Previous: >>553699362 >Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gentildonna 3* and Orfevre 3* rerun, NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
hey
based Mayanofag
>>553724342M-Mayachi!?
This is good bread.
Uma uma umya unya
sexo suzuka everything about her so sex. from when she wins a race to making faces like these. I NEED to fuck her
Mayacchi's boobs are NOT that not
this thread will be faster
>>553724527
I need to buy a Screek blob pillow. Maybe then I'll sleep properly again.
>There are unironic janny trannies monitoring this threadGrim
>>553724460Sex with you
>>553724859Gross
King Halo just delivered the third victory I needed to beat Turf Queens
>>553724859
I don't believe this stam req. It is a CC stam req. those are always way overblown. It should be like the derby, but without the nice nature insurance.
>>553724527>everything about her so sex. from when she wins a race to---I, too, am attracted to winners
>>553724936pov: you call an uma fat like god intended
>>553725042if you want your spurt to be delayed go ahead
Ponder the aroma
>>553725042I'm a pacetard and can confirm it's 900
>>553725063I LOVE Daiwa Scarlet!But I HATE flesh fangs!
>>553725171It's actually 950 for Pace + 1 gold to ensure not to die even if rushed
2nd attempt
>>553725250it's not nice to lie...
>>553725171+gold, or just raw 900?
>>553725005This irish JK succubus... needs correction
@grok undress everyone above me
>>553725357I'm not lying. Test your Pace in umalator with 900+1 gold+400 guts. She'll barely survive
I think your soundposts are annoying
Da Shakur
Oha… hag!?
I love Rice
was doing breeder careers beforestart ace career on urathere goes the last borrow
How do I stop getting hard when I make eye contact with my trainee?
>>553725438Horny ass doggy. Horndog, in other words.
How am I doing / What am I doing wrong?Sparks are 2 SPD 5 PWR 8 STA
>>553725715Don't just see the uma, see the ambition
>>553725228Do you like them better when they have REAL fangs?
Bamboooooo
>>553725553Ohahag!
>>553725896Uh your MLB Biko + FM? You should be using your MLB SSR Riko too, not R.
>>553725896You need your Riko privileges revoked
>>553725914
>>553725914Instructions unclear, am even harder than before
>>553726091My FM is 2** and I only got 0LB Biko...
>>553725896borrow biko instead with 3 wit cards. Use wellfare dober if your support card pool is that poor.
>>553725715>How do I stop getting hard when I make eye contact with my traineeIs this you?
>>553725896Probably not bursting on speed/wit enough. Or you're chasing rainbows instead of arrows in first/second year. That deck should be working.
Is it worth slapping A&S on Xoguri at this point? Too many frontrunners in practice rooms
>>553725956Bamboobs
Danchou...don't look...
>>553725042I'm seeing some end closers gassing out with 850+1 white recovery
can we stop posting about sex It's not like I'll ever have any anyway
>>553725896In my experience, you're gonna have a hard time maxing speed with Kingu and Kita, I'd borrow MLB Biko and go for 3 SR Wit cards if you have them, that's what I did, it might take a few tries to get a good high roll but it's probably more consistent
>>553726346same. been too busy shitposting
Everyone, I've just completed my latest Mihono Bourbon career.
>>553726627Woah. How’d it go?
>>553726303You'll have to trust your gut on this one. There's a decent chance your actual CM matches won't have many (or any) fronts and you'll wish you had A&S
>>553726453Dad would beat that commie skank with no effort
she cant win public roomsits so over for me bros
>>553726346I capped the event so no more dailiesdanCHUD is just gonna deal with it
>>553726273How many arrows > a rainbow? A double rainbow?>>553726432Is a 2* Finemo better than the SR's or do I go for uuuuh Tachyon or one of the other MLB's?
>>553726693It was merely okay.
>>553726721true. DICKta striker is PEAK (as in cap)
>>553726762that's like 1400 effective speed too wow
>>553726806You should do another. Maybe it will go even better.
I don't like this game
>>553725583Mackie's feet looking mighty delicious back there, she needs a massage right this instant
Is SPEED STAR worth using on Pace? It feels like it usually procs at a good time but I'm not sure how effective it is.
>>553726762You’ve mixed up the Pace and End builds. You need groundwork for A and S.
>slow metabolism
>>553726801if you count each rainbow each bubble and each bond as 1 it will be pretty close
>>553727007It's good on arima, I like it, but it tends to be expensive though so grab corners before considering it
>>553727053uma stan>gw tho
>>553726801Double rainbow always wins but otherwise what I do isunfilled friendship gauge + arrow > rainbow + 2 arrows > 2+ arrows > rainbow + arrow
sex
>>553727220Genti sexxx.
>>553727007duration seems so low to bother with
>>553727180This is a dishonest uma.
>>553726762Nothing personel metafaggot buhi, Arima is for front chads only
>>553727292>squashed boobs lying downthis is quite marvelous indeed
>>553727259Thanks.
>>553727367you can check the thread a couple days ago. Obuhi with umastan consistently took the lead over Obuhi's with gw. Obviously the best outcome is having both but if you had to pick one, go with umastan.
Oguri feet
>>553726141Thanks for sharing this I think I accidentally deleted mine
>>553727396Stupid seiun sky won't look so smug after I violently plow her while choking her out and nakadashi without protection + cuddle afterwards
>>553727469I am immune to this gaslight.
>>553727180truth nuke
starving
>>553727396Seiun will save us all
>>553727396This but unironically, I rarely if ever see Oguri win in a room with strong fronts
>>553727327Are we gonna get this big tit babe soon? Want
>>553727396>get buhi'd>1* rikoactually got me seething
>>553724342Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>553727968It’s like watching the dog you’ve been training for years go off with someone else
Wtf you can only get shards once per day? This is nothing.
