[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/vg/ - Video Game Generals


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1762739699847466s.jpg (3 KB, 125x125)
3 KB
3 KB JPG
Revenant

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-hotfix-notes-version-1031

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)

>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg (embed)

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
https://www.nightreignmap.com/en

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>553761059
>>
>>
first for cunny
>>
remove the embeds you dumb troon
>>
>>553830604
no, you want them removed do it yourself
>>
File: 1766691596108115.jpg (281 KB, 1366x2048)
281 KB
281 KB JPG
>>
>>553830698
we're going to rape and behead you tomorrow
>>
File: rtm.png (324 KB, 851x242)
324 KB
324 KB PNG
>>553830448
I kinda feel like relaying, but I want to use an item randomizer.
How do I do that without getting softbanned?
>>
>>553830573
So zased fellow pdfile
>>
madison please post executor porn again

>>553830919
the randomizer (or more specifically, mod engine 2) forces you to be offline

I might do a randomizer run too, I'm bored
>>
File: 20251208_055559.png (550 KB, 706x425)
550 KB
550 KB PNG
>>553830448
>125x125
>>
>>553830919
seamless mod works with the randomizer without putting you at risk of ban, it's how we played it
>>
>>553830890
muslims should not play videogames, go away
>>
File: unknown_replay.webm (3.92 MB, 800x450)
3.92 MB
3.92 MB WEBM
This game fucking sucks
I don't remember it being anywhere near this hard
All of these enemies 2-3 shot me, they fucking jump around at lightspeed and the rally mechanic is useless because everything knocks you down so you can't regain hp
>>
>>553831391
skill issue
>>
File: 1765474548764353m.jpg (103 KB, 807x1024)
103 KB
103 KB JPG
>>553831391
if you hate it so much why do you keep playing it AND coming here to talk about it? we get it, you will never become a squid
>>
>>553831391
bloodborne hammers in the concept of "vulnerability damage" ala if ur trying to run, coming into a roll / attack windup / healing where you take a gajillion % more damage than if you just stand still knowing you're about to get hit
>>
revenant is positively GLAZED with semen
hot glue QUEEN
>>
BIG thank you to the anon who explained that the running strat for ED balancers is reddit. I played with randos today as the scholar and rushing the blood valkyries with aoes and that ult was pretty cool, and successful.

Btw in rando game I had a greatbow Wylder and a Guardian, and it was my first time where Guardian wasn't dying the most lmao
>>
File: 1617559693499.png (1.11 MB, 892x487)
1.11 MB
1.11 MB PNG
>>553831340
astaghfirullah
>>
queue d5
>>
>>553831391
I want to get this game and ShadPS4 set up but it seems like a huge pain in the ass and it's missing features.
>>
>>553830565
>>553830573
Rare good posts in this shithole.
>>553831340
Don’t offend terr please his uncle just got done with his butthole so he’s a little cranky right now.
>>
>>553832629
hmm let me think NYO!
>>
Should I refund Nightreign?
>>
>>553832819
No its fun
>>
why is there no crossplay
>>
Should I buy Elden Ring?
>>
>>553832723
One of those is clearly not a good post ,and youre a ponce poofter if you disagree.
>>
>>553832940
which other Fromsoft game has crossplay?
Their studio is notoriously behind on multiplayer features.
>>
>>553832542
>the running strat for ED balancers is reddit
>played with randos today as the scholar
scholar's ult has a bugged interaction with ED balancers, as if it being one of the best clustered enemies clearers in the game wasn't already strong enough against them
>>
File: 138654610_p0 (1).png (507 KB, 1000x1414)
507 KB
507 KB PNG
new patch tomorrow
>>
gg bug
>>
File: 1768156321679772.jpg (1.49 MB, 1860x1240)
1.49 MB
1.49 MB JPG
>>553833191
I went to save this image and to my chagrin I had already saved it
>>
>>553833191
give me genderbender ironeye/wylder skin, undertaker buffs, or a duchess skin that makes my penis hard, or I don't give a shit
>>
QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE
>>
File: 1767623816872388.jpg (40 KB, 300x345)
40 KB
40 KB JPG
>>553833191
>game is at end of life
we should be thankful really
>>
File: 1.png (1.81 MB, 1676x1008)
1.81 MB
1.81 MB PNG
Dont you love it when the game drops a weapon you really like within the first 3mins?
>>
>>553833151
what's the bug?
>>
>>553833191
Give it to me straight, will halosloppers and pot scholars get roped? Or will we see more rev nerfs and ironeye buffs?
>>
>>553832940
why would you want cross play? I don't want toxic autistic pc cheaters on the ps5 player pool
>>
>>553833884
You have no players period nigga
>>
File: 1705684205315254.jpg (264 KB, 808x808)
264 KB
264 KB JPG
gg smol horsey
>>
File: 1753023208017201.png (1014 KB, 1024x1024)
1014 KB
1014 KB PNG
>>553834346
gg
>>
File: Untitled.png (679 KB, 821x724)
679 KB
679 KB PNG
>>553834346
gg horse a bit spicy at the end there lol
>>
>>553833512
This this this
>>553832723
Both of those are clearly good posts and you’re a homosexual brown if you disagree
>>
File: longwyld.jpg (36 KB, 580x231)
36 KB
36 KB JPG
This changed my life tbqh
>>
>>553833685
https://youtu.be/VpLlhc1GWls?t=195
not sure exactly what's happening, but sometimes when you ult the zombies the boss' true healthbar just evaporates
there's meant to be some kind of damage limiter that queues up the next stage after a while, but when scholar's ult is up you just go straight through it and burn the entire bar
>>
>>553834528
I have tried using the ult at the start of the fight, this doesn't happen, so my best guess is that the worm is somewhere around, hidden from view, and using scholar's ult after he makes an appearance once hits him with it, letting you damage him by damaging the zombies
>>
Genuinely why are the chinese players so bad at the game?
>>
>>553832819
Yes, it’s bad.
>>553833884
You triggered a PCxhir but you spoke facts regardless.
>>
>>553834184
invasions are still constant during daytime hours idk what you are on about
>>
>>553834835
>snoytroon melty
kino
>>
>>553832140
why does terr do this mental illness stuff?
>>
>>553833191
I'm shocked. I thought they abandoned this game.
>>
How hard is Everdark Balancers with Randoms? I wanna get the relic but my friends are a bit busy lately. I usually run Scholar or Recluse
>>
File: terr lore.png (47 KB, 1892x268)
47 KB
47 KB PNG
>>553834987
He's having a conniption fit because we spent a good portion of last thread loreposting about his failures. The post above you is trying to attack the mythical PSN anon he hates kek. At least we know why he hates on that guy now.
>>
File: 1762175261155597.png (376 KB, 799x452)
376 KB
376 KB PNG
>>553832103
Goals
>>
kinda thinking of getting nightreign how much voice comms are needed in the game?

