Previous: >>553484590>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gentildonna 3* and Orfevre 3* rerun, NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>553511534we hate rice shower here
>#2052It is #2053 bwo
this the 2000s nostalgia shitpost thread?
is there a setting to block retards from entering my room with less than 3 umas?
Good night, /uma/.
>RiceFag forces a thread>Fucks up the number (it's ALWAYS on purpose)>Someone hasn't logged in for 4Not looking too hot dancho...
soon
thoughts on this jap uma racing simulator?
I didn't realize I never got below 5th with Kawakami Princess until now
>>553511921Mambo...
we are living in a dystopia
>>553511837I guess it is now
>>553512035Real ones remember final furlong
>>553511534Thank you, the keeper, cute video
>>553511118>what's a rabbitSomething that enables you to do THIShttps://litter.catbox.moe/sislgq.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/n20xpf.mp4
Reminder that narusawa is an exhausted salarywoman self-inserting as Rudolf
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvbFvFYpk_U>stumbled upon this song on my uma playlist>check who's the VA for Ramonu>it's fucking Nao Toyamablessed heavenly voice, i cannot wait to roll for the hag
have we figured out the fastest way to complete a career and finish one career race for the daily
>>553512421Kachow
I am in the process of installing the bot
>>553512407
>>553512421mcfat maxing
>>553512357>double angling procNani?? The area for proccing is that large?
>>553512421Hopeless Stakes and 2 Strong Zero and you're set for the day.
>>553512479Understandable, good luck
>>553512404Guys arent the only ones dreaming about unrealistic romantic scenarios...
>>553512467sooo.... Corner Connoisseur good?
>>553512035this vid started at such a terrible angle i thought i was about to see something extremely traumatizing. Actually its still kinda traumatizing
>>553512071Stop with the Kawakami Princess propaganda! I'm already struggling to pick a ticket target.
>>553512421although Oguri applies to this as well. You also have Luna if you botch the Saudi Cup
. . .
if rice ANTAGONIST is the VILLAIN who is the hero?
>>553512071
>>553512421what anons said but i believe the fastests careers are rudolf and bakushin in that order, after that it's oguri and mcqueen
>>553512636It's not that a 40% acceleration for 3s is bad, what's bad is the cost it's asking for it.
>>553512421Rudolf or Bakushinmake sure to win debut, then fail training and set them on End
>>553512618i will never have a cute uma gf
>>553512589>he trusted sloptubers and "guide"fag chinks
>>553512404Soo...you're telling me that my love for Luna in images by this artist... mean I'm in love with the artist itself!? Sounds oddly familiar...
>>553512716
>>553512716Face of the franchise
>>553512404Another good comic ruined
>fails a 2% training pre debut>hits a 35% training just before hopeless stakesryan what the fuck
>>553511885Cute
>>553512849>>55351261850% sure she was cosplaying as Luna at her joint booth at comiket too...
>old danchou fucks off from game>new danchou puts a 400k daily quota>danchode only gets 200k daily avg>doesn't even log in on the weekend>hasn't booted every flatliner in the clubthis used to be an A+ club...
Unfortunately I have to force myself to stop constantly thinking of cute and smelly girlfeets literally nonstop 24/7. It will be painful but I have no choice! I just want to say, one last time, that I really do love cute and smelly cheesy vinegary sour cream and onion dip-y, ranch dressingy, picklejuicy steamy stuffy stinkystinkystinky Uma girlfeets!!!! <3 <3 <3 I want to stick a cute Uma's cute and stinky girlfeets on my face and inhale her cheesy pheromones, giving me fentanyl-like euphoria, crack-like energy, and steroid-like testosterone! Meanwhile she is completely flustered and denying that her girlfeets are smelly, deluding herself despite the obvious effects of her smelly rancid pheromones and the stinky steam coming off of her smelly cheesy vinegary feets and socks and shoes! <3 <3Just one last time to get it out of my system! I love cute and stinky Uma girlfeets! <3 <3 <3 <3 Girls are so embarrassed about how smelly their feet are and it's so cute to tease them about their stinky smelly cute rancid girlfeets and watch them get super flustered and stuttering with red faces, hard nipples and damp crotches while sweating!
Where did CB poster go...
>>553512479based. share settings / upload preset if you find anything good
>>553512636If you can afford it and have nothing else to buy, why not. I lost to an Oguri in Round 1 of Scorpio because Connoisseur procced right where Taiki's ult can proc. Then I beat a better Oguri later that day because with her being in first too soon, she couldn't proc Pulse. It's all RNG, if the abilities land where they need to land, you just win.
>>553512497My hag uma can't be this cute?
>>553512896>doesn't give a shit about getting scouted, accepts you as her trainer just because you were the first one to ask>sees you as just a paperwork bitch and just does her own trainingwhy do people like this bitch?
>>553512989The propaganda has been accomplished so he vanished
Digitan LOVE
>>553513049because she uses you as a destress sextoy and anons have a mommy complex
>>553513048is it weird that I find ace to be the cutest among them, despite the other 5 being designed specifically to be sexy?
>>553512035probably really popular among women
>>553512947EXTREMELY based, IF true.>>553513048Sex with AceCuddling propaganda with CBMarriage with Luna
I give up. I'm going to run a soulless slop team for Sagittarius. Xogli Smaru and Taishin
Explain to me like I'm a retarded 5 year old why AOguri is called "XOguri but better"
>>553512849
>>553513187Looking at that picture makes me want to fuck riko for some reason
>>553513158Why would that be weird? Cute is not the same as sexy
>>553512989He ran out of CB pics, you didnt think CB was that drawfag popular right?
>>553513332riko doesn't have tits like that, bwo
>Waste the 1st borrow on URA>The 2nd on picking the wrong support card borrow
>>553513158I don't think Ace is designed to be sexy.Ace is purely cute, CB is equally cute and sexy, Maru is a little sexier, Sirius a little more, then Rudolf, and finally Ramonu which pure sexy no cute
>>553513049Men will tolerate a lot of things when the woman is hot.
>>553513351
>>553513158id place maru above ace but i don't fault you
>>553513351In awe at the size of that forehead
>>553513392I understandBut still...
>>553513342I should clarify, I meant I find her the cutest yet she makes me the hardest
>>553513269Relatively similar power in terms of the unique, but far less rng-prone to trigger and combos with her other Long skills too.
>>553513351bvilt for tic tac toe
>>553513351scribbleranon, do your thing
>>553513526>>553513332Not sure why your first thought was Riko, but to each their own.
