Hanon of Caima Edition>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-hotfix-notes-version-1031>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg >Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>553595596
revenant is cute
finally getting to higher depths again after long absenceis this any decent for a wylder loadout? Reapers are all the rage these days it seems
>>553686139yes that is the press L2 to win from fullscreen build
gg gigabugsi hate these scytheslop knightss
>>553685657Fat sissy Revenant
>>553686139Why not just use double balancers and the earring
does this community in particular attract and create troons? Why are there so many people defending this creepy retard. Siphoning money from your audience for "medical bills" and then showing up later with hilariously obvious glottoplasty is probably the biggest grift i've ever heard of in this community. It is weird how many zullie shills there are in spite of the gross behavior
>no gg bugs from pepe Ugly trend being set
>>553686404touch grass chud, zullie is a ciswoman.
>>553686545i posted it in the previous thread
>>553686372the +1 character skill from the earring is really all I care about never liked the flames on the ground much
>>553686804Retard alert
>>553686545You aren't entitled to a gg tranny
>>553673291curved sword dual jump attacks also seems to rez very quicklyjust had an ironeye in my game and he revived the third from a 2 bar in 2 jumps I think
>>553686804the fire is good and the stamina recovery will let you use the weapon art more continuously. you will already be dealing enough damage with it as its the strongest weapon in the game
>>553686404Zullie is not trans she had throat problems most of her life and needed to get throat surgery
>>553687034I am you stupid cunt
>>553686331Do you look like that
is it possible to get to d5 purely with randoms im near d4 now :3
Bird up
>>553686404Her voice sounds trans, but it doesn’t sound like the girls I’ve known who had voice feminization surgery. I think she probably had a medical procedure done to her throat that was unrelated to being trans. If she’s not trans as she claims, then that’s the most trans sounding cis woman I’ve ever heard and likely because of her condition.
ggs ED maris damage felt kinda low but it all worked out
>>5536875263 bars revvies festival for sure this run.
>>553687526gg big fish i was kinda hoping someone would dodge lmaoglad i brought my affinity build although i probably need to make an augur specific build which is a pain in the ass>>553687598i had literally no negation, anything coughing at me was a down lol
>>553687128You sound like an insufferable cunt that doesn't deserve ggs actually
>>553687714balancers make this ez pz
>>553687714>Double balancers >Night invadersWow so hard
>>553686545>>553687034>>553687128>>553687738gg argument
>Zorban going as high as 130 viewers while streaming D1/D2 gamesI really don't understand why people watch this
pepe is the strongest /erg/er, even terr bows to him.
>>553687850because his teams are always completely useless and he's doing some permadeath challenge its like trainwreckkino
even doe they're both in the same tier (GAWDLIKE)
>>553687738>have a gg>nooo you’re mean you don’t deserve itLooping back around to go away little twerp
>>553687842I'm a rev main retard which means i need to split between skill and spell power
>>553687993>Uhhhhhhhh I’m swuggling with day bowwesss ;_;Ok have one little relic to help you fight torch nobles or something
ggs ggs posting we didn't the ggs that were gg'd truly gg
>>553688171>only one relic to fight torch godsyou think i'm an S tier or something? my whole build is just to survive the starter camp
Shut up reterrd, this is why no one likes you
>>553687850his stream is just a tranny circlejerk, nobody is there for the gameplay.
Just got erdtree and playing through all over again having forgot almost everything, can someone post a list of which places i should clear in order and characters to talk to? I've got 3 eyes to hyetta, met ranni and helped blaidd kill the guy, boc is at my grace, haight dealt with, diallos at liurnia, met d, met the stinky wizard guy, met sellen, killed ensha, gave nepheli her hawk shit, cleared out the first zone and the southern region and now im clearing southern liurnia.
>>553687932Does the pernadeath trigger on one death or when he loses?
>>553687850People like him and they hate (you)
>>553688630one death
And when someone fails to pick him up does he just quit and reset back to D1?
>>553688561You can’t really miss anything in f you don’t kill Makileth. You have to chose one of two story routes for the Godwyn quests and obviously the splits for the endings. You can do frenzy and then use the unalloyed pin or something
>>553687850He’s farming content in D1/2 since that’s were most redditers are and he looks like he isn’t a shitter. It quickly gets exposed when he gets to d5
>>553689057The only nightreign streamer I've seen "exposed" was smeee the other day. People were viscious to her after what they saw.
>>553689230terr is a he.
>>553689461smeee is terr? Well that explains the comments about the glitches. Do any of the discordettes play normally or is it all glitches and stuff?
>>553689230Shut up reterrd
>terr samefagging from the call center again
>>553689739>Do any of the discordettes play normally or is it all glitches and stuff?All glitches and cheating
cc had a melty about balancers and left? someone post it
new stream when terr?
>>553689739>>553689984proof he's in the discord?
schizo's going ballistic
>>553687850He's doing a challenge where if he gets a you died screen at any point he loses the character, so even if he wins the run the character still gets an X. There's all kinds of silliness that can happen during the days where everyone dies, so it's a lot of fun to watch as he very suddenly loses a character. His stream is peak suffering. Also he's cute and funny and has a sexy voice so that brings in a number of viewers too. >>553688804After he loses all 10 characters, yes he resets back to D1. He usually gets into D4 before he loses them all.
>>553690117Do you think we’re documenting every no life’s character arc retard
even doe if terr had his stream listed he'd get a million viewers
even doe if terr talked on stream everyone would find out he’s a Bangladeshi man
Starting to think that i should stick to dreglord as Recluse since it's easier to dodge all his stuff when he's on the ground.
What's with all that attention whoring namefaggotry in here?
Reterrd throwing a melty because zorban has 10x more viewers and is growing faster and is better at the game and has collabs lined up with manta
>>553690373you'll never be part of the second discordkeep coping
>>553691015>Zorban better at the game than anyone hereThere's a reason he's Z-tier and it's not his name
>>553690865Desperation. Poor guy doesn't know what being anon means.
big maris is no match to this iron doll. gg.
gg giga fisheim sorry for scythesloppa but augur is a slog anyway..>>553687364nope
>>553691061>He's only in the second discord and wasn't invited to the third I know who you are now.
>>553691183Zorban does zdps because he’s labbing all the time, terr does zdps on the build he has 1000+ games on. Quite sad really
>>553690865discord faggots think this general is their personal chat room. if I still had 4chanX i'd block them all. even without 4chan lags my fucking mouse so i doubt ill be here long, stop spying on everyone glowie cunts, and have fun getting kicked out of europe over greenland, your time is up.trying to make bird good today for fun, i wish spears also had the charged guard counter, or I had a dormant spears relic in the first place. shields had much more detail than I thought looking through them all in sparring with the codex info.
>>553690620I mean isn't there 5 trishjeet.pngs at this point?
y'all are gay. glad i just come here for games and dont communicate further with you subhumans
>>553691929Make up a name on the spot and terr will add jeet to the end. He's mentally ill my dude.
>>553687496Do you mean actual girls or “girls”>>553687913Terr bows to everyone, always>>553689739>>553689903>>553690846>>553689976>>553690865This is all true and good
>>553687913Said no one who actually plays the game.
i was so distracted by the usual bollocks that I forgot what I wanted to ask, i think it was what do the damage negation relics actually trigger from, wiki says not executor block not guardian block so then what, actually getting hit? basically some of them don't make sense or don't trigger on stuff you think would, so where is the list of what DOES trigger literally all relics, cause it ain't on fuckstralife, half of the answers are in the comments only and you have to go relic effect by relic effect AND how it all works changes each patch.basically im fucking lost and want a guide.
I always suspected pepe was black
>>553692051Pepe can we play elden ring together some time? Please
>>553687991You seem upset, little entitled fag, gonna cry?
>>553687850he's doing a challenge run, it's like asking no-hit run viewers why they tune in for Limgrave
>>553692241Full hp negation - negation at full hpLow hp negation - negation at 40% or lower hpOn charge attack negation -landing a charge attack gives negationTaking damage - taking damage gives negation Successive attacks negation - Attacking successively creates a negation bubbleOn guard negation - negation for successful guardRetard
>>553691254You clearly look like this
>>553692365i havent played it since nightreign came out. the only thing i miss are malenia, hoarah loux, and the sote bosses that arent in nightreign
ggs gnoster thanks for dropping the negation but i'll never pick all resitances down on top of my relic all resistances down it's appreciated tho
>>553691183>better at the game than anyone hereHe didn't write that though? He's better than terrjeet thoughbeit.
gg bug kept dying trying to cast burn o flame lmao>>553692574its a worthy gamble imo, i also had resistances down on my relics and the bow was only -30
I made a scholar build with items for allies, 3 starting item slots, money for analysis, damage on ult, ult gauge on kills, and no health or throwing pot damage buffs, and I think it's perfect.
pepe kys
>>553692712gg bugs, mage duchess feels so bad to play on the crystal map its insane more so because I never found a shattering crystal staff which I bought a lv2 smithing stone for>>553692574Yeah that was funny I was already using 1 res down full hp negation and the only staff I found worth using also had all res down. I'm not using 3 all res down lmao.
>>553692574Just don’t get hit shitter, maybe try that next time
>>553692712nah last time i did that i barely redeemed myself the combination of sleep and death is too annoying to keep thinking about >>553692805i saw that kek
dogshit exejeet
>>553692747Don't be mean to pepe he's nice
>>553692946oh lmao, resist down + deathblight on hit yeah I can see why you didn't
>>553692051poopoo dont pretend you dont know 80% of the last 50 posts is dragonirian schizo
>>553692498those are passives you muppet, I mean draws attention on guard (doesn't work on executor) getting "knocked back" boosts defense (doesn't mean rolling backwards? according to comments) RELICS specificallyi should have known you morons would second guess me incorrectly and then call me the idiot, forget it, fuck off, im out, tab closed, enjoy your discord cock sucking circle of the same 5 people.
