please pray for europe.Patch notes:https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=2-sw3wqtt>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Lowain, Meg, Cagliostro>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Baked Goods: >>553366830
>>553476087post part 2
cute cag>>553476072
>>5534761044th for snake
Do you think we are getting full ilsa trailer next weekend or just a teaser?
>>553476104That looks like their thighs are backwards.
>>553476072missing rosey
oh my days
To all Lowain players CURSE OF RA
>>553476304Bikkybwos how do we respond to this?
go ferry go
>>553476697Is there any other big tourney during the first quarter of the year where they could drop the full trailer?
>Italian gets killed by BEPPOironic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you can interact with ferry for pressing buttons
>>553476884>
>you can interact with ferry by kissing armpits
>*saves granblue*
>>553477569>Satan saves Granbluewow so happy
>eliminated three Lowains in top 8This Ferry is inspirational
just dropping by to call you all retarded for watching this shitshow instead of playing other games, watching a movie, spend time with your family/friends or fuck, doing chores.
>>553476874>>553477559>>553476838I want to sink my teeth in their flesh.
>>553477519>>553476308>>553477569cuties
I want to fuck Satan
>>553477693/sfg/ is slow today hu?Don't worry bro, S4 will save you guys
>>553477569hangers
>>553472125Lowain HP reduced to 12,000.Meat, Spaghetti and Parfait can each be pulled once per round, creating diminishing returns to Lowain's health/meter generation.Bros are dismissed if Lowain is hit (including the wheel).If Lowain uses SBA or SSBA, meter gain is halved for the rest of the round.Pyramid 236U finisher is -12 on block.
ferry has to play so weird vs metera
>>553477630>>553477920
>>553478245Death, taxes, and having a bad matchup against Metera. No one can escape these.
Rising is so anti-hype it's so sad
donki
>>553477693I'm reading manga though
i luv sheep
>>553477693was the alex teaser that bad
vivi kinda nice
fwehhh
>>553477065Frosty Fausting is the 29th I think.
but can he beat the burgerKING monarch
goddamn guys, i love the 5080 its cooling is legitimately good
Shushuku for Laisingu
The Rising cut.
araett is quite the autist
>>553479480I have this (with 30% less hair)
>>553479480who is that cutie sitting in the back
>>553479661some thot
>>553479492have you ever watched his streams, he's a legit sperg
>>553479702thats my wife now so be careful with your words
not grimnigga downplayer supreme yapping
One of these characters will be added in Season 3
>>553480041grim is honest now
>>553480046*mains*
This is actually pretty fun
Two or three of these characters will be added in Season 3
>there's a non-zero chance that sol buttguy will be a season 3 guest character
>>553480382kill yourself
kneel yuros
>>553480382not at all and you should kill yourself but yeah
>>553480382vivi played really well, his sets were pretty fun to watch. it was cathartic watching him dismantle the lowains
...Sol Buttguy......Id.........Uma Musume............Homo #456................................................................Season 3
>everyone full aware they're watching shit sloppity slop>"UMMM??? THIS IS ACTUALLY FUN GUYS"oh my god you're unsufferable, you post like a fucking insecure underage
Of course the eugroids lost to an NAGOD.
>>553481028We need our QUEEN to save us...
>>553481107>only retard not on lowain or metera who knows how to play is a fucking trannythe absolute state
https://www.twitch.tv/zerofundiesactual fun
>>553481249S1 will save our region with TOPPU 5 PERCIVAL
>>553481249who?
>>553480382Live your best life :D
Redlotta would have won
>>553480382I think this character is also pretty __
>>553480382i love this illustration
/gbvsg/'s Ferry bias never ceases to amaze me
i have a good player bias
i like every character except 2b
bruise weekly
>>553482016fwehgger died for our sins
Green(-ish) haired character for Season 3
Bruise weekly.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Ferry. Every day I would wake Ferry up by coming inside of Ferry and every night I would cum in Ferry right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside Ferry. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that Ferry will be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if Ferry is already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she is pregnant and she will get double pregnant. I'll fill Ferry with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she's not (which she will never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make her as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her prostate massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake Ferry home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she will be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day.
>>553483152that's the result of billions of dollars btw
>>553482993i already impregnated hersorry to break it to you fella
>>553483630Yeah and? We neeed AI to solve world hunger you faggot lol.FT10 you monkey fuck.
>>553482943me on the bottom
>>553483815World hunger can be solved with simple genocide
>>553482887cute Fediel her dragon form is ugly as sin though
>>553484004World hunger can be solved after I beat your prostate into paste.
>>553484004Who do we kill first
>>553484020her dragon form is cool actually
>>553483805i dont mind being second
>>553484181indians
>>553483152Ferry's tits aren't even that big.Now if it was Narmaya on the other hand
>>553484357I would main grimnir but none of his colors are good
>>553484472Nothing wrong with naizuri. Not that Ferry has to go that low.
>>553484472I can't jerk off anymore bwos... my prostate hurts
>>553484472There's no escaping neechang's paizuri grabHer boobs have a greater gravitational force than Bubs's Karma
>>553484864okay bend over and I'll help kizzy.
>>553484020it's COOLfediel is COOL and her draph form is the most attractive draph in the world and I want to form a DYAD with fediel where we produce CHILDREN
>>553484895
lewd mods are cringe
>>553485015i think this dragon is pretty cool. maybe having the arms is weird or 3 heads but whatever.
>>553485015why is all the dragon art so low res
>>553485015this looks so fucking bad what is this design
>>553484895My uncle is FKHR and he's confirmed the reason Narmaya has a bigger throw is because of her tits
>>553485364post a good design
>>553485503
>>553485364YOU look fucking bad. fuck YOU
https://gbf.wiki/images/e/e9/Fediel_mortal_ready_3.mp3
>>553485180For some reason summon art doesn't have high res art available anymore.
>>553485061Nude Zeta
>not even half through the bruise passI'm never going to make it, bwos...
>>553486137she looks more of a street whore than metera which is really saying something
>>553486282what country are you living in that "street whores" anything like fediel
>>553485061we agree
>>553486716"We" being?
>>553486708she has that slut look to her like metera like she will fuck everyone
>>553486282>streetMore like "harem"
>>553486925I need to milk her
>>553486874She's more into looking.
>>553486874you can just say that you don't like her, everyone will call you gay, and we can move on faster than you trying to play this stupid cat and mouse game where you try to rationalize your dislike for a sexy anime girlyou are gay
>>553487354she looks like she fucks hobossorry bro, your waifu a whore
The one mode I can win.Sometimes.
>>553486990you need to milk ME
>>553487441shut up faggot
>>553487637and dead people too
>>553487637YEAH and indians
>>553487441She only fucks very refined ladies(male) like this one.
