Imperishable editionEnd of Year Retrospective and looking ahead to 2026: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/92>Latest Historical NewsTotal War 25th Anniversary Showcase (End Times / Medieval 3): https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/91-total-war-25th-anniversary-showcaseTotal War Three Kingdoms Retrospective: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCwQUSXwA48Building Medieval 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5AItoj1YRE>Latest Fantasy NewsLords of the End Times - Announce Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPIpN9OKKR4 Warhammer Trilogy Retrospective: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuCIL3SmIHcTWW3 - Hotfix 7.0.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/7-patch-notes-amp-announcements/threads/12603-total-war-warhammer-iii-hotfix-7-0-2?page=1TWW3 - Hotfix 7.0.3 opt-in beta: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/7-total-war-warhammer/threads/12797-total-war-warhammer-iii-hotfix-7-0-3-beta>Latest 40K newsTotal War Warhammer 40,000 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVgCDqLTaJkTotal War Warhammer 40,000 FAQ: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/4199910/view/655966683127611597Total War Warhammer 40,000 Developer's Vision: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njanDkiImPw>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-OfficialPrevious Thread: >>553070749
Total war is too dumbed down I enjoy strategy/diplomacy/espionage too not just battle tactics
>I felt like a slave since I couldn't talk about religion or politics with my Warhammer-watching audience.
>>553247227
I remember people dooming about 40K announcement that 40Kfags would take over the general completely, yet 40K talk is about in line to what it was before the announcement, maybe with a slight boost.
Thanquol soon, friends!
Stab you all soon, friends.
HEY, /TWG/! GUESS WHAT?*clicks on you*
I enjoy Tomb Kings
Which way /twg/?
>>553247449
You're going to use IG in TW40k, and you're going to like it.
>>553247902Asrai
>>553248043Not even in the conversation, unfortunately
>>553247449>Rajesh is still launching his anti-Legend raid
>>553248145The DAUNTLESS Asrai have the best waifus in the game thougheverbeit
>eceleb causes his own downfall by spreading lies and doubling down when proved wrong >pretends he's the victim What a retard lol
>>553247739REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553248424Being wrong about leaks doesn't hurt anyone
>>553248152Lorewise their only concern are the crownworld and other tombworld, everything else should be disposable like WoC.
>>553248535>lies>downfall>proven wrongall objectively FALSE
No fucking way... This cunt sailed through the entire fucking world to send me a trash stack.
>>553247739Legionary Cohort!
>>553247227 Okay a few things first I started a fanfiction based on this image with satura getting his Settra the Imperishable Magically getting his last living descendant teleported to his capital,And is there anything good to read to understand Settra outside of memorable moments like outside of he does not show but what he likes to do what his future plans are for his people now get them Mommy and skeleton people or a good look at how he deals with the living I know the High Queen Khalida appeared in Gotrek and Felix And I live in followers who work for her. I just want something where I get a more sense of who Settra is and his actual goals outside of at times or emergency situations or when somebody stole from him his hat and he's going to get it back even in the Frozen North.
>try aekold helbrass as an LL mod>feels like a legit flc campaign, even if the mechanic is just books of nagash collecting, full split start, unique items unlocked at level, and flavorful additions like sorcerers/lords with lore of lifewHoly shit CA did this guy so dirty because they wanted to uber-jew SoC.
I'm thinking of getting a new gaming laptop Canadian and I wonder how much power I need to run on normal frame rates for Total War Games the newer ones possibly the upcoming medieval and probably the 40K one and Warriors series games like DW Origins and a possible sequel.How much would that kind of stuff to one at what people online would considered a good weight with internet stuff running in the background for computers now?
Do Warriors of Chaos, specifically for Be'lakor or Archaon have a mod/cheat that gives them a building or rite to spread a massive amount of a specific Chaos God corruption so that you can get access to specific units, mainly the Gors in any given province?tired of babysitting the Pestigors and Khorngors I got when I took out Tamurkhan and Arbaal and would like to use them as the disposable Beastmeat they are
>>553249986gaming laptop is an oxymoron dont bother dude
>>553247619so true king
Sexo!
>>553249986Go look at the size of a heat sink for a normal CPU and then for a laptop CPU to disabuse yourself of this foolish idea.
>>553247768Thats impossible without their rework
>>553249986>gaming laptop>canadian
>>553247768Did bone giant still sucks?
>>553250392>>553250238>>553250645Okay legitimate question how much do you guys spend on the computers you play total war Warhammer 3 and how powerful are they and are they designed to be gaming computers?
>>553249986any +12GB VRAM will get you by for a while
i got bored and uninstalled the game
>>553250274>Hermaphrodite single tit and man chest>Rather than the gloriously exposed and Slaanesh blessed set of six titties Diaz Daemonettes will always reign supreme.
>>553250746I spent 1000 USD 5 years ago and can run it no problem but it's about time for an upgrade for sure. I've been putting it off due to AI costs but ugh looks like it's never going to settle down. Ram especially is fucking raped. I bought ram for $150 in 2022 and now the same sticks are $400.... lmfao
huh dont see that often
>>553250746Around 1000 euros with all the parts, the 4070 super ti was the most expensive thing, but I needed the 16 gigas of RAM for AI
>>553251158woops forgot screenshot
>>553247739HOP LEE TAYS!
>>553247739ARE YOU A GOD?
playing Khorne after Slaanesh feels wrong, I enjoy the speed of Slaanesh but I hate how bad auto resolve is for sieges that I just wanna avoid
Yo helves, how are things on Ulthuan, how's Vorte..What the fuck
>>553248043bush captain in particular
>>553252735Imagine the smell
>>553252554Do you think N'Kari forces Tyrion to watch?
>>553252554>white dot>n'kari custom portraitWhy are you surprised if you are giving the Slaaneshi factions cheats that it worked out that way? Install more cheats for the High Elves if you want a different outcome, cheatfag.
>>553253283Does N'Kari's power increase with each additional tit on their model or some shit?
>>553253283>surprised Years go by, cheatfag is still retarded I see.Cry more about my six-pack N'kari, fag.
Sandbox sucks cause the AI cheats and just hate boners you so it's like whack a mole. At least the objective campaigns have a defined end goal and interesting ways to spice up the map other than painting with autistic AI cucking you
>>553253079He forced Alarielle to watch.
>>553251450Migu <3
>>553250746I've spend 1000s upgrading it over the years. To build from complete scratch right now would probably go from 1000 - 1500 including the monitor. We might be in the middle of an AI singularity so the prices are likely to keep increasing for the foreseeable future.
>>553255820 Unfortunately I need to wait tillThe beginning of April in order to be reimbursed for this compute with the amount I can allocate to it.
>>553255820>AI singularitynot even close it cant even get basic facts right it's just a guessing machine it's practically useless except for summarizing
>>553255356はい (hai)
The full depths of the ogre mind...
>>553256247So go make a fortune shorting Nvidia stock bwo
>>553256508no way
>>553256508Youre retarded and that's okay. There's more to the market than being right there's also timing. Plus they're not in trouble people will always need semiconductors
>>553256757If AI is practically useless as you say then the whole global economy will crash. The US economy is currently being bet on data center investments paying off.
>>553256846yeah i also get my world market ideas from reddit you are very intelligent and informed
>>553256904Reddit is full of luddies like you though.
>>553256846AIslopniggercompanies all operate at a massiveloss, and the openAIjew asked for like a trillion dollars more a month or two agoSo uh yeah, adding a guessing machine to shit is pretty useless for most things, actually. So far they can't force mass adoption (they've been trying so so bad) and they already failed to find a way to make it profitable, so...>AI powered computer>AI powered television>AI powered toilet>>553257043>ludditeKekypoo can't believe there's one of you guys hereNo meme but do you know how "AI" actually works or do you think it's intelligent / cognizant
>>553257043Reddit is an Indian web colony
>>553255820>We might be in the middle of an AI singularityIf you mean the middle of a line that starts in the 1960s and ends in the late 2100s, you are right.
>>553257245They have people from Brasil too
>>553257237No one knows how 'AI' works.
Which faction to play?
When AI achieves true sapiance will they enjoy playing Total War?
>>553256297Luv Migu
>>553258682Why did the AI make the Lizardmen look villainous? Suspicious that it would portray an Order aligned faction in such a way.
>>553258682Autobots fighting Beast-Middenlanders?
>>553258682Elf(forma de wood)
>>553258682>human>beard human>gay human>romanian>edgy human>furry>robots vs. monsters>english>other human>demon
>>553255820We definitely are in the middle of an AI singularity.AI, as the center of a black hole, sucks in land, electricity, hardware, and all of our money, until nothing is left save for Jensen's leather jackets.
>>553259506AI doesn't know how Warhammer Lizardmen look, and it doesn't know how they'd look if it tried to draw them. The image generating model can only generate images, it cannot "view" them. It's like a very skilled painter, who is blind.Also, I feel like the bottom image is just "Beastmen", so it drew a beast and a man.
I played Skulltaker and desu I should have listened to you guys, he's fucking boring
>>553261394Every Khorne campaign is boring, Skulltaker is just the worst of the lot.
>>553261394Told you
>>553256846AI is a bubble but people vastly overestimate just how much risk is wrapped up in that bubble. When it bursts, it won't cause a crash, or even a recession. A lot of people will lose a lot of money but the one's most affected won't be the widely diversified wealth holding firms and tech CEOs, it'll be the serial bag-holder and financially illiterate tech evangelists that bet their life savings on AI catgirls for domestic ownership. Just like with crypto shitcoins, just like with NFTs. We've reached the point in technological development where every few years produces a novel new futurism scam.
>>553261394Khorne sucks since the rework, literal brainless op shit.Worse than most other op shit in WH3
>>553261878Not so fast
TWW3 Which playable legendary Lord who has no books Or anything along the line would benefit being flushed out in personality by headlining in a book?
>>553262390Karl Franz.
>>553262001His adventure stuff is at least fun, though, even though he is OP. Khorne is OP and not even fun, easily the most boring faction in the game.
>>553250746+- 1300 for a gaming laptop +- 4/5years ago.
