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good day /utg/. how is your day? how good we feeling today?
Post Muffets
>>553435469eh, as-is im just replicating deltarune party following for now. current system essentially tracks your change in x and change in y then plays those back to the party member x and y s. the issue's just making sure that keeping track of stuff doesnt mess with anything else.>>553435625NEW!! NEW!! NEW!!!>>553435683i am well but sleepy_
>>553435616the boy
>>553435747sorry, but most bugs i have are not postable here.
>>553435802>i am well but sleepy_glad to hear you are well, and when the time comes then i hope you sleep good fren
>>553435971I'm surprised the thread stays SFW given how many degenerates are here (myself included).
>>553435747CoL will you put Muffet in Deltarune
>>553435683Hello!I feel good but I'm also very solemn today.How are you?
>>553436176>I feel goodglad to hear!>How are you?doing well today, just ate my late breakfast / early lunch :)
>>553436162should be easy once the scene is written
>>553436290>doing well todayNice to hear that.>just ate my late breakfast / early lunch :)I should go eat something very soon.
>>553436140don't let that halo get too tight now, you would-be saint.
Dess and Asriel
>>553436853ever heard of "bitch the door is right there"?
>>553436853how do relationships like this even happendo people not know how to do constructive criticism_
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>553437073goodnight, have dreams of fave_
>>553436787I got banned a few weeks ago for (accidentally!) posting Chasriel porn. That's why I lump myself in with the rest of 'em.
WE ARE GERSON BOOMWE CARRY THE FLAMEWE FIGHT FOR THE GOSPELWE'LL HONOR HIS NAMEWE ARE GERSON BOOMHIS COURAGE OUR OWNTOGETHER UNBROKENWE'LL MAKE HEAVEN KNOWN
>>553437171that's what i thought.i am not saying you are wrong to call people "degenerates" but you are no better.you are NOT above that.
>>553437234anon-that-has-a-mental-illness-that-prevents-them-from-reading-text-within-parenthesis-kun...
Why didn't the Knight just hire a highly skilled mercenary to be their evil minion instead of getting Kris, who has no particular skills and is badly out of shape? Is it poor?
>>553437339>accidentallywas it also accidentally saved?
screw you rouxls
>>553437490DOOMER!APPREHEND HIM!
>>553437490Well fucketh you to then.
>>553437536are you summoning him like a stand or like a pokemon
>>553437536doomer is not even in the room yet you yell his name when you reach your gay climaxCUTE!
>>553437171"accidentally"
What do you call two characters with matching, but opposite themes to eachother?
>>553437608Doomer is Kraut's dog and vice versa. They trade places.
What are we thinking the shadow boss of ch5 will be and how secret are they?
>>553437759>>553437796Oh shit!
>>553437796They do say:"Gegensätze ziehen sich an."and i have to say: despite everything, it IS peak.
>>553437894it will be a forced encounter to show people who play the full release "hey you missed something in the other chapters"
>>553437894asgore has a black shard, knowing him, he'll hide it in a flower pot or lose it somewhere in the vast garden.on a VERY important flower.
>>553437394No? No need to act holier-than-thou. I ship Chasriel and I think it's hot for Chara (who is hot) to get railed by Asriel (who is hot). I'm sorry if I offended you by calling the people on this thread degens, but like, they are? And so am I, but I can admit it.>>553437671In my defense I genuinely forgot you aren't supposed to put NSFW images on this board. I had been posting on /trash/ too much I guess. But yeah it was stupid of me.
I love fish
>>553438321>In my defenseWhat are you defending? What pride do you have? Fucking pedophile.
>>553437796"Narrative foils" would be the term I'd use. They're characters with explicit similarities that're included to then highlight their differences.
>>553438339Piscis admiriablis est
I need everyone to listen to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClTcvhFjO9I
>>553438404Woah, dude, no need to get this upset. I'm not a pedo, I've been shipping those characters together since I was their age a decade ago lol. And now I don't see them as kids at all, my mental image of the ship has grown up with them and they're young adults. I don't ship them as kids, the most I'd be interested in would be stupid "puppy crush" stuff or writing something where flashbacks to their youth are the narrative groundwork for them having a satisfying romance later on.I'm not sure why I'm explaining this to an anon I'll never speak with again, but hopefully I can clarify somewhat.
>>553438690Holy shit.
>>553438321you post porn and call people "degenerate".you are that "holier than thou" you shitsniffer.
I still dont understand why kraut identifies himself with the gay lesbian deerexplain to me kraut >>553439050
>>553439109same reason asriel became flowey because flowers are harmless kind little plants
Hooman!>>553437073Good night, Chara anon.
>>553439050>call people "degenerate"Including myself. No need to get so pressed about it.
wait, what if kraut is secretly noelle all along
Doing my absolute best to pay good enough attention to the cooking show playing on the television that I can replicate the recipe they are teaching the audience how to make so I can recreate it for Asgore, but finding it immensely difficult since his chin is currently resting upon my shoulder in such a way that I can see his left cheek being smooshed up in an unfathomably cute way just beside me in my peripheral vision throughout the entire program (we were in the now-standard ottoman cuddling position, and though it took considerable willpower [and a few venting kisses on his cheek] I managed to learn the recipe enough to recreate it). Just finishing up filing Asgore's claws a bit and about to get started on polishing his horns when he suddenly requests a standing hug to "test them out" that I naturally oblige, but as he's holding me with both his hands flattened against my body I get completely distracted from the point of the embrace in the first place by just how nice his chest feels on my cheek and forget that I was supposed to be telling him if they were poking me uncomfortably anywhere (I felt him shift at one point as if to look at me, but he must have figured out I was simply enjoying it since he thankfully didn't attempt disengagement). Maintaining an admittedly mundane conversation with a family member over the phone as Asgore sits beside me on the couch with a slightly mischievous smile upon his face that usually indicates he's about to do something quite silly and adorable, when he leans over toward my direction and walks his hands along the cushion on either side of me until he's close enough to start kissing my neck so softly that I have to choke back ticklish laughter (despite my best attempts it did come through my voice enough that they actually asked if I was alright, upon the hearing of which he simply laid his chin on my chest with a triumphant smile until I finally hung up the phone shortly after and we got to smooch for real)
>>553439050You've posted toddler rape before
>>553439360im probably more like post pacifist flowey.
>>553437348If not a holiday, he's a college student or a stinky neet. So yes.
>>553439360What if kraut is slowly transforming into Noelle. Sooner or later we’ll see him become nicer, more endearing and freakier
>>553439781>kraut troon arcfinally another suicide on /utg/
Post does. Carol's orders.
>>553440047
>>553440047She kneels because he's a manlet, kek
THE ROARING KNIGHT SUPPORTS KRISELLE!
i'm sorry toby, but sometimes, bad people have to get lined up against walls and shot. it's just how it is sometimes. pacifism sometimes just doesn't work.
>>553440047These two were made for each other.
>anon says "post does" but thread posts krisellenot against it.
Desska Serket
>>553440672They come as a pair. It's what Carol would have wanted.
>>553440807i really wonder, did SHE say she wanted to see kris or was carol wise to what happened and actively tried to matchmake them as she seems to be on #TeamRoaring?
>>553438501>Germania Magna assentitGratias tibi agoOr 'kudos' would be more in place considering my choice of accompanying imagery
Alright /utg/, what game you playing right now?I'm replaying Anarchy Reigns because I love that game
>>553440047>that animation
>>553440047Does she/he/it count?
>>553441045i'm playing tarkov at the moment. currently running the pp-19. it's a pretty neat little gun.
>>553441045Pokemon TCG on the Game Boy ColorI want to say it's because I'm trying to make my own TCG type game but we both know I'm never going to get around to that
>>553440906Third option! Carol notices Noelle acting strange and is signaling Kris to discuss the matter alone.
As a petrificationfag I feel that Ramb turning into stone was pretty good, especially if you do the S-Rank sidequest. Although I am a bit remiss that out of all the female Darkners in Chapter 3 and 4 only Wicabel is turned to stone, and we don't even see her transformation. Good thing Panty and Stocking had a great petrification scene because I didn't feel like jacking off to new clips of petrified Pokemon, Donkey Kong, or Steve Buscemi.
>>553440926>germaniaokay>magnahello darkness my old friend.the entire world with some exceptions went with the roman "germanus" instead of the germanic "thiudiskô" which is related to teutô and means "folk/people" thiudiskô, turned into diutisc, the -isc turned into a -sh (sch) and the i was swallowed, the th was simplified into d and iu turned into an oy-sound.that took a few thousand years and now thiudiskô (people, folk, humans) turned into deutsch.
>>553441045Darkest Dungeon and Minecrap.
OK, who drew fanart of him
>>553441045Minecrap..
>>553441539Feesh.
Someone on the minecraft server has been losing their mind over nerdanon / a guy who said they liked nerdification for like 2 hours now and just started getting wet because they realized that they were thinking / becoming a nerd due to it or some shit idk
>>553442056lol
>>553441045Winding down with some Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate. A small part of me was contemplating waiting for an opportunity to arise for another chance to gush about Asgore some more, but after last night I think maybe I should perhaps simmer down a little
>>553442004>Greif den Barsch an'n Arsch und fickst dir ein bisschen Sushi-muschi.