Pepe throws my games on the reg
>>553693106>>553692946I had a game ages ago where I had deathblight on hit and probably some res downs, I was in the ED adel storm for a few seconds and instantly 1 barred, I catch an ironeye ult and got up and instantly 2 barred. Never doing that shit again lmfao
>>553693129Do you understand how to write in English you fucking retard
Pepe used to be niceNow he does the terr autism stare all the time except he's not good enough to make it work
>>553693131Pepe doesn't throw games he just has constant spergouts for little to no reason.Might be time for him to see a doctor desu.
>>553693129>asks stupid question>gets answer>throws a meltyDruggie anon
Most dogshit erg wylder?
>>553693501Be careful what you say about the strongest player in the thread
>>553693548me...
Stop talking about yourself reterrd
Pepe took the sword I accidentally dropped and never gave it back
>>553693548My vote is for humbert or monica
Pepe stole my warming stones
>>553693926he burnt my shake
Stop shitposting please
Pepe once complained about me even though he 3 barred
>got the game with the dlc too some 2 weeks ago>do about 4-7 runs a day/night give or take>already feel like i've seen and done just about all variations of the game (don't get a lot of scarlet rot woods or noklateo in don however)the game is still fun but i really wish they handled it as a live-service game better and shoved more content into it
Pepe ate my starlight shards...
>>553693994This but instead of complaining he hit me with a bg after I carried his 3bar assNever felt so betrayed
>>553693131>>553693812if you ping something and i go there and you dont i will ignore your pings/location for the rest of the game simple as. if you confuse that with "throwing" thats your problem
After a good game in Nightreign, I added Pepe because he seemed cool… we became good friends online. I invited him to my house for a LAN party. When he arrived, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear…Turns out he was gay. Don’t trust this guy.
>>553693969Why?
Can i get an invite to the discord please?
Pepe does a lot of volunteer work, and makes a big impact in his community
nice
Why are we pepe posting, is this going to be the new thing for the next few days?
>>553694375Pepe felt the need to voice his need for a lil attention so we’re giving it to him
What about Trish? He wants attention why not give it to him?
>>553693658
what could have possibly set off this schizo spam
Pepe once bitched about me not ressing him when I died at 1 bar while he was 3
I met up with Pepe after work the other day, just a normal thing, you know, grabbed a bite and talked about random shit like Nightreign and how Balancer meta has been draining him lately. He was acting kind of weird but I didn’t think much of it, just figured he was tired or something. We’re standing there, mid-conversation, and he suddenly starts going off about how I wouldn’t understand the Wylder grind, how I’ve never really struggled, just rambling nonsense out of nowhere. I tried to laugh it off and calm him down, told him it wasn’t that deep and we should just head out. Next thing I know he steps way too close, stares at me for a second, and before I can even react, but then he punched me and stole my wallet, it had 120k runes in it
>>553694528Im just trying to fit in and get into the discord.
>>553690620heres my no arc active character poop incarnate
I think the pepe-posting started because I triggered that entitled troon who was promised a 'gg' 3000 years ago on his behalf.
>>55369483717 magic damage fed through a million multipliers to one-shot anything that gets backstabbedWhy is nobody playing crit duchess with this insane tech???
>>553694252Would they even want you? You’d just annoy them with constant gg horse….gg bug…gg horse…gg dragon. Someone would be excited one of their friends is posting only to see that
>>553692073This. The worst part is that we know it’s projection now because he’s deathly afraid of revealing his own Indian accent. Just like how he calls everyone trannies and chasers despite being the latter.
THIS is the hero of /erg/?
>>553692241>basically im fucking lost and want a guide.check the links in the OPmiscellaneous NR data has all relic/passives etc. listed and a little note for some of the more confusing stuff
>>553685447Just blocked my third player ever.The expedition begins with an Ironeye pinging the goal in the mountains. We clear the first camp, and then he dashes off immediately to the mountains. I've never seen this routing before, but I'm open to exploring new ideas, so I follow.We get to the mountains, and immediately, this guy skips the snow trolls, to climb up the cliff face. I know something is off. He gets about halfway up the mountain, then cuts left, to engage with the dragon fighting the snow troll. We kill them, and then he pings the castle, and starts running aaalllll the way back to the castle(we passed it on our way up) He's skipping all of the snow trolls on the way down.So now I know this guy is a fuck head. He has no idea what he's doing. From there, it's a series of unfortunate events, where the Ironeye tries to lead without knowing where to go or what to do. Me trying to correct him by showing better routes. And the revenant randomly fucking off to do her own thing. Ultimately, we end up split 3 ways for the majority of day 2. All because Ironeye kept acting like a retard. So I had to block him.
Losing both terr and pepe to discord would be a huge blow to erg culture and mark the end days
/erg/ Nightreign Valentines Day SpecialOnly Duos are allowedYou either pass queue or add someone from /erg/ to be your Valentines Day Event Partner and post screenshots and a small story after each win or lossSave the Date February 14
>>553695012Just find the link in the archive
>>553694213Lots of faggots in here unsurprisingly >>553693501Truth
shut the fuck up and talk about elden ring or nightreign you stupid retards
>>553695692gay
>>553695486>went to the mountaintops with his friends>still a hot head afterThey’re probably glad you blocked them, saved them the effort
>>553695692I dont have anyone to be my partner, is there somewhere i can apply?
>>553695692Nobody will willingly do thisInstead, you should queue up on a burner account called erg cupid and then leave the moment you arrive at the starter camp
>>553693658>>553694837druggie is my favourite threadcow
I hope pepe doesn't thinks my posts are weird his opinion means alot to me
>>553696021It'll be like a japanese harvest festival, if you are alone on vday say so in thread and a random anon will fuck you in the fields.
>>553695814Don’t ask for attention next time if you can’t handle my shy little frog
>>553692520Good that game is DOGSHIT
>>553695976I didn't block the revenant. The Ironeye was the problem.I'm queued for D0, all bosses. Though, admittedly, I'm terrible at ED Libra.If no one else queues soon, then I'll queue for the depths, and kill your win streak with my shitty play.
>>553696006>using summonsYikes!
>>553695381That's not GAWDLIKE terr...
>>553695754Can you link the archive im not sure where to look for it?
>>553696250Don't talk about yourself in third person terrjeeta
>>553696237I’ll queue Ed Libra in like 5 mins
>>553696128The funniest thing about this take is he runs fucking Gnoster relic for the successive FP gain and thinks it's not the same as a starter relic when it's useless in the nightlord fight.I'd unironically run the start with 6 starlight shards relic instead
>>553695523schizos broke the non agression pact by shitposting too much, back in dsg golden days there was no need for gaycords because the thread was comfy enough
>>553696559Deludo
with how the schizos are just copying trends from other generals I'm surprised nobody's mentioned an IRC yet but I guess they're too tech illiterate for that
>>553694837HOLY FUARK look at that damage
>>553695323Im not an annoying person i just want good players to play with and i dont post ggs.
Ok Pepe is done, who should we move onto next.
>>553695692cringe and gay gtfo
>>553696996Just one more please accept my request to join the discord i found the archive but i cant tell if its the right game or board?
>>553694837have mercy...have mercy upon the starting camp!
>>553696330If you can't even find that then you don't deserve it
>>553696439>>553696237Actually, I'm dozing off while waiting. So I'm just going quit for now. I'm too tired for another round.
>>553697498Ok just post this on the discord next time instead ok?
>>553697498faggot
>>553696642I can feel it in the air here, the stank of the raped™. Malicious rats who are seemingly reduced to mere (you) farmers, husks of human beings. I've been to other generals for other games and people just talk about the game there, share things related to the game for the sake of it etc.
erg is finished
>>553696021The whole aresnal of /erg/ players is your oyster just pick someone and add them >>553696080Probably not but it would be funny and i keep shilling here and there
>>553697552Hell no. I don't need to know what you people look like or sound like. And I sure as hell don't care what you think outside of the game>>553697591Why call me a faggot? I can't help that I got tired. Just be glad I said something, instead of leaving you guys to wait 2/3
>>553697313>>553696948https://discord.gg/eTQnJMUSn3
>>553697829Damn you must be tired because you sure are cranky! Go get some rest big guy we will be here when you get back lil fella sport tiger.
>>553697313that disc is a ghost towna few regular folks but mostly just tourists and psn bros
its working keep pushing the ergiyogis will fall we have to beat them
>no gg posts for an hour during primetimefucking schizos
Think I might go full fraudulent and start using the practice mod like terr
>>553697909>>553698003Is this the right discord? Im a little apprehensive about clicking random links after what happened last time…
I wanna give duchess a try, what kind of relics do I go for if I want spells and not halo scythe slop?
>>553698260Yeah I just asked the server owner for a postable link.
never joining your discord and you have to quit being gay. final notice
Why is everyone so mean in these threads. We’re all on 40+ win streak right now so why not queue and have fun
>>553698501Oh guess I got baited sorry, that's what I get for trying to be nice.
break the erg unf unf unf share their passies unf unf unf spam big black kino unf unf spam rumors about their players unf unf unf beat the brogiyogis so we can yem it and troon it up with the gemmy mokfel bbc girl at tiff yuh yuh yeag
>>553698552meant for >>553698424
@648 go back to where there's thousands of you
>>553698179>primetime>Barely 12pm on a Tuesday for central time US.
>>553687850That's basically all the NR community, they just bounce from one stream to another because they have no hobbies. Also did dudley start viewbotting, those views are sus
die pathetic yurmites
>>553698339Max fp increase when rises are unlockedImproved crystalline or carian sorcery.
>>553698339>improved crystalian sorcery>magic attack up, or affinity attack for a bit less damage but a damage modifier that applies to much more>more ability damage duchess effect>pray to god that a 1 in 4 chance of receiving shattering crystal being rolled dozens of times somehow doesn't failthe day they give duchess the ability to spawn with a stave and somehow get carian slicer on it is the day all other characters in the game stop mattering
Gg erg
>>553699509the irony here is baffling
>>553696948>join community>doesn't want to participate in said community>just wants to use them to get carriedYou're a parasite.
