeks sr'd it
>>553346258Didn't turtle make it crossfaction?
>>553349858no, that's just the other onesAV is still faction specificif I were a betting man I'd say they couldn't get the quests inside working cross faction
>>553348704PROPERTY OF KEYHOLDER
>>553349798he deserves it for still coming to raids to carry your ass and not taking any loot you desire
>>553349949>they couldn't get the quests inside working cross factionMakes sense
>>553348704>Lock up Branded sissies chastity belts tight>Give the keys to EvilIt was foretold
>>553350532It's the opposite. Keyholder has Elekkow caged.
>>553350624FREE ELEKKOW
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO I deserve all the hecking looties! mine mine mine!And you manchildren is why Blizzard added personal loot.
>>553349798i raided with a guy that didn't roll any loot and saved his dkp for Ashes of Alar for months. Dick move but they let him do it.
>>553348704The image that saved /wpsg/.
>>553348704Post the erp logs
>>553349016>>553349120>>553349992>>553350532Answer the question.
>>553349016>why did half of evil leave?This never happened.
>>553351213we are not playing tauri bro sorry
Baby it's not you. Branded is just way bigger and better performing guild.Im sorry.
Evil leadership have never claimed to be based chuddies and in fact they clash constantly with the members that are actual chuds
>>553351629proof??
>uh ACKSHUALLY i never said i don't suck troon gock!
>>553351723t. actual chud and i've been told not to say certain things against certain groups
>>553351786Name those groups
>>553351786You're not a chud you're a cuck
>>553350904>dick moveBet'cha didn't feel it that way when you were getting loot over him
>>553340351>>553340423HIMECUT MENTIONED
>>553352191Fapping to this.
>>553351279do you want me to start dropping names
Let me explain <Evil> to you.Aecheur is the nominal GM. He doesn’t do anything except hold the title and host deathrolls mid-raid. He usually wagers the GM position when he runs out of gold, but he almost always gets it back shortly after losing it.Gramble is the de facto leader, which means he asks Google Gemini “how to do Zul’Gurub” and reads the guide out loud during the raid. Sometimes he stops healing to ask follow-up questions to Google Gemini just to make sure no boss mechanics are missed.If you want loot during raids, you have to ERP with Gramble at some point; otherwise, you just get redirected to the fake “Soft Reserve List,” which holds no value whatsoever. To even get to that point, you have to prove your ERP worth to one of the officers, which you usually choose based on your personal fetish. Most people avoid Bassy since he’s way too degenerate, and instead go with Alicel, or Elekkow if you’re gay. Eyba is also a solid choice, since you can easily bribe him by glazing him on the thread for future favors.Of course, no matter how good you are at ERP, all the gold acquired during raid nights goes to Flag. They can’t clear Molten Core without him, and he threatens to leave if he doesn’t get “his share,” so they comply.
Let me explain <Branded> to you.Right now, <Branded> has a clique of mentally broken trannies who are constantly online. These include Slumber, Noiradin, Gramble, Aecheur, Bini, and Yeben.Despite being a clique and grouping together, they don't get along. Slumber and Aecheur both shitpost each other in this thread and in /heals/. Aecheur does it by posting about how "that bear" (meaning Slumber) is a bad dom, and invented a whole story while masquerading as Theodorian of how bad tank erpers were and forced her to quit (protip she didn't quit). Meanwhile Slumber has figured it out and started hitting back.Meanwhile Gramble is playing both sides against each other, joining in on the shitposts because he doesn't like either doms. Hilariously, the subs in the guild are well-behaved and don't start any drama (outside Nanky, who wants to be Bini's one and only), but do play into the drama by refusing to do shit about it. Basedgodx knows what they're doing and refuses to kick them or intervene. But it's all these "doms" acting like little bitches.Long story short, that clique of faggots have invested so much time into their shitty guild that they don't have any high level alts in <Evil>. And these are the psychos you want to avoid.That said, I do believe some <Evil> people made <Branded> alts. But they'd also just do the needful, jerk off, and that's that. They aren't the ones engaging in all this dumb drama shit. I also think some of them have backed away from <Branded> because if you look at the roster there are a ton of inactive low level characters where they got their nut and split.
im jacking off to draenei porn again
aecheur hasn't been GM for like a week
do i go <evil> molten core or grind dota
>>553353889>fucked up new kino copypasta in the first lineYou were so close anon.
