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Teio!
GASLIGHTING WHAT IS IT GOOF FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
I wasted 3 borrows on nothing.
ButtSweat's recruiting one person before the weekly cut-off!Casual /uma/ club, don't flatline or disappear for stretches of time without warning, and all is well!We occasionally attempt to circumnavigate the in-game censor to communicate, to varying levels of success! Woo. Very excite.Also, complaining, venting, occasional helping; sky is the limit.Respond to this or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested.
I'm glad everyone stopped being extremely horny.
Training Oguri fucking sucks, even with a MLB Kitasan. Unironically worst fucking career ever, pure trash.
tokai teio
>>553811365I didn't correct "weekly cut-off" to "monthly cut-off" again. Great.
>>553811365I would like to apply can you please send me invite?568420068239
ace on my face
is uma musume a hebe game?
im fucking losing it
Zephyr has the sexiest race outfit
>>553811545No
>>553811558w-what happened to the E oguri
>>553811545WRONG
procreate with rice
>>553811782Baksuhin literally rejects you retard.
>>553811558>I cant train the strongest uma that exists right now bawwww why aren't there more SSRs for me to pull on
>>553809595at least in-games horses move on to racing on the Dream League, and since there's no real passage of time in-game it's hard to tell what the average retirement ageor what the rate of trainers becoming house husbandwifes is, but when you take a young adult fresh out of school and a pent up athletic teenager, then stick them together for 3 years, it can't be low...
>>553811710Died on hopeless stakes despite uber stats. I can't make the horse work to save my life
>>553811602Looks like you don't need one, but sent anyhow, why not.
>>553811841kek you're mad
sex with Palmer
>>553811841show us the japanese text
>>553811782I got the ticket with her earlier this morning for the first time. She's easily one of the most charming uma musume. Incredibly sexy, funny (most of the times unintentionally), and can reach Bakushin levels of speed in remarkable time. I can't resist that forehead and goofiness.
>>553811841Ok, sister. Whatever you say, xer creature.
>>553811558if you're gonna complain about you sucking at this game at least show your deck so we can try and give some advice
>>553811851She's just ass, 15% scaling isn't enough to top speed with Biko and Kitasan, 0% scaling on wit.
anyone knows how many statues i need to straight up unlock an uma that i have not obtained? is that even possible?
Bakushin or Biko SSR borrow for cap?
>>553812040Don't feed the very poor troll.
>>553811558>15% speed growth>15% stam growth>mlb kita>mlb SRs>still bitches and moansnigger I hate to say this, but this sounds like a toreina issue.
>>553812098Statues can only be used on Umas you already own
>>553812093nigga you just suck lmaoi don't even have kitasan and my builds come up way better than this
>>553812205stop lying, you don't hate to say that
i'm looking forward to the delicious tears when MANT gives every uma xoguri's unique and we get evolved skills ahead of schedule
>>553809695it's a lesbian rape jokemostly, sometimes it's a lesbian rape fact
>>553811558>me when I just know the first two vowels
>bakuretard posted>thread becomes more vitriolicnoooticing
>>553812260CRIIIIIIIIIINGEEEEEEEE
I've done it. Now I just need to improve some of these umas. Or all of them
>>553811997she's cute, funny, sexy as hell, always praising herself but doesn't come off like a narcissist somehow. She's amazing and back when I was a newly hatched toreina, she was my first URA finale win.
cm8 status?
>bro she rejects you once when she barely knows you during the first new year's event bro>that means she never changes her opinion about you in the other 2 years that follow bro she doesn't like you broholy cope
>>553812093It's funny how immediately obvious the problem is. You have 3 wit cards and 680 wit. Hit wit more, dumbass. Use it for your unity trainings and recoveries.
https://jiggie.fun/E13ifhhttps://jiggie.fun/E13ifhhttps://jiggie.fun/E13ifh
>>553811602this was funny when you were doing it to umaoo. trolling casual clubs is cringe>>553811905>not only falls for it but is willing to joink from another /vg/ club 14 days into the monthyou were supposed to not be cringe too danchou. . .
>>553812450i've barely even starteddon't have a good spurt parent yet
>>553812450My Golshi is strong and my other 2 might maybe win a single race.
umagga she aint even real
>>553812379baka Bakushin would other support to others, not abuse them.
>>553812093Sunday is an awful wit card for actually raising wit
>>553812281>>553812205I have enough runs to know when horse is bad and in this case xoguri is rancid umashit. I've tried almost every combination.You need >1200 speed>800 stam not to gas>700 witWhich is bloody hard
>>553812450I don't care anymoreHalf-assed 3 aces and that's it
>>553811954built for Helios
>>553812426Very pretty speaking voice too
>>553811841>Tranny latched onto the first NY's dialogue
>>553812450longslop makes me mad so I'm waiting for Fuku to come out and start making my CM9 team
>>553812556What does your golshi look like? I'm still wondering about the right balance of wit and power on her.
>>553812450Beaten my Unity Cup record twice with Gold Ship... both didn't get spurt. Utterly over, focusing on the sprint CM already. Let's gamble with our umas on the line!
is there a girl named mambo here?
>>553812450i gave up, fuck longslop
>>553812601cause you FUCKING SUCK that's why it's hardyour legacies are probably dogshitstop relying on borrows, build some proper parents yourself
been more interested in finally training my Princess after seeing her on T0 in the (you) charts, how do people go about Gutsmaxxing with her? can a Princessgawd explain or show me a deck?
>>553812738
>>553812738Yes, my name is Omatsuri Mambo. How can I help you?
>>553812830tic-tac-toe on her forehead
>>553812426>she was my firstI think it's hot how this is always the case
>>553812418Good job, next mission is to give your umas appropriate clothing
>>553812889dont say that...
>>553812896curren wishes she was someone's first...
>>553812830gutsmaxxing is pretty simple, anon>use guts cards like Urara Mambo Air Groove>click guts in trainingthat's about it
>>553812426Her armpits are so sexy it's unfair.
Is it possible to make Spechud even a little bit cute?
>>553812638built for my ojiisan dick
>>553812450I have a good xoguri and a decent taishin working on goldship now
>>553812798I've 5/7 CM wins so I know how to train a horse. Also training parents is a trap, sometimes it's better to throw a slightly weighted coin more than to try to find a more optimal coin
>bakushin>sexy
>>553812418don't worry too much about it newcutie, you're far from being able to hit Tier 6 retention range and Tier 5 is basically impossible to drop fromthe TT rewards also aren't worth much
>>553812093try 2 speed 2 wit 1 power. and find some URA finale parentsi've only built 6 xoguris but my lowest roll was 12.5k and my highest was 13.9k, this is my current one for cm8 and i'm still going for higher
>>553811954Describe it in detail
protip: you can make your account better and win the next CM by spending carats
>>553811361same, im so tired of training long race. mile and medium CMs are much better to train
>>553812709Overshot stam a little but 400 wits is the best I could realistically get without harming my other stats
>>553812601Because your decks are fucking shitIf you don't have at least 3-4 SSR's in a deck it's glue before the run even startsStop falling for the "some SR's are better than SSR's" meme
>>553812979she was a LOT of people's firsts, what are you saying?
>>553813016She is a very cute uma already??
Digitan LOVE
>>553813054Tier 5 retention line was over 510k just last week.
>le GOTTA GO FAST im retarded lol so FAST hello holds up FAST im the FASTguin of FAST xddd uma
>>553813206this describes about 5-6 umas
Anyone whos fave is Goldship, Tachyon, Silence Suzuka, Manhattan Cafe, Teio OR McQueen are disgusting global niggers who need total death and destruction
>>553812896my first win and hot spring was uokka...
>>553813080I will just say we do the lotus pose a lot
>>553813080It's impossible because you black out from the pleasure. Then for some reason, when you wake up, Air Groove is tightly gripping your testicles and slowly crushing them into paste. It's just how it goes. Overall a positive experience
>bakushin>not sexy
>>553812987TRUE
>3rd day of kita, falcon and king refusing to give me corner recoveryAt this rate I'm willing to farm a last minute parent just for the sparks
Bakushin somehow has even less sex appeal than Chiyono.
I WILL be wasting 400 pulls on the megabanner and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>553813265I've liked Teio before JP even came out, secondary.