>>553699509Poor guys wish they were anons so bad its kind of hard to watch. I blame their medications, or lack thereof.
gg gigadel was fun unleashing the magic rev for a bit
Magical Girl Rev. Tbh I wanted to just grab the talisman then run all the way to where you ping'd but then I saw Recluse was here too so we fought the mini boss and by the time we reached you it twas too late. Then I went underground instead of coming to fight that bird guy
>the discord has 60 membersWe did it, 4chan!
>>553700412ah i see, i was a little annoyed at thatwould've been more cautious if i'd noticed you''re way over yonder but w/e
>>553700346sissy...
>>553700663true you lost
>>553700663That guy must have spent a long time making alt accounts.
>>553699509I'm almost 90% sure you guys use the discord to shittalk the players who didn't join
>>553700793I haven't seen anyone shittalk even once on the 'cord. But I might be wrong.Either way the vibes are positive.
>>553700940>he forgot terr vs sens showdown
>>553699137>>553699319thanks guys
>>553698501sexo
>>553700940I'm not there but I can imagine that's how it is when your posts aren't anonymous. Kinda like how IRL people tend to be friendly when you actually start talking face to face
>>553700940thats nice, i'd almost consider joining but no ones invited me>inb4 heres the linkan open invitation is no invitation at all
https://www.youtube.com/live/_fTVUlmnUZobat is live get in here
>eternal 1/3
>troonie the men
>>553701010>schizo doesn't play the game, so he can't get full access and has to guess who is in the 'cordkino
>>553699808Yeah im the one who carries dumbass i just wanted to see how bad you nerds are at the game. The videos you all post here are hilarious and if you arent as bad as you look ill introduce you to some truly incredible players.
>scholar's darkness skin has a second face on the back of its head>fromsoft covered it up with silver thread, but you can still just barely see the chinwhat the fuck, how does something like this even get made
>>553701651that's the biggest tranny voice i've ever heard.
>>553702356I dunno but i role play him as a lich and stack damage reduction and tank bosses
>>553702356It happens when you impregnate a girls ass
>>553702582No thats how you steal souls
>>553701886>>553702397Zullie is not trans
>>553675347The double spin into a slam can be dodged in the following ways:1. By rolling all of the attacks2. By (surge) sprinting (and maybe jumping) away to outspace the first two slashes then rolling the slam3. (if you're feeling cocky) By sprinting to the right, jumping the first slash, sprinting/rolling into the second slash and then rolling the third slam4. By surge sprinting away from all of that (not shown in the webm but it is possible).>Why bird?Because he has the biggest hurtbox and his roll is shit so if a level 1 Guardian can dodge a move then so can everyone else.
Guys is youtube not working for anybody else?
>takes a 20 second bathroom breakonly a man can pee so fast, xhe's definitely a guy
>>553696240Summons are kino
>>553703148This fancy shit only works if he's targeting you, its much easier to just roll
>>553703148Please dont necro conversations from previous threads or i may he forced to take action.
>>553703148>>553703380It IS situational, but I'm just showing there's multiple ways to avoid the same attack.
So who are the remaining based ergites who aren't in the trooncord?
In Dark Souls fashion, Nightreign is only getting one expansion? I'd certainly like one more pair of nightfarers and nightlords before The Duskbloods.t. just started playing
I'm sorry guys I have never got to try this on ED before, didn't know it wasnt gonna show it was ed till they were dead either so I've only ever steamrolled it on D0
>>553703575The double slash usually only requires a single roll since you can then sprint to his right into a blind spot and get a punish early, but you should roll twice if you need to. There's other ways to dodge this, but they're not as viable for regular play (such as sprinting to his left and then doing a running attack into his right to avoid the second slash).
>>553703661me
>>553695523Don’t talk about yourself in third person>>553696149Got his ass there
Soz I had one on 1 hp and another one just catapulted offscreen into me
Unironically just died to regular Maris in deep... it was one hit away from death and I must have not been paying attention because it just nuked everyone and I wasn't even expecting it and no-one had a wending grace...
>>553702356the Happy Potter voldemort face plagiarism was too obvious, so they had to be le vague and hide it so only cetroons can see it
>>553703761>>553703947>>553703985Names?
>>553703768
>>553703707Yes, it’s the last planned expansion. That MIGHT change in the future but it’s unlikely. What you’d like is irrelevant. >>553702991He is and you will cope.
>>553699808>just wants to use them to get carriedWhy would you bother joining a community for this? I haven't had any problem getting carried and I just started playing.I heard it was way worse on release, the shitters were packing the queues.
>>553704121The slash flurry seems intimidating at first, but is quite easy to dodge. At close you just need to walk towards his bum and then maybe do a safety roll just before he does his third swing and then all you have to do walk away and maybe sprint into him at the end ans and roll the last swing, though you can surge sprint to his left and avoid it. At range you might have to surge sprint away from it then surge sprint again and jump at the right time. I honestly can't think of another way to dodge it from distance unless you can somehow surge sprint to his bum in time.
>>553704121do the 10 hit combo
>>553701221it’s partially that but also because everyone is a prospective groom kitten. >>553700746lol exactly right.
>beast claw revenantHoly fuck when you stack a few damage buffs on relics this shit goes hard, I was using lightning spear but that was slow and prone to missing but beast claw is amazing, fp efficient, quick to charge and fans out so great for mobs and mounted faster moving enemies and I've not even got optimal relics yet. Hopefully they patch it not working on some areas but it's great everywhere else.
>>553699509Why is Trish such a homosexual brown? Is he really that mad about terr constantly shit talking him?
>>553704317>that longass comboHonestly this shit should be easy to punish, you play like that in PvP you get a backstab on the person but with bosses it's just run away and wait it out.
>>553704317I've started saving my ult for this shit instead of cancelling his other special attack where he runs around all over
>>553704347>>553704317nevermind you just did, that is cool I've always been trying to roll this and I get hit by it every time
>>553698648Get back in containment before I get the tire iron.
>>553704651>ulting hard moves instead of learning themName? For the paid for a game he doesn't want to play list?
>>553704317You can do this but clockwise for his arm combo for phase 1 or phase 2 (regular) but you might have to roll or jump for safety for the last slam
>The Daylord approaches.
can't stand fags using ult to cancel moveslike dude adel is already a snoozefest why cancel the tornado when it's the only fun part of the fight
gg heolstor
Ult cancelling Adel's tornado is more skillful than le spriting away thoughbeit
we run it back merchant
>>553705979Surprisingly simple
GG HeolstorJesusChrist Pepe what god do you pray to get those passives? Can't believe you had all that and still kept less likely day 1, had to keep my own because I had no negation until day 2 church.
i will ult the church rat
>>553703148im the op, thank you handsome :)
gg harmonia
>>553706610gg, i kind of wanted headless chickens versionsalso more people should play recluse in the queue
I will ult one of those breakable statues and miss
>more recluses please god no
>>553706164>Cirno in queueI'm now afraid to queue.
What's the best character and build for Dick of Night solo success?
>>553707339always bet on wylder
>>553704891What the fuck is there to learn about ED Caligo's ice nuke? That shit exists to be interrupted.
>>553704317post the dodge timing on the heolster nukeon the bird for fun
>>553707339>meleeFists Wylder>rangedBow IroneyeIt doesn't get any easier than these two.
I cant play deep of night i get matchmaking error every time but regular que works fine. What do?
>>553707897Stop being chinese
>>553707339Wylder and Exec i think.
>>553707339ISA Ironeye is very strong and braindead.
>>553708440what's ISA?
What if wylder was really small
How do I stop matching with chinks and 3rd worlders, or at the very least how do I figure out that the game will be an unplayable lagfest before landing?
>>553708629> smaller hurtbox> more steps for the same distance traveled, so slower> pea sized pita breads
big black kino
>>553707339Magic attack/affinity atk Duchess and look for staves and good ash of war weapons
>>553708629Imagine what Duchess would use him for...
he's prepping the ping webm just wait for it
saars please redeem the stream motherchod please saar
>>553703423Taking penis is not the same as taking action
>>553708897You cant stop the matchmaking but you can view their profile when you land and block all asians/south americans. Its seriously not worth even trying to play with them without lag they still play like retarded shitters and will grief you. My favorite thing is when they quit right before the nightlord like i cant solo it lmao they wasted their own time for no reason.
>>553707060Too bad it’s some queer and not the cute loli>>553704578He still cries about that yes
>>553700940>I haven't seen anyone shittalkOh nonono...
holy mother of dead queue the 'cord really did a number on you guys
that 1v3 I went for at the end was fucking brutal lol, too bad it wasn't ED for the revengematch ggwp
>>553704578>Why is Trish such a homosexual brown?
>>553709796go away troonboardshitcake
>>553710445>>553710669trish posted a screenshot of his entire desktop and the language was set to Latin American btw
gg balancers
>>553702356The dawn and darkness skins reflect good and bad ends for the characters.Scholar's Dawn skin is him cured in a pure way, the darkness skin is him using dark arts to extend his lifespan which involves the extra face and his very withered appearence.
>>553710849Can you gen fat miquella please
Supersized a full l2 from the twinblade couldn’t even stagger a bird or bleed them. Guess it’s going into the shit weapon category
>>553710849>bulgedisgusting artcan you post that pic? im kinda curious what trish's setup is like
>>553710669> "tehee I wonder what bingus thinks about this"> "did you see what retard-kun was writing recently? Crazy!"Fuck off. If you want to suck off your fellow faggots then why don't you just do so instead of shitting up the general with your constant homoerotic bullshit.
>>553707339Dormant Power Fist Wylder with Crit relics is disgustingly overpowered for solo gameplay. Depth and non depth3 R2 break anything except nightlord and day 2 boss
why dodge mystery niggas trishjeet
>>553709141>>553709853>>553710083strangely brown wyldjeet posts
saar i like playing nightreign saar *headbob*
This game has the most faggot attention whore retarded community of any game ive ever seen. The only thing that could make this worse is if it came out half of you were raging pedos like the smash and pokemon communities. Ive never seen such a dogshit community for a pve game in my entire life. Nothing but retarded niggers play the game.