>>553353591Sure. Make up more shit. Nobody cares, faggot.
>>553354523how are you this much of a newfag
Can I PvP if I'm not autistically raiding all the time? I'm a casual PvPer/PvEr but idk how that would work in 'nilla.
>>553353591Go for it
>>553354864>PVP without raid gearLMAO
>>553354864maybe on ambershire but I don't think you'll have much fun on nordanaar
>>553354864you can make a decent set on ambershire out of pvp faction gear for nowonce naxx releases though anyone not in naxx gear is basically an npc
The one behind all this drama is E
>>553355098How long do you estimate before naxx?
As much as I like the guy aecheur seems like a disastrous gmI understand he's a zoomer and its his first time playing wow, but some of the things he wanted to do were so obviously stupid>hey lets make everything free roll and let everyone roll for everything, warrior tank rolling on priest healer gear? lol! so randum lets do it!>what do we do with raid gold? guild house? guild bank? no, lets do /roll and give everything to one random person per week, haha, that will totally be me>lets give everyone in the guild unlimited bank withdrawals>beg (rival) guild to come raid with us, they obviously refuseAechur some of us have been playing for decades now, some things aren't done for a reason
>>553355164Goes like this>Blackwing Lair around March, Ahn'Qiraj May 9th, Naxxramas September 25th, Tower of Karazhan (40) December 4th.
>>553355318How tryhard is it to raid naxx? Is it feasible for a very casual player? I never really played 'nilla before, so I have no clue what to expect. Ideally I don't want to raid, but playing with a 'deadline' is cringe.
>>553355429naxx max 2 hours a week and nordanaar guilds take people in greens because of people burning out and all the newbies going to ambershire
>>553355554I'll play on ambershire desu, I don't want to play on a fully-progressed server.
Tauri.<gulag>Now.I'm done asking.
Which class is the strongest in endgame 'nilla?
>>553355429Like all vanilla raids, as long as you listen to the raid lead and try pressing your buttons you'll be fine.
like the early rodents that survived the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs and evolved to rule the world, so will gulag survive when all the other guilds in all the other servers diewe will inherit the thread
>>553356105pvp? shaman and paladin
>>553356228based falsefag
>>553356105Woyer, duh.
>>553356241they're asking for vanillaturtle is not vanilla
>>553354864You’re going to get globaled on Nord. You MIGHT have a chance on Amber.
>>553356105fire mage
>>553355429I was a beginner raider and didn’t find Naxx too bad. The raid AFTER Naxx is where casual raiders start getting filtered due to all the raid-wide insta-loss mechanics that will punish the smallest mistake.
>raid-wide insta-loss mechanicsbranded wouldnt survive this...
Is whitemane gilneas going to be a meme? Because I actually liked cataclysm better than wrath
>>553358197last I checked whitemane had the best cata scripting
oh they have a 'sub'...lolwhitemane+ fuck my life
>>553351213feed
>>553351938It was kinda wierd when we had t4 shoulders on farm and this guy was still passing it to newbies who would spend the minimum of like 5dkp to take them.
>>553355847Noobs
>>553349798imagine not being able to raid at all because everyone stops coming when they have all their gear since you want to keep the 1 thing they still want away from them
<Evil Brand> will never do Naxx<Evil Brand> will never clear Naxx
>>553360196Branded will be able to if they host a pug, and iwhen the merge happens I will MT for them without rolling on loot :)
>>553360901Good caged sissy Elekkow
>>553355847no, alliance sucks dicks (willfully too)
wow!
which realm for maximum erp?
The good guy won
Evil won, but actually lost.
