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Alex???

Remember when jivabbas doomposted for months about how Alex was going to look bad? Why can’t they they stop projecting?

.....................................................................................Alex

Luke has relationships with women and sex with men

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>>553500485

>>553500571
3S Alex >>>>>>>> MK character / SF6 Alex >> Jive Alex

>>553500336
Kek, great OP

>>553500729
Ok spriteunc let’s get you to bed now.

>>553500729
Alex was broken in 3S as in he didn't fucking work correctly

Is it socially acceptable to go 24hours without a bath? I main JP idk if that matters

whats with white people skipping showers

>>553500848
yeah but at least he looked and animated nicely

Remember when a modder fixed SFV's netcode but capcom killed it because it didn't work on consoles because it was too laggy? Remember when SFV added cel shading mode that looked 100x better than vanilla but you couldn't use it online because on consoles it was too laggy? I'm sure nothing bad will happen because capcom chose to put Dix on PS4.

>THEY MADE THE MUSIC BAD ON PURPOSE
lol, you retarded capcucks

this game is infested with Fr*nchoids

who is this rog speaking to?

>>553500993
If Capcom decided not to put it on PS4 the japs would probably have not cared about the game.

>>553501058
Brought to you by the people that made every single character in the game have a new outfit just to make sure you had to either play World Tour or buy the ones people actually recognize

what the fuck is an ingrid

>>553501489
Sexy latina

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>>553501320

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>>553501569
An upcoming ayyy lmao with Lily syndrome

I like the lore and am willing to push through another couple hours of World Tour ft. Ninja Sentai Kakuranger for a droplet of fun facts and silly interactions.
I'm afraid it's terminal.

>>553501489
milk

>>553501738
whats the real quote here? I know first one is chess, whats the second one

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I call this piece "Cosmic Coitus"

>>553501918
Based capsoldier. Keep fighting the good fight. Don't forget to buy the nee UI.

>>553501242
This is honestly the biggest argument against Dix, the french only play shitty games like Tekken and dooberz

>>553501991
playing and mastering chess

>>553501991
It's also chess
>The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life.'

>>553502001
I'm not that far gone.

>>553502063
>>553502152
damn, murphy was a doomer

>>553502152
crabba line of thinking cus he couldn't adapt

i just want to play a fighting game where you whiff punish stuff again

>>553502501
city of the wolves

>>553502567
but the playerbase...

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>>553502501
cr.mk into drive rush is whiff punishing

>>553502626
you can get games

>>553502501
Diamond ass take.
This game made whiff punishing pretty easy, and it's one of the least impressive and easiest part of neutral.

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>beat modern player
>linger on rematch button
>1 second remaining
>activate up down up down spam
>leave
suck it pussy. learn the game properly

>>553503175
thats rude. how do you feel when it happens to you?

>>553503175
Imagine still seething about Modern controld after 3 years when it has already been solved and they are free points. Sad.

>>553503283
doesnt happen because I don't use M

>>553503283
Lose complete control over my emotions, slam my table, yell slurs and regret it shortly after because my table is damaged and now my neighbors know I’m a deranged racist

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>>553500336
lmaooooo
METSU

>>553503458
that's cool and all but they're still getting one and done and teabagged

>>553503627
mickeykuma

>>553503624
u just like me fr fr

>>553503458
>10 seconds of trolling
>Seethe
Projecting anon?

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https://youtu.be/LkB6KdDfF5A?si=bnPsJQinNG9jD055

>>553503835
the webm that destroyed dixxie bussy

I legit forgot that they made us pay for every single new HUD

King of Dinosaurs
Blanka
Sakura

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Pay to watch the tournaments
Pay to customize the HUD
Pay to change your outfit
Pay to play a new character every 6 months
Pay so that Battle Hub troons can play dress up
Pay to get 3 old music tracks every 1.5 months
Pay for color palette swaps
Pay for stages
Pay so that we can give the money to Monster Hunter
Pay so that we can give the money to Resident Evil
Pay so that we can give the money to Pragmata

