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Torzlynna Edition

>Released Servers
Crusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)
Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)
Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)

>Guilds
To join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.
<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance
<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction
<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction

>BBC+
https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POI
https://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/

>Turtle
All Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

>Previous Thread
>>553406304
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Warlocks.
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>>553699828
BASED OP
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Tauri.
You join <gulag>
Now.
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>>553699828
>Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
next OP please fix, stormforge has multiple servers
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turtle and its quality proofreading
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>>553703194
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>>553703194
post the letter if you have it
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>>553703194
>quest text suddenly and mysteriously ends
KINO SOVL
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>>553699828
zug theres no way i could pull outta that
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Is it worth leveling a mage on Ambershire if I don't plan on playing seriously? Like just a thing I hop on to whenever I feel the classic itch, will I be able to find raid groups at all or would I be stuck in the pre-raid grind?
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>>553705487
Yes, for all its ups and downs any class and spec is raid viable in turtle, the main reason someone gets turned down if it's raids are formed specifically to not repeat classes like on Ony, or because the pug you joined is Garbo and wants a specific comp to clear.
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>>553697912
Sup Elekkow, that was me btw
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I want to bite the bullet and play with Evil. Some threads ago an anon mentioned they are in need of locks and rogues
Which one do i go and why? How do they play at max level?
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>>553715762
we need shamans actually
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>>553715762
>Which one do i go and why?
Rogue if you want to top dps or warlock if you want to summon everyone late to the raid
>How do they play at max level?
Both are pretty simple with warlock being one of the most brain off classes to play
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>>553715762
we are lacking more warlocks than rogues
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Play Crusader-Storm, it's comfy.
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>>553718567
>Orgrimmar
>"Ouch why does my butt hurt so much"
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>>553715762
evil only has half a warlock
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>>553719210
>Stormwind
>"Ouch why does my butt hurt so much"
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Is there a private server for only white people?
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>>553719414
wallcraft
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>>553715762
Rogue has more buttons to press while Warlock you're stuck pressing 1-2 buttons at endgame though as long as you don't play paladin/shaman you should be fine
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>>553719414
Not anymore since Nostarius attracted the American audience.
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>>553716497
>telegethu and zaputah
Aren't shamans buffbots? Who are they going to buff? Also last thread someone said many people suddenly rerolled a shaman for some reason

