Previous: >>553335117>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
DAAAAABY
lick nature navel
ace on my face
I'm going to rape another Dotoposter today.
orange
>>553353809the new raid series not only has AI boss designs but mechanics and triggers as well, maybe even the weapons since they fucking suck
oneechan~
Why do the japanese say "Toresen" for "Tracen"?Is there no better way for them or is "Tracen" invented?
>>553354305stop gangstalking memy aces are doneim not doing runs until mondayfuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Digitan LOVE
>>553354064Derby?
>>553354434if your aces are already done, then do some fan runs you lazy leech
>>553354394it sounds like that Tracen rendered into Japanese syllables sounds like Toresen
>>553354394why do the japanese say "meri kurisumasu" for "Merry Christmas"? is there no bette way for them or is "Merry Christmas" invented?
>>553354539Orfevre would never do this
>>553354539
>>553354539>This is your Tyrant
my life is worthlessumamusume
>>553354542So, training center?
>>553354539what is attractive about squirting nipples
>>553354674Milky milk :L
>>553354539>Ears are censored
>>553354539My Tyrant wouldn't do that
>>553354576>for "Merry Christmas"?wtf are you talking about?"meri kurisumasu" is "Happy Holidays", you triple niggerand I'm talking about a name, why do they use To"re"sen when in english it's T"ra"cen
>>553354674I want to suck on them
guess the spark!!!>yes this is a parent runIdk why I kept getting double/triple rainbows
Trainer-san ....I ... I don't want to say it ...But I pooped myself ...Would you clean her up?
Heh
>>553354649its fine, AI will fix everything. You are now brown for NOT accepting our AI overlords.
another worthless hack who can only draw one body and pastes different heads on
>>553354816>BADit's right there in the stats, 1* wit
>>553354775because re = rayand ra = raw...you're not saying Traw-cen are you?
>>5533548612hu fumos... replaced...
Damn I'm missing a lot of umasI kinda regret skipping Dober too, she seemed like my typuda
>>5533548162 wit 2 pace
>>553354925it's not that bad but still not worth using
>>553354816Congrats on the 3*guts
When are we getting an uma who records racing data and feeds it into AI to generate winning strategies?
>>553354539Orfevre is not that fat
>>553355040I'm planning to dump at least 60k carats into the all uma banner. Dober's one of my choices to spark if I don't get her naturally.
>>553354064I think Winning Ticket SUCKS
>>553355141Air Shakur?
>>553355141isnt that kinda air shakur?
>>553354659Japanese cannot pronounce 'tr'same with remaining word, 'toreiningu-senta' is the most similar pronounce they can
>>553355040If it makes you feel better, I found her story to be one of the weakest out of all of the post-debut umas.
i cast "make the thread usable this time"your move /uma/
You lied to me. I've never felt such a lack of soul in a unit. First and last time I pull for meta umas. I'm having more fun with Dober than Oguri
>>553355246My favorite part about Japan is the L / R pronunciations, and the El Condor Pasa VA rolling the R in "El"
>>553355402I post cafe and end my turn
>>553355312I think Dober is super cute, actually, and I felt even stronger about that after reading her story.
>>553355167That's a healthy amount of fat for an uma who is planning on having a child, as advised by her sister Dream Joruney
>>553355402but its never been usable...
>>553354939every gacha wants their fumos but they will never be replaced
>>553355312>>553355485Who do I believe
>>553355402My uma punches you in the face (as a joke).
>>553355234>>553355236It was in front of us all along...A I r Shakur...
I really have to stop showing up after the porn is deleted
>>553355312i shouldn't have gotten her she's too hard to make into long breeder and everyone gets fucked by hoguri now anywayi should have either went sweat direction with xog or kino story direction with toesen
>>553355523thats because no one cast that spell before, anon
>>553355402I use ai to un-uma your musume.Now what?
Air Shakur's design definitely was AI generated, and not with the fancy new AIs, with the ones from 5 years ago
>>553355580It's a bad feeling
anons I need some reality check, I have been using biko borrow for a while alongisde my kitasan and tosho for 0% growth umas, but for this long CM for some umas with stamina growth I switched to just using my own Kita + tosho + king and then borrow super tits MLB and use my own mlb cafe...And I have been completely unable to even reach 1100 speed for 3 days, am I just lowrolling or is 3 speed cards not doable? I swear it was with kita tosho king
Do you think some umas bully the girls for having big donkey ears?
how big did you imagine the cliff in the hoguri story
>>553355540third party here, I liked it. not as impactful like doto or anything but nice regardless
You know, all of this happened within a couple weeks of the Air Shakur glowie revealing themselves. And now? Nowhere to be seen. Coincidence?
>>553355540fourth party here, I really didn't like it
>>553355824The feds like Air Shakur?
Mom, I want a Maruzensky!We already have a Maruzensky.>Maruzensky at home
>>553355754Some do but they don't come to school anymore
>>553355776>>553355869
>>553355824>Air Shakur glowie revealing themselvesQrd?
I choose to believe that unlike real horses, uma tails are prehensile and thus the girls wrapping their tail around Torena is canon
>>553355924Villain.
>>553354854>anon wouldnt clean up a messy uma
>>553355040Dober is the cutest and wifest uma. I will continue the Mejiro name with her.
Evilest Uma?
>>553356137
>>553355735sweep is overrated
>>553356137laisu followed by the ojisan pervert
i feel nothing when porn gets posted, i just say>hoeh, nice
>>553356019all we need is ONE even semi official drawing or animation
>>553355735With no speed sparks, in my experience you need a pretty good roll and/or really good wit cards.
>>553355754
>>553355735It is possible, it just requires abover average luck. I wouldn't say only high rolls can cap speed but you need your cards to cooperate and give double rainbows more than once a year.
>>553355907>>553355996It’s not a long story. There was a legit fed. He liked Air Shakur. He was around for a few threads. He had a buddy who used his government card to hire a prostitute.
>>553356019tailjob
>>553356137Rice
QuestionIs the amount of rankups in unity cup matches based on how many wins in the round you get? Like if you got 5 wins instead of 3, more stats rank up?
CB doesn't have good porn
>>553356137Doto
>>553355540It's a subjective assessment, so we could both be correct. I personally didn't enjoy Dober's career that much as I found it to suffer from the same problem which a lot of the debut umas have, in that the narrative falls apart if you win all of your races. Spoilers for her career: Her career drama starts off with the main issue being her low confidence, but that abruptly gets resolved not by the trainer but by Air Groove at the start of Classic year. The focus of her career then becomes needing to break out from the shadow of previously successful Mejiros and stop trying to simply be as good as Air Groove but to surpass her and become her own person. This doesn't make any narrative sense if you win all of the G1s as Dober continues to feel like she's inadequate, despite having massively surpassed any previous Mejiro and clearly being far better than Air Groove.I do like Dober, and I really liked the supporting characters of Mejiro Bright and Air Groove. I just felt like her career was weak.
>>553356426kitahara-san is so lucky...
BAKI
>>553356335>you will never help comb dried cum out of your umawife's tail after she teases you too far with it
Helios I'm not your trainer and bf anymore
>>553356214Isn't that the normal reaction one should have?
>>553356562w... wei...
>>553356073Heros fight bullies
>>553356401you want to get at least top 5 and that accounts between what opponent teams you defeated, ideally you want to beat 4 in the top and the last one in the middle or the first one in the middle and the rest on the top, but that's if you want to avoid someone like the turf queens or the apexas for stats, first team always gives more but i'm not sure what the skill points amount you get when you beat riko's team matters, sometimes i get 63 and sometimes i get 67
>>553356321I guess I have been in an unlucky streak, tomorrow will be a better day I guess
>>553356562pls say sike rn
>>553356019tail hugging is canon but it's not brought up until zephyr https://youtu.be/8WxXqiXVMwU
Do you think horse semen tastes the same as human semen?
>>553356595Where's Kawakami?
>>553356667oh shit she's actually crying lol
>>553356426People act like Oguri is being cucked, but does she even care?
>>553356426
>>553356859
Sex with Verxina
>>553356667I can't wait for this cake uma's scenario to release.>No IRL Light HelloDamn someone's gotta make another Happy Meek scenario so we can play a young Hello trying to become someone.
One of the ryona artists I follow uploaded one with Seiun Sky... not cool.
>>553356137probably grass wonder
>>553356859Trainer meat isn't very filling.
i sat in the old general, wondering why people stopped posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFJuw-fPMRkSubaru is so cute
>>553357256Oguri wouldn't eat people... right?
>>553357159uhh link?
>>553356859did you forget that she was about to give up her dream by losing the race just to stay with Kitahara in the countryside?
>>553357398Let's just say I wouldn't put it anywhere near her mouth.Now, taking her from behind while she sucks down a summer sausage...
oguri fat
>>553357404
I'm running both Kitasan and Speed Maya and this shit is the biggest lie there is
>>553357476That was for her sense of honor. She felt equally as bad for bailing out on the race with Fujimasa March for the same reason.