>>553813265Hope you find a hobby and/or general meaning in your life somewhere this year. I’m rooting for you!
>>553813407just use bourbon power
>>553813443rape
Hey /uma/, just got back from work. What'd I miss?
do NOT sex the bakushin
>>553813265>im safe
>>553813512Would you like dinner? A bath? Or…
>>553813046>training parents is a trap, sometimes it's better to throw a slightly weighted coin more than to try to find a more optimal coinyou don't need to breed perfect parents every CM but the difference between cope parents and great parents is night and day through occurrence rates aloneif you're grinding seriously, not getting good parents is just gaslighting yourself into wasting more time for worse resultsthough if you don't have good parents that limits your grinding to thrice a day anyways...
>>553813265nobody likes suzuka, teio or mcqueen compared to the other bandwagon picks
>>553812798It doesn't help that you need like 3 screenshots stitched together to show how much he invested for that shtitty stat line.Still I agree with him, I have no problem getting S-rank Taki or Maru but Xmas is tough on unity for some reason. Capping out speed isn't the issue, its getting good spark rolls for something other than stamina.
>>553813265you are a dumb, stupid, envious nigger. My favorite has been Silence Suzuka since Spring 2018, go choke on cock and leave us and our wives alone.
Thinking about rolling for the upcoming SSR Fukukitaru. No specialty rate up is bad, her skills are useless and the three 50/50 shots in the chain event are annoying, but everything else is kind of tempting.I never looked into the meta - is she considered decent?
teio stop, we are going to lose
wtf i love suzuka now
>>553813868now post flat Creek
>>553813793if you aren't rolling 600 times for her and still be okay then don't bother
>>553813793For MANT maybe. I would only pull if you are just starting.If you already have kita, dont bother.
>>553813597Go on...
hoeh arigato
>>553813793She's useful for MANT, but she drops off immediately afterwards. If you're a whale, get her. If you're a f2poor like me, skip. Good supoka are pic related, choose to pull on what your aim is.
>>553811138So I have SMaru (only 3-star though). If I want to make her an ace, do I need to grind for a good Seiun Sky parent? or is there another Uma that's a better parent/vet for her?
I hated Teio before global came out.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>553813265>hates global server>engages with thread dedicated to global serverThat doesn’t seem like the best use of your time.
>>553813793SSR lucky is built for borrowing
>>553814010you need angling and scheming regardless
>>553812916How do I even get them to 3 stars? I have a bunch of statues and I always buy star pieces from the daily sales, but I need a lot more still.>>553813054>>553813202I was promoted to tier 5 just this week. I'm fine with it.
>>553813915I wonder if flat Creek is worse than stacked Suzuka. I hate off-model shit most of the time, but it's also their personalities matching their breast size or lack thereof in my wife's case. So when it clashes I think>kill the person who drew that shit
>>553813793she's really good simply because of how many stats she gives, high race/fan bonus, decreased failure chance and energy consumption. oh and her regular chain has 3 different chances of giving +7 in every stat.she's a cracked version of Tazuna that can still give rainbows once in a while
What sparks to use for XOguri? I'm going for 13* stamina, is it stupid?
>>553814171yes
>>553814171witGOD says she needs power sparks more than stam
>>553813921>>553813943>>553813984>>553814075>>553814140Alright, thanks Anons.
>>553814224>>553814248then how the HELL do i get 800 stamina without cards and with few sparks?
>>553814259if you're going to roll on one MANT focused banner it should be NTR/ayabe to MLB the latter
>>553814325nigga you don't need 800 stam if you have 800 wit and 3-4 recoveries
>>553814325Power training and Riko
I liked Nice Nature before global came out. Then I actually played the game and fell in love with Matikanefukukitaru. I wanted to post an image with them both together but they don't really interact much.
>>553814120Major way to get the pieces easily is through legends race, but obviously you've missed bunch of them already. Another way is to pull dupes of them through gacha. The most optimal way for you is to buy them daily until they reach up to 75, then buy the remaining using statues
>>553813407 (me)Decided to do Smaru run and I'm going to kill myself
>>553814529This but Ogurin, Orange wife best
Turf S gives stamina, right? Why are people saying it’s a bigger deal than Sprint S for Capricorn?
>Running my unumaed musumes for the Saggi CM>Have some winter runners with long S, solid Holiday Biwa and Oguri and some high rated girls just to fill out the 9 roster>Run them in practice to test them and see results, who to put into test rooms etc>They all take turns winning and I get nothing conclusive. The musumes specifically built for the track aren't dominatingCome on game, work with me.
>>553814698track surface is acceleration (power)
>it's only good for MANT bros don't fall for itspeed Fuku was used for the rest of Aoharu, MANT, the entirety of GL, and most of project L'ARC before it got outpaced due to the lack of skill point bonuses. it gives out so many stats for free it made japs who barely knew how the game work reach the first ever Ug rating is it worth rolling for? not really unless you have like 60k gems saved and aren't interested in the two ultra meta umas released alongside it
>>553814529That's a great improvement desu. Nature is normalfag bait, you're better with the screeching cutie.
>>553814637>7Shiraoki-sama agrees
What do japs think about this whole ai fiasco, since they'll be more affected as we still have time to catch on.
>>553814549I see, thanks. I did do some of those legend races a while ago, that's how I unlocked Air groove.
>Anons ITT>FUARK LAWNGSLOOPP>The race in question needs less stamina than the first medium CM 5 months agoYou guys are funny.
>>553814764So it would seem
>>553814747Whoa, ok. That adds up then.
I don't see her on any sloplist. Is her inherited skill really bad?
>>553814793most nips are just commenting that gaijins are retarded
>Jungle Pocket might come sooner than scheduled, will be Global's 1st anniv umawhat do?
>>553815015No, it’s just okay
>>553814529i only knew daiwa scarlet by name before globalnow i love fuku and paamaa
>>553813592From being called a tourist yes, from chlamydia and herpes no
>>553814930what makes you think stamina requirements are the reason why long = slop?
>>553814793there was one SFW artist who had a melty and started posting porn he drew of various umas to upset cygames and the yakuza
>>553814793japs are only talking about baka gaijins and their lack of reading comprehension
>>553815049(you)
>>553814760I don't think you need to be mean to Nature like that. She's still a really, really nice girl and I like her a lot.
>>553814930The thing with long slop is that it's the only racing distance that requires skill, and p2w skill even.You can't luckshit SFV+Redshift+OYL into 1st place, there is no gimmick uma that can win a mile. And the longer the race the harder making anything other than the most optimal uma is. Longslop goes against the goombling heart uma is supposed to be about, mile and short mediums are the peak of this game.
Does Highlander work on Arima Kinen? No, right? I'm no good at reading the maps.
>finally get a good stat line>no S>she just ties with the version I made for libraInspiration system a shit. A SHIT!
>>553815195He insulted your (former) oshi. You have to call him a faggot now. It’s how it works.
>>553815404it activates but you gain nothing from it
>>553815467Mmm, I meant if it was like Libra where it was active when it mattered.Thanks!
>>553815304The "skill" in question
>>553814760Normalfags don't like Neicha at all. They only regurgitate the evil nature memecRaZY umas like reddit tachyon and gold shit and are way, way more loved by them
>>553815404It has a 1 in 3 chance of activating on the final hill and being very strong. It has a 2 in 3 chance of being useless. Whether that’s worth it or not is up to you.
>>553815426That wouldn't be very nice natured of me.
>>553815160>>553815025You can't shit talk to big corpos without getting jumped on in Japan. The possibilites of losing jobs because of shamefur dispray and stuff. There are several japanese anti-AI tweets that got hundred of likes (you can't see who liked a tweet anymore) but japanese anti-AI replies are rarer because that'd get them exposed.
>>553815304We just got off the shortest medium yet and that had one single uma that warped the meta so hard that you were pretty much forced to run her if you had her.
>>553814760you are breathlessly retarded
>>553815092If it's not dogshit then I guess I'll fuck around with it to see what happens.
After many years of resisting my Nice Nature (cheerleader) figure was the first anime figure I bought.
Am I the only one who wanted Xmas Biwa?
>>553813443I have an imagine of Teio in a swimsuit saved up in my computer somewhere that dates back to 2018, this game took a while for it to launch.
