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>>553238707We need Rivals Sue instead of the ugly walled slag we got.
>>553239602This skin looks like a combo of everything that makes FN original skins so boring
>>553239947We need galacta to match the rivals glider they gave us
>perform some pointless battle royale tasks to earn stupid items i wont usehow about no!!
>>553240145None of them are worth playing this season anymore.
Con dinero y sin dineroYo hago siempre lo que quiero...
POV: You just fired a single shot in this third-person shooter
>>553240145stopped caring about free stuff a long time ago
surf city is the only good reload map you can rat on so wait I shall
>>553240337>play blitz for hours to get Cat styles >play reload for some moid styles>play reload for some wrap you'll never use>do specific bullshit to get voyager styles>oop! we timegated everything and delayed it by a month! better re-up on your crew sub :)>you know those emotes you use when you win? Can't see em! Big purple fucking screen>didn't log in enough? There goes your winterfest gifts. Santa took them away. Fuck you>new cosmetic system for collabs!! $20 + tip + no customization + not in bundles to make you pay more!!!>deadeye and auto shotty slop for the whole season!!!!!!!!!!>no cars, sorry, clix said so>no fun items, clix said soI hate nu-fortnite so much..
>they fucking vaulted shockwaveslistening to streamers will kill this game
bode should be killed on sight
>>553240953this is a good thing doe
>>553240475>you kill the bot thats throwing shockwaves at you and instantly get jumped by a poopsocker lara croft>you kill a boss as the storm is closing and you instantly get jumped by a poopsocker aura>you fire a single smg shot on accident and you get instantly 250 pumped in the head by a poopsocker gimpsuit while theyre in the air
>>553241120explain how please
>>553240953nickgay30 is such a crybaby
>>553241209when they run from me i can use their jump pad instead of needing to use up my own >:)
>KizunaAI>Fionna and Ice King>Regular Show>Actually interesting MR characters and not a 4th doomJanuary's gonna be painful
>>553241308anyone with a brain just turns and shoots it after they jump
>>553240940da clix effect!
>Want Felino>Play ranked >8/25 times reached top 10>Diamond 1I fucking hate this shit so much. Its dead silent the entire match because everyone is bush camping
>getting excited for marvel rivals slop The Negrification of the Internet.
>>553240953They were already not in ranked br and ranked br zero build. Did they also vault them in the regular ones too?
>>553241209Crash Pads were unvaulted in their place and t bh they're just as good/annoying as shockwaves are and can be found far more easily than them too. The difference is they're also more balanced with being able to shoot them out from under the guy or chase after them since it persists on the ground for a while, and with the wingsuit and katana still being in the pool there's a lot of strong mobility options still but they actually require a brain cell to use instead of spamming like a crack addict.
>go play marvel rivals lol>NO NOT LIKE THAT!
>>553241787Excitement is an overstatement, but if we're getting skins it's cool that it's playable characters and at least not the ones that already have a skin another way
>>553241787>picreli wish i could block myself from using youtube for ever
>>553242026MR is soulless goonerjank
>>553241787seethe
Is Adventure Time good? I was too old for it growing up and thought it looked gay
>>553242346As much as I would like to shit on the game just for being marvelslop, the game feels like total garbage, actual mobile tier game
>>553241919yes, they vaulted ghem from main br and main zb brwhat a shitshow>>553241998>katana>in the lootpoolit was removed tooalso for crashpads, while I understand that they are more balanced; they are also very shitty to use.if you ever used them you'll know what I'm talking about: how many times, when putting down a crashpad, did the terrain fuck you over with its placement? personally, it happens quite often.also nice spice pic homie.
>>553242639
>>553240095This. Idc about playing as characters from a different f2p online game. Galacta would be interesting at least since she isn't playable in Rivals.
>>553241787Prepare yourself for the upcoming norse season because we WILL get thor again and loki again
>>553242686Damn that sucks. It was good they vaulted them from ranked, but I guess streamers can't have fun and refuse to touch ranked because they too much mmr.
>>553242895>Actual Squirrel girl might be addedIt's time
>>553241720>give cosmetics for placing highly in matches>do this for multiple gamemodes and maps, all of which are tracked separately>also put a bunch of high accuracy low TTK weapons in the pool with very little natural map cover>surprised when the entire game becomes a campfestlike part of me hopes they bring the dbz and mha mythics back in a futile attempt to make the season fun, only to watch as everyone who tries to use them is beamed out of the sky before they finish chargin up and the mythics drop to .005% usage
oh yea, wave 2 of Rivals. Hopefully it’s a straight port of the skins
>>553242639It's nice imo, gets too story driven on later seasons but overall a good watch
I'm so proud of Luna SnowShe's come a long way from that silly mobile game to now being in fucking Fortnite lmao
>>553242975>Crash pads replaced themOh, I guess that's more balanced then.
>>553242639its gay but its got lore and shit so that means its good to the room temp audiencejust jerk off to the characters youll get a much better experience
>>553243142>Hopefully it’s a straight port of the skinshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOg6XewQuUc
>>553243208Does she even have good comics?
>He actually lost all his brain cells due porn addictionGrim
>>553243142I need Angela
>>553242639Is cal arts good?
Wth is this>>553243338A straight port? I doubt it, but they'll probably recreate the skin 1:1 like they did doctor doom 2099
>>553243142>source for this? mmm yeah, its me>if im wrong though epic changed their plans its not my fault ill talk about it in a few days *silence*i genuinely hope he gets in a violent car accident and lives but lives poorly
>>553243372Meh I was not a fan. She's only been in one series, New Agents of Atlas, which was just like a team of all the Asian heroes
>>553243781>get the stick>run to the peak of the wonkee mountain>use stick>half the server dies because crash pads arent useful for climbing sloped surfacesand using the jetpack is suicide
My fucking left click stopped working mid way through a ranked match. I had to drop the gun and pick it back up constantly just so I could shoot.
I don't really play BR that much but what makes Crashpads and Shockwaves fundamentally different? Both seem like a huge jump forward
>>553244659Crash pads drop in 3 while shockwaves drop in 2When you throw a crash pad it stays on the ground, the shockwave just impulses everyone on impact, also the crash pad stays for around 8 secs before it deflates, also you can shoot it, that's it, oh and crash pads may be more common since they're green rarity
>>553244659if you're going to use them purely for rotation they're the same, if you're going to be a degenerate shockwaves are more spammable and break structures
>>553240953get out of jail free cards are not funthey should've replaced them with grapplers instead of pads but oh well
https://youtu.be/lUkxTBO4OHM?si=U2SLyB4Rr8xw1JGn
>crash pads>launch padswow they will do everything except add new reason related movement items
>>553244659Shockwaves destroy structures in your immediate path of shockwaving so you can use them indoors to fuck offCrashpads not only don't destroy structures, but you can shoot them or chase them if they use them close to you
>>553245450
>>553240940>do specific bullshit to get voyager stylesi don't feel these should count since we've done BR stuff like that for BP skins for years now.
>1 more win for the tv wrap>reload lobbies somehow get even fuckier sweatier and even more players are just instantly beelining to where I'm sitting to the exact molecule of the dark corner i'm hiding in amidst a cluster of buildings and hitting every shot perfectly while spastically jumping around>Always the same 5 generic and soulless sweat skinsWhen I get this thing I'm archiving it out of spite as a reminder to never do these reload challenges again no matter how much I might like one of the rewards this mode is the most miserable thing I've ever played>TLDRMelty
>>553245298>MY BUILDS!!!fuck your fucking structures, why should bitches be able to hide in their cuckshacks or rats hide in buildings with no counter?
>>553245615>stay still for a few seconds and be an easy target then glide slowly awayyeah, real great movement item
>>553246056yeah, a BALANCED movement item, shocker
>>553246056>Wheres me new movement ability item>No not like that!
>>553245615>one itemmeanwhile ch6s1 had like 3 items, s2 had 4, s3 had like 7, s4 had 2and they just fucking vaulted the stupid katana too
>>553245996Reload players are the most miserable, joyless cunts to play this game with.
>>553245996i hope tim sends you on another stupid long and boring reload quest so you stop talking to me
>>553246191we only need one itemnobody fucking likes runjaksC6S3 was the peak of this problem, and the game is finally starting to heal
>>553246125>it's balanced when I get an easy kill, unbalanced when I can'tsure thing shitter
>they actually vaulted shockwaveswhy did epic suddenly lose their minds in chapter 7?
>>553245996the wrap is high tier, what you dont want is grindind 4 more dubs for a shitty emote
>>553246424Say actual points or resign to being a faggot troll
>ooooo is that a gun ooooo I need to run ohhh im running away
>>553246482nta but like, thats the entire point. the wingsuit makes you a fucking massive target for a kind of shitty flight. long startup, predictable path, very clearly fucking marked by the bright ass trail. I think the shockwave was too much but the wingsuit is just fucking awful
>>553239947What is it with this game that avoids the best stuff people will actually like
>>553245996Remember to thank Clix when you finally get it anon
>>553240592didnt we need 5 victory royales in each map? did they reduce it?