>>553717005
Can Hemo rogue top meters? Not really interested in the other 2
>Warlock being one of the most brain off classes to play
Are we talking exclusive shadowbolt spam or just a general lack of janky gigabrain shit like hunters meleeweaving?
Surely affliction has to manage dots and curses.
Is it true that demons die like bitches in raids which makes demo non viable?
Is there a toy or a quest that lets me have green fire? Not too keen on being a Temu fire mage if I can help it
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>>553719210
>What happened to my gold?
>Where are my shoes?
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>>553720005
>suddenly rerolled a shaman for some reason
We have 4 shamans and one of them is a guy multiboxing who does not want to multibox anymore. That isn't enough.
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>>553718567
better to wake up with your homies than some bitches with stds and their pimp
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>>553720005
>Can Hemo rogue top meters? Not really interested in the other 2
Hemo does mid dps but gives good buffs
>Surely affliction has to manage dots and curses.
Addons manage that for you
>Is it true that demons die like bitches in raids which makes demo non viable?
Demo is a big parsing spec
>Is there a toy or a quest that lets me have green fire?
Don't think so
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>>553720005
Rogue was overbuffed on accident and the devs said multiple times that they will nerf them, this is public information, behind the scenes we know they will overnerf them because rogues are one of the classes the devs dont play and they dont know how to balance it, so the safe bet is to neuter them, ignore my warning at your own peril.
Oh and ambershire is shit.
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>Warrior is the undisputed number 1 dps on the server for over six years and no one bats an eye but the second rogue becomes top tier everyone calls for nerfs
Make it make sense
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>>553721798
>Addons manage that for you
At least you have to pay some attention and appears better than the alternatives
>Demo is a big parsing spec
If Turtle forums are to be believed it's more boring than a mobile game. Pic very related.
>Hemo does mid dps but gives good buffs
Sounds fun.
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>>553722483
Anyone who has ever played a Warrior knows why this has been and why it must be the case. I say this as someone who has played every class.
But I'll spoonfeed you. Rogue, as well as every other class (aside from Warrior) has many QoL features that benefit them. Every class has some form of either immunities, self heals, offensive/defensive dispells, powerful long duration buffs, the innate ability to attack a target from 40 yards away and so on. Rogue happens to have stealth, the ability to chain stun targets, cripple and kite them to death with poisons and so on. Stealth in and of itself is HUGE as it allows you to pick and choose your engagements, offering an unprecedented level of safety. Add to that, they can disengage at will with sprint and invis.
Warriors? They don't have any of these quality of life features. They are the most at mercy of the game world and other players. Their life revolves around 1v1'ing mobs of equal or lower level because if they are higher level there's a chance they may die. The trade off is that once max level, geared and buffed, they are power houses. This is expensive and not easy to do because Warriors are the worst gold farmers in the game.
Hope that helps!
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of course the retard thinking paladins are clerics also thinks leveling difficulty should matter in raid performance balancing
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>>553722101
this won't happen
you know the reason they were so massively overbuffed is because one retard in the dev team started playing rogues and said
>hmm dis poison is doin too lil dmg, let me add a x2000 multiplier, ahh dats good
so you can expect the nerf to be something like
>reduced dissolving poison damage by 2%
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>>553724182
>i view the game through the lens of an activity only able to be done at level 60 for a few hours a week
that's on you buddy
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>>553724378
This attitude is what unironically made SoD shit. Parsetrannies obsessed with class balancing because their heckin nameplate color was at x spot on wowlogs and it wasn't fair that they were lower than other x class. Play retail if you want hyperbalancing of specs between ~2% of eachoter
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>classes should be balanced around leveling
The absolute state of woyers
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>ima kNIGht not a cleric!!!!1
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>>553722483
warrior is top dps with lots of gear and buffs
rogue can show up to any raid in greens unbuffed and at the very least be in the top 5 dps
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>>553724585
>i can't extrapolate
we know
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>>553724378
None of the rogue abilities like stealth, gouge or stun matter during boss fights and majority of trash mobs are immune to them in raids. This isn't to say rogues should perform as they do now, but you are looking at things from the wrong perspective. Notice how no one said "Ughm, but warrior has hamstring and piercing howl11!!!" because they know this doesn't work on raid bosses.
You say as if leveling in this game is somewhat difficult when you could play in whatever funky way you want and still get to 60. There is no balancing for leveling. The actual game starts at 60, and you know this.
By definition, rogue should do the most damage, but not by fucking 50% as we see now, should be more like 10-15%. Why? They're a squishy melee class wearing leather with no healing or tanking specs to offer utility during raid. Because they are melee, they have to do the raid mechanics and move around. Warriors are not as squishy and can afford mistakes, or do other roles like tanking (good luck in Turtle). It's only natural a rogue should do more damage in a raid environment than a warrior, but not so much that its pointless to play a warrior.
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>>553724904
Pretend raiding wasn't in the game. For a lot of people, they don't even get to raid or have no interest in it. How do the classes stack up against one another?
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>pretend we are talking about a different game
lol?
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>>553723901
>Rogue happens to have stealth, the ability to chain stun targets, cripple and kite them to death with poisons and so on. Stealth in and of itself is HUGE as it allows you to pick and choose your engagements, offering an unprecedented level of safety. Add to that, they can disengage at will with sprint and invis.
Irrelevant for raids and we are talking about raid dps. The rest of your post is probably equally stupid so I stopped reading there.
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>>553724904
>The actual game starts at 60, and you know this.
opinion discarded
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>>553725169
>i stopped reading
Then you don't have an adequate rebuttal
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>pissyellows and fagadins seething about warriors
is it 2004?
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worgen males hnghhh
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maybe if you weren't such an autistic whiny crybaby sperg you'd be able to get into a guild that raids and wouldn't have to cope and pretend they don't matter
kicked out of 5 guilds and none of them were his fault btw
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>>553725045
There are classes and specs that are slower to level than others, but they're not "weak" by any means. You can adjust the difficulty of your leveling by choosing which zone you kill mobs in, resting under tents or waiting for worldbuff before leaving. In raids however, you can't play around these variables, the mobs you fight against will always be the same no matter what.
Leveling is flexible, and raiding is not. By the nature of that alone, balancing around raid encounters is the sensible choice. I leveled a holy priest, holy paladin, protection warrior, druid and BM hunter. It is safe to say I've seen both ends of leveling difficulty on Turtle, all I had to do was do dungeons or kill mobs one level below me. There is no "difficulty", its all about how much time you are willing to spend on leveling. Nobody "fails" to get to 60, but classes at 60 can fail to be viable in raids like priests are now.
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>>553725497
Nobody gave a fuck about warriors until 2006.
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>>553722943
>Sounds fun.
A lot of rogues hate on it but I found it to be just as enjoyable gameplay wise as combat rogue
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>>553724885
>rogue can show up to any raid in greens unbuffed and at the very least be in the top 5 dps
Only true in raids with bad gear
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>>553722483
>Make it make sense
just uninstall the game
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If rogues can be better dps, then druids, paladins and shamans shouldnt be better tanks than warriors
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>>553725795
when did the warrior victim complex start? tbc?
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>>553725846
How hard would gearing one be if the guild already has one? Do they itemize differently from the conventional specs?
It definitely sounds more fun than warlock
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>>553728750
>How hard would gearing one be if the guild already has one?
Lol
Lmao even
Literally every single class every single spec has been fully geared for weeks now, except paladins that only about 5 pieces have dropped in total, for 6 paladins
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>>553728720
2004, just like mages. But the pink and yellow sheeting about warriors didn't happen until the browns were overbuffed.
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>>553726947
Jamie pull up the rogue in leveling greens doing 700 dps
>o-oh w-well 700 dps is low.. I do... uhh... 2000 dps in molten core!
Nigger you clearly dont even play the game why do you continue to shitpost
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>>553729301
>Jamie pull up the rogue in leveling greens doing 700 dps
Post a single log of a rogue in greens doing 700 dps
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>>553728990
The gearing issue will become relevant in BWL, I hope the 6 paladins will enjoy fighting for their chestplate
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>>553730140
We'll all just reroll or quit the game after running 4 months of BWL and getting 1 piece of gear
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Legion.... Now....
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anyone else getting this shit on turtle where sometimes it lets you loot a corpse twice
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>>553728990
Then it's settled unless I get filtered by the leveling experience and go lock. Pray for me
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>>553730574
holy shit.
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>>553733389
God I just want to lick the muscled back of hot sweaty fem nelves
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I'm a Human Male Hardcore Paladin. Tank and DPS (Damage Per Second - Heavy Hitter). Healing? I'm a Knight of the Sliver Hand, not a cleric! Ha-ha! Anyway, I will follow the tenants of the Lightbinger and be topDPS and best tank on the server, as it is the Lights Will. Thanks for reading!!
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>>553724197
No, we know which classes the devs play and I know which nerfs rogues are going to receive, I know of atleast 6, we do not the exact values yet.
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>>553734725
Is Hemo rogue gonna get fucked?
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More like homo rogue, lol
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>>553734725
will they buff prot and ret pally? those needs buffs
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>>553734878
Not funny
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>>553723901
Lets just forget that leveling a warrior on turtle is incredibly easy and that you are already wrong.
When the game was originally released the classes were very different.
Blizzard were clueless mongoloids and couldn't predict how good rage would scale.
This was simply accepted later on and in naxx you can see that the encounters were designed around rogues/warriors being basically the only viable DPS classes.
This is also why rage was reworked multiple times along the epansions.
It has nothing to do with leveling difficulty, otherwise mages should be the worst class to play in raids.
Hope that helps!
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>>553735182
if you want to dps, play a dps class
it's that simple really
if your class can heal, guess what, you're a healer
don't play a class that heals if you don't want to be a healer in raids
you make your choice at character selection. there's over 20 years of data for you to help make your decision on what role to play
hope that helps!
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>>553735325
if your class can tank guess what, you're a tank
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>>553735376
yes, and tanks (warriors) can also dps
ain't it cool?
hope that helps!
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>>553735469
yes, and healers can also dps
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>>553735567
no
hope that helps!
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>>553735939
>hope that h-ACK
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>>553724904
>They're a squishy melee class wearing leather with no healing or tanking specs to offer utility during raid.
Rogues were given utility and they cry and bitch if they have to do IEA or play sub.
They aren't squishy at all, if the tank dies and a warrior gets aggro he will likely die in 1 hit even if he manages to put a shield on in time, its the same with ever other DPS.
If that happens to a rogue he can save himself with vanish or pop evasion and he is likely to last while evasion is up, they also have a very solid HP pool compared to some other classes, ret paladins have like 5k hp max with buffs, a rogue can reach that almost unbuffed and is free to pop a titan flask if he wants.
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>>553736032
>programmer socks funserver
Yikes!
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>>553699828
Fuck. I'm saving my energy for my gf tonight but that whore is way too slutty.
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all dps players are human garbage
every single one
>oh boy, I hope my baby boy will grow up to play dps instead of tank or healer!
said literally no one ever
your parents are all disappointed in you
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>>553736079
don't bother
these dumb niggers have no clue
you're pissing in to the wind
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>>553733389
old evil was better
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>>553736727
Evil has more healers than DPS
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>>553724739
clerics are still much cooler than warcraft paladins
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what are the odds of twow having a backdoor in the client
i was playing it a bit but stumbled into a rabbit hole of the shit that went down 2 years ago of the server getting hacked + the owners being sleazy as fuck
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>>553736827
<Evil> is the best it's ever been
>no schizos or drama
>everyone is reasonably friendly
>Aecheur has been executed and replaced with a better GM
>decent amount of people on every day during EU and NA hours even when there's no raid
>raids are going smoothly with few if any wipes
We're in a golden era. All those that gave up are gonna regret missing out.
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>>553736079
>a warrior gets aggro he will likely die in 1 hit even if he manages to put a shield on in time
You don't play warrior
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>>553734792
If you use dissolving poison then yes, their gear gets a nerf aswell which will affect every spec.