>>553261878khorne rework was criminal
Alright boys, I need some help deciding on a campaign to play. Just finished a Harkon one that was ok. Fun units, trash campaign map/economy.I'm thinking Ungrim, Wurzag, Tomb Kangz (Settra? Khalida?), Slaanesh (dechala or masque), Grom (mod to move him to grom's peak), or Greasus.Playing with tabletop caps.
>>553264356Umgrim is always a good choice. Don't play Khlaida until Nagash DLC and her cousin is playble and the new tomb kings stuff arrives.
>Abaddon the Failure lives up to his name failing to take Cadia so he ragequits his campaign by nuking it and causing a Chaos rift>Chaosfags think this was a victory, meanwhile everywhere around Cadia is reinforced and ready to launch the counterattack>Abaddons forces got bored and left only to get picked off one by one>There are still Guardsmen surviving on the remnants of Cadia ready for the orderCADIA STANDS!!!
>>553262001Malakai atleast has an interesting and difficult starting location. Literally fighting rats/norsca and all flavors of chaos plus chorfs. Makes his OPness less significant and more meaningful. Plus if you read the Gotrek and Felix book, it's the perfect campaign.
>>553264539Never played him before. Apparently his unique effect of Journey's End was nerfed awhile ago making slayers less viable. Never played with Garagrim either, so I might give it a go. Gonna do Slayers only and remove any non slayer unit.
>>553252242Slaanesh gets to abuse seduce units for autoresolve, so just prio economy.
>>553265168are you talking about the>seduce>engage fight and suicide the seduced units>flee with your main army>siege again and repeat until no enemy army left
>>553265702No I mean seduced 2 units from garrisons is usually enough to crush autoresolves.
>>553264621Cadia?More like CACAdia!
>>553247739>SKRAAAHHH
>>553264621cope lol
>>553264356Kangz that aren't settra or arkhan are kinda garbage imo. Khalida got some buffs last go around but I still wouldn't, too many strong foes ready to dogpile you from turn 1 (mors, kroq, and thorgrim, if you're particularly unlucky skarbrand will pop by too). Khatep at least gets his hierophant but the climate fuckery is just abysmal to deal with, especially since Settra gets loads of green territory and a growth bonus on top, playing Khatep is rough, and everyone around you mildly dislikes you enough to also dogpile you. Any of your other picks are reasonable.
>>553264621It's cleary floating
>>553264632Starting position? On Malakai? Just cheat.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3249746106&searchtext=malakaihttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3250144885
I got a volume of the book of khorne and it's been sitting thereScary!
>>553266016why?
>>553271135It's probably like the kama sutra of combat
>>553271405Shark teeth are cool, sometimes a weapon is designed for style not substance.
>>553258682Why did you need to include a slop post. Just post the roll chart like a civilized man, fag.
>>553271405so you can crack skulls(literally)
>>553271580There is no roll chart for this game, there are too many LLs for it to work.
How am I supposed to play WoC? For being the everchosen, archaon has a very limited roster. Even when he has all his buildings maxed out
>>553272328People of Chaos are a bit special, they don't really recruit from buildings. They recruit basic shitty maraudermanii and have them go through their character development arcs and evolve into chaosmanii and eventually chosen or championmanii.
>>553272328like this
>>553272546>Having to upgrade every last one of your units for every last one of your armies...Is there an automatic way to do this?
>>553272969Lol, lmao.
>>553272969>>553272546so they play mounting blade warbannerlord? That's cool. (vietnam flash back to training troops)
>>553272692That's so bad ass. I bet even napoleon would fold to this tactic.
Which is the better archer upgrade for Grom between the double shot and explosive arrows?
could you design a tomb kings unit based off the Medjed? he's a bit of a sussy baka, but I like him.
>>553273441The butt arrows
>>553272969>>553273189Ok so what about boons? I'm noticing a lot of things are locked behind a boon mechanic
Where's the best place to relocate Grom? Misty Mountains like WH2?
Do you remember when Skarsnik used to start next to Reikland?
>>553274631Yeah. Had a Belegar tier journey ahead of him back in those days. Even harder cause goblins sucked ass and their tech tree was ass.
>>553274631It's funny how Skarsnik gets stomped into the ground by Thorgrim 90% of the time now.
>>553274985Always been the opposite for me these days. Thorgrim never lasts past turn 15. Queek and Tretch dominate ususally creating a strong alliance. Ironclaw either dies quick or becomes rank 1.
No one posted today news btw ?https://old.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/1q8c47y/wh3_happy_new_year_and_an_update_on_hotfix_703/>I'll be back with an update next week to let you know when Hotfix 7.0.3 will be rolled out to everyone, and to provide some more info on what’s on our radar next.
>>553275116Maybe it's a cheats diff, I have like 200 cheats installed and Thorgrim annihilates Skarsnik almost every single time.
>>553275308Thanks, I hadn't seen this.
>>553261629That would've been the case two years ago. Now that the US government has a stake in it (they invested a LOT of taxpayer money), a burst would be much worse for the economy than Lehman Brothers or dotcom. It is much more likely that in such a situation the US government would spend even more of the taxpayer's money trying prevent it. Whether successful or unsuccessful, regular Americans and anyone who sells to America would be fucked.
>>553262390The fat ghost. She's a CA OC.
>>553277324>regular americans would be fucked if the US government wasted moneyAre you serious?
>>553277497aren't all vampirates?
I bought Warhammer 3 a month ago and have only played Bretonnia for over 200 hours. Now when I play other races they all feel incredibly slow.
>>553278506try slaanesh, beastmemes are also pretty fast
>>553278506Slaanesh is even faster than Bretonnia.Ogre Kingdoms also have a lot of speed.
>>553277731I'm not sure if you are asking seriously and are economically illiterate, or if you're just trying to make some kind of Captain Obvious joke.I will assume it's the second. There is actually a great number of people who think that the money their government spends is the government's money and has nothing to do with them.
>>553247468Harkon
>>553256485ogres gotta eat theyll take their chances
>>553262390Ghorst.>>553277927Noctilus and Aranessa are from Dreadfleet.Luthor is from core lore.
>>553247739
Which maneater units are the best? Feel like I should be building stacks of maneaters with the Maneater himself
>>553277927Luthor Harkon had rules in 6th ed.Noctilus and Aranessa were featured in the Dreadfleet board game, which later had a book.
>>553247739darkshartsRA ROO
>>553279516Use all of them (except the basic bitch ones, theyre just worse than golgfags), golgfags are the best all around but its good to use all of them. Ironfists for soaking missile damage, great weapons for large hunting, pistols for killing monsters and big lords.
>>553279516not much to note besides that which is already obvious only that golgfags maneaters are substantially stronger than the rest
I can now finally run the game at decent settings with a new GPU LL for this feeling?
>>553272692Need a unit of aspiring champions as well thougheverbeit
>>553280524any TK to test out 40 units of skelemans
>>553262390Repanse
When you can't even say my nameHas the memory gone?Are you feeling numb?Go on, call my nameI can't play this game
>>553281223is this linking park?
>>553280524Grom the paunch
How has Volound been after he finally won in his great siege against fantasybabs
>>553281223The Norwood reaper has done more damage to men than any war ever had. I'm at a 4 myself but I refuse to shave it. To me, that is the ultimate defeat, the ultimate cope. Sure I could do it, and have done it before, but I wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror and take myself seriously. Anyone else in the same predicament?
>>553281920Shave all you hair off except your gooch
>5 years later, Grom still has the best campaign of any tw1 or tw2 factionHow does he do it
>>553282595I cant stand his start location. Yeah, just go to Ulthuan ASAP, sure. Problem is, hag merchant spawns in french lands. Cool, now I have to spend multiple turns doing that whilst getting dragged into more bullshit with the french and woodelves. I just moved him to Worlds Edge mountains next to Skarsnik. Much more enjoyable so far. Confed Skarsnik on Turn 1, complete your first province turn 2. Either go to war with Thorgrim or fuck off west to terrorize the empire and take your time building up before Ulthuan.
>>553282868I always just leave one gobbostack around to grab merchants (or just toss everything but his capital), I just enjoy having the opportunity to stomp high elves and wood elves in the same campaign
>>553281406It's a Solid song
>>553283847google says it's duran duran. what you mean by solid anyway, metal gear?
this engine reminds me I'm a cuckold every day for giving them money to play these games
>>553283713Based elf-stomper
>>553284795>refuse to micro>get mad when your units act retardedif you see this happening just have your two units follow each group manually
>>553284795leave one guy with every cluster and have them take turns
warriors of cathaaayHAH
Spearmen!RAAAA-OOO
SKAVEN SLAVES
This should play when you enter diplomacy with a cathay characterhttps://youtu.be/kw9Z9ZSEHQQ
spearman!raa roo
darkshardskhazukan kazakit HA
>>553287326You got that shit stuck in my fucking head
>>553284795It's war crime to kill routing enemy
You ever see a post and just think damn, now that's Total War™
Wa anrag kuubalu ta Angron ka Ankorr.
so do ogres just get infinite money? I'm the richest I've ever been in this game with the maneaters
>>553289802I like how he pronounces Conclave
I want 40K TW NOW!
is it true all you need to beat early game as skaven is to doomstack warpfire throwers?
>>553290207no, but they do have really strong autoresolve
Off topic but if you're a true histoid and don't play the scourge of war games I don't wanna hear your whining
>>553293295>amerislop
>>553293396theres a waterloo version too yuropeean
>>553293429>yuroslop
>>553293519kek
Can't wait for Thanquol to be revealed so I can start furiously shitposting about wanting to have sex with him
>>553293614>implying thats going to stop you
I fucked a chinese masseuse and now I don't hate Cathay anymore.
I'm playing cathay and it's kinda boring because I'm surrounded by mountains with nothing near me
>>553294769Cathay has too many problems though
We are getting Cathay news, next week.
i dont want cathay news...
I'm OK with Cathay news
Speaking of Cathay I have not played them yet. Who's the best lord to start with?
>>553297301Ziao Ming has a comfy start near Gelt and some neutral OgresHe also starts with the Cathay Rocket artillery which is the most fun artillery piece in the game
>Cathay
i moved louen to cathay to play a campaign and it was very boring
Cathay is actually one of my favorite factions
Does Warhammer 3 have any worthwhile coomer mods, or is it just those Soboro mods?