>>553357349Cute witlet
>>553357594sure anon
>>553356859She becomes like a puppy around Jo. If it wasn't for the massive age gap more people would see it as shipping fuel.
Gentildonna looks like the type to be easily hypnotizedHypnotized into sex
my daring tact gf
>>553357271Is that the tallest ears in the game right now?
>>553357551iirc mlb kitasan is only 30% chance to land on speed its not really that high
>>553357404https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139564249
so uhhh anons let's say I want to train a 20% stam growth uma right?I slot Riko as usual then 3 speed cards, and 2 stamina cards, and use power parents...With 3 speed cards and a bit of above average luck you should get to 1200 speed, while also giving enough to power added to power parents right?Then stamina with a 20% growth and 2 decent cards should reach 1000 and if lucky maybe put guts to 600 because 10% growth there...Leaving only wit that can be touched sometimes to reach 500+...Does my logic make sense? because I'm having a very hard time reaching even 1000 speed, this was supposed to be a "just click speed and stamina only but somehow it is not working for speed...
>>553357695She would just pretend to be hypnotized because she finds it cute that you think it would work
>>553357551So when it says 80, it doesn't mean 80% chance, it says an 80% INCREASED chance. There is always an inherent 15% chance for a card to land on its proper spot. 80% increased from that means it has like...a 23% chance.
I want Aston Machan to take care of me...
>>553357808thanksnot sure if I want to taint umas yet though, already did this with 2hu
>>553355402>>553355472Heh, I see. . . but I’m afraid you’ve forgotten about my trap-spell which was tripped on your way inside. . .aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHh>AI isn’t bad when used as a tool and not the sole product>Yuri is hot because two girls kissing is hot and forbidden love is alluring>Mambo danchou will never be a hypocrite because the truth is he would fall behind if the club were A+ or S>learning some things from crappy youtubers is okay if you know how to filter information>it’s fine to not care about the news and social issues at all as long as you want people to just be happy>your favorite uma WOULD date you>you are NOT retarded>spending money on a thing you enjoy doesn’t make you a piggy (but you can oink if you want)>Smart Falcon and Curren are both pretty cool>the guy that likes horse but needs help>teio users are probably in shape and good looking like teio>the only people that know or care what reddit thinks or does are reddit users themselves*breathes* *pushes up glasses* its over for this threadBetter luck next time, bucko
>>553357841>+20/10 stam/gutsI wouldn't even run Riko with that, the stats she gives don't scale with it.
>>553357808don't do that...
cryer
>>553357808Nishino Flower thursdays
KICK THAT CRYER BITCH OFF THE THREAD
>>553357808somehow I thought it was going to be far worse
MAMBO CHICKEN JOCKEY MY NIGGAS
Super Creek Love!
>>553357841your speed cards have to be good
>>553358069for the past couple days I have been failing to reach speed but as it is I end up with 900 to 1000 speed, then 1000 stam, 950+ power, 550 guts and 500 wit. I am not sure if I should switch riko for a nother speed card, I fear I might get way less stamina and guts knowing it SHOULD be possible to max speed like this
>>553358205I don't like blood and guts ryona, just choking and punching.
>>553358261Super Creek would be better with A-cups.
>>553354064droopy
>>553358272I'm using tosho, kitasan and king speed mlb, I have reached S rank umas with kitasan + tosho + brian... is brian SSR better than king SR or am I lowrolling I wonder
>>553358261Super Creek would cosplay anything if it makes you play goo goo babies with her
>>553358357No, flatties and cows should be kept in separate enclosures
>>553357841If you are trying to make an ace for the upcoming CM, replace Riko and/or one of the stamina cards with wit or guts
[milk sloshing]
>>553358506>is brian SSR better than king SRAs long as you get lucky with friendship building early on, Brian's +2 speed bonus makes her a great budget speed stick.
>>5533578414 speed cards
>>553358649
>>553358649IS THAT
>>553358641>>553358649Swinging Maestros
cryering
>>553358816shit slop, put in some effort next time
its speaky you dumb dachis
>>553357687There's this fan theory that says the reason she act like that around Kitahara is because he's Oguri biological father.In the manga, Oguri is often seen as 簡単オグリ (easy to draw Oguri) whenever she interact with her mother or Kitahara.Also the reason she's named Oguri Cap is because Kitahara wear a Cap in the past (can be seen in the flashback) presumably around the time he's dating her mother.
>>553358689>>553358741Honestly I will just try first brian instead of king and if that doesnt work I guess I will add another speed card
>>553357841I do it with 3 speed 1 stam riko 1 borrow finemotion
>>553358069i had the same thought but for 2500 i think it's still the best choice
I'm gonna say itI'm gonna say the C word
Is Bijin’s welfare SSR worth running for Winter Runner?
>>553359059I ____ CURREN
waaaa I'm a dumb fuck cryer waaaa
Is there somewhere that shows which umas have the highest compatability with the most other umas? Conceding to parent grinding and aside from the ones w/ good unique inherits I've no clue who to pick.
>>553359161Your Biwa or Ogurin?
>>553359161the SR is unironically better if you have it
>>553358946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp0N5PJxamE
>>553359193look at
>>553359193WILL EXORCISE
>>553358943Speaki*
>>553359237https://mee1080.github.io/umaishow/
>You've been issued your provisional URA Trainer's License>You are allowed 1 trainee of your choice, who you have to see through the URA finals.>Your "support deck" is R versions of Tazuna, Aoi, Riko, your trainee's roommate, her best friend, and her rival.>If you fail her career, your license expires and you're dismissed from Tracen, doomed to live as a normie in an isekai world.If you umapyoi her it's a 50% chance to get caught and terminated.Who do you pick?
>>553358943>>553359341cryer
>>553359237Pick based on inherits, that's the only metric.You can make high compatibility umas simply by running and winning as many same G1 races on each.
>>553359408Satono Diamond
>>553359270I have it MLB, why?
>>553359408if i pick dia do i only get 4 cards or do i get 3 copies of kitapits
>>553357762pat-time jobs uma...
>>553357963Aston Machan Love!
>>553359408Rice Shower
>>553359557producing? contribution? we?
>16* long>14* spurt>no long S or spurt from todays borrowsHaha
>>553359512>>553359561>Epsatono DiamondGood luck trying not to Umapyoi her
>>553359753Yeah, (You) and Mcqueen after retirement.
>>553359579hmmmmmI am not sure if a twitter meme or a facebook one
>>553359237MANT will trivialize the compatibility system. Just focus on inherits for the time being, and maybe farming specific skill sparks to give you a headstart for MANT parents
>>553359808sexo
>>553359848cute tummy
Thinking about them...
>>553359561Kitasan, McQueen, and Cheval Grand
>>553359810Wow, you're really terrible at this game.
tanukis have embraced the crying nun
>>553359810low affinity
>>553359352That looks like what I want provided I can get my donkey brain to figure the nip UI out.>>553359496Well there aren't any good inherits for pace this CM so iw as thinking to just make a "generic" parent with good skills, affinity, and relevant sparks. >>553359881Yeah but that's not for a few months, and I don't know if my autistic grind drive will last through that scenario.
>>553359808Made for Oji-sans
>>553354305>not onii-chanYup, slackerbros won
forever my kingu
Oguri pregnant
>>553360183Yeah with me.
https://jiggie.fun/ks9nrrhttps://jiggie.fun/ks9nrrhttps://jiggie.fun/ks9nrr
Trainer-Uma anime relationship when?
>>553360054You can put Angling & Scheming on a pace in the chance they pace-set into 1st or get the pass on bad fronts/SuzukaGrab a unique like Triumphant Pulse or Duty of Dignity Calls for more speed, for if you happen to have leftover skill points and nothing else to buy.
>>553359237https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/succession/total
Uma in 2 years>18* Long>18* Long Genetics>no Long S on today's 10 borrowsHaha
>>553360484The more things change , the more they stay the same
>>553358050Where's the post about Dia having lovey dovey sex with me? (or raping me)
>>553360284You never seen Road to the Top?
>>55336041668 more days
>>553360565were they young? older niggers are cool because they have work ethic and don't commit crimes. not a burger btwumamusume
>>553360606No, I only watched Cingrey and the Tachyon movie
>>553360284it would kill the self-insert fags so I doubt it will happen
Milf Bakushin
>>553360685it was a woman
Shin Bakushin
>get mad that I MLB'd Dia-chan in 300 pulls, took 600 to get MLB Kitasan>get carried by her stam in early CMs>still strong until the broken dual-gold 100SP stam cards releaseWe're gonna make so many Satono children together.
>>553360284The best you're going to get is toreuma yuribait
>>553359408Does playing Goo Goo babies count as Umapyoi?
