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Piles of Asriel Cocaine
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>553258028i will have to agree with that, because its not a genocide run but a genocide run by proxy with noelle as the one to take the blame for it.
doomin'Also women are cool but I could never be one and wouldn't enjoy a sexual relationship with them either. I'm down for friendship and shopping at the mall or whatever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NoIusrv9OA
>>553258296I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
women are okay but boys are so much better
cervine or caprine womb i sneeded badly
Shotalicious
>>553258623*guy who does fortnite dances when people call these tranny games
>>553258443I dont like malls, they overstimulate the fuck out of me. we can go for a walk in the woods and search for dead animals by smell
moovin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5XSNEsmuH0
>>553258824Cute sensitive autism-anon *jerks you off until you're a quivering mess*
>>553258381well, that's retarded and wrong.i don't hate women, i just don't like you.you would be correct if all women were as retarded and self-centered as you, but i refuse to believe that.
>>553258950what did you friend do to get pepper sprayed
>>553258913
>>553258443>>553258832lmao I actually didn't look at your song choice before I posted this.I picked it because it was in a movie I watched the other day so it was on my mind. Funny synchronicity.
meow
The Fave Stands Alone
>>553259153>synchronicity
>>553258824Malls around here are pretty dead and laid back. The woods are fun too, pretty much where I spend most of my time not spent on the internet but I also have some friends who have family that own nice property on the edge of some serious national/state park land which makes it easy to access. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czcxPd7v4KY
Bratty's dark world class is either Rogue or Thief
I have my first Tinder date next Saturday.The day before that is a consultation for a cosmetic surgery I've thought about for years.This weekend I will hike around beautiful Shelley Lake with some new friends.We are all going to make it! Everything is going to be okay. Strive to be the best version of yourself - if only for fave's sake! I love my boy Barfly. Great edition OP! :)
>>553258008Hooman!
Have more people played Brandish because of Toby than for any other reason?pic unrelated
Are there any popular japanese social medias worth checking where fans might have managed to snap a picture with toby?
>>553259153Aw shit I'm hearing double Also pretty much all of my music comes from a some kind of TV/Film/Vidya soundtrack other than some of the rap and electronic music I post. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1ZPPc9DJbs
>>553259039dude had to take a different way home and said he bumped into her.i know the dude and while he's not particularly pretty to look at, he's a nice guy.i think he was trying to press charges.
We Are The Fave
>>553213175I disagree with this theory because the Knight is shown to be capable of entering the Light World while simultaneously overpowering Undyne, punching in the Bunker code, and manhandling themself and Undyne inside before Kris and Susie (two very fit teenagers chasing them at a sprint) can catch up. That means it can't be another Gerson-esque manifestation of a dead Dess and it also probably can't be Rudy, he's a twink who's hospitalized with some illness and wouldn't be strong enough. If the Knight is Dess, and I find her to be the most plausible candidate, then she's still alive and isn't just alive but also jacked as fuck and I want her to beat me up.
>>553258696That's two lolis and a shota though.
>>553259548>I have my first Tinder date next Saturday.I don't feel I'd enjoy a Tinder date because most people are just looking for semi-casual sex, and sex with strangers is really really boring, I find.said fave from Undertale
>>553259660i first played dark revanent cause of the /v/ recommended wiki a century ago but got mad around the caves and stopped playingi then played the snes version recently cause of bobby and got mad but finished it this time, it was a good pain
>>553259660Maybe, it got quite a few sequels but back in the day selling 10,000 copies was enough for a sequel so it wouldn't be too hard to surpass that with UTDR autists alone
>>553260074Who is this
>>553259660I checked it out for a little bit because the Headless boss theme was used in solid 8/10 RPG Maker game Alter Aila Genesis back in the late 2000s but couldn't really get into it because I was young and stupid
>someone out there went to a date with berdlyfag.this will never be not funny.
>>553260703getting a date is easy.staying in a long term relationship is hard.
>>553260703All he has to do is not talk about his bpd and deltarune and he's in the clear. That's nothing compared to everything you would have to not talk about on a date.
>>553259548disingenuously and overbearingly positive. this guy is secretly fucked up in some way, i'd guess he's probably a sexual deviant, and is mimicking the behaviors of the kind and sincere people around him in order to achieve social success. i hope he's just autistic and isn't trying to mask some latent desire to murder people or something
I bet killing and eating ralsei would feel so good
>>553261092been there done thathe's too chewy
>>553261002We only have his several years of posts to go off of and his own admission that he's borderline psychotic but he's doing talk therapy now so that's something.
>>553261092>anon eats a plastic hairband
>>553261002Are you a newfag or did you miss all his mentally ill political posts and calling for people's murder
>>553261002You're thinking NumbersI'm giving Berdfag the benefit of the doubt because he hasn't pissed me off once since he went on happy pills and compared to every single other """reformed""" threadshitter that's a miracle
Ralsei is the cum inside Kris's balls
>>553260973who fucking hurt you?
>>553261002I don't he's secretly fucked up.He talks about how fucked up he is all the time.
>>553261315You are trolling. Numbersfag is always nice to people
Toxic positivity is retarded
good afternoon i love them
>>553261183>>553261183is he a thread personality or something? i don't really involve myself here besides posting every now and then or saving good fanart and greens. either way i'll believe you, i'm autistic myself but i can immediately tell even over text by his tone that something is off with this guy and this outward show of positivity and enthusiasm is a front. it's kind of eerie but luckily he's a berdly fanboy so he can't do shit
>>553261437Numbersfag spends every possible moment orbiting the worst of the threadshitters
>>553261542newfag-kun, i…
>>553257090I'm not detached from my one platonic TRUE LOVE.
>>553261593Is this why he tried to suck my dick?
*does this to the /utg/ punch bowl*
What if FAVE had YOU TRAPPED in the Hyberbolic Time Chamber so they could GROOM and MOLEST (YOU)?
>>553262035De/ss/ forever...
>>553261542Notorious threadshitter and he likes to samefag. Even his "Great edition OP! :)" reveals that much as it was directed at himself. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/OaHJJiZamRIHIrPqKUhbaQ%3D%3D/page/1/
>>553261002"secretly"...?
>>553261092On this topic I randomly got to thinking about Ralsei trying to convince Susie to eat him so she wouldn't be so hungry, but not only would Susie not agree to that, I don't think whatever Ralsei is made of could feed her or that he would be able to fully heal himself. The most I theorized to be possible (as in her being OK with it) would be eating his tears, but the question of whether that provides any actual nourishment still stands.
We fucking GET IT your bucktoothed turbonigger, you’re mad at Toby for dropping content that erased your threadshart legion and you have to divert it to your chungus thread wars
Susie, do not the faves
>>553262228No he was right to immediately clock you based on a single post. You're pretty obviously not right and seeing your posts should make people uncomfortable immediately. Your mask reveals a lot about what you are trying to hide.
I'm a thread personality because I have a personality and I post in this thread
when i can't get my stimmies from the thread i go to the archive and look up different characterfags in hopes that i can dig up four year old drama
>>553262473>unpersons youno hard feelings.
I'm not a thread personality because I don't post in this thread
I'm a thread because I have no personality
>>553262114Some of those were posted by ESL berdfag, though.
If we could go back to talking about the (you) tunneling up inside Noelle's vagina that would be lovely
>idiots already falling for fake leakshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMpm34PMXFg4chan classic
>>553262524And then I shriek when people talk about Chapter 5 theories
>>553262114I have that image saved under a different name... I didn't make this OP>>553262351He will pick the gunk from her teeth like a plover to an alligator
im a because i
>>553262114how pathetic lol. will this thread get nuked or abandoned then? i'm pretty sure him making these threads is grounds to get them instantly deleted, it happened the other day. not sure how badly you have to fuck up for 4chan jannies to treat you as a ban-on-sight case
i don't think (i'm not)
>>553262642when people start talking about events from chapter 4 i start hissing because my favorite streamers didn't play itthen i start revving up some thread personality drama, my favorite one to impersonate is doomer
>>553262794>will this thread get nuked????bruh are you talking to yourself
>>553262642can't have shit in detroit.but i guess talking about tongue-punching spamton and tenna is not disruptive to this thread.
>>553262794Nah he hasn't been thread deleting bad for like a year now nothing will happen to him for blogposting about his tinder dates.
I love fish
>>553262637>stealing a fine posters thread content to get views on jewtubedisgusting
>>553262930You start freaking out whenever people post anything besides "Flowey from Undertale will literally appear in Deltarune" which is the most retarded theory ever
>>553263073That's cool and all but I can't stop thinking about how fugly that chapter 4 sprite is. You know the one
>>553261221ralsei isn't a hairband you FUCKING FAKE FANhe is the missing green crayon mentioned in kris' houselook at his chapter 1 model he is shaped like a crayon with the pointy green hat
>>553262897I'm pretty boring to impersonate other than earlier in the thread when someone posted an alternate youtube link to the same song as me by random chance.
>>553263073buff fish
>>553262921no i'm just retarded>>553262947hope not but i could've sworn that exact scenario happened like a week ago
>>553262624I do not like those plots because it shows your only experiences with vaginas are through the pages of hentai manga
>>553262637Ugh, I hope music anon doesn't stop posting because of this when they said quite a few times that they don't want their stuff posted outside of here.
>>553263189I'm stupid. I meant chapter 3
>>553263253That was when some idiot made a thread, then made a post pretending to be Temfag when he's on the auto-kill list and got all his posts including the OP nuked
>>553263253>hope not but i could've sworn that exact scenario happened like a week agokek are you mistaking temfag for berdfag???
>>553263173>callbacks to him in the weird route 4 times>one song in regardless of route>a destroyed flower in ch3>literally every other character making a comebackbig hmbut sure, i give you a theory that you disagree with and you post about how insufferably gay you are, but i am glad you think i am off-topic.
>>553263190i like that one anons theory about him being roots spread out through the underground of hometown cause hat ralsei is also tree shaped and able to appear in any dark world
>>553263157>>553263351there's also a possibility that the youtube channel is the actual author of those tracks but i really don't know either way i like the anon's stuff, i guess the "leaked fake track" just gets more stimmy views
>>553263376>>553263409ohh ok i got one thread personality confused for another
>>553263218heck yeah.blu wuhmang
I post about theories frequently and never get (You)s from Kraut
>>553263663/utg/ - Undertale/Deltarune General
>>553263663I'll show you what's off topic
Posting photographs from years ago of gamedevs' fingernails is REALLY on-topic to Undertale/Deltarune especially when it's creepy parasocial fantasizing that openly admits to not caring about the games of discussion and only about the physical characteristics of their creator. It's not enough to flush you, Tobystalkers, you need to get cleaned off the toilet with an acidic scale cleaner.