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at least the online is good

>>553501489
I miss her

steam charts RIGHT NOW:
dix 8k
tekken 5k
remember to not fall for the crapanese psyop, this game is not much popular in the west

>>553505254
holy shit that's low

>>553505268
we're getting cooked by garbage like fallout 76 & racing games, fighting games are a joke

>>553505254
70% of those are still jappa neets

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>>553505398
for the record

>>553505254
how many of those do you think are Japanese

what i dont understand is how NIGGIEF is allow to have a SA3 that is literally completely fucking unbeatable
cant block
cant punch
cant jump
cant tech grab
cant dash
it just beats everything in the game???????????
why does he get a free SA3 every game and its the highest damage SA in the game??? what kind of a retarded freak nigger "designed" this (((game)))?

when alex drops, we'll see 100k and steamchart posters will go into hiding as usual

>>553505530
I dont have the game installed but if you do you could check battlehub rooms occupancy

TEKKEN LOST
TEKKEN LOST
TEKKEN LOST
TEKKEN LOST
TEKKEN LOST
TEKKEN LOST

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>when viper's anti air comes out as an accidental super because you had just done down back the millisecond before they jumped
Man I miss having an actual legit dp anti air and not this fake shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JURytJrjWc
IT'S
FINALLY
HERE

>>553506013
not even 10 secs in and Max says he's not a fan of how he looks

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>>553506013
das OD

>>553506112
he changed his mind instantly after looking at how hideous j*ve is

>>553506112
that just means max cant self insert as him

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>Andre lookin rough, like he's a background character
that's because he is, Max

>>553505594
They want to please Redditgiefs, and all they care about is robbing you, so yeah, ultimate robbery tool.

>>553506112
i liked his design in the 2d art but don't like the way it looks in the teaser, it's not the first time this happens either i felt this way with cammy's swimsuit too

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Chun Li is real, and she's a Chilean woman.

what a heartless anthropoid

im gooning to max

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it was a rough time for street fighter

Shut up, they already rang the bell.

>>553506635
Blaz has that all for himself, let that sink in.

btw since a thread full of "people" who ostensibly play this thread couldnt figure it out i guess i will bestow my wisdom upon you

it really is tiring to have 150+ iq, i forget normal "people" barely even function, cognitively speaking

if you press 2MK drive rush
there is literally NO CONCEIVABLE REASON for it not to work even if you are still holding 2

NONE whatsoever
you pressed the drive rush button you should get a drive rush

this should have been caught after 5 minutes of internal beta testing and never made it to live but nobody has fixed this retarded bug for 3 years and its just embarrassing at this point

of course a bunch retards with half my iq are going to completely miss the point and say just let go of the button lol, looking forward to it so i can laugh at you all

let go of the button

nothing but chumps aroung here

>>553506420
niggief players are the lowest of scum
and im in EU so every other match is against a retarded russian niggief modern player

im all warmed up

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https://youtu.be/BbaaI5xf4y8

YOU wa SHOCK

The DOOD forsake us

>>553506013
damn he really doesn't give a fuck about this game

all that effort for such low quality bait. is that how bored we are?

>8k players
>half are just jappas and furries idling in the battle hub anyway
grim

furries are based

>>553507257
And how many players does COTW have?

we gotta wait a month for his gameplay reveal...

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>>553506956
FUAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>553507404
bagillion on consoles chuddy

>>553506772
It’s so that charge characters are forced to lose their charge since it’d be totally unbalanced
And as to why they couldn’t hard code a charge loss instead…? Well maybe that’d seem unintuitive

>>553506772
btw the game is completely RIDDLED with issues like this but i guess they are imperceptible to normies so maybe it doesnt matter? fuck this gay earth

grok, do Kenshiro slapping Alex

>>553506772
The reason is so you can't keep a down charge retard.

