Previous: >>553724342>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gentildonna 3* and Orfevre 3* rerun, NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Finally a good thread
>>553751662are twitch tv umamusume "drops" legit or fake? idk because it says "FREE 250 CARATS!" and when I click on the link it takes me to a Chinese website and asks me to log in to my uma accountis https://uma.komoejoy.com/ legit or a scam?
DANCHOU 29/30
Hishiama-chan da
>>553750150>>553751030just use slsk bwo>>553751802youre a retard
>>553751802>Retarded nigger is trying to get hong kong version carats for his global versionhow unemployed are you
>>553751831its from ttv and apparently its the games "central hub" but idk...
>>553751802Are you a child?
>>553751802its for tw uma
>>553751831IM the retard, i read that as winning LIVE 10, not winning POST 10
>>553751802it also looks like it is the taiwanese version of the gamenot sure why it's komoe instead of umamusume though
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE A RYAN THREAD JANNY TASUKETE
JANNY GET ON IT
ace on my face
>>553751748Remember that this mare at the end tries to deceive you using words with double meaning
doto would not say this
Looking for a club~ 253416268791
>>553750871>Hachimi is easy to set upWeird... all I get is a Visual C++ Runtime error on start up, don't see any dependency on the pages either.And the Hakuraku one doesn't tell me anything about Hachimi either, so no idea if I'm looking at the wrong thing or what.>A 2022 phone can't play VP9 10bitFascinating, cuz my 2019 Samsung S10 can play it zero issue, but that was through firefox as well.>it works fine.Even if the onboard decoder truly can't decode 10bit, MPV would just force software decoding and be done with it, so that isn't a surprise.
>>553752125see >>553742927
>>553752090mr cb on my pp
>>553752234>mister cock and balls torturegay
GIVE PRAISE, FOR SHE HAS NO EQUAL
>>553751662Can we ban ugly uma from the OP?
>>553752069and there is the freak that doesnt even play the game
>>553752234Mr Sex, more like>>553752093>iggANYON NOOOOOOOOO
>>553752341but enough about mayano
Horse?
>>553752297i'm cb trainer or CBT for short
>>553752393nah that's ryan and brian
Ryan maji kimo eww
>>553752352So cool....
mambros I hope you'll find it in your hearts to forgive me for botting
>>553752558Danchou? Boil this man.
>>553752558KILL ALL BOTTERS
>>553752502doto would say this
>>553752558You didn't need those 450 carrots that desperately anon
>>553752558>I'm crashing this club with no survivors
I hate all of you
Live a healthy life so that your trainee would be proud to call you a trainer!
>>553752558CHEATER
wish I could play this game on my computer >>553752729you dnot play this game
>>553752718Even me?
>>553752487>BrianI don't know about that one
88573908capricorn scrim
>>553752779Neither do you buddy
>>553752789now post the game model
>>553752660450 is 3 pulls. And one of those pulls can be a god tier SSR roll, even three of those pulls. You need it.
>>553752393Nice try deflecting on Mayano, Ryanbro. But this isn't working because we all know Maya is the most beautiful and cute uma obviously
>>553752125Invite sent. Happy to have you.
>>553752863You have a point
>>553752886Only when she shows her soft tummy or is being molested by Natie.
Scarlet made this face after the race and I've never seen her do it before
pretty scared about this game now that im aware of how the events/drops are all reruns that happened on JP and there is a finite number of carats and an optimal and non-optimal way to play the game as well as the aforementioned limited resource s
>>553753008erotic
>>553753008Rape correction tonight
>>553752558When are we getting /Uma/ full bot club We can top eden
>>553752380I am a slav (not the eastern kind), I must find ways to get my games in a scuffed way, never had issues anyway It's mostly because I had to learn everything by myself when I was 12, and using it was the first way to get games without breaking anything, so I just stuck to it out of fear. The magnets there are the same as the ones in other places anywayMe go to sleep now bye bye
>>553753008...then her profession would be staring. I think she does an annoyed expression if she wins by a small margin, but I haven't ran her career recently to be 100% sure.
Umas are for marriage.
>>553736608
>>553753023There was going to be an optimal and non-optimal way to play the game regardless. Also, we’re getting patches JP people haven’t before. Also also, people are dumb and can be wrong. So if you’re looking for a perfect path forward, you won’t find it.
>>553753118Clanker club sounds interesting until it inevitably gets nuked
>>553753120Good night rumpel/winning-post anon! You do you, just remember hearing that IGG is anything but trustworthy these days.>>553752167Nevermind, finally got it working>The page links to an old version, not the edgy oneA bit misleading...
which uma should i jerk off to today
>>553752393ryan a SHIT>>553752886BASED >>553753120/uma/ winning post playthrough when?
>>553753008>the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>553753331Golshit
>>553746936>Have been refering to pic related to see what umas are for (You)>Fine Motion is under "Will Get Married">Fine Motion's name isn't blue in >>553747596>She's not even under the Relationships / Romance sectionIs Fine Motion for (You) or not? I'm getting conflicting information here.
>>553753331me, happy meek
>>553753231>Also, we’re getting patches JP people haven’t before.We have not. We just happened to get one patch earlier that ended up changing the balance quite a bit, but has basically been solved already.
>>553752857Took me awhile to find since I haven't pulled her yet but here, looks fine to me
I have stopped saying "thankyou" to AI
>>553753118We already have /uma/ club
>>553753420We are getting QOLs sooner too, JP didn't get career event helper and calendar before 3rd anni or something
>>553752943Sorry didn't want to join and just flatline...
>>553753547>horse named cock
>>553753307Honestly, I stopped using it after I got a job>>553753343I can make one after the 2026 version comes out (it should be around the middle of february iirc)>>553753407Blue text means very very for (you), umas that aren't blue in that chart can still be for (you), just to a lesser extentand don't trust chink tier lists, please
>>553753591No worries
>Need Kita for the front inherit>Lika Dia betterNext month is going to be tough
kitasan black is coming out?
Tamamo is for (You)?
>>553753008>wins>probably already thinking about ways to sexually assault (you) for wasting her time on such an easy race
>>553753547If you want a horse cock so badly go draw yourself oneBetter yet get a male horse
>>553753972at least post the whole thing
>>553753972>>553754067flowcharts are an aesthetic. its giving INTJ
>>553753821It's bad to make Kitasan as a parent if you're going to main fronts. Kitasan NY is a god tier front ace and you don't want to fuck over your affinity. If you're not going to use Kitasan NY then roll for Kitasan default, sure.
jig?
Quick! (You) there! Join Autis/uma/! Club ID 231973146!One slot open! A+! Newest /uma/ club! First month of existence!
If your danchode is NOT at least top 10 fan earners you need to find a new club
>>553751662Got a question for ya /uma/ I'm new to this one. I get the gist my question revolves more around the auto select feature when you start a career. How reliable is it? I get it's using my best supports but best i've gotten out of it an A with a support but when i fuck with it i never get above a B.
>>553754339It's awful. Don't ever use auto-select.
>>553754339something "off" about this screenshot. its giving black mirror or photoshop
>>553754416It's probably the 11 carats
>>553754339it's pretty bad, i would never recommend using it
>>553751831in-game Ryan is pretty>>553751662this artist's Ryan is not so prettyplease be more discerning with your Ryans, everyone
>>553754339autoselect, both for deck and parents, are bad. >but when i fuck with it i never get above a B.That's because you don't understand the game yet. In general, 4 speed + 2 stam for newfriends should be able to clear the career easily with decent stats. Once you start to play better then you can start adding wit and shit.
Very cool Biwa
>>553754339Read your cardsYou want stat sticks that give rainbows and training bonuses. A card with no specialty priority is generally bad.
>>553753514kek what an ugly ass motherfucking bitch umamusume
>>5537528367 mins left, looking for 3 more umas
>>553754416Literally have no say in how it looks my fren.>>553754409Alright. Thanks. >>553754479Did my free pull before taking the screenshot. I'm like seven days old with Uma >>553754516>>553754580Thanks
NOOOOOO
>>553754550in-game Ryan is ugly as sin, that fanart is better if anything
>>553754339Borrow Kitasan Black.Run some R 0LB pal card
>>553754650>seven days oldWelcome newfriendEnjoy you're stay
>>553754679its giving "learned helplessness" image
>>553754339Autoselect WITHIN the Unity Cup career seems oddly pretty good. Autoselect at the start of a career, or probably anywhere else, should be avoided.