Does anyone have a screenshot of Opera's detailed unique before it got buffed? Wondering if Fine's unique is an okay inherit...
Masterful Gambit is a terrible skill correct? I keep getting max hint levels for it but I shant be tricked!
>>553727968>ramonu trying to be a homewrecker again like in Still’s storyWhy is this hag such a whore goddamn
>the best grandparent out of 20 runsSave me spark reroll-sama
>>553728426on goldship? yea you dont want her to be in the back late racemaybe on some other End that plans to gamble and explode all in late race could be good but idk
>>553728225In 2028. Sorry.
>>553728192Falco CUTE
>>553728295It would kill casuals to do more than 1 run a dayImagine a casual that was a Gold Shitty fan and they needed to do multiple careers to collect them all, they would break down crying
>>553728578Delaying global by 5 years was beyond retarded.
>>5537286471/3 of a run. You can abandon it immediately after.
>>553728578God fuckAre we ever gonna catch up?
>>553728504She's a racist (racing autist). It's not her fault that her cryptic way of talking about her love for racing gets misinterpreted by everyone else.
>NARITA TAISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>553728841FUJI KISEKIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>553728578I'm gonna cry
>>553728841TAIIIISSSSSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>553728805The game will catch up, not sure if I can say the same thing about the playerbase.
>>553728841MARUZENSKYYYYYY
>>553728886
they're getting too powerful
>>553729031...
>>553729108Beyonce?
>>553729135
Point and laugh. At least I got a 3* speed 2* long for my troubles.
>>553729260
>>553727968A jealous Uma is a dangerous Uma
WTF is this?
When the ashen monster hits the jackpot...https://files.catbox.moe/nhmc74.mp4
>>553729031
Chu~
>>553728578I will quote this post in 2028 and make you all see that it didn't feel so long after all.
>>553729354
>>553728834that bitch knows what she's doing she's constantly dropping sexual innuendos
>>553729490Fuck you the inevitable passing of time is my biggest fear
umankolover69
>>553729495
How long until spark reroll or anytime use Alarm Clocks?
>>553725042Nah that's right, the gaslight stam requirements are like 1k + 1 gold
>>553729653
I want to take in game screenshots of Bamboo Memory…but that means I have to run her support card…
>>553729614Plus we're ojisans, so time goes by faster and faster.
>>553729490I will quote your quote and nananana...I dunno.
>>553729260woof woof!
>>553729031>Hey Trainer, what if I were to unzip your trousers and stick your dick under this tie? Just kidding of course, did you like my act ;)
>>553729785
I've noticed a pattern: If there is no C.Oguri in the room, I win.
>>553729816I’ll be 35 fuck me I’m ancient
>>553729628thats me wtf
>>553729614Time is passing you by right nowWhat are going to do big boy
>>553729816>>553730006Cobwebs all over unc 1 and 2
>>553730068rape teio I guess
>>553729402New event you get star pieces for racing in certain races
why is there so much fucking porn spamgo to /e/ or /h/ you retards
>>553729787Look at the size of her ears...
Time just passed over my house!
>>553729458Kissing Creek, on the lips
>>553730251She is, in fact, all ears
>>553730189Getting swept by jannies big thick girthy broom is this general's gay fetish
Think I'm burning out.
>>553729952I don't have any more unique umas staring at the camera...
>>553730503
>>553726453
>>553730605God I wish I was her
>>553730503looks like I win then
End closer xguri when she early ults...anyone try building an end closer? Anyone with sucess?https://files.catbox.moe/9yg0oo.mp4
>>553730503>>553730716What happens now?
>>553730597>>553730716You win this round, staring-uma anons, but I'll be back with more umas one day.
>>553730251Donkey club donkey club
>>553728147is it fronts with suzuka though or just regular fronts
>>553730605cute couple
>>553730491The solution is cardio.
umamusume body part
>>553729787I've only got her R card and only unlocked one of the two events from it so my screenshot potential is limited, but have another.
>>553725250What is it for Hoguri to ensure a non-delayed spurt as pace chaser?
>>553731220700 + 4 whites
are there any videos anymore of people trying Uma musume like there were when the game started but jumping straight into Unity Cup?
>>553731201I thought I had a lot of reaction images where the uma is staring straight at the camera. I'm being massacred out here...
>>553731018>>553731227
>Sweep's event doesn't give straightaway spurt three times in a row in the first 15mins of the day in 3 runs.Welp there goes my three borrows. I guess I'll play this game tomorrow. I refuse to play this game with inspiration spark RNG.
it's funny to see as the big drop of happens how people's shift in favorites changes as it slowly just becomes the sweats who stay behind and their autistic Uma's compared to before
>>553730889Regular fronts.
>>553731520that's a dog, or a cat?
>>553728841Taishinlover?
>>553727292hoory marvelous...
>>553731187Thank you!! I will spend some TP to borrow her SSR later on tonight
>>553731586some weak ass hoguris then if they cant overtake a regular front that isn't getting a suzuka nsm proc
What if mooma moosumay but they have knifes and swordsAnd guns
>>553731585I think an LLM wrote this post.
>>553731743i'm basically more AI than human that's how autistic I am, personally I'm waiting for humans downfall so robots can take over
>>553731840>im so quirky teehee xdPost tits
wife groove
Thoughts?
>>553731840I'm waiting on your downfall
>>553731714If fronts don't waste SP on NSM and get midrace instead it's surprisingly hard to catch up to them even for a 1k wit pace.
I CANT LOGIN FIX YOUR SHIT CYJEWS
Agnes Tachyon doesn't shower daily.
>>553732146it's tuesday
>>553732193forcing tachyon into the bath like a cat
>>553732193cute
>>553732193I give her hourly tongue baths
>>553732096sexiest horse (in the global version)
>>553732096Built for Suzuka
>>553732440Who is the sexiest if you also include JP, in your opinion?
