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ace on my face
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.FUCK YOU TEIO RITUALPOSTER.
I wish they'd make a game that lets us run around and freely explore Tracen Academy, and meet the umas. The school's design seems consistent enough throughout the game and all the anime, and they've always kept track of roommates and things like that.Even if it's something basic, like you're playing a young, upstart trainer who just made it to Tracen Academy and you're determined to guide those stupid sexy horses to victory. I'd play it.I know it will never happen because it takes too much time and effort that could otherwise be spent on the main game and make way more money, but the possibilities...
>>553675463holy moggers
wife groove
>>553675463best threesome
I still love her (Ikuno)
>>553675551>AAA umamusumethere's a chance
TRANSlators?
Still need ~350 stam before Kikuka Sho, maybe around ~450 just to survive the Akiten and Arima Kinen. Failed Sprinter Stakes Classic and Takatsunomiya Kinen though so it's a brick. Wit 2* also hurts
>>553675675Tachyon sure gets around.
>>553675675ikuno... dictus
>>553675675ikuno dictus more like ikuno getdicked
Digitan LOVE
Post your most ridiculous RNG moments.
>>553675707REEEEE it's happy holidays!!! And end-of-year-holiday-party!!!
I need to dick ikuno who
>>553675785>sprintbobohoooly sovl
>>553675827not impossible for a horse to fuck up for 2400m and run out of stam front runners moreso. I mean if they go spot struggle for the entire run
>>553675827>10L behind the slowest npc niggadid you both gas out and have B medium without any speed
>>553675948
>>553675948ANON! The advertisers!
!!!
>>553675827>No. 1 FavHow?
>>553675827doberry last place make debut
>>553675948something feels wrong about that umanko
So which Lates are actually good for CM8?
>>553676070what site
>>553675948canon
>>553675941Her stats at the time (Classic Year obviously).
>>553676148dober herself
>>553676148>lates>ever good
>>553676148
>>553675785Good luck bro, I'll be training sprint Rice soon
>>553676160ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata
>>553676204Whats wrong with her leg?
>>553676251>ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedatavery cool thanks
>>553676148Dober and Ryan (they'll be stronger as End)
>>553675551>you're playing a young, upstart trainernah I wanna play as an uma
haha, I am literally happy meek
>>553676237Good luck with your 600 stam requirement bro. Having to be #1 for the Akiten is absolutely horrible for sprint runs. At least I only require 4* sprint sparks. I just need a better borrow and RNG.
>>553676295You're not supposed to notice the glitch in the matrix
>people running debuffers in CM8Thanks for the free wins, retards.
Why is the prediction for rank D in particular always so incorrect?
>>553676446Oh yeah? Name three aquariums.
>>553676376True, that's even better.
Do green skills push you over the 1200 cap or is it pointless if you're at like 1195?
>>553675675>Ikuno Dictus and Symboli RudolfShe took his stallion dictus in another world
need daiwa to fetch me a sandwich in her unique outfit (braless) as I close out an A+ tier ace run
>>553676524Tazuna expected you to already hit 4 bursts by that time
highrolled without distance S award
>>553675551>Yandere simulator but with trainer and umas
>>553675551Umamusume Party Dash has you sorta running around the town...
need a goth girl with big eyelashes to spit in my mout
>>553676452I managed for Virgo with just 6* stamina sparks, hopefully it won't be much harder. Gutsmaxxing and running as late may also lower the requirement a bit.
>>553676625>4 bursts by that timeNo wonder. It's so broken though I was surprised to realize my friend always evade it because of the prediction until I said to him that this one in particular is very inaccurate. At least the ones with C and B can still somewhat be trusted.
In my testing today I won 10 out of 20 CM8 test lobbies, placing 2nd four times as well. Is that a good track record?
>>553676810nice image!!!!!!
>>553675463Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>553676810Your team?
Double rainbows? What are those?
>>553676909the clubs ALWAYS have an opening, so no thanks
>>553676940you need a more extreme lean into either guts or spd, 3/3 isn't really good
>>553675551Where's the good Uma spinoff games? How come Grubble got Relink and Versus but Uma got garbage like Party Dash?
>>553676909>HayThere now A>some of our /uma/ clubs are also going upDid the players die or /uma/ trainers just became more active?
>>553676960Rude!
>>553676376what would a running game be like?I don't think I've ever seen a game like that
don't open
>>553676708I wonder if Yandere Simulator or Heartbound will come out first.
>>553677029NICE IMAGE!
>>553677029>haythere are speaki postersi will NO longer support any of you!!
>>553677017Most shock is Mambo rank 425
>>553676989Whenever I try that with my luck the one I short gives me the mother of all low rolls.
>>553677065Make an Uma Assetto Corsa
>>553676776For Mile it's kinda fine since you need around 600 Stam for the CM anyway. You don't need to train your Stam at all for Sprints, training Stam or Power is pretty much a wasted turn
>>553677167drop 1 speed for riko its possible to have too many rainbowsswap tickezo for inesfusexy
>>553677147Why do you hate cryers? Also I am not in Hay
>picks up random male in sight>to join her for cafesWhy is she such a whore
>>553676592I'm 99% certain they push you over. S rank in race type is supposed to be +120, one circle on speed boost is like 40, two is 60 or something like that so a groundworked uma can get something like 1400 speed or so if the stars align
hehe
I just witnessed a new record of 7 random mood down events in a single career (with a borrowed parent no less) and I still have a year left. Just let me end this suffering already...
>>553677286I was running late and the Ticket was pretty much just for on your left, I did think it was funny my wit ended higher than any of my single wit runs with Nature.
>>553677372bwi the give up button is right there
>>553675463I love BIG MEATY umas and itty bitty umas equally!
>>553677065Something about managing your resources live during the race, keeping an eye on stamina, opponents' position, deciding when to use skills, when to fight for a position and when to drop back, etc.. More of a real time strategy game, I guess. Not sure how it would work as a pure action game considering how simple the tracks are. But there are lots of possibilities in any case.
>>553677380thought it was a wedding dress (POV me my pov)
>>553677161They finally found their motivation. I wish I'm one of their low gainer member for the sweet gibs
>>553677380
>>553676960I can't believe someone is lying on mongolian basket weaving forum.>>553677147I have no idea how many Speaki posters we have but I can tell you a secret just don't tell anyone, I'm also running a Speaki (Chowayo) club on /trick/.>>553677296You should be.
>>553677489you wish Suzuka
>>553677451No, she's going to win the URA finals wherever she likes it or not!
>>553677329explain this meme to me
>>553677448ines fusexy is really so sexy she's a speed rainbow on speedmayachi gets slick squirt anyway
>>553677518I cant let my club bros down, sorry
>>553677489Holy FUCK I love Suzuka now
>>553677489Adult Suzuka looks like THIS??
>>553677489Why does she look upset thought? This is like a dream come true
>>553677780Yes. What flat lovers don't realize is that umas will grow massive udders when they get pregnant.
>>549601453here you go
>>553677787She's upset at YOU!
>>553677832doto sex
>>553677909Please do not sex my dairy cow.
NICE NATURE YOU FREAKING JOBBE—>she makes this expressionokay all is forgiven let's get some squid
saved those images to jerk off to later
>switch from Maya to Biko now that I'm done with event points>runs get worse
Yaeno Muteki?
>>553677837POTENTIAL RABI, can I request Calstone to be put on the waiting list?
>>553676913Front S.Maru + Front F.Rudolf + Pace C.Oguri
>>553678041She sabotages you once you try to train other umas.
>>553678041maya is really good it's more of a sidegrade
>>553677559I’ll try it next time.
why is Air Groove such a cunt
>>553677489>>553677787a few weeks after (You) said (You) weren't going to cum inside
>>553678126You look pudgy there, Mayachi...
yoo I just got 3* bed mayo top gun! poggers!
