UltraCoffin Editionhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>553016825
>p6A little premature don't you think?
god tanned Ashley is so hot
>>553335505You should've used Anon's furniturdrew!
>>553336192Average white Brazilian
>>553336312We've been having tourists making premature threads lately.
>>553335505All work and no sistussy makes Andy a dull boy
>>553336312this should be the next thread OP pici vote in favor!
>>553335505
More quality sistush!https://x.com/i/status/2009720390717739056https://files.catbox.moe/6pygbd.jpg
>>553337250Andrew dumpy
>>553337371That asshole needs to get eaten, Jesus.
>>553337523
>>553337250>sibling makes life
>>553337250Mr. Advertiser, is that you?
>>553337250Why did Andy try to live as a hussy?
We are 10% of the way to the next aggie!
>>553339176His sister was a bitch
>>553340112man Ashley sure looked chopped as a teenager
>>553340565puberty had that affect on most people, to be honest
>>553340565>choppedThis means bad or something like that, right?
>>553340774it means unattractive, esl-kun
>>553340774Don't feel bad, it's normal to not understand zoomoid ebonic thirdiebabble
>>553340867>esl-kunTalk normally you fucking ganky cunt, nobody knows or cares about your dumb fucking curly-haired TikTok faggot vocabulary. That doesn't make me ESL; it makes me over the age of 18, which is one of the prerequisites to use this website. Get fucked you Gen Alpha faggot, I'd tell you to suck my cock but that'd land me a visit from Chris Hansen.
>>553340867Cringe. CWCshley is COOL.
>>553341595So we're all in agreement that Ashley has undiagnosed autism, yeah?
>>553337371after all these years we have so much quality art of Ashley's assholes but virtually none of her bellyhole. Is it over for us navel enjoyers?
>>553335505The fuck is Ultrakill?
>>553335505Dude is that Anima from FFX?
>>553341595>acne>messy hair with gaudy accessories>chris chan style clothingI mean lets be honest, she was going through a legbeard phase as a teen>>553341486cry harder millenicuck, were gonna skibidi rizz this website and there nothing you can do about it
>>553342163I'm 25; I'm not going to get called a millennial by underage faggots.
>>553342346well Im 22 so were both gen z, but the way you cry and complain about gen z things really makes you sound like a millenial, which is nothing to be proud of
>>553342491I called you a "Gen Alpha faggot", which you conceded was a correct accusation in this post (>>553342163); we're not talking about zoomers or zoomer vocabulary, because we don't fucking say "chopped" or "skibidi". How about you write properly as well if you don't want people to believe you're 16?
Oy Veyley
>>553342491>really makes you sound like a millenial, which is nothing to be proud ofMillennial game, retard.
>>553343028>Millenial game80 percent of the fanbase is below the age of 25 tho
>>553343204Who cares about cunts on Reddit and Twitter? The /calg/ censuses have consistently shown that here in /calg/, the median birth year is 1998.
>generation warring in 2026Can you faggots stop replying? Nobody does that in good faith
>>553340867>ESL for not knowing zoomer tardspeak
>>553343683It's not even zoomer shit, this is Gen Alpha crap.
>>553343453>The /calg/ censusesThe last census was like 20 people. Its not representative of /calg/, let alone the entire fanbase>Who cares about cunts on Reddit and Twitter?I could agree with the reddit part, but Twitter is like where all the artists are at, so its not something you just "ignore"
>>553343926>The last census wasNotice how I said "censuses" in plural, and "consistently". So, is your next goalpost going to be that none of the previous censuses were ever representative? Lol. And how the hell wasn't the latest census representative? Do you not think the decreased turnout compared to previous censuses is representative of /calg/ itself shrinking due to the content drought + radio silence from Kit9?
>>553343926You're telling me the /calg/ fandom consists of more than just 3 anons and my 17 IPs?
>>553344238>So, is your next goalpostAcknowledging that a man is moving goalposts and yet continuing to respond is baffling. Will you stop being baited you fucking moron?Do you honestly expect that this will end with you getting the last word or the other guy admitting he's wrong?
>>553344238>And how the hell wasn't the latest census representative?/calg/ obviously has far more than 20 regular posters
>>553344292/calg/ is actually just you and me + my 30 proxies
>>553344473So? Do you think surveys in general are a waste of time because they don't interview all 8 billion fucking people on Earth? Surveys are about getting a decent sample size in some subset of a population, and extrapolating; we've repetitively received good reason to trust that the median birth year in /calg/ is 1998.
>>553344292>the /calg/ fandom
>>553345021>Surveys are about getting a decent sample size in some subset of a populationyes they are, its just that the sample size is getting kinda too small to be truly representative. if /calg/ indeed had only around 20 regular posters then each thread woudl get arhicved at like 200 replies I think. But if the median birth year is indeed 1998, then its only right to assume that whenever zoomer hate is posted here the perpetrator is a whiny millenicuck
>>553345684This Anon was right (>>553344416): I am a fucking moron for replying to you. You've repeatedly and deliberately pretended that the census eeds literally 100% turnout to be statistically useful, and you've repeatedly and deliberately pretended that "skibidi" and "chopped" are not Gen Alpha slang.You are underage and there is nothing more to be said.
>>553341758/indie/ boomer shooter
>>553346183>deliberately pretended that the census eeds literally 100% turnout to be statistically usefulyou seem to have reading comprehension issues. I never suggested that a survey needs 100% turnout to be useful, I am only suggesting that the turnout is becoming too low to be statistically useful. but hey, you can pretend its all bait and youre the smartest person in this thread, I dont care>skibidi" and "chopped" are not Gen Alpha slangthey are used by both gen z and gen alpha. "skibidi" I used ironically as a stereptypical zoomer phrase btw, idk why that flew over your head
Having underage anons here means our influence reaches far more than we think and the next generation will be quite delphic.That one anon was right, we will have a seat at UN by 2030
Anyone who calls someone ESL based on spelling mistakes or not knowing modern internet slang, in a thread about an ESL game of all places, is spiritually underage and doesn't belong here.
Hey faggots go pick up some chaucer and then we can talk about not getting the lingo
>>553346652>New Blood Interactive>indie
>>553347747idk man all I know is that the /indie/ team in the /vg/ cup had the main character from Ultrakill in it.
>>553347415good morning saars!