>>553732193that's your job torena, you have to bath her
I always thought it would be cool if the umas had different feet that human ones>it would just be hooves or really ugly fur feet with hooved-toesI fully acknowledge that it doesn’t work and regular feet in heels/silly tennis shoes with horseshoes attached is the best solution. But at the same time it makes me feel like a witlet to want cool fantasy feet for the umas but not actually be able to think of anything that would look good like pic related
>>553732124Her trainer is a lucky woman.
>>553732141Im still curious what Statline+ skills a front runner wants outside of angling gw combo+ taking the lead like how many mid skills do they want? Been trying out a front runner daiwa and its not been that successful.
>>553732712ramonu or gentil
>>553732626
Kissing Helios lower lips
Sagittarius room again because I have a new Long S75627200
>>553731227I like all the fan art these two are getting
>>553732712I can't usefully answer because I only know the global version. I only specified because I didn't want to provoke anybody who was into some Japan-only horse.
>Get Long S finally for Mejiro Dober>I think this is finally gonna be the run>Flunk last Unity Cup race with double circles>No rainbows at all in the URA racesBack to the mines I guess
>>553732886I'm not bothering with groundworks for mid race skills, and it's not even that bad. Given that I am not bothering with groundworks because I do not have a groundworks parent
Such a bullshit how my fronts can lead for 90% of the race and xoguri just procs her ult, angling, and wins
>>553732886I think NSM is not required, and the skills you listed + any recoveries necessary + everything else on midrace is what I'm seeing win the most in test lobbies.As for statlines, 1.2k speed, 850 - 900 stam, 700+ power and everything else into wit. If you're C***** the Maru and Seiun I sent into your room last thread actually have a pretty good winrate in the public lobbies, just that they both failed their recovery procs and so flopped hard when it mattered.
>>553733083>I didn't want to provokedude who cares?
>>553732805I wouldn't have a problem with hooves. I guess you might need a tapering coat of fur around the ankles to make them fit in decently with the otherwise humanlike body. That might not work great, unless the legs were mostly furry which wouldn't be my preference. Hooves themselves look cool though.
>trying to build a team trial Xmas Oguri for Dirt as a late surger>constantly get only 1-2 of my supports finishing their chains so I never get golds to buyI fucking can't take this shit any more. 99% of careers are a waste of time where you are just chosen at the start to get fucked no matter what you do in it.
>>553730605>>553731520>>553731227When are we getting Dick Kicker in game?
what does this city icon mean?do i get a free city if i win?
>Tried to Gutsmaxxx>Dies in Sag roomHow does the Guts conversion into HP work? Like 1100 Stam + 500 Guts would obviously be enough, but the inverse doesn’t
>>553724342Sorry danchou Im not playing today cause I cant login
>>553733303It would have mildly annoyed me.
>>553733603>How does the Guts conversion into HP work?It does not work that way. Guts reduces your stamina consumption multiplier. If you don't have stamina in the first place then you die. You need 800 stam 901 guts.
>>553733298Hmm I see ill have to keep testing since my end oguri is just a gamble horse lol
BIWA HAYAHIDE IS SO DAMN PRETTY WHAT THE FUCK WHY SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FANS SHE IS BEAUTIFUL HER CHRISTMAS OUTFIT IS FANTASTIC HER HAIR IS LUSTROUS SILKY SMOOTH I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE IS STUNNING RUNNING ON THAT RED DRESS REAL WOMEN COULD NEVER COMPETE SHE IS TOO SMART AND LOGICAL FOR A FEMALE WHO ARE EMOTIONAL AND IRRATIONAL I THINK SHE IS CURSED AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>553733830Because she's a pain in the ass to career forGenuinely I want to cut my balls off whenever I do a Biwa run and the only things that save me are her silly dances and her smile
>>553733603guts only works during late-race as a way to reduce your HP consumption. Also decreases your minimum speed if you gas out.
what are they talking about?
Uma Girlfeets Fact # 8,067: Uma girlfeets are cute!Uma Girlfeets Fact # 7,937: Uma girlfeets are EXTREMELY smelly!Uma Girlfeets Fact # 1,356: Uma girlfeets are stinky!Uma Girlfeets Fact # 4,551: Some Uma girlfeets have dairy/cheese base smell, while some have a sharper more vinegary base!
>>553733830>WHY SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FANSShe's in my top 5 though?
>>553733830I think this guy is the only dedicated artist she has
>>553733830The ones impulse pulling for her ate shit due to no cards and quit the game
>>553734127Give me an uma feet fact about gyarus
Digitan LOVE
Any uma experts know if I could win with ~720 stam, 450ish guts and 2 gold heals on Taishin
>Biwawa gives me her hot spring ticket on my 3rd run with her>Brian took me exactly 50 runsMy oshiwife's sister is much nicer to me...
>>553733830As a glasses wearerI fucking hate glasses
>>553725934Yes!
>>553732124I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will listen to the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mamaI will be happy
>>553734640creature
>>553733830they sabotaged her popularity by making her abilities in game suck balls
>>553734596I think you're dead if you're in bad/awful mood.
>>553732978I refuse to believe I deserved to lose this. The fuck you mean my golshi loses because she's in 4th and can't use dober's skill...
>>553733830She looks like a grandma.
>>553734950Wait a second... what's going on here... I thought this was a 3 front meta cm? bwos?
licking tamamo’s armpits
Need one more for my team or I am just reusing Libra Taishin. Does C.Biwa work well as a Late Surger? I like her dress.
>>553732626hard to choose between AGxSuzu / TaikixSuzu. Not even explicitly yuri but just their dynamics are fun to think about. Polar opposites in different ways.