>>553440591
>>553441045>what game you playing right now?S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2, been playing it since ChristmasIt's okayEven after an entire year of patches, it's still heartbreakingly barren, blatantly unfinished with glaring cut content and wasted potential everywhere, with very questionable overarching gameplay design decisions and being riddled with so many minor bugs and flaws colliding into a giant mess that overlaps and affects pretty much every single aspect of the game and the general experienceIt's soulwrecking because I fucking love S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games. Played ShoC shortly after release and bought and 'attempted' to play Clear Sky at release. The retail box version was so buggy you couldn't even get through the tutorial and the first emission
>>553442056They're both writing fanfic about this guy about him being a bully in school and trying to figure out the exact definition of nerd the anon likes
>>553442056wait wait... there are women on the /utg/ minecrap server??? dear god...
Tenna gives Vic Michaelis energy and now im imagining a deltarune Very Important People AU
>>553441045Doom, I'm working on a mod.I am thinking about replaying Gravity Circuit soon, that game rules.
>go away for 10 days in hopes to beat Deltaburnout and art envy>hand out with friends, have a good time>didn't fucking help, comes back all the same>get food poisoning in the last two days of stay>just me, my thoughts and my vomit>suddenly feel a sense of clarityTruly the Lord works in mysterious ways.
>>553442271i never bought stalker 2 because i knew from the beginning- or well, when the ungodly amount of delays started to happen, i knew it was just going to be a buggy piece of shit with nothing in it that is redeemable. now, a buggy piece of shit would at least have some charm back in 2007, but in 2024, with millions of dollars at your disposal and with modern video game engines? it's just insulting. they could've done so much more but just decided this garbage was acceptable and dropped it as is.
actually no joke want to suck a dick rnsaid fave
>>553441539I sympathise. After all, it's been for most of our history we've been called Bohemia though I should properly insist on Moravia and Moravia Magna instead, even though it's been centuries since the Boii disappearedAnd for some godforsaken reason, some exceptionally daft individuals still forget Czechoslovakia split 35 years ago>the entire world with some exceptions went with the roman "germanus"Latin was lingua franca after all. And the irony isn't lost, considering Franks were largely Germanic. Not to mention the future developments over the following centuriesHistory is rather complicatedOh. Undertale. And Deltarune
>>553443257Heeeeeeeeeey
>>553443340hi
>>553441045Played some Worms Revolution with my friends recently, made me remember how shitty the settings for that one are. Been planning to finally get to Psycho Patrol R, gotta think of something other than Deltarune for a change.
>>553443640Armageddon is objectively the best one, but Worms 4 Mayhem is near and dear to me
>>553443640>Psycho Patrol RI never even realized this was out on Early Access
>>553441045just 100% croc legend of the hobbos. it's an okay game, but damn i love the OSThttps://youtu.be/Maqy0cUSaLs?si=Uo8mHx4iWJ-iJ0r1
>>553443865Mayhem was absolutely my childhood favorite, that used to be the pinnacle of destructible environments to me. My best friend always preferred Armageddon, he said that Mayhem was "too random" for him.
good morning i love them
faves making chili.chili is good.eat more chili>>553443865I have only ever played armageddon and one that was on the ps3 but that might have been an hd port of it.
Fucking minecrap surprised me for half a second second until I realized it was just using my username.
>>553443984Guess it never made a splash the same way Cruelty Squad did, since judging by the screenshots it's a slightly different game in the same universe. Been a while since I looked at Ville's digital vomit though, so it's probably gonna be nice.
>>553443337Bohemia, Böhmen.the german word for you breaks englsh people trying to learn german.sorry for the SDP, btw. you didn't deserve that.
>>553444049Not that i've played every single one and that i'm an expert on it, but i'd say that while the other worms games have some merit to them, Armageddon tends to functionally beat out all of them with it's physics, strategy and higher degrees of customization ontop of a lack of a dominating gimmick. It's just pure, distilled worms gameplay while being a straight upgrade to the very first 3 worms games.However 4 Mayhem is an incredibly unique translation of the series into 3D that i can't help but love it. It isn't a masterpiece, but i definitely recommend it if you want to get into worms
>>553442841Truth be told, the bugs encountered are, for the most part, pretty inconsequential and very minor in character. GSC has been fairly active in this department, with the stability also being pretty alright with just a single CTD over my 250 hours spent ingame though I do have a pretty decent rig. But the bugs persistent and there's still a lot of them. And they're often fucking annoying in nature. Of course, I'm still talking about the state of affairs as of right now. The release was, indeed quite abysmal, and it's the single reason why I waited for a year before doing the purchase>with nothing in it that is redeemableNow that is just not true at all. On the contrary, it is the single biggest point of my personal discontent. The frustratingly wasted potential is just astonishing. The cut content is enormous in both volume and complexity if we can trust the data miners and even compared to the leaked builds. All the ingredients are there. Even that shitty Unreal engine could and can be wrangled, but no argument there, the foundations are not ideal to say the leastOn GSC's defence, no matter how vain and questionable it is, they're still working on it. The A-Life has been implemented fairly competently, even if it's pretty much barely on-par with the barebones original systems without the specific nuances of either Clear Sky and its warfare or Call of Pripyat and its refined AI. GSC is still adding or restoring content. I still give them the benefit of the doubt. After all, they're NOT the original devs. And if nothing else, they absolutely, unquestionably did atttempt to capture the spirit and the essence of the original games, and they absolutely managed to do it in several dimensions without dissonance or other kind of disruptive deviationBut man. What could've been
>>553444742aww
>>553444742Cute
>>553444742Why the fuck didn't alphys make snowman a robot body.fuck, that feels like it'd be a pre-deltarune era fanboss. Genocide snowman fight
>>553445007>a refrigerator that is also a tank
>>553445007>>553445187And because of Deltarune it'll never be made...
>>553445657>ralseo said a swearwe ALL lost the game
>>553445746Either that or he's taking a mighty shit
>>553445750>YAOI?! GAY?!Fujo is so silly leaving Battat notes like that all the time
>>553445902
>>553445996if asriel comes out in chapter 5 as a berdly-core nerdchud pol-incel then i just might actually do it
>>553445996asriel is canonically the cool kid and everyone loves him and he's pretty and he's popular and strong and wins all the football tournaments and has sixty gajillion friends.oh and you're his adoptive brother.that nobody likes.
>>553446137*sister*that everybody likes even though you've never done anything nice to anybody in your entire life
>>553446089>Berdly becomes your companion in Chapter 5 Normal Route and is twice as chud as ever>he's still nothing compared to the Weird Route, where Asriel joins the party
>>553441045Balatro and I just got Gold Stake on Checkered Deck. Hologram is a free win.
>>553446186you're a fucking idiot.lets agree on "sibling" because of toby's ambiguous they/them bullshittery.i've heard no one ever go "ah yes, my sibling that i missed so much"sounds like chatgpt.
>>553446283>"ah yes, my sibling that i missed so much"I imagined a very autistic fat Asriel saying this and chuckled
do not click this image unless you want spoilers for chapter 5
Asriel will be the goat version of hero
no oc anchor in this thread? I'll just us OP then>>553435535
>>553446387i wonder how toby will write him.if he does so at all.my theory: the two VERY similarly colored yellow flowers represent both kris and noelle.noelle's entire theme is yellow, from her hud color, from the ch3 "snowgrave" part leading to eram playing flowey's justice soul segment...noelle is the yellow flower.
>>553445996>>553446387
We already know what Asriel looks like these days.
>>553446842wow i didnt know asriel looked like rudy
My will to fight the knight
I think Toby should make a Helltaker spin off where we play as Asriel and get all the single women in hometown.
>>553437894Apple Jockington. Bullets made by ZUNApple/snake/garden symbolismFreedom to escape being Catti's sidekick/tool and no longer have to grow the beard
>>553441045dbd because they put a meta perk in the shrine and i have 2 days to grind enough to get iti'm pissed off
am i correct in saying all kriselle posts are temfag
>>553446719>i wonder how toby will write him.My bet is that he's gonna be well-meaning but kind of clueless. I imagine him to be the kind of guy who'd talk about his achievements around Kris not because he wants to show off but because it's just a part of life to him, often not noticing that it sours Kris' mood. He probably inherited Toriel's tendency to take matters into his own hands without asking, so he'll make himself team leader as soon as he's in the party. Overall a nice guy who's just a bit overbearing without meaning to be.
>>553447173probably.
>>553446870If we ignore the bits running across the width of the protrusions coming from the Knight’s helmet, they clearly look like Asgore’s horns, and not reindeer antlers. The way they bend is highly suggestive. They look nothing like what we see on the heads of any of the Holidays. Toby called the Knight’s final attack a “star attack” in the newsletter. Who else uses star attacks? Yup yup, Asriel muhfuggin Dreemurr. Jaru will prove that the Knight is Asriel when he releases his second piles of Asriel’s dust video.
fave is wondering where that image of asriel with muscular mantits with dess staring at them is? fave remembers the image but forgot to save it.
>>553447173I do not care for kriselle. I like susie and noelle not kris and noelle.
>>553447202asriel is hero confirmed.
