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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
Yuri general
>Ye Shunguang gets doomposted before her patch>saves ZZZ>Sparxie gets doomposted before her patchI wonder what'll happen.
Cumdrip soon?
what are your honest thoughts on this character
>>553525560sparkxie isn't the first banner
Is Fugue's E1 still worth getting in this day and age? Since Constance fixed Firefly and made break decent again I was thinking of going deep on foxian pussy.
>>553525560We all love Miss Sparxie here
Inazuma gets destroyed
>>553525560>>saves ZZZ*taps the sign*
Total Madam Herta love
>TB wins the Aha twitch champions>gets to be an Aeon for 1 minute>becomes Fuli, saves Cyrene from timeloop hell>5.0 launches with Cyrene SP>Elysia wank continues in perpetuity
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>553525872I dont think Cyrene is being saved until the literal end of the game where we fight Terminus because she is stuck looping "until the end of the universe". So they'll save it until EOS to get her out.
zzz is right now losing against an 11 year old png collector that just ended btw
>>553525560People forget that this general has doomposted every single character since 1.0. Every single one. Its just a fact of life here. It will happen in 4.1, 4.2, 4.3, 4.4, 4.5, 4.6, 4.7, 4.8, 5.x, 6.x, 7.x, 8.x, 9.x, 10.x, on and on and on until Dawei's body is rotting in the ground and his consciousness is uploaded into Hoyoverse's servers.
supiki かわいい
>>553525372Thanks for the Herta thread
>>553525560Literally every character gets doomposted retard
>>553526224>they couldnt even bother to give her a new hair styleAs usual, not a problem in fgo
How do we save HSR?
>>553525817still mad that HSR flopped?
>>553526334Except constance lmao
We all love miss sparky here
I for one am happy footfags got BTFO, we don't need subhumans in our community, hope for the leftover characters that still appeal to these savages to get an SP with shoes, thanks for reading.
>>553526351yeah if it was fate theyd give her a cock like they do with saber
I cannot fucking believe this, they turned our hero into a ZZZ character
>>553526485Im happy this woke garbage is now flopping along with ZZZ and HSR, mihoyo deserves itgo woke go broke
>>553526351sweaty, they gave her braids and a spade symbol
I for one am sad footfags got BTFO, we do need chads in our community, I hope for the leftover characters that still appeal to these kimgs to get an SP without shoes, thanks for reading.
>>553526623This is the honkers star rail general sis. Neuv's not a star railer yet
>>553526623Go back to your thread nigga
it's nice that we're finally getting silly stuff like this again, out of everything that was my main issue with Amphoreushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgCh4YWEmBo
>>553525372Which are HSR's canon pairings?>inb4 "none they never confirm it ingame"I know. I mean characters that get pushed together so much Hoyo is succintly saying they love each other. Think Sandrone and Columbina in Genshin.>"They're just good friends"Anon you're an adult, you should be able to pick up social cues by now.
>>553526715Phainon and Neuv are pretty much cut from the same cloth
>>553525620disgusting, trashy slut
>>553526456Mihoyo thought that the way of saving ZZZ and genshin was adding more black tier asses, so that is what they will try, they even tried to do it with yao guang so yeah, prepare for HSR with ZZZ collab
I'm just glad we're taking the best parts from our big sister (yuri) and our little sister (butts).
>>553526825They are nothing alike
>HSR is fun and the next update looks fun>Genshin Impact is fun and the next update looks fun>ZZZ is fun and the next update looks funI won
>>553526802Me x You
>>553526802Fofo x my boot
>>553526972SLOP DEVOURER (FINAL BOSS) LV. 99
Sniff Lady Fu's feet right this instant
>>553527215ok
>>553526825They're both shounencore, but they're not really similar beyond that
>>553527215would be delighted to
>>553526802Only absolutely unironic and objectively canon pairings:YunquingAvenpazHerumeiPhaideiBronseele
>>553527215Just sniff? Can't even take a little nibble?
Are we ever going to get Kianya?
>>553527327These plus TB x Daniel/Firefly/Cyrene
>haven't been to /hsrg/ in a while>check in>salestards>reddit screencaps>shippertards
>>553527684Jealous bitch she's getting number mogged
Why is Mydei pregnant with a chimera? What are the implications of this?
>>553527684kek fucking mogged that whore
>>553527817It's a good mode but I wish it had more Madam Herta
>>553527327>avenpaz>canonKEK only if you read fanfics on ao3
>>553525986Anything to ensure she doesn't have a chance to get meaningful interactions with the rest of the chrysos heirs. Meanwhile, Caelus will be on his fifth regional waifu, and she and all the rest of them will be overshadowed by Firefly.
>>553527773No content does that to niggas
>>553526972>>HSR is fun
>>553527817I still have no idea why Bronya is 5 cost and why Yunli is 5 cost if she doesn't do anything
>>553527989If you guys dont think HSR is fun why are you still here and why are you still playing it? Meanwhile I've loved Penacony, I've loved Amphoreus and I'm excited for Planarcadia. Feels good being able to enjoy video games.
