>Season 2 catch-all resource - next week>>553366368>Event Guide - WEEK 2>>552314609>Main Website & Downloadhttps://playbpsr.com/>/bpsrg/ Resources, Links & Guideshttps://rentry.org/bpsrghttps://bptimer.com/https://github.com/winjwinj/bpsr-logs/releases/tag/app-v0.20.0>Guilds (DM the leader or officers when applying)CloverYotsubaZaibatsu>/vg/ World Channel4444>Official /vg/ Idle SpotLine 88, Starter inn (Double Faced Coin)>emoteshttps://pastebin.com/Vevceetv>Current redeemable codes[NONE]>Previous>>553427163
me f1!!!!
Wait so why is this faggot cat still in the yotsucord?
>>553490832he's not
btw..?I don't think I exist...
streets tell me ame is a bisexual switch top pref
>>553490832>>553490892don't make me post the member list
>>553490832kek nigga found a loop hole to get in and get out
>>553490965Don't give a shit about your outdated lists, he's not in it
https://youtu.be/dwDns8x3Jb4?si=3_h8FyJyVaBIQLuS
When's s2 anyways
>>553491369NOW
m2 supremacy
>>5534913694days
>>5534913693days
>>553491369This week
should I write down the yotsucord member list
>>553491137queeeen, I think there's a tier list for personality disorders on that tier maker site, I'd love to see how you'd sort them bpd is clearly s tier
>>553490832>>553490965he's not, he's been gone since he left earlier sishonestly it's impressive there haven't been any real yotsucord leaks despite everything. the only leaks were that the damn place existed, and those didn't pop up until much later
By population statistics; F1's are exceedingly the highest demographic within Asterleeds, as such they should be considered the exposable class of people for labour, a working class if you will.This uniquely puts them in a great position as the main candidates to be put in the mines for an Industrial Asterleeds post-Denzel boom.
I think it's time I stop trying to connect, the two people I grew the closest with decided to simply leave, no explanation just tossed aside and deleted.Some of the anons I started to get close to simply stopped talking to me out of nowhere, I like talking and maybe I am the problem but I don't understand why others cant reach out and talk about things instead of just working in absolutes.One moment you're joking and the next they're gone leaving you no way to contact them or talk things out, it feels like shit and makes me wanna just leave too, but then I'd be doing the same to others, so we pretend things are alright and nothing's going on, season 2 dropping soon right? fun times ahead.Blue protocol start resonance.
I don't knowif I.. exist?
>>553491659the f1s yearn for the mines
>>553491659my f1 is a minor!i mean miner!
>>553491729Are you really you?
>>553491552you wouldn't...
>>553491659Wrong.As the majority, f1s make the rules.We don't do DEI bullshit here, we don't care about minorities, we run Asterleeds.
I am who I am...but who am I?
>>553491659Where do m3s sit on the social class ladder?
>>553491659Don't exploit others for cheap labor, Constance-dono
>>553491689lol, hint? we can be friends
—ME— F2, you ask? Why, slept through the photoshoot, of course
Do not fucking post your character if you exist
>>553491659what is it with f2s using this hat and being a sexpest
>>553491887Varies depending on the M3.
>>553492049me f2 missed her
>>553492074Haha great observation. Now back into the mines.
>>553491137extra toxic faggy GAM yuri with this f1
me f2 is rerolling to f1 next season
>>553491804I.. forget!!
>>553491137No love, pump and dump and emptying my balls into her mouth then discarding her.
>>553492301cock? futa??
>>553492315treat her lovingly and with care, that will be hell for her
>>553491658almost like the only actual schizos are the ones outside of the guild lol
>>553491887
How do I make out with Cat?
>>553491651>bpd is clearly s tieri think it's rather awful actually it kindof ruins my unfortunate life thoughbeit......................... i'm not sure i understand the point of ranking PDs ...>>553492182do you promise we will be grown ass men. do you really promise. i'm only interested if i am indeed a man in this scenario. can we pretend we're them. >>553492315you got me interested with saying no love but that's kindof gross.
How do I make out with Lientri?
>>553491689Sorry, can't relate. I've realized posts like these are only involving people who come to the designated afk spot to "socialize" (read: be entertained for a while)So they (and probably you included) are just passing time.And there is no "being friends" on the table, just smalltalk.
>>553492569move F1 down a tiermove M1 up a tierreplace the top tier with gold piggu
>>553491689ok vox
>>553492449oi oi calm down
>>553492523they've had the biggest schizos and still do
AeroFortuneahokaAscalonCarronCoconaeffyerisFalsettoGrungniHamulilyHeyuImbiberIsaJiggujohnny logenKathyKatoKenzouKinochiKoroKruberloukyMaddiMikanMinamiMiyuMofuNetoNiaNinoNymoJinPlushpyonReisenRingabelRitokoRobrorikaniryudesaniShinuShitakoSmolSnowieSylnaraTokYstelliZelarius
>>553492728ANSWER MEEE
"i exist" tier list?
>>553492597Ask her bf
Should I play this ame again? All I did was afk and talk to some friends.
I think I'll go from m2 to m3 in s2 and be an angry old man that tells any women that try to be friendly to fuck off. I'm done with your bullshit
>>553492747is this in alphabetical order?>>553492642*treats you with love and respect*
>>553492893Everyone is right now before season 2.
>>553492847everyone
>>553492910They love that they'll keep crawling back
>>553492893Do you miss your friends?There isnt that much stuff to do and you'll go back to talking with friends
me f2 stormblade
>>553492910>from m2 to m3SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE AN M2 LIST SO I KNOW WHICH M3 TO AVOIDMY F1 WILL ONLY SUBMIT TO THE REAL M3S
>>553492569>f3/m1I like the way you think>>553492726>move M1 up a tiereww, no. f2s can have their m3s
>>553492893New phone who dis?
>>553492893+1 ame-1 senny
>>553491887m3s exist as a seat for me f1
>>553492642>do you promise we will be grown ass men. do you really promise. i'm only interested if i am indeed a man in this scenario. can we pretend we're them.uhh sure, we can sprinkle in OOC check-in about our throbbing cocks or whatever here and there while our f1s spiral into ruin together
>>553492747Why did Nym join when he doesn't talk to anyone in game or the Discord?
>>553493298Nym likes to watch.
>>553492817sooorry
>>553493298to leak shit, clearly
>>553493298some people want to be included, just observe the others
>>553491729feed me f1 milk now!!!!
>>553492747Yotsubans not in trooncord list?
>78 posts>only 20 ips
Check rob's profile, he doesn't have his dog but he logged in earlier How come no one helped him? I guess his popularity was fake after all..
>>553493514I'm working hard tonight, you should be thanking me
>>553493136There are no M2s in /bpsrg/, it's all in your head
>>553493514+ 1 IP, no contribution
>>553493298she has a history of leaking shit, same thing happened in pso2g
>>553493514+1 ip!
>>553493565robsessed+1 senny
>I exist btwf1 frost magesf2 storm blades>I exist..!!f3 heavy guardians>I still exist! I'm only 29!!!!!f3 frost mages
>>553493298same reason he was in toble or why he's in yotsuba at all despite never saying a single word
>>553493816this sounds familiar
>>553493514+1 IP+1 imageno contribution
>>553492642What made you the way you areWhy are you like this
I exist. I've been existing. I will continue to exist.