It's so unfair that Ashley and Julia get to experience Andrew filling them with cum but I never will
Other generals like /@/ are seemingly populated by people in their 40's, while gacha generals skew barely legal in addition to skewing very Southeast Asian. So what do you think attracts the 1996-2000 cohort to /calg/? For my part, Nemlei reminds me a lot of the online creators I looked up to in the 2000's: her art style, genuineness, witty writing and talent in multiple fields really take me back. Episode 1 easily could've been a Flash game, and if it indeed came out in 2008 as a Flash game, I think it would've been just as successful if not more so. It's honestly a shame that Coffin wasn't there to help spearhead the indie boom that was going on around then.
>>553347023Let's have a bunch of autistic retards educating minors on healthy sexual values, what could go wrong?
>>553336192Armenian Ashley...
>>553348584I see this game being released on Newgrounds around late 2000s
Gen Z is really two separate generations lumped as one due to an outdated categorization system. There's already a major difference between someone born in 1998 and 2005, let alone 1997 and 2009.I'm sure an argument could be made that this also applies to Millennials, Gen X, etc. to an extent. The tails of each generation will always have more in common with the tails of the next(previous one, which means there is always some incoherence. But the advent of the internet and the associated accelerated social shifts really cleaved Z into two halves that are radically different in approach and attitudes beyond the previous generational cohorts. Going forward, those cohorts should be separated into 8-year bits to still capture something meaningful. I can already tell that the tail-end of Gen Alpha who'll grow up with AI assistants teaching them how to wipe their own ass will be an alien lifeform compared to even the Skibidi rizzlers who, at the very least, did not fry their brains on Cocomelon before they even learned to speak.
>>553349910Andrew and Ashley's inbred children are part of the zillennial master race.
>>553347852Pretending for a moment that the Graves would ever get married in a ceremony, I think Ashley would wear a black wedding dress.
>>553350085theres something, in my opinion, very weirdly corporate and not intimate, kind of violating and plastic feeling about the pregnancy test thing. like you pee in some plastic to tell you about something so important and intimate, its kind of fucked. pregnancy should be surprise
>>553350226Ashley loves theatrics and sentimental crap. She WILL be an outstanding princess in a white dress on her wedding day (unless she just got beaten the night before)
>>553350291>pregnancy should be surpriseNo it should not. Parents should be well prepared to have a baby
>>553341486Ausley bro is very based.
>>553350226>I think Ashley would wear a black wedding dress.Only because black is the only permitted colour in coffin, but I feel like she would go with something covered with a lot of pretty flowers.
>>553341486>I'd tell you to suck my cock but that'd land me a visit from Chris Hansen.fuckin' brutal
>>553348584>>553349750(WHY?)SUKI NA KIMOCHI WASURUDOI TOGE(WHY?)MAYOISUGIRU TOJIBUN NI SASARU
>>553350457>>553350680I stand corrected. A white wedding dress with red flowers would fit the Coffin art style and look beautiful.
>>553341758>>553346652>>553347747>>553347883and it was also made by a finnish guy btw
>>553351092Genuinely what the fuck is going on in Finland?
>>553350927>red flowersroses or others?But what sort of dress would she go with? This seems like a great subject to explore for the new thread, might inspire a new discourse.
>mfw my sister tried to convince me I wasn't fatGetting pity from someone younger than you is so embarassing
>>553351321You have to eat more anon
>>553351321Lose weight and become a handsome stud for your imouto!
>>553350457>unless she just got beaten the night beforehot. there just is something lust provoking in seeing her getting hurt. its disgusting and makes you feel bad, but it turns you on at the same time
>>553351467
>>553351321wtf my sister did the same literally yesterday.
>>553351321What do you eat?
>>5533517024chan is a ryona website
>>553351309I'm not a femanon so all of them collapse into "wedding dress" for me.
>>553351702slavs arent brown thougheverbeit
>>553351873lol, anon said, lmao, he followed.
>>553351321>>553351704You two have the same sister
>>553351942tell me where you see brown
>>553351309I was picturing the demon flowers, but roses would be more romantic and less on-the-nose. If you dig through flower language lists, you can find plenty with fitting meanings, but none that stand out to me.
>>553350291the medicalization of intimacy is very real. sterile, branded, plastic, instructed, a binary result window, it is pretty dystopian if you think too much. nothing more beautiful than getting your sister pregnant and slowly seeing her abdomen grow without neither of you knowing prior, nothing would beat that feeling in the world, most loving thing there is.
>>553351321>the Architectress
>>553351832Well neither am I it just sounds like a fun diversion.
>>553352047I pray that one day there will be two brothers on /calg/, unaware that the other brother uses /calg/, both blogposting about their lust for their sister. After a blogpost gets too specific, one of the brothers realizes:>Holy shit, my brother also uses /calg/, and he ALSO wants to fuck our sisterThus leading to a duel to the death to claim the sistussy for oneself.
>>553352179>Planting a grenade in your sister's womb
>>553350457>>553350927
>>553352179Ultrasounds are pretty good since they can spare you from birthing a spastic baby with down syndrome.
>>553352409>sistussyI hear you can get that treated with antibiotics
>>553352506Fantastic, it even incorporates the bunnies
>>553337250I disagree
>>553353406Þiu could be better desu
It doesn't bother me that Ashley dresses so salaciously, it bothers me that she does it seemingly without the intent to look so slutty. A choker and a low cut shirt worn by a girl who has no apparent desire to come across as sexualIt's particularly annoying because if I was a cute girl like Ashley, I'd dress like that BECAUSE I was trying to get my pussy filled as much as possible. It's just baffling how she can dress the way she does while still pining for one man. Put on an ankle length skirt and cover your chest you slut. Stop dressing so enticingly if you don't want to entice men. God, I wish I was Ashley so I could get dicked down constantly.
>>553355425The tranny from the last thread is back I see
>>553348584>FlashThis reminds me. When I have free time, I want to port Coffin (Episode 1 anyway) to another platform. I know another Anon is currently rewriting the game in Ruby, but I'm looking at recreating Episode 1 with antiquated technologies so that it can run on anything.Porting the game to Flash would be simple, and Flash Player is even available on the Wii and runs pretty good there! But that's not lean enough.It's gotta be a PS1 port. There are already Coffinlikes on the PS1, so strip away the game's RPG Maker MV Chromium bloat and it'd sing on that old machine. Granted, I'd have to write the entire codebase from the ground up, but there's plenty of tools/documentation, and it'd be worth it because just about anything can emulate PS1 games, even the GameCube lol.Is the Anon with the GD-EMU still here? When I get to work on this I'd like someone to try it on bleemcast.