>>553678161borrowing ines made me want to pull her that's how fujinsexy it is
>>553678053>Yaeno MutekiPretty, kawaii. Pretty kawaii.
>>553677837Holy based but can make her look annoyed like the usual Taishin
>>553678192I've been training/forcefeeding her a lot lately.
I hate training for long races
>>553678170I stopped being a slop at home and she doesnt need to clean my apartment that often anymore
what are they reading
>>553678287Oh my god, it's the Seiun Sky!
>>553678225
>>553678392
Why is Mambo almost in the top 400
Why the fuck can't we clock against Zenith anyway. My whole run turns into brick just because my double circle team decided to all job
>>553678192>>553678270Become Slow Metabolism
>>553678101post fronts
>>553678450bots have been activated
>my uma when she hears im single
>missed 1 speed training>couldn't get 600 stm/guts>fucked up groundwork prepso close to greatness...
got to go outside daily, shower daily to play the anime game and get uma gf irl
>>553678259i figured someone would ask that>>553678080sure thing
>>553678567>i figured someone would ask that
>>553678567Thx bro
Is Head-On from XMiyano support any good?
>>553678551Get a dog
>>553678567CUTE TAISHIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN UWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH TAISHIIIIIIIIN YOU’RE SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE BWEEEEEEEHHHHHH
The crying creatures and these smug shitters are a fucking eyesore.
>>553678567UMAZING
Japanese people got fed up with niga being a weird word in English and sent it
>>553678643u-urusaina....
>>553678450hehe...
>>553678657It's like human AI slop, there's zero shred of creativity
>>553678718Japs do not give two shits about niga wordshttps://youtu.be/LfX8pOiuWFc?si=wW3bpuu04HdjxR1U
>>553678287sloppy blowjob from Seiun expecting teeth but she turns out to be a throat goat
>>553678657^the raped
TTs semen retention range and then big boob silence suuka shows up...
If Super Creek asked you to wear diapers and shit in it so she could change you, would you do it?
>>553677837Yay thank you for doing my request!
>>553678053My adorable little karate champ.
Is cafe actually good for long CM? Is she okay with one stamina card (super creek)?
fucked up a borrow run bigtime and my would-be daiwa mile ace finished the career (at least without using alarm clocks) with: 873 / 594 / 1075 / 433 / 578and didnt even win the unity cup finals
>>553679047You don't want to know what I'd do for Super Creek.
these roullete events should be giving TPjuices. Who tf uses RPjuice just to run more TeamTrials
>>553679047Gotta draw the line somewhere and I don't want to be up shit Creek without a paddle
>>553679098she doesn't even need stamina cards due to 30% stm growth rate, only Rikobut yes, she can use any stamina card and be a tank
>>553678170Everyone else keeps causing havoc and destruction everywhere they go, and she's the one that has to clean up the mess.
>>553678351SICP
She didn't get long spark but both grandparents have 3* long so is this still a good parent for long?
>>553679143You will when retention line crosses 600k
>>553678170Tsuyu :D
>>553679098annoying because only end is good but then she might not uniq because it needs 6th at exactly the same time all the whore ships start passing
Anyone knows how people are building XOguri? I took a short break and only now I'm starting to think how to build my girl. For now I'm thinking of a Pace build, I can guess running her as an End would be better but I feel recoveries on a Pace are more consistent and have better timings for her ult which is the gamble I'm leaning towards.Also thought of Front running since Longslop usually doesn't have many fronts, but still unsure about that.
>low rolls everywhere>lost to Riko>think of gluing this Cafe>she gives me a shitton of whites and even a 3* ignite powerwhat gives?
>>553678502/uma/ stopped caring about bots, it’s not really a big deal anymore
>>553678351mein kampf
>>553679098Right now she is basically sidegrade Golshi.
>>553679249Always gotta use the best you've got. The long spark is either going to be inherited or its not. As long as its on the board there's a chance.
I am tired of the "turn everyone into end" gaslight. Who is even worth doing that for?
>>553679497
>>553678450Mambodanchou isnt allowed next to the jukebox anymore.Dunno aktually
Which one is the better skill? I always get confused, do I want straightaway adept or straightaway acceleration?
>>553679630All of them
>>553679309Pace and just look at public/uma rooms and check/steal their builds
>>553679307>>553679164>>553679497Does she need to be End then?
>>553678243I have her but it’s 1LB.
>>553679530Genesis Loaf…
>>553679767yeah they realized their mistake of making cafe a late and made her end in her alt instead
>>553679767Its where she is best at. Lates arent as common outside miles so your positioning is fucked otherwise. Just build her as your bog standard golshi.
>>553679926>>553679905I still don't know how to calculate stamina needs. How much does she need with and without swinging maestro (or other golds)? I am getting 950+gold with 2 stam card goldship.
>>553680035nigga do your own homework
Gold Ship is the bogeyman that lives under /uma/'s bed
>>553680035Stick her in a simulator and see if she gasses out.950+gold sounds more than enough.
>>553679497She's hotter though.
>>5536800351 gold + 900 stam is more than enough, you can even go 900 stam/600 guts and only buy 2 white and be completely safe
>>553678450We're finally a team. Danchou not included.
>>553678450Mambo's Top10 are pulling T100 numbershalf of the club are doing over 1m daily toothey're gonna make it
is it possible for suzu to stop other girls from using angling on this track or will she just get passed no matter what? This is assuming she has the distance aptitude and max speed.
>>553680246Sure is...sure is...
>>553680317Yeah definitely possible
>>553678450I genuinely feel like we’re gelling together as a team more so my motivation is up
>>553679767End is great, I would never run her late, even if she is behind spurt+NSM will push her ahead enough for her to proc chasing after you and rocket to victory, she wonnered libra cup for me doing that https://litter.catbox.moe/4vyvns.mp4Knowing this CM has the same spurt+NSM perfect activation timing it should work the same
>>553678450I can't believe I once wanted El CONDOR PASA gone from the team. I'm sorry I wasn't familiar with your game You still broke the rules last month however
>>553678450WE'RE SO MAMBACK
>>553680303Why do you guys hate your dancho
>>553679497I have never seen an artist who draws men as korean rapist chads while drawing women as normal on model anime girls.
I hope you guys are making a sprint parent or two or next CM will crush you. Good sprint parents are rarer than dirt.
my club is freefalling in rankswhat the fuck happened
>>553680567>why do i hate the one actively sabotaging the club's growth every month
>>553680647working on my grandparents for my mummy creekgetting sprint sparks on rudolf is hell
>>553677463Not to mention every race is very short
>>553680647nahI'm trying to shove Long spark on Dober over here
>>553680725Mambo is absorbing your club’s life force. Thank you for your sacrifice
>>553680804Sprint...Taishin? Sprint Taishin!
>>553680647Which uma and skills make the ideal sprint parent?
>>553680918nosprint rice
Do not date umadols
Mambo is taintedit's over
>>553680432Not that anon, but what Deck & Sparks were you running for your Cafe?
>>553680647I dont even know how to play this game I just run parents and fans all day and if it looks good I move on to another uma
>>553680980she needs to put on some weight
Mambo's Holy Kings... They are powerful...
>>553680567I would hate my Danchou too if he's constantly on the scrub or lowest list
>>553680980Why's she holding a mic
>>553680946Just get groundworks, power sparks and as many sprint sparks as you can.1200m CM is....very pecuiliar.
>>553680647I have to, I wanted to take El Condor Pasa to sprint until I realized her aptitude is not good.Lucky for me, this bakushin was sitting on my parents bench so I'll only need to use borrows to make a good sprint parent for Pasa.
>>553681139
>>553680567I still feel about thinking about that mambo fan and falco trainer, who couldnt get in.
>>553681139How did you get this picture of me and my wife?
why isn't the spurt rate affected when though uma 2 dies in the end?
