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Phylactery earth shaker
>I cannot watch any top 300 immortal replays as a new player unless they're in pro sceneHow the fuck am I supposed to learn the tricks of some hero or improve greatly at the game, info on dota is so scarce. For some reason Youtube alghoritm is so shit for this game so the videos I actually wanna see are 40 videos deep.
phylactery marci
>Retard sniper goes Phylactery spellcaster build instead of physical Fucking hate this item
tinker doesnt seem like a very good hero for winning games, his high ground game is immaculate but i should probably play heroes that are good before you get pushed and lose 6 towersits fun tho
>>553326425you dont need to learn from the top 0.5%
>>553326425>How the fuck am I supposed to learn the tricks of some hero or improve greatly at the gameMason "Weaver" Venne streams on twitch daily in the evenings EST
dendi.
>>553327775what happened? did he finally get drafted?
>>553327729Not a carry player tho.>>553327625There's a few Youtube channels that I like (low immortal), but I watch other people in his games and they're so dogshit, I guess I should watch Dendi, he's autismo but he's nice.
>>553327964>but I watch other people in his gamesMason's.
>>553327964>Not a carry player tho.that is okay he has excellent personalized advice for every role
>>553326425>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7RyXfkmiP8Watch this and you're already a better player.
>>553325257WTF anons I took the unrankedpill, and it's actually fun wtfno smurfs, free food, 1-2 high mmr players in your team, kino
>>553328063I watch you anyways Mason dw.
its time to make black hole like a 100 second cooldownlike 60% of heroes can hold you in a spot for 4 seconds now and do about 500 damage without needing to channel it at melee range
dead game
>>553328531Unranked has hidden mmr
>>553328341I watched them all and I regret not playing this game 10 years ago now almost everyone is unfunny, doesn't speak English and/or doesn't use the mic.
dendi pudge.
>>553327045changed my name to "4200 gold for a 1.2 second stun" and they stopped picking him
>start of match, I goof around with the frostivus abilities>veno 4 is deep into their jungle alone>we take runes and he dies >starts flaming me specifically because I'm a christian pig that ruins matchmaking by playing infidel minigame and should play mario>at level 2, he learns the ward and feeds the enemy gold with it>he goes afk jungle for the rest of the game, spam pinging his level against everyone else because he's overleveled compared to most other players>buys out wards and feeds themonly constant btw
what are some good am builds?battlefury manta and what else?don't say basher I'm not buying an rng item fuck you
>>553330330butterfly abyssal
>>553330330Desolator.
>>553330330mom diffusal
>>553330330Vanguard e blade dagon
>>553325257Marci thread. Marci general.Marci board. Marci website.
Anons, how do I learn to play winter wyvern? I'm a newfagI played her, and I feel like I legit griefed my own team half the timeI just seem to ult at very unfortunate times, but I can't not ult at all, can I?whenever I ulted, the team would whine that they're not dealing damage, and I remember actually saving an enemy hero oncewhen do I ult? After the big targets die? But all enemy heroes are hereshould I wait for my team to cast their shit, then ult?
i love playing pudge so much. gank double kill gank again another double kill hook every retard that can't position kill
>>553332460use the watch tab and observe >I can't not ult at all, can I?not everything needs a reaction
>>553332460Really, dont play ww with randoms
8am on a saturday. good time to queue east coast? what kinds of ppl will i get matched with?
>>553330330mjollnir and butterfly battlefury is fucking ass
Who kicked me from the vg channel i had to join in manually wtf is your problem man?
What is the point of this item, it's even fucking lvl 2. To jump over a cliff?
How do I play nightstalker? I suck at him. What does he do? Gank at night?
>>553333948stalk at night
sex with female heroes
when are they going to fix marci and her abilities not costing any mana and dealing so much damage?I'm a marci nigger myself and honestly I can just spam her abilities non stop and deal a shitton of damage while barely even using up any mana at all, it's the most retarded braindead OP hero in the game right now but don't tell anyone I told you this
>>553335919lolwhat
>>553329157pre thirdietide dota truly was the longest running, best and comfiest gaming experiences i ever had, and likely ever will have
Why is my map like this
>get matched against people with thousands of matches>go 3-18wow who could have seen that coming lol haha
>>553337237its a beta
Russians hate rtz because he's hitlerpilled so next time you see rtz hate coded language itt you'll know who it is
Low priority isn't much of a punishment when the quality of players somehow improves in LPQ as opposed to normal queueI'd happily get sent back repeatedly if it wasn't for the stupid time ban before you get sent there
that's enough knowing, I think
>>553337237Turn off wireframe mode
>>553338049It's not in the settings
>>553338031Divine 2 is when coffee becomes good for you.
Why can't i get any better did i reach my ceiling?
guys, is there enough time to finish the events? when do they end?
if slark is bad why do i keep winning checkmate libtards
>>553338610I had a lot of fun fiving yesterday morning but this feeding fp pudge ld rusdog combo is full of regret
>>553337013her skills are too good for the low mana costeither she has too much mana or her skills use too little mana, it's imba and I can instantly win any lane by spamming her skills that deal damage
>>553339452Send your inventory to Israel to own the libshits
>>553339530i mean, it sounds like your opponents don't know how to counter you
Can i play spectre now? Is that dogshit ability shadow step finally gone?
If I purchase something like Assault CuirassIs its aura effect actually felt by my teammates like Outworld Destroyer?
>>553339939she is legitimately broken, though. She needs a nerf pretty bad, if you played her enough you'd realize this as well. Low mana cost for a lot of damage that can be spammed at a low cooldown is kinda stupid. You can just jump on the enemy with rebound and dispose them while auto attacking them and they can't do jack shit about it. Unless you're actively getting counter picked you're winning the lane no matter what.
>>553340206>Is its aura effect actually felt by my teammatesyeah that's what an aura is>like Outworld Destroyer?what do you mean "like OD", OD doesn't have aura, yeah OD benefits from auras, same as any other hero.
necro should have a level 25 talent to make ghost shroud undispellable
>>553340392Might've worded it weirdly, what I meant is if Assault Cuirass a good purchase while there's Outworld Destroyer on my teamHe does chunky auto-attacks from what I've seen so I thought it was good choice
>>553340276she already got nerfed in 7.40
why are there so many new people playing dota 2, a game that gets no patches? sometimes it seems the less valve touches the game the more popular it becomes
>>553340523I mean, its not awfulyou generally purchase AC for the armor, both the armor bonus and -armor.the attack speed is nice for yourself but its usually not the major benefit, OD likes it, and I am sure he likes the +armor but I wouldn't go out of my way to get it just because you have an OD on your team.the -5 armor (deso is -6) is basically a deso for just being near you, works on buildings too (both auras) so its very good for helping you take base and making your base harder to take.
>>553340712New players don't care about the frequency of patches
>>553340712I stopped thinking about the why and just say welcome to dota 2, you're dogshit
well, since we got no event last year, this year for sure we'll get a big event like crownfall so the new kids will understand why valve is as good as they are
>>553340712well, what the fuck am i supposed to do? invent a time machine and go back in time 14 years to play it? retard weirdo faggot moron dumbass. fuck you.
>14 yearsthis game is 19 years old, akshually
>>553340712There was just a patch
marci is lore-wise the strongest and overall most lovable dota character so it makes sense shes also the most OP and most picked
>>553341771facts. true! true, actually. thats ACTUALLY true
holy fuck anons, anyone else actually enjoying quartero's shit? he doesn't feel reddit to me at allthe whole genie thing is sending my FLYINGthe voice actor is legitimately good
>>553342508clearly a shill quarterios whatever is fucking gay and this game is dead
>>553342508I just skip the dialogue bullshit to get my item really
>>553343348I only have Pudge in there
I want to have sex but instead I just play dota 2 all day long
>we are 40 kills to 20 kills on enemy>enemy are down to T3 towers>instead of grouping as 5 and pushing out the game while we have a huge lead everybody does the usual split up and get repeatedly ganked solo by the enemy who are now five manning everywhere>enemy predictably get fed on comeback gold and claw back the game because the dipshits on my team refuse to learn from their mistakesbusiness as usual
Warlock pickers always max out soup and spam it on lane rather than bonds & heal. Dumb shits
Buff Hoodwink
>>553343724with marci i can do both
where do I find the stickers? I like lina's bimbo lips & huge hands
What did they mean by this
>horrendous team throwing a massive lead against the enemy by afk farming solo and getting repeatedly ganked>chain feeding into enemy team and initiating outnumbered fights and dying for no reason>trying to defend T1 and 2 towers outnumbered at 40 minutes into the game>enemy now fed on comeback gold from all the retards on my team>enemy try to throw the game by trying to rat ancient, burn three buybacks and both their cores are dead with no buyback>enemy mid is already open>signal to team to go as five and push out the game with the only chance left>they all just go back to their usual NPC routines and every single one of them splits up to go to a different sidelane or jungle and farm>entire enemy respawn timer is wasted>proceed to lose the game afterwardsI don't know why I even bother
Dota 2 PowerPoints here, thank you for your continued support!
>>553343676that doesn't work - you need four heroes
>>553344872it's like medusa's split shot but it's only one extra attackbasically you attack 2 targets with searing arrows on
I always wondered if that always grateful d2ppt anon is the real d2ppt fag.I really hope not.
How's GGreaves on Dawnbreaker? Imagine all the heal she has with the Solar Guardian.
https://www.twitch.tv/arteezy
If you're playing Legion against Abaddon you can buy Khanda to completely counter him, he can't ult during duel (granted you kill him during the 4 seconds).
>>553346797Based
>>553346797abaddon floyd be like: commandah, i cant ult
>>553333940>Blink Dagger is a 2250 gold item that gets disabled for 3 seconds that does nothing but provide mobility>Ringmaster's most useful trinket from his innate on the good facet does the same thing with a little stink cloud but is one use only and not disabled by damage>Shitters will whine that this neutral exists regardless despite not being mutually exclusive to these two powerful abilities.Anon...Gamer...
>>553330330>Don't say basherOkay, I won't say an item that gives health, damage, and upgrades into guaranteed lockdown. Idiot.
>>553346797khanda also obliterates slark for many of the same reasons
>open gorgc's stream>he's crying about how DK is op>mfw
Why does literally nobody ever buy scythe anymore? Like, I have played over 20 games now and nobody has, under any circumstance, ever bought scythe of vyse not even once. It used to be the go-to item for supports but now literally nobody ever buys it anymore, what the flying fuck happened?
>got two reports in one match in 15 games for fuck knows what>14 of 15 games had zero reports>-300BSGreat system valve
>>553348558Stop being toxic, chud.
>>553348556in my last game the enemy team had 3 sheepsticks and my team had 1
>>553348761I've been a model dota player, chud.
>>553348816I guess that's why you got reported, chud
>>553348916How new are you, chud.
>>553348969I started using 4chan in 2016. Respect your elders, chud.
>>553349063>2016Fresh out of daddies balls, chud.
>>553348916>thinking people don't just report for the sake of itloli instantly report anyone who does anything that annoys me slightlyvery common for me to have reported the whole team for comms+griefing
>>553349347false reports dont do anything
>>553350643Neither to true reports
>>5533488162 separate people thought otherwiseyou were overruled
why is female loki so curvy anywayi would have expected her to be a sticc since loki is a sticc
>>553351017wrong general
>>553351017sex with sif
>>553346570sounds like a great idea if you rush greaves you can still have a good aghs timing
What are we thinking about Siler Edge Spirit Wolves Lycan? Insane oneshot potential.
the side lanes have too much stuff to think about. meanwhile in the mid lane i just run at the other guy.
sooo what are you doing for battlecup..........
>>553352120I have never played a battlecup and never will, it's completely uninteresting to me
>>553352120i'd love to but i got no friends who play dota and i'm a shitter
>>553348556hmm i feel like there are good options for cheap (solar, glimmer, lotus orb, force, ...) so sups get those early game. late game, sups feel like they should contribute more and become a "core", which generally involves getting aghs, dagger, bkb, octarine, heart, or some other big items.