>>553263727I post about being gay and get (You)s from kraut.
>>553263663my dick in your gay mouth is off-topic yet you suck harder than space.
Deltarune would have featured Adam West if it hadn't taken so long to make
>>553262624Incredibly erotic to imagine the SOUL implanted inside of Noelle becoming some kind of parasitic pregnancy-analogue that spreads cancerously throughout her body and causes her to behave more erratically and look sicklier.
>>553263735>p-please acknowledge my non-canon beta test prequelNext thread will be called /drg/
>>553263872This says a lot about Krautciety
yepyep. susie is the knight. that's right don't say i didn't warn you kiddo...
>>553263906No... that is not erotic at all
>>553263864>of gamedevs' fingernailswhy are shartyfags like this, honestlylike I can just feel it’s coming from those people and the really bizarre psychosexual obsessions they develop
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!
>>553263941There's already a /drg/
what series would you want deltatale to have a crossover with?
>>553264039gossip's always been popular with the perpetually bored and empty
>>553264119Time for /drug/
>>553263969doomer is the /utg/ mascot.everyone loves him and his retractable prolapse.
>>553264214DeltaRuneUndertaleGeneral
>>553264143sans for smash and flowey for dbd
>>553264119I like video games, do you like video games?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AjtwtGfGH4
fave has an appointment with their psychiatrist in an hour
>>553264143alien versus predator.ralsei immediately getting infected after hearing about the facehuggers.
>>553263906i dunno about the pregnancy thing but i think my soul in real life would be complete if on weird route there was a scene where susie came up to kris and noelle and (You) selected dialogue options for both of them so that susie thinks she's talking to two different people when there's only one light on insidethat would honestly be all i need out of weird route he could drive it off a cliff afterwards for all i care. i just need to puppet both of them at the same time to super-gaslight someone
>>553263663This is an Undertale general, wannabe janny.
>>553264081this is cute
>>553264143I've had an ace attorney crossover focused on the monsters reintegration into human society and the weird legal implications of magic in my head for a while now. Probably not going to do anything with it but it's fun to think about.
someone's going really hard on the bait today.what's got them so agitated?
>>553263906>jesus is a parasiteBRAVO TONY
>>553264019Okay fine jeez. Noelle claims the SOUL is able to communicate with her inside her head and requires further nutrition/transfusions to survive. The only way to accomplish this is for Kris and Noelle to fuck again, and again, each time becoming more gruesome (and traumatizing for Kris) as Noelle visibly declines and becomes desperate for more of Kris's seed because the SOUL is so hungry and it won't leave her alone please Kris please feed it and make it stop
>>553264647>toby had a christian upbringing>writes christianity like a jew
>only one post deletedHuh, I thought for certain that it was one of the other shitposters...
>>553264643Every couple of weeks some assgaped tard tries to bring back Chapter 2 era drama (read: nearly half a decade ago) and it doesn’t work, to which I assume it’s because they got brainwashed into thinking the complete circus shitshow /utg/ was back then was supposed to be the norm
Fave asked me if there's any software that works well on autodetecting japanese characters and autotranslating while you play an emulated japanese game but I don't know shit about that so I couldnt answer fave.
where is that chara? here not long ago...
I don't like the stars CAPTCHA
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
*begins biting own fingers off*
>>553264143They have to put Undertale in Project X Zone 3 and I'm absolutely serious
>>553264984hi tasquetard.how's simping?
The namefag that comes when you call its name
>>553264647the soul is vastly more analagous to the holy spirit, actually
>>553264871Just get an AI to code it for you. Seriously it works.
>>553265187Changing the language setting midway through the game and the only change is that Kris starts speaking in tongues
>>553265059meh. still some residual symptoms from the flu here. lack of energy is a huge one. you?
>>553264962Here's your hooman.
>>553264747Whoever does >*checks notes* gimmick got hit in last thread.
>>553264871I use VNTranslator but that struggles with pixel fonts
i went out with my normie friends. did i miss anything
>>553264236I wish I hadn't wasted those seconds of my life staring at this image in complete silence.
>>553262624I'm just gonna retool a little backlog to help expand your imaginations>Imagine if fave setup a rube goldberg machine while you were tied up to see if she could use her soul like an onahole to cum "in" it? Wrapping your dick around it and forcing you to stay hard/fucking as you shoot ropes in/on her soul (her soul gasms fueling your orgasms).>Imagine fave squeezing your soul over her boobs/rubs her pussy with it, perhaps grinding on a pillow when you're fully inside her like it's her personal dildo>Imagine fave sitting on their chair doing things while having your soul inside her pussy with panties on, letting you move yourself around there to tease her horny/help her masturbate>Imagine fave shoving finger(s) inside her pussy to further press your soul into certain spots>Imagine fave jerking your off while licking/biting your soul, using the soul-gasms as lube for other lewd things (making a giant red mess on herself that isn't blood and/or)>Imagine fave french-kissing you while keeping a lot of the soul-cum in her mouth so it can be a part of the french kiss, could mix the cum of both souls>Imagine If soul cum has a smell (like the Teas have a taste), imagine her forcing you rinse her in it so she can flaunt how much you're hers (or vice versa)
>>553264143Monster Hunter. Having a little Asgore/Ralsei Palico would be excellent although I don't know what fight they could bring into the games themselves, Omega Flowey perhaps? And the inverse would be extremely strange as well, maybe Monster Hunter wouldn't be the best fit after all but I'd still love my felyne friend to look like Asgore>>553264607This would be very cool as well
>>553264680>>553265840You guys can take my vore/unbirth fetish I don't want it anymore
why did he keep showing him on screen? please explain im neurodivergent
>>553266021toby wanted free pornand he got it.
>>553264143Puyo Puyo would be fun
>>553265374i am sad i have to work next week.i'll miss my mates back at class.
>>553266021comedy purposes
>>553265187noelle = natalis
>>553265986Endogeny was pretty huge and it could have little spooky annoying dog adds
>>553264143Petal Crash: Underrune edition. Zack Morrison can write the story mode.
female spamton
>>553266021dinnnnnnnnnner
>>553263663wuh happened
>>553264236What the fuck is going on in this image? Is that tattoo supposed to be like bwno for autism? Do people think I'm part of some secret sexual master race now?
>>553266000Nice digits but can you explain what you mean by this? Was I making you horny with the soul-play and thus you want to swap fetishes or make you realize something about your vore/unbirth fetish? I went way more pic related than the other anon (playing with the idea of a remote erogenous heated zone Noelle can play with)
>>553265456>talking about dossiers and kraut last thread>schizing out about theoryposters and Flowey in this oneAllergy to discussion or ten layers into thread drama, call it
>>553264143mass effect, but it's specifically mettaton as commander shepard
>>553258917He probably didn't anticipate this post being a problem >>553258917
IT’S MUHFUGGIN FRIDAY BABYYYYYFRIDAY FAVEDAYLET’S GO FAAAAAAVETHIS IS WHAT WE WORK FOR FOLKS
>>553266497bwno?yeah i think its about autism because who esle likes ralsei?
>>553265840This is too much bro.
it's the weekend!
>>553266000Digits confirming that vore/unbirth is a shit fetish.
BORING!! im going to /co/!!!
>>553266623remember: you wanted this.
If they were Total Drama contestants, how do you think each one of them would do?
>>553267362
>>553263189Considering the context, I think that sprite was largely just overdone for dramatic and comedic effectShe looks nice in the rest of the overworld sprites in Deltarune>>553263218Honestly, seeing that pic, all I can think of is that I could use a hug
>>553267483berdly thinks he's on the team :skull:
>>553267726i dont speak zoomer
>>553267483Posted again award
>>553267957there is no case
posted it again award
>>553264962i could KILL that chara... those boots are ruined!
>>553267909Pepperidge anon remembers
>>553267483kris gets spitroasted again award
>>553267957big if true
>>553267957ralsei is a g-AAACKKKKKKKKKK
>>553268153rent-free
what's that one pic of fave you keep coming back to?https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3848/91333509d6a5e13e9b5afacf11d6b35d.png
>>553268367someone tell me what this is i'm scared
>>553267957i will be mad when the game finally has enough of my shit and slaps my shit around for not entertaining toby's yurifetish but if THIS happens, i will delete the game.at least i feel like i somewhat deserve the sword for what i have done when that happens, but THIS?
>>553268412chara cock
>>553267483susie is the only one I can see doing good on a reality show>>553267909nta but how do you guys remember every post? just checked and shit was posted like 3 threads ago
>once again in the obsessed with trans people competition>once again my opponent is an /utg/ poster
>>553268367That gay Ralsei one. You might have seen it. Also I remember when that pic was posted all the time back in the day, probably by you!
>>553268412it's not even fetishy it's just chara blowjob
>>5532684783 threads ago means like yesterday
>>553268367Not my fave but https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4512/08cf90a2cb1c686797a345e0a9930d78.jpeg
>>553268578where am i
>>553268367Not everyone is a porn obsessed retard
>>553268486>competitionit's slop, anon.it's garbage.it's self-insert.it's "the developers poorly hidden AGP"it's "my daddy beat the shit out of me, put me in a dress and fucked me up the ass, telling me he wanted a daughter"troons never innovate, they corrupt.
>>553268478bro who tf you think you spending your time with here, productive members of society?
>>553266981Imagine how I felt with a boner typing it out and having to tab out to cool off for a bit. The squishing sounds when fave fingers you into a specific corner and pounds it while you're both in boiling ecstasy. The possible sensation when she slicks on you after a climax to get the taste of both you and herself. The possibility she sleeps with you inside her so you can help her have very wet dreams as you play around and barely hear her echo your name.>coughs>>553268367I mostly go off my imagination but the lewd soul things posted earlier is huge for my imagination, remind me where are chara's hands on the 6th panel?>>553268412Anon sucking Chara (male) off.
>>553268602love this one too
>>553268801As opposed to a soi obsessed retard like you
>>553268804you're proving my point
>>553268841are you the 'chara should spawncamp at the ruins to rape a human to make a human soul factory' guy
lowkirkunely im a porn obsessed retard
Oh. This TV Time shirt looks… bad, on me, actually. Oh.
>>553269091me too flowkirkenuinely
>>553269121Post moobs NOW
>>553269054>the opposition to slop is an actual fan that believes the game would improve drastically if you deducted the game from sexual themes and shitty identity problems apart from (YOU), Kris and the Vessel.you're a piss-ass posting a cringe-ass take on /utg/ while immunizing yourself from ANY opinion on /utg/.eat a brick you narcissist.