>>553735215What about her umanko
taishin actually fucks this cm, mine keeps winning rooms even when she doesn't proc a recovery
>>553735215she is too erotic. how is this allowed?
>>553734950libra aces win again
>>553734849D'oh I figuredOne last attempt for today then, thanks anon
>>553734354Gyaru Girlfeets Fact # 5,690: Due to the boots that they wear, which often have thick, fluffy lining, gyarus have the stinkiest smelliest girlfeets imaginable! Gyaru girlfeets are absolutely eye-wateringly, sinus-meltingly stinky! When a Gyaru removes her boots and exposes her cute smelly stinky feets, the room is instantly flooded with a cheesy, vinegary smell with a sharp, almost "game-y" (think like goat milk or cheese) odor! Gyrarus have absolutely RANCID girlfeets! Gyaru Girlfeets Fact # 5,691: Some gyarus are almost smug or proud about how smelly their stinky smelly girlfeets are, and enjoy pulling off their boots to watch everyone wretch and run away! This type of gyaru will giggle as she puts her smelly cheesy vinegary sour cream and onion dipy picklejuicy Dorito corn chippy in your face! If you enjoy the smell, she will instantly fall in love with you!Gyaru Girlfeets Fact # 5,692 (KWAB): ...However, that is very much the exception! The majority of gyarus are very embarrassed about how smelly and sweaty their boots make their stinky cheesy girlfeets, and will get very flustered if you tease them about it!Gyaru Girlfeets Fact # 8,335: Gyaru girlfeets are cute and smelly!
>>553735310I love me some potential. What deck and inheritance are you using? Does she proc it often?
the only reason i like tamamo is for her micro umanko cuz my dick is only 13cm erect so it will feel massive for her
>>553731714you gotta understand how much the track makes a difference. There's no need for runaway suzu - my pace promote xogu can go 100% winrate against 15.5k ENDs. But she had a hard time overtaking a 15k sky+s.maru combo. However, a single front generally fails. I'm not sure about 3+ - haven't tried thatThis isn't like Libra where even a cracked sky hitting A&S had basically zero chance against a strong END
>>553735215imagine just picking her up and putting her places
>>553735493alright anon, i think its time to go outside for a while
Going from long career to sprint career is fucking insane. Long CMs are basically CBT while sprint is the most chill thing imaginable since you get to spam wit cards and get giga energy recovery.
>>553735265licking her micromanko too>>553735341im all in for her pits outfit
I haven't been paying attention, when did they start doing this?
Do we get more cards with Head On later or is this festival Mayano the best?
>>553725934Nyes, absolutely.
for me it's manhattan digital
>Do five team races and three daily races>Green wuman only opens her shop ONCEAAAA PUT THE PEAK JOY TEIO STARS IN THE BAG
>>553733830bigwa hayaheade
>>553735493Teasing Gold City and Helios snifffff
>>553735215Tamamo can be sexy too
>>553735223>Does C.Biwa work well as a Late Surger? her unique requires her to stay between 1st and 4th place from early race (five seconds after the start) until halfway through the race
>>553735695Today.
>>553735740Yes, but all of them are mediocre until we get El Condor Pasa spd and Mejiro McQueen wit cards
>>553735785her head is not that big
>how to persuade a club member into having sex with me
Reminder to get 7 hours of rest a dayhehe
>>553735648built for reverse suspended congress full nelson sex
>>553735867With the star pieces from this I will finally get my very own Tokai Teio!
>>553735773I've had bad luck with shops today too. HOWEVER I already have Teio at 4 stars.
>>553728295Is the shard thing new? I saw a race marked with that during career so I took it, but I hadn't noticed it any previous day.
>>553736073CURREN IS A WHORE
>>553736073Don't do it, danchou.
>>553735861>Anon who said front run with her wasn't lying Oh....
>>553736101It's the anime Teio stars...
>>553736110Bragging little brat
>>553735976How far away is that?
>>553735215
>>553735867Was wondering where the fuck that news info was because it wasn't in the notices and finally saw the little thing at the bottom left side
>>553735209it appears to be a golshigame cm where you get brocked and proc NSM then you win
>>5537355498* stam 6* power and 1* wit on my shitty parentthis CM is the first time I'm using her so I didn't know about that retarded condition on sleeping lion, she often ends up very close to pace chasers due to uma stan so she doesn't proc the recovery but still can win and doesn't even die at the end, I think high wit helps with stamina consumption but I wonder how delayed her spurt is
curren_chan penis_on_face imminent_sex
>>553733465After we get WILD JOKER herself
>>553736087can you cast a good dreams spell so I don't have nightmares again...
>>553735684But it's cold where I live, so girls are marinating their girlfeets in their boots instead of exposing them for me to smell!
>>553733465never ever lmao>>553731626both
>thought the run was going good>no maestroggs
>>553735690don't forget about the tummy
>>553736320what the hell
All spark is different from the paid "pick anything before VBourbon" banner, right?
>>553736640Correct
>>553736320don't do that...
Every time you guys say All Spark I think of Transformers
Absolutely FUMING about the last loss and making a new Sagi room 27263875
>>553736640All spark is No Rate Up, sprak anyone. The other one's "buy the Uma you want for 20 bucks"
>>553734950Tbf my goldship and mayano are filler rn... im still trying to see if running 2 fr is better overall with my end guri.
>>553736320nyo...
>>553736290
>>553736906AIEEEEEEEEE WHAT IS THAT
>>553736865>>553736823Just making sure, that means I can get both of the umas I want
What's worse, trying to inherit Straightaway Spurt, or running Air Shakur wit?
>>553736907Hehe! It's raping teio day!
>>553736906now THAT is a good cryer
>>553736906Its okay Tamamo mines smaller
>>553736997Which one do you want? I'm debating whether to spend on those, there's a few umas I want that don't have, but none that I want so badly that 30K carats/20 bucks for it is a no brainer.