>>553353394I'm basic like that
dogshit weekend dotayeah i'll take the break
>be new>game is clearly capable of having me wait a few extra minutes to find 9 other newniggers to queue me with>except sometimes it instead randomly decides to throw me to the dogs and match me against people with thousands of wins who've been playing since 2012am i meant to just be food for people who are having a bad day in the Ranked mode?
>>553354124Look at it from the opposite side: You've been playing for 10+ years, thousands of games and the game decides that you're so dogshit that a new player is a worth opponent,
>>553354354yeah, i mean of course i've thought about that too.... how is that any fun for anyone involved? wtf is wrong with the match maker
>>553354124welcome to engagement based matchmakingyou are literally being used as food to keep those guys happy and prevent them from uninstalling the game
>>553335919MARCI IS NUDOTA INCARNATE AND IS INCREDIBLY BROKENITIS BEYOND FUNNY
>>553355942You're right. It is hilarious.
>>553354124People sperg out if their queue is too long so the coordinator just throws a game together without any care for player skill/playtime
Leaguechads are laughing at us...
I've played Dota for 14+ years and I still don't really understand how tower aggro works, it's an enigma. Sometimes it decides to fuck you up and sometimes you can attack the guy for 10 seconds under tower and it just chills attacking creeps.
>come back from a hiatus, excited to get back to it>my offlane feeds jugg 4 kills in 7 minutesoh
>>553347262YES WE ALL KNOW CARNY CLASSICS IS VERY OP
>>553357873don't care, unicycle is more fun
>>553357335what this to get some mechanics in mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcg3VVuPsXsyou probably got tower aggro on cooldown if a tower didnt switch to attack you, this can happen accidentally but you can abuse iti saw a video about it long ago, ill try to find it again
>>553350643keep telling yourself that sweetieautomated system
I'm at 10.6k behavior and it feels i've been put in a different pool than when I was at 10.7k and upwardsmore russians typing, more griefers It's like i got kicked out of the civilized club and put in timeout
>>553358489Creep aggro I understand and abuse, but tower aggro makes no sense to me for some reason. I just saw Arteezy attack the enemy Axe under tower for like 5 seconds before the tower decided to target him.
>>553359602it's probably just bad luck, the shitpool only starts at some point between 8 and 9k behavior score
i dont belong in ancienti am so much moredivine here i come
No Dota 2 Matchmaker, I shan't accept a QUALITY 1 (QUESTIONABLE) match.
>>553360719How do you win with darkseerany tips and builds
>>553343348
>>553359718towers have a smaller "protection" circle, if an enemy hero is outside that circle and you attack him, the tower will not attack you if it has other targets too shoot
>>553359602Anyone who's half civilized is perma 12k score or at most will drop to 11k from rage tilting a couple games or an unlucky abandon (then they just climb back to 12k right away). So yeah, anything below 11k means you are in the toxic pool
>>553358228REDDIT ANIME POSTER, UNICYCLE IS A CARNY CLASSIC
>>553361609You're retarded
>>553359718Towers only aggro on auto-attacks, not spells.So if you're just blasting him with nukes, the tower won't care.And if you manually cast "orbs" like Silencer Glaives or like Huskar Spears, it won't care either because to the tower, you're just casting spells.On the flipside, if you turn auto-cast on the orb and then right-click the enemy hero it counts as attacking so you aggro the tower so you have to do it manually if you want to avoid tower aggro.
>>553343348clinkz, because having to lane against a 1.5k health ranged hero that deletes buildings in less than a secondAM so my teammates don't pick itTinker because fuck that heroNecro so my retarded teammates don't pick it and "rush" a 25 min radiance into boots of travel
>>553362182>"orbs" like Silencer Glaives or like Huskar Spearswhat the hell are orbs what does that even mean
>>553362182WAIT I THOUGHT ORB PULLS AGGRO OR IS THAT ONLY FOR CREEPS?
>>553359718yeah towers also have the aggro range similar to creep aggro range https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_3SwnPkhDAyou can easily attack an enemy if you are outside that range and creeps and attacking the tower. if the creeps are walking, you attacking the hero will be higher priority. you have to time your attack with the creep attack an enemy (and the creep has to be closer to get the aggro)also, dont forget that if you have auto-attack on after spells (and items), when you use a spell that has 0 backswing and when you use items on enemies, your hero will immediately issue an attack if in range, so the tower might switch aggro to you if you are close (normally items or spells dont aggro towers). so use shift queue to move after the spell/item
Here is a video and theory about buying magic wand every game and why you should or shouldn't do it:https://youtu.be/KqC9H64Sps0it's very short and simple
>teammates draft garbage like mid PA wtf>guess this is a loss>I'll just pick some random shit I never play for the atlas>pos 1 Puck it is>game gives me a voucher contract for enemy Clinkz>fuuuuuuck>work my ass off to not lose lane because I have no clue what I'm doing on this guy>teammates are awesome, never complain once, and just destroy the enemy team for me while I farm>midgame, act as bait because I'm doing fuckall otherwise, press my buttons, then run away while teammates punish the enemy team for trying>repeat like 10x times>win>get my voucher>teammates all commend meThat was the most undeserved win. I feel bad.I think I'll punish myself by going outside and touching grass instead of playing Dota.
>>553362821https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Attack_Modifier>>553362926https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Lane_Creeps#BehaviorManually casted orbs won't pull creep aggro.
>>553362821"orb" is dota1 boomerspeak for attack modifier abilities
>>553363901>>553363965oh so like drow ranger frost arrows?thats a weird term. wait let me guess, it comes from warcraft 3's Orb of Fire or something?
whats the np meta these days
>Come back to dota in a shit tier rank>Every game side lanes will bitch and moan to mid for ganksWtf, why is it mid that should gank the lanes rather than the support that should rotate to mid? Why do these faggots cry when I keep my mid opponent entirely busy and underfarmed?
>>553364216idk i never touched WC3, dota 2 has existed for much longer than dota 1 was relevant but people still use boomerisms like calling ancients thrones
>>553364352Urn/Vessel -> Boots -> MjollnirThen you show up to every fight or people bitch and moan about how you're not helping them.
>>553364216Yeah, WC3 engine only allowed 1 orb to affect a hero, so plenty of attack modifiers would not stack, or stack imperfectly.
>>553360860first of all, try to pick it with a melee 4 or a carry melee, otherwise dont because dark seer cant play alone let alone be the one in frontsecond, there are two lanes: one where you can spam ion shell (melee carry) and one that doesnt (range carry, wave cleaners or dispel) so dont just spam ion shell just because on the laneI like getting soul ring and GG firstif you have a melee carry, use ion shell/surge on him over you and get a dagger to be in positionPipe/lotus depending on what you need, ive seen people get crimson guard over GG and it worked really well against usScepter is a must eventually after your core
>>553364496>why should the highest leveled hero in the game with mobility placed right between the other two lanes not gankLet me guess, you pick some dogshit mid without any mobility and expect to sit afk in mid for 20 minutes
>>553364558You'll never stop me from calling LS "Naix", SS "rhasta" or Nature's prophet "furion".
>>553364935basedshadowblade my ass, that shit is called lotharmuh sheepstick, that shit is called guinso
>>553364935>LS "Naix", SS "rhasta"that's actually their names in dota 2 though, only furion is an outdated name
>someone on team steals the creep camp I was killingI am now afk jungling all match
>lose a game>feel the need to immediately queue again>win a game>feel satisfied and don't queue for hoursi'm on vacation and i really have nothing else to do, i should be play dota nonstop but i just feel satisfied after a wini can't play more than like 5 or 6 games a day because of this, i could be playing 10+
>>553348558literally the same here, but for some reason I only lost 100 BS14 clean matches, 1 match where I got 2 reports (legitimately don't know why, they were probably mad I played bad or something = -100 BS24 commends in this period
>>553365804theres no reason to play dota except if u feel like itthis game is good for 1 thing and thats for effortlessly vanishing whatever time you have left on this earth
Just picked Muerta for the first time ever in a ranked game
Is Helm of Dominator good item for Warlock if they have a Techies?
just let me collect my item thanks
>team drafts the worst fucking team ive ever seen in my life>the game is my fault because... it just was ok>game quality declinesthere is literally nothing about the behaviour system that works
>>553369162i dont get why the useless yapper has more acting effort than a hero like kez
>>553369360>worst fucking team ive ever seenwhat was the lineup
>useless bitch PA spends the first 30 minutes of the game afk jungling>never leaves jungle even once>despite the rest of the team having a 30 kill lead whilst she sits doing absolutely fucking nothing even though we could end the gameThanks for dragging the game on for another 15 minutes for no reason you stupid fucking cunt
>>553369982Kez is the mandatory yearly project devs do because the playerbase expects itCuartero's curios is a passion project by the devs to tell the player base how much they despise them for being bitches whining about free shit
>>553343348Mine's 3 smurfnigger heroes + my hero's biggest counter
I swear every Lion mid picker is a fucking scripter or something. it's a booster hero in the same vein as brood, arc warden and the likes
>>553371142but we removed old tinker, so we are free from scripters :)
there's an old friend of mine that i haven't talked to in a long time that literally only plays turbo games and he gets sent to low priority after every 10 or so turbo gamesi think it's because he's bad and people report him in turbo or maybe he griefs the games, idk, but it's an interesting case studyhe's playing single draft right nowno idea how his account isn't banned yet
>>553371428It's definitely because he is bad.I report every shitter I play with.Mandatory comms+grief report wombo combo.
>>553371571what if they're new
>>553371680I'm not a bigot.I don't discriminate between shitters.A shitter is a shitter and I report equally.
>Grubby still goes back to hots from time to time but never dotaBros...
>>553372239goodgame was unplayable when he was in my ancient bracket
lmao
>piece of shit axe decides because he was dogshit and lost his lane he'll come and steal the jungle camps I'm in the middle of killingYup, that's a report and afk jungle until we lose.
>close fight, likely the last one>a-clicked onto their carry for 5 full seconds, we're both nearly dead but i all but guarantee the kill with satanic>proc ic>fuckass techies eblades their guy so he can deal 80 extra damage>i get no lifesteal>lose almost immediately afterthere needs to be a "lowest priority" mode for people like him with 9 ai bots trained on this sort of spiteful game-ruining shit
do people still ban tinker? yikes
95% of people in this game are actual NPCs
>>553376363Lol are you sure you aren't apart of that percentage
>>553376540I see you made a typo.I accept your concession, NPC.
>>553371428>>553371571nevermind i checked his dotabuff and he literally just abandons when he's boredincredibly basedstill no idea how he isn't banned tho his BS must be like 4k
>>553377108Woah.Based.
any drawfags left?
>>553379164psg and thread bully scared them all away :(
>>553379601whats the deal with thread bully anyway
sex with hoodwink
finally the weekendtime to lose some mmr
>>553380385he's just mean and sad :(
the way he got bursted down is still unreal to mehad to go see it in post game replay, looks bugged but I guess the last instance is just a singular crit? fucking kek
>>553379164im hoping to finish something within a couple weeks
>>553381169>ns with echo sabrelmao and pls dont try to make me understand that buying harpoon is worth it. all you need is blink. you have a slow
>play ranked>go dazzle>have AM in lane>win lane>feed AM a good few kills>keep them in lane all game>proceed to lose the game because the AM spends the next 40 minutes AFK jungling and never leaves to push lanes or join fights>ignores enemy five man deathballing towers>by the time AM tries to leave jungle at minute 45 it doesn't matter because the enemy PA and nightstalker faceroll the useless cunt 1 v 1 because they are just as fed and built while we also have no towers and barracksJokes on me for playing support
So basically phylactery is so broken, you buy it on every single hero that wants HP regen and has a single target spell?
marci giveth you beatings
>>553382207you only have yourself to blame for picking a support that doesn't scale.Old New Dazzle would've been fine, but New New Dazzle just can't scale anymore and is a bad hero.