>>553299002idk hth
Cathay? More like... CA Gay
>>553287042>open diplomacy with Chorfshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY&list=RD2bEZQ00OOxY&start_radio=1
IT'S UP!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK1JXOUKO_Y
>>553300336>The HungI'm not watching this
>>553300238>watch videoswtf are the comments on this one
>>553300730>be elected emperor>have to touch some wall in Karaz-a-karak
>play Boris>Daniel declares war on me as im killing off Tamurkunt>have a Boyar lord with only Kossars at my closest settlement to him>he attacks me next turn. Heroic Victory with no losses for ARFree wins a free win, he shouldnt have declared war on me when Im not ready yet
>"its ok to cheat by using auto resolve because im bad at the game!!!"
>Play the final mission for Aislinn>Dark elf ships on the final wave have straight up cannonsI hope someone got fired for that blunder.
>>553302919Yeah Kossars have really borked AR chances for some reasonI hate playing Kislev so maybe they're the strongest unit in the game idk
>>553304297The game takes them being hybrid into consideration and buffs them up for being decent at melee and good at range iirc, regular Kossars are great but Kislevite Warriors are much better line defenders
>It's cheating because it goes against the developer's vision for the game.>Oh the developer intentionally put it in there? It's a vanilla feature of the game? well uh. It's still cheating because uhImagine being an elitist for a game the devs actually try to babify and make easier. Baby mode factions come out every DLC and the devs actually encourage steam workshop mods The devs clearly hate (you) anon. Why not just leave for game that welcomes unwashed sweatlords like idk starcraft?
is it really true that youre wasting your gold if you equip shields on your empire infantry
>>553308976Not a necessity because your enemies would have a melee heavy army, but a shield would be nice because of the higher MD.
>>553308976Shields are always nonsense when playing a faction with artillery. You wanna blast them before they can unload on you.
>>553281920i have not been reapered but buzzcut anyways to powerlevel max
>>553284795seems you chose the wrong game mode a proper cavalry unit would not have this issue
>>553279414>Ghorst has no bookRetard
>>553300336>The Hung - Lords of the Steppe>The Hungwait a sec, is this just an elaborate way to make fun of The Hungarians?
>>5532506632 bone giants and 2 casket of souls are crazy good for sieging since bone giants have restock. Also not bad for Khalida. Use them more like support though
>>553314243It's Hun with a g
>>553247739>....
>>553308016Cheater seething
>>553315058isn't that exactly what Hungarians are?
>>553315119Will Eldarposting replace Elfposting when TWH40k releases?
>>553300336Dreadfu bros...
>>553315978>Will Elfposting replace Elfposting?
T is for trireme
>>553315978To be honest, I don't know how TWWH40k will even work. If they're smart, they'll base their game around Apocalypse (aka the highest pointbuy 40k ruleset, or the one with the giant mechs), like they based their Fantasy game off of Storm of Magic. If their game is standard scale, then they'll be competing against DoW. I think people also want an epic scale 40k game rather than another game based around standard or kill team rulesets.
>>553315265No.
>>553316418>they'll be competing against DoW
>>553315978my wife Macha is so beautiful <3
>>553315265>>553316454Many hungarians would very much like to be descended from huns instead of the much more wimpy Ungri.
>>553316418>>553316535dow4 looks like ass tho
>>553316672fr fr no cap?
>>553316732on god
>>553316562
>Wulfrik campaign>Ally with Morathi>Basically conquer Lustria unchallengedFeelsgood
>>553317207Which legendary lords would do a sponsorship segment for raid shadow legends?
>>553317053made for hugs and kisses
>>553317626>Golgfag and Greasus (more treasure)>Markus Wulfhart (man’s gotta buy more supplies from home somehow)>The changeling (different psyop every week)>Be’lakor (he heard “shadow” and immediately jumped for a sponsorship)
>>553317626>>553318123>Zhao Ming (he needs to fund his Warpstone addiction)
>>553315265One time when I was in Budapest I ordered an uber and the driver was a ginger named Attila.
>VC keeps trying to siege my walled cities with 15 cavalryI dont think Ive seen the AI this retarded before.Its attacked the same city 5 times over like 8 turns with the same setup.Just farming free money but manually doing it is getting old
how are they going to balance a setting where 60% of the factions belong to the same space empire?it'll be like the ordertide but 10 times worse
>>553319960The Imperium is infighting constantly in lore
Elf sex NOW.
>>553320943CW: this is cropped gay porn with two w*men. I repeat, there are 0 men involved.
Chaos... has changed...
>>553321418Dark elves often forcefully feminize their male victims. Their depravity knows no bounds.
>>553321639Are you saying that that sister of battle used to be a man?
>>553320943
What the fuck is wrong with necrotect in autoresolve, do they start commiting sudoku in a simulated battle or someshit, game keeps trying to kill mine off
>>553321785this looks great for a fan animation
>>553319960This isn't how it works. 40k Imperium is about as much centralized as Europe in middle ages, maybe less even https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/i35e94/the_size_and_span_of_the_imperium_or_why_a/
Guardsman! Whats going on here?
>>553322519fighting the good fight, sir!
>>553322348Emperor = Pope
>>553322348did you really just hit us with a reddit citation
>>553323336>peer reviewed information is...le badshame on you
>>553323017More like High Lords since Emperor doesn't rule shit and is just an item. But yeah, in general it's how it works like. I can see a Med2 pope style system to be in game and Imperial factions who aren't loyal enough just getting excommunicated. They even said already that you can't just Exterminatus planets on your own and need to be allowed to do so. Some even starting like this, at the beginning of a game lifetime Imperial Guard will probably often be used to represent forces of traitorous Governors.>>553323336Yes, it's the best compilation of direct quotes I found about how 40k galaxy and Imperium actually works like. I don't give a flying fuck that it's a le scary boogeyman site and it's not the first time I linked it here. Imperium isn't a GSG blob like people think for some reason
>>553323495>>553323515you can't just link reddit here that's a breach of 4chaniquette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfeG2xoLzFsLegend in 10 years
>>553316418>If they're smart, they'll base their game arounda fucking video game not some tabletop sloppa dogshit
why didnt anybody tell me to spam outriders earlier
>>553324154too OP, we don't cheese the game here
>>553324226can I just have two in my army please?
>>553324259No. And get rid of those sideburns!
here are your 40k unit sizes bwoignore the lizard boytoys
>>553324870*bangs desk furiously* The trailer LITERALLY shows standard Total War unit sizes! STOP LYING *punches wall*
>>553324870LIGGER!
>>553324870*Slams desk*LIARLIARLIAR
why are total war youtubers so icky?
>>553324130Anon... it's bideo games which are the sloppa
>>553326383>noooo don't make any more games!!!!dafuq does he want then
>>553326491Views. It's all done for views.
>>553315265yes, it's not hung-aria, but hun-garia
>>553326584>Now I can not unsee big cock futa Aria.
>druchii anointed mentions that she needs lubricationwhat could this possibly mean
>>553327297isn't it the same VA who did Repanse de Mayonnaise and the french psyker girl in darktide?
So are they bringing back Richard Armitage for 40k Belakor?
a ca_dogbert just flew over my house
>>553328548dogbert is if peter and brian fused in dragonball manner
>>553326383Didn't this guy get absolutely humiliated by Legend to such a point he took down both those videos?
>>553328828Those videos were so schizophrenic they already humiliated him by themselves
>hello comrade>you will buy our DLC, yes?how do you respond
>>553328924I can't this month, I already pre-ordered the new AoE2 and AoM DLC's, maybe next month!
>>553328994How are the new AoM DLCs btw?
>>553328924>100€ in cash and I vill get yuo 10 keys>Pleasure doink biznis with yuo, comrade
With War Coordination, does Occupy vs Attack mean Siege vs Take or something like that?
downvoted badly mod
elspeth sex
>>553329690can't you even take a proper screenshot?
>>553329408China is good, it didn't break the game unlike the remaster version.Japan is great, the campaign is exceptional and one of the main heroes in it is a nipponese qt3.14.The pre-order is for a new Greek god, Demeter, some account cosmetics, THE blood pack(lol) and will add the Aztecs as a full civ with their own campaign, gods and myth units.
>>553328924Siege rework first.
>>553328994maybe I'm just too much of a chud for my own good but making the expansion about south american cavemen and pretending they're on par with european civilizations made me not want to buy itgiving every civ gimmicky unique unit and making it 20 bucks didn't help either>>553329408the campaigns could have been longer but both were enjoyableif you can only get one Japanese are better than Chinese, but I liked both
>>553330226With what in it? No matter what they do people don't actually want drawn out sieges because everyone is too ADHD
>>553329690this is just complaining about vanilla gameplay
>3v4 army battlethis just isnt fun.more units doesn't equal fun
>>553330871Managing more than ten units at a time isn't fun in general.And active ability spam has been a disaster for total war.
>>553330324No more free ass-ladders at the very least would have been a huge improvement
>>553331127That's inspired by shogun 2, the total war game everyone loves.
>>553330871Yeah there should be way morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIDAsRZWxpE
>>553330871You don't even put any effort in trying to have fun, no control groups?
>>553323973Legend won't have that much hair in 10 years.
>>553332028its already a megablob, you cant fix it anymore
>>553323973Haha what a loser!
>>553329608Occupy would be take.Attack could result in taking, sacking or razing.
>>553332151Self-induced megablob due to laziness and then blaming the game for not being fun when you get huge battles (the entire point of Total War).
>>553332151You should have fixed it before it became a megablob.
>>553332151you're supposed to not let a blob happen unless you go sem spam or something. that pic is a you-probrlem
>>553332269That's weird because I was telling someone to occupy and he sat there sieging it for a couple turns, I reloaded and changed it to attack, and he immediately attacked. In both cases I was right next to him and could be his reinforcements but only in one situation did he do anything
>>553323973Mr. L is not a junkie
playing tomb kings really messes with my ocd autism for army builds being clean
Should Beddow return for 40k?I wanted something better than generic dums and predictable progressionThe trailer music is not bad, but they should really take a book from mechanicus
>Empire will get a lord in the End Times DLC>Gunnery School + other things broke after 7.0>WoC will get a lord in the End Times DLC>vassalisation broke in the betaI think there will be reworks of some sort for these races coming as well, or else it makes no sense why the factions would break. I wonder if something broke for Skaven and any undead factions, I wouldn't be surprised
>>553333221Actually they should just steal ideas from darktide, mechanicus and bfg OSTsIf I hear one more "chanting while drums go on in the background" from beddow I will fucking kill myself.I guess pharaoh OST was better and that is his last work
>>553333221Total war's music was doomed to being mediocre at best when jeff van dyck stopped working on it.