>>553736906Tamamo truly is Korean at heart
>>553736967Her boobs are not that big.
>>553737168Taishin and Seiun. I was thinking of Suzuka but I dont feel like running oonige
>>553737042What the hell...
>>553737029surely you have a straightaway parent built by now
>>553737029running air shakur is good for Open league as it tanks the stats like an active debuff making it easy to stay below B+
>>553737029just inherit it's not worth it running shit cards
another day, another bakubrick
>>553737389Surely you've memorized the taste of my testes by now?
>>553737042
>>553737218The evil... has grown...
>got slow metab early>waste multiple rainbows>2 infirm no go>forget to race for fans>borrow wastedwell that might be a low for this retarded toreina
What is a Mejiro maker
i haven't done my dailies yet
cm8 rooms...
>>553736814>my goldship is too ahead to proc beyond againso, what did I do wrong? It worked just because of NSM saving my ass
>>553736906You may not like it but this is what peak cryer looks like
>>553737805I want to grief more rooms with my SHIT compangling on pace...meme...need to see a room with no fronts even tho finals will 100% have them
sweepy gets stuck at the support card selection after the first run and it spam clicks the top right cornerit also won't stop unless I close ithelp me sweepy dev aiiieeeeee
>>553738046YADA
>>553738046>and it spam clicks the top right cornerWow I sure hope cygames doesn't look into this :^)
>>553737947too bad anon, I've been winning those non-front rooms with my angling pace chaser daiwa scarlet
>>553738046hehe...
>>553737820but is rice a good girl?
>>553738285card games on... uma??
>>553738046hehe... you want me to do the work for you? YADA
>>553738046It works for me doeTry to disable keep alive in background if Ur using mumu
>>553738285>5Witnessed.
>>553738046sweepy dev is long gone
https://litter.catbox.moe/tuclkq.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/cl96lc.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/e36uy4.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/p9c1u3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r7fucn.png
>>553738010This is a canon event
Some trainees have a lot more events than others. Out of all the ones I've got, the highest is 101 and the lowest is 87. Are there any other umas who have more than 101 events?
Danchou wants to have a 1 on 1 meeting on discord
>3 borrows where i got long s but failed to hit stat goalsim fucking crying
>>553724342Guys what is this, why is Gold City there? This is the first time I've seen this.
The Unity Cup final is pure RNG. I don't give a fuck what anyone says.
>>553738606Brian has 114
>>553738835Brian favoritism...
>>553738285I kneel...>>553738797>The Unity Cup final is pure RNG.Anon, the entire game is pure RNG
>>553738672Limited time event. Info is in the scrolling news in the bottom left of the home screen instead of the news icon on the right.
We all love HOOOEH ARIGTOU but Fuku just fucking screeches when she wins
wow, so this is the power of sweepybotthe combined efforts of a massive database, an incomprehensibly fast calculator, and pure infallible logicthis sure was worth the effort...
>>553738606Curren Chan has 153
>>553738434thanks I'll try that...
>>553739036>He thinks the bot will play HIS PERSONAL bot PERFECTLY with the DEFAULT SETTINGSlmao retard
>>553739036>He tried to build aces with the fan/parent-farming botHow much of a shitter do you have to be to do this
>>553739036what deck lmao
>>553738606>Winning Ticket: 0/94wtf anon
Tickezo won the DAHBIIII against Biwa by a WHAT!?
>>553739036um the bot is just for the danchud quota bwo...
>>553739251Might as well have Distanced her
>>553738606Everyone potential 5 except Urara...
room5352731453527314
>>553739036no need to gatekeep the bot when retards gatekeep themselves from using it right
>>553738285
>>553736242>But you buff her mile from C to A, she becomes a decent parent where her inherited ult is basically Fast-Paced that pacers can also use sometimesAt least she has that, haha...
>>553739197After watching her main story I feel like I've had enough of Winning Ticket to last a lifetime.>>553739354I'm going to pot5 her next but I don't have the money right now.
>>553738554Ace should NOT have a penis
>>553739515JACK MY HERO
uh oh bwos I'm a zoomer now..>>553738606I like events that can repeat like Rice's lucky coin and Natie's squid delivery. I swear I got Nature's squid one like four times in a single run, they start to stack...? Liking these new additions, are they the last ones we will ever get?
GO GRANDPA!!
>>553739546>ace has a penisoh let me guess its the yuri tranny spamming the thread with his gay bullshit again?
>>553739645Five catbox images, three "normal", two where a futa Ace is watching a man rail a non-futa CB
>>553738606Daiwa Scarlet is one point away from having her Potential and bust size match.
>>553739604>now
>everyone who posts yuri is a trannyCan't tell if young bwo who bases his life around Twitter or old fuck who thinks the water is turning the horses gay
>>553739439>Actual ace runaway Suzuka
uh oh yuri meltyyyyyyyyy
>>553739765>CBisn't that Palmer?
>>553739898Any sauce for that plump Daiwa?
https://jiggie.fun/umadacci
>>553739992you're right, also fuck you for making me check
>>553739881In either case they're very insecure.
>>553740049https://x.com/mewmaster93/status/2009354419700134135
Fat fuck eating ASMRhttps://x.com/ouma_channel/status/2010685589394468983?s=20
>>553739910yeah it wins rooms. couldn't make it work for cm6 but it works fine this time
>>553739439shout-out to the bignig
Hello friends!!! Dad is in the hospital and I left after I spent most of the day there! He’s feeling better but tomorrow we’ll get the results. I think it’s his foot that’s infected due to diabetes. Hopefully not! I am now home! Good night friends!
>>553739645Sadly
>>553740210hot
>>553724342did they add dog racing? I thought guys were only horses?