>bane ranked>nobody on team tries to get bounty runes>already know what I'm in for>troll feeds mid then afk jungles>PA in my lane is an actual retard>PA plays like shit and keeps ruining my nightmares>PA starts to intentionally feed later after they were already unintentionally feeding>game is over in about 25 minutesI just want to fucking play support holy shitWhat is wrong with these braindead animalsThe only games I win are where I play a hardcarry and carry the absolute shitters on my team
>>553386568>I just want to fucking play support holy shitcan you stop picking heroes that are objectively griefing?
why centaur pickers play like carries farming until 6 slot
>>553337856>Russians hate rtz because he's hitlerpilled????He seems pretty leftist to me.
>>553387358nta but if my cores are fucking troll + pa i'm picking whatever the hell i feel like
I love playing Slark bros, I really do. Fun ass hero.
can you fags let me play carry once in a while? play something else, tooi cant fucking find a game, dumbasses
>>553389848I play carry but I'm an offlaner enjoyer from time to time, and the difference in queue times is hilarious. If I queue for carry I'll have to wait on average 15 minutes for a match, if I select offlane it's 2 minutes MAX.
>>553385508it's not 'broken', it's just incredibly cheap and is a perfect first itemthe slow is great for any sort melee heroes and fixes the kiting issue until you inevitably get a blink
>>553337856keep us updated on the list of things that russians hate outside russia
the most foolproof way to win right now is grouping up as 5 on min10, taking off their t1 towers one by one, torm or even rosh at min20, choke out their jungle and start pushing for their t2s. it's doable in pubs too
>>553390463sure enough, that is how you win a game of dota. Now get 4 retards to help you do that.
I STILL HAVE 4 WINS TO GOIM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>553390529I've been dropping the call lately in my pubs by saying 'play for x tower' then instantly saying to play for another one before my teammate's mind wanders and they get the twisted idea of walking backwards into our own jungle and it's been to great success. Obviously you need a draft that can perform early on but it's not impossible. This video game is really about who 5man firsts now it's kinda fucked up but that's the way it is
>>553390886forgot my fucking dumbass pic. because of my fucking dogshit isp im getting matched with literal bots and the worst brand of humans known to man. the type that scientists cant even fucking figure out how they get out of bed in the morning and function in the same world as you and i
peruvians have so much more soul than russians they're thirdies but they're like actually happy and they genuinely enjoy playing the gamemeanwhile russians just completely lack any sort of positive emotion in them and until a while ago i wasn't even sure WHY they play the game because it sure seems like they don't enjoy it, until i had an epiphany: they don't play the game because they enjoy playing it, they play the game to inflict suffering upon othersit's like the entire nation of russia has sadistic personality disorder, or at least the dota players i guessmeanwhile pablo from peru just got back from the guinea farming fields, spent his hard earned money on 2 hours at a lan cafe and he's about to have the time of his life playing dota 2is his IQ below 80? it is. it doesn't matter because he's still got soul
you know what pisses me off the most?watching dumb fucking idiots on my team sit on their buyback and watch the enemy push tower and take barracksand then they buyback after the enemy have already done the damage and the enemy just run awaythis happens ALL THE FUCKING TIME and every time it makes me want to slam my keyboard
>>553390916I just rotate to the safelane and start forcing the tower and either the time gets the hint or they lose.
>>553391357Brown hands or polish hands typed this
>>553391439I don't buyback because I don't think my braindead team can win
>>553391357This is true. In my thousands of games on EUW I still haven't encountered a russian that laughed on VC, meanwhile peruvians do it like every game because they're naturally just blissfully retarded.
>>553391439I don't buyback because most of the time saccing raax is perfectly viable.
>3 grandmasters on enemy teameasiest predict of my life
>>553391959I've encountered russians that were jolly. The ones who are always mad are middle easterners/indians/oriental guys. They always scream at the slightest inconvenience
>iran shuts down internet>game quality improves massively
>naix and TA 53% wr on d2ptwe're so back
>>553391959Idk. Russians in my games sing and whistle.
>150 hours on the game>still going negative every other matchshould... should i give up and play something else?
>>553395168You probably don't even know what all the heroes do yet.
>>553395168You will get there, if you need help or tips you can ask here
>>553395168Pick one to three heroes and watch replays on youtube of good players playing said hero in their proper role and try to analyze what they do and why they do it
>>553395168>150 hoursnigga you are still in tutorial mode lock in and watch some tutorials and inspect your replays
>>553395168yes.in past years getting good at dota meant you got good at a game with substance, even if valve was ratfucking you with EOMM and in-game RNG manipulation.2026 dota 2 is just a corpse wearing the name.
>>553389949i also feel the difference in quality. when im on carry, it is most of the time a clown fiesta of people feeding, sup5 doesnt know how to pull or that he should right click the fucking enemy, or offlane picks pl or some shit.
>>553389949>>553397212No one wants to play offlane Carries are overtuned, pos4 players are doing it for the role tokens and pick passive safe lane supports and do nothing, it's obviously not as hard as the past hard lane was but it's an ungrateful role
>>553381169he died at the end to the orchid popmaybe a hit at the same time as the pop
>stuck in lp>worst string of matches ever recorded>get my nigga visage>win in 20 minuteswhy cant i just get the people i like instead of something like et/mirana/ds/wisp every time
>>553399803It's almost as if LP is... some kind of punishment.
>>553395168lol man you just started the game if you need help like the other anon said just ask here plenty of high iq players here even if they shitpost a lot
>>553400096those chucklefucks at my isp should be forced to play them for me
>>553397846yeah offlane heroes are just boring to me. they are very one-dimensional: blink stomp, blink call, blink duel, blink doom, blink crush, blink ravage, ...most of them also build boring aura items. in order words, offanes are the same (boring) hero in a way
Never knew that getting muted mid match was a thingJust happened to my Razor lmao
>mason plays hoodwink like shitIs this what getting cucked feels like, bros?
>>553402382How about Dark Seer? His gameplay's a bit different, no?
>>553402468he plays every hero like shit except for maybe weaver and 3 others
>>553402608yeah, one of the few different offlaners. but he is very niche nowadays, cuz dispels (like oracle, frog) kill the hero. the item build is still the boring auras mostly, too.
mason ended his stream because his new onlyfans twitch e-gf went live
>>553402851i saw some of her content and she doesn't even show nipples/pussy who the fuck pays for that shit???
we're watching ppd, he's actually really good and you can learn a lot of playing support watching him
>>553402903the lingerie only OF scene is actually pretty lucrativeit's for every woman known in other fields that arent straight porn (such as her, a twitch streamer)
Man the fuck they did to TreantI'm not really good at the game but he's way lamer now
>>553402903whats her name on there?
>>553403054i still find it so hard to understand the economics of a basic woman being able to make money with low effort softcore porn on OF, but i guess most women are too doughy/old/ugly for OF and theres a whole lot of south asians who apparently spend what limited income they have on onlyfans. i guess those people are just really thirsty for any kind of female acknowledgment
>>553403891I think the consumer base for onlyfans is thirdies and married men. OF also has the whole interactive aspect to it. I mean it's just like the nu-camgirl streamers on twitch who interact with their audience and just show cleavage, theres no incentive to give them money
>>553404096>thirdieslmao, thirdies wouldn't spend a cent on porn, prostitutes are cheap here, it's all old white lonely men that fund the entire porn empire
>ults ogre magihttps://liquipedia.net/commons/images/5/5b/Vo_outworld_destroyer_odest_kill_08.mp3
I love it when the game is barely playable because of server stuttering
>>553404414where, in india? desu i called it out as a south asian thing since they seem to be different in a lot of ways from other thirdies. as far as i can tell the average south american or balkan thirdie will either be unemployed or working some gay low wage job, then they'll go home, grief a match of dota 2, have a laugh over it, then have a drink with their thirdie buds and fuck their thirdie gf and fall asleep. however south asians seem different in the sense that i never see them actually talk about living their lives or enjoying anything, like all seem to do is try to make money and gain status, then proceed to punt their meager earnings on the stock market in an effort to make it big (and have their money stolen by jane street), or they'll spend it on onlyfans or some other porn thing. i have my issues with most third worlders but i can at least understand your typical middle easterner or hue, but i legit cannot comprehend the south asian mentality. its like they're flesh robots that only exist to try to climb some imaginary ladder of wealth and status until they can buy a tesla. and also sex and female attention is like the only reason they do any of that, but they don't intermingle with the opposite sex in any kind of normal way, so they are don't know what to do
>>553404414have you ever looked at the comment sections of instagram 'models' (covert escorts) it's all horny thirdies spamming emojis. same for the grok bikini thing that's been an issue these past few days. as it turns out, thirdies spend their income on porn too, it's not just westerners with more disposable income
>>553405645indians will post but they won't pay anything
>>553403591saweetheartdon't bother looking there's nothing good, mfers really pay for lingerie softporn
>>553405950have you asked the billion and a half indian population one by one? Recently the mailing list of subscribers for 'hustler university', the financial 'mentoring' andrew tate does leaked and it was all indian or oriental sounding names. It might sound crazy but globalization makes it that even poor brown people can get hustled by surrogate father figures or internet prostitutes bro
>>553401743Fair. My behavior score shit the bed when my ISP somehow had two unrelated outages on the same day.
>>553406106she's fat
theyre going to nerf euls
>>553406335i agree but the average american will tell you she's "thicc"
>>553406335look man its VERY hard to do regular exercise and not snack on cookies on a daily basis
ppdim is back in dota 2 take good care of him chuds ok?https://www.twitch.tv/peterpandam
eeeeeh weeeeeeeellll
>>553406573bro what the fuck did you edit that image? he legit looks 50
>>553406656yeah, it's looking rough, he looks like he's a person from the 90s
>>553406652he actually fell for an ethot you can't make this shit up lmaohe's alt tabbing and typing something all the time during his games now, you just know he's dming her something and giggling like a schoolgirl
you watch mason, he runs ads and he takes the money and give it to a hambeast that looks fat after makeup+photoshop
>>553406912lmao
>>553406959i'm a shitter and i kinda wanna play new hon just to queue into pro level players while ranked disparity is low
>>553406780i have to imagine mason is just too lazy to actually look for human women outside his terminally online computer life because i cant imagine wasting my time on someone like this. or idk maybe he just likes the dolled up slamhog look
>>553406780they play games together and she's a mod on his twitch chati mean he's getting on with the years and he's a recluse streamer in some bumfuck flyover area north of chicago it makes sense for him to fall for another likely recluse pseudo thot
>>553364935Based.However Ostarion is a way cooler name than Leoric
lol then parker ask himself why he arent a bigger team you cant be this toxic in your comp games
watching peter made me feel like playing the game again
>>553406106>>553406652there are better camgirls mason...
>>553406573damn he let himself go lmao
>>553406335>>553406462>>553406478t. 300 lbs, brown, and shorter than heryou'll complain about white knighting but you won't post hand to disprove it
hello masondota2
>>553409471The only true test is posting a picture of your balls. Post them fag.
>>553406106>mashitao simps for thisBRUH
>>553406573bro what the fuck is going on in this man's life, he looks like he's recovering from a stroke
>>553407604what is he even saying
>>553410196i have 0 idea then he pausing at the end lol dont get me wrong he had a dominant game but just end it and call it a day doing to much
>Pick>Weaver suppor that does not level up Swarm>Sven offlane thats just lmao pos 1 farming >WR mid that rushes MKB for god knows what.>Give up farming and just buy a dagonif they are allow to play like fucking idiots, so am i.
>>553406573theres no way he actually looks li-holy fuck what happened to him
i just had two griefers in a row at 10k behavior scorei'm not talking about a guy that plays bad or whatever, just straight up griefing because they felt like it
>>553409471even if an indian posted this he'd still be right
she's fat, mason, but u still have lower social value than her
>>553411919Game's unplayable right now regardless of behavior score
>>553411919one of the griefers has 646 single draft games meaning he's been sent to low priority approximately 108 times (assuming he needs 3 victories)it's actually insane that animals like this aren't banned what the fuck
mason it was just a meme you don't have to see your gf get railed
>>553413091he's not here he's currently playing a league match with hertrue love between an incel and an internet harlot, you love to see it
>>553413091>>553413238look at that smile, she loves the big Mbeautiful modern day romance story
didnt take long for peter to ditch hon2
>>553413091>>553413603why isnt he talking there's one of these weird freaks who tryhards with the fake deep voice im sure mason isnt too happy!