>>553493514But IP count is hidden?
can I have a nice goodnight...
>>553494139no, kill yourself
>>553494139oyasumi!
>>553494117Damn i want to exist where the camera is
>>553494117Why did you choose that color of eyeshadow?
>>553492882who
>>553494139It's been a long time since you've asked for this Jiggu...
>>553494102bpd is caused by abuse as a child/and genetics
>>553494302I don't want to annoy people by spamming it but I really like that image for some autistic reason...
>>553494139goodnight my favorite f1
>>553492893Yes. Come back. S2 will have people doing content again.>That sounds fun, I love contentGood, you'll have fun.>But anon, the content sucks!It's fiiiine, you're just supposed to use the content as an excuse to invite people into teams and then idle around and chat after.
Can my M3 have a goodnight?
>>553494267I just thought it looked neat with the skin tone and eye color.. i didn't really think too hard during character creation
>>553492642This might be a weird question, but what are the best ways to comfort someone with BPD when they're feeling low? Do you have a resource you'd recommend?Thanks.
>>553494563*cums on u*sleep well maku
>>553492747im here
>>553492747>dodged the listdon't know if it's a good or a bad thing
>>553492747I'm on this list hiiii :3
>>553494563are you in yotsuba? who gave you permition for asking a good night?
>>553494863gay faggy discord esex with me?
>>553494941No >:(
>>553495018hate u so much mofu...
>>553495096:D
>>553492747>everyone else on the list is either a wallflower or a gameplayfag, excluding the regularly namedropped members of eris' twitch cliquethis leak is a nothingburger
hmm, i felt like existing for a while. Hope nobody minds
f1s go in heat when they smell an m3 nearby.
f3s go in heat when they smell an m1 nearby.
me f3 is like this
i hate niggers
Stopping by to say +1 senny and that all trans (men in dresses) are gay and ugly.
f2s puke when they smell an m2 nearby
>>553493048Never had any friends here.
>>553492747don't namedrop me again thanks
>phone buzzesCOULD IT BE MY F1 WIFE FROM BLUE PROTOCOL NYAA?? MY 35 YEAR OLD BALDING GAM F1 WIFE DESCENDING UPON ME LIKE A SERAPHIM FROM HEAVEN, LIKE THE VERY VESSEL OF APHRODITE TO SHARE MORE SADPANDA DOUJIN LINKS WITH ME ON DISCORD NYAA???*heart goes doki-doki* *shudder make its way up my spine* *braincells pop and fizz and tingle* *dick goes rock hard and throbbing instantly*>checkoh... it's just a text from my gf...
>>553497184Now imagine Gigachad saying this
Hi who wants to lewd with a sunnie+ in xiv
>>553492646Shouldn't be too difficult.
>>553497407post her
>>553497184I hate when you're waiting on a message from someone but another person messages you..
>>553497184hate when this happens
>>553497407I don't play XIV anymore
>>553497407sorry my moonie is taken
>>553497407>+disgusting
>>553497407>xivlol
If I'm gonna start a life skills alt is it better to do it on a separate account or can I do it on the same one?
>>553498098separate will make it easier for you to add them to your house
>>553497184THIS IS SO ME
it's so hard to say rough twice in a row
rough rough
wan wan
>>553498098separate account is the only way to get them on your homestead to trade items over, unless you a) are already a roommate at someones place, in which case you can just invite the alt or b) use the second account to make a homestead and invite both your main and alt character (from the same account)the upside is not having to log in a separate account for lifeskills, the downside is potentially giving up your already leveled homestead and having to spend a few hours getting the alt account to 40
>>553494139Goodnight Jiggu. Sleep well~
Rimming Rimy-chaaannn~
Should I delete all my friends? Bit drunk so.
>>553497181BASED
>>553498794why would you want to do that?
>>553498794hi Vox
>>553498794yes
my f3 is being gently guided by a strong-willed f1 or f2 i cant telll
>>553497184funnier than it should be
>>553498152>>553498641separate account it is, thanks anons
>>553498828Have you met anyone here?
>>553499000I did this and it saved my life
>>553499000A few, most of them have been rather nice.
been playing this game since launch and I still don't have a faggot boyfriendam I chopped, chat?
>>553497184im like this desu....
>>553498787Do NOT lewd Rimanacchi like that~
>>553499221Yeah. Out of the 5 cute faggots we have most are taken and a couple have stopped playing
>>553499221I have a retarded boyfriend you can take
Louky is a S tier trans woman btw we’re watching Eris
Hey vsauce, I exist hereMy current pb is unbeatable, or is it?I wasn't sure how I was going to keep getting faster but thankfully for you and me knowledge was revealed to me in a dream, we are bhopping nowLike seriously, THREE whole f*cking seconds saved, we are at 1:31 now!! from 1:28, and this isn't even my final form at all, fucking helland guess what? I am not even counting on getting agile, imagine if we had that available? chills.Going this fast is starting to get really fun so as always I invite anyone to beat this time, if you manage to beat it I will give you one(1) virtual thank you letterhttps://streamable.com/782broAlso sorry for blogging but I was having a real rough night yesterday and the stupid event really cheered me up so thank you all for being funny, you guys are alright sometimes...thanks for having me Saraba!
>>553499518good job I like it
>>553498098Separate account as the other anon stated, remember that you will need to hit friendship level 2 with your main which is around 2-3 dungeons, level 40 and having done enough main story up till the housing side quest unlocks, after that you can invite it, shared storage have a limit being 15 to 30 depends on pass or not, ideally you use it for food and serums or buying out items from your main on the trading center which is a bit advanced
>>553499518>3 ginga picsHOLY FUCKAME IS DATING GINGA????
>>553499518you are so gay bro just kiss me already fag
>>553499518why do you never put ascy in your videos anymore?
>>553499518Thank you menhera Ame have a nice day!
>>553499518you’re fucking obsessed with dick it’s actually crazy please take this dick immediately
>>553499518why does this attentionwhore faggot get +5 instant replies every time even though the general is dead as fuck
>typo 5555 once instead of 4444>there's people here
>>553499941Simple, we love Ame and not you
>>553499941>why does someone who was exposed for samefagging get 5 replies it’s a mystery
>>553499518>no ascy mentionsbakamy Ame x Scrubp post made it in thoughbeit woohooooo
>>553499941i don't know who it is I just like reply to people....
>>553499518>roro, epheria, ginga and sennystacked group ngl
>>553499518>https://streamable.com/782brohuh that's really good
>>553499487S tier cheater maybe thats into S tier schizo guys like sani/bap
>>553499941they're not even trying to disguise the obvious samefagging i don't understand why people do this
>>553499518+1 senny out of 10
me f1 doesn't exist btw
>>553499518>THAT fucking postaieee don't remind me I was in the middle of recovering from the psychological damage>>553500061so it was you...
>>553500264this, the "lmfao you're so gay take cock already" is so lientri-like
>>553499518This is the only good OC left in the general, keep it up
>>553500404uuuh okay?
>>553500404>doesn't miss a chance to namedrop his crushmiss him?
lientri is here, pack it up
>>553499518are you going to get a gf already? i feel bad bro
>>553499518powerful light bridge running...