>>553754339post deck anon
>>553754281i can't wait for kitasan's Mets outfit
>>553752204i am looking up dia's skirt!!
>browntard has a new verbal ticWonderful
>>553754690Earth's worst taste
>>553753972Yes
>>553754067Where the hell is Marvelous Sunday on this chart?
When do we get her?
>>553754787I havent decided if its really worth whaling on yet. I did some pulls on the Xmas banner and most went to the support banner after prior research on what i should use my free pulls for.
>>553754006Remember there is a love hotel near the race track
>>553754880You could be referring to literally anyone in this thread, stop being a faggot and just insult people directly
somethings wrong with my ryan...
>>553754880oooh its giving tralala mmmm some dingdang dong
>>553753008Here's the clip.I watched the replay a bunch of times and she only does this look if I watch the whole race. If I skip to the late race, she looks down like usual.>>5537540062nd place actually. Both Scarlets are raping their trainers for different reasons.
>>553754787and here's the level filter.
>>553755093nice muscle...?
*bites you*
>>553753972Yes, (you) encourage her that she can be #1 despite being a runt.
How do I gutsmaxx for next 1200 CM? 4guts 2 spd inherit power?Also which guts cards should I use? I have all the event ones plus doto and groove maxxed, also a lvl 30 spe but I know that one is dogwater
>>553755263yuki
>>553755214why is she spanking herself...erotic...
>>553753972You end up impregnating her and starting your own family
>>553755036I'd reroll for 4 copies of the Mayano SPD card
>>553754596I guess there's a parasite in the brains of some of you that makes you look at two characters with exactly the same extremely simple face (other than a small variation in eye coloring), and similar hairstyles, and identical clothing, and decide that one of them is the ugliest thing ever while the other is beautiful? Presumably this helps the parasite reproduce somehow
>>553755136>2ndyou're fucking dead bro
I love parent runs
>>553754938In the Marvelous Dimension, which couldn't fit on the chart.>>553754989Soon....
>>553755364I've been practicing wall slams with Kawakami just so I can survive this event.
Question, is it true that you want S Turf more than S Sprint for next sprint CM? If yes then this is good enough right?
>>553755263SEX We're gutsmaxxing now?
>just realized both Pump and Dober's unique are critical this CM>don't have DoberThis is it for me bros... For the sake of my Ace Neicha, I will have to do something I swore to never do... I will have to do runs with Mejiro "Uggo" Ryan, the nigger of Tracen...
>>553755263Half of the entire race is on a downhill. You do not want to be a witlet.
>>553755136>2nd place racing>1st place raping her trainer
>>553755507just borrow Dober retard
>>553755438Lucky. I have to choose between borrowing Falco, King, or Air Shakur
>>553755464Getting Pasa and Hallowcreek's unique is much more important. I'd say try to get turf/sprint sparks with those.
>>553755438third rate trainer with a fourth rate deck
>>553755608He can't borrow both idiot. He has to suffer through making his own Ryan parent to borrow Dober.
>>553755353u mad?
>>553755214Shinko Windy is an actual dog.
>>553755497You can but you still want stuff like Turbo Sprint / Rushing Gale to gamble, AND you also want high wit
>>553755263Is Gutsmaxxing even worth it when you're spending so much time reaching the top speed?
>>553755683Why would I be mad?
>>553755689Cute
>>553755345Is it that cracked? I've dropped 70$ when i was drunk but rerolling isn't out of the question either.
I hope the japs mind-wash you to the point of you fucking up your entire life. welcome to gaeming
>>553755464No, you still need distance S. Just win the rushing gale + turbo sprint 50/50.
>>553755858Who? What are you talking about? Have we drifted into mental illness hours early today?
is this enough i cant take it anymore3* power 6*stam, ryan as a grandparent
>>553754067I remember blue meant (you)bait, but what did the gold border mean again...?the (you)bait ratings always feel kind of wack when I look at this, Hishi Amazon has like half a dozen events about coming to terms with the fact that she's in love with (you)
>>553755803but you sounded upset, sorry if I made you mad, ok?
>have a good Hishi Amazon but it's missing spurt >try to remake it>don't get spurt from Sweep SSR>don't get spurt from inspirations>don't get spurt from bubbles>run out of borrowsfuck my nigger life
>>553755948the parent (not pictured): 1* guts
>>553755948>medium pacefor what bro
>>553755849It's a weaker version of Kitasan, which means it's really good. Comes with head-on (pace acceleration) and restless (gold recovery for fronts)
I was planning to get Taishin in All Sparks. What's a good deck build for her?
>1000 wit isn't enough to proc 3 recoveries
>>553755849I'm sure you've heard about how broken Kitasan is by now, but since she won't be getting a rerun again this card is like your third best cope alternative. Having her and borrowing Kitasan will improve your average career by a huge margin. For reference people get to the SPD cap with just Kitasan and Biko/Mayano cards, the latter of which most of us borrow one of.
>>553756313get 4?
>>553756313It's "only" 77% chance or something stupid.
>>553756313that's why you buy 4
>>553756387>>553756426Which 4 and how do I know they won't activate at the wrong time
What's a parent I should be trying to make for the next CM?
bobo or mayo as front for sag?
>>553756246>start typing in "narita taishin" for a build>first google complete is "narita taishin cute"
>>553756490just be yourself bro
Say something nice about these two.
>>553756387>>553756396>>553756426you guys told me buying 4 recoveries was a brick
Why can't you hear a Psychiatrist use the bathroom?Because the "P" is silent.
>>5537565473 recovs is a brick4 recovs is a brickumamusume is gamble game
>>553756547the biggest brick is not proccing ult at all
Punch Rudolf
>>553756313Do you even need recoveries? I've only got 1.
>>553756547why would you ever believe people who are actively competing against you??
>>553756365Just to be sure, your referring to this one right? Also, please explain how fucked my account would be if I don't reroll. I got it uncapped 2 with the free pulls at the start. I'm guessing it's on every banner going forward no? Sorta like fgos CE's
>>5537566213 recovery means anon is talking about xoguri
>>553756507Teasing Taishin until she rapes me as punishment!
>>553756547just run more stam
>>553756527I like the one on the left, and I guess the other one is probably cool too. She keeps good company anyway.
>Don't have SSR Bakushin, Curren, Riko or TeioWhich card is better to borrow between Bakushin and Curren for next CM? Curren can give a hint for Sprinting Gear on top of easy access to Perfect Prep, but Bakushin just straight-up has Turbo Sprint. I do have 0LB Biko for potential Meticulous Measures but with a 0% speed growth I feel like it's going to be hard to hit max running that even with Bakushin/Kita or King/Kita
>>553756527paama fucking paama sex
>>553756712NTA but it's the SSR speed mayano you want to reroll for
>>553756712Buy a Kitasan account for 5 dollars
>>553756547oguri is a brick bwo...
>>553756719Oh(oho)...
>>553756313>>553756547Breakdown here:>>553405115>>553407289TL;DR Both approaches are comparable, but you have to take the correct recoveries if going for 4I'm tempted to make an infographic for this, since this question comes up way too often and it can't be explained easily.
>>553755689>marked by gokuYeah torena lost this one
>>553756712https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30072-mayano-top-gun
Bros I bought the discounted 7500 carats at half anniversary thinking I could pull every day and at least expand my roster a bit over time. I have pulled over 75 times now and not got one 3-star
>>553756507>you have 3 seconds to come here
>>553756883once you pull you go for sparkit's that shrimple
>>553756598Sounds more like a brick game to me.
I lost Scorpio finals because my Obuhi Fat with 800 wit whiffed one of the 3 recoveries. Gonna buy 4 from now on
>>553756883you're supposed to use it on a banner you would spark to discount the spark by 10 pulls using only 500 paid carrots
>>553756712No, check the current rate up SSR for picrel>Also, please explain how fucked my account would be if I don't reroll. It'll be a lot more effort for similar results at best if you intend to ever be competitive in CMs (the real PvP mode where you match up against 2 others each with 3 umas of their own in a predetermined track)If you don't care about CMs it'll still mean easy comfy careers but the card won't be as important in the long run
>>553756883someone post the iced up pig
>>553756754I think Turbo Sprint is more reliable than Perfect Prep/Plan X
Why does it feel like skills do nothing sometimes?My front runner in 1st just used Killer Tunes and Professor of Curvature at the same time and it looked like she didn't even gain distance. The 2nd place runner just paced up and immediately passed her.
>>553757005I mean I did that on Festival Gold City and Dober and got them early so thats ~1000 less carats on each that I didn't have to spend but still in 75 pulls, even though they aren't targeted, I should have got something by now.