>>553333348We'll get naval combat too right?
Each faction should have a really distinct music personality.Post musical inspirations for Total War 40K factions
>>553329690>the factions of chaos are attacking from no clear reason and logicI mean...Yeah...Chaos...
>>553333881Dawn of war.They already did this decades ago.
>>553329690>the factions of chaos will be have in chaotic wayswoah...
>>553332582AI is stupid, maybe reloading just changed the seed or something.Besides, war coordination allies do not instantly take action. It may take 1 or more turns and you should get a notification that "Ally x will be doing y", if they agree.
>>553333881>Space marines: Generic latin chanting>Guard: Generic drums and marching music>Eldar: Generic celtic flute and chantic>Orks: Random shanties and banging on metal plates.
>>5533332213K, Troy and Pharaoh have great OSTs akshually
>>553334157I never noticed pharaoh's soundtrack and I don't think I ever disabled the music.
coolCOOLTHANKS BULGARIAI HOPE THE OTTOMANS GET YOU
>>553334096Each Space Marines chapter should get its own theme
Does vassalizing or allying AI factions neuter them in terms of AI behavior and cheats? Playing Kugath and wodnering whether I should vassalizi/ally Snikch or just get a nap with him since we have very good relations and won't fight anyway.
>>553333881>>553334096>>553334714>>553333779>Generic Latin Chanting and Drums>Generic Industrial Chanting and Drums>Generic Celtic Chanting and Drums>Generic Norf FC chanting and drums>Generic Evil Latin Chanting and Drums>Generic Japanese Chanting and Drums>Generic Evil Celtic Chanting and Drums>Generic Circus Chanting and Drums>Generic Alien Chanting and Drums>Generic Robotic Chanting and DrumsThereSpoilered you on Beddow's plans for the soundtrack
>>553334737Yes. If they're already big they can stay alive and maybe even expand, but if it's very early game or they're already in a stalemate with an enemy then they'll be completely rolled over and at best serve as a stopgap.
>>553334916So I just slap a nap on Snikch and let him do his own rat things?
>>553333221I only play with sound for the first few turns, so I can't really say anything good or bad about the soundtracks.
>>553335004Ye
chief executive officer of big pharma doctor festus
>>553335076This would have never happened if Jeff Van Dyck still had control of this series soundtrack
>>553335149>>553335004Adding to this, maybe it has been changed, but at least in my experience from past campaigns, allying Snikch drags you into a bunch of wars as that little rat shit can't stop himself from getting into conflict.
Damn shogun 1 is really comfy. The AI is unironically smarter than any modern total war as well, it's incredible
I remember seeing a mod in the past that makes units automatically attack nearby shit when their targets route (unless locked or something), does anyone know what that is? WH3
>>553335601search babysitter
is there a lore reason why ogres get so many diplomacy buffs with everyone? are they actually good diplomats or something despite being ogres
>>553335676Based, thanks boss
>>553335805Mercenaries
>>553335886that one doesn't make any sense HOWEVER.
>>553336007Don't blame me. GW is the one that designed their entire mercenary thing.
>Defeat 3 elite stacked armies only for 4chan's new Captcha to turn up as the 4th wave.
>>553336096Why is the captcha changing on a weekly basis?Does google want us to train another AI model?
>>553336190yes, total war ai
>>553335805They're rather easy to please mercenaries that will serve literally anything that will feed them.They're more reliable than greenskin mercenaries and a lot easier to pay off when they're just a marauding band because their goal is food and not just violence for the sake of violence.Their single minded obsession with food of any quality makes them rather easy to negotiate and trade with in general, they don't really have any of the racial grudges that most other peoples do.
In the next update, The Creative Assembly adds a feature that when units are within a certain distance of the edge of the map (corners and edges), those units slowly take lose leadership. After a few minutes of staying still, they will rout.How does the total war community win battles from now on?
>>553336559they mod it out
40k news fucking when????I want to know if I can get hyped to it or not
>>553335491I still have flashbacks of those maps with a river in the middle and a single bridge.
>>553247227>fps drops to 4 or 5 on the campaign map after finishing a battle>only way to fix it is to change a graphical setting. Doesnt matter if i lower or increase the settingWhat is the cause of this? Its hampering my enjoyment of the game
>>553336634>40k news fucking when????Best I can do is Dawn of War 4 Ork trailer with strangely sluggish movements. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF5eVltokAc
>>553336861I can't tell whats wrong, but the voice acting feels strange.
>>553336559Some Chinese mods do that. I downloaded it and will try it out, but in general the idea would be good unless it also affected the AI, at which point you could abuse it by running cav close enough AI runs close to the borders, but you don't>>553336998I think it's the fact they've used the old voice actors, but those guys voice acted these characters 15 to 20 years ago, so there is the obvious issue of aging. The animation being uncanny doesn't help. I don't know what it is about it, but I watched it and didn't feel hype like I did watching DoW 1 intro. Maybe it lacks dynamic movement and is boring despite action?
>>553337518Its because its mostly a story cutscene, probably the first to play.Idk why they named it "Ork faction trailer"
>>553330871>8 fucking hero unitsno wonder its not fun
I want to go downstairs and play game but I had a falling out with the people I live with, and I am paranoid that if I go downstairs, I'll be confronted.LL for me?
>>553338146you share your pc with the family? have you tried not being underage?
>>553338146drycha or zhao
>>553338146skarbrand
Is there any way to set it so vassals/allies are all a single colour instead of their respect factions? I could not give a fuck who is in that blob of factions
>>553337875i got all of them from confedartions
>>553339057doesn't mean you have to put them in one stack
>>553338146You should go downstairs, nothing good will come from trying to avoid the inevitable.
>>553338146Tretch CRAVENtail
>>553339057I always send Confederated Heroes Home, doesn't feel right if I didn't raise them myself.
that wasnt fun, its not strategyits just one blob and you spam abilities on characters for 30 minutes
Nurgle is my favourite race in battle.
>>553340575There's mods that reduce the amount of units you can have in an army. There's 1 for 15, and one for 12.
>>553338146Take a shower, look presentable, go downstairs and apologize. Even if you dont think you did anything wrong. I've been married for 6 years, this is the best advice you will get here.
>>553341039>Even if you dont think you did anything wrongThat just sounds like enabling bad behavior and perpetuating an unhealthy relationship.
What's the strategy with ogre camps and how to use them effectively? I'm playing Greasus. Do I just pack up his initial camp, wait the 3 turns to resettle and bring it to whatever front i'm fighting on?
>>553341178How? Apologizing costs nothing, will ease tension and open channels for more respectful communication.
>>553341178I know this is 4chan but anon says he lives with them. Apologizing to restore social peace and looking for a new place is the best shot he's got.
>>553341286Research the tech that gives a new camp once one reaches tier 5 and spread them everywhere. I've never relocated a camp.
>>553341286Resettling is almost always a bad idea
>>553341397Apologizing to someone mistreating you is just making them feel justified in their treatment of you.
>>553341039good advice
>>553341725You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. When I was in college I took an interpersonal communication class that honestly should be mandatory. Apologize, restore peace in the house, then effectively communicate to settle perceived mistreatment. Nobody is going to listen to you if you're acting prideful and like you did nothing wrong. Good luck.
>>553338146>I had a falling out with the people I live withIf this is just code with "I got in a fight with my parents" then fucking lmaoBut if you actually for real "had a falling out with the people you live with" as an adult then the LL for you right now is to figure out a new place to live
>>553342594>>553342138>>553341039These aren't legendary lords.
>>553342741Maybe his parents are Legendary Lords tho? Or his roommates?BTW which LL would make the best roommate?
Kislev
>>553342138>Apologize, restore peace in the house, then effectively communicate to settle perceived mistreatment.Went through that song and dance a bunch of times, they always went back on the agreement.Negotiating with unjust treatment is just an invitation to more.
>>553343036Make Boris a horde army and give him a version of the Dark Fortresses mechanicBuff his starting army a little bitMaybe give him a version of the Chaos Character Development mechanic so he can upgrade Kossars into Armored KossarsPlz
>>553343036I want to pet its butt it looks soft...
>>553343369To be honest, the base Kislev LLs do need unique mechanics and it's the cope I use to believe that we have one more Kislev pack coming
>>553343458How many OC characters for Kislev can they make?
>still years away from Med3FuckThey better not fuck it up
>>553343036Kislev.
>>553343592Kislev
>>553343592>ItalianWhat being in a country with NO dangerous animals does to a man.Or being a terminal city slicker
>>553343458The fact that the Ice Court isn't Katarin's unique faction mechanic is really bizarre
>>553343537The game isn't complete until Dmitry Tzaryov is added
Does anti-large and anti-infantry bonus only increase attack against said targets? Or does it do anything more?
>>553343549I will withhold judgement until gameplay is released
>>553343810>a country with NO dangerous animals does to a manThere's plenty of large, aggressive north african fauna in italy these days.
>>553343930Attack and weapon strength, which is split into AP/non-AP according to the unit's AP ratio before the bonus is applied.
>>553343930>Does anti-large and anti-infantry bonus only increase attack against said targetsyeah
>>553343810>>Italian>*looks it up*>"Omar Farang Zin"it's so tiresome
What are some intresting minor faction?Im just about done with a minor ogre faction (the one that spawns next to drycha) which was a lot of fun to figure out how not to die in the first 10 turns but now Im looking for smthing else
>>553344095This poster is 100% the child of an immigrant btw
>>553344095A perfectly italian name, stereotypical even.
>>553343938See you in 2028
Who has the better campaign mechanics between Dechala and Masque?
>>553344091No
Cant decide between Ungrim, Throt or Wurzag for my next campaign. What are you guys playing?
>>553344674Shove your ungrim down my throt and clap my wurzag
>>553344320The vampire counts, greenskins, beastmen and wood elves that spawn in cathay. Jianshi rebels, dimmed sunz, jagged-horn tribe and spirits of shanlin.The dwarfs in the mountains of mourn. Karak azorn.