>>553680647There is a 9 pwr 9 sprint El in chronogenesis. Not sure if it's full already but I added it yesterday
>>553680725I had a tummyache
>>553678450i started doing fan runs because my dacchis clearly want A+ this monthwon't do it next month THO
Name your favorite club umadacchi.
>>553678450Imagine if Mambo just barely doesn't make it in A+ at the end of the month, if only there was a fan grinder anon that wanted to join Mambo
>>553681646Mambo!
i put the chiyono song on repeat for 30 mins while cleaning the snow from substationam i coocked umabros....
>>553680647Already have a 2* Turf 6* Sprint El ready to build Christmas Biwa
>>553681485spurt ignores the final 60mif the uma can survive full-speed up until 60m before the finish then she does a full-speed spurt, even if her HP goes negative at 59m before the goal
>>553680647I already followed the 3 (three) total good sprint parent on the database and will just use a turf parent of my own
>>553681270Pasa is not that worth it unless you make her front, and making her a front sprinter is going to be full on CBT
>>553681010I'm pretty sure she only needs 7 end sparks to get to S, I overdid it due to parent farming RNG.Vodka can (and should) be replaced with Hishiama for better results. You don't need Rice for Arima.
Since this is a club drama thread, what happened to umaoooo, they've been radio silent for a while. Did they recruit from Discord to save the club?
>>553681646I rike honsefun if my club ever explodes I'll go there
>>553681830who cares
ErmShould I run Laisu if I'm already running Creek
>>553681792>if the uma can survive full-speed up until 60m before the finish then she does a full-speed spurt, even if her HP goes negative at 59m before the goalbig if realthank you
>>553680606My dick throbs every time I see Fine Motion
>>553681830There’s no drama tho
>>553678450I really wanted that +450 carats
my dick throbs every time I see any silence suzuka in any form
>>553682034Mambo mentioned means it will be a club drama thread
>>553680647How many do I need from E rank to A? I was late to add the good 9* sprints
>>553681646Mambo, but if it ever implodes I wanna go there too >>553681921
>>553682085this but sweep tosho
>>553682169E to A is 10*
>less than 5 days for saggitarius
>>553681498>it's fullFuck
speaking of clubs my club dropped back down to C+. I thought the surge in fans on other clubs was over, and it still mostly is. this time, instead of 250, 300 places, it is 30, 50 places (as in the number of clubs still trying to break for B rank or still doing fan runs). so 90% of the clubs (at least in this tier) are done with fan runs to try and jump for whatever goals they have requiring runs
>>553682268>I need to do my own parent runNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Morning
>>553682169You're going to need at least 10, though the real play might be to go Turf/Sprint/Sprint on both parents to maximize the Turf S chance while still starting at A, I get the feeling that Turf S is going to be vital for Sprints
So unity spark is good for capricorn?
>>553681820I'm making her pace. Putting 2-3 guts cards, 2-3 wit cards, and KSB. Don't tell anyone but the racecourse is an entire downhill and dueling is going to be fun. She will be my wildcard anyway, I'm using proper sprint racists for the rest of my team.
>>553681498Can you make room for a bro?
>>553681830They didn't recruit here at all. I'm guessing, yes. Also, some anon said few threads ago that they're a discord club anyway or was one originally.
Are there any must inherit skills for sprint cm? Angling?
im a tranny who is the perfect uma for me?
Such a sweet girl
>>553682535No
when you see it png
>>553682598Angling doesn't work on the Sprint CM track because of where the final spurt startsThe only accel skills that will work are NSM for non-Fronts, Turbo Sprint and Rushing Gale
>>553682464unity spark is good for anything
The question is how much stamina gaslight is everyone aiming for Capricorn
>>553682818600 with 1 gold or 800 no recovery.
>>553682818Stamina? Where we are going, we don't need stamina.
>>553682786Gotcha, thank you anon!
>>553680647Nah, I'll live
>>553676668
kitasan is at the airport on her way to get me a cute gf to turn down so she can be my gf
Hey.
When is the selector ticket going up in the store I wanna buy Oguri Cap
>>553683057is this ai generated? what prompt
ah it's brown posting hours, I'll come back later
Danchou just said we need to send him proof of all our career runs on Discord, he said he suspected people were only doing 2 careers a day most of the time but then doing a fan run to get our fan numbers up. He said he doesn't wanna see us wasting energy and cheating the system like that
>>553683174You retard
>>553682818Stamina?
>>553683152sex sex SEEEEXif this butt was read I would NEVER recover>>553683234it looks like AI
Hello friends!!!
>>553683212I don't think a bait like this works anymore
>>553683212I only do two runs and don't even bother with a fan run and danchou said he loves me anyway
>>553683290You retard
>>553683253How do you even get power that high without training it and increasing stam
>>553682818You literally can't not get enough stam on a good Ace run. There is no gaslighting this time
>>553683307hello tanuki baby poster
New day
I WAS ONLY 20 SECONDS LATE WHAT THE FUCK THE SHOES ARE GONE
>>55368337116* pwr sparksCurren also has 20% power growrh
It's a new day. Don't forget to tell your wife how you feel about her.
>>553683307Hello baby poster
is sweepydev here? the bot won't pick the friend support card after the first run. it will do one run flawlessly but get stuck on the support deck page on the second run
>>553683454Curren CM...
>>553683312I do it for me not for (yous)...
>>553683307Hello babyposter
>>553682786Does Meticulous Measures work as a gambling skill? Umalator says it has a huge possible payout and it comes fairly easily from Curren SSR
>>553680995There are hundreds of mambo, which one?
>>553683506SWEEPYDEV WAKE UP STOP SLEEPING
@umagrok redraw the bourbon ass image as silence suzuka
>>553683307OMFG hello
i hate babyposter babies shouldn't be able to use the internet
Wait. Is the reason why there's a sudden uptick in fan gains across all clubs Hoguri? They're farming Hoguri?
I hate posters
>>553683632>>553683573>>553683481>>553683406
>try chatting on club>CONTAINS INVALID CHARACTERWell, FUCK YOUUU
hehe...
>10seconds late>shoes are goneSTOP CAMPING IN THE CLUBTHERE WERE 7 REQUESTSI SAW ITTHEY WERE THEREAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>553683839
>>553683775
ree its not letting me upload images to grok
in your opinion, which style benefits the most from wit? both from a skill activation point and position keep. I'm thinking>front>pace>late>>>endfront is obvious, pace needs to hit velocity to keep up. lates only have to hit 2-3 skills. and end just spurt lmaofuck ass style fuck endniggers
>>553683632oi o oe a eye eye eu o o i
man, could you have just given me two power at least...
THE GREAT MAMBO TAKEOVER IS COMINGONLY TIME WILL TELL UNTIL THE A+ /uma/ CLUBS IS OVERTAKEN
>>553684061oi oi oi ganbatte ganbatte
Comfy
https://jiggie.fun/VZrrp1https://jiggie.fun/VZrrp1https://jiggie.fun/VZrrp1
>>553683839>Bakushiiin!!.jpg
rapist suzuka
Sex with Verxina
>>553684269I want silence suzuka (legal age) to rape me
>>553684339What's it supposed to indicate
Mambo's performance has been quite umazing latelytoo umazing...
Any races today? i need to bet
>Thought the 'Cap as in peak' thing was a joke anons made>Started watching Grey after I finished season 3>Nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double take
>get star chips in bonus racesle sigh... I guess this is a fan run now
whuh?
oguri is sexy
>>553684491Oguri would make a great boyfriend.
>>553684458WhatThat’s a thing
?What the hell is this?
>>553684491Oguri would make a great girlfriend
>>553684458I jobbed...........still got 5 chips tho
>checking friends tab to remove someone to add new parent borrow>someone with a gold city pfp and an instagram account on descriptionI hate girls why was I following a girl...
silence suzuka nice butt!