>3 years
You couldn't even DRC without pressing 5656 until a little over 2 years ago, the entire reason 2DP, 3DP, and 4DP are not valid DRC inputs is for the shortcut to not add new post-DRC options

cotw

>>553508079
LOST

cock

>>553507706
That's not a reason. They could just reset it. The character stands up for a DR anyway.

>>553508161
That's for me!

>>553507571
>>553507706
i will keep that in mind for when they add charges to my character xdd
like i said, no reason

Why do you suppose discussion of street fighter on Reddit is so retarded?

>>553508884
no one plays the game, they just goon at cosplay whores

Having to do a dash input without accidentally going through down forward instead of neutral was actual fucking cancer by the way and I kind of wish they would make 6DP the raw drive rush input to simplify getting instant drive rushes and so you would risk getting hit trying to OS perfect parry crossups but I'm sure they'd say it would make parry into DP too hard.

>>553508270
The only games I know of to ever reset charge independent of joystick input is CvS and CvS2 and it's basically so you can't combo mash specials into charge specials. DRC actually already makes some charge things possible that otherwise wouldn't be because you can buffer a standing attack so early and giving you 100% perfect instant charging would add on to that.

>>553508884
Safe, "wholesome" communities where you can't bitch a character tend to be good player repellent.
If you care about SF6 to the point where you're ready to pour thousands of hour in and study the game, you're gonna naturally want to rant about Blanka, Mai or whatever dumb shit in the game, and you cant do that over there without having metal ranks downvoting you to oblivion.

As gay as it sounds i wish i had a good SF discord to find game in Dix.

>>553509349
>discord
I’m a geriatric anon. Will be 38 this year. If it isn’t this place or Shoryuken it makes no sense to me. Take me back to 2009.

When you do the DP OS, do you buffer as soon as you block a cr.MK or whatever normals or do you wait for the green to react?

>>553508776
Open up anon

>>553510590
Just call me Little Caesar because I'm hot and ready!

btw how come except for ryu and blank you have to pay to play all the best characters in the game?
curious isnt it?

https://youtube.com/shorts/TdRUmefJPKU?si=IT7UIjtMXALskDdw

>>553510692
>player 1
ONE JOB

>>553510771
Why do you have to pay for JP

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>>553510672
Thanks for playing along.

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>ed is dumb and broken and all his buttons are spammable and noncommital and can be confirmed into insane damage and corner carry while being very meter efficient
>but i don't think he needs nerfs i think hes in a good spot
>also i think japan just thinks hes busted because they won't just yeet random DIs at him
>presumably hes not getting these results in NA because NA players supposedly hate footsies and yeet random DI all the time not because there aren't enough pros in the west to represent all the characters
what a terrible video

Hi coming from GBVSR, which character is similar to 2B.

>>553511270
Go ask Reddit faggot.

>>553511219
>presumably hes not getting these results in NA because NA players supposedly hate footsies and yeet random DI all the time not because there aren't enough pros in the west to represent all the characters
Ed is broken, we agree on that but this is cope.
The reason there's no Ed in the west is because the west prefers robbery characters to top tier who shines mainly in neutral, like Shine who instantly went back to Kimberly after the nerfs.

>>553511617
shine is like three levels below punk and nuckledu. ed wouldn't help him. all the na tournaments would still just go to punk, nuckledu, and dual kevin

>>553511219
Yeah, somebody was gassing his videos up in here recently but literally any time he presents opinions instead of factual historical information, it's the most retarded take you've ever heard.

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ingrid knights assemble

Odds I fap to Ingrid
Evens I fap to.........................Ed

>>553509349
>you're gonna naturally want to rant about Blanka, Mai or whatever dumb shit in the game
Most peopel who do that on the internet do scrub rants. Either that or saying points people already have said countless times.