>>553492949disgusting.. foul. you're filled with disgusting blackened matter infecting your soul.>>553493291you on the other hand shimmer with brilliance i like the way you think. ah this wonderful despair... my f1's ringlet curls in your f1's hand whilst i reflect on my own thinning hair and whilst my f1 gives yours tons of drugs i shall be debating starting minoxidil.... perfect...>>553494102i took a witch quest. :/>>553494614um, that's a little difficult to fully answer because it can reaally differ from person to person, y'know? it's... difficult no matter what usually though because one of the worst symptoms of bpd is an absolutely empty feeling when sad sometimes, and it's kind of like there's just a wall keeping you from feeling anything at all so any attempts for cheering up/comforting end up feeling kinda.. void. i think just reminders that, like, you're there for them is good, reassurance they're not alone, perhaps offering to do something together that's not too high energy? i like distracting myself from bad thoughts with watching things with others.
>>553500893sometime seems desperate for his attention here
>>553499518thoughts on louky cheating with sani on bap?
why is bap in eris' chat?
>half an hour later still samefagging his postlet it go bro
>>553501521why not? that's where the rest of the weird faggots hang out
>seething clover faggot who never talks in 4444 is curious why Ame is belovedheh
WHY DOES THAT BITCH NEVER ANSWERS I SEND HER MEDSAGES EVERY DAY FROM MULTIPLE WCCOUNTS AND SHE NEVER REPLIES EVERYONR HATES YOU ALL ZAIBATSU HATE YOU NO ONE LIEKS YOU WHY DO YOU NOT RPELY TK ME
>>553500032>someone who was exposed for samefaggingqrd?
>>553501748unironically what is wrong with you
>>553501748Anon what is wrong with you
>>553501748>message from multiple accountsI'm sure they're all very sane messages with no reason to immediately block you.
>>553501748>backgroundSOMEONE TRACK HIM DOWN
>>553501748calm down node
>>553501748Holy fuck, why does she attract such schizos?
>>553501748>i love youi laughed
>>553501960this is what being a high desirable biofem does to you
>>553501960>schizo attracting other schizosbirds of a flock
>>553501521dude is mega weird>im not insecure im the least insecure>hope sani kills himself after i revenge porn leak my tape with louky>bye guys i quit (abatarfags in bpsrg)>jk guys im in eris’s chat now ready to groom my next targetbtw if you look thru his twitter he’s a mad gooner who was replying to other vrc girls wanting to fuck them and simping WHILE dating louky like lmao no shit louky slept around she had to since her bf was a fucking nigger, sani will treat her right and give her the exclusivity she needs and deserves
>>553501748Thanks for keeping the thread alive Node
>>553501923this would actually be hilarious
>>553502103>abatarfags
>nooo don't shrink me down and put me in the fire it's so hot oh no aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
>>553502050oh so it's just node trying to astroturf himself again, so much for not using the thread much
you know what'd feel good? chugging nutmeg down scrub's throat and massaging his throat while the nut passes through his orifices.
>>553501748>i love you
>>553501748>Node is one of the highest Master Score players in /bpsrg/f2p chads WON
exist!
>>553502314what the fuck
>>553502103what's his twitter?
>friend ghosts me and all mutuals we had in common randomly after not responding to me for a week>ignores messages from othersWhy?
>>553502261okay ame
>>553502416you can feel the hard surface with your fingertips as it slowly descends into the stomach.
>node samefagging againcan we have some actually attractive posters with more personality than "haha look i'm totally a biofem despite it being proven wrong numerous times, please give my gam ass attention"
I don't want him to fall behind in the count+1 senny
Post /bpsrg/ twitters!
Is Yotsuba playing Hytale on release? It comes out in a few days. If Yotsuba gets a server going I might join.
wait zaibatsu has an actual biofem as their leader?
>>553502369my wife on the left
>>553502731can you go ask the discord instead of shitting up the thread? and if you're not in their guild please go join
>>553502369exist, exists, existing, existed, existential!Congrats!
>>553502731i'm not buying it i don't trust the hypixel retards with their monetizationmaybe if the game goes on sale later
>>553502103what does being in eris' twitch chat have to do with here when he didn't show up until she swapped to xiv. the schizo said goodbye here, and hes stayed gone afaik
>>553501748do you Laeun also get schizos like that?>>553501084
How come rob doesn't hang out with Eris and the gang anymore? He's not even in twitch chat...
>>553502731hytale is coming out in af ew days wtf??!?!?!??!FUCKING FINALLYYYIM COMING NNMFGDHH
>>553502369cuddling with the middle one
>>553502467spill the tea sis
only 50% of BP's remaining population actually exists
>>553502731according to Simon they’re expecting 1mil players on launch date and already sold 2mil copies
>>553502430https://x.com/Bapx3
>>553503001uhhmm aside from a certain Some Body who has announced his love for me multiple times and such not really i only get nice DMs but like in my lifetime of posting on /vg/ yes i literally had a stalker irl who would spam call my boyfriend and screenshot every concerning thing i said because they wanted me to get hospitalized and become a better wife for them.
>>553502731keep it to your discord
>>553503096new gf, sani introduced him to someone
>>553503230simon is coping
>>553502181>abathurfagsForces, augmented.
Yotsuba officer here.When S2 launches and everyone comes back including our mega whales who spent 30k each, say goodbye to your guild We’ll be world first raid clears + master mode like we always were. And we have the most ebinsAnd yes, several of us will be blogging Eris’s S2 livestreams here so don’t think you’re getting to use the thread freely
>>553503368That's a lie, last time I saw him in xiv he was afking alone and whenever he logs in blue protocol he says nothing and logs off Something must've happened
>>553503481t. unknower
>>553502050I would do unspeakable things just to see the retards in her dms
>>553503551You can go check on him, see if he's okay instead of being a fucking schizo?
>>553503693you can already see your own dms node, they're empty because no one likes you
>>553502725https://x.com/kyuanyammy
>>553502369spending all day taking cat pics with the right one
>>553503551calm down rob, no need to start samefagging again
>>553504001+1 senny
>>553504001We all know its cat posting about rob to keep him relevant
can you do gay vrc sex without any vr equipment or will i have to shell out 2k?
>ohhhh im so alone and please stop calling eris my moonie in xivg i need everyone to know im single and availableeee and im Taiwanese so im a high value Asian boyyyyyalright relax rob, aphi is right there if you need a gf biofem
>>553504219you probably need at least a headset
>>553503910She's cuter than I expected ngl
>>553504219you need at least a headset and preferably full body tracking but itll take some work
>>553502103weirdest thing about bap is how he tries to act like nothing happened even tho everyone knows he is insane. why try to make friends in a place where your reputation is already a schizo bpdemon
Since when theres a rivalry between rob and senny?
>>553504248rob is taiwanese? holy shit im already leaking
>>553504248how would dating a schizo help with his image of being single? >>553504406+1 btfo senny
>>553504406since rob fucking mogged him in the erb he destroyed senny so fucking badly it was a murder, now senny is samefag hating on rob in seething jealousy
>>553504394what's funnier is that before a few days ago literally no one here knew who he wasthis nigga came out of nowhere just to sperg about his drama
>>553504394did bap and sani ever speak?