>>553445007mr. freeze
>>553446089God I wish Toby had the fucking balls, but no he's going to be a hot enough to make it believable he could bang any woman he wants yet gay enough that he still gets homo furry art
i want asriel to be a pedophile
>>553447324Jaru is an Asriel Knighter? I thought Asriel was Ralsei and the Soul in his theories.
hello to the other 5 individuals in the thread
>>553445007snowman gaster knight theory
>>553447503
>>553447617kris...
>>553447679in a different timeline, she would be like noelle.but not gay.
>>553447804why is she a norwood 3
>>553447617
personal creations anchor, reply to this post with your latest work!
>>553447679Sup
>>553447202I think it's going to be the opposite, he's going to be high-strung from having to be the golden boy with Flowey-like tendencies that he's keeping in check for Kris's sake that are going to explode when their deception gets revealedLike imagine if he only left for college because Kris swore to him that they'd be alright but they've been going on a Knight suicide quest behind his back
>stumble upon some morshu version of "stronger than you" while browsing YTPMVs>recommended section shows the undertale version of it from years back>it has 94 fucking million viewswhat the hell. i forgot how powerful early undertale autism was
>>553447907>173 posts in
>>553447461please respond
>>553447960for extra funnies, check how much less views the actual steven universe song has
>>553448029its prob on e621
>>553448039The song is from Steven Universe???
>>553447964scp weeping angel rip off number
>>553440780Heres a dess i saw that reminded me of vriska.
>>553447964picrel is tenna's belt after his latest helping of cake that was meant for the whole dark world
>>553448112tenna is fit
>>553445750Kermit the frog here
>>553448243Tenna wears a girdle, sorry
Today I choose violence by reminding you all.
>>553448056THANK YOU!
>>553448039>CN youtube channel upload is 66 million>the official fucking steven universe music channel upload is only 2 millionholy shit, i didn't know steven universe got cucked this hard. the early undertale fandom was too powerful
>>553448243...ting a lot of snack breaks into his schedule
>>553447964I just woke up and posted it which makes me better than the posters of all previous 173 posts.
>>553448303false>>553448396he would never
so what was the lore reasons for dess giving kris dominant mean handjobs like 24/7
i HATE bucketheads </3 https://youtu.be/WouhSFMQ0sg?si=QbAU8rtdATxWGJYj
>>553447701Despite kris's hopes and dreams there are actually no pedophiles in hometown
So is there some kind of thematic relevance to Noelle and her family being Christmas themed? I don't get it.
will the game communicate to us what the real ending is?like flowey popping up to tell us that we forgot to befriend someone and creates a new save-state?we know the weird route is not the end of all things and probably neither is normal play.
>>553448668noelle is unironically jesus
>>553448464You're right. If he took a break for every sheet of lasagna he "snacked on" to "get into character" for Garfield reruns, he'd never be working at all.
>>553448668idk
i dont get anything...
>>553448668carol is the mayor of the town and her obsession with christmas is what lead her to cause the roaring
>>553448504To make him stronger.
>>553448685We're past the halfway point and there's no question what the "real" plot is and which is the alternate route so far, so I don't see any reason to expect confusion in the end. I don't think we're going to have a dozen different ambiguous endings to fight over.
>>553448668knowing toby he probably thought it would be funny to make a christmas deer character first and then did the christianity allegory stuff later.
Angel noelle deniers crying shitting pissing and farting
>>553448668The entire Holiday family is forced to put up appearances, since Carol runs the town, not unlike how people put Christmas decorations to make things prettier than they actually are. It's also a juxtapostion of a nice holiday associated with giving and a season that can be ruthlessly cold - once again, presentable appearances hiding major issues.
>>553449148theres a strange optical illusion where noelles antlers looks like the angel wings. It was pretty clear from the beginning that elle was the angel
>>553449091that is not asriels cum thats like some other shit
>>553449308
>>553448750>>553448819Oh, right. That whole thing. I kinda forgot that she's got a messiah theme going on.
>>553448668I suspect it's another case of Toby including something for japanese fans first and western fans second because they're drawn to the aesthetics of christmas. I wouldn't expect a big payoff or deeper meaning.
>>553449335
>>553449361That snout is kinda freaking me out
>>553449361imagine being alvin and the fucking god you worship is a horny deer teenager
>>553449420
Here's your Jesus, bro.
*cries because i am media illiterate*
>>553449479
What are ya ordering?
>>553449403>It's all a le red herring nothing means anything TOBY IS RAPING MEIs this the most boring type of Underrune doomerism
>>553449551
>>553449439im not Alvin but I already do that
>>553449568just water please
>>553449484i will drain a sponge of posca in her mouth.
>>553449484I would probably like suselle if susie was actually a bully tbdesu
>>553449583Okay fine Toby made them christmas themed because [17 hour lore video]
>>553449484I know online deltarune discourse is 99% ship related but the sad truth is whenever the actual game leans into ship bait it's the least interesting and most heavy handed fan pandering material going.
>>553449439You joke, but honestly, the absolute headfuck of discovering that your god is a masochistic simp.
why do people on here hate the canon ships so much it feels like hating just for the sake of hating.
>>553450118>Susie is actually the daughter of Satan>Carol is simply trying to keep the powers that be in balance
>>553450118thats one of the reasons why i want it to be canon. I want to see alvins reaction to the fact his god is a horny deer. The freaky girl that shows up at his church
>>553450278thats like finding out your student is the avatar except even more shocking.
>>553449717here
>>553450176>it feels like hating just for the sake of hating.It is. Contrarianism goes into straight up self-gaslighting territory sometimes. Or maybe these folks are indeed upset that their messiah wants the angry lizard girl to step on her.
>>553449952Disturbingly 2018
>>553450278Alvins probably heard, at length, all of her sinful fantasies>>553450361My suselle disliking is true and honest and from the heart because I am an actual yuri fan and I know bangers and this? is not a banger
>>553450324EXACTLY, IT WILL BE FUCKING HILLARIOUS
>>553449583Nobody said nothing means anything or Toby is raping anyone, calm down you sperg.I'm simply saying I don't expect the christmas theming to be of huge importance. If you want to throw a tantrum and pretend I'm saying I hate the whole game AND Toby then go ahead, but yeesh.Noelle is a reindeer and reindeer are commonly associated with christmas. Maybe that's it and that's fine. If it turns out to be something more then ok.
>>553450443how is it not a banger? Theyre awkward teenagers with trauma it makes sense their relationship is at the beginning stages and lacks actual deep substance.
>>553450278>The freaky girl that shows up at his churchDo people actually know that Noelle is a horny freak? I mean, I guess she is kinda bad at hiding it.
>>553450373My only regret is not jumping on the Deltawagon at Chapter 1 so I could witness this stage in full bloom.
>>553450531Yes thats why kriselle is so boring and has no deeper subtext, because theyre awkward teenagers with trauma. It's just impossible to make that sort of thing interesting. Impossible.
>>553450648I for one enjoy seeing the innocent love being shown. I believe it will lead to more character development in the future when they come to terms with who they really are and how they compliment each other.
>>553450531NTA but it needs to be intriguing even if it lacks substance at first, Suselle just does not have that in my opinion, especially when they both have better chemistry with other characters. This could be solved at least partially if Noelle was actually relevant and went on an adventure with Susie but Noelle's unclear role in the story isn't helping.
>>553450559Berdly managed to miss that she's into Susie somehow but that's Berdly
>>553450748I thought you were talking about suelle not kriselle>>553450795How is it not clear? She's going to be the deus ex machina I guarantee it.
you ever wonder how toby feels that he made a intended ship suselle but a lot of people just prefer kriselle?
man i feel bad for alvin, losing his dad is bad enough
krusie is the best ship
>>553446510this is a good ralsei, would feed fent to
>>553450943
>>553447907
553450748Im not opposed to future development and I cross my fingers every day that there will be even one good and interesting romantic conversation with them but idk. it just lacks sauce that krusie and kriselle has. I dont really care for innocent sweet generic love, thats not how I experienced childhood or childhood romance (id argue most don't) so it feels like cheap empty nothings. It's a chemistry issue at the end of the day for me. Maybe relationships like that work out irl where its just generic nice and they like each other but in fiction I want a little more.
>>553450361>ragebaiting this hard.you are not that stupid.
I do not care for Krusie because it reinforces my opinion that most people don't have an understanding that men and women can be very close friends and not have a romantic interest with each other.>>553451039Good pic.
Suselle has so many red flags that I think Toby's going somewhere with it to make things more exciting, I just don't see a straightforward Wholesome Yuri path for it when both of these characters are like half a step away from their breaking points and Kris is about to do the funny betrayal
>>553451109>>553450748I fucked up
should i play undertale and deltarune if i am 25 years old
>>553451235fuck no do something better with your life
>>553451235Wait till 30
>>553451132and i just found out that you don't understand men.
>>553451039Very nice. Reminds me of picrel kek
>>553451235Yes.
I self-insert as Asriel because Chara reminds me of my ex-wife
>>553451132I dont like krusie in a "oh they HAVE to be fucking" way i just think they truly love each other (even as friends) have good and funny times together and have kind of the ideal relationship where both parties fully respect each other as equals and like and support each other in a way that you dont really see often in media imo. They make each other laugh and something about that is intoxicating.
>>553448750>I've been masturbating to Jesus this whole timeIt's over.