>>553512690
That's not the point, sometimes you gotta let it out.

getting quadruple teamed by manon, marisa, luke, and juri's cocks until i die of colon cancer

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>>553512659

>>553506772
Its always the niggas who talk like Syndrome that dont understand basic fighting game shit.

juri pulling down my pants after knocking me down then making fun of my tiny panties and even tinier bulge

>>553513004
Ugh, fine

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>>553514270

Would you rather have Abigail or Eternity in next season

>>553514270
>not having her stomp on your little cock while calling you a sissy faggot
get on my level

>>553512690
This is a slimer, you know how I know? They're using the appeal to skill argument. OBVIOUSLY someone complaining about something doesn't mean the thing is necessarily broken, they are just letting their emotions out. You don't want them to even express themselves because you think they should be ashamed of being bad and just get good.

Casuals used to be able to complain to each other about things, but SF5 and even jive has changed fgc culture so that everyone thinks the point of the game is to get to high level as fast as possible.

Every sf6 player thinks they're temporarily embarrassed grandmasters, so they hold thier tongue about the game and tell themselves all their complains will be solved at the top. They don't want to be bad at fighting games anymore, so they see someone complaining and tell them to stop being bad. "If you complain you're bad. Why would you want to be bad? You should want to be good, then you'll see that there's nothing to complain about. "

The result is we have a DOGSHIT game at ALL LEVEL that NOBODY ENJOYS and everyone is just nodding their heads and pretending they're fine with the game.

timmy dropped 300MR today and now he's laying in bed watching bocchi amvs with freak on loop

if you actually play dix without making any money off of it I feel sorry for you

>>553515992
theres no other fighting game to play

>>553508884
I saw a clip someone posted and looked up their CFN. They were 1350 MR
Every single fucking clip that gets posted there is a sub 1500 MR shitter

>>553516052
that's what you tell yourself, there are at least 5 good fighting games out there that you can boot and find matches in less than 20 seconds

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There's one hero who can save us as long as Anycolor lets her loose

>>553516192
name them

Almost spent money on Fighter Coins but I played one match and alt f4'd instead
Nigger game, fuck your skins

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it's cool to see that every community is going through the same suffering

>>553516192
This is wrong lmao. You're gonna be in queue for 5+ mins.
This genre is dead. They casualized it for monkeys who won't play it anyway.

Gaming fucking blows.

https://fxtwitter.com/Drdannypham/status/2010511782306349143
rankboars...

>>553514084
it has nothing to do with fighting games it has to do with basic logic

ill spoon feed you another basic issue
if you drive rush and hold the DR button then press MK or MP it wont come out

literally no fucking reason for that what so ever
the player has state his intentions clearly but the game refuses to respond
hundreds of millions of dollars in wages and not one keyboard drooling retard has pointed out this issue and fixed it

>queue into ken
>he has a 10 win streak
>he sucks complete ass
>1-0, he is on low HP, im full
>he starts backing up into the opposite corner
>cautiously walk him down, making sure not to do anything retarded
>he hits the corner, this is my chance
>drive rush in, overhead
>"problem has occured during the match"
>he pulled the plug to protect his winrate
what a fucking loser holy shit

>>553516980
The loss counts anyway. Plugging counts as a loss.

>>553515607
Ease up on the Ritalin™. Just because it gives you the superpower of being able to concentrate long enough to write three short paragraphs (WOW!!), doesn't mean it will come out remotely good.

i can't fucking handle playing marisa bro everyone just walks back all fucking day
i thought it would just be a 1600 mr thing but people upwards of 1850 mr are doing the same fucking shit

>>553517038
but do you earn points?

>>553506772
>>553516775
what are you yapping about? are you too dumbto drive rush off cMK? you don't have the execution for it?

>>553517038
im not sure how it works but plugging definitely does not always count as a loss. it will never show up in your match history. sometimes you end up losing the same amount of mr as if you had lost but not always and im not sure how the game figures this out because i always rq the same way with alt f4. not sure if it affects win streaks.

>>553517236
No, but they lose 4x the amount they would've lost on a normal loss.
I am fine paying my plug tax to not lose to some dumb ape ngl
>>553517365
It doesn't show up in the match history but it's a loss.

