old >>553274893
I own /wowcg/https://youtube.com/shorts/vVKGWdRb6Hg?si=GTw0kPaOC4VPxWHO
>*gets owned and put in the cuck chair 64 times in a row*Fat slob LOLa real "man" or "chad" would step up and explain thisbut you won't because you're too betayou'll ignore it like the retarded fat slob that you are LOLcucked 64 timesembarrassing
FUCKING BLIZZARD
also reminder to send me gold on nightslayer horde char name is Grimlic
>>553727737Part 2
Maybe if they start stealing breast milk from the fridge again the game won't run into as many issues
>>553728018fridge is filled with cum nowits over
What would actually happen if all characters on anniversary were unrecoverable?
Alex is the napoleon of /wowcg/
>>553728415theyd all deserve it for not supporting FRESH
>>553728415Blizzard would try to sweep it under the rug and not acknowledge it like they did when their top jeet deleted tens of thousands of guild banks in retail
I don’t know if i should play Blood Elf Warlock or Draenei Shammy guys.Warlock is strong, fun, silver moon is goat. Blood elves pop in all armors Shaman is unique, fun, massively wanted, big bonk windfury hits, not as overpopulated as warlock. But exodar sucks
>>553728881what do you expect yourself to be doing the most?
Paladin or warrior? Gonna level from 1, no aniversary chars. I want to melee and tank. Prot pal seems way better than prot war, but DPS war seems way better than ret pal. Pal has better solo play. I'd probably raid as DPS tho. I could probably flip a coin to pick desu.
where's the servers..
>>553729314Long gone. Like tears in the rain.
>>553729569
>>5537272930-4 I boost a druid5-9 I play my 60 priestdubs I uninstall
>>553728881Why would ever step foot in Exodar again after finishing Azuremyst other than training mount?
>>553729727>boostingyou should just uninstall anyways
>>553729314fat dev team ate our characters...
>>553730021My mother lives there.
>>553729020That’s the problem i could really go either way. Sham seems more fun on paper but blood elves look better and silver moon is boat
dubs and they extend the maintenance another 12 hours
>>553730580are you picking male or female? one of the anons in the last thread was having the same problem as you expect he couldn't decide which race would let him goon the hardest
Why does Lizzard need more than 24 hours to update an old game? Is that not actually puzzling?
blizzard ruined dozens of streams tonight
billions must (not) stream
>staysafe doing the politics grift>alex doing the politics grift>alodar doing the politics griftcan someone explain me the classic to polgrifter pipeline
I should be dual wielding on my shaman RIGHT NOW
What even is this crackhead game. Two weeks ago I didn't play, and now I'm annoyed about a 24hr hiatus.
alex play a female belf you pussy. Also play a warlock or something.
>>553732448>can someone explain me the classic to polgrifter pipelineThe majority of people still playing ClassicWoW are white millennials that for some reason or another have some form of mental issues.
>>55373264527 hrs*
>>553732645digital crack
hmm... maybe having 9 different versions of wow wasn't a good idea...
>>553732448>caring or knowing what these niggers are up to
reminder: everything you do in the burning retail means nothing less than a year later.
>>553732645I just wanted to do a census
>>553732448its the only personality balding mutts have, the endgoal is to gain enough grift money to buy hairplugs so you don't have to wear a hat indoors
>>553732448punkrat was the first to do it (liberal hivemind), and his style was so successful, staysafe copied it pretty heavily. There's something about the maga crowd that just eats up sloppa like nothing else
>male humanor>female draeneipaladinpick one
>>553733807kill both
>>553733807dwarf male for stoneform, clears 5 stack wound poison from rogue, super strong in arena if that is your bag.
>>553733950no sir pve only
>>553732645Same for me but turn two to weeks to two days. Also fuck me tomorrow I have overtime too>>553733036Post more horde kino bro
Naxx out!