Sex with Verxina
biggest normalfag casualty is helios
>>553815847I did. I got Oguri. I'll get Hayahide with the ticket later.She's very pretty.
>>553815847yeah
>>553815856post teio pics
>reddit cafe
I can't bring myself to turn failed Ace runs into fan/parent runs because I just know the failed run will have amazing Rainbow luck and Distance S
>>553815934Not Gold Ship?
>>553815691that and also the fact that the nips will always side with the local company rather than with gaijins
>>553815691there's a jap that quotes every AI news out there saying "AI bad" and gets thousands of western retards liking his stuff, he gets posted here often tooin the end, it's just paranoia
>>553815847While she wasnt the reason I pulled I got her and I'm happy with it but then I find her extremely hot and want her to leglock me while whispering "I have already planned our life together" so yeah...
Can I screw up my own Lone Wolf or does it only check for opponents?
>>553815957Besties!
>>553816005golshi is heavily pushed in marketing so that was a givennormalfags latched onto helios solely because of 67
>>553816086yeah you can fuck yourself with it
>>553815896what is she trying to do?
>>553815980
>>553815847No, there's lots of attention whore niggers that pretend to like shitty, ugly Umas so they can be special little snowflakes.
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>553816086What do you think will happen if you run 3 umas with lone wolf?Why do you think nobody else is doing that?
>>553816063>I have already planned our life togetherThe Losing Equation...>>553816176Ryanfag...
Never let other people dictate what you like and dislike. Only you should have direct influence over what you like.
uhh
>we promise we will not use ai art without telling in advance>hours later>BOANE in AMERICA!>the site for BOANE movie is the most ai slop site I've ever seen>fucked up the japanese too since some umas are written in kanji instead of katakana (ai tl obviously)
My fave is Oguri Capwhat does that say about me
>>553815856Found it, here you go.
Anyone know how to get this event for Taishin?
>>553815639You aren't accelerating much so far into late-race, it's useless unc
>>553816448reddit
>>553816449virgin-sama thats nots a swimsuit
>>553816518>>553816449>>553816167
>>553816227ah yes, my wife Satono Crown
>>553815847I rolled and got her only to end up liking her now that I played her career. I am slowly becoming a Biwa lover and now am having dreams about cute girls in glasses
>>553816449That's not a swimsuit bwo...
dont lewd the daughters!!! yakuza will get you haha
>>553816458every uma has an event like that they can randomly get
>>553816448that you probably watched and liked Cindarella Graythat's why I love Oguri (don't have her though, will probably paypig her if it's really just $20)
>>553811138sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
fine... i will jack it to teio today...
>>553816718>>553816612only women unironically think a bikini and underwear are different. Never talk to me again, filthy whores.
>>553816030High quality tits. Zephyr's are top level too.
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?
>>553816854do you type this out every thread or copypaste it?
>>553816716Her VA is also adorable, and really loves the character. BNW are a cute trio both as VAs and in-game.
>>553816895Seriously though, what's the difference between regular two piece bikini and underwear? Can some foid explain this to me?
>>553817070
>>553816895
>>553817070uhhhh
>>553816406People were praising the translation when they saw it at ANYC, but a lot of people thought that Cygames had a good localization team until like 2 weeks ago lol
>>553817070Away with you, cripple slut.
>>553816481You haven’t unlocked the true nature of Arima’s Gamble Hill, I see. Come back when you’ve seen past the veil.
>>553816176rice would say this while distributing flyers of curren chan
>>553816030Dia paizuri
>>553812450Need to improve one of them so I can lose by 5 lengths to an XOguri anyways
>>553816895>>553817042Swimsuit wouldn't have that bit of metal up on the strap there and wouldn't have those frills and wouldn't have that crease on the bra and probably wouldn't have that ribbon either.
Marvelous had like 6 fractures but you don't see her fans mentioning it all the time unlike people who love the goblin
hey guys danchou here (not from any of the popular clubs), is there any risk for the rest of the club if one person is botting? they went from 500k fans a day and now average around 8M fans for the last 4 days
>>553817358omg tachyon so cuteeeeeee with her sleeves :3
another day on this hell of an earth
>>553817201whore
>accidentally drank from the pee bottle next to my bed instead of the water bottle againFuck I hate getting thristy at night, I can barely see anything. I really need to start putting my pee bottle under my desk or something so this stops happening
>>553817527it won't nuke the entire club if that's what you are wondering
>>553816716Same...
>>553817680Meh it doesn't even taste bad as long as you stay hydrated.
>>553817527If they get banned, you’ll lose all the fans they farmed, other than that, though, nothing
>>553814759>2 ultra metaIs that supposed to be XOguri and V.Bourbon? Or is there another I am unaware of?
>>553816991Depends on my energy levels. If I'm feeling tired I'll copy and paste it, but most of the time I type it out (then later realize I messed up somewhere)
I just had a thoughtIf MANT wants you to run as many races as possible, what happens to distance specialists like Cafe? Do they just become unviable for an entire scenario?
>>553817680you were supposed to post a teio picture
>>553817791He probably means NY Opera O and Urara. Opera is strong as a parent but I haven't seen anything said about why Urara is supposedly one of the strongest dirters.
>>553816032it's really weird because they can't actually find a logical reason to defend the corpo this time, it's all:>gaijins are annoying>i don't want to see gaijins flaming cygames>surely one day cyge will fix the lawsuit issue about genai (lol)>if we don't go ai we will lose to china. china this china that blah blahetcbut in other side these people might not be actual uma or cygames fans (none of them have uma / gbf pfp) and just gaijin hater folks joining the bandwagon. I just can't see any real otaku that always go to comiket twice a year will defend the corpo that is tainting things their love with soulless ai slop.
>>553817816Cafe is already unviable
>>553817791I'm talking about the new year's banner. NYOpera is the best long uma alongside the many versions of Kita even to this day in JP and NYUrara is part of the dirt trifecta you'll be seeing in every dirt CM alongside Falco and Copano Rickey
>>553817776I only drink water and my pee is almost completely transparent, it loos transparent if I pee in the toilet but it gets a slight yellow tint if I pee in a bottle and it still tastes really bad.
5 borrows status?
>>553818029Your pineapple juice reps?
>>553817816Anons have already mentioned it, if your uma can't run mile medium and long then she's useless for MANT.
Finally I got my first ace for cm!
>>553817954urara is carried by her unique which is basically pulseI wouldn't call her "meta" because we're gonna have like, 1, dirt cm a year and even then she's just good there not broken meta warping
Be honest with me anons, can she survive? I highrolled stats, but then she lost her secret event, then she lost 2 unity races but not the finals, and managed to get 2nd or third in every non mandatory race, then rice's card decided not to finish her event chain as cherry on top
>>553817212yeah maybe they just fired the tl team a month ago or at the end of 2025. English gbf 4komas that usually takes months to catch up with the most recent one has mysteriously caught up with JP release already. not sure how things go from now on. it's over i guess... my oshi is releasing next month i hope she is already pre-written by human tl team...
>>553818127That only works on cum not pee tho and my cum tastes ok anyway.
>>553817816you dont run just g1s
>>553818252
>>553818287Nobody likes a humble brag.
>>553818287nigga I had this stam in libra and never gassed don't listen to the gaslights
>>553817680people wake up at night to drink and pee? The fuck?
>>553817816There's a sizable amount of Medium races and she can still win races with Medium BUmas who can only run Sprints and MAYBE Miles are fucked though
>>553818103bark bark bark wuff wuff ruff ruff bark bark bark bark bark abrk
>>553817042A girl wears a swimsuit to the beach and underwear to the bedroom. She wants everyone to look at her on the beach. She doesn't want everyone looking at her in her underwear.Picture the girl as Mejiro Dober, that might help you and the other hopeless autists in this thread asking this question
You wouldn't have sex with Teio, right?
>>553818287sure she can survive, can she win with barely any accels? nope
>>553818314>That only works on cum not pee thoActually not true. What you eat/drink has a major effect on what your piss tastes like. The absolute worst is many kinds of fish and heavily spiced foods (certain sausages, curries, etc).
>>553818463Do you pee on yourself...?