>>553513158because she's a BOY
stego!
>>553513429
>>553513594The scribbler is absent. Looks like Kawakami posting's back on the menu, boys!
>tama releases near the cm finals dateWhy is it always like this? Is this intentional? S.maru and x.oguri??
>>553513048Bowsette lookin Ahhh
>>553513715Post more of her fat tits
Sirus would never bully the real puppy chan.
>>553513049I'm pretty sure trainer ravages her daily, she makes constant innuendos
>>553513785I actually don't have any that show off the size of her chest...
>>553513158Cute =/= Sexy wtf anon...Also Ace is cutest yes because she has the most baby face among picrel
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>satono is dead>mejiro is dead>sneedboli is still alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1EHi7S6vagwhy are chiyofags like this...........
>>553513732ALWAYS assume it's intentional when it comes to Cygames
>>553512676Pick whoever sings to your heart the most, anony.
>>553513931>kita cursora real one right here
>>553514143I want to have so much sex with her
>>553514325Umapyoi at the onsen...
>horses have longer pregnancies than humans by 2-3 monthsOn one hand that makes sense because a big reason horses can walk as soon as they're out of mom is the benefit of more time in the oven, but on the other hand, it means I realistically can't cause my trainee to be heavily pregnant at each end of year's big race
>>553513049Toward the end of her career, and especially during the trip to the hot springs, she drops so many lines that can be taken as double entendres that I honestly don’t know what to think, it reminded me of how women sometimes behave when they hint at things in ways that are really hard to pick up. The only thing I understood is that both love racing
>>553514390I mean, what else can you do?
>>553514390Jesus
>>553514391Luckily for Curren Chan there's 99 other men to cause that!
go live
>>553514596SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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>>553514414well I'd say it's pretty obvious what she wants
>>553514596The sexiest uma.
>>553514595I meant more the timescale and how it's generally not safe to immediately get pregnant again right after giving birth.
>>553514596legitimately why did they give her an obscene titfuck outfit? not that I'm complaining I'm just asking
THE JANNY IS COMING THIS WAY DO NOT POST PORNEVERYONE ACT NORMAL
>>553514795Her boobs are small is the funny part
>>553514390>>553514596>>553514610*SPURT SPURT SPURT*
>>553514595please keep your fantasies to yourself, anon
>>553514553Get killed by Kawakami in the pillow-fight death match.
>>553514795Real question is why did they have her shack up with an old man in the anime? Not even ugly bastard type where the appeal is humiliation and mindbreak and shit, just an old dude.
>>553514857me training for sagittarius
>>553513931Has anyone even checked the current version of sweepy? The new guy has been updating it, right?
Fanart overload, dumping out another jiggie. Solving is optionalhttps://jiggie.fun/rtTno4
>>553514795shes supposed to evoke the image of a playboy
I now claim this thread the hag thread.
>>553512676if u want to pull for oshi, but your heart is easily swayed, then is your oshi truly your oshi?
>>553514889Where’s the video of her in the bath
>>553514792>Aruvu is an orphan and doesn't trust anyone or really know what love is because of it. Doesn't like to get involved with anyone, would rather handle stuff herself because then she can't ever be disappointed.>Duramente is obsessed with carrying her family's legacy as the strongest, but is absolutely fucking bad at performing under pressure. Fails her debut race because she was so nervous she couldn't concentrate despite BTFO'ing older students in practice races. What will Kiseki's major malfunction be, or will she have escaped it and be normal
>>553514995I thought she's supposed to look like a stage magician's assistant.
>>553514827Post cropped porn, you say? No problem!
>>553514795Well the irl Fuji was a breeding machine so maybe they wanted to represent that aspect of the irl horse by giving her an outfit that's pure sex?
>>553514895that's me
>>553514995but a playboy doesn't make me wanna fuck his chest tho?
>>553514931Slowly, but yeah, looks like he has. The bot gets going way quicker than the original, too, ironically enough.
>>553514895The real horse lived in a shack with an old man. That's why.
>>553515115Ojii-san, how do you not throw out your back during sex?
>>553514664>cuteIs it opposite day?
>>553515115You are cool.
>>553514895Because she's a retired uma and he's a retired trainer, part of the story is how Pokke is picked by a retired dude who built a nice uma.As if, it's the beginning of a new era.
Gross
*thinking emoji*Is Super Creek a hag?
>>553512407>That voice is Nao ToyamaWhat the fuck, how does she sound like such a hag. My mind forever associates her with her genki, high-pitched, breakthrough roles like Chitoge and Yui.
Anons saying spurt over and over again is so funny to me
>>553515198>part of the story is how Pokke is picked by a retired dude who built a nice uma.And then she wins jockeyed by a Frenchie anyway
>>553515203the chibis all look like they have fat saggy titsreally offputting
>>553515039>What will Kiseki's major malfunction beManga artist
Would Christmas Oguri rather have speed star or head on? I can only rent either top gun or fine motion.
>>553514414So true, especially the final part where she ask her trainer to pick out another race>"one that makes my heart flutter. Like falling in love for the very first time...">"One that makes my heart dance. One where everything is stolen away">"Dedicate that race to me"Like come on lol
Juvenile Fillies
>>553515181
why is her tits so perky?
>>553515135Probably better at coding than the previous guy. But that could just mean they wouldn’t be as obvious about their data harvesting as him.
>>553514889was the death match part actually necessary, I want to live...
>>553515403
>>553515403Flower forcing herself on her trainer
>>553515339what a slut
>>553515345.............anyon.....
>>553515456Cause I suck on them every day
>>553515456Pregnant
>>553515456What else would they be?
>>553515403last thing a trainer see before g
>>553515456aerodynamic
>>553515456Silicon tits
>>553515348Rude
>>553515456because they wanna be first and foremost<insert smug Rudolf image here>
>>553515461Nishino has almost the same soulless eyes as Special Week
>>553515571Saggy like Scarlets
>>553515456we know what you are
>>553515553
>>553515224She's a mommy
>>553515286seiyuus are just extremely talented artistsi was mindblown as well
DO NOT OPEN!!!!!!!!
>>553515457>Probably better at coding than the previous guy.No clue if he changed anything under the hood, but the thing sure feels a lot snappier for some reason. You press start and the thing just goes. Still not as fast going through all the process as the other bot I tried, but that one also has a lot less features and is more static and less robust.>wouldn’t be as obvious about their data harvesting as him.Obviously a valid concern after the last debacle, but hopefully that taught people to give updates a look before going all "I NEED TO UPDOOT!!!" the moment they see something changed.Granted that's no final solution to the problem, but waiting 2-3 days to see if there is any backlash helps as well obviously.