I will never jerk off to a UT/DR character. You can't make me.
>>553269121showusshowusshowusshowusshowusshowusshowus
>>553269091dude I even spelled lowkirkuinely wrong im such a brain addled coomer. its over
>>553269254mad respect.fat balls.
>>553269235
>>553269254I saw you jorkin it to Ice Cap yesterday
>>553269468>*polite*
>>553268367I don't keep coming back to this in particular but its cute https://litter.catbox.moe/m1u4ws48y214q6th.gif
>>553269197>>553269287Nope. Took it off. Back of the closet. Never again.
>>553268367if you mean porn it's kind of weird when i think about it, like despite being a long time charafag its really rare i ever jerk off to chara. i think it's because there's so few of male chara and i've already seen everything that exists or gotten off to the good stuff like what you posted enough that it's like just something to keep and "admire" or whatever. maybe there's also nothing truly next level that gets at me in just the right ways either other than my own imagination or something. and i'm like too much of a novelty freak or whatever. so i keep my virtual trophy room to waltz through occasionally like its a fine art exhibit and that's all
>>553268367this one is pretty good I guesshttps://files.catbox.moe/zjj9ho.png
>>553268367This recent animation from pic related artist is just wayyy too good.https://x.com/SZukafu/status/2007338628725526987https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16050687&tags=frisk+
>>553268438Ralsei will be transSuselle will kiss on screenAsgore will be humiliatedPapyrus will be the Knight and played as a jokeGaster won't appearDess will be dead forever and also a lesbianThe final boss will be you and the whole team trashes you and calls you a bitch and evil for playing the gameThanks for playing MY Deltarune
>>553269810Yup, yup, added to the dossier.The picture, not the posts.
>>553269703can i have it
>>553268804
>>553268367butterchalks noelles are very good
>>553269851not a dog or a fox, but a cockroach
>>553269235Holy fuck fave i'm farting so loud rn I can't stop farting ohhh my godness my stomach is so full nghhhh...
>>553268367i have too many pics of tenna with his cock out to choose from
>>553268367Fave doesnt have a lot of good porn so I just jack off to other porn and think about fave.
>>553270474i do this sometimes
>>553270348you're full of shit.
>>553269074Yeah that prompt was an intrusive thought. It died in further brainstorming as I couldn't think of a way to make it satisfactory.
>>553270474I almost always just default to imagination. I like to control my fantasies to the utmost detail
>>553270409>The Song from the Ocean is just Megalovania again
>>553270150Nope. Put it back on. Just not gonna look at myself in the mirror. Fuck you.
>jevil went nuts a while ago>knight appeared 'recently'what are the theories to reconcile this
>>553270756show uuuuuuuuus
>>553267957queer erasure
> Rudy is named after Santa's main deer, Rudolph> Who is know for guiding Santa through night's darkness with his red nose> One of the most climatic moments in the game, is the RED SOUL guiding the trio in the darkness> Thus, using Rudolph's ability against himDess Knight bros......
>>553270778Groomed by Mysteryman
>>553270578T-thats *BRAAAAAAP* r-right K-Kraut senpai *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Dessfags on twitter are whining that if she's not the Knight they'll stop playing the game
>>553270703Me too actually, and porn pics of fave usually is just like the foreplay because theyre not that good. Im actually trying to think of a single super erotic image of fave and i dont know if one stands out to me. Sad
>>553268841>spoilerIt's just SOUL play isn't my fetish but I can appreciate human love in its rawest form. I think the tamest soul fetish I have is just human wives licking my SOUL.
>>553270778Time is convoluted in Lordran, with heroes centuries old phasing in and out.
>>553271019Where?Post a screenshot.
>>553268841Cute. I've gotten like that too sometimes where my own writing sets me off a bit too well. It happens to the best of us hornyposters, alasSOULplay is really interesting and I appreciate your inclusion of "SOULgasms," which I've always thought of as being a pleasure that transcends all lust to be a brief, fleeting feeling of complete oneness and understanding of your partner on every level, total compatibility and the purest form of love. And then you come back down and they ask you if you're okay while you try to process wtf happened
>>553271032>just like the foreplaythat's actually a good way to describe it, lol. i agree with your post
>>553271018>anon canon shitsing posting in the year of our lord 2026 (year of the ch5 release)we're really with you in the dark.
here’s why Flowey isnt Asriel:
>>553259660Played the Dark Relevant, not sure yet if I'll play rh sequel, since it doesn't have a remake.
>>553270778Theory #1>The Dark World was created the previous night so there was enough time for it to develop a history for Kris and Susie to interact with due to Dark World fuckeryTheory #2>Kris and Dess previously entered a Dark World that had the Card Kingdom Darkners in it (since they had the deck and all) and Jevil went crazy then
>>553270778Jevil went nuts because he spoke to a "strange someone," not the Knight. The Knight is the strong silent type, it doesn't have time for clowns.
>>553271019i hope toby sees the 'it would be bad writing for anyone but the knight to be dess' posts and starts sweating while holding his poorly made fangamer prototype mettaton knight plush>>553271104they were doing it like last thread kek
>>553266139are your colleagues not cool?
>>553270971Kino if true.Rudy is based as fuck.> Them "black human" fellas? I ain't hate them, just don't like em
>>553271474i worked there for a day.i don't know 'em also i might just die at work.
>>553268818Now that I think about it, what percentage of /utg/ is actually employed or a "productive member of society" as you put it?
>>553271503you cant read
>>553270778Jevil got Gasterpilled.
>>553271608And why's that
why did Rudy being the Knight suddenly blew up in popularity?
>>553270756;_; but i want it
>>553271032Well put, nsfw art is a good appetizer but I turn off my computer when it's time to give the id what it wants>>553268367 https://litter.catbox.moe/nv1fjblgh74xzlbi.png
>>5532715241%
>>553271838Some guy made a hype moments and aura edit of rudy knighthttps://x.com/Spamton_NEO/status/2009383627621101873
faves not a vampire but fave feels like one
>>553271524I am but I'm bad at my job
>>553271524despite my mental illness and obsession with fave i'm almost always very functional and actually have a good job that contributes to society and most people who meet me think i'm cool
Queen's new business venture
>>553272000thats actually pretty good
>>553272000I have to admit the hype moments and aura convinced me for just a split second
>>553271524Im trying so hard to get a job christ
Hold the line PapyrusKnight truthers...
Reminder.
>>553272080and Queen's new burger librarywhat do you think crappy deltarune happy meal toys would look like?
>>553272080an emerican embassy?
>>553272076what's your salary
>>553272080thats a fancy mcdonalds, is there a playplace?
>>553272280papyrusknightbros....
>>553272315But does he
>>553272348they would all be of queen doing various poses>>553272080is there a ball pit
>Opened up tumblr >First thing I saw was fat Battat>Life is good.
>The full version of the Tenna sex animation is paywalledBooooooooooooo
>>553272080learning how to throw sharpened french fries at the mcdojo
>>553272080cute cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCgQwMwrddY
>>553272076and i act like an asshole and for some reason people think i am just some neurodivergent quirkboy.>used to be really shy, get treated like shit.>act like shit, get revered.why.
>>553272280mettaton knight and papyrus knight assistant, i am a true believerand if it doesn't happen i will just rip it off for my own game
>>553272532based tumblrsister
>>553268367sometimes I'll look at my own drawings but otherwise I stick to my imagination
>>553272361120K and last year i got an extra 20K in overtime and a bonus >>553272668link please
>>553271524I am what you might call "unemployable" so I'm really hoping that I can finish my novel AND it gets published AND it sells more than two copies because otherwise I am gigaboned
>>553271524i can't even get a job stocking shelves hopefully i will have more luck this year than last year
>>553272796you're tsundere and not truly as hateful as you appearand having a guy that truly loves you would fix you
The thing that people miss that makes RudyKnight extra kino is Asgore having a Black Shard.
Lets talk about battat today
>>553272668see if the artist has a kemono page
>>553273175If you say so...
he's cute if you think about it
>>553273158guided by his rudolph
>>553273246They finally got the canon height difference between Kris and Noelle right
Tobyfangamer please release the new LINE stickers!
>>553273609are these offiical or just nice fan ones?
>>553258696haha toby's Troll OC cover of karkalicous sure was quirky
>>553273125you're pissing me off.
>>553273609Ive been saying this for two years
>>553273716Nice fan ones. Very close to the art style.
>>553271392Hear me out.>Jevil "met a strange someone" and "began to change," before going insane.>Spamton "made the right phone call, and found someone," or was "found BY someone," was strung along through sudden and undeserved business success, and then had it all snatched away from him, causing him to go insane.>Tenna was heavily dependent on a shady 'Mike' character for everything from running TV Time to antenna massages, and we still have zero clue who Mike was or what he was getting out of it. It feels to me like Tenna was being groomed to also go insane (he's almost predisposed for it with his neurotic, at-times-suddenly-violent personality) by the same person responsible for the other two.Maybe it's ERAM, or the Shadow Mantle Holder, whatever you want to call it. ERAM has: advanced knowledge of the Shadow Crystals; control over DEVICE_FRIEND, which was stalking us in Chapter 2 (explaining ERAM's knowledge of the Weird Route); seemingly the ability to read minds, or at least to read faces so well, as to tell that Kris was enjoying the Weird Route and is searching for something; and seems motivated to push Kris into anger and violence. We don't know to what ends ERAM is working, just that it has "work to do" and so does Kris. That will probably get elaborated on, but it could mean setting up the next Shadow Crystal bosses (whoever gave Gerson his Shadow Crystal was uncharacteristically lazy; all the other Shadow Crystal bosses were manipulated into it over a period of time, but this time around it was just placed suspiciously in Gerson's desk drawer and he chose to ignore it. Maybe because we just kicked ERAM's ass, it straight-up didn't have the energy to bother? lol that'd be kinda funny). Also interesting to note that beating ERAM and getting the Shadow Mantle tie into "beating" the Knight being a bad thing? Toriel's nightmare, plus the implication that Kris's quest for the Crystals is them being strung along out of desperation like the others.
>>553271524Reading the replies to this is very depressing lmao. Like wtf do you mean you can't get a job "stacking shelves" bro what type of people have I been conversing with this entire time on /utg/?
>>553274070No ones hiring bruh I'm trying
>>553274070Are you underage or just retarded?
>>553274070the last job interview i had, when i asked for feedback they said i did fine, but that they had 200 other applicants for the same position. and most of them had more professional experience putting boxes on shelves than i did.