Shipniggas can only self-insert as teenagers because that’s when they mentally peaked
>>553451790so you don't like suselle because you are a massive unlikeable faggot and feel represented?
>>553451576Asgore...
>>553451668im gonna feel so bad for susie when she finds out who kris really is.
>>553451668Same, a lot of Krusie images I see can be easily interpreted as just a very close friendship, and I like that a lot. It's the kind of relationship that MAY include romance but doesn't really have to in order to work.
>>553451839LLM ahh post
The canon ships, despite being cute and wholesome, tend to make certain people very angry for very flimsy and stupid reasons.
yes bulmafaggot we get it
>>553451979yeah those are famous for using words like "faggot" and random intensifiers. like "fucking"
>>553451235 Only if you're a virgin furry who spends his money on Bluey plushies and supports the democratic party
>>553451872>they end up not playing anything but happier for it
>>553452074Krautsie got his chumhole gaped by Doomerbro
>>553451039Peak...
>>553451886She will be frusturated and confused for 30 minutes but why do people act like kris is the devil or that they have no agency and show no personality at all. Plenty of their bonding moments are kris and susie directly, even with the soul.
>>553452020>your mum fucks the bum down the road>the school loner makes a single friend and is immediately co-opted by a faggot that treats you like shit>people are flimsy if they dont like that.
>>553451235i am a 21 year old who is stunted physically, mentally and socially, and i only played the games this year. so sure why not.
why do you even like deltarune when deltarune is sjw slop. HUH
>>553452359Because my brain hasn’t been hollowed out by shartjaks and CP
>>553452242I don't think "The only reason we were friends at all is so I could manipulate you into fulfilling my REAL best friend's evil plan" is something Susie is going to get over in 30 minutes, it's her exact nightmare scenario
>>553452242kris hit me with hockey stick and is grounded grounded grounded grounded
>>553452242Because a non-insignificant amount of people don’t actually comprehend why characters act the way they do and they just see a bunch of moving images that they fill in the blanks with
>>553452359w-well... b-because.. w-well i.. WAAAAAAAHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Susie is the dirty ass retarded homeless kid who never does any work in class and causes problems constantlyPicture this person in your mind as you remember themNow ask yourself if you want them to nuzzle you or you want to kiss or bite them
>>553452431That's true I imagine she'll probably revert to her bully-as-a-defense-mechanism "oh you think im bad, so ill be bad" thing but obviously their bond is stronger than this, and kris has truly come to love susie even if she was originally just supposed to sub in for noelle in the prophecy or whatever.
>>553452569yeah. and?
>>553452314No no, the -reasoning- is flimsy. The people who tout that reasoning are being whiny.
>>553452398Kris and Susie constantly trying to take a bite out of each other is my favorite headcanon.
>>553452242their friendship is based on a lie and Kris has ulterior motives, Susie has been genuinely vulnerable with Kris and she is not going to handle that level of betrayal wellwe have no idea if Kris likes Susie or if their actions are all in service of their scheme
Do you think Toby regrets not making Jevil more pink and yellow Or is the person he met supposed to have just been the knight?
>>553452673i will piss so hard if the weird route leads to the good ending in some subversive way.i will piss and you will drown.
have you ever met a real life noelle
i want susie to do so many fucking naughty and nasty things to me
>>553452642she'll break completely and not even fight kris, she'll just go home and kill herself
>>553452569You're mean and have no sympathy and this is why you'll never have a tomboy dino gf. She's troubled but a good person.
>>553452359I enjoy Toby's games even if I don't agree with his political views. It's not that hard to understand
>>553452807her dorkiness reminds me of my older sister when she was a teenageryes i'd fuck her too
>>553452772>we have no idea if Kris likes SusiePlay the game, anon
>>553452818no thats you. that's what youre gonna do.
Kris is a bad person, and I feel no sympathy for them. Cry the fuck more, twerp.
>>553451576Flowey...
>>553452983
>>553452936chapter 4 especially nails this home with susie dialogue choices and this
>>553452821You must have grown up richNo amount of pity will make those people not smelly violent annoying assholesIn summation: Susie should be punished for what was done to me as a child
so is there an au where susie looks like she swapped roles with noelle (shes "kind" "nice" and the good girl) But deep inside its still the same susie waiting to burst open
>>553452807i am a real life noelle
>>553453147men can't be noelles
>>553453147good.kill yourself.
>>553453147proof?>>553452929HOLY INCEST
>>553452941no really, all that might be too much for herand might be the final prophecy
im a man dont hurt me please
>>553453179i'm not a man>>553453207i will someday
i am man hear me roar with a stomach too big to ignore
>>553452936>>553453043Kris is a lying, manipulative traitor with a goal, Susie is essential to whatever that goal is, and anything Kris does that looks protective or like fondness could just as easily be interpreted as a tactic to keep Susie on the path they need her to follow
>>553453343nah.
>>553453343explain kris' reaction to killing susie and ralsei in the mantle game
>>553451342I expected this to be lancer punch gif
TV WORLD TV WORLD!!!!! TV WORLD!
>>553453061When are you going to kill yourself kraut
>>553453439gas
>>553453343Don't be mad just cause he softlocked your game
>>553452807My ex girlfriend was terrifyingly similar. Everything aside from being a lesbian of course.She was very nice but I broke up with her because she was boring and too anxious about everything
>>553453515you just told some innocent bystander to off himself.nice.
>>553453530ter
>>553453602I couldn't really tell from the esl babble but either way all people too autistic to not self insert 24/7 should be shot.
>>553453530GASTE-
/co/-adjacent spergs are going to be so upset when the Fun Gang just ends up even stronger and more inseparable
>>553453712you keep us posted about your eugenics program.very cool, anon.
>>553453794awh.......pizzapants i love you.
>>553453582>She was very nice but I broke up with her because she was boringbruh what the fuck am i reading, do some "people" really break up for that reason alone?
>>553453939women doso yeah, "people"
>kris changes his mind and refuses to betray his friends >so ralsei steps in to carry out the plan instead what is the likelihood of this
>>553453972you wonder why lesbians have so many domestic disputes.
>>553451790And this is why Persona is a pretty cool series
wacky stimmy noelles with flashing heterochromia eyes yumyum
>>553454063and gay men so few, if i'm not misremembering
noelle banned in north america for causing seizures
>>553452772Kris genuinely likes Susie but whether or not Susie is going to understand that after they make it clear they care more about the Knight's plan is another question
>>553438692pinch pinch
>>553454045>critical fatalist Ralsei who believes it's better to carry out the horrible deed himself than to wait for it to happen>literally a self-fulfilling Prophecy>keeps apologizing the whole way while attackingWould be absolutely heartbreaking
if any pretty strong girls are around I'm very fat and very emotionally vulnerable rn
>>553454045I think it's more likely Ralsei decides that he cares more about his friends than carrying out whatever he was planning and throws his lot in with Susie against Kris
What is it called when you jack off to yaoi but you are completely turned off by real dude’s faces
>>553454591pending
>>553454591penisding
>>553454715asster
>>553454591"haven't fallen in love with a real dude yet"
>>553454129gay men tend to have carnal relationships.they are sex partners with the status of a friend while women have friends that they get to have sex with.the promiscuous nature of a gay man's relationship poses different dangers.
>>553453939Real life is very different to what autistic shippers who see relationships through tropes understand.And obviously nobody is stupid enough to write up an entire essay detailing exactly everything going on in a relationship to lead to a breakup. What you were given was a very broad summary that avoided blogposting.>>553454172This. It's completely spelled out for the player when she says "I hate when people don't tell you the whole deal"I don't think it will happen but I would think it would be a good twist if Susie was the one with a huge secret nobody expected and she was saying that out of insecure projection.
>>553454635>>553454715>>553454789Starting to think I’m actually straight and yaoi just makes guys look like girls
>>553454873>communicetingeither that person can't spell or can't write.
>>553454980
>>553454981that's cursive numbnuts
>>553454980no i thought the same thing until i fell in love with a guyonce i did his face and body hair and general non-femboyness didn't bother me at all
>>553455176i know.i can write cursive.
>>553455312Well whoop-dee-fucking-doo, what do you want? A medal?
>>553454864>What you were given was a very broad summary that avoided blogposting.if i were to ever summarize a breakup i don't think i would EVER short it down to "lel pardner was boring xD" why do you even start a relationship if you are gonna be that unserious about it? i am like actually annoyed right now. you could atleast have said something that was atleast a little more of a reason, merely saying that your partner didn't give you the proper stimmies and adrenaline is just a horrible thing to say.but yeah you might be right on the offtopic blogposting part, i think i will not continue this convo further, as to avoid a potential warning or 3dayer.
>>553452779He doesn't even have pink and it was probably the Knight.
>>553455391people to write their language right.
>>553454591its called having eyes
>>553454980Most femboy porn is just flat women with a dick.
>>553455431>i am like actually annoyed right nowYeah I can tell.The question was "did you ever meet an IRL Noelle" and the answer was "yes, my ex, we broke up" and because this is an UT/DR thread I left it at that and you're pissed I'm not giving you all the deets on my private life? Your whole writing style tells me you're an aspie anyway. You're literally writing headcanon about another anons life based on one sentence.
i want to fuck every form of asriel
I dated an IRL Sans and we broke up because he was a lazy slob who never took anything seriously and his dick didn't work
>>553456119sounds like a bad time
>>553456119laughed
>>553456119toriel...