Lets bring back air bending and show people what real rat gameplay is like
>>553246831no, its been two since the quests were added
>>553246442>their photo
>>553246442You can thank Clix for that
>no power yet>But HW has a good chance Also no Lucy MacLean, i should add her to this as soon as one becomes real
>>553246352record low player counts seem to disagree with u but ok
>>553246949nick was the queer that was really fucking campaigning against them. clix is who you can thank for the fact they likely did not up car spawn rates to compensate for butchering mobility.
>>553247152jenny would be godsend
>Luna Snow and Magik skinsSo that’s what they meant by KPop Demon Hunters Wave 2.
>>553246831Only 2, wins you got before hitting tier 4 don't count of course
>>553243142Im not even done buying all the muties we have already i need a lot of vbucks for this season
>>553247152Does Sony still care about Gravity Rush? They closed the studio.
>>553240592Whoever came up with the whole map mastery bullshit deserves to burn in hell.
>>553244659In addition to what other anons have said the crash pads stay on the ground so you can guess where the user went. Shockwaves leave no trail whatsoever as if they weren't overpowered enough, blink and you'll have no idea where its user went.
They designed the perfect mobility item with Shockwaves and kinda put themselves in the awkward situation where gimmicky seasonal mobility items where pointless because Shockwaves were always the better option.The only ones I've seen that players took over them where the fair more unbalanced ones like War Machine Pack and Nitro Fists
>>553243131Give me the autopistol back and I wont have as big of an issue. Or let me have more than one way to destroy bushes. Theres so many complex buildings on this map we should have reliable explosives as well
>>553245405>mobility items le bad
>The Simpsons collab gave Marge a vacuum cleaner as a nod to that weird Konami beat-em up.>Yet Epic could find a way to reference this weird Turok reskin.
>>553247595shockwaves definitely needed to be put down but doing it in the season with the instant death zero TTK fps rifles, abysmally low car spawns and no new gimmick vehicles, terrible explosives, and a large empty map thats a pain to get around was a genuinely fucking awful choice.I fully get the hate but retards clapping like seals that it got butchered because they really hate not being able to greed kills are insanely short sided. this season is just going to feel even worse now that you can't at least immediately flee these aids 0 ttk guns
>shockwaves finally vaulted after yearsI wonmonkey paw: they also vaulted the katana
BRING BACK SHAKEDOWNS
How are we feelin about the new Flex SMG?
>>553247949the first game I ever rented
>>553248214now they got us all relying on the wingsuit. they need to add some good mobility back
>>553248080What a slut I want him
>>553248080imagine him fucking your throat while he says "eat your veggies" haha that would be so funny
>>553243142>Wave 2Was there a wave 1 of Marvel Rivals?
emetophilafag, puke.gif these men
uh this isnt the whole chainsaw man collab....right?
They just keep making the pass UI worse. First they removed auto-claim, but at least they gave us a functioning "Claim All". That didn't last long, now it doesn't claim everything and in some cases the claim all doesn't even claim the entire page. Hope it un-claims things next, would be pretty funny.
>>553247949Because the collab is obviously taking from the more recent gameWhy would they reference this game no one's ever heard of
>>553248696didn't we also get the fucking fieren OP with no skinsor hell, when we got the fucking hazbin song as an emote with nothing elsegenuinely don't understand why epic does random shit like this, they know people want more out of a collab yet they waste time on this shit anyways
>>553248214>katana vaultedreally? why the hell>>553248696yeah there's more coming like how we got frieren and beastars skins when their opening jamtracks dropped
>>553248621
>>553248696Chainsaw man is not happening for a while, if it did it would bring gameplay additions.It's too big to simply be skins and be off with it.
>>553247595>shockwaves>perfect I hate using shockwaves and carrying them. give me a mobility item that lasts longer than a few bounces. I'd take a grapple glove or shockwave hammer way over those.
>lynx>one of the most customizable skins in chapter 1>only has two basic styles>but onesie gets colors and options all over>Even last season had Dire and Calamity have most of their chapter 1 optionsthis isn't a gooner thing. Genuinely what the hell happened here? Can't use the og pass as an excuse either when fucking Renegade Lynx had more effort than this shit. https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=10641
>>553249125The limited supply is exaclty why they're also perfect. Eventually someone runs out and can't just flee every engagement
>>553239947sniffff
>>553249179Epic hates Lynx. idk why if she was my favorite character I'd be livid that they butcher her body model everytime.
>>553248696I said late season 2/season 3
>>553249345>immediately goes into a ass complaintGod shut up, you fucking loser
>>553249179It's funny that people complained enough about the ugly braid on OG Lynx that they added an option to remove it so naturally Voidwalker has an even uglier ponytail that you can't get rid of
>w*man streamer is seething about shockwaves being vaultedrumao
>>553249261>fleeing every engagement with mobility items
>>553248981>or hell, when we got the fucking hazbin song as an emote with nothing elsepeople need to stop acting like that was an official collab, the song isnt from hazbin hotel and the weapon isnt either, it just happens to be from the same production people
makima or powerasuka or rei
>>553249652Kobeni
>>553246931There is another
If the Deadeye nerfs are actually substantial I dont mind the mobility nerf but knowing this game its probably still busted as hell
second playboy this thing somehow throws me off sync mid song
>>553249406>just accept the nerfed slop and don't ask questions!her ass being flattened is just as bad as her missing styles, if not a worse problem. why can't they just use the OG body models, is it that much to ask for?
>>553249632then why did they get it? its clearly all themed around the show so why get a bootleg version of an idie IP epic is in full capability of securing?
>>553249179>Renegade Lynx is ironically the best lynx cope despite having a difference face model>she's also fomothat's actually sad
Did people really force themselves to sweat their asses off in reload and multiple ranked game modes for rewards? I just accepted the shit wasn't worth it
>>553250318that's like asking why skibidi toilet is in the game when epic is in full capability to get half life
>>553250318I don't know, I don't work at epic, you also have to remember it released before HH was a powerhouse IP, someone could have been a fan so they just slipped it in as a nod to it. But what I can say for sure is its not an official collab, since like I said the weapon and song are no where in any of HH's core or side material, no where, zip, nada
>>553250356if latebros want Lynx at least they can get her as a hero in STW, cause for some reason Epic really hates making an accurate alt skin of her.
>Fighting someone>They run away like a pussy into storm>Get an elim pop-up with the guys skin icon and name>Assume they died to storm because I was doing white damage to them before they ran away>I have medkits so I'll just go loot their corpse I think to myself>The guy who the game told me was dead jumps off a roof and shoots me with a rocket launch killing meBehead, flail and skin alive every single jeet at epic and feed them to the maggots, in minecraft of course :)
I love the south park collab but I want more. I'd buy adult characters and jam tracks from the movie
>>553246019I don't play builds faggot, it's just that fortnite is the only game I know that loves enabling degenerate behavior with those one sided items on top of the game's natural loot RNG
>>553250783>he forgot about the respawn tokens
can a nigga breathe
>>553250896No Randy is actually kind of shocking, hes essentially the main adult character
I'll say it once again, fortnite doesn't want to be a BR game. Rat plays are the core of the BR experience but every time they touch the lootpool it's get rid of it
is the problem that the fortnite playerbase has just gotten better at the game now? so there are more hard people to fight? or is the problem a lack of mythics and movement stuff to level the playing field so casuals can get dubs easier? i think a bit of both. this seasons fun but if I look at my most played/most fun seasons they all have very seasonal gimmicks. even with all the new stuff this season feels a bit boring in regular BR at least.
is there a way to load up in the br map completely solo? no bots and players, or at least all bots?
>>553251280the problem is the red eye, you only need that and a shotgun all of your other slots can be used for mobility or healing, in other seasons you'd be sacrificing part of your loadout for that but now you can just hoard and unload all your bullshit at once and people absolutely do that
>>553250896The fact that the 4k bundle has no jam track is pretty nuts to me. The skins are basically OCs with little resemblance to the show. Bundle needed something extra. Including Towlie would've been nice.
Ye never ever?
>>553251271People want the game to be balanced and fair but most of the fun I've ever had in this game is when wacky crazy shit is in the lootpool. Flying through the air, doing kamehamehas, early Wrecked where it was just Twisted Metal. "Balanced" comp friendly Fortnite is fucking boring
>>553251026This was in Reload in the circles when the respawns turn off, don't think the self res device was ever in reload
>>553251394with a bot lobby or if you have a creator code you can make a solo lobby, but it's still the normal game with storms and all
>>553251153Poor play on you. You knew was still active after the first kill. Disengage (you didn't before you say you did), heal up, and get back into the fight. You was playing like you hot dropped in Tilted
>>553251536>you either game the system for a bot lobby or be a content creatorbullshit that influencers get that option but normal players are fucked
>>553248729Shouldn't they be referencing fractured but whole? I thought that was the recent one
>>553251448well if we wanna talk the skins I think I'd rank themCartman > Butters > Kenny > Kyle > Stan cartmans style without the box hat is the best I think mechsuits don't bother me really. It's cool to be able to play as cartman either way
>>553251810Snow Day is the most recent one.Not really sure what theyre talking about, the skins are mostly references from the show, old and new
>>553251153>cheers shockwaves are dead>immediately makes another webm bitching about not being able to get away decentlyyou are genuinely the dumbest poster here
>>553251280It's not that the player base has gotten better but more that all the crappy casual players got tired of the game's bullshit and left, leaving only the people with no lives who play 24/7.