I don't have a mic and even if i did i probably wouldn't use it
>>
>>553835593
>he doesn't know
>>
>>553835593
Never used it in my life and I'm 9999 I'm sure most anons here are the same
>>
>>553831281
I hope great misfortune befalls you for your shameless brazen display of poor taste
>>
>>553835593
None.
>>
>>553835184
hard to say, I won today, randos aren't as bad as other randos like to say. It's outside of deep of night, so worst case scenarios, if other players are obnoxious, you can freely quit and look for other ones
>>553835267
the psn anon was revealed to you in a dream?
>>
>>553834987
That post is calling out your nonsense, terr. Try to keep up.
>>
I think 6 of us tried to streamsnipe terr and somehow all got into games with each other instead leaving him alone in the queue for 20 minutes
>>
>>553835593
Lack of voice comms is the best part.
>>
>>553834921
>terrtroon triggered
Cinema
>>
>>553835664
>>553835693
>>553835718
>>553836304
oh nice
>>
>>553835267
The sneedger days were fun Took anons about 10 minutes to realize it was terr lol.
>>
>>553836190
He’s probably blocked everyone like me
>>
File: ss20260112-18.40.52.jpg (1.85 MB, 2560x1440)
1.85 MB
1.85 MB JPG
>>553828253
You should honestly do Malenia as your final boss, best way to cap off a playthrough
>WFD
You can use vow of the indomitable to i-frame through the first part (I think you can do it twice then just roll back the lost part, never used it myself but just the first part of WFD is the most problematic). Ice pot her to instantly frost her and cancel the move (works once per phase), or Bloodhound step to get through the whole move because BHS is just crazy
Also Barricade Shield. Yeah she'll heal, but you'll take no damage and basically ignore the move.

>>553822354
I just finished an RL1 run, all remembies (base game). Going to take a break before I do the DLC
>>
>terr mentioning himself again to stay relevant
just buy an ad bro
>>
>>553835267
He's already spamming bc of this.
>>
>>553836847
you triggered the brown tranny known as terr and made xher cry well done relish in your victory
>>
>>553834878
What have invasions and pvp got to do with Nightreign retard? When people mention cross-plat play they are talking about Nightreign.
>>
>>553837486
elden ring thread
>>
File: vig.jpg (38 KB, 958x407)
38 KB
38 KB JPG
outvigged, gg base ranni
>>
>>553837917
g9 thread
>>
>>553838003
youwy general, we're pvers now
>>
File: Waterfowldance.webm (3.84 MB, 806x454)
3.84 MB
3.84 MB WEBM
>>553836710
>Suggesting a bunch of ash of cope instead of telling him how to deal with it with fundamentals
You didn't learn the fight.
>>
>>553838003
jeenannie hasn't even existed before ever since the sung-about incident with the brazilian jelly
>>
>>553838279
i have dodged it normally every single time ive fought her except for the first and second playthroughs
>>
>>553837917
*Nightreign thread
you lost unc
>>
>>553838180
>jewy
g9 thread
>>
File: 1762570791059464.gif (2.56 MB, 353x209)
2.56 MB
2.56 MB GIF
>>553838279
>BHF
The most casual weapon in the game.
>>
I beat the basegame RL1 with no fist weps or bleed/frost weps yet I still got shitstomped by Putrescent Knight for 10 hours before giving up, I regularly 3bar to shit like base horse and Libra
>>
File: 1705836896154682.png (175 KB, 389x356)
175 KB
175 KB PNG
gg mystery fishe sorry for jobbing

idk how i got 1shot thru full hp neg every time...
>>
>>553838438
>>553838003
>>553838180
both ugly ESLs + no one asked