>>553413603he's fighting the other simps to play with her, probably paid to be on the team
>>553413778Lol had to run back to the better game that hon2 arc was funny to watch game hyped up just to die a week in
>>553413830seems like he got some competition with allforsaweet unless thats a women
>>553414089probably her boyfriend
when does the monster hunter event ends
>>553414190for his sake i hope it isnt lol because this is on some super simp shit
watching mason play lol with his e gf and got damn that game looks boring
>>553406573he looks sunburnt
>We're on the back foot but the game looks winnable>Our win condition is our Void's Chrono and Invoker sunstriking with aghs and refresher>Already wiped their team twice this way>Tell them to chill out until cooldowns are up>Void goes off into the triangle to hit Ancient jungle>gets caught out and dies>loseWould have been such a good comeback game
>>553414328feb 6 or some shit
>>553412571role abuse? never seen that lmao
>Private profile>Private profile>faggot with no matches for a long time with 48% WR>smurf account with 49% WR Nice fucking game, valve.
muerta is looking pretty nasty as pos 1
>>553417261I don't think I had ever seen that too tbqh, I just clicked all options in the report and he ended up getting that one
>>553413998No one wants to play it cause it's buggy as shit and barely runs on Thais' poverty boxes
what's your favorite piece of /d2g/ lore?
>>553418201rain's wormy butthole
>>553418201man I was here that day, I never laughed so hard in this website before
>>553418201why did psg post this then pretend it wasnt him
>>553418201Peesg's obsession over rain's butthole.He bragged about paying rain money for some complete collection of butthole pics like it's an epic own.
>>553418201when drawfriends draw my requests
>>553418897is this guy still alive
>>553418201>snakeskin boots>some random audi or bmw>inherit garbage gold jewelrycant make this shit up man
>>553419353iirc it was a mustang also for even more cringe there was an AK47 on the background
>>553418201>>305619869
>>553418201kek he really just took a picture of all his random trinkets
>>553419970the thumbnail makes them look like boots with a skull and crossbone capthe pirate boots would have been a lot cooler than just garbo snakeskin boots
>>553419970that was hilarious
>>553419970what did psg mean by this?
>>553418201the euthanize post was truly groundbreaking
>>553419970do poles love cowboy boots or something
>>553420250I found that guy on clq's discord long ago, shortly after he made that post, he spoke on discord exactly how he posted here
>>553417261role abuse sounds like queueing for pos 1 and then picking IO if that makes sense.
>>553420250>the euthanize postthis could be a lot of things
How do I play xp tome nowadays?
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/8/85/Vo_weaver_weav_kill_07.mp3/revision/latest?cb=20201022223356
>>553421326your hero pool sucks
>>553421518Preach brotha, buff Weaver you hacks
>>553421661>pick wrong facet>complainAnon pls
>>553421752I pick it when I'm playing 4 Weaver, I tried it on carry a few times and I felt like I didn't get enough value out of it since I'm spending most of my time farming and the facet isn't really doing anything in that situationAlso I REALLY like the extra movespeed on shukuchi
I really don't have anything against ppd and I wish him the best but I opened his stream and he literally looks like 50 years old and I'm not exaggerating, what the hell is going on my man? He kinda looks like Dave Mustaine's slightly younger brother
>>553422441that what happens when you eat like shit and dont workout
>>553422441he might be a boozer
>>553419970>bragging about a 35k car????? modern cars are nudogshit that lose value the instant you touch them lmao
>>553419970Fun fact: actually got triggered over my PC specs and started blogging about it on the thread.
I keep getting matched with a team of sub 50%ish win rate sub humans without profile at all, no profile pic, no games, private too.Valve doesn't even try to hide the fact they are literally just forcing you to lose.
>>553423560ive lost 8/10 games today and every last one was so fucking blatantly unwinnable it makes me wonder why i even play this dogshit game
>>553423837only one constant
>>553424016right sorry, i should have just convinced my sane and rational teammates not to afk jungle and/or drop their items after feeding lane
>>553423560>>553424123i also had a concerning amount of griefers today, just straight up grieferswonder what's going on cause it's definitely not normal to get this many griefers in one day, and apparently everyone's having the same experiencemaybe some intern tampered with the MM algorithm
>>553424364The better players climbed out and left you behind.
>>553423560ok but imagine a guy with 4 fingers on one hand and he cant hear audio cues very well and also he doesnt have a computer monitoris it fair that he loses 100% of the time?
>over-optimised my MH grind>overflowing in rares and vouchers but can't craft anything because I don't have enough uncommons>contracts rarely give me what I need, or I end up taking a contract that gives 3-5 rares instead of 2 uncommons that I need (like barrels)Suffering from success...I guess I'll get enough by up-crafting enough commons eventually.
good morning dotards
>>553425941good morning and good games to you fren
>>553422441bro won a ti, got a gf, dog and started vlogging and thought he was set for lifehe literally inspired me to get new glasses because he looked so slick at some TI panel
>>553426864he said on stream he quit pro dota because of covid, if the money comes back to the game he would probably try again, because he's been playing hon/dota2 every day 12 hours a day these past weeksbut competition nowadays is way above what it used to be, even artour can't get in a tier 1 team anymore
>mid huskar versus WR>gets shitstomped, negative KDA the whole game, passive as fuck just like the rest of the team.>doesn't buy blademail>doesn't buy scepter>goes armlet into sange????????????????and somehow this is my fault and the enemy just shit talks me instead of the actual shitters, I dont understand this.I'm legit at loss. Why do shitskins do that?
just griefed my game, how badly am i gonna get punished
>>553427108rtz was literally throwing games on purpose at the end of shopify, i doubt hes looking to play profesionally he would just walk down mid on sf and die 1v5 at 35 min
>>553427332I think he wants to come back but his ego won't allow him to join any team that he doesn't consider good, and none of those teams are ever gonna be interested in him. You can choose between a 30 yo washed up guy that never even won TI or some 20 year old russian kids than has 15k MMR and plays 15 games of Dota a day, who are you choosing?
>>553427603the thing is topson and rtz are both playing like 15 games a day too
>enemy picks 3 heroes that can go invisible>instantly losewow
is crazy that d2g is healthier today than it was ever since covid ended, really
back to work tomorrow dotardscant wait to suffer for another 6 months before i can queue dota uinterrupted again
>>553427603pretty much if a big team hits up rtz right now and told him they got a spot for him he is taking that shit without even asking lol the nigga doesnt want to grind it out with a tier 1.5/2 team like seleri
>>553427674Topson isn't looking to go back to pro dota though. He's just cashing in on stream money while he's still relevant/popular.
locking arcanas for popular heroes behind $300 battle passes is the still jewiest thing valve has ever done
>>553428335$100 for 3 arcanas, dozens of immortals, terrains, weather effects, and a bunch of other shit$300 got you a fucking irl aegis trophy anon, what are you talking about, you can't find the cost of each arcana individually and add them together and say that is the final price when they you get all of them for getting the most expensive one.
>>553428681$100 with a limited time to buy is even more jewy now that i think about it
>>553428681I have two of the Aegis replicas but I don't display them in my house cause I'm afraid someone's gonna ask me "what's this" and I'll have to sound like a nerd telling them it's from a video game
>>553427674RTZ has only ever been a professional MMR/team assassin. TI is irrelevant unless it gives him teammates to assassinate
>>553429724rtz was supposed to win ti5 but s4 had other plans
what's the point of alch's dividends facet? feels like a noob trap
>Team gets shitstomped early>somehow its my fault as the Pos 1>they all gang up on me and shift all the blame.??????
>put on some rtz compilation real loud>put on some music in the background>vids just keep playing while i ro stuff meanwhile steadily getting drunk>cooking wild game for 8 hours at night time>pussy party in the apartment beneath me musta heard>get a bang on the door>open up half naked with a burnt out cigarette bud in my mouth>2 short mid caked up foids tell me me and my friends can go downstairs if we want to>laugh real hard>slam the door and go to bedElk is ready bros been 8 hours in the oven my entire place smells like fuvking shit though will queue up all day now
>>553431470enjoy covid 20
>>553429015i also have 2 stashed somewherelast time i moved my rents asked me what it was
https://x.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/2009540182002016445jews are literally burning argentina's forest to steal their land, I as someone who loves to laugh at argentina's misery, should pick which hero next game?
>>553431947...timber?
>>553432421great pick
>>553429015yeah I got 2just have them in a cupboard in my study among a bunch of other stuff.my brother has 4 I think>>553428945its like 3 months to get it and its not even $100 if you play in the event and get levels from it.lots of people get all the arcanas from just buying the bundle at the start + quests + fantasy/predictionsits like $30-50 if you really go out of your waybut lmao fuck doing thatthe rereleased ones are more expensive, untradeable ultra rare from chests, its like $300-400 to get them.they are meant to be premium sets and it sounds like you simply can't afford them
I got all rewards on all BPs except the 3 years I didn't play the game, 2016, 2019 and the last BP, simply doing the battle pass abuse thingy with the vg group
>>553432502i'm just pissed they were time-gated, i wasn't playing much when they were available
I saw a video of a 9k former pro player being rebracketed to herald. Is the prevalence of "smurfs" just retarded mmr from valve?
>>553433298Valve cant fix simple bugs like pathing or quickbuy multiple same items why would they give a shit about rebracking or whatever it is
>>553347262I've never seen a single ringmaster in the last 200 games since I started playing again.That is enough to tell me that he is garbage.
why doesnt pl build pike hes holding one
>>553434538Why dont zeus build mjonner? Huuuh?
please dont play clock 4 or 5 its so useless hes so slow the cogs do so nothing after minute 10 the hook is so bad with all these creeps everywhere the battery assault does nothing flare is a 2010 spell he has NOTHING going for him
>>553434935why marci build basher??? she punch??
where the fuck all these riki mid asking for last pick come from theyre all SHIT
>>553437772I thought it was just me. I had like three the past couple days. One of them was even a fresh account smurf.
The larl experiment has gone on long enough to say it's bad. Citycity's out of Aurora now so they can pick him back up.
>>553437989What thr fuck are you talking about you fucking retard kys
>play offlane>get fed as fuck>we have about a 30 kill lead on the enemy>remainder of team still insists on afk farming until minute 50 instead of just grouping and endingDo these people just not ever win games so they feel the need to drag out a won game for no reason?Or is just that their NPC scripting prohibits them from deviating from their routine of afk jungling until full build before playing the game?
>pick spectre>mega kill>early radiance and yasha>by min 20 already lostHappened twice now like wtf is wrong with the people im playing with why cant they just not comically flip flop to a crushing instantaneous defeat given that we have a great outlook on the game? Im fucking mad as hell right now
>>553439014Happens all the time.>play well in lane>get good farm and a few kills>80% chance other two lanes are feeding their ass off>even if not the case team will throw lead anyway by running solo, overextending and thinking they are "The guy" when they are not "The guy"It's probably a mixture of spite, ego and idiocy.They think they should be the one snowballing and will make dumb plays to try and get kills and die, then they will try it again because last time was just a fluke and the enemy got lucky, and then again and again.
>>553439603Ever since i started doing cold showers and breath work and just being an incredibly fit, beautiful and all around great person i noticed how fucked up and mentally ill most people are like all it takes is a single line or a laugh or a nudge to set them off into a demonic frenzy because of how unhealthy, unregulated and all around garbage dogshit human bean they made themselves into because of their own folly and bad choices.I hate shitty people i wish i had a button that would instantly kill them irl for pissing me off
>>553439810Peesg-coded post.
