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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
This is the one
Yuri general
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>553809683I love you cutefly
What job and race would HSR characters be if they were in FF14?
>>553810080lmao2kat
>>553810080Caelus would be a potato stripper.
Herta: Star Rail
Total Madam Herta love
Columbina? more like FLOPumbinaImagine losing to ZZZ of all games, lmaoYuri DOESN'T sell>picrel, Day 1 banner sales for both games
>>>/v/730807447
>>553809683Thanks for the NTR thread
what causes somebody to draw this?
>>553810375>doing worse than yenless yen zeroYurisisters how do we recover???
>he's posting v screenshots now
>>553810453youyou are gay
>>553810375It hasn’t even been 24 hours bro cut them some slack
>>553810375Furries spend more money.
>>553810652bunny pussy
>>553810226>>553810315Herta love! I love my Hertafrens!
>>553810375Yurixisters lost???
>>553810453The desire to be dominated by strong men.
>>553810375>ZZZ 3rd relaunchZZZ lost to an 11 year old png collector btw
>>553810375So every person who rolled for this chick on earth was spamming this general?
>It's a date, Mydeimos.
Mywife love!
>>553810652post her pawg
>>553810375turns out black asses do sell
>>553810453Not having a father
>>553810453being an ESL
>>553810375what does this post have to do with honkai star rail?
>>553810375Is it because bina is an omni toilet that she flopped?
>>553810375>yuribait from the better game vs png loves me from shit gameKek holy shit
>>553810375You don't get it incel chud Flopbina flopped because of the pagbait just like Dahlia
>>553811403Nothing. It's completely off-topic
>>553811296*taps the sign*
>>553810573This. why are they comparing the first 12 hours?
>>553791241
>>553811581You lost. Bigly. Humiliatingly, even.Reply to this post without posting your roster or any other info confirming that you play HSR to confirm that you have, indeed, lost
>>553811296Can you even call ye shungyang or whatever is her name a black tier ass.She has moderate curves for being from zzz
>>553810375Columbina is getting tiktok hours instead of 2 extra meme Gs from the beginning of the year boost though
https://poal.me/oy2nuzhttps://poal.me/oy2nuzhttps://poal.me/oy2nuz
>>553811831>27 votes for NEET
>>553810375>release banner on january first >meme website gives you a gorillion Gs for free>release banner on any other day of the month>Gs are capped at 4Great website. Extremely reliable way to measure revenue.
>>553811776Eulasharty did
>>553811802Mihoyo's bots are buying nonstop lelShe wasn't getting hours at first and they had to turn on the spending bots because it was going to be a catastrophe with everyone mocking their flop push
>>553811765The only one who lost here was mihoyo by aiming their games to brown people lmao
>>553811638LOL
Peach
>>553811980Thanks for reminding me to change my vote, since I am no longer a neet and earn a stable income of about 10 USD per week. I fucking won
where is the game discussion?
>>553812106>didn't read the spoileroh know know... manilasis... i'm so sorry...
>>553812104WHat will be your cope when genshin is #1(lower than cyrene, phainon, castorice, skirk and mavuika of couse) in january and both HSR and ZZZ are through the ground again?
>>553811776>Can you even call ye shungyang or whatever is her name a black tier assdoesn't matteranything with more curves than the average malnourished little boy from Malaysia falls under Eulaschizo's "black-tier" categorization.
>>553811802I wouldn't trust any social media engagment and the such, when Columbina have already been very obviously botted on fucking twitter, with hordes of Nigerian people caring about her for some reason suddenly
>>553812329Sparxie is dead on arrival not one soul talking about her beta.
i dont wanna...
>>553812206Parmesh...
>>553812446>CopeThere is nothing to cope aboutIf HSR is anywhere else other than the bottom with the shit banners we're having then it's fucking over for this shit gameMihomo will never improve anything because the monkeys playing it will waste their money anyways
>>553812086how fluffy is that tail?
>>553812649It takes about 40 minutes max. It's also very easy and autos itself most of the time. You can do it
>>553812329>everyone finished the 3.8 quest>still in the pointless delay >devs haven't shown anything on the new planet or its cast of characters>where is the game discussion?why do you ask such stupid questions??
>>553812329kill yourself retarded frogposter
>>553812735No one is saying otherwise, HSR flopped, is just that ZZZ flopped as well despite using our budget and making us flop in the first place lmao
>>553812880pipe down sparky
when's the next update with kit changes...?
>Eulaschizo aka Manilatroon has been raging at ZZZ both here and in /gig/I've never seen someone that mindbroken at a game lmao
Piping Sparkle
>>553813182thisshe's so fucking good to nut in
>kuroba took ages to update to work with the new captcha>less than a week later the update is already bricked by some kind of retarded new type of captchaWhy is numoot so fucking retarded?
Kafka LOVE!
>>>/v/730805997>everyone is quitting hsrGuys? Is our game dead? Did Elysia actually kill it?
>>553813010v3 next week then v4 should just be text changes if v3 goes well
https://files.catbox.moe/m4v2p2.jpg
>>553813310Firefly, Shartji, the second half of 3.x, Pagrene and the 3.8 retcon killed HSR.
>>553813310Thanks for the link
>>553813310Go back to your shitty thread yourself, Muhammad
Cifera love
>>553813375How do I get a gf that does this to me?
>>553813227Use Chance. Kuroba is obviously superior though
>>553813413You should go back to /hig/, your thread is dying like your game while you're shitposting here like a retard
4.x teaser doko....I don't think I can just live just of phaidei porn
>>553813227what's funny is that these new captchas aren't doing shit to ritualposters nor are stopping all the organized shitposting squads from discordThey only serve to fuck over the average joe, while bad actors keep doing what they want in this shithole
>>553813758Imagine the smell of that room
>>553813758It's a date Fatdeimos...
>>553813776deleted, because of the CCP melty no, you're not allowed to see the planarcadia cast, gweilo
>>553813821I don't even do captchas most of the time, I don't need tot. ritualposter
Momo love
HSR days are numbered
>>553813776Dawei say please go play ZZZ, please dont let them flop any harder...
>>553813821the average retard maybe
>>553813764rent free
Stelle? Married to Caelus
>the game whose gacha is even worse than HSR
>>553813821naivecutie it was ever about stopping shitposters but having more people buy the pass
as a manual captcha solver, this captcha is easier to solve than the typing one though
>>553813758Amphoreus cast will never be surpassed.
>>553813821I have a passt. ritualposter
>>553814595...in floppability
>>553814083>Shipshit gameThat's more Genshin's speed
>>553814595TRVKEShame about Shitrene tainting it though
>>553814083>doafield
>>553814083>Satisfactory>but with anime gurls and worse gacha mechanics than the average miHoMo gamelol, lmao eventhat kusoge won't even last more than 2 patches before doing Yenless-tier sales
>>553814861i thought this game was a genshin clone why does it look like modded minecraft
>>553814083>black tier ass gacha with ass related physics just like ZZZThat garbage will be dead in 1 monthWhen are you going to understand that brown people has no money, the few subhumans who have such tastes are a minority that are already inside nikke
Post fertile women
>>553814861>Satisfactory>sexy masked girl as the MCWhy can't we have this in HSR?