>>553838463
The weapon used is irrelvenant retard.
>>
>>553836710
I was surprised at how effective just blocking and guard countering is against her
>>
>>553838542
no parry / misericorde faggotry or Jump L1 unga bunga too for that matter
>>
File: 1748806424939278.jpg (209 KB, 1000x1300)
209 KB
209 KB JPG
>>553838620
living up to the name eh? hehe
gg, been a while since i fought this boss. was actually fun.
>>
>>553838279
>implying shitters will ever have the stamina to do this
thats their real problem, draining the bar constantly, panic rolling once you get 1 pixel of stamina back, repeat for 100 hours
>>
>>553838621
The bleed weapon with a great ash and special properties didn't matter?
Then why were you using it?
>>
File: Untitled.png (380 KB, 559x563)
380 KB
380 KB PNG
>>553838620
>>553838731
of course its fish the one game i pick duchess gg
also that was unlucky for you doll
>>
File: 1748718276149093.webm (3.58 MB, 1280x720)
3.58 MB
3.58 MB WEBM
wheres the promised 6 player elden ring patch
>>
>>553835578
saus?
>>
>>553838438
napstarf >> any small and soulful invasions streamers/youtubers >> sane ryan >>>>>>>>>>>>> g9
>>
>>553838764
>Then why were you using it?
Because he's a casual.
>>
>>553838904
qrd on napstarf? he seems like a typical angry shouting man
>>
>>553839160
that's exactly what he is
>>
>>553838904
sane ryan losing his marbles invading guts and his friend griffith for 30 minutes straight
>>
How much do the DLC relic effects dilute the pool? I'd like a better Night Invader relic so I'm considering buying the pre-DLC relics but I'm not sure if it's worth missing out on the new relic effects. I recall from rerolling for 2 hours that some dormant weapon effects were far more common than others, leading me to believe the gacha is weighted somehow.
>>
>class: Deprived
>gift: firegem
>make the crystal lizard chase me and trick it into falling off a cliff for easy souls
>do the same with the swordmaster
>level up to use his uchigatana
>upgrade it with titanite asap and infuse it with a firegem
>get the Fire Clutch Ring too
Yup, it's Dark Souls 3 time!
>>
>>553839473
You'll see keyword abilities for scholar and undertaker, thats it. Ninvader can only be on non-deep relics (for now) so it doesn't change much.
>>
>>553839547
is this the DS3 equivalent of running around for an hour collecting golden seeds and sacred tears
>>
>>553838739
im the worst video game player ever and i learned how to dodge it like that
I play med weight though so I preemptively strafe back after every punish to get distance
>>
>>553839296
i'll stick with sane ryan
>>
>>553839547
doing these fancy speedrunner tactics to cheese fights is so hard I rather just fight it normally
>>
>>553839786
except it takes 10 minutes at most
>>
>>553839160
>>553839296
kinda, but he's also good at the game and comes up with interesting challenges in pve, pvp, or both. His leveling only from pvp runes run became pretty popular among small/medium pvp streamers at one point. His mimic only run was one of the funniest challenge runs ever. Now he's griefing cheaters in Nightreign which can be amusing, too
>>
>Replacing Red Wolf of Radagon (#14000850) in Academy of Raya Lucaria: Bayle the Dread (#2054390800) from Jagged Peak - Jagged Peak Summit, Bayle Arena (scaling 34->6)
oh yeah, it's time
>>
>>553838764
>>553838964
It doesn't matter in the sense that you can do what that anon did in the webm with spacing and jumping, which ANY player has access to, that has nothing to do with the weapon-choice shitter-anons.