>>553251497>wacky shit is based>balanced comp friendly BR is boringTHIS. it just feels like OG where you have to make do with barebones lootpool and no cars. I play Fortnite to have fun not to add to some gimpsuits kill count because him and his squad firing squaded me the second my audio visualizer icon popped into range.
Magik is BBC only as per /mrg/ general rules.
>>553252047KEK
>Felinos ranked styles still brokenFuck you epic
>Dipshits saying the boys should've just been Sidekicks>Ignoring the fact they would 100% just re-use this thing's animations for all of themI absolutely loathe how brainwashed this community is for Sidekicks
my favorite seasons.
>>553252478I feel the same way except I would add Hunters in there too
>south park skins don't have Lego stylesI know it makes sense but still sucks. Doubly so with how much they're asking for in vbucks
2026 Lego sets
>wu's superstyles don't apply to his kungfu pantslazy motherfuckers
>>553252781I’m happy with my battle bus set. Don’t see myself buying any others
>digging through my locker >find an old bp skin with a style I like >start trying to build a set for her>the rest of her cosmetics don't have a style that matches itThis is why I support legacy passes. Give me another 100 levels I can grind so we don't keep getting half done passes
>>553252781When are they going to stop with this nonsense and just give us the figures?
>they didn't update the winterfest instruments to give the harvester and backbling variantsthis company is so fucking retarded, they gonna wait half a fucking year to remember?
>>553249382>rivals wave 2>no classic DOOMlame and gay
>>553252781only good one is the supply drop. Also not doing a couple CMF waves is throwing away a stupid amount of money
>still no MtG collabYou don't hate Epic enough >>553253548>A fourth DoomBehead marvel fans
>>553252047what is bro on abouti wasn't complaining about shitsometimes the game just happens
>>553249652Ever since Denji pointed out Power doesn't flush, my brain has understood it as Power not wiping either. In the anime they added a bunch of toilet paper everywhere in the scene unlike the manga, which only solidified my interpretationPower immeditalely stopped being attractive to my eyes right there and then.
>>553253229The Battle Bus is great and definitely the one to get. Durr Burger was the best from wave 2 but was absurdly overpriced (I'd still highly recommend it on sale though). Peely and Sparkplug's camp is pretty nice too and a lot more reasonably priced, and I expect the supply drop one to be similar in terms of value.>>553253273>>553253609I expect they'll have to do a CMF series at some point. They already have several unique molds that they can just recolor. There's enough CTL variants that they could probably make an entire series just with those.
>>553253960ideally there'd be twenty or more variants of DOOM
I can't tell if they increased the spawn rates of cars or not but I feel like the state of BR improved this patch. maybe not a lot but it got better.
>>553249652Misato
>vault shockwaves>can still spam metal walls>no build countersdog shit game for cuck shed faggots
>>553253990is u retarded my nigga >>553248214
>>553254319I haven’t noticed more cars but I agree the patch is pretty good. The South Park items are fine. Kenny coin is a lot more useful than self revive. I like the new SMG. Not sure how I feel about shockwaves being vaulted. Should have brought back the grapple hook in exchange.
>>553253257Another Daigo coomer skin?Why is Epic so obsessed with Daigo?
>>553253264based>>553253446hopefully they do it soon enoughthose were some pretty nice instruments.
>>553254056>Random Fallout fagNot impossible>Le coin flip manI think he has a rather big chance of getting in>TsuyuSadly I think the MHA ship has sailed>FangWould be great, but the creator probably won't be happy with it>Random nigHigh chance>Le carpenter brut chicken manHigh chance>TF2 item manSure>La goblina Low chance>Starfire forma de rule34actually higher chance than you think>Lobo but zombieWhatever
>>553255418Coomer means nothing thank to fagots like you
>>553253257Vbucks is scarce because epic keeps shitting out collabs I like faster than I can keep up but Broco chad is getting my attention
>>553254000If you really loved her you would just teach her anon
>>553254319There's definitely more car now, still less than previous season but more than last patch
we're lowkey unbeatable!
>BP now lets you get super styles right away without having to complete every other page first >Basically get the super styles for your faves first and then finish the rest of the pagesYeah I like this change
>>553257761too bad they dropped the ball on all of them except palm paradise
they would make billions if it’s a straight port of these ladies happened
>>553257761>get the super styles for your faves firstI would need to want to use any of these skins for that.
>>553257761id like it better if the thong was real
Chapter 6 was a bug ridden lazy mess throughout and chapter 7 is already somehow worse in the first month I fully expect the game to somehow delete itself by the end of chapter 7 with how much jeet coding is being stuffed into the game
>>553243142>Industry plant and a demon cocksleeve Call me when we get the Punisher
>>553257974>He wants dudes in his porngay
>>553257974based trvthnvke
>>553257761Except you don't get superstyle versions of dress Cat so they mean fuck all
>>553256294>power wiping her ass while wearing her smart glasses
Me watching Epic pass over the Kim Kardashian sales figures to marketing so some white woman can go "Clearly Fornite loves aging socialites!" and the next skin is Jennifer Lopez or some shit.
>>553240953>>553241209As a filthy boomer casual, I actually like Crash Pad Jrs more than shockwaves since you can use them without picking them from your loadout and I'm usually too slow when it comes to swapping during fights
>>553259069It'll probably be Madonna
toji (peak @ hidden inventory arc) 2nd style soongojo (peak @ raid on sukuna arc) 3nd style soonmegumi (forma de sukuna) 3nd style soontrust in tengen, pqtriqts
>>553259069DU U BELIEEB IN LABADULUB
I love to singa
>>553259069>Kim K sold like hotcakes!!>they must love.... 40 year old women!!>"no they bought because cleav-">Add in Melisa McCarthy!!
>>553257974I look like 3 of these characters
ren and stimpy sidekicks soon
>>553259083As a zoomer casual I hate every mobility that lets you shoot while moving
catdog sidekick soon
Courage sidekick soon
>>553259440look man if they want to use this as an excuse to give me more aged slampigs like mariah then i am not going to fucking complain
Kim won
how do you guys buy your vbucks? I keep seeing jeets on twitter saying they somehow get argentians to buy them vbucks so I wanted to know if this is a consistent thing with people on /fng/ or not
>>553260120ivan lost
>>553257761I feel like I should say something but it'd probably ruin the post.
>>553257761>OH MY GODDDDDD IM POSTING GAY FURRY PORN UNDER THE GUISE OF BEING OFF TOPIC TO TRY TO DECEIVE THE MODS HEHEget a new routine dawg
>>553247152>>553254056GIVE ME KOBENIOR GIVE ME DEATH
>>553260223is it that the bulge looks more like an overfilled diaper because thats what I was going to say
>>553247152>>553254056>>553260423>the entire premise of the post is that it's off topic but you wish it were on topiccan you faggots kys already?
>>553260360Where is this porn you speak of
>>553260423Angela soon
>>553260187argie vbucks/real money packs used to be the meta but epic cracked down on that shit a while ago. never did either because ive been deathly afraid of getting banned over it even though itd be unlikely.
>>553257974Those are considered ladies?
>>553247152waifufag>>553254056fun>>553260423waifufag
>>553260187yea if u want ur cosmetics gone & negative vbucks go ahead. buy in another currency
>>553260561skimpy outfits and exaggerated sexual features somehow only considered degenerate goonfodder porn when its of a female, when its a male its just a silly picture.
>>553257761My enjoyment of these super styles depends entirely if they're animated or not. I hate the animated super styles.
>>553260656they more feminine and actual ladies then the “ladies” in this thread anon
>>553249652Rei, no women in CSM is attractive.
>>553260656marvel rivals women are built like fertility goddesses what the fuck r u on about
are you having fun this season, anons?
>>553261484no
Finally got that damn wrap, I can now stop playing this abhorrent dumpsterfire of a mode
>>553261484i didn't even buy the bp because it sucks and i'm not really playing
>>553252478based taste
With every CN collab she gets closer
>>553260981>no women in CSM is attractive.I beg to differ.
is there anyone who has ripped and/or exported fortnite models? or the artwork textures? I'd totally get a print of this poster and a few others.
>>553260981holy bad taste
is 30k exp in 8 minutes good for creator mode maps or are there faster ones?
>>553242639yes. ignore the coombrain retards who replied to you saying it's not. it's objectively a good show simply due to the story and development of characters. but don't bother with Fionna and Cake. after Adventure Time ended, its sequel got taken over by a bunch of trannies, enbies and other xhe/xhers. they completely ruined it and turned it into something completely different.
>>553262017Nta but what's wrong with Rei?
>>553247406They're making a live action film of it for some reason. We got skins for the shitty Uncharted movie with both movie and game styles so maybe they'd do the same for Gravity Rush.No Sony video game skins have returned to the shop for a while though so maybe they hate Fortnite now even though it passively makes them gazillions of dollars.