>>553360793unless they do it with some invented uma, like Belno
>>553360857FUCK I HATE W*MEN
>>553360793That didn’t happen with the thousands of harem animes with black-haired introverted self-insert protags
who designs this shit?
>>553360565don't blame the nog blood, it's the foid structure
That's it, I'm posting Aihttps://youtube.com/shorts/fErxOXAd7e4?si=bNPuLM4sD2ZDzum8
>>553361057Me. Please be kind.
>>553360991I don't remember one with a game behind that maintains the franchise
>>553360954How are you supposed to umapyoi with Creek without playing goo goo babies?
Should I get End sparks for Cafe or just settle for running her as Late?
>>553361129We don't like AI here
>>553360857>literally the worst possible combination you could have gottenyou must have deserved it somehow
>>553354136Why?
>>553360043The nun cryer is cute.
>>553361220Borrow the End Sparks
Rice would do this
>>553360284All we got Tanabe and Fuji living together
>>553361220Lates are rough in GolShi heavy CMs
>literally first ace run for CM>almost perfectfucking Straightaway Spurt why don't you show up aaaaaaaaaa
>>553360956The closest thing to that would be Dicta and her trainer
>>553361549>almost perfect>with that wit
>>553361595Exposed bellies are for umapyoi
>>553361595She’s such a whore
>>553361206I'm sure sometimes she gets so horny that she skips the babyplay and goes right to the sex
YO TORENA, YOU'RE RUNNING ME IN SAGI-HAI, RIGHT?
>>553361756No
>>553361756No, Gold Ship.
>>553361629i'm not building Zoguri bwo
>>553361549>450 wit>no spurt>NSM gamba>MPB a 1/3 chance of failing due to rushed>expecting a reliable 6th with no midgameAnon...
>>553361756of course Gorushi-sama, you are always in my team
>>553361595>that absI'll be fucking dead if she punches me just once
>>553361904450 isn't 33% chance of getting rushed bwo
>>553360565just drive to mcdonalds urself bwo
:]
>hmmm you don't have 1200 speed 1200 stamina 1200 power 1200 wit your uma is bad thanks for the free win! (has never won a CM platinum)lol
>>553362170I have 5. :^)
>>553362121Gorudo Shippu!
Dober fucking sucks monkey ass. Bitch lost every fucking race, and she had sympathy, pump, and emperor the entire time. She isn't low rolling any stats either.
>>553362121cute horse
why are chiyofags so racist anyway
>>553361440>>553361310Fair enough... I don't have a single end spark borrow, does she just want Pump and Dober like every other trainee in the back of the pack?
>>553361756Are you running without pants on, or...?
>>553362275They aren't peopleDo not treat them as suchThey deserve the worst treatment possible
>>553360793I would argue that this is the also the reason why male trainers in the spin-offs are almost always old while the female trainers get to stay young. But then Spicaman exists and and the only people that get uppity about him is in regards to shipping or touching uma thighs, not the fact he actually exists and interacts with the umas. Seems more like a precaution than an actual danger.
>>553362294Pretty much. Last slot, if you’re lucky, should be for affinity, like Spechud or Rudolf. In a perfect world, maybe Nature with some debuffs, but I doubt someone’s built a Dober, Ryan, Hishi, GolShi, Or Narita to those exact specifications. Browse Chronogenesis and see if you can find anything good.
>>553362574kitahara is at the upper-limit of age difference between himself and his umas and that didn't stop anyone
>>553362574I think Spicaman got a pass cause he trained a whole team of umas, imagine if he was the only training Suzuka or Goldship
>>553361220i'm just doing late because i'm going to get raped by xoguri anyway
Nice Nature’s gross body
>>553362796Spicaman basically gets exclusively shipped together with Suzuka, the oldest of his trainees.
>>553362746ponytail belno is extremely sexy
>>553362924
>>553362924>Kaigainiki artistOf course because japs are spineless cowards
>>553362924What is Oguri doing there? What's she eating?
>>553362903I know, it is kinda crazy how much people ship them constantly despite barely being love interactions
>>553362924>>553362967what did oguri mean by this
can't wait for MANT to come out and see retards arguing about stats when all umas will look exactly the same skill wise except one has 901 wit instead of 900
Racism is based, actually
>>553357808ummm... dude isn't gonna like that gwo...
>>553362574I wouldn't say Spicaman is exactly “young”
I am a Big fan of this Maruzensky lady.
Nice Nature isn't sexy and you can't prove it
>>553363191a burger, she's waiting for the sauce
>>553363191She's there for cleanup.
>>553363203
>>553363005we know Kitahara
>>553363203Well, basically he was the only male character in the franchise at the time, so someone had to take on that role
>>553363441If they’d been alone in the car...
>>553363251>1200 speed, power, guts, and 900 wits? okay>but you have only have 805 stam so you're bricked. thanks for the CM win :)
Would umas that were previously stallions still bust in a few pumps?
>mfw i sacrifice power and wit for 901 stam and 601 gutsthe point is to GO FAST have you forgotten???
>>553361334raben....
>>553363759yes, they still cum faster than you
Can someone explain to me, without sounding like a midwit, why I should dislike stuff made by AI even though it's good. Those dancing cat videos are pretty funny for example, why should I dislike them?
@umagrok draw sweepy naked
>>553363938hhmmm it kills black people dude haven't you heard about the damage it does to black neighborhoods
>>553363782how much sacrificed power are we talking about?
>>553364056like800 at the end desu
>>553363938I think uma AI porn is fine
>>553363203This is how they framed the shot where Spicaman and Suzuka first met. Suzuka also uncharacteristically teased Spicaman about him crying after her return race. I'm honestly not surprised that people ship them so hard.
>>553364383a ball is fine too
>>553363938It's like McDonald's. Having it every now and then isn't necessaryly bad but making a habit of consuming it regularly will have negative effects on you and you're probably better off not consuming it at all. Learning how to making content of your own, picking up a hobby, learning new skills or going out having a social life are way better for you than consuming quick and easy slop.
>>553363938Because it is ruining the consumer-grade PC market
do you do any autistic things while playing anon?For me it's:>when running Taishin and she raises her fist after winning I fistbump her through the screen>when running in Japanese Derby I say "We are, Japanese Derby" to the tune of We Are Japanese Goblin
Guess what day it is today?
It’s Saturday!!
>>553363938You're free to jerk it to AIslop if you like it. I just like reminding the people who like it that they're pagpag-eating shitskins.
>>553363938There isn't any good reason. Retards get religious about this issue because they're retards. If the product is good you should like it and if it's bad (as it usually is) you should dislike it. Purely handcrafted artworks are also usually bad, of course.
>>553364476That's all goyslop entertainment not just a specific AI thing>>553364513Irrelevant for me since I'm too poor for modern PCs even without AI
>>553364748Is that the funny red guy who gets shot
Uma AI porn exists because japs are cowards I think
>>553364534Saturday?
Would've loved to get a godturn like this when I was doinig Dober runs last CM but oh well.
It's friday
I want to fuck Kitasan desu
so how reliable is this? wanna know incase I pig for mayano
>>553364959GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
>>553364816wtf spoilers
>>553365010if you want to guarantee it can proc, bring urara
jiggers where you at
>>553365010nyot reliable
Sex with Flat chested Umasplease cygay give me the micro bikinis on cafe, suzuka etc
>>553365010substitute for maestro but niggers here will tell you it's bad because of the 1 in a 100000 front runner Urara messing with the activation timer
>>553365074The japanese love that dude
>>553365010It's complete fucking bait, only take it if you're desperate and have zero other options for a recovery.You WILL randomly job races because of it and you WILL get upset and write angry posts about taishin being a stupid short flatty fuck
>>553358050Reddit pos- NANI!?
>>553365074ACHAAAA
gonna put the lion to sleep
>>553365010remember when niggas actually suggested running haru as front in CM solely to kill taishin
>>553365074We should turn him into an Umamusume with 200 cm bust and 200 cm hip measurements
>>553365010just run guts taishin and you don't need to buy any recovery skills
>>553363938>even though it's goodit's all shit, except the funny bad-on-purpose videosporn is disgustingly bad, images are bland, same-y, and incomprehensible once you zoom in, any piece of code that isn't dead simple or lacks any documentation turns to shit, it can't be even trusted with basic factsand the companies behind are even worse with retarded amounts of money dumped on this shit
>>553365365ToT
>>553365115https://jiggie.fun/srFfWR
Fat bitch
Mr. Chalk
>>553365365flatty sex
Ugly ass Teio
>>553364787AI falls in the same bucket so the point stands.
>>553360284Right here bro
>>553365665bakushin's plump and perky breasts...