>>553734994
Yes, but not exactly big ones, mainly some number tweaking on some abilities and their gear.
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>>553736930
>draenei exiles
THERE ARE NO DRAENEI IN VANILLA
THERE ARE NO DRAENEI IN VANILLA
THERE ARE NO DRAENEI IN VANILLA
THERE ARE NO DRAENEI IN VANILLA
THERE ARE NO DRAENEI IN VANILLA
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>>553740263
Retard
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>>553740141
ret paladin should be top dps. its our time
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>>553739198
I got raped by Noth with a 6k crit after ripping, only a flask would have saved me.
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>>553740263
Have you never quested in Swamp of Sorrows or Blasted Lands?
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>>553738873
>Aecheur has been executed and replaced with a better GM
Chat is this real?
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>>553740331
>>553740458
lost ones are not draenei
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>>553740141
That and the servers being kaput must be a sign.
What race do I make my warlock and who do I whisper for a guild invite
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>>553740837
Retard
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turtlesisters wtf happened to the servers
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>>553740837
Space goats are not draenei, tranny.
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>>553703194
That Skardyn questline was pretty nice. I did it twice and both were memorable and we had to come up with unique ways to tackle the big boy.
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>>553740263
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>>553741732
They are adding Vulpera up soon. Trust.
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Servers are back
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>>553742892
tf is a smart heal
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>>553742821
Liar
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>>553742942
holy strike
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>>553742942
shit like chain heal that pick it's heal target(s) based on some criterias like distance and amount of health missing
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server crashed 3 times already
wtf are they doing???
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>>553742942
its the healing spels when i cast them
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>>553740946
Undead, troll, warlock all have strong boosts to warlock, undead gives you a nice pvp boost aswell.
Human is slightly ahead of gnome overall for alliance.
I would personally pick undead
Whisper Negajib for an invite.
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lol
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Ok Twow shit the bed where can I get my fix?
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>>553740946
troll is +S tier
everything else is under B from how much ahead troll is
everything in their kit synergizes with warlock
that said roll a gnome
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>no devs to fix any of this
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>>553745074
Made troll warlock for affliction but apparently demonology is top parsing, so maybe gnomes/orcs are better (and undead for pvp)
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I've fapped 3 times since the servers went down
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AITA for asking my wife to cut contact with his new friend?

So long story short, Me (33M) and my wife (728M) have been together for quite a while now. Lately I've been returning from my patrols in Elwynn quite late, and for some reason there wouldn't be any dinner ready when I would get home, and my wife would look very exhausted.

Eventually, I asked her nicely if something's been on her mind, and she told me she made a new friend in Stormwind Mage Quarter. Apparently this guy insists they spend a lot of time together and just doesn't let her leave? I asked my wife why doesn't she just tell him to fuck off, but she said she feels bad for what happened in Gnomeregan and doesn't have it within her to say no.

Yesterday I asked to Guard Captain if I could leave early, and he thankfully understood my concerns and let me be. I literally marched straight into the Mage Quarter as fast as I could, walked up the stairs to the building and... my wife was changing his diaper? I was so dumbstruck I didn't know what to say. "It's not your girl, it's your turn." He told me with such a smug look on his face. I grabbed my wife and stormed out, told her to never talk to that person again. Now my wife acts very cold towards me and all my friends tell me I overreacted and I'm a controlling husband.

