>Middie 7.4https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/06944d892fd98cc00b2a28ff77edbafa4f7eef54>Heavensturn (Dec 31 - Jan 15)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/Heavensturn/xqnas3t3m1>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups• January 14, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: X-files• January 16 | 07:00 PM EDT | Materia, Sephirot, The Lavender Beds Ward 14, Yainu-Par (Entrance - 10.6, 14.3) >>552575309• January 17 | 06:00 PM EDT | Malboro, Crystal Goblet W13 P26 | Art Meet >>552813983 • January 18 | 11:00 AM EST | Balmung, The Lavender Beds, Ward 8, Plot 2 | LotR Trilogy (Extended Edition) >>553304767 • January 23 | 07:00 PM EDT | Mateus Lavender Beds, W22, P7 | Lalafell Slice of Life Meetup >>552491838• January 25 | 10:00 PM EST | Marilith, Dynamis, Mist W27, P41 | RP workshop & networking meet >>552655494Previous: >>553498217
dt ebin picker 2.0 doko
m10 is the only good song this tier
https://files.catbox.moe/i9n342.mp4
>>553514315t. claims revolution
>>553514210One of these is not like the other
I can't sleep...
>>553514315I think Sinister is good.
I feel like the game is trying to tell me this Dark Knight thing is a bad idea.
>>553514210I think the blonde fishra is mine
i woke up and now it's cc time
I have to take a shower but feeling super lazyyyyy
>>553514408Same sis...https://youtu.be/g8pNRCtzOTQ?si=U0r18LNt6MIFETjk>>553514315M10, then M12 P2, then M11, then idc.
me femra wants to do some maps.
>>553514529Gl plapbait.
>>553514546i'm taking a shower tomorrow on day 7
>>553514315it is until you're stuck on it for days in arena split
>>553514658give me 2hours i'm still at work
>>553514692r u a moonie?
Miera here.https://files.catbox.moe/zq3p52.png
>>553514658me catgirl could do a map or two
I heard someone say the music for the tyrant fight is AI generated but I don't hear it
>>553514457DRK buff
we didn't clear m11s and i'm kinda frustrated about blowing up on arena split towers it's been 6h, i've been feeling sick, and our viper and dragoon just keep standing wrong or greedswe've seen maybe 5-7 times past split and out of all the pulls only in one we didn't suffer sustained damage i think fucking tired, bros thanks for reading my blog
do we like malezen BWC here
>>553514716>>553514658>>553514802What server?
>>553514853take care of your self master
>>553514727why did this get deleted
>>553514735can i see ur moonie
>>553514735am a stinky sunnie
>>553514210any country with an anthem closest to flow
>>553514943howd you know I was a moonie...
my moonie looks like this now >>553514938
>>553514860My eb has one and it's my moonie's fav treat
>>553514315I like it but my favorite is easily Everything Burns, the guitar scratches my brain the right way.>>553514803I don't hear it either, it'd fuck up the vocals bad if it was. Not to mention the ghost notes, but that's much harder to hear for most people.
It just gets worse...
>fuck up mechanics>we wipeWhy would Hector do this?
>>553514898Any server on crystal but i'm still at work! please start in two hours...
>>553514803we call those people retards and/or niggers
>>553515087I'll never forgive Hector "Here's how my group did it" Hectorson.
>>553515078omw to bear away all your belongings
>>553514985post stinky sunnie
>>553515005i can sense moonies.
my moonie is a hectorhead and appreciator (so long as she clears before the guide releases)
>>553515190I swear on the name of the Twelve if you go through the middle drawer, no distance will be safe from my explosive wrath.
>hector still hasn't cleared m11sUHHHH HECTOR BROS?
>>553515087>>553515183>Picks the dogshit worst strategies >PF refuses to adopt any other strategy until hector makes a follow up vid NA can bitch all they want about not getting onto aether but at least they don't have to deal with EU raiding
>200 pullsno wonder raiding is dead in this gameno one but NEETs have time to do that shit
>>553515196nyot until the stink has been washed away
>>553515183desu he got better at his guides, sure he shows that but also shows what PF is mostly doing as well. Nowadays people hate on him because it's cool to hate on him and bitch about retarded things like "WAHHH THE LIGHT PARTY IS LEFT INSTEAD OF RIGHT, HOW COULD HECTOR DO THIS"
>>553514926i'll keep myself safe and kill m11s tomorrow for sure if it's not happening in the allotted static time i'll just try to stay sane in pf after, just like last tier
i am a femlalain lovewith another femlala
Three for three, what the hell...
The Warg Fending helm and the Alpine coat kinda go hard together.
>>553515183>start progging M9S day1>look at PF>see raidplan with the simplest aetherletting mechanic possible>hector releases his guide next day>weirdest aetherletting possible comes first in the video>the version that PF uses comes second and is way easier to executeI don't even know why he kept his "Here's how my group did it" version in the video.
>>553515375he should either stick to how his group does it or what pf doesdon't show both at the same time because braindead people will get confused, he did it for vamp stomp with mt and d1 standing on top of each other for "muh uptime"
>>553515342i guess you're fake stinky
>>553515321just clear first pull????
>>553515469smooching this bad luck fiddie
So... there's on day left until reset, why haven't you cleared the tier yet?
>>553515375Every guidemaker has been getting bitched about for as long as they've existed, MTQ and Happy got the same treatment. Hector's more popular because he actually bothers animating his diagrams (MTQ/Happy did not do this) and explaining the way the mechanic works instead of only the solution (Yukizuri/Joonbob did not do this).
>>553515342that's a moonie
>>553515321yeah having a job really killed my raiding time this go around>>553515541job
dawg
now that theyve removed glam restrictions they should remove gear restrictions as well so we can go back to the good ol days of tanks using dps gear and dying to tank busters
>>553515494nyo i smell bad...>>553515619a moonies, the sunnies
>>553515642poor moonie still has some dogcoin despite its stocks being in the dumpster...
>>553514529need a low angle gpose
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>553515469>>553515078now its me who is scared of you holy crap
>>553515561>Happy got the same treatment100% deserved on his case
>>553515704fake stinky fake stinkyprobably super clean and already smell like flowers
>>553515642dawg armpit
https://www.shoutoutuk.org/pathways/Post your WoL and how they do.
>>553515704I fucking love cat girls it's unreal
>>553515642May my dog fiddie?
>>553515871Back to your containment board
>>553515704that's also a moonie
>>553514853I WILL be calling the viper slurs tomorrow dont you worry king. >>553515541Because melee players (derogatory) deserve to be sent to forced labor camps for their crimes.
>>553515871The exact moment I saw this on /v/ it gets posted here, damn
>>553515812what if she had red hair and was evilwould you still love
>>553515561I don't like diagrams. Show me in game wtf your talking about
>>553515837you'd say eww gross when you walk into my apartment>>553515885a miracle come unreal>>553515954you know what they say about
>>553515871This game puts people on a watchlist if they score badly enough
>join "normal" server FC>everyone always talking about their wives/husbands
>>553516026Can you bless me with a cat wife?
>>553516026wannya be stinky and cuddle and go meow meow mrrow and then shower together
Hiii
>Join a M10S>Watch the hector guide
>every single anon in this general is progging m12s>i just started m10sits over for me, isnt it...
>>553515816Let's be honest, you should have been scared from the beginning,
>>553515642naked please
>>553515982yeah I love evil women so much it's (ultimate)
>>553516104Hihi! /wave
>>553516060MMOs are for oldies man idk what to tell you
is there a macro command for hiding/unhiding specific hotbars?
>>553516112i just started m10s yesterday
>>553516026no way, i'd be very scientific and would make sure the smell isn't too badi just want to see how stinky you are
>>553516112I'm slowly progging m11s, not rushing since i know i'm not clearing before reset.
>>553516082you'll get a miqo eb tomorrow morning>>553516098i'll sniff you, you'll sniff me and we'll go nyaa nyaa meo mrowww well into the night
>>553516112I'm starting m9s right NOW
>>553515871Romancing the purple haired alte roite girl
People should just watch VODs and study nearly a weeks worth of attempts.
>>553516270>tomorrow morningthat's like in 6hours from now...
>>553516216fucking lol
Anyone else stuck in the PFMINES in M10S clear parties that clearly have someone who CANNOT FUCKING CLEAR
gn
>>553516391bro chill
i have never seen anyone use the strat board for anything other than memes
is my melf husband here
>>553515968I would end up calling them time wasting niggas
>>553516479which melf?
Do you guys fw my new glam?
>>553516257albeit you can't really see stink... only smell it... you'll just have to take my word for how stinky my sunnie is until tomorrow>>553516312means you won't have to wait as long, congratulations are in order!
>>553515871My malezen and who?