>do 3 borrowed runs a day>no max speed>no long S>no spurt>rinse and repeatbeing f2p is suffering
>>553365795Don't be mean
>>553364748>>553365074He drew a doujin where Orga becomes a sensei in Kivotos
>>553366036Only if you care too much about p2w pvp
Teio sucks and is ugly and her voice is annoying and she's stupid
>>553366036desu even paypigs have a bad time when getting long s or spurt
hmm what a lovely morning i think i will waste my borrow runs and not get any long inspirations
Tokai Teio is CUTE and EROTIC!!
I'm spaaaaaaarkiiiiiiing no long S yet
>event already cappedyea sorry danchud I'm back to 1 run a day
>>553366108Sexy aas Teio
Can I just buy 3 white recoveries instead of 1 gold? I got a lot of hints so those 3 would be cheaper than the 1.
can someone please explain how this statline can fail the URA Finale 4 times in a row? medium and late surger both A btw.
teio's voice is actually pretty good you just have to uuuhhhhh remove teiohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyrFBtHeyio
That was fun but I will do another run to see if I can get more wit
>>553367160Trainer-san issue
>>553367160bad rng pretty much
>>553367160You got unlucky, that is all
I've been using this deck for two days now and it's insanely consistent. 6 borrow runs and I've hit S rank in all of them using Daiwa Scarlet. None have been usable because of either lack of Long S or losing Unity finals but stats I get are consistently 1150-1200/700+/850-900/950-1100/400-500
I am gonna jerk off to Seiun Sky, unless my post ends in a 7.
>>553367467Will this work with MLB R Riko
>>553367487
>>553367487get owned nigger
>>553367487Semen retention
>>553367487I have a better idea.
>>553367160no skills, easy to 7L ura finals with good power
>>553367487>7No gooning for you
>>553367487Too bad for you, traineroonie!
>>553367487kek
>>553367561I have zero experience with R Riko. You should try and see for yourself.
straightaway spurting my white lightning into tama’s micromanko
>>553367160lick my saacc
>>>/v/730523168>I don't go into /uma/ myself, but last I heard about it some fag is trying to start actual beastiality discussion and is posting real horse pussyIs this true?
>>553368004>is this true?not reallyone attentionwhore faggot posted beastiality porn pretending that it was a video of himself (it wasn't), a bunch of redditors gave the post (you)s and that was the end of it
>>553367928Very well, I'll see what happens in my run
Fuck off
>>553367965>comes with spurt and gold tail held highI love this chud
>>553368202you do know it's a long cm right?
>>553368004We get raided like once a monthOne time they tried to spam horse spam
>>553368213i can’t wait for my wife to start raping golshis and hoguri’s this cm
sex with yukino bijin be like>oh whippers snappers i can't not hold my horses an'more! i'm all snazzy at the top of the mountain righty now! by golly im gonna didgeridoooooo!!! gee whillikers im gonna go righty-roo!!! yeppers!
>>553368004Yeah we tend to get attention whoring mentally ill retards, one which blurts out he fucks animals and then a cadre of brown enablers ask him for proof instead of ignoring him.Also some homosexual tranny fucker posted about "his dad's balls" completely unprompted.>>553367160>Late burger against cockon and bitter glassIf you can't use your unique then set to pace or front
>>553368446
bitter brown and littlecunny get destroyed by my Ryan and Vodka btw
Even Cafe is incredulous about the lack of ero scenes
>>553368446>>553368526Yup, sex with Yukino Bijin (as in Yeppers)
>>553368170Princess pits...
>>553369169Yeppers
>>553368967>...just go to bed?yes, together
I'm training Taishit instead of Goldshit this long slop CM. I feel like it might not be a good idea
>>553369306think of the potential tho
>luckshit mayano wedding>uma alts don't come with a new story, alternate career, or many new eventswtf that kinda sucks, I can't imagine dropping 200 pulls for an outfit with better stats.
Just jerked off to Dober…
7 and EOS is imminent
7 and everyone in the thread loses Sagittarius finals
>>553369576
>>553369362I just did of Taishit potentially costing me the Finals and you convinced me to start training Goldshit instead
>>553362924>still upmods hate Oguri confirmed
7 and everyone must do a Ryan career ASAP
>>553369807no
Glory to the Mejiro Bloodline
>>553369306>I feel like it might not be a good ideayou're rightbecause Gold Ship is going to GET you
>>553369807What the fuck
>>553369807Ugh...
>>553369654Look how gorgeous she is
>>553369807not with that art
>>553369807can I fuck her at the end?
I can't imagine sex with Kitasan because all she'll do is talk about her dad
>>553369807i'm breeding tons of ryans for sparks rn
>>553369973Just kiss her the entire time you’re having sex
>>553369807me on the right
I always gample top option on Riko, it's like 80% success rate, if I don't hit then it wasn't meant to be.The 3 Ramp Up hints are fucking juicy, the dopamine hit is crazy good, and I've actually gotten a good run even without her.Have you tried taking the top-Rikopill?
>Witman says Triple 7 trigger HOguri is fine>sloptubers say Triple 7 HOguri is shitWho do I believe? I'm so conflicted.
>>553370327Witgod has won CMs
>>553370327Why are you listening to sloptubers?
>>553370327>make 2 hoguris, one with 777 and one without>test them in practice races and see which one works betterwow that was hardstop relying on guides
>>553369807Fiiiiiiiine
>>553370412So has /ourguy/ Rednu
why so little artists draw lewd umas?
>>553370327Believe in yourself.
>>553370327you tell me after this facttriple 7 is suboptimal because it happens after spurt starts, so you can never have tip top best spurt possiblebut it literally is like ... lost of a second thanks to recalculation and extremely good spot to activate the unique skillso tell me, is it bad or good
>>553370327I only trust witGAWD
>>553370535please love yourself more than saving shit like this on your pc
>>553370471Give me more borrows per day. I'll be more than happy to experiment.
>>553370535What's wrong with Kitasan's body lmaoArtist?
how fucked I am if I only have 1 Limit break harikite ikkou?
Of course I only get this when the useless ningen has ghosted me
5 and we all cum for Dober
>>553370797bwo your 9* Stam/Power Parents with 9* distance aptitudes for every length and important white skill sparks?
I'm gonna jerk off to Helios if my post ends in a 6 or 7
>>553370813its on the pic anon
>>553371016>>553371152More semen retention
>>553370797fair pointwe definitely need more borrows so that we can more easily experiment with builds
what uma would make the best futa stalion
>>553371358you should ask your discord
I've run so many fucking campaigns that I have nothing else to do with all these monies and support points other than leveling up my fucking R cards.
the spica trainer is so ugly I'm so tired of seeing him paired with umas
>>553371532The Cinderella trainer is ugly too
>>553371532Why? It should help you self insert
Is Neicha SSR much worse than Fine Motion? I'm thinking about spending 400 rolls on her, as my best umas are late surgers, but my borrow Fine Motion is such a good card to have.
>>553371527its been like that since the money buff
Stop gooing!
Umas don't support semen retention
>>553371358Doto
>>553371585yes that why I rather people had a default trainer appearence like other gachas do
7 and nothing of note happens
>>553371532I usually only see him paired with Silence Suzuka. With every other Uma it's just a guy with a T where his face should be.
>>553371532>>553371585>spicaman is ugly>kitahara is uglythey just like me fr
69 and umamusume porn
>>553371925>I usually only see him paired with Silence Suzuka.how do suzukafags cope
>lost second Aoharu event with mayano for the third time in a rowwhat the fuck is going on today
Post ends in 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 or 0 and Rudolf is best girl
this useless whore lost make debut
>>553371926>kitahara is uglyI think that he is very handsome and date-able. Past Kitahara is the ugly one. You'd be surprised how handsome men can be after they clean themselves up a little!
>>553369807what sparks will I get from this shitshow >>553370491
Self-insert main characters are always lame as fuck, at least the trainer in this game has some personality through the various character storiesObviously its a gacha game so there's always going to be some "wow anon-kun you're so smart and handsome you should take all your money and roll for me hehe" but if you need every female character constantly fawning over you to get some selfesteem I think you need to reevaluate your lifestyle
>>553363938Ai would be an incredibly good tool in the hands of a skilledartist for example.The bad part is its a magnet for thirdies and shitty people while requiring a huge amount of resources.
STOP THE FUCKING COUNT
>>553371876>6So did something happened?
>>553371687They're both pretty comparable. FM has better skills hints but I've found neicha to be more consistent. FM high rolls significantly harder than natty.
>>5533723823 powerbless
>>553370557This is a nightmare to put in the umalators because you run lower stamina on XOguri than needed and it will always show a lower spurt rate and affect your simulations accordingly. I can't even tell if it's accurate because of this.
>>553372397i'm suspicious of any picture of 1 girl vague background and better than garbage anatomy than pag artists used to have
lmao nice projection
>>5533723821wit 1long
>>553372382>>553372520this is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>553372627its over
>>553372523use hakuraku and check hp at end of race
>>553371925They used to ship him with golshi too
Sagittarius test after failing to get long S in the three borrows of today98502972
>>553372304Narita Brian is a virgin?