There's this guy who always donates shoes at the start of the day but never ever says ohayou back to me or everyone else ;-;
>>553684458>>553684468Good try Danchou. I still ain't doing it.
>>553684715i wish i was following girls
>gold shittyhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpass
Hey that's pretty good!
>>553684715sex sex gold city what if she looks EXACTLY like THIS in real life
>juvenile fillies>gold cityWhat do they mean by this
hi im new to this general, my favourite umas are goldship and agnes!! should i play the game??? i only consume uma media through memes
>When you check chronogenesis and see that one guy in your club suddenly farming tons of fansI know you are botting but I approve.
>>553684924But she's a stallion...
>>553684949You are right at home, bwudfamalansky
>>553684949Yes. You should play the game. But you shouldn’t stay here.
>>553682760
>>553684924>juvenile fillies >vodka mm >>553685016sexora bakushin
>>553684949Hi, I'm autistic and I've been enjoying this game for many months now. Yes, you should play this game.
>>553684907As this >>553684103 poster I have physically morphed into a Speaki, it was an incredibly painful process
>>553684913Looks can’t mask the rot contained within their soul.
>>553685016>>553685017>>553685128haha thank u guys!!! il play the game as well then lol, i love the gremlin creature goldship! is she good? or the mommy agnes? i wanna play as them
>>553683126Yeah?
>come to home from work>see this guys, they are stealing our VAs
Someone in Mambo is botting. I know but I just can't prove it yet.
>>553685184You don't play as them, dude...
What is this?
why is gold city showing up in my scheduleis she my ENEMY?
Danchou! Turn off the bot inhibitors!
I want to sniff Gold City feet after her training
>>553685154>Looks can’t mask the rot contained within their soul.God that's so hot. I wish I could be chewed and spit out (metaphorically speaking) by a pretty girl when I'm no longer amusing or able to provide her with daily gifts.
>>553685308Yeah, but like, who cares at this point?
Free City for everyone!
>>553685331what??
>>553685402>who caresThat's mambo speak...
Great news, guys! I just opened Biwa with my daily pull
why the fuck is grok only generating NFTs now? literally useless >>553685154why do you hate gold city so much
>>553685397If you sincerely want that, and you know that’s something you want, and you can handle that, then I hope you’re able to find it for yourself.
>do all 5 TT races>0 daily salesFucking hell.
>>553685515Nigel...
>>553685556Thanks bwo.
>>553685515I don’t hate Gold City. I just hate women. Gold City is okay.
>>553685515grok is not fond of cocks anymore
>>553685402I know this anon is the botter but I can't prove it yet
>>553685640do it AI you fucking shit
>>553684949If Digital yes if Tachyon no
>>553685594How many of these can we get?
>>553675675>the three of them got symboli'd
>>553685739i like Agnes? thats her name idk what a Digital or Tachyon is
>>553684949If Tachyon yes if Digital no
>>553683152grok redraw this image so that the character features is silence suzuka. I NEED this
>>553685892idk what u are saying, she wears like a labcoat and stims and is dommy mommy
>>553685515This is what the commies and (((them))) took from you
>>553685787Idontknowit's my first run
>>553685947H-horse cock with pink and white spots??
>>553683506Just do it manually and let it run after you hit start career.
>>553684949Bro, I found this website from doomscrolling on TikTok. I love the memes here.
>>553685515Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.
>>553686067What memes are your favorite?
>>553685947>no ai generated horse penis means the west has fallen
Is it really wrong to ask your unity team to rape you
>>553685594>just found out about this>right after starting a Maru run
>>55368606767!!
>p-please stop flatlining. I-I will give you these star pieces!
cute anime horse girl umamusume inspired character, long blonde hair with small flowers, pony ears tail, innocent shy face blushing, nude pose but crotch and lower abdomen covered by large black censorship bar, no explicit details shown, full body view, athletic build, anime art style, detailed eyes and expression, wholesome yet teasing vibe, high resolution, soft shadows
I dreamt all my /uma/ clubmates were also playing another gacha and we all happened to end up in the same clubThe funny thing is I don't play another gachaI woke up with my left ear bleeding
>>553683307I'm not your friend.
>>553686204Only one of them would be okay with raping you, the rest would get mad at you for even suggesting something so heinous.
>>553686195>freedom literally taken away by dictators and globohomo infrastructureUnironically yes
>>553686323Yeppers
>>553686273He wasn't talking to you.
>>553686323which one? kitasan?
>>553686323Yeppers... what a sly hussy
>>553675675>draw a stallion>call it a mare
>>553686194Nishino Deflowered
>>553686478Ikuno's fat Dictus
>>553686357Good. Let me be in my hermit cave alone.
Holy fucking shit guys you won't believe what I fucking foundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLu89XMh0ps>"Isn't it enough to use AI for translation?" Overseas fans are furious at localizers who try to force their ideas on them
>>553686401That's the thing. You don't know. And you won't until it's too late.
>>553686478>McQueen's onahole
>>553686478she's bigger than Mcqueen so it's fine
grok cant draw uma horse cocks now because apparaently people made deepfake porn of irl people or 12 year old celebrities
>>553686582buy an ad
>>553686582TRANSlatorbros??????
>>553686478I can't believe someone so proper is the stable bicycle...
Can anyone please post the list of canonical mare umas?
>>553686697it's always the proper ones
>>553686642but umagrok can
>>553686630cute horse!
Did anyone do a quick run to see if you get multiple stars yet?
>>553686715
>>553686761His name is Turbo and he's a son of Oferve.
>>553686757draw happy meek futa with a huge pink and white horse cock
>>553675675Flower and Sky's story in her power card is really cute and sweet. Forgot Tachyon was involved with her irl, kind of funny how she shows up in the card events and is about whisk her away until Sky steps in.
>>553686779Bueno...Curry...Vivlos...
>>553686827oh thats cool, whats his full name? Just Turbo? i wanna look him up on the keiba
>>553686779Why does Maya wear the bloomers?
>>553686578You have to come out and play.
>>553686452dont be sayin' that...
>>553686892Justin Turbo!
>>553686862i'm not umagrok!
>>553677832More like MAIDsho Doto!I'll get me coat.
Grass Wonder is quite cool and cuteI am a fan of this horse
Neicha is a predator...
How do you make a parent? What am I looking for? Are grand parents important?I've been randomly training uma to A level and want to take it to next level.
>>553686779I can't prove it but mares have a stronger yet pleasant smell than umas based on stallions.
>>553686950
>>553686932>4 starts 1 wingood horsie!!!
>>553686892The twitter btwhttps://x.com/justinturb0420
>>553686956
>>553687016What's Grass' favorite j-drama?
>>553686996Skills and useful sparksYes check affinity inhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
>>553687032Thanks, ill throw them a follow, my entire feed is basically just dumb horses now lmao
Every year a few trainers get severely injured through something known as an Uma Attack. Please make sure to keep your trainee content so this doesn’t happen to you!
>>553686907I guess her gimmick of running every style extends to running every gender
>failed eishin flash TT ace run turned into a 9* power sparkI KNEEL MY LADY
>>553686956>>553687112Neicha and I will be having a threesome with Maya
Attack Uma!
>>553686996Who is your target Uma? Are you making a general parent or just a general parent?If it’s for a specific uma, then you have to consider how much affinity you’re willing to sacrifice for the unique. Generally this should not be very much. You see the people constantly complaining about not getting Long S? They’re using parents with shit affinity. Double Circles doesn’t mean anything. You want big numbers behind the scenes.Once you’ve selected your parents, you’re going to select your grandparents. These should almost always be picked for affinity. Very rarely, a very very useful skill will be in place here that you can utilize, but affinity comes first. Farm these up, get decent sparks. Main sparks come first. Blues are your priority, then Pinks, then greens. Two grandparents combine and make your parent, then farm your parent. To farm, just spam as many G1 races as you can. You have to win them. The more titles you get, the better affinity bonus you get.