Would be kino if they accidentally deleted everyone's progress, including gold, and we all start from scratch
>>553734008female draenei desu
>>553732809this but anything in life
>>553729036it seems you know that Paladin is generally better and comfier.But I hear that prot warrior has a higher skill cieling and is miles more fun than paladin. You'll have an easy life on paladin on horde or even as a draenei for free +1 hit racial. >>553732448>>553733487hate is like a drug. people love hating something because it's an outlet for their frustration and makes them feel better. Negative videos and content get way more clicks than positivity. Journalists have known this for a century.it's like a cheat code for views and engagement and money. start a political reactionary slop channel and put titles like>it's over>it just got worse>He found out...>they've had enough>the ___ situation just got worse...i'm more dissapointed in my fellow humans that they eat it up
>>553733487every single one of their thumbnails is basically >our guys are smug because they never lose and they're so smart and based>our enemies are in shambles because they're being BTFOed so bad by our guys. they'll all be in jail soonI can see why they quit WoW for this. The viewers are addicted to hopium, even if it's complete bullshit
>>553732008it may as well be a new game to the people running the show now
>>553732448endless content. theres always something to seethe or rejoice about depending on if you support the orange man or not
>>553735717>chad UD rogue refuses to kneel
>>553736129How do these people have so little self awareness? The miga crowd is embarrassing. It's sad to see wow content creators being such grifters
>>553736628doesnt that mean the content dies out once he leaves office?
>Be Undead "show cloak" enthusiast>New one-handed weapon clips through the capeInto the trash it goes.
>>553736679they were grifters from the start. they just make money easier and faster with the political content
>>553736690no, that was just one example. they can immediately start seething about the next political hot topic
>>553736690he was out of office for 4 years and american media still couldn't shut the fuck up about him
>>553736884that was because he could still run for office
>>553736996you're still going to be hearing about how bad orange man is for the next 10 years. legacy media and yotube careers depend on it.
>>553736129reminds me of that guy who has been making videos about China being days away from total collapse for like 8 years
>>553736129>make a single MIGA hopium video>get more views than alex's entire youtube careerBRUTAL
post blood sluts to celebrate tbc launch
ALL MY CHARACTERSGONE
what am i supposed to do for the next 2 hours?
>>553737967wait until you find out what happens after wrath of the retail king is done
are there any must have addons for tbc anniversary?
nah all the content was mega nerfed even though it was already a joke
>>553737718
>>553738512MOOOOOOT
>>553738512shut up
>>553738512how the fuck did this shit autoplay in the background
>>553738512why can't I close this
>>553738512What the fuck?
Mods are fucking around eh?
This is so gay
>>553738512i was out of the room and this shit was loud as fuck FUCK YOU MOOT #ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y3wIiNxl3QNew comfy boomer kino's out. Watching this makes me want to resub.
>>553738512WHY IN THE FLYING FUCK DID THIS AUTO PLAY? I was checking if I had some tab of WoW running in the background that I missed.What?
skill issue. it didnt play for me
does anyone have tbc adjusted 1-60 leveling guides? either addon variants or online. I know joana used to have one, and I used a restedxp one during the last tbc classic.I tried looking on ownedcore but it seems like the guy keeping the rxp thread is fighting with people asking for the new version because he doesn't understand people want the prepatch xp adjusted version (which exists), and thinks they're asking for the 60-70 one instead.
it's almost time. it goes to the server list instead of just endlessly retrieving them
>>553738512That fucking scared me
>>553739202It's a nothingburger. Blizz will delay further.
>>553737718I kinda want to roll a belfie now
>>553740197remember the sunwell
Whats the daily cryzoom ?>$60 boostShould be $99.99 t b h, blizz a bunch of gentiles
>>553740524can someone explain why Kael'thas wanted to get cucked by Jaina instead of tapping this?