>>553711928Get over yourself
>>553711928So is that a compliment or no?
no stream today?
>>553712260seems not, we need someone else to start streaming
>>553711928mhg is arguably worse lowkirkenuinely
>>553711928/osrs/ and /xivg/ are a gorillion times worse
>>553712450true hopefully someone actually and and white (w/mic)
He blocked all the good players though
gg elden buggos
the queue is active, theres no need to stream
>>553712549good*>>553711928>druggie melty kino
gg 3bugs
>>553712581I'm not blocked thoughbeit
>>553712703nyooooooo!
Just realized how nasty this bow was
>>553710445>latinx is unable to self-reflect
>>553713039inb4 boss was Balancers or Horsecock
>>553710240What a dogshit fucking system, I will never forgive nips for this
>>553711928Pokemon fans are into bestiality which is hotter desu
>>553710750You can tell that wasn't cardboardcupcake because the Giantess isn't an obese troon
>>553712021No deal. Im hot shit im the best there is and all of you SUCK.
thread jeeted
>>553711928Kek based
>>553708897you can check their ping with steamp2p but icba lowkirkenuinely https:// steamcommunity.com/app/2622380/discussions/0/603043051218145928
>>553712471Damn i think mhg is just as bad actually it used to be ok. Wilds and casuls really did a number on vg.
>>553713836Just check profiles and friends if any of them are asian block the fuck out of them even with good ping they play like retarded faggots.
>>553711858>>553710445>>553710669>>553711085>>553711928This this this so much this!!!
>>553713941i'm a newfag here but mhg is arguably worse because of the bbcschizo. erg's jeetspamming + clique discord seems more tame in comparison
>>553714095I've met decent chink players a few time.But yeah generally you are right, blocking russians, chinks and indians is never a bad idea.
in q
>>553714710milds is so boring you had to come here
>>553714910wtf is this real?
Anyone else like to use the name “Player” just to fuck with the team and then style on them with incredible routing and skill?
In your expert anon opinion guys, what POI is the worst to be teleported to when getting judged by Balancers? Thought about this recently and I'm going with the frost swamp prawn. Enclosed room, can't lure prawn out, can't lure Balancer out and that might just be my low depth skill issue but around lvl 3-5 where the raid usually happens, the prawn fucks my shit up. Don't like the lightning village with Death Knight as well but that one is at least open and you can bait stuff around.
>>553705629Kek retard
>>553714710This and Aira and the PS5 clique, those faggots are all dogshit and shitup the room, always remember to bomb these faggots at the end of hunts
>>553715116Shrimp rape cave or Nomad gang bang dungeon are probably the worst
>>553715116Full red bloodfiends and somehow none of them are fighting each other or the balancer.If you're playing a ranged character you can just plink them from the roof but if you're melee and like level 4, you're fucked.
>>553715116redmane for obvious reasons but the divine warrior forge is pretty bad too since if you accidentally aggro it or the one on the way to it then it'll hit you even on roofs
I never finished SotE and it makes me sad encountering enemies for the first time in forsaken hollows with no buildup or bombast to it so I find myself feeling nothing about them, it feels like losing your love for someone
>>553714910yeah it's a lot more fun
>>553715339For some of the more dogshit ones, I'd just scrounge around the nearby graves for a bell and just dingdingding their asses, that or buy some bombs
>>553715003
>>553715452Theres like five enemies from sote in the hollows and none of them are important or good fights.
>>553715736The dancing lion is KIIIIINO!
tfw no improved hoarfrost stomp like divine beast warrior uses
>>553715736does the divine beast warrior also come with that darkened surroundings effect in SotE when you first fight him?
>>553715116madness swamp or lightning orb villagepoison village sucks too with lingering shitpots from nowhere that instakill you
>>553716138we can't be trusted with decent hoarfrost stomps anymore
>>553716174They're not even bosses they are just really powerful and annoying respawning elites
>>553716138nor grwat katana, or beast claws, or anything from sote...
>>553715452Go finish it and train yourself into a pro giant bear killer while at it lolSomeone said they're que dodge worthy when they're actually really easy when you know their openings
How would you even balance Sote weapons, a claws of night L2 from scholar would bleed like 3 times
I dodge recluse players in d5, blud tf you doing rocking this cornball ahh toon>>553715116It’s most of the new POIs really. Swamps are bad, the forge towns are truly horrible as well when there’s the ballista fags
>>553716121It is but its only like 1/4 of the actual fight in nightreign so its very watered down.
>>553716723and double balancer halo scythe already shits all over the game so why not add more options to the game
>>553716831Does the entire team need dormant reapers or just the balancer user? I keep getting wing scythe fuck this build.
gg goat
>>553716960>Does the entire team need dormant reaperslmao
>>553716960Yes
ENTER
>>553717052Ok thanks for the help…
sorry about the castle ping I forgot the churches and didn't want you posting the webm if I repinged>>553717039do you know what happened with the crucible knight parries at the end the timing was right and I took no damage but he didn't stagger
>>553717039>>553717146too bad it was not ED, we would have destroyed him as well.
>>553717108
>>553699509Crazy how every general has 1 or 3 coping troons trying to be microcelebs
Maybe I should switch off darkness bird for Ed Libra, those lightning spears are a problem
>>553716665One of the reasons I hated fighting the lion was the camera angle when you locked onto him at close range
>>553716665>le hard thing is easy when you pass the knowledge checkNo shit, the problem with that boss in particular is it fucks with the camera and has an awkward model and attacks.
>tfw no Rellana's twin blades
gg ed libra, couldnt kill my own recluse clone because it had royal scepter and absorbed 90% of everything I threw at it. I also had a blue LL to your guys purple, very annoying.
>>553716723>miquella's light is in dryleaf seal and is legendary>rev destroys the screen each casti want it
Not a fan of the gear system in nightreign but it still looks interesting just for the bosses, should have been added to default elden ring as a free update or part of erdtree cause this shit is too expensive
>>553717108I can no hit this cunt no problem, the issue is the 2 centuries it takes to kill it
>>553717369the advanced KNOWLEDGE would be that you can just walk behind them and slap their asses on repeat and your cam is free to see everything
30 sigils to change your starting weapon to 1 out out 3 white you can pick from, yes/no? only for a single game
>>553717417Rev would get so fat spamming that
I use manual aim on ironeye with m&kbCan I queue with (you) guys?
>>553717960n
>try to lock on to enemy right in front of me>camera locks on to random crab in the distance that i can't even seewhat is with the dogshit coding in nightreign?
>>553718061you can queue with me, perma-D2 little leaguer extraordinaire
>>553717914Going to need eldritch knowledge for fighting it's goofy ass on uneven terrain
>>553718396another weird thing is it locks onto something your character is facing not where your camera is looking at
>>553718461I can smell the BO and curry from this post
>>553718061Don't queue with >>553718461 he's trying to groom you
>>553718396The Nightreign lock on is so fucking dogshit compared to Elden Ring lock on and I have no idea why. Who did this?
>the balancers will judge>rot swamp>red kindred of rot executes the balancer right as I walk into the room
>>553718881Elden Ring's lockon is also dogshit. The reason ER's lock on is even worse might be because locking is done on button release rather than press.
>>553718396>>553718552>>553718881the wonders of jeet coding, better get used to stuff like this in future fromsoft titles.
>>553717108>Wylder / Duchess with aggro keeps teamkilling by dodging left and right instead of forward and backWhy are you retards like this just fucking dodge back
>ED fulghor>he starts up the spinning slash>dodge the first spin>oh wait>you're on a small hill>lmao get frame trapped by the 2nd spin and die
>>553718534You have to pray to jesus, buddha and allah while reciting teachings of confucius at the same time...But idk, one thing that is dangerous in NR specifically is how the bears can start their lunge at someone else while you're in melee range. They have to turn around to face you before doing it but in that situation they just start it up almost instantly. Uneven terrain should be manageable usually
>>553719036Its because it factors in up/down and retards can only think in left/right. Every time I flick the stick and it doesn't move and I'm about to internally agree with /vg/ (ewwwwwwwwww) I just flick the stick up or down and it magically goes to where I want. I'd imagine almost everyone just keeps hitting left or right while raging internally. Some people are genuinely inept with camera controls as an absolute and will make it everyone's problem instead of realizing they are retarded.
>>553719110You shitters really use the lock on? Hahaha holy shit no wonder you dodge some of the bosses haha fuck!
You shitters really use the dodge? Hahaha holy shit no wonder you block Trish haha fuck!
>>553718694but I hate curry and I am actively shitposting from a soapy bathtub
>>553712549This>>553719036>>553719110Don’t remind me please I can’t fucking believe they’re actually going backwards with this shit in 2026
>>553717270Not every. There are a handful of blessed chill ones that have escaped such a fate. They’re on the slower side but that’s the price to pay for (relative) serenity.>>553715452I promise, you would feel the same if you had finished SotE regardless.
>>553714710Funny, we have our own bbcschizo here too and he’s not coincidentally the worst poster here and one of the worst players too. Crazy how hard south Asians ruined the internet.
>>553720950even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture stupid newfig
>>553720950looks like we know who does it
I love BBK!
>>553720770Nah, maybe I didn't explain myself fully, but that first impression matters and I believe SotE had its issues but it did want to put on more of a spectacle, visually if anything
why are people from the indian subcontinent so fixated on negroid phalluses?
>>553721928Probably layers of obfuscation from ruggerall
>scholar dex/item share build>teammates buy me firebombs
>>553721928jewish online conditioning poopifies poopy minds
>>553722120Yes
fuck, such a long game wasted
>>553722314Post proof
gg bug
>play with randoms to practice Viagra Goat>multiple people pick Wylder
gg goat smooth easy run
># bar against bugsI hate this game sometimesggI don't know how I fumbled it that bad
It almost feels like cheating once you have a half-decent beast claw rev build goingMy set isn't even good but it feels like it completely removed all RNG from the game
>>553722756>>553722837>>553722346let me guess, zero dps wylder gang? Or maybe 2 wylder 1 undertaker?