>>553838739
Perfectly do-able with base stam + Radagon's soreseal and or viridian amber medallion or stam physicks.
>>
>>553840150
If it didn't matter he wouldn't be using the most op casual weapon in the game for low stat fags. He's doing that because he needs to. Look at how many buff icons are beneath his bars.
Casuals are all the same.
>>
>>553839694
They also added relic effects that change the starting spells post DLC. Does anyone have a feel for how rare the Night Invader relic effect is?
>>
>>553840278
>changing goalposts
I accept your confession, shitter-anon. BHF doesn't move the character for you.
>>
>>553840378
it does actually, did you try pressing L2?
>>
>>553840378
????
>>
I beat RL1 with spirit ashes and pretended I did it solo with parrying and antspier but everyone congratulated me so it’s ok
>>
>>553840309
Ninvader is rare but not super rare. Getting it as a line on an overall good relic itself is hard. Here's the thing about ninvader relics - they need to be semi-perfect now because of the other highly desirable boss/shop relics. You want something like
>[character ability]
>ninvaders
>ult charge +3
Anything less will feel like jank. Since you want your ninvader relic to be specialized for the given character you are probably going to want an undertaker and scholar one as well (if you play them). A relic on that tier is as rare as a generically good one that doesn't have the [character ability] but has something else good. If you get a good generic ninvader that will do until you get character specific ones. Since its non-depth only you can roll like a fiend and refund everything that isn't CEkino and roll for a while until you are tapped out on murk.
>>553840378
you do you clownboi
>>
>>553840628
That will cause you to trade and melt to waterfowl anon, did you even play the game?
>>
>>553840976
I'd win
>>
>be ironeye
>bring bow
>do fairly unimpressive DPS
>do it constantly
>hit bosses that dance a lot
use your legolas moveset to feel really cool about how little damage you're doing
>bring melee
>do godly DPS
>detonate your own marks several times over, to the point where you need MORE MARKS
>a stiff breeze (literally, looking at you godrick) will instantly kill you
tough call
>>
>>553840720
I think committing to an RL1 run is based either way. For some bosses it was fun seeing how far I could take my knowledge of the game to nuke the shit out of them at level 1 (webm related). Other bosses I just grinded like normal because I wanted the full satisfaction of beating and learning them
>>
>>553840823
>shitter is mad
kino

>>553840718
>leftist pretending not to understand something
like clockwork
>>
>>553840976
>That will cause you to trade
The increased poise damage the BHF does compared to other weapons will fold Malenia. Thats part of why BHF is so casual, it literally has special stats.
>>
>>553840278
>If it didn't matter he wouldn't be using the most op casual weapon in the game for low stat fags.
Well, you can flip Malenia like a pancake with Giants Hunt at level 1 and then loop staggers, something like the zwei or flamberge would be the play if you're trying to skip the fight without glitches. You still have to learn which openings are openings and which attacks have hyperarmor but it cuts out a ton of the fight.
>>
>>553841064
At RL1 you'd lose, learn see on how to actual win with ANY weapon equipped in your hand seeing as you are too brown to understand that.

>>553841184
>cutting off the part of my postthat mentions waterfowl
WFD literally has infinite poise and will shred BHF at RL1, again, you don't know the game. Mentioning its innate better jumping attacks doesn't change that. Be less bad faith next time shitte-ranon.
>>
>>553841379
Its easier stunlocking her with the BHF. If the guy uploaded his whole fight thats what it would be in between the waterfowl. A single R1 stuns her.
Anon chose the most casual path to winning. She's famous for being low poise and he used a weapon with special stats that take advantage of her low poise.

If you've played ER a lot you know what he's doing.
>>
>I beat a casual turn-based RPG for children with all of these self imposed rules for myself so I'm better than you
/vp/
>>
>>553841478
Nah, I'd win, at any level. I'm just that good.
>>
>>553841541
That's not the point of his original webm, though retard-anon he was showing how to deal with waterfowl dance with fundamental tools. You seem jealous/upset for some reason though.

>>553841653
Nah you're a broccoli headed brownzoom and would lose.
>>
File: 1761095519266202.png (272 KB, 1035x781)
272 KB
272 KB PNG
>>553841541
>A single R1 stuns her.
That is true for Greatswords, Coll Swords, CGS, GHammers, Col Weapons, GSpears, Halberds, Reapers, GAxes, and Whips
>>
>>553841541
The biggest flaw is her fucking hyperarmor
>>
File: 1752867186191920.webm (3.65 MB, 960x540)
3.65 MB
3.65 MB WEBM
>>553841585
ts so much ts
>>
>>553841585
i never said that and i think both the sperg who immedietally jumped on the malenia reply chain just to post his epic wfd dodge and the faggot who thinks bhf are overpowered are both annoying dipshits
>>
>>553841941
And yet he's using BHF. Thats the point idiot, he casualized a challenge run for himself.
>>
Sorry I just ate way too much. No more queueing today.
I need to lie down.
>>
>>553841941
also this only applies to her idle stance and certain moves. most of her moves have hyperarmor.
>>
>>553841086
I personally felt incredibly unbased doing it since it was 4 hours of prep then I just walked the entire game
>>
>>553842007
this is cheat engine
>>
>>553842135
fatty
>>
>>553842135
Based
>>
Damn.... bg adel nice try.
>>
File: fatty.png (122 KB, 868x114)
122 KB
122 KB PNG
>>553842135
>>
>>553842320
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW
>>
>>553841585
It's rated M thoughbeit reddit anon.
>>
>>553841931
even doe I won???
>>
I'm gonna do it, I'm going to finally go past the refund window
>>
jee is live
>>
>>553842135
>>553842296
>>553842438
i ate half a pizza along with loaded fries and a cheeseburger
yes im a fat fucking chud
>>
File: IMG_0530.jpg (18 KB, 500x400)
18 KB
18 KB JPG
>>553842796
why do you love the even doe so much?
>>
>>553842901
absolutely based, how much do you weigh?
>>
>>553842092
see >>553841931 and maybe stop seething retard-anon

>>553842796
Webm or didn't happen.