>>553817954>I haven't seen anything said about why Urara is supposedly one of the strongest dirters.growth rates perfect for sprint/mile, easy to activate unique, decent gold skills and lack of options in the dirt category, even to this day there's only around 10 or so pure dirt umas and only a handful are better than her
Pee is stored in the bwo.
>>553818524guessed so, failing the secret event kills a fuku run, I fucking hate I cannot clock non mandatory races and I almost always lose 1 of the three races>>553818353if that uma is good to you because of the S slapped there I have bad news
>>553818124THERE'S NO SOUND YOU DUMB NIGGER
>>553816406you retards do understand that literally every company that uses AI has at least 1 human look at the slop and make sure it's fine right? It's not>hey Grok generate this promo art for me and instantly posting it on Twitter
>>553818463grandpa general
>>553817680nigga go to the toilet you're not 75 fuck is wrong with you
bro..
>>553818524If I'm being realistic, I will never have sex in my life. If I had the opportunity to have sex with someone like Teio (and not in a goods and services sense) I would take it.
>>553818495I want to say I wouldn’t. But pic related makes me think otherwise
>>553818559no, I pee in the toilet before bed if I even need to go, and then I pee again in the morning around 10, depending on how much water I've drunk.
>>553818463I don't know if it's a symptom of me getting older or what, but recently I've been waking up in the middle of the night all the time to piss.It sucks because it really affects my sleep quality.I've tried not drinking any water for hours before bed but then I just end up waking up dehydrated and with a headacheI don't really know what to do about it honestly.
>>553818697>well they might make turds, but they've been quality checked ;)
>>553818103last thing a trainer see before getting his pelvis destroyed
>>553817816as other anons mentioned not having mile speciality basically makes your uma useless as many of the race paths you take include mile racesto explain it quickly, if you do certain paths like triple crown or triple tiara you get skills and stats for free, so you want to follow as many as possible which is why you also want to spam G3s and G2s
>>553818463I haven't gone to sleep yet bwo, do you instantly fall asleep when night happens?>>553818526Oh I didn't know that, I only drink water anyway so no pineapple juice>>553818747>going out of my comfy airconditioned room into the freezing bathroomnyo
>>553818915It could be cancer, you need to get yourself checked at a doctor.
>3200m heavy rain bad tracks right after Dirt CMWhen will it over?
>>553811138I'm so alone I can't make a tierlist like this I'd absolutely bend over backwards for any uma yes including director Akikawa
>>553815847I wanted her from the beginningI got her in 30 pulls and didn't even keep pulling for Oguri
>>553818495I would
>>553818463my dad did this but he's 60+I guess it really is ojisan general
>>553812984yeah nigga but what's a good guts deck for her, or in general, how much do you split hitting the funny guts button with other trainings, shit like thatI don't want to just blind rawdog gutsmaxxing and end up with a princess unworthy of her crown
>>553818287decent TT medium uma 2bh. if we're talking long CM - no chance, why the fuck are you training a late surger with no pump and/or MPB anyway
Made this Spechud but I think I fucked up by not picking 1 or 2 more mid race skillsBack to it I guess
>>553817816if you don't have the ability to run both mile and medium you're at a disadvantage. it's an oguri scenario basically
You guys are fucking retarded.
Sorry danchud, not feeling it today. I'm going to bed.
dominator should work on long desu
How bad is this TT Team? I used auto select so I assume the foundation is okay, but I can't even tell which ones are running as Pace, Surger, etc even in their details page.If you're going to say mean stuff please post angry Uma pics so it looks like they are being mean to me, thank you.
>>553818915are you entirely certain that you don't have diabetes
>>553818103backbreaking sex with donna
>>553818924That's not the point nigger, the retarded mistakes are more likely a sign of outsourcing to jeets than AI. AI fixes the jeet outsourcing problem and improves quality if anything
>>553819131I know what club you’re in. I’m telling
>>553819140lol...
Digitan is my kamioshi followed closely by NatieWhat banners should I be pulling for (apart from cheerleader Natie)
>>553818495I wouldn't have sex with Anime Teio but when Game Teio starts begging for us to be together forever what is a Trainer supposed to do
>>553812601>Still bringing power cards in the year of our lord 2026
>>553819349rape
>>553818345I kid you not I threw her in a room and she won
>>553819305Halloween Digitan
>stats are good>turf s>hints up the ass>biko chain doesn’t finishim only running 2 SSRs… why does this happen….
>>553819368succubus
>>553819305Definitely Ines
When did they start handing out stars for doing certain races?
>>553819528>he missed out on the five from yesterday
>>553819140My TT umas are either CM umas or wit maxxed with power sparks and Riko. And their strategy is just here
>>553819498less SSRs for easier chain finishers is a gaslight btw
>>553819528More importantly, just what is Gold City doing hanging around those juvenile fillies?
>>553819495Do you really have to post this every single thread for days on end?
827435138CloverClub has room for anons
>>553818689https://files.catbox.moe/tj0kl4.webm
>>553819570I got them by accident. I just don't know why they're there. And why the fuck is it Gold City.Is this an event?
>>553819495shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>553819590i know but i have no wit ssrs so couldn’t even if i wanted to
>>553819627Three times is>every single thread for days on end?
>>553819661CloverClub is cool! CloverClub is best! Jooooooin CloverClub! It’s Yotsuba approved!
How do you spot a seeded run?>2nd in debut race>immediate mood down after recreationanything else?
>>553819507it's not nice to call a proper young lady those kinds of names, anon
>>553819521name 1 notable thing about ines without mentioning her tits
>>553819069In my guts maxxing attempts you still want a speed or two card in there (preferably Kita and your best speed SR). The guts cards he suggested are good as well as on top of Yeppers (Yukino Bijin) or Ines Fujin for the speed bonusYou still do your spirit bursts on speed/power/stam depending on your needs and you take any guts rainbows you see (within reason, don't go below 50% energy on a single rainbow)
>>553819936Freckles are cute.
>>553819936Her beautiful green eyes
>>553819936Her visor
anons this is driving me insane, why does the A+ king beat the S rank king 9 out of 10 times?
>>553819698>why the fuck is it Gold Citygyaru propaganda
>>553819902>proper young lady
>>553819368succubus>>553819376SEXXXXXXXXXXXX WITH MARY
>>553820018Long S would be my first guess.
>>553817680if you piss in bottles and you're not either geriatric or paralyzed you are an actual subhuman
Who is the most horny uma?
>>553819894>get good inspirations and training>Cyjews activate the "seed">slacker, night owl, slow metabolism, fail 1% training
AAAAIIIIEEEEEE I HATE THE CAPTCHA I HATE THE CAPTCHA I HATE THE CAPTCHA I HATE THE CAPTCHA I HATE THE CAPTCHA
Sagi room buhis allowed 92465259
>>553819936her muscular pectoralis
>>553820018better midgame, more speed
>>553819694fuck me that's embarrassingwhat the hell is wrong with my machine, nyooooooooo
>>553819936She works really hard and cares about the people around her. She also has a VERY prominentHat.
>>553819894>fan goal>place 5th
>>553819278that bad huh?>>553819583>have to zoom in to read those lines I don't have Riko. Now that I got MLB KS I should use a Friend Riko for all my TT members?
>>553820090she wants to study race footageshe's a hard worker!
If you train Ines do you canonically kill yourself
>>553819528they give out star fragments for old umas quite frequently, they later get added to regular events too
>>553820369Only after breeding her
>>553820018>running Her Majesty for Saggyvery based, first-rate anon
>>553819894ines fujin random event
>>553812450I forgot to build my neicha as a debuffer. I'll have to make one starting tomorrow
Made 500 usd betting on Thunderstruck the other day, this is so easy lol
>>553820369You canonically become her otoutoBF
>>553819698They always do that, it's just the first time for global>>553819620It used to be called Hanshin 3 year old stakes, it wasn't a fillies only race
>>553820398But like, attached to races randomly? Was there some announcement about it or something, or am I supposed to just check all the races just in case?
I will not admire vega.
>>553820252Can we talk about hats? Why don't characters get more hats man it's such a good design element and it's so hard to fuck up.Top 1 in my list of non-sexual preferences.
>>553820369no but you become the step father of many children
damn the looksmogging is insane
is uma playable on steam deck?
