>>553209817>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq9S3W7sx2Qwr4ZWEgos468BAi81RkeHbhncAQwQJ14>registrationhttps://forms.gle/aEjaEncktHScYp1i6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qNGCJt_ajwUD-ZGBBjIVGyEUSa5yQ1o7BvLAyKH9ZM0
>>553281117added to the listyou know who
>>553284863are you a bad enough dude to telly the current match?
>m1 mangan ronnedFUCK TO IS ESCAPING LAST
WAIT A SECOND YOU CAN'T LET BOOKHAG WIN EITHER. STOP TEH FUCKING COOOUNTTT
>>553285148TO is about to renchan his way to 1st
This is your East 2 dealer haipai.What do you discard?
I just pinfu nomi'd a kormo...
someone save chiori
>>5532852977s
>>553285297hatsu
>>553285386this is the only correct answer
>>553278713
>>553285589nyapproved edit
>>553281117gg thanks for the fun game! please next time specify If you want a tameron ari room in your post!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwHE1GMuLyI
>>553285297Why would you discard anything other than 6z here?
wwyd
>>553281117>had a wholesome game>faggot decided to dama last turngg
It sucks being so close to a character bond but knowing it'll take literal months because of scarce resources.>just rollNO
What a tsumo.
ESTOESELFIN
>>553285882>waited 1 turn for the perfect ippatsu + stick donationi kneel
>>553285810Curse my luck for having three live dragons in my hand and deal in
>>553285706At least play well if you want to tameron?Luckshitting and tameronning is the worst possible combo you could aim for.
>>553285297Your default goal is the mangan. 2han open hands are blocking hands 3han and above are scoring hands.You cut 7s and aim for open honitsu which will give you 3han or more.
>>553285876You think this is a charity huh?
>>553285810>friendlyany honor I'm poooshing>seriously2s
I wish I had something to bond
TO status?
>>553285810>FriendlyAny of the 3 dragon tiles. But not before I fix the saturation on my screen.
>>553285982Aru got it right?!
EXPLODE, BOOKHAG. YOU'RE NOT PUSHING ME OUT
>>553286138That's 21 summons worth of dust, Anon. You'd probably get something if you went for it.
>>553286143this score will just get nullified, he'll be fine
>>553285964I don't know about the luckshitting but the hag gave me a whole 60s so I just used it to my heart's content. I really appreciate it hagkek!
>>553286305it isn't his first 4th
>>553285946>>553286018>>553286168yeah but which dragon tile?? that's the point of this wwyd. testing your supernatural abilities
Fuck off with the rekko ops
>>553286438but it is at least his worst 4th right?
>>553285982Might as well start cutting that entire manzu or pinzu block since the copebot will want to do a coinflip on which honitsu suit to go for.
>>553285297I'm spelling nigger with my discards
got a kokushi
>>553286408It was not intended for that, but glad you enjoyed it, dama nigger.
>>553286465I know this one, it's chun because you have 5 tiles for ryuuiisou and mortal yells at me for cutting hatsu first when I have less than that
he's on a 47insane wait
Stop playing sanma Freeman
>>553286675based
>>553286465Haku. Chun is my lucky tile and and I need the hatsu to attract green tiles, this could still be a ryuuiisou too.
>>553286408Why would you even tameron in the first place if your character doesn't have good emote combos like Cynthia does?
>>553286820heh, you're pretty clever
Keep playing sanma Kyogre
CALLCALL YOU FUCKING BUNNYCALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>553286750safe>>553286908deals in. you're an unlucky person.
>>553286820sanma is chill and rewards folders
>m1 is 1st in all last against 3 saintsholy fucking shit
>>553287323with luckshitting anything is possible
>>553287323>game of luck requires luck for you to get 1stMore news at 9
>>553287323ippatsumoing oyappane... is le good?
telly doko
>>553285297Have a second haipai question.What would you discard?
>>553286731but you didn't state that the room is dama nashi...?>>553286937normally I wouldn't tameron because it's rude as hell, but the hag clearly wanted me to do it so I had to.
YEAH BEAT BOOKHAG'S FLABBY ASS
TObros how are we getting a yakuman to get out of last
>>553287520ton looks fine, this isn't honitsu
>>55328752白
>>553287520if toimen is d/c'd, 5pif not, 9sshan't retard force honitsu
>>553287520It's too sus to drop 5p here, 9s
History of Richard Nixon's "Victory Pose"cynthia-7.png
NakaDashi
HEGOTFIRST
>>553287520I bet it's a fucking honitsu again. 5p
>>553284863Fair match. All is right with the world.
2/4 queue
>>553287782Imagine the naizuri of this miko
>>553288130umi see it
>>553288130
>>553287535Do it again in my games, if you want hours long bots aided thread melting schizoing that will last months + >names + stalking.
>>553287173>you're an unlucky personI know.
i'm just here to watch
3/4 queue
/register didn't work so i can't queue unfortunately
>>553287520Hand is already 3han minimum 4han with the dora there is no need to force honitsu.9s is of very little use given the shapes in your hand.
>>553287520Aka is nice, I'll go with 9s.>inb4 honitsu again
>>553287849pic related very important
I’m confused here. How does dropping the 3p help the final shape? What shape are we aiming for?
>>55328841034
>>553288410because you prefer a shanpon (double pair wait) on terminal tiles instead of a middle tilethe 34567s shape is a sanmenchan, 3 different tiles will fill it so it's very good and will likely complete first
>>5532884109m1p shanpon is better than 9m3p shanpon or 2p kanchan assuming the souzu fills first and if you draw the 4p you can still just cut a pair
>>55328841099m11p shanpon, 34p ryanmen if we draw 4p or just 34567s sanmenchan on 9m12p draws
>>553287520pushing honitsu for a dora is schixophrenic9s
>>553288130I don't think it would feel really good at all. Maybe with enough oil.
