>>553502125
erg girls looking at erg boys

I would like to queue with erg but I don't want to wait an hour. I also joined the discord but I don't think I have joined the main channel since I don't have a screenshot since it's been months since I've played with erg. My name is Nihilist. Can anyone vouch that they have played with me in the past?

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>parry on reaction to raised arm for this move
>works every time with no lag
>have to play some sort of guessing game to account for lag in trios
>basically giving away free damage at D5 if I do this
>parry early and just threw it out like a parry king that didn't earn it
Why is regular parrying not client-side deflecting?

>>553502367
i vaguely remember that name (but im not in the cord)

I don't wanna join the discord chat

>>553502384
Okay but what do you do after crit when she gets up and starts sperging and there's a second one on you

>>553502384
The hitbox on the weapon starts earlier than it looks.

>>553502252
I don't think a girl has ever looked at me in a positive way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB2UdbLavt0

>>553503045
>reddit friends

>>553503207
what a sad fuck you are

>Ed balancers
>Ed balancers
>Ed balancers
>Ed libra
Yeah I really deserved thousands of points lost, 9999 is impossible in trios without dodging

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>>553503502
When I play with random's I'll go like 3 games of people dodging before getting an actual run, it's the meta

>>553503502
who the fuck is Ed

>>553503606
Ed Balancers, he's friends with GG Horse.

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>>553503606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0T98-w2NdY

>>553502936
That's cause you're a sad boy and sad boys are concerning. Sad boys turn into bitter boys and bitter boys turn into violent and unstable men who are unpredictable. Work on yourself, work on your self-esteem, start talking to women with the goal of just talking to them instead of fucking them and then take what you learn into talking to someone else that you like.

>>553502367
look in your results history

>>553503596
Same. I really can't wait for an update that punishes dodgers. Don't even automate it make it so we see their name on the character select screen and log it in the journal so people can go back and report them.

how fast do you have to leave to dodge and not lose points
so bored of bouncers and dreglord

brb killing myself, cursed game no loot
balancer frenzy swap

>>553504256
turn the game off at character select. the game can't advance without your consent in the 15 seconds or whatever so altf4.

>>553503992
>"just b urself :)" tier of vague unhelpful feelgood drivel
fuck off cunt

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>>553504398
I hate ED ice dragon.

>>553504538
you were d2 in a d4 game lmao, explains some things

>>553504528
I think you can probably find a racist femboy bf

>>553504628
i think you're a faggot who should jump off a bridge

>>553504538
save a wylder/undertaker/ironeye ult to stagger her after she shoots the big crystal, you won't get perma frost buildup

>>553503992
you are not a real woman so your advice is worth less than dirt

>>553504538
>ED ice dragon
Gets raped by charged attacks. I solo'd one in D2 trios as Wylder using mostly charged attacks from ~80% health with no mountaintops after both of my teammates 3 barred before the phase change. Every stance break removes its armor and thus deals a lot of damage so weapon damage matters little against her.

>>553504538
This is my first loss of today after some other d4 and d5 games. It was gonna happen eventually I guess.
>>553504756
Thanks for the tip anon.
>>553504929
Do you attack the head or just charge attack the legs?

>>553505116
Charge attack the legs. You need a good idea of her moveset which is easy to sidestep.

>>553504728
lmao nta but you sure got called out and promptly malded

>>553504595
My first reply in >>553505116 was meant for you, oops. Ill do better next time.
>>553505224
Everything it does feels like a cheesy frost proc instakill at the moment. Ill try that next time when it doesnt fly away to do whatever the fuck.

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Not a wylder player, good or cringe?

>>553505261
>i must defend my fellow troons!
stay in your discord

>>553503992
>>553504628
>>553505261
Just ease off this isn’t helping anyone let’s talk about the game

>>553505610
I don't even have a discord and every reply of yours further embarrasses you.

If I were forced to solo a D5 ED from full health my list from most to least prefered would be Adel>Fulghor>Caligo>Maris>Dogs>Balancers>Bugs>Libra

>>553505551
good if it was red or yellow so you could run it with double balancers. but it's good for successive builds.

>>553505658
I've already moved on.

>>553505758
how are the multiple bosses even doable for a solo D5? is the boss HP scaling actually merciful?