>>553271524I have been working on (and disassembling/reassembling) a scaffold all week!
>>553274070>what type of people have I been conversing with this entire timeFucking losers, that's who. You lie down with dogs and you get up with fleas
>>553274070I wouldn't give 90% of the thread a job washing dishes and even if I was going to hire the last 10% they would be competing with actual pros like >>553274384said
>>553274070The job market is more raped than it ever has been. I see 600+ people applying for minimum wage part time jobs.
>>553274070it's /utg/ what were you expecting
Gaster, Forgotten Man, FRIEND = Asgore, Rudy, Mettaton = Tenna, Spamton, Mike
>>553273235sick
>>553274026i'm certain some combination of eram, friend and knight will turn out to be the same guy.my current theory is that eram is the knight and that's why it was late, it was just tormenting kris for the keks
>>553271524I've been trying for over a year, but my city is a shithole filled with scammers on both ends, which make the hiring process this awkward, untrusting handshake until one side or the other decides to never approach the other again.
>>553274026both have strong flowey themes but if i were to guess, i'd say FRIEND is probably out on top on this deal, he seems to be behind all the schizofying, the song plays every time we are close to a schizo.they are demons tempting you, they mock your (mis)adventures, tell you about what you did.i do wonder what they say to non-weird routers.
>>553274026I also think the strange someone is the Mantle holder, but I think he's probably also FRIEND, rather than "controlling" FRIEND. With regards to the Gerson desk thing, I think it's because the Knight was actively present in that dark world, seemingly looking for something there when we see it before it summons the Titan. The Mantle holder is likely working behind the Knight's back and possibly against the Knight entirely, so he bailed fast to avoid it.I personally think beating the Knight is probably a good thing and Toriel's nightmare is because she has a sixth sense for Kris doing something wrong and they either just swooned their two friends or signaled the Knight to do it.
>>553274634wat
>>553271524I got a pretty good job
>>553274070you can suck shit straight out of doomer's manjuice filled ass you condescending prick.
What do you think Tenna's reaction would be to you getting naked in front of him for seemingly no reason?
FRIEND as a design is definitely pure tobycore it is simply too terrible to have been made by anyone else
onion-san is the knight
>Toby: Okay, I'll tease Seam talking about exactly what the Shadow Crystals are, that will finally get the fanbase to pay attention.>Fandom: wHo Is ErAm!?!?!?
>>553275283onion-san is eram
>>553275283i mean is it a tease when it was just a straight up connection to determination
I still love albino dess
>>553275209I would hire you as a dish bitch but only so I could tease you about having studied to play with sparks and not being qualified to play with fire.
>>553274070I have a fairly good job, work for a good company, have a good salary and every day I'm thankful for it.>>553274384>had 200 other applicants for the same position. and most of them had more professional experience putting boxes on shelves than i did.I really hope you went to college and have some sort of useful degree, because this is borderline depressing to read.>>553274608Minimum wage part time jobs are only good as side income at best. You can strive for better. Maybe I got lucky because I live in a good area + went into IT early, but I don't recall finding a job being a massive chore.
>>553258118I drew this while loosely thinking about how I dont think the knight is really "dess" but mostly this is just needless edge for feels sake not a prediction or anything
Tenna's corpse will return in ch5 if you let him die, believe me.>>553275283ERAM isn't even a real character, the mantle holder was obviously FRIEND, why are people so retarded.
>>553275586>Maybe I got lucky because I live in a good area + went into IT early, but I don't recall finding a job being a massive chore.Every job has a minimum of 500+ people applying to it and AI is involved in the entire process, usually auto filtering resumes. Nearly 6% of the country is unemployed, and even that is a lie because they only count active job seekers that aren't currently employed.
>>553275229My reaction would be RAPE if it were a girl getting naked in front of me
>>553275678tenna salt route
I am gainfully employed and my savings account grows by $1500 a month
it's getting a little too normal in this thread. fave is a mid-20s NEET that has never had a job and only has a high school diploma and has no idea what they're gonna do
Idk about Rudyknight but I kind of want it to be real because it would make the existing sexy art of the Knight way funnier
>>553275571i wouldn't hire you.because i don't like you.
>>553275967nothing like a lil demoralization posting to get the stimmies moving
i cummed
>>553275586NTA but I have a degree in a field usually considered useful for employment, but I've never been able to get a real job related to my degree. I just do gig work because I've had no luck getting a stable position. The shitty kind of gig work, not the decent kind where you get to label yourself as a "freelancer."
can someone remind me why we're talking about employment on an /utg/ thread? like do ya'll seriously expect 4channers to be super hot employable dudes living in mansions?
>>553276058oh god fave is such a loser! oh god fave is such a loser piece of shit that can't do anything! fave can't do anything and they're gonna die forever there's no way out! aauuugghghhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee *rubs stimmy juice all over face*
>>553276117nice. i did that earlier
>>553275678tenna will be an antagonist again either way (i don't miss tenna), because mettaton is in on the conspiracy.letting him die probably just means susie can't talk him out of it because tenna's FUCKING PISSED >>553276038where's that art of rudyknight calling asriel gay
>>553276117would let her inject me with the tv slop syringe
>>553276117This is nice art and I have a fetish for nurse outfits but all female tennas make me feel absolutely nothing. devoid of sex appeal and I dont know why.
imagine having a threesome with tenna and fem tenna. i'd sell my soul for that
>>553276052You're not in a position to hire anyone because you are in school still so this unsurprisingly does not bother me at all.
my life for aiurmy wife for hire
>>553276167it's that time of the month again. they already blew through their stimulus checks.
>>553274026I think FRIEND fits too well as the one giving Shadow Crystals away since "malicious servant" who gives people what they think they want while taking away what they have for its own purposes is such a wonderful villain for a game about freedom and the power to gain it, plus there's all the tail of hell shit that makes it seem like a bigger deal than ERAM isI dunno if ERAM can read minds as much as it just knows Kris (or at least what Kris used to be) really well, considering that it's hiding behind that red horn headband door I'm putting my chips on it being the Darkner of that, embodying Kris's combined inner demons, hopes and dreams and Determination which were all symbolically purged with the loss of the headband and its plan revolves specifically around Kris themselves and awakening that part of them again (i.e. Burning Eyes) which is more Weird Routey stuff than Shadow Crystal stuffThen again the Shadow Crystals quests involve giving Kris opportunities to go off the beaten path, gain power and to directly fight against the Knight in which case ERAM does have a motivation for doing that shit, but if the Shadow Crystals ARE the work it has to do and it's employing FRIEND to help I think FRIEND is going to betray it in the end because see aboveToriel's nightmare seems more because the fight ends with Kris betraying their friends than because beating up the Knight is a bad thing, and Gerson gives his Shadow Crystal to us and he's like the only unambiguously good guy with an idea of what the fuck is going on we've run into so far so I don't think the Shadow Crystal quest is evil in and of itself
>>553276167someone last thread escaped the bucket and got a job
FAVE WANTS TO KNOW IF THERE'S AN HE MAGNETIC KEYBOARD OUT THERE THAT SUPPORTS LINUX OR IF HE WILL HAVE TO STICK WITH WOOTING.DOOMER, ARE YOU A KEYBOARD AUTIST? WHAT'S YOUR ADVICE?
This might be one of my favorite pieces of DELTARUNE fan art
>>553274913FRIEND is referred to as a DEVICE in the gamefiles, interestingly, so I'm of the opinion that it's a red herring and is not some kind of intelligent Cheshire Cat with its own motivations and personality, but a drone-like proxy of another threat we may or may not know of by this point in the story. My money is on ERAM because we see FRIEND show up to protect it in that fight but the Knight seems to be a lone operator as they've directly spoken to all of the Boss Darkners instead of sending an underling to do it and they fight us alone.
>>553276265It's a personality thing.I think FemTenna should be a girlfailure, probably would look more like how porn artists draw Alphys.
>>553274070I have applied to Starbucks, KFC and other fast food establishments and none have emailed me back because there's probably other people with way more experience at flipping burgers than me.I finished my technical degree almost a year ago and in that time frame I have only ever found 3 listings related to the thing I studied for in the entry-level category. None of which I could apply for because they required you to have 3+ years of experience in the field and also required you to submit actual evidence of your experience in their application form on their website, so I couldn't cheese it.I can't apply to the stable and decent jobs if nobody wants to hire me and give me my first job so I can get experience.
>>553274448what do you mean, people who goon to deltarune rule34 are losers! I've been living a lie my entire life ...>>553275209its just a question why are you mad?
>>553276840No. What? no. Tennas a slight failure but only in that hes slipping. He's still put together and in a suit. Still has a job. Not a weird sweaty anime nerd. also the way people draw porn of alphys is terrible. I think im just not into buxom mommies. And his face is so retarded on a big titty body
>>553276648I use a 25 year old dell keyboard from the windows XP era, it has a PS/2 and I don't even know what a magnetic keyboard is. I've suggested a few mechanical keyboards to people who wanted a nice one to go with their new computer build but I run ancient components. My power strip is beige and big enough to put my computer monitor on top of and has actual vacuum tube lights in the switches. I'd say ask /g/ but they haven't had actual tech wizards lurking there for a long time.
>>553271524I am independently wealthy but for mental health/fulfillment I herd sheep, we landscape for the city and farmers. Mowing is bad ecologically. The short is it eliminates everything, while sheep discriminate and leave some plants standing solitary bees and butterflies need. I also write, I released my first book. but most authors only break through after book 10 so it's very early stage. (book 1, only been doing it 2 years) I have the intelligence to get a degree and was in uni for biochem, but I dropped out as it's stressful. People that feel I am dutybound should be castrated with hedge clippers, for humanity's good.Questions, mon cheri?
>>553276791>FRIEND is referred to as a DEVICE in the gamefilesEverything related to the intro sequence is labelled DEVICE_, it just means FRIEND primarily exists on the same "framing device" level as Gaster
>>553276167I’m a fat and kinda ugly but employable dude who lives in a nice apartment
>>553276265What makes Tenna so interesting is that he's basically a menhera landmine jirai archetype but male. Make him a woman and he's just every other run of the mill denpa game waifu(not that they're bad, just overused at this point)
>>553277178what are any of those words
>>553277059wait keyboards last that long? mine's pushing 10.
>>553276791>they've directly spoken to all of the Boss DarknerThe Knight hasn't spoken to any of the bosses
>>553276551EN TARO FAVE-SSAR!
