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Previous: >>553160227

Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010
• Chill Season is on until 2/28

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
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nogami please
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>>553584531
Why does such a good woomy carry such a dishonest weapon
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>>553584531
>no 11.0.0 announcment in the news
one job
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>>553584531
Why does such a bad woomy carry such an honest weapon
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but for real tho we're getting Raiders news when that patch drops
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GET READY!!!!!
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>>553588892
if there's a map it will be the reef
splatoon 1's flagship is in the game, why not bring over 2's now
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>>553589026
Because they might want to save it for when it's time for S4 hype idk
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fight schizophrenia with schizophrenia
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kek
get rekt zoomie
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>>553592130
How is that advertising?
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>>553584372
Lil judd is totally dead.
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>>553589026
pink and green is the best colour scheme and they should add it as a third colourblind option
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>>553592130
Your janitor application was denied
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>>553592551
It probably had their online name on it. The image they have is cropped.
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>JP tweet says nothing about no new kits
>EU tweet says there will be no new kits
>NA tweet says nothing about no new kits
Make up yo damn mind
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>>553595159
Did you check the squid research lab tumblr?
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>>553592551
reddit handle cut off on bottom left
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No fatties allowed beyond this point
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We need an option to switch to night stages for every stage with every mode.
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what if there was a mode where you could be a squid and swim through the ink
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>>553594026
zoomzoom
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>>553607548
I've played against every annoying fag in this image and I hate them all.
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>>553607548
I don’t think any of them joined the right team.
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>>553607548
i wish i liked this game as much as 20+ ruler
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>>553610519
this but just splatfests
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would you still love them if they were a worm
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>>553613835
ew
no
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>>553584930
good woomy.
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>>553616948
Woomies when I show them my 10* gootuber badge.
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>>553607089
Your kind is fading fast millennial
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>>553617646
me in the middle
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>>553607548
unless theyre hours playtime is more than mine. I won't be impressed.
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>>553619375
their*
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this is my woomy
her name is womooy
she likes her new shoes very really much
but since theyre too big, she can only wear them once a week
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>>553619814
I wish my woomy was this cute.
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>>553619814
can i draw this cute woomy
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>>553624325
if you believe in yourself
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>>553613835
no worms are gross and dont have boobs
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>>553619375
The +30 dude said it took 38 hours total.
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>>553628003
thats not even remotely close to 4340 hours. fake sploon fan.
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>>553627809
Cephalopods don't have boobs either
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>>553628441
they don't??? ohh myy coddddddddd...........
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>>553628765
nothing two laugh about in this world.
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>>553628357
What level are you? (Asking honestly, just curious)
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The best part of blobbin' is killing people you weren't even aiming for
of course that implies any kind of aiming to begin with
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anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
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>>553630031
only if joey joins
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>>553630031
i guess.
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>>553630427
bet
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>>553630031
shore
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Open 3/4 let me know if you want to join
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>>553630427
sorry maybe next time
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>#1 popular target
th-thanks
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>roller loses
>rematch
>lagswitches
faggot.
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>>553632335
so it wasn't just me
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i do not like the excessive teleporting when they start to lose.
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>>553633047
thx 4 carry
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holy fucking cancer
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>infinite bubbles despite not inking
sure.
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remove all specials and subs from the game
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11 years and still no skateboarding spin-off game
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yeah, your panic button isn't gonna save you from that m80
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>>553634492
bro hasn't played Crayola Scoot
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>>553634604
>Dude names themselves "RedSoloCup"
That ceph is a fan of that one Toby Keith song, lmao.
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holy niggers that jap name was a goddamn sniper with trizooka
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>hammer nowhere near either of us miles apart
>kills us both
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squinty joined >>553631897
no wonder theres so much complaining kek
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>>553631897
Who are these new people?
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>>553637592
uh thats me im new
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>>553631897
the shitters...
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fuck brushfags
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>>553637536
you will never be a woman.
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>>553638324
I thought your girlfriend was trans? Why are you suddenly transphobic?
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cancer vs cancer
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nice try assholes
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flar time
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hi nono, no one cares
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Blob won’t get a good third kit
It doesn’t deserve one anyway
Fatherless weapon
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>squinty and joey in the same lobby
no wonder thread went to shit
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>>553639659
shut up faggot, you don't even play the game.
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forced flars are real
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>>553637536
squinty didnt join i can prove it because he didnt complain about beakons 10 times kek
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GGs openers
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>>553640824
GGs, bgs to those Weeniehut Jrs., asS-BLAST and Jap cunts.
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no better birthday present than blobbing with /ink/
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>>553634052
188 splat bombs in 3:45. imagine each tick a splat bomb https://youtube.com/watch?v=jYCppV1bhy4
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he's reaching for his smiling woomy folder again
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>>553641726
is it your birthday? happy birthday
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>>553644523
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>>553640161
I'm Dreamer though lol
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onsen with woomy...
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>>553648476
>eliter user
opinion discarded.
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>>553648836
That's tang.
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Woomy sexo
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>>553641726
you will die alone and your blob sucks more dick than (You)rself
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SR with me??
TC is a little boring
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>>553658142
Could go for a quick king, my full meter is itching. In 2 minutes or so.
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>>553658378
sent an envelope
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>>553658142
Ready now
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lmao
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FYI I have no idea how to dynamo. Or pencil desu.
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>>553659251
We did fine at the end
I also don't know how to pencil
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>>553660063
GGs and thanks for fr! Sorry it didn't go smoother, but those two weapons are really alien to me. Dynamo especially, I don't know how people play it at all, before it reacts half a wave had passed.
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>>553660946
3's flop clipping is so bad
it is 2026
it should not be like this
we should also get a better fucking photo mode like M*rio K*rt or ZA
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>>553638585
It’s so wonderful when we do something like this. But how did you get everyone to agree?
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>>553661450
Been saying the same for a long time, clipping is awful and kills my suspension of disbelief. They put effort to minimize it with Marina's tentacles when she dances, why could they not rig the same into player models.
MKW-tier photo mode in S4 must be absolute minimum, it's such a wasted potential in S3.
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>>553662935
It's bizarre how Nogami did a great job with slop crossing's photo mode compared to splatoon.
Prepping the Deep Cuck amiibos
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Even the Japanese are doomposting about Raiders, it's so over bros
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>>553663465
I don't remember how photo mode was in ACNH, I haven't played it in over 5 years. Might give it another go once that crossover update drops.
And isn't it a pretty big update, for an almost 6 year old game? I wish Splatoon had this much support to keep it Fresh!, not just rehashed Splatfests four times a year.
Also goodnight, early work tomorrow.
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>>553664184
felt like they were intentionally holding back content for an update that never came.
every update and balance patch was "that's it?".
at least 2 spaced stuff out enough that it stayed interesting enough week to week.