I must confess that seeing Tamamo Cross in Oguri's failed rest made me hate her.
>>553757089witlet
>>553756883dailies pulls are a fucking scam, don't listen to the retarded whales that shill it.
>>553757040Oh okay, I've been pulling on this lately and even debated buying some packs. This and Black (support) will become corner stones eh? Thanks.
>>553756527I fucking love Ramonu.
>>553756396>>553756547Wtf are you guys talking aboutYou only need to proc maestro thats itTachyon skill and 777 are guaranteed
>>553756792t. chink who steals the account back after you swipe for xoguri
I love ramen nom nom nom
>>553756547isnt it all a gambleget 3, theres a chance one of them doesnt triggerget 4, theres a chance you trigger unique midrace
>>553757221This was the other front runner. I have 700 wit
>>553753185true and canon
>>553751070The build up and drop at 0:50 is fucking nasty.
>>553757283HeyI steal the account back way before thenGimme some credit
>>553756883I only got one 3* in maybe 120 pulls since launch.Don't bother. I'm saving them from now on for the guaranteed scamcha banners. I may get scammed, but at least its guaranteed.
>buy cheap 2nd hand account for cheap>swipe credit cardyeah
>>553756883>He boughtIts already fucking over for you piggy
>>553757251Kitasan is in her own league, she (and Biko) are the next best options tied for second place each with their benefits and drawbacks
>>553757195she's just looking out for her best friend bwo
>>553756883It's the same as if you went 75 pulls into a banner without getting anything. Shit happens.
>>553756527Ramo-chan is a cock teaser
any good teios to fap to
>>553757489I have coffee
>>553757537i love cock and balls
due to umamusume prostitutes ningen prostitutes are much cheaper
>>553757352>witlet frontliterally handing out the 1st place on a silver platter
>>553756883youre supposed to buy that to use the carats on TP but nobody wants to hear that
>>553757251>>553757040Also can you suggest some supports for Nice Nature? I don't plan to Pvp or anything like that. I'd love to push her CM as far as I can. I love her character. She reminds me of me.
>>553756883I got a hefty amount of SSRs from daily pulls, however 3 star umas are once in a blue moon
>>553757424He looked so satisfied...
almost forgot
Any advice on who to Raise Potential?I have kindly circled the girls I haven't done a career with yet so I don't know if they are powerful or not.
>>553757489This image always gets me going
RYAN IS SO CUTEYOU GUYS ARE GAYWTFIM JUST DOING HER CAREER NOW
>>553756883>I have pulled over 75 times now and not got one 3-starFirst, you're probably saying "I didn't get new three stars" - either case it happensSecond, pulling for cards is better because you're gambling on the 18% gold chance rather than rainbow's 3%If you're going for three star umas then you're going to suffer.
>>553757670I forgot to turn it on last night and made 0 new parents
>>553757089>Killer Tunes and Professor of Curvature at the same timeProccing multiple TARGET SPEED skills at the same time can be bad if you don't have the power or accel to support it. Ideally, you want to space them out. Or take mid-race accel and gamba on it proccing at the same time as your combo.
>>553757642you're gettin ahead of yourself trainer-san. Just play for a while until you actually get comfortable with the game. You're gonna overwhelm yourself if you start by trying to optimize decks and understand the deeper mechanics
>>553756908I'm not a horse, I need more than 3 seconds to come
>>553757737all of them go from your favorite to least favorite and if you are choosing between 2 or more then look at the skills you would be getting for a lvl 5. then do your career runs on favorite(s) to get more levels
>>553753185CB
>>553757790she looks like a man and has a ugly haircut
>>553757737Taishin is interesting to build you can go guts max build with her if you have a slot to borrow Ines Fujin
>>553757846Okay. I'll chill..
>>553757790Yeah there are a few nutters in here whose brains completely malfunction when they see a slightly unusual hairdo
>>553757792>cardsahahahahahah. Do you even play the game where you need fuckin 5 of a card and most SSRs are unusable until 3LB?
>>553756883>I could pull every dayAt least you do it during meta banner, right?
>>553757086I was kinda thinking that too, shame I don't have Ardan SR maxed for Left-Handed but this deck seems like the best I can do with what I have. It's not going to be easy getting S Sprint on Biwa but it can happen!
>>553757836My runner has a mid-race acceleration of 0.38 m/s^2 and the two gold velocity skills increases her target speed by 0.7 m/s for 5.76 seconds.I should see her reach her new speed in less than two seconds then gain a bunch of distance for about three seconds. Instead I saw fuck all. She gained like 1/4 L and then got passed by that Maru that activated no skills
>>553757980I said pulling for cards is good for SRs you clover picking monkey>you need fuckin 5 of a card and most SSRs are unusable until 3LB?SSRs powerspike at 1LB but doesn't matter since all them are usable in parent runs at 0LB therefore you're a fag
RUN
>>553757642Add the top result herehttps://uma.moe/database?filters=eyJiIjpbWzAsOSw5XV0sInQiOlsxMDYwMDEsMTA1OTAxLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbF19Use Eishin Flash, Mayano SSR if/when you get her and borrow Kitasan, use Cafe stamina card and check if you have R Riko, the sixth card can be your best remaining card, see how that goes then fine tune according to what stat you need more of
>>553757195Understand anon, Oburi has kinda retard-tier intelligence without Tamamo around to keep her from walking into traffic.
>>553757980>you need fuckin 5 of a cardThat means a copy is most likely not a waste and 5 = 1+1+1+1+1
Is NSM needed for late surger?
>>553758179>single pull for SRs when you could easily go 20 without getting oneyeah real genius moveThe point of single pulling umas is you can actually use the uma. Cards is an absolute crapshoot and you can luckshit, but more likely to end up with just diddly squat.Either way, both are a waste.
>>553758247Mandatory for non fronts
>>553758189It only moved it eyes when I looked away for a second
which ones are you missing
>>553758401Why do you care? Want to send me some?
I told you guys that the anon now asking about cards and shit didnt play the game
>>553758401i want oonige taiki amazon brian the german one jordan and taishin
>>553757737>suzuka>smaru>no seiundamn
>>553753407Seeing so many characters in low "bond strength" makes me wonder if it's all part of the clear propaganda I'm seeing on the list, or if shit just gets insane later on
>>553758401A ton, but I'm pulling on the all-uma banner to get Taishin and because it'll be fun
I recall seeing someone post a witgod SS of him saying Tam's ult is hard to trigger. I don't get it. It sounds easy as fuck to trigger? Like, how could it NOT trigger in most races?
>>553757997>place 3rd or better on haruten>for a sprint ace>only running 2 witIt's looking pretty grim, not gonna lie to you
>>553753407Might as well go ask the jp thread about the chart since it came from there
Is 1120 speed S better than 1280 speed A?
>553758526this cat looks rly sexy like that...
>>553757895She is a short-haired slightly toned tomboy with a bashful and girly personality YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL
>>553758339>>single pull for SRs when you could easily go 20 without getting one>yeah real genius movesays the nigger fearmongering with a 1 in 100 event, real powerplay>The point of single pulling umas is you can actually use the uma. 3% for a three star (of which you probably already have half the pool) somehow beats 21% for a SR or better
>>553757768dont like that artstyle
Winning ticket sucks this cm bwos...
>>553758640okay fine she's not ugly but her haircut is atrocious
>med S instead of long>next med CM is around april-may>MANT would already be out by thenAny point in keeping this Golshi?
>>553758642go away cy intern
>>553757994pulled during Bakushin and Biko, got nothingpullled on Agnes Digital and got nothingpulled on Cafe and got nothingpulled on Festival and got nothing. Decided to pull more and got Gold City Festival in 20 pulls afterpulled on Kitasan and got nothing. Pulled to spark to MLB herpulled on Dober and got nothing. Used tickets and got her at 57 with no other 3 stars.still pulling on Christmas banner.Given most banners are ~10 days its saved me about 1000 free carats 3 times which is less than the number I bought.
>>553758620I daresay that even 1000 distance S rapes 1280 dist A
>>553758468you're only missing 2 more than me...>>553758536good luck bwo
>>553758540idk but i heard her ult is a better golshi ult when it procs
>>553758401OG Biwa is my only intended target that I failed to get because I didn't have pity
>>553758640Short hair doesn't need to look like shit, nobody calls Taishin an ugly boy because of her hair we call her that because she's a womanlet
>>553758540Maybe because it only procs on a straight? Not to mention requiring 2nd/3rd or overtaking from 6th/7th
gold ship is in the academy lobby selling iced hot water
>>553758213Thanks Senpai, for everything!