>>553365071nigga don't you have a prot pala
>>553365251this was decided by a cock size contest
EVIL WONVILWON
>>553366034branded has a binding too
EVIL DOWN RED ALERT
>>553366278they gave it to a rogue so it doesn't count
>>553355847How do i join with my black Tauren bull?
Biological female here and I'm about to login if anyone wants to play.
>>553368196you don'tguild lead has a meltdown worse than Chornobyl when someone mentions horde
So what's the deal with Chromiecraft, is it any good? I'm looking for RPPvE servers and I'm told my options are basically just Turtle or Chromiecraft.
>>553370215Dead, it's Turtle Ambershire or Turtle Nordanaar actually
>>553368196server isn't cross faction
The kings of Ambershire
uh oh melty
https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/77417/base?history_state=1https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/77418/base?history_state=1
>>553370983Yeah, that figures.
>Theodorian is back to doing feral druid DPSlove to see it
Why did flaggot get binding?
>>553373554
>don't get windfury>do about 20% less dps than the people who didno shit
>>553373692>still on this copeyou are doing tank dps
>>553373129Should have given the bondings to Therin. He is carrying <Evil>.
>>553373554Because no druid could
>>553373826>less dps than aecheurthis is your sulfuron champion <Evil>
>>553373692Why didn't you have windfury with 4 shamans?
>>553374496You were in the fucking raid you retard, you know why
In 2005, I fucked Tandrok on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Tandrok's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Tandrok on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
I always knew bindings would bring the end of <Evil>.
>>553375378This happened.
>>553373826How does this affect you?
>>553375378This is true, I was there watching from a bush
>>553375378tandrok… what’s going on big guy…
>>553367526It went to the tank retard
>300 dpswew
FACT: 200-400 DPS is more than enough for Molten Core.
>>553377871yesterday the thread said it's enough for naxx
>>553373826MY GUILD LEADER AECHEUR DOING 50k+ DPS LETS GO I LOVE MY GUILD LEADER AECHEUR HE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT MY GUILD LEADER AECHEUR!
>>553373129wait how is Elafi doing like 700 dps as survival ?
>>553379292Survival is a top tier dps spec
Let's say blizzard wins and turtle shuts down, where will all the turtle refugees go?
>>553379430survival assa and shaman tank are the current overpowered fotm specs
>>553379482another server will openits very difficult to go back to official servers after you experience turtle>no bots>no rmt faggots>no 24/7 boost spam>actual playerbase active all over the world>better stable serversTheres a reason even normies openly brag about how good turtle is even on reddit like yeah the devs have done some shady shit but they run the best server by far
Flag is a better prot warrior than Nureinul and Fuutank and him getting a Thunderfury is proof of this.
>>553381767>bringing up fmc in 2026
>>553379292literally bisalso windfury + feral buff, adds 200-400 dps for ANY melee spec
Mandate of Heaven > FMC
do people take rets and prot paladins at 60 on turtle? i'm about to hit 60 and want to start working on my tank/dps prebis. ambershirei tried a bit of AV and my god it sucks
>>553383580holy only, sorry
>>553383580Check the troondlecord guild recruitment channels. Based on a quick look>protlolno. most played class and most played role>reti saw maybe 1 guild looking for ret. it'll be tough, but not impossible. have fun spending loadsa dosh for your tier 0.5 because blues won't cut it
>>553383580You.Don the dress.Now.
>>553383580Yeah
>>553380224I remember when my classic hardcore character died and I transfered it to a normal realm back in the first iteration of hardcore. I looked at the world chat disgusted and then closed the game.
Which class should I make if I gear funneled to me in Evil?
>>553384606Warlock
>>553383993shat kind of bozo calls himself "Don the dress"?
>>5533846061. warlock2. rogue3. hunter
Which class should I make if I want gear funneled to me in Evil?
>>553383580join Evil
>>553384756Priest
I joined Evil and they immediately groomed me
>>553380224kys shill. not a single true point in this entire post.