>>553481693Usagi
i still think 12 gems per match is the funniest shit everlets say you start slightly late in the season and your goal is like 3K gems///its just so fucking funnythen haha oh fuck cant stop laughing, you do get GM and now you have to take on other GMs for 50 gems per match lmao
I would simply not care about ranked but I'm not a nierposter
>he still plays rankedbruh look at dis dood
Naked Bubs is funny
>>553488128I don't get it
>>553488623allow me to translate>I willingly take part in a ranked mode that rewards playtime over anything else>I go into this ranked mode very late after ignoring it for weeks>I then set lofty gem (playtime) goals for myself>I am entitled to be GM because I am a Nier player (the gods of this game)>Because I have to put in many hours in a shorter timeframe than people who were diligent, this becomes unlikely>This is unacceptable, because I am a Nier player (the gods of this game) and the game should be the way *I* want it to be (free gems for me because I am a Nier player)
>>553486925Unironically too big
>>553489049GM vs GM is zero sum so it's not just playtime. You can't just get GM by playing a lot if you're bad
you still cant get GM?
>>553489297The player is concerned with gem count, not GM
so who's the cag dicking down all the jp players? i'm curious. somebody has to be laying that good pipe for all of them to start putting her in SS tier
>>553489685Zangief_Dream
>>553489685zangawd
>>553489685ZangiefDream is currently molding their prostate
>it's already cag downplay hours
React to the spears
>>553490175Zooeybro btw.
>>553490246Zooey is a mid tier with real counterplay unlike Cag or Lowain
>>553490456i need to sniff cag
>>553490651that's nice synn
I beat someone with ttv I their name.
>>553490660Did he really have to give his body such a round bubble butt?
If Zooey is so broken, then why is she still mid tier on every list? Why is she still jobbing at the regional level?
>>553490842Did you go check if they were streaming?
>>553491068mmmmmmmwyell.... nyou see...*fyarts in nyour face*nyehehe
Do you block your fellow lobbybros?
>>553490809I smooch this
>>553491068Koji already won a stacked AWT event with her effortlessly
>>553491218I would never, except that one.
>>553489049here is a more proper translation:>play in NA queue>cant get gems fast because players are too good>switch to JP queue>farm gems by one and doneing japs in ranked queue at 350+ ping>im gawdlike
>>553491290So you only like one of them?
>>553491148Just checked, unfortunately, they did not.
>>553491218how does the lobby even resolve if you have someone blocked? do they just not show up for you and vice versa?
>>553491431>that reading comprehensionmain?
>>553486137"dragon language" makes literally anything they say sound retarded because it's a bad conlang with 0 flow to it or real structure
>>553491058cags butt? necessarymonkey and dog pantsu? necessary
>>553491620isn't it just english with scrambled letters to form random phonetic sequences
Wait, you guys don't block your friends when grinding gems?
>>553491068>BUT JAPPAS SAID!That's what you sound like.
>>553491776I thought it was reversed japanese with letters randomly rearranged at the front and back
japs are kings
>>553491787I always tbag at roundstart with a certain charlotta if we meet eachother, it's fun fighting you guys
We love japan and butt jokes here
>>553491904we'll see who's the king region at AWTit sure isn't europe LOL
>>553491787why would you do that, you get to shitpost vaguely in the thread after you win
Percival? Top five
>>553491787You guys are my oynly frens...
>>553492028>after you win
Remember when AFKs weren't kicked from queue
>>553492028It's almost as if a certain Cag keeps doing that to a certain Nier
>>553492214good times... when there were too many gimmickniggers in queue i'd boot up my ps4,ps5 and pc to afk queue
>>553491218of course, I don't wanna take damage
>>553491578blocking someone:stops you from seeing their name (you see their id)stops you from seeing their textstops you from match making against themyou can still join a lobby and play at a cab with them even if they're blocked.
if lobbyGODS could be bothered to join insignificant events like cycup we'd be our own best region and the rest of the world would bow and scrape at our feet and take our opinions as gospelwe've got bigger and more important prizes to chase after
>>553492663make the game fun and the rewards worthwhile maybe
there is nothing more valuable than a golden golshi
>>553492663>we've got bigger and more important prizes to chase afterLike the Galleon trailer?
>>553492028after one anon recognized the two anons featured in a webm and then another anon saved it to shitpost and be mean I made my mind on never posting funny moments here
>>553492813that's why you are just suppose to vague post, not webm post
who won the most golden goshi (my future boyfriend)(I look like Narmaya irl)?
>>553492768There are no more golden golshis
>hehe>adjusts glasses>ZOI RESULT->ACK
>>553492973meyoure welcome
>>553493050OH SHIT IS THAT A SINGLE METERA IN 4TH AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553492321that was ONE TIME and you weren't supposed to know it was him
>>553493050>amerijobbers
>>553492663game is a chore to play, i can't imagine competing vs the mouthbreather champions right now
>>553493050>he won 100 pointsnothingburger tourney, come back when he wins frostys or cygames cup
>>553493239Anon will say that this shit isn't cool.
yool... the results... you were byuffed... where are they... come on do something...
>>553493239I would recognize my gfs gameplay any day...
NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY
>>553493447forgot to say I'm trans and really bad at granblue
>>553493627NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY
remember when i said like a year ago zooey has slop gameplay where she just throws shit out?and now everyone has caught up to itim so gawdlike
Zooey is mid all the top players say so
>everyone
>>553493751I was saying "all she needs is corner carry" and she got it and shes now op...
know what else is mid? my dick
Make Ladiva U SPD invincible on startup
THE EVIL DRAGON POKED MY PROSTATEFUKUHARA BREAK ZOOEY'S KNEES OTHERWISE I'M UNINSTALLING
>>553494021Fuck you.
>>553493751define "slop gameplay" and differentiate "throwing shit out" from "poking at the enemy with the moves that you have"I am a zoihater and I still think whatever you're trying to say is dumbfuck scrub shit
OK ok ok ok but....now...listen here.....this may come as a shock to you but.....and you may seethe...and be uncomfortable with the truth....BUTWILNAS RESULTS????
make charlotta invincibleyou know, like relink
>>553494195FT10?
>>553494195Wilnas will start having results once Metera and Lowain get nerfed. Those two are gatekeeping him hard along with who knows how many others.
Heh. Hehehehe. Hi. Hahaha. Just here to... huhuhuhu... Say something.Something that I think... hehe... it's kinda important, yes! So please listen to me!*Ahem* Hehe, how do I say it? It's kinda embarrassing, but I have to. I really, really have to!Well, here goes nothing, here I go!NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY
If Raymundo still played he would be sad to see such Zoi hate
>>553494195EX Wilnas will get results because people will actually want to play him when he has a run
>>553494604hes a cute little onion
>>553494190here's your definition lil sis
i wanna be someones cute little onion...
>>553494857then put on the onion and say retarded shitalso turn brown
>>553494814damn, two_retards17.webm, thank you!