>game starts without me because the tournament page refreshed on its ownWhen is yostar going to fix the tournament lobby bugs?
>>553288721when they add the ability to see how many people are in queue and watch matches while in queue
>>553288721Did you know that TO has the ability to remove you from the queue and put himself in your place? I just thought that was interesting.
>>553288410>newcutie is doing his WWYDsyessssssssssbut you should honestly start with WWYD4WWYD1 is so hard that even top players can get questions wrong
>>553288841
Even with 43,000 points, people lose all the time in mahjong.
>>553288243why would you have a melty that last for months? it's just a game thoughbeit
>celestial is queuing one last time just to take top spot from meFUCKING STOP HIM
>>553289023>just a gameIf you say that shit in real life you're losing a finger.
>>553288497>>553288534>>553288543>>553288562Thanks y’all, I’m beginning to understand (I think?) Hopefully my IQ goes up a few points once I’m done with this book>>553288873Thank you! I’ll look for #4
watch me, the hopeless anon on the path of oc, become the famous drawfag
>>553289078the fucked up thing is that he's gaining points even if he gets a 4th because his current worst game is positive
>>553289172should've bought loomis
>>553289078i'm rooting for him so my spot remains unchangedALSO FUCKING KAN YOU PANDA
>>553289172>he fell for the noob trap called books
>>553289224and complain on /ic/ how drawing "manga style" is literally impossible?
HE GOT THE FUCKING AKA BECAUSE OF YOU PANDA
>>553289023Bored.
>>553289172Holy. Good luck anon
>dealer mangan tsumohow is this celestial luckshittery possiblewhy is TO sabotaging me like this
holy fuarking powerful
>>553289172That's enough books, never buy another book until you finish those 5.You are dangerously close into falling in the books burnout trap, but if you can grind those out you'll make it.
>>553289131I have played with people in real life and they aren't like what you say. I can dama however I want and they even let me waited for like 5 minutes to figure out my complex wait. maybe you should consider doing some self-reflection, ok?
uh TOkeks?
>>553289580You have it backwards, you have to be a god tier luckshitter to make it to celestial
>>553289532thanks, I'll do my best>>553289670sure thing
TOKEKSSSSSSSSSSNOTLIKETHIS
>>553289686>he played mahjong IRLGET HIM
AYAKOYOU NEED TO GET 1ST PLACEPLEASE
>>553289172Don't read, nya. just draw by feel
Is it up?
>>553290085my dick? no
>>553290085my dick? yes
DIE CELESTIALKEKDIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How could you say such a thing about your own teammate that YOU drafted
>"today I'll turn leaf for the better, I'll regain my mahjong soul and make anons in friendly happy, I'll play soulful mahjong again!">get dama'd and tameronned for 10 minutes in a row the very next friendlyI've earned it.I've earned my souless certification. I've earned my dama badge.I don't want any more anons to bother me about how I play in friendlies. You've made me like this.
>>553285876I’m pretty sure you can buy some of these with the pity points from your previous rolls
>>553290319the gloves came off the moment it became our fight for #1
>>553290419Roll for Steve and join us
>>553289686>I can dama however I wantso much thisevery time I play offline and someone damas, everyone usually laughs, makes some kind of a joke, or congratulate the winner
>>553290419But anon, riichi is always statistically better than dama…
>>553290419so you choose to shed accountability amd perpetuate the cycle of samsara
>>553290319no sense of comradery, just a pawns in a game
I dama you in irl and you nod and say hai like the bitch you are
>>553290559This.This is how we become the Strongest Community in the World.
>>553290743h-hai mommy
>>553289172Give up, I've been here for over 3 years, 179 emotes, 57 original high quality oc and counting.
WAIT FOR SANSHOKU PANDA
>>553290743irl i will punch you bitch
>>553290920You're still hardstuck adept though
>>553290991Try me
>daiminkan>dora yonHOLY KINOOOOOO
why do (you) sandbag (you know who (you) are)
>>553289172I thought it was a daiminkan for a second, but it's just a finger.
>look up the game>saintkek getting farmednaruhodo
do TOs deserve this treatment?
>>553291418He tried to go against the natural order of things and make burger hours games happen, he's just experiencing the result of his own hubris.
This is why I just queue bait during burger hours
>alt tab to the tourney sheet accidentally>results spoiled
>strongest binland player when forced to meet the burgers might
stop ronning him he's already dead
e-even with 67,000 points....
2/4 in queue
due to unprecedented luckshitting, the tournament will unfortunately have to be resetplease understand
>3rd place acceptance instead of trying a big dick direct hit
It's up. How do (You) compare?https://pathofhouou.blogspot.com/2026/01/week-9-mentality.html
THANK YOU AYAKO
>>55329181767!
>>553291994Cute.
>>553291994pretty similar to week 9 actually, maybe it's time to give up
>>553291994like so
I'd queue if I had joined the tourney, sorry fellows
>>553291994i can't wait
>>553292336no it isnt
>>553292336but path of houou proves the literal opposite?
She’s actually goo—ACK!!
>>553292243join right now
>Online: 2its over
>>553288597You lack imagination. There's also the fact that she can appear out of nowhere to land on your riichi stick using her mahjong magical powers, take several low value rons and still get it all back with a four winds yakuman. She's honestly terrifying to play against if you don't have a monocle or something.
>>553291994Good read.The ChatGPT analysis is on spot
>>553291994A or lower: lolA+: 1S-: 4S: 10S+: 1
>>553284863I SEE LIKE 6 TOURNEY KEKS ONLINE. ARE NONE OF YOU IN FUCKING Q?????????????
>>553292478I'm not registered friend
>>553292229>>553292645you guys are analyzing every single game and tracking every grade?
>>553292708fill out the form, TO has been taking late sing ups
>>553292790neat
>>553292736She does have some fire-related magic, but she doesn't use it for anything but showmanship. Her main abilities are towards the four winds and tanking rons to the face.