AITA?
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>>553746514
>wife
>his new friend
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Just stumbled on this thread after quitting it. You guys are still hung up on me? That’s quite sad. Well back to my mansion.
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>>553743698
>Whisper Negajib for an invite.
Who?
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gulag won
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>>553748758
gayest guild reward
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>>553748946
>no troons award
ftfy
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>>553749505
>>553703010
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Post more green sluts with skimpy clothes
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>>553750614
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>>553752003
raped by wolves
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>>553752038
But enough about Slutma the backstabbing whore
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Can you make AI slop where the femorc looks like a femorc and not a green elf?
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>>553729993
https://www.turtlogs.com/tiny_url/20602
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>>553752003
PROPERTY OF NEGAJIB
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>>553738106
Honestly it really depends on how much you trust both cr*gge and sh*nna as well as the rest of the twow team. Because the client isn't open source there's no way for anyone to say with certainty whether a backdoor exists, the hack you mentioned proved that it's possible (although it's been known that everything 3.3.5 and before is a piece of shit when it comes to RCE vulnerabilities). AFAIK, some pservers even exploit this vulnerability in order to inject custom code into the WoW executable, I think warmane is one.
Back to the owners of twow, they presumably have a vested interest in *not* having this be exploited because their dono shop is making them big bucks already. If you want my opinion though, Blizzard is going to win the lawsuit and fuck over the twow project super hard. After that happens, who knows, maybe sh*nna will pull the nuclear option and throw a logger in to sell off as much user info as possible. I wouldn't put it above them seeing the shit they've done in the past.
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>>553699828
what are some good ways to make gold on nord? im only level 30 btw
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>>553752003
human pov
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>>553752485
Shadowblade is a good pick. You want the fastest weapon you can get as a rogue on Turtle.
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>>553752003
PROPERTY OF BIJ
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>>553752749
>maybe sh*nna will pull the nuclear option and throw a logger in to sell off as much user info as possible. I wouldn't put it above them seeing the shit they've done in the past.
Then Not!Shenna opens a new server in a year and then people will call you a schizo for thinking it's Shenna. They get exposed and people will just say "Ok so what? It's a good server and i am enjoying my time. Who cares it's in the past."
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>"uhhh show me logs of green rogues doing 700 dps"
>"that green rogue has a lvl 48 dagger which is actually pretty good so it doesn't count"
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>>553753538
Oh, I wasn’t a part of your argument. Yes, rogues can do crazy damage even in greens. Just commenting on that dagger.
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>>553752003
i want to bury my face in between her sweaty green ass cheeks until i suffocate to death
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>>553752485
>Seal of Wrynn
>Valiant Medallion
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>>553752485
>not greens
>not unbuffed
>fully consumed
And even with that he still didn't end up top 5 unlike what the original claim said
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Rogue derangement syndrome
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thread inspired me to make a rogue
Im gonna have play the game and have FUN
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rollback incoming
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>>553754657
Shut your whore mouth
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>>553752003
this stupid bitch is asking for it
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>>553754604
Based. Have a good one, anon!
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Elaynna stop replying to your own aislop images saying how much you want to fuck them. It’s sad and pathetic.
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>HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!! IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING FMC REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O FMC WAS THE BEST FUCKING GUILD 100 100 100 100 KOTO IS SO BASED XD XD XD XD XD JIB JIB JIB JIB JIB JIB JIB JIB ANYONE REMEMBER FILTHYDRUNK? OH MY GOD IS THAT FLAG??????????????? NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER JIBBED MY PANTS SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL !!4!!!!!! ERM WHY IS SOMEONE ASKING IF MY DOG IS SINGLE ERM WHY IS SOMEONE ASKING IF MY DOG IS SINGLE ERM WHY IS SOMEONE ASKING IF MY DOG IS SINGLE ERM WHY IS SOMEONE ASKING IF MY DOG IS SINGLE? ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN POP RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU...
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I don't say that.
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>>553756825
Okay? Did I ask?
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>>553756991
Yes, you did.
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>>553756991
I would bash your fucking face in if we met IRL.
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>>553757317
In what?
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what the fuck is a fmc
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>>553757419
Fuck My Cunt
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>>553757067
>>553757317
Say that to my 9mm, you won't
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>>553757419
formerly male characters
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>>553757461
I'm not impressed by your penis anon
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Is herb/alch still the way to go for gold on ambershire or should I go a different set of profs?
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>>553757540
Say that to my 9mm, you won't.
You are already dead.
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>>553757540
GOT IM
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>>553757687
You have already killed yourself by saying that. YOu just don't know it yet.
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>>553757657
>>553757769
Who are you?
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>>553757965
Jib
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>>553757965
Aecheur
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>die
>release
>game crashes
WOOOOOOOW
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>>553758217
Doesn't happen on Tauri
Tauri won
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>>553757419
Fat Man Children
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I poopsocked most of the week and didn't even get into the top 50
if I were a higher rank the rank points I got wouldn't have even been enough to beat the decay and I'd make no progress
I thought I was enough of a degenerate no life faggot but if I'm gonna get r14 I'm going to have to descend to levels of degenerate no life faggotry I've never before seen
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>>553761802
Share your account with people you trust in your guild. This is the only way to hit R14 without no lifing it.
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>>553761802
Ranking? More like PAIN-king
I hate bracket breakers so much it's unreal
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>>553763402
They have pseudo brackets on Turtle?
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>>553763563
This was 2019 classic
/wowcg/ doesn't exist anymore
Wrong thread, I know
I'm not sorry
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>>553763402
>477k for standing 3
>some nolife can easily farm that solo
>surprised_pikachu_face.jpeg when you miss your goal by 1%
lol
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>>553763769
Damn, low caps for classic. Mine were 1.6 mil at worst lol.
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>>553763803
It was AQ patch and there was only like 20 people were ranking at the time on my comfy server, Deviate Delight (best server, rest in piece ;_;7)

Some sex shop worker WHORE stood up all night and ranked without anyone knowing about it because we had all gone to bed

She was blacklisted from the group for bracket breaking the following morning
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whats bracket breaking?
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>>553764724
People stack honor relatively around the same levels and calculate out how many bracket spots there will be. Somebody will anchor the top bracket in case the count is off. This is to prevent people going to with war with each other to set a "cap" on an endless grind.

Someone bracket breaking is going above that set threshold and fucking up the bracket for the entire server. This can result in some 1 for example in bracket 14 getting pushed out and only getting bracket 13 honor when R14 requires 4 weeks of top end bracket 14 rank points.
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>>553764724
Higher rank players get priority for the top standing positions so they can graduate faster
It's a mutual understanding within your premade group / your server's PvP discord

There's also honor-stacking, you can have multiple standing 1s if you calculate the exact amount of honor you all get, which usually entails finding and killing someone for the specific amount of honor they'd give. Which is very funny when you hunt down and gank some random-ass level 49 in Searing Gorge
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>>553765007
To add on, wars will break out in brackets if somebody doesn't want to cooperate. If a WSG team plays for example 16 hours a day, you need to play 17+ hours to match and exceed their honor gains. So it was common on private servers for WSG honor caps to be 2 million until one team literally buckled under pressure/sleep deprivation.
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All knowing oracle what is your prediction? "The one named Zaptuah has won, the last FMC member will fall and it will remain a hub for alts to use tabard."
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I'm still in FMC and play every day or so.
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Since both factions are having bracket drama, I thought I'd share my side of the story:

The alliance bracket (top 10 at least) Is controlled by a high-trust organization I call Chinese Robot Mafia
They using an exploit of sharing accounts and pushing honor nonstop. Because of this, they feel empowered to determine what standing can each player in the top 10 get. Obviously the good standings were occupied by their friends. When I was given a standing that were heavily boycotting my progress, and below my potential I snapped. I said some unsavory things, which I shouldn't have, but sadly this is the only part of the story that has gotten to some people. The main person behind this organization is Seeorange / Mmr / Med. Other 'honorable' mentions: Nuld (When I asked him why is he part of this unfair systems he said yeah it is unfair but he carries me in naxx. I got screenshots to proove) Now they are salty and trying to delay my R14 by pushing indefinietly for the past 2 weeks, which I don't mind, since I would do PvP anyways. Anyways they are not hurting me (as much) by pushing 1 million honor every week, because I can do 800 alone myself. But they are hurting the entire alliance PvP community who unlike them have jobs, families, friends, and last but not least does not use human botting, and then try to blackmail people into honor caps that are favoring them only. I'm not against working together and setting a mutually beneficial bracket, but sometimes compromising does not work. After all, this should be a FAIR competition between players. Emphasis on fair. I'm trying to address this issue to the GM's but so far it seems like they are okay with sharing account in PvP.