JOIN LOBBY JOIN LOBBY JOIN LOBBY JOIN LOBBY JOIN LOBBY
>>553494814I fucking hate ferry normalslop and this general's recent 180 into pretending Ferry is actually le high skill massive brain mid tier that's actually easy to counter is fucking insanity to me
>>553494814this would make sense if the zoi won though
>>553494994don't believe the downplayers everyone fucking hates ferry
>>553494814>throws shit out, throws shit out, throws shit outZooey playstyle personified. This game so doo doo
>>553494814that's "poking with the moves that she has"would you rather neutral be nothing but 66L
>>553495203>would you rather neutral be nothing but 66Lyes
>>553495203>DRAGO, DRAGON, DRAGON, RANDOM ULT, DRAGON, 66H, DRAGON, DRAGON, RANDOM ULT, 66Hshush lil sis you lost
NOOO YOU CAN'T TRY THINGS YOU CAN'T PRESS BUTTONS NOOOO YOU HAVE TO LET FERRY MAKE YOU BLOCK F.H OVER AND OVER NOOOO
>>553495203she has the best 66L in the game too
>>553495203>implying that's not the game unless you're against specifically Metera or Ferry
they're wyverns actually
>>553494814theres an eu zoi that plays like this but even worse
dragon deez nuts across your face
>>553495636
>>553493356It's not cool because my character doesn't have anything that would cause that trade; they would get hit by the boot or would be countered by that air normal.
remember when and it was hilarious?
>>553496036when what?
>>553494814The ranked changes were a mistake.
>>553496036lmao yeahi miss those times...
>>553496207yeah that, laughed my ass off!
>>553494604Shirolamb and Fweh are mia too, surely Ilsa will bring them back, right?
>>553496410>does he know?
I'm queueing for bruise for the weekly
thoughts on porn?
>>553496671I would probably have killed myself 15 years ago if it weren't for porn
You'd think playing on a big 65 inch TV would be great seeing the girls in 4k but the drawbacks such as not being able to easily see the whole screen without moving your eyes much or neck are not worth it!!! And even TV's rated "great" for gaming because of low input lag with game mode can STILL end up having awful ghosting when a character moves faster than a turtle, like mine.Going back to my shitty looking monitor until someone has a site that actually tests for ghosting on TV's
>>553484406you can't convince me it wouldn't be a net positive for the world if all indians disappeared overnight
>>553492813it was a fun webm. that guy is almost assuredly the usual shitpost namedrop schizo who would've been an ass regardless of the webm anon.
>>553493249watch yourself. monarch just traveled the seven seas, got poisoned by european "food", suffered a crippling fluoride deficiency and STILL whooped every euros ass.
>>553497653On Granblue AND Blazblue
>>553497330just watch that one documentary anon.
>4 tournaments happening >2xko gets 1k viewers on twitchbros is the game dead or what?did having to put up with ekko yasuo since early access even though they nerfed them both massively each patch kill the game?
>>553496410is that the nigga that crashed out because he's geneless?
At this point I think I think I'm not even trying and just throwing every game on purpose because having a notably awful winrate is literally the only thing I can accomplish in this game and I'd rather be able to post a funny screenshot once in a while rather than just be one of the million 40% below average retards that's godawful in the same way everyone else is
season 3
>>553497978dead in the womb regardless fate of every tagslop
>>553486708Brazil
>>553498128Why is he black
>>553495634who?
>>553497653>fluoride deficiencyFUCK YOU I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>>553497978the one time i tuned into tns for this they had no chat happen for almost 20 minutes and i was convinced they must be view bots or just afk in the channel full time.
Thank you for playing in the Lobby!I would stay more but i had only 20 minutes beforing needing to go to bed.Very fun matches!
>>553499843Oh no, before*!
>>553497872kanme bvll ran a train on both games??? say it aint so desselie bros.
>>553491218yes
>>553491218Yeah, I don't hold any attachments to anyone. I have no scruples in cutting contact with friends I've known for 10+ years on a whim. No reason I'd care for internet strangers.
>>553501045>I have no scruples in cutting contact with friends I've known for 10+ years on a whimHow does someone like you even make friends in the first place?
>>553501117we never do, everyone is always infinitely closer with the clique they've known for longer than us, we're just being allowed along for the ride. The ones that no one will notice are gone, the ones that don't fill any hole in any social dynamic, just adding an unnecessary patch on top of one that would work better without it.
Real Babu for season 3
>>553501117Q&A + Sharing random interests + Humor.That is all. If you want the friendship to be deeper, invite them to hang out with your other friends. Anyways I hate most people and I mean that as sincerely as possible. I would sell out my friends for 50 dollars lol.
wilnas's lava chicken
>>553501657piyo...?
I only eat narmaya's sleepy chickenthat's when I pour nyquil down her throat while she is sleeping and then do raspberries on her thighs
Your season 3 new game mode btw
>>553501657imagine Wilnas voiced by Jack Black
late EU lobby gamers?
>>553502016bed time!
>>553502016EU got send to bed by their moms
>>553501975>bubs is just using his wings, he doesn't even have a weapon in his butt
>>553502006THIS. Is a Raging Strike.THE CORNERI'LL MIX YOU UP WITH A LAVA SWIPE, RELEASE
>>553502070>>553502073you smell and youre stupid
>>553502186
>>553501481>>553501045Sociopath behavior
>>553501481woman moment? more like woman life
>>553502604Its a waste of time to waste energy on fruitless friendships or endeavors.>>553502565Not at all.
>>553493050Percibros...
I need a cute imouto bros…
>>553503012Why?
Cow for season 3
>>553503086to make me happy and give me a purpose in life
>>553501481Are you sure you aren't just sensitive to the bad-apples and put the negativity your getting from them on everyone else? Because most people here are pretty nice. And the same goes for a PSN chat group I'm in I found from /erg/ where the one passive-aggressive shit talker just gets ignored or brushed off by everyone else
>>553503012Granted but she is naughty and don't listen to adult
>>553503535Yaia isn’t a naughty girl
>>553503535A bratty imouto is fine too. I’ll set her straight
>>553501481You sound like the kind of autist to sit alone and talk to himself. Not unusual for this site I guess
>>553503374I don't care about the people here was speaking mostly in general.>>553504241I don't know why you feel offended but rest assured I'm quite happy with my current small friend group for the time being.
This button could retire in its early twenties with the amount of carrying an entire placebase it has put in.
how do i stop instantly deleting anything i make in shame and misery
>>553501381That just sounds like you need to find better friends
>>553504547Oh ok. I can understand somewhat since I hated everyone when I used to live in LA but ever since moving to a mostly white, upper-middle class area I've changed my personality to be much more optimistic happy.
>>553502006Imagine Jack Black commentating on Blazblue;>CHICKEN BLOCKING
I miss when Jack Black was cool instead of having a cringe mid life crisis and abandoning KG because he might have affected his movie money
>>553501481i hate you more than you hate me
>>553504680Try having no shame at all, works on my machine
>>553504680accept that nothing you make will be perfect and it’ll be fun to look back on old work
>>553505545I have spent 28 years being told Im a narccisist who only cares about myself and it has destroyed my ability to feel any confidence in myself
>>553503535i wanna have a mutual masturbation session with Yaia
>>553503012My imouto turned into a lesbian feminist who dresses like a buttler
>>553506186She’s 6…
>>553503535Built for big grown-up cock
>>553506391nothing a good dicking can't fix, anon.