>>553516437My fault... people were failing Deep Arial in a clear party multiple times and I... I needed a break from PF...
>>553515871I really like that the one about the emergency housing implies that doing research and finding out that this is apparently true is bad and will radicalize you because other people who found out it was true are very upset about it
>>553516471i've personally been copying chinese strategy boards and translating them to na stuff, it's nice to have something you can stick on your game until you get it down without looking
>>553516541very dashing, ser.
>>553516531he knows who he is
>>553516495We can when we replace them!!!
>>553516060Sorry...
>>553516620is it a duskwight melf a wildwood melf or an ishgardian melf
Is my femlala-wife-to-be here?
>>553516140uhm nohttps://litter.catbox.moe/1xnzvj6cauaskra3.jpg
>>553516541very nice but i hope you dont have a shield just so we can see the fitshieldless pld is kinda ass
>>553516542in that case can i smell your sunnie?
>>553516631I'd rather just boot them and not say a word ngl fuck em
>>553516541I feel like it could maybe use a different pair of boots that match with the rest of the colors, or maybe a more muted darker color with the existing ones to not draw attention away from the rest of the outfit, but otherwise I think it looks really nice!
If you wish hard enough your threadcrush will post
Is my femra wi... oh forget it...
>>553516471I was linking the different phases of M10S while I was learning ithttps://evyx.gg/strategy-boards
>>553516743Yes, im here!
Who the FUCK just summoned me
>>553516112I haven't even started M9s. I hate full time work
>>553516743I can log back in...
>>553516725they already have
>>553516691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYS8HaH7VxQ
Me hroth saw 2% enrage.. SIGH
>>553516705Id rather tell them exactly why we are booting them in pain staking detail. With clips to back it up. But ill settle for just telling them theyre gone and poof
>>553516812I did, sorry... I just miss you so much my husband
>>553516757>cole evyxsry but all i remember about that guy that is his gay mental breakdown
>>553516391Week 1 Korra bros...
>>553515871My sunnie+ got put into reeducation
>>553516874"Enjoy pf" /kick
CONFESS
>>553516902Oh, right, husbandly duties./smoochok bye
>>553515489that m9 strat is gonna kill so many people. it's so dumb
>>553516691if I impregnate this will my children be blue?
>>553517007/smooch!! Miss you...
>>553516691painting her white
>>553516838I've always loved these
Does Lumy even post?
>>553516994stop posting this after I make a joke yearnpost...
>>553516919We clearing M11S and M12S Monday back to back TRUST
okay but like can we cool it with the aether DC congestion now that it's been a week or two or however long it's been
>>553516471Someone shared this and I have it up on my screen during phase 1
>>553517085CONFESS
>>553516912The plans are made by random uploaders, evyx just hosts the site.
>>553516994What is this picture even supposed to be of and why don't you use any of the half dozen XIV ones
>>553515871Is this for elementary kids? I find it hard to believe this is for college age students.
>>553517037maybe but they will definitely be cats, since children take the mothers race if cross-breeding occurs sometimes they just die
chat can my moonie clear m12s from fresh in 7 hours tomorrow
>>553517175>skipping cutscenesLMFAOOOOOO TOPPEST OF FUKKEN KEKS AHAHAHAHAAHAHABOO THIS MAN
>>553517175It looks like the priest guy from PT. It should be edited on the normal confess wojak not the black mage version imo
>>553517194Correction: College aged students in the UK.
>>553517175that is a XIV picture, play the game
my femra's eggs always hatch into cat lizard hybdrids
>>553517276>the priest guy from PT.the who
what % should he be at by haertbreak kick
>>5535174250
>>553517380the floor 30 boss
>>553517228>catswait a second, I thought you were a dog...
>>553515968clownra what fight are you up toooo
>>553517343those wombgifts are something, huh...
>>553517515my favorite zone tbhtbhhtbhtbhthb
>>553517515El Piss
>>553517495>wombgiftsSTOP. SAYING. WOMBGIFTS.That league is dead already, it's over...
>>553517515I thought this was a CC map
>>553517454That's a fake dog
>>553517495got a mageblood from a femra a while back
>>553517454>youi'm not MM, but i'm pretty sure his character is whatever race he feels like at the time dog, cat, glorpo, and the like
>>553517515>>553517549Shame it's such a "never ever" zone, I highly doubt we will ever return there for MSQ
>>553516994The night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind.And another.His mother called him "WILD THING!".And Max said "I'll eat you up".So he was sent to bed without eating anything.The very night in Max's room a forest grew.And grew-And grew until his ceiling hung with vines.And the walls became the world all around.And an ocean tumbled by with a private boat for Max.And he sailed off through night and day.And in and out of weeks.And almost over a year.To where the wild things are.And when he came to the place where the wild things are.They roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth.And rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws.Till Max said "Be Still!".And tamed them with the magic trick.Of Staring into all their yellow eyes without blinking once.And they were frightened and called him the most wild thing of all.And made him king of all wild things."And now", cried Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"."Now stop!” Max said and sent the wild things off to bed without their supper.And Max the king of all wild things was lonely and wanted to be where someone loved him best of all.Then all around from far away across the world.He smelled good things to eat.So he gave up being king of where the wild things are.But the wild things cried, "Oh please don't go- we'll eat you up - we love you so!".And Max said, "No!".They roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth.And rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws.But Max stepped into his private boat and waved goodbye.And sailed back over a year.And in and out of weeks.And through a day.And into the night of his very own room.Where he found his supper waiting for him.And it was still hot.Kind of makes me realized that I like Hrothgar females because they are wild things to me.
>>553517380The floor 30 boss of the Pilgrim's Traverse deep dungeon.
>>553517515Endwalker now that was an expansion
>3% enrage with only one dps down at very end Bwo...Tyrant is kinda tough
>>553517452>>553517638damn i guess i'm the retard thendon't think i've done 21-30 more than once
>>553517638What?
>>553517380xivggers not beating the allegations
>>553517618It's still comfy to just idle in and imagine a world that could be
>brb smokes
Ok I am going to sleep now gn chat. Have this as an apology for my malding https://litter.catbox.moe/in4nrm.png>>553517458On 11s still :((( shouldve been on 12 by now but our melee and healers are TROLLING us
>>553517629I don't speak Epstinien>>553517515Elpis is so cool and I WISH there was more to it
hello friends i got past split arena im so good at this game
>>553517515POV: You're about to see your writing get raped
i think walls of spoilers that aren't even spoilers about the game itself are posts that are bad quality
>>553516576Amelia reminds me of someone...
How is the matched party experience for PT? Are people usually chill or are there a lot of people running around triggering landmines and other people being passive aggressive
>>553517741you'll wait for me to smoke this fag, fag
>>553517790this is the only froth i've found attractive
>>553517694desu im slightly regretting playing melee with the fights adjusted for tome gear, the damage checks feel absolutely brutal and I have won 0 gear, i got through m11s by the skin of my fuckin teeth and i dont even want to go to m12 because i didnt win anything there either so my dps will be trash
>>553516216code please
when people say "arena split" are they referring to the m10 mechanic called arena split or the part of m11 with the arena split in half
Up at dawn, I'm jumping out of bed (out of bed)I throw my baggies on, the water is calling~Grabbed my board, my bag, I'm rocking hard!I saw the flow, it swells, it's growing real tallInto liquid badlands, it's a point blank!
>>553517846they're niled so you clearly have shit taste
>>553517832dice roll, usually been fine to tell people on the last sets to be careful and ez clear. Bring Phoenix Downs though
>>553517425my moonie just cleared and it was at 11.2 percent but we delayed our 2 minute for the pot window and cleared it with around 2-3 seconds to spare (with lb2)
>>553517269post lewds and I shall bestow upon thee my Bunny Luck buff it lasts for 48 hours
>>553517865Tyrant feels the most fair for melees but I dunno what else to do, just hope everyone plays perfectly i guess
>>553517914https://pastebin.com/rE0fVQ5b
>>553517846thanks u too
>>553517979cute moonie
my catboy is now online.where da boypussy at?
>>553518253between your wobbleflanksjust grab it and pull it out
never had a choicenever let the opps wincalm them nervesgot the whole world watchin
*ahem*Light it up. :)
>>553518325Dogoonie hands typed this
>>553517790cute hair
>>553518253We call it munt around these parts, son
>>553518325cringiest lyrics of all time
>>553518564somehow less erotic than boypussy
>>553516994I really want to fanta...
>>553518564Punt that munt!
>>553518574reddit
>>553517085Jokes are just half truths...>>553518610The bottle of fanta keeps staring at me too sis...
m11s is slowly making me into a schizothis fight is awful
I'm losing weight for fanfest. I can't let my opps see me where I'm at right now.
gweheheeee!!! my femlala's getting there, slowly.......