Pvmping
I just started to enjoy niller and they roll out a gay 3 week prepatch that makes me one step closer to retoilet
IT'S UP
>>553742386i got baited
>>553741338because he was surrounded by b elf bitches 24/7 and jaina was exotic to him
>>553741338getting cucked feels better than sex
>>553741338judging by the in game models, human women have bigger boobar and more meat on the bone (and not in the bad way).
I can't remember the last time blizzard did a 24 hour maintenance. It's been at least 15 years I think
bros?
>>553743640they've done this more than once so whats taking so long
>>553740524My Male Blood Elf Holy Paladin taps this every night.
>delayed by another 3 hours amazon web services (india) is truly a gem
>>553736129neither of them played the game for enjoyment only money (((punkrat))) being the most obvious. this is why you're supposed to ignore fag streamers entirely. and if you didn't realize staysafe never even played the game you must be retarded. LITERAL parasites who use the community to launch themselves into a bigger community to parasite off. big yikes
>>553744941holy fuckerino
thank you Alexensual for giving us Classic WoW and /wowcg/
>>553744941is that 9pm today or tomorrow
>>553745180It's 4 hours from now.
>>553744941pls understand saars
I was looking forward to rolling a new toon in the pre-patch today
aggrend and co may have really dropped the ball with this one, wonder what niggerlicious monstrosity we're gonna log in to
>>553744941lmfaohow incompetent can you possibly be
how many dads took a half day for this
tbc is DOA.what we need is another Fresh
honestly? I think dad might be right
>>553745440>Halfday today when Friday is a halfday and we get Monday off
Cryzoom meltdown
>>553727737>>553727960bump
I think I’ll go Belf Warlock and use the boost on a shammy
Hoe id 27 hours of maint not enough timeholy shit just nuke california already
>>553745707whats happening on friday
>Phase 2 TBC anniversary>Endgame progression is completely dead, no HCs, No Gruul, No Kara.>Everyone buys the $60 boost, followed by Slave Pens Mage Boost.>Level 70 they AFK all BGs as nakeds for full wellfare S1 gladiator gear and then ask for SSC-KT invites with empty ring/amulet/trinket/slots.>PVE ruined [x]>BGs ruined [x]Le ten 2v2 arena matches and one raid per week: The Expansion.Let's hope we get Anniversary WOLTK in September at the latest.
>small indie company cant do things right for a game that's two decades old
back in my day blizzard used to comp a day's worth of game time when shit like this happened
>3 more hours
>>553746224probably still do, you'd just have to complain and threaten to cancel your sub
I got cold feet on picking human for my mage and ended up only leveling to 40. now that a boostie is available I'm debating if I should just boost a gnome instead of getting my 40 mage to 58 to finish leveling. what do
>>553746778at least you have chicken
>>553746778based ss+gomad enjoyer
>>553747036I get the reference but I think that's quail
Dubs and maintenance is extended another 3 hours (to 12:00am PST 1/14/25)Trips and the game is canceled entirely.
>>553746778hopefully that's fresh belfmilk, and not that mass produced tauren slop
>>553746007Some black guy got shot outside his hotel room 60 years ago so we celebrate his birthday or something here in the states.
>>553747112>1 away from freedomdamn>>553747257He wasn't just shot, he was shot by the FBI.
>>553747112so close from greatness
>>553747257i thought that was monday
Reminder that these delays are normal for small indie studios like Blizzard.
the booms just keep getting louder
The naaru have forgotten us...
five more minutes until 9pm then we can play! lets goooooo!
Mage is kinda cool and i can hang around silver moon while i afkWarlock is kinda cool and pretty great Shammy is cool and I’ll get raid spots even if i were to afk
yes bro just 2 more minutes (and 3 more hours). lets go!
>>553747790It is but most wageslaves get the Friday before a federal holiday as a half day.