>>553506528out of 5!
>>553505714The story of Narcissus is that his parents were told he would live a long and happy life, so long as he never knew himself. In Greek myths, trying to prevent a prophecy always results in the prophecy coming true, the only good answer is to run the oracle through with a xiphos before she can open her whore mouth, but Narcissus's parents didn't do that. Instead they took it seriously and to keep Narcissus from knowing himself, they removed every mirror and reflective surface in the house, so he literally couldn't know himself. He also wasn't allowed to leave, for fear he might come to know himself in the outside world. But in his teens he escapes the house, and in wandering through the woods, he finds a still pond in which he can see his reflection. Narcissus had never seen himself before, so when he looks into the pond, he thinks he's looking at someone else, someone beautiful that he's never seen before. But that someone else won't talk back to him no matter what he tries - like the Echo he heard earlier, it just copies him. He lays down by the side of the pond, and he thinks deeply about who that person on the other side of the water could be, imagining all the many possibilities of what he could do or say or the experiences he'd had. He sat there so long that eventually, he wasted away and died.Ironically, for all of Narcissus's daydreaming about his own face, the figure he saw in the reflection - himself - never became anything at all. He just wasted away on the side of the pond.
>meteras in today's tournament dominatingi wanna play metera and tier whore and make people sad when i win>start learning combos>already overwhelmed by the L M H options and jumping variationsshe makes me tired playing AS her
>>553506832Thanks, RazielGPT
>>553506904I agree, she's very difficult to play and allows for a lot of player expression
>>553504590learn the matchup
>>553506981Desu, twist his balls
Nerf Cagliostro
>>553506904all you need to do is cycle through her specials at random and one corner combo
>>553506904>want to pick up metera>go learn her combos>what the FUCK>play a match>you never even get a chance to practice the optimal corner dp punish ch corner route you practicedevery time
>>553507057
>>553507123>He's starting to realize that metera and cag requires practice and executionplay beashit if you want free wins handed out to you nigger
>>553507123Have you considered recording a training mode combo, posting it to twitter and calling Metera overpowered?>553507227Cagfag trying to attach his character to Metera like this is like pedophiles trying to start saying they're part of the lgbt acronym
>>553504680
>>553506904The Granbab brain
lil bro thought he was slick slipping cag in
name one thing I said that wasn't truetry playing cag without labbinglets see where there gets you
>reddit encountered the elusive 2B todaylmao
>>553507013It's a fucking 9frame heavy multi-attack with a fat disjoint and is only -5 on block with pushback.Not only is it one of the fastest recovering heavies in the game at 18frames but the multi-hit properties makes it practically impossible to whiffpunish.I don't have to learn shit
are there bots in this generalthe same exact bait posts and """""arguments""""" every single thread
f.H trap f.H spear
>>553507513percival would kill for this kind of button
>>553507227any shotoslop, Meg or Zoi*
>>553507513>nerfed multiple times>unironically mid compared to modern risingslop f.hs like slideniggerhave you considered this concept of spacingdid you know that at a certain space cag can't afford to risk using f.h because it's whiff punish cityoh waityou're too shit to react to a negative million on whiff movekill yourself>one of the fastest recovering heavies in the game me when I lie
>>553507513if my main had a f.H like this, i'd downplay it every day to protect it at all costs
the range is shit compared to most f.hsstop fucking bitching
>nerfed multiple times
>>553507684didn't one anon post evidence of it getting buffed but never nerfed. who is lying here?
Don’t you guys get tired of arguing all the time
>>553507513if I might add>great vertical hitbox, very easy to AA with, even aciddentally>perfect synergy with the rest of her kitNormals don't exist in a vacuum, Cag's fH is a ridiculous button on it's own, but it's straight up broken when you factor in the rest of her kit.
>>553507684No one, and i mean absolutely nobody is whiff punishing cag's f.H.Go on, find a faster recovering heavy in the game besides Galleon.
I like how whenever the beaschizo cagshitter starts posting every single other person in the thread instantly turns on him and calls him retarded
>>553508004>cag whiffs f.h>whiff punish f.l into blueslop midscreen extender>cag fucking diesOHHHH SHIIIIT LOOK AT THAT SON WHO WUDDA THUNK HUH>>553507991what kitall the sauce she had got gutted coming over from vanillanigger
you need 500 hours to even start winning on cagyou play beashit and you start winning right away because all her shit is Skill A > Skill B > Skill C > SBA toddlerslop
>>553508189You didn't do what i asked.Genuflect.
We LOVE Beatrix here
*loses f shiki*wow my character is low tier nowt. Caggers
>complaining about cag fh when this exists>the rest of the character is also top 2 btw
This is all part of the Lowain agenda
>>553508459>remove the one good thing a character has>NOOOO SHE'S STILL GOOD SEE LOOK AT THIS CHERRYPICKED ARGUMENTunalive yourself now
>Bea upplaying out of nowhere
>>553507965yes, cag got major buffs in vanilla, became top tier and was never touched again. her traps used to vanish on block and on contact with mids iirc.
>>553508568This is 3 frames slower, has 1 more recovery, and is 3 frames more minus than >>553507513 btwit's also 3 frames more minus on hit, just because
why does no one lose their shit over this normal
>>553508836nobody plays him so nobody loses to him
>>553508703>Remove the one good thing the character hasI'm talking about Cagliostro, not Zeta, Cagliostro is still very strong and nerfs will fall upon him
>>553508836i do. but after 10 minutes i forget that character exists. same with that bearded midget.
>modern rising toddlerslop>press 1 button for meterless plus on block combo starting throwbait that can be looped infinite times and leads to game ending damage and corner carry>>meanwhile cag>needs to setup traps in advance and condition the opponent not to move before she gets to attempt her hitbox-less throwbait that everyone knows how to stufffucking retard
cag is getting buffed you guys just suck at this game
Lucilius is really cool looking so why aren't his comboes or moves cool looking???? THEY'RE LAME! I wanted to play this cool guy!! But it turns out he's lame!
>>553508998*dps this post before the second hit*
>>553508836There is literally too much shit to complain about with Eustace, i don't even know where to start.>*baits your BC with a fucking DP of all things*
>>553508818>minor frame disadvantage>in exchange for triple the range>is somehow a bad thingkill yourself holy shitter
>>553509006Jappas have started to wake up to caggot.Xer days are numbered.
>>553509085>just use your meterless dp lulmeowwhat about the rest of us that don't have one huhshoto faggot mentality.
>>553508998>throwbait that everyone knows how to stuffi rarely see anyone contesting Cag's clone, they must be being nice to the player
>>553507557very generous of you to interpret that as bots
>>553509137sometimes I genuinely wonder if you even play this game
>>553509064he wears heels
>>553509317i dont know what else you would call it, mental illness?
>>553509414it’s 4chan of course it’s mental illness
>>553508998>bea 214Xliterally walk forward for one frame for a free c.H punish + corner combo, caggot. learn the MU.
"I don't have a meterless DP you're privileged!"fags are like war criminals asking why they're inside prisonhave you ever wondered why you don't have one you stupid retards?