Are all elezen really like this
>my usual main non-/vg/ general is worse than hereThis malera is scared.
>>553518750I unironically started for the same reason and I'm down 30 pounds, you can do it too anon. I believe in you.
>>553517981okhttps://files.catbox.moe/65r5yf.png
>>553518768my femra just got it a couple weeks back as well, was even her first npc to 150...
>>553518750thinking about trying to get on ozempic for a bit for the same reasonif i can lose 40 i'll be all set
>>553515470horrendous fashion sense
>>553518750I'm wishing you luck
>>553518892affection is hot nice pose
>>553518892You're still shit at gposes I see
>>553518868It'll be my first one, I'm trying to figure out who to dress up as, did you decide on any cosplays?>>553518941If it gets the job done there's no shame, heard it's INSANELY pricey though. >>553518986Christ that image lmao
>>553518810yeah
>>553518941Get on reta instead
>>553518986There are people who text like left and that gives me gigantic ick... maybe I'm asexual
>>553518892That's cute and hot
>>553519072>did you decide on any cosplays?Not at the moment, I'd only have real interest in crossplaying if I was being honest but I don't think I'm cut out for that in public...
dog what am i watching
>>553518810non xivg ones yeah
>>553514315It's the best song but also not a good video game bgm, if that makes sense
>>553518892very cute and wholesome
>>553517515This is the best designed zone in the game post ARR.
>>553514315To me it's M12S's phase 2
>>553518892Wait, you like catboys?
>>553518892>same old clunky ahh gpose from pre-DTholy shit can you make something new
>>553519038>>553519285seething futards
>>553519184Heard it's pretty normal for conventions to have crossplaying and almost all vtuber cosplayers are doing that, just saying you should at least buy the outfit (if you can afford it) and then scope out day 1 and if it's comfy enough you can do it d2
>>553519138
>>553519374>Rob CHIDORI’S MOONIE!!!!context? wasn't he with some femra
>>553518960It got me 100pts in the fashion report so I can't complain! Beats my IRL wardrobe anyways.
>>553519072i can handle the price because i'll only need it for a little while>>553519081not interested in shady shit
PVP Machinists are massive faglords.
Why is everyone rude to people who haven't progged M9S/savage before. We should be supporting people at all stages of prog
>>553514853It's crazy how simple easy the mechanics in 11 are but people are just bad at the game's fundamentals. There are more complex aoe patterns in dungeons but these are simply fast and that's all
>>553519189??? this is the power of the traditional chinese dc
>>553519285my moonie went too hard in 2020-2021 and burned out too quickly
>>553517618For such an important piece to the story and loop shenanigans, you'd think we would. XIV could use another ARR V2.0 with all the dead zones it has
>WE ARE HERE!!!!!Why do SEA posters always spam that shit when they're shilling ecelebsI know the guy doing it here is trying to schizopost someone but I've seen it done unironically elsewhere
>>553516602I'm just saying I bet Starmer is less well defended than Maduro and fewer people would be willing to stop the scions from having a boss fight there.
Sex with Fiera
>>553519363That's a pretty good idea. At the very least, I know it's very common so it shouldn't be too bad come day of...
>>553519397Felt the same even when I wasn't on them so
Nah, I'm good
>>553517790me hrothgal will be cheering on her fellow femhrothies in her sleep, you got this!
>>553519189>>553519559source?
>>553519767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4sNPcgBxKE He's got a promo code
>>553519615and depending on where you buy it from (if it's common on amazon) you can also just return it if you've never used it if finances are an issue. Are you planning on doing your own WOL?
NEVER HAD A CHOICE NEVER LET THE OPPS WIN
>>553519876congrats!!!!
>>553519876congrats bro hopefully that will be me too soon
>>553518682>half truths...yeah...
>>553519828wait it's actually a girl i was just listening to the auto dubbed version and i thought it was just a glitch
>took five days to clearLMAO
GRAHHHHHHH I HATE GUNBREAKERS
>>553520016Why...
>>553519956Who is it sis...
>>553520106STOP TRYING TO BE A BLUE DPS AND PRESS YOUR MITS ON TIME DUMBASS
>>553519876Good jawb
>>553519989>LOL you cleared week 1 but you cleared late in the week what a shitter! you should have raided 16 hours on tuesday and wednesday like me!at this point just tell everyone you're unemployed
I want to feed a cute fiddie beans
>>553520207No. Yoshi said I must have 5000 ogcds
>>553518892*weeoo weeooo weeoooo hop hop hoppity hoppers*consider urself blessed :)
i like the idea of gunbreaker more than playing gunbreaker these days
>>553519876Congrats! :>
>>553515871They sent my malezen to the chud farm.
>>553520373Stop replying to bait retard
>>553520420I WOULD SAY IM GONNA KILL YOU BUT YOU ALREADY WIPED THE RAID TWICE AHHHHH
dang ppl are on m11s already... is it over for me?
>>553519849Not sure! I think Sphene would be funny for the joke but finding custom was why I stopped looking. Something more generic like my character would be easier considering time constraints.>>553519876GZ!
>>553520375This nigga eatin BEANS
>>553520375beans might be useful
remember that f2 we exist btw png spam that took place for like 6 hours yesterday?shit was deadahh ahhnnoying
>>553520534I dunno man. You got two femras behind you. Maybe they can help cheer you up.
>>553520525press feint
>>553520375I haven't thought about this clip in a long while
>0.1% wipe to Tyrant But why does he jump away at the end like that, we basically had him
>>553519876MY GOOOOAAAAAATTTT
>>553520660this is the holy grail of bean scenes.
>>553520623They woudln't do that would they?
Heart is poundin' out my chest, the poop boils inside of meLookin' at the walls around me closin' in, I think, "What's it gonna be?"Never had a choice, never let the sharts winCalm them nerves, got the whole world watchin'Ready, set, go and there ain't no stoppingGot one option, shit it up!Everything burns!Wipe it up, let's go, wipe it up, let's go!
>>553520660Didnt he not eat for 2-3 days so he could really make a convincing beanmaxxing scene?
This how PFing M10S at enrage got me feeling rn
Woah, Miquittens look like this...?https://x.com/Kurosu169/status/20105165533
I got tease for telling my friend group that I like when femra get turned into orb/cartoonishly turning into round balls.
>>553515968As melee player, i will be calling you slurs in bed
>>553520775its ok twin, you'll clear fr fr
>>553520687it's in his contract he gets to do his big ultimate fight ending move at exactly 11 minutes and 5 seconds into any given fight
>>553520660Really could go for some beans myself now.
>join PF>host is cute femra with pretty, non-slutty glam>NIN with DPS that blows everyone out of the water>checks tomestone for shitters and prog liars>calls out mistakes in the chat >also motivates and tells people to focus>I lock in so hard because of her>kicks bad people without mercyneed an EB like that..
I've been looking for over an hour and I can't find that one greentext of I think Mhitra yelling at the WoL "You WILL fuck my sister, and you better give it to her good!"Pray, does anyone have it saved?
>>553520780I don't have twitter, catbox?
M-my static keeps telling me to "lock in"...Can they keep their fetishes to themselves...
>>553516620I don't think he does
>>553520780uoh sex>>553520858
>>553520534few of us cleared 12 today
>>553515319The fuck you mean? Now almost all of PF requires hector strats, and if they dont, someone's gonna do a hector thing
yay, I got my uh... "healing" top... looks like I'm ready to go to work baka
>>553520867you need to lock in and take your hrt if you wanna get the gold parses, sis
>>553519524Because people want to clear and "teehee sorry for dying 39 times it's my first time progging" and "oh we need food? I got loquats xD whats a pot?" wastes everyone's time when they're already very tired of having their time wasted.Someone that's worth teaching won't have to be fucking babied through it because they'll at least have the decency to do some research before hand, ask some questions, and be honest with their inexperience. If you can't be nice enough to do any of that, I have no reason to be nice to you.
>>553520867just be the obedient sissy you are and do what they saythey need you to lock in
how in the hell do you mess up living on 2k usd a month living in brazil?!our BR static member cant fucking afford his sub and now we are going to be out for a week of progress
>>553520990>>553521002Okay, if it means we clear...
>>553520927Everyone using raidplans already cleared the fights hector coveredyou'll see a mix of rainplan and hector come tuesday. it's who you spot the retards who cleared late
>enter OC for shit to sell>overcome with extreme boredom>log off and think about going to bed>it's only 10 PMThry're really going to force us to raid huh
>attractive slutglammed female character dance partners me>get flustered and spill spaghetti all over my rotation aaaAAAA
>>553520867We can't have you getting distracted while we're trying to get our clear, anon-chan. We'll give you the key after we beat M12S enrage
I don't understand why you've been acting so different lately/shrug
whats a worst burn then having a dance partner unlink from you and then they link the tank?