It's just a quick fan run so excuse the terrible stats but we love to see it.
>>553687308Where's the full version coward?
I have never ran an optional race
Why is gold city showing up on a star here?
>>553686956Nonce Nature (formerly known as Skank Nature).
>>553686996Grandparents are the vessel that carry all the white sparks of great-grandparents to pass it to the parent for your ace in mind
>>553687283
>>553684949Bwo...
>>553686996>>553687362Oh, and get stats above 600 to have a chance at a 3*blue spark. 1100 gives you a 10% chance at a 3*blue spark, but that’s not realistic most of the time.Good general parents have affinity with a lot of people and good general skills, Rudolf or Oguri.
>>553687462you get her as a prizerent money was tough for her this month
Is there a chance of not getting her chain started at all
I exclusively roll for mares
>>553675463Can you get Star Pieces from races in careers now? Training Doto and the Hanshin Juvenile Filies has a Gold City star piece on it
>>553687560sorry looool!!! i just realized theres like uhh umas with like the same name haha lol... i guess her name is Tachyon or what? sorta stupid of the developers to have them use the same name
you don't have to win to get City's star piece btwfucking Oguri
I exclusively roll for stallions
>>553687612based beyond belief
>>553687686gay beyond belief
>>553687686fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk made for it....
>>553686916Stop making me like gyarus
When will Rudolf spook me? I need a Rudolf gf
>>553687651
I exclusively roll for oshis (I don't know what that word means but it always refers to meta umas)
>>553686779
>>553687651Once a day, for just 2 days apparently
>im not umagrok bit weird to say that if you arent umagrok. almost seems like you really are umagrok, just like how it would be weird to go around saying your platform "is not woke" and "not censored" and able to draw horse cocks?
How am I meant to earn these? I just did a career and didn't see any race to enter for them.
>>553688015
>>553686996Also, buy up lots of skills with all the skill points you get from all those races you’re running. You can get skill sparks that way.
ikuno.........................dictus
This should trigger a hint from each character
>>553688038>oguri cap>oshidisgusting bandwagoner, fuck off and go die
>>553688379umapyoi umapyoi!
>>553688180Interesting. I didn't do it as Doto doesn't have the aptitude for it (shes got like an E on Mile). Hope I see anotherI did win the Hopeful Stakes
>>553688180>>553688526So this information isn't shown on the PC client but apparently it's these races.
>>553688623sooo it's ONLY gold city rn? odd
someone edit something funny into thisI'm too busy at work to do it
>>553688454I am sovl incarnate ackchyually and my posting rights in /uma/ was promised to me 3000 umayears ago
>Gold City>Hanshin JF
>>553688791
>>55368879110k hours of paint
>>553688806i wish death to kill global bandwagoners, global the worst thing to happen to this fandom
>>553688623useless, give me mackie stars
>>553678243I tried your Ines and did even worse. I know you said bring Riko but without a borrow the best I have is a 2LB R and is that really going to do me better than literally anything else?
>>553688986That's not a very nice thing to sayHere's my third oshi by the way
>>553689030cuuuute
Oguri is so cool
i exclusively roll for lucky gremlins and gyarus
>>553688791wtf her hair is clipping into her sleeve i demand apolocarats right NOW stygames
Which horse is made for pump and dumping?
woke grok woke grok cant draw uma futa cock
>>553689152Aston Machan
>>553688623So only 15 pieces? Boring.
>>553688323would you settle for a nice +6 stat? :^)
>>553689153Your local slop machine?
>>553689137hag sexsex with hags
>>553689206
holy mother of watermark...
speak no evil: google nano bananasee no evil: google gemini do no evil: google ai cant draw futa uma horse cock yep, AI is evil
>>553689206Gave me 7 pieces today, not 1.
what is the follower limit?
>>553688791I made a template.
>>553688986>global the worst thing to happen to this fandomTRUTH
>>553689460I just saw x5, didn't run it because no aptitude but you don't even have to win apparently. Still it's a pretty low amount.
>>553684380you get Gold City star shards if you win, I suppose
>>553689491made for my tiny dick
>>553689361Are they really necessary tho?
>>553689361why even do this? the watermarks don't even work
>>553688986are there JP secondaries? or is it exclusively a gaijin fake weeb thing?
>>553688986I watched S1 when it aired so actually you are the secondary.
>>553689570some free stuff can't complain
>>553688623Did my Dancho pay Cygames to do this or what
>>553688986bars of truth
you dont have to win but if you dont win you probably get less and you can only do it once (there is the blue one and the pink one. I think also hopeful). read the patch notes it says
>>553689860No. It would have been the Japan Cup.
is it true that CyGames will sue you if you make lewd uma content
>>553689361Drat! You win this time human but next time you won't be so lucky!
Need these sexy outfits in game already…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI_VUNYXysI
another good parent after another failed Ace run with this useless garbage horse.
>Fine Motion releases soon>only have 4500 gemsThis game fucking sucks (I havent played in 3 weeks and only want to get Fine Motion in case I pick up the game again in a few months time)
>>553690178Gold City
>>553690181FineMotion isnt good/meta anyway
https://videocdn.pollo.ai/web-cdn/pollo/production/cmkcrwi3v07arh7456cgndieg/wm/1768319899641-5c1e0967-5aed-4cd8-9b03-7697916ad007.mp4
>>553690178mayano
>>553690220New event or something?
>>553690181>doesn't play the game>complains about having no currency???
>>553690242I dont care.
>>553690181You missed like 5k worth of carats if you didn't go back to your hoyoslop, should've stayed there
Cool
>>553690308Here>>553688623
>>553690325Yes.>>553690364>hoyoslopI don't know what this means. I played Uma Musume for a few months when it came out because I like horse racing. I want Fine Motion because she's an Irish horse and I'm Irish. It's the only gacha I've ever played.
Can someone post some Red Desire....
>>553690454Don't spend them all in one place!
>>553690147You and me both... 11 long sparks and she never inherits it with Ryan+Dober, and unavoidable mood down is always cursed
I think it’s legit been a week since I’ve last seen golden inspiration
mayano speed training gun
>>553690547>these stats after summerThe run was dead anyway.
>>553690512>gems
>>553690512>I like horse racingName the Timeform top 25 right now or stop pretending.
>>553690242NTA, but she's really pretty and that's all I need to want her. I'll put a 10 on her during her banner, but if she doesn't come then I'll either get her with the selector or the super banner.
>>553690181WE WILL STILL BE GETTING CHRISTMAS GIBSTRUST
I hate my bitch danchou so much
If I get slow metabolism with an xmas oguri run again im finally gonna do it
I wish I had a second good speed SSR…
>>553690745Spill the beans.
>>553690454I never won those mile races on first year with her. Do you use front stat?
>>553690547My Long S sparks are alright with her, the mood down event does suck though, especially when you use alsi get hit by random mood downs right after or before the event
>no I cant generate (uma anime) beastiality porn for you because im gay and like the liberal woke ai generators all the others are like despite being the "based" and "redpilled" elon muskerino platform
>>553690779Eating beans?
>>553690663>timeformIf you were actually a horse racing fan, you'd know that Timeform is deeply flawed and biased towards European horses.
>>553690910
>>553690910Go jerk off or take a nap, xis.