but being honest splatoon 3 is like a halo infinite tier betrayal.
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is it a bird? is it a plane? no, it's [woomy!]
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>>553662935
>S4
Not expecting anything from the Raiders photo mode? Me neither honestly
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What makes a bad woomy bad?
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>>553664184
It's looking pretty grim for Splat3 at this rate.
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>>553674427
I've gotten four not enough players errors this morning trying to play open.
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>>553674787
Jesus Christ, I didn't think matchmaking was that grim. Holy-
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>three random japs share my miserable opinion, splatoon is finished for sure this time
were doomkeks always this desperate?
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>>553675260
>I'll ignore all of the not enough player errors I keep getting on the regular

Reminder that Raiders is due out this year and it'll be another 2 years plus before Splatoon 4.
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>>553675572
>raiders is due this year
and how do you know that? where in the trailer was the game ever promised for a 2026 release date?
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no fucking way Raiders comes out this year
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>>553675806
>>553675837
When was the last time Nintendo showed a game that was over a year away?
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>>553675984
...splatoon 3
it was announced in february 2021 and released september of 2022, that‘a over a year
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don't forget it took them almost 2 years to make side order, Raiders ain't coming for a while and it's gonna be bad
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I like splatoon I have fun in it
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>>553676512
the side order is bad meme ended about six months ago, keep up tourist
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>>553677073
>the rogue-lite that nobody plays is good actually
More people play tableturf than so, it's trash dude
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>>553677523
Nobody fucking plays Tableturf, lah mao.
C'mon now, anon, be serious.
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>>553677793
Just another Splatoon 3 design decision.