>>553521284if you wanted them to read it, just fucking tell them directly bro
>>553521284is it me
>>553521284They don't like you
My ill moonie wants to wish everyone a good night!
>>553521297I wouldn't wanna DP a whore anyway
is viper fun
>>553521297that's griefing, not just a burn
Would making a moonie bark be raceplay?
>>553521159OC just needed a good weekly challenge log like eureka has and I'd go there weekly. it's literally aids to farm levels there. unlike eureka and bozja you HAVE to play the phantom job you want to level, not leveling it as a byproduct playing something you enjoy.the system is so shitty how haven't they added any QoL to it still
everything burns
>>553521159>doesn't want to raid>despite raid assist addons existingit's literally a you problem.
>>553520845I know this is false because 90% of those things would land that femra in Gay Baby Gaol.
finally unlocked bozja, huzzah ^_^ will be scampering around there for a bit shortly if anyone wants to pull up & help out.. might call CC later on as well if no one else is o7
You know? I never see niggas with blue hair.dont you know blue hair is main character energy hair?
>>553517790If the knorblords can get it you can too sis
>>553517021I'm victim of this, because I had tanks fucking chasing my M1 spot because they got N/S and they kept saying: MUH HECTOR SAID TANKS HAVE PRIOOOOO, WHEN FUCKING FRIENDS SAYS WHERE EVERYONE STANDS AND THEN THE SAFE PERSON GOES IN FIRST.>>553515561I feel Joon is the best guide maker, he was the only person that could actually explain me NA2.I'm tired boss
>>553521507If I'm gonna have plugins play for me then why play at all
>>553520739neverliterally
>>553521484That reminds me of a fun thing you can do. Ask your EB to bark and you can learn a lot about them fromA. If they actually do itB. If they choose to mimic a big dog or a small dog's bark
>>553521601did alter clear TOP?
>>553521502I TOLD YOU BRO! I WARNED YOU ABOUT THEM LIMSA CATGIRLS!
have you ever been bullied in game?
>>553521640my femra goes "arf arf!" on command
>>553521640yeah haha ill ask my EB haha...
You changed.
>>553521615>over 100 pulls for vamp>almost 200the dredges..
>>553521518you can do that without breaking any rules
>>553518750Same. I've been trying to eat less and despite being under my calorie cut limit for months, I lose maybe 2 pounds a month. I need to see if I can get >>553518941 and then grind off a bunch more with exercise. I want to be looking decent for fanfest. Hope to meet some friends from here and have fun.
You used to be fun...
>>553521640What does it mean if they bark like a Chihuahua?
>>5535217722 a month is barely even trying. You can easily do 2 a week.
>its another "they'd rather not clear at all for the week than clear with 0-1 chest" episodeliterally WHY are raiders like this?
>>553515489>>553517021>>553521615his strat is better than TF "dodge around your marker" because people hesitate and die all the timealso that mechanic shouldn't need a guide in the first place, people dying to it are retards
I'm seeing a lot of lalafells in garnet's dress
When im told to bark i go ruff gurrrr ruff ruff
is it joever if i dont do m10s this weekyou think there will be learning parties months from now
>Unironically like the gay leather biker jacket all the gayest male characters wearIt's never been so over...
this guy is proof that malezen->malera modbeasts are too powerful and should be sealed away also i got a DD on the clear
>>553521952This tier will be relevant for like an entire year
youre not going to ruin my fucking chest rolls you fucking ratface jewnigger
THE WAYMERKSDO THE MECHANIC FOR YOUSTOP DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
as soon as the first bats go off just go exactly straight in from your cardinals and no one will clip each other its really just that simple
>>553521327>>553521386:o>>553521336it might b, dm me
>>553522017congrats, wife
>>553516215Yea/hotbar display 9 [on/off]/hotbar display 8 off/wait 7/hotbar display 9 off
do people still do the low floors of the new dd or do i gotta farm and solo that shit now
>>553521886I know and I have before. When I started it was 4-6 a week which shocked me. But past two months have been nothing, so I guess I was averaging. Really I need to get exercising more. Walking a bit each day aint covering it.
>>553521553Once you hit resistance rank 10 you can start doing CLL!
Fuck it's already Sunday and I haven't done any of my weeklies like normal raids or Unreal
>>553521940if there's a bat going to explode you wait for it to explode then can run in fine for free. it really is a non-issue just use your eyes. hector demanding a priority is just going to get people killed because they're "following the strat"
>>553516994I schizo a lot of people here with whom I have no history simply as a form of stress relief.
>>553521616But they don't you still have to press your buttons.
>>553522017Damn all yall glams besides the yellow jacket catgirls suck dick.
>>553522159you can probably put up a PF and get people for it, not sure you'll have much luck queuing it at this point though
>>553522127ty ty, i will now gaslight myself into thinking I can clear 12 before reset somehow
>>553521746yeah bro I'm on my black mage arc nowI'm too retarded to play this job...
>>553521952yeah like the other anon said this is all the raiding content we'll have for the next year.
>>553522017That catboy lost his clothes>>553521989Put your own straight spin on it
>>553521660All I know is TOP has not been knorbed>>553522087I try telling people this and it breaks their minds. Just wait for the first bat to pop. Use one or two ranged GCDs. Its fine.
>>553518062based ty
>>553521746
if you don't clear i'm not increasing the vibration of your lovense
>>553522131sweet, i'll try this
>>553521898i'd rather not clear than have a bad parse so i quietly sabotage every time i fuck up my rotation
how come no matter what world or dc i go to theres always 2 very grown man coded femras with ultimate weapons idling together in limsa targeting each other
>>553521276
If a femlala said she tastes like a strawberry shortcake parfait would you go to town or would you leave the room?
my catboy needs sex or he will die
>>553522407it's an invasive species
>>553522264you can do it :)
this aether lockout is fucking stupid holy shithalf the niggers won't leave aether so they're just quarantined there missing out on everything elsethe other half want to get in but can't
>>553522254even mine? but you should know that every limsa cat reduces a boss' max HP by 1%, that's in the Party Finder™ Textbook 101>>553522293yeah we wiped to weapons one too many times and they got shredded off, i swear i heard someone panting in the distance but that might be my imagination>>553522485BUT ACTUALLY THOUGH, P1 seems easy if everyone studies up
>>553520174it's more a vague sense of longing I foolishly attached to someone because they were nice to me. again.
>[21:18]The cross-world party has been disbanded.
>>553521746nah I'm still that goofy ahh guy type shit type shit
>>553522159try on tuesdays, there's a weekly challenge log that rewards ppl for doing all floors so people often do 1-70 for other expansion potd, good luck. eureka orthos especially is 100% dead, you'll never find a queue there naturally
>>553522420Not a drop left on the plate
>>553522596going one on one with this zesty lad in the ring
>>553522443RIP
>>553522596Why are you at Orgy Club bro
>>553516994I want to ask them to EB and send me details of their erp encounters
>>553522660is it me?
>>553522653X.X
>>553522596is this the orgy club
>>553522596JE...
>>553522443Well I hope you stretched out cause I'm not using any lube
>>553522538jump on he dick bro
>>553521746I used to look like this when I was new to playing a "tall," me changing was a fucking improvement.
Anchor idea:You post a male character you like or want to be friends with and everyone else tries to guess if you're naming your own character or not.
>>553521945
m11s has been a miserable experience. inner markers outer markers I stand on the assigned corner and still die and have no clue how. if my toes touched a laser or because of some tiny miniscule movement on the tether caused the safe spot that's literally the corner of a number way mark to become even smaller. fuck man, a different strat can't come out sooner.
>>553522538It'll pass, or not, depending on which outcome you want. /pet /pet
>>553522729Probably not I don't think they post here anymore
>>553522513small indie company can't implement what other MMOs figured out 10-15 years ago
>>553521276Please, never post that again.
>>553522789Why male and not female?No one in xivg likes males
>>553522760I-I'm nyormally the one that does the topping AAIIIIEEEEE
>>553518750I lost plenty to not be a fat fucking retard, but got enough to have a nice belly for this femlala to snuggle after we're done for the night.
>>553522538is it me
>>553522789The answer will always be yes
>>553514210Is there no Male Meetup this month?
>search comment: "i'm a guy, stop hitting on me">glams the absolute sluttiest shit known to man
>>553518750Same... I'm not gonna be able to lose enough to look "good" but at least I'll look x pounds less pathetic the more I manage to shed.