>slept for 13 hoursit can't be helped
>>553292769I run MAKA on every ranked game but only counted them up to respond to the post.
>>553292790c'est fini, let's see what happens
>>553292769I dont log them but its rare that I have a game where there wasnt a discard I wanna analyze
>>553292675i'm waiting for the next game to start so i can watch
>>553292769maka sucks I mortal every game instead
1/4 queue
>>553292915I wish I could sleep for 10-12 hours whenever I pleased.I always wake up around 5-6 and then have to wander around half awake, or lie there with sleep paralysis in cold sweat until I can move.
I'm an AdeptChad and I'm proud!
>new catchat uses the word sprout
I signed up and now there's even less players
I thought /mjg/ was AGAINST copebotting?
>>5532932093/4 actually, get in
>Two saints and a noviceNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553293331and right as I post that it's 4/4, sorry
>>553293283good post
>>553293372Watch the novicecat get a luckshit yakuman ron.
>>553293372>more saintrape kino
>>553293372>TO losses points>sends the novice in while denying rigging
>>553293395sorry not sorry
>>553293372I believe.cynthia-7.png
why didn't i ever get a game with the noviceladi even woke up just to queue eurohours
Show them some Löyly, mr TO
>>553288363But it's a haneman with honitsu and the expected 2s.
>>553293802knowing when to queue is a part of tourney play
>>553293802I don't like playing with a novice, they're wildcards. They might end up feeding the worst tiles at the worst time
Oh, it's a noviceWHALE, not a cat. Also known as a smurf account.
>>553293834Smart players won't feed it to you
can we get the kaiji collab already i wanna play as ichijou
>>553294014you know soul enlightener is peanuts?
>>553294014>-188.5I think he's probably an actual novice
>>553294023was just about to post this no way
>>553294014No, it's a genuine novice that spent money to roll.
>>553294134i'll be the famous endou
>>553294172>fighting your own samefag to be the first to bagposttulpabros did I go too far?
novicelad....
>>553294172based bagmind
>>553294330Hiyori is so cute, bros...
He's not even looking at the bakyo, and he's getting confused by his own hand.
>>553294267ill be the famous andou
yagooey
who taught the novicelad to hoard honorsit certainly wasn't me
>>553294578
>>553294578Honors are the strongest tiles
>>553294578I don't remember if it was him or an adeptchad that kept dealing in on them on the telly a couple of days ago, but I can imagine that striking fear into him either way
On a warm summer's evenin'On a traaain bound for nowhere
>>553294728>adeptchud that kept dealing inme…ichihime-2.png
>>553294753YOU GOT TO KNOOOOOOOOW WHEN TO HOLD 'EMKNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EMKNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAYKNOW WHEN TO RUN
>cat going for riichi tanyao dora instead of fishing for suuankou
>13 onlineq up
>>553294847
>>553294578The 4 han minimum room mindbroke him permanently early on his path to 2hu.
>>553294938I'm going to after I finish watching and eating
>>553295007wtf didn't he just come out
I fucking hate watching nyaggers play, they are all retarded.YOUR FUCKING IITSU dora 2 you stupid nyagger
>>553295047no
novicelad just won a manganHE'S IN FIRSTSAINT IS IN LAST
LET'S GO NOVICELAD
I don't know how to watch, I don't know what's going on!
>>553295108Saint is Laasti*
>>553295167tournament lobby > click watch > click the only game
>>553295057Coach me
>>553295167Hit this look into your phone and it'll all just work itself out, its weird but worked for me.
>3 calls in >no yakuThis is what saints demand your respect for!
novicelad just killed his efficiency for no reason and backfired
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>name
>>553295272it's xia, haku, honitsuMaybe no tenpai you meant
>>553295369Yes, but it's still funny to put it that way + he missed toitoi to deal in.
>>553295167kihh numvcber us 249268
TO 6S WAS GENBUTSUUUUUUUUUUUU
>gets better value from mangan to haneman>would drop genbutsu>no, he dealt in insteadHoly saintkeks...Holy...
>>553295487i didn't miss toitoi, i missed the 6s genbutsu push instead
>>5532955934s was genbutsu too, and it would have given you toitoi btw
>>553295593hey focus on your game nigga
What makes him so much more endearing than anaozuru?
EV is the biggest trick books played on you. It is never +EV to deal in unless it's sashikomi
>novicelad knows how to no yaku damaten against riichi when in the leadwait what the fuck???
>>553295705it's dead >>553295742not much to focus on
>>553295760you never know if it's actually gonna deal in though
>>553295795It was live from your pov
>>553295772As the game progresses, the alt struggles to keep his mask on.
>>5532958731 tile left isn't live enough
>>553295886>that 8p cut>that 4m cutno his mask is securely on
>>553295832I do
>>553295007>outfit so bad it only got a single reply
Giving the noviceclad a nice last game in the tourneyMasterfully planned
>>553295886Playing over 70 ranked bronze tonpuu with an average rank of 2.7 is a lot of dedication for an alt
>>553295941Then drop the 6s, anything but dealing in...Oh well, I guess it's late for you.
the novicelad should genuinely be banned from holding honors
>names>last every timehow does he saint?
>>553295985It's not bad, it's just average. Pretty much what you'd expect for an outfit for that dude.
>>553295007
When you die, your honor tiles come with you into the afterlife.aru-3.png
>>553296053hence i said i missed it, i was too focused on the 3s looking really good as a wait
HE'S IN LASTI
>>553295886He's definitely suffering from safe tile disease...
>>553296061>tell novice to not hold honors>he gets kokushi tenpais right after
>>553296206>nmes
>>553295007Not a bad outfit but it's kinda boring, I also don't play him enough to justify the purchase Skip
queue up
3/4 in queue btw
>>553295007I'll buy it for the emote
>Sending Saints Back To Bronze Room With This Simple Trick
>>553295369>xia
>>553295007>only two female outfitsIt's over... Flop event.
