>>553386548>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq9S3W7sx2Qwr4ZWEgos468BAi81RkeHbhncAQwQJ14>registrationhttps://forms.gle/aEjaEncktHScYp1i6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qNGCJt_ajwUD-ZGBBjIVGyEUSa5yQ1o7BvLAyKH9ZM0
>>553430362uoooooo luigi sex
>page 6
>the most retarded negroids at the table getting 1st and 2nd
>>553430362this is honestly way more explicit than sawako and kaavi becuase it has both cleavage AND underboobthere is nothing about the shape of her luigis left to the imagination
>>553430562For me it's the subtle ribs as they catch the light.xenia-2.png
anybody up for a tourney game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUaPGZ_OqGEasapin playing sega jong
>>553430362RC Coded skin
>>553430362this makes my penis large
yagooey
Happy birthday, Nyagger111
>>553430719why is his forehead so shiny
>>553430719shameful display
>2 animated chink outfits>1 male outfitThis is going to be the most filler nothingburger event ever
UncleBoton
>>553431140the twins are pretty hot though
>>553431150
>>553431140Luigis outfit is nice but I am not going to bother with Mario
>>553431140It's an outfit for /mjg/'s favorite character released in 2025 thoughbeit?
>>553431140The male isn't even good, we (including you) wanted Joseph.
>>553431140it's a filler event before CNY
>>553431528>synced up with the musicNaisu! Truly /mjg/'s favorite 2025 chara!
>>5534303622/4 in q...i think
>>553430362Why do you trannies insist on making early threads with dozens of images to use? Is it an attentionwhore thing?
>>553431528how did he sync it so well
luigi is the most forced character in a whilethe meme is that people pretend to like her
>>553431818Using that word as an insult isn't okay here, sis.
>>553431818what sort of attention would OP even gain from this
>>553431818Shan't suffer a Sucki OP.
>>553431981Based. All is forgiven.
>>553431954I'd tell you to kill yourself, tranny, but you're already planning on doing that.
>>553431907You WILL like the Chinese
>gdq is overWhat do I watch now
>you can install ffmpeg by just typing>Winget install ffmpegthat's crazytime to make soundposts
we like luigi here
>>553431907>good emotes>so good in fact, she gave us more sheentia and steve emotes
are aussies up yet?
>>553432179If a tech-illiterate Koromo like me could figure that out, how are you still allowed to post Ling? That's it, I'm revoking your Ling license.
>>553432179Winget is FUCKED up with PATH so I just use scoop instead
>>553429735>>553429875>>553430153stop playing chinktroon games and q for the tourney
>>553432239Yeah but I don't want to queue
>>553432328pls
>>553432250>>553432281i only recently switched to windows from ubuntu, this is new to me
>>553432310Xapitan...
>>553432407q
>>553432359>Online: 2wake me up when it's 3/4
>>553432407I didn't sing up
>>553432661Did someone steal this image's MD5 to post about gooning?
>>553430863My princess number 1 <3
>>553432748I download a new pack and overwrite my old once every once in a while so its just a current md5
>>553432815If you say so...xenia-11.png
bluzu!
>>553433559That's purple.
>>553433882puzu sounds worse
>>553433967yuzurple
>>553430719pig disgusting tiles
>>553430362If I were a hot, young, strapping jyanshi, I'd be in the tournament lobby right now...just saying.
>>553433559yuzu brap
>>553430719???
>>553430719>actually green souzu/mjg/ must love this
>>553434423so these are the epic saikousen rules /mjg/ keeps jacking off to?
>>553430719why do they commentators for a friendly that no one is taking seriously???
I know you like how I treat you like a toy dollPlay you around till you're begging that you want it allWhy don't we try going to a different levelWanna play "house" with me?
>>553434473they still look like shit so no
Wait, nobody told me dead apostles were a thing in the fate timeline.It makes sense in restrospective, but it was still shocking.
>>553434423>竹内 元太
3/4 IN QQQQ LETS GOOOOO
>>553432538wake up
>>553434683You've already stolen the Miko, don't you already have enough?
>>553434423
online:4click q
I have cursed flow rn for some reason, but I'll q I guess...
>>553434934thanks. this better be enough to get the match going
>>553434885is that a female tile?
>>553434948ojisan would not have the energy for this
>>553434948Is Hoshino canonically the strongest baggie?
>>553430362somebody please queue!!!! even if it's the devil himself
>>553435117You asked for that yourself
>>553435005she's one of the big 5
>>553435197I was going to make this post...
Dateng kerumah aku
>>553435005https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/%22I%2C%20JOBshino%2C%20PINKtard%20of%20Kivotos%2C%20humbly%20kneel%20to%22/
>>553430362My genuine reaction.
>>553435204why is tsurugi here she was never strong she is just autistic.
>>553435540one of /bag/'s greatest hits
>>553435580why is it spelt like re"ach"
>>553435732-ACK
>can't get any matches during the weekend because everyone already played theirs>in the middle of the week, when I couldn't playBravo, TO.
>>553435981TO already unlimited the gamesbeg harder
>>553436028i was never limited, but i did finish my games on the first day.
>UncleBoton is still playing
>>553434885>>553434423so the seasons are just nukidora?
>>553435204All weak bitches. Steve solos, no diff.
What's going on at the end of the last thread?
>>553436269sex
>>553436214
>553289172I've started with 1本の線からはじめる 絵の描き方教室 and I gotta recommend it to all the ocd autists that I've seen in the threadit not only teaches you absolute retard-level basics (like focusing on the point where the line is supposed to end instead of the tip of your pen, no one ever told me that), it keeps your mentaru in check the entire process (like how you're supposed to realize you didn't care about the result and just had fun when you vandalized school text books, I know I didn't care, even though I have a perfectionist mindset)loomis supposedly teaches you how to have fun drawing, but, if you're completely inexperienced, you're thrown into the drill of suddenly drawing circles and old men, here you start with lines and how to grip pencil and how much force you're supposed to apply at which stageI'm done with blogging, great book, expect oc soon
oh NOW YOU DECIDE TO START PLAYING REASONABLY WOW
>>553437243apparently I can't even properly reply>>553289172
Meet me in the tourney lobby if you desire a swift death.