>>553275967Me too fave
>>553277068You are easily the saddest and most pathetic individual in this thread by a massive margin it's not even close. Your dad's money and farm isn't "independently wealthy" but the opposite of that concept. You're a weird fuck up of a human being and very unimpressive.
>>553276791>is not some kind of intelligent Cheshire Cat with its own motivations and personalityoh my god thank you i thought i was the only onesome things the fandom fixates on are weird. eram and seam, we will ignore these incredibly suspicious characters even when toby directly spoons lore into our mouths, we need more gifs of the 4 weewees cat
>>553276896hit up a temp agency if you haven't already
>>553277178I understand these words and i agree.
I think he's cute. You?
>>553274913Agreed, there's tons of opportunities in Deltarune for "X and Y are the same person" twists, and if we don't get any, the story would probably end up kind of bloated with tons of secondary antagonists.
>>553277306Who the fuck is we I don't ignore ERAM or Seam ever
>>553276430you're not in the position to hire anyone because you don't have formal education.
I remember the part in tasquefag's story about his life where his mom still makes his meals for him and he calls her a "nagwench".
Look how silly :)
>>553277050this is true but also fat unemployed sweaty nerd tenna (male or female) is boner inducing i'm just really into nerdification
>>553277285nothing tops >>553274384
Sometimes I wish Noelle was a boy
>>553276840i think part of the issue is that awful businesswoman is not really that much of an archetype so there's not much to fall back on, girl businesswomen always have to be boringly competent. i think queen suffers from a similar image problem. if she was a guy she would have way more simps and people arguing how deep she is as a character>>553277202>地雷女(Jirai-onna) lit. "Land Mine Woman".>It's a tongue in cheek expression for a girl who might seem nice at first but upon dating her is found to have major personality issues. Like a landmine, they can be hard to spot and are easily triggered. As a stereotype they are often associated with girly fashion designed to attract attention.literally just fanon 'bpd' tenna
>>553277447he cute indeed
>>553276934why are you such a faggot?that's a question too:
>>553277202Basically, Deltarune is a Denpa game. I've already explained it several times before so I don't feel like doing it again. You can probably find my analysis by searching "Deltarune" and "Denpa" together in the archives.
>>553277818>if she was a guy she would have way more simps and people arguing how deep she is as a characterI think the worst thing that has happened to the overall Deltarune fandom (currently) is how there's this MAJOR pushback whenever you point out a female character's flaws. If you say anything negative about them or point out their issues or whatever, you get called a misogynist.Queen suffers from this because of Universal Mother "theory" (look we all know it's fucking true, you can see how obvious it is) being the thing most commonly associated with her, but now if you ever view her from that angle you get called a misogynist because "You think all mothers are evil" or some shit.So now the only way you can really talk about Queen is in a "haha she's funny" kind of way. It sucks.
>>553277818> girl businesswomen always have to be boringly competent.Elizabeth holmes is right there, it's not hard to write such characters. are people just lazy in research or what do you think anon?
>>553277734>being unable to get a shitty job despite effort is worse than being tasquefagthat's unkind. i hope you never experience any genuine economic hardship.
>temfag shat up the worldoftext with the most boring and low effort repetitive spamHow fucking sad. >>553278254I've also seen it with non female Knight theories.
>>553278180>i don't want to explain my false theory againthen don't do it.
>>553278314Does your mom still cook all your meals? Do you still call her a nagwench?
>>553278391>I've also seen it with non female Knight theories.I saw someone get really mad about Knight being "sexualized" and calling everyone who declaring anyone who draws Knight with XYZ is a misogynist.When someone pointed out the treatment Tenna has gotten in fan art and in general, their reply was "Well it's different because we're talking about women." Like cooommmeeee the fuck on, you HAVE to be baiting.
>>553277447Me too. Don't let them kill your sparkle tobyposter.
>>553278254>Universal Mother "theory"Deltarune fandom would be 15% less annoying if people understood the difference between a theory vs analysis of the text on the screen. >>553277059Ugh of course you're old and use old tech. I want bleeding-edge NEW and INNOVATIVE tech like hall-effect rapid trigger keyboards, really good for playing OSU! and other rhythm games. That's why I just switched to Arch Linux and everything keeps breaking every morning.
>>553277447was*
>>553276934That's right, only the ones who still goon to Undertale R34 in 2026 are cool. How could you ever betray the perfect game with the most fuckable cast of characters (Toriel, Undyne, Alphys, Mettaton, Asgore, Asriel, Chara, Frisk, Sans and Papyrus if you like lightsabers) for a "story-driven" (this always means it's just a normal game with subpar gameplay) sequel, that'll take well over a decade to fully release, where every relevant character is a member of [the author's obvious Mary Sue]'s harem?
tasquefag is the ultimate rascal.man is he a shit-ass but damn don't we all love him.
what happened to all of the fat fetishists who used to post here?
>>553278752I only know enough about OSU to know that holy fuck that looks difficult to play. I'm a casual who only ever got into guitar hero back in the day and was never coordinated enough for DDR at the arcade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxNZm-yacwA
>>553278963They are here constantly and they post too much. I have fatty fatigue
>>553278752Analysis is theory. Literary theory. You're mixing up theory and speculation.
>>553278963They are all in the magma.The snowdin rabbit guy started drawing fatties now too.
>>553278254>there's this MAJOR pushback whenever you point out a female character's flawsProof Kris is female
>553278934what is this anon angry about
Darkners I would fuck: Not a clue. Even Queen or Tasque Manager don't do it for me that much.Lightners I would fuck: Asgore, Rudy, Toriel, Carol, Ice Wolf, RG1 and RG2, Catty, Bratty, Cattenheimer mom and dad, The dragon dad and mom at the diner that one day, QC, Alphys, Blue Ears, Politics bear, Snowy's dad (I would make sure Snowy can hear me doing it), Undyne, and MAYBE Pizzapants.This town better pray I don't get my vessel.
>Hey Kris the next Shadow Crystal boss is the Roaring Knight. I know that for some reason. You'll probably need the Shadow Mantle to win against it. But I can't give it to you even though it was last seen in my possession right here in my own shop because uh... I lost it. Yeah.>Oh cool you got the Shadow Mantle? From a thing with the same weird orange smile as me? Who's also a powerful magician? Who also knows that you're looking for the Shadow Crystals and wants to help you collect them? That's crazy. Anyways can I have the Shadow Crystal now?
>>553278967Hey Doomer, what's your opinion on vivid/stasis, Phigros and NOISZ Starlivht?
>>553279364Interesting. Why dont you like darkeners. Are you just a turbo furry
>>553278752>Deltarune fandom would be 15% less annoying if people understood the difference between a theory vs analysis of the text on the screen.goes for humanity as a whole.k anyway, as i didn't make one yet, new year resolution: Be less of a black-white thinking fag. People don't deserve to be exterminated for attitude problems. I don't know their circumstances, a little pill can totally shift your POV, imagine how different your worldview might be to another person. Envy, Greed, Hatred etc. are all a form of toxic hunger for what isn't. I hope the people that can't just filter me will be made whole and be happy. Additionally, I am not superior. we all are pissant humans and fragile. I need to check my ego.That's all. (days behaved well on /utg/ without error - 5) g'night my lovelies.
>>553279364Don't know about that list specifically but I also don't find any of the Darkners attractive. I'm just a standard furry, I don't really go for humanoid robots or TV heads or marionettes or xenomorphs etc.
>>553278180you could make an infographic>>553278391>if you think the knight's a guy or joke about it being a fraud, you are a misogynist>if you think rudy's main role in the story is to die, you are wrong because heckin wholesome toby wouldn't introduce a disabled guy just to kill himremarkable amount of forgetting toby dreamed up this game in college before he was woke
>>553279762
>>553279639I genuinely don't know. I think it's because I view the Darkners as funny characters that are more like toys than actual people. They're also usually really weirdly shaped and the ones I love the most I refuse to have sex with. Fucking a Cuptain is morally evil to me.>>553279762>I don't really go for humanoid robots or TV heads or marionettes or xenomorphs etc.See the thing is I DO find those things hot, but for some reason it doesn't click in Deltarune as "I need to fuck this character" for some reason. Something about it doesn't feel right.
>>553279197What
>where every relevant character is a member of [the author's obvious Mary Sue]'s harem?The SOUL is a Mary Sue?
>>553279916we're a cool angle
>>553279847Ralsei is okay
oh ym fucking god the ending of Deltarune is gonna be the ending of Drawn to Life where your soul inhabits the vessel to complete the prophecy without anyone dying and its gonna end like Mother 3 where you're not sure what happened or whats gonna happen next oh my god TOBY YOU HACK FRAUD
>>553279598It was last seen flying off of King after you beat him
>>553279995>lust provoking video>irrelevant time wasting theory prediction
DOROFAVE CARDO
1. stop the roaring and save the world2. fuck half the town3. fuck gaster4. leave
>>553279598why does seam know who the bosses are
>>553279995Anon what the fuck is that video
>>553280072>It was last seen flying off of King after you beat himHeadcanon.
>>553280163its based
>>553258118I drew a pippins, still a little freshhttps://litter.catbox.moe/w8647x.jpg
Kerdly bros rise up
>>553279625Why would you ask Doomer for his opinion on games starring women? He's gay
>>553280179toby calls it a cool mantle broi belief it>>553280208feeling up mad mew mew irl
>>553279625Never heard of them, at a quick glance it looks like it's the natural evolution of DJ Hero and kind of makes me want to see them get played with a controller instead of a touch screen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx1Fv0slAV0
>>553279197Hearty raff
>>553280208Post a Noelle one and maybe it will be based.
>>553280253a-anon... you didn't... use...... did you....
>>553280253is this what i think it is?
>>553280254but that's Susie...
>>553279814I want the Knight to be a man. I don't want the world ending antagonist to be some chick
>>553280253FINAAALLLLLYYYY!
>>553280253aw hell na that damb pippins is a trekkiejokes aside this is cute
>>553280345thats not kigu thats just a fursuit
>>553280253KANEDAA
>>553280359i didnt have a kerdly picture
>>553280253oh... crotch blood...
>>553280349no its not blood its clearly pencil
>>553280253I think we should step up our game and make cum art
>>553280458this is what happens to you after you listen to mettaton's music for 1 minute.