>>553262148Nothing, he's the one with bad taste, you really are an idiot if you prefer Asuka over Rei.
>>553262420>get gravity rush kat skin>its a fucking ugly realistic personthat wouldn't even be a monkey paw at that point thats just a fucking gorilla fist
>>553251589>>553252047>anon posts actual gameplay clip>immediately gets shit on by the two fucking perma losers in this general who spend every hour of their day trying to argue with people and shit up the thread
>>553262628Hawk Truah, facts on that thang.
>>553262691>anon gets criticized slightly>immediately whiteknight faggot simp materializes out of the woodwork to defend his honorhe's not gonna fuck you
>>553262850hello perma loser #1how many hours have you been up trying to ruin this thread?
>No Fallout>Chubby Fionna, Lemonhead>zesty diago mid skin>Dr Disrespect Brocoli>Rivals collab is a month awayIce king is cool ig, but man… nothing else for me in this update unless fiona is a smoke show.
>>553262968you genuinely need to take your schizophrenia medication right now. the only other reason you'd think most of the posts in this thread are one person is if you're also pretending to be multiple people to shit the place up
I can go
From one of the leaker discords.
>>553263225that’s that new leaker on twitter. someone should ask him about Fallout & if more a Rivals skins are a possibility.
>>553252478rocket ram and using C4 on cracked walls were fun but making a heist season and wasting the battle pass collab skin slots on khaby lame and star wars was unforgivable. the idea needs a do-over.
>>553263367They also had this to say about conflicting leaks.I tried asking them about how they get their leaks but I think the guy is being swamped by people asking him if Deltarune is happening.
>>553263578somehow unsurprising deltaroon fans are the most obnoxious
Leaks aren't rumors.
>>553262085I usually get 1k xp every 9 seconds in criminal tycoon
>>553263728a real leak should have actual fucking photographic evidence but we're way past the point of logic anymore. I don't understand why anyone really trusts these idiots at all if they can't show any real legitimacy
with vtubers finally getting added, what's that one demographic still not available in fortnite yet
>MagikFucking finally, something worth spending vbucks, please good Lord let it look good.
i don’t want to see ironmouse in this game if i can be desu
>>553262127The show was taken over by trannies way earlier than Fiona & cake, basically ever since Pendleton ward left the show runners have had a hate boner for finn
>>553264010I'm surprised they went for an OG, and not the super recent popular ones from HL.
>>553264238Peanut mech
>>553264158
>>553264010colorful horses? jojo? superwholock?
Those of you looking forward to chainsawman, bad news.
>Can't redeem the BP Superstyles and OG rewardsFuck you Epic for making Crew less of a good value.
>>553264387he’s got no hands tho
>>553264635>release jam track yesterday>lol that's it wait a year for the real collabactually kill yourself timmy this is somehow more insulting than the sonic collab
Why are they like this
>>553264010/m/
how many of you anons that play on PC actually built it or done improvements on your own?
>>553264635>>553265019again I just don't understand why. why would get a tiny bit of a IP they know people would buy skins for? was dumping all their effort on south park and adventure time more important? I just don't get it.
>>553265019How do you think us Legoshi gooners feel?
>There's going to be a new Ice King in Chapter 7 bros!!!>Huh that's weird well I guess they must be next season then we never lie!>I can PERSONALLY confirm Ice King remix is coming soon :fire: :fire: !!>It's just adventure time Ice King
>>553265307From what the leaker has been saying there seems to be other anime collabs in the works for this year and there are alot of them. So it could be possible that CSM was pushed back down the pipeline since Epic knows the series is a success and will probably still be popular a year from now. I reckon we'll probably see more recent/new anime releases in this year for collabs in hte meantime.
>>553265627lmao
>You can quene up ZB with a 5 man squad nowWHAT THE HELL?
>>553265627it would be really fucking funny if AT ice king pops out during the fucking og event though
>>553265752
>>553265636They're probably waiting for an actual season 2 to release a full collab.
>>553265627the idea leakers actually have real information, they're just ACTUALLY retarded and don't know what any of the characters are is so fucking funny.I wouldn't doubt if they saw the vtuber bitch and thought it was another vocaloid.
> Got everything done minus ranked rewards cause fuck that noise> Only thing to look forward to are the resident evil rerunsGuess I'll see you anons around march
>>553265776>it would be really fucking funny if AT ice king pops out during the fucking og event though
This sounds so stupid I believe it. Of course timmy would get a collab for 28 years later.Also the leaker reckons there's another collab next week but it will be just a backbling + pickaxe. They didn't give much more info because in their own words it's "niche that no one would care".
>>553266221Nta but it's a teeny bit funnyJust a smidge
>>553264385I reckon they're going with KizunaAi because she's safe.HL and other recent vtubers are notorious for getting involved in drama and scandals.
>>553261779i never thought she was meant from a standalone show
>>553266502i know where this goes
>>553266502Is she ok?
>>553266448Ok so they clarified that the 28 Years Later thing is the backbling.Also another leaker is getting salty that the guy is only leaking collabs and not leaking upcoming season themes.
>>553266502
Fucking Lemongrab over the final girl, is Epic fucking deaf? Huntress is at her peak right now, everyone would buy her. they're so fucking stupid. I guess you can wear LSP as a backbling with him for all those rare shippers out there. I wanted to do couple emotes with a Huntress as Finn since they're my comfort pairing for the time. Happy about Ice King, though my favorite part of this Wave but fumbled with Lemongrab and I don't care about the genderbends.
>>553241209Shockwaves are literally baby's first get out of jail free card with very little for challenge or risk besides fumbling into a tree. And you can stack so many that you can rotate POIs within seconds if you use them right. It basically turns most fights into a similar boring meta to the Build boxfights, where the instant someone's on a bad starting foot or even remotely gets shot at they fly into the sky for half a mile, loot a little, then rotate til they get first shot on someone. It's complacent, it's dull, and it's frankly too abusable, especially with no cooldowns since you can just throw them so long as you have more Shockwaves. And the fact that so many mobility items were near-always irrelevant or had to fight for relevancy alongside the Shockwaves highlights how abused they were.
>no flame princessits joever
Sex.Sex with gooks.
WHY IS IT MAKING ME DOWLOAD A 90 GIG UPDATE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 20!GIGS
>>553265273rebuilt mine back in 2021 (bad year), after upgrading/changing parts for the old one for 7 years
>>553265064sweatlords think jumping around is a replacement for aiming
>>553264489would you play as weirdly tall frieren?
>>553266937tbf he does have a point id rather know what survey skins are in next seasons pass than the umpteenth collab we're getting (this update literally has more collabs than original skins)
>>553262127I disagree, I think F&C redeems aspects of the fall off of the original and DL like actually giving Finn a happy conclusion and Simon closure.
>No Golden emote still…
>>553267372
>>553267506not him but if weirdly tall Tatsumaki and Rukia were not dealbreakers for people then I think it it would be a problem for Frieren either
>>553265019Meanwhile Kpop Demon Hunters which is basically a 90 minute music video released skins with zero jam tracks or music emotes.
>>553267235Lemongrab is a funny character Nobody gives a fuck about your stupid waifu that was a background character
>>553267235I hope those ""leakers"" are just wrong. Why you wouldn't put Huntress with F&C when they're the hottest topic atm is beyond me. Ice King was a given and a damn one needed.
>>553267506>>553267818 (me)I meant would NOT be a problem, in case that that's not obvious
Not gonna lie but I love the cheesy poofs. Completely ineffectual as a weapon but it's so much fun just chucking them at people and third partying with. I can't use them to heal enemies sadly but this works just as fine.
>>553267876Funny for one episode in S2 and then never had a memorable moment after 'til he kissed LSP. Maybe All Your Fault and You Made Me but these were passed prime.
Periwinkle is still goated fr
Is Ivan here?
>>553267856Other people asked him, he didn't respond to them. He did say there is a tv show collab coming so, it could be Fallout.
Ivan LOVED that
>>553265064he's suffering from shockwave removal
NOOOOOOOOOO ME LE HECKING OG EMOJI I NEVER USE
>>553267876Don't set that PC on fire typing, Phoebe.
Why the fuck is the menu so fucking laggy? Are they using fucking ChatGPT to code the fucking game?
Flame princess fell off really hard
>>553268009ivan on the left
>>553268008faceassbody go wild
Best thing in the pass is this godamn backpack.
>>553248080I'll say it again Dr Dis... RESPECT Welcome to Fortnite
>>553268009Me on the left :3My ass is so soft!
>>553268083they did this with the gg spray onesie got too and I didn't see a single soul say anything about it
lmao nobody wanted Earl >>553268197Really needs to be studied, Sugar created a character that was heavily featured, promoted all for it to go downhill soon as she left to start her own show, then later she's succeeded by a background character back in Wizard Battle.
>>553268008I haven't seen anyone using her despite being the face of Blitz.
>>553268009Human in a costume. Get a real wolf girl.