>>553820323Do you have R Riko? She's more than enough at R because you just want her events
>>553819936Her head falls off her body sometimes.
>>553820513Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification. Bit odd, trying to encourage you out of your way, but sure.
>>553820530WORM
>>553820350at night? after curfew? just the two of us? without her uniform?
>>553820643just imagining some obese pig at the park playing umamusume on his steam deck lmao did you think the switch 2 was too mature for you or something
>>553820642My beautiful future wife..
>>553820518it's an event and you only get them 3 times a day, they didn't announce it for some reason but you can always check the gift box in the scenario selection menu to see the events
>>553820018actually not sure. Is Lone Wolf triggering on the S? If it is, it should outweigh the long aptitude when the 11 speed stat difference is added. er wait, no, it'd be 60 vs 51. still weird. that's too narrow a difference once you factor in the massive power difference. probably just luck.
>>553819936she’s a workaholic and she probably would have died if it hadn’t been for her trainer’s supervision
>>553820197>When I try to join 1 microsecond after anon posts the room9/9>When I host6/9 for 10 minutes and counting.Do you guys not like me?
>>553820657She's only at 3* and not maxed but I have enough supplies to increase her level.
>>553820863>you only get them 3 times a day,What? Yesterday it only appeared once, the other careers I did it was grayed out and there weren't any on other races.
>>553816246>he doesnt run with The Pack just to style on flags that need to save every skill point
>>553820369she wouldn’t allow that because she wants you to become the trainer of her twin little sisters
>>553821006me in front of her btw
>>553821006gonna make her poorer by having her pop out a few little umamusume of her own
>>553821006
>>553820983sometimes it's once something it's three times
Another 3 borrow runs thrown into the trash before and right after first inspiration
>>553820943I'm tsundere for you.
>>553821175you are next
I don't even believe for a minute that sex is better than a properly warmed onahole.
>>553820950Now do a Taiki run with power sparks, Kitasan, Riko, 3 wit cards and borrow BikoIt's probably the easiest way to get S rank
>>553821224I will be doing that but with Chrono.
>run bricked>but you refuse to "waste" your borrows and you need to meet your monthly fan quotaI feel trapped
>>553821357the best part about sex are the kisses and caresses
>>553820643It works. It's a pain in the ass, but it works. You can test it out by trying to play with just the keyboard to see why it's such a pain.
>>553821357As a sex haver, while I do enjoy my warm tight onahole with compression mechanics that makes me remember of my highschool days, proper sex is way more immersive with you grabbing the girl, the smell, and the plapping partUmamusume: Pretty Derby
>>553821091Tic-Tac-Toe on her forehead!
>>553821523She said I'd have to pay more for that.
>>553821357it varies. but real sex, even if you're just using them as a hole, is a lot more effort than any method of jerking off. frankly, I find it uncomfortable and I've only genuinely enjoyed it like... twice?
>>553821437>Be at comfy a club without quota>Quit and do something better with my life
>>553820642they could have done so much better with Ryan
>>553821437Just join a club without a quota, it's just a hundred or so carats
>>553821595dont le heckin say that...
>>553821224Raping Chrono Genesis
>>553821613pay what?
>>553821113i fricking love this image haha
>>553821357You can share the onahole with a bwo and double team it at the same time.
>>553821642there's really just no excuse for Ryan's live design. I genuinely cant believe that got through multiple stages of art and management was like yeah let's go with that. It's truly ugly.
>>553821642Left is a significant improvement. Right looks generic and doesn't fit her at all.
>>553821410>>553821667
>>553821523Hard this.
>Don't mind me, just pirating your energy
>>553820905I have put them against each other around 12 times and it was 10 wins for A+ and 2 for S, still losing to my end closer mayano half of the time tho, but I cannot point out why, just long S should not be it, it should not be enough but here we are
>>553821091>>553821595>>553821662
if you dont like ryan like the way she is you dont deserve to inherit pump
>>553821642Left is just Palmer though.
>>553821821You won't resist
>>553822000
What would it be like to have an Oguri wife?
>>553820197when someone with actual fronts joins I kinda have no chance... I see.Not that I ever beat this anon in rooms anyways
>>553822000i love teioxrudolf
>>553820643Yes but you should use a ROG Ally instead
>>553822000>left to right
>>553822231Disappointed that this did not end in a 9/11 meme
why is grass like this
>>553822000Man, yuritards are really weird
>>553822112Nice, but she needs to learn to cook to feed herself and our children
>>553822112expensive
>>553822351she's not
look at this thing
>>553822374Its only natural to ship cute girls
>>553822112you have to tame her stomach before
>>553822524I’m gonna fuck it
Another Sagittarius room80622609
>>553822351>カ4ッカ4ッ???
*ships you*
>>553820905the more I try her the less sense she makes, despite objectively having worse stats than everyone else, her only thing is long S with the other king
>>553822808>HAY 1004 DHLlol
>>553820727it's an impromptu study session, anon, please understandalso, it's winter, so there is nothing wrong with using a kotatsu to keep yourselves warm while studying races
>>553822613AAAAIIIIEEEE YOU WENT TOO FAR AHEAD SUZUKAAAA
>>553822894does anyone in this thread have the willpower to resist this uma's devilish advances
>>553822808>horses get lost in the mail
>>553822894succubus
>>553822532no it isn't
If this had long S I'd probably call it good and move on. Wish she had 200 more power tho.
>>553822812It's wednesday
>>553823040proof?
>>553823116dude trust me
>>553822812I want to fall asleep with my penis still squashed between those mountains.
eh? i didn't know it was still sunday today
>>553823020proof?
Fucking god damnit I just realized I picked normal Oguri for my last borrow instead of Xmas.
>>553823181What is this image trying to express?
>>553823378oguri sex
>Mother bought wall calendar with shit ai slop horses>Told me there was nothing else and asked to get a poster of Gold ship (Uma) to cover it up>Despite being old she knows about maymay horse through osmosis>Told her I don't want to see Gold ship on wall and if I'm gonna buy a poster it's gonna be a different Uma>Search online for Opera O poster>The only decent one I found is $140 on ebayDid horse mafia seized the means of production too? where are the fan made shit?
>>553823429OP needed more power
>>553822867Are you practicing on a long race? Long S gives a decent boost to stats.
>>553821642Left is fantastic, I'd like Ryan a lot more if she looked like that.My imouto also hates Ryan. "She seems nice but she's ugly, I want to train cute umas like Seiun Sky and Teio. Vodka has short hair and she's cute, too. Do the creators just hate Ryan or something?"
>>553823460Opera O Sex
>>553822231I'm using 4chanX and sound files aren't playing. How do I fix this, I hate being a techlet
>start Suzuka career>forget that she's one of the ultra easy-mode umas with 20% speed growth>get 600 speed by end of junior yearoops
>>553823346It's always Sunday and we're always marvelous.
>>553823645Catbox is down
Cuck Nature.
Could be worse
>>553823460>$140is that a lot for a poster?
>>553823692it's wednesday my dudes
>>553823489yeah I'm practicing in for the CM, but the stat boost shouldnt even be enough to catch with the skills and stats disparity of the rest of umas
>>553823645lol lmao even
Would you rather take On Your Left or Turbo Sprint on sprint CM? I would say the numbers speak for OYL but career statting would be easier with using Bakushin SSR
umaporn umaporn
Lol, lmao
>>553822231>not suisei's tralala versionwtf chinks are gay
The hunt for long+spurt continues...
>>553823882turbo sprint
>>553823460>Noooo, Mom. I don't want a poster with Gold Ship on it, that's the REDDIT horse and I'm an epic 4channer!embarrassing
fomyeg
>>553821642>>553823496The thing that disappoints me the most about Ryan is that for the iron pumping character, she doesn't look particularly muscular. She doesn't need to be competing with Schwarzenegger but christ give her SOME better muscle definition than the average Uma. I get that they are all athletes but she's supposed to be built different.
>>553822613STOP BRINGING SUZUKA+FRONTS I WAS DOING OK BEFORE YOU GUYS SHOWED UP.Ok this anon who capped speed with fucking welfare golshi made me feel like the shit torena I am
>>553823861anon...