>>553522651I'm not zesty!!>>553522654>>553522735>>553522738A friend told me to go scope it out chill
>>553522864Because it's too muddled with females since all of them will samefag themselves but also get random Indians wifeposting them.
there has to be a better strat for arena splitthere JUST FUCKING HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY TO DO THIS SHIT
>>553521276Why..?
is it me
>>553522945Male meetups won't be happening anymore
>>553522869Oh shit that's even better.
>>553522979why are you going to an orgy club to people watch bit weird innit
>>553522979I am the friend who asked.
>>553521276why is it always roes and hroths that have the most ridiculous mods
>>553522776I should stop being a pussy and do that (I won't)
My femlala is like this
>>553522812If your tethers actually hug the corner next to the laser and wall it's always free. if they're just on the tile middle it often kills someonelike this is the primary reason why people die there, nobody hugs the corner enough with tethers
>>553522979Can you post your lodestone picture please?
>>553523024rape
>>553523024I'm so tired of pedos pretending that this looks good
>>553523024Yeah, i'm thinking im gonna cum
>>553523024What's tatsumaki doing bro
They call my male middie El Perro Grande
>>553522789I want to be friends with this handsome and fearsome and formidable fellow and maybe build ramps in his house for free and bring him groceries from the Shaded Bower markets with regularity and take his tiny troll out for walks so it'll SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR FIVE GODSDAMNED MINUTES.
>>553523040You right lil bro my bad YN I should have plapped the nearest female character I got you on the next one.>>553523045I got you King.>>553523135Yeah sure I got you.
>>553523024fuck this look good
>>553521757It's over
>>553522812it's a pretty dogshit mechanic yeah, you just have to resolve it correctly and pray nobody explodes
>>553523024wanna see this green kitty get plowed.
>>553523269Thank you! Will be important for later.
>>553523038Bend over for me cutie...
>>553523118and is about to be like this
Should I just blow the rest of my Lunar Credits on the Cosmic Fortune wheel? I don't know what else you can use these on besides that.
>>553514413need a femboy who will do this to me
>>553523262boring, NEXT.
>>553520780>suspended in real timebased xivg lurking twitter janny
wtf is an orgy club
>>553516994This tier is actually depressing me. Fight seems fun(I've been hardstuck on misc 9s prog points the whole week) but I missed one day and suddenly everyone I'd like to play with is ahead of me suffering the next 2-3 fights. I'd feel less depressed about this if more than one of them offered to help me catch up or didn't just ditch me to go prog/clear on their own. I'm not entitled to their time or anything but it sucks when I helped them do stuff the last two tiers, helped em learn a good chunk and then this tier rolls around only for them all to go off on their own.
>>553523494What does it sound like or are you being obtuse on purpose
>>553523112if you wont eventually some whore will and you know you'd make him happier than anyone elsedo it coward
>>553523386This is sounding very ominous..
>>553523460if you already bought every collectible then all you can do with them is spend them on spins and mech tickets (spins with extra steps)
>>553521746it's just a new hairstyle...
>>553523024what body mods this?
>>553521746New year, new me
>>553523560Nothing harmful, it's for a drawing.
>>553523532i just mean is it an actual thing or shitpost
I wonder... Are lalafell allowed at the orgy club? Probably not.
>>553521746New year, faggier me.
>>553522270someone post the fire 4 vocaroo at this guy
>>553523494from the sounds of the last one it's just like any other meet except people get upset because no one is fucking
>>553520615
>>553522190ohh okay /pen will grind a bit until i can do so then make calls i want to get dnc to 100 this week..
m7s had a tighter dps check than m11s why did tyrant felt more draining
they call my fiddie retarded
>>553523706m11s was WAY faster
>>553523638you are correct, they are not allowed
>>553523621Ah I got you go crazy then
>>553523504You'll clear week 2 why does it matter
>>553523720why did her parents name her that?
>>553523572why do you look like young winona ryder if she was a catgirl with a bad haircut
>>553521746my fault >>553523706because tyrant isn't an EX fight bumped up to third floor savage level HP
>>553519672>>553521601Everyone left cause i had to get fishsticks out of the oven.>>553518440thanks bedhead is the best hair.
>>553523460yeah lunar credits are worthless but stockpile cosmo credits for the new planet we should be getting in a week or two>>553523494place for xivg to wallflower at and ruin the vibes for people who actually go thinking they're gonna join an orgy
>>553523720Would you rather we lie?
something is happening on zalera I just don't know what...
>>553523760A hint.
poopnoses are cute i dont care what anyone says
>>553521276kinda hot actually don't mind if I do
So now that dust has settled: what fight is harder, m8s or12s?
Stop holding in your fart
>balmung lalafell named puppy boyCome on man...
>>553523706m11s isn't a harder dps check? it surely is
>keep dying to m11s scythe because phys ranged can't run fast enough and clips me with their proteandelete phys ranged
>>553523784no clue who that is
>>553523980don't piss me off lizzy...
im catching up, guys...
>>553523541AUGHH I KNOW
>>553523864>>553523910
>>553523910if you're eating dog shit on your own time that's cool and all dog just don't talk to me with your stanky ass breath
>>553523679>a thomas777 fanSmall world. I knew him before he melted his brains with heroin.
>Sorry, I'm still learning what cards do -Lv 84 AST as he stares at the cards and doesn't heal>I keep trying to retarget you but... -Lv 100 SCH after using ruin once>I keep pressing buttons that aren't unlocked yet -Lv 100 WHM as they stand in the center of the pack and get raped by AoEs>I lost cure... hold on lemme find it -Lv 62 WHM>... -Level 76 AST as he spams helios>You're too squishy I'm spamming Cure II -Lv 100 WHM that won't stop running around and wasting turns spamming regenEvery time I step out of the healer role I am painfully reminded of why I do the healing. Pleaase... one good healer... please...
>>553523962i've unironically seen people say fuck it and run double caster (BLM PCT, sit back down) because phys ranged matters so little. absolutely hilarious
>>553523934I'm actually adjusting my body so that I can let out a huge burp. And there it is
>>553523935I miss the old models I dunno they were kinda charming In a shitty way
>>553523752C'est la vie. I shan't be going then.
>>553524083All of this is why I just tank
>>553523504RS post
>>553524048I googled her and I don't think I've seen a single thing she's been in... (I'm not really a movie watcher)
>>553524083I'm convinced other tanks have ego issues and feel the need to voke on CD
>>553524083>I lost cure... hold on lemme find it -Lv 62 WHMthat's a good thing though
>>553524051You look like a Best Buy employee of the month.
>>553524154lalafells really lost.
>>553524083stop queuing on crystal, sis.
>>553524232Forgot the addendum of "-Lv 62 WHM who also lost Cure II, Regen, and Raise"
>>553524154I miss my character's facial hair being less shiny
>>553524215they do have ego issues
new thread
It's my femezen allowed at the orgy party if her tits and asses are huge and she has her fatty fuckpouch on display?
>>553523934meowkay *toots*
Another Split Prog that's secretly a Snake progIm not clearing this until next week...Goodnight bros
>>553524064DO IT THENMAKE HIM YOURS
>>553524246would you like a monster cable?
>>553523962don't blame them, claymore into scythe is fucking bullshit for group1. same for group2 when going CCW, poor healers and casters have no uptime there
>>553524286ok now thats a bad
really want to binge eatwonder if uninstalling will give me enough of a dopamine rush to continue starving myself
>>553524336My fiddie will now be attending
>>553524083Do you need help lil bro? I can come help.
>>553524416biofem?
>>553524296Shut up, Ragi.
So is burst strike on GNB basically a useless ability now that GF has 2 charges?
>>553524380just go to your spot retard do you know how hard it is for melee to get uptime during weapons and its always a retard phys ranged with infinite movement killing people
>>553524416md5
>>553524472more like bioretarded
stop holding in your heart
>>553524437Nah... my will to exist is wavering. I think I'll just call it here before I let Fray take the wheel and get my ass banned.
Nobody likes malera.
>>553524479Face 2 Catboys are as one on this, you're rightI think some of the Roe and Hroth facial hair are still a little messed up too
>play phys ranged>don't move
>>553524625I like myself.
>>553524545TRVKEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553524620Well if you ever need help big bro got you
>>553518750my femra wants to do a WoL cosplay for fanfestit was her motivation to start doing...that...
this shit is free fucking real estate there is always a safe spot there
me melf husband never posted
>>553524732I don't think you can pull off those tycoon tights...
I am femlalaRereading the erotica she wrote this morning and feeling aghast at herself.