So how is the horde bracket?
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are turtle wow server population stats public?
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>>553766798
2k to 6k for Nord and Amber, depending on the time of day.
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>>553767360
hmmm what about the sea servers?
eu ping from australia kinda stinks
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>>553767531
I wouldn't know because I think you need the Chinese client to play on them.
My ping is usually around 250. It's playable.
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Why don't they put a space between "no" and "longer"? It's not one word.
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FMC was the peak
anything that came after is shit
you will never go back to those times
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>>553774130
True.
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FMC was shit
anything that came after is shit
it's still the same erp faggotry drama shit but in 2 guilds instead
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>>553776393
False.
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>>553776393
trvke

>>553774130
fluke
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Silkfang is way past 3K4 in M+ now, we truly lost a great player with him gone.
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>>553779654
did they add m+ to tauri?
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How is druid resto on turtle?
Is it still a meme spec or did their "rebalance" fix it so that a raid needs more than just one doodoo?
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Is RP still alive on turtle or is it dead?
I remember so many using the TurtleRP addon and having my map full of their pings when that shit first started. There's barely anyone with it outside of SW now.
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>>553781290
the addon has location tracking turned off by default now
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>M+
>kino-dami
>DHs only has 6 total interrupt in 15 minutes
>dies to warps 4 times
Life is great
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>>553780136
No but they will come lelgion
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i'm flex healing so hard rn
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I just got called a pedophile for saying that Muhammed married a 6 years old
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>>553782132
Just because he married a 6 years old girl doesn't mean he had sex with her before she was old enough. You are a pedophile for thinking marrying a 6 year old girl means you have to have sex with her.
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>>553782132
have you ever thought that you pointing out pedophilia makes you just as bad as pedophiles and probably a pedophile too, chud!
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>>553783448
It is confirmed that he had sex with her when she was 9
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>>553783448
Kill yourself pedo muzzie freak
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>>553781576
Sounds good.
Do people still RP though or is it pretty much dead? I remember the fun part when the addon just dropped was that everyone was walking up to each other.
Classic today is full of cliques and people who just RP with each other.
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You just know Asalys isn't up yet because she would never make a post like those
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gummy
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>>553784625
you'll have to join a guild or make friends if you want rp, the open world roleplay you find will usually end with the other party (usually a female helf) trying to derail it and erp
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>>553784810
>NOO DONT CRITICIZE GUMMY FOR DOING SCAMS
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telegethu did nothing wrong
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>>553784810
Gummy made a video game?
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>>553786581
dreadmyst on steam
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>>553786857
WAIT LMAO
I thought it was a joke because of the name when people called it his game
>free to play
Oh nice
>Requires 3rd-Party Account: Dreadmyst Account
????
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Asalys is like a facehugger for your cock. The harder you try to peel her off, the harder she presses her lips down, the more intense the suction and the louder she pleads you to let her stay on it.
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>>553787281
Shut up Elaynna
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>It's now 9am in Brazil and India
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>>553788504
Its 6pm in India, pajeets are starting to come back from their scam call center job
So expect to see a lot more <Branded> posting
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>>553784625
On Nordanaar people still roleplay. Attend events and make friends. Join a roleplaying guild.
I would invite you to one of the roleplaying guilds I’m in and introduce you to people but this thread has a bad history with the roleplaying community so I’d rather remain anonymous. My advice really is to use the discord and find events and guilds that interest you and fit the character you want to play.
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>>553788773
thanks jeet
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It doesn’t matter what time it is because most the faggots in this thread don’t have jobs or lives, and are awake at weird hours.
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>>553788198
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>>553784810
>>553786110
>>553786581
gummy abused quite a few of us just cause we didnt want to play his shit server hes a scumbag
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Just got my goverment gibs so i can continue to shitpost and play WoW
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>>553789958
This is so boring Elaynna.
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>Down her throat she thanks you that you feed her
ESL
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>>553790080
Okay I'll stop now. Look I even deleted the last post for you. All good now?
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>>553780450
Resto druid is solid
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>>553790351
K.
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>>553699828
Damn Torzag looks like THAT
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>>553790489
Sorry Asa! Have a nice day today.
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Are both Ambershire guilds erp /heals/ guilds?
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>>553794417
yes
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>>553794417
No
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>>553794417
Maybe
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>>553794417
Yes the only real guild is gulag on Tauri Legion
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>>553795684
TVRUKE
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>>553795684
TVRK
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nobody wants to play on tauri
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>>553800163
but I do
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>>553800163
I use it to make gold and sell it for €
nothing here I just wanted to waste your time
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what classes does the turdle guiild need? and no i'm not playing warlock again.
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>>553804624
Warlock.
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>>553804624
Rogues
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>>553804624
just be yourself
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>>553804624
Play whatever you’ll enjoy the most.
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twow took out the war from warcraft from us
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>>553804624
Ret paladins
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>>553806376
All they gotta do is nerf shamans for pvp. Like how is this fun for any other class? You enter the field, you get one-shotted, you respawn.
The only ones having fun is shamans.
The crossfaction stuff made it even worse. Because most Horde players realized the same when they had to go against shamans, its not very enjoyable being one-shotted.
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Are people in turtlewow using speedhacks? I've seen a bunch of buffless people without mounts outrunning me while im in aspect of cheetah or on mount
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>>553808947
People are gonna say they just stockpile potions of swiftness + boot enchants + world buff but I really believe there are people with speedhacks, you can see them sometimes in bgs, people running faster than 100% mount + spurs + paladin talent
Shouldnt be possible even stacking all the buffs
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>>553808947
>I've seen a bunch of buffless people without mounts outrunning me while im in aspect of cheetah or on mount
No you haven't
>>553809141
Samefag
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>>553808947
Plainsrunning taurs? Otherwise you're bs'ing or laggy as shit
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>>553809387
You don't play the game
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Blizzard really dropped the ball not making playable furbolg.
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>>553808947
Yes on Turtle there are thousands of Chinese gold farm bots that speed hack and noclip underneath the world.
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>Check what time is in Argentina
>2pm
Asalys is obviously asleep because the little freak stays up to 5am chatting with his gay boyfriend
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>>553810506
That's so funny Asalys.
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>>553810506
ESL post
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>>553810506
Who asked?
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>>553786273
Why is Elaynna constantly talking about Asalys today?
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>>553738106
>>553752749
https://github.com/brian8544/turtle-wow/tree/main/Screenshots
Read through the screenshots and tell me if these people sound trustworthy.
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>Anti turtle schizo shows up the day blizzard re rerelease tbc
Real subtle blizzard
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Why aren't you playing TBC classic anniversary?
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I'm not giving nubl*zzard my money
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my untreated bipolar disorder is acting up again
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>>553814657
$60 boost
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>>553814657
No playable furbolgs.
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>>553814657
If I wanted to play with bots I'd just play Warmane.
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I am playing Onyxia and actually having fun.
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>>553813727
>preemptive shill accusation after 3 posts immediately defending turdle against bad press on a mongolian basket weaver forum
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Classic just feels better idk why... The 1.12 client is really bad and janky!
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Im playing season of the crusader and having a blast!
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>>553816209
No shit classic client is better. Still it's an abandoned version of WoW by blizzard made into a chink gold selling business. I rather play on a solo server, at lesst the bots would be set up by myself.
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TBC prepatch launch is so laggy it's making me miss Turtle.
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>>553813727
>>553814657
>blizzard re rerelease tbc
grim
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>>553817258
>pserver releases tbc for the 999th time
>good
>blizshart releases tbc for the 3rd time
>bad
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>>553817452
yes
>>553814727
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>>553817452
yes
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>>553815390
same, but the exp is too slow. don't have time for that shit. mite pay
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>evil
>10 online
>branded
>1 online
What went wrong?
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>>553817452
>Pserver tbc run by 1 retard in his basement for free asking for nothing
>Billion dollars company rereleasing the same shit over and over, asking for a monthly sub, and then not even maintaining their servers because the pigs are happy anyway.
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>3 months passed
>no Legion
sooo... is it Onyxia or Frostmourne?
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>>553818075
Everyone is on TBC Pre Patch Classic Anniversary
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>>553819813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
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For me
It is Crusader Storm TBC
15 players online
HOME
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>>553822115
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
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Going to start a new journey in Frostmourne!
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>>553824660
how big is your futa cock
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>>553824660
Hello fren!
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Filthydrunk was right, we should have raped Felkiss the jew
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>>553825265
:3