>>553355425>Stop dressing so enticingly if you don't want to entice men.She is doing it to entice one specific particular man.
>>553353406Maybe it's saying Bad Thiu, as in Bad Boy Thiu, not Thiu bad. I want to see him try to be cool and flounder badly.
>>553356515The Better Half remake is going to hit like crack. That game has so much potential
why his finger wrapped on her hair thowhy tho
>>553357045Cozy
>>553356107Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I know. She's still such a saucy little minx.
>>553356653I will leave everything to Nemlei in my will if she remakes Better Half.
>>553357045Why not? I mean it's not even necessarily incestuous, it's just siblings being touchy-feely. To me it just seems like normal sibling playfulness, unless of course anons with actual sisters may want to correct me.Anons with sisters!! Is it normal for you to play with your sister's hair?
>>553357953>Anons with sisters!! Is it normal for you to play with your sister's hair?This won't be a perfect answer, but it varies by sibling. My sister and I used to not get along at all, and she's never let me touch her hair. Now, we get along decently well and she lets me pat her head. I imagine that if we got along well enough to watch movies together, I could play with it no problem. But that's an assumption
>>553355425AGP the post
>>553357879Þiudore "other me" Graves deserves a second chance in the limelight
>>553336192Gross. I like how pale the Graves are.
>>553357953>Anons with sisters!! Is it normal for you to play with your sister's hair?Of course, she plays with mine as well.
>>553357879IIRC Nemlei has said she wanted to remake her older games
>>553358156Wouldn't watching movies together be lower on the "getting along" scale than letting you pat her head? Or is watching movies together simply something that hasn't come up yet? Maybe you can try offering and organizing it?
>>553358156>>553359120We need a spinoff of the coze zone chart for daily life sister bonding activities.
>>553359120I dunno. I just wanted to pat her head because I see it so much in anime and manga. I haven't asked to watch anything with her because it feels awkward and I couldn't bear her saying no
>>553358845thats not healthy tho, she needs to spend more time in the sun. imagine deeply tanned Ashley in a slutty bikini oiling up her body hnnnnggghh
>>553357953No, hugs and play fighting as kids are the normal level of touching for opposite sex siblings. Stuff like >>553357045 is overly intimate, which is kind of the point.
>>553359094She used the word "revisit"
>>553359814If I want a tanned bitch I'll just go get a latina whore. If the Graves are from eastern europe, I bet they burn under the sun. I wonder if Ashley and Andrew have bad skin due to their lack of skincare routines.
>>553359939NGN2?
>>553360108They look so happy...
>>553360108DivilethIIon?
>>553359694>I haven't asked to watch anything with her because it feels awkward and I couldn't bear her saying noThat's kinda sad, maybe you cant catch her watching something and just join her
>>553360852*CAN catch her, not can't
>>553360091>latina whorenah man, a brown skinned macaco and a deep fried white bitch just aint the same. >If the Graves are from eastern europe, I bet they burn under the sun. as an eastern european I felt that. But Im pretty sure your skin gets used to the sun and stops burning if you sunbath regularly>I wonder if Ashley and Andrew have bad skin due to their lack of skincare routinesI dont think anything indicates they have bad skin tho, they did have acne as teens (which is normal), but thats about it. they may be pale skinned because of genetics or diseases or something like that
>>553359897Well, I'm sorry to hear you are not as close with your sister as >>553358972.
>>553359939Oh, damn. Still though, what could revisit mean if not remake?>>553360091>If the Graves are from eastern europeNorthern Europe, the Graves are Finno-Ugric descendants of Attila and Genghis
>>553361382>what could revisit mean if not remake?The Nemlei Master Chief Collection
>>553359897from reading opinions all over the internet the thought process is always>me and my brother/sister do this, so it's normal>me and my brother/sister don't do this, so it's not normalwith few exceptionspeople have a general idea of what's appropriate and what isn't, but it also varies from person to person
I would love to see Better Half expanded into a "walk-n-talk adventure with light puzzling" similarly to TCOAAL. Keep the same plot and story branches but revise the artwork and add some walkable interiors so you can see Thiu's thoughts when you interact with various objects in his flat. I would like to see the tiny walking Thiu chibi sprites.
>>553360418Jack in a Castle 2: Back in the CastleBetter Half 2: Better TogetherCandy Scabs 2: The... Sequel (I've got nothing)
You guys think Thiu ever gets tired of lugging all that cock around?
>>553364045>Better Half 2: Better TogetherI like it
>>553361382Would make sense why they behave like animals.
Just saw my sister walking around in nothing but a towel.Twice.
>>553361382>the Graves are Finno-Ugric descendants of Attila and Genghisthen why does every asian cosplaying as these two always look off-model?
>>553367636That's not a good thing, anon! That means you're on your personal Decay route! You need to [DISENGAGE], QUICK!
>>553368304>posts Sino-Korean JomonsA real mystery
>>553368550>That means you're on your personal Decay route!But this means I'll get puss
>>553368304>why does every asian cosplaying as these two always look off-model?so much this. I fucking hate it when people cosplay characters of a different race. like, you werent born the right race, get over it and cosplay someone of your ethnicity, simple as
>>553369409>like, you werent born the right race, get over it and cosplay someone of your ethnicityvery racist of your part but you should've said that to THESE kind of "people" instead>picture TOTALLY related
>>553369409just bully them to death
>>553367636Towels aren't even that revealing. You'll see more of her in shorts and a tight blouse.
>>553369409>>553370593>>553370610None of you are Finnish
>>553370847Grandpapa won't like this...
>>553370847
>>553370657>Towels aren't even that revealingWell yeah, but it's like a nice surprise
>>553370847>Do what you've got to do Andrew. Lord knows I did things I'm not proud of during the war when I was your age. Just remember, keep it to yourself, and DO NOT get it pregnant.
>>553369409>>553370593>>553370610those 3 of them still looks pretty fuckable to me what are you on about
>>553371924Grandpa left behind a village of children in the Congo
>>553367636Are you going to masturbate to her later?
>>553373045No, I did that yesterday
>>553370593
>>553373562Based. If you don't mind me asking, have you been like this before TCOAAL, or did the game awoke something in you?
>>553374063I got into this game because I was told it had incest in it. This was during the CH1 days, so I was kinda disappointed. But it all paid off
can someone explain short whats the difference between decay and burial? I tried asking grok but he just gave me a bullshit answer. Like what's the power difference
>>553374696Play the game.
>>553374696They're different routes depending on what choices you make at the end of Episode 2. Other than that, play the game, it's pretty good.