>missed the queue>spoiled myself on the fact that the game hasn't ended yetTO you better stop bullying the novicelad right this second
WHY DID HE KANI THOUGHT HE WAS A SAFE TILE MACHINE?
I'll queue up by 9:30 I'm getting hungry so I'm gonna go grocery shopping
>>553296452>in before pic related is next
>>553296486It's a real novice, nobody knows what's in his head, not even him.
>>553296486>give TO an extra dora while throwing away three safe tiles in order to open for no yaku>deal in for 11700Novicelad... your 1st...
>>553296535It'd be even more of a flop.
BRAVO NEWCUTIESBRAVO
>>553296535It's not. This is a 3 skin event
nyoo..
PMMM 2026 Anniversary rew/a/tch later today.
>online: 17WHAT THE FUCK
>NOVICE SHOUSANGEN HONITSUWE ARE SO BACK
PNM 2026 Anniversary rew/a/tch when
>sit back>let other players self-detonate*sips tea*
>>553296749no telly and it's been a good string of games
>The novice won
>>553296828spoilers
>>553296810maybe someone put on the telly? it's really not that hard
>doragiri on turn 1NOVICELADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>Online: 15>Only 1 gameQueue the fuck up.
Bunny can't become 1st even with a direct ron right?
you're jokingthere is no fucking way novicelad wins at 3 shanten against riichi
>>553296930if it's not that hard then why don't you?
>>553297085he'll do it
HE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553297115Because I'm playing, silly.3/4 in queue BY THE WAY queue up
NoviceCHAD
Saintkeks...
SAINT ORIGAMI BNUUY????????
SAINTSLAYER
How does this bunny always end up in last when I watch
NOVICEGODS!
>>553297361He is part of the storied lineage of lucklet saintsSee also the famous F2P cat
>>553297416
>>553293114>it's real
Since nobody else wants to do it, POV telly:https://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissa
>>553297361nomen omen
>73 tonpuu played>0 hanchan playedholy FUARKING chad
>>553297361I've genuinely never seen him get 1st in a single /mjg/ game, ever.Jobber saint...
>>553297416oh my god please delete flow book 1 from your harddrive nowREPO MAIDS CAN WE GET A DISCLAIMER FOR NOVICES NOT TO READ IT?
>>553297416>reading FB1 as a noviceSakurai taught you wrong, as a joke
reach a nya
>this coord
>>553297505YOu don't play hanchans till gold room.
just as LuckyJ learned from sakurai and is the strongest bot, so too did novicechad learn from sakurai and is the strongest /mjg/ger
>>553297416So fuarkin kool...
>>553297612>>553297509stop it, sakurai actually gives good advice in that book
>>553297828show one single true sentence from fb1
>>553297828
Fuk you kitaru~
>>553297416We taught him wrong, as a living joke.
>dead koushi
>living joke casually raping saints
>>553297880even the jihai discards (also, tsuchida teaches the same thing)it's not really about luck, but i rarely discard a yakuhai tile in the beginning even if i have only one, because it's good for your mentaru>discard lone haku>draw another haku next turndoesn't that make you angry? if you hoard it for one turn, the game is less frustrating in all these cases
>>553298058>discard lone 8s instead of haku on turn 1>draw 7s nextthis is actually worse
friendly doko
>>553298168yeah, it sometimes is, but if you're not oya you can sometimes make a judgment already based on the first discards
What we learned today is that Throne Room wouldn't survive a single novice.
>skip pon on yakuhai >draw it immediately after >skip chii to confirm ssk>draw it immediately after Shant brake menzen or tile shift ever
HOSHINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>newcutie ruined forever by false information
>>553284863>2 hanner thread near each otherHANNER IS INCLINING!
I was a novice when the kaguya collab happened and I raped masters and up every single day in the event meme mode. They literally had no idea how to cope with someone who pooshes kuitan every round.
>>553298436where's the room link
I got banned on /v/ now I can't post in agdq threads anymore.
>>553295007Where's joker outfit...
>>553298602what were you posting
>the newfag that desperately wants to become famous becomes famous for being retardedMmmh, pottery.
schizogods the most famous race on /mjg/
>>553298602I usually get globaled when I get banned in /v/
>noviceGODS learning from the demon himselfwe need all of his schizo books translated
SAINT ON SAINT VIOLENCE
MariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMariaMaria
>>553298436https://kokoro.pyonpyon.moe/
Let me know when there isn't a stream so I can queue.
>33That’s how old Christ was when he died. And Maria is the mother of Christ…
>>553299487There's no stream right now
>>553299487why are you afraid of the telly?
Redhag outfit rerun will be announced tomorrow.also bnnuy but nobody cares about that
I'm at work right now
>>553299505
>>553299561it's a male
>>553299607I'm the CEO of mahjong.
>>553299561Cynthia will also get another new outfit.
I'm the CEO of Luckshitting.
>>553299791Cynthia EOS will be announced in two weeks.
im horney now
Next game will be better
Next game will be worse.
Next goon will be better
I am learning a lot
I'm fine
>>553300120profound
>>553300181how
>>553300120Wait… SOUZU ISN’T BAMBOO??
I'm fish
it's been days since i've been able to bring myself to play ranked
>>553300315>he fell for the localization
>>553300315It is.Souzu is bambooPinzu is ballsManzu is squiggles
>>553300393but you've been luckshitting?
>>553300315next you're going to think manzu are cracks
>>553300470you gotta pay the piper after a lucky streak ends...
2/4 in queue, cmon burgerchads
>>553300292I've been asking myself the same questionIn 4 of these games I was 1st and got ron'd or someone just tsumo'd with really good hands at the end
Nighty night Eurokeks!
I pre ordered Pragmata
>>553300532sorry anon ive had a long year
3/4 queue QUEUE RIGHT NOW for a free game
>>553300585I pre ordered Code Vein II
>>553300682Anon it's been 9 days.