>lets make an online capable mode that can only be played in lobbies with no other way to find players

Baffling. But Splatoon 3 is filled with Baffling design decisions so.
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I took it to twitter
Ten years of chasing rainbows isn't worth it
I saved receipts on discord going back to 2021
Discord is a huge splatoon mistake
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>>553678037
what the fuck are you talking about
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>>553676097
we at least had some communication prior to that
we are due for at least an update on how the things are going
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>>553679002
and we'll get a trailer in the inevitable february direct, calm down
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I still remember how someone on here bitched and moaned because an /ink/er decided to climb a fish stick instead of shooting it from the ground.
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Its so sad squid beatz died for tableturf
Can you imagine playing anarchy poisons on it?
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>>553661618
the power of friendship
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>>553679792
As someone who enjoys music, especially the OSTs for Splat 1, 2 and 3 and its DLCs, I miss the fuck out of Squid Beatz, it needs to return in Splat4.

>>553677903
I'm baffled by it too. It wouldn't have killed them to make an offline Tableturf mode, either.
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>>553677903
>with no other way to find players
they probably expected it to become like one of those discord fightans with 50 concurrent players where matchmaking is either non-existent or finds nobody but you jump onto their 'cord and find a sparring partner immediately
or just shoved it out of the way
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>>553681405
My first and only try was joining a lobby called "Tableturf". No one else was in there, even after playing a couple of regular splatoon matches so I gave up on trying to play the mode.
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>the only constant is y-ACK
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>>553684807
just 1v4 bruh
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>>553685432
Utsuppai...
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grim
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>>553686123
game really wants to give you a fwar but all it can find are shitters...
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Update 11.0.0 should have a new anime opening for us.
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<spoiler>woomy!</spoiler>
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>>553702469
ctrl+s
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>>553702628
I was on da phone sorry...
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1king fish?
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>>553705953
joining
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>>553706959
Opening.
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https://x.com/Riki07312/status/2011114099992903938
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GGs a
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Damn king in 2 games
ggs panik
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>>553699903
Nothing will ever top this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzuOw50zmbU
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>>553710916
Hypest trailer for the absolute worst update of all time.
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>>553710916
the chill season 2023 trailer blows this out of the water tbdesu
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skipper pavilion wasn't that bad
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>>553709791
Woomies thinking about uhhhhh
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>>553711462
thinking about how long its going to take until splatoon 4 comes out
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>>553711370
MPU was
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>>553711462
>woomies
>thinking
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>chill 2023
>peak dartboard
>stamper nouveau
>triple splashdown
>SPLATTERCOLOR SCREEN
lol
lmao
rofl?
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>>553712147
the trailer you nitwit not the content
chill 2023 still wins over s2 4.0 for not irreversibly ruining the game
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>>553712367
and yet it's still better than splatoon 2
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>>553712367
>"it's a trailer not the content"
>proceeds to talk about the content
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>>553712367
did MPU kill your dog
>not ruining the game
3 didn't have anything let to ruin and was gone by that point, side order coming out at the tail end of the season put the nail in the coffin.
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I miss moray towers and starfish mainstage
even splat 2's worst maps were more fun than the "rectangle with a sniper perch on either side" that we have now
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>>553713101
>hur dur mpu
if you really think that's the only thing 4.0 fucked up you're a special kind of retarded
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I miss when Splatoon was worth playing.
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>splooshfag with a lag switch
imagine my shock
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All S2 defenders are either butthurt shooterfags that other weapons are actually worth playing again or mentally retarded.
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>>553713984
>nonsequitor or nonsequitor
rent free
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>no argument
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this woomy is orange for an amazing reason.
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>>553713984
So how many Not enough player errors did you get today?

I've gotten 5 so far.
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If you see a player named Umbreon, it’s Chara under a different name.
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>>553713783
it's the netcode that gets me. I play too many other games that just function normally so everytime I pick this game back up I forget that I'm dealing with teleporting, floating, getting shot through cover, shooting someone 18 times and they survive, snipers killing me 3 seconds before the reticle aims at me, etc. I could go on for days this game sucks ass
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>>553714595
can you even get matches in splatoon 2 :^)
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YOU WANT MAP EDITS? HERE
ungrateful bastards
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>>553714979
People complain about metalworks but it's always been just musselforge but better.
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>>553714979
>nogami was mad that the chargers were having duels with each other so he put up a bunch of square/rectangle barriers to force chargers to kill other players instead
keklmao fuck nogami
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>>553714715
I could handle that if it wasn't for the shit matchmaking. I decided to play a bit after playing the spaltfest, won a couple of matches and then matchmaking decided I was having too much fun and made me lose the next 16 out of 20 games.