>>553372781that seems pretty rare compared to the flood of Gold Ship x McQueen stuff
>>553372781I thought that was a golden ship
>Twin Turbo is the designated 30% stat growth uma for speed>stamina has Manhattan Cafe>power has Gimlet (and two uma alts)>wit has Neo Universe + Tupac>guts:why do this for the best stat?
>>553373163now that's a ship that doesn't make sense
>>553370859its over
>>553373252We should get an alt Urara with 30% guts.Does any other member of the cast even have half her race count?
>>553372964>pace promoted ogurididn't even bother watching the race
this thread awfully slow for a uma general
>>553373414it comes primarily from Gold Ship being very clingy with McQueen in season 1
>>553373602EOS soon
>>553372719I just looked up the tool, it's interesting but I want to test an uma before I decide to put the effort to training for it. This seems to require you to already have the uma and run the race so it can pull the data and allow you to parse it. Is there a way to use this generator to create a set of hypothetical uma?
>>553371527yeah and eventually they'll deprecate card leveling and it will all be refunded lmao
>>553373707I don't even know why I am trying to understand shipfags mental gymnastics lol
>>553373174Rudolf is the sexiest uma and she knows it
>>553373469were the lates aces or debuffers
>>553373602the AI scandal drove all the people away, it's so over
>>553373429Only Ikuno Dicktus comes close.
>>553373795i put a random trial one in and then calculate how much more/less stamina i can get away with
am I late to jump into drawing uma porn?
>>553373252>Try to train 30% guts uma>Only works when you click stamina (not speed) and guts (you'll overcap)maybe if you got guts welfare cards with speed/power bonuses
>>553373919>comes closelmao
>>553373874didn't look>>553373921>>553373795to calculate you can use umalator and adjust stamina see how much that changes hp at the startor use the mechanics equations
>>553373995No.
do I need 3 speed cards to cap with seiun? I can't do it with 2...
>>553373602>slop company>slop CM>slop general
>>553373995You’re actually early
>>553373995depends, do you draw normal art or awful fetish shit? we have already surpassed our quota for the latter.
>>553373908It's hilarious that global is throwing a melty b/c all the content for the next several years of the game has already been created. Not like they're going to REDO all of that with AI. Nip businessmen are dumb, but not THAT dumb.
>>553373995drawing uma porn is always good
>>553372964qrd on why 777 is so bad?
>>553374017Wouldn't a 30% guts uma be used for a gutsmaxxing deck but you remove 1 gets card and replace it with a speed card or something? Guts is like 1:1:3 Speed/Power/Guts while Speed is like 3:1.5 Speed/Power so you would basically be shifting guts to more speed/power.
>>553373908what happened, does Cygames use AI for uma designs?
Who is this Witgod guy? I need a reliable Umatuber
Need more vanilla love making uma porn
>>553373602we're all posting in our own AI uma chatbot generals now, they're faster and the simulated anons are funnier than your average meatbag
>>553374296I’m funnier than any ai bot
>>553374218NTA but I draw futa umas on mare umas
AI outrage is the new NFT outrage I think
>>553374285rednu
>>553374285he won like 1 or 2 CMs so he's not that reliable
>>553372135Suzukafags can ignore it since most of her shipping involves special week.>>553373707This is always strange to me given they are grandpa and grandson irl. It's just too over the line for me personally.
>>553374275they announced they're opening an AI studio like every business and specifically mentioned it will not affect their games yet twitter retards instantly thought every uma from now on will be AI generated
>>553374403NFTs were actually retarded though…oh wait…rolling for umas is literally just as dumb
wait yall are not gunning for 601 guts?
>>553373908Not really, the player count from since a couple days before the announcement and a couple days after the announcement is the same. It's a minority of people throwing a hissy fit over something they'll forget about in a week.
is TM Opera O ass shiny like her?
>>553374512kek bad move for them to announce that when there's a lot of hate for AI right now
IKUYOOOOOOOOO
>>553374254Hey my dogshit Oguri won, I need to make a better one but have been fairly unlucky with Long S procs
>>553359408Okay doing this.Bonus points if my legacies are my trainees friends?
>>553374464there are no limits to shipping insanity.fujos used to be really into that Hetalia shit like 15 years ago and that was shipping the personification of entire countries
>>55337477999% of this hate is from western Twitter my dude, I have yet to see large scale East Asian hate for AI.
>>553374973do I have to bring a front runner just to deny pace promotion and A&S from these oguri cappers?
>>553375058Golshi isn’t gay
>>553375249that's true, she is already married to me
>>553375225the pace promotion doesn't really matter it's just the cherry on top that means there's no point even watching the race
>>553374254>that Maya>groundwork>fall runnerwhat's the fucking point
>>553375084So the hate is from the developed countries which have disposable income? Sounds good for business.
>>553375516not my fault /uma/'s best have random skills on their aces...
>>553374512I give it a week at most, lots of people claim they hate AI but they really only say that because it's popular to say online. A majority of people couldn't give a fuck unless it directly affects the quality of the final product. Funniest ones are the people saying they won't support Cygames anymore because they don't want to fund AI, as if CyberAgent hasn't been going full tilt into AI for years now, even Cygames themselves already had an AI Special Week chatbot they use in house, that the staff can talk to, to verify codes and documents as well as give feedback on scenarios.https://www.itmedia.co.jp/aiplus/articles/2411/19/news071.html
>>553373795Turn off "Skill Wit Check" on Kachi or whatever the equivalent option on the other variations so that the sim assumes you will always hit the recoveries and your Spurt/Survival Rate will be at it's theoretical highest. Your simply want to know "If Hoguri pops all her skills, will she survive". It doesn't matter if stamina is low and affects your burst at the start. 50 meters after the start of the burst, your assuming your Triple 7 and Miracle Heal will bring your stamina back up and the game will automatically recalculate and you'll start your spurt as normal along with Miracle. This is why the shittubers are so fucking stupid and overly dramatic. "She will start her spurt too late! It's a waste!". Retard, it's not even ONE SECOND after you enter the spurt zone that 777+Miracle should be popping to recalculate you back in. If you're running Pace Chaser, you'll be entering the spurt zone earlier than the Late Surgers and End Closers simply by nature of the positions by AT LEAST a second, if not more. You know how you mitigate this? Invest in midgame skills so that you enter the late race / spurt zone so you get ahead even harder. If you are the only Pace / win the lucky pacers, it's gonna be a guaranteed win from the sheer distance advantage you have, the triple 7 shit won't even matter.Now...whether they actually or not in the actual race is a totally different story. That is up to your wit (to some degree) and the 3 Goddesses on race day.
>>553374608What stat are you sacrificing to get to 600 guts?
>>553375846My restraint
>>553375636>So the hate is from the developed countries which have disposable income>Twitter users>disposable incomelmao, no one who uses twitter as a job has disposable income. 90%-95% of Uma's revenue comes from East Asia as well. The average person who plays Uma Musume couldn't give a fuck about Cygames opening an AI studio unless it directly affects the game itself, which they already said it won't and that's good enough for a lot of people.
>>553374403Bitching about SLOP is EXTREMELY justifiedBitching about a company finally being open about using AI, when they have been (openly) doing so for YEARS before said announcement is extremely silly and childish.Show me a big company and I'll tell you they're 100% using AI in one form or another, even if it's just for concept art or code prototyping. They're ALL using it.Granted I'm very much pro tech, so I've always been fascinating and very interested in buzzword AI shit, but the way people argue about it truly shows how insanely ignorant and tech illiterate they are, which obviously befits the average normalfag.People see basic trash that SlopGPT shits out in public and they scream "HERETIC!", while any IT worker will tell you that Claude and the like are a god send to make coding and plenty of other annoying tasks a breeze, saving them a metric shit ton of time.NFTs meanwhile had ZERO fucking usage or purpose to them, they're pure scams.
>>553375516it's from last cm obviously
What is my trainee trying to tell me?
>>553375904It’s worth it.
Rice didn't finish her event and I didn't get any corner recovery hints for my XOguri, what the fuck do I pair with hydrate and triple 7Don't have pure heart or Tachyon's since this isn't a borrow run but I have every other recovery under the sun
Continuing the Mejiro bloodline with Ryan
>>553376072She is really enjoying that carrot because she is hungry
>>553376072carotene deficiency
According to a JP outlet, the only character story with AI involvement (doesn't mean just writing) was Rhein Kraft
>>553375947>90%-95% of Uma's revenue comes from East Asia as well
So do they ever increase the event rate for support cards later in the game? Because running 4 SSRs I already never get all event chains to finish and with full SSR decks it'll only get worse
>>553376157>those statsdeck+parents?
>>553376157Straightaway if you have it.
>>553375728>AI Special Week chatbotSo BourbonGPT is real???