>>553440174I would never buy an account
>>553427603isn't sharty also 15k? I thought peak is 17k nowadays
>>553427603OG.rtz
ohhhh my invoker!! my faggot mid invoker sold his items and bought a blink dagger to go hide with i hate this game i dont wanna play it anymore its so boring every match takes an hour
sorapoi's blatant fetish for anti human racism is hot and he should bring it back
>role queue into mid>team doesn't want to pick>20 seconds over time and 0 picks>okay I will lock in pudge mid>fast forward to lanes>I am getting 3 heroes camping me mid trying to dive me>i'm lvl 3>my safe lane>luna>abbadon>axe gets a solo double kill on themand it just fucking continued the entire game of all 4 of my teammates being retardswhat the fuck am I meant to do in situations like this, the game was just a write off to meI witnessed some of the worst dota I have ever seen
>>553442710Many are saying this.
phylactery centaur warrunner
>>553439810Unhinged and redflag post.
>>553442715>what the fuck am I meant to do in situations like thisLose.Your first mistake is not understanding you will lose about 40% of games no matter how well you play.
>>553427332>i doubt hes looking to play profesionallyDid you forget that he was trying to weasel his way into Thundra after Dyrachyo left?
>tfw sheever will never bring you a hot beverage during your duo queue sesh
OD used to be a dotard, but you "people" pushed him away, not he's not funny in casts anymore, he's a reddit tier caster.....
>>553445167cringeTober was only good when the game he casts is good. When the game is slow he was embarrassing to listen to with his attempts to hype up someone lasthitting a creep.
tobi was shit at the game and couldnt make it to 4k mmr
>>553445745dont you dare bad mouth /ourguy/ tobi, who was unjustly lynched by 20 twitter accounts and cancelled because he didn't want to date synderen's ugly wife
Yes hello valve. I have been a good boy and have obtained all the stickers yet you won't let me recycle them even though you say you do or even delete them. Please advise.
>>553445834Fear mogs him and the unfunny brittish faggot d2ggers simped for
tobi is a snake
>tell someone to kill themselves for taking the haste rune that i was gonna rampage with when they're just using it to farm their dagons>muted for the rest of the match (40 minutes)>lose because i cant politely explain to my 3 lesser retards that the time to kill their base is right after i kill four people
>>553446481learn the lesson, don't tell people to neck themselves
>>553446567no
>>553446481Since when does Valve have a dynamic chat filtering?
>>553446802if you receive too many comm reports you get muted
>>553446802at least a year ago it happens to mason like once a weekit can happen to literally anyone i guess because im in the 12k comm score good boy bracket
>>553446375kekclassical male feminist
hey grantgrantmaybe you should get your rotting teeth checked out instead of seething about tobi
grant wasn't even funny or good, he was just american and that alone nets you jobs you don't deserve to get
>>553447768he had a tearjerking story about working at walmart and being a drunkardand that made him beloved by reddit
if you get angry at someone you should just tell them they should get "kirked" no one is going to report you for it because christcucks don't play games and you get to tell someone mean things, it's win-win
>>553448098whats a kirk
>>553448178some chirstcuck that got deleted
can someone explain to me why brood gets a fucking satanic that also lets hero do 5 billion damage as a basic skill
>>553448301thats like all she has
>>553448301she's useless outside her web
I am very powerful
>>553448098"check your neck with a rope" is my personal favorite
>>553448446wow good thing she has infinite webs
you guys think they're slowly going to rework every hero into removing facet as a whole? they started with useless heroes and made them strong and they might start to cycle through that
facets should have never been a thing, they should've just made new heroes but icefraud ran out of ideas it seems
>>553448837Yeah lets just make the game more bloated. Really worked out for LoL .
>>553448837Aren't facets considered bloat as well?
i think this game is impossible to get into if you're a solo new player like me...
>>553449339Those facets don't add anything though. Nor does giving every hero an aghs shard or aghs scepter upgrade add anything of value except more bloat.Giving every hero new aoe abilities via the aghs way, or tranforming existing abilities to aoe that way makes every hero feel like generic slop late game.They completely removed the identity of heroes.
>>553449539you're not solo, you can ask d2g questions
Facets is good when it comes to heroes like DK but on other heroes it's ridiculous like magnus
>>553448098Well in this case we do play games so curses upon you dog may you not live half of your days
>>553446802You get auto-muted for the whole game when like 3+ people report/mute you, or like half of the people who aren't in a party with you.The server also announces it to everyone in the lobby so they can laugh at you.I had a guy spaz out real fucking hard once over a pos 4 supposedly stealing a last hit. He spent like 20 mins sperging out in chat. Eventually he got muted. He stood still in mid trying to talk to anyone. Once it became clear he was truly silent, he abandoned on the spot lmao and we lost.But the bar to get muted is really fucking high. Pubs generally don't mute you unless they're 2k mmr redditors. Most people just have full mute on (which doesn't affect getting muted), or they would rather see all your blathering and whining for the whole game. If you got muted, then you really, really fucked up. It's not snowflakes and Valve keeping you down, it's you fucking up and being so unlikeable that pubs who normally don't care to mute you decide to mute you.
>>553449918you should get kirked
>>553450617You should kill yourself.
>>553449539Yeah same situation, too bad everyone in this general hates new players
>>553450615I saw a guy getting the mid game mute message recently and his entire team tipped him right afterwards. I'm talking 4 different tips at the same time. hilarious
>>553450751you're projecting again, peeassgee
speaking of castersI can't stand teagovner, would rather listen to maut and moxxi cocasting
Is it just impossible to climb out of the trenches playing support?I've played basically only unranked for the duration this game is out and only recently started ranked because unranked has no solo queue and I'm getting pissed off with getting stuck with shitty stacks.The cores that I'm getting in ranked though.Holy fuck. These creatures are beyond garbage. They can barely even last hit.It doesn't matter how well I play because none of them ever take advantage of my plays either because they are genuinely absolute garbage.Is there any way to see what your MMR is in unranked?
>>553451492support is the easiest role and the most braindead role to climb withno wonder every chick who plays dota plays lich or willow. 0 stress 0 expectations role
>>553451568>lich>willowThey're not supports.They're cores masquerading as supports.
>mid feeds like 5 deaths during lane>starts telling me how to play pos 1 while dead>starts bitching and moaning that I'm ignoring his sage advice>finish my blink and get some kills, get all T1s by 15:00, we're looking good despite the feeding>OMG ANON YOU ARE SO BAD I AM THE NEW POS 1 NOW>wut>follows me around and tries to kill my creeps but since he's underfarmed and I have a blink, he can't do shit>gives up and solo pushes lanes by himself>solo feeds off cooldown for the rest of the game because he has no object permanence>keeps rage-typing non-stop while dead>we still win anyway because Rubick and I work our asses off to drag the team to victory>post-game chat, mid brags about how he's the one who kept the team together and that he was the only reason I stopped griefing and afk farming long enough to join teamfights>wut>everybody on the enemy team laughs at him and calls him a feeder for having 20 deaths, and that I obviously carried his ass (vindication!)>he starts raging about how I'm the worst pos 1 in the world and cries that if I let him take over as pos 1 like he wanted, he'd have won the game better and faster>uses the example of buying blink dagger first as proof that I don't know how to play my hero lmao>enemy team laughs at, and then ignores him so that they can figure out which teammate to blame for their lossI wish replays saved team chat, or at least have the game let you scroll through the chat log mid-game so that you can screenshot shit when you're not busy. Dude spent like 15 mins of a 45 min game dead and typing, holy shit.Consensus was that it was Pudge's fault they lost, for not buying enough wards lmao.The real reason the enemy team lost is because they had a carry Abaddon and Abaddon is SHIT.
>>553451492go watch a few tutorials and learn the game
im carry
>>553451568>support>most braindead role to climb withUngrateful oblivious pos1 mits typed this.
>>553451130He is right go back to pol or kys either one works
As someone fairly new to DotA esports and the game in general it's jarring how amateur a lot of the production seems compared to other huge esports titles. Especially the in game spectating not even using an overlay or something is crazy. The commentators should be the least of your worries.
>>553451492you can sorta play support but you can never actually rely on anyone on your team capitalizing on your plays or really doing anything in particular. when i have to sometimes play with shitters and play pos 5 support, i pick something like primal beast and charge into the enemy. odds are the enemy duo is too retarded to help each other so i get kills and become another core eventually (shitters also don't know how to farm so there will be plenty of farm on the map for me)
>>553451732I play core and support altogether and believe me support is much less intense. you're just dogshit so you've cornholed yourself into being a support. a majority of supports dont even do their job right or don't know what objective to play for and have altogether extremely poor decisional skills
>>553451617>They're cores masquerading as supports.Now you know the secret to climbing as support. :^)The thing you should focus on isn't how pubs are retards who aren't making the ideal move, it's to just focus on what you need to do to make shit happen no matter the situation. If it means you have to buy a MKB on Crystal Maiden, so be it. If you can't make it happen, then it's either your fault or nothing you could have done. Either way, just focus on your own games and your own plays. And really, this has always been the case since the beginning.
>lose 5 games in a row>activate 1-month dota plus subscription>magically get non-npcs on my team who cast their spellsum!!! im noticing!!!! something!!!!! theres a data point here!!!!!!!!!
Lyrical, trent, sunsfan everyone else sounds like a forced out of place nerd that needs to be bitchslapped.
>>553451882Yeah, it means queue 5 hours later than when you started your loss streak.
>>553451841Nah you're dogshit and full of shit.I never said anywhere that I never play other roles but you're just a fucking retard attacking strawmen.I'm not going to waste anymore time arguing with a disingenuous cumguzzler like you anyway.
>>553451990suppsissy meltyyyyyy! :)
>>553451975*sprays you with liquid poop from my butthole (a bkb piercding channeled aoe stun)*no
pros advice for climbing as supp in the trench is to role abuse and farm as a core insteadyou dont climb in the trench as a supp
>>553452328yes you do you just pick high early game impact supports like veno and undying
>>553452439youre not a prothink they know more than you
you should play core until at least 5~6k mmr because the players below that are subhumanbut climbing mmr is actually easier as a support from 7k and onwards than it is playing core, and much less stressful too
>>553452328yes you do you just avoid picking high grief supports like veno and undying
whya re you [playing moscow cyka dubai chocolate inshallah video game when you can instead play china strong eternal mandate of heaven video game?
>>553452498they dont know anything about the trenchpros played in a controlled environment even in pubs, it's literally a different gamein the trnch you pick an early game high impact support and since trench warfare child soldiers dont know how to play from behind you steamroll the game up
>>553452439this may have worked sometime in 2014 when a good support could utterly buck break multiple enemy cores so that they would never be able to enter the game againnowadays though the game gives you a million opportunity to come back into the game, which in the context of you playing support for 4 retards, means a million opportunities for them to squander any advantage you gave them
there's a billion other gatcha generals, why shit this one up psg?
>>553452626Mandatory chink spyware disguised as an anti cheat. Thank god Tencent god greed and helped me quit LoL.
>>553452650>they dont know anything about the trenchyou dont know what youre on aboutloads of them smurfand the advice they give is not to play as a supp but role abuse and play as a core in trench tierthats it
>>553452650Assuming your cores wont relentlessly feed since minute uno maybe
I'm only getting (2) acceptable behavior games today when I queue. Yesterday it was (5). What the hell is going on? I didn't do anything weird or griefed
death ward should not do pure damage
>>553451397teaguv has 5 digits of mmrhe should be the only one we are listening to
To stay at Herald 1 in Dota 2, focus on reinforcing bad habits by neglecting fundamentals like last hitting, poor map awareness (getting caught out), not buying regeneration, picking complex heroes, dying unnecessarily, and getting caught up in hero kills instead of objectives like hitting the Ancient.
>>553453194Death ward should do puree damage
>>553453194more egregiously, wd shouldnt have a better phase shift that also deals 600 pure damage or whatever it ends up being
>>553453194yeah wd is incredibly dumbcan't use evasion (despite it being an attack)can't bkb it (despite it being pure)death ward is the most privilieged ult in the game that ignores every mechanic
>>553453889the attack (ie hitting first target) can be evaded
>>553453889WD is picked literally every other match in my rank. Literally, almost every match I'm playing against or with a WD, he's fucking broken.
instead of playing an 8am match of weekend dota i shoveled my driveway and vaccumed the house and made my family breakfast
>>553454760>breakfastFatass cunt
hey man we saw you were hopeful after we let you win once anyway heres your forced loss
This game is fucking shit, I'm spending 100 bucks on a lego set and playing with that instead. Fuck all of you.