@grok bring up the j22h hitbox viewer to clown on this loser >553509276>>553509323>he doesn't know about beashit f.hnigger do YOU play the game?
>>553507987autism knows no bounds
>>553508998Cute characters should be good. If they're braindead then ok. If a m*le character (specifically in a game with cute girls) is braindead then that is bad because cute girls should be in the limelight. This is an 100% serious and unironic post btw
>>553507557
>>553509064>ok we have the main antagonist of the entire series, what should he look like?>sameface ikemen human with our default male hair and no clothes>ok we're bringing the main antagonist of the whole franchise to rising, what should he do>uh, shoto with a bad dp
>>553508998>>553509276Also I'm pretty sure the H version has a hitbox at least
I for one, love Beaschizo and hope his family gets him help soon!
If you're not playing a shoto you're a gimmicktroon, now hold this f.M lil pup, the big dawgs are talking
>>553509480imagine giving up butterfly skill slot for a meterless dpI don't know of a single metera who would make that trade
>>553507513You forgot>a better anti-air tool than half the cast's dedicated anti-air move
>>553509570>main antagonist of the entire series
>>553509552chibi Rein is so cute
>>553509137lol look at the seethecompared to cag beatrix is basically the pioneer of honesty
>>553509734me, i would
>>553508998The most telling thing of all this whining is that, in order to downplay your character, you HAVE to compare yourself to a minimum top 3 character. Your character is worse than Beatrix? Congrats, 35+ other characters are too.
>>553509812love me mum wish she got more content
just spend the 50 meter on the reversal they gave you
>>553509821i wonder if cagshitter is indianhe's retarded enough
>>553509845>what if I played Uno but worse
>complaining about not having meterless DP>while all the top tiers with no meterless can bait it for free thanks to the billion anti BC setups they haveif I were Cygames I'd just randomly screw framedata for all of them (like Metera hops for example, make them slower or even faster) to kill all of them and see how these retards would play
>>553509970Indian people are smarter than you
>>553509719Anyone inferring only one (1) person likes or posts one of many likeable girls (they're all likeable!) on the general for their game is the actual schizo. /vg/ is paranoid schizophrenic with these accusations even when it's my first week of using a general (4th time this has happened) The cure? More cuteposts
>>553509729ShotoGAWDs living rent free ["""unique""" and """interesting""" character players] head.
>>553509821>Beashit>Honest>>The turd in question being>Neutral skip #1 (full screen low profile, combos on CH)>Neutral skip #2 (2/3 screen high profile, combos on hit)>Neutral skip #3 (Meterless advancing projectile, combos on hit)>Neutral skip #4 (blue slop #1 that has instant startup, crushes everything and is plus on block)>Neutral skip #5 (blue slop #2 that has instant startup, covers full screen and beats everything, is plus on block and grants HKD)>All this on top of her best in class buttons, damage and movement speedYou are black.
>>553510079holy shit what a sexual image
>>553510028SAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT NERF CAGLIOSTRO BLOODY BASTARD I NEED TO BEAT HAVANICEDAY IN THE ONLINE TOURNAMENT AND GET THE 40 BUCKS TO FEED MY FAMILY
>i want my +oB, combo starting, DP SAFE! throwbait to also hit croucherscagtards are a breed of their own
>>553510214hows it going nezu
>>553510217She just can't help it, even when she sleeps!
>>553510214Cag has 50 neutral skipseven some of her normals are neutral skips. 2U is literally soriz U punch tierwhen a cag player wins the entire community laughs at them for being carried and pathetic, you realize that right? we laugh at you every day
>>553510302breeding cagliostro
Shoto gameShoto genre
>>553510310Zoi is so pretty bros
>>553510389yeah pretty fucking UGLY
>>553509534Cygames, hire this anon
>>553510502is what i would say if i were an inhabitant of planet homosexual
>>553510502You're a homosexual
>>553493050hm.... there's something trans about this tournament top 8...I just can't put my finger on it...
>>553510389Nothing better than angrily jerking off to a top 5 after losing a set...
I've come to the realization that I don't hate this game, I just hate the players.
>>553510329>Cag has 50 neutral skipsname them big boyteleports are all infinity minus shit you nigger>2U is literally soriz U punch tierliteral shitposting retard>when a cag player wins the entire community laughs at them for being carried and pathetic, you realize that right? we laugh at you every dayare these the same retards who think anila is still bad in the current patch and brick's word is gospel?if so why do I give a fuck what do they thinkhigh level players will know and respect the amount of labbing, execution and fundies cag needs to gap the opponent every round
>>553510568>>553510580imagine wanting to fuck that poop colored autist
>>553510676what's so good about Anila?
>>553510676>name them big boyevery single move she has outside of: f.L, f.M, her close normals, 2L, 2M. and I wish I was joking but I'm being literal and 100% correct, all the community agrees, you're on the wrong side of history and the retribution your kind will receive will be unyielding. no mercy
>>553510663Based reflective anon
Cagliostro is higher tier than Beatrix.
>>553510854>t-t-the masses of unwashed 0 crystal gemlets who spend all day shitting up socials are c-c-c-correct!!!maybe play this game at a higher level and you'll start to notice things
>>553510663I’ve come to the realization 90% of the reason I still play this game is because of this stupid general and the lobbyfriends
>>553510787whorse
>>553510951>vira is low tier
>>553510787WEIIIII~Helios would almost certainly play Lowainhttps://youtu.be/Ux8Sp6RvZhM?si=pURPaL1DMeJ3HdAR
>>553510028Indians on average have the smallest brain size on the planet with an average IQ of 74 in India
>>553511016im currently GM and have been since season 1you're either my equal or lower than me, you have no tournament results either. the entire GM community scorns your character and it will always be mocked for being unskilled and overpowered. every achievement you obtain with cagliostro is null as decreed by the community
>>553511016Post your GM badges.
>>553510951>sandy>top 10 homo slop aka one of the best characters in the game closing in on top 5 the instant someone above him gets nerfed>that lowno one believes this chart.
>>553511345wesults?
>>553511157Actually she plays Ferry and Percival
>>553511345Facts and statistics don't care about your feefees.
>>553511157how do the translaters convert wei
>>553511189>me when I lie and make shit up and invent a new narrative>>553511235>me when I deflect@553511189>you have no tournament results either>he doesn't know
I was expecting the bubz plush to be cheaper than Fediel or the titty angel because he's a dude but somehow he's more expensive...