>>553300585we can't be friends anymore
>>553300734No way it’s only the 9th of January. Felt like 4 months went by what the fuck
>>553300315Pinzu are coinsSouzu are strings with said coinsManzu are just multiples of ten thousand (I imagine of coins)
>>553300720>I was a part of the reasons
>>553300734fuckhow many more are there? if its more than 20 dont even tell menadeshiko-12.png
What's the point of preordering games in 2026? It's all digital now, they're not gonna run out of stock.
>>553300585the robot is going to die at the end
>>553300861the pre order bonus tho
I'm going to die at the end
>>553300861bonuses
>>553300585>he fell for preorders>again
>>553300315anon...
>>553300830>>553301261>mahjong was a game about counting coins all alongyep, jewjong
>>553300720Since when is cunny verboten on /v/ or were it the chileans?
>>553301475Anons may have used said cunny game’s threads to surreptitiously share embedded ’p amongst each other
hard stuck at silverjust fell back to two stars...
>>553301475
>>553301643Don't worry about it, you're home.
Someone needs to dethrone the baggie, you can't let this happen to us
/bag/ won today
>>553301643I visited gold for a bit in 2024. Didn't like it, bronze is so much comfier.
>>553302213just today? more like everyday honestly
>>553302213Yeah, the being gay award.
>>553302213>>553302313/bag/gots have been winning ever since they started caring to win, it's not fair if you think about it...
I bought the wrong C4
>>553302503...which you have a nobel prize in.
>>553302213Shirokofox wonOddloop Hoshino wonSanmutsuki wonAs for Aru, she won bigly
>>553302632My nobel was in identifying gays, which is why I can say all baggots are gay.
>>553302878OH N-
Baggots jerk off to little girls and have sex with each other
>>553303067Cringe. I for one only do the former
>>553302931Unc thought this was a good reply
Personally I jerk off to obese white tiger girls.
baggots outuma in
>>553303067we're not so different after all
>>553303194why is the cat screaming?
>>553303252She found out she's 100% African
>>553303192How about both of you out?
>>553303346
Next game actually was marginally better! If we continue this trend I should break even on my 10th game
Everyone outKoito in
>>553303164she's a leopard perchance
>>553303252It saw two baggots sucking each other's dicks.
/mjg/ for the /mjg/ers
For me it's about half cup of cups, a whole uneaten xmas cake collection and a couple lolis for spice.
Can't we all just get along
>/mjg/>get alongPick one, and only one.
For me, it's girls with glassesbonus if she has freckles
>>553303713my nose
>>553303646
>>553303760this but lolis
Why does the new captcha keeps asking me to single out the different one, isn't that kinda racist?
>>553303760
>>553303713Anon, we're the first general in /mjg/ history to have a civil war. Of course we get along.
>>553302931I like this reply.
>>553303938She has to be human too
>>553303902Because coding it to pick the only one that spins clockwise in a grid that has a bunch of them spinning in various axes is too hard.
>>553304026>asakur *****
>>553304030Yeah well, she wishes so too.
ree cheetanoshi knee
>>553304030>he wouldn't a cute freckled megane alien jkfag
>>553304331>Cynthiablob: Into the Cynthiaverse
>>553304331Wow. An emote for literally every situation. Just as versatile as Ichihime's roster.
>>553304331My favorite is the one where she's in a coffin
>>553304331>Cynthia has enough edits of 1 (ONE) emote to be it's won characterTruly the most relevant new character they've released in a long time.
>>553304331Slop
Sutra of the day: The devil really will look at kino in the face and call it slop.
>>553304535The fourth and fifth ones are the exact same crying emote, except the latter has bruises in a clown color scheme
why did mila fail?
will i be kicked from /mjg/ rooms for using a bonded character
>>553304331I made two of these.
>-38 outside>I have to go check the mailGuess I'll warm up by doing some lunges and such while wearing every piece of clothing (You) own, CHANDLER.
>>553304828>implying Yostar hasn't recycled emotesIf anything, it's more true to the game.
>>553304331rollin'
>>553304331Rollin'If 0, I'm my main instead
>catbox got blocked in my country last year>suddenly unblocked and i can hear soundposts againwhat the fuck???
>>553304461Wowie, Barney the Dinosaur is on tellyvision!
>>553304903chandler is my imaginary friend, btw.>>553304878of course not, unless it's a male or a furry. even bonded baggots are tolerated.
The RISE and FALL of Mila
>>553305054where was even the rise
>>553305162Why, my penis wenis of course? Where was the rise? My penis wenis!
>>553304331How did it get out of hand so quickly...
sheentia is vt coded
>>553305162In my pants
>>553305291i can see her vagina bones
sponsored tourneyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTpIeiVMNSw
>>553305291This post was sponsored by the Red Hag Consortium TM
>>553305162this emote alone drags her to the level of the hag, it doesnt help the rest are bad too.tohsakaroko-7.png
>>553305481it makes her one of the best characters in the game?
The best emote set is your own personal set made from characters you own
I'll queue up after I finish watching my slop and eating
>>553305670I don't own any characters and I'm pirating all emotes.
I Had to Cut the Roof Off My Porsche 911...cynthia-7.png
>>553305291Real /mjg/ers won't know who this is.
>>553305758EMOTE POLICE OPEN UP
>>553305758
>>553297480Fun stream TOkek
>>553297480Thanks for the stream, TOdoomkeks on suicide watch
>>553297480>missed the part when TO when negative
>>553305705At some point, people started watching the slop instead of eating it.Would you watch something that has weekly new episodes that goes on for years? And not the 22-25 minute episodes that have 3 minutes of OP/ED and filler each.I mean 45-50 minutes per episode.
>>553306115I don't watch anime, movies, or television
>>553305401first match is starting
>>553305401>seiba and nyaggerHmm mildly soulful
>>553305758A: 10 V: 10thanks, yify!
>>553306321This is why I only watch Coalgirls.