I queued and killed 2 people...
>>553437386you weren't even fucking playing miko you liar
>>553437386save some flow for me...
>>553437430I don't own Miko
>>553437386we're gonna kill you
>>553437346I prefer a slow death, because it means I can live just a little longer
>>553435437what
>>553437517nuh uh I'm not qing again I was grinching this tourney
Zodiac's 340 Cipher Solved: Five Years Later
>>553437243I'm awaiting Cynthia in a V dress.
>>553437765Mahjong?
>>553437765Of fucking course Frank won't let RC get out-sexy'd.
>>553437765Does every girl in this game have a womb tattoo?
>>553437765Is this game still about Mahjong clubs?
I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING LOTS OF FUN IN TRYING TO RON ME THAT WASNT ME ON THE TWITCH STREAM WHICH BRINGS UP A POINT ABOUT ME I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE SHADOW REALM BECAUSE IT WILL SEND ME TO PARADICE ALL THE SOONER BECAUSE I NOW HAVE ENOUGH MEIDOS TO WORK FOR ME WHERE EVERYONE ELSE HAS NOTHING WHEN THEY REACH PARADICE SO THEY ARE AFRAID OF DEATH I AM NOT AFRAID BECAUSE I KNOW THAT MY NEW LIFE IS LIFE WILL BE AN EASY ONE IN PARADICE DEATH
Didn't read
>>553430863I love her so much nya nya nya nya nya
>>553438676off model
>>553438676Aru big anus
I raped Aru.
>>553437817got it
>>553439093stop posting this ugly steve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjda5_AXNJk
>>553438676I can see her 1 pin
sponsored tourney day 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkPokIxzvck
>>553438676Enhance.jane-4.png
All quiet on the tourney front
I don't know why, but I find the fact that Aru's name is Rikuhachima Aru very amusing
>>553440154war is hell...
>>553440486touch grass
>>553440486original is better
>>553440154I will be back tomorrow to achieve a record -300.
>>553440701That won't be valid.
>characters who canonically had sex
i love __uma
>>553440909I fucking kid you not. Sanma TO you are the biggest newfag nigger on this general? You are really gonna be the first TO to start banning people that play for fun? Isn't that what seperates us from these other soulless fucking shit fuck tourneys from reddit and discord and whatever other fuck they host them at?I could not give a single fuck about a garbage sanma tournament but fucking kill yourself if you are some League 5 new baggot wow my soulful team so cool nigger that wants to come and ruin fun tourney we have created because it was gonna hurt someones chance of qualifying. NOBODY FUCKING CARES who qualifies, its supposed to be a fucking joke. Fucking newnigger ArtBuddy comes in and wins one league and decides to ban anyone that ruins his chances to win a fucking sanma tourney (no rules were broken btw). Its a real disappointment that you dont even realize the point of this place. Its supposed to be a place anons can come and do whatever the fuck they want but nooooo you and this sanma fucking bullshit because its the only tourney you might win (and you are jobbing real hard) everyone needs to play digital despite you not saying it in the rules? Nah, end yourself.My opinion will mean nothing but you should never host publically here again. Someone operates completely in your rules and you ban them because its supposed to be a "serious" tourney??? End yourself. Not even a League win (cheated btw) gives you any right to ruin this general. You need to fuck off to some reddit SEA niggery community but please fuck off from here. If you want serious shit go play tenhou at least here I cna have fun. Man just fucking fuck off and stay away just go back to dicord this shit can stay fucking far away fuck you.
>>553441343
>>553441343Does probing earthlings count?
>>553441494>>553441443>>553441343
>>553441343Collab characters are cheating
>>553430362Time to wake up, TO. Your designated rest period is over.
>>553441780there's no way you did anything notable enough to open the sheet for
why has the nameless tourney gone on for so long?
>>553442531>for so longfour days is long?
hard WWYD on the repo alert!
>>553442734I lost, immediately locked in on ipk
>>553442734I got it right.
>>553442734i chose 1s
>>553442734wrong wwyd, doesn't consider chiitoi
>>553442868very much this
>>553442849>nyaggers really think like this
>turn 9 >chiitoi from 4 pairs
>>553442868>2 shanten shittoi vs wide iishanten pinfu doraretard alert
So the answer to all these wwyds boils down to "just go for pinfu"?
why yes i am and shittoi and suckyloveramaeleddit-0.pmg
>>553443027not always but this time when we need to consider pinfu vs ipk, pinfu has much better tile acceptance while presenting the same valuepure ukeire efficiency is 2s but riichi nomi is worthless even if you have one dora on top
when you break down the blocks, you see the 1124 shape, so 4 does very little for you, even if you're not thinking about pinfu vs iipeikou
muhfuggin pinfuh n shieeeet
>>553443153>pure ukeire efficiency is 2sanon...
>>553443336I KNEW IT
>>553443352why would i possibly have the same youtube recommendations as you
>>553430362qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
>>553443439because i'm not logged in and i clear my cookies every restart, so all my recommendations are reddit (like half the people here)
>Loli of the weekheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Isn't it funny how the things we love the most in life tend to be things we somewhat hated at first?
>>553443587
>>553443587so true bestie
I am pretty sure Illyas been there longer than a week
>>553443579when are we getting hag of the week?
>>553443657repojanny is dead
>>553443657but did you submit a new one
>>553443907i wanted to respond to this post with an "i request x," but it made me realize i'm not really into lolis, so it's not like i can recommend any
>>553443907yes
I rolled this weird boy even though I was on the female banner. Wtf?
>>553443907I request clownpiece since >>553443976 is gay
>>553443027When in doubt, go for tanyao and lock the pair.
>>553443587I don't have that experience at all, everything I really like I liked instantly.
>play ranked with cat to celebrate her birthday >deal into kokushiThat's it you're getting benched
>>553445942you taught a cat to play mahjong?