>>553384756Warlock
>>553383580Join Evil, they are short on pallys
>>553385065All the paladins quit or swapped over to shaman.
>>553385065Do NOT join evil until at least one more t2 paladin helmet has dropped!!
>>553385552>constant seething about pala helmets>several people swap over to sham for less gear comp>now constant seething over shaman gear will ensue
>>553385552Eyba... You already have 2 of them...
>>553386061Nyot true
holy fucking kek Gummy's astroturfing the fuck out of that game he released what a shitshow.
>>553384926>speak the truth>a bald trans man lies and claims i'm lyingcalm down mr trans
>>553385490that's me on the table
Pala gear is not dropping and will never drop because I'M playing paladin, we could have 20 paladins and they would all be getting geared if I wasn't oneI am cursed with inhuman levels of bad luck
>>553386927that's me kneading the dough
>>553386927THAT'S ME IN THE SPOTLIGHTLOSING MY RELIGION
>>553383156Don't think anybody would ever argue that. They actually cleared Naxx.
>>553366686Evil is really bad with tons of mobs. They panic, lose focus, everyone is killing a different foe. Garr and now this.
>>553384962We had like 3 sets so far we TURNED TO DUSTEven today, about 4-5 (can't remember) warlock items dropped.
>>553393295that was actually unsurvivableby the time we had 6 lava spawns it was overwe survived a while, never seen so many
>>553386842>no uYou have to be 18 or older to post here, Champ
>>553394297sorry but until the devs get rid of bag shards I am not rolling a lockno the shards stacking up to 3 does not count
>>553395393*slaps yo butte*sybau unc
>>553395626The only 2 problems with shards I had was that you get less bag slots (which is fixed by the guild being generous and giving you traveller's backpack) and having a problem farming them back when you do something like farming low-level mobs and end low, as you don't get shards from weak mobs. It really is not that much of a problem. However, I am affliction warlock, maybe it's hard for other trees. I don't even have the last-tier bag.
do hunters level with bm or mm on tortle?
so can blizzard do anything to turtle since the server is in russia or something? isn't it just 1 american getting reamed in the ass?
>>553397225>access to financial services cut off>european devs sued>domain seized>already had to cut off the UE5 vaporware engineI don't know anon, you tell memaybe torta can host these servers without any future updates
>>553397382They just need to take the brunt of the bullshit they try to sanction Turtle with, law low, then spin back up with development without poking the bear on social media.Ask any random person on Era right now and they assume Blizzard already dissolved Turtle. It's about optics and the appearance they took them down than actually succeeding in taking them down.
>>553396693even as BM your pet will have a hard time holding aggro, you could go survival and melee with your pet i guess.
>>553396318>. It really is not that much of a problemit is for me. farming them is already a bitch on top of all the other farming you need to do before each raid and bag space is already too limited
>>553397785their only options for future devs will have to be from SEA, China, Russia ( most of commonwealth of independent states ) or crazy people willing to be sued
>>553398129It will take a massive blow in development but they can continue to put out new content. But expect your average tier to take probably 2 years.
>>553398327>2 yearsthat's less time than it normally takes
>>553398518Expect it to be longer then I suppose based off that info. I started playing on Turtle around the holidays in 2024. Not aware of how long their development cycles truly are.
>>553398789They do limited invite only testing for their pre released content? Ooof.
>>553396693Bm and survival once u get traps in comvat
>evil get binding>it goes to someone not even in their guildlmao cucked
where's the new bread, baker?
PROPERTY OF FLAG
As a male gnome, whats the best class to find someone to ERP?Is mage a good pick?
>>553370175kek true(he's a based pajeet though)
>>553404136Flag is spiritually in the guild
>>553405472Elaynna...
New thread>>553406304>>553406304>>553406304
>>553406001>spiritually, i'm fucking my wife through jamal's big black cockYeah whatever fag go prep the bull
>>553408272>Flag haters projecting their brown cuck fetish on others
>>553409607>i love when flag fucks my guild and cucks me out of lootlmao fag