>>553268291*eyes
>>553257974rogue looks like jade
>>553268325I want my HOT WHITE MAN skin now
>>553268750
>>553268197The entirety of AT fell hard, it just hit rock bottom with F&C S2
>>553268882>WHITE MAN@grok can we get an early life check on logan paul
>>553268882Jonesy and Midas is right there anon
>>553268750>>553268987Kinda regret skipping it
>>553268394The 2 Time!!! Get a cold beverage & strap yourself in. Welcome to the Champion’s Club
>>553261989That's AI.
>>553269164Mid-Ass is ugly afJonesy's great but isn't jacked
>>553268997>F&Cnot adventure time.
>>553269356i don't feel like fortnite has a lack of buff men
>>553268882Nothing hot about a roided out balding maleJesus fuck anon raise your fucking standards you disgusting pig
>>553268662What planet and country are you from?
That Iris Out song is in a top 100 global playlist. wtf
>>553268997>>553269358It is, and cope it's a good season, and the townie criticisms are overly played. This is better than fall off AT.
ayo where them trix at?
>>553269709Earth Born and raised in the USA
imagine willing playing as a rat (skin)
dua lipa skin
>>553269273You say this but then you see it in the shop and remember it's 500 V-Bucks for a basic gesture
>>553269486Dude's horrendous lobby pose is what prevents me from using Its an extremely jacked shirtless Ryan Reynolds but my austims about the lobby pose says "No Thanks"
>>553269798Cute
>>553269954>USAGrim Gate
>>553269798bnuuy
>Empty spray option doesn't work>FNstatus says they'll fix it in the next update (after their "well deserved break")>Next update happens>Spray empty option is entirely removed>Except the default GG spray Onesie comes with is now called "Spray (empty)"
Has anyone else's performance gone to shit this patch? My game's stuttering like crazy.
>>553265752>You can quene up ZB with a 5 man squad nowI don't know how this wasn't a thing two seasons ago when the Megazord needed an NPC to fill out the cockpit.
>>553269954Is your leader michael jordan still in the chair?
>>553269124Early life has been removed due to antisemitism.
>>553269572You're delulu, my brother Logan's is an exquisite SEX specimen
>get buff>be social media star>homosexuals want to have sex with yougrim
>>553269798Seeing cool Onesies like this makes me grumble at all the sprays I missed over the years thinking "lmao I'm not grinding/watching twitch/joining discord for a fucking SPRAY, get real" that are now lost to time. Well made and well played.
>>553270836classic
>>553270784>hair already so thin you can see straight to the scalppathetic
This thread is a lie, it's only me and (You), but mostly me replying/seething/cocksucking/coping/guhing to myself
>>553270836Unless you're so insecure about your own sexuality, the idea that so many people find you so irresistible and insane hot that millions of people wish they could have sex with you is actually a good thingMost people settle with one
>trannyfaggot cope already started
>>553269798Onesie makes me glad I started picking up more sprays, especially the star wars ones they ran on twitch of the different factions cause they're decent at making other solid colour onesies
She won.
>>553270784I need BOTH Pauls
>>553270836>want to destroy the asshole of some girly genetic dead end before im too old to manage it>string bean myself but too masc for the fem x fem fagsguess it wasnt in the cards
>>553269741the townie plot is barely watchable sludge where fionna acts like an insufferable retard the entire time. the writers used finn as a carrot to make adventure time fans sit through hours of tedious melodrama no one would otherwise care about. this level of boring tripe belongs on a fanfiction site. you could be a smartass and say it's written like bad fanfiction on purpose because that's what the world canonically is in-universe but that doesn't make it any more fun to watch. it just sucks.the sparse moments of actual plot about characters from ooo and not their twee fanfiction counterparts are good, but don't justify watching a mostly bad show. season 1 was vastly superior.the worst parts of the original AT were about equally bad. couldn't say this was better.fortnite battle pass.
finding a lot of autistic brown women self shippers thanks to this southpark collab
>>553272673I just shit out my ass
>>553270302>won't let us do all black with no spray becuase they're still buckbroken over gimpsuits (that are still bad and they bring back anyways for some reason)>but if you any of the all black sprays like doggo's face or some of the text ones you can just get all black anywaysI don't fucking get this company
>>553269302Okay? And?
>>553272794Its a lot of autism out there
>>553271728
>>553273056Everything was fairly "normal" or funny until I saw the mousepad
>>553271481>>553271502>>553271565>>553271728Dicked by LukeGAWD
who’s thicker? Magik or Luna??
>sprayed on a wall next to two portapottieslol
>>553273089imagine how sweaty and smelly she is underneath her onesie. now imagine licking and huffing her...
>>553273180He should've been a sidekick to.
>>553273180When did they add a new lexa spray
>>553273180Tamers collab looking liquid
>>553273145luke you weren't even relevant enough to get shilled in the game, get the fuck out of here. you're gonna be like alex where they wheel you out like 3 years after sf7 launches as lazy DLC fodder
>>553273056>one chance at life>stan shrinesometimes, when the weight is far too much, i feel the pull towards insane whims that i could sink my life into, much like this. havent had that perfectly bad day yet, but part of me understands this.
>ass probe emote and a perpetually stoned talking towelputting this in the game barely a month after giving us a vastly nerfed orihime is fucking ridiculous.
>>553268008Peri Love
???
>>553264238Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass
>>553273796Holy shit shut the fuck up, you loser
>>553272960It surprises me cause other customizable skins actually stop you from trying to make all black but you can with onesie, I guess since her hands/ankles/face are exposed (from the front anyway) it wasn't needed?
>>553273056gotta show em the full thing
>>553273796Holy shit keep talking, you winner
>>553273858DRAGON BALL WAVE 4
>>553273858Update to give Snake his ass back.
Ivan on suicide watch
Guessing the 'get knocked, then eliminate a player' is a team only thing. I can't find any Kenny revive tokens to do that in a bot lobby.
>>553274174Women have really powerful autism
>>553271565Guh?
>>553274250See>>553268009
is the vtuber an actual v tuber? or is she like a musician?
>>553274250Absolutely based.Luna my wife...
>>553268009Ivan hated that in the lancord
>>553274250It really should've been a male and Luna. Would've been a good time to finally give us a Doctor Strange cope.I wonder if they're gonna try and make Jeff the Land Shark a pet too
4 more dubs till I get a gay ranked skin I will forget about in a week
>>553274503both
>>553239947Vanessa Kirby is cute you incel>>553240145Its free xp to help normies level up anon
who's ivan?
>>553247408yeah totally nuts you might need to wait 45 minutes for the right maps to rotate in a fucking video game.They would be way less grindy if they were map agnostic
>>553274693ok but what is she more famous for? I don’t want this game to be filled with Ironmouses that are only vtubers
>>553273180Yooo the new furry skin looks sick
>>553241256That dude diddles kids I swear to God. Fake ass family friendly persona
>>553273858>soccer and a snakeuhh mega man soccer?
when is the evangelion collab
Is it just me or is ZB fucking brutal now? I'm glad they ditched the shockwaves but there's still a shortage of cars and despite bringing the golf carts back there's only like five of them on the map too. Wingsuits seemingly had their spawnrates lowered which is fine but didn't crash pads used to come in stacks of three? Man it's like throw me a bone here Epic. You're just spending 90% of the time walking place to place.
>>553265273I didn't play yet because one of my friend's PC blew up and we always play as a squad, good to know the game isn't as barren anymore
My social feeds are full of hockey teams pandering to creepy gross women who obsess of the homo hockey showIts very annoying but if this means an NHL collab I'll let it slide
>>553275003is this cinna?
tonight>South Park (x6) [ID: SouthPark]>Victory Vibes (x2) [ID: VV01091]>Jam Tracks (x4) [ID: JT0110]>Vehicle Accessories (x1) [ID: FastenDark]>Fortnite Drops (x4) [ID: FND0110]>Battle Ready (x6) [ID: BR0110]
>>553274785she was famous for being basically the first vtuberat least the first one recognized as suchshe basically popularized the concept, shes had a fall guys skin for yearsnot exactly relevant now but a lot of her old fans are coming out of the woodwork to voice support so thats something
>>553275128i hope this update brought new icon emotes, tired of the same 30 or so on rotation every few days
>>553274785she was the first vtuber and started the whole thing. she's not really popular anymore, but she's the OG
>>553274250>lunagay as fuck give me galacta>magikOne I wanted but the monkey paw is she got her rivals look instead which is eh, as long as she has a darkchylde style.
it should've been peni parker and galacta ToT
>>553274715one of the jonesy posters that posts gay feet porn and night rose pics
What are your never-ever collabs?
>>553275654
>>553274641>top 10 = dubWAOW
>>553275041Wow! I do this with random solo players!
>>553274174the true difference between men and women is a woman can be THIS dedicated to a fictional character and still be able to get laid meanwhile men only need to have one single poster or figure and they're irredeemable manchildren
>>553273558>stan shrineCheck the filename, lil bro.
>>553275775Gawd
>>553275750this is just furry porn.
>>553275654Its Always Sunny. I just want this man
>>553275789Speak for yourself. I can get pussy whenever I want, waifu posters or no. In truth, anyone can. Most "men" are just too soft to go jogging at midnight.