>>553511497you're playing a community driven gameit doesn't matter that you don't care or not, we decide what matters and what doesn't and we decide what's allowed or not because we are the majority and if we want we can kill the game in an instant by mass leaving and leaving your sorry ass alone. we detain the power here, not you and your crying here.we will make cagliostro players suffer for what they have done to this beautiful game together with all the gimmickfrauds currently plaguing the game with fraudulence, randomness and most importantly, unfairnessyour time is over
>>553511496they translated it to yolo senpai
>>553511478>same chart has siegfraud lower WR than nierhave you considered the possibility you might be mentally challenged
>>553511496DEADASS BRUHHHH FR FR
>>553511539supply and demandthe free market at work
>>553511496as WEIit remains unchanged. you understand what she means through her conviction
>>553511647See >>553511478
>>553511157i now understand why this game prints millions of dollars
this nigga wanted to buy a Beelzebub plushie this nigga is FRUITY
>>553511615>all the gimmickfrauds currently plaguing the game with fraudulence, randomness and most importantly, unfairnesslook in a mirror, nigger.
ggs lobbygods I have never been whiff punished in my life as many times as I was tonight
>>553511157damn this is cute, i just know theyre going to ruin her
>>553511859>footsies is... LE FRAUD!!!argument lost buddy
When is Ilsa
>>553511882sounds like you were not playing Cagliostro
>b>footsiesUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AIEEEEEE THIS NIGGA DO BE SMOKIN
watcing anons rape cagliostro
>>553511882ggsglad you werent playing cagliostro, she spoils all the fun
>>553511974after the ketsubattler rep
>downback>react to spike with dodge>react to trap and punish>learn to standing delay c.l because she has no more options but to risk a throw>cag instantly explodesdipturds
>>553511615>>553511859You should both make up and be friends. You already have being whiney and gay in common with eachother, that's a good start!
>>553511496I like how japanese localizers are forced to deal with the dilemma of "translating" meaningless toddlerbabble retard noises that literally mean nothing
>>553512158After watching TO's video ketsu is looking good
full body futa masturbation futa on female female penetrated kissing while penetrated
I knock someone down and attach a glowing thingy to their character and niggas really whine and call that a gimmick. You cannot comprehend true gimmickry
>>553512241>Rhapsody nigger calls others carriedpottery
>>553512290blud accidentally typed his hentai search into /gbvsg/ and hit post
>>553511345Don't worry bwo, i gotcha back.Sandy is the most slept on character in the game and only people who have played against a good one(aka not a femoid fujoshitter) knows.
>>553512279https://youtu.be/OwjrDapIb6Ewhy did he do it?
>>553512290why did you guys shid on him for these gawdlike tags again
cagliostroeustacecharlottazooeymeteralowain2bwilnaslancelotsorizkatalinasandalphonbubsferryviranarmayabelialdelete them and the game is saved
>>553512364remember when shithander tried to downplay sandalshitgrok members
Delete every non-shoto and the game is saved.
pic rel is how niggas in the thread really be feeling when they argue about cagliostro and beatrix for the 1 millionth time for an hour instead of playing in the lobby with friends
>>553512290
>>553512381>he made actual youtube content>it's about the shitpost butt game
>>553512338I don't know what a Rhapsody nigger is. Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin is a fantastic composition though! Everyone should give it a listen if they haven't before
>>553512573>bottom 5vs>top 2it's called punching up
>>553512501why isn't vaseraga on your list
>>553512720i main him
>>553512582>Heil Albion!
>>553512573none of you are my friendsI hate all of you faggots who sit there bored out of your mind beating me without even trying waiting until you've played enough games for it to not seem rude when you stop
>>553512501soriz兄弟 what did we do to deserve this
>>553512290computer, generate this for me
>>553512501>t. beanigger/vasnigger
>>553512772we know hatsoon
>>553512746Idunno man I'm a vas main and the only character I'd delete is 2b
>>553512573If these threads are anything to go by then those people aren't really your "friends"
>>553512501sf6 is right there bro
I will pretend to be nice to you in the lobby before shitposting you after our games and you can't stop me ehehehe
Meta is so fucked Bea is not even top 5 anymore>Who is top 5 then?LowainMeteraFerryCagliostroZooeyIt's all slop, it's over
>>553512772owned ez
>>553512986first sane poster in 507 posts
im nice to you in the lobby and in the thread unless you are that one guy.
>>553512986>beashitter>not top 5>grim>also not top 5nice try bigger
>>553512501after these characters are culled, who is top 5?
>>553512573the worst shitposter here doesn't even play the game
I will pretend to be nice to you in the lobby before crying myself to sleep I will never be good at fightan
>>553512986Game was unironically better when 4 bog standard shotos were the Elite Four instead of whatever this... this circus is.
>>553513134your big sister + ladiva
>>553513305>he wants YET ANOTHER belial vs siegshit grand finals againkill yourself
>>553513390>he wants YET ANOTHER lowain vs lowain grand finals againBravo.
>>553513113I love you too bro
>>553513259thank you
I will be legitimately nice to you in the lobby and then I will not be mean in the thread either because that's kind of just a dumb thing to do to an internet space you want to keep alivethen I will return to my non-grub lifestate of wallowing in entropy and disappointment
thank you for your remilia post. god bless the scarlet empire. bats for s3.
>>553512243and they'll get shit on if the meaningless todderbabble isn't exactly how autistic schizos wanted it to be
>'the good old days'>WELCOME TOOOO THE GRAND FINAAAAALS>BELIAL VERSUUUUUUS... SIEGFRIED>BEGIN!>66l into 66l into 66l into f.m into 236h into 66l into fl into 66l into EPIC HECKARINO DELAYED 66L HE CAUGHT THE DELAY WINDOW HOLY FUARK KINOOOO>>when today's meta consist of actual character diversity, skill expression and high skill setups gameplay and yomidumbfuck
>instant deleted post>samefag saying "thank you"must have been child porn again
>>553512573Wrong.This is my actual political spectrum.
>>553513113same
>when today's meta consist of actual character diversity, skill expression and high skill setups gameplay and yomiholy FUCKING KEK
>>553508836Because the game is casual scrub baby shit and he isn't the only one with a gay retard nigger spammy normal with huge range. Belial is designed exclusively with being a faggot with huge normals, his f.m hand has a huge disjoint for no reason so he can hit confirm by clipping the tip of your sword normal because his hand IS a sword. Shotos mashing on f.H like monkeys, others mashing on f.M or 2M. Game's full of it. This game is asshole shit, no point in getting mad over stuff the devs did on purpose to piss you off.
>>553513745TINY HANDS TINY HANDSYOU HAVE TINY HAAANDDSS
>>553513727show me the top 8 of 2023 AWT vs 2025.
>>553513617where's the 2m
>>553513745>Desu, I hope the corner store is still open so I can buy some vodka>BLYAT it's closed
>>553513626Twas a futachad being unfairly prosecuted.
>553513727
>NA hours
I like shotos.
>>553513925mfw when nier soys
>>553510676thread is full of scrubbies, don't bother...
>>553513907Futafags have dat victim complex white suburban woman dream about.
>back then>PLAY NIER, BELIAL, SEOX, GRIMNIR OR SIEGSHIT OR FUCKING LOSE NIGGA LMAO>now>Metera, cag, lowain, ferry, vas, vane, zooey are all meta viable on top of the above >this is somehow a bad thing>where everyone can play anything and still win>where higher execution characters get higher reward barring one or two egregious examples i.e beashit, belialthis place really is retarded huh
>no mention of himGrankeks are pulling the strings and making you forget they're frauding people all day long.