>>553527967It was like this before the drought of content happened.Anyway I love Kafka.
>>553527810mydei cucks phainon with animals. i thought 3.8 already clarified this in great detail
>I've loved Amphoreus
>>553527773>>553528107Its like that even when we have content. People need to accept that /vg/ in general kind of sucks ass for discussion these days.
>>553528069this, never understood these retards who just whine and whineif something sucks I wouldn't waste my time on it
I didn't like the second half of amphoreus or 3.8
I'm looking forwards to Planarcadia precisely because it's not going to take itself seriously, because Shaoji taking it seriously apparently means we get stuck with Amphoreus tier wordslop.
>>553528396And then Shartji killed ximself
>>553527327one sneak
Im looking towards the absolute flop we will witness in 32 days after mihoyo decided to kill HSR just to try and save zzz(it failed anyways)
>>553528546Firepags would say this
>>553527327absolutely insane hertamei sneak
>>553527327>HertameiDon't look at the numbers without banjo
>>553527327Do pagdaypaggots even play the game?
>Canon pairings>none of them are canon
RUAN MEI RIMMING HERTA'S UNWASHED BUTTHOLE
>manilatroon falseflagging and replying to himself for the nth time
>>553528786Firepags would say this
>>553528757Frogposter being based for a change
I spent all day gooning to gravure almost forgot to do my Simulated Universe run
Fireflyfags and making horrible posts, name a better combo.
>>553528987easy>You>Aids
>>553528908I simply chose to not do my SU run even though I logged in and did my dailies. What's she gonna do about it huh?
Bina has a pretty succulent butt
>>553529256bina's diaper.........
Kafka's feet smell like
>>553529256Honkai Star Rail?
https://youtu.be/Svjk2b7yFZ8When is this game getting this level of kino references?
>>553529256wrong thread, Sandrone.
>>553529325Sweat and Kafka's musk.Need to lick.
>>553529309Better than anything HSR has ever gotten desu.
>>553529657You can stop posting your girlfriend here, Sandrone.
daisuki na sandrone
>>553529796Furina would never say that
>daisuki na arlecchino
>>553529750It's not fair Genshin keeps getting great designs while we're stuck with low effort garbage.
>>553529657>granny pantiesThey really cannot help themselves. Every other Chinese dev is fine being normal with underwear design, but not Hoyo.
For me, it's Acheron's feet
Why this thread randomly morphs into /hig/, /gig/ or /zzz/ sometimes? I've never seen this phenomenon in any of those other generals.
>>553529657hyacine
>>553529960That's basically a bikini, wtf do you expect them to do?
>>553529657AM I TWEAKING or we can see her dfc in the left image?
I don't get what retards don't post on their own general
>>553530089This, but Cyrene
>>553530106shared Schizo pool
>Picked up HSR in 3.0 because of yuri>Turns out all the yuri is in Genshin insteadThis sucks.
>>553530106/gig/ talks about hsr sometimes. Don't know about /zzz/ or /hig/. In any case, lots of people here play the other hoyo games, so it's not crazy to see some crossover discussion every now and then
>>553530126she should be a nopan slut
>>553530220Picking up HSR during 3.0 sounds like actual hell.
>>553530376Cute character, is that an OC
>>553530220This but cute barefoot girls.
>>553530376THerta has been carrying my ass even with super cheap team She's extremely good for a new player
>>553526802They are threesome bait. All threesome bait.Girls being very close just translates to neither gets jealous about sharing (you).There are a few obvious duos like Bronya and Seele, and Guinaifen with Shushang but that's it. The closest they had to a couple was clearly hinting in web events that Yunli and Yanqing are a childhood friend couple but they completely backpedaled on it by the time she was added to the game. Funnily enough the CG with the two wasn't altered so the two purse in it in a way that doesn't fit the scene at all so that's the only hint we got what was their original dynamic supposed to be. It was close to Amphoreus which has been having atrocious levels of rewrites and retcons to existing story so whoever is going so spitefully strongarming had been having their claws in the game even by the end of Penacony.
I cried... I love my wife
>>553530573I more meant the story is fucking dogshit.
Holy copperino
>>553530165It's kinda hard to tell but that seems to be the case.
why is this event so hard what the fuck am I supposed to do with the dot team.
>kafkakeks seethingsurprising
>>553530663It always was though
>>553530663its a gacha game no one cares about the story
>>553530663Well, by the time I finished Belobog until Penacony 3.1 was already up and it wasn't as bad as 3.0 so it was whatever
Take your pick
>>553530801just stack dot as much as possible then turn into the insect then spam skill?
>>553530873give me the scythe
>>553530768How do columbinakeks feel about their waifu being an exhibitionist?
>>553530873The only weapon I need
>>553530816They had been complete bitter cunts ever since Firefly totally replaced her as the main wife and she literally become a cuckqueen with Cyrene.