>>553276108i believe youthousands wouldn't
>>553275750GUHHHHHHH need sauce on 2 3 4 6 7
Sopranos collab when
>>553276343>6 7
>>553275654at this point the Fortnite x Fortnite collab of>dennis>gemini>homebase bot sidekicksmight as well be never evers
>>553275654I'm still waiting on them to add more League characters
THEY ARE PLAYING NOT MY WATERPARK AT CARTMANLAND
>>553275317>>553275128thanks a lot Anons, between all the porn, AI shit, and troon posting you're the unsung heroes of this thread, your reminders are always helpful
>>553276478:3
>>553276736source
Which SP skin should I get? Leaning towards Kyle tbdesu
>>553275789i know its bait but its sad some people think like this lol>>553276904:3
Kinda tempted to do this just to see if the bundle would be cheaper...
>Shockwaves make sound>crashpads DONT make soundI expect people complaining more about this movement item
>>553277370no you dont you just came here to argue with people in bad faith over some pointless topic and shit up the thread
>>553276723YesIt will be Yasuo and Yone
>>553277010Go into one of the shops thats got a big giant speaker in it. The song its playing is Not My Waterpark aka Too Many Minorities.Fucking based and I dont think epic realizes
>>553276343on that orderpseudoregalia sybiltoy chica from fnaf 2foxy from fnaf 1 (this specific model i think its called Fexa from JoltyFlare FNAF AU)that's just a deathclaw from fallout being fuckedscp-1471 MalO btw you didnt ask but the watermelon with big tits is a goat and her name is Kanna from blaster master zero 3
>>553277459>Im a SCHITZO REEEEEEEEEEEdude chill out.With shockwaves you at least can hear the dude coming, crashpads are way more sneaky to deal with
>>553277370the bwomp sound it makes when placing it down and jumping on it is still pretty audible, and even then it leaves behind a giant orange square for 10-ish seconds too
>>553277680(You)
>>553242639first 2 or 3 seasons are pretty good if you just want to smoke weed and watch a kids show. Ending was fucked
>>553277745stop taking addy dude, or play a game that make you happy
>playing game>my team is 3v2 solos>see one guy>my team everyone has Arc lightning guns>As the guy is getting electrocuted he leaves before he dieslmao get fucked chud
>>553275760>(Youyou know what I mean anon, its a w progressing that bullshit quest
>>553277634>blaster master zero 3
>>553277836>>553277745
Jonesy, we need to cook!
>>553277634thank you but can you source them
Should I start playing comp right now?
>>553278030dude, why are you seething?
>>553278132>>553277745
>>553278046why would someone go through the effort to do this?
>>553277474fuck no it won'triot has zero reason to push those two edgelords
>>553278046>gonna make move to a town that's right for me
>>553278173lol, why there is always a schizophrenic on every general?
Consensus /fng/?
>>553278103He can't but I do
>>553278132NTA but his (You)s seem to make you seethe
>>553278305I bought it
>>553277513Its playing on all the speakers actually.Also incase this hasn't been mentioned the lazy river is now piss.
>>553278343>NTA
>>553275295Well, you rike anon?
wtf is this shop?! Why every skin is gonna be 2 fucking days!!!
>>553278460now you're the schizo ;)
>>553278520
>>553278514it's shit
>>553278256Riot loves Yasuo and YoneMy bet would be Yasuo and AhriOr Ekko and maybe Kai'sa
>>553278354wait a minute...
>>553278614bahahaha mad you got called a schizo
I’m sad they didn’t give her red bros
>>553278740
>>553278305IT GOES WHERE IT GOES
I need this with all anime girl skins
>>553278305I am goycattle
>>553278776I love Lynx bros
What were they smoking with this
>>553278807>GIVE ME THAT SLOP TIMMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553278783
>>553278908TIMMY
>Kendo gets a shop skin>Daigo gets 2>Jade gets nothing
The mecha suits look so bad
>>553278807i feel less bad for buying the collab ones now lmao
Fuck that rat
>>553278861Based and same
>>553278305Not buying until one-time customization is removed / 10
>>553279050Jade never got out of the portal anon…
>>553279007at some point it stops being funny and gets cringe
>>553279170but why?
I love this little guy.
The ONLY thing I want from Epic to to fix this
>>553278776What you dont have OG Lynx?If thats the case sucks to be you and hundred million plus people kek
>>553279007I'm definitely getting the squid ones
>>553278776They genuinely fucking despise lynx, they'd rather shit in their hands and clap than give her 1% of the body or customization as the original. I blame>jeets>timmy>sexless ken doll freakazoids that work at Epic>kids>mothers of kids
>>553279007the worst kind of /fng/ will say these are good
>>553279296GIUHJH
they did NOT like this one
KEK
>>553278702No. the playerbase loves Yasuo. Riot couldn't give two fucks about him.It's pretty ironic considering CertainlyT's champs were the black sheep of the game for a long time
>>553279323I do though?>>553279384Honestly wish they gave me the option to remove Trailblazer Lynx’s fur boots I would use her way more
>>553279436good it's worse than that shitty Fly To Tokyo emote where your character flaps their arms like a retard to some fat ugly bitch's song
>>553279007Furgod game
>>553278807at least you didn't buy the same sidekick twice so you get a pass>>553279214based and same
>>553279501I look like this
Quints is too many playersSame with Six-Pack
>>553278305What >>553279214 said + how the fuck do they put it next to Rex and not give it a green style this absolute braindead company man. Just make a color slider I know it's in their API
>>553265776I would laugh, then onions face, then jack off.
>>553275750Amy's cuter.
>reroll quest>save 50 survivors
>>553279614>Furgod seasonI warned you guys last year what with this cope?
>>553279609TOKYO CALLINGTOKYO CALLINGTOKYO CALLINGTOKYO CALLINGTOKYO CALLING
>>553276443>We one pumped him…on a hill…overlooking a river…with slurp mushrooms all around.
>>553279609Holy shit and the "bodies" emote as well. Must've been smoking a good one.
>>553279581My brother
Do they still needlessly kill Kenny every episode?
Kenobreen are you there
>>553280265Not so often nowadays
>>553280265That hasn't been a thing forever. Kenny rarely dies now
the poodle will be Feb's crew skin.......
>>553279892doesn't that one give more though? or is it 100 now
This shop is ASS
'brina
>>553279609the thing is, the Tokyo Calling emote is not the original dance from the video, is a dance made by fucking black girl that danced with them. Idk if she's a rapper.
>>553279609hop off my blowjob emote
Festival when?
Make it so, Fortnite
>>553280537>epic loosing gazillion of subs that month
>>553280537Forever lost to the wastes of the survey concepts Thank goodness
>>553280537it's been theorized that she may come out during the winter olympics given the skiing theme
>>553280737I speak for everyone when I say no you filthy trekkie
>>553280737Logicalness https://youtu.be/eG9lTgu0R-M?si=Az1L3jUEqwYB_sJA
>>553280637>me at me local gloryhole
>>553280912heh
>>553279409Ivan bought them all, cope.
>>553280580she won
>>553280737already happened in invasion
>>553278873It's a stupid and forgettable emote, maybe a 10 year old would like it just to be annoying to their friends, but making it 400 Veebees is genuinely offensive.
What the fuck do we do if they don't release the poodle?
>>553281026You mean the single emote? lol.
>>553280537We'll see son, we'll see....If wolfie is possible, there is a great chance. Otherwise, throw in the towel.
>>553280912>me local gloryhole>spongebob me boy i've thought up a new way to attract payin' customers, aaaargargargargarg
>>553280737it's inevitable, they even have lego versions already
apparently the STW zone that has been leaked a bit in the files is a persistent home basesounds like its basically mgsv's mother base
there’s gonna be a 28 Years later skin this week?? WTF
>>553280737star trek is prime 10 defaults in the same outfit matrial
>>553280737Already happened anon
>>553281084you know what to do
>>553281274I know it most likely will be that if it ever happens.
>>553281242cillian murphy skin?
>>553240953Seethe
>>553278305It tickles my autism
>>553281232woops forgot the tweet
>>553281290>star trek x kid cuditalk about a random collab wtf
>>553281354one says it’s just a pickaxe and backbling some other leaker makes it sound like a full set. idk
>>553281242It’s not skins
>>553280737Nobody cares about Star Trek
when they're adding butter dog the dog with the butter as a sidekick?
>>553281232so will it replace the stonewood storm shield, or will the stonewood storm shield be retconned into not being homebase?it's a novel idea but it's so tiresome that the STW devs keep making HUGE changes with far-reaching implications like you would only do to an actively developed early access game, several years after the game was officially released and abandoned
>>553248370it has ridiculously low spread for an smgi've gotten so many long-range kills with it
This new Adira leaker seems to be legit huh??also kinda weird it won’t have any skins (28 Years later)
>>553280737I would buy this and would buy it for my brother
Epic needs to capitalize on the upcoming 2010 nostalgia and add memes as skins.
>>553281727https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V5T6oUOEV4jam track when?