>>553374827>>553374873I did play, but I don't get the difference. I got burial first time around and now for ep3 I had to pick decay
>>553375050Just don't trust Andrew, or take the parents' offer instead of rejecting it. Also it matters if you let Ashley shoot or not so make sure you have bullets and make saves for both.
>>553375337whatever you fucking retards, you guys have sub freezer IQ. I'm asking about the narrative, not for a walkthrough of the game
I wish Julia had a cock that I could play with. Not in the sense that she's "futa-coded" or whatever the kids are saying today, just that I'd love to play with her body. I want to hug her from behind and reach under her skirt to grab hold of her member. I want to hold her in my arms and feel her body get hot as her cock grows harder and harder as I stimulate her. I want to hear her let out little noises as I gently squeeze her balls and I want to feel her squirm as I make her shoot out ropes of cum. She's just so cute, she's so very cute I can't bear it. I want to get on my knees and place her cock on my face. I want to look up at her bright red embarrassed face as I take her girlhood in my mouth. I want to cover her crotch in my saliva as I plunge her down my throat while she moans my name. All of that I type heterosexually. There is nothing gay about wanting to play with a girl's cock
>>553374696Episode 3 is the Decay route, and every ending demonstrates some way the Graves' relationship deteriorates into unhappiness or death. There is one cliffhanger ending that may have a happier ending. Current consensus is that the Burial route will lead them to trusting each other and establishing a healthier relationship. We don't really know for sure, though, because the author hasn't been forthcoming about the plot for Burial.
>>553376896Anon you better just be cooking pasta
>>553376896
>>553376896At least fantasize about fingering her and eating her out...
How do you make Nemlei-styled drawings? I want to make some additional program icons and using AI slop seems a bit disingenuous
>>553379126Basic round brush with a little taper at the ends for the line art, and a texture brush or overlay for the colored areas. Keep the color palette limited and muted where possible. If any icon has eyes, the colored pupils should have no texture (see the sprites).
>>553370847Andrew...
>>553378669No, that's gay
>>553347852This thing is as cute as a button. Absolute cherubic cutie.
>>553379126Look at the game's assets and backgrounds and try to emulate that, basically. Lines shouldn't be perfectly straight, but rather slightly wonky. Color palette should be dull and practically monochromatic, unless you are doing an icon for something that has a colorful logo, in which case I just use the original colors and then add a dull beige color overlay effect to dull them down. Most importantly you need to add texture to make it look dirty and battered, optionally with some cracks.Which programs did you want icons for anyway?
>>553381378>This thingLeyley is NOT a thing
>>553383290daughter
>>553383290>Leyley's no thing
precious
>>553384736Do you think two-year-old Andy loved her immediately at birth, or did she grow on him? I want to see their first meeting in the game.
>>553370670The existence of Finnish people in the Tcoaal universe implies the existence of The White Death
>>553386217His name is Grandpa
>>553386217no one looks Finnish in tcoaal
>>553384736caca
>>553370657they are if they fall off because she messed up the cinch
>>553386217But that implies the existence of russians.
In which order were Nemlei's old games released?
>>553388702I think JIAC, Divilethion, Better Half, Candy Scabs, NGN
>>553374457May the stars align one day for you to discover that your sister feels the same way, anon
3A 1 year anniversary is not too far away
>>553392439What the fuck, it's been that long? Terrifying.
>>553392545Mortifying, even.
>>553392614Gravely serious.
>>553392439Still 3 months away
>>553392545I know, that thought hit me while I was in the shower. Somehow it's been 9 months already. I feel like I need to go back and replay all of SNS and Cliffhanger, but I can't seem to find the time
>>553393319I can find the time, but not the courage…
I bought the cheapest bootleg PS4 controller I could find just so I can have something to use Steam Link with on my bedroom TV. It smells like ass but at least now I can play the backlog of Nemlei's old games on a big screen without leaving my bed. I still can't for the life of me understand how can people use these stupid things for movement in 3D action games, but for simpler 2D games like VNs or Coffin it's sufficient
>>553393185Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>553390408I dunno if I properly love her. I think I just want to fuck her to fulfill a fetish. I probably wouldn't fuck my sister even if she wanted it
>>553384736Dirty girl.
>>553391507What's going on here?!?
>>553399028I'm eating lunch.
>>553399445Do not cannibalize your sister.
>>553399506I miss when you'd get mad at me for the incest. I've kept her alive this long, why would I eat her now?
>>553389029where can i find these?are they good?
>>553402079read op, niggerino
>>553402231You really shouldn't use that word
>>553402515shut uphe can call me nigger as much as he wants
>>553402570How romantic!
>>553402570based black gf
>>553402079The games are in the OP, but don't look at the ending menus before playing because the uploader couldn't remove that data.
>>553402515
>>553406041Julia had sex with a nigger (me, her boyfriend)
>>553406145But InkyInk isn't black.
>>553407576You don't know thatDo you know that? I wasn't around during the Inkyink days, did he post his face?
>>553407981He has a YouTube channel and is definitely white.
>>553360108
>>553409541I just noticed the snowflake swazzie
>>553412853Nemlei deciding to put a cloud of dust on her shirt was diabolical.
>>553412853
Is her pussy mid?
Sorrry for making thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/cf6xsn4rklg8yufe.mp4
>>553418565The dental fricative symbols are so fucking annoying, I'm honestly sick of themBut this is really good. How'd you make it?
>>553418861>The dental fricative symbols are so fucking annoying, I'm honestly sick of themThat's because you're not an Anglo-Saxon-Jute.
>>553419007Anon the schtick is old
>>553418861https://github.com/shizmob/rpatool
>>553418565I lost hard. You're hired to make BH2. Pic related is literally me.
>>553419235
>>553419095Anglo-Saxon-Jutes are not for an age, but for all time.
>>553419714You won't click a github link?
>>553419775What about dinosaur times? Checkmate.
>>553418565Stop litterboxing where I can't see it!
>>553419007Still no idea what a jute is, but I'm glad you liked the video :)
>>553420818https://www.reddit.com/r/better_half/comments/1q9r15h/sorry_for_making_this/uploaded it to the sub.. You should be able to watch it there
>>553420818No wait, if I just keep opening the link eventually the security thing will stop working. Firefox is retarded in my favor for once.