>>553505721
sorry i meant go back to your boyfriend's discord

should I look for 3+ on deep relics and just lock in ninvader + succ in regular relics

>>553505783
Okay, I never would have thought that the color would matter. But it makes sense that you'd want to run it with balancers

>>553505942
Sorry, I meant D5 ED trios. Nightlord health gets multiplied by the number of players so a Gladius in trios will have thrice th health of a Gladius in solo, unlike everything else which has a lower multiplier.

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>team has chuckle worthy names
>are irredeemably dogshit
Every time.

>>553502771
Doesn't matter lat fucks you over if you want to do the parry strat.

>>553506482
>dewey perkimerkin

gg Elden Goat
Finally got the timing down
except when I got double sniped by portals

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>>553506508
>lag fucks you over
>op complaining about parrying while playing online due to said lag
>parries while playing trio in webm
You don't know what true lagparry looks like.

gg goat ty for carrying

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>>553506774
YOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY FIREEEE FRFR

>>553506846
>>553506679
gg threadbunnies

>>553506982
what's a threadbunny

>>553503596
Last time I played with randos, we got our health stolen by Libra and then the two idiots decided it'd be a good idea to try and fight it, costing us multiple levels just to kill it

>>553506774
Cool, parrying should be client-side thoughbeit.

>>553507081
It's his mental illness, pay it no mind.

>>553507081
erg girls that play Elden Ring Nightreign

>>553507189
Maybe for Nightreign only.

I'm tired

>>553507776
take a break

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ggs ed libtard

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gg ed libra

>>553507081
Code word for men he wants to have sex with (they don’t feel the same)

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>>553503596
haven't really had anyone dodge runs before in d2/d3

>>553509303
Dodging is pretty common now but its an elevated prostrat. If you are in D2/3 for the first time you might not be playing with people that deranked much and don't see it.
>quit on character select - played for a while
>quit in the round out of anger - hasn't played much
Thats the vibe I get.

>>553509303
Do you look like this

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Ten years ago people used to make builds.
Now people don't do it for some reason.

I think it's because the souls community has been influenced by women or trannies who have no autism and therefore no interest in this stuff

>>553509945
no game in like 11 years will do that to you.

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>>553509546
i mean i only quit mid-run if it's absolutely fucked beyond belief but i don't really see the point in dodging during chara select

>>553509712
yeah totally

>>553510064
>but i don't really see the point in dodging during chara select
0 point loss

>doc says relic crit doesn't stack except +0 and +1
Is this true? I'm 99% sure I've seen streamer stack +crit on relics.

>>553510168
i guess... don't really see the point of the points since i'm fine with just hanging around in d3 going up and down

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>trying out a dormant greatshields build for bugs
>hoping to get the chariot shield or the one-eyed shield
>ironeye teammate drops me a candlestand on day 1
>he and the other teammate start feeding me a bunch of fire/skill boost passives
fuck, next time it is then.

>>553510186
Okay yeah that's a fucking lie, just tested it and every crit relic increased the damage on the dummy. The fuck is with this blatant misinfo

>>553509945
the dark souls stat system was always pretty retarded, I doubt the next entry to the series will even have it

>>553510745
probably on drugs while making it. They also think rally 0 and 1 are identical and don't stack.

>>553506970
>metasweat never learned how to break a guard so he gets utterly raped by someone standing in a corner and blocking
sad to watch really

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ggs fulghay

>>553509992
No it's a lack of people who care about theory
Despite the playerbase growing nobody cares about builds after ds3. The er buildmakers were shit despite it being a mainstream game. Nothing matches up to mugenmonkey.
This is the feminization of the playerbase. Men becoming trannies, ditching maths and physics methodologies of playing games for humanities instead

>>553511565
Stupid sexy Devil Twunk

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>>553511650
I made quit a few builds in elden ring your game might just be dead bruv.

How rare is it to get two night bosses in a single night? I got a full-grown fallingstar beast after lord of blood

>>553511565
Piqf looks like Duchess in Wylder cosplay here for reason, I guess because the other Wylder looks taller?

>>553511650
>>553511954
I also made quite a few builds, most were soon after release though
My last DLC build maximized the initial thrust of Ancient Meteoric Greatsword's L2, was pretty fun zooming around stabbing people

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>>553512291
My last dlc build was a meme broly build.

>>553512042
Is this the legendary armored core?

gg goat

>>553512375
ugly

>>553512042
HOW?

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>>553512913
Its a meme build its for fun bro.