>>553281947and make pedobear playable for teh lulz
>>553281947If we get honest to god rage faces as skins I will buy them the nanosecond they hit the shop
>>553282054we already got Wolfie
>>553281947They’re adding all the popular cartoons from that era
>>553281727apropos of nothing i like spike because he's somewhat realistic and less stylized than the other pets, and i would like if more realistic actual dog breeds were made into sidekicks, rather than disney movie rejects. a minimally stylized golden retriever similar to spike would sell a lot.but if you need to make it into collabslop...air bud sidekick. boom.
>>553273858Is this what this was alluding to?Does some soccer player do this?
>>553281760I assume it'll be a place to see all the survivors you collect, see story characters doing stuff/animations, maybe turning all their pre-mission dialogue into actual scenes where you talk to them in person, stuff like weapon firing ranges or trophy rooms, and maybe giving (you)/the commander a canon appearance
>>553281864What have they done to give themselves credibility?
>>553282474Chainsaw Man collab coming soon
>>553281947would buy
>>553281947no goon factor = no buy
>>553282780Derpina with a fat wobbly ass
>>553281119I hope they don't dump her as a ps plus pack. I'm not a Sonygger
As soon did the stick of truth I was called because my wife was scared of a spider after handling the spider for 5 min I came back there was 4 people left and they was all bosses couching around as soon I shoot one of them they they all did a 180 and assblast me to the lobby...
>>553282328
>>553281947~2005-2015 was the peak era of internet culture and I'm not just saying that cuz it's the period of my life that I'm the most nostalgic for
>>553280537Already got my doggo wife.
>>553282339if epic wants STW to look like an actual finished game, they should start by replacing all the blatant fucking placeholder art. what do i mean by blatant placeholder art?1. generic survivors should not use concept art that later became named story characters like dennis and lars. replace those. there aren't 20 copies of dennis and lars in the story so there shouldn't be 20 copies of them in my inventory.2. twine peaks' map icon is just canny valley's but rotated slightly. how have you left it that way for several years without fucking killing yourselves out of embarrassment? you charge money for this game.maybe work on things like that instead of unwanted and unsolicited sweeping game balance changes, reinventing the wheel, and pulling blocks from the bottom of the jenga tower to implement shit no one cares about.
>>553282976cut it by two years and you would be right
>>553282893God forbid if they do
>>553283230well it woulda made sense to go with a decade but the late 10s were when things started to go to shit and the 00s didn't have the creepypasta scene yet or all the most iconic memes
Had a dream we got fortnite kart instead of that dogshit we actually got and it was so kino
>>553282976Meme culture was honestly at it's peak around 2016-2024
I'm watching Beast Games Season 2
>>553283154they've been slowly working on fixing random bits of shit with STW, like im sure reworking the retarded ass survivor grid let alone updating the icons is probably a top priorityalso if they plan on replacing a fuckton of STW's random crap maybe they don't want to bother doing little stuff like icon adjustments
>>553283505I can deduce from this that you are approximately 10 years younger than me
>>553282780
>>553278305HOW DOES IT NOT HAVE A FUCKING GREEN
>>553280537I hope she's shop because I've already completed all the passes and don't plan to resub till March or April
>>553283506I'm watching him crash out on Twitter
>>553283658>Still believing in the green dinosaur propaganda
>>553283782Wait what happened lolZavala melty incoming?
>>553283486It shouldn't be that hard to implement at all. I hardly do jackshit in Rocket Racing these days. It's lame.
>>553283831dinosaurs were GREEN, they had NO FEATHERS, and they did BIG COOL ROARS, and they were ridden by CAVEMEN with BIG SADDLES. I will not take your LIBERAL REVISIONISM lying down
>>553283486Recent kart racers are all garbageYou think the f2p one would be good?
>>553283878The anime community is calling him a fake anime fan and he's crashing out over it"Guardians of Galactic Hero's" is actually called "Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>553283154How the fuck are you supposed to sort through survivors without just auto-sorting them? You have to click and press "V" or some shit to inspect every character instead of an easy balatro hover description or something. I can go on about STW but as someone who bought it for Lynx and bucks, there's so many issues with it>early game is miserable and slow>insane onboarding>why the fuck do I have to sit through a minute long leaderboard screen after every fucking mission>when will this gay santa toy man shut the fuck up>why does ninja suck so much ass to play>why does all the loot suck, I'm mostly through Plankerton and still have nothing good>why is every mission just "do x thing x amount of times" or "save x amount of survivors" or "defend the thingy" and not like idk a campaign or something???Like it doesn't feel like a game, it feels like the end game grind of tedious side quests after a campaign but there was no campaign.
>>553283782My question is why does Jimmy give a shit about what people think about him and One Piece? He cared less about people shitting on him for accepting Saudi blood money so I don't get it.
>>553281242What
Thank God, the LoL girls are finally leaving.
holee fuk onesie where tf were u hiding all that
>>553283154why would they do anything but simplify it further? 80% of it is just founders using it to farm free vbucks.>>553284087>Mission ending>Press ESC > Leave Match > Wait on pop-up>Hit Accept once VICTORY screen opens upthere you go anon, a minute of your life saved every mission.
>>553283782Reminder he unironically liked some lolishit in the past.
>>553284064oh no no no>>553284091>implying he wouldn't have cashed out by now if he wasn't addicted to the fame
>>553283782Bro charge your phone
>>553284218on my face
>>553283486I’ve thought a few times about why they didn’t do a kart mode, which seems like an easy to produce and theoretically very popular mode, and I think the reason is because there are limited ways to monetize it. They wouldn’t gain additional skins sales from it. They could try and lock new tracks beyond the original ones behind a paywall but that would not be well received in a free to play game. You could sell kart skins but those would really only work in the kart mode and wouldn’t translate into BR like the rocket racing ones do. You could theoretically make micro models of existing vehicle skins that players already own and open the top of them up and make them look like a kart but that would require time and resources to make, both of which are things Epic tries to avoid. Ultimately I’m sure they do not think the juice would not be worth the squeeze as much as players might like it.
>>553284345>Intentionally damaging your batteryNo
>>553284091"I'VE WATCHED MORE ANIME THAN ALL YOU BOZOS OUT THERE" - Jimmy BeastI have no idea why he takes this attack so seriously but he really does
>>553284269I just find it funny THAT'S where the dude's priorities are. Accepting shady money from a government that funds terrorism to build a shitty amusement park? Naw I sleep. But people calling me a poser over anime? REAL SHIT. >>553284502Just goes to show you can be absurdly wealthy and still be an insecure loser.
>>553284639Its actually cute seeing him express emotion
What is a cute skin?
>>553284639On the note of One Piece, have any of you ever meet a zoomer Arab who does not like the anime? Every one that I have met and become friends with eventually mentions that he is a fan, and the exception is a Berber diaspora, who does not even count.
>>553284502Mr.Beats please flood the planet and make One Piece IRL please!
>>553284639the franchise has like 1k episodes and its split between different series. what does he actually mean by this? this is reminding me of when elmo got made fun of for the dark souls shit
I watched one piece with my friend and the furthest we got was the part with the huge chair or whatever at the new island and there was some cop bullying luffyhow far is that
>>553284812Ruby
>>553284812Jill
>>553284812
mr beast talk is gay, someone post helsie, ruby, hope, RTL, something!!
the best feature in STW is that the subtitles can't display two lines from different speakers at the same time, so if incidental dialogue from survivors and heroes fires off at the same time you're hearing a story dialogue, you just never get to read the subtitles for it. one chance per account and you missed it, bad luck! i guess you can check what it was on youtube later!it's extra awesome that there's no range threshold on this so you have to read subtitles for completely inaudible dialogue from characters on the opposite corner of the map.it's extra extra awesome that they just put all ray and quest dialogue in a queue no matter how briefly it's relevant so you'll get to listen to ray reading out tutorial dialogue and victory dialogue for doing the first 1/8 of an objective 5 minutes later when you're almost done with the mission. and it's also awesome that "dormant encampments may become active later" repeats every single time you pass a dormant encampment, in case you're stoned off your balls and forgot how they worked in the 10 seconds you spent riding your hoverboard between them.
>>553284812Miku
>>553284823Because One Piece hits that deeply hidden desire for freedom from an oppressive regime Not to mention the first huge arc is in an Arab Nation effectively
>>553282553>said chainsaw man was coming >leakers tried baiting for engagement bucks>Adira saw this and said it was a jam track>leakers pivoted to “well we don’t fully know yet what is coming”>Adira leaked that Cody rhodes is coming back>cody rhodes is back on sunday. I think he leaked Fionna but idk
>>553284957not even denting 15% of the show
The face that killed the discord.
>the bus uses the new south park introwhy trey and matt don't use this intro anymore?https://youtu.be/CYv7_DpiuIQ?si=Msdv7HafpJQtciBGthe pinball game also uses the new one too
>>553285107Rhodes needs a ring styleHis skin got shafted really hard
>>553284690>"Gundom">specifically IBO too, not even wing like most other NAfags can claim as their one and only gundampeople keep on mentioning LGH but i feel like that's a much more glaring issue
>>553285107>adira leaked that cody rhodes was coming back this *week*
>>553285157who
>>553285173https://youtu.be/E1DBf1cIuDQ?si=JMdcdH3ptifj4egUDont mind me, just posting the best intro
>>553284812Mister "OG Anime Fan who definitely didn't just watch stuff off the Netflix catalogue" Jimmy Beast, of course
>>553285157qrd?