>>553430362finally a good thread
>>553445942nya....
>>553441443>canonically
>>553446583Yes? She was raped and that's how Mordred was born Artoria is still the father thanks to Merlin's futa magic
https://x.com/grBaTauYgoat7LA/status/2010017030846722412
>>5534467814p
>>553446583all endings are in canon superposition since ataraxia combines them anyway in the loop
>>553446583one of the few characters who have canonical children
It doesn't matter because Fate is one big hallucination, nobody is real, and the story didn't happen
>>553447037Do you know what canon means
>>553447037actually, we don't really know what happenedbazett lost her arm and caren saved her life, kirei died, but the rest of the info we get from other materials (el melon, etc.) doesn't hint at any of the routes
>>553447213fate is mahjong since the collab
>Online: 1oh.
>>553447253And an official mahjong manga
Doko
>>553447360I'll queue in 10 minutes
>franchise has official multiple universesIs there a more telltale sign you are interacting with absolute bottom of the barrel slop?
>>553447360I'll queue up with you anon
>>553447975Yes, being authored by Nasu.
>>553447975Yes, being authored by Ryukishi.
>queue ranked>opponent luckshits into a dealer haneman on turn 8>same opponent luckshits into internal haku + internal xia next round and makes honroutou>same opponent ippastumos on turn 5Game over, he has 71k in east 2 and I'm deadFuckin- bweeehh
>>553448505oh did I mention the ippastumo was a fucking baiman?
>>553447975Nanohasisters our response...
>clown butt
>>553449114
>>553449114mahjongass
>>553448505Don't give up. Game is not over!Fight back!
>5 onlineHIT THE BUTTON
>>553449224
Autotable with your best frens!Join the mumblel!https://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=kokoRoom theme: https://youtu.be/u4xlrBo2WgA?si=D5tNFiXDLrxigsocLucky yaku: HouteiLucky sex position: Mating press
what is it with mahjong and gay sex?
Eww! Leia-san, Yuzu did it again!
>>553450129why does tranny "humor" always revolve around how much disgusting sex they have
>>553450154Kaavi, feed me!
>deal in 3 times in a row>all deal ins were positive EV MAKA+Mortal approved
>>553450250trannys only identity is chopping off dicks and pretending to have a sex life which doesnt exist neither before nor after the dick choppening
>>553450087>3/4>shartmashar't
Bzzz
>>553447164>>553447037My headcannon is the prisma illya world is the real one, and Miyu was isekai'd there as the tragic heroine.So yes, the whole series is isekai, and a harem.>ooohohoho ojou saved her>she has a rival/maid tsundere>got magic stick and became a magical girl>finds her own rival/love interest>tsunderes at her, thinking it's normal for this world>suddenly she splits in two, and lots of makeouts happen>they even have two sexy maids as well>and would you know it, her onii-chan's duplicate is there as well
>>553431819I made >>513686272 from just scraping the timings off 0x40 flash. Seems like someone bothered to change the sound host though, thanks.
>>553451030lord of luckshitting
>>553450330Fucking shitty game
>>553450321Kaavi taking care of her special needs kouhai
>>553452591There's nothing worse than getting stuck in the serial deranker's lucky gameThat specific pushnigger playstyle makes it a nightmare when they are on a streakYeah go ahead and ruin my oya riichi with a kuso 5p tanki, I don't care I DON'T CAREI care a lot
>>553451030chat is this real?
>>553448118>disrespecting KINOko Nasusilence
Is no one playing the new poker game?
>>553454075It's not mahjong so no
>>553454075I do. But it's shit right now. Need a few more updates and mode.
Poker? I barely know her!
D^42069 O^42069 K^42069 O^42069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iki6Hcf552E
I respect the spite crab bucket play bnuuy.
>>553454075I did the tutorial but was too lazy to actually queue.
>>553454232Also didn't get any characters after 40 rolls. I want Nono sex ffs.
Now this is mahjong.
>>553450087we need one more spectator for a second table
>>553455002>toitoi dora dora>deals into anything
>>553455060I'm not going to actually play if we get an 8th.I'm doing a cynthia-7.png while waiting for the tourney to go past 2/4.
QUEUE
>>553455461I'm eating.
>>553452591S- is still not good enough, so it was a skill issue.
Frisky bint.
>>553455461I don’t want to feed as adeptchudichihime-2.png
>>553450087uh oh melty on mumble
>>553455461You are courting death junior
>>553455828needs correction
>>553455461no telly no queue
How exactly is one supposed to “read” mahjong books? Do you take it chapter by chapter and drill the points with games/trainers in between? I want to get the most out of RB1 and Uzakupic unrelated
>>553456180just read them, you can't do that in one sitting anyway
>>553456007what did troonpu do
>14th place queued up
>>553456180Read, move to the next page, repeat. Memorize the most important parts.
>>553456473it's time to find out which rank is the strongest
>>553450087ALL DORA?
>>553456286>>553456571Thanks. I was worried I would fall into analysis paralysis and over-analyze while my actual skill level barely improves, like that Path of Houou guy. I’ll keep reading
What the heck am I spectating?
>guy_____ ______ ___ _______ ______
>>553456456Deal into dealer daisangan. This is his cope round.
>>553457039good
>>553457039Offpu
>>553456921? “Guy” is gender neutral, anon
>>553456636master
>>553450087gg
>>553450087nice deal in nerdgg
>>553450087my mfw they shamelessly rigged the game against me again and nobody bats an eyefujitakana-5.png
>>553457139Guys refer to boysGals refer to girls
>>553450087sanshoko nomi, yakuman! gg
>>553456920a foursome of mahjong vr sex.
Did somoene say gal?!
>>553458093Yeah, GALO SENGEN
>January 11 is Ichihime's birthday>January 11 is also Dog Love Day
>>553458961What a coincidence.
>out of the running unless I get 2 firsts because I played like a retard
>>553455461I didn't sing up yet
>>553459340good luck cat im rooting for you
>>553459340You'll get it, I believe in you.