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>>553516527
I think the average Tekken player feels much worse about their game because they have a stricter idea of what Tekken is supposed to be.

worst part of ranked is every day i log in theres this ryu ape i remember from the jive days who was hardstuck low diamond and only ever did dash and mash and now he just does backwalk into sthp drc, overhead, and throw loop. jumped at him like five times and he didn't do a single anti air either. 1800 fucking mr.

>>553517580
The average Tekken player stopped playing during T7.
What's left are newfags mashing on eachother and has-been pros streaming for scraps.

>>553517656
SF6 literally rewards you for playing like a retard

the game shouldn't let you play ranked more than one day in a row on the same character (shotos all count as the same character) so i don't have to fight these same perma 1800 mr ranked boars every day

>playing ranked
i got every character to master and now I barely play
this is the way

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>>553516980

>he hits the corner, this is my chance
>drive rush in, overhead
Das it mane

>>553517925
master is such a low bar. theres no fun in that.

>>553518028
are you implying there's fun in playing against ryu, akuma, and ed for 50 games after unlocking mr?
use your time responsibly

>>553516240
+r
cotw
2002
98
3rd strike

tired of dix im gonna boot up men

>>553517038
are you sure it counts below master?
because the only way this guy could have gotten a streak of 10 at my rank is by plugging every loss

>>553518281
You lose a streak by plugging, yes
I plug all the time lol I literally have a yellow card right now

>>553517290
so funny seeing 100 iq people try to understand basic logic and failing completely lol gl tho

>>553518413
you're the sub 100 iq retard trying to do input buffering / easy inputs when its not in the game

>>553518514
theres a fuckton of buffering and easy inputs in the game lol
you couldnt even comprehend my post so why reply

>>553518713
to get more replies from the sperg upset about 3 year old mechanics

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ssf6 and wt2 brought by our FUARKING GAWDDESS

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>>553516758
dey can't be bullying our guy like that. i thought danny was chill

>>553519523
imagine if the ingrid poster was right all along and actually saves sf6

>>553519523
lmao

She will hint at something about Bison's revival in her WT cutscenes and then it will never be addressed in any future game, as is tradition.

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I've had this faggot blacklisted for months. Shame he hasn't killed himself yet.

i wish you could os single hit confirms somehow
life was easier before i picked up cammy

if you have over 1k match hours in dix, you are a mix of the following
>you play for money(content creation falls here too)
>you're mentally ill
>you do not play other video games, and if you do, you probably don't care for them

for the people that don't fall under any of these, how are you holding up

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>>553511219
>CoastGuard
The May avatar guy?

Aki can do that

>>553520196
>blocking a fellow /sfg/ user
for shame

>>553518235
Not in the eu, so are you a mutt or a spic?

>>553521204
the mai posters aren't in master though

>>553520196
there are so many "ironic" mai players like that. totally dogshit character that attracts so many dogshit people that ruin the game for everyone else

>>553521048
im depressed and autistic and wont just get a new job or move or start dating

>THROW
>THROW
>THROW
>ISSA TICK THROW
>ISSA MIXUP
>ISSA U TECH???
>THROW
>THROW
>THROW
>U GUESS WAKEUP NOW LMAO
>THROW
im going to end myself

>>553519542
bushinstyle is a losequitter whos been losequitting every day on this game for all 2300 of those ranked hours hes spent hardstuck at the same rank playing like a faggot ruining the game for everyone else. he deserves to be bullied, especially if hes gonna be sitting at home on twitter unironically making posts about how hes better than these guys having fun travelling and actually going to tournaments.

>>553511219
this video was actually terrible. he actually believes ed is good in jap land JUST because players dont play aggressive. idk what fucking drugs they took before making this video, but this entire game is lmao aggression.

>>553521958
that same guy also thought jp was top 1 in season 1(moreso top 2 with luke existing) and guile was top 1 in season 2 KEK

>>553522290
jp was very high in season 1 though. top 3 were luke ken jp and it wasn't debatable. it was only a matter of ordering them.