What’s your guys setup?>8 energy drinks spaced out 3 hours between>Costco rotis chicken>ramen for carbload>Probiotic yogurt>two bags of chips, jalapeño and lime + salt n vinegar>pastabowl that I’ll eat with the chicken>4 liters of Dr Pepper>german beer sausage (bierwurst) they’re like beef sticks but goodNo work tomorrow, start Thursday at 1pm so realistically i can game for about 30 hours straight, then have time for gym and a good nights sleep after
>they took the server list downYup. The jeets cooked the DBs. Goodbye to all of your Era characters.
>>553748663>wake up, drink 2 cups coffee>adderall with the coffee>eat nothing until the night time>rip the penjamin until I dont remember who or where I am>eat all the snacks I can find>drink 2+ Bangs>sleep at 430amYeah, Im thinking its gaming time.
>>553748867Wouldn't even be mad if they actually went in and made all the changes the game needed like wbuff quests resetting monthly, might of stormwind, or even yearly scourge events.
Don't think of it as a delay, think of it as Blizzard honoring the old tradition of a midnight release. :)
>>553749162>tfw the last midnight release I went to was for CataclysmIt felt like it was outdated even then, I believe that was the first year Blizzard did a digital release.
That blizzdev fag complaining on twitter is getting annoying>omg it's so hard guys because we made it the same version as eraThen why did you do that!
>>553749342Aggrend is a fag he permabanned me
>>553749342because muh china or somethingsure that makes 0 sense but just dont think about it okay
We tried every AI prompt we could think of and we can't get copilot to merge the DBs for us okay STOP MAKING FUN OF US!!!
This guy is so fucking cringe.
>>553749816dang, hurry ask gemini pro maybe it can figure it out
>>553749995>We're retarded so stop being mean to usnoI hope AI replaces these fags
>>553748663Don't waste your energy now. Real release is in 3 weeks...
>look at tbc talents>finally understand why sod fats thought their runes were acceptable
>>553749995what a bullshit excuse, they couldnt do a clone and iron out all the bugs prior to this? lmao
>>553749995Millennial Speak is cringe as fuck.I'm really not looking forward to the great Marvelization of communication.
this shit isnt coming out today is it
>>553750329They're very busy going to luncheon at the work cafe 3 times per day okay
>>553750370It will open earlier than 9:00pm PST unless this post ends in dubs in which case it will release at 3:00pm PST 1/14/2025
>>553749995>they couldn’t spin up / test the new environment the normal way while the Era realms were still live.but they do weekly maintenance that allows just for that
won’t be up until wednesdayThis is a sign
>>553750708stop asking question saar INDIAS BEST AND BRIGHTEST IS UNDER THE JOB SAAR
>>553727737>>553727960will lil slobby ever recover
>>553750131>ai will save itlil retard here really putting it all on ai slop lol
>>553750995AI won't save it but it will do a better job than whatever retards they have rn
you will level your character again from zeroyou will level your professions again from zeroyou will buy gold againyou will care about raid loot and celebrate when you get an itemand after 9 months its all reset back to zero again and you will repeat the cycleyou will not learn, you will not change, you will remain in the maze forever.
0-4 rogue 5-9 shaman rollin
0-4 mage5-9 hunter
>>553750708teeth way too white
0-4 pally5-9 druid
i will hr dst every week and after i get mine i'll sell it to the highest bidder.
imagine thinking these retards can manage development of an actual classic+
>>553751064>i want shit instead of piss
>>553751784>poop analogysaar
>>553751889yes, ai sirs understand thatit's what I assooomed from you being pro ai
Hello Sir, Claude Code is down, we have no more quota please be patient. New game soon okay?
Guys I don't usually do this but its me Aggrened and I really need help otherwise WoW is cooked.In the program we use to make changes to the game we're getting this error. Anyone know what it means?Thanks.We re-hired Dave too.
>wants to start my male Draenei ret pally>servers are killFuck you, blizz niggers
>>553738512classic chads are flexing on wowgmods are based for once
>>553753251nice try, ahmed but we all know aggrend is too busy eating to do anything