>77 years oldwould you?
>>553515736>>553515553when will she be released for global
>>553515813
>>553515813Delete this NOW
>>553515028I don't know how to record my screen or make webms so the best I can offer is this collage. I'm sure that you can animate it with the power of your mind.
>>553515850
>>553515835I would akikawa
Anyone with an oonige suzuka for cm8? Her legs just wont break before angling proc. Or sometimes she just dies early in a front heavy lobby.
>>553515895She’s not leaving that bath without a baby inside her
What makes NY Opera O so good?
>>553515835Tazuna sex? Of course.
>>553515912NEVER
Okay but why do honses dance
>>553515813MODS
>>553516038because they can
>>553516038They’ve gotta get their Hoove on
>>553515983Her unique is a bigger speed burst than Kiss for Courage if you hit the activation condition. I keep reading that as New York Opera, even though I know that's wrong.
>>553516038Because Tap Dance City
>>553516038It's cute, funny, and, in certain circumstances, very arousing!
>>553515835All these Umas are older than you right /uma/?
almost killed this run
>>553515895if pc, windows, just use xbox app. steam has recording too
>>553516038Idolshit is fun
>>553516038im just glad i can watch the shit and its not some rythm minigame
>>553515460She's itching to fight though...Spoilered for Kawakami's onsen dialogue which you might want to experience for yourself.
>>553515912how good/meta is she
>>553516371Big if true
>>553516221DO NOT use the dog shit build in windows recording! Steam is perfectly fine, but the Microsoft thing is horrid dog shit giving you super inconsistent framerates. Either use Steam (easiest), or whatever your GPU maker provides.
So like, do I just do Unity for parent farming Tachyon?
>>553516038why not
>>553515912God these wait times are so painful.
>>553516221>>553516452Oh yeah I have steam recording turned on but 4chan doesn't like the mp4 format of the resulting videos. I would convert them to webm but I don't know how and I don't trust technology...
>>553516408
>>553516452im just lazy so yes do not trust me for vid recording. I simply use it out of familiarity and don't do much recording
>>553513158Rudolf isn't designed to be sexy
>>553516175She either pops up right as you turn her green or does this shit
>>553516591use webm for retards, it's made for this exact situation
is the URA even worth doing anymore? All I keep doing is unity
>>553516591>he can't webmnewfag...
>>553516597>oguris are still usable>summer spe too for some reasonWhy
>>553516728Sometimes, haha
>>553516221try OBS for screen recording
>>553516728Yeah, URA is faster, easier, and has a better sparkthe increased hints and increased stats you get from Unity aren't worth it for parents runs
>>553516408it's a solid character all aroundher wedding version is slightly worse because it's tailored for short distance
>>553516693But I'm not a retard!>>553516763I've never felt the need to make one before.
>>553516597>Nex Baxin>Curioguri>Natsuki>Kritpro>Barrezefa
>>553516597Whose tierlist is this?
>>553516597if you look at that, its gonna be current jp, not accurate to when they release. I.e. I've heard blaze Brians easy S+ tier at release. Og bancho stays S parent 4ever
>>553516767you run summer spe to masturbate
>>553516880kamigamehttps://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.html
>>553516693isn't that shit malware now
What program do people even use to cut videos to make perfect loops?
>>553516875of course not, but the webm is to post here, it's for the retards on 4chanthe referenced retard isn't the maker, it's the receiver
>>553516767Triumphant Pulse is never going to be a bad skill, for one.
>>553516875the trollposting potential of webms are really good. try it if you have the time bwo
>>553516992That makes sense. I will now use webm for retards.
>>553516653That's perfectly fine, that's what annoying autists like me are for. Obviously the perfect answer would be "use OBS", but I 110% understand people not wanting to go through the effort of using it. Just don't fuck with windows garbage lmao, everything else is better than that shite.>>553516591>4chan doesn't like the mp4 format of the resulting videosProbably because steam recorded using the newer HEVC(x265) codec, instead of the older AVC(x264) that 4chan supports. mp4 only work with the latter, otherwise you need to convert things to vp8 or vp9 using the webm container. 9 is preferable for quality reasons, but can be very slow. DO NOT bother with fucking VP8 at this point, just use AVC(x264) and MP4 instead, it's faster AND far higher quality than VP8 ever was.TL;DR: Use "webm for retards" that the other anon mentioned, it's purpose made for 4chan. >>553516875>But I'm not a retard!Then use ffmpeg like a chad, or Handbrake if you want a GUI(interface)
>>553516767
>>553516767faces of the franchise
>Mayano didn't give head>no groundwork>no pace/long cornersFucking glue
>>553517214
>>553516967where did you get that from?I see that the github got deleted, but it's because of the namethe program hasn't been updated in 8 years>>553517070this is the site btwhttps://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
>>553516875>>553516984open wide here comes the spoonfeeding say 'aaaaaaaaaaaaah'https://argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/
>>553515835Reminder Mambo is Akikawa's child
>>553516173Gentildonna looks so soft
>>553516562Kita dances like a 40 year old white man
>>553517406
>>553516173>mfw Donna-san is the youngest uma in the video
>>553517603Trainer wouldn't say this he would say good morning stupid falcon i bet you're going to slack off in training and attentionwhore on the internet again today just like you do every day. You ruin everything.
Oh my god, I never noticed, but some of the mobs actually start crying in the background after you beat them in the early racesI’ll see if I can a screenshot
>>553517121>>553517420>>553517474Thank you for your help. I'll try to make some webms at some point.
>lose debut>forgot about it after a few turns>dies from not being able to do hopeless stakesI'm a retard but the game is even more retarded, somehow keeps losing debut race with 300/200/200 and 200 wit
>>553517603
I'm looking at the release schedule for the next few weeks and it's looking dire for my carat stash...
>>553512071The Princess is just too strong
Just jerked off to Super Creek
>>553517737Just don't worry too much about the details for now, in the end the sky is the limit with this stuff, all comes down to how much time you're willing to invest. Simply be aware that video encoding isn't as complex or difficult as it used to be, especially with retard friendly tools like webm4retards, or whatever the hell they call that shit these days.