>>553421340Oh I know how to fix that. Here's what I do>open catbox link>get security error>close tab and open the catbox.moe website>close tab and reclick linkFor some reason, visiting the catbox main page allows me to see catboxed images without the warning, at least for a little while
>>553396518>I would break my sister's heart if it ever came to thatYou really are Andrew, huh
>>553399445Her shorts are still on though
>>553424046Not for long.
>>553424240He turned Andrew black! Fix it right now!
>>553423767Andrew was right to do so. I know that we know that she truly loved him and that they need each other, but from his perspective, it'd would have been irresponsible and reckless for him to reciprocate her love. This isn't a fairy tale with a happily ever after. It's real life with real consequences
>>553425183>This isn't a fairy tale with a happily ever after. It's real life with real consequencesConsequences only apply if you get caught. Like you said, this isn't a fairy tale, there's no compelling reason the world magically wises up to your shenanigans because of storybook magic.
>>553357045Ashley's hair is Andrew's fidget spinner, it's something soft and comforting to the touch.
>>553426264You seem to be focused on the legal ramifications or whatever, but that's not what this is about. It's about the interpersonal ones. Andrew has no way of knowing if Ashley's feelings for him are true love, or are a form of attachment created as a mix of teenage hormones and her dependency on him. THAT is why him walking away there is the right thing to do. It'd simply be irresponsible of him to sleep with her without being certain that she truly does love him and he's not taking advantage of her in any way.
>>553426845sounds dumb and gay
>>553426895You're the one who said I was Andrew. It's just not that easy
>>553427267>You're the one who said I was Andrew.No I'm not.
>>553426845Ashley finally understanding this will be their last big blowout fight.
>>553427317But it says right there that you're Anonymous
Hypothetically speaking: what are the chances we get a 'vision' that breaks the 4th wall? Only curious because I'd like to see how Andrew and Ashley react to their fans. Or maybe having the cult being some sort of allegory for them?
>>553429007We already got one where haggots were portrayed as literally mentally deficient.
>>553429606I meant specifically for people who like Andrew and Ashley. Just think It would be a funny idea to see Ashley questioning why so many people like her. (And those who dislike her isnt surprising because she's used to it lol). Also would be funny to see how they'd react to the armies of people wanting to be both sibling's hussies. Or the amount of people who want to see them fuck.
>>553429606Tardrew is so cute. I just want to pinch his cheeks and wrangle him when he has a meltdown in the middle of the store because they're out of Delph-O's cereal.
>>553429945No, Tardrew! You can't have that Fart Cloud plushie. It's too expensive, okay? But if you come quietly, we can go to McAndy's and get you a Nina nugget box. How does that sound?
>>553429606Tardrew is so annoying. I just want to wrangle him and beat him with my belt when we get home when he has a meltdown in the middle of a store because they're out of Delph-O's cereal.
>>553430321>You can't have that Fart Cloud plushieffs woman! Can a nigga live?
>>553430321Autistley being Tardrew's mommy gf sounds fun
>>553430321Truly dystopian, but Tardrew will be a good boy for Leyley. Can he at least choose the toy in the SappyMeal this time? The last one sucked.
>>553426845Yeah but you are only saying that because Andrew is a fictional character that has been analyzed to death. Most teenagers high on hormones wouldn't think about it this deeply or rationally and wouldn't turn Ashley down in such a scenario unless they were closeted homosexuals. Even Andrew is probably thinking less that and more "what if people find out and prove the rumors true?"
>>553429838>Andrew! This is really weird, why do so many of them want to fuck me?!>Let's be honest, with they way you dress this shouldn't be a surprise at all. What really creeps me out though is all those people who want *us* to fuck...>No, I'd say that was pretty much expected.>S-shut up! No it wasn't!
>>553429007breaking the 4th wall is r*ddit tier writing
>>553429007>>553439119We already had a 4th wall break. Optional dialogue of Ashley asking for a hug in episode 2 and Andrew saying "it would be... y'know, with the audience?" He was clearly talking about (You) not the parents!
>>553442834>forgot to include the bump page
>>553443115>forgot
You all better be hanging out with your sisters! There is no excuse for the thread to be so dead and frequently fall to the bottom of the catalog otherwise.
>>553443635Went to church with my sister.
>>553443635Went to mah sistah's bahfdey, wi pley'd ward gemus ol niyt, kan't stahp tahpeng loike retord, buht mah voyce ees gahn.
>>553443635It's been 9 months since we last got new content and the game isn't really long. We've already had almost all the conversations we can have and it's not like we can share a new piece of fanart every second. Geniunely what are we supposed to post? Our sisters' feet?
>>553443635it has been 9 months since last chapter. who tf talks about the same chapter for 9 months
smoking weed with Ashley must be quite an experience
>>553446585>Geniunely what are we supposed to post? Our sisters' feet?yes please
>9 monthsDid Ashley have another inbred baby already? How many is she up to now?
>>553446585Please post your sister's feet
>>553446585Genuineley
>>553446769
>>553443635My sister finished Half Life 2 Episode 2 today. I commended her and recommended some other old gems but she says she doesn't even feel like gaming anymore, and she'd rather laze around all day doing nothing until the break ends
>>553448192Rise, and shine, Anon's sister. Rise and shine. Not to imply that you have been lazing on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste, until. Well, let's just say you must be cute again. The right man in the wrong sister can make all the difference in the world.
>"Maybe I shouldn't stick my dick in crazy..."
>>553448508>so wake up, Mrs Gravesman.... wake up and: smell the incest
>>553448602
>>553448508Ashley could have prevented the resonance cascade
>>553446889>>553447685>>553447853I'm not doing that
>Doug and Renee modWhy?
>>553448192>recommended some other old gemsWDYM old gems? Half Life 2 and its Episodes are modern games, the last one was only... Uh... 18 years ago.What the fuck. Seriously, what the fuck! Where did time go??
>>553449709They're a good couple and actually canon
>>553449465THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN BRING UP THE POSSIBILITY?!
>>553448192Also you are very lucky. I feel like girls playing video games are more common these days but girls specifically liking FPS games are not. You should play something together online that isn't just farming sims.
>>553450332I'd recommend her TCOAAL if it wouldn't look super sus heh
>>553448514His one mistake doomed two innocents.
>>553451012Four. Nina and the camping family.Everyone else got what they deserved.
>>553450690No but for real, you should find some multiplayer games you can play together. It's a great way to keep in contact with someone. Especially if she is already into video games.