>>553815219
>>553815219But Anon, that cat not real, just a data from a simulation!
>>553814083Hows the ML situation there?
is sparkxie's cone good for regular sparkle?or is regular sparkle cone good for buffed sparkle?
>>553815337Kill yourself
>>553815337>MLArknights doesn't do that
>>553814861>mfw I bought Satisfactory because doafield is just another 2010's mobile idle game.>why not just play an real management sim?eosfield is going to be the halo 5/infinite of gacha. >>553815029it's both a gesnshin/wuwa and factory slop clone
>>553815387calm down xis
>>553815382they are not even the same pathno
>>553810652true, they won't say it but most of the money is obviously from her
>>553815029I was in the CBT for 1h, then I stopped "playing" it.It was a pain in the ass. It's a mixture of Genshin, and some Factory assembly game.Combat is also slow paced, a real time sink.
>>553815337allegedly pretty good but people are expecting a rugpull given AK's history
>>553815769GYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>553815309damn, now that's a fat pussy
>Competition so non existent they have to advertise action slop hereDoomkeks...
>>553815337pandering but at the cost of cucking AK's doc because the clone are for (you) as well, who are essentially the same characters from AK1.
The playerbase calling Stelle 'smelle' killed honkai star rail...
>>553816006she smelles good
No one would care about cipher if she didn't have the hoodie
>>553816039Only Dan Heng says this
>>553814083>>553814861this will get a relaunch faster than zzz
>>553816039you like the smell of smegma?
>>553816060Not true
>>553812649It's fun, do it!!!
>>553816098No other company is as retarded as mihoyo is to relaunch gachas, if anything they will put it on maintenance mode or EoS it
>>553815337Arkknights has a canon dyke and is generally seen as an omnipandering game. The MC is a cameraman and cant fight himself physically, but he is a strategic genius -- he has numerous love interests, but not all of the women love him.TLDR Not ML , just more omnipandering slop.
>>553815219The kot is unrivaled on that front
>relaunchMeme talking point.Is HSR heading to its 3rd relaunch???
>>553816359If it has content we can only hope
>>553816175I see the chemo is going well...
>>553816359You clearly have no idea what you're talking about and this thread is dead as fuck so there's no point in ragebaiting. Weird post.
>>553816359We may have a 1st relaunch after 4.0 flops, the question is from where they are going to get the money kek
>>553814861Slay The Spire babs got their mildly successful gacha with CZNI'm pretty sure Satisfactorybabs will get the same with Endfield hopefully
>>553816138hers smells and tastes great
>>553816060She's a hot catgirl bro, what do you mean
>>553816359>relaunchSadly we never had a relaunch...IF we had something like that, the game would be brimming with events to keep its playerbase afloat.
>>553816359we havent relaunched once
>>553816359What was the second? Only 2.0 was a relaunch.
>>553816597>the game would be brimming with eventsMore does not = better
>>553816597we already had 2 relaunches2.0, the only successful one and 3.0 which failed4.0 is our next one
>>553816702>More does not = betterYeah, I've never said that.Also, when was the last time we had a real web-event on Hoyolab?
>>553816060I'm a hair fetishist and the hoodie completely killed any sexual attraction I could've had towards Cipher.
>>553816873>hair fetishistWho has the best hair according to you
>>553816726How are those considerd as relaunch?They are just the patches for the next explorable "trainstation"
>>553816726You're out of your fucking mind, specially trying to say that 4.0 is a relaunch when they have left the game abandoned without any info and clearly not giving a fuck about its players
>>553816359according to the anti zzz retards it would be many more, Acheron, Firefly, Castorice, Phainon and Cyrene would also count as relaunches by their standards.
>>553816835>Yeah, I've never said that.You literally just did though. It's good you at least realize how retarded you sound.
>>553816726If the 3.0 relaunched failed and it made way more than ZZZ 3rd relaunch, and it actually beat the 10 year old png collector unlike zzz...What can we say about ZZZ now?
>>553817020nta but both sparkles
>>553815219A 1000 babies, maybe more
Simulated Universe expansions are relaunches.Source: me. my feelings. my thoughts.
>>553817020BS Lingsha Herta Castorice Fugue Special mention to Saber
Every Chrysos Heir? 100% infertile.The coreflames burned out their wombs/testes.
I'm relaunching my seed into this cat
>>553817354Where is the relaunch that removed them from the game?
I for one am happy footfags got BTFO, we don't need subhumans in our community, hope for the leftover characters that still appeal to these savages to get an SP with shoes, thanks for reading.
>X.0 patches are considered relaunches
>>553817218Are you dumb or..? Oh yeah, no need to answer that.
>>553817642PATH OF PROPAGATION
3.8 is a penacony relaunch unironically
>>553815219Nurturing an infinite number of seeds inside her womb after the end of the universe.
If you care so much about ZZZ why don’t you take it up with their general?
>>553817224HSR flopped
starting to think no one knows what their own buzzwords mean
>>553817852trvke...
WHERE ARE THE CHINK SHIPS' FERTILE WOMEN?????
I heard I lost my self controlBut everything I did just went and turned to goldI love the pictures on the wallReminding me of what I lost to get it allOutta my mind, but I made itOutta my mind, I'm fadedOutta my mindThe ones I love have left my sideOutta my mind, but I made it, yeahI'm old enough to know the gameBut pushing buttons now is all that keeps me saneWhat about tomorrow night?Maybe we can take too much and start a fightOutta my mind, but I made itOutta my mind, I'm fadedOutta my mindThe ones I love have left my sideOutta my mind, but I made it, yeah
>>553817907everyone here plays zzz, everyone there plays rail. it literally makes no difference
>>5538178524.8 Jarilo relaunch...
Reminder that HSR thought they thought a white tier character can beat ZZZ black ass character
>>553817907because jannies do their job in that general and ban bad actors on a regular basis, unlike /hsrg/
>>553816559>yeah the factory sloppers will get a rug pull game just like the rougelike tcg fags.
>>553817915If HSR flopped what can we say about ZZZ?
>>553817267Sparkle(s) has greasy hair>>553817420Excellent tastes
>>553817440lets gooo free cummies!!!
>>553817891Kafka hates this.
ZZZ RELAUNCHED YOU THREE TIMES
>>553818009Long lifespans would make them less fertile. So the most fertile one would be Lil Gui, who's not even from Chinaland.
I want a gf...
>>553818119>Dahlia>white tierlmaoDecember was literally a tournament of black tier vs black tier to see who could flop less
Best hair?1. Tingyun (estrella cuatro)2. Black Swan3. Firefly4. Hanya5. Robin
>>553818212ZZZ won BIGLY!