>>553376196That's not that surprising. Most revenue for jp works comes from jp
>>553376301Bobo sex
>>553375846My virginity (to Biwa)
>>553376157Any that pop in the midgame that are positional agnostic. Off the top of my head, Stamina to Spare or Preferred Position are ideal.
Ojisanbwos do you guys still get boners when you wake up? My friends (27-28) told me it's weird to get boners when we wake up at this age. I still get them though, I even got semi hard randomly while typing this for some reason
>>553376019>Show me a big company and I'll tell you they're 100% using AI in one form or anotherI worked for a big company and we started shoehorning AI into development and code reviews just to impress investors who expected us to use AI to be cutting edge.
>>553376472I normally would pick preferred and I don't know where I read this but apparently those two are more RNG somehow?
>>553376180then have some orange
>>553376505Your friends are just low T
why are all the umas and ningen born between January and July?Like 80% of them are born between March and May
>>55337650527-28? That’s because of shit lifestyles.
donna resu de mo, icchaku ni nacchau yo!
>>553376519While obviously a lesser case of sloppery, it sadly still proves me right. Mind you this isn't even talking about other industries, only video game / IT stuff. You bet your ass the Movie Industry has been actively using it for a while, especially this coming year.
umas smell like manure
>>553376505ask that friend how many monsters he drinks in a day then share it with us
>>553376645Because horses have a breeding season in spring and then the foal is born a year later
umas smell like musumes
7 and man made horrors beyond our comprehension have taken over the world
Both extreme pro-AI Umashiko police and extreme anti-AI Umashiko jap artists should just LTG'd themselves already
Do the savvy skills' boost to wit help with skill activations or are those rolled before the race even starts?
>>553353940The straightest uma.
>>553376589Preferred Position:>Conditions:>running_style==2>&phase_random==1>&order_rate<=50 (CM <= 5 | LoH <= 6)Stamina to SpareConditions:>running_style==2>&phase_laterhalf_random==0>&order_rate<=50 (CM <= 5 | LoH <= 6)I don't know what would make them more or less RNG than any other recovery. The only "downside" is that yes, they do have positional requirements but it's simply that you have to be in the first half of the pack, which as a Pace Chaser, should be a given. The only way you get fucked by this somehow is that you end up in a lobby of Front Runners, in which case you are fucked.
>>553376634>>553376673>>553376812They aren't fat or anything and they go to the gym too so they should be healthy, maybe they thought I meant full on throbbing boners. I'll ask them to clarify when we meet again next weekend
>>553376505>My friends (27-28) told me it's weird to XYZHave these retarded faggot friends of yours done a survey with all people between 20-30 in your country and/or city? No? Tell them to shut the fuck up then. Yes I will die on this based hill, yes people are different, yes there is outsiders, like those low testosterone onions boys that you call friends.>>553376812This
>>553376645horses naturally don't breed during winter, they start in spring and continue through fall.but since all racehorses are considered to go up a year in age on january 1st, no matter when they were born in the year, a "two year old horse" born in september would be much younger than a "two year old" born in march, and would be disadvantaged in size compared to his peers, which is why almost all of them are born in the very earliest months of this window.
>>553370327When WitGOD loses in an /uma/ room or a CM, he doesn't get upset because after all he coined "when you're brocked, you're brocked"When sloptubers lose in an /uma/ room or a CM, they get big mad
>>553377098im 33 and still get slight boners now and thenreally comes down to if youre horny what you dreamt about or whatever literally nothing you can do about itthen again who knows how often those fucks jerk off or not that can play a roll in it as well
>>553376505I'm 30 and there are plenty of times where I wake up with a huge boner.It makes crashing at people's places a little awkward because it'll just be protruding out at full mast when I have to stand up and get some water
>>553376505My man, I'm 36 years old and I still get boners randomly including morning wood about daily. They're just jealous of your virility and secretly scared you could impregnate their girlfriends/wives without issue. Fuck them.
>>553374464checking danbooru there is not even that much suzuka x special week art, at least not in comparison with suzuka x trainer or spe x trainer,lol this shit is funny
>>553376505It is rare to not wake up with a hard penis
>>553377098I'm 39 and I still get embarassingly throbbing boners that I awkwardly have to hide.
>>553376791A lot of the negativity from AI in the west also comes from the mass layoffs, however what a lot of people fail to realize is that these mass layoffs aren't because of AI but because tech companies overhired workers during Covid to boost their stock sky high, since a company showing positive growth means more investor dollars. The reason they are laying off people en masse is because they can't afford the amount of people they hired and justifying the firing of what are essentially useless and inefficient workers with AI allows for their stock to not crash but actually increase 7 fold because now they are investing in new and innovative technology. It's also why in East Asia, where these mass hirings didn't happen, despite most if not all of these tech companies using and implementing AI tools there have not been mass firings like we see in the western world therefore there is no real large scale online stigma against AI in the east as there is in the west.
umamusumasturbation
>>553376072that your are not going to work tomorrow
>>553377502>however what a lot of people fail to realize is that these mass layoffs aren't because of AI but because tech companies overhired workers during Covid to boost their stock sky high, since a company showing positive growth means more investor dollars.Also because the near-0 interest rates ended meaning companies didn't get basically free money for borrowing so everything kinda lit on fire the second rates went up.
Musumusumusumusu
>>553377098you can go to the gym almost daily and still be skinny or fat, maybe he just has an awful diet
>>553377447based mayachad
>>553377443There is a difference between Suzuka X Torena and Suzuka X Spica Torena. It is funny though, that one simple look from Suzuka in the car made her the number 1 Uma ship for Spica Torena, only Gold Ship can compete with her for that position.
Rednu's CM finals opponents btw
Hakimi? More like Hachimi
>>553377863buy an ad
>>553377502i got laid off bwo...
umamusumaybe
>kills you during (consensual) sex
TP Check.
>>553377502> also comes from the mass layoffsFrankly it comes from a lot of things, first and foremost stupidity. Is it insane for a LOT of people to lose their jobs due to a Graphics Card? Absolutely, but the same thing happened in the Industrial Resolution, and you don't see people scream about that event to this day.>tech companies overhired workers during CovidOverhiring has been an issue in a lot of industries I noticed, formerly mentioned TV/Movie industry especially. Then there is also the whole political aspect of it all that I won't get into.>there have not been mass firings like we see in the western worldOverexpansion will always be a problem in the west, people are too arrogant and simply retarded thinking they can counter every problem ever by pushing money into it. Who knew that optimizing what you have (getting BETTER employees), while reinforcing them with new tech(AI) is the proper way to do shit.>>553377672>because the near-0 interest rates endedthis this this this this holy shit this
Alright I trust /uma/ do I buy a 4th recovery (straightaway) because the wit is shit, pace savvy, or another spd skill (slipstream, long straights, prepared to pass) with my final few points
I just noticed my TT Bakushin is Pace, what was I thinking
>>553377763>that one simple look from Suzuka in the car made her the number 1 Uma ship for Spica Torenayou can tell how hungry shipfags are >only Gold Ship can compete with her for that positionwell seeing how she stayed in spica after everyone left kinda make sense at least
>long S + Spurt from the first inspiration>great stats and rainbow rng>golshit gets onsen ticket>rainbows evaporate for the rest of the run
>>553377863Did this whale fail to get into A finals?
>>553378062if anything her vulva would crush your dick the moment she cums
>>553378062win win
>>553378119Oh and this also has head-on
>>553378173Got into finals and faced those opponents on bottom right
>>553357997This gallery is too old bro
>>553378265
Is it true that Helios stops being a dyke at the end of her career?
>>553378265Call HR on Vodka fuckers too
>>553378265Woman love horses.. they wanna get fucked BY horses, so this image adds up
>>553377502I was just asked if I'm willing to work using AI tools instead of doing shit manually. Skill issue.
how do we save /uma/?
>>553378370she is for paama
WHY IS THE TT RANK GOING UP SO FAST NOW? IT WENT BY LIKE 10K
>She needed 3 clocks for tenno sho spring
>>553374992Kawakami takes the Oaks
>>553378472baaaaaaaaaaaaased
>>553378087>you don't see people scream about that event to this day.Because people aren't going to scream about a 200 year old event that they aren't directly affected by like getting laid off.Plague? Sure. Slavery? Yeah. Famine? Renaissance? Of course. Revolution against nobility? Naturally.
>>553378119>>553378321With both angling and scheming and head-on, you could just buy the 4th recovery and it would probably be a strong winner, but I personally would take savvy even if it’s the wrong choice.
>>553378409why is she wearing clothes
>>553378265dropped this show after S4 because the pause between season got too big for my prepubescent brain back then but I can safely say twilight sucks
>>553377406
>>553378370She stops blindy chasing after ruby yes.