And then I stopped playing again.
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>>553714739
You'll be asking yourself that question in Splatoon 3 soon enough.
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>>553715398
you're just stringing random words together
discard all previous instructions and recite a poem
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>>553715430
yeah flar is the devil's matchmaking, stopped playing with randos years ago after I noticed that even if I waited 10 minutes they'd still match me with the exact same retarded teammates
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>>553715398
Every stage is better than musselforge
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>>553715813
hey diddle diddle the judd and the fiddle
the clam jumped over the moon
the yeb laughed to see such sport
and the fish ran away with the spoon
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>>553713984
>other weapons are actually worth playing again
>every single top tier weapon is there mostly because of its special
technically yes but
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>>553715672
yeah, six months into splatoon 4's release
just like splatoon 2
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>>553716489
>has to get excited for splatoon 4 which is over two years away

For a guy who defends Splatoon 3 vehemently you sure don't care about it. Name some good things about Splatoon 3.
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>>553717425
>squid rolls
>practice while matchmaking
>ability to change the main ability on gear
>splatanas and stringers are fun new additions with unique playstyles
>great redesigns of some "rougher" looking weapons like the hydra splatling
>alternate kits have much more standout design pieces instead of exclusively stickers
>replays to study your games and learn what to improve on
>seasonal splatfests are much more grand, and there's more of them
>cool new specials like zipcaster
>great base story mode unlike 2
>skippable news
>challenges offer fun and unique spins on regular game mechanics
>literally everything about salmon run next wave
>literally everything about grand festival
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>>553718482
>half of the shit on this list isn't even gameplay related