>>553455591wha?
>>553452749I don't post here, stop summoning me
>>553456245see you next tuesday
>>553456245>Expensive modern adult LegoFag shit
>>553456245Buy the chink knockoff brands in the future. They're cheaper and actually have better quality parts than Lego.
>>553419970Btw this guy was never supposed to have been me, stop getting confused and connecting him to my legacy. He deserves his own spotlight That shit was funny. I wasn't in the thread. I am a well known running shoe and non jewelry wearer, import driver etc doesn't match at all tho :)Who was he? Who is he?
>>553456317you heard the man fatty
>>553457115>I wasn't in the threadyes you were, you were arguing about buying dota hats, that guy misteriously came out of nowhere to support your point
>>553457330weirdo
Kek poopy is still seething at rtz to this day what a fucking loser.
>>553457569Probably somebody people were saying was me was arguing about hats and he came out of nowhere. People were said to be me (and still are. Hilariously) all the timeI haven't driven a Ford since I had a Taurus in like 1997, you don't think PSG wears snakeskin cowboy boots do you. That isn't a thing in the southeast with whites lol. You should imagine my style as closer to Clot Adams than that. New balance dad (don't buy new balances though buy brooks)The person that posted that is from colorado most likely, just by inference. I don't think it was a standard d2g addicted poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgDy3G6FK9Unew BSJKINO just dropped, watch and learn, crusaders.
>>553456245for me its airsoft
>>553459264Why not leadhard?
>>553456245>buying shit in dotawhy tho?
>>553459039this guy's videos are nothing, they're not even anything, they're not informative, they're not funny, they're nothing
>>553453889Ghost Scepter blocks it because it's an attack.
>>553458048>d2g addicted posterSounds like you have no friends
>>553459493i disagree, he verbalizes some things we all instinctively know after some level
>>553459781Sounds to me like you have no gold, mustangs, snake boots, rings, Lego, airsoft, vintage decorative looney tunes glasses, etc.
>>553459341if youre looking for an honest answer its because i unironically like the "sport" part of it, like i love running around and lighting up fat nerds with different toy guns. the airsoft community here is really nice and matches my cultural and ethnic background a lot more than say, dota. i also like working on the dumb electric systems inside these guns.real guns are a lot more expensive and regulated, so i can get more airsoft guns to fingerfuck at my computer than real guns
>>553419970why does he have an AK47 is this just normal in eastern europe
>>553459985>snake bootsgay
>>553461153knowing psg he bought an egyptian milsurp akm and overpaid 200%
>two enemies dead>all of us alive>we have waves at their T3>enemy core has burned buyback>everybody just fucking splits up to farm enemy jungle>waste entire enemy team dead>this happens again>a lone useless enemy timber is pushing our top lane at a T2>THREE FUCKING PEOPLE teleport to kill a timber who has been feeding all fucking game>chance to push wasted>win a teamfight where ALL ENEMIES ARE FUCKING DEAD AND THREE HAVE BURNED BUYBACKS AND WE HAVE FOUR PEOPLE ALIVE>everybody except for me goes to afk farm enemy jungle and leaves me as the fucking weakest pushing hero to try and push a T3>wasted>we were EIGHTY ONE FUCKING KILLS TO THIRTY SIX AND THEY WERE STILL AFK FARMING JUNGLE ALL GAME FOR NO REASONI can't even with these animals
>game is decided at 20 some minutes>drags on for 50 minutesfucking yawn sometimes I really wish there had been a give up function because really I'm not someone that has infinite time and some games are just done before the 30 minute mark
>>553459397thats the only way for me to get marci's costumes
>>553411919>>553412571Are these coming from ranked or unranked games?
>jewtube recommends me some dota 2 shorts channel>always puts this song in their vids>find the lyrics>its about peruvian expro that got cuckedhuh? care to elaborate perubros?
>>553413003>one of the griefers has 646 single draft games meaning he's been sent to low priority approximately 108 times (assuming he needs 3 victories)interesting I didn't think of checking that on dotabuff to get an opinion of my teammatesso I checked the latest worst teammate i had and he's played 307 games of single draft
>>553461582a clever man steals them while shes asleep
>>553459039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ0S1WGyU64
>>553462029i may be romanian by blood but i would never steal from my Cute Mute wife
I'm not even saying I'm amazing at the game or anything, but sometimes man I just really think to myself whether this calibrating and ranking system isn't completely retardedI was just matched against a sniper that went mid and auto attacked creeps for 10 minutes and fed me 8 killsI'm not amazing, but fuck I'm not this terrible either
>>553462446just take the win and shut up
phylactery axeit procs when you press battle hunger and when you cull people and fixes his manaphylaxetery if you will
>>553462532the ranking system is retarded, though. I'm getting AT LEAST 10 kills every single match no matter the hero I pick or whether I win or lose. My average is literally at least 10 kills if not more. I'm getting 20 some kills every other match and I get accused of smurfing and whatever the fuck else. I'm matched with braindead mongoloids and I'm supposed to think to myself that these people are as good as me. There's no two ways around it, this ranking system and calibration system is flawed and I'm living proof of the fact that I'm being placed among some of the worst players in the game while my skill level is way above theirs 99% of the time. I have over 7k hours into this gay faggot game.
>>553462064This guy was actually pretty funny before he went full schizoThis is his magnum opus thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxyUtgeXqsc
>>553463263matchmaking does not work anymore because theres 10 gazillion boosted noobs and smurfs at every single skill level, and the remaining players are all tilted, addicted and retarded from bad game quality so their playstyle is all over the place
>>553463263i mean, you're right, but there's no changing it. either keep playing in quiet acceptance or just sling yer hook and go play something else, cause u ain't beating valve>t. team fortress 2 player that got ignored by valve for years and then watched my game die in real time with the Meet Your Match """update"""
>>553462064>>553463756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKXB86ZmVc
>>553463831mym didnt do that letting the bots sit for like 7 years didand actually its healthy and fine rn
>>553461529>play dota to win>don't pick a pushing heroAnon pls
>>553464194>>553463756>>553462064nothing really he could do about this you guys
how can i let my lane partner know that i shared hero control without typing into the chat
>>553462959i played it support 5, is good had fun
>>553464843write it on the minimap, it's the new low behavior score metayou can't get reported for it even if you write "nigger" or a swastika, it's not moderated and doesn't count as communication
>>553465598i dont have low behaviour score i am just scared of social interactio
>doing well in lane>getting some good kills for the carry>doesn't matter because the mars and mirana top lane have fed weaver so many kills that weaver can just sit there and manfight a whole team basically solo and clinkz is a retardFunBonus point for the mars who kept saving weaver with the euls he bought and missing every single spear ever
>>553466104https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/9/9c/Vo_weaver_weav_kill_04.mp3/revision/latest?cb=20201022223347
>>553466104erm its called Suicide Lane bwo...
>>553466454virus link
what the fuck. the other team was playing like TI or something
WR is legit so funsniping with powershot, then BRRRRRRR, then fwooosh
how are your pudge games going
>>553468415when I play him I do very wellwhen someone on my team picks him they feed hardwhen enemy picks him they are shit but rest of my team still feeds them
>>553451492>Is it just impossible to climb out of the trenches playing support?yes, but what you end up doing is playing a core and giving up early game farm.
>>553467183Their carries have like 250 l more
>>553466646>t. nyx
>>553468939last hits*
phylactery axe workedthe first time i showed up to a teamfight i got a triple kill and then it quietly made battle hunger a fucking retarded spell until i upgraded it to khanda and then i never died againthis is good because ive found axe has a problem of buying 2k gold items that dont build into anything good for 50 minute games and this helps that i think
>>553469143Yeah? I got morph, riki and axe all rushing phylactery in my game thanks a lot to whoever
>>553462959the behavior of empower spell is such that culling blade always benefitsthis is legit tech
>>553469593its just a stupid item im sorry we have to build it on every hero until its removed, its like a dagon but it sustains you and builds out of the ring of health that makes you unsuicidal in the laning phasestay tuned for phylactery slardar, visage and undying
>>553469143>>553469143>phylactery axe workedOf course it does, it's an item tailor-made for Axe.
>>553470046>phylactery slardarmetaforger tier>phylactery visagedelaying orchid and aghs is bad now that medallion is deleted and it's awkward, since you want it to trigger on Soul Assumption, not Gravechill.>Phylactery undyingviable, but probably not unreasonable.
>>553470046I want vampiric totem pole back over this shit
>>553469143yup i tried it too and it's very strong
she phyl on my actery til' i khanda
phylactery spirit breaker?
>>553470864do you max battle hunger?
>>553471182Fuck yeah he does what question is this are you ok man?
>>553471182yes i max battle hunger and spin first
I ran into a guy that has been soft griefing games for some reason. He picks Zeus 4 and goes afk but he tries to hide it and casts spells every once in a while, then goes afk again. He's been doing this for 5 games in a row, I watched the replays. He somehow managed to not only avoid low priority while doing this, but also win 2 out of the 5 games he griefed.
how to play drow without falling asleep
>>553471575>but also win 2 out of the 5 games he griefed.the enemy team probably had someone doing the same
>>553472787coom
>>553471575likely farming role tokens
how to lay marci without falling asleep
p-please
>>553471575Do you still believe the forced 50/50 is a meme?
show me your bans
>>553474005that will make you sleep faster
How is dota+ not p2w?t.newbie
HOLY SHIT ANONSjust had a CANON gameslark and tidehunter versus naga and slardar on enemy teamKINO CANON LORE GAME, and we won
>>553476343most of it is shit you already know if youve been playing
>>553476343the only pay to win feature in plus is player avoid.
>>553456245come on aren't you a little bit too old to be playing with legos
how do you even increase your behavior score.>Try to communicate>get reported for telling others what to do>try to chat with people>get reported because telling others how to play>ping items>get reported >don't play exactly like the shitskin wants me to (the most obtuse way possible)>get reported>win mid but everyone else loses their lane>Get reported>enemy gangs up on me because I am an easy target and end up 0/20 despite my best efforts to support and escape overextending enemies.>get reported for feeding.>go full anonymous mode>get reportedValve clearly doesn't play this game enough because they'd know this system doesn't work in the slightest.
>>553477417you dont lose behavior score unless you legit grief your games communication score is a whole diff story tho
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY GRIEFER SLEEPER AGENTS YOU SEND AFTER ME, GABE LOGAN NEWELLI DON'T CARE IF MY MID GOES 0/6 IN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF THE GAMEI DON'T CARE IF MY POS4 DOES NOT LANE AT ALL AND INSTEAD SITS IN THE TREELINE SAPPING THE OFFLANER'S EXPI WILL STILL CARRY THE GAMEI WILL STILL GET THAT RAMPAGEGIVE ME THAT WIN, IT'S MINESHOUTOUT TO MY NIGGA DAZZLE WE FUCKING BEAST MODED ON THESE KIDS
>>553477671I don't grief, despite you probably not believing me. I don't do stupid builds, I don't do tik tok strats with heroes for lanes clearly not intended for. yet my score slowly decreases or does not increase.past certain point people just report you for whatever the hell you do. There is big difference between "trolling" and just giving up when its clearly a lost cause since your mid is 0/12 at mid 10 or their enemy pos 1 gets fed a million times by a clueless player who is probably just farming role queues or picked stupid shit and is paying for it.
>>553478005play with your team more
>>553476343it is but in a way that is funny>carry tells me to pull>"sorry no i dont have dota plus so idk the correct time this patch"
Why isn't Kez played more? He's fucking busted.
>>553478598He is a momentum hero, not really made for everyone. If you are not stomping with him, you are losing the game because he does fuck all without item and level advantage. he also get wrecked by any BKB piercing disable.
>>553475192Literally NOTHING wrong with that build.