>>553448823Seeing how often Half Life is brought up here, especially the joke about how the next Coffin chapter and HL3 are actually the same game, this is something I've been thinking about.Suppose for whatever reason, ??? happens to brings Andrew and Ashley to Black Mesa on the day of the incident. Say, Ashley works for ??? like in Decay, but Andrew also tags along for one reason or another, and some janitor at BM is trying to summon a demon in the broom closet. ??? answers the call, brings over A&A to sacrifice the janitor and find additional souls to sacrifice. And just then shit happens to hit the fan, and Ashley can no longer summon ??? because all the Xen teleport shenanigans are interfering with her trying to contact the demon realm somehow. Our Heroes are stranded in a labyrinthine research facility overrun with hostile alien flora and fauna, they have no special equipment nor a working demon trinket, but they still have each other, their wits, the will to survive, and willingness to kill for it. How do they fare?
>>553452592>How do they fare?Andrew gets cooked alive by a Vortigaunt and Ashley, screaming, steps on a HECU mine and is blown to pieces.
>>553451608Well, any suggestions? I'm not with her now and we really can't run high-end games. She has been playing my games with family sharing (So if we want to play something together we'll have to buy it twice)LF4D2?
>>553453396Cool #600 aggie idea!
>>553454006>ibb & obb>Portal 2>Half-Life Decay since she likes Half-Life>Minecraft
>>553448102why the crack pipe though? Ashley isnt some trailer trash junkie to be doing drugs. I can see her trying the noble weed (that might have fixed her relationship with Andrew in sns in fact), but she wouldnt ever touch crack or anything of the sort
>>553455337There are some benefits of having a crackwhore sister
>>553455498The downsides far outweigh the benefits
>>553449709>doug and renee mod>just the same "what if they were in chapter 1" slop instead of expanding upon their youth, how they met, and their plans to murder grandpa gravesSo close to greatness
>>553455628just become her crackdaddy and she'll suck dick like her life depends on it
The Chinese seem to have made the most comprehensive so far on the legal status of sibling incest across the world. Unlike the other maps, which deal with incest in general, this one specifically concerns full-siblings, which is why Estonia and Ohio are marked as legal.>Legal: Blue>Illegal only if it provokes public scandal: Green>Illegal for same-sex couples; legal for opposite-sex couples: Yellow>Illegal for opposite-sex couples; legal for same-sex couples: Purple>Illegal (prison sentence): Orange>Illegal (up to life imprisonment): Red>Illegal (death penalty): Dark redInterestingly, Guyana seems to be the only country in the world where only same-sex incest is punished, the opposite of countries like Germany and Ireland.
>>553421515a few weeks ago Catbox just completely stopped loading for me
>>553456615>all of Northern Europe is orangeNemlei is stepping on thin ice
>>553456615Sweden and Finland allow it for half-siblings
>>553452592The only real question I have is if they get cool suits
>>553456615korea is lying to you
>>553456615>Illegal for same-sex couples; legal for opposite-sex couples: YellowFucking BASED Guyana
>>553457690North or south? And please cite your sources.
>>553457770Same-sex sex is just illegal there in general. This includes between siblings.
>>553457916check the marriage laws
>>553457406Yes. Not only that, Sweden lets half-siblings marry if they undergo legally mandated counseling or some such crap. I think it's the only country in the world that does that, which is why I specified it only concerns full-siblings. There's still some nuance that's not captured, such as Germany technically permitting oral and anal sex between full siblings because only vaginal penetration is defined as incest. But it seems to be the best map so far for our, uhh, interest.>>553458059I guess the oddity is that almost every country that sees homosex as worthy of prison sees sibling incest in the same way. For some reason, Guyana seemed so have staked out a third position.>>553458178>marriage lawsThis concerns sexual intercourse, though. Marriage between full siblings is illegal everywhere at present.
>>553458736just look at the marriage law map, you'll see what I mean
>>553456615>Russia, China, and almost all South America blueThe global south just cant stop winning. Its so over for western imperialists
>>553458178>제10조(결혼촌수)>8촌까지의 혈족, 4촌까지의 인척이거나 인척이였던자사이 에는 결혼할수 없다.
https://x.com/votecrying/status/2010276390621548643
>>553460127why are his eyebrows so thick
>>553459557What does 8th degree amount to? how many cousins is that?
>>553460281probably a female artist. thats one of the ways they emphasize masculinity when drawing men
>>553460281Armenian genes
>>553455650why are all coffin fan games slop while fnaf and ddlc fans made some really good games
https://x.com/Anomalocaris7x/status/2010382719927345611
>>553462000FNAF and DDLC are more popular, a higher quantity of fan games means a higher chance for a good one. FNAF in particular has plenty of slop but it gets filtered out
>>553455650That's what visions of the past are for
>you see a woman being fed by her brother until the next update to the game, past the point the anon doing those felt bad about it.>watch this vision?
>>553449709Tcoaar mod would be peak if they went this route instead of hagcest
>>553460747You're not allowed to marry anyone closer than your fourth cousinAssuming North Korean law defines degree of consanguinity by share of DNA shared by descent according to this chart
>>553464624>past the point the anon doing those felt bad about itwhat in esl niggerbabble am I reading
>>553462000>>553462460most FNAF and DDLC fans fucking despises tcoaal bc of "muh incest bad" and shit despite the fact both of these games they are into has the same heavy themes as tcoaal such as child murder (FNaF) and psychological/physical abuse (DDLC)same goes to F&H, Danganronpa, Omori and Lisa fans who keeps bashing tcoaal for the incestuous themes despite the fact those same game they are fan of has the exact themes as tcoaal but with other themes that are LOT worse than incest like mutilation and rape (Fear and Hunger), necrophilia (Danganronpa), glorifying mental illness (OMORI) and child sexual abuse (Lisa)showing how much of ignorant hypocrites they are and they've never played these same games as well (prob just watched a shitty yt gameplay or essay and now claimed to know "everything" abt those games)
>>553351261It's even more interesting when you realize that Finland has fewer people in it than New York City.
>>553468837I'm sorry, is there indie horror beef?
>>553469891I fuckin love the Amiga tracker scene.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KywFQaahO0I
>>553469891>New York City.depending if you use the city or the wider metropolitan area that's a pop of approx 9-19m then only 99 or 64 countries have a larger population. belarus or chile being the dividing line
>>553469891>>553470714Finns can't stop winning.
>>553468837Dude, they hate the game because they're twelve & think sex is icky.All those games u listed r 4 12 year olds.
>>553470869>& think sex is ickyWhy do FNiggers keep jacking off to thicc animatronics then?