>>553740290umasumi
>>553740290hopefully he recovers fast. good night baby uma friend
>>553740210Nyooo I'm not at home nooow
>>553740254Probably because angling was more delayed back then + a longer final straight. Angling has pretty much no delays here so she can win. Shit anon you might've convinced me to run her as my third instead of half-assing a Gold Ship.
At least give me the long S...
>>553740105MY FUARKING HEROI LOVE BIG UMAS (AND SHORT UMAS WITH BIG ASSETS)
Why does Gold city run Juvenile Fillies in her story?
test
>>553740713She was a juvenil filly once
>>553740779hes dead, get over it anon. there are better wrestlers
>>553738046SWEEPY ANYON PLEASE WAKE UP MY DANCHOU IS GETTING MAD
>>553740713she ran it IRL when it had a different name
>>553739036That's enough to farm 9*s
MURIIII
gnlove you /uma/
>>553740869LAZY NIGGER JUST DO A FEW MARUZENSKY RUNS
>>553740967The rent seems to be free
>>553741102Love you too
>>553740869yada
how do you guys cope when a run that starts great suddenly goes downhill and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>>553741214The horse that cheats on you behind your back
>>553741102love you spechud
/sweepbot/ general
erotic
Making sag rooms until someone gets gambled on by my oguri (itll be a lot of rooms lol)831807597163888191295388
>>553741306glue the run, take a break and pray for better luck
>>553741306I cry and I pray for multiple double rainbow turns after the 2nd summer
>>553741306I start farming fans
>>553741306I stop caring a start gambling on 60% failure rateseven if I win it doesn't fix the final stats, they0re still dogshit at the end of the run but atleast I got some extra dopamine
>>553741306I'll let you know in about 20 minutes
>>553741306That's the nature of the game we play. Move on to the next run
>>553741340What the fuck is a horse you stupid bitch ass retard>cheats on youFuck off with your dogshit fetish seabrown idiot
I wanna try and make an End Closer C.Oguri.Should I drop Fine Motion for SSR Sweep to get Spurt and replace Biko for SR Tachyon?How much stam should I aim for?
>placing 2nd and 3rd in room matchesFuck yeah. I can now collect my 3rd place A finals gibs.
>>553740254how well does she do against lobbies with 2 other fronts? i've seen some suzukas but they all gas out
>>553741306Pivot to parent and/or fan farming run
is 2 greens and taking the lead good enough for groundwork?
Fat ass grass
>>553741306I simply live with the pain.
Nooo the CB propaganda is back
>>553741467Dangerous succubus
>>553741306Finish the run, then close the game and do something else for a bit.
>>553741763sex
How much RAM does a phone need to play this game comfortably?Not optimally, but at least above "barely playable"
girlfeets
>>553741576>named NTR>NTRs youWhy did you pick her as your oshi
>>553741746I'm actually running triple front. It's completely random whether Suzuka gets overtaken or not. Like last CM if she spot struggles with another Suzuka she's dead
>>553741763Mr CB? More like Mr Sex AM I RIGHT BOYS!?
>>553741754Nyes
>>553741474Lmao I got the gamble and barely lost...33673795
>>553741746Runaways don't have significantly higher stamina consumption unless they spot struggle another runaway, this was proven last CM. Just gotta witmax and spam midrace to stay ahead of the normal fronts because runaway has the worst midrace speed modifier in the game.
>>553741930Nature, permission to sniff
>>5537418972Gigs, you probably want at least that if you wanna use the phone for anything4Gigs is a lot more comfortable though
>>553741763i would cock AND ball this mister
i think the one thing i like about fan runs is that even when things go to shit, i can at least take solace in the fact that i expect nothing out of this run aside from a big number at the end
>trying my best with fan runs>club continues to declineseems like its time to say good bye to dancho...
>>553741306I cope knowing I prefer that over runs where I draw/lose the first Unity race, lose a critical <12% training, anything where I fall behind, when inspirations give me S distance and Groundwork skillsets. Kind of sucks getting that when my cards fucking off from speed left me with 500 speed going into SENIOR year.
I fell for CB again
>>553742089>4Gigs is a lot more comfortable thoughCool, that's how much my phone has actually.I have always been the kind of person who buys budget phones and I know better models have significantly more than that, so I was worried 4 would be the absolute minimum, a very choppy experience. Thanks for the input m8
Hahaha...this is gonna be a lot of rooms 60344724
>>553742019i donet get it...
>>553732124Runs with her are so much more fun now that the debuff is reduced to 2%. Thanks to Kitasex' buff you can negate it completely.
Speaking of clubsDANCHOOOOU WE'RE STILL 29/30 WE ONLY HAVE A DAY LEFT TO RECRUIT
>>553742279Danchou here. We'll save it, I promise.
>>553742408FRONTGAWDS
Mambo Number 5.
>>553742475AUTIS/uma/ BROS, NOT LIKE THIS
>>553742415Yes, it's enough
>>553742585Nice get.
My gamble horse can't be this jobber.....(she is) 91888446
>fronts are winning rooms now that someone told them to bring suzukafucking hell
>>553742319NTA, but the Steam version eats around 1.2-2.8GB in the main menu.>Why the very varied numberWindows Task Manager says 1.2, while Process Hacker(System Informer) says 2.8, the latter includes the OSs page-file.>>553742505Wanna fucking bet? I know you're not him, but the club is on the edge of rank dropping.
>>553742585
>>553742609OUR NEW CLUB IS DYING ALREADY
>b+ /uma/ club>a few crazy ass toreina's>several deadbeat flatliners>me in the middle comfortably doing 1 or 2 runs day
MAYANO TOP GUNNY
Sorry Danchode, training for the Sprint CM instead
>>553741306My danchou wouldn't like it if I discarded 300k+ fans just because the run was going to shit
>>553742808>>553742609>>553742475i mean cant you still recruit past the 15th? itd just not be beneficial for the person joining is all
>>553742475>>553742609Oh, the invitee from yesterday joined a different club? They might have gotten sniped from a wandering discord club. If anyone wants a space in Autis/uma/, you can apply at the ID in the rentry in the OP or reply to this post with your ID.