>>553459340you can do it, a saint just unqualified himself
>>553459340why did you play and kan like a retard if you cared about qualifying
>>553459340Never give up!
>>553459610he's still qualified
>>553459813not once the sheet updates
>>553459514Hmm...an animated Ichihime emote pack for $14.99...
>>553459872getting -10 for 3rd place does nothing to him
>>553459953the sheet is 5 games out of date
NANAPLAY YOUR LAST GAME
ANONGO TOUCH GRASS
>>553460172he won'tbunny is in
>>553459813I would have got bumped off when the two players right below me played again anyway so it cant be helped
>>553460172but i already played it
>6 saints in top 16will this be the strongest playoffs ever?
>>553460751I will simply slay them.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/139790902
I'm not locked in here with youYou're locked in here with me
>>553461301
Queue up.
kys re**o
taking it east at 6 games huh ... u rly think your spot is safe??
>>553462084I don't like gatekeeping, it's unbecoming
I'm gonna k*ll the next person who dares to queue up. Don't even dare.
>>553462084looks pretty safe to me
i look forward to the surge of gatekeepers having to panic queue 2h before quali end
Why do moron TOs start tourneys in the middle of the week?shiroko-7.png
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffySkip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart SandyGot my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddyI'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the lineKinda like close encounters of the cavity kindI'm talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smilesI want candy, I got a sugar toothPut on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause I wanna knock bootsLick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droopsGumdrop that don't stop til' its licked knot looseCandy... candy...I need candy bubble gum, and taffyGet in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nastyDo it till your dad sees, embarrass your whole familyJust 'cause you came between a kid and his candyI need candy, any kind'll doDon't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on boozeA hyperactive juice that only I can produceAnd fuel a giant drill, bore straight into HellReleasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spellSo they can walk upon the earth, and get resituatedAnd Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created
>>553459625Always kanning is objectively correct though
I forgot to play my games...
I thought I lost something very dear to me but when I was about to give up after searching for it for three hours it showed up at the very first place I searched.This must be what be what the mahjong yaku Haitei Raoyue feels like in real life.
>>553463092You're in time to queue up NOW.
>>553462084Whatever happens, happens. If I'm dethroned at the last moment, I was unworthy. Let me warn you though, it's never happened to me before.
TO here, the sheet is updated, sorry for the delay11 hours remain
>>553464094can I play more than 10 yet
>>553464152yes the queue is open
>>553464078what can we glean from this?
>>553464078What tool do you use to make these charts? I remember seeing that formatting and presentation since at least league 5. It looks good.
>>553464078
>>553464224bravo burgerkeks
>>553464094>only two of the top 16 played 10 gamesCowardice
>>553464369Know when to fold 'em
>>553464369I can play my last games but there's practically chance I won't get knocked out. I'd just be screwing over the bottom of the qualify-ees for no reason
I got all my matches done in one night during burger hours. If you couldn't that sounds like a skill issue on your part.
>>553464224That TOs who start tourneys in the middle of the week are faggots.
>>553464547no chance I will*
>>553464278R tidyverse packages .. all free/open source
>>553464369That I get to sit pretty with less games than you is my reward for playing better than you. You want to fight me? You'll have to earn the right by threatening my position.amaekoromo-0.png
>>553464224that TOs who are willing to queue burger hours and announce queue status during them can actually make games happen
nanodesu
>telly names
>>553464547>>553464684A proper strategy at this stage would be to feed worse players to knock out better players from top 16 so you have a better chance of winning
TO end qualifiers right now instead of updating the sheet
>>553464743Thanks anon
burgers are persecuted
>>553466165Such the fate of unique and talented people, just take a look at sanma TO for reference
Oh no, the fomo is kicking in again.
>>553466892you don't need it
>burgers are about to get their third celestial>eurokeks
>>553466892it does look nice
>>553466978Hm... you're making a good point.
>>553467001burgers only play dead hours with no good players in jade
>>553466892you do need it
>>553467112eurokek cope
>>553467112Lay off the copium, eurokek
>burgers getting uppity after the nations tourney
>>553466892i redeemed the street fighter effects already, because i'm a retard (and didn't get them in like 15 rolls)
>>553467396didn't mexicans win that one or something
>nana played her last gameBNUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>euros pretending a gimmick tourney is relevant
>>553467167Eh?! I haven't looked at it from this perspective
>>553430362>AnimatedThere goes my wallet.
Q
>staintkek unqualified for real
>>553467728Someone post the F**** song
doko
>>553467709My bake is done caking in 10 minutes, I'll come then.
based unc proving the haters wrong
>>553467976Why would a haruna poster like cake?
Why is the "-kek" suffix necessary for every term on /mjg/?
>traumatic dreams everyday for almost a weekseriously messes up my flow for mahjongfuck ayako
>>553468041>literal botter in the playoffsTO?
>>553468093I'm not ageist.
1/4 in queue, I can fill for 4th if we get two more
>>553468289those dozens/hundreds? of chink accounts could've been hand played
explain this
Hmmmmm
>>5534686132/4 now
>>553468894Miko so cute
>>553468753Those do unironically look like bots.
An adeptchad would never cheat.
>>5534690173/4 queue, i'll fill if nobody else shows but i'd prefer if someone else without maxed games did
>>553467001>burgers>actually chinese
>>553469058I don't think it really matters if they're bots or colluding chinks since it's functionally the same
>>553469058it's a farm of some sort, two accounts sit out while one deals in every time to the last one
>>553469265started
Shoutout to the hanner playing ranked with me
I used to be a porn actor Having a boom mic in your face all the time and 4 dudes standing around filming was unsettling
This is your /mjg/ burgerkek.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oLC2vlBFGu0
>>553469989
im 200 points away from master 1 in mahjong soul...its acceptable if its sanma right...?
I used to be a porn actorHaving a boom mic in your face all the time and 4 dudes standing around filming was unsettling
>>553470582The only acceptable sanma rank is novice 1
>>553470582Yes, master 1 sanma is required for hibikeepin' it real in /mjg/
>>553470582everyone knows sanmaster is harder than yonmaster, so yes
I film myself playing mah jong
>>553470582you can't just steal /jong/ posts for (You)s like that
>>553469747>anons are colluding in ranked RIGHT NOW
Will another Jyanshi's bodycount ever surpass Miko's?