>>553305401>hoshikawa sarai've jacked off to her quite a few times before so i'll root for her
I GOT AN AB INVITE
I fell off of private trackers after the jews killed what.cd
>>553306556Care to share with this humble Ako?
Sure you did.Actually, do they even have anything there that isn't on nyaa?I mean new stuff, not the "archived" shitreleases.
Why is listening to a girl crying while she's getting raped such music to my ears?It's actually disturbing.Mahjong.
>>553306556I've had my AB account for 12 years
>>553306007you can watch the vod, i'm sure it's very entertaininggoing negative doesn't really have that much meaning when 2nd place is 30k away anyways
I GOT AN AB PACK
>>553306460
>>553306535I've been jacking off to Machu latelyhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/135538010https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139156381https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139611053but I'm rooting for Kirame, she's probably the best player in the tourney, it would be lame if she got luckshitted on the first match
>>553306763If only you didn't miss your daisuushii ...
Invite me it.
doko?doko?doko?
>>553306883guess i should hard cope more with that point state
>TO meltyhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665912719?t=00h58m57s
>>553306846hoshikawas pulling off some crazy shit rn tho lmao
/doko/, /doko/,you can call me /doko//mjg/'s little g, /mjg/ without the m!, hiding in /vm/!Hidden secret, very few can find meHear your kokos getting filled inside me!I'm thinking doko, doko (kohkohko!)I'm thinking doko, doko (kohkohko!)I'm thinking doko, doko (kohkohko!)I'm thinking doko, doko (kohkohko!)
>>553307018my favorite parts were when he was angrily pre clicking where the confirm button shows up when soup hag won hands
>>553307027well yaguruma is pulling some shit now too
>>553307018think the 6s 6m tanki hands got me a bit more riled up >>553307209that one's more of a habit
>>553306971Diebuster was fucking trash that shit on the original, carefully dissecting every part of it to employ as cheap clapping material every 2 minutes of runtime simply to remind you what it was a sequel to because otherwise they had almost nothing in commondon't ever post it again on my general
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>>553306658There's no reason to try anymore if you didn't get in like a decade ago. If you start now you'll be spamming Deezer/Qobuz rips for at least a year on RED before you get to join anything worthwhile. It's not even a cool sekrit club it's filled with trannies, jannies, and combinations of the two. Mahjong private tracker when? We need another circlejerk
AM I IN TO???
>only have four games to get 80 pointsI don't think I have it in me
I'm inside TO's intestines walls
>>553307449First Anno slop?
>>553307554What would we share there? Logs? Mahjong-themed JAVs?
>>553305401I'm rooting for Maririn because she's an aikatsu friend. Not expecting her to win anything though.
>>553307554Make it as your A&C
>>553307697post theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLYosqRFhak
>>553306556is there even anything there left that isn't in other places? even rare ancient raws are just uploaded to nyaa nowadays
>>553307554I will upload 400 gigs of Clannad.
I'm only in AnimeTorrents
>>553307554need to be power user to download translated books
>>553307808
>>553307732the same stuff mjg talks about probably, so mostly things that have nothing to do with mahjong.
>>553306712Post a vod.
>>553307732I don't know, I could probably just upload my humble mahjong JAV collection to the repo. SDMU-939 has a whole mahjong game in it.
>>553306658Join telegram groups, they have everything trackers have and you aren't required to take part in communities of jannie'd troons.
>>553307969an eop problem
>>553307732
>>553307798grok, code me a mahjong private tracker
I have two nyaa accounts.
>>553308012nah I'm fine with my 15+ year old iptorrents account for the one time a year I need to pirate some software
>>553307946Why you would even bother keeping that account around is beyond me.
godbless nyaa for existing and not being gay nonsense
>>553308148what does that mean
ADD MY LAST GAME IN TO
>>553308148cutoff is ~140?im ngmi
>>553298602
>>553308163Almost all the completed anime are a freeleech that downloads way faster compared to Nyaa so if I'm impatient I'll just download through there
>>553308278retarded negroid anons are getting farmed to -80 and you are missing their games
I permaseed all of my Nyaa torrents on a client that autobans Chinese IPs
>>553308148who is the master statistician making these?
>>553308148After my games I am genuinely amazed the novice is only -150. I think I dealt in to almost every single hand in there, even when I was trying to fold.
>>553308148>some people already over 200 with minimum amount of gamesCollusion..
>>553308276i'm in bed and your game isn't meaningful enough to get me out of it now sorryi'll do it once i wake up
>>553308413Ameritard and bigoted, genuine concerns or just random circumstances?
>baggot 334 pointssanmagods...
>>553308168thisthe best part is chinks infinitely seeding some gems hidden on sukebei (they don't show up as seeds for some reason, but you can get a lot of ancient visual novels there)
>>553305401Patachi is getting fucked
only luckshitters are online do not queue
>>553308550Most use Xunlei and other software that abuses the Bittorrent protocol, so I just autoban them. It's more honorable to just hit and run.
>>553308783Understandable
>>553305401which nijislut should i pump to?
Hanner's haipais are so shit it's hard to watch
>>553308857Luis Cammy if you like titsElu if you like elves
>>553308857Patachi is getting fucked currently
>>553307994https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMWQAenId_c
I don't feel like playing more games to qualify, even if the rules give me a massive edge...Why do I dislike mahjong so much...
>>553308989how does notips give you an edge?
>>553308857not Kirame, she's my mahjong oshi for over 3 years.
>>553309059I've been playing without crutches and training wheels for years and I know you anons are all retards that hardly pay attention to what you are discarding or what is being discarded.
>>553308686They don't show as seeds if they are using superseed. Which you're supposed to do when initially seeding, or if you're the only seed, IIRC.
>>553308783I think I'll do that too. What's the easiest way on qbitortent?