>>553825587
Hello!
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>>553823132
BROTHER
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>>553828314
mage if you want to parse
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>>553827247
I can't fap to your toon if you don't tell me...
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>>553828976
Slide under these robes and see for yourself, I won't stop you!
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>>553828314
You should kill yourself pedo shitskin
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@553828314
die pedo tranny
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Scared of loli?
Hahaha.
>>
>>
are we still on tauri guys?
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>>553831118
Tauri + Frostmourne + Onyxia
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>>553831412
>Onyxia
Unfortunately it's PVP.
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>>553831525
I'm level 30 and I have not left Stormwind yet.
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>>553831674
Sovlless
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<gulag> on Frostmourne when
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>>553828976
How many anons are on Frostmourne?
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Those are big apples and bananas.
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>>553832816
at least 2
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Favorite honor set in vanilla?
I like R13 alliance warlock and R13 horde warrior :D :DD
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>>553833038
maybe 3
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>>553833304
>>553833038
We should join forces!
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>>553833473
meow!
>>
sus
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>>553833789
Kitty Kat
>>553834965
Uh oh...
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>>553806376
pvp on a server where you can group with the opposite faction just feels weird
like imagine you absolutely clown on a guy and then he's in your dungeon group
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>you could be playing classic right now
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I've been playing tauri for around 5 days but I've been lagging a bit...didn't pay attention because I thought it was my backup...decided to check the taskmanager and it had 100 poweshell processes running at the same time
am I fucked?
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>>553838942
Why would anyone do that?
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>>553838942
i want to, i'd gladly pay the sub for it, but it's full of bots, rampant gold buying (despite GDKP ban, which was another L) and people abuse the a.i mass report system.
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>>553838942
>runescape with cheater mods
soulless
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Legion...
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>>553841454
The bot accounts make the numbers look good for the shareholders, the only ones who matter, please understand.
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>>553841967
WHEN.......
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>>553842212
i'm well aware
it's all about investors and shareholders. the days of blizz having a modicum of integrity and pride in their products are long gone
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no one cares asalys fuck off already
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>have to kill mobs 1v1 or get dabbed on
>paladins get to do this
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>>553850986
Paladins were always weak, its about time they get to have their chance to shine in vanilla
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>>553852136
>always
>vanilla
but that isn't "always"
uhmmmmm
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That's so funny Poopdickschizo
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I can't imagine having such low self esteem that you play as DPS. The role has no accountability for anything and Blizzard made a 1-button mode solidifying how brain damaged DPS really are.
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>>553853928
>The role has no accountability for anything
Only true in low performing guilds
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>>553854314
>couldn't name what they're actually accountable for
lmao
you could have at least said "beating the enrage timer" but we know how forgiving those are
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the only real players are tanks and everyone else is just an escort npc
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>>553850986
just play one
the server is full of them. prot, but also ret. despite raids only really wanting druids and maybe 1 prot paladin and prot warrior. to the point where there is so much competition and demand for loot and raid spots. not enough of both to go around
so they stand around in stormwind doing nothing. while the chad warrior and rogues get invited because they are actually useful. shits pretty funny
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>play tank
>have to be good geared/higher level than everyone else and know every encounter and still get blamed for everything bad happening because DPS are retarded and dont understand basic mechanics like threat and LoS or healer is ESL thirdie (it's always paladin or shaman but thankfully it's much more rare and most healers are competent)
>play healer
>reverse DPS snorefest but you use even less buttons than them
>play DPS
>get free loot from dungeons and raids while just autoattacking mobs
>get praised for doing bare minimum and using your utility abilities
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>>553855520
>still get blamed for everything bad happening
if you cry about this you're just not tank material
like getting genuinely mad at children calling you unc
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I think my wow gf (male) is catching onto the fact that I'm grooming her
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uh oh brownie meltie
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>>553855520
There's a (reasonable) expectation as a tank to have at least some good tanking gear (just fucking stamina bro) and know how to play. Knowing encounters isn't necessary in Vanilla. If anyone blames you for anything, you are the tank. You kick them and immediately replace them with any one of the plethora of DPS niggers available. Is your skin that thin that some ESL ret fagadin named "Vallorian" who hasn't learned Redemption and the only tabard he's ever worn is the red onion one makes you shy away from tanking? Pussy
Nobody praises DPS unless they are spending considerable time and gold on consumes/buffs/turns up to every raid, and even then, it's EXPECTED of them
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>>553855520
>tanking is hard in leveling dungeons
nonny...
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I'm at a loss as to what I should write for my At A Glances.
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>>553857525
How big is your penis?
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>>553855520
>get praised for doing bare minimum and using your utility abilities
does anyone actually praise DPS players? i honestly dont think ive ever seen that happen before. 90% of post-dungeon compliments are given to the tank, the other 10% to the healer.
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three warriors, a shaman and a hunter walk into scarlet monastery armory...
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https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/71235075/blizzard-entertainment-inc-v-turtle-wow/
Blizzard responded to Zimmer and AFKCraft. They're not going to let Zimmer go kek.