>>553823882Don't build Late Surgers for this CMI built a 15.3k score Oguri Cap as a Late Surger with On Your Left and she can barely win a race because you run straight into a brick wall of fronts and pacesEven if you're theoretically the fastest it doesn't mean much in practice, when you're blocked you're blocked
>>553823814Works on my machine
>>553823460Bwo just send a poster printing company some jpegs.
Stop bragging about the club rank when you barely contribute
>>553824201Welfare gold ship isn't as bad as you would expect. In these trying times she's off in the best option.
>>553824212>on sprint CMread nigga read
>>553824212I do want to run King though... Should i just use a parent with a Pace spark and run her Pace? I already have a Bono built as Pace aswell
RYAN TIME
>>553824423end closer king is a very good option, is it not?
>>553823882On your left because at least it guarantees an activation late-race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmM5A2jDShI
How do I tell my club I won't want to be danchou anymore? I don't want the power vacumm to cause a genocide
SHOW UP YOU STUPID NINGENits nearly senior year, where the fuck is this bitch????
>I'm a Top3 earnerwait no...this is badI don't want to bring attention to myselfplease farm more
>>553824551For sprint CM? I never even considered her as End desu
>>553824436Yes!
Any advice on how to build Scarlet for the Arima CM? Curious if there's any dedicated Scarlet anons that can share what they're going for
>>553824610naked dogeza would be the traditional way of making this announcement
>>553824673WTF WHERE DID SHE HIDE THOSE
>>553823849It's a piece of paper, so yeah>>553824079If it makes you feel better I like Gold ship as a character I just don't like her aesthetically.>>553824258I'm thinking about ordering a displate, not sure how good they are.
>>553824342Mhm nyo, it's a team effort and rank 400 is impressive
>>553822894Laurel seized the rights to my penis
>>553824610Just make whoever has the most fans in the club your new danchou, that way nobody can complain.
What are our options for sprint CM anyway f2p brosall the good horses need arima and you aint winning that shit with 350 stam
>>553815847Definitely not the only one, I saved for her and got her fairly early on
>>553822963resist? you can't>>553819507>>553820096>>553822984you want a demon? here's your demon
>>553824910
>>553824910Pasa can with 350-400 stm running as late and great mood
i ragequit my borrow runs again
>>553824910your oshi <3
>>553824910it's simplewe run our team trials team
When is Fine banner? Twenty-six hours?
>>553824031Yes that was in the rebalance patch. The turn after getting night owl you have a better chance of well rested
>>553824729Opera Rape
>>553824910he didn't ticket taiki hahahahahahhahahahahahah what a loser des hahahahahahaha
>>553824910Bakushin, Kingu, and Mayano/Air Groovebut E and F are easy to improve, G is a lot more challenging
>>553825215>gatekept ogruihuh?
>>553824910Ha-ha-ha!
>>553825215>pace, pace, pace, pacewhy?and wtf's the gatekept mean?
>>553824727If you're a straight male, it should have been the first thing you noticed.
>>553824910surely F2poors have rolled at least one sprint uma
>>553825435>>553825507means career is difficurt with low stam (arima etc)
>>553825537WTF THEY ARE SO PERKY AND BIG
>>553825507>pace, pace, pace, pacePreview of the future
>>553825435>>553825507The Gatekept symbol is for umas that are difficult to trainFor example, Oguri needs 10 Sprint sparks from parents to reach A rank and she runs the Arima Kinen twice in her career for good measureIn the case of El Condor Pasa she can't reach A rank Sprint just from sparks so you'll need to proc Sprint sparks twice to get S rank
>>553825239Tomorrow 5pm eastern
>>553824910>SSSS++oonige Suzuka >Space Bakushin, Oguri, El condor pasa, Maru (classic)>Bpotential Taishin >DKing Halo
Holiday gibs doko
>>553825308Taiki is shit for sprint cm lol
i wonder if this is stupid butwould an actual honest to god serious anime about gold ship work?there are a lot of umas with interesting records in that generation
>>553825853it would be the rick and morty or deadpool of the uma franchise.please, no
>>553825737>another CM where players with suzuka have access to completely different stratsi am beginning to get frustrated of big nige no matter how much i like the strategy in principle...
>>553825737>it's another suzuka wank cry about it cmenough... I am sparking the all uma God Banner
>>553825943don't worry, it'll die for 4.5 months when MANT is released because story events are disabled
Suzuka is free
just catch up to suzukashe is not that good in sprints
>>553824683I run Scarlet in every CM as a front with another front, but you shouldn't take my advice. Despite having a consistent 60-80% winrate in rounds every CM, I've never won a finals. Shit sucks.Running her with runaway Suzuka is strong, because it can trigger Scarlet's unique skill with perfect timing, but I don't do that because I won't run an uma whose job is to lose every race.I'm most likely running her with Seiun Sky this time.I'm not very hopeful about this CM. Inherited A&S just doesn't seem good enough to me, so I'm really relying on well-timed Red Aces and I don't think it will work out often.
>>553825604>>553825686Anyone with a built in gold heal isn't that hard. And it's not bad having heals in sprint just in case you are rushed so you get to last spurt ASAP
>>553825737will i be able to paypig the selector in time for the oonige wank cm
>>553826135By the time you caught up in sprints, the race is over
I'm worthless
the only good thing about the beginning of the new era movie is ready steady derby
>>553826037I'm like 80% sure cygames will patch it and you will be able to make oonige in MANT so we can have more suzuka spam
>>553826192the short distance also works against runaway benefitsshe barely has time to enjoy the benefits of her strong early race performance, it is over in a second
should i make her pace or late? i wanted to make her end but of course the one run where things go well i don’t get after school stroll
>>553825679Orfevre is an end.Stego is a late.3/10
>>553825553other than ticketing maruzensky very early on, i have not pulled a single natural sprint or dirt runneron the other hand i have been spooked by multiple suzukas and taikis
>>553822808>me after i use 3 tickets on every new banner
>he thinks he can catch up to Suzuka in a 1200m racelmao, can't wait for the 1000m CM to hit to be honest but that one is probably a year away
is bourbon ever a consideration for cm (i guess Sagittarius specifically but also in general)unique being inconsistent is annoying but she gets taking the lead for free instead of borrowing twin turbo and trying to get it there
>>553825943Kitasan BLACKED
I have the opposite problem where Suzuka won't leave me aloneI've MLBed her support card purely from offbanners and her trainee's spooked me so many times that I'm halfway to having her at 5*
>>553826228I can’t help but wonder if uma bodies are more developed to attract the opposite sex
>>553826383There is no 1000m CM
>>553826405she was best in previous cm, because her unique would proc at the perfect timenow it procs too late and won't activate since everyone is caught up by the time it would go off
>>553826482really? must have confused it with an IRL race then
>>553825943>>553826034suzuka is not great for sprint you dummies, you wont have accels
What deck to use with cafe for long CM? I tried 3 speed and ended up with under 1200spd and shit stam anyway. Any special sauce combination deck?
>>553826405>instead of borrowing twin turbo and trying to get it thereyour welfare SSR bobo bwo?
>>5538267063 speed is always enough just try harder
>>553826149What kind of deck do you run
>>553826383(me)there was a 1000m race just not for CM but for LoH instead
>>553826405>borrowing Twin Turboread her skill chain and re-evaluate if you are ready to spend enough runs dealing with the RNG
>>553826727took a break from the game sadge
>>553823017
>>553826904you dont need taking the lead on bourbon, early lead is enough
>>553826615too bad I'm running her anyways
>>553826930
>>553826904sex with twin turbo
>>553826149Thank you anon, it does seem like the usual catapult strat works best but I also don't like using a sacrificial girl, I might give the double fronts a shot too if I can get a good 2nd one going
>>553827123definitly
>>553826706damn the sauce is so hot
>spend days making aces>they all lose to my CM6 acesWell, that was a waste of time. Looks like I'll be running my CM6 team again.
>>553826706Three speed (SSR Sweep for additional chance at Spurt if needed), Rice+Hishi, Riko.Borrow stamina or speed based on how your runs go I guess. I ran with garbage blue sparks and she did ok, but might be down to deck.