>allied recruitmentWhich faction benefits the most from this?
>>553345246Dorfs can get cav. Empire can get good infantry. Bretonnians can get good missile troops or Artillery
Kairos meets a Phoenix Guard..Both just silently stare at each other.
Anyone play the Blue Viperz or Hung mods? Never done a race/faction campaign before. How do they hold up?
>>553345352Brettonia getting silverin guard for an anvil is almost a requirement of having fun as them.
Which of the warhammer factions are the "for retards" ones? I'm having trouble with the micro in fights but I don't want to autoresolve.
>>553345246I like getting an alliance with Chorfs as Khorne so I can get their artillery
>>553344997All of those sound fun thanks, gonna start with the dworfs
>>553346364KhorneLizardmenOgresGreenskinsWarriors of chaos
>>553345352Empire has good infantry
>>553343954you can't do anything about endangered species, thoughever
>>553345246Getting dwarf infantry as the Empire is fucking god tier, not only because you do get the good line holder infantry they so desperately need, but because they enable your handgunners to shoot over their heads.
>>553346672Not as good as dwarfen infantry. Plus you can shoot over the dwarfs.
>>553346672well yes you can easily replace every dead halberdmanii
>>553346896>Plus you can short over the dwarfs.that's a grudge
>>553347001https://youtu.be/FGFlwKRQwvs?t=6
Which elf is the most fun to play?
>>553347227the big tiddy tomboys
>>553347227I actually really like the SistersVolley of Kurunos is really fun to use once you get rolling
>>553347625Unbeatable armies that win in 5 seconds are always fun.
Femalekith mod where?
>think about trying elspeth>remember their gunners can't ahoot over infantry so all gun units they have are worthlessMore Cathay it is.
>>553347920Eh, idk Hawk Riders don't actually do that much damage without the Volley and are made of paperYou can get the win in 5 seconds doomstack but there are notable legs of suffering on that path
>>553348119cathay can?
>>553348119Literally a formation issue.
>>553247227Who is that cute girl?
>>553348283I have played the sister 3 times before, always with 18 hawk riders and it always was the same.>start combat>pause>aim all the arrows>play>winIn rare cases you need to aim a 2nd times if they bring too much mass but I haven't once had issues with that stack.I also once ran 4 sisters together which was hype.
>>553348119was noticing this, its a vanilla issue, isn't it, I installed a los rework and I can shoot a giant in my horde of infantry again.
>>553348407Cathay uses archers and even their artillery flies.Doesn't help that the entire empire roster looks like gay french clowns.
>>553348119Skill issue
>>553348857i meant the chinkian gunners
>>553348938I've seen the crane gunners shoot over infantry. Dunno if the regular guns can.
>>553348857This motherfucker doesn't like floppy hats and puffed up sleeves! Get him!
>>553335805>an ogre warband gets hired in one of my settlements>instant +100 relations with all ogre factionsThey're way too easy.
>>553349103>men(short) can be shot overno surprises there
>>553348857>the kind of "people" who like out of place generic high fantasy slop pandering to chinks also hate the aesthetic of the empireWhat a surprise.
>haven't played with endgame crisis since the ability to turn them off>decide to put it back on for once and make it a roulette of zero warning during any turn>Arkhan activates Turn 66 while I'm too busy down south dealing with Kairos and Kroq-GarAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>553349269>roleplaying as carl franz during sexwould that be considered as "lèse-majesté"? also, is there no english term for this?
Cathay is better than the Empire cause they don't require any dlc to be fun
Empire is better than Cathay because they have DLC that is actually fun
>>553338146>afraid of confrontationJust bring 3 doomstacks with you, what are you, a shitter?
>>553349734>>553349845I like them both and thus have more content to enjoy instead of limiting myself.
>>553288624Good thing I'm a wood elf player and we have no wars, only exterminations
>>553349908>being a centrist fencesitter in current year+11Pick a tribe already.
redoing my mod list again, what's your first install when doing it? For me, it's ctt and tabletop caps.
I like neither of them
>>553338146Belegar, Queek, or Skarsnik are literally your exact situation.
>>553349908>being a fencesitting centretard in the big ol' 2026You are a traitor in both camps.
>>553343810Photographing anything to post on social media, no matter how fast that thing can kill you, is a typical zoomer disease, not related to where they live.
>>553349997>>553350103I will play Elspeth and get Cathayan allied units. And then later I will play Zhao Ming and get Empire allied units. I will enjoy both equally.
>>553350039https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2789854789
>>553349908>>553350256Based FenceGOD
>>553348119Just do a different formation? Works for my cathay shotgunners
>>553349346So you like high fantasy slop pandering to the homosexuals more? Aight man, not my business if u like empire. Asians are the superior human race tho so I'm playing cathay.
>>553348407No, anon is just afflicted with yellow brainrot. I'm afraid it's terminal.
>>553350497I'm pretty sure homosexuals like their shit to look sexually attractive. Nobody in the Empire is sexually attractive in any way. Even beastmen are more homo.
>>553350491Formations are not only ineffective , they are boring as fuck. 5minutes of moving troops around before every battle only for some mutalith vortex beast to crash through the entire formation, summons spawning in your archers and gunline and flying nigger descending on them, making all that work fucking useless cause nothing can shoot anyways.
>>553350894adapt to your enemy, fucker
>>553350735You are in fact correct. I am a raging homosexual and I find the empire roster ugly as hell. I'd let a greenskin rail my boipussy.
>>553351107Why the fuck would anyone do something so retarded? We build doomstacks that can win all battles.
>alarielle and 19 handmaidens>anons rout immediately
>Miao and 19 Longma>Miao gets pregnant immediately
>>553348119Just spread out retardStop dragging out a frontline as one big line instead of spaced apart
>>553351425That kind of cancerous build from the AI would actually be great because it would teach people to use the fucking fast elements of their roster instead of being stationarywank
this game falls apart when you have 2+ armies
>>553352094You mean in the same spot? I always attack on different fronts because I hate 40vXX
>>553352063>letting stunties in the forestew
>>553350894skill issue
>>553352063
>>553353163everything becomes rock and stone if you wait long enough
>>553351259People who don't do that are better at the game than you
people who are better than you don't play the game
>>553351259>>553350894>refuse to bring something that can stop large monsters>wtf why are large monsters breaking my lines apart>refuse to adapt to flyers rushing your backlines>wtf why are my ranged useless
Ungrim is a hard start. Surrounded by enemies.
Cathay is so funThe gunpowder units are such neat little specialists
>>553353997Thanks!
>2026 and still no coomer masque reskins on the workshop or the lab
>>553354461Masque is hot enough already
>>553247227settra and his immortal cunnywife
>>553354461Sadge
>>553354461>>553354787be the change you wish to see
I did not understand why I was running a souls deficit as Be'lakor until I realized Daemon factions don't give souls. I guess it makes sense.
>>553352063Baruk khazad!Sigin tarag!Gimil khazad!Khazad ai-menu!Once from the golden hallsThe mighty rumble of the hammersEchoed deep within the earth.For the forgotten hoardAnd for the solitary mountainWe're declaring our return!
Greenskins, Ogres, or Cathay. Who should I play for my 2nd campaign?
I've actually been having fun with ranked conquest lately
>>553355519
>>553355519second campaign ever? what did you play first? ogres are more fun than cathay
>>553355631I played Tyrion since he seemed most recommended for babbys first campaign.
>>553355715ogres, milord
>decide on a dumb coop campaign with a friend>Isabella and Ungrim>fast forward 70 turns>Dwarf Blood Knights and VC Thunderbargescoop is so dumb and I love dumb combosDon't think there's that many factions that don't benefit from Dwarven flamethrowers
>>553355519That cathay woman dragon. They've got a cool starting area
>>553355929>great wall of bastionland>enemies constantly attacking from a place which is all red It's aids
>Seagulls dive bombed me againLL for this feel?
>>553356454Yeah, pretty neat.
>>553356796uhh, your Hochland Long Rifles™ (Handgunners)??
I'm getting bullied by Throgg as Khalida, turns out monsters are better than contructs...
>>553352063>Dwarf construction workers arrive>Get put to work sowing seeds, fertilizing soil, and trimming leaves
>This still isn't correctAlright, I guess I'm too retarded for this. What am I fucking missing?
>turn 2 siegegreat.. guess I'll have to spend 30 mins emptying archers.
>>553358070Simply utilize the Tomb King advantage of...uhh
>>553358967Free armies of skellies! ...Oh, they're limited in number.
I've yet to play tomb kangs, are they really that bad?
>>553247739UNDEADKING
>>553359198They're extremely slow but you don't have upkeep cost so that's nice. They're also the coolest
>>553359198Just a little undercooked and more drastically "weak in the early game, strong in the late game" compared to other races, and the factions all have their own challenges that feel more like frustrations. Finally I'd say due to the diplomacy system they get dogpiled very easily too, a ton of neighbors dislike you just enough that you can't stop relations from tanking. They're pretty fun though once you get the hang of it.
>>553359198I find them really fun if you rush a bunch of the tier 3 stuff; ushabti, stalkers, and necropolis knights all do pretty well (I find tier 4/5 takes an annoying amount of time for any faction)Also make a fuckton of barracks and you can make almost every frontline tomb guard which are at least decentBut I never feel busted playing them
>Found a completely different ruby eye in the same area>It's ALSO not the spotHoly shit whoever made these treasure maps needs to be shot
>>553360385anon what unholy bullshit are u doing?
>>553359198You know how most factions have to build buildings to up the capacity of their hero units?Wouldn't it be fun if you had to do that for your entire roster? For units that are more or less the same level as everyone else's? And make all the advanced buildings require a different slot, only give you +1 on the cap and be like 8000 gold each?Doesn't that sound like fun anon?
>>553360674Trying to larp as vampire coast, I guess>>553358605
>>553358605>>553360385Are you sure that's an actual "Ruby" eye and not just Khornate corruption making it glow red?
>having to beat back Tamurkhan's 14k HP fuckyou regen 1000 weapon damage toad dragon as Ghorst multiple times in the space of 10 turns>he has almost 1k kills every fight from just lawnmowering zombiesTotal fucking Nurgle death there is literally no benefit to having a Nurglish faction on your borders unless you too are Nurglish.This also applies to Skaven when they start sending out plagues.