>>553478598he really isn't man he's sitting at 46% wr on d2pt
>>553478598he's high effort but not actually satisfying to play
I dont really understand why people playing this game are so retarded i just cant get it what happens at the moment a person decides to become an animal
>>553480737projection
>>553480737the majority of players are slavs and thirdies, and the rest are the mentally ill people who kept playing the game obsessively in spite of the slavs and thirdies
>>553477417>how do you even increase your behavior score.by being a good boy and not communicating beyond chat wheel
>>553481576Slavs are thirdies mostly
>>553482025they are all thirdies in spirit but not always in a literal sense. though arguably 99% of the player base is mentally thirdies by now
>>553482795I cant imagine what world we would be living in 10 years from now its all looking very very scary with how evil and retarded everyone turned out to be
>>553480737without naming any of specific names, a lot of the cultures playing dota are obsessed with things like status, preserving face, posturing and not looking gay. once you understand each general cultural ethos of each one, you can usually avoid setting them off. you can also sometimes correct their behavior with certain mind control techniques. however even in the best of cases its rarely enough to domesticate a true creature
favela monkey really gets them to stop typing
>have a full build TA>dumb bitch spends almost all of teamfights sat on the edges not actually doing any damage waiting on "something">by the time they decide to jump in the fight is lost because the enemy carries have actually been shitting out damage all fight>then decides to flip flop to engaging stupid fucking fights where we are outnumbered and getting instantly squashed by the enemy team64 minutes of my life I'm never getting backholy fuck that stupid cunt was infurating to play withfucking back to back throwsespecially at the end where the dumb bitch despite us being 3 v 4, enemy are in base because megacreeps are pushing them and we just need to wait on our guys to respawn, this stupid fucking cunt decides to run off ahead and dive into the enemy team and gets herself and everybody killedenemy then full push mid and take ancient because naturally she never had buyback eitherfucking waste of time
>>553482795>>553483516I'd really like to check Dota's player nationality statistics, specially what percentage of the playerbase is from either Russia or Peru. It's gotta be AT LEAST 70%, there's no way it's less than that.I'd also like to know why the game became so popular in those countries specifically, like it's a massive thing there meanwhile in other countries Dota is literally irrelevant and nobody even knows what it is.
>>553483516I really dislike psychology but some influential and known psychologists have real life proof that 80% and upwards of people are actually animals that have no moral or ethical basis or understanding of principles. Im sure in some parts of the world the % vary greatly.I know just about enough not to be taken advantage of by whores and scammers.
>>553484296Internet cafe culture basically a remnant of Warcraft 3 days that just stuck with shitskins and couldnt afford better games.
>>553484809working a service job (waiter/cashier etc) is the biggest redpill one can ever take, it's the best way to find out the nature of human beingsi sincerely do think that every single person should work a service job for at least like a week in their lives (preferably when they're young), it will completely change your outlook on people80% of people will treat you like absolute garbage trash for literally no reason, just so they can feel better about themselvesafter that i'm not sure one can ever go back to their stupid delusions of "le humans are good"
>>553485281I literally can load up dota 2 and get the exact same knowledge
this game is a psyop, the trench isn't real, if they ranked everyone high rank and gave you sastifying 5v5s nobody would play
>>553485523you can still use the impersonal nature of internet gaming and anonymity as excuses but when people are acting this way in person there's really no way around it
>>553484296>I'd also like to know why the game became so popular in those countries specificallyWC3 runs on a potato battery so it was super popular with thirdies in net cafes, dota 1 then got big since was just a custom map for WC3. dota 2 also used to be a much lighter game than it is now.ironically the game is terribly optimized now which means first world humans have a mild advantage playing against the apes
Millenians are too old now and the game is dead after 11 pm
>>553485281Think you're just ugly my man sorry about that
>>553486373well yeah, I go to bed at 10
>>553486936Same and i wake up at 4 or 5 early mornings are super comfy
what does largo do
>>553486546Being ugly isn't a valid reason to mistreat someone, anon.
>>553487002i ain't playing with this fat bitch, give me my wife shiori instead
>>553487194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw
*picks rubick mid*
>>553406573>white boys wake up one day and are suddenly age 50FeelsBadMan
wich one of this is you ?+1>>553325257
Lina is really good this patch, give her a shot
>>553487853>1k mmryeah he's on /d2g/
>>553487253I thought that we already established that most people are incapable of reasoning.
>calibrate on new account>70% winrate on hero, over 1k games>win first 5 ranked>lose next 5 in insane 1v9 retard matchesniec game
>>553487910i'd give her backshots if you know what im mean
>>553488281Take a break son just like me in this upcoming week i will play 3 or 4 normal games and that is it
>>553442710It's complete headcanon, Mireska wouldn't be racist. It fit better on Naga, but she's so forgotten nobody draws her anymore.She has a whole passive and spell for being a carry goddamn it stop making her a pro play exclusive ultbot support it's been five years NIGGER
>>553489447Nobody draws dota anymore period.
>>553489447>Mireska wouldn't be racistMireska is absolutely a racist, for one, she mocks Luna's accent.
>>553489998how in the hell does that mean you are racistplease stop using social media.
>>553489742I do
You faggots clearly don't play this game because dark willow wouldn't be racist in the slightestshe only cares about power and money and shitting things up with mischief. Meaning she would befriend/fuck anyone as long as she gets advantage from it. She is a whore in the most literal sense of the word.
>>553489447>all illusion heroes are irredeemable garbage>nerf diffusal for illusion heroes only, removing the core identity it has had since the startwhat did he mean by this
>>553490385No you don't.
how the fuck is the BS even meant to work?I'm getting 2-3 reports every 15 games (false reports at that since I'm not using any communication and also apply le reddit "nevar giff up :D!" approach" and I'm losing 200-300 BS when the summary comes in.
>>553490504who gives a fuck about these boring fucking characters and their boring fucking shit lore
>>553489998people who live in terribly inauthentic celtic accent houses shouldn't throw stones
>>553490739It doesn't
>>553490739its probably "AI Driven" and making false positives 90% of the time.It worked extremely well the first week, but then quinn cried about it for getting rightfully banned, and it was "fixed" (completely gutted and made worthless) >Toxic fuck gets banned first day with new ban system>cry>they do a whole 180 on it
dark willow would 1000% be racist there are just no indians or groids in dota 2
>>553490763>Crownfall as the new event template>current event is just lore entriesValve
>>553491129They clearly dont because the dota 2 anime was a major flop.
>>553490930Giving everybody infinite reports with an automated system is the dumbest thing they ever didI don't even know what the fuck is happening or how it makes sense because I WAS climbing in BS at about 2-300 BS every 15 matches doing the exact same thing with pretty much the same amount of false reports coming in, and now the opposite is happeningTheres absolutely nothing else I can do
>>553490916It's okay when Kerillian does it.
>>553491098Chen... Tresdin... Rhasta...
>>553491098Dragon knight is black tho?What about Chen? Legion Commander?
>>553491174I don't remember anything about it except the auroth webm but wasn't it confirmed it was an OC donut steel script from some people that didn't even play the game
>>553490739if youre unlucky like me and your isp shits the bed enough times you just arent allowed to play anymorei dont chat, i dont feed, but losing just means youre getting reported by default because of the crabs in a bucket mentality
>>553491227Just like all forest whores, you can make her shut up easily by oral application of BWC
>>553490739it literally doesn't workgriefers go unpunished and can actually harm you by spamming false reports i think this is what actually made white people quit the game
>>553489201how does that change the psyop matchmaking that wants you to carry 4 other people because you're too good
>>553490663Most of the stuff I'd draw on my shitty 2017 poverty wacom is Crystal Maiden and Luna. But I don't draw much these days.
>>553491754can you even play the game at 1BS?>>553491976yup, I know for a fact that they're false reports too because I did nothing in any of the categoriesbut the thing that pisses me off the most is why I was climbing so quickly and then it just went "lolnope" and just started deducting the same score for the same number of false reportsno matter what position you pick, if you start to lose the game you are probably going to catch a report or two over a set of 15
>>553492719play is a strong wordright after i made that post, my carry bought back and started afk jungling 3 minutes into the game
>>553492618post work.
>>553492895doesn't sound too different from where I'm stuck at 6000BSI just don't know what the fuck is happening with this shit systemgot all the way up to 7k and now dropped back down to 6k and I'm playing squeaky fucking clean as far as legitimate reports are concerned
work
Ok I just played vs that bird samurai hero for the first time and what the fuck is this? Why can he parry and go invulnerable and untargetable.
>>553490739>how the fuck is the BS even meant to work?it doesn'tit was reverted to the old system that doesn't work for no reason.probably because they don't have enough good boys to do overwatch for them.
So, there I was in Minneapolis. When a lesbian CHARGED a cop with her car and the police SHOT her in the face. I mean, I wouldn't I done it myself, but he did it.
Is there a way I can check my winrate in all different roles? Dotabuff doesn't show it, it only differentiates between core and support
>Supports pick 0 stuns>Forced to pick Tide/SK/Slardar offlane>Mid and Carry pick 0 stuns>Proceed to get rekt all game long because as soon as I use my stun, there's nothing left.Again and again, why does it keep happening?
>>553494496I found it, Stratz has this feature if anyone's interested
>>553493953melee invoker
>>553493704They reverted the system, probably because redditors cried about high behavior score being full of toxic players (which has always been the case). So now it's a slog where you just have to pray that your teammates won't waste reports on you. And understand that one slip up can reset a month of progress.Personally I just stopped caring and play high/drunk.
I thought my offlane winrate would be at least 55%Guess I should keep on playing carry
>>553494123
my free dota+ subscription ran out...
>>553495873pay up man its 5 bucksgabriel newell needs his new yacht
>>553495495The big issue is that high behavior score players are babies and significantly worse than their actual rank, because they actually get to play the real game and not engagee with the 1 vs 9 mental asylum. This leads to actually good, but more emotional players who managed to their behavior score back up getting somewhat upset at them for playing like shit.Games get so much easier when it's high behavior vs high behavior, because these don't know how to play.
goodboys can clown on toxic ego players all they want, but at the end of the day, being a toxic ego player is how you win at low behavior score.
>>553496104this is unironically 100% true i'm at 9k currently so i get into both high and low BS games, and the high BS ones are pretty much free wins every time cause their offlane feeds me for 10 minutes nonstop
>>553495471i'm a grandmaster injoker and i fucking hate kez he feels nothing like carlos
>>553451841>shitty supports exist>therefore supports are shitSupport is by far the hardest position to play properly. I dont care what the shitters in your games do, all the best players in professional games are pos 4 or 5.
problem with kez is that his combos are fucking shit he just wants to nuke somebody with q no matter what he does
>>553496306This is why they try to keep behavior brackets separated, why there's such severe penalties. Because low behavior score players in high behavior games are effectively smurfing.
Parker going beast mode
>>553496104I have high behavior score and I'm literally in 1v9 every other game because my solo winrate is too highmy mvp to win ratio is 1-3
>any position between 3-5>out damage both position 1 and 2>every game>for 10 games in a row
>>553477417I'm 12k behavior score, but 7k comm(was 5k 6 months ago)comm score is never going up because people spam reports and you can't be mute to increase your score, you HAVE to talk or the system won't give you points but it also reduces points if anyone reports you if you talkedjust an utterly broken system
>>553498578dealing damage isn't how you win
>Undying supporting me is a literal passive bot, just lets the enemy (TWO FUCKING MELEES) right click me to death multiple times.>Literally runs around the jungle in circle>Playing AM but getting fucked hard in lane, so ditch battlefury and just pick up echo sabre to brool.>NOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU NOT BUYING BATTLEFURY WHERE IS YOUR 5000 GPM AT MIN 10 WTF >Check scoreboard>everyone but me has double digit deaths, my undying has literal 0 kills too (strongest early game support btw)>My mid kez has blade mail.but apparently im the one trolling.
ITT: Quinn-tier retards who drop below 6k bs/cs trying to cope.
Why won't Sam hand out his supplement stack? He says he's been feeling amazing but won't say what he's on
>>5534993071 vs 1 me sf mid
>>553499248>pick up echo sabre to broolanon, you can't go brool AM without a lead and brool AM is dead anyway, because vanguard doesn't build into anything you want anymore.