>>553530943p2w events have begun lel
>>553530823It used to be less shit but Amphoreus is just fluff and bullshit with no real consequences until the very end, while also making you either skip or read hours and hours of worthless dialogue.
>>553530873GIVE ME THE BANJO
How many did you read before giving up?
>>553530968Subtle exhibitionism like this is the hottest shit, it's why people often ask for panty shots even though they have no interest in actual porn.
>>553530106hig is the older sister by years
>>553531131I read all except Hyacine and Cyrene
>>553530873>shartdei has no weaponsKWABOTY AHAHAHAHAHAAA
>>553530584I love her dying from space aids too
>>553531217need to impregnate
>>553531131I read all except Bottomdei, Analxa and Homonon
>>553531131Aglaea, Mydei, Castorice, Hyacine, Phainon, Cipher and Cerydra
Reminder canonically stinkiest star rail
>>553530943Insect? It's not a fish?
>>553526802Bronya and SeeleFu Xuan and QQSushang and GuiPhainon and MydeiCerydra and Hysilens
>>553531131I'll get to them eventually
>>553531131Pretty much immediately, if I wanted to read flowery poetry I'd pick up my old school books.
>>5535311312If they're going to read each one like a bedtime story don't fault me for falling asleep
>>553530943i just put in my break team and pressed auto... ez 3 stars you don't need a single dot character to beat it
>new Genshin lore bombs proved Genshin is not in honkai verseGenshin is liberated from honkai filth at last
>>553531606finally some good fucking news
>>553531606they have no reason to be now that HSR exists
>>553530873>Mydei not needing weapons because he is the weaponZased
>>553531606I was hiding in this thread to avoid spoilers
>>553530873I pick the gun and win
If you're a cyrenefag or fireflyfag you're literally a cuck
>>553531295Why is she like that?
>>553531606>proved
>>553531851Guess I'm a cuck, I hate those two dykes
>free aglaea>no sundayYea nice f2p event
>>553531606>Honkai "Impact">Genshin "Impact"Fufu...
Cant believe I'm uninstalling this game with 630 rolls left (after yet another 50/50 loss on a unit I wanted), and express pass still running. The lack of animosity towards mihoyo just makes me angrer towards you guysl. Fuck you cucks.
Do straight people prefer Sporkle or Sporxie?
>shartlysia is one of the moon sistersRip genshin.
>>553525620Most badass and shonen guy we will ever in the game probably. Also gay
>>553531606What fucking lore bomb? The only lore bomb we got was that travellers space ship was carrying genetic material and it's Ai has the means to terraform an entire planet.
>>553532334>shartrene flopped so badly that they killed her in genshinKEKYFUNNY
and that's why you never buy subs for multiple months in advance
sparkxie
>pink hair?? must be elysia!buckbroken
>>553532334/gig/ sisters unironically won
>>553532334>it's realkekaroo
>>553527327Broonseele sneak
>>553532534how the fuck is this elysia?
HOLY FUAVVRRRKKKK
>>553532601she's kind of pink
>>553532534That looks more like Tribios than Cyrene and/or Elysia T B H
>>5535306633.x patch cycle has the best story in the game, everyone who actually plays the game agrees.
>>553532197Lack?We hate them nigga
>>553532334>Elysia is dead in GenshinI'm unironically jealous
>>553532601just wait til she starts blabbing about muh pink tomorrow
>>553532452
>>553531131Read and enjoyed all of them. The clockwork shit though, never did any of that for random literally whos after 2.0.
>Combat event with gimmick>Cleared everything except the healing one with exodiaNice game
>>553532926same lol
>>553532926Nerf remembrance
>>553532534That's Trisbios. The other 2 are Aglaea and the new chink general.
>>553532679>3.x patch cycle has the best story in the game,By what metric? How many words it used? That's the only reason I can see anyone finding this filler tier planet as the best of anything.
>>553533091>>filler tier planetkekaroo
>>553533025Funnyroo
>>553532334genuinely hilarious they keep sharting out unique models for NPCs while we're getting a fucking skin as an alt
>cuckquean kafkafag melty
>>553533183We make too much money
>>553533091By all metrics. Best plot, best characters, best lore and impact on the setting, best gameplay, best presentation.
niggas will call this elysia
>>553532604zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wuwa tier design
>>553533025kek'd
>>553533323omg elysia!!!
>>553532334>we get unique characters crafted with love>they get the same chick but recolored 3 times
Cute and canon couple
>>553533025I don't think Gui would be scared of Sparxie. She's into the dumbest and most dangerous stuff as long as it's for the views.
Break bond in Currency War still feels really shitty even after all the buffsI’ll just try it again next patch when they add Dahlia, maybe it’s balanced around her
>>553533465They look very nice for their date with Mydei and Dan
>>553533465smelle...........so beautiful.............
>>553533465based
>>553533676not canon not canon not canon
>>553533676Stelle with a ponytail is top 1
>>553532534This looks more like Tribios
>>553533676