>quality build guardian
can you make this actually do anything, or is it a complete joke

>>553513125
do the surge sprint estus glitch but press the aow button instead of healing

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>>553513502
You'll probably get filtered by the skill floor needed.

>>553512375
did you shoot anything green

I play dormant katanas wylder lole

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"X cheats xher relics!"
My average relic roll:

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>>553513742
stamina wonderous physick/wasted nihil so I had green glimmering with a red eggshell around me but thats it.

>>553513671
so that's a no

>>553509945
>trannies who have no autism
It was explained to you last thread that this is oxymoronic stop saying it

>>553514540
NTA but I don’t have autism, I’m just retarded and annoying.

>>553514880
you're not a tranny

>>553514972
16 years of HRT gone like tears in rain...

>>553515119
prove it, cis scum

>>553514880
Ok well congrats i guess but most of you still do

Is ED Balancers just fucking impossible? A single one of them is strong enough to be a standalone boss, but having all of them aggro on you with bullshit combos is literally the most unfair bullshit in any fromsoft game

>>553506970
>bruh fr why dont people want to play pvp any more?

>>553505551
art adds fire is one of the two effects you almost always want on him, good roll

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Why is Adel such a wimp

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>Somebody wants to run double Undertaker
>Pick Recluse instead because that's cringe
>Everybody's Recluse melts shit
>Mine feels like she does nothing
Also I keep forgetting but does she have less Iframes? I got three barred like thrice, it was pretty embarrassing

>>553516108
stop being a pussy

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ggs ed gradius
love that red RoB with skill damage merchant seed

>>553516241
Why is your character dressed like that?

>>553516108
they have weird aggro behavior (the ones furthest away will walk very slowly until either they get close enough or you kill one of them) and long recovery times for a reason, you're meant to run from them
or you can just have builds good enough that they die in one or two hits

>>553516287
Recluse has more iframes than anyone but duchess

>>553516638
gg chungus

>>553516108
You're supposed to run and bait them into your team to focus one down and repeat, not run into all of them like a retard

>>553514340
Correct, In theory someone out there can crush the game with him but that isn't you or me. A few anons main him in D5 so they might chime in with their tactics/builds but probably not the gimmick is to never talk about what they do to make him work and shitpost about that embarrassing thing from 6 months ago.

>>553516718
Damn so I'm just bad
To be fair I had 0 damage negations

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>buy the game on release
>feel clunky because haven't played in a year
>procrastinate for three months
I think I still play like shit, but I'm having fun. My Elden Ring character doesn't have a focused build, they use a colossal weapon with a talisman, and dual wield katanas, while wearing medium-to-heavy-ish armor.

gg wandering terrjeeta everdark sovereign smash brothers. didnt find any BLT or negrations

>>553517004
Her dodge itself is really long and the i-frames only exist for 'most' of it so you end up getting clipped in the end of the dodge unless you play her a bunch and get used to it.

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>remembrance gaming

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what a cool and fun quest system zzzzzzzzzzzz KKEKKEKKKKK

>>553516108
I played on japan servers with a friend and learned that if you just run max distance you'll only ever deal with one at a time. Coincidentally that's the best way to deal with the worm too

>>553516108
>Run until one catches up to you
>Kill it
>Immediately keep running until one catches up to you
>Repeat until worm
Also it's good to do a circle, if somebody dies it's better to keep running and revive them during worm, that's how I have won my Balancer raids

>>553516287
>>Everybody's Recluse melts shit
did you have a stars of ruin staff?

did you have damage negation at full hp items?

did you have increased spell speed/sorcery/charged sorcery items?

>>553517651
>it's better to keep running and revive them during worm
This. The big blood flower has a long enough buildup you can get a 3 bar up with basic weapons with time to spare. As long as you don't panic its a sure thing.

Recluse is so ugly. Am i right fellow gamers?

>>553517793
And what if the person is down inside the blood flower aoe?

>check out convergence mod
>the literal first spell I get is a "mine" which is actually cast faster than any spell in the base game and if you just use it like combustion it instantly blows up for massive damage
>has enough poise damage to throw any miniboss in the air and stunlocks them too because it doesnt explode during iframes
>also has frost buildup and is lightning lol

Cool cool, what is wrong with modders?

>>553517824
If you don't like boney women you can make a legitimate argument.

>>553517954
You'll have time to spare, pop your ult when the flower pops to i-frame thru the effect if you are cutting it close, the person getting up with be immune for 2 seconds so they'll be fine too.