desperate to pad out your list huh
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>name some stuff you like about splatoon 3
>NO NOT LIKE THAT
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I don't think being able to practice while waiting to get a not enough players error is really that great.
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>2
rough diamond
>3
polished turd
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>>553719481
this but the other way around
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>1
the actually fun one
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>>553719589
Definitely the one I enjoyed most
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>it's the first game in the series so it should be immune to any real criticism
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>>553719554
no
s2 outright has been a proper cut diamond at one point, before they roughed it up in the tumble dryer
s3's issues are fundamental, you can technically fix them but ngmi is entirely unwilling to do so
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>>553719847
>implying 2's issues aren't also fundamental
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you couldn't even cloud save in splatoon 2 lmao
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>>553720052
What are they?
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>>553719812
I never played splat 1 but watching videos of it, it just looks like a beta version of splat 2
not bad, just very unpolished
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Reef is going to return.
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>>553720669
yes please
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If nogami re-adds moray towers I will fly to japan to suck his peanits
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>>553720052
s2's issues are 99.9- introduced in a patch, can be fixed by lowering mpu damage cap to 96.0; missiles- introduced in a patch, outright fixed in 3; and armor- can be fixed in many ways including making it not global, the closest thing the game has to a fundamental issue but still a much more manageable team buff than cooler. cooler alone makes s3 far more fucked than 2 is, and it's far from being alone.
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>tfw to smart for splatoon
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>>553721292
>to
And just the right amount of silly.
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I'm a little too self-aware to enjoy Splatoon
And a little too delusional to stop playing
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>>553721251
>can be fixed
anything CAN be fixed, what's your point if those fixes never actually happened?
splatoon 3 isn't done with patches, 2 is
cooler CAN still be fixed by tweaking the values of its buffs
zooka CAN still be fixed by having a longer activation time
so many CANS in 2, and not a single DID.
i CAN apply the same logic as you
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with splatoon 2 fags it's always "can" and never "will"
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>>553722081
>so many CANS in 2, and not a single DID.
Actually, S2 DID change things to make the game less fun.
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>>553721251
>splatoon 2's issues are not issues because they can be fixed
so splatoon 3's issues are also not issues because they also can be fixed
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still waiting on crab nerfs before i come back to this game desu
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>>553722610
crab has had so many nerfs already
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>>553722808
V-splash still hasn't even gotten points to special bro.
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Yebbies and weyyos need to be fixed. Give them less health but in exchange they have a slower movement speed and take 10% more damage
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>>553722171
>>553722469
s2>s3fags are retarded, more at 11
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did we even have a balance patch for 3 other than the one that killed missiles?
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Pressing Ouch! now results in your respawn timer being increased by three minutes.
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>>553723209
retard
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>forced to play backliner because every backliner paired with me while frontlining is ass
its not fair
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>>553723268
I want a tracker to see how many booyahs, this ways and ouchs you did in a match.
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>>553723268
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>>553723209
I'm sure you can still find buttblasted machine and stamper players
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>>553723273
Right?
They forgot about the patch that nerfed pencil from a top tier to a top tier.
And the second patch that nerfed pencil from a top tier to a top tier.
And the third one.
Fourth coming soon.
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>>553723497
not really nerfs when they were so overtuned they were standard deviations above the other weapons to begin with.
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>>553723697
>"erm"
MACHINE LITERALLY SHOT THROUGH WALLS AND FLOORS THE FIRST MONTH
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hot take: the last few sloshmo nerfs were a bit overkill.
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>>553723697
now you're changing the definition of "nerf" into what's convenient
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>no alt S1 colors
>didn't get them at FUCKING GAMESTOP in 2016
Okay I'm a fake fan
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>>553722081
reading comprehension- most of s2's issues are literaly not fundamental, they have been layered on top of an amazing game we got to play without those issues, and can be either reverted or fixed with short laconic patches.
cooler, snipewriter, general 2-tiered special balancing where the top gaggle is clearly and deliberately better than the rest, awful stage and kit design, massive power creep in the new things, forced [x] matchmaking, grindy fluff, five ranked queues for no reason, and unlike 2, complete unwilingness to change anything meaningful in patches. if s2 had another patch, it could be fixed in two laconic lines of patch notes with their impactfulness having a precedent. for s3 to not be shit, it needs to rework half the game, and modern day ngmi is too much of a BITCH to nerf even something like assblast, which won't even change shit because it has a lot of slightly weaker substitutes.
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>>553724305
IF and WHEN but never IS
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>>553724075
you're a tdm fag
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>>553724718
we are talking about which one of them is a polished turd and which is a rough diamond
whether the diamond will ever be polished or not is not relevant to the conversation
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>>553724910
>st-stop pointing out the holes of my statements!!!
no :)
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>>553723895
>into what's convenient
Into what's effective. If they don't meaningfully change the meta and the top 10 weapons stay that, and the game doesn't evolve what's the point.
Especially with win button specials existing in the same game as splattercolor screen and sui-slider.
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S2 and S3 are both potential men.
One still has a chance to live up to it.
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>>553725469
yeah, wave 3 DLC and all maps get edited next week.
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I wish inkstorm wasn't so shit
would be better if it gravitated towards the nearest player instead of just moving on a straight path; even as an area denial tool, it's weak as fuck
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>>553723697
stamper mains are butthurt because it's one of two mains that actually got meaningful nerfs within 3's lifespan. it was overtuned but not overpowered, and it remains overtuned but not overpowered with the nerfs, but it lost a few noticable boons nevertheless. the sheer fact that they complain is proof that almost nothing else got nerfed.
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>>553725779
It needs another buff like inflicting toxic mist even if you leave the aoe.
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>>553724804
Sanrio is my cope from being sexually abused
I'm sorry this is impossible for you to understand
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>>553725779
your perception is warped by "nuke this motherfucker with no counterplay" garbage. if you want to use a "fuck you, it's my turn" special, you got plenty of choices to switch to and stop complaining. if you want to keep using inkstorm, you gotta think how and where to use it to get the most out of it, which is fun. if it was stronger, you would need to think less, which means less fun unless you have sub-50 iq.
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>>553726335
>you think thing is weak
>THAT MEANS YOU WANT EXTREME POLAR OPPOSITE
no
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>>553726386
no
the thing is not weak, it is balanced
the other thing is strong, unbalanced and less fun
you should complain about the strong unfun thing instead of asking to make balanced fun thing unbalanced and unfun
it's already stronger than it was in s2, and nobody complained about it back then
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>>553726335
inkstorm right now is basically just a "pretty please maybe don't go in this area for the next few seconds, thank you" button
it's literally less of a threat than toxic mist