>>553517762Come on Rudolf, you have to share
>>553517827Pics or it didn't happen
>>553517781
sex withBiko Pegasus
>>553513687Too big
>>553517887AIIIIEEEEEEEE NONONONONO NATURE, NO, DON'T FUCKING SHOULDER CHARGE INTO THE WALL AGAI—ACK
>>553513269>meta parent>meta ace>meta ace 2.0Not even the face of the game, Spechud, gets this much love
>>553517939
>>553517887I cast self defense rape
>>553517887>belovedBut I hate you
>>553518121
>>553518263I don't understand, I didn't do anything wrong to you in particular
>>553517887>>553518045AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553516767>oguris are still usable>why
>>553518318Not you, sweet princess Top Gun, Nice Nature
>>553518275
>>553518065Spechud embodies the spirit of Japan's fantasy, to be plain, boring, and average-looking uma, and then shock everyone with their dark uma status and win everything against all oddsthat's why she's the face of the game and the protagonistOguri being this OP is part of the deal
Explain why both Suzuka's are still in S tier
>>553517736Poor mobs…
>>553518450
We need to talk more about how sexy Bakushin is
>>553518557Boy.
Is it over /uma/dacchis? Is nobody looking for an A-rank club where the requirements are to not flatline and trade shoes? A club known as /uma/hjong?
>>553518614
>>553518662I have never seen Bakushin porn posted here and won't believe she is sexy until I see it
>>553518662why does nobody post longslop CM lobbies, this one isn't even that long
Nice Neicha!
>>553518753What the fuck have you done to the sound quality
Be honest, /uma/.Would you let Super Creek spoil you?
>>553518753UMAZING AUDIO QUALITY! Straight out of the early 2000s
>>553518838>>553518914Honestly no idea what happened there, but I will fix itAnyway, answer my question
>>553518828Longslop skills suck and activation on most accels suck for longslop.
>>553518796
>>553518753Thanks for the laugh anon
>>553518913I would spoil Creek instead
>>553515025She's not my oshi but I really like her character. I've already sectioned off 'rats for Palmer + Helios, along with enough to spark that maruzen banner.
>>553518796And then she woke up
>>553518756There are A+/A tier earners in the B+ clubs that deserves to move up, but don't for some reason.
>>553518914 >>553518954>32kbps bitrate mp3 audioIncredible fuck up>Anyway, answer my questionNyo, I won't. Instead, I'll reticule you for using mp3 in 2026.
>>553518981
>>553518984>>553518753This should be better, hmmm
>>553518753Next time I'm making a soundpost I'll be using the most dogshit mp3 setting
>>553518525flat = aerodynamic
>>553519102Nyo... they've already been groomed...
>Get this within 30 pulls along with a random red Maruzensky on the first 10 pull>Proceed to have colossally horrible luck on Long sparks for the entire week afterI've gotten Long S in 4/17 runs since, and all four lost the Unity Cup finals 2-3 when I don't usually have this much trouble with it. I have double circle affinity and 2/2/3 and 3/2/2 long sparks on the parents so it's not from lack of sparks at least but damn, which deity did I piss off so badly?
>>553519254You should explode
>>553519160>128kb AACA lot better, but you're still not using Vorbis or Opus inside of an OGG container.>>553519203Do it, it's funny as hell and a nice jump scare!
>>553519154
>>553519142Answer my question
>>553519254me, continue exploding
The Oguri genocide, nyo...
>>553518913I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy So yes, I would.
>>553519441faggot
>>553516767Why not?
>>553519343
>>553519348Not before I see you using 64-96kb opus audio.
Poor Nice Nature
DAAAHB-ACK
>>553519348Oguri is my Oshi so life is good
>>553519013she refuses to let you
Pretty
>>553519537
>>553519556
>>553519608This run will be glue
>>553519556Okay Sirious Symboli you can keep your secrets
>>553513785
>>553519330>>553519361I didn't even want Oguri, she keeps getting in the way when I pull for Biwa though now that I have her Hoguri is pretty fun to build and train
>>553519731
>>553519696
I'm thinking of putting together Super Creek, C.Oguri and Tamamo Cross for CM8. Would 2 pace and 1 End be too weird of a team comp?
>>553514596That's not Kiseki tho
>>553519780The only Symboli in this household is Luna-chan, thank you very much!>>553519858https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/
>>553519861No, it’s fine. Creek can front run too if you want her to.
>>553519505Me? Never
>>553519664no triple crown for her then
>>553519680No one knows how many JP torenas did she rape after beating the umas in Prix l'Arc
>>553519858
>>553519861no, but your creek might have a hard time winning since pace don't have a lot of accel this cm.
>>553519608
got lucky with this
>>553520017
>>553520109>unc forgot about focus
>>553520197cute
>>553520109>743 powernyoo the S+ rank...
>>553519254>waaah curse my godlike luckpulling the uma you want in 30 instead of sparking is worth 10 CM platinums
I feel awfulCan an uma cheer me up?
>>553520197
>>553520338MARVELOUS SUNDAY
CM Lobbies9999787425135985
>>553520359
More lobbies2041340987376893
>>553520529Pokke's daughter is so cute
>Trainer X JordanWho's doing the translation?
jordan propaganda?
>>553520395That didn't help!
>>553520529
>>553520683
>>553520324I mean I haven't gotten one of those since Gemini so nothing's really changed on that front, I know I'm not getting plat ever again even with my very best. I just want to build a fun team with Biwa and get some wins and hype races to get videos of, is that too much to ask?
anyone remember that one website where it would make a dump of your veteran umas?
Will Capricorn cup (sprint CM) be pure oonige Suzuka-Slop? I can't seem to think otherwise desuI'm tired…
>>553520823last one
>>553520423>2513
>>553520970Akebono will humble all the Suzukafags
>>553516767What park of Cap (as in Peak) is so goddamn hard for you to understand?
>>553520874No one likes hearing the woes of lottery winners
>>553520970the opposite, since it's short it's harder to create a huge lead during mid-racesprint cm will be the true rngfest as every uma from every style has the same odds of winning
>>553520338Luckily, your mood can't go below awful!
>+100 Speed training>yoooosh ikuyoooooo>fails
>>553512974I love you anon, you'll be missed.
>>553521248
>>553520640I remember getting my nails done by my little sister because she wanted to practice
>>553520979thanks for the cute dump!