>>553470959Ayako
>>553470582in fact id actually say its based if its sanma
>>553470937I once took first and second with an /mjg/er in Gold
>>553470959
>the SF4 riichi effect isn't a slide-riichiI was going to redeem it but that ruined it for meWhat the fuck are you thinking catfood? Do you slam when painting? Maybe if your name is Pollock but usually no, you slide, get a grip.
>>553468112Fuck you too pal
>>553471239i redeemed it anyway, the blotches take so much space you can't see it anywayalso >>553399227
>>553470959Fu Ji, she's only 1000 coppers a night ater all.
Eurokeks are the problem.
>>553472084My cute wife is not a whore.
>>553472084
Time to Pull the Maserati Swapped Porsche 911 Apartcynthia-7.png
>>553439093Gotta agree with Joseph, it has been overposted.
>>553473093it's a steve falseflagger
>>553472217they don't want ¥5 coins anymore because it's too expensive to deal with, they prefer ¥50 coins nowadays
>>553472178TO, re-do the qualifiers, I'm not happy with my results.
>>553472178TO, re-do the qualifiers, I'm not happy with sanma TO's results.
>>553473959what does a sheep count to fall asleep?
>>553474293dora if they're in my game
queue?
2/4 que
>>5534754933/4 now
you really don't need to queue anymore...
>>553475850queue up and gatekeep or I'll queue and feed
>>553475850me?
Let's relax a bit. Join me!meme room + half blitzMajsoul Friends Room 42871(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=42871
fuuuuuck to is raising the tourney bar too high ….
>>553476749Tell me exactly what you mean with half and I'll decide to join based on whether it's the right answer.
next tournament we should take your worst game and double it
I ruined two anons chances to get to the finals, when I didn't have a chance to make it myself in the first place!
>>553476936double it and give it to the next person
>>553477021bravo yaboygluey
>>5534767492/4>>553476896Blitz is 5 seconds wait. Half blitz is 10 seconds wait.
>>553476896half blitz means double blitz
Blitz is blitz, you can't just say half
>>553476749started!
>>553477259You're goddamn right, unfortunately, the waiting time for the room was also half blitz.
Blitz = 5sDouble (x2) blitz = 10sHalf (x.5) blitz = 2.5s
the relevant part of blitz is going from 5s per turn to 3s per turn, 5+10 isn't related to blitz so it doesn't matter if you call it half or double they're both wrong
>Yagi the Frieren the /mjg/ the 4chan S2 airing soon
>>553477840hopefully s2 cuts out that shonen battleshit and goes back to being comfy
>>553478084The battles are the best part of frieren thoughbeit
>>553478084It will double down on the "demons are evil by nature and nothing can change them" storyline
>>553478084It doubles down on being a shonenspic nothing burger for plebbitors that think it's actually really deep.
Thinking of painting a monalisa for a&c which jyanshi should i use
>>553478937>shonen manga is for shonenfags color me surprised
>>553479014yagooey
>>553479123But it's actually really deep because evil antagonists are truly evil and cannot be redeemed at all. Just like black people in America, and yagoeeyfags say it's le 4chan.
Frieren is a social commentary on niggers and kikes, which makes it high IQ and 4chan
>>553479370>evil antagonistsdemons are literal animalsanimals are not evil for acting on their instinctread Rousseau
>>553479708Animals can be evil and Rousseau was a retard.
>>553479370>Frieren demons>Just like black people in AmericaWrong socio-racial group, Anon.
>evil imouto introduced
you can't have half a blitz!
>>553479792wrong
>>553479993You are american.
>>553479123Sure, but shounenspics and plebbitors glaze that series as if it were an actress in a bukkake JAV movie.
>>553479370>Just like black people in AmericaThe author of Frieren said the demons were based on Europeans though
>I'm American
>I'm Aru
>>553480036you are a third worlder
>>553480516It's easy to spot burgers, because they are all retarded. Nothing personal.
>>553480313I wanted this anon RAPED
>>553479792whathow can an animal be "evil"it just follows its instinct, it doesn't make conscious decisions
>>553480797don't argue with a third worlder retard
>>553476749GGs
>>553432179winget install Microsoft.Edit
What the hell is bash
>>553476749gg was hit with poor connection and forced to leave the room
>>553481083Why does she look like that yagooey edit?
>>553480797>it doesn't make conscious decisionsno one does
>>553481171pic related, it's what's gonna happen to you
>>553438676I’m an Aru fan now
>>553476749Ggs
>>553480797dogs can be evil
Gabimaru
>>553481327you faggot i literally wanted to post that picture and you were faster like 10 seconds
>>553481443hehe rakkii
>>553481404All cats are evil.
>>553476749GG, thanks for the games. Saddest Baiman ever.
>you know? I had this one dog and it was literally torturing animals and like it knew it was doing a bad thing and it was even feeling sad, you know?
>>553481551Is that why we worship them
2/4 queue
what happens if i queue in the tourney without being /registered
>>5534823593/4 now!
>>553482419I don't know what time it is.
>>553482694Fuji will repossess your computer!
>>553482797It's time for to say I am at work
>>553482862for me*
>>553482718started
Is Sōtaisei Riron/Etsuko Yakushimaru /mjg/core?
>>553482718>>553483074nvm got rugpulled on the last second, still 3/4someone join up
>>553482419this is the face of evil
>>553483096Yes
>>553480797Animals can understand morality in its primitive forms and decide to go against it for personal reasons, this is labeled as antisocial behaviour, instead of primitive understanding of morality, but it's simply semantics and the inability to confirm animals can feel any form of regret or understanding of moral rules violations.Most animals can't make the distinction, but some can. And this difference is caused by spikes of intellect.Some animals are absolutely proto-evil, which means some possibly might already be evil, which means they can be evil.The fact that animals can be evil is actively dismissed for normative common sense dynamics, which is reasonable, but actively ignorant for the sake of human society, which is good.