>>553522449
i forgot to mention he downplayed the fuck out of ken and the comments mentioned it

oops

>>553521646
IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT. THROWS ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT IN THIS GREEN MICKEY MOUSE ASS FUCK DISNEY RIDE GAME.

yeah im uninstalling this fucking garbage pile

>>553522449
no one considered him top 3 in season 1 though. good but not top. if you look backwards from now, yeah he probably was because people didnt realize his full strength. but most people were putting luke ken as solid tops and then a mix of chun guile or deejay as the third. especially then when people couldnt check DR.

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I did the same thing today and had comfy fun again.

>>552574029

Which SF girl would film scat videos?

>people couldnt check DR
THEY DON'T FUCKING PLAY

>>553523469
it was season 1. people thought deejay was top solely because he has a wicked fast dr.

>>553523296
battle hub is full of diddy ahh unc freaks who are way more toxic than your run of the mill one and done modern warriors

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>no streamboaring until march

I'm playing SFV (Arcade mode.)

i'd rather donate a few points to a shitter in ranked that they'll lose in ten minutes than lose to some egomaniac in the battlehub playing like a retard with nothing to lose and inflate his ego even further

another day, another 9 hour stream of nothing but literally nonstop street fighter 6 ranked by cachexia

the contrast between him and kakeru is crazy

>>553523216
JP is the kind of character that is obviously top tier but people do not have enough conviction in their opinions to say so and downplay because they think they will look smarter when they hypothetically get figured out.

It's that stupid bell curve meme with "this is bullshit - akshually you see the counter play means this is very fair and balanced - this is bullshit"

>you lose
i didn't lose

>>553524958
why do men do this to themselves

>>553525047
they see low IQ retarded ghetto trash rogs like punk excel at the very top, and feel that it's wrong that they, a smarter person, can't achieve that too. hence, people striving to be 'da best' because they 'deserve it' even though it doesn't make them any money and is just a headache

see: hamad

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>>553500336
>/sfg/ begging for content

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https://x.com/LowTiierGod/status/2010536292707365116?s=20
AYOO This nigga AINT serious man lol

>>553525475
that's /sfg/'s goat and we support him no matter what

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>>553525475
cowt mai is so ugly lol
SF6 WON
SF6 WON
SF6 WON

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cant play this shit anymore. feels like i wasted money on a new stick and parts to create a better feeling while playing hoping over time id get better. nothing makes it or me better. so tired of the casino slot machine shit. im done.

Ugh my wife Marisa is demanding sex again, I'm hiding in the broom closet and hoping she doesn't find me

>>553526030
once again sf6 proves to be tranny repellant

>>553525475
BLACK CLOAKS

>>553526030
LMAO

personally i'd take away marisa's boobs but let her keep her cock (with balls)

>>553526030
>95.93 GB
crazy, aren't other re engine games like 20gb at best?

>>553526819
Chipotle ads

>log on
>play a Zangief who starts chugging like he's running the game on the Nintendo Switch in handheld mode at 25% health and block him
>beat a Cammy that losequits and block them
Ah we're Streeting tonight

>>553516775
brother the "DR button" is just a macro of two buttons, its not a seperate input in the game.

>>553522837
And yet, sf6 won.

Isnt it crazy how people happily played SF2 and SF4 for years as a casual but they can't tolerate SF6 for 6 months without seeing some progress

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>>553506635
>>553506760
She gets Blaz and Craime to be at their best by offering to sleep with the one who gets further in a bracket at whatever event they go to.
Unfortunately for Craime, Blaz is going to be a very young father if he keeps winning as much as he does

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>>553527496
don't forget about lil cabro weno

>>553527484
There was a little over a year between the console release of SF4 and the release of SSF4 and that came with 10 new characters
I don't blame people for being a little content starved given the lack of adjustments and empty promises this game has received

everyone at my local just hides in battlehub and custom room all day

>>553527760
>black palette Chun costume
based

>>553527484
turns out people can only tolerate playing a bad game without change for so long

>>553527484
there's no reason to continue to play a bad game or a game you dont like when there's a billion options to occupy your time. you didnt have as many options or accessibility to options when those games came out.