>>553722832>still roll bsing 15 years later
>>553710938ah yes, everyone knows revenant's worst fear is becoming a goth lolita, and that recluse is terrified of having fantastic fashion sense, and that undertaker fears looking sexy
>>553722756>>553722837gg mystery giga bug that was quite the endurance matchnot the best loadout but lightning + holy RoA works
>>553723005>zdpsnah terr wasn't there.
>>553719985this isn't intuitive at all and its not explained in the game like this >>553720007youre either a kbm schizo or ydptg
>>553722967your build is more than half decent.
>>553723107Its highly intuitive if you aren't inept with cameras in general. You guys are HIGHLY inept with cameras and I've never understood it.
>>553718396>wylder has an amazing character skill for revives>dont get to use it half the time because the lock on flings itself 100 miles to the left or right instead of the teammate right in front of me>manual aiming with it is meant more for movement/traversal so free aiming it isn't really viable
>>553723034these are all canon and real irl
even doe terrgawd mogs no dmg wyldjeets
>>553722832He's so cool....
>>553723356He does the same on /v/.
SHOULD I REFUND NIGHTREIGN WHILE I STILL CAN?
>>553723493ask chatgpt
what a horrendous start, gg heolstor
>>553723493Sure why not. Leave all your decisions to me in fact. Send me your bank account details to this email:loxoyo7284@jparksky.com
>>553723493No. Its a good game, the learning curve is just pretty frontloaded
:3
Tide is so gawdlike
gg heolstorfeels like doing invader camps off ironeye always end horribly in hollow map..>>553723654that is certainly a relic loadout newcute :/
>>553723654DEPTH 2>>553723754he is
>>553723815its all ive got on me pls nobulli
>>553724015post your relics
>>553723614I've actually done really well so far. It's just that I know the game is a cashgrab, and the novelty will likely wear off fast and it'll become repetitive.
>>553724137how could i post them all
>>553724196its not a cashgrab. honestly I think its one of the best co-op pve games ever made.
>>553724225post the ones you had equipped during that run
>>553724262It can be both.
>>553724352okay :3regular relix wer maris heolstor and balancer relic
>>553720950Kek he instantly felt called out and had to prove the point
any1 can get to d5 w erg
>>553724659oh hey temmie, you still not got any better relics?thats unfortunate the relic gatcha can be cruel
>>553724659what is the point of this, hoping for black knife/blade of calling? you should switch to affinity+2 and replace maris & heolster with night invaders + double balancers
>>553725116Aren't you the person who keeps spamming "even doe black kino is thread culture" or whatever?
>>553725260what the fuck are you on about? no i'm not, i had a few games with temmie the other day
where is this rng when i'm rev.gg big hors
>>553725514>what the fuck are you on about?I thought you were this guy, not sure which player it is https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/big%20black%20kino/
>>553725514why are you replying to dragonirian schizo?
why do jeets feel the need to namedrop themselves all the time?
>>553725116nope got no murk neitha wanna get all skins first>>553725183((T_T))
If you ignore every item besides fire bombs scholar is kind of busted. Better than half the roster even with mid stats.
>>553722832>not using magic daggerunoptimized garbage
>>553725707>even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture stupid newfig >break the erg unf unf unf share their passies unf unf unf spam big black kino unf unf>even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture >even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture >erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino >even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture stupid newfig >even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture stupid newfag >erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino >even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture >we need the big black kino in order to save erg >even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture Is this actually terr? WTF is wrong with this dude? btw these are all only from the last week or so and not even every result
>>553714710our discord clique came from there, what's the difference even
>>553726240weird falseflag
>>553726240Wtf is a terr?
>>553726240I'll never forgive the British for teaching Indians English and letting them shit up everything everywhere
>>553726356??????
I'm glad none of the other generals I visit have a schizo this dedicated
>>553725645gg uma
>randoms both run into the great hollow boss tower in the corner that the day2 ring is actively about to cut off>both ping spam on top of the first boss>both die to first boss>both return>both die in storm on the boss>both leave matchWhy are these people in D4?We had the south cathedral spawn on the claymen and they ignored crawfish and crabs to go fight red flowers in the small church ruin to the right.
fixed the graphics settingsstill runs like wet dogshit
>>553726778Almost like it was made to run on one specific set of console hardware and never optimized for pc hardware 10 years later?You get this even on some emulated PS2 games.
>>553726424The boogeyman of whoever posted this image >>553470336, an extreme paranoid schizophrenic who is tormenting his single mother with his existence.He'll probably die of starvation when his mother kills herself.
>>553723034Revenent darkness is her succumbing further to the Night. Recluse is the same and Undertaker is her succumbing to her urges completely represented by her abandoning her nun persona and her eyes turning red while using the skin.
lowkirkenuinely this shit sucks ass
>>553727682youre supposed to use the other one
gg smol adel i hate dog invasion!>>553724015being d2 is crazy..gj for not 3barring alott
>>553699090>Also did dudley start viewbottingI think so. He and Zorban are in each others chats a lot. I wonder if he's also viewbotting Zorban
Stream dokodesuka?
>>553727979i only 3barred once
>>553728048pepe shut the fuck up you will never be japanese you can't even into romaji
>>553723493Yes, it’s a bad game that’s now effectively abandoned since the devs made their quick buck and this place is a shithole. Run.
>>553725260>>553725707>>553726240>>553726436Yes, that’s all terr. He’s here trying to all kinds of strategies cus he’s mad people have pattern recognition and can now tell which dogshit gimmick posts are his after months if not years of doing it. These are all his posts too.
>>553724262That’s because you’re financially captive and/or have low standards
>>553727682Get the holy blade
>nightreign is not a cashgrabtype of shit you hear after everyone reasonable left out and only the autistic remain
>>553723034truth nuke>>553721928they like to imagine it’s them in the pornography due to sharing the same… how should we say… fecal matter coloration…
>>553727682This and cane were the most overhyped weapons at the time
>nightreign is not a cashgrabonly thing you need to grab is deez nuts, jeet
>>553719339>tranny caster meltykino
Like lets cool it with the racism for bit. Its a worldwide game made for all to play
>>553723005no 2x exejeet and a birdjeet
>dodging bugs
>>553729467post your skin tone right now or I sit on your face until you have to inhale
>>553728514terr is just a fake persona that the discord troons have created to protect their organized shitposting clique from being exposed.
fights last longer because yoy're a zdps exejeet doebeit
>>553730029but i've queued with terr? theres two terrs?
>duchess disconnects at lvl 5>I lead the rest of the game>things go smoothly for the most part>near the end of day 2 I ping the castle>normal loretta on the roof>for some reason the ironeye thinks killing the castle trolls is a better time investment>duchess comes back>I ping the church on the swamp and then the tree>duchess aggros the DTS on the swamp and drags him all the way to the circle while we were fighting the beastmen>10-minute-long ancient dragon fightI never wanted to throw a game so fucking bad, players should not be able to reconnect after being gone for so long
>>553730829but you didnt and instead you're complaining about it here like a bitch
>>553730829>duchess reconnects after missing a daylmao, i've done that once before due to a crashstill feel bad about that one...
Network error? I thought steam maints were anything of the past
>drop a halo scythe for two balancer wylders>neither take it>one wylder R1 spams a blue bow from max range whole match>lose to D4 Dreglord due to negative DPS
>>553731976bwo....
>>553731976where did my game go
network error.. we were at nightlord..
Having just okay player in team who dies a plenty but plays as a nice team member is hundred times better than great player who does not go down but pings and leads like dictator.This game made me leftie.
it's chewsday innit
gg normal fish>>553732117f, did it not let you reconnect, we lost you pretty early in the fight.
chewsday innitt
>>553732167stfu trishjeet
>This game made me leftie.
>>553732298gj on finishing the fight c:yea i dc'd instantly and couldnt reconnect after 2 restartssucks..
>>553732167Typically the players the go down a lot are the worst team players though
>>553732167There is no forgiveness for floorhuggers. An alive player is always an asset to the team even doing zdps, a downed player is an active detriment.
>>553732167The problem is that when you don't have a ping leader, that "okay player" is just going to wonder around through the fields and kill random trash mobs the whole match without even looking at their map
>>553732167That doesn’t make sense
>>553731976You thought wrong. Dumbass.>>553729831Finally a good post!
>>553730029Its a nesting doll of fake personas, same thing happened on /v/ when anons started uncovering it.
>>553732637Ping leader is fine. But I mean in example guys that make sure that you go in crucible castle to fight to wall level not lower level, just because they want so. And if two other players decide to fight on lower level, he quits.
>tried power stance thrusting swordsshan't be doing that again
>>553732637>The problem is that when you don't have a ping leader, that "okay player" is just going to wonder around through the fields and kill random trash mobs the whole match without even looking at their mapIf you have played on D5 with randoms enough, most of the players ping like half the POI-s and others are just approached mostly together naturally, sometimes splitting up completely while you understand what they are doing and why.
>>553733174Its that brony guy. There's all sorts of evidence >mispelling maxxer that way and the namefag arcane maxxer>devil knight is a reference to knightmare knight, both a reference to dmc so danteV and trish>doebeit posting just like the brony>general trend of fake personas like sneedger>you can time shitposting from /v/ to posts showing up hereall of them can be sourced back to terr being mentally ill. He's gonna seethe and gaslight like crazy but it doesn't matter. He intentionally tries to make a thousand things about him then when you notice he has tantrums about it. Something is wrong with his brain chemistry.
>server failurethe best caligo run i've ever experienced completly wasted
>>553733630>If you have played on D5 with randoms enough,"If you have smashed your dick with a hammer enough,..."
>>553733712slop fanart
>>553732167Ping spam back, stand your ground, don't give in. Ping commanders with no skill to back it up try to act tough but they are frail.
Is Nightreign repetitive yet?
>>553734145Unpredictable behavior of randoms keeps it fresh.>>553733904>implying there are bad players in D5professional dodgers maybe, but I refuse to believe that rando Q in D5 is not alright (never been there myself)
>>553728514I still remember the gr*** face reveal, probably the most I have ever laughed in this general
>>553734145Sometimes, but there are 10 characters to try out so if you are feeling repetition its probably because you aren't trying new things.