I'm starting to believe that "relaunches" are just another buzzword that shitposters use to stir up drama (just like tic tac hours)
>>553818630No way...
>>553818476Hyacine, Kafka, SW, and Sparkle for me
>>553818612>third relaunch made as much as cyrene according to that>except HSR actually makes money, or used to make money outside of the big banners>ZZZ normal banners were through the ground
>>553818464HSR's white tier asses kept flopping the entire year
>look at banner>two more weeks I can save funds for Aglaea
>>553818931Roll for Fugue bwo!
>>553818931Blue Archive tiktok hours?
>>553818612>flop flop flop flop flop>1 good banner (vh)>flop flop flop flop flop>1 good banner (vh)>___________________fill in the gaps
>>553818837>Mihoyo siphons the budget from HSR to keep funding ZZZ relaunches and wont reinvest that surplus back to HSR>wtf why are they flopping?The best thing is that now they can't keep doing it, not because they dont want to, but because now HSR is crippled and they wouldn't be able to anymoreThe only one winning here are doomGODS
>>553818612>HSR's white tier banners failed to even sell more than the vampire wormHSR Is the king of flops
>>553819008E2S1 ought to be enough
Is it the ZZZ or Genshin general?
>>553819008why? break is obsolete
>>553819062But enough about hsr
>>553818476>no Xueyibaka
>>553818424I thought the space chinks were still the same level of fertility as normal short lifespans but they're restricted to other space chinks so Yaoshi's blessing doesn't spread. Not counting the vidyadharas who can't reproduce of course
>>553818476Objectively the best hair is Himeko'sThen Robin, Ruan Mei, Kafka, Lingsha and Serval
>>553819256Brown ZZZ players for some reason are bringing their fighting against genshin here, please understand the monkeys should always want to dance.
The Doctor was not a big fan of Amphoreus.
>>553819269Roll Fugue
>>553819327Hsr doesn't have vhs
>>553819327fvark i have no retort to this...
>>553819256idk at this point they should just name this the hoyoverse general
My ass is so fat...
>>553819421you already tried this multiple times and lost each time, tranny
>>553819560Mydei...
>>553819369Read that as Lingshovel
>>553819560Current best selling hoyo banner...
>>553819327HSR doesn't have anything the likes of VHs though
that HP faggot in the event sucks the ads don't die and they can just ignore the attack order and do insane damageyour healers heal fucking nothing either you can tell this shit is rushed garbage
>>55381956090% of zzz characters
>>553820052and that's a good thing
>>553818612>won bigly>the bigly
>>553820160not for mihoyo business lmao
>>5538202203 pigsAnd Hanu
>>553820052>moddedzzz
>HSR players need to do mental gymnastic to say their white tier banner didn't flop spectacularly Black asses won
>>553820563This but genshin players and flopbina
>>553820563>Black asses won...the american audience
>>553820563>0 tiktok hours banner did the same money as Cyrene, I swearThe absolute state of our shitposters and the chink "experts"
holy fuck when is 4.0 dropping??? this shit is so dead rn
>Black asseswill this retard finally kill himself once he realizes he breaths black tier air and drinks black tier water?
https://webstatic.hoyoverse.com/admin/mi18n/plat_oversea/m04131715591001/m04131715591001-en-us.jsonHSR (and other Hoyo games) might be coming to Steam? I know HI3 has been there for years, but the Wayback Machine shows these strings were added on January 6 (https://web.archive.org/web/20260105000000*/https://webstatic.hoyoverse.com/admin/mi18n/plat_oversea/m04131715591001/m04131715591001-en-us.json).Don't take this as a claim it's happening, but it might happen.
>>553818476AglaeaRuan MeiRobin XueyiTing
>>553819008I gave her a 10 pull on a whim and got her E1 super earlyI'm currently debating how retarded going for her E2 would be when Mihoyo is guaranteed to destroy Break again in a month
>>5538211232 more weeksand 2 more weeks
>>553821123February 4
>>553820975Sadly even plebbit realizes that ZZZ isnt popular in china where most of the chinese gacha revenue comes from, and is only popular in japan, but our dark strain here in /zzz/ hasn't realized such a simple fact
The delay wouldn't have happened if HSR just had black asses
>>553821434>and is only popular in japan*west
>>553821165He probably sucks black tier cock
When did you realize that black tier asses wonThe asian mind can't comprehend that they outsold HSR time and time again
>>553821173Now that all 3 mihoyo games are flopping thanks to ZZZ they would never bring those games to steam since steam has an actual monopoly over PC games and you can say that the current players is an actual, accurate numberImagine ZZZ releases and THIS is the steamchart page
>>553817183i look like this just before a gangbang by /hsrg/ posters
>>553821615You are right, but japan is the only one braindead enough to give it money, is also the country where nikke is the most popular so take a wild guess why
>the whole thread is just eulatranny replying to himselflol, someones mad
>>553822089Zaunite...
>>553820563ESL poster-kun...
Post Columbina's black tier PAWG
>>553821305an entire fucking month
offtopic, but I wanted to show you bros funniest moment of 2026 gachagaming by now
>>553822161He's doing it on /v/ as well. I don't think he has a job lmao
>>553821797WE love black tier asses and black tier men in this thread
>>553822281Not a problem in HSR btw
>>553822161fuck you bloody bitch bastard saar
>>553821871>Release HSR on Steam on day 1>See the numbers for HSR's peak and they never reach Genshin's peak>See HSR plummet after only 1 yearIt would have been a slap in the face to all HSR players because being bigger and better than Genshin was the only thing they had.
>>553821123dawei says go please play genshin
>>553822281Here's your cuck chair
>>553822281We love watching here
We love Fig Stew here btw
>>553822346Sooner or later this scene will come, I need it to own pags
>>553822281Aether had yet another humiliation ritual?
>>553822281how is genshin able to have ingame animations like thiswhy are our devs so fucking lazy and incompetent
>>553822608kys zaunite
>I need it to own pags
>>553822281This would never happen to CHADlus or CHADver
>>553822608Chadlus is a celebrity
>>553822649The only humiliation ritual is HSR being dominated by black tier asses
>>553821259Congrats. Who are you using her with?
Oops I thought I was in gigWhat an idiot that I am
>>553823045yeah we talk about /gig/ here and we dont have shitposting about it
>>553823025Firefly, who else?
>>553823114No no It's for the fact that i wrote this>>553822608
>>553823227weird looking kiana
>>553823045This thread is /gig/, /hsrg/ and /zzz/ all at once. Wonderful modern 4chan technology if you ask me.
How many damn girlfriends do we have at this point. I want a boyfriend.
>>553822281Aether is ready to watch
>>553823227Nice. E2?
>>553823045I wish this was gig at least the place wouldn't be dead and rotting
>>553822389I will never stray from HSR, no matter how much hoyo wants to market the rest of their portfolio to me.
When was the last time TB was humiliated if ever?