>>553527760
>im stuck in 1400 hell with every character
>a child is in ultimate master
im a failure.

Pressing drive impact while getting combo'd should just 0 the drive bar instantly desu

stop dropping your shit like a bitch nano desu

no matter how much i practice it i cannot perfect parry lilys stupid crhp into wind charge

>>553529104
Look if you don't want me to gun down every Zangief player in Minecraft for mashing SPD give me this you fuckass shitter

Who are the fucking niggers that are actually accepting matches from wifi nogs that they keep playing, do they not find it odd that they get turned down for matches for 10 minutes straight

>>553519523
>World Tour 2
Wow something even worse than the no content we're already getting.

>>553528931
this lol

>>553528746
But you’ll be a success anon, like a Diamond you’ll shine under pressure..gotta learn to count all your blessings. You’re gonna be out there Hard working every day to be a better man.

How does someone fall from Diamond 2 to hardstuck Plat 5

how does someone still play this dogshit game

>>553531362
But enough about your uncslop

>>553531269
all the ranks sub master are nearly identical

drive rush overhead is like the one thing that is actually feasible to fix in this game without requiring redesigning the rest of the game. but woshige will never do it.

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My PLAP-PLAP-PLAP wife.

>>553531362
Indeed

>>553531517
Yeah that's why losing 2100LP seems ridiculous, that would take 53 straight losses, even at a 33% win rate it would take 210 matches and the guy has only played 412, I guess the answer is the placement system deciding to fuck him.

>>553531745
Drive rush overhead is pure SF. Go back to your airdasher anime kusoges.

how about you just play the game and stop stalking diamond players and doing math on their win rates to make yourself feel like you're better than them

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chun li if real

none of that fat whore from chile

>>553532249
I don't care about them, I just have an unhealthy obsession with fucktarded jappa ranked matchmaking systems which also keeps me from enjoying seeing the number still go up when I'm losing most of the time.

>>553531362
mods and lily with no shorts

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>>553532405
>Screenshot_

the casuals are turning on the game because master rank became too easy to hit so they don't have the dopamine of steadily grinding points to gold or plat anymore like in jive and posting it to reddit. everyone and their mother has five characters in master rank

FUCK
MY WIFE MARISA FOUND ME
SHE'S GONNA DRAG ME TO THE BEDROOM AND FUCK ME
HELP ME BROS

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>>553532730

Oh come on, you gotta admit that was cool! Just like Moment 37! The opponent will have me in the corner, spamming like a bot... and when all hope is lost, I'll perfect parry the jab and psychically throw them 5 times in a row! I'll be a bigger pro than you ever were!

Idom: You mean you throw looped real pros so that you could *pretend* to be one?

Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat YOU. And I did it without your precious execution, or oh-so-special neutral. I'll give them street fighter. I'll give them the most spectacular street fighter anyone's ever seen! And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll force Modern as the main control scheme so that everyone can be godlike. Everyone can be a master! And when everyone's a master.... hehe.....

nobody is.

>>553532989
have fun anon :3

go

back

>>553533047
hi r*ddit

sometimes i feel like im just barely off something working but then if i try to play faster it all falls apart because it's -too- fast for the game

all i gotta do is check a drive rush, whiff punish, and ideally bait a reversal too and i win with marisa. she almost feels strong sometimes. until i match an aki or some shitter that just skips neutral all day and i get fucked guessing all day.

>>553532730
They just need to add more shotos for them to grind to master then stop playing.

id be 2k mr if i had a drive rush overhead

>hit new ranked barrier
>modern marisa
>manon
>gief
yeah fuck this

I can't believe how excited I am for Alex

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CHESTO!

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>>553535252

What happened to the smash Bros general

Ayo it ain't no smash bros...