>>553513925i laughed with my mouth at this image
>>553514118>i laughed with my mouthhow else is one supposed to laugh?
>OH OOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DID YOU SEE THAT HE DID THE FUCKING BLUESLOP CASINO IN NEUTRAL AND IT DID 80% THAT SETUP WAS GAWDLIKE AND HIGH SKILL>oh wait a minute>YOOOOO>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>WHAT?????/ YOOOOOO DAS GAWDLIIIIIIIKE DID YOU SEE THE COMEBACK??? HE DID A BLUESLOP CASINO IN NEUTRAL AND WON THE MATCH THAT WAS A FUCKING GAWDLIKE SETUP
>>553514093>this placeit's like 2 or 3 people tops
>>553514107post the webm
did this nigga just call belial high damage
>>553514087How is it a victim complex if the post was deleted?
>>553513617The game is literally still a 66L/delayed 66L simulator but with other characters. 66L is this game's drive rush: no matter how a character is designed or how their moveset is supposed to work, they WILL default to doing their best poke and constant 66L spam because it's free.
Here's your next Battle Pass costume, bro.
>>553514207name me one setup beashit has to learn
>>553514107
>>553514176i real laugh so little that i count exhaling through my nose to be laughter so i feel less sad
>>553514269>Pretending you didn't delete it yourself This is why YNs bomb mom&pop stores.
>>553514259>Casually plinks you with anything into 236H grounded extension into 236U 2nd extension into full corner carry/swapdid I fucking stuttercan you not fucking read
>>553514259He's not bad damage though, good midscreen combo for just a cooldown and if you can do all the finnicky juggling you can get good damage in the corner.He's not BL5 Luci but who is?
i remember when anon got jumped and ruthlessly mocked for saying "bellylaugh".
>>553514445please save this thread nier
>>553514305Thanks Bread.
>Vira has been in the top 5 most played characters in every rank since launch>Still no BP or rupee costumeWhy?
still waiting for thread to tell me what setup or execution heavy things beashit needs to learn to justify her damage, god like normals and toolkit
>>553514256
>>553514591huh... because install? idk
I like this character
>>553514747thigh sex
>>553514591they need to make two skins at once to give vira a skin, and none of her gbf-original skins are notably good/better than her default anyway
>>553514439>He thinks a futachad would ever do thatTsk tsk, oh ye of little faith.
when I post on 4chan I like to get nakednot because im on the toilet or shitting or anything but because it helps my chi flow better and come up with more creative posts
>>553514747cag love
I love coming here because I get to bully anons after being forced to be mice to them in the lobby for PR
>>553514870Exposing yourself by calling yourself chad?Bold move.
>>553514747hses rathre preytt
>>553515038not him but he's a chad
>>553515060Bro?
>>553514650>Say the game is a 2-toucher and no better than Strive, bring up this webm>Erm, that's a training mode combo!!??? It's not real and you're retarded>Say Gran is actually secretly top 5 overpowered, bring up this webm>YAAAAS SISTER SLAYY
>>553514819>>553514915>>553515060the prettiest
a dogshit character with good damage is still dogshit
tfw too stupid to figure out how to balloon up faces like the nier images
>>553514868How about one that starts with her Valentine outfit and transforms into her Promo outfit?
Remember that no more than 2-3 people are using EX Gran or Djeeta at any given time
>>553515446
Imagine continuing with this level of persistent spiteful samefagging in a general for a silly game with silly cute girls (+1 Titan Mommy!)
pondering over cag's surprisingly large posterior
>tfw too stupid to figure out how to balloon up faces like the nier images
>>553515446>>553515658Hello yes please delete
>>553514868>>553515543why would she need a skin for her install at all, you dumdum?
>>553515710GIVE ME SNU SNU OR GIVE ME DEATH
current meta is the healthiest and most diverse this game has ever seen but shitters hate it because they can't pick their shoto of choice and 66l their way to the victory screen
>>553515918lowain metera vas and zooey are too strong thoughbeit
>>553511948nta but footsies is for scrubs, just throw normals out and hope they hit, literal casino gameplay
>>553515891The same reason any character normally needs a skin without an install: a nice and refreshing alternative/option to look at
>>553515658thread saved
>>553516139Sorry, meant to respond to >>553515926
>>553515891Why wouldn't she? I get it'd be less work to just change her base form and leave her install alone, but it'd be more fun to do both.
>>553515543they will add this dress but give her the black void down to her knees + add giant shitty spaulders for no reason.
Is ranked dead or did I just block everyone?
>>553516514regions?
>Nerf ZooeyAnon is losing against a character with the most telegraphed plus frames ever... She even shouts and moves her hand so you can spotdodge it...
>check gamera replays >Beatrixslop>check tororo replays>Lowainslop What a fun video game that I definitely won't quit once the final dlc character is revealed to be just another lame as fuck character that does random stupid bullshit because the devs are a bunch of fucking faggots
>>553516292>+ add giant shitty spaulders for no reason.Dude you can't let kids see shoulders that sexy
grok find me that clip of havaniceday , known chinese lab grown fighting game homunculus with optimized neural paths for autistic option selects and sub 120ms reactions losing over 40% of his life trying to just dodge the dragon.
cag tummy
Grok give Anila a bikini.
>>553514868I would drop everything and pick up Vira if she got the white dress as a skin
>>553515214who are you quoting
>>553516551US on a Sunday night
>>553517006damn so that's the level of gene it takes to get mid results on beelzebub?
>>553517268
>>553517297You faggots like 3 nights ago
>>553517446What the fuck, this is not what I asked for.
>>553517341Wait until you hear what kind of cybernetic implants are needed to play Cagliostro at a mid level
>>553517326takes me two minutes or less to get a match at 500+ master.
>>553517605>two minutesnobody wants to wait this long
>>553515038I am a futachad, yes, but I wasn't the futachad whose post was unfairly deleted.
>>553517587Your axe wound is not a cybernetic implant bwo
>>553517341I realized I would never ever be top tier at fighting games when I saw Hava stream and spam 66l/spotdodge for an hour straight trying to perfect some option select to beat bravecounter on beatrix. I will never have the gene. This man is mashing 7 buttons everytime he presses 5L while I am borderline shitting my pants on my own offense.
I'm not on my PC so just pretend I posted the picture of Nier asking Desu to kill all futafags.
>>553517879I never have and never will do an OS besides delay tech or safejumpI can't even time my meaties after 20 years of this genrefinishing combos is fucking fake and impossiblemy offense is just trying to smell the blood in the water and make the opponent jump and if I can't do that I will DIEbut y'know I still love playing fighting games
>>553518343>but y'know I still love playing fighting gamesFighting games is something so great
>>553518598words to live by
>>553497978>bros is the game dead or what?According to /2xkog/, queues are fast in-game.It did not take long for me to stop playing so I can't say how it is now. And that's without getting into regionality.It does seem like 2XKO failed to form a community anywhere. Some people on /2xko/ argued that the game is fun to play but boring to watch (Yasuo/Ekko every game while normal matchmaking is more varied), which is a fine argument honestly. Streamer/streaming culture is too engrained into gaming, but there are some games that are fun to play but boring to watch. I've played a lot of wow and overwatch, those games are (were) fun to play but I could never stand watching them.Too much went wrong with 2XKO.