>>553504406Us Senny niggas are fighting for mentions on the archive vs Rob+1 Senny
>>553504394>why try to make friends in a place where your reputation is already a schizo bpdemonnot just that but it's literally sani's friends lol, there is no way anyone in that xivger clique would turn on sani for him
I miss Lientri so much, wish she would come back home to yotsuba
>>553504607nobody in yotsuba likes her though
>>553504248>taiwaneseWhy did you fall for xivg shitposting? Its like me saying senny is indian and people believing it
>>553504557they've been in a 2/5 for a while and sitting together
>>553504694Speak for yourself
>>553504723taiwanese is 95th percentile desirability on this site thoughever as you’re either one of those cute femboys on twitter in the huohuo cosplays or you’re a hot asian jeets are bottom 1 percentile for obvious reasons
>>553504248I doubt rob cares about being perceived as single or not, after all this time he didnt show interest in any of the girls here so its clear he doesn't want anyone
Has Rob dated anyone since K*to? No way bro is still traumatized
+1 senny fuck off robsessed schizos
>>553505084ROB DATED KATO??????
>>553505084nigga what that ship makes no sense at all
>>553504607miss her too
can you people talk about videogames
>>553505084He hasn't. bro is probably traumatized and not wanting to date again
+1 rob fuck off senny and senny’s 4 mobile devices
>>553505084i don't think either of those two interacted at all, now that I think about itthat'd be like shipping itachi with sakura
What time does this retarded negroid that never shuts up about discord edating like it's reality tv goes to sleep? It's insufferable with him around
>>553505213>>553505250>>553505432Koto nigga oh my god we really have gacha only newfags in this general who never used xivg
+1 Kenzou the only good coin.
>>553505517okay but imagine rob x kato though
>>553505517nigga you specifically censored it in such a way that you were baiting for replies like thatnot everyone here is a xivgger
>>553505625even as someone who was idk who the fuck that is cause i never cared about rob
can we go back to existence posting?
aphi literally needs to just go f2 and look like you know who for s2 and rob will be all over her
me balls are getting tingly again
I'll do + calc3 senny again if the RDF doesn't fuck off>>553505517crazy how xivshitter retards are irrelevant in a completely separate game, you are not famous lmao
>>553505790what do you do when this happens?
>>553505614i highly doubt it'd happen for several reasonsthey seem like they'd be wingman bros for each other insteadat most they might spitroast an f2 together with some mild homoerotic tension. maybe hugging and gazing into each other's eyes while the girl squirms in ecstasy from their girth. maybe even a kiss or two, not because they're gay for each other, but because they know it'd send the poor fujo they're toying with into an estrogen-induced coma
>>553504607+1 on missing her
>>553505780Rob won't ever look at her no matter how much she changes her character, going black hair and red eyes did nothing for her. She needs to give up, rob knows better than to date a schizo woman
>>553505905you're really weird, please stop posting
>>553505905please post more i can shlick to this
>>553506175Aphi melty!>>553505905Post more king
>>553505905>i highly doubt it'd happen for several reasonsqrd on the reasons?
>>553505761is rob hours better than eris hours? at least eris wants the attention
>>553505836No one gives a fuck about senny either, you're trying too hard to force him when he's a literal who
I woke up gimmie a good morning namedrop
I dont exist.Here is your patch notes though : https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3681810/view/510728046547829712
>>553506386-1 senny
>>553506386we all give a fuck about him, he is famous and the hottest m2
>>553491287qt
>>553505343senny senny senny~yeah yeah yeah!senny senny senny~woah woah woah!
>>553506336>personalties don't fit>active hours don't fit>R is a huge XIV anon, K dislikes XIVthose are the obvious ones imothere is also the schizo shit like assuming they're both getting close to other anons
>>553506386For temporary relief of psychosis symptoms, take a 200mg dose (1 capsule) of senny every 6 hours. if symptoms do not improve, take 400mg (2 capsules) at your next dose.
>>553503096they were tanking his thread cred in xivg so he dumped them
>>553506597>>553506864You're pathetic senny, stop acting like a jeet
>>553506867he tunes into the stream when he's not with his new gf
>>553506867that must have been some generational aura loss when they found out rob was hanging out with bpsrg losers
>>553492569me at the top in spite of
the only thing I dont like about chilly is that he makes a lot of money on patreon and youtube
Thinking about bouncing from Clover to Yotsuba. Forcing a Steam group over Discord in 2026 is retarded.
>>553505905Can I be the F2?
>>553507407boomer ahh niggas
>>553507235omggg!!!!!!!
>>553507556idk ask them if they'll spitroast you, all i did was indulge that anon's fujo fantasy
>>553503260not really seeing much of anything weird here, especially if he knows these people, they're all mutual followings between him and louky
best fujo ships?
>>553507387Is he a male model?does he look like reacher irl?
>>553507721creep x kenzousenny x cappu x shotgunginga x taxes
>>553506986please solve yesterday's problem before before we proceed+ Find maximum value of: f(x,y) = -2x^2 - 4xy + 5y^2 + 5x + 5y subject to 2x + 6y = -7 senny>>553507172the only people that care about that shit is you ~
>>553507721senny x vox
>>553502103The only reason bap hangs out in Eris's chat is because louky has him blocked and he is obsessed.
>>5535078508/1010/106/10>>5535079540/10
please stop namedropping my gf
I'm reinstalling. Now what?
now that the dust has settled, was louky or bap in the wrong?
bap knows what he’s doing just being in the chat is causing sani to seetheif eris was a good friend she’d ban Bap from the chat dude is clearly being a pest schizo especially after he said he’d quit bpsr and bpsrg
>>553508080who is your gay friend?
>>553507407bro is not in the inner circle...
Why does sennyposter hate rob and thinks he's samefagging?
>>553507407Wait another week or two and you'll be invited.
>>553508371he = senny = jealous after rob mogged him in the erb
>>553508218Ogey So S2 is coming out in like 3 days, but you probably knew that since you're reinstalling S2 will have new dungeons with new gear to farm, so no need to go crazy on that right now. Buy out the reclaim hub, gear yourself up as best you can, and then rejoin a thread guild and see if you can get anyone to give you a quick m16 tour for the dog mount. Most people will be up for it since there's not much else to do right now. It's a cool dog. Don't be a doglet.
>>553508235what does a ffxiv stream have to do with bpsr or here though
>>553508617eris was streaming bpsr when he was in chat
>>553508481id like to see ken vs vox next but i dont think enough about vox is known
>>553507905a constraint problem with an elipse and a line? is this high school? lmfao
EVEEEEEN FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWTHOUGHTS ARRIVE LIKEBUTTERFLIIIIEEEEEEEEESOH HE DONT KNOOOOOOWSO HE CHASES THEM AWAAAAAY
>>553508701proof from the vod of him talking in the chat and bpsr being on the screen? this is honestly seeming way more schizo that youre checking whos watching a twitch stream
>>553508880nigga i was watching the stream during bpsr and noticed he was in chat wtf is your schizo interpretation
>>553508716Is that your final answer>>553508880I think if he's having fun who are we to judge?
>>553508595>So S2 is coming out in like 3 days, but you probably knew that since you're reinstallingI did nyot.>then rejoin a thread guild and see if you can get anyone to give you a quick m16 tour for the dog mountWhat is m16?