Funny tidbit, I fed this to grok and asked questions about Zimmer and it provided any details about him I asked without pushback.
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>>553858391
hunter claims all the loot
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>>553858391
>hey let's design a dungeon where there's no loot for anyone who doesn't wear mail and use a two-hander
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>quest tells you to speak to tasala whitefeather
>npc's actual name is tesala whitefeather
Boy I sure hope someone got got fired for that blunder.
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>>553859612
>just dont invite leech classes when i'm tanking on my warrior
not my problem
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>>553860815
That's a good policy but the issue is other classes don't have any reason to go to Armory beyond one quest that isn't particularly worth doing. Unless I'm playing warrior/paladin/shaman/hunter, I typically skip Armory.
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I'm a tank btw.
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I've played Warrior tank from vanilla until TWW when I switched to Monk.
I feel kinda bad not playing my Warrior any more but Monk has been so fun this expansion I don't think I can go back.
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Enough talking about vanilla (bad), talk about Turtle (good)
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You know, people joke about healer god-complex but tanks are way worse at that based on the thread
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"Why didn't your parents force feed broccoli down your throat reeee" Idk man but thats the situation. I am the embodiment of this meme and it is what it is. I cant lift heavy weights, I've got no muscle mass and I'm saggy as fuck. In your mid twenties its like a curse since I cant fucking eat like a normal human being.

No I dont want to join a gym and I wont. I hate the idea of being around people and showing vulnerabilities being weak. I don't want some jacked guy going "GREAT WORK BRO!" because in england that makes you feel weird. I don't think that'd happen anyway since nobody really cares but still, don't need that honestly.

It just sucks, working out sucks, never feeling like I'm doing enough sucks. But the food part is what never works for me. I can't cook, never eaten like you people do. So what, I'm supposed to cook chicken and rice everyday and I'm going to learn to enjoy it? Not going to happen, "OOOH BUT YOU JUST DONT WANT IT TO HAPPEN TUBBYYY YOURE JUST WEAAAK" okay bro whatever I'm weak. It's like telling an amputee he's missing an arm, I feel absolutely no shame or guilt about it whatsoever. It's just annoying that for the size of my ego, I can't put that energy into losing weight and being strong.

I've never been in shape so I don't know how it feels to be physically capable. A lot of you have an athletic base, it's too late for me to grow that so what next? I'm a poor guy and never did wellin school so the only way I can make good money is learning a trade and working with my hands. Never going to be respected by anyone but hey I'm balding anyway so of course that'll end up being my line of work.