>>553524545>melee speakingNTA but i don't wanna hear it, at least 30% of all wipes in M11S are because some retarded melee tried to greed during axe and got clipped or during scythe and barreled through the entire group as the proteans were resolving
>>553524786may my femlala see so she can also feel aghast
>>553524545>crying about uptime when it was never mentioned or relevantdumb melee >and its always a retard phys ranged with infinite movement killing peopleunless you have sprint you're not making it, and you need to save that for the 6 weapons in case you shit patterns like that. phys needs a combat roll action and ast needs the pvp teleport, and sge needs a movement speed buff to match sch if they're asking people to do these mechanics
>>553524732>...that...same.. are you picking out and trying on THAT kind of clothing too, sis...?
>>553524613My heart is a big scary monster though. It's quite a conundrum.
my moonie just got a victory royale
>>553524746you mean that tiny triangle with no visual signifier because the meteor is going through the wall?Pass.
>>553524083I am going back to paladin...
>>553524836No, I think this one will be deleted.
>>553524545They will hate you for saying the truth
>>553524941horses AGAIN?
>>553524857yeah, what about you sis...
>>553524837>crying about uptime when it was never mentioned or relevant>>poor healers and casters have no uptime thereyeah those poor green dps SCH mains
will 7.5 be better?
Is Scholar good in pvp? This shit feels so trash
>>553524613the last time i did this i hurt someone very important to me
>>553524904you just line yourself up with the bossthere's even more room for inner unsafe
>>553515871It keeps giving me a bad rating.
>>553525091no
>>553524380>>553524837There's a mechanic in DSR where the only real way to do it is to move into the animation of a dragon dive. I remember when it came out someone on a world first team said something like "whoever designed this mechanic understands how this game is supposed to be played" because of that. Anyway, the point is if you're standing still with your thumb up your ass after an animation goes off you are ngmi. This movement is annoying but you 100% do not need to sprint for it, especially on a role with free movement. After all, main tank has to do almost exactly the same movement and it's only ever ranged that die for some reason.
>>553525056yeah me too, its been fun in my free time even if i might not make it to fanfest anyway...
Any moonies wanna?
Balmung, Aether
>>553524837Just bring a sch. Offer the pants, no roll. You do want to clear, right?
my femlalas personality? are you familiar with a famously successful youtuber called "The Quartering"? yeah its kinda like that.
>>553525152>femra eyeing the Mhigger
>>553523494You're not new here, you should know.
>>553525182wanna what?
>>553525110>you just line yourself up with the bossso both of the prey markers do that and.....wow, they shoot eachother because there's not room for both of them unless it's inner unsafe.See the problem?
>>553525212divorced and previously pissed your pants and made your wife clean it up for you for stream?
>>553525182cheating bitch
>finally fill m12s fresh party>3/8 people "dont understand" act 2GRAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>553524661lmao
>>553525235there was never an orgy club when i was here last or anything like that i dont think
>>553525182tits dont work like that...
>>553525182AGP final boss
I am not clearing ts
whats the most retard friendly healer after whm
>>553525334the gooners here don't give a shit about anatomy
>>553524720I appreciate the offer, nii-san.The WHM did have half a point about me being squishy though, but if I pressed "Recommended gear, I would have rocked the rest of the dungeon in this travesty of an outfit and it seemed more fun to be petulant.
>>553525362Sage goes before white mage
>>553525263you retarded monkey im just saying that there's a free space that nobody is using so if you want to go ahead and take it fucking take it
>>553525318yeah sure pedo
>>553525362SCH, ironically. They expect the Fairy to carry the heals.
>>553524625so true king everyone loves middies though
>>553525152pet the scholar for me bro
>>553525265you mean single and incredibly wet, yes.
>>553525361did you watch the pluriBUSSY ep my goat
>>553525271QRD? lol
>>553525182Did you really fanta to moonie or is this just a golem? I really like it.
>>553525438sure, initials?
My fiddie hates miera but, feels funny about Deep Blue
>>553525182Finally some mega milkers
>>553525448I'm gonna watch it in an hour bro, sorry for the wait...
>>553525362It goes SGE < WHM < AST < SCH
>>553525143I've seen the MT beam people a couple times being late there. Less so than ranged/healer but I believe it's because the MT is getting uptime melee during claymore by being in the corner so they're covering less distance. The ranged/healer are often further back to not die to the claymore + instead of being in the very corner
>>553525389PLEASE upgrade your gear.. I feel that's the reason why most healers suck in roulettes since they are still using low level gear. Hell I think one time one of my healers wasn't even using accessories..
what color do i dye my field commander's coat...
>>553525484P.P
>>553525391>>553525530>shield healer before pure healerwrong
>>553525431we died to the fixer like 5 minutes in and they tried to say i missed addle (it was on) so i dont think i can do that bro
>>553525596don't lie to me you brat
>>553525596pepenis penis...
>>553525182i need to cover you in cum so bad
>>553525361my ugly wife
>>553525395bro dont go to or involve myself with that kinda stuff how would i know
>>553525586bro...
Piping a femlala with my love butter
>>553525586Pure white, jet black. Maybe ruby red if you are feeling fruity.
>>553525657So you admit you're a pedo?
>>553525667Sis you can dye it now
how many of these am i supposed to have if i did m12n every week?
>>553525549It was a few ARR levels of difference on a few items and about 300 HP.Not where it could have been, but it's not the difference between life and death when the healer's just not healing.If I get off an entire Souleater combo in between your heals, my top being level 41 instead of 44 is most assuredly not the issue.
>>553525517you need to watch it or the tyrant gets 10% HP
>>553525638Fuck that bitch then. I always stand behind my bros.
>>553525719nah man
>>553525362Why do people pretend that you can't play every job like a retard? Everyone says that WHM is the easiest healer but every fucking WHM in DF just spams glare and medica II, so who gives a fuck if the job is easy or hard? You can do the same shit on AST and spam malefic and aspected helios.
>>5535257604
>>553525586>>553525667oh wait shit its actually dyable now?
>>553525784>>553525395
>>553515871funny shit
>>553525832She's so ugly lol
PvP daughter who gets BLACK'd and impregnated by Ala Mhigan bullsor Chocobo jockey son that gets KWEH'd by black coccobo bulls
>>553525786cause AST has cards and a paryt buff which is literally doing more...
>>553525856me melf husband finally posted!
>>553525703my femlala prefers normal butter please
>>553525908or.
>>553525783it's not THAT serious but i always appreciate a ride or die
>>553525094It's pretty strong, fights are tilted into your favor with the HP restoration, damage boost, damage mitigation and haste you provide combined with reducing enemy healing. What are you having issues with?
>>553523957my moonie is of the opinion that the check on m11s isnt that bad and theres been way worse in the past
>>553525937sorry was playing Uma all day
>>553525150same sis
>>553515871My incelezen saw the art and closed the window immediately, he has added you to the list of people to be depatriate
where have all the good malezen gone
>>553525760You're fine with 4, next tuesday will be the 5th
>>553526089Several have postedYou just have shit taste
>>553525927>he thinks DF ASTs use cardsjust like DF WHMs barely use lilies, DF ASTs barely touch their cards
What kind of fool do you take me for? HE'S a pedo, SHE'S a pedo... I'M a pedo!? Are there any other pedos here I need to know about?
>someone says they want their melf husband to post>malezen simps come out of the woodwork to see if a biofem will edate themlmfao
>>553526134No thanks, I wouldn't know what to do with a biofem even if one approached me.What do you even feed them? Cock? Ridiculous...
>>553526134jealousy is unbecoming of a "lady"
>>553526214>What do you even feed them? Cock?No, just cum. They love it.
>>553525949B-but it's love-flavored...
>>553526284Saibot-coded Malera
>>553525949oh yeah? you want that normal butter don't you? want me to butter those buns? grease the inside of your pan? just put my whole stick in and mix it all up? yeah i bet you do
>>553526080DO YOU LIKE MALERA
>>553526089Hmph... People who cannot understand my appeal aren't worth talking to.
>>553526089Every good malezen has posted in this thread
>>553526371my femlala changed her mind and she will just be buying butter for herself
would you rather takeAn AST that doesnt touch cards or divination at all and is tunnel spamming malefic any chande they getorA WHM that overheals and uses their lillies, but never touches the glare button, they will use the glares that come with PoM and blood lilly when its off CD/Guage full however.state your reasons on why
lads I'm playin a friggin moonie
>>553526419can you link me tikaasi and veron's posts i must have missed them
>>553526439Why are you talking to so many different guys if you have a boyfriend
As someone that has used and abused every healing job, the order of retard proofing is such:>WHMIts entire design is to make it so a monkey can press any button and get a satisfactory heal out.Ironically, this appeals to actual retards though so you'll see more of them playing WHM than any other healer.>SCHWhile a retard playing it will absolutely suck, it comes equipped with a tard wrangler that will heal even if you won't. Couple that with designated panic heals and even a retard can make it work with a bit of effort.>SGEHigher than SCH for two reasons. Names retards can't remember, and a toolkit that actually needs to be used for the system to work. Retards playing SGE will frequently mistime shields due to having to press another button first, forget to use oGCDs, and chew through their MP bar faster than SCH's ever thought possible.>ASTIt's here for one reason and one reason alone. Frequent retargeting. Retards can't into the targetting system, stare at cards too long, and have to raise the tank by the time they target them back.
really want to binge eat so bad right nowmy mood is the worst
My f3 femra is like this to that one guy who said something nice to her once...