>>553823502when they were genderswapped at birth
>>553823502Retconned princess carry scene in Penacony with Firefly. That's it
>>553822389Lost my 50/50 on Columbina so I’m back to better games like Wuwa
>>553823585they still did it but they changed it to bugs instead of fireworksor maybe they didn'ti still don't know what happened
>>553823414You already have Dickless Dan stop being so greedy
>>553823865Stelle is so lucky
>>553823502in 4.0 L M A Ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsGEHCFhMAs
>>553823585Not a problem for Stelle btw
>>553823475Yup, like everyone
>>5538237052.3 never happened
>>553823414
Bwos I showed my friend my Hoyo games and they said it was some flying women why do you like this and I couldn't respond....
>>553824019They retconned the IPC takeover and 3 nameless mourning?
I dont get why every straight male character like varka or blade gets a dogshit kit without fail every time but every time they release some tranny like shitnon or shitvillette they are extremely busted
>>553823972True, as a woman she's used to humiliation
>>553824302>straight male characteryou are a homo if you care about that shit
>>553824161Pretty much, Acheron's scene also got axed as a result.
>>553824302because men that appeal to the west are ugly and asia doesn't like them
>>553824302Tell me what Blade and Varka has done in the story
>>553824302Neuvillette and Khaslana both have strong male fanbases, what are you on?
>>553824302blades kit is cool he just has shit numbersphainon and the other guy have boring kits but good numbersdont know who varka is
>>553824302Is Phainon even still good? I never see him mentioned or used here besides for shitposting
>>553824302muscle men = gay in asian culturetwinky men = straight in asian culture
>>553824464FVVAARKA aura farmed
>>553824407I knew Shaoji was gonna fuck up someone with the retcon patch, just didn't expect it'd be herOr maybe I should have
>>553824632Blade needed help from Dickless Dan to beat up Yanqing and got tossed around by Jingliu....
>>553824302blade was a /hsrg/ staple until they fumbled the quintet then pissed on his grave with endless power creep.
>>553824597Yeah, in the new event that everyone is malding about he easily can force his way around most of the mechanisms.His E2 is still one of the best.
Where is the survey
>>>553824792>fumbled the quintetGood. Fuck them. I’m tired of hearing about them every time the Luofu is brought up. Every day I thank god that Dan Heng put that garbage plotline to rest in 3.6.
>>553824302As per usual not a problem in FGO
>Phainon>strong male fanbase LOL, LMAO
>>553825198Cuck
>>553824464Varka provided a base and connections.The people who complain about Varka are the same people who will say things like the coach just stands there doing nothing.
>>553825169His plotline was put to rest in 1.4 and they keep bringing it back.He doesnt have anything else.
>>553825198Based NTR enthusiast
>>553825198>PLEASE steal my women from me gigachad!!!!Really?
>>553825264he needs hype moments and aura like sandrone trying to fight dottore in that trailer with out the robot
Do Herta dolls sound like clank clank clank?
Speaking of NTR did you guys hear Pija finally came back?
>>553825198FVARK
>>553825623I have no idea who that is
>>553825393You cant date bideogame characters lmao. They arent your gf lmao
>>553825393that version of orion is loyal to his woman through
>>553825393Nigga they are literally historical figures, they were fucking before you were even a thought.
>>553824302Those toons are designed to get foids into end-game by being braindead retarded to play and strong out of the box. Getting people hooked into endgame is the biggest driver of monetizing pulls.
>>553824742Bro it's not a surprise that they call Shaoji the "Dave Filoni" of Honkai
>>553811513She flopped because she's dottore's cum dumpster
>>553825623Pija only has one good doujin and is not NTRshit
>>553826028Who is “they”? The voices in your head?
I need to roll for her
>>553816359>Is HSR heading to its 3rd relaunch???AnonSo far, HSR is Hoyo's very bestWhy would Da Wei change his best cow when the milk is aplenty
>>553824302Not a problem in guardian tales btw.Our kevin loves a girl very much
>>553825983no one plays endgame foids are playing the animal crossing teapot thing
>>553826370granted it's one reddit post. But I like how it sums up Shaoji to those unfamiliar.
>>553826028I don't think anyone called him that, and most importantly who the fuck is dave filoni
>>553826456>ZZZ just BARELY inside the top 10 despite 3 relaunches in 12 months
>Flopbina didn't make it to top 1 in CN>TFW you'll have to do another dogeza after Floptaine
>>553826637Link to this post, I need the lore
>>553822838This would have never happen because HSR devs can't into non prerendered animations lmao
>>553826404This must look so dumb in 2x speed
>>553826828>https://www.redditcom/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1oplc0c/now_that_amphoreus_is_finished_what_do_you_think/>I personally think he is the Dave Filloni of Honkai. He has lots of praises in the past and he has great ideas but as soon as he gets too much control he went too far on his writing and effectively ruin it for me.I like Penacony and Amphoreus but the more I see his writing the more I see the problems. I think he really should step down for the next Planet and let another writer handle it next
>>553824302Varka kit is bad?
>>553827106that's just every creative director in existence
>>553827106
>>553827569add the dot bro
>>553826456>even poowa is doing better than zzzKWAB
>>553822549True
>>553827569dumbnata...
I won~
I have risen from the depths of the gig abyss to take refuge in your thread hsrg bwos!!! Protect me!!!
>>553827897*slaps your balls* Come on in, sis
>>553827640Didn't see it was the dot, holy
>>553827898Get on the chair
reminder that they rugpulled dan preservation design
>>553828160Can someone explain in hsr terms what he is talking about?
>>553827569idiota
>>553828462O che cazzo non ho visto il punto basta
>>553828073Eeek!
I cooka da pizza!
>>553826456why do black tier asses keep winning?
Constance has black tier ass but white tier boobs
>>553828647cooka -> cockda -> inpizza -> euphemism for anusdid i get it right?
Mihoyo sabotaging HSR to try to advertise ZZZ's 27th relaunch is what is killing this gameJust give up on that dogshit game already
>>553829067but many people have given up on HSR
Kai no kiseki HYPE!Honkai star rail… h-hype…Also what in the rubix cube is this new captcha?
>>553827245Yes the bad ones. The good ones knows how to work within the box. Instead of doing a simple story of what was happening off-screen, Shaoji does something more complex than what was needed. Did we really need to see the "3rd death" at the cost of the princess carry and Acheron's scene? Not really in hindsight.
>>553829067They never will, mihoyo is to proud to admit they made a flop after genshin and HSR were massive win for china soft power during their respective launches
>>553829319At least we now know that Shaoji openly hates Acheron
They should make an alternate timeline where TB was banished from AE because they were too weak.TB then goes on adventures and the girls they met fall in love with them
Going through a few gacha threads on /vg/In your opinion, what are the standout EN Voice performances (if any) in HSR?