>>553517985
They're "idea guys" who have no idea of what they're doing similar to all of the Soulsclone devs
Except the Lies of P guys that game was great

>>553518304
You're forgetting another good soulslike but thats ok

>>553518430
MORTAL SHELL 2 COMING SOON

>>553517985
Convergence mod has always been an unbalanced mess, not matter the game.

>eternal 1/3

>>553518848
Not that one

>>553518886
Kek

>>553518886
As one of the daily regulars I'm getting mega bored already, day 1 and 2 are repetitive as hell

>>553516108
Just play like a bitch. The boss is actually easier than regular balancers if you play like a bitch.

>>553519596
>play the game every single day for several hours
>REEEEEEEEEE IM FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED
no shit?

>>553519860
Also no shifted earths ever and way too much balancers, it's like 20% in d5

>>553516954
well I put together a halo slop build for him just now with both of his respec effects, and it's serviceable, it definitely wins games, but I'm just not sure that actually matters

>>553518220
you're full of shit

>>553520176
In theory he's one of the strongest, maybe the strongest overall halo carrier. His statline for it is fantastic. You can run it with a shield no problem and then you get access to his save ult and an amazing early game between his starting skill actually being good unlike most of them and his character skill being great.

In practice lolguardiandodge. Even if you're good at the actual dodge it's probably a metric fuckton of work to relearn movesets as guardian since there's some stuff you absolutely should be blocking instead since your iframe window is low.

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hot take? i think she looks uglier than undertaker

>>553520650
that is an opinion you can have

>>553520650
be less obvious with your bait anon

>>553520650
undertaker is wearing eye shadow, duchess doesn't wear makeup, which is usually hidden by her mask except with that outfit
you now realize you have been subconsciously manipulated for decades by women's makeup, you're welcome

>this 10/10 girl is actually ugly guys

>>553520989
Reminds me of that Chinese e33 shill that used to shit up the thread and thought that mid asian from that game mogged every fromsoft girl ever made, truly delusional stuff.

Shitnine boutta lose his shit if he loses to this shitter host

>>553520650
Undertaker looks like an actual bug gtfo

>>553521161
Yeah.
The schyzo that said shit like duchess looked like a man? I remember that one too. Wonder if it's the same guy.

>>553517138
I just feel guilty about buying this game

>>553521161
that bitch ass nigga didn't even last a few weeks #fakedemons

>>553516241
>troon hunter

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>silly R1bimbo ruining MY epic clip

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How badly does powerstancing rape your status buildup?

>>553521994
>triple wyldjeet
negative dps lobby

>>553522150
it's not 2025 anymore grandpa

>Internet goes out
>shit luck this run
everytime on mystery boss
My bad bros

>>553502252
wtf trans girls look like THAT???

>>553517991
True but I kind of do
>>553521173
>>553521161
>>553520989
>>553520959
>>553522884
Truth

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Fuck off

>>553522150
>exejeet cope
Good stuff

>a recluse with evergaol meta equipped
>she DEMANDS we go to one
>she leaves the second we either don't, or the fight goes poorly because something red popped out of it
this has now happened to me three times today
I am not following recluses to evergaols anymore, it's done, forget about it

>>553525156
You should always presume shitcluses to be dumb bitches

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>dog raid three games in a row

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>>553525578
>Dog raid
>Balancer expedition
>Caligo raid
>Balancer expedition
>Great Hollow
>Balancer expedition
>Starting area is surrounded by only DLC POIs
>Balancer expedition
>Dog raid

wow you can get undertaker's enhanced dodge form and use her ultimate at the same time on pc easily

>>553525578
I know the best idea is to not do it at all but whoever decided that the mini dogs that show up after killing one should have lingering flames on the ground is worse than Satan.

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>>553523705

>>553524807
Why does terr do this?

>>553527256
Did any of the following show up on /v/
>bg3
>e33
>zelda

I miss Malenia.

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>>553527406
2 of the 3

>>553520650
I just like her voice and her flips and her clothes and she's really nice.
>What is it? You can tell me.

>have a chance to make a new map
>make it a clusterfuck
I hate the hollows so fucking much
would prefer some catacombs or full swamp rather than that fucking mess of a map

>>553526296
I look like this

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>>553516108
I beat them on the 3rd try mostly because we got good RNG, I was level 15, and a very competent Guardian resurrected me [Undetaker] and the other guy [Ironeye] after we both died 4 times each.