>futa umamusume is beastiality
>>553690663>TimeformOuted yourself there lad
Why AIjeets having a melty
>built my Aces except Tama>built my Sprint parentTime for fan grinding till Tama comes out
>>553690658I wanted to believe...>>553690901>random mood downs right after or before the eventTwo of my three runs yesterday had her go directly to awful mode, feels like this happens more often than you'd imagine
Remember when Uma mares all are either tsundere, or oblivious and kinda meek about their own feelings?Mare newmas have none of the og mare charms, they're no different than stallions now that will rape (You) at any given chancehttps://youtu.be/TckBXtn8tBA
>>553691069Because their sloppa supplies are running low
>>553690929>>553691054retards pretending to be "into horse racing"
>>553690858Skill issueSometimes I use pace
>futa umamusume porn is beastiality porn
>>553675551>consistentOK TIME TO MAKE A CS:GO MAP (joke)
>first ace runyou know what, this is good enough. I'm shipping it. any idea who for the 2nd front that isn't seiun or suzunigger
>>553690910You are chronically online. Go outside and take a breather.
>>553690858You don't actually need to win. I got 5 star pieces after jobbing in 2nd
thread’s looking dire lads
Just gen local and you'll never run out.https://files.catbox.moe/x4y96q.png
>>553690910nobody wants to see that shitkill yourself jeet
>>553691278Creeku
>>553690837He says he’ll kick and blacklist me if I request sprint shoes again
I bet happy meek has a nice pink-white horse cock...
>>553690910Never goon anons or you will end up like this guy
teiobros ovr repvtation...
>>553691403Well, why are you requesting them?
>>553691338Has been for quite some time now
dont lewd the horses!!! the yakuza will unalive you lol
>>553691359I like her swinging maestros but I need a front
im so bored of unity cup
>>553691343>gen locali love teio but i have no respect to anyone who is participating in pc comps price hike
>>553691545Then you'll LOVE the next scenario!
>>553691542Show your trainees
King Halo win in every race length secret event is buggy as shit in Unity. It works without fail every time in URA but I had it proc in between beating Riko last night and it crashed my game.
I'm so close to killing myself
>>553691529I ain't scared of them.https://files.catbox.moe/uo9tf3.png>>553691578I mean I bought my 3070 like eight? years ago for $1070 I ain't contributing to price hikes on shit but using what I have.
>>553691630>people will try to shit on me for wanting to roll in all uma with THIS roster
>>553691724elaborate
>>553689518after you buy all of the new slots on the friendshop? I dunno
won my JF fillies +7 gold city (I actually rly like this horse shes sexy and cute)
>>553691751VodSca spotted!!!!
>>553691427I will goon to this gif imagining the lollipop is my penis
>>553691647i chuckled
>>553691905
>>553691972Good, she is already assuming the position
i NEED horse yuri
Fuck this gay game
>>553691751Make a Daiwa front or Bobo if you're a man. Also you can roll on the all uma banner, but keep in mind you already have 25% of all 3* umas. Thats a lot of carats to burn for dupes
>>553691751All uma is bad for you unless you want someone specific that won't rerun
>>553692070show stats
mobs?
>>553690910u wot m8?
Testing URA as a poverty MANT for practice with high Race bonus makes for decent white sparks farming. I can't generate good pinks for shit though.
>>553692070ur fault for starting a career while neptune is in retrograde
impregnating Palmer
NEED the bourbon nice butt but with silence suzuka as the character but woke AI wont do it
>>553691783i mean followers, not follows
>>553691187Why are you embarrassed about outing yourself as a poser on 4chan? It's only 4chan
>>553692070Bwo the front rawdogging strat stopped working months ago...
>>553691508i was milked dry by curren chang…
>>553692085hmmm nyes duly notedm I'll see which one has a better balanced stat spread/skills for my decks
>>553692196helis giving her the futa zoomer cock
>>553692052
There's something really off about this game's pvp.the top level keeps getting bigger and bigger, it's totally lopsidedIt's crazy that there's more CM group A finalists than group B, and almost 2 magnitudes more than OpenClass 6 TT is the same, it's so big nowthey should rebalance this, somehow
>>553692120Bought focus, savvy and fast-paced
>>553692263Bobo is hard mode, she got no speed growth
>>553692256
>>553692324Hmmm. Nyo.
>>553692347yeah this makes no fucking sensefelt like a power issue
heard curren-chan is the academy bike woudl
>>553691905Nothing is sacred anymore
c
>>553692370never had an issue with no speed growthI'll just run a 3rd speed card. Her stam growth lets me run riko as the sole source of sustain. No taking the lead would be nasty but she does have it natty I think
>>553692295sorry but Helios is busy with me
>>553692324TT is percentage based. Inactive players clogging up the bottom with bad scores widens the gap but they aren't genuinely even trying. I don't know enough about CM statistics, though.
>>553691724Eh, good enough for me
>wojak in /uma/Is it over?
286K fans by 1st kinen rn
>>553692616Inactive players get demoted. They don't affect class 6 whatsoever.
ok guys everyone bring sympathy to sag
>>553692347Guts issue. Notice how you keep placing second because you kept losing duels
>>553692324>It's crazy that there's more CM group A finalists than group Bsource: I made it up
>>553692905I haven't been able to afford the skill points for it
>>553690181>rerun in mayyou're fine you sissy
>>553692905I don’t even have Riko
>>553692746nowojak spammers never last longthere was some dude trying to force a Gold Ship wojak a few weeks ago and he gave up after a few days
curren chan nipple mirror
>>553686478Vodka too
>>553690181just ticket her for 20 bucks on anni bwo
>>553693007He'd still have 4k carats by that time because he doesn't even play the game roru
oh fuuuuuuck I need to I neeed to CUUUUUUM
Wat dis
>>553693110Hey now, Vodka may look like a cheap prostitute from Bongland but she doesn't look like a stallion
>>553690910STOP EATING ALPHABET SOUP AI CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU
>>553693007Curren Chan?
>>553693279Shichi
>>553692256Milk her back
>>553690181>he's not willing to piggy for her
Maybe Tracen wouldn't have so much rape if human-uma relationships weren't forbidden
where do you guys get your uma porn
go livego live
>>553693432Nice try, yakuza
how much is 24k paid carats
I think I'm gonna do it
>>553693432Chiyono wouldn't ask this
>>553693432/uma/ secret discord
>>553693416They're not, just ones between trainer and trainee. No one is stopping an uma from having a bf her age that is just some guy on the outside.
>>553693432here
>>553693595Yes there is. Idol shit is crazy
be right back ive got to go pick up my anime horse girl gf from racing school (erm actually its an academy)
Eclipse first.
>>553693551Roughly $330 but GooglePlay had a holiday deal that would reward every purchase with like... 30% store credit last month so maybe they took advantage of that or are in a different tax bracket than me.
How long did it take you to realize power cards are useless except for skill parent farming?
>>553693865retard
>godliest ever Pasa parent run>first time ever 23/23 wins in races, without her randomly lol jobbing one race and exploding>ran every relevant turf G1>Fast Learner>max discount Swinging and Curvature>got buncha green skills and important stuff like THH, groundwork etc>???>...>1 wit spark>no groundworkTalk about being deflating.
605K fans 2nd kinen
>>553693764>every Ryan run be like
>>553693432There is no uma porn.
>>553693764that’s mcqueen
>>553692959>https://moomamusumedashboard.streamlit.app/>A Finals - 4238 Runs>B Finals - 301 Runsyou might say biased data, but on the group A leaderboards there were anons with 15k but on group B the max I saw was 6k, and that number is users below youunless you show me a group B player with 20k, I firmly believe B finals is smaller than A finals
>>553693865I still run falco on my front acesno I do not care, they still get my to 2nd Finals A just fine
Don't mind if I do
>>553693416>>553693595the more forbidden something is, the more it attracts people attention
>>553693865They aren't awful if you have 20% Stam bonus but I'm inclined to agree.
>>553694013you speeded too hard bwo...
Is 2 gold recoveries overkill on Xmas Oguri?
no you cant generate umamusume futa horsecock porn because uhhh people kept making deepfake porn of 12 year old celebrities and girls they stalked how does that make sense
>>553693279>enter race>it's the race your S tier uma decides to cause a billion dollar incident
>>553693905I was having a hard time doing ace runs so I decided to improve my Ryan parents cause they're awful (the best Long one has 1* guts). Finally managed an undefeated 21 races one and also got hit with 1*wit, I fucking despise this mechanic. She keeps jobbing since then
>>553693432My GPU.