>>553482419this is the face of sex
>>553483176do you want an adeptchud to join?
>>553483218Nice! For me it's You&Idolxenia-2.png
>>553483176started>>553483402everyone is free to join
Animals can't be evil
>>553483402Please never post this emote again, thanks.
>>553483578then they can't be good eitheror be your friend
>>553483597
>>553483718Okay
>>553483718wrongit is scientifically proven Rats can and will love youkujouriu-12.png
>>553482694You can't. I tried
I don't understand people who act like Frieren suddenly turns into DBZ as soon as the mage exam arc starts. It's still 99% slow SoL, it just has more characters. Most of the screen time is still people standing around looking thoughtful, and the "final boss battle" is literally just a conversation in a garden. There's a few fight scenes after the exam arc starts, but there's a few before it starts too, there's literally no difference.mahjong related because the collab will be announced in two more weeks
>>553483885tell that to the redhag, not to me
>>553483892
>>553483892idk but the elf girl had cute feet
I'm an animalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqds0B_meys
>>553483718This is a good perspective when you are actively trying to dehumanize everything and everyone around you in order to minimize moral issues.
Humans are animals --> humans can#t be evil
>>553483718They're my friends!
>>553483991Ki No
>>553483991Now post the Nya2k version
>>553484014You can’t dehumanize animals though, they’re not human to begin with!
>>553483969Love doesn't make someone good
I am the frieren of 4chan, the one constant. Many of my shitposters in arms have fallen over the last two decades but I remain
Hoe... You guys really will argue just for the sake of arguing huh...
>>553484137There's a Mortal version?
>>553484172Exactly my thoughts about jong*rs
>>553483892I totally agreeThere can be no collaboration. It's already collabing with Shadowverse. I even got Fern! She's rare.
>>553484397No we don't! Show me one example of this happening!
Kakek pt2 in two months
>>553484397
>>553484362same brother, same
Animals as Leaders
>>553484547Alice is dekai cute!
>>553484476Yes we do
>>553479334Fine, since one else suggested any, guess she kinda works being stoic and mysterious
>>553484776You take that back I've never argued in my life.
>>553484881Yes you did
>>553484543You will be killed if for lying again
>>553479014>>553484874Wait, I'll give you one more suggestion.Now go flip a coin.
>>553484976Argue with THIS you little shit.
>>553484543never ever kakeshitter/mjg/ doesnt deserve a midariapocalypse
>>553484397>>553484547I can only remember that doujin of this show
>>553485114I bet you wouldn't
>>553485205Akari the Waterless?
>>553483892ahemyagooey
The next poko collab will reveal our next October collab
>phone dropped down to LTE I'm being stingrayed
>>553484547Cute Yuzu.
>>553485828
>>553485808>he doesn't disable 5G to save battery
Why the Silent Frozen is the Best Silent Switchcynthia-7.png
>>553486234it's just a software disable what are you on about
>>553486341For me it's South AKA Shackleton's Expedition to the Antarctic [1919] by Frank Hurleycynhia-7.png
3/4 in queue again, join for a high stakes match
>>553486801And The Great White Silence [1922] by Herbert G. Pontingcynthia-7.png
mmmh, high steaks...
>>553485337>Akari the WaterlessThis one https://exhentai.org/g/1080384/72ae3165dd/
>>553486932started
>>553486405Yuz- wait what
>>553487350
Do not mention Y*zu
>>553487725Big strawberry
I am so bored of food it is unreal.
>>553488263make better food
>>553488290
>>553483578oh yeah? then explain why my dog raped me
>>553488793You are a bitchleia-8.png
>>553488502I don't have time
>>553488793you were asking for it
>>553430362Ayako, you set a record for the most amount of furiten riichis in one hanchan
>>553490276wwwww
>>553487350Hahi anon, don't tell me you're one of those gooners too, I trusted you... :(
Any queuers up?
>>553490894It's over. Pack it up, boy
>>>/a/285212656>>>/a/285212656get in here!
I'm gonna start an alt so that I can play ranked without a care for my precious points
>>553490894I gave up hours ago, it's impossible to find enough matches this late.
>>553486405That’s a lot of milk
>shitty is aotyit's botted, right?
>>553490740>anon that is obsessed with cute girls doing cute things likely wants to have sex with them and is also probably an incel (applies to every moe slice of life btw)Are you stupid? Are you a woman? Are you an adept retard that can't read the bakyo?And there are multiple hahi posters, didn't you know that anyone can falseflag as anyone else when we are all anons?Do you even play mahjong?Or are you a mod that can see IPs?
>>553490894I was going to say me but then realized that I read it wrong
>>553490894I’m not a queer…
i cant qualify
Telly for as long as there are games left. https://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissaTwo anons with a high chance of making it through here on right now
>>553491036Not mahjong, kill yourself.
AuntieMilton
>>553492021Based miko?
>>553492021perhaps the same could be said of all men
>>553492102no he's not
>>553492258He kinda is, anime last year was garbage and that post is off-topic.
>>553491805GATEKEEPERS, FIGHTO
it's called a kantan TO
Disgusting luckshitting
>>553490276Just conducting some rituals, pay no mind. I wanted to take a more passive approach for yuzu and hotwheels, otherwise all of those hands would've been a tsumo on my riichi tile, and I'd get 1st again.
Someone stole my kan by calling it faster than me
>pons your penchanWhatchu gonna do now, huh?
>>553493813no they didnt
>>5534918053 sticks 3 renchans 3 doors
>>553491036Citybros we won!
>>553494312Stop revealing my league team ideas
>>553491036i just realized that this twitter comic from years ago got an anime lol
>>553494474fuck off rc shill
That's my 6 matches. Thanks for the games everyone.