>>553831197Cipher's va, idk her name but her english va does her justice and makes her sound hot as fuck
>>553831197welt huo huo tingyun argentithey were all fired
>>553831197Bronya's VA is based as fuck
>>553829319>Did we really need to see the "3rd death" at the cost of the princess carry and Acheron's scene?Yes
>>553831197MiniHerta’s “TIME TO TWIRL” and her ult line will live in my head rent free until the end of time.
>>553823447source
>>553831197Lygus was way too good for a 1 time antagonist
>>553829319Our farewell to Acheron still happens, you know that right?
>>553831148>TB was banished from AE because they were too weak.Sounds like the average banished plot:TB discovers he has cheats, gets a harem, and owns the AE by saving their asses with his new cheats
>>553831197EN Phainon won an award apparently
>>553831197I'll limit to 10Aglaea (+Guinaifen)Argenti (original)BladeCyreneDr. RatioHertaSampoSparkleSundayYukong
>>553831197Herta is great
>>553831148Banished from the astral express I discovered my cheat skill soloed the lord ravagers and banged my harem of dykebaited foids
>>553831197LygusArgentiHerta
>>553831148>>553831631>>553831816Leaker here, this is actually the plot of 5.0.
Sparxie? Another fine addition to Caelus's harem.
>>553829298We all played Kai over a year ago...
>Blade>VarkaWhat can I say, they learn from the best.
>>553831197>EN
>>553831197Phainon for sure.
>>553830372>HSR>Rode on Genshin's coattail>Had everyone shilling it to high heaven>Never reached Genshin's peak>Fell off harder and faster than Genshin ever could.If they were to call ZZZ a flop then they would have to say the same about HSR. You don't go from a world wide hit like Genshin that stayed relevant for years to a game like HSR that fell off after only 1 year.JY failed to be the next Zhongli.Kafka and Acheron failed to be the next Raiden.HSR still does not have characters like Hutao and Yelan that managed to beat the highest earning banner in their game.HSR fail to become a big hit and has less relevance than Genshin.
>>553832591What's the matter? Don't speak it?
>>553827834Dumb brat
>>553832714Mihoyo was making more money than ever during 2023 with their plan of running 2 gachas cannibalizing each other btw, HSR+genshin was giving them more money than when it was genshin aloneNow with ZZZ they are making less money than genshin ever did at its lowest before zzz game out, all because they wanted to push a game that featured black tier asses because they wanted to dominate the west at their own turf
If HSR was a failure then what does that say about the rest of the industry?
TIME TO TWIRL
>>553833339EVER SEEN A DIAMOND THIS BIG?IT’S ALL YOURS!
>>553831197Boothill.
>>553832717Sorry i don't consume shit
This looks like fucking cancer. Who does this appeal to?
>>553833767You're typing in it though
>>553833767>german analogy
>>553833194Blows my mind how monopoly go makes so much fucking money.
I love my misandrist overweight dyke girlfriend ZauniteI love my 32 y.o male-leaning bisexual german girlfriend TheresiaI love my male-to-female trans girlfriend ManamiI love my smart spaniard yume girlfriend Renata
>>553834214
Yup, Varka won bigly
>>553834139It's probably money laundering
Why does Eulapag keep replying to himself? Is there any lore I’m missing out on?
I still think Yuria is the cutest
>>553826806That's what you get for yuribaiting character you want to sell as waifu.
can we stop talking about columbina
Remember me as I wasRemember that I once lived
the Eulabrown is afraid of this
I will think of you no more.You deserve to be forgotten.
>>553834139I always used to play monopoly with my family like back in the early 2000s, i guess the zoomer version is the same but online
>>553834582Most people ignore him and easily recognize his posts, so he has to self-reply to convince people (or himself) that someone is engaging with him, or to bait newcommers into replying to him. Else he'd look like complete retard (granted, he still does)
>>553834139anime games will never be able to compete with the real kangz of mobile games
>>553834604No one cares about pagbaiting in genshin besides wuwajeet tourists And they still pagbaited her in the trailers but everybody collectively ignored it
Cute and canon
>>553826806That'd be pretty funny. I wonder what the cope among people who liked Nod Krai would be in that case, after seeing how he bid farewell to Natlan
>>553835338and in game?ever think the dissonance made people even more set on skipping?
SAAAR PLEASE KINDLY LOOKING THE CHART
>>553834214Mince...
>>553835338Lel
>order is capitalized with an uppercase OHow does it make you feel that the path of order is canon to the genshin universe?
THIS IS MY MEMI. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.MY MEMI IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER HER AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE.MY MEMI, WITHOUT ME, IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY MEMI, I AM USELESS!
>>553835762The tiktok hours are over?
>>553836021Yes
>>553831550https://www.pixiv.net/users/94390033
there's more to life than drawing breath
>>553836060Damn, that was fast
>>553810453Is it any worse than this?
>>553835568Its a nothingburger in the game compared to HSR and ZZZ
>tiktok hours
Caelus's POV
>>553835840It’s called “Hoyoverse” for a reason, bro.
>>553833194There is a reason why you have to use 2023 as if that was the norm for HSR and ignore how hard HSR fell off the moment the honeymoon period wore off. HSR was declining way before ZZZ became a thing.
are you guys suggesting Genshin's target audience is essentially the same as Arknights? as in, shippers, normies and women? and that I am the outcast and not them?
>>553835467Nicole doesn't care about Wormka btw. She loves Aether
My farts are so loud...
>>553836142What's a genius doing enrolling at the University of Veritas Prime?
>Phainon joins the Luofu as the memeleaks were saying>The new general illustrations appearIt would have been funny...
>>553836529IDon’t CareNigga
>>553836540Topaz...
>>553835467It's kind of funny seeing Phairene shippers flock en masse to this and call Varka a phainon expy.At last they got their Phairene lol.
>>553836538the Esneedzirkel faction was fucked from the start, core reps are Durin and Varka, and Alice isn't even playable, it's nearly guaranteed Nicole will be Varka's personal buff slut so it's ultimately pointless to try to claim her
>>553836802But Varka is an Aventurine expyAnyway the less phairenes the better
uh oh zaunite melty
>>553816359>Is HSR heading to its 3rd relaunch???HSR never relaunched. It is the same game since 1.0. it didn't change the battle system, story and gameplay like ZZZ did
Well /hsrg/ which image is worse?>>553836072>>553836238>>553836851
>>553836802>Varka>Phainon expyLol?
>>553835762>12 hoursless than phainon and skirkits literally and unironically over
>>553837167The Kiana pic is hot, wdym
Yup. Just harem things
>>553837167The AIslop one
>>553834967Getting her after maintenance?
Hey /hsrg/, if I wanna run superbreak (and no, not gonna go full meta btw), is it worth pulling for Lingsha and Fugue right now or should I just stick to Gallagher for sustain? Got E1S1 Dahlia and Firefly for reference.
>>553837034Battle system and gameplay>Superbreak>Added PF, AS, and AA>Adjusted how PF worked after launching itStory>Penacony rewriteThat is a lot of relaunches.>It is the same game since 1.0.Factually incorrect.