I almost broke my table when I was training Golshi for Libra. Now that I have my own decent Ryan + Dober parents, plus my own MLB Kitasan, I hope the Golden experience is going to be much better this time around.
>>553758540the very specific order rate
i want to fuck tieshin because she's more proportional to my penis size
first time seeing this, what does it mean?
>>553758720Taurus->Leo was the only time re-using ace would ever work. Everything is too specialized now.
TAISHIIIIIIIN TAIIIIIIIIISHIN
>>553758720unless the sparks are good, no
>>553758540Paraphrasing WitGOD here>Tamamo is good, great even, but she's for whales considering her banner is sandwiched between more important ones.
>>553758540>>553758781
>>553758836feel like that actually makes it stronger because youll delay the fire as you get into better position instead of firing it at 9th or something
>>553758606I mean it's Biwa, I've been fighting uphill with her from the beginning but I'm not stopping now. TSS won't be too big of a problem with Riko at the very least since I only need 3rd or higher, I've won it with pretty low stamina before while building for Mile races and Riko is gonna give me some on the way to Straightaway Acceleration anyways.I'd also love to run a third wit but 0% speed growth demands three cards unfortunately, at least Christmas Biwa has a 8% Wit bonus to help me out there.
>>553758965hmmmmmmmm tamamo sandwich
>>553758965Yes but have you considered I loved CinGray and want every girl from it?
>>553758928Small event. Run specific race per day during career, get bonus stars.
>>553758540overtaking in 6th/7th is kind of rare and then you need to do it on a straight before there's a corner (doesn't happen much on mediums and good luck bringing tama to sprint/mile). 2nd half is basically triumphant pulse, though
>>553758976its a shame that AI can replicate this kind of autism to a degree these days. I really admire people who have the patience and dedication for stop motion stuff, its absoutely bonkers and I'd throw a fit after filming 5s
Please stop gaslighting each other /uma/dacchis
>>553759104Then roll for love, not gonna stop you
>>553759104Witgod frames his advice around meta for f2p and low spenders trying to win CM. If you pull umas you like you have to consider your budget
ayabe and paama can't cum soon enough
>>553758509I'll give you Amazon for Seiun Sky.
>>553758401I want Maruzensky.
>>553759226dont need a sound embed to hear this image
>>553759226I’m in love with you
any fun teams you're using for this upcoming cm?
>>553759181I just went for it and won with C Mile >Once per dayI'm glad it worked out
i would whalepig for tamamo even if her kit was like urara's and deliberately crippled her for cms
>Work finally cleared up>Got kicked from club for flatlining for 2 weeksfug. Any open clubs? Gotta spam careers to clear event in 6 days and I'd rather not throw fans into the wind.
>>553759426You get 5 just for doing the race. 2 is the bonus if you win it.
Stop posting more than one sentence posts I can't keep up
>>553758965>fuku bannerGonna disagree there at that trap card. THAT is a whale card. Guessing xog is the other
>>553758401>>553758536I'm in a similar boat, missing basically anyone post wedding alts except City and I have almost none of the debuts. Looking at the all banner but for Digitall
>>553758876One additional thing I should add is that low rarity SRs with lots of dupes (3LB or MLB) are almost always better than 0/1LB SSRs, and the good event SSRs are comparable to these MLB SR cards. I'm generalizing a lot but you get the idea, you really do want multiple copies of the Mayano SSR if you decide to reroll. If you can be fucked there are guides in the rentry linked in the OP
>>553759424does end closer Teio, end closer Neicha and long Bakushin count as funit's definitely not fun to make
>>553758835>don't give Taishin second thought at first when looking at the full future roster when I first started playing>don't see anyone talk about her in terms of meta>pull her off rate>she quickly becomes my oshi after playing her story>she's also amazing in CM because of Encroaching ShadowAnyone else find their favorite uma this way?
>>553758401I think its better to just show who I got
>>553759181Cunt move choosing a mile race when we're trying to train for a long CM.
Has anyone tried training Suzie for Arima Kinen?What kind of deck are you using? And does she work better as Runaway or as a proper Front Runner?
>>553750156it mainly works for seiun
>>553759609Holiday Oguri quickly became my oshi after I found out she's good for CM
>>553759218unc has acdc and ong can't focus
>>553759587That sounds like torture, ganbare
>>553759340Have you considered I'm guaranteed to pull her in the free pulls?
>>553758401i want seiun so i dont have to borrowfalco so i can make dirt parents easier(?)brian/rudolf/mcqueen so i can make generic parents
>>553759424not really it's pretty hopeless without tieshin nor xoggers nor suckzuka nor sskycoping that training is even going to do anything
>>553759476Ah crap it's not just one star piece? I guess that means I have to pay attention to it now.
>>553759609I got Maruzensky off of a daily free pull (Eishin banner I think) and she similaryl became my favorite.
>>553759181Thats good Im closer into getting base Teio
>>553759693Witgod has mandated Suzuka to leg-breaking duty, she runs and turbo sets the pace until she breaks her legs. It works apparently based on anons here.
>>553759827sex sex
>>553759490Pretty sure he meant XOguri and VBourbon banner
>>553759424GolShi + the tormented if that counts
>>553756496Between the two? Bobo. Mayano's unique isn't going to go off as front. If "Maru" got auto corrected to Mayo, SMaru.
>>553759609
>>553759490He means that Tamamo is between XOguri, NY Opera, and VBourbon
>>553759696you did not get her not rate up
>>553759913>front jordandoes she win?
>>553759725I might give up on Bakushin and go just do a 2 oshi teameven getting her to A-Long is nearly impossible and means indirectly tanking my Neicha and Teio, I'm sure she'll understand...
>>553759609My fave is one of these, so no
>>553759910Yeah, unless you are a whale, VBourbon is pretty close
>>553759913id rather die than have to spark groundwork
>>553759340I appreciate there's at least one guide maker who doesn't base his guides around "dude just max out everything"
>>553759732
>>553760073just borrow MLB Falcon
>>553759952is this her new SSR?
Which cherry should I pop next?
>>553757980FineMo sex and sex with FineMoposters
>>553759490No, Witgod already said Fuku is a skip.
>>553758401I have a mighty need for OG Maruzensky and Taiki's bouncing Shuttles. And whatever Sprint/Dirt Uma for my TT team, but they are not priority.
>>553759732fyi theres 2 major downsides to the free pulls. 1) won't even get to use her in finals let alone the CM2) found this info recently and we don't know how till play out>On the JP server, the New Year’s free pulls were 50 on umas, then 50 on cards, but they would stack up if you didn’t log in, and if you didn’t log in for any of the first 5 days, you would get all 100 on cards. Later, they just gave all the free pulls on cards so you didn’t have to do that. I don’t know how it’ll be on Global.
>>553759913>dodging dangerSister no
>>553760250>And whatever Sprint/Dirt Uma for my TT teamSo OG Maruzensky and Taiki Shuttle?
>>553760124Yeah, it's her flavor text
>>553759721don't think you know the insane amount of time even 30s of stop motion takes. Look up the parks&rec episode where Ben gets into it
>>553760073Oh it is even better than that. The Jordan does not have GW parents. Falco just randomly visited my run and gave it to me. Literal quintuple 7 jackpot roll.>>553759987Podium a few times. Far better than the pace/late performance and people said I needed a second front.
>>553760312this image is pogggers
>>553759852Between 5-7 every day.
>>553760183sex with fine mo while she emits fine moans
>>553759442Uh...bros? Don't leave me out in the cold...
>>553759609happened to me with Taiki, sort of, she only became turbo meta right after I got herthough I don't like her THAT much so I just used her to feed SfV to my Greater Oshis
>>553758401I need to roll on the all uma banner.
>>553760395I know right?
>>553760319Ehhh, I'm too lazy to dumpster dive for borrows with sole Dirt/Sprint spark to buff that B aptitude to A. And for TT team of all things. I'd rather waste my borrows on more Parent runs or Aces.
Ryanbwos, she keeps jobbing in careers. Should I change her from Late to Pace?
>>553760392>I needed a second frontYeah, you do. I got 2nd place in Scorpio because I ran solo front and got overtaken by a pace/late lobby, but I decimated lobbies where there was another front.
>>553760041she'll understand, sprint CM is hers
>>553760416umatism dannychode????