>>553308857RyushenIt’s been like five years since I last watched vtuber dunno any newgirl
I am the reigning 4 han minimum, open hands, blitz no tips champion though
>>553309358maybe that's the case thennevertheless, it's always worth to try, even if the torrent appears "dead"
>>553309534So you're a luck shitter?
>>553309534Post a room and I will literally fucking kill you.
>>553309534make a tourney then
>>553309720can you even do open hands for tournaments
>>553309398>Ryushen>girl
>>553306658I'll invite you to ptp and btn when you reach saint anon.
>>553309392qBittorrent Enhanced Edition
>>553309829my ptp account got disabled for inactivity like 14 years ago
>>553309775can't you? i thought it's along with other options, though i never fiddled with it
Wait wtf, socc*lta is almost celestial.
A tourney where your total seeded GB is added to your qualifying points
I have 2tb on iptorrents
My most used tracker is probably Sukebei
>>553309948>GBi'm gonna be mogging you hard
>>553309893That's a shame, I find it a very useful site.cynthia-7.png
>>553310063I don't watch film anymore really, last movie I saw in theaters was inception
>anon is 2-3 games away from celestialTaking bets in long it'll take to get it.
>>553309946fucker isn't streaming
what the fuck do you discard here..go for riichi pinfu?? cut a ryanmen to haku pon ten??? 5m?what if it was east 1 25k???
another American Celestial. EU-keks on suicide watch
>>553310242haku
>>553310242your kami is going to daiminkan everything so I would fold from haipai
>>553310242it's a very standard haku haku discard here
>>553310045
>>553310242its always haku here yegetting rid of one of your toimens doesnt put your further back from tenpai, and getting rid of haku enables you for pinfu tanyo
I wish I could get rid of a toimen
>>553310458I know a perfect game for you
>>553310419*toitsu woops
>>553310458you can queue up sanma any time
Crow recommends cutting haku haku Yet I read this fucking retarded website https://natsuai.com/mahjong/digital/chapter-1-10/ and always have doubts, i wish i could unread this shit like the 'late game riichi is worth 2 han' lmao NO you always dama for the tenpai payments at the last 4 turns if you look at the mortal bot>>553310242
>>553310593>NO you always dama for the tenpai payments at the last 4 turns but your riichi makes them fold
crow also riichi'd on a hatsu wait with 0 tiles left
>>553310627literally never happens ur just throwing your stick away
trvst the crQw
sakurai would keep the hakusflow book 1, chapter 1.6
>>553310753how about u screenshot it
>>553310776do what?
Flow book is about writing up whatever came up to you in a dream and saying Sakurai said itkujouriu-12.png
fb1 is actually about boosting your mentaru, not mahjong techniques
>>553310242Haku feels like it's value isn't worth it even if you get a sanshoku
Honestly, Tsuchida is right about flow.I can tell around 13pm of the day if it's a lucky day or an unlucky day, and it's almost always true in mahjong as well, and in other games games.And if I'm lucky at mahjong I'll be lucky at gachas and the opposite is true.It's weird because it feels like I really have nothing to do with the decision, it's either a good day or a bad day, and it's retarded that my life has to be like that, what did I do?Fuck you Tsuchida.
Consumed 3 whoppers, got 3 more
>>553310974>>553310930>>553310884
>>553310285
>>553311069This is so deep and profound, almost like my asshole after following this advice.
>>553311069>invisible sandoko
sanshoku doko is a myth
URGE TO RAPERISING
>>553310285EUkeks can't even compete, they got kicked out of the venue for wearing sunglasses
>>553308857Kana Sukoya
>>553311065I just ate a whole Costco grilled chicken by myself in one sitting. I can feel my urge to desuwa rising
come back so I can pretend to queue
i'm gonna fill the lobby with my alts so you won't know how many queuers are there
I have 3 accounts sitting in the lobby.
>turning our beloved /mjg/ into a low trust general againBravo burger keks, bravo.
>>553310153that's like 8-9 wins in a row anon
>no celestial rank up stream
>>553311586You are rightI'm sleepy and I've read 8k instead of 7k
>>553310172I've learned my lesson. Every time I stream while on a good streak I immediately get 4thsAlso not that close to rank up, I will stream if I get there
asapin is kind of cringekino if you think about it
>check asacringe's twitter >he's playing SanmaI renounce my Steve main status
>>553311949I'd still like to watch your games
>>553312043watch the logs on amae then
I still can't taste anything. My sense of taste has been gone for the last couple days and I can't enjoy a pizza without it.
It's over, pinpinbros
>>553312110you got covid again
>>553312042>best yonma player in the world>down for a casual game or two of sanma occasionally when he isn't playing rankedI see no problem with this, it's like playing Asura or the other meme modes
>>553312087not just the games but the thought process during them and the log reviews
>>553312042I'll never understand what yonmakeks have against sanma.It's real mahjong that all japs love, and if anything it's even more connected to the root of luckshitting, which yonmakeks tend to forget about.
sanma is junk food, it makes you fat and weak
>>553312269It's like aram vs a regular pub.
>>553312323Then why is the sanmabaggot at the top of the tryhard yonma mahjong tourney?
>>553312380variance
>>553312258>best yonma player in the world
There's suddenly mahjong references in the nipponese variety program I'm watching...
>baggot newniggers trying to change thread culture
>>553312110stop smoking
>>553312424Then explain Ericonator.
if sanma is so much better, why isn't there a niima?
>>553312642bad post
>>553312657navi mogs him
>>553312662that's just chessno one likes chess
>>553312662there is, that's every 80s mahjong arcade game
>>553312662Minefield or the one that they played in Ten, but neither are "true" mahjong just like sanma.