>>553734145Honestly I think all the rage DON makes me feel sometimes makes me forget it
>>553734145If I start feeling it I make a meme build and mess around in DoN with it.
>>553734145I'll uninstall after I kill bugz and caligo with the visage shield
grass's ass belongs in a cute dress
>>553734145The new map is. Feels like every first night is the same, then the second night is a coinflip north or east. Really poorly designed.
>>553735503The night 1 and 2 bosses being linked also make it feel samey.
>>553735503>Feels like every first night is the sameBecause nobody ever goes to the ruins beneath the rot castle.
We call them trans fats around here.
>>553736204The snail one?
>Heolstor has all raids and night bosses in his pool>greg has like 3 bosses per nightthe Nightlord WON
>Wuchang>WWM>Khazanqrd on these? Any of them good?
Have you ever vagueposted in the wrong thread
>>553736254Cute fat trans anons
>>553736204>cant see what the bosses in that area are from a distance>get there>its a red moose>its a red gargoyle>its a red BBH>its a red DRBBad design. Meanwhile, there are only 3 set spawns for 'easy' mid level bosses, and you hit at least 2 of them the first night every game.
>>553736395do you think we'd be here if we played those?
>>553733660>you can time shitposting from /v/ to posts showing up here
yay :3
>>553736204>the ruins beneath the rot castle.The what?
>>553736802good job cutie
>>553736204sometimes we go there for invaders and crystals
>>553736746why are you avoiding just playing Divinity with her?
>>553736426made 22 seconds after >>553736746 thread was created.
>>553736395None of them are good. Play Kino of P. >>553736426Shut up t***
>>553737392I already played P and I agree it was kino. I just need to go through the DLC at some point
>>553736453don’t be gross.>>553734145you should have asked this back in August.
>>553736204>tfw nobody even knows what I'm talking about and think this post is about the cathedralPress down on the pad when you have the map open and look at the bottom right. You should at least be doing this for the flask + crystal and boss by now.
>look up iron greatsword cuz I want to farm one>entire fextralife comment section is people talking about how it took them 50+ kills with maxxed out item discovery>literally got it on my 3rd kill at haligtree with only the silver scarab and no extra arcane
>>553737931People rarely do anything but the church, even when there is a crystal up on a bluff behind it and going to smash it takes you right to the fun.
>>553738116nightreign general
>Farming in the base gameEeeww
>>553720770>There are a handful of blessed chill ones that have escaped such a fate.it's only a matter of time. if it can happen to dwarf fortress' general (long before it came to steam) then it can happen to anything.
>>553736395I liked Wuchang! but you should use the steam rollback update thingy because they overnerfed the game.
>>553738638Not all of us are pvp spergs who cheat in 999 of every consumable
>>553737536Ok you have good taste then :)You should definitely do the DLCHave you tried Wukong? It’s kind of fun. Not the best but fun.
>>553738638it's really calming and satisfying, honestly
ggg dreglord very nicei had more health than you skorvan lmao
>>553738974>>553738865those chinese games make me feel like I'm cattle on the flashiest and most overpolished conveyor belt in the world
Good run Dreglord. The only usable skills I had being slow as shit to come out were not very fun to see miss him half the time, but we made it work. >>553739095I don't get very lucky with vigor on my relics/passives, so I'm not too surprised to hear that lol.
>>553739164but you won't be slaughtered at the end
>>553739095>>553739318ggs
>>553739431that would have at least been a comparably exciting ending to a boring ass waste of no-commitment time
>>553732601This. Spam pingers rarely play well
>>553715116anything with a bow rack is free since you can just stand somewhere up high and lame the balancer out from range.swamps are definitely the worst, though shoutouts to churches with the basement.
>>553738865Wukong was alright. Too easy and too long though, I probably won't be playing their next game. Also incomprehensible lore for anyone with a social credit score lower than 100000
>get balancers>no one dies and kills their respective balancerso this is the power of D4
>>553739647The swamp ones aren't bad. you stock up on throwables and hit the balancer. Run past the boss room like you beat the boss and go up the stairs, only the balancer can fit up there. Kill the balancer in the hallway while it has 5% hp left from your throwables. People that fight the balancer in the boss room or backstep away into enemies they aggro'd must not know the stairs leading out of the boss room is the way to do it.
>>553739971Whoops meant 4 >>553738974
Is there a full list of all the fire skills/items/etc you can use with oil pots / hefty oil pots without igniting the fire and removing the buffex its just +65% damage for 30 seconds with St Trina's Torch but +65% damage for a single hit with other fire torchesdoes it work with ghostflame abilities? or just sleep fires
>>553740093ok and what about all the versions of the swamp with no stairs and the room immediately preceeding the boss room is full of annoying minor trash enemies like baby prawns or zombies?
oh dear...
>>553740605Same thing but jump up the spirit spring and stand on the ledge instead of going into the hole into the room. You look down on the balancer and kill it with trash items you picked up running into the poi.
so now that the dust has settled, what is the approved way to deal with Mohg
>>553740849roll every time he attacks and hit him during his cooldown
>>553740849Attack him until he dies. Don't waste big effects on the first half of his hp bar before he nihils. Ultimate thru nihil. Easy fight easy life. Bleed him if you want a faux libra at full strength kind of fun fight.
>>553740849Scan him with scholar but fuck up and only debuff him once then three bar
>>553740806what spiritspring? the only one i know of inside those PoIs only spawns after killing the boss.
>>553739095Hhaha yeah that was crazy, can we kiss?
>>553741219There shouldn't be a boss in the room. You are killing the boss instantly with your ult right?
>>553740849fingerprint shield + antspur rapier with cold poison bleed and poke himuse flasks when you bleed only
>>553741104>>553740968>>553740926how do I deal with the blood pillar things they wipe my team every time
Im so lonely ive been single since 2019…
>>553741319oh i see you have no solution. you could just agree those swamps suck and move on y'know.
>>553741384Uhh idk im on the ground the entire time watching.
>>553740849Are you having trouble with Mohg himself or the blood he flings? If its just the blood get a storm effect ash of war. >>5537413842 options>normal option - attack and kill the spear so there is no aoe there, ping that spot to tell everyone to come there>pro option - ignore them and move around in the pattern they burst in (not recommended)>optional for great hollow - move onto the balcony>>553741524All those solutions work, you'll eventually get the hang of the game bro.
>>553741385tell us the whole story unc
>>553741649Bruh the bpd pussy had the kung fu grip on my soul i moved to a new state to fuck it and it didnt work out… then i moved again to work in a bar that got totally fucked by covid and now i neet the fuck out getting drunk and high and beating off so much my dick barley works anymore.
>>553741634>move onto the balconyholy shit thanks
>>553741924I think people forget they exist even with half the variations of the map making you jump from that cliff directly onto the balcony.
>>553741828I've been single forever
>>553741384Just pop the center one and fight inside there conservatively. Mohg is one of those bosses that's quite easy to dodge if you aren't trying to get damage in at the same time
just dodge the flame and walk around it
>>553741828truly the real pandemic was the 2019 global flood of relationships started with bpd bad bitches
>>553740968>Bleed him if you want a faux libra at full strength kind of fun fight.
>>553742098Have you considered fucking a guy?
>connection error has occurred >forced back to main menu>can't use online againwhat causes this?
>>553742282I have not
>>553742343Have you considered a trans gf or femboy bf?
>>553742321not sure but its been a thing since ds1 where sometimes you have to restart the game for online to function
>>553742343You could always just be best friends and jack off together you dont have to look at or touch each others junk.
>>553742393no, because those aren't acceptable options>>553742545why would I want to do that
why are you gay
>>553742606Trannies are gross but jacking off with the bros is a cool secret relationship.
>>553742828nah bro>>553742797I don't have a problem with the gays but I'm not gay
indistinguishable from dogshit3
You would just get one or two close friends together and you all just jack it to straight porn without looking at each other. But you wouldnt dare ever do it with random people that you maybe met at that fancy pub that one time.
They did not test any of the new content at D5.
>>553742606>no, because those aren't acceptable optionsWhy not? They are loving and they will like the same stuff you do.
Somebody post the DS2 vs Elden Ring comparison
>>553742880Jacking off with girls is fucking gay man what are you about?
>>553742987bloodborne is much better than ds3
>>553743067yeah thats why a lot of people quit. 19% chance for balancers. of which, ed balancers worm phase gives me flashbacks to the unavoidable attacks metyr does. even challenge runners have to run in with VoI or raptors. having to floorhug for 3 minutes because of some shitboxes while the other 2 have to run across the entire arena while running from the crazy chickens is not fun
Crazy juxtaposition to go from the last run to this cursed one. GGs though and thank god it was regular dogs.
>>553743145Ds2 was fucking amazing when it launched dude you had to have been there. It was wild.The updates and dlc completely fucked up and ruined the game so bad you can still still buy the og game on steam if you look hard enough.That said nightreign is a duskbloods beta with elden ring skin you paid like $60 for a beta you dumbass niggas. Then you sperg out and try to be divas over a fucking spinoff beta test you retarded niggers. Lmao i hate you.
>>553743385not only that but the bloodworm section is completely scripted. what were they thinking
>>553743465gg dogs whew that was roughglad we made it
>>553743521yeah that shit is lame as hell. its not even like ed libra where you can blitz through if you're on a good run. it's all scripted HP gating.
>>553743521speaking of bloodworm what's the strategy to avoiding him just sliding across the floor at you. everything else about it is pretty straight forward
>>553742987my thought exactly, it literally just ds3 with gun
>>553743634Move left and right. He serpentines in his movement so you'll end up next to a coil but never hit he'll slide right past you. Then follow him to get behind him when he does waves of gold.
>>553742545>>553743000this is gay and I know that you do it btw and that you wanted to put your cockbreath lips on his thing, so just go to your boyfriend and you won't be so alone will you?