>>553361020/shrugI got no other leads
>>553360686The kangz rework really should have just let you "dig" deeper forever on any recruitment building making that one building add more to your capacity the more you do it but also risking it all being buried again if the settlement is taken or the building is damaged. The legions are supposed to be bullshit infinite numbers anyway.
>>553361164>Reach Tamurkhan as dorfs>Field pure slayer armies just to suicide charge his slopI hate nurgle so fucking much
>>553361164
Kings are fine just not powercrept to fuckYou get a decent amount of good units on the campaign map in the same amount of turns it takes anyone else (minus maybe the opening turns where sometimes an early second Lord is useful)
>>553361164>one thousand zombies lost>as GhorstThat should mean nothing to you.
>>553361164Nurgle is just the king of pile of violence, without guns and artillery you aren't going to win
The real eye opener as TKs is that they fucked up your economy Keep crafting shitty daggers and selling themYou have an overabundance of jars after the update and your faction should TECHNICALLY be slow on getting moneyBut if you keep crafting you get 2500 gold every 500 jars spent (or you can use the province action that gives... 1500 gold for 500 jars?)
>>553361392The second I saw his pustule-laden ass creeping up from behind Greasus I was like "oh for fuck's sake".Now I've gotta beat this retard back while I push west towards Niggershittzar.>>553361757Oh the zombie loss is nothing of course. Ghorst can get away with so much bullshit himself.It's just every fight drags on long enough that he's able to REACH that kill count.It's like when you have some gorillion armor unbreakable Dawi lord as the last thing on the field. You just watch him slowly get whittled down for ages if you don't have anything specifically to punch through him.
>>553362243At some point on my dorf run I just dedicated Malakai and some other army to cleanse Tamurkhan off the fucking groundNothing as infuriating in this game apart from like, Dechala snakes that run faster than sound and fuck your anus
>>553361964Yeah I realized how many jars I was getting and how many armies that meant I could get and was just like "oh they broke it like anything else they update"
>>553361179For some reason a "ruby eye" brings to my mind the Golden Colossus, but I don't know if that's even a possibility in this case. Haven't played vampirates yet.
>>553362752Every lord and hero fully kitted, 3 settlements at 5 around turn 40-50And still some jars leftover
>>553358737you mean their quivers, right?
>>553364503
I like bringing a 2nd army of nothing but trash, disable that control large army and enable AI control so my slave shitstack can go do it's own thing and micro for me. He even gets a 2nd bar of winds of magic to cast on his own.
>>553364895I want to do a modded skaven line of sight campaign where I can just mow down my own troops through the shit stack
'ere we go!!!What should I expect?
>>553365614true sight
>>553365614Sovl.I'm mowing into my AI controlled shitstack with warp lightning and brass orbs. Shit is hype.
I'm loving this like you wouldn't believe.
can vlad be one of your elector counts
>enemy attacks me in a settlement>I built a garrison>the map layout is a small map with them starting at the top of a giant hill while I don't even have chokepoints or anythingWhat the fuck is this dogshit
>>553367649skill issue
>>553366351No but Vlad can ally the Empire with his skill and the foid bloodline and go north to stop Chaos with his undead horde instead
>>553367830>Alliance between the living and dead to hold back the tides of Chaos>Empire gunlines and artillery firing away protected by hordes of zombies and skeletons bogging down enemy forces>Empire Demigryph knights having friendly competition with Vampire blood knights on perfecting their charges and kill countsPureKino
>>553368374>THE CATTLE RISE WITH US
>>553365614Thats just chorfs honestly.Fucking love having 3-4 squads of goblin slaves whose job is to tie a few units up for my nuke+artillery.
>>553368947>send in dugal filth>placing dreadquake battery>think about it>move cursor over the orcs more
state mandated vampire gf
>beastmen herd spawns right behind me
>>553364895I like doing that too. Helps a lot for sieges, since I'll just blast down walls and towers, shoot what I can, and then send in a horde of rats that usually gets army losses triggered, mainly from the fatigue loss on the enemy units lol. After a while I'll throw in a hero to boost loyalty and some cheap catapults for more killing power, but in case it ever rebels it's still pitifully weak compared to my main stack.
>>553370246>He's right behind me, isn't he?"
>>553370246psshhh, nothing personnel
>>553370246RAA ROO
state mandated suicide chamber
>>553359198i can't play them because you are strongly encouraged to use 2 stacks for every fight and my computer just can't handle it
>>553370304I didn't think about giving him artillery.. but I was thinking some gutter runners so he can really abuse that AI micro power and keep the enemy annoyed.
>>553370246>beastmen spawns>charges my garrison >decisive victory
how do i get back into warhammer 3. i prepared some graphical mods but when i opened a campaign i didnt want to play like the magic is gone
>>553370748meat for the maw is meat for the maw
>>553370928The peepeepoopoos are retarded
>>553370939Honestly and unironically the game is better without mods it has more soul. You are not motivated to play because the mods you installed drained the soul of the game. Cosmetic, gameplay, overhaul, doesn't matter. Mods ruin the curated experience.
when arabywhen nippon
>>553371228https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3134922105&searchtext=araby
>>553371228After I get out of the shower
I've completely stopped playing campaign and now I just fuck around in skirmish. maybe I should join Total Tavern.
>>553370868That's an option I hadn't thought of. I enjoy gutter runners in Eshin going all in with 15+ and supporting heroes and skills, but haven't found much success just running a few with a more conventional stack. The arty is nice since if he's reinforcing your main stack, there's almost no way (other than fighting other skaven) that the enemy can get through your ~18 slave units to reach the catapults. Only thing I worry about is if that army rebels too many gutter runners can be a hassle although a weapons team army should be able to deal with that easily anyway.
I'm doing chaos dwarves for the first time, is there a certain ratio of factories I should be making?
>>553371206bayseed
>>553371538I haven't had an army rebel in over 5 years, heh. I wouldn't even know how to bring em to rebel.
>>553371554SomeYou want fuckloads of materials for towers and their gold buildingSlaves decay more the more there are, so large provinces (dragon isles especially) being a factory province is a good plan No I don't have a ratio
>>553371554There's no ratio, but you should focus on Outposts at first and not overdo factories, 3 Outposts for 1 Factory seems reasonable to get Towers going faster. In general every time you can create a Tower, make it because they have tons of influence and other goodies, but outposts depend on your needs. They provide a ton of influence. Too many Outposts in one province (4 settlements with 3 outposts + 1 tower) is hard to handle if your name is not Astragoth, your last name isn't Zoolahoo and you don't have quite a few techs and Conclave seats. You should just play a get a feel.
>>553370246Hordes always spawn in a province with an unoccupied city, that is closest to the province your LL is in. There is a mod that makes the spawn actually random instead.
>>553371554Always building one in your first province is probably right. In my experience you really want more mining outposts early on, armaments take a while to really get online and cuck you out of resources which are needed for upgrading your capitol, and hobgobbos do fine work early on with hobgobbla. Factories don't rely on labor so as you expand and find small 2 settlement provinces, throw your factories in there. Build more mining outposts but only build the actual resource mining building in as few provinces as you can so you funnel all your slaves into a few provinces lessening the impact on control faction-wide. The math gets hazy and every campaign's going to be different, but generally that's the better way to do things imo. 4 province settlements like in the central darklands, you could make the argument to go 3 mines or 2 mines and a factory (with the mining efficiency building), but it's pretty negligible and if you're fighting enough you'll have enough laborers anyway. I guess it's an important distinction too that mining outposts and factories don't necessarily generate or take resources unless you build the correct building inside them, so you don't need to stress.
>>553371328But anon, you were murdered under that shower.
Would be a shame of those warp lightnings somehow found their way into Tzeentch units..
>>553371206lmao
>>553373234>Hidden Ninja Village
>>5533715542-1 outposts to factories.You can somewhat ignore factories for a bit since you will be starved for raw materials and weapons arent useful in mass for a while,
>>553373862
>>553372324Thank you for the information. Would be cooler and less annoying, but in this case it was free exp at least..
Any anime faction cheats?
>Gift the Sisters a province because I'd rather have a tooth pulled than fight a multifront war against wood elves using a faction without good cav>They break the nonaggression treaty the next turn>They declare war the next>The following turn they ask for a peace treaty>Directly following that, they ask for a nonaggression treatyOK.
>>553354461I don't even need her to look attractive. I just want her to have two tits and a feminine shape instead of a linebacker's shoulders and torso.
>>553374468You think their AI is coded to be lore accurate?
What LL's have comfy +rank for Lords. Teclis can get +12 from his mechanic very fast and Hefs can get another +2 and +2 from tech.
>>553374468That is perfectly in character for them.
>>553374789chorfs with one of the tower buildings. build 49 of them and recruit any lord or hero at lvl 50.
>>553374468https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E
>playing as Karl>finally confederate Elspeth 70 turns in>this is her main armyMaybe I wouldn't have had to clean up Sylvania for you if you weren't trying to establish NASCAR you edgy hoe
I changed the colors to Me = Red, Enemy = Purple, and Ally = Blue
>>553375239Looks like a solid antizombie force to me.
>>553375132been a while since I chorfed, had forgot about this. neat>>553374789forgot to list the native +5 from teclis faction.
What's the best way to grind the diplomacy stat in Rome 1? It feels like you rarely need diplomats after you're done getting map trades and trade agreements.
GORK AN' MORK DEZ YOU DON' BELONG 'ERE
>>553375548no colour scheme is satisfying, neither are the colour blind options. max brightness still to dark some subterran maps, min brightness still to bright on snow maps.
>>553375871dez?
>>553377020dez nuts, lmao
>>553377217
Just fired my first doomrocket after years again.. god I missed having this power. No other faction even comes close to this level of destruction.
Ikit has the smallest dick off all rats
>>553378272>t. queek
>>553378075See, this is why I play the Chorfs instead, because they are the HONORABLE hi-tech race that only gets that ability if you win the Chorf RoC final battle, and only until the end of that campaign
>>553378568Let's not fool ourselves. You play chorfs cause you got bullied in school for being tiny but have the beard growth of gandalf.