>>553759876i tried some suzu testing but it really did not seem reliable at all. Is there some secret to it thats not obvious besides her dying in time for A&S? Does her having E make the big dif? Maybe C is too much from previous cm..
>>553760416>>553759442post user ID
Super Creek makes me happy.
>>553754321>>553760416How about using Ctrl+F first
>trained a decent long S daiwa>forgot to get gold recovery after too focused on getting skillsI'm retarded
>>553759876Wait, she only needs to proc gw as a runaway?No need for a recovery or Long S, in fact Long E is better?What's the logic there? stop other FR and XOguri from taking front?
>>553760470But Anon, all the browntubers told me that if you pull on All Uma you won't get the uma you want and you'll waste all your carats and brick your account.
>>553760585It definitely helps, but you'll still lose Kikuka Sho and Haruten because McQueen is just super-charged. Also her unique fits those tracks perfectly.
>>553760648Look at the distance between umas at the top of the image, that's the secret.
>>553760041>>553760625I want to bring Bakushin for Sprint but I don't want to use two fronts. Is she okay as a pace, since the game has her as one for some reason?
>>553760470Regular Rudolf is better than her alt.
>>553760795She is a genius who excel in every style and at every distance.
>>553760697I dunno how this works...>>553760657896416619288
>>553760795her unique works better as pace so yeah
>>553760876Festival Rudolf has a cooler looking unique, I want her just for that.
>>553760795heard sprint is the one GAMBLE CM so you can probably use her as a pace
>>553760172Please help me decide they're going to rape me if I stall for much longer.
>>553758401I'll probably use the paid selector on Dober
>>553760392were you planning not to have ground work at all then? does that even work
>>553760795Yes, and you can take Plan X as gold accel from Biko's event chain and NSM
>>553760470based on your priorities you are a soulless drone
>>553760470ppl still falling for the all uma banner.. >pull 3 make debut dupes>spark your intended uma>-30k caratsgrats?
>>553761006Mackween and get a taste of that Hopeless Stakes
>>553761006they will rape you anyway
>Borrow her>Gives me 4 nimble navigator hints>Also gives me head (on)Whales have it so easy...
>>553759917Smaru is already in, I'm running 2 fronts since I luckshitted into a decent golshi early so it'd be a waste to not use herGuess I'll try bobo, it isn't as front heavy as last time for mayo to proc ult I guess
>>553758401Definitely easier to show what I got. Aside from those, I want McQueen, Opera, Bourbon and Doto. But I won't pull trainees until Cheerleader Natie though.
Are Maru, SMaru, or Taiki gonna be good in sprint CM? I have none of the Sprint 3-stars.
>>553760585This is my typical parent run with Ryab with triple-triple crown. She usually will randomly job one race and miss on classic triple crown, it's either random Dahby lose or lose Kikuka Sho because I didn't get ~500-600 stam and recovery skill hints.Plus another random job on random G1 race later.But her undefeated runs are also not that rare.It all hinges on me getting good stat rolls (duh) and good hints that help win, like NImble Navigator, or THH exodia. I'm pretty aggressive with buying skills, granted, if they get hints and such, but I will overspend if forced before Long races to buy full costs Swinging Maestro.
>highest rated uma I've ever made>it's uselessWell that feels kinda bad
>>553760697>>553760914Hello! Sending you an invite. Was farming up parents.
>2nd in Junior Cup>4th in Derby>6th in Taka KinenRyan...
>My 4090 can play MP3 at 8k60>But an Uma concert at 10k makes it go from 10-60There is the whole >Unity argument, but goddamn what the hell is this phone game smoking?Pic unrelated, just felt like fucking around.>>553756527Marriage and Lovey Dovey baby making with Palmer>>553761006Gold Wife, naturally.
>>553761079That's literally every banner.
>>553761079People just want the strongest horse (Outside of MANT)
>>553760770next you'll tell me whoever passes the finish line first, wins
>>553761079all banner has effectively 3.5% ratenormal banner only gives the extra 0.5% if you don't get it before then which is less than 50% chance
>>553761156this is actually a perfect front XOguri build
>>553761256unfortunately that's a beautiful busty hag, not oguri
can you get haru all the way to A tier turf with 9* turf sparks
>>553761221anyone know if real?
>>553761079>pull 3 make debut dupes>get your intended uma at 190>-27.5k carats
>>553761156That's pretty standard. My top 5 umas are all useless because SSR event chains didn't finish, did not inherit skills I needed, etc. They are just ones I ended with better than average points, but bad luck so I just buy the cheapest skills they have affinity for.
>>553761221is she actually just continuously proccing escape artist or is that jus a visual bug
>>553761312Yes but you should be using at least 12* because you get up to 4 guaranteed levels at the beginning
How often do you manage to luckshit uma banners?
>>553761343Simply keep pulling
these pantyhose wearing horses are being seductive again. they wish to snatch my seed
>>553761343>get a second uma you want at 200>get 2 umas you really wanted at the cost of one sparkIt's not rocket science
>>553761384I guess 2 6* turf parents is a bit easier to acquire
is specifically 7% fail chance bugged? other low % fails seem to fail pretty infrequently, but 7% seems to fail a lot more than 7% of the time.
>>553761319>>553761360Chinese hacks
>>553761343People should really try to redeem Rudolf for the 6x dominator setup in the near future
How the fuck does daiwa's ult work?This shit is almost as awful as top gun, it N E V E R goes off
So is xOguri ez mode cheat win or is she getting demolished by fronts in rooms. I'm getting mixed signals here. I've read through few archived threads that I missed and all I saw is random seething and Oguri_gaslight_smile.jpg posts.
>>553761249Y-yeah... there's nothing much I can tell you, that's how the Suzuka strat works. Use her to create distance -> win.
>>553761479yes
>>553761525She always loses making her peak sovl
>>553761479it fails more on the number if you pay attention to a specific number and think its going to fail more on that number
>>553761737
>>553761737I still dont get the appeal of Cafe
>>553761507Daiwa's ult>after 50%>if you are in 1st or 2nd and another uma is within 1 length ahead or behind youThis means 4 scenarios trigger her ult.>in 1st and 2nd is catching>in 2nd and catching 1st>in 2nd and 3rd is catching>just overtook into 2nd placeif the race is close it tends to activate at exactly 50%.if you're lucky, the race composition will put you far enough away from other umas to get a delayed activation that will carry over into late race.
shoulder too pointy
>>553761810
>>553761507She needs to be at 2nd or 1st
>>553761737garbo sloppa...
>>553761490>spoilerdoesn't matter since the records and handouts are all server side
>>553761737low quality slop
>>553761343I know this is a joke, but I've seen some equally retarded gaslights against this banner that were serious. Pic related brownoid actually brought up the fact that you can't pull umas that haven't been released yet.>>553761525In my rooms she's been good, but no more dominant than any other top uma. Haven't seen the end closer build all the sloptubers are cumming themselves over FWIW.
>>553754304Big jighttps://jiggie.fun/everyponyhttps://jiggie.fun/everyponyhttps://jiggie.fun/everypony
>>553761914>Haven't seen the end closer buildqrd?
are these good enough for arima kinen CM?if not, which one should I improve first?
we like sex here
Why did Cygames program the mood down events to always fire after the mood up events? It's extremely frustrating.
I wish the steam window version could hide the right side of the screen
>>553761737>is coffee good for you?
>>553761815>>553761842Ive done 5 CM rooms in a row, I'm using two fronts (her and my maruzen)Every room but one I've been the only one with fronts since lol dead runner type and she's only ulted in one of them, meaning she was ALWAYS either 1st or second, I'm confused
I have 100 followers now
>>553761976Yes yes and very yes
>>553761839>Didnt make it to 900 stamina>Gold recoveryBricked
>>553760648The secret is that since it's unreliable, you take ramp up so whenever you overtake Suzu too early you'll still get a speed carryover boost with A&S. You're fucked if you can't catch up to Suzu tho which is why high wit is super important if you're going front + runaway
>>553762032just hide it on the right side of your screen bwo
>>553760795she's actually better as a Pace even if her whole personality screams Front
>>553762032hide the stupid pin button margin on the left
Thinking of building a late surger Maru for Capricorn
>he's afraid of the MANT boogeyman
>>553762067panhotdogiron willpanthis mystery combo means what
>>553761976Wit on XOguri is too low. You can get away with 700-ish Stamina since you're healing 8% from the combo. Mayano stamina is too low but she's low-priority because she's not meta. Gold Ship is fine.