>>553842939
Because he's brown and a zoom zoom
>>
File: 1767160478795294.jpg (427 KB, 946x1342)
427 KB
427 KB JPG
>>553841941
>>
>guys please reply to me (sends 5000 yous per post)
>>
>>553842320
why didn't you use the magic dagger?
>>
>>553843074
I don't get it what's happening here?
>>
>>553843212
It's you sitting on a dildo and it's so big it's pushing your stomach out.
>>
>>553843074
stop posting this
>>
File: idiot is desperate.png (181 KB, 1206x788)
181 KB
181 KB PNG
>>553842939
signaling. He isn't even pretending anymore. Take it as a victory if you want.
>>
>>553841941
Whyd you say colossals so many times?
>>
>>553842976
184lbs
>>
>>553843321
I'm gonna be real because I love you but your replies are just as mentally ill to me tbqh
>>
>>553842296
>>553842438
>>553842976
The anon stuffing himself with pizza and fries is not me.
I'm just full of pasta
> how much do you weigh fatty
190lb
>>
>>553843071
I don't see a point in recording my gameplay cause I just keep winning. You should try that
>>
>>553843331
i know the ash descriptions will often say stuff like "great armaments" or "large swords" or whatever, idk what the actual shortest shorthand would be to list all those
>>
>>553839694
>>553843321
just stay on /v/ man no one cares
>>
>>553843409
don't reply to the schizo
>>
folks, let's be a little understanding and remember that when you work for Israel they'll molest your family members if you don't reach a certain quota of (You)s per thread assigned to you to disinfo it up, this man is not mentally ill, he posts like a faggot to maximalize interactions because he is trying to protect his deeply wounded family
>>
File: 20260114124448_1.jpg (503 KB, 1920x1080)
503 KB
503 KB JPG
>>
>>553843321
Cat is out of the bag now so why shouldn't he go scorched earth?
>>
File: grand raider scene.jpg (73 KB, 888x420)
73 KB
73 KB JPG
Why do I get p.good/10 gemmies for everyone else except Ironeye
>>
>>553843469
>>553843350
>tfw I'm heavier
I am the real fatty
>>
>>553843629
>long live the IDF and Israel
>gets assigned to shitpost on 4chan and twitter
it's either that or they're paid in rupees
>>
>>553843763
why are you playing ironeye?
>>
>>553844009
pewpewpewpew
poison bleed frost aids
mark go boooom
hehe
haha
>>
Damn jee died in like 5 seconds to a ganker, hes washed the fuck up. We need a new jeenine
>>
File: 1764392481234474.webm (2.61 MB, 1280x720)
2.61 MB
2.61 MB WEBM
>>553844207
link
>>
File: holy rev.jpg (165 KB, 1224x655)
165 KB
165 KB JPG
Is this better vs dogs/greglord than a pretty decent beastclaw build?
>>
okay most attacks on him are easy enough to dodge
but on Fulghor, I keep getting caught off guard by him doing the arrow rain followed up by an instant arrow, arrow rain makes it impossible to see him draw that arrow
>>
File: flawless pvp.webm (2.72 MB, 960x540)
2.72 MB
2.72 MB WEBM
>>553844345
das it mane
>>
>>553844362
rot under max HP is a brick and you're going to want to replace it after you do 1-2 runs with it
>>
When do patch notes drop?
>>
>>553844638
12pm GMT
>>
>>553844362
Depends how brave you are with the wrath of gold during the split. Make sure to turn your volume down lol.
>rot below max hp
you better kill them fast or you are going to suffer.
>>
File: kek collage.jpg (171 KB, 900x896)
171 KB
171 KB JPG
post your face when the patch is unironically Rev nerfs (they cuck the Beast Claw build)
>>
File: 1905980557588041888_2.jpg (31 KB, 200x200)
31 KB
31 KB JPG
gg gigra no lltbt but we managed mobs pretty well..