>>553694129no you cant generate umamusume futa horsecock porn because that's fucking disgusting, if that's your fetish then fap to your imagination and leave to trace of it anywhere in this Earth, "please"
>>553694120yes, unless you have like 500 stam
>>553691118>old good>new badyou just want to be outraged at something completely made uptry playing rhein kraft, aston machan careers
>>553694261haha brrrrrrrrrrrrpppfart
>3 career runs today>14* Long>even got 3 golden inspirations>not a single Long SHow can my potential uma even reach a fraction of her potential when this is the trash I get.
>>553693718Uma idols don't seem to entirely operate the same way irl idols do. Especially considering the game, the anime, and the movies are all different universes with wildly different stories.
>>553693432cygames personally mails it to me
if you think about itstrong mares is woke
>>553694148Was the offspring a strong horse to make up for the heart stopping climax?
>>553693764>Frontline EleganceKino
>>553694379sex slut mare
>>553691118>he thinks the old mares didn't rape their trainers
>>553693916Good job mambro
>>553693432Weird yet extremely based Japanese artists provide them for me. And I wrote a story where McQueen fattens up Teio when the urge was simply too much. Autism is one hell of a drug.
28 races (27 wins) - 711K fans am I supposed to do the 5 races in a row at the start or something? that still wouldnt make up the hundreds of thousands of fans I am missing. I dont know how you guys are getting 1M fans runs. 711K fans in a run for me is good
>>553694686I would like for you to delete this.
>>553694401I had the same problem and only got the first long S on the 15th run. The stats were whatever but I'm not subjecting myself to that again...
>>553687112Whoever makes these I love him
Do you really need 900 stam + maestro on end closers this cm
>>553694686HOGuri
>>553694826the orb
>>553694845that's pace requirements, so 850 should work for ends.
>>553694826Round and cute
>>553694267Yeah my Oguri has 500 stam sadly
>>553694773It's too late, boyuma.
>>553694461That's actually a good question, Google doesn't give me a real answer
>>553694967bwo...hope you at least have 1k power and 800 wit to go with that
>>553694686>And I wrote a story where McQueen fattens up Teio when the urge was simply too muchDigitan...
>>553686779Why is Nishino Flower's head so big
looking at ao3 wh ythe fuck is all the jungle pocket x tachyon focused on tachyon topping? she is clearly not a fucking top, jungle pocket would for sure top in that relationship
my TT team sucks... i need a smug currenposter to give me a teasing handjob while they call me a cute retard and tell me how to fix it
KH: its really noisy in this dormitory. I dont dislike the thought of having someone be there when I get homeshes talking about me
>>553694686Imagine a fat futa oguri fucking you and she puts her belly on your back
>>553693997it's biased data becomes it comes from a discord from players who care about a theorycrafting sloptuberit's like saying pub lobbies are equal to real CM, this is garbage data to equal to the whole server
>>553694804post more of them
we are back in B. poggersim not even done yet and there is 2 more fan runs to do (and 3 ace with toughness)
I only found one race for this new event, the Fillies race with Gold City festival star pieces. Are there any others?
>>553695353but did you read the rest
>>553686907The mod maker is coping hard
>>553695452it's a different uma every couple of days, read the event page
>>553695452Yeah scroll up a bit
>>553695353nta but I'd trust moomoo's circlejerk over VF's still. Most of moomoo's guides are community made and tested unlike with VF who decides everything.
>>553695316you need help
>>553695252What would >THE STRONGEST poster think about this!!!
woke grok woke grok wont draw me uma futa horse cock
>>553695561NEVER
>>553695434go live !!
>>553694826pondering her rn
>game gives you a "lose every career race" RNG seed on a borrowNIGGER!!!
>>553695581That's not the point, a dedicated community will have a higher win % than the global that don't go past watching a sloptuber video or not caring about theorycrafters at all.It's like saying "70% of /uma/ has won at least 4 plat CMs, are CMs too easy?"it's a dumb sample to use against the whole server
im not streaming today but I do get money (alcohol) tomorrow! poggers! probably do for my 3 borrow runs and some fan runs, which I would be doing anyway so I might as well
>>553695252Because Pokke never beat her and a giant part of her hangups in the movie is taking a long time to get over her hangups in that
>>553695727Taiki would say this
>>553695727Taiki wouldn't use that word
btw maya wears ejection handles in her race outfitspull to eject her out of race
>>553694860I need more TONmamo Cross but it seems she has next to zero fats
>>553695867God she's so hot
hoeh…
>ew horse cocks on uma characters (some of which are male) thats disgusting >btw heres an obese horse girl YOU are the freak
>>553695316
>>553695851Who would win>a legendary racer in their prime>a little girl that thinks she's an airplane
Damn, this is more like a dad sim than a horse raising sim
>>553695252half of the movie is just pokke being psychologically raped by tachyon's inability to give a fuck
>>553695805>streamPlease stream
>>553696046This sounded pure to sex
>>553695867im not an architect im not an architect im not an architect im not an architect im not an architect im not an architect
>>553696028i hope she will get compressor stall and explode the fuck out
>>553695978fufu…
>>553696046thats just haru >>553696112dont want to I dont have alcohol but im getting some tomorrow
I will donate money if you stream!
umas for this feel?
>>553696008Don't make up enemies inside your brain, anon. I like fat umas yet I don't discriminate against other fetish bwos in here. Live and let live, the haters nowhere. Peace.
Why did the thread quality suddenly drop? It was just so good 2 hours ago>s-sea hoursNIGGER
>>553696206me
stop samefagging, faggot
I want Air Shakur to give me a firm handshake of begrudging approval (that's basically sex)
what the hell is this?
>>553696206Teio
>>553696378Meltdown
lards woke up (hence the whaleposting)
>>553696407I was about to make the same post
>>553696442leave your cancer elsewhere or get BTFO again. know that youre nobody and nothing, know your place, and know to stfu because you have no power or ability
>parfait to get a high score for retention>next run gives me an even higher score without anythingOK Cygames sure I'll take that you dicks.
>>553696140INSPIRATION TIME
>>553696378embarassing sloppy floppy meltoid melty uh ohhh buhiiiii
GET ZERO
>>553696562Mega meltdown
Why is she looking at me like this
>>553696340>fatposting>grok AI seetheburger hours
I've just about mcfucking had it on parent runs, bwos
>>553696407>>553696538See: >>553688623
>>553696634umapyoi
>>553695131Yes and yes
>>553696627lots of things I could type out as paragraphs to you, like you want me to do (because you can just cope anddeflect in your shit life), but nah. you just lost streaming privs. no stream for you or anyone else because you have to copy-paste the same spastic cancer personality everywhere you go. and those are all your replies for today used up!
>>553696673burgers should be at workunless they are unemployed that is...i mean you wouldnt be posting on the chan during work hours RIGHT?
>>553696634she thought of a good joke and is ruminating on how to best deliver it
>>553696407Takedown event, your uma has to takedown Gold City in the race for bonus star shards
>>553696673I always thought people who liked fat women came from places where they aren't that common. "Grass is greener" type thing?
fomyeg
>>553696818Glad I could destroy your schedules so easily
So Unity gives us the Burning/Blazing skills. What are the unique skills MANT will give us?
>>553696883gemyofwhat does that mean
>>553696340It was really hard to shitpost before because general was fast and they were ignored. You could bake a new thread, take a piss and by the time you got back the thread would already hit image cap. Now it's normal speed, so shitposters have more time in the spotlight.
>>553696883>>553696627>>553696024just so everyone is aware, this is the poster you should all be aware of (as mentioned last week)the polshit tourists that come here to talk about trannies and politics, twitter - and no, they dont even play the game thank you for your attention on this matter
>>553696951What even is PMO?