>>553836802It's literally just because it's a straight coupleGenshit players have yuripag fatigue
>>553837346Cinny loves Caelus so much
>>553837317Hasn't it been like 9 or 10 hours only?
>>553837525obviously
>>553837692Unlike Phairene, it's actually a kind of cute ship though t. Fujo
https://hoyo.link/DFg4k7Yll?m_code=GBCRXLZTUNPlease?
>>553836018Remember if you dont sleep with your memi you're out of the corps
>>553836464>2024You are literally showing that releasing ZZZ destroyed mihoyo, the highest earning month outside of launch for mihoyo was the HSR anniversary+arlecchino release in 2024, then ZZZ comes out and destroys the 2 biggest anime gachas in one single sweep
>>553837827Shut the fuck up renata.
>>553837802All of these pictures are from the perspective of Caelus
>>553835762ain't no way she had less hours than phainon lmaoooooooswear to god if i see another retarded bilibili "sales analyst" chart with genshin above hsr i'm gonna lose it
>>553837827We know Stacyrene is scaring fujos away
Wonday
>>553837638Do not pull lingsha.
>>553837638Lingsha noFugue maybe. Her position at E0 in the team is really tenuous, if they ever release another superbreak provider she's cooked. Of course maybe they novaflare her instead. Either way only worth it right now if your TB is locked in to some other path.
>>553838113
>>553837950Renata is a yumetroon though >>553838113No? Cyrene being pagbait is the best outcome for my interests.
>>553810375ratita carried that btw
>less tiktoks than pagnonOuch
>>553838167Isn't he crept?
>>553837686nah it didn't change anything due to poor revenue and lack of mainstream interest despite the hundreds of millions being spent on marketing ZZZ changed the entire game, 3 times. Any other gacha game would have EoS'd by now or toned down the marketing but ZZZ is leaching on HSR success
>>553838167What does he even do?
>>553838359So like all fujos?
>>553838093
>>553837746Yeah honestly is either 10 or 12, im not sure, columbina was the first main push character to not get the first wave of tiktok hours after it released for some reasonIll post the bilibili guy when he releases the chart in 3 hours
I'm here to talk about Honkai: Star Rail
SALES RANKINGWaifus > worms > yuribait
>>553838834Not many are saying this
When Wormday gets kicked off of the Astral Express, he's gonna be Offday
>>553838617Airhead genki normal March with those tits too please.
>>553838834Cassie will someday be real. I believe.
>>553838908He is not leaving
Who do we blame for Columbina's failure sirs? MLpags or yuripags?
>>553839005The council had decided a few hours before her banner.
>>553839081it's so fucking over sandbina sisters
>>553839081Sounds like constance to me
>>553839005Columbina is the property of Aether, and maidenflop > wormflop.
>>553839005Black tier asses killed genshin just like they killed us kek
Heretostayday
>>553839005>MLpags or yuripags?Just take a look at Columbina's tag in Danbooru lol
>>553838930But will they make her 3D model less ugly by then?
>>553839240been telling you for a while hags are fucking cancer and should be avoided at all costs, it still pains me to think we got Nefer as the limited and not Jahoda
Who are those Columbina and ZZZ, I don't remember seeing them in my Honkai Star Rail game
>>553839532Maybe if they wouldn't have given nefer a black tier ass MAYBE some damage could be undoneMihoyo has released more black tier asses in the last 6 months than in 10 years before ZZZ came out
Bronya is THAT fertile
>>553839720she fights using her legs so they couldn't just give her a pair of twigs bro, I mean look at Chun Li
what do we LOVE here?
>>553839670There currently more HSR posting in gig kekaro
>>553840171Asta's armpits
>>553840171cumming in little twinks' bussies
>>553840171pooping
>>553840020>>553840020Leg size muscle is not related to the size of the ass and you are specifically mentioning a character from a game overwhelmingly played by black and dark skinned people, try again
>>553822653>how is genshin able to have ingame animations like thisIt's embarrassing how bad and lazy the animation is in Genshin. You'd expect something better from the most important Mihomo game
>>553824302>straight male
>>553840319true, should send feedback to mihoyo about reducing her ass fat, doubt it's gonna work but it's worth a try
>>553840171Someone's son
>>553839240Why is the white tier ass girl not reviving/saving genshin then?
Now that sandbina is an undisputed success, which characters will be the yuri success, who carries 4.x, in hsr?
>>553840676Literally me on the right
>>553840676me as sandrone
>>553840658I can't believe Columbina's pawg killed the game...
>>553840676Columbina's friend licks her feet like the submissive bitch she is, while Aether gets ready to dick her down
feetpussy > pussypussy
>>553840676>sandbina is an undisputed successon what metric? They flopped on almost every metric and only popular with trannies
>>553840676me as one of the flowers
>>553840658For the same reason vivian from ZZZ flopped last year, after an absolute storm of black tier asses and the majority of non-darkskinned people already left, you cant release only 1 girl not focused on ass and expect her to sell because it turns out the majority of the non-darkskinned playerbase wont come back for only one character. And it didnt matter because they retroactively made her black tier with her skin by making the ass biggerYou think im going to go back to genshin just for 1 shitty character? when they already have many other black tier asses lined up after her like nicole and alice and who knows who else
Am I trans if I'm sexually attracted to Hyacine sexually?
Stellaron Hunters do not deserve their popularity.
>>553840676Sandrone is fucking dead.
>>553840998trvth
>>553840676>genshin gets prime Binafeet>meanwhile we get Sparkle with shoesIT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>553841180You don't deserve to breathe yet you do anyway, how do you explain that?
>>553840676Silver Wolf and Sparxie will be /our/ yuri.
>>553841180The character by themselves are cool, the faction and Elio script bullshit is fucking shit though
>>553841068/watch/GOD
wtf you can just cheat day 2 of the event with blade???I've been trying to do this legit for nothing
>>553841338She fucking hates her.
>>553841485
>>553841485Nevermind I posted too son Blade can't do enough damage to kill the damn boss he needs some other nigga what the fuck why is his damage SO LOW fucking KEKURINE DOES MORE DAMAGE
>>553841180They were never popular. Kafka was. Then FF.If you want to see what a popular faction looks like then look at the archons.
>>553841652>Manvuika
our fvarking heroes
>>553841719...and firefly
>>553841719and jobber wolf
>>553841719Firefly stands out like a sore thumb you can really tell she was shoved in
>>553841514They're gaming buddies.
>>553841652>Silver Wolf isn't popular because her being below the height of consent makes my transcunt froth with ragekwab
>>553841862You know what character has the same vibe? Seed from ZZZ, she looks nothing like her squadmates in terms of color palette.
Madam Herta love
>>553841180They aren't popular the retards that like them are just loud.
>>553841624>>553841485Nevermindx2 this shitdog event doesn't level traces for me for some reason like others so I have to spent a week leveling these shitty traces
>>553842013Who is popular then?