>>553521248no head for you this day
>>553519768When I saw this scene all I can think is "what the fuck do I know this from, it feels so familiar". Apparently every Japanese folk song from the 60s and 70s sounded like that and they just blended together in my head. The 80s is when we got different folk music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyLEME--8q4
It's probably right in front of me, but where's the setting to limit the amount of runs the bot does?
>>553519376I need to do that soon too.
>>553521494Is S+ current JP's E rank?
>>553520583>20413409>Taishin wastes everyone's time by triggering her unique one second before finishing 7th
>>553512407That's a really good song. It's simple lyrically though, for an uma that really loves racing.
>>553521494>JPfagBased>Fan of THAT creatureNot based
>>553520338One of these is sure to help.
>>553520583>87376893
>>553521749We get it. You're not like other Trainer-sans
>>553521202Fuck my slacker slow metabolism skin condition sleep deprived life
>>553521845T B F I mostly "dislike her" cuz of his poster that's slightly annoying. The uma itself seems chill otherwise.>You're not like other Trainer-sansAre you implying she is a huge hit in the western community or something? Surely you aren't talking about THOSE "people".
>>553521749So who's your niche fave anon?
>>553521808grotesque. her entire arms are shorter than her upper legs
>>553521353Is that when your egg cracked and you began your transition journey?
>>553521561Probably worse than E if you're running the newer scenarios. I cannot fathom getting anything less than UE even if you autoplay with suboptimal cards with how Tucker's and Yukoma's scenarios play out. Those runs were me jumping between URA finale and Yukoma to try and max her bond
>>553521985We love the old man here
Wtf they rerun Maru Hag speed 4x?
>>553522128Meant to mention autotraining, not manual.
>>553520979cute, but how ooc did jordan have to be for this to work?
>>553522128Do you get anything for having affection that high?
>>553522238Weird how I barely see anyone post him then, except for 1-2 really really really really really avatarfags
>>553522336umapyoi every night
>>553521985You really just need to kill yourself man. I don't know how it's possible to be so brown that you're incapable of having any opinions that aren't informed by obsessive xitter scrolling. It's not gonna get better, so just cut your losses now.
>>553520423>999978746(!) Frontrunners, 2 of which were oniges. The understammed "Witness to Legend" S Maru takes it. I'm turning off unique skill animations, Taishin's is way too long.
>>553522336Rank 11 is the casual outfit unlocok, Rank 12 is just 50 carats.
>>553519861id prol try creek or ogu as lateAlso Tam comes out like the day of or the day before r1 starts, its pretty lame. And we still don't know about the rolls situation. I found this yesterday:>On the JP server, the New Year’s free pulls were 50 on umas, then 50 on cards, but they would stack up if you didn’t log in, and if you didn’t log in for any of the first 5 days, you would get all 100 on cards. Later, they just gave all the free pulls on cards so you didn’t have to do that. I don’t know how it’ll be on Global.
>>553522413stats and skills of the maru?
>>553522398What a bizarre post
>>553521845Actually no, you've successfully turned most of the thread against your oshi years before she even comes out for us.
>>553522398>getting this mad over mild shit posting targeting your waifulmao what a weak minded baby bitch you are
>>553519949i like this but can't bring myself to save it with the ui gore
>>553522360if she were posted more frequently, would that not just make you seethe even more?
>>553522573The cropped out skill is Restless.
>>553522360How is a ritual post that has been pretty much posted once a day with a different image each time avatarfagging
>>553512407Why does this remind me of Beautiful Rain from Soredemo sekai wa utsukushi
>>553519861i'm trying that too but im scared that my team will be too tama reliant and job during the finals
>>553522080>nail painting makes anon instantly think of transexualsthis says more about you than the anon you're trying to insult buckaroo
>>553518796Thanks Tlanon, Falco deserves happiness
>>553522360Anon... Everyone here is an avatarfag...
>>553512407>Nao ToyamaThe queen of enkou? Umazing.
rate 1 to 10
>>553522967I'm not I haven't even seen the first movie let alone the sequels
>>553522990Boy/10
oh boy and now the 3DPD tranny is back>>553522742>raging zoomer says others are seethinglmao
>>553522990Male / 10If you it's a 3/10
>>553522990if female 9/10if male 7/10
Only Cowakami Princess could carry my spawn
>>553522990is this the female or male ntrfag
>>553522978...You mean Enka?
>>553522990good effort/10
>>553522990MmmPut a paper bag on yourself and maybe/10
>>553515895shareX
>>553521078Then I hope the next time you pull on an uma you want you get just as lucky genuinely and then get platinum on the next CM with them
>>553523175No, enkou. Google it if you need further details.
>>553523298people actually use that thing to record?
>>553522990Unironically the face means a lot to me so I can't judge with it being hidden
>>553523175Queen of Enka is actually Twin Turbo.
>>553523413He posted his face yesterday. It is unironically a man.
>niggas are lusting after a boy in cosplay againwhy
now that i think about it if the VA of the uma retires does that mean the uma retires in the anime?
>>553523542Especially on 4chan. If you’re horny, there’s a board selector at the top. You can just go to an NSFW board and come back.
>>553523574>he thinks VAs can retire
>>553523397why not? it's easy to use and you can use ffmpeg with it
>>553523413Okay what about now?
I know neither of these two are particularly any good but training Cafe is miserable and I am too lazy to keep going for more attempts. This is the best I could get.Which is better between the End Closer with worse stats and the Late Surger with better stats for the chanmi?
>>553523574With modern technology, the VA's voice can be enslaved to the will of the corporation in perpetuity.
>>553523696brown/10
>>553523542better than lusting over a literal mare i guess
>>553523787thats brown?!?!? bwo i think you might be colorblind or some shit
>>553523825NTR is ugly anyway so 0
>>553523696That is hilariously photoshopped
>>553523574Korwa's voice actress in GBF retired and they replaced her.Eugen's voice actor in GBF died and they replaced him.It depends on if they actually want to go the replacement route or not.
>>553523734the late surger might luck into a win or two on your way to group B finals, the end closer is basashi.
>>553523862whitening your brown skin with beauty products doesn't make you white bwo
i fell asleep while playing uma musume AGAIN
>>553524095Tell us about your dreams
>>553523734toss em both in a practice room, honestly you'll probably only beat other lazy trainers with uncapped speed. I do feel a kinship with how cursed cafes runs seem to be, even though she doesn't get mood downs really... I had all orange months before summer yesterday with 3spd/2wit. I had only like 2 2spd rainbows the entire fucking career. I feel like the end probably has the best chance of stealing wins if the stars align. The LS might never fire dober because of such low witAlso uma stan still sucks despite ppl shilling it all of a sudden again
>>553524095Same, I've been spamming parent runs and fell asleep like twice
>>553523574They just get someone to replace her. That's what happened when Ines' first VA retired.