>>553508736>not an alt btwLmao. Nigger exhibiting Eris clique behaviour
https://files.catbox.moe/fz60iz.mp4watch.
>>553509029notify Eek for education
>>553509029i think it's a gun, but i'm not sure. I'm not american
>>553509029So the 6 old dungeons that the game launched with have new difficulties now called master mode, it goes from m1 up to m20.If you clear master mode you get master score, clearing a higher level gives more points. If you get enough master points then you get rewards and one of the rewards is that mount. You can also farm master mode 6 for gear, but you don't really need to go crazy on that right now since in a few days season 2 will give you new dungeons to farm for new gear.
>>553509010then you need to take your pills, i just went and looked and the first time he talks is when eris and faith are afk in xiv a few minutes after eris switches games
>>553509127I don't know what that means, anon..
Rob hereStop fucking saying Eris is my moonie in xivg you’ve already given me enough trouble with all the shilling you’re trying to put in my nameFucking retards, stop and play your dead mobile game amongst yourselves
>>553509382he's probably going to call you schizo for doing that to deflect
>>553509554he doesn't care and he did it to himself at the auction
>>553507905Uhh maximum is uhmmmmmmm well when you take the derivative of something you get a minimum or a maximum right? or well its a critical point, but you are using 2 variables so it has to be partial derivatives.. And once you get that you plug in things and then you gotta see if it goes from positive to negative to know if its a maximum at the critical points and then uhhhhh actually whats the 2nd equation for? is that like the area between those two things?Our highest exponent is 2 so it has to be a parabola, that means its only going to have one critical value and thats gonna be the maximum(or minimum) So we get Y = -7 -2x/6Do we need partial derivatives even? I think I got baited by you mentioning calc3 you just plug that into the first one and then use the vertex formula and find the x/y and then evaluate it on t he first equation to know the value of it? I don't wanna do it... fug I'm dumb idk+1 senny
>>553509779+2 sennies for showing your work and including units in your final answer
Those fake bids during the auction were so cringe I got secondhand embarrassment just being there. Everyone in my cwls was like "uhh who the fuck even is this?" when the "bid war" was taking place.
>>553509897I didn't even show my work i didn't even solve it THERE ARENT EVEN ANY UNITS TO BEGIN WITH FUCK YOU
>>553509974-2 sennies for talking back to the teacher +1 detention
>>553509779Calc 2/3 whichever I don't remember >>553509897That's not the answer but +2 sennies for doing your best
this +1 senny thing has got to be the most unfunny meme created here
>>553510169true +1 Anonymous
>>553510169+1 pinpincoin
>>553510169yeah it doesn't make me laugh, I'd rate it 6 or 7 out of 10+1 senny
>>553510384no matter how many times you all want to regurgitate TikTok tier zoomer brainrot memes you will never be young and under 25
Am I the only one here drinking and listening to loud Playstation 1 OST 1 hour long music playlist thing? God I hate my life and the people in it.
>>553510552yes>>553510169what about candle creep? actually I thought that was one pretty fu
>>553510169Still more entertaining than getting to read shit about people who don't even play the game
>>553510552I quite literally am thoughbeitMy brainrot is the genuine article and most likely terminal+1 senny for good measure
>>553510614I'm drinking but not lissening to PS1 OSTs, gimme a link?
>>553508218i dont remember that in the game wtfuggYOU CAN RACE ON WATERMELON CARS!!!!
>>553510938it's just city rally but with people using the ball mounts?
>>553510938it in shop
>>553501748>4038F2PCHADS WE'RE SO BACK
>>553511315i wish i could feel love
Shut up and leave me alone already, keep talking about senny or Eris, I don't care who just forget I exist and in exchange I'll stop coming here and interacting with any of you. You already hate me so you won't have to deal with the misfortune of looking at me or at anyone saying my name so I'd say it's a good deal.
>>553510169it’s supposed to only be used as a response to the off topic clique edrama/stream shit but it’s being spammed too much now
>>553499518Why is Senny doing the JJK thing?
>>553509129I love you
>>553511659blame yotsuba they're even claiming they invented it now, yikes
>>553511547
Back in CBT everyone thought Ritoko would end up as a top tier ebin, but he ended up falling off because he wasn't as mentally ill as the rest of you. It really puts some things into perspective and I'm glad he's not sticking with this shitty place
>>553511927who?
>>553511927Who's the most normal ebin of /bpsrg/?
>>553512012>normal>ebinThese are mutually exclusive
>>553512012that depends on your definition of an ebin
>>553511759senny’s domain expansion: astroturfing ai babies, when he revs up his 20 devices to start spamming baby gifs in the thread
>>553511927do you think i'm mentally ill?...
>>553512012probably me
I am being 100% genuine in asking this but why would anyone care about being an "ebin" here?If you play with other people enough in-game you will become well-known through the community naturally anyways. The ones who do most of the "ebin" shitposting seem to be schizos who do not even play the game so you will become popular in-game while not being namedropped constantly here.
>>553512330Eris and Faith and Ame and Sani and Rob are the official big 5 btw
>>553512330you underestimate what the need for (and lack of) attention has done to these people
If someone is spamming for attention in a 4chan general, they are probably not even close to normal.
>>553512451What I don't understand is that you'll naturally get attention just for being very active in game. Helping your guild or other players run content, starting conversations in 4444 or Current line 88, etc. Is the attention from the other players in game not enough?
you can make a little attention post every once in awhile for fun
>>553492747my favorite yotsuban is not on this list
>>553512663they need to be better than you somehow and since they're shit at games this is how they try
>>553512663That requires time and effort, anon. Also have to actually be good at the game.
qrd on you?
>>553512663>>553512912do we even have an ebin like that?
>>553512383Keep me out of your lists, thanks.
>>553512980i'm fine, thanks for asking
>>553512980chopped balding GAM unc pushing 30 who has been on this website for too long
>>553513037you made your bednow lay in it
>>553512980the throne of zaibatsu
>>553513097They asked about you not about me
>>553513097I don't remember making this post
>>553512980quiet and boring but still likes talking with people
>>553512980I'm 32.....
>>553512980Hate myself with the force of a thousand suns
>>553512980alcoholism and charisma of a wet piece of wavy cardboard
>>553512980zaibatsu's toilet
>>553512980Serial ghoster.
>>553513097wtf me
>>553512980I'm up to no good.
>>5535129806 of my friends really really like me and I wish I could sleep with all of them
>>553512980me vampire cat. cutest creature to ever exist. disgusting and foul and should not exist.
>>553513097Same
>>553513717you rang?
>>553513013sani
>>553513013ken helps everyone with runs and organizes a bunch of shitthe others popularity is manufactured and no one actually likes them
>>553514082ken post LMAO
>>553514050so that's what the bucket is for...
>>553513097kyoppi...
>>553514190uhmmm aphi actuallyyyy ~
>all ebins are from yotsubayou just fucking know who made the list
>>553502467Because you're a third wheeling schizou
>>553502467sometimes people need their spaceand sometimes people tend to achieve that in a more drastic fashion
Kenzou is Forced Popularity
>>553492747>never on the listsdid i win?
i exist btw ahh nigga
nljsalincamintklukainiyosofiakumoszangulalasblenderkitacappuconnieadriosamahiroavrorachartreuseporkisoguminetonoirkaritunalynetteerubabysneedaphistarburstrakiyaselviepolkachivesnoctysweatyfeetrhyspaishasanitowayuunaconstanceysaameand the two fags with chinese symbols
>>553514954he's the only one that plays and everyone hates him
>>553515136why am I on this list
>>553515136im so glad no one here can namedrop me except my stalker who can see IPs
>>553515136are we inventing names now?