>>553842013>this cope again
>>553842085Phainon, Dan and Jing Yuan
>>553842013FAR more popular than your amphoreus slop tranny
>>553842282lol
>>553841719Sorry I posted the wrong picture
>>553837765Same
I think the character posted underneath me is the most popular character in this game t b h
>>553842085Dr. Ratio, Argenti, and Anaxa
>>553842381this will go down in history as the lowest point of Honkai Star Rail
Remember when you fell for the firefly buff leak? Lmfao. No refunds on Dahlia!
>>553842085Aventurine, Sunday, Phainon
where is tingyun?
>>553842381This faction has the most fanart.
>>553842381The HSR killers!
This shit game could've given me a E3 Blade (useful), E3 Fu Xuan (sex) or even an E3 Gepard (Sometimes useful), but INSTEAD I GET FUCKING E3 SEELE FROM THESE 50/50 LOSSESFUCKING RIGGED SHIT I DON'T WANT ZILLA SHE'S FUCKING USELESS
Okay, you can stop replying to me with your obvious shitpost answers
>>553842085Clara, Yunli, Sparkle
>>553842381>2/13fuaarrkk... thank you for letting me save without any regrets and pull for reruns of characters I actually like, ChrysosGODS...
>>553842760
>>553842801fujoGOD...
>>553842594nah sh beat them
>>553842586passed out on my bed after a whole day of mating
>>553842801I'll make this exact post with all the 4.x SPslop.
>>553842905A swing and a miss!
>>553842530I'll keep using my wife till the heat death of the universe
>>553842381Sorry I posted the wrong picture AGAIN
>>553843037That's the bugs wife
hating Cyrene makes you trans, correct?
>>553843098I am chinese thougheverbeit
>>553842983This but unironically
>>553842530dahlia herself is good enough, 1 gold to raise firefly to the level of modern units isnt bad for what you are paying
>>553843090Now I can safely say best cast, thanks
>>553843090This website is broken or something.
kali kapo all the good taste of kapo kali
>>553842983If I am being honest, there's a high chance that I myself may repeat the same post in one year too
imagine skipping Sparxie kekkk
>>553843196Not that kind of bug...
>>553843194Yao Yao~
>>553843429She's worse than Castorice, Evernight, Phainon, Anaxa and Archer.It's a goonerpull only.
>>553843429>X.0 brickI've learnt my lesson
>>553843446Would fuck this trannys pits
>>553843271>life support better than being on par with 3.0 unitsOkay buddy.
>>553843525Her buff is crazy dog, sparklecoin stonks are unreal
>>553843563only the pits?
>>553843563Mydei...
>>5538417194.X literally proved my point about them blowing their load on all the female characters first elio is the only stelleron hunter leftstephen is the only genius society simulated universe member left to be shown and pear amber and obsidian are the only girl stonehearts leftthen there are the galaxy rangers where we haven't even seen the rest of them
>>553843521and easily full clears everything without a real team so who cares
Sparxie giving you a footjob under her desk as she streams to her 30000 viewers
>>553843682Bro it's not even out yet
>>553843687I care. She's just another pull if you like dps why are you making fun of people that skip her?
>>553843682Your 7 chink generals?
>>553843196Mong Trong Mong-chama... we all know you're a Nguyen and not a Chang
>>553843885cuz ur a faggot
>>553843521Why the fuck are you even playing gachashit if not to goon?
Is yaoguang bis for archer
>>553844048>>553844064Sparxie sisters hate anyone that enjoys the game...
In 2 years when they novaflare sparxie you'll regret skipping
Total yurinigger death when?
>>553844064>hsr burka designs>gooningDawg we cant even get proper panties
>>553844647>both are daughters because he can't handle the idea of having another man even if it's his sonLegitimately one of the most pathetic and hilarious things to come out of this whole male yume delusion.
>>553843521>she's worse than characters with full dedicated teamsuh ok
>>553845024Another future railer to the pile of corpses
Thinking of getting the Evernight controller, anyone here has it? Is it good/comfortable/too pink?
Kill Paglus.
>>553844941
>>553845105hey Aglaea ain't that bad, we only have to hope Sparxie is an Aglaea rather than a Herta, she has no shitty gimmick that's dependant on enemy configuration so it's already looking promising
>>553844064I play for the story and interesting characters, i don't play videogames to goon.
>>553845216It's out of stock here and I missed it because I was waiting for it to stop being "preorder" and "available", but it just went away as soon as december ended. I want to kill myself.
>>553844647Now with the fact that I find out the real identity of archer.....Holy what was this guy cooking
>>553845465Incredibly good Cyrene post.
>>553844064we used to make fun of your kind back in /fgog/...
Sometimes I wonder, how good would a character perform, if all it had was meta. Imagine a literal piece of shit. Pretty fitting, we are moving into Elation year, after all. Imagine a character, that is a Literal Turd. It looks like shit, literally. You could even imagine that character as just some 2D png. Needless to say, that kind of character would also have absolutely zero animations, zero voicelines, no lore, no backstory, no present story - it's literally just the purest filler imaginable in that regard. BUT that same character would have the most broken fucking bullshit kit that would completely mog everything that came before it and a lot of other stuff that is yet to come for a while. How good would that kind of character perform?
>>553845216it's a very good controller but yeah the color can be a little offputting if you're the type to be self-conscious about that
>>553845593Tribbie did pretty good
>>553845593Perform in terms of sales, of course. I forgot to add that
>>553843816from what we know is that the cast is mostly alts of existing characters with only a small few new ones
>>553844064If you play gacha to goon why do you play hsr with its christian conservatives designs?You shouls hop in guardian tales, we have many boobs jiggling, ass shots and lolis
>>553845593>>553845771Just look at zzz kekwant me to tap the sign?>>553845715I used to always have a white car with pink neon lights back in gta v
>>553845953That was a serious question, eulatroon. About Honkai: Star Rail. The game you don't play. Please refrain from ever replying to me with your shit
>>553844941Projecting like crazy goddamn
>gooningthis game is lucky to get 6 hetero doujins per comiket
>>553845941If there was a more gooner friendly 4 niggas in a row game with the same or comparable production value I would have probably jumped ship by now, but until that happens I'm fine coping with things like Sparxie.
>>553846081????
>>553845593It would get tiktok hours. Players would definitely roll for it if they knew it existed, because players mostly seem to spend for meta. Hell, i would roll for it so I can use my favorites more easily.I don't think it would do as well as the current main pushes, just because of the lack of exposure though. A certain baseline is guaranteed if you pay for tons of IRL and online advertisements and do a login animation so that everyone who doesn't track the patch cycles knows you are actually releasing a new character.
>>553845716We all love Tribbie and want knock her up here thoughbeit.
>>553845715Any particular detail you don't like about it/quirk?I've mostly used the generic Xbox controllers all of my life but the march controller caught my eye last year and my Xbox controller broke last week.