>>553826814I haven't trained my Scarlet ace yet, but I will use the same deck as Sei.Top Gun for Restless
>>553826383I think you got some weird ideas how runaways work in sprintsSuzuka's lead is also shorter in a sprint race
>>553818495I'd have sex with this dog
>>553827395w-why is marked with a dirt shoe
>>553827292this... happened to me, I'm just going to start making the sprint aces lol
>>553826149if you build a decent suzuka, she can win a race. the odds are next to none, but she can very well do it if every end closer and pace chaser fails to accelerate and gets blocked, which does happen.
>>553827302h-hot
>>553827302stop posting this picture of me.
>>553827481Don't worry about it
>fine motion comes out tomorrow>look at carat count>73Ooh I'm killing myself
>>553827395Is this 18* stam? Those are some nice stats
>>55382769373 thousand right?
Spent all my carrots, no ogurigames dead anyway, bye
>>553824683here’s mine for this cm but it’s shit, i’m just throwing her in there and hoping maybe she wins once (i like her fat tits and tsundere personality ok???)she’s insanely good if well built, but she’s VERY hard to build because of low speed bonus no bonus on anything else but guts
>>553827693your paid carats?>>553827743deserved, metacuck
>>553827720
>>553826706Wait a minute that's gore
inumusume
>>553824683she's not great but i'll run her anyway. 2 speed 2 wit, riko, rice
>>553827743
>>553827948I figured because of the neck marks
>>553827586Same here. I'll just pray that the XOguris fail their wit checks in the final.
>>553827956ah yeah this is more in line with what I can train lol
>>553827743I hope i encounter people with brains like these and the luck to roll oguri. One less ace to worry about in the lobby
>>553827846>cute laughing helios>the super mega cute lil fangaaaaaaaaa my heart>>553827951these make my heart warm as well
>no Long S>lost Unity round 2 somehow>Lost Unity Finals>can't cap speedThat's a sign from the gods that I should stop playing for the day.
:(
>>553824592what's he doin up there
>>553827958Who is the Uma on the left? im new here sorry. Its Air Groove and B... Brian?
reminder to WAIT FOR FUKU SSR before making your CM9 aces, you may think of borrowing Biko for plan X is essential, but the activation time and requirements are so bad they make turbo sprint extremely good in comparison (it is)
>>553828327Gay paizuri man
>>553827958Fuji Kiseki, Air Groove and Hishi AmazonYou can recognize them from their ear decorations
>>553828317He got colic around the same time urara passed away from it so they had him get surgery immediately and he thankfully recovered
>>553828327fuji kisekiair groovehishiama
>>553828194bro, where's your Digitan?
>>553828335yeah plan X is shit, still iffy about turbo sprint because of it being a 50/50. prefer 2-3 velocities over it I think
>>553828335but you want to borrow bakushin speed for the Turbo Sprint gamble...
>>553827743>rolling without spark and then rage quitting-1 retarded third worlder with high time preference
Why did they make such a beautiful uma so utterly weak and dogshit?
>>553828092indeed anon, so be it, I will just throw my wives, I was training the same umas anyways, and see how lucky I get in the finals, it is what it is sometimes, I dont know why long CM training is never fun to me
I've seen anons say Biko is a "stat stick" but what does that refer to?
>>553824592i love how u can put hats on horses and they are just totally okay with it, they are so cute. If only they werent abused :(
my falcon? smart
>>553828716means the card is good for raw stats and not just skills
my rice? showered
>>553828771Ops I meant slut
>>553828716Means that the skills are useless and its used purely for the stat value.The term is from old mmo/vidya days where in some scenarios you would equip a weapon that you don't even use, just for the passive stat bonuses
Uma most likely to say yes to anal? Other than Falco.
>>553828904my wife Falco doing a private live at MY home
>>553828549>thirdie has 29750 carats>"nah I'd win, saar">????>199 exchange points, didn't get the shiny>"fuck this shit game, it's dead to me #F2P"love to see it honestly
My Ticket? Winning.
>>553828716Dogshit skills and an unremarkable event chain but great at giving you big stats on rainbows.
>>553828960urara
>>553828960king analo
sexo curren chan
>>553829182obscenely based
>>553829182MY WIFEEEE
>>553829009My T.M.? Opera o.
>>553829046>>553829223Anal roommates
>>553828960king GAYlo
>>553829352daughter trying to be wife sub for her nogf dad...
I guess I gotta start making sprint parentswhat are the best umas for it?do I do a Dober sprint uma?
>>553828960natie
>>553829230Sure
>>553829507literally just pasa
Petition to ban McQueen and Creek from my careers
>>553829678succubus
>>553829601bit mean curren no?
>>553811954
>>553829691>He didn't buy a recovery skill
>>553829995mambo
>>553829507another sprinter or taiki for affinity, except for king halo and air grooveuse the calculator
>>553829995
>>553811138>finished my fan runs for today>Want to try out Winning Post 10>mfw can't speak JapaneseAm I going to have to use a screen translator for this game or what? Why haven't Koei released an english translation of the game or something.
bwos I'm itchy and covered in hives all over and I've got a week of dealing with this shit because the doctor won't do anything before an allergy test and I can't take any antihistamines for a week before the testuma for this feel?
based king halo can run sprint AND long
>>553830156>cropping out the pull numbersnooticing
>>553830156>cropped exchange points
>>553830195and lose all of them!
I love getting stam sparks in my sprint parent, those are the best
>>553830156>4 grass wondersexplode
>>553830229Red Desire does NOT have allat
>>553830249
>>553830236>>553830243does it make you feel better?
Tamamo can't come soon enough, I need to roll
>>553822808>Google this>Find a bunch of random images>All the boxes say "Hay [Number] DHL" on themSo it's not just a super funny coincidence, but someone having a laugh at DHL HQ
>>553830326bro... that's loves only you
>>553830326true
>>553830176
>>553830437I love you too, man, but I’m not sure I’m ready for that kind of commitment
>>553830326That ain’t Red Desire
>>553830437wtf it ismy bad gang
>>553828335>you may think of borrowing Biko for plan X is essential,nobody has thought thisI've seen more people thinking about running Teio or Riko for Rushing Gale
I love umamusume armpitsnot the AI ones though
bro... my bro...
they made too many redheads
>>553825018Just came so hard to that demon that I got a headache
>>553830831three?
>>553830928succubus
tired of xoguri careers... this will have to do even though she's a halfwit
>uma loses debut race
>>553830734it's an accel gold only for sprint, so even if it's bad people will think it's good due to the exclusivity bro
>>553830916>>553830928Why are the half-french umas so erotic
>>553831113most of my CM umas have nothing but position skills and distance corners/straights...
>>553830859dont give a fuuuuuuuuuuck for pitshowever, I see cheva I press like>>553831156because you like the fre*ch
Is Mambo the most influential /uma/ club?
>>553830831>Nice Nature>Loves Only You>Win Variation>Red DesireNot that many honestly
>>553831341cute paamaa
>>553831315Mambo isn't influencing shit. There's a club that's the true power in the shadows, but I won't be naming it.
>>553831315The most competitive and shitposted casual club for sure. You cant even fart there without someone posting about it here.
>>553831315what have they influenced?
>>553831528my balls
I have no idea what I'm doing desu but sprint is comfy to run
>>553831315>Rank 388Apologize. All of you who made fun of mambo.
I'm in love with the coco
Now that we've had Unity for a while, was 2 Pal just a meme?
>>553831985>listening to gaslight docs ever
>>553831920I NEED TO BREED THIS GOLDEN RETRIVER PUPPY GIRL
Why is /uma/ so mean? Does this game just make people angry?
>>553831883
>>5538319852 pal cards works great on 20% speed bonus umas, you can probably take something more useful than a 2nd pal card though
>>553831667>training The Adored By All Uma™>doesn't learn Adored By All
>>553831985riko+tazuna is amazing, but i can't afford to borrow tazuna most of the time. aoi is fucking useless.
>>553831985i think it had potential but it became a meme when they accelerated the balance patch
>>553832167Is AbA actually good?
>>553832187Better to be fucking useless than useless fucking! Dohohoho.
>>553831083>5 shoes
Kita has the best pits and tits
>>553832428Kitasan BLACKED
are you basically cooked the moment it becomes normal to remember how to type matikanefukukitaru from memory?
>3 borrows and no long s FUCK CYJEWS
>>553832421Drilling Taiki Shuttle's anus till she squirts.