>>553762193Good luck
>>553761970Use pink sparks to mutate her into an end for Straightaway Spurt. There's probably a bit more to it, but I'm not pulling her so I only half listened to the rundown of how to make it.
>>553761851>doesn't matter since the records and handouts are all server sideLooks like it mattered in that webm because you have some other nigger -not the guy recording- with a wuxian username breaking the sound barrier
I FINALLY GOT 3 SPARKS+PLEASE don't tell me it's shit, just say nothing actually.I needed this. Holy hell its always 3 or 4 Sparks tops and of course I botched Tachyon and started loading her with STA (Long) skills halfway through because I forgot we started as Pace Chasers
>>553762067I just made it to 200, after making a Tachyon parent for Christmas Oguri which I didnt even pull
>>553757665He lived a life and knew his time was up.
>>553761525if shes pace promote, even a cracked taishin may have no chance.If there are fronts to steal A&S? She'll have a tough time outrunning ends or a good rabbit
>>553762229
>>553762259nothing to shit talk bwo, those are some solid long sparks for pace, I'd use that
>>553762154i do that sometimes bwo>>553762170true
>>553761815>draws Daiwa as the token flattie instead of one of the series' cows, including said flattie's friend who is a veritable titty monsterKino
>>553761343>be childhood friends with uma>study and get into tracen>childhood friend is now my trainee
>>553758965What important banners kek? Next important banner is Tach Speed everything else is skipable for most people
>>553761525Works on my machine
>>553762259>PLEASE don't tell me it's shit, just say nothing actually.How many G1 wins?
holding for kitapits was horrible I'm going to pull horsies for at least a few months
im trying a different guest uma for my oguri run because this one isnt working
/a/ told me childhood friends always betray
>>553762193Same, but I can't decide between End or Front. What's your game plan? OYL+RS?
>>553761156>she just won 4 CM rooms in a rowUh.STAMINA IS SUCH A MEME STAT HOLY SHIT
>>553759890>>553762006You can't just have sex with sex...
>>553761037I just completely forgot. Luckily Falco was there to dave my dumb ass.
>double gold inspiration>no long S
>>553762485i WILL marry sex (vodka)
>>553762481Stamina requirements and Distance S have always been the biggest gaslights perpetrated here
>>553761526I mean theres some more info to it surely, like does having distance E help a lot over a higher distance? etc. I've tried with several suzus just to test and it hasn't really resulted in any slingshots even when a seiun triggers A&S. Even used a PP whale seiun
>>553762481it's because you have gold + 2 white recovery
I would never betray you*switches to enemy*11
>>553761810You might be gay...
>>553762586slingshot means you have nimble nav or nsm on the front and its hard to time it with the start of the last leg of the race
>>553762572gold inspo just means one of the 3* sparks procced, nothing more
>>5537618101: long black hair + pale skin, the traditional japanese beauty combo.4: office goth clothes / designed by the arknights artist2: deep softspoken ASMR voice3: paranormal activity but it's real.>>553762332Marie Rose is the twintail character. It just makes sense. I wish she had more non-canon chest size art though.
i am now danchou
>>553762705So some yellow fever for white men?
>>553762701gold insp means you have 2x chance of everything bwo
>>553762269idk man he definitely seemed a lot less satisfied when he felt the pressing metal telling him his time was up
Rice Villain *IS* the murderer of the Mejiro family. If they had gotten the money from McQueen's 3rd Tenno Sho win they could have survived.
>>553762761I’m not polishing your balls
holy moly the highest dirt affinity for oguri on the support card search is 76 affinity
>>553762316thank you, it's just such a nice sight to see so many Sparks for once>>553762428What does the G1 races mean? I did them because I kept running out of Energy but I won 10 out of 11. I lost Osaka Hai by a head to Scarlet.
For next CM, is bakushin better as front or pace?
>>553762481She'll crash and burn on bad/awful mood
>>553762817I will punish Rice by dating with intent to marry then furious mating in the marital bed
>>553762806I didn't say he lived a GOOD life, did I?
>>553762680was kinda referring to the witgod pic where it shows the suzu so far behind the maru. I actually ahve nimble on my s.maru cuz 4 discount but dont think i saw it trigger. She kinda just saunters to the side of suzu and goes past
>>553762479Probably OYL and Rushing Gale
>>553762861pace. Pace get all the late speed skills. Fronts have little to compete
>>553762789@Tazuna is this true
>>553762842Later on they rework affinity to be based on G1 wins. So you want to spam as many as you can get away with when parent farming.
how many dirt sparks do you need to go from B to A? chatGPT said I need 9* and a 3* "medium" dirt spark to go from A to S, because AI makes shit up
>>553762616You’re a good poster
unexpected ayabe propaganda
>>553763047one on first rank up and 3 after that
>>553763084ayabe is extremely sexy
>>553762951I want to live a good life with Machitan
>>553763047>chatGPT said
>>5537630471* for the first upgrade, +3* for any subsequentDuring inspiration, even 1* is enough
>>553762958you just need to build a suzu with low stam and power and no midgame skills so she’ll set the pace. your frontrunner should catch up before the angling and scheming window. if your frontrunner should catch catches too late its over
>>553763119And you know what they say about umas with long ears...
>>553763047Listen to AI why don't you
>>553763140>>553763191>AI BAD!Umatter tourists GET OUT
>>553762817Rice HERO is the protagonist of the whole series and you should shut your mouth
>>553763047
Can someone give me their Rudolf
Bambooooo
>>553762705>Marie Rose is the twintail characterOh yeah...I guess it's not always about tits
>>553763140>>553763191>>553763228You luddite uncs need to get with the times
ChatGPT is good, stop being faggots
>>553761343Normal banners on average take 90 pulls to land the banner Uma. Use 13500 carats instead of 27500 carats in your example retaardbwo
>>553763118>>553763163I can do that so long as it doesnt need a lot of affinity lel with borrow umagoing to try xoguri with maruzensky ult (on borrow) >>553763140didnt want to shit up the thread with a list of questions
>>553763226their hearing is good?
>>553763047>I asked AI>but I need you guys to help me because AI makes shit up
>N-NO! you must EMBRACE the sloppa machine!Yeah, no thanks.
>>553763290Rice MURDERER is evil and I won't hear otherwise.
>>553763324>Late Surger>Straightaway Spurt
>>553763283>asking AI about the mechanics of a game that its own playerbase doesn't fully understand and actively disseminates misinfo about>not retardedOkay.
>>553763283why is he asking us when chatgpt already has the answer then?
>>553763469McQueen's tits aren't that big
>>553763474It's not perfect ok
Only browns like AI.
seems like a shitflinging episode has started
>>553763324>Straightaway Spurt>on Late Surger
Asking umagrok to draw his trainee pregnant then using a throwaway number to send the image to Tazuna
>>553763514they are after im through massaging and kneading them
>>553763290>greatest objective contribution to the series is jobbing to zwei nitro>so that Teio can get a mood up uh-huh
I’m going to get my Uma addicted to tranquilizers
>>553763324>spurt on late surgerGenuinely kill yourself already, stop smearing this shit here
>>553763541almost like all it does is compile info regardless of the veracity or accuracy
>>553761343>>553762337>you will NEVER live THE dream>>553762478"/a/" wouldn't say this if the manga industry wasn't so fucked thanks to certain tokyo laws and people having dog shit taste>>553763392don't try to understand the slop faggots gymnastics
>>553763556True. I used to talk to a british paki who's a doctor and he uses it even in his practice. Britbongs beware.
>>5537630471-3 +14-6 +27-9 +310-18 +4only need 1 to get A. more is better but you probably want something like>both parents mile>2 grandparents mile>1 grandparent dirt>1 grandparent [style of choice]
>>553763650take it easy floyd, the uma didnt do anything to you
>>553763748That feels good
>>553763747Don't overdo it.
woke grok woke grock cant wont gen futa uma horse cock
>>553763685did she literally order for me and get my meal because I'm too autistic to do it?
>>553763747WIPE THAT PLATE CLEAN!!!!
>when humans lie it's funny gaslight>when robots lie it's sloppa
>>553763748tachyon_surprised.jpg
Finally ran into one
>>553763748
>long is just SPURT fest >Sprint is just BAKUSHIN fest>the Dirt CM is going to be a SHUTTLE festHow much would I be in trouble if I did not return to Uma until the next Medium CM
>>553761525It's basically 50/50. But Oguri isn't even strong on this track though so in track with perfect 777 activations she's gonna be OP
>>553763324AI maybe is fine after all
>>553763317>AI is literally just machine learning, needs to be fed data in order to learn>A fucking gacha game that just released half a year ago where the majority of its players don't even know its mechanics is going to be the type of data its fed>You actually expect it to be able to provide correct informationI fucking hate Zoomers man
>>553763830it's content creatorslop
just enter your tt team for the gibs
Factory resetting Bourbon
>>553763747HIGH ROLL GAMECHOW DOWN OGURIN
I asked ChatGPT to make this, what do you think?