My friend says the serious parts of Gintama suck and it makes me upset
https://youtu.be/cb9kSA7G22M?si=EXZGBcI_H4s5WGax>class change eventFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>553515263i was just completing >>553492747list
any officers online in zaibatasu?
>>553515713Node.
>>553515849cant find em
>>553516348>>553501748Here's her UID kek.
>>553516348>>553501748
>>553515406can we unlock that dance?
>>553515713creep is online
>>553516398>>553516414what the fuck lmao
>>553516398>>553516414oh I'll just wait for the leader i guess. i dont wanna message them and cause a misunderstanding.
>>553515406still can't believe cedric did that shit to us man
>>553515581kinda useless if it won't let you replace imagines
>>553516629remember to tell node that you love her
>>553516629Bro I don't think she would confuse an actual anon for some schizo
>>553516629You'll be fine, normal people talk to them all the time and get normal responses back
Ame confessing he loves Ascy and he makes him try his hardest in Eris (pinpintail)’s chatAmescalon bros were eating good as fuck today…
>>553517073Faith>we fucking need ame’s gorgeous femra Ame>im washed but id try hard as fuck for ascy to impress himEris (homewrecking bitch)>but what about a little wench whore bitch attention whore like me? would you try hard for me?Ame>no fuck off tramp, ascalon motivates me because he’s my crush and future boyfriendkino…
>>553517329bro what are you talking about
>>553517329i was there and ame said these exact things and then took his skirt off and kneeled down for faith kun
You'll never believe what glipglorp just told me
alright im closing this general
SCRUBP JEALOUS MELTY LOOOOOL CLOSE THE GENERAL THEN YOU TEKKEN FAG ASCY WON AMELIAS HEART
aaand im adding scrubp to the filter. anyone else?
>>553501748
>>553518051bonar!!
>>553518051it was a node samefag, pretty obvious as it was posted from a phone with the iPhone img file name.
>>553518051KEK
>>553518051gem
yo we are dead today chat, we all watching eris do m11s?
>>553519107no i just got home how you guys doing today? remember to do your weeklies
>>553518051its peak, sir
Everyone in Zaibatsu is apparently a secret biofem, despite this being their third general and years of using /vg/ with zero leaks.
>>553519298i had good day u?
zaiba trannies still not playing the game but shitpost all day here since game released
>>553518051Welcome to the funfair! It's time for the bone dragon, also known as...?
>>553519594you now realize that most people don't leak their friends' personal shit to a bunch of thread dwelling schizos, that's just self-sabotageit takes someone especially unhinged like Laeun for that to happen
>>553513845i told you to draw her flourished and happy, did you do it yet? im not here until now
>>553518051this is so funny
>>553520092mhm mhm mhm!!!!!!!!! :D
>>553518051ICER TIMEBUT BEFORE THATIT ISQUIZ TIMEWHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF KAZAKSHTAN? FAST!!!!
>>553520030Less likely:They managed for years to avoid any schizophrenics or anger the wrong people to keep it secret.More likely:It is made up.
why is that post getting a bunch of random replies
>>553520302mommy
>>553520462unknower lol
>>553520512Excuse me?
>>553520591sorry
Kelerick doko?????????
>>553518051Goddamn I love raiding with her.
Aioli has nice cuties
who exists
>>553521726Is it meeeee
>>553521726me, at least for now
>node tries to impersonate leadership>zaibatsu was supposed to have zero schizo tolerancestarting to think creep was just astroturfing himself
>node making another ploy for zaibatsu leadershipthis guy couldn't lead his way out of a wet paper bag
>553521828>553522004just shut the fuck up and send her another love message from another alt already you unknowing retardnot even worth a (You)
>>553518145>>553518286>>553518386>>553519337>>553519960>>553520210>>553521185holy samefagging
>>553521828>>553522004tell us how much you love her anon
>surely he's samefagging and astroturfing himselfyou just know the concept of having others in your corner is so foreign to these mfs
>want to join zaibatsu>worry my biofem status will gets used for shitposting and threadcred
>>553522161I'll be on anyone's side just to be contrarian
>>553520302okay now youre not ALLOWED to draw her sad everrrrrrr
creep kick node and prove you're more than empty words
>>553522161they are yotsuba gamers, you just know they all hate each other
>>553522232I am on everyone's side, because I want everyone to be on my side.
>>553522097WAAAHH WAAHHH PEOPLE LIKE NODE WAAAAH WAAHHH I'M A MOLDY RAG BETWIXT THE FOLDS OF ANOTHER MAN'S MAN
>>553522027>>553522104i don't like an ugly pariah lige node
>>553522313that's really sad, please don't reply to my posts ever again
>>553522376congrats on installing 4chanx
>>553522376you can stop sucking his dick awoofy
>>553522438one of these days you will have a friend, let me know when I will throw you a party
how can one anon's mere existence cause this much mindbreak in one schizo's head
>>553522624but enough about node
>>553522403While you're busy concocting thread enemies out of smoke and mirrorsI am busy looking at posters and unilaterally deciding that I am friends with someone, including (you)
looks like the zaibacord is clapping back in a show of resistance to yotsuba tyranny
>>553522539qrd on awoofy?
>>553522624what about an anons non-existence...
>>553522602if you had friends node you wouldn't need to sit here and samefag yourself
>Yotsuba astroturf their friends>Zaibatsu astroturf their friendsClover stay winning.
>>553523015>clover doesn't have friends
>>553523115if chilly was here I'd astroturf the fuck outta clover
imagine sitting there samefagging yourself to appear popular in a dead general giving yourself more responses than there are even people herethey're not even trying to disguise it the absolute narcissists
>>553523115We have friends, so no need to beg for attention from a dead thread.
>>553523005I've been sentenced to three years astroturfing Node for my crimes of petty theft
>>553523246Ame?
>>553523115>clover exists btw
wan wan?
Guys you wont believe this but glorp is making a come back..
does anyone have the new world boss drops on hand, is there any i should be holding my keys for
reply to this post with your character but ONLY if you exist btw
>>553524489We exist btw
>>553524682>not a single good looking f2 thereimpressive
me f2 dont exist...
>>553524682I like the first one the most
>>553524489
>>553524828okay falsetto
>>553523015okay this is my astroturfi love everyone from yotsubai love everyone from zaibatsui love everyone from cloveri love everyone from loli i havent had any bad experience from playing with y'all, i know some of you hate some others, but at least you guys keep it here lmao
>>553524828it's the second one for me, such pretty eyes
DAY 3 OF ASKING BAP TO PLEASE RETURN FOR THE SAKE OF MY ENTERTAINMENT
>>553524682whys pyon so excited to be there
>>553525556COCK spec about to see some action again
>>553525240All of the f2's are so very pretty. You can't go wrong with any of them really.
>>553524937i dont talk about myself like that, that is extremly cringe what the hell..