>>553526439don't debase yourself by calling yourself "cis" you're just a woman
>>553526134ntahttps://voca.ro/13w12UeltHPk
>>553523652I haven't heard that one yet and no one posted itit's actually over
>>553526439The main reason men talk to women 99% of the time is for romance. They will lie and feign that its about friendship but thats just biding their time until an opening arises.
>filename
femra tails
>>553526453Just say you like black malezens
savage edition:where have all the good malera gone
>>553526476>Frequent retargeting.me femra uses macros for that.
Hello, I just started last weekend and im about to do "the rematch" quest. How far off am I from Paladin? I can really only grind on weekends due to work but im having fun playing.
@JV we refilled and got back in almost instantly sorry D:
>>553526439deserved you evil foid
>>553526576they found biofem EBs and stopped posting here
>>553526402Yes
>>553526439I would not want to talk to you because you are a legacy femaleI would want to talk to you because you know about limbus and that + warhammer set off my autistic rambling
>>553526518my fishraen is also like this to that one guy who did something nice for her once.
Men dont want to talk to women in a relationship because the other man can get jealous and men in 2026 are unstable chimps in a relationship. Im not taking OO confetti in the face from your man because you decided to be a woman and do your little whimsy chaos for the week on me.
>>553526439>Be man>Surrounded by the worst creatures imaginable that call themselves women>Meet a woman whose down to earth, chill, and shares your hobbies>Holy shit, it's the golden goose>"Oh btw I have a bf">Realize as a man this isn't going to end well>The one woman that isn't a living nightmare just isn't available and you know you can't stop yourself from loving her>Back away>Consign yourself to lonelinessThat's why.
>>553526282sounds exhausting I'll refrain
>>553526436tch, it doesn't count if you pay for itit's not organic like mine eitherdo you want icky butter from some dirty, used-up supermarket? or do you want my healthy, homemade, freshly churned non-GMO steppe butter?
>>553526419nicot doesn't post here anymore anon...
>>553526680wtf why
>>553526625That's the last Gladiator quest since most base classes end at 30. You'll be able to start your Paladin job quest immediately afterwards.
>>553526518>>553526750do you like sunnies
>>553526882Thank you, I appreciate it. Its nice playing an mmo again.
>>553526869They’re edgy and cool like my favorite shonen animes
Sorry I'm not as "active" as you probably want me to be. I'm busy right now grinding on the moon, before I dip over to Phaenna permanently until the new planet. Then it's grind, grind, grind...
>>553526829my femlala changed her mind and she's vegan now
>>553526445The WHMThe AST will dumpster the raid.
literally nobody asked lil nigga
>>553526439I don't get it either but it's probably because I'm too autistic to want a relationship with anyone, and find myself completely incapable of "love" on that level. I just want to play vidya with people. And yes, I've tried to feel that "spark," I just can't. With men or women.
>>553526625you get the jobstone quest aka the real job at level 30 for those jobs
>>553526439uhh because most men don't have a cuck fetish probably
>>553526829>or do you want my healthy, homemade, freshly churned non-GMO steppe butter?Sure, yak butter has good resale rn, because it’s used in popcorn
>>553515009
>>553520490>>553525112>>553525856>>553526069all malezen require reeducation in the UK
>>553526506feeling mentally ill, idk how, it just happened, POOF my brain just started being ill xDmight uninstall!
poor soul...
>>553527042...so you like nuts, huh?
>>553526439Because online males are desperate and lonely losers who think that every woman owes them sex and long term relationship after like 2 chats.
>>553525182do you eat people?
>>553527224my femlala changed her mind and she has passed away and been cremated and the remains are hidden forever
I think this guy sucks
>>553526891yeah they're pretty.
One day this malera will find his biofem and fly away to the skies over yonder
>>553526439Wanna yap about PM lore?
>>553527239men are like that irl too though lol
>>553527171Anything but that...
>>553527289that's a femlala though
>>553527318LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553526708my malezen does not remember typing this
>>553527171don't take them away..
>>553527280another baddie fumbled...
>>55352643999% of women are dull and self absorbed. They stop talking to you because you are boring.
>>553526439I'm not helping you emotionally cheat on your boyfriend, whore.
>>553527239What? And offline males wouldn't want to try the next step if they start talking with someone of the sex they're attracted to, and that someone shares their tastes and the conversation flows easily? Remember that we are all animals, if this was not the case we'd be gone as a species.
>>553527420Your femezen is so fucking cute holy shitPlease tell me you like catboys
>>553526439>be my emotional support cuckoldNo.
Brando/Arando status?
AAAAAA I keep missing the fishing boat by 20 minutes
>>553526439Not my job to give you attention go talk to your boyfriend.
>>553527405What's funny?
>>553527408I can now guess which malezen this is because I think I introduced him to the franchise
>>553526476>WHMSpam glare and medica II>SCHSpam broil and succor>SGESpam dosis and blue succor>ASTSpam malefic and aspected heliosthere, now go DF
>>553527171Shan't be changing my mind for redcoats.
>>553527239>>553527353i can't believe there are "people" here who unironically believe this is true for everyonethe most projection-coded of all projection posts
god damn you niggas are socially inept
bought another wisteria for my house...
catgirl x femra
>>553527571chad
>>553527643Why the fuck do I care about DF? I play jobs for Savage/Ultimate. A Conjurer can handle DF.
my SCH is good at Succor
>>553527714alright who is it sis
>>553527643>Runs out of MP
>>553526439So many angry incels responded to this
>>553527707eastern wisterias ARE a personality
>>553527736because this conversation is about just playing the job, not doing savage/ult
>>553527706nah I'm just autistic
>>553527660It is lolMen aren't friends with women unless it's through their spouse/it's their exGo outside lil bro
femra x femra
>>553527823it's really crazy to me people still have the mentality of a hack boomer comedian in the year of our nymeia 2026
>>553527954stop reading manosphere blackpill garbage
>>553528018finally a femra with no tits and no assjust like god intended
>>553527871thats what ive been saying
>>553527714My sunnie likes this.
>>553527823If this exact same situation happened to a guy, he’d correctly conclude that he was boring, not that the rest of the world had a moral failing.
>>553528018ME AND THAT
>>553527503sorry i am partial to malezen & highlanders..
>>553527637You're probably right in that guess.
why do you guys play this game instead of wow? genuine questioni dont even play any mmos but i felt like asking when seeing this general pop up on the catalog
>>553525706i guess i am feeling a bit fruity...there ARE two dye channels, one for the coat and one for the inner but probably better to leave the inner alone since decent shade of black already>>553525832yes - and its peak... nothing was gonna stop me from wearing it either way but now its way cooler to wear
>>553528018y-yeah, YEAH! me and HER (HIM!)
>>553528128It's literally just gooners and sunk cost fallacy people at this point.
>constantly refreshing friend's tomestone.gg page to track their wipes and hope they give up on raiding for the night
>>553528018me femra otl THAT femra otr
>>553528018I CAN SEE THE GOD DAMN PENIS
>>553528018i'd fanta to femra for this....
>>553526439Skill issue for most men. You will stay in the friendzone FOREVER. An eternity, even. My paper is the only thing that matters to me. t. 31 soon to be 32 year old virgin
>>553528108Fuck my gay catboy life........
>>553528065It's literally true and has always been that wayAsk your dad or grandpa how many female friends they have that's not through your mom if you don't have any male friends irl lol
>>553528128I've played WoW and there are aspects I like about it but as an overall package I enjoy XIV way more
>>553528198same..........
>>553528128I refuse to play WoW because they should've made warcraft IV instead
lads what raidplan do people use for m12? the toxic friend one is kinda ass
>>553528098My femra defeats sunnies
>>553526439>be a man>talk to a femanon from thread>she actually responds and keeps up good conversation>excited to talk to her every day>she mentions she has a bf>realize that I have to distance myself for my own peace of mind>remain cordial and respond to conversation>let the conversation die unless a mutual interest or meme pops upthis is why I treat everyone like a man, I can't stand being around cute girls while being this love starved, makes me want to rope
>>553528385exceptions can be made for the older catboy face though those tend to look good
>>553528161I went with brown and green for mine
>>553526439explode, get your male attention from the guy you're fucking you roastie
>>553528128I've played WoWit sucks
>>553528329My femlala does this, except it’s with her ex co healer /smirk
>>553528128I play both because they're both seasonal anyway. Both games have like 8 month patch cycles, so there's plenty of time to do most of what you want. But 14 is probably a better social game (and gooning if you're into that).