Shout out to you birdbros.

>>553527986
Me too

>>553516108
You either have to kite them one at a time into a blender, or gather them into an aoe dps race. The latter doesn't work in depths because they deal too much damage.

>>553528625
ground dots fuck them up something fierce even in high depth.

>>553529149
They just hyper armor through them after getting hit once

>>553529197
you kill them when they get hit once. If you haven't killed one yet to gauge your dps then back up the dots will give you enough time.
Of course, you are going to die to the one doing a jumping ground thrust lol.

>>553516946
>>553517480
>>553517651
I tried baiting them to go one-on-one, but the problem is they respawn after like 10 seconds, so you can’t really fight them solo

>>553516108
It is functionally impossible with randoms because you always have one guy griefing your team with the
>let’s just run away for 20 minutes strat and see 3 worm phases minimum
The actual way to beat them is stuff like scholar ult or revenant ultimate, hell even guardian ultimate holding it down, standing your ground and killing them. When you kill one the others collapse which lets you constantly build successive attack negations. It’s just fucking Ed libra again. If you have a redditor running away you’re fucked. If you kill then you have a chance

>>553525156
Recluse is literally a troll pick

Just played with two people in D3 that didn't know how weapon passives work (both ended with their white starter, empty slots, and wouldn't pick up passive upgrades i dropped for their build/nightfarer)
I guess they're just getting carried up?

>>553529565
I usually take undercaker and okeydoke them with the perfect dodge on the grab. Between that and other people doing their ults you are torpedoing them to death pretty consistently.
Not a strat for the cowardly or australian.

>>553529712
Its d3 they are probably playing it like ER for fun.

>>553529741
Yeah I’ve won with scholar undertaker and wylder and scholar ironeye wylder actually killing them instead of running away on D5. Undertaker is good too since you can swap target during ultimate if you have to adjust to an enemy on a team mate

>Noklateo
>naturally get Caligo raid while we're going through it
>go back for Caligo, teammates continue onwards
>get to Caligo
>she didn't spawn
>have to resort to ping spam to get someone else to kill her, ruins the entire Noklateo expedition, barely kill the Astel

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>>553529712
You can see your teammates' slots?

>>553529879
>Undertaker is good too since you can swap target during ultimate if you have to adjust to an enemy on a team mate
I love doing that shit. Cannonball one and kill them then 180 in the air and do a 'jumping' r2 right before you land. Bonus points if you pop the skill in the air like sailor moon or something. It turns my hammer into the big hammer if you know what I mean.
I've torpedoed past a teammate then hit them on the landing to res them once and it felt amazing.

Is there any sure fire way to find the purple stones in the Great Hollow, literally nobody ever goes to the caves

>>553530478
If you go to the mines you can get them sure fire.

>>553530478
A lot of seeds have the merchant

>>553530478
The merchant with the gold star is the township one from the normal map.

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>>553530936
hhhhhnnnnnngg
I will save them in my version of the now-canonical infinite timelines

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>5550 with depth 4 randoms
I'm just going to have /erg/ carry me the rest of the way. The pressure is too much.

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Halbird.

>>553530936
the worst part of the DLC was not being able to kill miquella violently and brutally

>>553527256
that’s the guy that btfos terr retard keep up and learn to read

>>553530589
>>553530869
I have never seen the merchant with the gold star, I'll keep an eye out

>>553529459
You're not running far enough. They shouldn't aggro you even when they're up, at most they should only do ground spears while only one chases you.

>>553530478
mines are a huge waste of time in hollow. unless you pick up something that's really worth it, I'd just bank on rolls from castle drops on night 2.

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>>553531374
if you say so lol

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>>553531507
You get good exp in the crystallian mine, it's a lot safer than the other pois and you can get a good drop besides the stone.

>>553531232
I used that name.

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>>553503657

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>get everything handed to me on a silver platter as undertaker
>still job to balancers and get carried by a godtier recluse and scholar
feels bad being dead weight

>>553531087
I went from 5600 D4 to D3 , it's part of the experience

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How many d5 solo games will I have to quit out before I git gud at solo

>>553531823
I just want to make you guys aware that this is a literal lonely wife flirting with strangers online while her husband is at work, even sharing personal photos of her clothes

How do I stop queueing with chinese players?

>>553532365
It's a tranny that's begging for attention on the internet.