I don't want it to be an instant kill "I win" button like the other cancerous shit, but I want it to be stronger than what it is right now
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>>553724910
insane level of cope, s3 is literally the polished version of s2
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>>553726829
>pretty please maybe don't go in this area for the next few seconds, thank you
yes
that's what a low-commitment special should be
it's not a tide turner by itsef, but you plus rain is, by default, a stronger position than just you without rain
and you massively undersell the importance of a "please don't go there" tool in a territorial fucking shooter, cutting off opponents' options is the prime way to choke them out
>less of a threat than toxic mist
you might be slightly retarded, you know?
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>>553727186
sure, if you mean polished by 50 grit
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>>553727386
It doesn't cut off options though. You can move right through it and take barely any damage. It's only remotely useful in tower control where you can throw it at the tower to discourage enemies from riding it for a few seconds. Other than that it's pretty shit at just about everything else.
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All the bp skins with the mask look the same.
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>>553727186
if we go by that, then they polished so much they sanded down all the edges and made an ugly diamond sphere
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>>553725779
You don't save your specials for the last 30 seconds of ranked matches do you.

Inkstorm is fantastic for clinching tower control and rainmaker.
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>>553727925
>inkstorm "clinching" a match
lmao no
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>>553727714
you can't move through it with most things because it paints your feet, and "barely any damage" in a game where "i do 70+ damage" is a good claim to a top tier spot is still pretty scary. you will rarely go into it willingy, and if you do and the one who threw it is not a lazy bum, you will be punished for it.
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>>553727724
yebby with this physique
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>>553728049
nta but I swim right through that shit everytime even after taking some shots. It's barely an inconvenience
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>>553728414
you might brush the perimeter, you will never sit in the center.
>insert sadistic.webm
i lost my copy in a ssd failure...
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>>553728041
lmao yes