>>553525663remember to shave your teeth before bed goodnight
>>553524682i like the horned girl*ceases existing*
My F2 has a big fat COCK because she's a COCK SPEC Heavy guardian!
>>553524682i miss cat's glowing eyeballs, those ones are too normal colored
me f2 has big meat...
>>553524682This is what peak performance looks like btw
>>553526158we know pyon
>>553524682boring side characterawful colors"le red and black #1837823892 xdxdxdd", also an annoying avatarfagattentionwhoreeven bigger attentionwhoregeneric bitchannoying gooner"i am soo le cool to join any of your guilds" faggot, also generic black and red #1837823893ugly and generic fuckwho?who?
>>553526873post made by someone who doesn't exist btw
>>553526873"im gay" -u
>>553526873why are f1s so hateful?
>>553527047They are shorter thus they are closer to hell and more in danger of being influenced by s*tan
>>553524682>no lientri not interesting
>>553527047jealousy. he's mad that the f2s got together for a fun event
f1s should have a meetup too, under this precariously placed boulder
>>553527201Lientri didn't wanna come...
>>553527481I'd kill myself if I were forced to interact with any of the yotsuba f1
>>553525045My guild is on your list so I love you too
>>553527483you should have forced her to....
>>553527541even me? :(
>>553527703nta but especially you
>>553527782okay :(
>>553527886especially you x2
>>553525045>but at least you guys keep it here lmaoi'd tell node to his face that i absolutely hate him
>>553527541I am one of the good ones
>>553527961arent u blocked lmaoo
>>553527978No you are not
>>553528070Blow me
>>553527934i hope you have a good time regardless :(
>>553528110The only good yotsuban f1 is
>Multiple Zaibatsu members confirmed GAM from other MMOs (Not damning in and of itself, but paired with everything else paints a vivid picture)>Zaibatsu members literally astroturf themselves as female with no proof>Many members over 3k fashion score>Very selective and private, protective of the unironic transexual circlejerk in charge of the guild>Node is a grown ass man with cock and balls, misrepresented as biofem by gay ass Zaibatsu members. Promoted to admin over people who have been part of the guild for years because he's perceived to be trans.>Zaibabed memes with GAM from mesugaki>Whole corner of gooners hanging around in the inn and stinking up the place, not playing the game despite claiming to be a gameplay guild>Vox sexpesting f1's(GAM) nonstop, Lacie being a free use footslut (GAM)>Kitzu was kicked for openly calling out the transexual satanic pedophile leadership>Higanbana leaked his own f-list to the thread in a pitiful attempt at seeking clout and ERP only for it to blow up in his face>Mercilessly poaching people from the other guilds without ceaseZaibatsu is for fags. If you're gay, Zaibatsu is your dream guild.
Let's hear some Clover facts. Give me some good gossip on Clover.
>>553526873based and yotsubapilled post
can yotsuba exist too
>>553526873glipglorp would never...
>>553528501FACT: All Clovers deserve headpats
>>553528501They have an elderly man in their troops, he's constantly bullied.
>>553524682who’s the cute redhead with brown skin near the back?
>>553528501going by the steam leaks, the average age of Clover members is 43
>>553528501Let's start some Clover drama.Breakfast cereals are sugary nonsense and bad for you. They taste awful. Also the way (you) like to prepare your eggs in the morning is wrong. My taste > your taste
>>553527481i wish all groups did a meetup, this is how i imagine an m2 meetup btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE
>>553524682sex>>553524798>>553526873cope and gayt. f1
>>553529091Steam leaks?
>>553529278eat oats!>>553529307make it happen
>>553529307there's 5 m2s in the entire game
my f1 really wants cava for lunch tomorrow
>>553528501I screencapped why Chilly left Clover. Leaking it would be extremely low.
>>553529307LOL you wish
>>553529278muesli is good and i like my eggs sunny side fried crispy and yolk runny perfect with a warm crisp baguette
>>553528435Do you love her anon?
>can't join zaibatsu because I'm a thread goblin >can't join clover because I like my eggs sunny side upThis is so fucked
>>553530102Seems like you're stuck with Yotsuba
>>553530102>I like my eggs sunny side uphonestly deserved, you sick freak
>>553530102Yotsuba
>>553530243whats wrong with sunny side up eggs
>>553529278there's nothing wrong with that statement. cereal is pretty good even if i rarely eat it but i only really like things like honey bunches of oats or cornflakes. the perfect breakfast is a nice, juicy apple.
>>553530102have you tried applying to either anyways or are you giving up before trying
>>553530356everyone's a contrarian here.for me? hardboiled and over medium or over hard both suck
>>553530356I just don't like my yolks runny
sunny side up isn't that different from over easy so I dont see what the big deal is
>>553530447i don't like the whites touching the yellow parts
>>553529278I mostly agree with you about cereal but I'll never betray my beloved frosted mini wheats. I'm also in the sunny side up camp. Runny yolk goes well with just about any hot foods that are breakfast-adjacent.
>>553529554Delete that shit, there's no reason for you to keep it.
i like my eggs over easy or medium, depends if im having them on a sandwich or notblue protocol star resonance
>>553529278I eat my boiled eggs with onions sauce. Both hard and soft boiled are 20x better with some onions sauce.
what the fuck is onion sauce?are you french?
>>553530910He means like A1 steak sauce right?
>>553530598I really should... but I consider it a part of Clover history. No matter what happens to us I will remember it.
i prefer garlic sauce howeverbeit
Is this what Clovers like? Can I join when my retarded boyfriend lets me leave Yotsuba?
>>553530396>only an apple for breakfastNot everyone is an anorexic like you.
>>553530954f1 jiggu sauce
>>553530838Filtered... for me? It's a jammy boiled eggy
>>553530910>>553530954Soi sauce, I forgot about the filter.
>>553528963a clovercute
>>553531167nta but i don't even eat breakfast... used to follow an intermittent fast eating schedule since college and that's just my daily eating schedule now
German maggi >>>>> onions sauce for eggs
>>553531167I think a light breakfast is fine, a lot of people just aren't hungry in the mornings, I will have the big lunch/dinner because I'm bulking 24/7 365
I keep forgetting to do weeklies
>>553531167What if it was like, a really big apple?
>>553531167erm, now hey, i may yes restrict my intake by a lot to a troublesome degree but is an apple really that strange for breakfast... i thought that was normal... an apple a day keeps the doctor away plus you can get pretty large apples and the natural sugars and carbs in them are great for starting your day...>>553531286you should...!!!!!! well okay it is difficult for a lot of people especially like that to actually feel hunger in the morning but idk i think of it as the most important meal if you are to eat anything because it's what gets you going.
>>553531429You should let me do you instead
>>553531449i just have a red bull for breakfast
>>553531429my forgetful wife...
>>553530838>>553531270as someone who just learned of this filter this is fucking hilarious
>>553531449intermittent fasting is far healthier than sticking to brainwashing about how you need breakfast. You're not a peasant in the medieval ages so you don't need more energy before you go out and work the fields like a peasant would need
>>553531742welcome to the internet love machine newfriend :)!
i have caffeine and nicotine for breakfast
>>553531781i need breakfast in the morning or my antipsychotics make me sick
>>553531742desu you should have known senpai
i prefer e-dating drama over whatever food you're talking about
>>553531620if i do that i feel nauseous...>>553531781i guess. i mean i do intermittent fasting too, but i still eat breakfast, as >>553531908 just said i personally however need to be able to eat breakfast or else i can't take my meds. also, i mean, like, usually shortly after i have breakfast, i go work out, so i do sort of need that energy? i am fattonga chubbonga though so of course do not take me to be some nutritionist master.