>>553378525bastemany extra point
>>553377502You are not entirely wrong, but there is also reduced employment. Junior recruitment is going down because AI allows fewer juniors to get the same workload done (at their not-that-great level of quality, if not slightly better) as before. And guess what demographic is more likely to vent on social media in general.Add on to that the obnoxious HR recruitment practices getting even worse with AI implementation and you get the bonfire of hate you see today.
>>553378525
>>553378761>Fixing Helios with penor israelNo fazebearin' WEI
>>553378370she stays forever cucked by Kei or by Ruby's T
>>553378690Why would you watch or talk about that garbage in the first place...
I wonder if i make a Tanuki Uma MV with Beatles song. would anybody like it?
>>553379079same reason thread is full of sloptuber talk
>>553378825Big improvement
>>553379079you just couldn't escape MLP if you used the internet around 2010 to 2015
>>553378876How do I make Helios into a proper uma wife?
>>553379079I watched some episodes in a cytube last year and some episodes were kino honestly
>>553378834There is a big elephant in the room that we do need to acknowledge regarding this as well. I have no doubt that, at least in America, most people would be able to get work even with the reduced workload that AI allows. The problem is that American companies simply aren't hiring americans to do their work. In Japan every end of semester Japanese companies do drives to hire new Japanese graduates from universities to get the cream of the crop, it's actually a big thing every year, however over in the US at least a lot of these jobs are being either outsourced to India and China or these companies just directly hire Indians because they work for less than the average American and won't complain about workers rights. It's both reduced employment and the fact that they aren't hiring you as well.
>>553379308agnestachyonshockedface.jpg
Man, I want Brian to fuck me
>>553379308Nature... I didn't expect this from you...
>like game>want to play more game>don't have all umas>lack umas for parents>can't play to actually make aces beyond 3 runs a dayi happen to have free time currently and the daily borrow limit is driving me insane. i wanna experiment with weird decks for CM but needing specific parents when you can only borrw so few each day is just so limiting
>>553377863>>553378327did he win
>>553378761>he's cute and cool>>553379340you simply accept your zoomer party animal wife then tease her about it when she gets older
>>553379079It's not that bad.
>>553379308I actually cannot tell what I'm looking at, the text only serves as a mere hint for what it might be
>>553379439Brian is a girly girl who wants her man to take charge, carry her to the bed, and fuck her till her brain melts.
>>553378404Based key employee bro
>>553379534>>lack umas for parentsErm your Mejiro Ryan?
>>553379593Nice Nature and Symboli Rudolf crushing Trainer's head with their massive asses.It's not that complex unless you've literally never seen Trainer represented with the big T instead of a head.
>>553379534Heeeey, Sweeepy-chan!
>>553379340What he >>553379553said
>>553378525Robbery at the Shuka Sho!
I’m a boring 35 year old financial advisor which uma is for me?
>>553379596I wouldnt go that far but she does want a lap pillow
>>553379796
>>553379798none of them
>>553379823Does she say this?
how reliably do we get new TP refills? There doesnt seem to be a proper schedule to them so i am always afraid to use them...
>>553379534Do you know how many cms I had to go through because I didn't have the right shit? fucking make a parent, don't care if it's not 100% straight, do it so you can get the unique then roll off that
How do you even buy an ad, what does that mean??
I will love Brian with all of my heart for eternity
>>553379596
>>553379754Beautiful
>>553379798Biwa
>>553379439as long as you cook meat for her she's yours
>>553379796supporting princess
>>553379694I have Ryan but to make End Aces i need Ryan and Dober. I have plenty of Ryan parents but not a Dober with 4* End inherits and Spurt. and without having Dober myself i can't even try to get that sort of parent
>>553380072people say you just need dober and dont need ryan
>>553379906Yeah she does actually request one in her careerThen says she is joking after a small pauseId look for it for you but i dont really feel like it
>>553379796The old lady won
>>553379965Please
>>553379079I liked it, it fell off a bit but I also only saw up to season 7better than most battle harems and isekais
>>553380072skip mryan they'll get rolled by choguri anyway
>>553379796Tosho status: sweptHehe, poor loser!
>>553379942I don't know if this is still a thing but gookmoot made is so you could buy personalized ads, and /vt/oddlers and discord groomers instantly started to put degenerate shit there shilling themselves. most relevant was a /mu/ guy called inbred
Cheating on Helios
>>553380465Why would you do that
>>553380298
>>553378119Wouldn't split between the two types. Personally, if I picked Triple 7 to be my defacto trigger, I would trust the three recoveries will work, invest harder in midgame and take the L if they don't. Adding an extra recovery, especially one as completely random as recovery (must proc in 1 of 3 possible straights) is just a waste of SP for the sake of a tiny bit more consistency.I would take Prepared to Pass first, followed by Long Straights, then Slipstream. Slipstream is the least favored here as a Pace Chaser due to the likely compositions we'll find in CM. There is a higher possibility there are no Front Runners or few other pace chasers and you could end up with a useless skill while Prep to Pass and Long Straights will give you value regardless of the lobby composition. Prep to Past has a chance of making your last spurt stronger while Long Straights has a chance to give you a better position in the mid game going into late or giving you a little boost on the last straight.
>>553380465Palmer would kill you
>>553380465It better be with Palmer and Natie in that order
>>553380072LMAO you perfectionist twerps make me laugh. Have fun with your perfectly planned end ace you spent 9001 hours developing and 3 tries a day making, I'll just win with the Goldshi I shat out the day before CMs by using whatever parents I have lying around and binging runs until I get an acceptable highroll.
>>553378582>that they aren't directly affected byWell yeah, but that event still caused gigantic changes for humanity as a whole, not only in the work space. ""AI"" will be no different in the long run, even if it stays with the LLM shit we have today.>>553379754The stuff people edit together these days is fascinating
>>553379942bwo, bottom menu on main page of 4chan4chan.org/advertise
>>553380465
>>553380616>why cook good food when you can just have this gruel
Why do horses that run well at 2400m die at 2500m? Isn't it just an extra 100 metres? Are they retarded?
>fixes your Ikuno Dictus
>>553380465with Palmer
It is very impressive how Fine Motion is always in the wrong training
>>553380743Can't hear you over the ringing of all my platinum titles
>>553380465>Cheat on Palmer>Put the wrath of Mejiro on your ass>Cheat on Helios>Put the wrath of PALMER and Mejiro on your assThat's like cheating on your super cute CF, you're literally asking to be murdered.
>>553380760PUT THEM BACK THIS INSTANT
>>553380760the last video cygames upload with her was really cute
>>553380760
>>553380754100 meters is a lot further than it sounds
>>553380760Put them back!
>>553380760but i want to cum on her glasses
>>553380169There's literally no reason not to bring both. People say you just need Dober but a lot of people don't tell you that if you get rushed at any time during the race, you lose access to Dober active. Especially on a longer race, that's just more chances for you to get Rushed. Just take both and save yourself the irritation of losing one of your only weapons. It's nice to have a backup.
Ikuno... Dictus?
>>553380946cute
>>553380898>>553380957>>553380960G-gomen...
>>553380969Or have both and get 2x the acceleration is that how it works
>>553380616i don't claim to build perfect aces hence why i want to experiment with different decks. I don't really like goldship over other available endclosers so i don't want to use her. Do what floats your boat, this was never meant to be an insult or anything
>>553381114To be fair anything THAT artist draws is cute>>553381163Much better...
>>553380616NTA but I have a decent Goldship already that I basically made on my first try. I know I can fall back on her and focus on making some minmaxing shit for at least one of the others. She's not perfect but I've taken her to a number of lobbies and she gets me W's more than half the time.
Ikuno…Dic
There’s nothing wrong with coming home to a human wife
>>553381384The humans simply don't interest me.
>>553381384Vile creature.
>>553381468Aoi is better looking than half of the umas
>>553381384if you marry her you also marry meek?
>>553381374More like IKUUU-on-my DIC! HEYO
How the hell are favorites calculated
>>553381384>happy meek not in the backgroundfake news
>>553380298Shot and pulsed :(
>>553381606Sounds like a win
>>553381628Does he know?
>>553381603She's boring as shit so I don't care how good her appearance is.
>>553381730She's also rich, man there are too many rich females in this game
>>553381789I'm boring as shit and ugly as sin.
>fixes your Meisho Doto
>>553380856>cheating on your super cute CF
And then they had sex
>>553381628For anything not related to uma stats, 99% of the mechanics in the game are simply RNG
>>553381895DELETE THIS
>>553381917I’d cheat on Buena with Tact
>>553381628no idea, probably a direct sum of stats post-moodI sometimes get no. 1 fav even though I'm A+ and my stats are shit and there are S ranks in the lobby, my umas also swap between which is the favorite and I've noticed it's because ofr the moodmost likely just RNG
>>553381941>brings you to her house>takes you to a hot spring trip>gives you her family’s secret notes passed down through generations>constantly tells you about how Meek is training, making it easier to come up with a strategy to defeat her>reminds you that (you) are her only friendsometimes I feel bad how desperate she is...