>>553742475DANCHOOOOOOOOOU IS THIS TRUE
>>553742786Forgot the image
>>553742895It'd be the most beneficial for the person joining
>>553741340TopRo-chan would NEVER
>>553742791>the Steam version eats around 1.2-2.8GB in the main menu.OK so I take it even during resource intensive moments it hovers around 3, that's reassuring.Thank you too friend, for the info.
>>553742869Your 500k+ fans Maruzensky parent run?
>>553742894Cute Narita Brian
>>553742789They were always strong for Sag and even without Suzuka, retards just don't know how to build them and think it's like Libra.
>>553743065Yada
>>553743006I'd check my phone, or emulator, but I'm too lazy to find out about task manager like programs for android.Just remember that this is a Japanese gacha phone game from February 2021, while the original announcement was all the way back in 2016... Granted the game changed quite a lot since then, but it's very much meant to be a low tech phone game for the masses.
>>553743065>500k fans>MaruzenskyYou should be able to hit 1million with how overpowered her unique is for career.
>>553742927ONE LUCKY ANON WILL GET TO BE IN THE NEWEST AND FRESHEST /uma/ CLUB our danchou is fun pls join
Do you take 3 or 4 recoveries for XOguri?
>>553741521We made it
Hahaha haha.... she will hit eventually didnt get the results for that last race but front maru won front gods I kneel..47562018
>>553743406AND its A+ rank! Think of all the freebies you get! Just by doing a couple of runs!
>>553743159
>>553743302Sweaty post-exercise paizuri with Ardan..
>>5537434133 is gamble core, 4 is a safety net
>>553743310That's me! I'm the masses
She needed three clocks to win the Takamatsunomiya Kinen (soft surface conditions). Say something nice about her.
>>553727292this tuesday is truly marvelous
>>553743534
>>553743487Uma wife
Surely she didn't do this on purpose?
>>553743445anon... the timer... you can start...
>>553743553Forgot pic of course
>>553743553She's uhhhhhh really good at blending in because I can't see her.
>>553743445This was the result with front Maru win
>>553743549More like you have two big MASSES
Front gods i kneel28462763
How much stam and recoveries do I need on front s.maru?
>>553743750Don't worry king mant will fix everything
>>553743623THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>553743728I'm not marrying an uma that smells like feet
>>553743750She has first-rate asthma
>>553743809nyo
>>553743445sorry i POTENTIAL'd you anon...
>>553742939If they ran off to some discord club, they weren't a real Autis/uma/ gamer in the first place. We don't need them.Of course, if any other anons want to join us, they can apply at club ID 231973146 or reply with their Trainer ID with /uma/ in their bio for an invite, but that's besides the point.
>>553743623Yup, I did that.
>>553743728I don't marry villains, they smell and I don't like Rice in particular
>>553743781I need to see the d*ck of that seiun...
>>553743814No one was asking you to marry Tachyon.
>>553744015Urara would never say this.
>>553744053I'll take one for the team and marry Tachyon.
Ikuno... Dictus...
>>553744053No, I will be the one marrying Tachyon.
mayacchi suck on this cmshe gets squirt but her ult sucks and no midraceend B also matters because of the downhill
>Turn 17>6 Unity TrainingsThis is not the run...
My potential horse.... her potentials are not potentialing...she needs more stam ngl lol59653485
>>553744053She won't smell if you bath her daily
>>553744289I had one of those earlier. Sometimes there's nothing you can do.
>>553743781Please post hakuraku. I want to see how that Suzuka works, I know it's witgod's strat but I don't have a Suzuka to build one.
>>553743809Any proof she's your wife?
>>553743553>>553743750>Takamatsunomiya Kinenalways takes me a clock or twobut wtf are those stats, you're in senior year, bwo
>>553744272Gonna spurt after a Mayacchi suck
HALU ULALAGANBALIMAAAAASU
>>553744437Sorry anon...I didnt grab it... maybe the anon will post the umas... sorryAlso once again my potential keeps on potenialing....hahaha...35301009
>>553744548The most cursed parent run I've had in months
>>553744272>her ult sucksFrom my testing, her unique procs consistently if you do triple pace or triple front. Her unique is just incompatible with how end or late plays, they tend to take off as soon as late-race start so no one is near Mayano.
this bitch just lost 4 in a row as #1 favored
>>553743923straightaway spurting into that chest
>>553743923How for (you) is Ardan?
>Taishin is so insecure about her size that she dreams of her friends being the size of grains of riceThis shit slays me
What does an S rank uma run look like? My unity cup record is like 13k and it was a miracle run.
Anons I think im starting to not believe in endcloser > pace chaser 34838829
>>553744894rice the uma or grains of rice
>>553744959you mean the grains of rice the uma?
my face when I will have to farm 1/30th more fans this month because no brave anon is requesting to join the newest /uma/ club (A+) ID 231973146, 29/30 one spot left
>>553744894Umas have strange dreams, Creek dreaming about how her training transforms into a baby is strange
>>553744880very
>>553745087Sorry I'm poaching every trainer ID that gets posted here for my discord club
This is gonna be a loooong night....Also nice seeing a daiwa win45108367
>>553745105When is she coming to global?
>>553724342What makes Mayano the sexiest Uma?
>>553745224soon
>>553744959Ok but what are grains of rice the uma
>>553744934I think the Ideal recovery set for End XOguri is Standing By, Ignited Spirit STA, Straight, and 777. I don't have nearly the patience to create parents for that, though.