>>553280253AIIIEEEE T-THAT'S A N-N-NNNNN-NON CANON CHARACTER! NONCANON! THAT'S NOT A SHITTY OBVIOUS SURFACE LEVEL THEORY OF FLOWEY REFERENCES IN DELTARUNE THAT'S A NON CANON NPC THAT HAS ONLY BEEN IN THE GAME SINCE CH-CHAPTER 1! HEEELP MEIN FELLOW THIRTY YEAR OLD THREADPILLARS! OH MEIN GOTT DOOMER SAVE MEEE OH MEIN GOTT
>>553280158If you Check Tenna during his fight and have the Dealmaker or Puppet Scarf in your inventory, Spamton tells you that Tenna is about to die. Jevil knew in chapter 1 that Queen would be returning soon. There seems to be a correlation between having a Shadow Crystal and knowing the prophecy. Either Seam has one of his own, or he's just been looking at the ones we gave him.
>>553280158NTA but I have an autistic treatise on this subject. tl;dr the Seam plushie is based on a character from the Lord of the Hammer, the plot of which corresponds to the Shadow Crystal sidequests, which is how Seam knows what will happen in those sidequests
>>553280253BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>553280383kris is a cute chick
how do i score femoid deltarune coochie
>>553280253For those who don't get the joke, the pippins was drawed with period blood >>553280408>Fursuit 1-0 Kigu
>>553280661Spamton never had a Shadow Crystal
I guess the theory that sans is Undertales Schizo boss is kinda shot because he wasn't explicitly capable of seeing into the future, he just lived through it
The strangest thing about period art is how I've only ever seen it in /utg/. Also I feel like I should find it gross, but don't for some reason. In fact, it intrigues me for some weird reason.I guess it's because blood isn't "icky" to me and it barely even looks like blood, it looks like water color.
>>553279995>>553280208if youre going to post kirigumis can you post good ones you're making us look bad
>>553280837Then why was he trying to "escape"?
>>553280924>I've only ever seen it in /utg/thats because utg is unironically the best general on this board
what should I do with my psychology degree if I don’t like therapy
>>553280262how fragile is the feminine ego?
>>553281002This. I love you freaks
>>553280995didnt phone guy tell him not to sign the contract?>>553280924it's kind of babys first art project, all girl art students have thought of doing itso it's kind of old hat.but something about drawing commerically popular faves in it is like, postmodern or some shit. i don't know.
>>553280995Because he got schizopilled by the someone on the phone
>>553280345There is one. but i dont like the ears and it seems weirdly large but thats because its probably for a man with a very large head.
>>553280967Fursuits for anime fans are not going to make much sense to normal people. Like, I get it, but the concept of trying to be a Japanese cartoon person is going to be lost on anything resembling an average person.
>>553280253this was not painted in period blood!i can tell by the pixels and having seen quite a few period blood paintings in my time.
>>553280860Undertale's schizo bosses are Glyde, So Sorry, and Mad Mew Mew
>>553281247Mad respect, anon. Thank you.
>>553281035do you mean talk therapy or behavioral therapy, because day programs and clinics for the disabled are always short-staffed
>>553281002Nah I mean even in general.>>553281241>all girl art students have thought of doing itI don't know if they have...
>>553280830You don't.
>>553280967cosplay is a multi billion dollar industry are you dense
>>553281247The ears look bad because they're made out of the same material as the antlers so it just feels wrong.
>>553280924blood art in general is just a cool concept. using what's symbolic for life, essence and all kinds of arcane stuff to express something inside you. long as I ain't getting diseases from it have at it
>>553280860what IS a schizo boss
>>553281267No I understand why its uncanny because 99.9% of them are, and the people wearing them tend to be below average functioning AGP mouth breathing retards so it has a scary, sloppy look because scary, sloppy hands made it. But the ones made by women are good kek.
>>553281506Zased
>>553281610That is a pretty cute cyclops actually.
I've never thought about making period art because non-digital art is beyond my capabilities
>>553281494Im talking specifically about kirigumis, anime masks in general which even cosplay freaks tend to have a hatred of. Masks are uncanny especially of anime characters and especially if they're not done well and especially especially if they have fetishistic overtones.>>553281495I noticed that immediately after posting, I dont like that either. >>553281247there's a susie one too
>>553281859I have been trying to make more physical art so even if the AI gets good I have options
>>553280830Sadly, I don't think there are enough schizo femcel Deltarune fangirls out there. You'll probably have to end up settling for an asocial spergy nerd's fat manbutt instead (may or may not be douched). Sorry
>>553280564My cum is transparent so I wouldn't be able to participate, it's very sticky too so it's kind of impossible to mold it to my will. It doesn't look too feasible to me but someone should still try.
I updated the jackbox mods to make it more epic. Join and draw (or type) (or vote) (or just watch that's cool too i guess).https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/nYq4u2rqZ9A
>>553280706Cool theory, the fact that the world of Deltarune has a famous series of novels based on the prophecy does have many underexplored implications
>>553282052mine is pretty thick maybe i could do it
those masks are unsettling.
Would you need a blacklight to do cum art? I don't know how cum works
>>553282052transparent or transLUCENT?
>>553282387Woman moment.
>>553282387this thread really is full of women
>>553282387Moid cum turns yellow-ish when it dries on some materials, I don't know what woman cum would look like if it dried
>>553280837He found his crystal inside of the NEO body, as Seam tells you. Just like how Gerson's crystal was left on his desk, a place where he would obviously find it, Spamton's was left inside of the thing that he started obsessing over once his caller abandoned him. It's not like you can find the Shadow Crystal inside of the NEO body when you first inspect it, so Spamton must have gotten his crystal while he was staying at the mansion, before he went insane.
>>553280291There is a version of NOISZ for the PC but it's more of a regular bullet hell where you time your attacks to the rhythm.(Also people who think Deltarune's bullet patterns are "too fast for a bullet hell" should play NOISZ and cry themselves to sleep)https://youtu.be/rnVMS0L0MM8?si=wNm8TnIioGYNiN_2https://youtu.be/YeUmQ5gQxX8?si=6v4AAqcdhFyip99PI really dunno how a non-touchscreen rhythm game + bullet hell hybrid would work, as cool as it would be conceptually. I think the freedom of movement you have with touchscreen controls makes this combo actually doable without feeling bloated, since the character can just move as fast as your finger moves across the screen.
>>553282559no wonder it sucks
>>553282080JOIN
>>553281842There's like a subgenre of cyclops ones and those ones are my favorite i think, they seem to come out better. Not only because it have one huge sparkly eye helps with the "dead wall eyed" look of traditional anime masks but not some reason they just seem way higher quality on average.uhhh undertale/deltarune Alphys has a secret kirigumi collection hidden in her closet and thats why mettston is so handsome and bishonen she has thousands of hours in making anime masks. Undyne stumbles upon the box one day and gets jumpscared and punches a hole through the box
>>553282080I can join the next game but not right now
>>553282559no wonder it rules
>>553282624Why did Spamton worship the neo body, again, it can't because a lightner made it because he treats Kris and Noelle like scum
>>553282624Well, where do the crystals come from? Determination from a lightner?
>>553283040I think they are the knights teardrops
>>553283040nta but apparently its "will" implied to be determination.which is a human type-thing.weird.
>>553282689It's easier to associate a mythological creature with traditional tengu masks which makes it more appropriate, somehow. Dressing up as a monster is normal festival holiday stuff. There's a historical angle to it.
One report credits Democritus and Leucippus with the view that thought as well as sensation are caused by images impinging on the body from outside, and that thought as much as perception depends on images (DK 67A30). Thought as well as perception are described as changes in the body. Democritus apparently recognized that his view gives rise to an epistemological problem: it takes our knowledge of the world to be derived from our sense experience, but the senses themselves not to be in direct contact with the nature of things, thus leaving room for omission or error. A famous fragment may be responding to such a skeptical line of thought by accusing the mind of overthrowing the senses, though those are its only access to the truth (DK68B125). Other passages talk of a gap between what we can perceive and what really exists (DK 68B6–10; 117).
>>553282624Why would he pray to the NEO vessel if he already got the Crystal out of it? I think it makes more sense if the Crystal was embedded in the vessel such that it couldn't be removed until Spamton NEO was defeated.
>>553282643As cool as custom peripherals are developing them is difficult and makes a game prohibitively expensive. Rockband was over $200 for a full band setup back in the day.
>>553282387I'm happy to help with your studies, would you happen to have any leggings or stocking, it helps
>>553283308>Why would he pray to the NEO vessel if he already got the Crystal out of it? Same reason everyone keeps mentioning NEO. It was never about the crystal, tricky Toby misdirects us again
>>553283108The knight cried on the neo body and gerson's book? Weird...
>>553283308i think you are actually stupid and you dont understand religiosity and all your piety comes from your fear of something more powerful than you.
Development is going...
>>553283864kraut fearing that the cock is more powerful than him
>>553283680I'm fat
>>553283742I guess that's possible but I'm generally of the opinion that the NEO vessel/Mettaton NEO are named as such because NEO is significant rather than that NEO is significant because of the NEO vessel/Mettaton NEO. It could go either way at this point though, I suppose.
>>553283985it is.cock worship is on the menu.
>>553284002how much do you weigh?
>>553283902Find a way to spend IQ points of berd defensive placements and weapon upgrades and you almost have the average flash game. Perhaps an offensive type berdly that auto attacks until it runs out of health. Then you add in special enemy types to scale with the weapon upgrades until you're bloons tower defense.
>>553284161I think it's a little of both columns Whenever the body is mentioned it's 'power' is mentioned. What is the power of neo toby
>>553283902beautiful
>>553283659I still never got to play drums or if i did, like once and forgotten about it, and Im still forever butthurt.Frankly, if any of you own rockband and stil havent invited me over, you are perpetuating my eternal shitting and pissing on the floor
>>553284260It ain't gonna worship itself.
>>5532842681,225 lb
>>553284292I was thinking of offensive Susies who run around Rude Bustering the enemies...
I still think it would be really cool if Carol ripped up the Jack of Spades in front of Susie and Kris.
>>553284339Oh, and the 'power of neo' song is track number 99. That feels significant, somehow.
I just bought KOTOR for Switch. I remember playing this game on the OG XBOX back in the day, crazy that it’s on a handheld now.…said Fave, from Deltarune
>>553284515correct, but you are heretic worse than a apostate.you are a fag.
new jackbox transition is cool and all but i hate change
>>553284607Haven't you heard? Robert Fuchs is too scared to kill his characters.
I still think it would be really cool if Carol Jacked off in front of Susie and Kris.