>>553741385I’ve been single since forever and so have most here >>553741828>drunk and highWell there’s your problem
Trannies are cool and special and i want to spend time with them as long as they stay away from kids.
>>553743518>The updates and dlc completely fucked up and ruined the gameis this really true? without spoilers can you explain why I should play vanilla DsII for my first time?
>>553743518bodied those freaks>>553743381don’t bother with that tard he’s just playing through it to shit talk it apparently
gg vs goat m8ies!
>>553739164True most of them suck cock. I think I only really liked about two of them.>>553739971I understand, it had its flaws. Just wait for Phantom Blade Zero which seems mildly, everything else in that section of the market is doodoo right now. :/
>>553743385The night bosses and new enemies are also gay as fuck, like banished knight 1 shotting you with a hyper armor fart levels of gay.
>>553744152Well the pvp was unnerfed at launch you cant get that anymore.The faggot anniversary remix or whatever added a bunch of statues to the game that block your routes. You need a single use item to get past each one but they didnt add enough to unlock each route in a single playthrough. Its fucking gay and they diddled a bunch of other things i just didnt appreciate.
there was no saving ds2>imminent loss of stamina
>>553744502The messmer knights throw me for a loop because they are so weak in NR compared to ER.
>>553744505>You need a single use item to get past each one but they didnt add enough to unlock each route in a single playthroughyeah that sounds very homosexual thank god stonesword keys were not like that
>>553744505I never played vanilla DS2 but hearing that Heide knights were originally strewn about the map instead of all just at the heides tower of flame sounds way cooler and better
>30-40 bosses>Only 4 are goodBloodborne is such a pathetic game
>>553744676Just like cleanrots, curseblades etc, they weren't designed to be fought fairly, they were designed to be staggerlocked, cheesed, torrent driveby, etc. They were not designed to 1 shot you with a stray hit. Fucking jeet devs don't play their own slop.
>>553744895now do elden ring>165 bosses>only 2 are good
>>553744956>They were not designed to 1 shot you with a stray hit.Messmer soldiers 100% were. Their basic scream and kick and axe combo is solely designed to 1 shot you if you get hit by it. It just doesn't work in NR because you aren't scaduless or whatever. In ER messmer soldiers were a big threat moving around in patrolling trios, in NR is run into the messmer camp at level 4 and lol as I 3 shot them.
>>553745216I read that backwards and also thought you meant the Fire Knights. They're gay in D5. The fucking hornsent 1 shotting you with tracking fire serpents is also gay.
>>553744991Ahem>Morgott>Bell Bearing Hunter unironically>Both commanders>Radahn>Mohg>Godrick>Renalla>Rykard>Godskin duo>Maliketh>Godfrey>Chadagon (Elden Beast too)>Rellana>Bayle>Putrescent Knight>Messmer>Midra
>>553744867>>553744890Alright i looked it up because i dont remeber. The base game has 6 statues to unlock. The dlc has fucking 17 statues to unlock with exactly 17 fragrant branches of yore to unlock them all but only if you do them in a certain order you can miss them. Faggotsoft.
>>553745390I can't reaction roll them all or block every move with a heater shield so they're bad.
>>553745367Its their parry and followup for me. I hate it in D5. You hear that *ting* sound and know you are already dead.
>>553745390Malenia?
GG Bugs. Thanks for the Blasphemous Blade, really improved my run.
>>553745931gg on the bugs, sorry for the woopsy on the end of his charge attack
>>553745931>Blasphemous Bladehave not seen this in probably over 100 runs
>>553745767Waterfowl Dance is badly designed unintuitive dogshit (Brooo just run away, roll in once and then roll out) but your mileage may vary>Omg it's so tense to have to wait and play passively so this undodgeable bullshit move won't grab me by surprise>I have to find an obscure cheese counter to this shitty move in Youtube bruh
>>553746309I gave up and used vow of the indomitable. I knew there's some esoteric dodge strat but I refused to look anything up.
>>553746309Melania has no poise just pancake her dumbass nigga
>>553746717>>553746309same but instead frost pots
>>553746790Waterfowl has infinite poise except to status retard.
>>553746095It's so fucking good>Take a hit>Lose a little chunk cuz I'm Full Hp Neg'd up>Use Taker's Flames>Back to full HP
>>553746992BB also has innate heals. Great weapon.
what's the most "oh okay" legendary you can find?Eclipse Shotel just exists to exist honestly
>>553747452Shotel. The legendary armaments from ER were loreshit with some coincidentally being good. Shotel is never good.
>>553747524>>553747452Shotel is fine if you get Double Curved Swords powerstance online. The buff is also a very strong holy damage buff so it wrecks most bosses.
did someone just dodge balancers?
I FUCKING HATE THESE FAGGOTS
>>553747598Shotel was already bad in ER and NR has an entire passive that makes its ash redundant.
gg smol horsethat divine beast hoarfrost stomp caught me 3 times..
>>553746876So mimic tear her wtf retards some rice eating nigger no hit her with no gimmick whats your excuse you fucking shitters?!
>when you can't get a game because you keep getting matched with someone who has you blockedI can change I swear
It's Hand of Malenia that's actual dogshit>Katana with no status>Has a shitty post attack recovery effect that doesn't even stack with anything>Waterfowl Dance is asking to eat shit unless you use it on a poisebroken boss>>553747695l2parry scrub>>553747734Anon, the idea is it's good at instakilling and you can buff it to make it insta-kill even more. Fact is, it's a Yellow Tier Curved Sword and powerstance Curved Swords is very very very stong. Shotel is fine.
>>553746309Just block it if you can't deal with it>But she regains healthIt's not that much and the followups are easy to dodge from that point if it bothers you>But my honest no shield buildYou don't even need a good shield, you can still do it without a shield or blocking if you really want to and you don't need to rely on weird strategies like frost pots either but you shouldn't be picky about strategies if you're losing.
GG horse, I'm forcing myself to get better at parrying so I was kinda throwing lmao
>>553747919I don't need a shitty shotel when I have instakill on any weapon I have with the passive. Look at your gay shotel and then look at my pulley bow that has instakill. There is no comparison, shotel is just really bad.
>>553748031>I don't need a shitty shotel when I have instakill on any weapon I have with the passive.But you can stack that passive onto the shotel too.What a retarded argument.
>>553748092Why would I do that? Why would I ever even take the shotel when I have instakill on EVERY WEAPON with the passive?Its a bad weapon, it was bad in ER bro. Stop coping at me.
>>553748165>Why would I ever even take the shotelBecause it's a very strong corved sword with the best affinity damage and a built in buff. I'm not coping, you fucking suck at Elden Ring if you think a curved sword can ever be bad when powerstance curved swords are as good as they are.
>>553748245lol
>>553747919hand of malenia has bleed wtf are you talking about
GG vs crack trannies everyone!That was my 2nd win ever vs them I'm fucking spooked.
>>553745767I like that you have to play by her pace and her rules. Gives a unique feel to the fight. Strafing back so you can always punish the kick and always outrun WFD section 1, getting to whack her for free when she does the left hop, getting CR2's when she does the right combo finishers, etc. that stuff is funThe war of attrition while you're waiting for the safe moves, or getting caught in WFD because you mistimed a punish and didnt get the microstagger and are now right under her are real shit points though>>553746309> your mileage may varyThe way I dodged it was always consistant as long as I didn't overcommit/mistime a punish and wasn't against a wall (both thing in your control, even if it does feel like an unrealistic level of precision and timing is needed sometimes)>>553746790Anon most of her moves have hyperarmor. Only a few moves like the left hop, twirl, and I think maybe the triple slash can be interuppted and you're usually not gonna be in position or have the reaction time for the ladder two>>553746876>>553747793kek based and agreed. if you're doing a challenge run you only have yourself to blame. If you're playing normally you have Vow of the Indomitable, BHS, barricade shield, deflecting hard tear, and ice pots to fuck up WFD
>>553747793>throws goalpost into spaceGood job retard
>>553748425gg hope we figure better strat, constant kiting gets old fast
envying the peace of this gen, my home gen is plagued by some deranged faggot spamming tranny porn...
>>553747919Why does it even have bleed? Honestly it feels kind of lame. It shouldn't have bleed!!!!
>>553749060Which gen is that? For research purposes
>>553749060what's your home gen so i can avoid it haha
>>553749060>tfw my home gen is slow as molasses
>>553747452cragblade
>>553749060Link?
>>553748887Yeah I was thinking about that during the run. It's a design oversight that turns it from a tense shitfest into a boring gimmick fight. I'd rather they be weaker/less spammy but actually able to gank people. Same with the worm not really making it worth it to fight back so you just have to dodge one projectile every 10 seconds for a minute.
>>553749260the jump attacks on those are fun DOOOOOOOOOOOOE
>>553749260you mean d lord cragblade? that shit is busted.i'd mention devourer's scepter as a disappointing legendary
Holding my sickly bf to make him feel safe and loved
>>553749589>i'd mention devourer's scepter as a disappointing legendaryadd it to the pile of weapon arts that take way too long for what you get and cannot be dodged out of
>>553747452Bolt of gaysex is actual dogshit.
Yeah I'm sickly. sicknasty. SIX SEVENNNN blehblehblehhhhh
more like stinkreign.
>>553749060That could be any gen. All of them have AT LEAST one resident schizo without fail
>>553749718spears in general just suck ass anyway. godrick's axe is a total piece of shit and theres no way you will ever use the weapon art without getting hit
>>553750023it's definitely way too small a radius for what it does HOWEVER the charged attacks it gives you are baller as hell.
>>553749634my ex is going to look like that
>>553749634hey I'm sickwell I was, I'm mostly better now
https://youtu.be/339qfHJHtX8?si=MDS0e8gES3JBak3k&t=2003:20stop using tree
Now that the dust has settled is Nightreign good?
>open zorban stream >see him running away from a non-red elder lion on day 2 because his executor went down to itat what point is being so cowardly about not dying a grief? it's like if i tried to do a rl1 until depths 5 challenge, it's just miserable for your team
>>553750549yeah it's fun
>>553744085Keep your tranny chasing to yourself
>>553749634Cringe. No one says this about that character.>>553749718That’s a great name for it Kek.