>>553745246Kusogaki vibes?
>>553745153I know, you tried to poach me too... but I have standards
>>553745087umaooo took them all
sex with mejiro ardan and mejiro ardan nonnies
I want to jerk off to mayacchi but I might lose the next /uma/ room if I do... decisions...
I think I got poached by an external club, thinking it was one from here
/uma/ tell me about your day
>>553745105can i get the full version of this please anon
>>55374531557569600 I kinda like after school stroll over standing by desu im personally not that fond of 777 but I might have to try it out....
>>553744934Correct because it's really>Lobby full of fronts >> X Oguri >>> Endcloser > Pace Chasers > Lates (in this CM)
>>553744437Suzuka support to up the pace, its better for my front to pass and Angling and Scheming asap
>>553745521Yeah, it happens, it's not actually a big deal, but we will tease you for it
>>553745538Pretty alright. Heart is still acting up, like the last months, but besides that it's been pretty okay.How bout you?
If I forgot to claim my daily rewards, do they dissapear or they go to the gifts?
>/uma/ getting buck broken by frontgawds>againlmao
Is the career seed bad today or something? 3 shitty borrowed runs with a bunch of bad events and shit training
>>553745703They go into gifts
>>553745691I found out my car has a performance shift mode.I'm at the gas station again after filling up yesterday.
>>553745657At least we constantly get A+ rewards>>553745797T
>>553744809>Playtime's Over!>You and Me! One-on-One!>Wet Conditions ◎>Tail Held High>Taking the Lead>Rising Dragon>FlashyLanding>Fast & Furious>OMG! (ﾟ∀ﾟ) The Final Sprint! >Super-Duper Climax>Straightaway Spurt>Deep Breaths>Call Me King
>>553745703You can ignore daily rewards and the event coins but not the ones on the third tab ie. "RACE CELEBRATION" rewards those don't go to the mailbox.
23051232Other end closer xguri anon has she been running alright for you? also my oguri decided to proc ult late yippie!
>>553745538I was smelling my balls while we were having our online classes
>>553745838Oops I miss click
>>553745556The anon that made it is in the process of updating it, so if some uma isn't here now, she will be in the future
>>553745915She runs alright only missing stats
>>553745921Don't use my wife to say disgusting things
>>553745921TMI bro
Helios wouldn't say that
>>553745768I've had more practice poor events this week than I've ever had playing this game (at least it feels like). I think the RNG got fucked with.
>>553746002thank you!
>>553745921why are you still in highschool
How bad of an idea is it to use the paid anni selector on VBourbon instead of XOguri if i play frontI want to roll on FineMo (support) but I'd have to skip VBourbon or get lucky
>>553745538Managed to get chatgpt to create a program that fully automates soundposting after soundposting was brought up last thread.
>>553745105Wait KSM dies in her career or what happens?
>>553726801According to this tier list, 2LB Finemo is better than most SRs except for Tachyon and Matikanefukukitaruhttps://uma.moe/tierlist
>>553746160Can't.
80638527This room had a rematch and expected i lost lol my oguri will hit and itll be glorious ull see anons!
>>553746160The anni selector doesn't include VBourbon
>>553745768i lowrolled for the first time in weeks today
>>553746264I think you gotta go back to the mines
>>553746281>>553746263FUCKguess I'll have to do it the hard way instead...
>It's another "Fine Motion hides for the entirely of Junior Year" runShe's a good card but I always hate when this shit happens doesn't help that I have to borrow her since I have 0LB so it feels extra bad when your borrowed card fucks off forever
>>553746264This was the closest my Teio got to winning a lobby and surprised she lived after rushing and not activating her golden recovery
>>553746227what a shitty tierlist
>>553745768That was me yesterday. Today I got fast learner + a lot of good stats/skills + Long S on my last borrow.
>>553745849HOLY BASED ALMIGHTY!!!
>>553743728My wife
>>553746181But sound posting just works?
>>553745538During my online class there was this dude who kept scratching and sniffing his balls as if he wasn't obviously doing that
Which wit card is stronger, Fine Motion or Nice Nature?
36312019Anon with the debuffers.....what did I do to you ??
>>553746002Why do some of them have yellow borders?
>>553746186I don't knowAsk JP or watch her translated story on youtube?
>>553746315Lol I plan to this is just for fun mainly and to steal builds......thanks for giving me all this info anons
>>553746614Took me 3 of these lobbies but on the 3rd my Oguri finally proc'd all recoveries, RNG is scary sometimes900 wit btw
>>553745538I took a potato chip and ate it.
>>553745592How often does that work? What are the percentages
>>553746552I meant the procedure for making soundposts. I can just yoink videos now and easily post it here as a soundpost
>>553746764fat
>>553745818How come you had to find out about that per chance?
>>553746760Are you bringing only 3 recoveries? try getting 4 for consistency
Uh oh... I joined the /uma/ room with a player who has a good front as opposed to my bad ones... I'm finished
>>553746768works most of the time, rarely Suzuka runs too far ahead and I cant catchup in time and proc Angling way too late and lose
hmph
>>553746709Yellow Border = Anon thinks the uma has a well-written careerBlue text = Anon thinks the uma is very very for (you)
>>553746907U-usable...
>>553746907Let me guess. You need more?
>>553746813
>>553746857Yeah, no way I'm remaking that Oguri though, I'd rather gamble than try another high roll like that
>>553746775can you get this one made uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr0BpZzcIuw
Kek clearly og is better than the seasonal31946252
>>553746834I don't read the manual but I read what's on my dashboard and I normally drive reasonable but I was reasonably late today so I did the most reasonable thing and reasonably floored it.
>>553747015been a thing already, for weeks
I want a kiss
>>553747079cool, thanks
>>553747113We dont do that in germany
i want makween to tenno show her umanko