>>553494963Thanks for participating adeptchad. You played valiantly with no tips
catkeks... we lost to catchads...
aru is kill
>staintkek pushed out of top 16>furitencat is IN
>>553494693fuck off SHAFT shill
>>553491036>>>/a/285212851
>fa*g**ikishimamidari-8.png
TO STOP THE COUNT I'M SUDDENLY AWARE OF HOW CLOSE I AM TO BEING OUT
>>553495710get in there and defend your spot, boycynthia-7.png
>>553461301holy hanners
the homosexual hag needs to be stopped from qualificationPUT HIM IN 3RD
>>553461301I find the mix of pink and black disgusting
SAINT IN LAST
>>553461301they should add hannah's mesugaki sister as jyanshi
SAINT IN FIRST
>>553496085Stop jinxing it, you dumb cat
>>553494109Wait for you to kan
come on bookbrokick aru out of the top 16onoderananaha-4.png
>>553496290why would you not want aru inaru-8.png
>>553496435aru is one of those characters who's cuter when she's suffering
Clearly going for toitoi
>>553496584it's not fair putting a saint against retards who don't know what tenpai is
>>553496289this is what i did one gamehe actually kanned
>>553496743being retarded makes it easier to slay saints though
>>553496743You might be braindead if you think that's a missed tenpai.
>>553496972because open mangan isn't good enough for east 2 in 2026?
Riichi?
>>553497509yes
>>5534975097m
>>553497509No, bad wait riichi nomiDama 5s
>>553497509Nah cut 9m
>>553497205That's so 2021, meta has shifted.
The more low-ranking qualified complain about bookhag, the more I send him my energy.
>>5534975099m
>>553497609>>553497627>>553497680>>553497728Bots riichi, but I really hate it. I guess upgrades are not worth the wait.
kickmeoutoftop16pls
>>553497509dama 3p
>chinitsu in notipssaints are something else...
>>553491036>thread nonstop shitting on Apo HotelI forgot how aggressively shitty /a/ is
>>553498097The game still tells you when you're tenpai and you can't furiten ron. It's baby mode
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHE'S FUCKING FEEDING THE SAINT
knowing when to queue into retards is a skill
>>553498170the riichi button pops up if you're menzen, but the game does not tell you when you're in open riichi
Why don't the retards ever feed me though?
you guys wouldnt last a day in a taimen tourney i'd eat you up
That's the most obvious collusion I've seen.
>>553498249This, whenever I play there's always a retard
QUEUEQUEUEQUEUEQUEUEQUEUE
HON-
Saints are built different huh...
3/4 in queue for drama and high stakes
>>553498294
PLAPNERSARERONBUTSU
>playing with notips experience
is this another stupid betty alt
BASED ARU QUEUEaru-6.png
TO why is 17th place grouped with the top 16
saint looper shits what the fuck are we doingjane-2.png
>#15 vs #17 vs #18kino table
COME ON CATSCORE SOME FUCKING RONS
I actually don't need the balsamic vinegar
>aru breaks tenpai to avoid dealing in on the ippatsu to manganwhy is this baggie so good at mahjong?shiroko-2.png
>>553499745I'll take it, then
ku ku ku
>>553500043You missed the yonmenchan detective
>even saintkeks can't survive notips
>>553499745>oh boy I can't wait to have some yummy leafy greens at this fancy restau->they're totally covered in this disgusting balsamic vinegar shitwhy do they do this
>>553500407when saintkeks do it it's because they had a read on the 8m, know your place
>>553500310>>553500407the 1457? 1 was dead, 7 was dead, so i was thinkin 45 vs 58
kappachungus is chungbutsu
so is it literally impossble for saint to NOT get 1st place in this tourney?
>>553500674random M1 looper you've never seen before will win
Silence tastelets, balsamic vinegar is king
>>553500420this is why I don't go to restaurants
>>553500420>>oh boy I can't wait to have some yummy leafy greens at this fancy restaurant
good balsamic is amazing and pretty expensive, the garbage you would get if you just bought a random one at a grocery store or at a non upper class restaurant is inedible shit at least in burgerland
noviceGOD we need you… put these saints in their place
Online mahjong? Boring. You should be playing Kiwame Mahjong DX II: The 4th Mondo 21 Cup Competition. It was developed by Athena who did all of the Tetsuya games AND it has both Nikaido sisters.Let me guess, you "need" more?
>>553500973he's learning nip to read the rest of sakurai's books
Vegetables braised in balsamic are literally amazing. It's also fantastic for basting poultry. You people are tastelets, acid is as fundamental to basic seasoning as salt and pepper.
>>553500887Sweet yummy delicious vinegar is super tasty and not that expensive in my experience.Most people just get to experience the rancid and acid second hand vinegars that are slightly less expensive.Same issue as olive oil and EVO oil.
>>553500974I like how you made the screenshot after mogging tsuchidaI'll check it out later
ARU BIG ASS
>>553501119baste.
>>553500974>AND it has both Nikaido sisters.dropped
Don't let that Aru qualify. You've been warned.
STOP SAYING YUMMYI'LL KILL YOU
Shizen na melody~
>>553501119Acid? What about crack and weed? Will those improve my mahjong?
ok this was actually retarded from jane
>>553500974uhmm where the stripe mode?
>>553501338CupsyYummy effect, response?
>>553501452I have it on good authority that one of our celestials is a crackhead.
wonder how many anons here actually got the reference, seems at least some did
>>553501185Hinata played the prequel, I'm surprised someone even bothered to dump these and upload them online desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SckRZ2DD9gc
Aru will lose
These qualifiers are taking forever
>>553501730Please sir hold on, we are all folding to the deadwalled haku
>>553501503Ash
>>553501730Yeah TO, should just cancel the current games and end them so he can go to sleep early for once
>>553501605it's pretty hard to find ps2 games that were not dumped by someone nowadays (though I do find some titles once in a while where JP versions are nowhere to be found)
I'm taking over this tourney and disqualifying everyone above me so I can qualify.
NOT LIKE THIS
>>553501452cough cough racetams cough cough
fucking RETARD aru
I wish I were a cute girl so I can give birth to some mahjong playmates.