that might be the fastest ive seen deathbird die lol
>>
the sparks when you hit holy-weak enemies and big stupid purple effects during grabs need to be in elden ring 2
>>
Rot/poison under max hp are actually buffs instead of curses if you play the best character in the game
>>
>>553844564
>>553844345
we did it reddit!
>>
>>553844934
gg DRB, took longer to encode this webm
>>
>>553844848
The only change will be an option to turn off the great hollow with sovereign sigils or something similar. They already added the hotfix for detecting if you close the game on character select (been like that for 2 days already).
>>
Post your dream patch. Mine would be From finally giving us the ability to make our own custom relics. I hate that the Japanese have been mind broken into thinking that random rolls are the zenith of game design.
>>
>>553843763
I basically got the deep version of this kek
>>
>>553845389
I just want a ton more costumes
>>
>>553845389
wyldjeets getting removed from the game
>>
>>553845389
More outfits and a way to link outfits with your preset builds.
>>
Petition for 3 bar doll to stop playing ironeye
>>
Imagine if the tower roof in great hollows let you select and roll a slot on one of your currently equipped rng, non-shop/boss relics instead of giving a trivial amount of murk
>>
>>553845514
why does the designated white guy with a sword make you seethe?
>>
>>553845514
BASED
>>
>>553844945
>the sparks when you hit holy-weak enemies
there should be a version of this for every element and damage type weakness to intuitively learn what enemies are weak to.
It's also just satisfying.
>>
>>553845639
I like the ult charge and murk.
>>
>>553844848
I'm all in on potscholar haloslop not getting nerfed.
>>
File: 1767538512293999.png (149 KB, 960x1280)
149 KB
149 KB PNG
>>553845621
but ironeye is good tho..
>>
>>553846176
Yeah, but you're not and you're a false Ironeye.
>>
>>553846314
Fake ironeyes are called Tinnies
>>
>>553845737
He will always be south Asian and it fills him with envy to be reminded of that fact.
>>553844207
No one asked what your boyfriend was doing buddy.
>>
They better fix the game but if they dont im not responsible for what happens…
>>
>>553846176
I've never seen you 3bar or play revenant
>>
>>553845087
Wait did they fix it so you can't dodge of css anymore
Holy basedo desuwa if true
>>
>hear people dodge depth 4+ bugs
>not sure why, he seems easy
>finally make it to depth 4
>get ED bugs
>YOU WANT TO BE ALIVE? TOO BAD. ONE LITTLE BLUE PROJECTILE OR RED BEAM DECIDED YOUR TIME STANDING IS OVER, GOODNIGHT.
holy FUCK
>>
I hope they make it so upgrading a weapon using a smithing stone upgrades the passive

>>553846176
Iron eye makes every run dull
>>
lost to everdark augur fuark
>>
>>553846724
>I hope they make it so upgrading a weapon using a smithing stone upgrades the passive
It's insane that hasn't been fixed yet.
>>
>>553846693
you can survive multiple hits of the moths magic even if it's ED what are you on about
there's literally no way to lose ED bugs too since you can circle the around the arena and get a revive off with just the distance alone and no ult
>>
File: 1698612428175283.png (1.03 MB, 1534x1302)
1.03 MB
1.03 MB PNG
I don't feel like I've won a boss fight if I've used Wylder's cheat death thing
>>
>>553846647
>>
Give me the objective trvke supernova best solo D5 build.
>>
>>553846693
Just play ironeye and kite the moth away
>>
>>553846526
(he will surrender to CE kino)
>>
>>553847085
Magic dagger cuts them in le half :p
>>
>>553847064
>lgbtscape
>>
>>553847085
Keep doing what you're already doing but fix the zdps.
>>
File: M'speak_amulet_detail.png (18 KB, 425x717)
18 KB
18 KB PNG
>>553845793
>>
>>553843071
>>553842939
Terr is a 35 year old Indian buddy he just spent 5 seconds lurking the sharty and now thinks he’s one of them
>>
>>553846887
i feel this if ever take damage during any fight
>>
>>553847187
Hope the balance patch makes magic dagger cut day 2 fuckers in half too
>>
>>553847260
>lgbtscape
>>
File: 1718069553239172.png (311 KB, 468x533)
311 KB
311 KB PNG
[effect] on attack chain > [effect] on full hp
>>
Let me jeet her has done irreparable damage to the souls community.
>>
My head hurts
>>
>>553847447
>*gets one-shot by the Nightlord's landing appearence shockwave*
Name?
>>
>>553847776
>*gets hit by Nightlord's landing appearance shockwave*
Name?
>>
File: FnkHpoMaUAAxGM3.jpg (386 KB, 2048x1323)
386 KB
386 KB JPG
Sleeping for the balance patch, see you tomorrow guys
>>
File: IMG_2483.jpg (466 KB, 2048x927)
466 KB
466 KB JPG
ranni - The queue
The Flock Overlord - Me
>>
>>553847871
Couldn't be me, unlike your exejeet/underchink ass
>>
>>553848050
post the full image you pussy
>>
>>553848029
>sleeping for 12 and half hours
Lazy fuck
>>
>>553845389
>duchess now has a thigh highs and skirt outfit
>ironeye now has a genderswap outfit where she's an elf in thigh highs
>wylder now has a genderswap outfit where thigh highs
>>
>ranni -
>>
>>553848029
good night hot stuff
>>
>newfag -
>>
>>553848050
>brown birdjeet delusions
kino
>>
>>553848224
>duchess now has a genderswap thigh highs and skirt outfit
>>
>>553848029
you've got about 23 hours before the patch/maintenance finishes.
>>
>>553848551
no one said that, shut up
>>
File: 1729734507637048.jpg (72 KB, 820x950)
72 KB
72 KB JPG
>>553848224
damn this nigga likes high thighs
>>
>>553845389
>Cross-platform play
>relic edit/colour change, re-roll for resource system
>SoTE weapons
>new skins for each Nightfarer