>>553456119There's unironically a Frans fanfic like that were Frisk breaks up with Sans for that reason.
>>553456119you dated the tumblr sexyman of 2018 or something.
>>553456119Dating IRL skeletons rarely works
>>553456348
>>553456119omg youre such a bad person i am like actually annoyed right now you are horrible
*starts crying because im a low iq idiot that will never get anything*
>>553456119i guess he couldn't prop up a "bone"r
>>553456674laughed
*starts crying because my dick doesnt work*
*starts grinding dbd because of fomo despite hating the game*chara made me do it btw
>>553455431>if i were to ever summarize a breakupSomehow I don't think you're ever going to have to worry about doing this.
>>553437894Blue SOUL mode fight that's basically a full-on platformer, programming done by a guest dev with platformer experienceLikely candidates, mostly following the "reverse UT" and "missed opportunities from UT" theories: the blue flower Miss Mizzle spoke of, with a courting minigame that parallels the date with Papyrus, or Papyrus himself, but this time he gets to use his special attack. The latter gels well with the "Knight assistant" theory. I would have put Sans in the likely category in the past, but the "pacifist Sans fight" missed opportunity was fulfilled by the anniversary fight, so he's less likely now.I actually think ICE-E has good odds, but the idea of a platformer boss with sliding ice physics is scary.Seam will be a bonus boss after you collect all five Shadow Crystals.
>>553457001honestly forsaken is better than dbd simply because it has a nicer aesthetic
>>553456235
>>553456672
>>553457454susie and kris are fucking peak.
>>553457454
>>553457581>>553457527
>>553457747
>>553457895>553457895
>>553458063
>>553458183
>>553458380
thank you thread.thank you for not being cringe for once.
>>553458456
>>553458510Smaller
chapter 7 cutscene leak
>>553458631
>>553458884curse my inability to immediately recognize what's depicted in a thumbnail
fuuuuuuuuuuck it's over
>>553459313how do I find someone who looks like this
>>553459591Do not call susie at 3 am she will wake up and be pretty grumpy you disrupted her sleep like "what the fuck man" and that will not be good
I’m taking a poo AMA
>>553425009>>553425793this is scary.....>>553424937Do you believe what you're sayin?Yeah, right now, but not that often!
>>553459971There's a one-storied house. EVERYTHING in it is pink. The lamp is pink. the TV is pink, the floor, the table and even the couch are pink. So what color are the stairs?
>>553460153E-erm….hmmm… this is too haaaawwddd :(
>>553456235please I need to read this it sounds too funny not link it
Reminder that there are real people who goon to this.
>>553460153>Average written math problem>The answer is fucking periwinkle
>>553460298She looks different in porn anyways, same with any other goofy looking deltarune character
>>553460298It's called a cumulus cloud for a reason
>>553460205>>553460346C'mon boys, really answer me this, what color are the stairs?
Nobody wants to ask me anything when I’m on the toilet
>>553460298where's her cloud beard
>>553459647The secret is that they had to remove Kris' gender to make space for the Soul.
>>553460059That berdly looks like it was made by a fnf artist
>>553460489It's a one story house, there are no stairs.
>>553460489there are no stairs its a one story house
>>553460489There are no stairs because it’s a one storied house. HAH. Well… u-unless there is a basement… oh no… what if there is a basement? Hmmm…. This complicates things..
>>553460218https://archiveofourown.org/works/55520167
>>553460298wettest cloud.
>>553460643But what if the stairs lead to the roof?
>>553460643>>553460651DING DING DING>>553460669oh fuck i didn't even think of the basement
>>553460153oh yeah? what about the basement, huh? the fucking basement???? huh?????? pink ass basement with matching fucking pink ass stairs??????? ouhhh?????
>>553460669Then the answer would be natural white stairs, basements tend to be the dirtiest place in the house and usually dont get the pretty painting that the rest of the house does
>>553460783I DIDN'T THINK THERE COULD BE A BASEMENT OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>553460919the pink stairs are on the pink stairmaster that mettaton bought to whip his obese tenna into shape
>>553460508When I'm in the toilet I like to listen to classical music, specifically beethoven sonata no 8 first movement and dmitri's sixth symphony, movement 3
Tenna is not the goddamn Riddler.
Not sure if anybody’s heard of this band but they’re gonna be playing in my neighborhood tonight.I managed to swipe some tickets for me and a few friends, wish us luck.
>>553461274If youre going to riddlepost it should be in character as rouxls or something
>>553461274And it shows! (fucking kill me)
>>553452807Yes>cute dorky next-door-neighbor look>long hair and freckles>was bi (apparently) but primarily identified as a lesbian>very innocent seeming, didn't "get" dirty jokes and things like that>texted with lots of emojis and exclamation points, like "hi!!! XD thats so cute!!!!!!!">had the most beautiful tall, skinny body >but also had mental health problems, a somewhat dysfunctional and neglectful family, had spent time in psych wards and you could still see her SH scarsI miss her sometimes. Even though I honestly didn't know her that well or for that long and I just get easily attached/obsessed with folks because cringe-ass nae nae bpd
>>553461281what species is the guitarist we need this
>>553461274he hosts a quiz show, sis
>>553461465hope she's doing well. mental issues are a horrible thing to live with
>>553461281You got me, I thought this was normal blogposting
THERE IS A FUCKING BASEMENT??!?!?! RAAAARRGGGHH DIE NIGGER *WHIPS OUT MY MINIGUN AND STARTS SHOOTING AT EVERYONE IN THE THREAD* RAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>553461641Yeah, you're tellin me.
what color is the basement?
>>553461717*effortlessly dodges the bullets and escapes into hiding down my pink basement stairs*
>>553461587monster, specifically one of those Reindeer like species.
NO MORE RIDDLES DURING POO POO TIME
>>553461465god, i would hate her.
>>553461281this is cool
>>553461746haha, yeah...
>>553461281Missing Shyren as the singer
A man walks into a restaurant and orders an albatross sandwich. He takes one bite and then kills himself. Why?
What’s in the basement
SUSIE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TELEVISION
>>553461717tenna come on man this isn't the way to be
>>553462074because he should've.
>>553462074I remember that one from school, my high school math teacher spent an entire class period doing these with us because he didn't feel like teaching, RIP Mr. B.
>>553462076>What’s in the basementThe True Lab, where Flowey was born.
>>553462074hes fat
Anyone else feels like Deltarune has peaked? Idk maybe the numbers say otherwise but for some reason it feels like not many people care anymore, like it's an insignificant game and not this great indie titan everyone wants in on.
>>553462450this one was one of my favorites
Alright fuckers, riddle me THIS
>>553462450Inception ripped off this book
>>553462226I headcannon the vessel to be autistic as fuck, not the kind to be unhygienic mind you but more so a really obnoxious homestuck fan
>>553462541We get a post like this every thread for some reason
>>553462653inception ripped off a book about a suburban dad doing plant monster experiments in his basement?
>>553462651i already was.
>>553462651I don’t want my mom to die
>>553462651
>>553462226erotic
>>553462541
>>553462541idc deltarune will peak if chapter 5,6,7 are better than the previous
>>553462845ch5 will matter more than ch4 because it banks on what you did.
>>553462226Why are her boobs out?
>>553462825This is crazy because silksong sucks
>>553462763Wait, I mixed it up with I Live In Your Basement. My bad, there are just so many Goosebumps books about basement-related horrors.
>>553462541>>553462825It’s not done yet, and Toby has said he’s making this game with the understanding that not everyone will like it.
>>553462825deltarune is a storygame, silksong is a dopamine dispenser
>>553462748Because it's recycled bait. Look at the filename in the post you're replying to and tell me that's not one of our bait spammers.
I just came up with THE most absolutey ridiculous gigabrain theory for Chapter 5. >title screen>press start>Kris in bed, trying to drown out the sounds of Toriel getting skeleton dick>the SOUL(You) are in the cage>short montage of time passes>SOUL escapes the cage>it looks like you're going to go back into Kris>instead you go out the window>you can explore various parts of town at night, evesdropping on the townies>eventually, you go over to the bunker>once you hit the screen, a cutscene plays where the Knight steps out of the bunker>they move to a different screen, leaving the door open>you go in, but get lost in shadows, and a hand grabs you>the figure who grabbed you is concealed in shadow>in desperation, you jump into the figure to inhabit them, succeeding>the shadows subside, revealing Undyne>"Huh. That was weird. Oh well, back to the grind.">Spear of Justice starts playing, and the entirety of Chapter 5 is playing as Undyne in the bunker
>>553463062just because you admit something is a failure doesnt make it less of a failure(not saying deltarune is actually a failure but you get the point)
if your undertale/deltarune fave would never order hair removal cream for their intimate areas, are they then really your fave?fave is regretting an online purchase right now, fave should've stopped themselves, but you know what, let's keep going and see what crazy stuff this will lead to.
>>553462995Makes sense given that basements are a classic childhood fear
>>553462074Because One after one, by the star-dogged Moon,Too quick for groan or sigh,Each turned his face with a ghastly pang,And cursed me with his eye.Four times fifty living men,(And I heard nor sigh nor groan)With heavy thump, a lifeless lump,They dropped down one by one.The souls did from their bodies fly,—They fled to bliss or woe!And every soul, it passed me by,Like the whizz of my cross-bow!