Now gonna go have nugs then play turtle wow. Big waste of time
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>whiny br*tish bitch
just like in my dota 2 matches
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So, just out of curiosity, is there even anyone playing on Tauri? Like, I've been running around for about an hour now and haven't seen or heard from a single living soul the entire time. I hate a lot of the shit Turtle does but there's always other people playing, you know?
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why I don't play tranny wow
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>>553864439
they JUST had a x4 xp leveling event, everyone is max level and doing bgs and dungeons
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tram bugged out so I'm hoofin' it
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>>553865554
Because of a vanilla world of warcraft item?
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i pulled the boss with a shitty bow that does no threat, we killed him and did the raid anyway
then he does the wand shit to me
doesn't he see I just want to help?
I got really mad...
and I lost my account...
never again!
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>>553866151
All dps warriors are mentally ill.
No exceptions.
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>>553866563
I know one really good, non mentally ill dps warrior...
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>>553865738
So you're saying that there's so few people on Tauri that the entire server can be in BGs at the same time? That's... pretty fucking depressing, bro.
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>>553866563
Flag
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>>553865949
Crazy that we live in a world where me saying "stop being a nigger, NOW!" is considered more offensive than this gay HR speak.
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>>553867160
tauri has issues but population is not one of them
theres more than enough people, if you consider jajas and hungarians people
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>>553861502
Wow! You're the most important memver of the party! Please let me suck your cock, PLEASE!
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>>553865757
>>553865949
I wish Aecheur showed such leadership.
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>>553866563
FACT: This is true universal rule.
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>>553867728
It really just sounds like you're telling me the server is dead.
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DPS players deserve to be literally flayed alive, fucking pieces of shit
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>>553867432
Flag is a tank now
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it's up
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>>553859129
It's fucking over...
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>>553859129
remember when that one designerdave faggot spent all day trying to convince people that the entire case was dismissed with prejudice?
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<Evil> is having a wand shortage, we need this Axerule warrior now
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>>553865757
>>553865949
This guy takes the game way too seriously and writes like he’s some HR faggot.
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>>553868003
Calm down Asalys
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>>553878758
Him taking the game seriously is why his guild is raiding kara40 while FMC couldn't even beat naxx and Evil will get filtered by BWL
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>>553879038
See
>>553787281
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>>553881527
did they have 40 players?
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>>553881527
FMC recruited solely from a thread with less than 30 people. No shit they didn’t clear a 30 man raid with 20.
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I am not coming back to tauRREEEEEE until Legion is out
Which brings me to the natural followup question: LEGION WHEN
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Fuck you Kyrsie tranny faggot we're awesome
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>>553881527
I’d rather get filtered in BWL than turn a fun video game into bureaucratic bullshit.
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>>553865949
Isnt Dark Sun that faggot Finnish guild filled with complete fucking autists?
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hey guys what hunter pet should I get as my first hunter pet?
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What's the newest fresh?
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>>553886576
>named iZm
>has autiZm
ironic
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>>553888470
I'm playing season of the crusade, pretty fun but you have to be in the guild chat because global is kinda dead
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>>553890554
>>553888470
forgot to add its like 3 weeks old idk if thats too old
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>>553890554
I already play there and was among the first 5 to level 60.
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>>553890710
if you quit can i have your shit?
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Bear form is so great with the illusion. I love how there's like a spirit bear that appears whenever I maul.
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>>553757419
Faggots Makeme Cum
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>>553888470
Whitemane Gilneas next month
Cataclysm on Cataclysm Classic client
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>>553893009
Perfect, thanks. I'll have just enough time to try out MC on my current server and quit.
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>>553888470
>>553893009
>>553893164
These were all written by the same person.
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>>553896812
Take your meds(HRT) Sheena/Torta
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>>553881527
TRVTH NVKE
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Anyone have some bags?
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>>553897748
only those under my eyes
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>>553897823
Can I have some?
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>>553897876
just develop insomnia bro
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Is there a wpsg chat on turtle?
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>>553898419
There was on Nord but that chat channel died. In my experience anon chat channels are rarely used.
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>>553898419
Ya, it’s called the Evil channel. The password is joining the guild called Evil.
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>>553900821
But nobody is ever on.
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>>553900821
I tried joining but they told me white cis males weren't allowed
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Remember Meerkatz?
What about Finalflash?
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>>553898419
There was a quite popular one on Nordanaar but at some point it was completely filled with faggotry and someone was also constantly trolling by password protecting it.
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Krule, Avanine and Aurelius
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Kyrsie trvked
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/wpsg/ is full of some of the dumbest people on the internet and its not the guise of "we're smart but we act dumb"
just braindead mmorpg gamers
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Who was that guy who always played Paladin and had a zesty voice?
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>>553898419
There was the basement but GMs got pissy and banned people for just being in the channel
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>>553905572
You don’t have to read this thread. You can do other things with your time.
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>>553905584
Every Paladin player is a low test. effeminate FAGGOT
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Whatever happened to Faralynn?
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I just try my best to ignore any post talking about the game because it's often wrong and anon won't ever budge on his stupidity
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>>553905584
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
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is it gay to have gay sex (in ERP) with women?
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>>553909453
Yes
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Anyone know what the centaur clans in desolace give in twow? I saw someone who had an axe that required exalted with one of them but not sure what the other gives.
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>>553911143
Is it so fucking hard to click on the reputation tab in atlas loot?
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>>553911143
Magram: https://database.turtlecraft.gg/?npc=80942
Gelki: https://database.turtlecraft.gg/?npc=80941
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How involved is raiding in Twow? Do I need to spend a lot of time farming up consumes/buffs? Or is it just a matter of grabbing the right gear and a pot or two?
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>>553912926
World buffs get wiped on entry so you dont need them. Everything else is up to the guild you're with really, but IIRC they made instances harder to compensate for the buffs they gave to classes.
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>>553912926
Up to naxx and Kara40 it's something like that, you're not really expected to flask as physical DPS or healer for Naxx unless if your raid sucks though.
Consumables aren't expensive in Ambershire and in Nordanaar there's weeklies (dungeons and raids quests) to randomly get consumables and mats for them if you like that sort of stuff.
If you heal you break positive after every raid generally speaking even
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>>553912926
I just log at raid time and hit stuff while listening to music
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>>553912926
No world buffs.
I fund my consumes by doing weeklies every other week.
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>>553914265
>>553914208
>>553913928
>>553913859
I'm leveling a mage on Ambershire (Currently 15, taking it very chill and slow), so I was a bit worried I'd need to no-life grind for consumes and shit. No world buffs is pretty cool, guess that just means I need to do some quests for my pots if I plan to raid. Thanks, gang.
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>>553911456
I probably should get that addon, right now I've just been shotgunning everything I have the level for.
>>553911681
Gelkis seems awesome for casters, I'll probably go with them. No clue how long the rep grind is though so I guess I'll see if they made any changes to the rep grind
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>>553914749
It's like 15-20 hours of killing mobs
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>>553914621
For Ambershire you're fine. It's just MC and ZG.
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>>553914749
The rep grinds are not really worth it if you're not planning on getting the recipes
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>>553914621
>I'm leveling a mage
Caster consumes are more expensive than for melee
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>>553915751
>went mining+eng on my priest
over
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>Frostmourne
>Warmane
>Turtle
Which server should I play if I want to play BGs, do dungeons, and maybe raid here and there?
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>>553887203
boar
beefy enough that it can handle 2 mobs
okay snap threat with charge
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>>553699828
LYING ASSHOLES
I just saw guild <BBC enjoyers> on BBC+, you all told me there was no /vg/ guild but it seems there is I just know it's one of you fuckers who made that guild
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>>553914749
https://database.turtlecraft.gg/?item=60860

Gelkis can get this neat little trinky.
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>>553918674
it's shit
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>>553918393
The anon guild on BBC+ is <Snowbunnies>
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>you don't NEED consumes for mc and zg
this is the hallmark of a doomed guild that will break apart because there is no discipline
there's agood reason why kara40/naxx guilds require you to pop consumes even for mc
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are we still on tauri?
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>>553918828
I don't want to join a jeet guild tho
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>>553919772
>tauri
lol
lmao
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>>553919651
It's unhealthy to sweat MC and ZG.
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>wake up
>No news of coa release
>Was supposed to be released last year
Chat, am I cooked?
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>coa
more like doa
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>>553920729
>21 classes with 2-4 specs each
anon. it was never going to be good.
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>>553920843
Cucks Of Azeroth sxsters...
Is it over?
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>>553912926
A guild that doesn't expect you to get consumes will be miserable, see Evil/FMC.
Consumes persists through death, no excuse.
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>>553920843
sissies what the fuck do we do now?
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>>553919772
whole 2 of them
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>>553921016
I don't want it to be good.
I want it to be out and BAD.
It's called fun server "sovl" aka "I'll play for 40 hours of jank fun"
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>>553699828
why is this elf green
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>>553920137
"sweating" is using flasks, expensive jujus and shit like fort elixirs that give like 30 hp and are dispropotionally expensive compared to their benefits
but for the average 300 dps 4chin shitter it's considered sweating bringing a basic elixir and some sharpening stones/oil
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>>553921417
It's MC and ZG.
It's not serious.
If you need to flask for either you suck.
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>>553921417
Don't bother.
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>>553921351
That's Torzlynna. He was an orc male named Torzag but he transitioned to an elf girl.
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>>553922964
This. You're not going to convince me that MC and ZG are somehow magically hard when we've easily cleared them multiple times without consumes.
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>>553923235
>"wtf why are we stuck wiping in bwl for 4 hours?????"
dumb low iq inbred nigger with 0 foresight
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>>553924182
That never happened though.



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