>>553532004that's extremely gay of you
>>553531742newfag. It's been around for years on various boards.
>>553532004We can talk about both, how do you think Ken likes his eggs? And who will he wake up to cooking him breakfast in the mornings?
>>553532004i don't know any of the people involved this thread keeps talking about
>>553531801>>553531942>>553532213nta but i've been browsing for over 15 years and only found out about that like a year ago. i never had a reason to say the word before
>>553532396you must have been browsing some very dead boards when the filters were first added in because people were memeing with them literally everywhere on boards like /a/ and /v/
Bacon and eggs is the ultimate breakfastThickly sliced bacon, cooked slowly over low heat until crispy and and most of the fat rendered outThen scramble eggs with that puddle of lard in your pan, and let the scrambled eggs absorb all that lard.
>>553532473i think deep frying is the best way to cook scrambled eggs
>>553532454> on boards like /a/ and /v/yeah that explains it. i stopped posting on /a/ in like 2017 and even then i only stayed to a couple generals, then /vg/ and i don't remember anything like that but also my memory is shit. i'm sure i saw it i just didn't care enough to know the context
the best apple is a tart one like granny smith
>>553532473sausage and eggs > bacon and eggs
>>553532562shut your bitch ass mouth honeycrisp gang kill this guy
>>553532473>crispy baconcrispy bacon is a topping, not a meat. the best bacon as a main is chewy and tender. crispy bacon is for sandwiches
Well done > Rare for steaks
>>553532562you right im with you #TeamGrannySmith
>>553532004Alright them anon. Tell me what your e-girlfriend likes to cook and eat. How does she like her eggs?
>>553532760absolutely fucking disgusting
>>553532562only if it's salted
>>553532596you have abhorrent taste. at least eat a kanzi apple.>>553532578rare good opinion
>>553532760we can never be friends>>553532562>>553532795we can be friends
I don't even like eggs, pancakes or milk
>>553532943Do you like canned sardines
>>553532980on toast yeah, why?
>>553533076I can smell it from your breath
>>553533117I'm starting to think you guys aren't very nice....
>>553533210Come to the inn and I'll show you how nice I can be
thinly sliced bacon so you get that delicious crunch, maybe even a little burntfried egg over easy, grab two if you're a big boypiece of lighted toasted toast, buttered ofc, sliced DIAGONALLY, your choice of jelly, jam, or otherwisecozy pile of hash brownsbiscuits and gravy with some extra pepper for that kickwaffles are superior, but your choice between those and pancakes, go light on the syrup unless you're a barn animal that likes eating mushsosigsglass of freshly squeezed juice, orange is preferred nice hot cup of coffee, add a splash of milk if you like, sugar is for weenie hut jr.'s (go to starbucks, you diva)
>>553527623i have fun playing/raids with my guildmaku was the first 4444 bros helping me in my pug ice raid when bone came outhave fun playing with nana on the loom, kiramekitaiyou tooi played a lot with loli, yoshipyon magesh darab etc wwww
>My guild went from “do not talk about us” to “let us talk about ourselves every thread”Zaibabros.. Where did we go wrong?
>>553532250nigga ken's a cook, he's the one making the breakfast i want him to eat my quesadilla
>>553533898fatty fatty
>>553533898getting all 3 meals done right away i see
>>553534337When it comes to themselves, all the cook and chef types I know barely cook or eat like shit if it's for themselves but they'll cook up an extravagant feast for their neighbor's friend's dog. We're talking 2 day old, cold sausage mcmuffin not even reheated.
Me every time I idle in the inn
>>553534535nta but having someone(s) to cook for is the motivator
how many calories do yall eat daily?
>>553534605can i get your ass too?
>>553534765Around 1500-1800s
>>553534765too many
>>553534805Not allowed!
>>553534765anything below 3000 I'll be sad
Eggs are awesome, sunny side up is probably my favorite but it all depends on my moodIf I want something cheesy its omelet time, maybe some hamIf sunny side up I'm probably mixing the runny yolk with sauce and dipping something in it, like sausageI always have marinated hard boiled ones for quick homemade ramen and there's also the usual katsudon egg top which is delicious as well>>553534535I do both, ton of meal prep for good nutritional stuff I'll be saving frozen and eating over the week, as well as some stuff I have ready for stuff I mentioned already, like dashi and whatnotI definitely enjoy cooking for others more than cooking for myself but if I'm feeling down or wanna motivate myself I'll just make a shit ton of wings and go at it, having someone else cook for me is always nice tho especially when if its something I don't usually like cooking or its one of my favorite dishes>>553534765Varies between workout days but I can eat up to 2000-3000 on a busy dayThanks for coming to my ted talk
>>553534982it's not gonna work between us i'm afriad
>>553533898>Jelly jam>Orange juice>Syrup>But if you have sugar in your coffee you are le baby!!!Anon your meal is like 50% sugar
>>553534337then what shawty ken cooking breakfast for nigga damn over here squeaking like I should know his profession
>>553535091That's okay, I'm sure there are others for you and I
>>553534605MY F1 NEEDS THIS
>>553533898>jam on toastout here tryna shame coffee babies when you're a fucking toast baby lmaooo
Is anyone seeing this double date ahh action on Eris’s stream right now?Eris is sitting on Ascy’s lap and Louky is sitting on Sani’sIt’s kinda cute
>>553535206What are you in the mood for anon? Light, heavy, big day ahead or we just chillin
>>553534028me f1 is on this list!
>>553527961I love you
>>553535551¿Quieres una salchicha con huevos?
>>553535551
>>553535153>>553535489drink your trenti 12 pump vanilla caramel chai macachatto fruchini in silence
>>553535726
that is not rob we do not care you are nothing without your golden goose
>>553535648darab...
>>553535787I don't drink caffeine at all sis, I don't need it :) you should work out more and get some good quality sleep.
>>553535551>>553535726giwtwm
>>553535787I don't drink coffee because I'm not a little bitch dependant on caffeine, nice try sweet tooth lmao
BAU BAU
>>553535964nta caffeine hasnt had an effect on me in years, i drink coffee because i like how its taste
>>553534765i almost never go over like 700-800, usually more in the 600 range, but that changes when it's a drinking night....
>>553535842No one gives a fuck about rob lol
>>553535441Who?
Evens - make food and watch huluOdds - join my S.O in bed and actually sleep
>>553536171Our Lord and Savior senny does+1 prayer
>>553536082fuck is wrong with you
>>553536315senny’s mom has got it going on
>>553535726is bap still watching?
>>553536325A Lot Obviously.
>>553535551>>553535726>>553535842>>553536315did the yotsuba shitposter wake up late or what?dont tell me this is unironically zelarius
>it's not a nickname, the evil scheming traitor politician's name is literally Swindlerl m a o
>>553536082lauren...
>>553536431she's all I want and I've waited for so long
>>553501748serious question, why is node attracting such schizos?
>>553536462he was typing in chat while this was going on yeah