>>553463254A market failure and an artistic failure are two completely different things.
*wakes up into thread*And WHAT is going on here? Besiees *scrolls up* toby being a hack and silksong coping?
im drinking apple juice right now do you guys still love me
>>553462450Now that we've brought up goosebumps I feel it's necessary for at least one of you to watch the episode that scared the living shit out of child me https://youtu.be/L-Fr47FukRM
>>553463635I will love u 4eva bby
>>553463635you should drink rape juice
>>553463254This is like saying that a restaurant is a failure because it serves pizza instead of burgers
>>553462541I don't know, those Asgore driving in my car videos raked in a lot of views. I've been saying that the game peaked with Spamton for years, though.
>>553463747yay:D>>553463805grape juice is yuummy
spamton is the overly safe opinion tbqh, socially acceptable and bland like lukewarm water
>>553463283It's gonna burn.Waxing probably yields the best results. Shaving is itchy.
>>553464052>It's gonna burn.so i suspected when i saw that "related purchases" was painkiller meds LOL
>>553463283yes.
>>553464015'tis just my honest opinion, m8.
If Toby hurts Pizzapants even more without a bright spot for him I will consider it a flaw of the game.
>>553464164You just gotta dramatically tell yourself that beauty is pain.
>>553463283I regret the fleshlight i bought years ago, simply too tight I tried to get into the mindset but no man it was not sexy trying to cram your cock in silicone lips and the lube just kept getting pushed out idk I had no tolerance for it I just went back to hand and now forever coping and wondering if an aneros would do it
What the fuck is a deltarune?
>>553463215Not happening but it'd be really cool as a fangame
>>553464496The meta reality cube that our battle box is only one face of
>>553464480-fave saysbad dragon has smaller fleshlights and fave has too been struggling with those, and that fave is recommending looking for bigger options that exist on places like "weredog", a bri'ish website. fave has one fleshlight from there that fits their medium penos better.-said fave
>>553464496never heard of 'em.
>>553462825gross
>>553463283i am also going to do thatprimarily for my face actually but might as well try it everywherein small spots at first to see what it does of course i'm not stupid
can someone explain to me what happens in deltarune i played through it but i dont remember much because thats just the way i am
>>553464921just wait until chapter 5 is about to come out and play it again
>>553464921susie is there
>>553464921susie susied
>>553464921Play it again
>>553464856I AM stupid and just wing every creamI only that gamble once, I forgot what it was but it super irritated my face so much you can where my finger touched based on the redness I painted on myself. I think it was for acne so something benzoyle related, but hey no acne since! *face shine*
>>553464921Susie has to battle her data version to unlock the gateway to the realm of darkness.
>>553464921Susie made Kris and Ralsei kiss in a locker and then they both sucked her cock
>>553464921Some weirdos play pretend while important things happen in the background that won't make sense until later™
Something I dont like in a lot of napstabot swap fanart is how they give him mettatons smile and his whole energetic vibe. not blooky at all. but there's a weirdly high amount of high quality jp art and it's all like that so I will just deal. I am not immune to mettaton but blue.
>>553441045dungeons of blood and dream, just finished hrot and labyrinth of the demon king https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEFqtGtA_jo
>>553465314whenever i get around to getting some i'm gonna put it on my neck/under my chin and on my lower legshopefully it won't be too noticable if i go back to work a few days later and my neck is still a bit raw
fave is asking if you guys are being serious about hair removal creme being nuclear levels of pain
>>553465776The cream is known to suck, it's your pain tolerance that's unknown. You might feel a slight tickle and laugh it off I don't know what your nerves are capable of feeling. I just shave and deal with being kind of itchy.
>>553465776i will find out myself if it is
>>553465990>>553466035i guess i will alsofind out sooni am the originalfind-outer
>>553465776it isn't that bad, electrolysis and epilating on the other hand is so much worse even if it's worth it
>>553462825deltasisters... our response?are buggies really more appealing than furries and scalies?
>>553466160mei keep forgetting that this image i have saved here could look like blood splatter if you squint
>when you realize deltarune chapter 5 is only 92 goon sessions away
>>553466701laughed
>>553466442The majority of UTDR fans never play the games, this is not new information
>>553466701but deltarune isnt tomorrow
>>553466747why play the games when I can watch all my favorite vtubers do so? it's like im playing the game while also hanging out with a friend. win/win
>>553462825Silksong was like the most popular release of last year and it's a game with far wider appeal, these numbers don't discredit Deltarune
what nsfw is worse? Off-model or OOC?
>>553466701>you have to goon twice a day for 180 days with every about every tenth giving you respite where you can goon once to reach the middle of the year from where toby said we can expect a release.deltarune might not come tomorrow, but you will.
>>553467175off-model just because 95% of what's out there is off-model coomershit
>>553467175Off model hyper
None of these characters even have models to begin with
>>553460981>mettaton bullying obese tennaHARDHARDERYET HARDERthis next fap will be...very, very fattening
>>553467175OOC without a doubt>spoids failing to spamtalk>ralsei swearing>kris talking>noelle being vanilla, straight or not a panty-sniffing creep.
>>553467175Neither, if theres a good Sans girl with heart pupils and ahegao face, I will cum to it
>kraut complaining about OOC when he saved asriel toddler incest rape to his hard driveKEKAROO!
>>553465776it depends on your skin's reaction to it, i had a terrible reaction that left scars and it didn't even remove the hair
>>553467136>it's a game with far wider appealundertale beat ocarina of time on the best game of all time poll with 100 000+ votesdoesnt get much wider than that
>>553467741not my fault your porn is shit.AND out of character.
Hey /utg/ how it going today?
>>553467805Ew thats just wrong and polls like that dont hold any water
>>553467805Comparing different things. deltarune will never reach the popularity of undertale.
silksong? more like silktongue(myanus)
>>553467995kraut... are you saying THAT type of porn you are replying to is... good? this has got to be a fake kraut
>>553468260what kind?
>>553467175OOC is far worse, but most off-model porn is OOC too.
>>553462825I can't think of anything sadder than people who care about player counts
>>553467995Whats your favorite porn
>>553467501factually incorrect
I get extra horny for actually on model porn, like when the art style matches the show. Seems more realistic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRW2L8LDOyo
>>553467805Undertale and Deltarune are different games. Undertale is a ~10 hour long, small-scale game with tight pacing and a mostly straightforward story that's still enjoyable even if you have a very superficial understanding.
https://static1.e621.net/data/d8/e4/d8e4ac2af323b72f1f8654dde62140e8.jpg
>>553468926bruh
>>553468926weird ad campaign for soda but ok
>>5534689261 goat 1 can
>>553467175OOC.
>>553468926Do gay furries think the anus is like a rubber brand that stretches easily with no injury
>>553468926https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/696/sample_a3ec0b674a2791f14ae6cf12497404a2.jpgIve been gooning to this the past few days to the point where Im getting the dangerous idea of finding a gay fuckbuddy because my goony cummy self is borrowing some of curiosity and I want to see if there really is an angle that takes a cock head best or if just sliding along is enough to stimulate the prostate
>>553469282i admire the japanese for being so naive that they think a written on warning saying to not reupload or use their art for generative ai purposes will make people not do that. it's pure in a way.
what if gaster was mute and signed in-game, but players heard an audio translation of what he said
>>553469492It can house up to 1 raccoon before the damage is catastrophic.
>>553468864to be frank you need a very high iq to understand deltarune
what if gaster sighed in-game, but he literally said "sigh" in a realistic human voice
>>553469794fax brother
what if tenna's never got reattached in-game, but players saw a hidden scene of mike jacking him off
>>553469946tenna's arms*
i have a low iq... i will never understand deltarune..
>>553468260the biggest folders are:Undyne (third place)Noelle (second place)Toriel (first place 2,15 GB)to put this into perspective:~18.468.359.372 bits of singular 1 and 0 just comprised to make toriel spread her pussy.
>>553470131someone beat you to the punch this thread you must now marry
>>553469516Good luck on your anal adventures. It's pretty fun once you get the hang of it.https://static1.e621.net/data/c1/dc/c1dcfa75fad559d74e1bd26c3afc6700.jpg
>>553469913SIGH (said like the voice says DELTARUNE)*the noise that plays after 'DELTARUNE' is said*
I got a media literacy certificate with a 95% score and I still dont understand Deltarune
>>553470209b-but boys cant marry boys..
MAGIC EIGHT BALLWILL I EVER GET MARRIED?>Ralsei groans as he drops an 8 ball out of his ass that says "Outlook Good"
I sucked a chubby they them off and finally understand deltarune to the fullest
>>553470240>secret screen that shows if you keep losing to the Knight for 12 hours straight
>>553470323i can recommend getting married if you are ever in a position to do sowedding rings are cooler than you might expect
>>553469516>>553470228these two posts really activates the brain department of the horny cum cum cum
>>553470209Please dont make retarded deltarune mpreg babies thread is full already
>>553470482- said Toby
>>553469516No such thing as too much lube, unless you want to practice your penguin walk after.
lately fave has been daydreaming about getting married and having a cute little family of their own but they know they're too fucked up to ever get something like that
>>553470742i had a dream that monster energy released milk
>>553470131I'm pretty stupid too but I still predicted some things. My method is constantly thinking about the game and bruteforcing it so even if I use the wrong method, I'll still have the right conclusion by the sheer metric ton of bullshit I was spewing integer overflowing into cold hard truth. I believe in you, anon, you can do it.