3/4 in queue
>>553502653Just find a cute girl and make her give birth to mahjong playmates for you.
solid gatekeeping
0 kms
>>553503182Queue up instead
YUZU-SAMA, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553503225I'm at work
2 or 3 in queue, go fill up for more qualifier cinema
get out of the queue
>cat's definitely gonna lose this round
who are these people
why does he kiss the oontoitoi?
>>553504838who are you?
Another successful evening of mahh-jong with -300 points achieved
>>553505117I'm a tourney 6 vet, put some respect on the name
END THE QUALIFIES ALREADY!
>>553504838That's 無礼な犬, MilkPudding, Sinks, and Catbarbarian
>>553505313jane-4.png
>>553505209Haha no.
Announce the next tourney already
Alright so who actually still has a shot
ANNOUNCINGBASICSANMATOURNEYTHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553505961better make certificates first
This Is How C**rd Can Still Win
Majsoul Friends Room 33350(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=33350Memesura 3+5, let's clack some tiles!
>>553506239that filled quick. started!
HOLY BASED SHIROKOKNIGHT
Goodbye hanner.cynthia-3.png
Stacked lobbycynthia-7.png
>>553506114
you can still do it Hanner
if r*kko and a*a queue, we can still fucking kill t***h!
>>553507198no you fucking can't. stay DOWN
>we
>oui
master of the plaps, that's what they called menow i'm crumblin'can't you seeeeeeeeeee?
>wii
Get those points, hanner
>17 viewers on the sheet>21 viewers on the stream
Skin that hanner boys. That pelt will make a nice rug.nikaidoumiki-5.png
>>553507648is there a problem?
>>553464078i expect an update on this after the tourney endsand add an addendum that TO unlimited games in the last 24 hoursillya-0.png
I don't play Ayane but plain hags with red glasses make my penis hard for some reason. Maybe I should buy itjoseph-7.png
>>553507873That would be very distracting.
HENNER IS BLEEDING POINTShannah-2.png
>m*ndayeliisa-2.png
>>553507648Sheet telly doko?
>wagiekeks in shambles
>>553507942I don't know if it speaks to my embarrassingly low standards for a woman but I would date a real woman like thatjoseph-6.png
kisaragiayane-6.png
>>553508194>anime hag>low standard
>>553508194I would date any woman who liked me and wasn't horrifically obese or deformed.kisaragiayane-0.png
>always iishanten or tenpai>doesn't win
>>553508346It happens with irl hags toojoseph-1.png
>>553508359I would date and love any woman that was horrifically obese. hannah-10.png
>>553508362He's juggling with tiles like a clown (meliorative). It's like watching a kid play with his food.
>>553508564hanner's obesity isn't horrific thoughhannah-11.png
>>553508680she's morbidly a beasthannah-2.png
Come on, nurse! Win some fucking mangas!kisaragiayane-0.png
what the fuck is his fucking problemjane-3.png
hannerbros!
retard locatedjane-4.png
kisaragiayane-11.png
this is how hermana can still come back.
>>553509486free uma fountain here
>>553508680This is an image of a horrifically obese hanner. Viewer discretion is advised.https://litter.catbox.moe/phevciv8exq01a7p.jpg
it still hurts how i never got a game against this guy
this is painful to watchhannah-3,png
>>553509653I've seen worse.
>>553509678which guy
>>553506239ggs
>>553509653joseph-6.png
you lose every bet you dont take.I lose every bet I do take.we are not the same.amaekoromo-0.png
>>553506239gg, thanks for the fun gamesshiraishinana-7j.png
>>553509880the feeder
>>553506239ggs, some kantastic memery and even ron skipping by me.
queue up
>one more qualifier to kill t***hhannah-1.png
what a ponwith darkness and silence through the night
unlucky gyaru...
I'm going out to buy sushi and nigiri to help my flow
goodbye foxcynthia-3.png
>>553509925This is why I dama
5 more hours …
yuzu
>>553510219Not just unlucky, but also playing it inconvenient time in a futile hope to move up the list. Not to mention eternal looping.
Good game, bummer I can’t get an analysis but oh well. Back to reading Flow Book 1kisaragiayane-944.png
>>553510765holy based
>>553510765kisaragiayane-6.png
>>553510765>reading >flow book what you need is to play more before touching any book
>>553510765cut your honors sir
>>553510765you could rewatch the stream and listen to what the commentators had to say
hang on let me make an alt and sing it up
newcutie is on the path to become /mjg/'s strongest celestialhe's the only one who understands the power of honors
>>553510885youll play yourself into all the basic shit in rb1 but fb1 is different, its like mentaru book 1 youd need to either luck into a schizo mindset or do hundreds of hours of thinking of the metagame for the tiles to clack.
>>553510765Stop playing with your tiles and recognize stuff like chanta and honitsu instead of discarding everything that isn't ryanmen.
>>553510765Rewatch the stream and listen to the commentator with a deep timbre, he's a saintkek that knows the basics on how to play decently.
3/4 in queue, cmon big game incoming
>>553511156startedPOV telly: https://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissa
can't believe /mjg/ tricked a genuine newfag who know barely about basic into reading meme sakurai book. truly the strongest bucket in the west.
Thank you all for the help! I’ll look at the stream and try to learn more strategies that aren’t just “ryanmen good, shanpon bad, keep two heads at all times, look out for tanyao if you can”
>>553511631yagiyui-970.png
>watching VOD>TO spends the whole time trying to change my >name somehowxenia-7.png
>>553511729Same
>>553511481Your POV stream isn't up.
>>553511895yeah sorry had to increase delay and reset
>>553511928joseph-6.png
I believe in her.jane-11.png
i will become the strongest sanma player in mjg
>>553512496Already too late
>>553512576its never too late
hey guys is it too late to sing upkristeve-0.png
bake a new bread
>>553512780You rolled the 0, you do it.
>>553512656for a guy like you? if /bag/ goes all out you might have some trouble.mutsuki-11.png
>>553512909my oven is broken
>>553513053I’ll do it
I started masturbating with dumbbells bound to my arms while playing mahjong and I've gotten pretty fit.
>>553513168>>553513168>>553513168