>>553528128Simply never cared for the aesthetic and by the time I could consistently afford a sub XIV seemed popular. (I got groomed into it when TERA started falling off.)
>>553528530just hujno evrano problem
>>553528482>let the conversation die unless a mutual interest or meme pops uphello twin
>>553528530i went with /smooch and /hug for this moonie
>>553526439Consider this part as well: They accidentally stumbled upon a BPDemon and now they're being held hostage and cant talk as much as they did to you in the past.t. victim (help please)
>>553528482Exactly. I am already hurt by being alone and affection starved, I don't need to torture myself further.
>>553528128i play both and they both have severe problems so it mostly just boils down to which bothers me less at the moment
Gn chat
>>553528114they might not be because I'm also a malezen that was introduced to this franchise by another anon, you're not the only malezen groomed into that world
>>553528571they've been at 18 wipes for the last 10 minutes now but are still inside the instance without progressing to 19 wipes or 1 clearwhat are they doing? cussing each other out?
>>553528446Toxic Friend P1DN P2
>>553528348oh wait hang on, HANG ON maybe... not my femra and that femra.
>>553527502>we are all animalsSpare me this furry shit. If you're animal act like one. Stop wearing clothes, shit on the street, eat leaves and roadkill.We are all animals is nothing but cope to hide your crippling inability to socialize.>>553527660I don't need to believe it, I've been on receiving end of such longings many times.
>>553526439Ever consider that you both talked about your interests and like every friendship there are times where conversations slow down a bit? Do you initiate any of the conversations or was it always him?
>>553528671Why are you talking to other women?
>>553526439posts like this make me so happy i keep most women from here at arms length>>553528128wow is all about gear treadmill and endgame progression i like xiv's social aspects more, being able to play every job including gatherers and crafters on a single character, i prefer XIV's pvp to WoW's pvp too
>>553528530looks pretty neat anoni'll probably toy with the colors more later.. think outside of the box and whatnyot
>>553528775>Toxic Friend P1so how do people decide what side they're going on for mortal slayer? sure there's a prio but what about pairs
>>553527547Arando rebounded to Rikka TsurigiBrando was talking about quitting like a day ago
>>553528682this is why I hide my heart...
>>553528847Oh no...
>>553528941>Brando was talking about quitting like a day agoGOD PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN
>>553528782Same...
>>553528847because the bpdemons don't tell you they have boyfriends
>>553505060THEN CATBOX HER
>>553528859>wow is all about gear treadmill and endgame progressionAnd this game isn't?>social aspectYou mean going to "da club" syncing with a bunch of goonbeasts? If I wanted to do that I'd go to one irl.
>>553528716You're right...who would remember introducing my malezen to things...
>>553528921there's more than enough time to prepos before going in, never had an issue with it
>>553528782Oh...
may i post my stupid dance thing again? I quiet liked it.
>>553527706God I'm so fucking sick of hearing this shit like what the fuck are you expecting of me? You try spending your whole fucking life getting beaten, broken, betrayed, and abused and see how fucking well you turn out. Every fucking day I am trying with everything I've got just to hold it together and all I get is shit from you failed normalfags that ended up here acting like it's the simplest shit in the world to just have a thousand casual relationships with no issues or self-awareness involved. Take your witty little critiques and wait patiently while I shove it up your ass with my foot because I'm fucking sick of all of you fuckers that don't have the faintest clue of what it's like spending every goddamn day fighting for an ounce of sanity that I spend trying to hang out with people who fell in love with the mask and want to see more of it but OH NO YOU COMMITTED A FAUX PAS HOW COULD YOUI have to spend an hour every goddamn morning mustering up the will to not bash my own head against the nearest hard object and stick fucking spikes in my brain just to hold a goddamn conversation, so I apologize if I fuck up and make you a teensy bit uncomfortable with something different, but that's bound to happen because I wasn't born normal, I wasn't raised normal, and by all accounts I have every right to not be normal. But here I am, trying to make people laugh and this is the shit I get for it.Fucking kill yourself, normalfag. You're a blight on the planet and we'd be better off for your absence because asking me to be normal is apparently no big deal, but asking you to act with even a trace of critical thinking and self-awareness is just too goddamn much for your smooth brain to process. Begone with you.
>>553528941ain't no way that lil nigga is actually crashing out that hard
>>553528682unironically it's easiest to just become monkpilled and borderline stoic, reject all feels so you can live life with minimum suffering.
>>553514210Holy gorgeous below the sad roe man.
>>553529073sorry anon, but you made a minor spelling mistake, so you shan't be allowed to until the next thread.
>>553529083melk
>>553528941LMAO
>>553528803Per the science because science is always the answer. And if you don't trust the science you're stupid.>Yes, from a scientific and biological perspective, humans (Homo sapiens) are definitively animals, belonging to the kingdom Animalia, as we are multicellular, eukaryotic organisms that consume food for energy, breathe oxygen, and possess characteristics like a backbone (vertebrates) and hair, placing us in the mammal class. While often used colloquially to mean non-human animals, biologically, humans share fundamental traits with other animals, though we possess unique cognitive abilities, cultures, and complex communication. Science ownage.
>>553529024that's my malezen's line you nerd, bond over the fact that we're similar before I kick your ass brother.
>>553528941How the fuck did Rikka pull Arando?
>>553529083Is this from the Joker?
>>553527706elaborate, how does this pertain to ffxiv
>>553529208the autistic power of fucking asking people what they want
>>553529139gomen.
>>553529073send it anon, if it's good I'll forgive you your transgressions
>>553529208>pullplease do not imply that either one of them is anything but an attention starved zoomer who jumps at the first crumb of attention
>>553529264is it possible to learn this power?
>>553529264So he wanted a child molester?
>>553529046i guess that works, the group i'm in is new so we're kinda just flailing around
>>553529208Rikka made his move literally the day after their falling out, predatory behavior
>>553529083S-Sis, I think they were talking about the incels ghosting females because they weren't going to have a shot with her and not um... all that. Also try drinking some tension tamer tea.
>>553529208that nigga smashes 14 year old pussy with reckless abandon, you think he'd be afraid of some GAM?
>>553529314not from a zoomer
>>553529023>And this game isn't?no contrary to popular belief there's a ton to do in this game that doesn't revolve around savage raiding>You mean going to "da club" syncing with a bunch of goonbeasts?no? more like gposing and housing and good emotes and glamours or doing casual shit like forays and maps and fishing with friends>If I wanted to do that I'd go to one irl.okay but this is an MMO general on a mongolian basket weaving forum, i can do that irl too but sometimes i just want to go to a small bar venue with a friend or two and chat with random people, if i dont like the conversation or want to go to bed i can just poof
>>553528941Kill yourself you dysgenic freak.
part of me does wonder, what's it like being someone like rikka, who is clearly posting/reading the thread constantly, and just seeing people nonstop dissecting your online love life?
>>553529362Don't you ever fucking reply to me again.
>>553529332Ah so he wanted a rematch, got it.
>>553529090idk if he's crashing out but this is what he said https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/553413639/#553423351
>>553526439when you decide to randomly tell me you have a boyfriend even though i didn't ask it's a sign you're self-centered and are making the unflattering assumption that i'm going to fall in love with you just because you're female
>>553529483hopefully you aren't a pedophile so you'll never have to know what it's like to be him
I like doing things besides raiding but I don't use PF unless it's hunts or FATEs. Don't know what it is, I just don't. Maybe I'm too lazy.
new>>553529587>>553529587>>553529587
>>553529305its bad I just like the song https://files.catbox.moe/5t95e7.mp4
>>553529357Yep, see >>553529365. Literal preying move, immediately nest-snatching
>>553529392Yea, I don't have friends in this game. But that does sound nice. Glad you're enjoying your time.
Reminder NEVER interact with players from LIGHT.
>>553529362sis that's the bpdemon that snatched anon away from the cisfem
>>553528329this gave me a good idea.i am now refreshing several anons' tomestone pages every 10 minutes or so, watching the wipes pile up one by one, and laughing to myself while i othergame with friends.
>>553529597I shant be forgiving you
>>553529083These are people who belong in the loony bin o.o
>>553529180>While often used colloquially to mean non-human animals, biologically, humans share fundamental traits with other animals, though we possess unique cognitive abilities, cultures, and complex communication. >got owned by his own quotenot looking good for you my furry friend
>>553530031You can fuck right off too.
>>553528357same sis
>>553530265You fuck off to the loony bin first :3
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