>>553750598
>>553750773in the context of video games fun = goodit is good
>>553749060We actually have a guy who used to do that, he stopped doing it though because he’s tired of rotating his proxies I guess.
>>553750773it's true that it's cute because the playerbase is cute
>>553744217Don’t post my goth wife>>553744895>30-40Blud is retarded
>>553750773what is a GAME that you PLAY supposed to be if not FUN wtf?
>>553751073pathologic isn't fun but it's excellent
>>553748425Don’t post my gemmy wife here
>>553745390>>553745767comedy gold posts right here
>>553751073WHY do you POST like THIS
>>553751156emphasis>>553751124elaborate
>>553751238pathologic is an amazing game that's worth playing but it's debatable whether it's "fun"
>LE FUNdidn't know this thread was full of tendies
>>553750950im still here doe
>>553748557>ahhhh fuck im fucking indian please carry me to d5 sarrrr Fuck shitty poopoo people
GG on dreglord, damage negation bubble ran out the literal second he hit me, was playing it a bit too rough
>>553750950Micker isnt a tranny
>>553751439>video games isn't about how fun it is>music isn't about how it soundsyeah yeah I've heard it all before, next
>>553749669>>553749589devourers is so sad because it used to be great, when you could actually tank a hit but in depths it's just not worth it
>>553751124>>553751346A video game being fun means the video game is good. A video game not being fun does not necessarily mean it isn't a good video game.
what else has a good charge attack if i dont find fists
>>553751809Urumi.
holy mother of dead q. the 'cord won
>>553648724The thing is, if you don't learn the boss attacks, then you will just die as soon as the boss is aggroed on you with any character. Just yesterday, I played with an Ironeye who routed perfectly. Had our team up to level 15 with excess runes and a more golds than we needed. But against the Dreglord, he was powerless. Dying to every swipe of the boss's hand. And because he's constantly shooting, he's constantly drawing Dreglord's attention.He died like 5 times that fight. And on the 5th time, me and the other melee player just finished the job while Ironeye watched from the floor.I only have 6 Dreglord wins now(I got the DLC late), but I can dodge the majority of his attacks now. I didn't fall once during the last fight. I wasn't even close to falling, with plenty of flasks left over. Because all of my Dreglord attempts have been melee. Purposely. So I can learn how to move around him. So I won't get overwhelmed when I play a squishier range character.
>>553751809wing of asteluruminon-raptor clawsdaggersbasically you want them to be fast. wing and urumi have unique properties.
Just clicked to join the server. Anyone have any tips for learning the world layout? That seems to be my current sticking point for growth. I'll pop in (I like Guardian) and follow whoever around just focusing on keeping people alive/enemy focus and dealing damage second. But I get into a lot of rounds where the dude meanders. The last round I was in the guy circled back past the same church like 4 times. We were going into the final night level 8 despite no one dying. If I was more confident on map concepts/goals and soloing I could take care of myself and catch up or lead the way in these situations.
am i kawaiii uguu
>>553746790Malenia will take 1 or 2 hits, before suddenly deciding your strikes have no effect on her, and she performs her next move unflinchingly. If you're using a big strong weapon, then you just have to watch helplessly, as you're stuck in your recovery frames, while she begins her next attack.
>>553752258
>>553751981Does the discord have a different password than the general?
>>553752504No I'm just shitposting
If I do solo games of DoN there's no penalty for quitting, right?
>>553752628only if you alt f4
Every time I load the game anew, all the chairs around the table are broken, and this one chair has floating debris. After an expedition, all of the chairs are intact, and breaking them doesn't result in any floating pieces. This only shows up when I open the game.(as far as I know)Is it just me? Or do you guys see this in your game too?
>>553753034
I'm queued. All bosses. D0. Feeling good after catching some Zs.
>>553751508This made me laugh
gg giga balancers, rough near the end but i managed to tank the nuke with the whorl c:rev were you mad at me?? why the point down and war cry :(
gg worm>very first drop is pocket sand + beast claw with negation while castingKino. bless that black knife assassin.>>553753517*points down*I didn't even realize that it chunks you over time, I'm usually not that close.
Is Guardian easier if I switch to KB+M?
>>553753693>>553753517kill yourself nigga
>>553753713Guardian is easier if you switch to a better character
sex with animeposters
got his ass bro will think twice next time
>>553749634>short old manPretty gross ship
>>553750549No, it’s not. Ignore homosexuals claiming otherwise.
#RapeAndBrutallyMurderAllAnimePosters2026
>>553753836So I should make Raider my main instead of my secondary? I really like his moveset
>>553751452I never said you weren’t sis terr.>>553754059This.
terr is not streaming? i want to watch him carrying ergsissies again.....
no because the more xhe would stream the more xhed get carried by ergawds that mog
>>553750549For FromSlopware? It's great, free money
>>553751508Truer words have never been spoken
terr is pawsome
Somebody queue pls I wanna do a game before bed really bad
>>553754907No.
>>553753997>>553754292This this this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>553754907oh finally its greg, exciting
>>553749151>>553749165>>553749436waited for it to be deleted first it's tekgen>>553749998our other schizos were better than this
Recluse should've had a bigger butt, I can't goon to this shit
>>553756037I agree
>>553755360>waited for it to be deleted firstthere's a special place in hell for you
>>553754907I look like this and do this>>553751591The character? I know
>>553756037duchess should've had a mini skirt (physics enabled)I trust the japanese, give it time
>>553756097>whiteI can't goon to this, I'm a staunch feminist (for whites)Make her black so I can objectify her>>553756374>(physics enabled)FromSoft's ingenious devs could do it, butt it would probably halve your framerate so I'm kind of glad they didn't desu
>>553756037so glad I wasnt born with a porn addiction. yikes
You now realize malenia was unironically using the hand of malenia when she could have been using the halo scythe, what a shitter, no wonder she couldn’t beat radahn
gg smolbugsi love scytheslop!
>>553756468interesting
Geegees Mystery Nigga bugs. Had lots of fun skills to use that run. Thought that Golden Order Greatsword I picked up was the one that did the fuckhuge holy wave, but it wasn't and it sucked.
why does the merchant sell crimsonwhorl if it doesn't absorb ANY of dreg's nukes... what a piece of shid..
>>553758359Crimsonwhorl only absorbs affinity damage. Dreglord is all physical.
>>553758359
>>553753371No one queued in an hour. So you know what this means? My D2 ass is queuing up for depths. Sorry for your win streak, buddy. :)
>>553758816Based
i'm on a 13 loss streak
I like to imagine the cleanrot knight who landed a hit on radahn in the reveal trailer is Finlay because she's that cool
>>553759169I like to imagine myself having sex with the only girl that ever liked me
>>553757561mommy
>>553752258Anyone? I keep queueing up but just being ok at the fighting and surviving itself isn't enough, and desu with the new content my survival rate isn't near as good as base content. I feel like if I don't git gud soon I will never make it to DoN content.
worst fucking boss ever
>>553759230
>>553759430>thinks there's something wrong with thatBlack site torture couldn't get this out of me.
>>553759238Oh, I'll put in the group password. Hope to see you gents soon.
dead q Im going to bed
>>553759430Fraud pervy Jew spotted
Malenia.
>>553759502I think he's implying that the girl you're referencing is your mother.>>553759924Please queue up again, I can't get anyone right now with the thread password. Just doing regular runs to shake rust off.
>>553756097Godfrey property>>553756468Rare faggoty but funny post
>>553760085nigga no one is gonna do regular mode
>>553760085We can play DoN tomorrow anon so in about 5 or 6 hours from now when I wake up bye
>>553760085>you're referencingThat makes sense, good point. And good joke.
>>553760310get a job
>>553760241yee but I don't want to fuck up someone's run.>>553760371Wasn't mine, legitimately.
>>553760447>Wasn't mineI understood that.
>fists are meta in nightreign>fists in nightreign are fucking hideous joke weapons and the best moves to use are the absolutely ridiculous looking heavies
>>553760737They're meta in ER too. Stop being stupid
>>553760785>singleplayer>metastop being stupid
>>553760849Nightreign is pve. It is good for the same reason it's good in ER. Stop pretending to be a retard
>>553760737star fists have been god tier in ER for ages and it's purely because of their retarded looking R2's
>>553761059>>553761059>>553761059
>>553760983I use the coolest looking weapon in souls games because I pirated them so there's no online and I want my dude to look cool.It's only with the online of neightrein that the performance of the weapon concerns me.We are not the same. I am better.
When gambling which one should I be using? I see the DoN ones and regular, plus some before/after 1.02?
>>553761131??? What does this have to do with star fists, who tf asked about your life story
>>553761243I accept your concession.
>>553761302Fuck off terr, nobody cares about your Pakistani ranting
>>553761649okay schizo
Sorry brosNeed more practice against Heogg
Sorry, Skorvan. You tried your best. We were just too shit.I mistimed the the dodge in the end, because nerves got to me. I can normally dodge that attack confidently. But anxiety got the best of me. Time compressed. And I dodged too early.
>>553761131>i am a poorfag who cannot afford games>i am better
>>553762467if you ask nicely I'm sure someone will tell you how to pirate games without installing a bitcoin miner
>>553762164>>553762236GG's lads nothing to be sorry for. We all went down.
>>553711843>>553723394>>553721174>>553725930>>553732350>>553709141Learn to keep your mouth shut terr no one likes you and the tire iron is right here.
>>553687125>>553686786neither is true>>553691254cute>>553702582not how biology works
>>553709796Giantess shit is so sucky man just make them normal
>>553717667>>553717378Literally me.
>>553734767yeah that was funny as fuck kek
>>553754163Is this bait?
>>553744007ok weirdo
>>553742880> I don't have a problem with the gaysGay
>>553716723Make the Claws of Night a legendary.
>>553760031>brownNo.
>>553759924>>553757682>>553757528>>553754907>>553753517>>553750773cute…