I don't like being reminded of the fact that real people exist. At least everyone in here is no more than figments of my imagination.
>>553524117Tranny?
>>553523672I heavily use ShareX for screenshots/crops and uploading encodes, never bothered with it for recording however. Autism: Ignoring OBS, I'd rather use Nvidias stuff instead, at least there I can be sure the perf drop isn't noticeable (if there at all). And yes, this is an issue with software that can't zero-copy properly for NVENC to function properly, of which there are sadly plenty.>MPEG-4/Xvid support in 2026Honestly incredible lmao.>They don't filter out vendor codecs you can't useMore of a QoL problem, but gaaaaaaaaaaay.You do you obviously, not trying to throw shade, I'm just surprised to hear someone mention ShareX of all things for recording purposes.
>>553524225retard
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>553524095did you horse die because you forgot to pause the game
I've got enough carats saved up to roll all the umas I want and max the ones I want maxed.What good support cards are coming up so I can dump all my excess on those banners?
daily fans acquired and on /uma/ ^^ time to put an oven pizza in the oven and go lie down with a cigarette in the dark and jerk off to bakushin O
>>553523996Really? I thought the End one having NSM and guaranteed accel with Spurt, and having decent wit might make it compatible.>>553524145People did not want to show up for speed training class towards the end. And both of those runs are with like 4 speed sparks or something. Also I have failed more <15% trainings with Cafe than anyone else. More than I can count. Cafe is fucking cursed.And really Uma Stan sucks? I am here borrowing an MLB Nakayama to get it because I am a lazy fuck. But yeah I guess I will try a practice room
>>553523734Left>Actually has some wit compared to right>NSM and spurt can luck into wins if you manage to proc them and miraculously no one else doesYou could probably gamba with right, but I had shit luck back when lates I ran had less than 500 wit and especially 400 wit.
>>553524145even the best built end closers seem to be inconsistent. the most reliable predictor of victory isn't spurt>nsm, it's axs. the tiny straight into the instantaneous corner just seems to block the absolute fuck out of ends and lates every single time, even with nsm.
>>553524231Perfectly capable for what I need it to do
i'm getting bored of unity cup
>>553524387
Dangerously sexy
>>553524305>This is me. Literally me.an eternal NPC?
I used the wrong parent and hit medium S instead of long S. I don't give a fuck anymore, i'm just gonna use this and hope I can fraud some wins out with the funny orange uma.
>>553524583Gentle wife
>>553524583>>553524387CUTE!>>553524570That's fair. Can't be any worse than Microsoft's garbage at least, looks like it too.
>>553524609maybe. but your respose is pretty NPCmaybe im the main character
>>553524536i agree, just think it has better chance of rng wins over the LS. Theyre def not as dominant as libra. Pump nd/or dober now feel necessary
>>553524638You got this if Shiraoki-sama deems you worthy and this ends in 7
>>553524679>agnes tachyonThis is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself? I wish I could go do surgery in real life?
>>553514931>>553515457my understanding is that the currently "updated" sweepy is managed by the same guy who originally added the data harvesting
I am Tomoenage. You may not remember me, but I am your eternal rival. I beat your trainer in a G3 race once, and I’ve been chasing that high ever since. But I’ve never been able to replicate it. I’ve jobbed again and again and again. The others don’t remember, the different lives you’ve led, the different faces you’ve worn, the different Umamusume you’ve led to glory. But I do. One day, I will win again. One day, this track will end, and I will stand victorious at the finish line. One day, you will rue the day you crossed Tomoenage.
How strong is Gentildonna’s pussy grip
Here's my first time using the bot for a parent run>got all the important skills >bought some retarded skills with excess SP>hit 600/600/600>took almost 30 minutes for one runI'll give it a solid 6.7/10, at least I was able to finish one episode of a show that's been on my backlog for 5 years
>>553524769>Straight up tries to bite the enemylmao
>>553524518uma stan is prol worth if big discount - but its still easily outclassed by corners skills, especially double circle +4 hint ones. Id take high discount straights over it too
im happy meek (with penis)
>>553524769what the fuck was wrong with him
"YOURE LATE AGAIN!"*punches you*"YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING TRINER!"*kicks you**grabs your face and kisses you*"im sorry i dont know what came over me"
>>553524905wow cant wait for someone to say "what is this" and you spread malware ITT
>>553524638wits dangerously low and idk if her ults any good but i think this could at least get to A finals w/ a dash of luck
>>553524769Shinko Windy?!
>>553525119
>>553524486>I've got enough carats saved up to roll all the umas I wantGod, I wish that were meOnly need 1 copy of Maru on her reroll and can't even pity with my calculator setup, after that need to save 600 rolls for Ramonu and 600 rolls for Pasa speed not counting the scenario card for the Ancestors and all the umas I want
>>553524905>took almost 30 minutes for one runwas it on Unity or is it slow at deciding what to do?
>>553524769>>553524989A warhorse born in the wrong era...
I do enjoy that
>>553525224it was on unity and the retarded bot kept scrolling repeatedly when choosing skills after the end of the career
>>553524801Shiraoki isn't real
>>553524905>bought some retarded skills with excess SPYou ABSOLUTELY want to make sure to black list skills you don't want, or simply mass blacklist things filtered by strat/length>took almost 30 minutes for one runSweepy is not fast, never has been and probably won't be for one reason or another. Another bot that exists is a LOT faster but also far dumber.>>553525342When you check the log you'll know why it does that, sadly it has a purpose, a silly one but it has one. Generally I don't recommend buying skills mid career if you can avoid it, it eats too much time.
give me the bot so i can actually spend time playing other games
My long S?
>>553525178>over 100 pulls to get an umaI genuinely can't relate, praying to Shiraoki-sama I don't get karma'd on V.Eishin but I've gotten every uma I pulled for within 50 pulls
>>553524305I want to have sex with you
>>553525496No you have to run horses
>>553525554Mhm……………die
>>553525473Alright, I'll blacklist all the non-long skills for now. What about limiting the amount of runs done? I don't want to do more than 10 at a time.
>>553525496The game is passive enough you can play it and another game without issue. You don't need a bot
>>553525554it's better to keep the idea that cygays will fuck you over so you don't go unprepared, rolling without pity is bad practice
>>553525109she is literally a child though
So excited for Wednesday so I can blow my 30k carats.