Those are the immediate things I want to see

Later of longevity
>more base ER and SoTE enemies/bosses
>more seeds for RNG
>>
File: wuxia ring.png (699 KB, 1454x815)
699 KB
699 KB PNG
>try out chinkslop action mod
>most fun I had with modded ER
>more fun than Convergence and Reforged
>>
>>553845389
Bell busting hunter getting a -8% to everything nerf
>>
damn my swords were so fucking limp I felt like such a retard using RoA
>>
>>553848979
what's good about it?
>>
>>553845389
Fix Beast Claw despawning on GH night 2 and NL arenas
Something to make ED Balancers less lame. maybe less aggressive worm, hp gating changed from 1/4 chunks to 1/3 chunks so you only encounter worm twice (or even make it so the 1/4 hp you do on phase 1 carries to phase 2). stupid ahh fight at d5
and remove rain of arrows from all libra summons
>>
>>553849207
>remove rain of arrows
yes, every version of it
>>
File: 1697886432706726.png (1.95 MB, 1665x1665)
1.95 MB
1.95 MB PNG
What's the ETAs?
>>
>>553848597
>>553848224
thigh highs are safe horny reddit slop
>>
>>553849708
fine they can have womb tattoos too, you happy?
>>
>>553849207
>Fix Beast Claw despawning on GH night 2 and NL arenas
This, I need to curbstomp even harder with my Rev
>>
>>553849698
maintenance should be done in 12 hours 16 minutes if they finish on time, it starts in 9hrs 16 min
>>
>>553849698
fitting bitch for this shit hole
>>
>>553849708
what the fuck is safe horny, and how does it differ from other types of horny?
>>
>>553848224
Elf Archer?
>>
>>553845389
>Restage cooldown is 30 seconds
>Once mark has popped you can't apply it again for 30 seconds
>Spell schools cannot be stacked
>Remove starting spells
>Balancers do not stack
>Defeating enemies gives ultimate charge do not stack
>Damage negation passives do not stack
>Damage passives do not stack
>Necklace can only be used by Undertaker
>>
>>553850205
lol
>>
>>553850205
>>Restage cooldown is 30 seconds
>>Once mark has popped you can't apply it again for 30 seconds
>>Spell schools cannot be stacked
>>Remove starting spells
>>Balancers do not stack
>>Defeating enemies gives ultimate charge do not stack
>>Necklace can only be used by Undertaker
I support all of these
>>
Does any femanon want to be kidnapped and ravaged by me?
>>
>>553850632
Yes.
>>
>>553850205
this would just make people relic cheat even harder
>>
>>553838438
>>553838431
>>553838180
>>553838003
stop shilling your browntubers you obnoxious faggot fuck off
>>
>>553850959
ergenine is culture
>>
>>553850632
What does ravaging have in it?
>>
Maint will bring SoTE content.
>>
gg bug
>>
where do I go to look at dawn undertaker without the robes
you can already see her ass by just clipping the camera through...
>>
File: 1753950858464521.png (76 KB, 568x723)
76 KB
76 KB PNG
GGs Buggos.
>>
>>553847384
>>553847302
>>553847537
>>553848538
Bodied that freak
>>553849803
What do you mean who even is that
>>
File: 1760312099077.png (53 KB, 256x256)
53 KB
53 KB PNG
gg smolbugs

hope u 2 enjoyed being melee in range of a giantsflame rev lmao
>>
>>553851454
There's a youtube channel that shows off all the models and removes layers so you see the hidden stuff. I think they label all their videos 'character - a closer look'
>>
>>553850695
That's great.