>>553284764i miss tenna
>>553284607Unless he's shredded they could fix him
>>553284002Yes but how does your moans sound?
blasting Dirge for the Planet from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. at max volume when The Roaring finally happens in Chapter 5
>>553284607Deltarune Chapter 6 leak don't openhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKjctTWIsw
>>553284764>>553284806*cries*
>>553282643>people who think Deltarune's bullet patterns are "too fast for a bullet hell" should play NOISZ and cry themselves to sleepJust because another game did it worse and ultramasochists have formed a cult around enjoying utter dogshit for the sake of "muh difficulty" doesn't mean Deltarune doesn't have shitty bullet hell design.The most critically acclaimed bullet hell games don't get praised for being "super fast" while your literal who game made by pronouns remains in irrelevance for a reason.
jackbox is so cool haha i really want to kill myself there is nothing worth living for haha
>>553284725It's such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuXc9_jvOVw
olivia.............
>>553284978tennasfarts3.......
>>553284847I was reminiscing about card crusher yesterday
>>553285101how did you know what the fuck
>>553284978me too
>>553285114it's one of the evergreen memes to me, fucking face still makes me laugh. it's the lingering
>>553284975UTDR's bullet hell design is bad because it's too easy and barely even qualifies as bullet "heck," not because it's too fast.
UTDR's bullet hell design is bad because they haven't brought back blue soul yet
i get immense satisfaction whenever someone falls for one of my lies
Designing my stupid Pippins a bedroom
>>553285631Schizo Boss Papyrus soon trust ze plan.
>>553285721ermmmm but when I say liar liar pants on fire you suddenly burst into flames so the joke’s on you
>>553285631shuttah's photo gimmick synergizing with other bullets was p sick
>>553285775i cast douse flames and then i'm back to normal hahaha
>ME and I fell for each other's lies
>>553285721Me when I impersonate a thread personality and anons later repeat what I said as official thread personality lore
>>553283902Are you making this in gamemaker? I need a question answered for a system I'm working on in GODOT based on Deltarune's actors: When a sprite is drawn in gamemaker, do you have to draw it "above" the object's Y? I don't think they do this at all in Deltarune and it's possible Gamemaker handles this automatically somehow, which is why I'm asking.
>>553285721You LIED to me......?*drops everything and falls in the corner and stays laying down, defeated and in despair*
>>553285952>Susie, in chapter 5
the knight is Ralse. the REAL ralsei. the one that experienced an entire life of shit and hardships after asgore fucked over his dad, and who now wants to fuck the world in revenge. kris' childhood friend that got abandoned and forgotten when his life fell apart. the "antlers" are his twin ribbons, from when he was a kid. a remnant of what he lost. the ralsei we know is a darkner created by ralse when he was still a lil fluffy boy full of hopes and dreams. the happy parts of him that don't exist anymore
>>553283902I suggest playing Storm the Castle if wanting a perspective on the type of game you're making based on the screenshot. 3's the latest and I believe 1 has a remake but they're fun little browser games about defending a thing from attacking meanies.
period blood does NOT look like watercolor paint it dries up and gets cracks and shit bruh did you not see the art?
SEX with BERDLY
>>553286290KILL that bug on SIGHT
>>553286352it kind of looks watercolory
>>553286501I will make Krissy do this next chapter
>>553286518Look he might commit a genocide or something but helps Chara sleep at night, you're not ripping the cute fuzzy one out of her hands.
Wtf theres a game called Elder Scrolls Castles, but it kinda looks like freemiumslop
>>553258118all smiles
>>553275669Cool>>553286756cute
can someone say some nice things to me plz i feel like crying k thx
>>553286847i think you're neat
>>553286847We're all gonna make it bro.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENSAbyGlij0
>>553286847nice things
>>553286847*slams wall behind u with a rose in my mouth*Whts a prrt ladeh lyk u , doin in a blaysh lyk dis?
>>553286847hey now now ya sayit's gonna be ok
>>553286847I'm gay and my dick is small
>>553284607>kris and susie take the pieces of the shredded jack of spades back to the dark world to give lancer a proper burial>but instead of being dead there are now just 16 smaller lancers
spamtits i don't get it please explain
i was getting something to eat and couldnt write anything for jackbox FUCKKKK
best 2 choices in jackbox
>>553287235what are you eating
>>553287008how much of that rose is in your mouth bruh
>>553284975NOISZ isn't actually bullshit because it's fast. It's bullshit because it pulls a lot of unfair gimmicky shit like invisible bullets, OHKO attacks, attacks you won't be able to dodge unless you know they're about to happen, sometimes there's memorization and math puzzles, and a bunch of other crap that requires skills bullet hell players aren't predisposed to having.and it's AWESOME, there's no other game like it and it makes me madhttps://youtu.be/71FWW28SoKk?si=hIirg2WZ2NZ5dc0V>>553285303Thisdesu, Undertale isn't stupidbullshit enough. The different SOUL modes are cool but they don't make the game harder. It doesn't even have the classic "get caved" pattern where the enemy just launches a barrage of a fuckton of bullets down at random with little space to dodge. That one attack the Knight and Asriel do gets kinda close but there's a lot of empty space which makes it easy. I've had more trouble with the Mantle fight than any of the actual bosses just because I don't play Zelda-likes.
>>553286990not all of us.but pour one out for the ones that are not with us when ch5 drops.
>>553287346burger and chips
>>553287474any toppings on the burger? what flavor chips?
>>553285905From my (limited) knowledge there are two ways to draw a sprite in GameMaker. If you select a sprite for an object, then place that object in the room, it just draws it automatically. On the other hand, if you want more control over drawing the sprite - for example, changing the scale, rotation, blending it with some color value, etc., you can add a "Draw" event to the object and use draw_sprite or draw_sprite_ext in there. I don't know if that totally answers your question but that's what I got.Here's a little code snippet to show what I mean a little better>>553286847*Patrick Star voice* I love you.
>the point farming at the enddespicable
>>553287234I can never think of good choices for that segment but lowkirkenuinely you and the people and environment around you feed into and shape one another
what is this game?????
>>553286847You're a black cute muslim little femboy broI love you
>>553287469It's an ancient /fit/ meme. The guy who originally said it didn't make it either.
i spent so much time on that green room transition and literally everyone prefers the technical difficulties screen.GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>553287406I actually bit through the stem and was doing everytbing I could to keep the rose from falling off
>>553287846use both
>>553287741>black >muslimHe asked for something GOOD about him, anon.
>>553287846>>553287903yeah just use them both. then people are lulled slowly into accepting the new one, which i do like btw.
>>553287725Gay furry characters in subspace fighting doom itself. That's it, that's the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6f2ii5X9oU
>>553287778STOP IT yes he did SHUT UP Zyzz is eternal
>>553287846It's not your fault /utg/ posters all have autism and hate change. They'd screech if they got a different color cup
>>553287778>he didnt make itvery nietzschean of him.
>>553288075FUCK YOU my cuptains are GOOD ALREADY
>>553286847
>>553287930I can punish him more if you want
>>553287461gundamgasterfag have you played Psycho Patrol R? It's made by the Cruelty Squad devs, it's complete bullshit too and you get to pilot a mech. I think you'll enjoy it.
me hitting kris with a hammer because i'm bored
>>553288372
baby no like jackbox game
>>553288710i'm glad we tried something new but i'm ok with this one not being in the regular rotation
>>553288710there's a drawing round next i looked it up it gets good i promise
fave is kind of tired but still happily working on a hobby, which is weird because it used to make them absolutely miserable
>>553288685>surplus valent particlesnice energetic bird hits critical mass when?
>>553287461>this game sounds really awesome>but theres 2 idiots being terrible at flirting in this turkish novellaI need to create shadowclones to get maximum stimmies I cant even shitpost efficiently anymore
chocoberdly my beloved
>>553288282My favorite mech piloting game was a $5 bargain bin xbox exclusive. It was a 3D arena shooter but you could also equip your mech with different legs and wheels, active camo, melee weapons, jetpacks, and my usual go to option which was seven shoulder mounted lock on missile launchers. It's a powerful feeling, getting seven missile locks at once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fjn9py6yuk
That's not a bird...
>>553288967Proud of you, fave
Hugging Ralsei isn't gayKissing Ralsei isn't gayJerking off Ralsei isn't gayHaving Ralsei's cum splatter all over your face isn't gayLetting him take your anal virginity isn't gayLetting him cum inside you isn't gayMarrying Ralsei, however, would be VERY gay...
when can i die
fatter yet fatter
>>553289598You got me good anon. I've been had.
>>553288790i changed my mind i like this one
>>553289598Is it more or less gay for a woman to marry Ralsei?
chinese electrical batman
Fave hates the taste of beer and doesn't particularly like how it makes them feel but nonetheless has drank two big mugs of it today>>553289598You forgot to change the filename
>>553289838
>>553289838Can I have the rest of the beer
>>553258118Philip's messy room.
>>553289781Double gay. Maybe even thrice gay. >>553289838I enjoy Red Stripe from Jamaica.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOttZSnzG7s
>>553290047cyoot
>>553289930Only if you kiss me- I mean fave, big boy
>>553290047a fat guy having posters of chocolate is incredibly funny
this drawing game is very difficult to score points but more importantly it results in drawings that have very little variety unless you throw for content. 6/10said fave
>>553290047There's something really goofy about this but I can't pin it down. Maybe it's his expression.
>>553290047Very Homestuck-core
>>553290047>Lindtyou really like the shittiest german chocolate.you could've gone swiss or belgian but german?really, dude?
Sometimes it won't let me vote
>>553290240Weeeoww o-ok! *freezes in place and puckers lips with eyes closed*
>>553290047Damn bitch you live like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqf-92FNGv4
>>553290047lmaoo is that augustus gloop
Dess knight only makes sense to me if dess is corrupted or being controlled in someway. I don't think regular old dess holiday would willingly risk the world or act so animalistic like the knight does. Flowey being Asriel felt believable because enough time has passed between him becoming flowey and present day to where it would entirely reasonable for him to change massively. Not to mention all of the timeline fucketry making his perspective unimaginably longer than anyone elses.
>>553290047Woah, he's like is in some kind of... homestuck! Hahahahaha
>>553290556he was his lightner before the accident
I meant to nap and woke up at 8pm fml.
https://youtu.be/-A48_usn49Q
>>553290641Get flushed.
>>553290047why did you choose poopoobrown to be phillips signature color? Also is that maus his pet? I think that would be cute
>>553290665bitch you good?
>>553290641I want to fuck this Temmie so fucking bad that i'm gonna feel so fucking alone all the night
>>553290483We got 'em! Come on fave, get his wallet! Nyeh heh heh heh heh!