>>553469794Wow. Someone here actually told a genuinely funny joke. Well done.
>>553470742don't morose over what-ifs and something impossible.you can't hope for heaven to come to earth, so its your job to make heaven on earth.and if you are unhappy, you can only blame yourself.
>>553470792your dream sucks ass compared to that guy's dream. do better
>>553469881Looking at how other people interpret the text I think this might actually be the case
>>553470823It's not as funny as his mother still cooking his meals for him. That's hilarious, especially when he tries to pipe up about how awesome his life is as a sheep herder.
>>553470823Put your name back on tasquefag
>>553469881I don't know if it requires intelligence so much as a willingness to think things through, which a lot of people don't have (in general or for video games specifically.) Undertale also requires some thought, but the common superficial reading is still entertaining so plenty of people still like it even they don't get it.
MASSIVE DELTARUNE PLOT HOLE: How did Susie manage to go from Friday morning in chapter 2 to late Saturday night in chapter 4 without jerking off even once?
>>553470986i feel like if you're rarely willing to attempt thinking something through, you're probably not that good at it when you do try because you've not had much practicesaid fave
>>553470823:*
>>553470792ew>>553470949i'm not unhappy, just lonely but also men scare me
>>553470986if deltarune's "superficial reading" is not entertaining it's not the game's fault, it the audience's
>>553470801thank you :) ... .... *kises you*
>>553470742I also think like this and then I remember it dont want to be shackled to a child 24/7 and then I go do something impulsive and fun you can't do with a baby and the feeling goes away
>>553451039saved
>>553471119Female and claws
>>553471293wait I phrased that wrong
>>553471343
>>553471223>i am not unhappy, just lonely.the second will cause the first.you saying that they are not the same, means you haven't felt that for long enough.>i am afraid of menyou should.good luck.
>>553470986I will admit there were a few moments that made me feel stupid i.e. the fact that kris reacts differently after spamton's fight and tries to shut up asgore after asking about his jobit made me actually slow down and digest what I was reading more though which is nice
>>553470742SOUTHEASTOUTGHits gonna tell me its a spam post isnt it anyways pls be in southeast us
>>553470986I think the biggest hurdle people have with Deltarune is getting stuck on one idea (for example Player is Bad, Kris is Good) and then not being able to change their mind when they get new information (which is how you get Kris beats you up with a hockey stick because they are mad about being controlled)
>woman needs to get laid by a mangood luck >man needs to get laid by another man have fun
>>553471119>meanwhile Kris, who is always being watched by the Soul and has to invent SFW bathing alternatives
>>553472095the women here deserve to be alone and the men are just fiercely gay and therefore are in good company.
Deltarune is not complicated at all it is just unfinished this is a Toby game he will have Sans give the entire loredump and surprises all in one go and explain everything you just have to wait for him to speech to text all of it
>>553471293this nigger is media literate, listen to them.
I just want my wife to wake up with every morning and an artsy tomboyish footwife and a gamer femboywife as friendly concubines that either start a family with me or others but still are open to babysit and housesit and listen to me rant and/or cry is that too much to ask
i wake.good morning utg. how would fave react to being placed into the last video game you played or, alternatively, a video game of your choice?in frostpunk 2 noelle would either be dissasembled for +50% insulation research speed or some kind of scout or something. adaptation/equality/tradition mender typein project zomboid noelle would be immune to the nox virus i imagine and so she'd do pretty well and be kinda a badass character a year or two in_
>>553471398i feel like it wouldn't be quite as bad as one would expectonly for a few years are you truly locked down, not that different from college or a shitty job and definitely not for a full 18 yearsthen you'll have some freedom to leave the kid alone for short periods and maybe by that point you'll want to do impulsive and fun things with the kid or something idkthat being said i would never, i wouldn't be a good parent and i am already too fucking tired all i want is to not have to work so god damn much anymore
>>553472209Toby needs time to record all of Sans' uhuhuhs in real time, like a true craftsman
>>553471398yes that would be hard but it might pay off when the kid is older and i can show them all the games i liked when i was a kid and maybe they'll have a better childhood than i did, that would be happy. i can show them undertale and they can tell me it's shit but at least i would try>>553471668>southeastno sorry babe
I just want you all to die alone and go to hell.
>>553472653already halfway there.
>>553472508you've actually had the chance for the multiple times but I stole them all away from you my b
Out of Spamton, Tenna, Mettaton and Queen, who is the least stupid
>>553472653*commits murder-suicide in a circle of good friends and goes to heaven happily*
>>553472653Yeah well we don't always get what we want, now do we?
friendly reminder that gays in america are low powerlevel compared to gays in scandinaviathis is undertale deltarune related because uhh gay goat game gay goat gods
>>553472935elaborate
Bros...
>>553473051state mandated homosexuality (the nordic model)
WHAT IFTHE THREAD COULD BE STRAIGHTSTRAIGHTER THAN STRAIGHT
>>553472209Toby is self-conscious about the exposition dumps in Undertale and has already made an effort to space out the information. If Toby was still doing things Undertale style then Seam would only talk about scamming the Addisons until chapter 5 where they suddenly explain what Shadow Crystals are in excruciating detail, explicitly tell you to reset and collect them all if you don't already have them, and if you do have them then they'll say "also I have unlocked the ability to craft the TWISTED SWORD which represents your desire to be an EPIC GAMER, now let's have an EPIC FIGHT kiddo"
>>553472935what are they like mega gay or some shit?
>>553472653I tried offing myself twice, and nearly died once. Quantum immortality's message has been very clear I feel.
>>553473182it's rock gay in japan
>>553472935Why would you just go and call out my power level like that?
>>553473117Precious
>>553472209If it takes Sans walking on-screen and going "er er er er er when you let someone else decide for you you're a fucking pussy ass bitch er er er er er if you want to do bad things and someone else "forces you to do them" that's not really a good excuse er er er er er" for the kids out there to understand what the deal with Kris is I'll take it
thread personalities are either european of east coast usa. my hypothesis is that there's something in the middle of the atlantic making the posters closer to it more likely to be personalities
>>553473051>>553473182finns = gaynorwegians = gaydanes = gayswedes = gayicelandics = [ERROR DATA CORRUPTION]>>553473253there's only one way to settle this, only one way to find out which continents homos are the strongest, we must, have, a naked shower scene, you and me.
>>553472935You'd be surprised how many times I've been Jevil due my dragon character.Don't ask about ''Ribbed''
>>553472209I find it interesting when people complain some reveal would be bad writing or Scott cawthorn tier.Toby does not actually have a track of answering overarching mysteries we can compare to, so we gave no idea how he would reveal such information or how well he would do it.
toby it is okay to just have one ending where you dont have to backtrack to collect shit - you are not beholden to old japanese men who made those curahzy games 30 years ago. you can be your own person
>>553472780>SpamtonSold you his commemorative ring for evil, is surprised you use it for evil. Stupid.>TennaBad liar, frequently monologues to himself about his schemes, somehow can't distinguish between the Mikes. Really stupid.>MettatonNo major fuckups.>QueenAssumed that the Roaring Knight had a good reason to open the fountain. Stupid.Mettaton takes it.
>>553473479North usa anons are pure of heart and will survive the roaring
>>553473547happy birthday spyro
>>553473612*raughs*
>tasquefag art>look inside>oc tasque fankid and dark warchief looking dragon ockek
>>553473612its ok to just play one ending you're not beholden to seeing every path of the cyoa
https://files.catbox.moe/e7i2r1.mp4STOP BEING HOMOS AND LOOK AT THIS NOW
Remember that time tasquefag wrote an apology for discord drama and had his own mother check the letter before sending it and chugging xanax for his anxiety? It's wild he keeps bringing up that time he tried to kill himself like we don't know the entire story.
>>553473789>virus link
>>55347378911 seconds that i will never get back
>>553473907whether 11 seconds or 11 minutes your time won't be waiting
my stomach did the noise undyne's spear make when she spawns them in during her chase
imagine being a japanese game developer listed UNDER toby fox
>>553473737at least its not ai
>>553473789This is kids stuff, here's the real saucy shit
>>553473846wwhat>>553473204what why
>>553473645thanks, I'm a [Half stack] old recently.
>>553473612Waaaahhhh you're not allowed to ask the player to actually play the game to get a positive outcome, JAPANESE GAME DEVS RAPED ME
>>553473169Idk, agree to disagree i guess, I think he is doing exactly that with Seam, which, to your credit, is per chapter and is spread out, but I genuinely think it is not in Toby's bones to leave his message up to interpretation, he WANTS to be like that but he won't because everything shock value he does is designed to go for the gut and there is very little room for subtlety. Susie is my fave but you can already see her role of exposition since Kris can't do anything worth a heck
i wish i was a kid again honestly
i want noelle to force me to snowgroom her
>>553474260That time he was too retarded to kill himself tasquefag keeps talking about was part of that story about him stalking and harassing women on DeviantArt because he was using it as a dating website.