>>553845593>Sometimes I wonder, how good would a character perform, if all it had was meta. Imagine a literal piece of shit. Pretty fitting, we are moving into Elation year, after all. Gem
We all love Madam Herta here
>>553845593Lucia from ZZZ is the closest thing to that, and she did pretty decent all considered. It's no wonder metafags are generally made fun of in most communities, they're a cancer that actively make games worse and encourage devs to be lazy.
>>553846652I don't
>>553845593Depends how well did lingsha perfom?
>>553845593it depends on if the player base truly cares about metai don't think people play these games because of how broken the character is, it's more there to just compel meta fags to roll for the characterswe do have kind of the opposite where you have a character with a dogshit kit like dehya that people still rolled a lot for
>>553845593Going by jingliu and blandrice they do well indeed
Yao Guang is my wife, don't try to claim her once she's "meta" and part of the battleship.
>>553845593That character don't like...
>>553846504Mmmmh for the time being it's doing what it's supposed to, no drifting or anything stupid like that. The only thing that annoys me is that if you want to charge it you're pretty much forced to take the dongle out of the case, otherwise the slightest touch will cause it to enter pairing mode and stop charging, but it's a pretty minor thing all considered.
>>553845593Acheron is the best selling banner after all
>>553847021Which character doesn't like what?
>>553846970They don't make her sexy enough in fan art
>>553845421>>553846149Show me a Caleus harem picture where he has a son, then. That's pretty normal, right? We know why you can't do it, though. lmao
>>553846970>X.0 brick>meta
>>553846970>wife>chinese characterDont do it bro save yourself
Hysilens
>>553846970>didn't get the memo
supiki
>>553847280American fear mongering won't work on me
>>553847420>American fear mongering won't work on me
How cool would it be if 4.x had a hebe exodia, a maidslop exodia, a hag exodia and a homo cope comp?
>>553847203I don’t care enough to go looking for fanart with kids, you’re mentally ill.
>>553847471You will get a billion maidslop instead
>>553847420I mean more she's gonna get shipped with another character in the future
>>553846970>I'm going to waifu the chinkBro, she's 200% getting shipbaited, like every fucking chink before her
>>553847471you want to kill the game?
>>553847471They'd have to release like 3 characters a patch to do that (considering we are already past hoping for any 4* characters)
>>55383863995% of saletards are unable to comprehend what this means, we wouldn't have constant saleposting if they could
>>553846835I mean what else are people playing HSR for?>Storyhave fun with your 5hr shartji yap session and black screens and boring dungeons full of dull puzzles and weak enemies>Waifus/husbandos?have fun with your gay ships, lack of companion quests, and your favorite character becoming a cushion in both story and gameplay for the HI3 main push>SU and Currency warshave fun with updates once in a blue moon and polluting casual modes with endgame shillingIn early HSR I don't think people uniformly cared about meta but they've basically only catered to metafags to a point where i don't see how anyone can still play the game without being at least somewhat invested in meta. At this point the enjoyment of HSR is legitimately closer to stock speculation or horse racing than anything resembling an RPG, most of the fun is basically just deciding what your pulling strategy is and figuring out whether the new character is good or bad. But the more extreme they make the gap between the main push and other characters the less fun that becomes as well.
>>553847471>hebeJust say loli, bro. We already know you’re a pedo.
>>553847471>and a homo cope compWhat's kino about this exactly?
>>553847718if each comp is three new chars + an old support it could work
>>553847769University of Mumbai doesn't have advanced economics courses, everything they know and do is self-taught, please understand
>>553847798So what are you here for?
>>553847826gotta keep the xisters fed or they'll boycott the game
>>553847817NTA but lolis are potato model, like Tribbie, Hook and Bailu. Hebes are Hyacine, Clara, Sparkle. There's a big difference
>>553847908shitposting
>>553847696Why would I care about that
>>553847817He wasn't talking about jews?
>>553847471herro gweilo we hear your feedback!We give you overpowered male main push and maidslop exodia that is worse than the male team unless it is 10 cost, hebe is relegated to token aftersales and the hag team is bricked dogshit as always. You rike????
fuck Sparxie
>>553848097Yeah, at least 40 times
>>553848097I'm trying.
>>553847908I'm here for the horse racing/stock speculation phenomenon. It's like sports betting but anime and I don't have to spend money.
https://files.catbox.moe/odbn77.png
>>553848263mommy sex!
>>553848263
>>553848263disgusting
She's so kind...
>>553848512>disgusted by sex with mother Kafkerwas it homosexuality?https://files.catbox.moe/bmhkiz.png
What a shit and boring thread
>>553848835Fuck off to somewhere else then
Can someone explain how the CH became real people? By the way, memes like Black Swan and Misha aren't people.
>>553848542disingenuous whore
Sparxie keeps herself CLEAN for Caelus
this puzzle was bullshit and a waste of my time and basically fuck you
>>553848835All the shitposters are having a field day in the Genshit thread, only the few players of HSR that don't give a shit about Genshit are left here
>>553849000so they can have a daughter together, right? Ha ha ha ha ha ha
>>553849051FOX TAIL
>>553849091Caelus MINDBROKE you
>blabber shit around the plotdoes this retard knows she is fucking legally allowed to rape me repeatedly and marry me by force ?but it made me happy to see all penacony again after trashphoreus
>see benis in vagene>instant meltywhy are yuripags like this?
Silver Wolf lets Caelus do whatever he wants with her body. It's a pretty sensitive body too
>>553849169That's all you can say! That's the only thing you ever can say! LMAO! Pathetic male yume!
>MALE YUME
>>553849174>O MY RUBBER TERMINUS
>>553848097many are saying this
she definitely would finger herself if she could to these scenarios about saving caelus
>male yume
My my~ Seems like my grace has been causing another commotion...
>>553849749Sex with this clown.
Please don't make fun of "mentally sound" women. They might start pissing and shitting and posting their genitals all over the thread in retaliation
I wanna see fujo pussy, with the whole package of unkept pubes, yeast and all the other nasty stuff
>>553849925Firefly, Castorice and Cyrene are so lucky...
Caelus's pov
>>553850128>castorice sneak
>>553849925Dan Heng fucks this
>>553849925All the women in HSR are so lucky…
>>553849875>shartji, why does firefly like (you) so much?>uh well if i tell you, then... the world will end! yeah totally!
>>553850123Cassie's pussy is hairless and clean. There's some fujo pussy
>>553850350>>553850350>>553850350
>>553849925Raccoon hubby you're making a scene....
>>553850278i really hate the way this game is writtenlike they're so scared of revealing anything, the reveal isn't that big of a deal man
>>553850278>why does firefly like (you) so much?Because she loves you, romantically>the world will endBecause you'll give up trailblazing to wife her up
>>553851047the sad thing is this headcanon nonsense is the exact thing shartji is gunning for by being all coy about it
>>553851143It's called reading between the lines bwi
>>553851552no it's called plausible deniability and playing both sides
>>553847870Mumbai literslly has those courses. Do some research before you shitpost lmao