>>553532481
play with erg

>>553532365
Its some lonely guy that has a sister.

>>553527986
>>553528132
You are an abomination
>>553528006
Kek

gg caligo?
it was over in less than 5

>>553531873
to be fair, as a recluse balancers are literally the easiest boss in the game
if you have even a single halfway decent range spell they're just completely free

>>553531275
you can throw poop at him instead.

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>>553531823
How the fuck do people actually play like this

>>553530589
Is super merchant a near-guaranteed day 2 thing on hollow? I had a recent seed where we got two of him in the north east section of the map.

>>553532365
you guys asked for the photos of shoes and that isn't flirting whatsoever lol! I am in fact not lonely, maybe just bored and my husband is right next to me and just kissed my forehead and we're laughing about your reply

>>553532969
There are two super merchants, both have gold icon.
First one will be on map from day 1, he is basically township merchant. Different inventory, purple stone etc.
Other one only spawns day 2 at NE corner with 4 legendary weapons for 75k. Can have Grafted, Marais, Blasphemous etc.

>>553533221
post your gock already

>>553533221
ask your husband what he thinks about the fact that I jerked off and nutted to the shoe pic. His wife just made another man cum

>>553533454
Xer cucksband surely enjoys that.

>>553531823
looks comfy

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Guys, why would we go do dogs instead of castle for Heolstor? Why would we then not go to 1 dog each and ping when we're ready to kill instead of you two running together to kill 1 dog and leaving the other to contend with roll slop against 3 dogs as a caster?

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>>553532365
Women are so pathetic, I bet this is some fat bitch who wants to cheat just for the thrill of it

>>553533882
cancer victim undertaker I had to push her wheelchair around please understand

>>553533882
i aint doin allat

>>553533454
I think that if you can get off to anything like that it kind of doesn't count as a real man's because it's too degenerated to be called a man, and cumbrained guys are doing that already with any photo ever posted online by a woman so it's nothing new or shocking in the slightest in this day and age

>>553534046
>>553533882
yeah I played that one remarkably bad
absolutely brutal

>>553534169
Dunno, I can't just do that with any photo. It's specifically because I know you're here posting about how you're someones wife. I'm nutting to that

>>553533882
this twisted DLC needs a reset, what has the DLC given us?

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You'd think with all the bitching about them people have been doing since the DLC came out, everyone would know. There's almost no reason to actually do dogs unless the circle they're in has no other POI's and you need souls, or at least 2 people are using fist weapons so they actually need the stamina. Stop trying to force the dogs otherwise. It's a complete time waster.

>>553534885
>Literal ideal scenario, everyone was on the hollow jump pad, jumped to different dogs immediately and killed them without issue
>Still felt like a waste of time

>>553535194
This is possible because of the crucible btw.

>>553531586
i do say so. get with the program.

>>553532664
>You are an abomination
Say that again without an erection.

gg dragon.

So what did that UTS look like to you guys? I had a connection issue and couldnt see ironeye, I reconnected when I got to the boss area, but respawned alive and couldnt see the boss or ironeye, then I saw the boss orb spawn and then a UTS and his three trash mobs spawned as the circle opened back up.

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Do y'all play together, like Monster Hunter?

>>553535908
I did but some of the recent players are too heavy for me

>>553531823
I’m that poster. Cool! Never seen one before. I can’t imagine how you can play anything on it but it’s a neat trinket.
>>553533221
>>553534169
Don’t listen to them lol

>>553536058
Failing to carry newcuties is grounds for an immediate letter grade demotion btw.

>>553535194
my husband looks like this

>>553535663
that again without an erection.

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>>553536058
My friend feels, based on my success, that the shitters have thinned out.

>>553536306
You're a cutie, I will balance you first.

god ED caligo is the absolute worst, eventually you just run out of flasks trying to rezz your 3-bar teammates due to the constant frostbite buildup

>>553536252
>just solo the d5 3 player boss
No thanks

>>553536451
Anon, sorry that this is how you learn that you're one of the carried shitters.

>>553536502
I didn't say I can't, I said I don't want to. Git gud instead of coming here to get carried.

I'm still sorry

I'm balding

everyone shittalking new people who aren't fromsoft god gamers makes me not want to play with /erg/ so i'll play with randoms

>>553536449
reviving on caligo is the real danger of the fight. Its only doable if the body is very close or very far. mid range is where she's going to fuck up the whole space with frost breath and spikes

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