>>553763556And yet every AI advancement is forced down our throats by a white man. America alone holds the total dominance, starting from a hardware and ending with software, not to mention billions of investments.And yet I'm supposed to believe that browns are the target audience?
>>553763817She's just THAT nice of a CF!>>553763830Humans do it to fuck with people on purposeGPUs do it because they were trained for years and years to please the user at ALL cost which caused an unfixable ripple effect of problemsWhen a human causes someone to harm them you can sue, call the cops or whateverWhen a funny AI does it people go "whoopsie :3"
>>553763950Isn't OYL bad on long tracks?
>>553763950It's annoying how this can be presented in a power point presentation and be considered very well made.
Name my new uma band
>>553763950Really? How did you do that?I need to do some documentation and those colors, font, and placement look like they would appeal retards who were teens on the early 2000s.
>>553763784>>553763824>>553763941Went with the +30, I can't record so I wasn't risking the gluttony coinflip.
>>553761157Sankyuu
>>553764080you have to wait for the clanker to offer that service
>>553764036Rejects.
>>553763864>skipping sprintKINO and mileKINO (forma de dirt)ngmiTo answer your question, you'll miss the free rolls when MANT comes out
>>553763140>NOOOO DON'T USE GOOGLE GO WALK TO THE LIBRARY AND BORROW A BOOK
>>553763864You would be sent to jail and sentenced to 30 years of no Umas
how bricked am i with sub 800 power
holy brown hours
so its also 1* to go from A to S if you start at A?
>>553764159Late with pump and angling? Maybe clankers are onto something with this one.
>>553764209No one ever said "don't use google"People said "don't use gemini/gpt/grok slop"Use your own brain for once, use it and read properly and don't be an eternal alpha cuck
Hors gooning
>>553764289Yes
Cm room?
>>553763908true bwo they should watch slop tuber gaslight guides suggesting 700 Stam for miles instead
>>553763950>>553764035yeah its nuts that a computer made that im white btw. im happy meek (literally)
>>553764289Yes but you can only go above A or more than 4 steps from starting aptitude through inspiration
Well what's the most trustworthy source of umainformation then
>>553764302I’m going to fuck the doto sheep
>>553764426Your own local grass fed /uma/dacchi obviously.
I LOVE slop hours so fucking muchabsolute insanity left right and center every single timeand people wonder why /v/ has the better thread and OC lmao
>>553764308Ye one says don't use Google anymore because the people that used to say it got BTFOed or died from old age. Same thing will happen to you luddites
>>553764426Me
>>553764426The Shakur Glowie
I was getting 600 stam in my unity runs (sprint) because umagen told me that sprint is the skill that gives you speed in the last spurt, and speed wins games >>553764393thanks, I knew that but I dont know (now) if the other anon with the negative image was gaslighting me, telling a lie but being upfront about it... but the chance sof two people lying?
>>553764426Tazuna's Trainer Tips
>>553764478I'm here for the retardation and I wouldn't have it any other way
>>553764308Deepseek it is then
>>553764478>checks /v/>no uma or horse threads
>>553764426Not this anon>>553764496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuxZ2u8-WXg
>>553764426I only trust people posting these characters>Director Akikawa>Weeb Wonder>Super Creek>Air Shaq>Mejiro Mackie>Maruzensky>RudolfMore will be added as I accumulate more data.
>>553764478>/v/ has better OChmmmmm nyo
>>553764426your own playtesting
I think we should KILL them! Who? You know the people that I'm talking about.
>>553751802>Anon going on their way to twitch and giving their data to the CCP for measely 1.5 rollsThe economy is not this bad right?
>>553764537I'm gonna give her some of my trainer's tip alright
>>553764664nice soundpost
>>553764478I would pack my bags to /v/ if they had consistent uma thread, it's not worth it to be around these slop muncher zoomers
>>553764247a little too low but seiun can get away with it laterace, not sure if it makes it harder to fight for positioning on the hills and stuff
im probably going to go for condor pasa 3* dirt parent, for 3* mile vodka parent (other parent oguri) but I think haru dogshit (for oguri parent) 2* dirt, 1* mile daiwa grandparent would be good because it would give oguri A tier long... no... I will go condor pasa(!!) >>553764664angry because he had his tounge out I like the all brown horse on the outside sort of walking away
>>553764657I think we should learn to be adults and trust our own feelings and game experience over some slop tubers, GPUs and other anons trying to troll post.>>553764663Essentially this.>>553764750Catbox is down, RETARD.
>>553764664What was his fucking problem?
>>553764807this one works though, you just didn't make yours properly >>553751748
>>553763226....damn, they got some big-ass ears?
have a cute teio
>>553755637>>553755931are fronts usable in sprint CMs or no chance?
>>553764664>honse is winning and is about to overtake 1st>randomly decides to chimp out>slows down>jockey starts frantically pulling it back>losesUmas are so stupid lmao
>>553764882you probably have the sound component in your cache already
>>553764882No it doesn't, you just have the file cached by your browser
If my Ace is KwamzOguri can I run her along with 2 debuffers to ensure she'll win?
>>553763950lmaowhat was the prompt
>>553764756/v/ doesn’t want us and we don’t want /v/. It’s as shrimple as that.
Umallo
>>553764919>feet
>>553764974>ensureyou can try
does xoguri have +15% speed growth because it is affected by wit training?
>>553764985nothing, it volunteered >>553764159
>>553764882I was joking, but holy shit, you really ARE a retard lmao.
Umorning
>>553765025what the fuck does this question even mean
>>553763830a lie without intent can only ever be a mistake
>>553765070retard or chingchong trying to gaslight
>>553765070AI hours
>>553764930The better your early and mid race, the unluckier you can be with your accels and get away with it
When is Tamamo coming...
gonna head to bed for the night, thank you SweepTosher for allowing me to rest easy >picrel
wait MUMMY SUPER CREEK unique for the sprint CM? Really?Does it work for fronts?
>>553765025>>553765070>>553765125i used chatgtp to decipher ESL speak:"Is the Speed received from Wit training affected by Xmas Oguri's 15% speed growth?"
>>553765025
>>553765183When I lick her umanko
Come test your umas!216792452167924521679245
what im hoping for on my first xoguri ace (no hint lvl unlocks yet) triple 7s tail held highshake it out summer maruzensky ult gourmand (for gold skill) 777 wit 1200 speed (these two together) try to get 600 stam and training power with that
>>553763830Much like women, robots can't really be considered to be held accountable for their actions in the same way that thinking humans with free will can.
>Kick low earner due to obscene inactivity>Next day they reapplyDon't make this difficult man
>964K/1M>event closes in 6dI'm going to make it...
>>553764807A large part of being a sensible adult is being able to tell the misinformation from genuine advice, especially when you enter a public platform.It's also important to broaden your own knowledge with what other people know as well as using your own experiences to fill in the gaps and extract the right intel from the people trolling you.
>>553765324will every event have the double tp and event bonus always working that this event did?
>>553765315You will regret not taking repentance seriously
>>553765297Give up on Summer Maru ult. She tanks your affinity like a motherfucker.
>>553765297actually I got maru and special week ultimates mixed upI am going to do the borrow run and then try for all these skills except maru with dazzln diver instead (the parent with that has tail held high too)
>>553765324This is definitely the fastest I've gone through an event. Helps the 5 supports have been out forever as SRs I've MLB'd except Oguri which still only has an R. The Top Gun is also good to borrow for Pace so I'm constantly above 110% bonus.Meanwhile last event, Curren didn't have a support before that.
>>553765436I don't see why they'd go back. Games generally don't remove QoL features because you know, they're QoL.
>>553764919>feetMore please
>>553765556I mean, they did cocktease us with the 5 borrows a day for like a week a while back
This general is the bestEven during brown hours
>>553765556Japanese game design is wacky tho
>>553765368Shut up blog posting and start gaslighting some retarded fucksThat or at least annoy them with random slop garbage
How do you make a custom room race for your club?
I really really really really want to do playthroughs with carats but this thing about being on a veyor belt has me a bit scared about spending them...