>>553499171this has to be the most retarded thing I've ever heard
>>553494123If this guy gets turned into a hero, his gimmick would be having no inventory and buying his team items.
>>553499492what else was I supposed to do.Farming a battlefury to further farm a manta when my team lost all control of the map and are basically feeding at this point.
Pos 1 Razor is severely underrated.>wins lane>farms fast>scales>does a bazingallion damage late game simply by walking into 5 heroes with bkb on
>>553499987generally, your role as an antimage during the midgame is to make space by being the guy the enemy team is chasing around and if they don't, force towers. Buy your own wards, you're antimage, you can ward at extremely low risk.You have to go battlefury and you have to aggressively, almost suicidally split push if you are losing. That might feel bad, but that's just how antimage works. You are the one hero in the game that can safely take the most risky farm. That's your role.
>>553500189>farm fastin what world, his Q doesnt clear waves and he doesnt attack fast, he also cannot cleave.
>>553500236The trick is to drag creep wave aggro by attacking some enemy hero that's showing on the map then your passive will get triggered by the creeps and you'll clear the waveHe's also extremely efficient at farming the new jungle because it has a bunch of double camps and you can always hit both with max damage plasma field
>want to play dotard 2 again>need to learn facets+talents+neutral items+new mapoh lordy...
>>553500481Just learn it naturally as you play. You can do normal games before ranked again first
>>553499848>If this guy gets turned into a heroCan Valve please try a hero that isn't an extremely fruity homosexual for a bit?
>want to play dota 2 again>remember it's a psyop being played by open AI bots designed to actually upset you and prevent you from accomplishing anything in your normal life
>drow gets killed solo at our gold rune before game starts(we smoked to their jungle, he didn't back off after not seeing anyone)>their offlane blocks his creeps leading to the enemy wave dying to no hero>brools during lane>I(warlock 5) manage to keep this idiot from dying too many times by maxing shadow word>he doesn't farm, just brools and dies due to extremely bad positioning>I get a shard, agh and glimmer by 26 min due to the stupid amount of fights>they push but lose fight, my drow denies a set of barracks from quarter health once he respawns>he doesn't get a bkb against disables and keeps dying>eventually win because warlock is the king of broolinghad I picked any other support, this would have been an easy loss, teams can't finish won games and throw too easily
>>553500598yeah...learning new game is always hard... i dont want to disappoint my team mates...>>553500613is this true chat
>>553500603Cagliostro isn't a homo.
>>553499987If you can't get a fast 8 min bfury, you get a slow 20 min bfury and just farm as hard as you can. Sucks for you but trying to cope with a shittier build is just going to make things worse.
>>553499248>>Literally runs around the jungle in circleme on support. this role makes no sense.
>>553499987don't pick am? probably the most dogshit outdated carry
>80% winrate in dota>Oracle+ in Deadlock>calibrate in dota>every game 1v9>given herald 5this game is a psyop, the matchmaking is designed to engage you so that you spend years climbing up in ranks in order to get 'good' matches
>>553499987you can only do the funny meme builds if you are ahead. If you're winning by a lot, it doesn't matter what you buy, but if you are not, you should always do the most standard thing. This is why drafting unusual heroes is generally bad, because if you don't get ahead you probably lose.
>>553501736no, you're probably just dogshitpost matchid
>>553501736the level 45 smurf picking huskar and going 35-0 in my 5.5k mmr games disagrees with your statement
>>553501910>>553501912I got 35-3 in my matches on my hero (not huskar so I can't 1v5) and it doesn't matter, no matter how hard you carry you can't prevent people from being retardedgame is a psyop and you guys are retarded shills or retards who have fallen for it
this game isn't very fun as a noob :(i either get bullied relentlessly or bumble around with no direction while my team carries me
>>553501912>>553501910also I literally have a 1 mvp for every 3 wins ratio, over 100 games, show me someone with a better ratio. Game is designed to fuck with you the better you are.
>mason spent the entire day playing with his egf yesterday>said he won't stream today>she isn't streaming eitherbros he might actually have gone on a date with her, our boy made it
>>553502101>>553502229post match id
mag has officially replaced pudge as my "ban him so my teammates can't pick him" hero
phylactery naix
>>553502291address the psyop instead of attempting to attack the messengeropenAI was only taught to play chess and dota2, this was before AI was big. The herald players know everything about the game, you're pretending there's 1000's of players between the herald level of knowing everything and the pro level of knowing everything and also reacting well, it's a psyop from the top down
>Medusa picked>tasteful hentai on the second monitor>GPM looking goodYou need more?
>>553502464just post a matchid
>>553502556How could I be better at deadlock than dota retard, I have a higher winrate in dota
If HEROIC lose this series some all chat might happen
>>553502625just post the match id
>>553502631my friend with all due respect you might be the only one in here who's watching that
>>553502464>The herald players know everything about the gameI'm bad at the game and even I feel like a genius when I have to play against heralds in unranked bro.
>>553500481fuck me bros...i forgot about the scepter+shards upgradesits so over for moi(me)
>>553502803>play against heralds>oh wait there's also 4 heralds on your team>play good>the members of your team get worse on purpose by designyou aren't helping the psyop allegations>>553502690seriously I have ~70% winrate over 1000 games on my hero, unranked wins I am the mvp in 1 out of 3 wins, I gurantee you don't have a ratio like that, how could it possibly place me so low if I'm constantly beating these ''''retarded'''' heralds? It's a psyop
>>553502150to be fair it isn't very fun as a non noob either
>>553502732You aren't wrong lol
>>553503090thats not very encouraging..
dota is running a fucked up version of the matchmaking algo that won't get changed, they implemented it into deadlock and they immediately had to change it because every game was the same>wins are hollow because the enemy was retarded and you stomped them all>loses are hollow because you did great but your teammates literally ran it downnoobdy cares about this in dota because only third worlders (this thread) play the game and therefore they only care about winning, they have no concept of a 'hollow' win, for them the retard 'stomps' are great games and they click that they enjoyed the game when they got 50-10 on the other team
>>553503037>seriously I have ~70% winrate over 1000 games on my hero, unranked wins I am the mvp in 1 out of 3 wins, I gurantee you don't have a ratio like thatpost dotabuff thenalso I'm still waiting on that match id.Just show us a game of you playing. How hard can it be?
>>553503198if i had to sum up the dota experience it would be akin to gambling you get literally 15 or more shit games in a row until you finally get one good game that makes it all worth itsometimes you keep chasing that good game for 100 games and it never comes, so you just end up sufferring and depressedsometimes you get 2 good games in a row and you feel good about yourself for the rest of the day
>>553503335>just post a match so we can pick apart everything you do as if you aren't above the trenchretard
>>553503453anon, if you are so convinced you aren't literal dogshit, surely you'd be satisfied with someone evaluating you as low 3k, no?now post match id
>>553503713how could I be literal dogshit with a 70% winrate and a 1-3 mvp ratio, explain it, you're saying I played hundreds of games and won them for my team according to valves own stats yet somehow I'm no better than the retards I owned who have mvp ratios in the 1-20 rate? The mvp ratio is probably the most clear sign that the game is a psyop
>>553503963anon, just show us your statsjust show us a gameI don't believe what you are saying is true, I am just asking your for evidence. Show us your 70% winrate, show us your gameplay.
>>553503963you realize every match has an MVP righteven a match of 10 downs kids
>>553504078here's the ratio on the account I just calibrated on
>>553504250congratsmay I see some gameplay
>>553503963how could i be____full of shit?easy especially when you dont post doterboff
>>553504363>>553504295post your ratios then faggot
>>553500481the facets are literally like a hero per each facet so enjoy
surprised campo santo haven't given am a 15 min flashfarm shard yet
>>553504435my account is way older than the MVP system
>>553504363>>553504295how is someone who is responsible for 1 out of 3 wins for their team somehow on par with the people who are responsible for 1 out of 20 games for their team? the system quite literally doesn't make any sense if you think about it for two seconds
>>553504498coming next patch:>New Aghanim's Shard: Mana Breaks now causes Anti Mage's attacks to Cleave for 100% of the damage dealt.
>>553504601you put way too much stock in mvp
>>553504601Anon, the MVP system is feelgood bullshit that doesn't matter. this is why we keep asking you for gameplay.
>>553504705>>553504704you guys don't put enough stock in it because you're shitters who never get mvp, this is a new account, find me a smurf with a better mvp ratio you fucking stupid faggots holy shit LOL literaly posted proof of being better than 70% of the people in my games and you're still fucking begging for some gameplay so that you can 'try to pick apart' why my 4 teammates are herald and I can't carry them hard enough
>>553504803>you guys don't put enough stock in it because you're shitters who never get mvpeven shitters get mvpits not based upon who did the most tower damage or even the most hero damageclaiming that it represents who was responsible for winning the match is retarded
>>553504934ah yes that's why the biggest shitters have 1-20 mvp rates and the smurfs (myself) have 1-3 rates, because it's so useless, this is also why you never get mvp too
>>553504803Anon, just show us your gameplay.Why are you so afraid?
>>553505019you are still all about a ratio that doesn't indicate pure performance cause that ratio is the only thing that follows your narrative
NTA Im gonna be honest, Im shit enough that griefing teamates on purpose feels far more fun than trying to play normally and have to tolerate cunts.I have not played ranked in years
>>553505163getting my match thrown by my wife eva!watching in horror as my wife eva feeds her 18th death in 25 minutes!suffering from despair as my wife eva destroys all her items!
turbo mvp's count the same as ranked mvp's just putting that out there
>>553505305ah yeah now the cope is that I got the mvp in turboface it, the matchmaking is a psyop, you retards are the same ones who would claim in 2015 that behavior score didn't exist
>spectating random game on the watch tab>tiny throwing allies into enemies and getting them killedkinomatica
guys, it's 23 minutes. why isn't our carry diving the other team and feeding with us
>>553505138>>553505062>ratio doesn't mean anything>n-no I won't post my ratio...
>>553505501he's trying to win the game
>>553505297I feel like she'd play legion
i have four MVPs :D
>>553505779here is my rationow apologize
cant you get easy mvps as techies? i have gotten alot from playing him due to the amount of dmg he shits out
>>553505938Wow you must be top 30% of players according to these stats that simultaneously don't mean anything but also get applied to everyone evenly
>>553505438>ah yeah now the cope is that I got the mvp in turboyou could post your dotabuff and prove me wrongbut you refuse which makes your claims suspect
>>553503037You're on a smurf account, fucktard. The "psyop" is supposed to be an unpleasant experience.
>>553503453You never know what a second pair of eyes can pick out.
>>553506094>post dotabuff so that the psyop police in this thread mark your steam account the fact that you refuse to even acknowledge a single thing I've said points to you being an actual retard who could be shown the best gameplay in the world yet you would still just double down on the psyop not being real.
>>553506373stop posting my gameplay you prick
whats going on here then
>>553506550they are playing the DotaLevelUp NEW GAME of course
>>553506550China finally investing in the dota 2 custom games
>>553506498now you're getting mad at me and including me in your conspiracy in a desperate attempt to save faceyou are full of shit
>>553506793>>553506793>>553506793
parker is so fucking good lol
>>553506373how is my playing supposed to change the games where I go mid, dominate their mid by 3 levels and take their tower at 7 minutes, then lose the game 1v9 because the other 4 people on my team are literally animals? >>553506331The psyop is that the matchmaking isn't real. Ever had a really good 5v5 game that had everyone playing well? You dont want to queue again because it's so satisfying. That's the psyop. The ideal dota is 5v5 with everyone playing well, they make you play thousands of games with AI bots because if you had a good game you wouldn't queue again. Satisfying games don't drive engagement.
>>553506848Game doesn't end at laning, so...plenty of stuff to look at.
>>553499987You will literally never catch up without the battlefury, so you might as well try to get it. I have on occasion built a maelstrom when I've gotten absolutely shit on in lane, but it'll never beat the bf for sustain and farming. It's only really viable to do that in certain brackets.
>>553494123i love him