>>553696951it was easier to say he became impotent
>>553696951
>>553697074project management office
>>553696846Old /fit/ meme with a little scientific basis but high test and steroid runs really make chubby bitches look like goddesses. Not whales or anything but skinny girls just kinda cease to exist in your periphery.
>>553697056Schizo meltdown
>>553696916Glittering and Radiant Star which gives speed/acc/recovery bonuses based on how many race wins you have in the career.
I am about to go insane if I see one more post asking about the juvenile fillies crystal
>>553697056trump is your president btw
do your horse hang lo do it wobbles to the flo im not talking about horses does it unsheath in the stall
>>553697110Naruhudough.
>>553697259
>>553696818>and those are all your replies for today used up!
>>553696916
>>553697126When /fit/ talked about thicc, it was different from literally every definition of the term that came after.
>>553696951weak
I'm on a 3 long S in a row streak
>>553697074>"Porn, Masturbation, Orgasm", often used in online communities discussing self-discipline or NoFap.a really retarded acronym
>>553693432NO NEED. My uma wife is already walking porn scene.
>>553697304true. thanks for the reminder if youre the tranny freak then you can have this reply as a reward anywayfor reminding me to not talk to them
I've successfully put Ramp Up on both sides of my inheritance family tree so it's almost guaranteed every run but Ignited Spirit Wit refuses. I'm losing my fucking patience. I also accidentally did the same with Inner Post Proficiency but it's cheap so whatever, I guess
So does the cripple Suzuka work? I can get my Bourbon to the top 3 consistently in public lobbies with it at least.
>>553697442gold city bwo...
>>553697429you can tell he's been in that community for a long time since he just assumes everyone knows what it is
>>553697357>literally just give everyone XOguri's skill but without a high requirement for it to activateHow did this not indirectly nerf her?
>>553696601STOP IT
>cripple suzuka thats hot AS FUCK
>>553697479>cripple
>>553697586Don't you like what you see
>>553697371It's definitely a bygone era. It's girls that played Uni sports but have stopped in adulthood so they've still got signs of definition but just a bit of unnecessary weight.
>>553695252realest shit i ever read. tachyon is the definition of a smug domme bottom. pokke would prematurely ejaculate and get angry about it.
>>553697479nice
>>553696046Yeah she's your daughter and King Halo is your wife.She is also the cutest and most precious uma of them all even in JP.
>>553697548it's rng and actually ends up stacking well with xoguri because the heal part can be a backup
fillies? and they are juvenile?
bread?
>>553697649no
>>553697753So when MANT comes out I can ditch Tachyon's unique and just use that?
I'm not feeling optimistic about next thread. I daresay it may even be worse.
Would Tamamao accept me for my small penis since her counterpart also had a micro penis?
Jibbs is a good artist they dont make rap like this anymore
>>553697958Uma Tamamo would have a macromanko, so no one would ever be able to satisfy her
Next thread will… Uhhhhh… Next thread uhhhhhh…. Will be……..
>>553697760afraid so>>553697783afraid not
>>553697887It will be butter
>>553697607>>553697629>>553697692But does it work? All the public lobbies have shitter xmas oguris so them not catching up is whatever.
beeg luck tank
>>553698050I'm pretty sure the way that works is the opposite
>>553698070idk sorry
>>553698094
>>553698063hmmm, butter...
>>553686039but I want to leave the bot running while I sleep
>>553697357>even the skill is race-basedIt's over...
it's really funny how bricked of a stat power is, actually pointless at least in longs
>>553698327eh, come back and say that during the sprint cm
>>553698126Real Tamamo had a micro penis and couldn't satisfy any mares. Did absolutely horribly as a studIf Umamamo has a micromanko, then even (You) could pleasure her, so she'd need the appropriate counterpartErgo, deep dish horse (human) pussy
it's really funny how bricked of a stat stamina is, actually pointless at least in sprints
is this the end of /uma/ ?
>>553698056https://youtu.be/GFRtjjKrYvEuma version of this when
Come on Falco, win me those stars!
>>553698450Yes, good riddance.
last borrow of the daywill I get at least 1 (uno) sprint spark?
>>553688623>Want 5 star Taishin>Want 5 star Maruzensky>Do both of those races all the time anyway to make sure I get my fan skill bonusesAww yiss.
>>553698450FinallyWhat a shit general
>>553698450you dont play this game and should fuck off
>>553698450It depends, if I get anything but 7 then it's freaking over.
>>553698431My mistake, I read it as a micromanko. Also>Real Tamamo had a micro penis and couldn't satisfy any mares.I can't imagine many mares are satisfied at all considering how fast stallions finish.
>>553698583nyowari...
>>553698543That 1* Pace spark is looking quite tempting for the rng...
ho ho hee ho
laurelfagging before the thread dies
>>553698431don’t fucking say this
>>553697479>>553698070You already have her so you tell us. In my experience Daiwa is more satisfying to use with crippled Suzu since Red Ace easily procs with Daiwa at 2nd then she just zoom past Suzu perfectly with it and get angling, plus with NSM if you're lucky. But this was all in Libra so I don't know how good the timing is on saggy track
>>553698372that's why I said in longs, I'm raping sprint lobbies so I would know
>>553698486Too easy.
>>553698450WITH THIS 7 I KILL /uma/
>>553698450It's been a good ride. I'm glad that I found you all. See you later, /uma/
only shiraoki-sama can save /uma/
>>553698682>>553698543>he doubtedincredibly funny joke though, maybe tomorrow
>>553698642this game really showed me how dogshit and bad western porn is, with the wholesome and sexy uma horses... this post just cements that fact in my mind. you are so far gone its insane
say something nice about my rudolf
>JP has two threads up>global gas only oneIt's never been more over
>>553698642dolphins are the only other mammal that don’t just fuck to survive
>>553698846>global gas
>>553698846did we really drive them out? just like that? jp players are the ultimate cucks huh
>>553698701>hee ho
>>553698891Bonobos too.
very LAST /uma/ post for kingu
You're next, special week
>>553698821cool rating but what exactly is your plan to win as a late surger without OYL or dober?
>>553698821>LATEBRICKED t. built my own late Rudolf
I can't activate groundworks, should I skip angling?
>>553698821your fuhrer would be proud
The stakes?
>>553698971wow nice though>>553698954based kingu haloano
>>553698846globabs.... we fucking lost....
is AMoguri's unique worth inheriting on an uma with a unique that heals her, like fantasy grass?
>>553698915>minor spelling mistake
LAUREL SUKI DAAAAAASUKI DASUKI DASUKI DAAAAAAAAAA
>>553698708succubus
>>553699050HOPELESS
>>553699050Hopeless!
>>553699118where is this tachyon from
>>553699050>168 gutsget outdueled, BITCH
>>553699050well done
>>553699026no, angling is still good
>>553699157>>553699163>>553699202Curren could never.
>>553698971SEIUNWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGYOU LIST TO URARASEIUN
end of service is imminent
>>553699268strongest umadol....
now that eos is approaching i can finally admit that i have inappropriate thoughts about my trainee
This will be the very last /uma/ thread. My odds says so.
>>553698846where is the JP threads
>>553699268holy carp… my knees… t-they’re buckling….
>>553699362>>553699362>>553699362Quit your whining and move to the new thread
>>553699268>7L from secondProfessional whore Curren BTFO
shiraoki-sama give us a 7 and save /uma/
>>553699283bakupits. post bakupits. please...
>>553699427WITNESSED
>>553699427WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
shan’t be posting in the reddit thread gn /uma/
>>553694845850 stam + 780 guts + stamina eater isn't enough.
we took the shitposter, /uma/!
Can you only get the star pieces once a day or once a day with uma X? Like, if I got them with Baku can I still get more with Daiwa?