>>553470837https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fejzkPpoWIk(His original was used in Uplink OST - 2001!)
>>553470760It also depends on your definition of "people"...
>>553470869>they hate the game because they're twelve & think sex is icky.not really, there are also adults over 20 who also hate the game bc of "sex is icky" mindsetand even nsfw artists for some reason
>>553472387There's a lot of artists online who are effectively echoborgs for anti-social 12 year olds.
>>553470869>AsmonþiuGod it's accurate
>>553468837That's ironic, because Danganronpa is chock full of incest bait and the author loves putting it in his games.
DUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Whoops, wrong thread. Sorry. Enjoy the hatley anyway
>>553470073no. he's just having a schizo meltdown
>>553475096Our leys are being exported to *gasp* /sp/!
>>553476058Yeah, I've been posting a fair amount of Leyleys on /sp/ because they make good reaction images and I can easily edit them for any games. That reminds me...These teams fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>553476058Our Leyleys are our most important cultural export, and /calg/'s soft power is owed to her exploitability (in the image macro sense).
https://twitter.com/DiddlyDooter/status/2010391988047335677
>>553477758Fat slut
What's the most sexually charged comment you've made about your sister, TO your sister?
Have (You) tried the spiritually Nemleian horror puzzle game Ib yet? I just got the true ending today.
>>553479686NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Sisters in cat formhttps://x.com/holothes/status/2010425004362694764
>>553479686Incredible.
>>553477758Imagine spanking her like a bongo until her cheeks are as red as tomatoes and she has tears in her eyes
>>553475020
>>553479775Can't do what?
>>553479449Somehow, asking her to stomp my balls wasn't the worst one.
>>553480837Now you have to elaborate on the context of that one AND the worst one.
>>553480527Thiu WOULD be a razorkekAlso, you should erase the hair poking out from the hat
https://x.com/mezasehappyend/status/2010018956015480934
>>553480926>be me at the bar>drinking with sister and my friends>i don't remember if it was an arm wrestle, but some type of game or competition ensued between me and one of my friends>sister says "the loser has to get their balls stomped by me!">after I won, I sat down and talked to her, and then she asks me what I think of her outfit>For context, she definitely overdressed for the bar. It wasn't exactly gothic lolita but it was similar. She looked amazing, for sure >so I told her "Holy shit, your fit is......I won but I still want to get my balls stomped anyway">she sounded very sad and I had to rush to explain I wasn't leering at herThere's worse, hell there's worse from that night, but this is the first thing that came to mind.
>>553483636>makes an off-the-wall joke that implies a potential incestuous outcome>gets upset when you follow up on itWhy are some women like this?
>>553484729Women just don't like being leered at, since they much prefer being skanks on their own terms. Take for example my sister, who on that same night, grabbed my hand and deep throated my finger in front of one of my friends, and I could only point at his distraught expression and wheeze in laughter. Though he did regain his composure and said something like "Nah, that's nothing, it's just a finger".
>>553485456
>>553484729women believe brothers cannot view them in a sexual light, which is mostly true to be honest, at least it makes more sense than having an unrelated male friend who is totally not interested in you that way
>>553486235>ewI kinda wish there was a running gag of Mom having a bunch of different mugs to express whatever her present emotion is
>>553486453I'm reminded of that hentai where the catgirl imouto's shirt or whatever says something different in each panel
>>553479449>What's the most sexually charged comment you've made about your sister, TO your sister?I grabbed my t-shirt collar and pulled it off to wipe my face; when she asked me why I did that I told her I was cleaning her seat.
>>553487981You should have said, "I'd give you the shirt off my back, princess," and kneeled to kiss her hand. Panties=soaked.
>>553486453I despise Renee but still couldn't think of a more fitting reaction image because it is just perfect. Ew. I think it's cool when siblings get a bit too playful, I see no issue with one playing with their sibling's hair, maybe even giving then some light spanking, etc. But outright mimicking a sexual act is something else and I think it's in poor taste to do it in public with someone you are not romantically involved with. I hate to say it but anon's sister might be an actual HUSSY
>>553488726Yeah... that's a real banger of a line right there.
>>553487981How did she react?
>>553483636>step on my balls>>553487981>sit on my face>>553488726>this whole postThe absolute state.
>>553488969She threw a bag of shredded cheese at me (she was rifling through the fridge)>>553488976There's nothing wrong with grabbing a girl and planting her ass on your face.
>>553489235Please tell me the bag was sealed, I'd hate to image that shit spilling all over the kitchen and you having to clean it up
>>553488976What's wrong with it? I'm a romantic.
>>553489518>Please tell me the bag was sealedI almost wish it wasn't, because now I can't get the image of her just shoveling fistfuls of shredded cheese in her mouth out of my head.
>>553488976>reddit spacingTHE ABSOLUTE STATE
>>553489687I can 100% picture Andrew and Ashley reenacting this whole scenario
What YTers u think Nemleiverse characters would watch?
>Youtuber? Hardly know 'er!
https://x.com/i/status/2010418035367293259
>>553493186:3 detected, sister-cat link validated
>>553493186>Ashley wearing Andrew's flannel shirt
>>553493843Now I want to see Andrew wear Ashley's camisole-over-long-sleeved-shirt combo.
>>553495434It's not the same
>>553493843Sisters are entitled by birthright to any and all pieces of clothing that their brothers have
What nationality are Andrew and Ashley? They are clearly white so I'm thinking Finnish or Slav.
>>553500625Anon is this bait? I can't tell.
>>553501207No, genuinely would like to know what type of country would fit them best.
>>553500625Coffinnish. At least partly Jewish on their mother's side.
>>553501487The Russians seem to like this game quite well, so I presume they're kindreds
>>553501824Agreed, particularly the part that has beatings.
>>553500625The Graves are Zimbabwean
>>553453396Have some faith. If they still have the gun and a few bullets they can probably dispatch the first Vort they come across. A lot would depend on luck and on where exactly in the facility would they be, really, but if they can make it to the nearest armory, or even just the nearest dead guard, they'll be able to get their hands on better weapons and improve their chances. I'd say they should fare better than your average hapless scientist, and their chances of evacuating, although slim, are far from non-existent.
>>553502051*Rhodesianor did you mean the great zimbawe fortress?
>>553502051>>553504269Nah I think slav is most fitting for the Graves. Probably even lived in a communist block like pic related
Graves are Irish.
>>553505257What if Douglas is a rhodesian refugee who met Renee in the commie blocks?