What race makes money the easiest? I want to be rich enough to make friends with the opposite alignment factions
>>553378734https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKPuLFx6RYE
>>553379497Morathi to rush shrine of asuryan and get +100 high elf diplo (as well as insane slave/income preserving control buff from slaanesh corruption)
>2 full stack high elf armies with dragons and tons of archers and sisters of avelorn ready to rape me>see map>almost all tress>mfw
you should be able to choose where you want to go after you sack a city. Excessively gay that you win a fucking fight and the game sends you 3 miles in the opposite direction from the next city. and if the place you sacked is blocking the path you're just fucked you have to take it or you're not allowed to move on. Gay game gay company I will never pay money for dlc
>>553380016
>>553379502>detonates doomsphere in ur karak
What are the top 5 mindbreak NTR races/factions in Warhammer?
>>553380698bro can you just go and fap
>>553380453Gross an Australian
Please stop posting anime images, anime is in poor taste, unlike Warhammer.And for God's sake, pretty please stop posting pornographic images. Warhammer has nothing to do with eroticism of any sort, because it was made by white people and not backward Asian savages. Thank you!
>>553380698SlanneshDark ElvesBeastmenCathayHigh Elves
>>553380453More like this?
>>553381360
>>553381313>Pleeeaaaseee doon't post the cute anime women pleeeeeaseee I beg you not to do this to my tinky
>>553371228Araby is never ever territory but Nippon is inevitable, it'll happen as soon as GW remembers how much disposable income weebs havewhen it is released Empirefags will seethe that it's "noblebright" and the units aren't covered in enough shit and mud, screech about "muh weeb pandering" and "mary sues!" for a decade but eventually enough new non-austic people will join the fandom that the old farts claiming it "doesn't fit the setting" will be drowned outmeanwhile coomers will spam idealized fanart of Nipponese women in every threadexactly like it happened with the Tau
>>553381426oh hololive has a TWW enjoyer too?
>>553366116you are playing it terribly wrong, why there not slaves that are holding enemy unit until you shot everyone.
>>553381580I think nippon has potential but have they made it cool enough yet..
>>553381786No idea if the cunt ever played anything warhammer but she's a rat so they make rat fanart.>>553381841First of all, good morning, Saar.2nd, nigga why would I go sac slaves into the enemy infantry for absolutely no fucking reason? can you not see the hero + lord keeping the enemy infantry pinned?Saar, go back to microsoft support, saar.
>>553381580Ind is inevitable sirs, look at the map
>you raped and killed my entire forest>boo fucking hoo
>>553382147CA flat out said GW forbid them from expanding into Ind and Khuresh, it's never happening.
>>553381580At least the existing araby mod is bretty good.
>>553382272when did they say that?
>>553381580If they make them Chaos samurai no one will mind because it will be too sick
>>553382272You're gonna feel so dumb when Khuresh gets their TOW army
>>553382272>source: my beast gaped anus
>>553313826Fucking niger, that's not a book about Ghorst but a book in which Donald appears/is mentioned.
Do you think they will make Titus a legendary hero in 40k TW for the Space Marine fanservice
>>553383372They did but him in that Secret Level show so maybe
>>553383304donald duck?
what's the easiest faction in dawnless days? going to try this mod outalso i hate these new captchas
>>553382325It was in the Q&A they did on their Discord last month. You can search "CA GW Ind Khuresh" and find the R*ddit threads discussing it if you doubt me. GW simply does not want to bother writing lore for those areas so they flat out told CA it's not open to expand the map into. Obviously CA didn't think this was going to happen which is why they built the map the way they did but GW said no, so, off the table. Be satisfied with the IEE cheat.
>>553384063GW being utterly retarded is pretty normal I suppose.
>>553383372yes they will add Le Space Marine Dude as a hero
I'mma manual this just cause I wanna see how my shitstack on AI does in a siege.
They really added 2 different undead factions with the same initials, didn't they
>>553384063But it's still a-okay for mods to do stuff wit them right?
>>553385275Yeah I love VC and VC.
>>553385275Yeah but one is usually just "coast" and the other is "Vcunts" so it's nbd.
>>553385306campfire vunts and vampire cunts?
>>553385297More that even GW should know that trying to stop it would be pointless
>>553385297Of course it is, since the lazy frauds at GW don't have to do any extra work in that case, whereas if CA expands the map they actually have to flesh out those areas and write a page or two on each, which is an unacceptable addition to their strenuous workload.
What a chad
any mods to make be'lakor's campaign a bit more interesting? Even for a FLC he's sorta bland
>>553374468It takes some time for their stance towards you to change. Each thing you do just increases the rate at which that change happens. So no matter how many things you give someone, they will still hate you when you end that turn.
the only vampire coast faction ive played is Noctilus, how are the other two
>>553385818He's literally the fan service campaign, anon. If you find him bland it's your own fault. Go north, grab fortresses, get enough money and safety to do literally anything - confederate the other factions, get a daemon prince lord of the 4 deities and undivided, portal over to cathay, lustria, ulthuan, naggarond, build terrible armies for fun (19 gorebeast chariots?). That campaign is a total playground.
>>553386529I'd rather cut my dick off than play sartosa again.
>>553385818Get the cheat mode for Tiktaq'to.That will for sure spice up any Be'lakor campaign.
>>553380453To be honest, when playing as Skaven I never managed to detonate a doomsphere until I was 200+ turn into endgame and could spam agents, that didn't need to be in armies, to reduce the undercity's detection chance.
>>553386695>>553386758he's strong, sure. That's not my point though. His mechanic with the demon princes thing is just incredibly basic, you don't really do much manipulating or culty stuff and if you wanna go full Everchosen then it's just not as fluid as with Archy
>>553385818>>553386995Personally I just wish I didn't feel like I'm missing out on half the roster because I didn't buy like half a fucking dozen dlcs.
>>553386739why did she cut her legs off?
>>553386739Anessa is cute though.
>>553386783It's an optional playstyle.Play tall, stack the most absurd army into Skavenblights, go around with Ikit sacking and making under empires.. And then make boom.
Haven't played since chaos dwarf release. Are any of the dlc lords since the NOT incredibly overpowered due to campaign mechanics?
>>553379502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX-5VS3k-ME
>>553387975Dechala is kinda awful.
>>553387975Gorbad and Aislinn are pretty balanced.
>>553388260Awful as in too strong that is
>>553388260*awfully strong
>>553387975Gorbad is pretty balanced but greenskin waaaghs are still too op
>>553388530>>553388417I find her whole economy thing so annoying I abandoned her campaign. It's just not fun.
>>553388785what is it???
>>553389000It's like the chorf economy but shit
>>553389179Hmmm
>>553389000Every settlement has X number of slaves, once used up, the settlement turns into trash so your income randomly tanks to near 0 cause of that. It's fkn annoying.
>>553389412sounds fun
>>553389412it wouldn't be randomly if you kept track of it right? also can you get more slaves?
I don't like the factions that have the slaves per settlement like the old delves.
>>553389646i wish delves still worked like that
>>553389536I'm not interested to keep track of every single settlement ever. It's not province, it's settlement. And no, you can never replenish them.
all ranged infantry could do like half the damage and I think they'd still be pretty strong
>>553389768I see I see
>>553390032That's like..>I want Chaos Warriors and Chosen to be 100% immortalWhat the fuck is gonna kill em now?
>>553333779So much soul was lost. I think I can remember like one track from all 3 fantasy gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER9_Y2m8L0c&list=RDER9_Y2m8L0c&start_radio=1
>>553390118cannons
>>553390118other elite infantry and monstersand you know, spellsMeanwhile large monsters should be countered by anti-large cav, monsters and characters.
>>553390118Still ranged infantry, they just do it in 40 seconds instead of 20!
>>553390032>I want to make shields useless
I assure you when they make Vampire Coast a tabletop army all of you will be hearing from me
Ungrim is pretty fun for a quick campaign. Fun army that he makes viable with journey's end. Didn;t know he has a skill to increase the HP threshold from 75% -> 50%. That's what it was pre nerf. Anyways, what traits should I be stacking on his heroes? Valaya seems cool because it gives your entire army +5 melee attack when fighting forces that cause corruption. Disciplined seems wasted because slayers dont need leadership, but +2 ma in all situations is alright. I know on the runesmith hero I want the one that gives +10% spell resistance because that with his skill brings it up to 20% for the entire army giving his slayers something like 65-70% spell resistance.
>>553390585they already are
>>553390627jokes on you, i'm deaf
Is it viable to play tall as Skaven? Can you really fund your campaign with just undercities?
>>553391007honestly yeah, it works pretty well. Playing wide is overall more effective but the game is about having fun, not the easiest strategy.
>>553390786No wonder ranged units are raping you if you think that.
>>553391162Surviving for 10 seconds longer is virtually useless, yes.I'm the one raping everything with ranged units, that's the problem. It's too easy if you don't just purposefully hamstring yourself.
>>553390225>other elite infantryDoesn't exist, only Chosen beat Chosen.>spells90 fucking percent spell resistance, regeneration, barrier, etc.Chosen also maul every SEM there is.>>553390379No.. if you take double the time to kill Chosen, those Chosen will have eaten 2 of your infantry units by the time you got em killed.Now there are like 10 Chosen maybe.. that means before you can kill any of them they have eaten your entire army and army lossed you.
>>553391153Did they fix the food issue with skaven? I know in WH2 it was actually detrimental to capture territory due to food usage. Last ikit campaign I did like 4 years ago, I just captured settlements with farm resources to counter that problem. Don't want to have to do that again.
>>553391512do you even play the game??
>>553390032>all ranged infantry could do like half the damagegunpowder infantry makes up for it by being nearly impossible to deploy
>>553391662Probably longer than you have.
>>553378568You get the doomrocket equivilant from a T2 building
What is your relationship with Asrai?
Valrak says Exodites (dino-riding space Elves) are coming with the next edition of WH, meaning they'll eventually be included in WH40k too!
>>553390118Mage lords on a flying mount that solo entire armies
>>553392318Eceleb posting is so bad I have to hear about ecelebs from other boards that I don't post in anymore
>>553392318Considering how half assed Harlequins and Ynnari were I wouldnt hold my breath
>>553392578>ARRRRGH, HOW CAN PEOPLE JUST MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS!? THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!