>>553518598>is
>>553518727>there are some games that are fun to play but boring to watchgranblue fantasy versus rising
>>553518598i love fighting games and i love chibis...
>>553518727Most new fighters are pretty busted on launch, they'll turn it around by this time next year or so. I ain't playing tagslop no matter what but still.
>>553518727i wanted to give this game a chance but it turned out enabling tpm was more involved than just flipping the option in my bios.
>>553518865trickcal fighting game when
>>553518727for me I refuse to install riot games client or whatever it's called. I would have tried the game if it was on something more accessible everybody has like steam or the ps5 hell even switch 2
>>553519164Wait, you have to get a unique game-launching client to play 2xko?
>>553519392why do you think nobody is steamcharts posting 2xko?
>lab multiple characters after lobby play>still too nervous to bring them to lobby because cag-sama will sodomize them>come back to see an ocean of salt over cag and Bea>feel complete indifference this timeWe can only complain for so long until we realize bitching won't get us anywhere. At this point, we gotta accept they're whoreshit and learn the matchupGGs tonight fren. I promise I'll stop coming to lobby with a full plate of food
thinly veiled caggot falseflag
>>553519049When I crush your fucking skull like a grape. Chibis are shit.
>>553519451I recant my prior statement, 2xko is fucked forever
evens I masturbate to a grub characterodds I abstain
>>553519392It's made by Riot. What did you expect?
>>553519507GGs broI usually grind ranked before taking a character to the lobby, easier pickings in S++ by a wide margin
2xko is fucking trashi wish it wasn't, i really dobut the game is irredeemable with no hope for improving when you consider the devs
>>553519710someone pick a character for me
>>553519801I just don't understand why there's no option for motion inputs. Having two fucking skill buttons over complicates things
>>553519710Arthur
>>553519724That's exactly what I did when I picked up Sieg. I went 6-0 and immediately got bored. I didn't learn anything...I think I'd rather just lose to good players and figure out what works, but only after I have a few BnBs under my belt. I got three harder characters in the pipes, so they won't be out of the oven for a while.
>>553519846raziel
>>553520015I’m not gay>>553520125Thanks
>>553519049it would be funny but it would ruin the relaxing vibes i get from trickcal
just shidded and peed at the same time bros
>>553520448fucked up how this happens
>>553520749BLACK WOMEN OWE ME SEX
>>553520749>kot stick has special animations and everythingI regret not slurping...
>>553520749Newer player here. Am I correct in guessing this skin was locked behind a battle pass that's no longer available? Will the skin be available again eventually?
why is ewiyar so fucking fat
>>553521310IT'S JUST FLUFF OKAY
>>553521275nyes and nyes
>>553521310you’re fat
please, can you just pick up niia and learn a combo or two
>>553520749Her character descriptions says she's a grappler at both long and close range but I only ever see players grappling at one range
yeah, at my dick range
>>553521740\im at 50+ hours of niia training and still cant do one combo.
>>553521740I have legit brain damage bwo, my memory is too fucked and my patience is ADHD tier
Does anybody want to run a quick late night set in about 15 minutes?
how does anyone design a protagonistlike how does anyone sit down and go "yeah I'm so hyped to draw Gran, he's gonna be a normal young human male with short hair and normal clothes with bits of armor and - *SNOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEE* *himimimimimi*
>>553521935Not even the one where you just loop neutral special and one button over and over until you hit combo limit? Surely, you can do that.
gran is literally me
>>5535223585'5 manletgawd
>>553522754EVO Japan was mad comfy. I hope Cygames Cup delivers. 5 more days until our version of Korea Time bwos
>>553522754why are they all nier
>>553521740I did all her missions. Does that count?I'm going to ask for more missions next survey. I don't care if they're practical or not. I just want more missions. I got my wish the first time with lobby training mode.
>>553521740I will pick up niia and throw her off a cliff
is nier actually fun if i don't base my entire personality around pretending to be her
>>553521740Since you asked nicely, I'll learn one (1) midscreen combo tomorrow
>>553523113Join the lobby and find out
>>553522137anyone?
>>553523927im taking a break for a few more days!
>>553524278have a nice break anyon
>>553523927I'll play a few sets
>>553523749do the one where you 5U charge to auto combo to 5U ender yeah!!!!
>>553512501if you don't like katalina you don't like fighting games
>>553521740sorry I just don't like that character
>>553468786>pick up a game based on the generalkinda funny
>>553524650I don't like standing extenders, and I definitely don't like full corner to corner carry
>>553525697Outside of our own cringe posting that all generals do, we are absolutely the general that plays their fighter the most. including semi-regular casual tournaments.
The GM community is in awe of Cag players execution and dedication to the lab
>>553517941whorse
>>553526098stop calling her a whore she’s a nice girl
>>553525789Yeah. Imagine picking up SF6 and having to deal with /sfg/.Or picking up Guilty G--... oh.
yeah the hormone lab loooooooooooooooooooll
3 heavy skill cancels into sba
>>553526695she's a gyarugyarus are whoreseven if they're virgins, like pig
>>553526964I WILL find a way to drop this combo
>>553526964i unironically drop this
>>553526964>>553527094>>553527268gamewa...
>>553527268syame
you can mash medium after the special for the chicken damage or you can do the link that takes timing for the heavy after the specialHere in Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising Civilization, no one chooses to link for the heavy. It's better to be safe and do the easy link for the medium than to risk your entire combo.
I've dropped some truly pathetic shit
>>5535275721) this isn't a Granblue thing2) it depends on character, most characters don't actually get to make a choice between easy low damage or hard high damage
>>553527572I WILL try to link c.H because if I DON'T I lose like a thousand final damage
just play beashit and you won't have to link anything
Everyone bitches and moans about 20-24f reaction checks, but when Cag does it, without an audio cue or a flash mind you, it's suddenly "Learn the matchup."It's time to admit Cagliostro's spear and Versusia's pillar are toxic moves
except she does a very obvious animation telllearn the matchup
>>553526836I'd say it's both good and bad. Sure, we have the general that plays their game the most, but the other games mostly all have healthier casual player bases on average, even GGST is around 3 times are average and SF6 around more than 20x ours.But the main issues surrounding the generals is that, sure we post about cunny or porn or whatever. But we don't have a random furry belligerently posting like people care, or gross fetish art. Instead we seem to have a steady respectable playerbase across the regions, constant newfags joining and learning. Even with all the shit flinging we get on /v/ for baby game, we still have better growth and people who actually play their game. I think we even play their games more than them (but we'd risk off topic posting if we just decided to encompass more than 1 game everyday).It's even gotten to the point that I felt uncomfortable when the chan went down awhile back, because I stupidly got involved with the thread and all you anons.Gonna miss this general if and when it goes.