>>553504269>great zimbabweAs a White man, I do not claim that thing. Terrible design. The convex rounded walls mean that an attacking force could attack from practically any direction and be in cover from all but a small section of the ramparts. It's as if the builders hadn't even thought of military applications!
>>553502049Rusanon here. Can confirm, I absolutely love the domestic violence in coffin. The way its depicted is just so pleasing. Like every moment Ashley just gets overwhelmed by brute force unable to retaliate is just so kino. Wouldnt do this to a girl irl tho, I only like to watch
>>553505803Well it was an arab gold mining settlement or something.
>>553505835>I only like to watchNetoraryona
>>553506007>Netoraryonavoyeuryona?
>>553505835Based. Didn't know Coffin attracts so many ryona CHADS.
My wife wearing her work uniform (she works really hard).
>>553506416You'd better work harder then, Douglas. Wouldn't want to rely on your wife for everything.
>>553506416How true is it that Reenee is jewish like >>553501762 states?
>>553506705>sold her childrenYeah
>>553506007Well I think a lot of leople into ryona or something of that variety wouldnt enjoy doing irl activities related to it. Like, its one thing to read about it or watch it in fiction, but its another thing to hurt people irl. Like, I sure do get a hardon from seeing women get physically abused, but the moment I imagine myself hurting a woman it just repulses me. I dont think I would ever be able to bring myself to beat up a girl irl, let alone enjoy it. You can call that a form of cuckery, but I guess its about not confusing fiction with reality>>553506248>Didn't know Coffin attracts so many ryona CHADSwell its natural given the themes the game touches on
>>553506828I think that has to do more with her being a boomer
>>553506828She didn't have a choice.
>>553507573If Renee wasn't under so much economic pressure, what type of person would she be? Could she be a good mother to Andrew and Ashley? What would dating her be like?From the letter to the past, she seems to have always been a ride or die type of girl.
>>553508026Renee is a fundamentally self-centered person with Douglas being the sole exception. She doesn't have the capacity nor the inclination for motherhood proper.
>>553508026>t. didn't play the game
>>553335505>UltrakillI didn't realize /calg/ had trans posters
I love Nina so much that I will make her my bride!
>>553508330There's at least 2 of them, or used to be, and one is easily identifiable by their "art" style.
>>553508665You'd better not
>>553508821absolutely ruined
>>553508665>I love this character with barely any screentime that suffocated in a boxPeople really do post things just for the sake of increasing the post count.
>>553508026She's a bad mother because she resents having to put effort into them. Money doesn't do anything for that until she's hiring a governess to be their mother for her.
>>553509204But she is so cute and pretty.....
>>553509598I get the distinct feeling you're chomping at the bit for someone to point out that Nina is a child so you can then start shitposting about "moralfagging in a cannibal incest game"
>>553509598Nina is a child.
>>553509727No, I really like her. I want to protecc her not doing dirty stuff.
>>553508026Even if they were financially stable, she'd still be a bitch. She very clearly had issues at a young age and becoming a teenage mom only exacerbated the problem.
My sister and I got married for financial reasons, but after living as a married couple for a while, we actually fell in love with each other. Everything worked out in the end.
>>553508212>>553510481And what is she like as a wife? I know she can be overbearing but would she at least be more than a good lay? Can she make a good conversation?
>>553511706
>>553508821Nina would have been an amazing wife and mother. A shame we instead got that weirdo Ashley
>>553512147>literal fanfic
Nina nation RUNS this genny
>>553512198It's this bizarre genre of post that isn't openly hostile or inflammatory but is also just kind of pointless
>>553512474Amazing. I mean she seems like a ray of sunshine compared to the other characters. Might even be nicer than Julia and would probably have helped Julia grow into a nicer and more confident girl too had she lived.
>>553511706Going by Douglas's letter, being married to her would be like marrying Ashley. She'll make you feel alive, but she'd also stress you out if don't give her your undivided attention and approval 24/7.
>>553512147This Nina is extremely hot. Also stupid question is her hair supposed to be purple? I assumed she was blonde.
>>553513251I think it was made purple because of her flowers theme. But yeah she's surprisingly hot and would probably grow into an alpha bitch if she didn't die.
>>553513389bro what
>>553513586He'll tire himself out eventually just ignore it.
All stars will reveal the "what if Andrew didn't lock up Nina" path
>>553513389Yeah you probably right. I don't know why I thought she was blonde.
>>553513920I'd like to play that even if it leads to a bad end.
>>553513920nyet
>>553513251She could have been blonde or a light brunette. The purple hair is most likely a side effect of the color scheme in the childhood flashbacks and not intended to be her real hair color, because all of the characters in Coffin have realistic hair colors.
Am I the only one who thinks that Nina and the Lady from Room 302 look very similar?
>>553514919You know too much
>Nina faked her death
>>553516085Twice.
>>553518481>fakes choking to death>fakes getting cleavered to death by the same guy>dies in a fire a few weeks laterShe was too unlucky to live.
>The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling...
>>553520064>he thinks she died offscreen from the "fire"lmao
>>553520204>Thiu thought his 7 incher was more exceptional than it actually was
>>553521239>Andrew realizing his only "big" and not "huge"
>>553521481pic didn't upload
>>553513920Ashley sells her to some fat bald neck beard of a human. She's never seen again...without her doting father/husband.
>>553520204It's fine as long as he's happy with it, right?
>>553521239Definitely not thiu, maybe andrew, but I don't think Andrew cares in the slightest to think about his dick or compare it to others. At his absolute worst in SNS he seems to care about how "experienced" he is which is vile behavior.
>>553522316Ashley looking up dick size statistics?
>>553522487I don't think she'd purposely look that up but probably something she'd learn randomly from gossip or tv.
>>553520204A whole 4? Woah buddy, leave some inches for the rest of us.
>>553522316I think that was more him feeling bad she didn't enjoy it. It's extremely badly put, and tone deaf to what Ashley is actually thinking, but what he's trying to say is more "I promise it won't always be terrible, please don't hate it going forward" than bragging about anything.
>>553521239Thiu always somewhat struck me as being in the lower 5s, slightly below average
Thiu is an 8 by 4 kinda guy
>>553523526Is that 4 inches long and 8 inch around...?
>>553523645he means 8cm long and 4cm circumference
>>553523645Horrible mental image. Thanks.
https://x.com/Shielll34/status/2003163681673347474
>>553526469Would they let you rub their bellies?
>>553527626>Catdrew will let you but not show any affection back>Catshley demands it but slap you for actually doing it