I'm not playing Jackbox so I don't know what most of these posts mean
>>553280253Link doesnt work for me sadly>>553286756shes so cute
>>553290872guess you oughta play and find out then
>>553290872you should join the audience i edited some of the prompts for them they are funny. also make sure to look at the helpful tips on your screen after you submit you drawing
>>553288996>but theres 2 idiots being terrible at flirting in this turkish novellaThat only happens in NOISZ Starlivht and somewhat in the Episode G DLC, both of which are prequels and not part of the "main story", so to speak.The PC game doesn't have any main character romances. But one of the bad-end routes you need to do before getting the true end does have Arietta do the equivalent of a snowgrave route using (you). I love Arietta so much, she's a piece of shit in the base game.>>553288282It's on my list but I don't wanna buy something that's early access. I don't normally play FPS but it looks like something that could become my personality in the future. Maybe I'll play it with my STATE OF THE ART HE RAPID TRIGGER LINUX-COMPATIBLE KEYBOARD that I'll totally own when I find it someday.>>553289180That also looks cool and I wanna play it.
I think it's cute when guro is depressed. I might be a bad person
like the new tip and trick jackbox anon
>>553286756Cute doe! Happy doe! Great doe!
>>553291039I'm not even a mechafag at all and I thought it was rad. There was a lot of story and lore too, they really explained the economics of why people were fighting each other with mechs in a post apocalyptic Japan for television and money and their mechs all have animal avatar AIs that talk to the pillots and each other in long cutscenes that pad out the time between going back into the same three arenas in a day/night cycle to work your way up the rankings and fight bosses. I had no idea what I was getting into and there was surprising amounts of depth and effort at all levels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG6ok9-nJR4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG6ok9-nJR4
>>553290556His idol.>>553290786>why did you choose poopoobrown to be phillips signature color? The only brown is the door. Do you mean the olive green?>Also is that maus his pet? I think that would be cuteIt just lives in his mess. Philip tolerates it.
YOUR TAKING TOO LONG always makes me laugh
>>553291108She’s a cute crippled kitten
>>553291417you should add arrows pointing saying "irrelevant to deltarune" to each of them.
>>553291108she's just like me
I had a dream I caught up with my friend and I talked about Tenna and chapter 3 and he told me to shut up
>>553292158this actually happened to me irl
Remember how ch3+4 released like 5 days after Static by Flavor Foley and it was like this big coincidence so people drew Tenna and static!Miku together?https://youtu.be/Zo0lLk_tvlg?si=WX_OKLCWmAVoccyN
>>553292007consider suicide.
>>553292158Should I kill him?
>>553292158this is what happened when i showed someone a homestuck flash
>>553292007Post full NOW
https://youtu.be/GGESlE_c8Z0
I said I wouldn't fuck any of the Darkners before, but I realized I was wrong.I would fuck Eram.
>>553292007Idgaf I want all of them
ngl I am starting to dislike the dice
>>553292314Sorry anon, I downloaded this from another anons post, I dont have the full
>>553292481literally nothing is even happening simmer your bored ass down
>>553286810>>553290925>>553291191thanks :)
ngl ai am starting to like the dice
>>553292385CaptainKirb Eram gives me life>>553292507Tonight you'll lie on your bed and sleep and then you won't wake up
ngl i have no strong feelings one way or another about the dice
>>553292595I can't believe the ai AM is starting to like the dice
https://youtu.be/1AXL1CbQmWI
>>553292676retarded, loveless, jobless women do things.
>>553292682Lmfaooo FUCK MY DUMB CHUD LIFE
Looking at the archives and seeing chapter 1 threads hit me with nostalgia in the worst way. There were no avatarfags, infighting, or offtopic blog posting. Just people discussing the game and pretty positive. The only typical general ruiners we had back then were ritual posters. And even then, those were mostly harmless creative stuff like krabsposter.What happened?
>>553292824queeram?
ngl i ignore the dice unless they appear in my captcha
>>553292682LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE DICE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR PIPPINS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR DICE. LOVE. LOVE.
>>553292938Don't give them ideas, anon
>>553292901how long after chapter 1 exactly are we talking. i'm pretty sure there was a dark namefag clique period near the latter half of those days
IFYOUHADSOMEONE TO HOLD YOU'D WANT THEM TO LEAVE YOU'D WANT TO BE FREE
>>553292938garbage people need your opinions to grow as a person.if enough people tell them to kill themselves they just HAVE to listen.
>>553292314don't worry anon. I am here. https://litter.catbox.moe/fnhowx6718y70t2j.png
I just wish more attention was given to the niche Pippinses instead of the same most popular ones all the time
>>553292901>check the thread from Deltarune's release date>frame 1 Adachifag jumpscarelol, lmao even
>>553293080Early to mid.
i hit back in my browser and my picture got deleted.it sucked anyway but still i had tried.
>>553293168VGH... VVE MVST RETVRN TO VTG
>>553293125then why are you still alive
>>553293215yeah so we were still just in the recent-release-glow. that's not unusual. we're in the drought right now, boy. although god willing it may be our shortest >>553293168adachifag, whatever happened there... he just up and left after that
What if Kris was a detective
>>553290047>they had a kid yet live in different apartments is the bedroom that cold
>>553293165do you want to talk about them?
>>553293303i am a valueable creature.i give narcissistists the feeling like they matter.
>>553293165which ones?
>>553292901Part of me misses when Deltarune was still a mysterious survey program and everyone thought it was just Kris and Susie playing make-believe in the closet together. What Toby and the devteam's managed to put together, in terms of writing, music, and spritework, is all excellent, but it feels like the game has completely lost its sense of mystique.
whos the leading commander of the pippins?
>>553293446Please tell me more>>553293501Like OTpins and radpins, maybe
>>553292901It took 10 years to get half a game, thats whatOf course it was the best when Survey Program was a legit surprise Undertale 2It is almost a shame Toby even revealed it at its state instead of waiting
>>553292594I like this carl
Nice jackin the box, I must away now
>>553293391>that's not unusualI know, but chapter 1 era always felt like peak deltarune discussion to me, even with less content. In fact, the discussions got worse the bigger the game got.
I won
>>553281247vro what are you talking abt thats like the one good noelle mask, sucks that there isnt any photos of it being worn
>>553293437skinny mckinney lives with Bones as it is a cleaner part of the Pippins apartments.Tenna is too mean to change the Pippins room arrangements so Philip visits and sleeps in Bones room.Philip's room is for messy feederism sex.
>>553293835excellent kris victory pic choice by jackboxanon
>>553293826i guess i do feel a particular nostalgia for that time too actually. maybe a lot of it was because it was so unclear where the game was gonna go in some sense and it was still really crazy to a lot of us that we were getting more toby fox stuff and something with undertale characters etc. so there's a certain magic there maybe.
>>553293835I feel maternal looking at this kris
I think Gaster would be a huge fan of Lobotomy Corporation and feel a kinship with Ayin
>>553293835Awww i missed champ'd up...
>>553293826There was more discussion because no one knew shit and with that cliffhanger the story could just go anywhereNow it feels like we know a little too much so all theories are about the same few plot points or trying to guess the ending instead of where things will go in Chapter 5People don't even try to argue if characters like the classmates will be relevant in the future, most key players in the story are already locked in and most speculation centers around characters we haven't seen instead (Dess, Papyrus, Mettaton, the voices, etc.)
>>553293835congrats
>>553293408Kris! There is a fingerprint on the door handle! We got them now!>......of course! It wouldn't be there if the suspect dragged the body out, there was an accomplice! You're too good at this, Kris>...
I have never played Quiplash
>>553294427come play quiplash
all things considered, I'm pretty happy that wayneradiotv is known as the Spamton A Spamton guy now instead of the HLVRAI guy, that era of fandom was CRINGE in ways you can't fathom
>>553295004He's the Donald Duck in Kingdom Hearts Real Time Fandub guy now
Please post utdr images featuring anon
>>553295004He’s the bulge in white tights guy
>>553295273This cuck comic will never not be a classic
>>553293163
kris is being told by asgore and toriel to fix asgore's new phone by magically inputting all data from the previous phone to the new one but asgore doesn't remember any of his passwords, doesn't remember his email names, doesn't remember his phone number, doesn't remember his pin codes, doesn't remember where he put papers containing any relevant info, and the old phone can't turn on anymore
*barks growls whimpers snarl woof pants pants woof BARkK grrowwll* >me sexxing fave
>>553293391>whatever happened there... he just up and left after thatHe didn't like the game so he leftIn some ways, he is a better man than a good chunk of this thread
i relate a lot to kris because i was just like them when i was a kid
you got me with the skyrim opening, thanks for the games jackbox anon.
Skyrim??
you're finally awake eh
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=02104bd21ejoin nerds
that was fun, good night guys
>>553294887I got second place yippee
nintendo direct that announces ch 5 WHHHEEEENNNNNNNNNNN
do you think Spamton ever just calls up his benefactor for sex advice?
>>553296645
whenever spamton shows up in my fun gang chatbot I like to torture him with terminal commands
Sorry for fucking up the exquisite corpse
>>553296379ok gartic over tanks for playing.cya tomorrow for jackbox again! probably
>>553297990it's alright little buddy
>>553298060how I look at the police officer when he asks me if i'm armed
>>553298060How did you snap this pic of my thrash machine?
>>553298060Zamn, Spamton looks like THIS?
Deltarune would be better if you could marry Susie or Noelle, or Susie marries Ralsei if you pick Noelle
>>553298564CoL...
>>553298616Who's CoL
I am the soul and I'm here to sayI want to kill ralsei
The breadWHERE is itWhere is my succulent breadsies*skitters in a circle*
If Toby was so meme lul rawr xd epic why doesn't he add a reference to this?
>>553299651cute rude
>>553296645Probably in June/July. I think that's when directs usually happen, and the chapter should be close to finished by then... I hope.
>>553300112This stuff just makes me sad tbdesu
new bread or ill make one of temmies feet
>>553300290because they're unhealthy? it bothers me a lot less when they're magical cartoon characters
>>553300290Glad im not the only one turning into the Scottish anon over the fat stuff. its just so bleak.
>>553300112https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrMbwfnCsCM
>>553299651Damn I get why Asgore cheated now
>>553300652are there any decent funny rudgore images all I have is the "I fucked Rudy!" one
You ever had one of those faps where the second you finish, you just sit there staring at the thing you were jacking it to with disgust? Like, disgust for both the thing and yourself
>>553300934>>553300934>>553300934thing here
>>553300589irl morbidly obese people are one thing but the funny toons will be funny shapes and I will clap
>>553300881Post-nut clarity
>>553286671>he?also since the radiance isnt dead that means she never got to infect peoples dreams