>>553832506Only if you can first-time spell it too
>>553832283
I want to run a team of umas that genuinely hate the toreina. I have Taishin and Dober, who's the third?
>>553832428duramente mogs her in tit size
>Connecting
>>5538319852 pal decks can make usable umas but it's not a super powerful secret strat like it was made out to be
>>553832679you gotta wait till air shakur gets added
Yappy Lucky, like Biwa jobbed to.
>>553832697Isn't she supposed to be darker?
>>553832094not your hugbox bwo
>community notedJUST
>>553832506Is matikane fuku kitaru challenging?
>>553832869>yuri tranny being community notedAHAHHAHAHAHAH POST IT
>>553832869but female trainers are also girls...
>>553832836You could just be normal?
>>553832920It's more fun to type matchakonafuckyoukittyru
>>553832869>twitter faggotryeveryone on both sides of this should be executed
>>553832869LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553832697So does Dia funny enough
>>553833147Why is Satono Diamong like this...
>>5538331745'11" vs 6'0"
thank god for the showtime event. without grinding that I woudlve lost all my alarm clocks but since doing it ive gone up from 30 to 70 alarm clocks
>>553833015>Game comes out in Japan>Whole community makes tons of fan art between male torena and trainees being lovey dovey>Game comes out in Korea or China>Same thing happens>Game comes out Globally>Twitter trannies have a field day forcing their garbage fetish into shitI think it's a pretty clear cut case this
Torena, you're not planning on using any gaijin umas for Sagittarius cup right?
>>553833263do you breathe them
>>553833295https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90342635June 5, 2021
>>553833337Is Grass Wonder (the Last Samurai) good in Saggy Taurus?
>>553833348AI generated post
>>553833015I doubt the majority choose female trainers
>>553833416Ryan and Dober are better and possess yamato damashii
>>553833410>hur dur I LOVE being a hypocritical nit picker xDnow go and find some gore, you WILL find it, but it's a TINY minority trying to annoy people>NO ITS NOT REEEEEEEEEkeeps seething tranny
>>553832869>look guys someone made a twitter post and someone made a response to this twitter post and now i'm posting it on 4chanYou can't tell me the game is completely yuri-free when its got Daitaku Helios in it
>>553833410cherrypicked.
>>553833536you have become upsetcongratz
>>553833015True. Umas like Fuji Kiseki and Orfevre are made for female trainersBut these shipniggers are niggers they wont stop harking about umas being gay for each other
>>553833592Machines can’t get upset
>>553833552no one said that thou?
>>553833552Helios is a stallion.
>>553833748No, Fuji Kiseki is made for me.
>>553833410>two girls stay close to each other>THEY ARE GAY DON'T YOU SEE IT?
>>553833552>a single case of an UNRELASED uma liking another uma a lot>WOW THIS GAME SURE IS FULL OF GAY FAGGOT SHIT AND SUPER QUEER CODED LOL XDwhy are you liberal extremists ALWAYS fucking like this? why can't you ever behave like normal people and see things for what they are? yes there is a single uma that is super in love with another cute uma, and spe-chan is a huge faggot for suzuka as well. but 90% of the rest of the game, shows and everything else are hyper straight coded cuz JAPANESE MADE ITno one says there isn't a single bit of content that you could argue is gay/yuri, the issue is with trannies like above (or you) that argue ALL of the game is faggot coded which is mentally retarded>>553833839tranny allegory, 100% queer coded game!>>553833748>fuji is together with an old fart in the moviehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm>reddit spacingnooticing
>>553833552but Helios is made for ojiisans, everyone know gyarus fuck ojiisans in japan
>>553833552>Daitaku Heliosyou are gonna be so surprised when you read how obsessed she is with toreCOCK
>>553832869Evidence #38523548 that gatekeeping is a positive practice in any hobbyist endeavour
>>553833410are you a pedo?
>pre-2010>anime fans either ignore yuri or just accept it as pretty much any other kink>2016>directionbrained faggots sperg out fiercely every single time yuri is brought up regardless of the side who does itI fucking hate election tourists so, so goddamn much.
next thread WILL be less tranny/e-celeb infested!
7 and nex thread will be MORE tranny/e-celeb infested
uh oh yuritranny melty
nice burgerhours umatards
>>553834156maybe...
>>553834156>burger hours approaching...
I am going to fucking kill Tamamo
>>553834131>pre-2010>retarded outsiders and fetish fucks were bullied to hell by the community AND moderation, aka gatekept>2016 and onward>site invaded en masse by normalfags, making gatekeeping an impossibility, moderation infested by hyper political retards that add to this problem as well
When do I fuck a gyaru uma
This game HAS to be gay/queer coded because you play it.
>>553834360You were not here before 2010 and you literally do not know what you're talking about, please shut the fuck up.
>>553834408chuckled/10
>>553830110NOOOOOO
>>553834360don't try to explain it, he won't understand, he's a tourist
>>553834279you got about 1 hour til the burgerwagies are out of their cagies
>>553833748Orfevre is made for ME
>>553833138I wish this had been carried out so that the thread didn't fill with garbage since.Also, can everyone else just stop fucking responding to the retard? Thanks.
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All Uma's are Ojisansexual
Well even in japan, umamusume yuributa are being made fun of...
>2016that's just when orion earth era began
>>553834613inshaumallah smart altair
>even in japan the faggots are being made fun ofno shit
So you are saying I should post cute girls being really good friends more often because people think only Americans look at it.
>>553834613
>>553828194BUHI OINK OINK YES CYGAMES DROP ANOTHER BANNER IN MY TROOUGH SMACK GULP BURP PIGGY HUNGRY GIVE ME MOARRR I CAN'T STOP ROOOOLLLLING IN THE SHIT PLS CYGAMES MOAR BANNERS FOR THIS BUTA BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>clearly a bait>all the yurifags bite itGod I hate newfags
BAAAAAAAKE
>>5538346131!
>Roku Nana sugoi neeee
>>553834969rape toy curren
>>553828552don't care, still want her. Sadly I can't spark the all-uma banner for her, first priority is Marusexy, then Seiun Sky then Narita Brian, and I can only afford two sparks, sad to say.
i think curren and falco should kissme in the middle
>>5538346135!
>>553834496Thanks. I prefer puns.
I showed up in 2009 to talk about league of legends. I was there to see the birth of /vg/ as a direct result of our thread conquering /v/.17 years later I'm still wasting my time here but I love my invisible schizobros. I'll be here forever.
Hopefully you are not retarded enough to keep biting
BAKER BAKER
>>553828990It's amazing how many 'people' lack basic impulse control. No matter how many times /uma/ says, "Don't roll without a spark unless you're ok losing all your shekels", some retard thinks that he's the .1% exception and probability has GOT to favor him.
>>553835245SEXO
>>553835167helps that it's a classic 4chan joke, at least if you ask me>>553835239heh...
>>553835113can she really fit them all?
>>553835350>>553835350>>553835350
>>553835316This. Always operate under the worst possible expected outcome and be pleasantly surprised when you don't have to spend your whole stock to get there.
>>553835365Yeah Im not using that thread. Someone else bake
>>553835489AIIIIIEEEE NIIGGGERMAN HELP ME THE DRAWINGS ARE KISSING EACHOTHER AIIIIEEEEE
>>553829009>still haven't done a single Winning Ticket runI feel a bit bad. What umas have you guys not trained at all? For me it's >Biwa>TickezoMejiro Ryan, Opera O, and Natie have 1-2 careers each.
>>553835202unc
>>553835612Personally I dont care about yuri but It will be thread full of seething faggots
>>553834915Teio would say this
sooooooo where is the REAL thread, the one that isn't 110% queer coded?
>>553835364>>553835364>>553835364
>>553831859>388stop making up lies lol
>>553836038>stop making up liesRight? We're 383
>>553835202Helios, uncpost this guy NOW
>>553832742How do you properly use a 2 pal deck? Are you really spending 10 turns on recreation in a career to max out both event chains? That doesn't seem like a good ROI, somehow.
>>553836364Fucking BASED
>>553836520I believe the idea behind 2 pals is just using the dates whenever you're low energy so you don't have to rest and they give you free stats as the cherry on topCompleting the chains isn't necessary