>win 5/5 TT>490k points>win 2/5 TT>551k pointsHuh?
>>553765209The answer is yes, by the way
>>553765315add him again, tell him you thought he completely stopped playing and that's why you kicked him, kick him again on the 31st irrespective of how much fans he gets
>>553765647add club member only slots in the setup
> failed to activate more than 2 recoveries with 900 witOne more time. Bring your umas!987511549875115498751154
>>553765625why?
>>553765625>yuro time: muslims>burger time: spics>seamonkey time: self explanatoryEvery hour is brown hour
>>553765315what perms do officers have? I think today I realized that the officers mightve kicked the 150d inactive owner and made someone else owner. so can they kick the owner and promote a new one?
>>553765737natie would do this
>>553765726Missed skill activations, you may won, but the rest of your team did much worse, so they got lower score overall etc.TT score is mostly about abusing reliable golden skill procs.
>>553765749Most people are from a hoyo general and those are unusable by comparison.
>>553765749It’s fun and brotherly
>>553761737AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SUNDAY SILENCE SAVE ME
>>553765770We need black hours representation
>>553765770Alaska time
>>553765770fucked up world we're living inmaybe the chinese were onto something with their firewall
isnt dazzln diver, professor of curvature, 3 recovery skills, like 1900 skill points?
>>553765871there's nothing to steal here bwo blacks aren't gonna come here
>>553765941>Alaska time: Brown BearsThere’s no winning
>>553765960They have the ability to steal my A finals placement
>>553765748>got rubberbanded by someone else's suzukalmao
>>553766017woo. SO BRAVE AND CAPABLE! ABLE EVEN. BLACK PEOPLE CAN DO IT TOO!!!!!
>>553765801Nyo, officers can only send invites and reject them. Ownership gets transfered automatically if a player afks too much
>>553765941Russians are spiritually brown
>>553762348>>553758965>Most peopleWittard is a massive piggy
What the hell is this?
>>553766096omg Oberon
>>553765183im coming inside her
>>553766096>that>massive piggy
>>553765642Doesn't hit as hard when the one doing the dance is already a slut
>>553766096>Virtua Fighter trannies are STILL seething over WitGodHere is a simple way to tell apart the two: Wit god plays the game, gives great advice based on his well established JP playtime and knowledge of the gameVF screams on stream like an autistic child for losing CM
>>553758540>you will start running like a lightning bolt>0.1 accel
>try to look up the next sprint CM>Angling and scheming doesn't work>NSM doesn't work>spurt doesn't work>apparently the one unique that works is HALLOWEEN SUPER CREEK (and pasa unique lol)SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU RUN IN THE SPRINT CM!? NOTHING WORKS
>>553766143see >>553759181
>innate experience (skill) >have to unlock it
>>553766248>DO YOU RUNYES
>>553758965>sandwiched between more important onesWhat banners are so important?...Bourbon? LMAO, there isn't like ANY support card banners that are good any time soon
>sloptuber discussion
>>553766248halloween super creek and el condor pasa unique
>>553766248I will luckshit great sprint parents in a day and make a mummy Creek ace.
>>553766261Appreciate it broseph
>>553766232imagine taking advice from a guy that's too scared to show his CM finals results kek
>>553766248>SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU RUN IN THE SPRINT CM!?PURESPEED
>>553766248YOU GET 1200 FUCKING SPEED AND SOME WIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NOTHING WORKS?!
>>553766328yeah man let's all whip out our haloween creek that we all totally have with 12 sprint sparks>>553766358I mean yeah but what racers use that effectively? It sounds like fronts are out which sucks
>>553766248You take the sprint straight acceleration skill, rushin gale, guts maxx and pray.
I thought Halloween Creek ult is ass when inherited.
>>553766248You take rushing gale, turbo sprint, head-on/on your left/spurt, and GAMBLE
>>553765948>implying they're not the ones making the world brown
You don't need Sprint S, Turf S is more important
do i need sprint S for arima kinen?
>>553766248The secret to sprint, I know what you have to do. You don't build speed skills, or max speed as high priority, the secret is... Nah, I won't tell you.
Do I need uh
>>553766440take a 9 sprint parentuse it to farm your other parent You now have a 12 sprint set up
>>553765871black hours are any hours I'm awake (like right now)
>>553765589Isn't the perma borrow increase happening Thursday? I saw an anon say it would come with Fine Motion's banner.
>>553766558It's a good alternative if you don't have long straightaways
>>553766248Wait... Angling and scheming doesn't work? At all?But I wanted to use fronts... is there no hope for them?
I still don't understand what makes a skill good on a track or not beyond "there is some point where your speed is uncapped and you want accel there/speed right before it"Is it as soon as you hit late race? The final corner? Something else?
>>553766248I'm not going to tell you my two secret accelerations that work for both early race and late race.
>>553766735Is your name Suzuka?
Taishin will DESTROY CM9 with her gold Spurt
>>553766735You have to use EL CONDOR PASA
>>553766764theres a track viewer on some website. google it
Apparently you get a speed advantage if you have below 1200 speed? What the fuck is this game?
>>553766792NTA but suzuka is dogwater in the sprint CM, give it a try
>>553766482Nah, it's pretty good.Mainly on tracks where the last spurt begins on a straight
Half TP and 5 borrows soonI expect more fans from clubbros
>>553766820Yeah I can see the tracks on gametora, what I don't get is how the mechanic of when umas start going full bore works.
>>553766735Runaway Suzuka with 700 stamina and Plancha autowins if there is another big nige in the lobby
Is it me or welfare cards final chain event is harder to fire than paid chain events? Dumb clanker not giving me gold lead in 3 runs now
>sprint CM>Bakushin fucking sucks in itthat feels kinda bad lol
>>553766940One career a dayTake it or leave it
Is this once per day or what? I don't see any in+game notice aboyt the uma shard drop
>>553766940You're not my danchou!
>>553766990>second best mid-race ult>built-in meta accel for the track
>>553767109I'm assuming he's building her front like a dumbass
>>553767109I'd like to hug and fug that boy
>>553763747I made Oguri go bananas (pick bottom) and she always get slow metabolism everytime , what is her problem?
>>553767042It's in the top left on the home screen in the same spot that has shown drops for sashes and shoes are doubled since the game began. Doesn't specify who it is or what race until you go into career though. It's weird.Speaking of, does anyone know when they bring the double sash and shoes back? Is it every half anniversary or something?
bakushin actually goes pretty hard in pace. I beat lvl 4 showtime event on my other account with that (bad cards)
i still dont understand what Akebonos ability does but it sounds retarded as fuck for a sprinter they should replace it for an ability that makes her unblockable aka fuck out the way neigha
>>553767283this is the best gif on the website
Mares. Also Juvenile Fillies.
I don't want to do another Taishin just to add to my dogshit Taishin collection
>>553761914Thanks all
i wonder whats the minimum stamina cleric grass wonder can get away with to run the next CM i know for a fact her ability is ridiculous strong
>>553766241.1 is stronger than youd think. Basically all inherited accels are .2 after all
mystery orange food
maresmellmare smell
>>553767709Orange?
>shitty S Gold Ship done>shitty S end W.Mayano doneWho should I go for lucky pacer this time? No X.OguriEither Spe, Mcqueen or Doto?
Question, is there some weird bug or something that when you beat team Zenith, little cuckqueen and butter glaze do not appear at URA finals?Happened twice already to me
>>553767575and yet you will
>still 6d left of the event
>>553767830healer grass so you can cheese stamina requirements with blue juice
>>553767830You can never go wrong with McQueen
>>553767865Did you hit S rank on your unity team? They only want a rematch with you, if they think you're hot shit.
when do i bake the next bread
Updated the OP with all the relevant info for this month>>553768106Yes, it's a bit earlier than usual to make a thread>>553768106But I am going to bed>>553768106If you like the changes, please save the updated OP in case it gets deleted
>>553767889I am a slave to the system
>>553768204I don't like change
>>553766827Now this is the kinda gaslight I can get behind
>>553767938I wish we can see gassed out faces easier
What's not working out here? I got bailed out by some big speed rainbows during URA and had enough SP for all the critical skills, so this Taishin is at least useable, but I really don't want to depend on Sleeping Lion actually working. Should I sub in Mayano or Hishi Amazon for Marvelous?
>>553767865>no 2% chance of -1 clocksSounds fine by me
wtf I cant get 1100 speed with only 2 speed cards
>>553387280>>553387280>>553387280