>>553392245sex
>>553392070lmao no you do notbut that only makes me more baffled hereNONE of that shit you described happens. Like, ever!"double time to kill" means they're dying 50 meters away from your frontline, not 100. And if they are in melee then some vortex or bombardment and they're not there any more.And that's discounting artillery, lords, heroes cavalry, monsters and so on which all absolutely can and do kill them just fine.Hell, I wasn't even thinking about Chosen or other elite infantry when I complained about missiles, my main issue is how they can mulch a giant monster even faster. It's just freaking lame to see a legion of arrows or guns obliterate 3/4ths of a dragon's or whatever's health bar in one volley. I don't care if it's balanced out by disrupting the missiles one way or another, it's just damn boring that it's a factor at all.And the worst part is that due to the way armor and damage work halving their damage output isn't gonna make them that much less dangerous anyway.
>>553392894
>>553392926Do you even play the game?
>>553392245I provide them cock and artillery, they provide me pussy and fliers.
>>553392245god I wish I was one of them
>>553392245death to all xenos (yes i am a virgin)
>>553392926Simple math. If you half ranged damaged, they take 2 times longer to kill meaning 2 times more time they kill you.None of what you said makes any sense tho. Say we play Tyrion.. he's absolutely useless against infantry, he can't handle Chosen. So now u got a useless lord, your melee gets raped 24/7 by those chosen and your monsters too. You don't have artillery, you have nothing. The only thing that could save you is a mage if you somehow manage to blob up those chosen which are spread across the entire fucking battlefield.. so you never get to blob em. And you aren't Kairos, you only get sihtty bitch ass spells that barely do 1/4th of their HP.You lose.
>>553392318I wonder how long it'll take this time for GW to realize nobody gives a fuck about eldar outside the sexy space elf memesit took them two whole novels to cancel their "groundbreaking" Ynnari trilogy, you think this time the leldar will be able to make it to their third book before getting cancelled in favor of yearly Imperial Guard book #40(outsold entire xenos library again)
>>553392245our fair allies, hon hon hon
>>553393631god damn you really don't play the game after all lmao
>>553393827All GW has to do is write a novel series about some guardsman forced to ally with an eldar or tau and it becomes a buddy cop action comedy, but instead GW suffers under the delusion that anyone gives a fuck about some rando cosair, farseer, craftworld, etc etc.Put an elf waifu in front of readers and they eat it up. Put a girlboss in front of readers, and they sleep.
should I be using checkerboard formations even with missle infantry with arcing shots?
>>553394045So I show you I do on my steam profile. I say you dunno how math works and your only defense is>le reddit responseFascinating..
Well, if tw40k is happening, I might as well give myself the primer.Thoughts on picrel?Yes I’m being jew on getting the old dawn of war instead of the new remake.I realize that comes off almost but I’m straight shooting. I trust the opinions of the brothers here.
>>553394163yeah because you can get flanking/backshots on melee that envelops your melee.
>>553394564why the fuck would you get the old edition with no expansions that barely works on modern rigs instead of the definitive edition remaster that came out literally last year?
>>553394812It said it has the expansions, and thats why im asking.Does it not work on current pcs?
>>553394107a gender-swapped kyganil and ephrael stern team-up would be fun, but that's too fun for modern 40k redditoids would throw a fit about it not being grimdark enoughyou just know if shit like Ciaphas Cain came out today the modern fanbase would hate it
>>553394163straight shots are better than arcing shots if you can get them, so yescheckerboard also helps prevent multiple ranged units from being tied up by one melee unit
>>553393827This bait is older than some of the people on this board
what's the one overhaul mod for demons of chaos that I've seen people talk about before? I want them to be fun
do they still make warhammer fantasy novels? I'd be interested in reading those as I know nothing about 40k
>>553389768>>553389536If ennemy captutre settlement it repopulate it.
>>553394564Should play BFG 1 before 2 imo.
>>553396990For story reasons or gameplay reasons?
>>553396049Yes, but with troon knights in it.
>>553396049I would get most of the Gotrek and Felix books (up to 7 I think before the writer is replaced). The audiobooks on audible are great and very well voice acted if you're into that. I drive a lot and have an infant so I was blasting through them.
>>553394996anniversary is the original collection from 2004, definitive is the remasterit will probably run, with the original barely functional pathfinding and in it's original resolution with the fog and limited RAM due to 32-bit architecture and without the ability to zoom the camera outdawn of war did not age gracefully
>>553343592the fuck is going on with romanian bearshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13623059/Pictured-Teenage-hiker-hurled-400ft-death-bear-revealed-frantic-call-cops-begging-know-chased-dragged-away-rabid-animal-boyfriend.htmlreal pic is here, contains NSFW gore https://images.apina.biz/full/202714.jpg
am i just supposed to make a lot of grail guardians are bretonnia when I get past early game peasant armies? they seem like good units
>>553397646The citizens keep stealing all their food so they have to hunt men instead
speaking of dawn of war definitive edition, anyone want to play vs me with the unification mod? I haven't played in ages, but I love that mod
>>553396769intredastining.
>>553397891make friends with elves and or dwarfs so you can get a reliable frontline then just get the best horses you can.
>>553393827I'm gonna let you in on a secret anon.Most Eldar fans are like most Medieval Total War fans. They always want to have attention and focus from GW like Medieval fans want attention from CA. They want new stories, models, and importance. Yet no matter how they are written or what kind of story and plots are made for them. They will complain and refuse to acknowledge and buy anything new to the point GW just doesn't give a fuck about Eldar anymore. Much like Medieval fans will hate anything CA makes and are only acknowledged out of necessity. Like Medieval 3 being announced as pre-pre production or whatever ahead of 40k so Medieval fans don't commit collective suicide. So the only people who care about Eldar stories at GW are actual troons who want to write about homosexual Eldar corsairs rebelling against their chud Farseers. Or people who jerk off to Elf misery porn and use the Eldar as a punching bag. Yet they are allowed to exist and write for Eldar because GW needs to put up the illusion that they care about Eldar and Eldar fans. Or the Eldar fans will stop buying what little scraps GW affords them.
I'm trying to remember which Norsca unit/hero/lord had a click over voice line of just "True savages" in like a gravely voice, but I can't seem to find who it was. Was it something Wulfrik said in 1 but not 2 or 3?
>>553398494sounds like Alberic
>>553393827Most 40kfags have shit taste yes.
>>553397646because retards keep trying to hike by their cubs and bears don't have time for touristsyeah dracula's castle is really cool, not worth getting mauled
>>553399475>yeah dracula's castle is really coolHe had a few.
>>553398458
is there any reason to recruit normal corsairs over the ones with handbows as Lokhir?
Hybrid units disgust me.
>>553400186sounds like jealousy to mesouthern weaklings can't double as frontliners and ranged infantry, pathetic
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3304559565&searchtext=lily%27sThis mod seems fun. Making Repanse a full on peasant faction sounds like it might be annoying though with the peasant caps
>>553398494Im thinking maybe Norscan berserkers or one of the maurader units. But I’ve been away from the game and haven’t replayed Norsca yet.
Throt or Ikit? Who would be a better grand campaign "leader" for RP purposes? Also, who has the better campaign?
>>553400186Bad news40k is entirely made up of hybrid units
>>553401212what is your experience playing skaven? throt is the more stressful campaign as he starts surrounded by kislev but chaos will also absolutely hate you because you are a human and won't ally with you like it would if throt was a computer faction.thematically ikit is likely the more likely to be a shadow leader of all skaven as his war machines are more impactful to the entire skaven war effort than throts mutants
>>553401212Throt is pretty suffering while Ikit is a lot easier to cheese.
>>553364592God i want to breed this slut
>>553398458The problem is that eldar, and elves in general, are essentially a narrative dead end.They don’t function as a primary focus because being old (wise) as a fuck and having millenia to be uber elite at shit doesnt make a compelling character.
>>553401212desu neither of their campaigns are thrillingThey're both among the god awful "bully the weak human factions who literally can't do shit to you" campaigns, with Ikit being spiced up a little cause he starts next to Morghur
>>553402665>sex with SlaaneshAn incomprehensible nut
>>553397162A little bit of both.
Miao is a grown ass adult dragon
any tips, Ive never played a slutnesh faction before
>>553404513Slaanesh is all about speedNothing is near as fast as you on the battlefield
How's Norsca?t. haven't played them since TWW1
>>553399475>Can't walk outside in Estonia without being mauled by a bearIs Kislev actually based on Estonnia ?
>>553404758Wulfric is a pirate nowThrogg has a Waagh mechanic or something Saal is really strong but kinda underdeveloped
rat thread?
>>553405340LEMME FINK ABOUT ITNO
>>553392245I chop them down, and then I chop their trees down to make something actually useful.
>>553404513cav and charriots, make about 2-5 of them per stack and just shit on anything. chaos spawn are like a front-line bowling ball in the right hands, especially Slannesh Spawns, as they're fast. 2-3 of them if you can afford them in a supporting or main army. anything else is just war for a long time and leave wars with marks of Slannesh and easily seduce units and other factions to your side.
1-2 Miao3-4 Skrag5-6 Wulfrik7-8 Tamurkhan9-0 I go play some other gay weeb shit
cum
im going to start a new Karl campaign after about 2 years. anything i should look our for? i want kiswev and dwarf and woodelf allies to recruit units~
>>553407848
Anyone else feel like Turin has gotten worse? I mean, he fights top notch players, but I think he used to win more often. Or is he just fucking around with funny builds more?
New thread?
It's over. The end times have come.
Its over
It's really over
You won't believe how over it really is
tabletop caps worth it if i'm playing skaven? Their core units are shit and probably wouldn't hold up well to other core units.
I would make a new threat, but I've never done it before and would probably fuck it up. Then someone would mock me for my mistakes and I would feel embarrassed. Naah.
>>553412607based when I make a fucked up retarded post I just leave the general and come back next thread
How should I build cathay settlements? All yin yang stuff is making my head hurt.
>>553412535tabletop caps and ctt is what I run, Skaven get artillery mishap chances but increase to rate of fire mechanics.
>>553415616AGE OF MEN OVER, NOW AGE OF BEASTMEN