>>553473159There are no straight Underune characters.
>>553474420i dont
Why didn't Undyne know how to dodge? Did Asgore and Gerson purposely train her wrong as a joke?
>>553474454I think that actually will happen in ch5.mind you we stuck the thorn in her finger, she is fucked up and its probably fixed in her inventory now.
>>553474535She was a good friend
>>553474474snowdrake's dad
>>553474454doesnt sound like you need to be forced
>>553474362Sans only spells out part of Undertale's message, not the entire thing. This is obvious when you see how many people who misunderstand the game. It's not all or nothing, you can have both exposition and subtlety.
>>553474420yeah same. I miss the playgrounds the most.
>>553473479The irl bunker is somwhere in the atlantic so we get big shots more often
>>553474748You're one creepy and disgusting motherfucker.
>>553472537Kris would be a suspect in an Ace Attorney game, I just get those vibes. I can't see them killing anyone in-game or being framed for a murder like that and for anyone to know that person exists and was alive previously, the victim to be considered a person by law and for a court system to exist after the fact. So I can only envision their inclusion as an AU around the time of the bunker incident where Dess is actually dead or there's stronger evidence to suggest she's dead that would also point to Kris or make someone frame them for her death.Due to the nature of the games where (so far from what I've seen) you not only have to prove your client's innocence but also find the real murderer, there would actually be closure for the families. Through domino effect this could lead to a variety of changes like Carol not being as crazy about the past (the conspiracy may or may not still exist if Phoenix/other lawyer of your choice proves dark forces lurk beneath the town) and Kris and Noelle not drifting apart, which I can totally see being presented as the trial's happy ending. If Dess isn't actually dead she's found and brought back, somehow.Kris would not be happy with this arrangement where Dess is probably dead and, if they could, they'd choose to live in the reality where they are sure the plan they're working for will bring back Dess and/or Dess is alive as the person they're working for.
>>553473481>no response to have a naked shower sceneRIP me
i wish i could be into those visual novel type 'games' like ace attorney or whatever but i just don't really have the attention span for them. i need to be killing something
>>553474420What if the current you gets turned into a Soul and gets put into the body of kid-you, who's a separate entity?
>>553475124I bathe with a bucket I fill from a well spigot outside. Sorry.
>>553475038Asriel would be the culprit in an Ace Attorney game because his name is an anagram for Serial Murderer
>>553475124I was busy googling how to increase gay power levels quickly because I'm shook.
>>553475189You're killing Injustice
>>553475038>have to prove kris' innocence by opening a dark fountain in the courtroom
>>553475189Your attention span isn't static, you can develop a longer one with effort
>>553472780Queen can download whatever information she wants but she choses to act stupid on purpose. Tenna and spamton fuck up earnestly all the time despite trying their hardest. And mettaton doesnt fuck up because he only cares about looking hot. He stays in his lane.
our heroes
>>553475718>Queen can download whatever information she wantsNo she can't. The internets down.
>>553474474Wrong.
goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya tomorrow.>>553475312medieval anon...>>553475354xD
>>553475871why is berdly shorter than kris?
>Franziska: "Enough of this prattle!">"If you expect me to believe any of this nonsense about 'dark worlds'...">"Then prove it!">"Open a dark fountain, right here in this courtroom!">"If what you say is true, then the evidence can literally speak for itself!"
>>553475971shrank from the cold
>>553475908Gote night! Sleep well!
>>553475971he got kneecapped by lancer
>>553476189*from Gamer's Delight
>>553475189go read a book nigga damn
>>553475896Under normal circumstances. I'm not judging her on her worst day. Thats like taking an iq test with the flu its not fair.
>>553476258yea just be fat enough to have big tits but also buff wario arms easy
>>553476326no thanks
If dark worlds were in an Ace Attorney game, it would probably be the main gimmick of the whole game and every trial the prosecutor would open a dark world to have the Darkner of the murder weapon or something serve as a witness that you have to cross-examine
>>553474109Oooof, i cant imagine that isnt annoying some japanese dev over there
What character should I drawr (no deer)
>>553476732>drawr
>>553476071>>553475038>>553475496>>553475317I'm willing to bet money, between AOnline being a thing and autism also existingThat there was at least one attempt to play a deltarune case in existenceI mean, there was a snoot game server and I even played on it, also deltarune is way less niche than it(the money i bet is 1 dollar)
>>553476732hacker at best buy
>>553476732draw susie eating a borger
>>553475317I mean, the villagers already thought he had killed Chara. Slap a lawyer in there and you've got a case.>>553475496Exactly like that. Or you have to make a fountain at the scene of the crime to create a witness out of some object in the bunker that can tell you about one of its friends (decisive evidence) that the prosecution hasn't presented. Then you can bring in the Darkner as evidence before it transforms into a witness in the courtroom that you can cross-examine. And since creating a dark world requires determination, you could make it a moment where the screen goes all black except for Phoenix and he has a moment of clarity that he has to save his client no matter what and he makes the fountain by believing himself.
>>553476732The Abominable OmniFave (All Faves Mashed Together)
>>553476987i knowi know i've let you downi've been a fool to myself
>>553476732Draw a crazy looking jevil
>>553476897>I mean, the villagers already thought he had killed Chara. Slap a lawyer in there and you've got a case.We need an Undertale vs. Ace Attorney crossover game. They made PLvAA work even though the settings don't fit together at all, UTvAA could work too.
edgeworth and franziska's dark world forms would be entirely unchangedphoenix would look like furio tigre
>>553476805holy shit you just reminded me of my teens, this definitely happened because I literally did this (mainly undertale aus but later on deltarune stuff was involved), it's literally how I met a good few people I still talk to; to this very day, weird how that works out
>Toby FOX>is a DOGwho writes this shit?
in Deltarune AA Susie is finally able to be the Maya she was always meant to be.
>>553477428>dead older sisterThat'd be Noelle
>>553477330More like Toby SHIT!What were they THINKING!?
>>553477507>>553477631Toby said Susie's personality is based on Maya's and it's really obvious if you ignore her bad girl front
>>553473616Spamton's entire plan hinged on you using the Thorn Ring for evil, he's just trying to guilt trip you during his fight.
>>553476071>... Aight. >*STABS THE GROUND*>five seconds pass>"Ha! See? Utter delusio-">UWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>"OH DEAR GOD, WHAT THE FUUUUUUU-"
Gonna drink kava and goon to maya later
>>553477428When you inevitably have to show the evidence to the enemy to progress, Susie eats it before they can take it and saves the day
mayasuzy will be real
Tenna being a Pippins all along is underratedjoke au.
>>553477834imagining how this works in the light world like they open up their tv to find out what's wrong with it and there's just a single die sitting inside
>>553477834i like this
>>553478009but it's actually good anon
>>553477834>"Asgore's belt..."
>>553476640That's... horrific. Imagine being a sapient "inanimate" object, and while you're unable to do anything, someone uses you to murder someone. But you're still conscious and aware of everything. Just, ugh.
Another Tenna is a Pippin image.
>>553477330we were ROBBED
>>553478320go back and talk to berdly again i didn't read all the text
>>553477752and then your entire evidence list turns into character profileskino
>>553478397that fox looks like it acts like bowman's parody of tobyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA9uy3KdeEU
>>553478512Real.
deltarune x ace attorney crossover game by /utg/ when
>>553477658What a bunch of poopy anus farts covered in dick waffles being poured all over a fat girl's titties!
>>553478621RenPy or Twine?
Your honor, I did kill them but they cucked me out of my Fave.
your honor, chara told me to kill him
>>553477804The part about Frisk's age is dumb because DR characters are aged up compared to their UT counterparts. Monster Kid is a teen now, Pizzapants is visibly older, Snowdin bunny's younger brother is too old to be walked now, etc. I do think that the theory is plausible, that part is just poor evidence.
>>553478621>>553478753unregistered hypercam & aceattorneyonlineDOTcom
Your honor, they were part of the Darkness.
>>553478646You spend an entire chapter helping Noelle get stronger, and then she just runs away! Just like her!bbitch
the judge and the gavel start arguing about who's actually presiding over the casethe sounding block doesn't care, he just wants someone to smack him silly
Your honor, I just wanted to make a cool fountain in their belly
im baking
would noelle like more susie or maya
I'm starting to think Toby's just bad at naming things.
>>553479191franziska
>>553479159yay can I have some
Fave has magic cock size change powers, and will change the size of your cock at random times in the day when your out on the town with them for shits and giggles.
>>553479280
your honor, my defendant does not know that spell
>>553478320I think the Darkners would probably enjoy being used to murder someone if they're weapons because it means they're fulfilling their intended purpose. But Ace Attorney has some weird Rube Goldberg machine murders, I can see a tie or an ashtray being upset it was used to kill someone.
new bread>>553479363>>553479363>>553479363
>>553479249>"Y-Yeah, I don't even know that spell!">"...">"W-What is it, Mr. Von-">"Proceed."
>>553461465You could have saved her.
>>553479257>franziskaI just realized that Tasquemanager is just Toby copying Franziska
>>553479002I can hear this in that voice, it's perfect
>>553479512what is thisa kriselle for ANTS?
>>553479758do you have the one with two shadowguys?
>>553479904you're a bigger