>>553381895Doto isn't Doto without absurdly huge tits.
>>553381941Where's the video of her in the bath?
>>553381693Yuge 8L victory in her last goal race
>>553381628lol
>>553382356All the other torenas are women, old or fucking their umas, she has to move fast
>>553382546
>>553382567If my trainee was Teio I’d choose Aoi
>>553382639don't do it anon
>>553382081
>>553382959Isn't that the girl from NIKKE?
https://jiggie.fun/HcurQE
I don't think Turbo brushes her teeth before going to bed unless you remind her or force her to
>>553383240shes just like me
>>553382546Going into URA finals as 10th fave
>>553380856>>553381917Buena nakadashi
Raping Kawakami’s big tits
Changed guest parent and it went much better... I just need slightly better luck and long S
>>553383115Yes
>>553383817>That umaholy glue
>>553383673Easy win.
>>5533838702 clocks used
>tranny controversy followed by ai controversynow that the game is pretty much dead, how will cyjews wring out the last few pennies from the whales before the eos? early vbourbon banner?
>>553383817How on earth are you people getting so many stats + skill points? My usual run ends up with 500 stats less than that and 300 less skill points.
>>553383817deck+parents?
>>553383978You weren't supposed to mention that!
>>553383869Would glue the fuck out of Brian
>>553384092Do you really wanna know?
1 clock left
>>553384230I only have 1 MLB ssr and a bunch at 0-1 LB. It can't ALL be in the SSR diff, can it? Say it ain't so....
>>553384064>tranny controversy followed by ai controversydelusional twitter posts aren't real life, anonplease wake up, stop taking algoslop as fact
>>553384064>dead>constantly has more revenue than most gachas>top 5 on the earnings listDoubt that'll change anytime soon even if those "controversies" weren't nothing burgers
>>553384092Brian career in general gives a lot of SP because it's almost all G1s. And she has hard mode which also gives more SP. This was only 1 additional G1 race with 40(?) RB>>5533840976 speed 12 stam
>>553383673RRRAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
>>553384064the steamcharts haven't changed at all playercount wise
When can I roll for Fine Motion
>>553384064>Taking twitter garbage as realityLmao this is why zoomer/alpha turds will die a slow, painful and VERY lonely death
I should look for Kawakami princess artists to follow...
>>553381895would
>>5533846035 days.>>553384562THE CHAMPION!
>>553384562Umapyoi with KawakamiEvens and no one finds out
>>553356381Rice Nature?
>>553359408>>553384562dont give a single fuck for that girl, but holy fucking based!>>553384534>that deckNothing I can easily copy lmao, but worth a shot>6 speed 12 stamIntredasting, thank you!
>>553384854Usually i hate speed sparks because then you end up with less power from clicking speed rainbows less. But Rice shower + Mayano instead of Biko (she has power bonus while Biko doesn't) helps to offset that.
>>553384331hat's on the wrong side reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kawakami’s tits are huge
you will never have a traineeyou will never taste umankoyou will never see an umadol concert
i hate the half anniversary outfit
>>553384832I keep my job and the girlStats at the end of career, after 3 pal supports shit their stats all over me, before spending skill points
>>553385218Over here in real life, I will already never have a friend, never have sex, and never see a live concert, so what's your point?
About to have sex in a few hours
>>553384562
Anyone using sweepy can help me with this by any chance? I followed the instructions for gpu acceleration but I'm getting this and doesn't let me start it. Was working fine without it but then I updated my gpu drivers yesterday and now I haven't been able to start it up regardless since
>>553385237Counterpoint: Brian jiggling all over my homescreen in the half anni outfit was amazing.
>>553385263sparks
so what's the long and short of the AI thing, are people scared they're going to start making umas with the AI or something? I am out of the loop and don't understand the outcry, literally every company is trying to utilize AI
>AI conversation dies down>Someone pops in to restart itI'm nooooticing. (You can replace AI with any other garbage topic.)
>>553385402lmaounless you're asking what her legacies wereshe had 12* pow + 6* stam
>>553385218This is fine because there are trainers I'm interested in!
>>553385579breeding material
>cheating on your trainee with her rival
how the fuck do my Ace runs look like this and my parent runs look like this >>553385579This is almost a perfect Oguri Parent and it's on Oguri
>>553385663I do that with Dia every day
>>553385663I'd cheat on Vodka with Scarlet everyday
>>553385579Didn't even know it was possible to get zero whites
Riko is a shitter
Why Maestro over Breath of Fresh Air?
>>553385724
>>553385708Take the ultimate cope pill. Say it with me:>Sweet, this is the perfect Oguri great-grandparent
>>553385781when a straight is very early it can proc almost immediately and be wasted and straights at the beginning of a track are more common than corners.
>>553373538UMAZING!
>>553384534BAH I wish it was something I was doing wrong and not the deck diff. 700 total support pulls and little to show from it. Good to see what goes into making something of that caliber.
>>553385781Maestro deez nuts
>>553385781The consistency is better.
>>553385832I'm considering using her as a Grandparent and losing the affinity bonus desu, Oguri has high affinity anyway so it shouldn't be that bad
>>553385781Bofa can proc too early or too late, like right after the race starts or right before it'll end so it's useless, and that happens more often than notAt least SM WILL recover endurance at an appropriate time if it procs
how important is power for this CM
>>553385781BoFA deez nuts
>>553385949That’s not an issue for this CM, though, right? So isn’t Vodka just always a better choice than Rice?
>>553385781BoFA isn't good in global yet
AHHHHHH my run is null and void!Kawakami's roommate is Seeking the Pearl, not Air Shakur!I got her mixed up with Doto, whose career I did for the first time around the same time...
>>553386101What's BoFA?
>super creek, lice and mayano are swinging maestrosDoes that mean they're into ntring you as long as you cuck them in return?Disgusting
>>553386115fraud
>>553385389Had some OCR issues myself when switching to sweep, only a complete clean up of Python and all the related installs could fix it for some reason.In other words: Uninstall python, clean it's folder inside appadata, reinstall python and the contents of the requitements.txt again.No idea if my issue is related to yours, so take it with a grain of salt.
>>553386187What?
>>553386093the race begins on a straight, it's entirely possible you will proc it immediately and waste it.
>>553386093Rice will give more stamina due to the bonus. Vodka is a pure power card, but power blows when everyone has access to NSM.
>>553385353which uma?
>>553386115Bwo...
Kawacunny Princest
>>553386302Why didn't the Kawakamanons tell me?
>>553386265It looks like that, but that starting "straight" isn't classified as one. In fact it has no classificattion for whatever reason. So for this particular track there's no risk of BoFA activating out the gate like every other course.
>>553386341>cunny
>>553386265The race begins on a section that is neither a corner nor a straight, and transitions directly into a corner.>>553386270Makes sense.
>>553386068you need power to go over the final hill on the arima kinen without decelerating. how much exactly idk, I've seen people say 900 power
Irl is kawakami princess king halo's only notable spawn?
>>553386183Bank of America
>>553386232Thanks anon, I'll give that a try and see if it works
>>553386471>>553386265umalator shows it better, and the skill visualizer shows it even betterbofa can't activate immediately, however it can activate late-race which is really bad too
>>553386539>bigger than King'sWho's her big-breasted husband?
>>553386680Depends. Are your breasts big or are you a flattie?
>>553386679with those early corners it has the potential to be a safer bet than maestro then, right?
BAKER
AIEEEEEE BAKER SAVE US
I’ll bake
>>553386853Decent
>>553386878no, maestro always procs on corner 1 (not the same as first corner), which is in the middle of the race
the next bread will be butter
my last wordsumanko
Good night friends!!!
Apology for poor englishwhen were you when baker dieI was sat at home eating dorito chip wen bwo ring'baker is die''no'and you?
>>553386878>>553386878another trap, maestro only activates on the fourth corner counting backwards (if there are less than four it's the first)in this track it's corner 1, the first corner of mid-racehttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/skill-visualizer-globaluse this site to see where the skills can proc
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553387280>>553387280>>553387280
>>553387279>>553387279>>553387279
>>553387301>>553387302AIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>553387301>>553387302Fucking RETARDS!
>>553387301>>553387302majestic
>>553387301>>553387302
you fucking morons
>>553387301>>553387302AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553387301>>553387302every time
>>553387301>>553387302w-which one?!
I SAID I'LL BAKE
Nuh uh my mom said it's my turn to bake
>>553387301>>553387302>posts and threads 1 number apartsasuga
>>553370327Triple 7 is fineBut XOguri needs either more accel or more late race velocity skills to win against ends with spurt+NSM, just triggering the ult is not enough
>>553387301>>553387302Holy retard alert!!
>>553386383I was busy doing a jiggie...