Yagi JEWi
>>553312662there is, and it usually has naked girls, so it's infinitely better
>>553312792i hate the fact this minefield "mahjong" thing got so popular among retards that people give it as an example of two-player mahjong
>>553312662start playing the best version of mahjong ever madehttps://archive.org/details/arcade_hypreac2
>>553312953It's fun when you're playing with a friend. Kaiji is also a good series and 17 Steps in particular is one of the stronger arcs.
they play a futari mahjong in shin janki 10
>futanari mahjong
>>553312970Don't, Lia cries when you defeat her in that game
>>553312642good postwhitefoxwithsparkleinhereye.png
>>553313101shin janki 2 also
My room is so cold, 23F(-5) outside, and I wish I had a central AC..
no arcade maajan girl is as good as hikaru though
>>553313371>pink>good
I stuck a mahjong tile up my nose.
We love pinks here
pinkgood
>>553313259yeah, you're righti like how they put the discards in front of each other
>>553313476
I wish I had a cake femcel knight mahjong gf...
>>553313476stinkgood
Pinks are niggers.>amaekoromo-6.png
>online: 3>but there's a game going onuh oh rage quit
It's Saturday night! Let's all drink together and enjoy some tanoshii!1/4 waiting for YOU my friends!https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=29722brb getting another beer
>>553313624I love stinky girls.Licking their sweat off their armpits, sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffing it all up.Getting all those sweet sweet pheromones inside my nose.
I don't drink
>>553313665I'm downloading your VN
>>553313813me too, there's a bottle of bourbon and also whiskey since the last new year's present i've got
>>553313665Full!
>>553313371did they ever make a stripjong with little girls?mikamichiori-12.png
>>553313954I'm gonna make one but I need the references. Won't you help me out, Chiori-chan?washizuiwao-1.png
>>553313903Thanks anon It's shit though I can't recommend you actually do that
>>553314029bad meme
>>553313813what about water
>>553314029good meme
>>553313665this is why I don't queue burger hours
>shaved>took a dump>cut my hair>showered>clipped my fingernails>clipped my toenails>cleaned my roomi feel so fresh
>>553314076I like the premise of a mage that hates magic, desu
>>553314217A new anon for a new day
>>553314217That's what I did last Saturday! What a great way to start the new year.
>>553314217>cleaned my roomhow can you feel fresh after doing that
>>553314323you can't feel relaxed when sitting next to garbage, can you anon?
>>553313665I have to ask, do you think Homura's actions were justified enough that she had to rewrite the entire universe just to make a safe haven for Madoka even though Madoka herself just wanted to get rid of the magical girls-witch cycle by becoming a pseudo-god? Do you think they would reconcile and have a mutual settlement or would it be like someone will have the last word at the end of the movie?
>>553314606Was it tasty?
steves really have the worst emote edits in the game huh?
>>553314726h*nn*h exists
>>553314726Give them a break, all Stevekeks are autistic.
I love my cringe girlfriend's emote edits
>>553314771Oh yeah I forgot about the furshit
What is wrong with St*vetards?
I like Steve
I don't.
Do we need another Steve Council to combat the falseflaggers?
Eve is so cool...
>>553313665ggIt doesn't hurt
>>553313954there is one in >>553312970
>>553313665gg
Should I play Pathologic 3?
>>553315272This post was brought to you by Steve gang
>>553315272Thanks, this is helpful lore.
>>553315579how can you not know all that
My fuarking hero
>>553313665Thanks for playing good game!If this post ends in a zero I will spam porn until the mods ban me. >>553314604I think that Homura's actions go beyond human rationality. She's more like an animal acting on its instincts. Saving Madoka is just what she *does*It is her inevitable karmic destiny. I think the movie will end in some sort of horrible catatrophe though. Likely with her death. I would prefer it end with her scissoring Madoka however.
>>553315579someone post the rest of the /mjg/ classics for this anon
>>553315607Haruna posters tend to be extremely subtle
>>553315672Rerolling for you.
>>553315607I got here like a week ago, which is enough to know half of it but not the other.
>>553313595What's this from?
>>553315679this and the other saki picture are extremely reddit thoubeit
>>553315829You should come to the next IRL meetup newcutie. We can play some mahjong together.
>>553315907PARA PARA
>>55331359533-year-old single female knight captainBy Amahara, the same author of Ishuzoku Reviewers
>>553315956Oh so THIS is why someone thought I was a smurf
>>553316070>>553316070>>553316070
>>553316102dumb nigger
>page 6
>>553315272>no xenia-12 mentioned>no kana>no meido>no yagooey>no gyaru>no sheep>no hibikek>no illya/AIhag>no clownWho made this? Get back in the mines and expand it.
>>553315912A lot of old board culture stuff looks like present-day reddit because they copied us like a little brother.
>>553316340>little brothers are retarded>little sisters are sexwhy is the world like that
>>553316334I made it. Its not an exhaustive list. I just included the more common posters, and its from a couple months ago so the shitposting meta has shifted.
>>553316460How do you leave out adeptchads~ in an infographic only useful for newcuties
>>553316334>>553316460>>553316548>asking for old meta to be added to the picture when it's outdated boomer niggery
>>553295007JANE NEXT
I'm not in any animal rights/welfare watch list
>>553316548At the time, adeptchad~ posting wasn't prevalent due to a lack of new players. We've had a recent influx so adeptchad posting has resurfaced.
>>553316460were you also behind the ""iceberg""
>>553316619>notyet
>>553316776The only post I can take responsibility for is the yagooey ritualpost.
>>553316460Lurk 2 more years before making an abhorrent list like that
>>553317118Ya got me. They're actually all just posts that I make regularly.
>>553307018how did he even get to saint with such shit mentaru?
>>553318120You think that's bad mentaru? That's like a 3 on my meltdown scale.
>>553318658what would a 10 look like?
>>553318120i'm just whining for the sake of it, it's not really a big dealjust don't tilt/give up
>>553318712Telling him to kill himself, his family to get cancer and die, to curse his descendants, to invent new curses that didn't exist, punch a nearby wall/table, curse the day you picked up mahjong, with several mentions of how it favors luckshitters and there's no skill involved, and promise yourself you'll never play it again.10 minutes of that, then queue again.
>>553320231
>>553318712
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