>>553524758i can imagine a hypothetical perfect room in which a late cafe in 6th activates all of her accels, avoids blockage, and wins with her not terrible speed. i can't imagine a race in which an end closer with speed that low doesn't just lose to some pace chaser that didn't even activate acceleration. it actually has a lower maximum speed than a pace with 1200+S.
https://jiggie.fun/bG94yshttps://jiggie.fun/bG94yshttps://jiggie.fun/bG94ys
So people do parent runs in unity cup? Do they not spam races then cause nsm is a good skill to have?
>>553525681On Fine Motion?
>>553525723i give up
>>553525773I have a different type of load to blow for Finemo
>>553525773Ejaculating on Fine Motion and Fine Motionposters
I can’t prove it, but the Fine Motion posters are definitely interns. It’s a gut feeling.
>>553525758Unity is just braindead easy to do runs on even if you lose the unity cupThe URA Finale spark is good but not worth the hassle, the MANT spark will be better anyway now that guts is relevant.
>>553525758I do parent runs in Unity because bombs can give you strategy/distance corner/straights skills, Secondly, all my important skills are via chain events. If your desired skills are via hints, you should do parent runs in URA
>>553525685I'm the OP of the two Cafes, I did a practice run and both Cafes finished basically within a nose of each other I am going to keep trying and then after a couple of races make a decision as to which one I use
>>553525109women behave like this btw
>>553525442
>>553525758>So people do parent runs in unity cup? unity if you want unity hints and more SP. URA if you want the scenario spark, and specific hint farming from cards. URA is slightly faster if you're spamming like 10 parent runs a day. >Do they not spam races then cause nsm is a good skill to have?you spam races. your affinity/race sparks are more important than +1 hint to nimble nav. if you really, REALLY want NSM for parent farming, bring wit yeppers
>>553525615>I'll blacklist all the non-long skills for now.Mind you that it likely won't speed things up, only remove bullshit purchases (obv). My recommendation would be to blacklist ANY style or length that isn't your target. Example: For Bakushin only keep Front, Sprint and Front+Sprint skills, blacklist everything else.>I don't want to do more than 10 at a time.Not 100% sure what you mean, but you can toggle an option to only run objectives and races you've selected, no random "Fans needed, run random G3/G2 race" stuff. More risky and prone to failure obviously, but self done careers aren't any different.Saw a VERY recent update adding some "race if no good training is available" stuff, haven't looked into that yet tho so I have no idea.
sex porm silence suzuka
what does cafe's pantyhose smell like
>>553526093squid
>>553525496JP has a bot built-in
>>553525178I'm low maintenance since I only have my eye on four umas this year and I'm only looking to max the one, it's not so hard for me. I've got 60k ready to max the first and the rest of the year I'm content with just one copy. I think for 2027 I have another I want to max but that's too far ahead for me to bother thinking about.Must be hell for anons who want lots of umas though, especially if they want to max them since Cygames is being both stingy and speedy at the same time.
my idol is doing something weird, I figured you guys had something to do with it.
>>553526076>>I don't want to do more than 10 at a time.I mean I don't want to do unlimited careers. I only want to do at most 10 careers each time I active the bot
>>553525535I took it. It happened on a run where I autpiloted the top team on the first Unity race and lost so it got squandered, sorry
>>553526008if she does this she need rape correction. literally rape her. what is she gonna do? get mad and break up? or buck up and get straight? she could spit in my mouth and get raped though. that would give me a boner
How the fuck the overstat nigger mcqueen jobbing to 16th place in Hopeless stakes and immediately end the run?
>>553525773Yes, it’s been such a long wait
>>553526236no amount of stats will save you from the giga late-start
>everyone calls Finemo a tranny>everyone wants to fuck herhmmm
>>553526236Late start, brocked, and >>553512695 fulfilling her fate.
>>553526164Ooohhhh, that. You can't specifically do a singular run, after which the bot shuts down, for some reason that was removed by the last coder as well.What you can do is toggle pic related, that will stop the bot at the end of a career, till you tell it to continue doing it's thing.The thing is meant to spam runs over and over by design, so keep that in mind.
>>553526354are YOU a tranny? I wnat to fuck you sex sex
>>553526236Kachow
>>553515895ugly forehead
>trying to train sag ls cafe>2* med>9* long>triggers med S 3 runs in a row>no longthis is sadism. Bput to just resign to using overstammed libra cafe
>>553526236Not enough skills
>>553526408ok thanks, I'll just have to manually disable it after a few hours. the clankers eats a lot of RAM and GPU power tho
I do not get enough SP during these runs
>>553526354no one likes you, not even your mother. Do the world a favor
i thought end closers used least stamina or was that lates?
>>553526692lates
>>553526550unused ram is useless ram
Resting my gut on Teio's ass while fucking her
>>553525554I've had to pity every Uma that I really want but I get a bunch of Umas from daily singles.
>>553526608Also fall runner here was due to leftover sp that couldn’t buy anything else
>>553525915I believe all propaganda posters are interns.Can't wait for the Ayabe mafia
>>553526550>manually disable it after a few hoursPretty much. I'd prefer some sort of "How many Runs to run" option as well, but so it goes, it's either all or nothing.> eats a lot of RAM1GB is pretty tame, but then again I have 32GB so who am I to talk.>and GPU powerDoes it? Been wondering about that for a while now, cuz I sure as hell can't notice any heavy usage, or any period, even tho the console says it's active.>>553526741Also unironically this. Caching is a thing, and it's stupidly important. Games are a pretty nice example for this. Some modern games CAN run on low (v)ram, but they'd rather use as much as they can get their hands on for performance reasons.
>>553526642When does this happen in game? Who is Rudolf talking about?
>look at the tierlist>Calstone is C tierOk but hear me out, what if it's a straight sprint?
did we like the new vf cm8 guide? yes or no
Favorite umasongs? For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5hgQKU4rJY
>>553526925She's talking about (You), the trainer, after you fail to get teio her triple crown
>>553526925katsuragi ace of course
>>553527026Winning the soulBlazehttps://youtu.be/BqMq43k9UCA?si=5l9aTxlPv7e-P2r7
>>553526962?
HARIKITTE IKOU!!!!