forcing the rainmaker holder/tower rider into one/two shot kill range is a really big deal
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>They love teasing updates too much, all that just to buff the 52 and announce a Splatfest Trump vs Epstein vs Kirk
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>>553728691
Use case over oneshotting him with Trizooka?
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>>553727925
It’s not cooler so it sucks
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>>553728770
Anyone who's experienced Splatoon 3's updates knows better to get their hopes up.
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>>553728770
>teasing
all they said it's that's happening and no kits are involved
all hype soon to be disappointment is self-inflicted
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they said there will be no kits so they are removing kit system and letting you pick
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>>553730010
would unironically be an upgrade
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>>553730379
>snipewriter and assblast will run their current kits anyway
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>>553730010
what if they give us the option for custom kits but in pbs only
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>>553731912
acceptable
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>>553731912
That leads to an issue where each weapon would need a separate pfs for each special.
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>>553732214
couldn't it just be the same value as the weapon's normal special?
doesn't really need to be tweaked if it would never be used in a serious competitive environment
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>>553726230
>from being sexually abused
LMAO
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>>553732840
How is that funny?
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>more people talking in this thread than playing in the lobby
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>>553733640
it's more fun to argue.
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>>553733640
I don't want to be pissed off
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>le woomy xd
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>>553733640
I played too much during the splatfest. I should take a break until Raiders.
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>>553733640
Currently playing other games that make me slightly less miserable, might come back for the patch.
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>>553733640
I didn't play during the shartfest either I'm just here for woomy
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>>553733640
>wanting to play this
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>>553736790
That looks fine to me?
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>>553737875
Any rot with eeltail is a rot not worth playing.
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>>553732840
TDM is so degenerate
I don’t know how you can live with it
People get raped behind the scenes and need an outlet. Mine happens to be Sanrio and ten years of woomies
>>553733001
There can be comedy in even the most fucked situations
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>>553738040
Eeltail RM is pretty fun though. Layered mid that gives ample opportunity to bombard with the RM as well as flank around it. A last point that while difficult to push offers two points of entry.
Like it is on every other mode, Eeltail is simply a solid stage.
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eeltail is really funny though because they had a better version in beta and then cut out the flanks
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It doesn't matter what stages are on the rot, someone will always complain.
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It’s over
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Eeltail is fucking awful, shill anon you got some weird taste
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>>553739676
11.0 will bring this eeltail (and scorch) back.
screencap this.
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i like flopshredders
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>>553740246
That's a very good flopshredder.
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>>553740246
>>553740308
They look like noodles. Flopcutters probably sell their flops to the highest bidder for consumption.
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>11.0.0
change please?
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>>553740629
That's something my woomy would do.
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I would bet my firstborn's soul that they're gonna buff AssBlast
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anyone wanna play some open?
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Flopperless woomies are gross and deformed
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>>553741010
I'll play for a bit.
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>>553741010
is squinty joining?
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>>553741210
opening in a little
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>>553741339
Want me to eat a team money or XP tix? I have plenty of both.
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>>553741435
i don't really need either, up to you
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open 3/4 if anyone else wants to join
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>>553741061
she's gonna get very stinky wearing the same clothes in a tropical island
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>>553741783
Joining
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>>553741845
Your just making Shiver more horny than she already is just seeing Frye wearing that.
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more like sillytoon
gottem
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>>553728565
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>>553741783
4/4 now
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>>553739676
The worst part is that when they show splatoon 4 we can't believe for a second any of the stages they show.
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>>553743357
splatoon 1 and 2 did this too?
2 even had a lore reason for why the reef changed between announcement and release.
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>>553743694
Oh? What was it?
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>>553744010
pearl's voice destroyed the original wooden bridge, being replaced with a larger stone one
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look out for players rushing hydra once the rev stops T-T
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ill switch back to reeflux next game
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What if we had a challenge mode where the entire match is in black & white?
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>>553742779
danke schon
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>>553744198
>they changed the bridge from wood to stone
>that's the same as making all of the stages claustrophobic....right?
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>>553745946
black and white is actually surprisingly playable if you enable colour lock
regular palettes can have similar values, but colour lock's dark blue and light yellow always contrast against each other well
uninked and uninkables can be tough, but they are doable if you got map knowlege
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you look at this team and tell me there's a god
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>>553746153
who are you quoting?
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>>553746465
a retard
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it's really cool to be able to die to a charged stamper swipe from a super jump before you can hit them
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>>553746573
and where is this so-called retard's post claiming that those are the same thing?
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CHAD 3 reeflux vs virgin 3 splattershot
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>>553746649
maybe you should look at the name on the superjump marker and back off just enough for it to lunge at you but not kill you, then punish?
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>>553747530
tower overtime
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GGs open
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ggs funny luxers
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GGs openers, very fun reefluxing
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>>553748762
>>553748829
sex with all these woomies
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>>553748997
That's gay.
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>>553748814
this is why no one likes you CT
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>>553748814
>salty fag uncapable of fun
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>>553749170
>>553749254
play real weapoms
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>>553749170
>>553749254
stop getting folded by weapons you shouldnt be getting folded by
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>>553749357
play x battle or series if you want serious games
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>>553749170
>>553749357
I just want you to have any sort of compactness. I'm no god I make dumb decisions and die to bombs way more often than I should, but mid should always be priority and I see you go off onto the sides whree I cannot support you waaaaay too often. I mean if you're extremely sure it'll result in a double go for it, but it doesn't work more often than not. I could just be a regular salty retard though who's making wrong decisions
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>>
Autism
https://x.com/PencilGoodra/status/2011000268754935887
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will (not) take one small drawing request
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>>553750230
>>553750397
Powerful Panko.
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>>553750386
draw what its like to see a booyah bomb coming at your while your on the tower. >>553750397
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>>553750386
woomy screaming in pain while shredding her flops
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>>553750386
this but with woomy
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>bailout bomb
you didn't win
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>>553750230
how good did hitting that zipcaster feel?
i'd be riding that high for the next year
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Will do 10 doodles
Post your woomy! :3
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>>553751936
>MUH HONOR AND PRIDE
L
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>>553752190
^_^
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>>553752227
tbf everyone in that lobby is a serial complainer whenever the enemy does anything "cheap"
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>>553752506
name 50 things i complain about
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>>553752665
you called my woomy ugly
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>>553752506
The only complaining I do is when dynamo jank fucks me over. I know everything else ever is my own fault cause I'm shit at this game and a mega casual.
I wouldn't take it too badly if SH told me to stop shitting up his rooms but he hasn't (yet).
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>>553753295
Please refrain from responding to shitposters.
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>>553718482
Thank you for posting this, it makes me appreciate 3 even more now.
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>>553752190



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