>>553285070also cool that they don't try to fix bugs in seasonal events at all, so every year misfit toys' quest dialogue is bugged so you have to repeatedly listen to ted and quinn's keanu chungus wholesome conversation about making art whenever anyone on your team is at that part of the questline.
There's many reasons to be ashamed to play Fortnite. The playerbase, the dog shit collabs, the monetization, creative in general, etcTim Sweeney's general everything might be the biggest
>>553283486fortnite kart would be just as dogshit as rocket racing and I'm tired of pretending otherwisenot a single sole hops on fortnite and thinks to themselves>hmmmm yes I think I want to play a racing game instead of a shooter
>>553285508He’s right faggot
>>553285482I intentionally don't do the misfit toys just to let everyone hear the shitty story
>>553285563Id rather have a Twisted Metal clone. Kart racers are kinda shit
>>553285508>political opponentsthey are putting children in bikinis you dumb bald bastard
>>553285245I watched the Thunderbolt movie and thought it was cool
Don't care about Mr. Fag. But I'm sure the one piece "community" wasn't too retarded some years ago, what happened? I only read the manga and don't discuss with anyone about it btw.
>>553285731Yes and people like >>553285609 supports it
>>553285508based tim sweeney
>>553285508He'd have a point if it wasn't for the fact that 90% of people are just using Grok to put various ecelebs in bikinis in the comments. Nobody's gonna miss it.
>>553285792we already had the one AIfag crash out saying AI cheese pizza is an acceptable operating cost to keep his dependency on his AI girlfriends, how low these creatures stoop doesn't surprise me anymore.
>>553285894SoVl
>>553285912or worse, pictures of your mom
>>553284469I think just having the vehicles be tiny and your skin sitting in top could work fine, but tb h with how many "lil" vehicle emotes get made I'd like to believe it'd be more feasible. Maybe throw in a "lil [car]" emote too that uses the kart version of your equipped car if timmy wants that metaverse compatibility outside of the kart mode like they did with festival instruments becoming usable as BB/Harvesters which probably took a good bit of time to implement
>>553285234Isnt it the same outfit minus the jacket?
>>553285245feels good to start at 0079 the way God intended
made sonic and bonnie yay
all pedophiles btw
>>553285731idk the story but that sounds like fake news being used as a reason to remove ai otherwise tim sweeney wouldn't be against itjust like they make bills like "protect baby puppies from murder" and there's a line in the bill about killing humans lol
it's so fitting that mrbeast is as fake as the fag who idolizes him here, they're made for each other
>>553286040That's also true. You can still have a free and open platform without the AI, hell you can still make Grok do bikini pics if you use it privately. I really don't know what function making it public use in the comment serves other than to be really annoying and turning it into an instant litigation button.
>>553285609He's a complete hypocrite who doesn't believe what he's saying. He actually hates "open platforms" and only pretends to like them in service of his long-term goal of keeping 100% of Fortnite's revenue instead of paying fees to the platforms hosting it. He also only pursues this goal on PC and mobile because he knows if he tried circumventing platform fees and advocating for third-party stores on consoles, he would be immediately told to fuck off and lose most of his revenue stream. He only took a chance breaking Google and Apple's rules to make more money off of mobile microtransactions because they're a small portion of Fortnite's overall revenue and the vast majority of it comes from console players.He hates Linux, says anyone who switches from Windows to Linux is a defeatist, and said he won't allow Fortnite to use EAC for Linux because letting people play Fortnite with an open-source kernel is an inexorable security risk that they can't guard against.He doesn't actually stand for anything except making money. He lies constantly. He admitted outright when questioned in court that if Apple had given him a special deal to waive platform fees and not given it to anyone else, he would've accepted it. He doesn't care about anything he's saying.
>>553285785Its working its way into the mainstream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1oSBcEV3g0
>>553285245>GundomHe posted was writing up that list with tears in his eyes lmaoLook at all those typos
for about 2 years now, especially last year, made me realize a lot of people are okay with kiddy diddlers and go on about their day. this whole grok thing is just an extension of that. what the fuck happened to humanity?
>>553286130Yeah but all of the other wrestlers in this game have entrance and in-ring gear so its bizarre Cody doesnt.
Screw going for the emote
>didn't buy the green skeleton shoes during halloween despite liking them because I had nothing that would match them>now I have nu-onesie with a radioactive fit I like and would have to wait a fucking year minimum for the shoes to returnreally wish they had an actual catalog instead of this gay rotation shit.
>>553285785Were you ever that kid that just found out about anime so you watch everything you can get your hands on, netflix made that out of everyone subscribed, now you have a lot of people that unironically think the latest shonen is the best written piece of fiction ever made because they don't know better
>>553287018They're really weird with the original shoes. They run collab shoes all the time but original shoes will be run for like 3 days then never show up again
why do JJK skins play Muder Mystery?Also why don’t they use Nobara?
>>553287002Still debating whether it's worth it. Haven't touched reload at all, don't even care for the BP styles. Was it as bad as other anons put it?
>>553285746at least thunderbolt's niche enough you're likely to have some sort of deeper interest in anime to have watched it, IBO's peak 'scrolling through crunchyroll/netflix trying to find whatever popular anime'll make you look cool and interesting without looking old and decrepit'it's no coincidence the only old thing in that list is galactic heroes (and he couldn't even remember the actual name of it)
>>553287335People these people actually watched the anime and like the cool characters
>>553286836I imagine he's stuck in that outfit so WWE can keep ownership of the skin if he leaves WWE again. Cody probably didn't want to give them his naked likeness and then have to make a dressed up cope of it later if he splits.
>kenny's shit is all his princess stuff>skin itself has nothing related to it, not even a styledid they not want to make a crossdressing little boy or something or did he look too much like zelda
>>553283486We all dream about it anon :(
>>553286337
>>553287325Kyle confirmed the ugliest skin
>>553287595maybe the first one, but idc, I want a Jimmy Valmer outfit.
>>553287886now to be fair the astolfo pfp could be the most racist person alive as well
Is there a date for Kizuna AI?>>553287886all me
>>553288203>Is there a date for Kizuna AI?no, she isn't announced yet and we only know she's in the game from datamining. but if she was added in this patch then she'll presumably be out in the next two weeks or so before there's another patch.
>>553287325I'm kinda digging Kenny but I haven't watched South Park since like the very first few seasons I had physical copies off that I'd rematch.I dunno if I vibe with the show nowadays
>Stick of Mythic forces a final circle and shortens the round to within the next 5 minutesOh so that's why shockwaves and the katana was vaulted huh
>>553288669you absolutely would not.If you want watch up to like season 12-15ish then drop it
>>553288754nta but a lot of the episodes were funny with their swiftness to make fun of current events and are way less funny years and years offlike when a 90s tv show gets revived and they do culture shock episode of "WOW LOOK AT IPAD" or "WOW SMART WATCHES" slop jokes
>>553288669imo it feels like its hit an identity crisis where they don't know what they want to do with it anymore. they've gone from parodying current events to doing a lot of oranj man with [current thing] parodies that feel lazy. i mean fuck's sakes one of the cosmetics is a prime parody as a backbling.
>>553280737THE PIPS ARE ALL WRONG
i wish it looped but this emote is awesome
>>553289079it should came out of her ass
>>553289079>loopAre you mentally challenged? that's exactly what happens in the pilot
>>553289079>loopbro we're in a loop all game
>>553289079I haven't watched south park so all this does is give me a hard-on because god damned me with a hypnosis fetish
>>553289478First he was hypno sissified, now this?
>>553289079I guess there's plausible deniability to exactly where it's coming out of, but it's weird they keep using the anal probe in family-friendly collabs. It was also in Pinball FX.
>>553289572that's not helping anon
>>553287917I mean he was voted ugliest in the class
>>553289079did nobody buy that owl skin because I'm shocked nobodies made a video of it doing this emote
Consensus on the South Park collab, /fng/?
>>553290292Ignoring the shitty mechs the boys look greatWon't be buying them though
>>553289478its a reference to the first episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSDNYrEL8SU
>>553290221I doubt many have seen the original cartoon, even if it was a meme 15 years ago.
>>553290292mid. they put a fair bit of effort into the mechsuits but they're still mechsuits. kenny having princess accessories but no princess style is strange. butters' hair looks terrible in 3D. every collab sidekick using cuddle team junior's animations is annoying.
>>553290292I like it. I hope they add Randy and Jimmy for a possible wave 2.
>>553290292wehehehe out of 10
>>553287595He is also Mysterion
This the thread?
>>553291146This is the consensus
>>553286407Based Timmy’s a corpo two faced rat
>>553290292like towely, hate mechsuits
>>553289787Well, we've all been there.
>>553291330>>553291330>>553291330
volticcore has gotta stop drawing erisa with such sexy feet oh my guh
>>553285017Correct.