>>553526838Which interns are the luckiest? I’ll join whatever propaganda cabal they’re a part of for decent rolls
>>553527214We got a bunch of people getting XOguri pretty easily
Why is it only TopRo-chan 3DPD being spammed? What did I do to get the argentinian schizo fixated on me?
i fucking hate reddit ship
>>553527026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upi04t8IHO8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na_6SgN4FDw
>>553527374But you’d fuck her
>>553527312Thanks Oguri for the daily gaslight
>>553527312It took me 140 rolls to get XOguri…
>>553526236We call her the shame of the Mejiro Family for a reason
>562k class 6 semen retention two weeks ago>565k last week>Nearing 575k this weekI'm not feeling safe hitting 590k after one more month, bwos...
>>553527347Are you super straight? Are you into male Tore x Uma?
>>553527486By the time MANT arrives it will be 700k
>>553526925Teio
>get fine motion>cant use fine motion cardit aint fair
>>553526181>Fuji will remember this
test
>>553525857It was just a picture of some kind of a thing, so you didn't miss anything unless you're a really big thing fan
>>553527026https://youtu.be/XKqx1rPO-rI
>>553527807They went too hard with her design
>>553527807why did they give gentildonna so many unique animations
>>553527549Yes, I'd like to marry TopRo
If you have any holiday spirit, your Saggitarius Cup team should be Santa Oguri, Santa Biwa, and Nice Nature the festive uma.
>>553521817why is Cheval just there and not with Dia and Kita
>>553527807Damn it works, ChatGPT is amazing
>>553526440Rude! I love her big forehead.
>>553527893Mary Sue
New gyaru kino just dropped
This is my third 3* xoguri in the sea of failed aces
>>553527893afaik she has the most earnings of any horse so they really went all out.
>>553527893She’s a premium uma
>>553527993I love her big tits
>>553527953Maybe she got lost.
>>553527896Final Question: Are you a white super straight male that wants to marry his cute trainee? If yes, then you MIGHT have your answer.>>553527982What slop software did you download there?
You guys get 500k+?
>>553526265I hope she doesn't take too many carats from you.
>>553528136>If yes, then you MIGHT have your answer.I see. It doesn't make sense to me tho, but yeah, no point in trying to understand a schizo.
>>553527184Kitasan tits, my beloved...
The threads recently have been unreadable. What happened to the comfy cozy threads from 2 months ago?
>>553526354Sex with tranny finemo and tranny finemo posters
>>553528326
>>553526354i'm a chaser so yea
>>553528298Exactly. Just [-] the creature and move on.>>553528371The last 2 months happened.
>>553527184
It's cold outside
>>553527982Lol did you ask chatgpt to vibe code you a webm converter?
I'm going to the kentucky derby this yearcheapest flights I can buy are like 900 bucksshould I go ahead and buy or wait until 21 days before to see if they are cheaper
the things I'd do to her tight lean horse pussy
>>553528235if you need a tier list for team trials, have a look at this. it's from Neb who is the #1 ranked team trial, first to 1 million pts
>>553528637Looks like he did. I'd trust Claude with that, not GPT tho.The auto upload is neat at least, however this set up is worthless if you want anything but quick slop without a care in the world for quality.
>>553528371You ain't seen a sloptuber infested discussion thread yet
>>553528617doto is cute and he deserves to have the company of lovely ladies even if he can't fug them anymore
MOGGED
>>553528917Why is VF such a faggot anyway
look who joined the gang
>>553528974the power of BREASTS
>>553528235I've been sitting around 600k for the past few weeks. I trained some new runners for next week since some of my previous ones had max bond level, but expect them to be sidegrades. If you have MLB Kitasan you should be able to retain every week.
>>553526906since you seem to be a bot master how the fuck do you get it to actually select recently released support cards to borrow they're still in chinese in the bot or whatever so it cant detect them
>>553529030early 20s and gacha player
>just woke up>check bot>17 runs >not a single one with 2* Stam/Pow with 2* Long
>>553528136>>553528637>What slop software did you download there?I just asked chatgpt to write me a webm converter in python that uses ffmpeg and yt-dlp for twitter links, when audio is checked it automatically creates a soundpost webm with mp3 uploaded and filename and all
>>553528974
MARVELLOUS
>>553529030dropped out of college to be a sloptuber
>>553527026Mare kino song...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIy_fG6av3I
>>553528895Why not just use webmforretards? Are you not retarded so you can't use it?How it feels to be retarded horse.jpg
>>553528929He's got all the pussy he could ever want.
>>553527893That's not a unique animation exclusive to her though
sweepy is eternally angry over the absolute titmogging she receives
>>553529148You like that?
>>553529120Use OUR sweepy bot an anon is still updating it
Training for sprintslop is gonna make longslop seem fun. At least I can use Curren I guess
>>553529294Why do cats sleep on top of horses so much?
Halo’s head on Kawakami’s body would be the perfect uma
>>553529148you should use the time you saved botting to instead exercise you fat 500 pound fuck
windy taking a bath? impossible she must always be stinky!
>>553528281I’m tempted to blow through them anyway. I need more umas and statues. If I can 5 star FineMo then all the better.
>>553529536Am I not allowed to sleep?
>>553529515I mean wouldn't you?
>>553529152why didn't you just do all that yourself retard
>>553529528
>>553529515Aside from the obvious answer of "a horse's back is nice and warm", barn cats are the natural prey of foxes, and when on top of a horse they're both in an elevated position and on top of an animal a fox isn't stupid enough to fuck with.
>>553528637NTA but I've had luck with copilot because copilot literally just uses chatgpt for its smart mode with doing simple shit.
>>553529120>They're still in chinese...Sure you're using the right bot?https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy>>553529152Whole lot of "work" just to download and post twitter posts of all things, probably bloating them in the process. Hell, in most cases I bet all you have to do is download the clips and split the aac (m4a) audio from the original mp4, keeping the quality and everything.
>>553529515cats like sitting on soft thingsthere aren't a lot of things as soft as a horse's back in a barn or pasture
>>553529761@umagrok swap their heads
>>553529787>a horse's back is nice and warmhorses are not particularly warm
I need to goon and got tired of Rice runs...Need 3 Long with any blueOr 2 Long and 2 blue (pwr/stm/spd)Or 1 long and 3 blue^Or 3 pwr/sta and whatever pinkodds and shiraoki-sama blesses me, evens and I won't get shit7 and I'll get 3*long 3*stam/pwr now or soon0 and I do 7 more runs instead of closing shop for today
>>553529874They are compared to straw or the ground.
>>553529928true