>>553851125
Sexual acts that you may or may not enjoy.
>>
File: 1765473706279076.jpg (98 KB, 900x1200)
98 KB
98 KB JPG
>>553851454
I only have darkness saved sorry
>>
>>553851712
Fucking ana moders. When will we get a proper vig maxx'd woman?
>>
>>553851712
waht the fuck
>>
>>553851692
Then still yes but you should include things that involve blood and gore and snuff too.
>>
>>553851980
You're the one getting kidnapped and ravaged, what you want has nothing to do with it.
>>
File: 1655527500082.png (247 KB, 1006x839)
247 KB
247 KB PNG
>>553851238
fell for it again award
>>
>>553851712
long
>>
>553852285
faggot who claims to hate from but won't leave award
>>
>>553851712
>needs to consume "power" to sustain herself
>bites herself to enter trance, which massively dilates her pupils to inhuman sizes, as if she was some kind of predatory monster
>pulls the base of a spine out of her mouth to use as a weapon
>looks like this
what the fuck is she
>>
File: undercooney.png (1021 KB, 1106x600)
1021 KB
1021 KB PNG
>>553851875
>>553851948
>>553852293
isn't she pretty?
>>
>>553852285
>>553852414
>>
>>553852425
half alien
>>
>>553852425
A friend
>>
>>553852440
>>553851712
Delicious feet
>>
>>553852425
a lewd, PHAT nun
>>
File: IMG_2899.jpg (291 KB, 1058x2026)
291 KB
291 KB JPG
I don’t like beast claw rev very much
>>
>>553851634
this guy takes off her clothes then doesn't show it... asshole
>>
File: 1756216085011820.png (383 KB, 761x1416)
383 KB
383 KB PNG
>>553851712
>>553852440
>no ass and gangly freak proportions
holy fraud and mogged by the Duchess award
>>
>>553853353
thick neck to appeal to fags. You are gooning over a character they intentionally made masculine.
>>
File: G8yeQWYWMAATW5J.jpg (517 KB, 1131x1600)
517 KB
517 KB JPG
>>553852440
that she is, second only to darkness duchess.
>>
>>553843835
don't worry anon, you're not a fatty to me
>>
>>553853479
Androgynous is peak masculinity/femininity because it means you're proving your masculinity/femininity despite baseline appearance. It's like a man wearing a maid outfit but still being manly
>>
>>553853712
You can be into dudes I don't care anon.
>>
Yea they need to add SOTE weapons ASAP cause every single game has a Reaper Duchess or a Beast Claw Rev now.
>>
>>553853712
internet destroyed your brain and its sad to see
>>
>>553853712
reddit take I bet you like gross muscle girls too fag
>>
File: 1756690250614634m.jpg (106 KB, 856x1024)
106 KB
106 KB JPG
>>553853712
whatever makes you happy i guess
>>
>>553853781
>>553853815
>>553853990
>>553853951
I'm right
>>
if I get madding hands instead of my r2 bot iron balls I'm gonna be pissed
>>
thank god we're not actually getting sote weapons since the password would be flooded with returning shitters
>>
>>553853793
what would lobbies be filled with AFTER sote weapons
>>
How many items slots do I need for a support scholar, really?
>4 crabs
>4 healing stones
>4 necks
What am I forgetting?
>>
>>553854558
throwing daggers. Tier 2 pots upgraded to level 3 are better than stones at picking up people.
>>
>>553854773
right, so just 4 should be enough. Thanks.
>>
>>553854558
i you want to be support don't forget the items confer effect to allies relic and please don't spam the monocle
>>
>>553854860
4 is enough, getting extra bags is easy and let you build your item levels up to level 3 by the time you get to the bossfight without slowing down the team too much.
Don't waste relic slots on extra bags which I'm assuming you are really asking about.
>>
>>553854430
messmer soldier axe gawds and claw of night spammers
perhaps smithscript scholars
>>
File: file.png (333 KB, 723x590)
333 KB
333 KB PNG
>>553833191
>>
File: 1766784860288338.png (444 KB, 539x339)
444 KB
444 KB PNG
Just lost to regular Balancers and lost all my progress
Fuck this shit
>>
I wish from would just let us buy certain effects like the weapon drops, i really want to use undertaker straightsword
>>
>>553854430
all milady all day everyday
rolling billions of murk for ultra greatsword dormant
>>
File: 1758305020252635.jpg (1.82 MB, 1280x1820)
1.82 MB
1.82 MB JPG
>>553851712
I love her, she's so fucking weird
>>
>>553855236
messmer solider axe doesn't do anything that warped axe doesn't already do
claw of night will be sick though
>>
>>553855080
yeah, thanks, I went all in on extra pouches cause I thought it would make managing items way less time-consuming, and using them less wasteful, but then I realized I'm running around with empty slots a lot of time
>>
>>553855872
it's still good to take some extra pouches and stack firebombs to make day bosses quicker even if you're on support scholar
>>
>>553855494
>milady
I think you might be forgetting that it's default ash is fucking terrible and you replaced it with wing stance.
I wonder if we'll get light greatswords with a purple that has wing stance...
>>
crucible wings aow will be hilarious
>>
>>553856476
I wouldnt know I just used bloodhound step on every weapon I ever had
>>
ggs fish, what a beauty of a run it was
>>
File: 1754192434155105.png (319 KB, 912x1024)
319 KB
319 KB PNG
Good Run Beeg Jelly.
>>
>>553855494
I want to love milady but I hate that ut starts with the stab!
>>
File: 1767988488808839.png (10 KB, 100x100)
10 KB
10 KB PNG
gg giga fishe
>>
>>553856476
I wouldn't be surprised if they roll light greatswords into greatswords and martial arts into fists.
>>
>>553853479
>paranoid delusionals after undertroon was exposed as flat and ugly
kino
>>
q ded
>>
what makes you think they're adding dlc weapons?
>>
>>553856673
>roll light greatswords into greatswords
please no, I don't want to go fishing through the greatsword category for the ones I actually want, it's bad enough that I'll probably be fishing for the light greatswords with wing stance

>>553856904
they added DLC bosses
>>
>>553857052
The other alternative is not rolling them into normal categories and the relic pools are diluted further for those classes and those classes have 2 weapons so they become like halo scythe.
The last option is no sote weapons at all.

There is no clean solution so someone is going to be upset either way.
>>
>>553857307
I wouldn't be upset with the first option as the relic pool being diluted doesn't affect me because I just cheat all of mine in.
>>
>needs to add DLC bosses because there's not enough content in elden ring
pottery
>>
>>553857052
>they added DLC bosses
not the good ones
>>
>>553855257
>>553853712
>>553852414
What a retarded image and posts
>>553853951
Truth
>>553853990
What a great image
>>
>>553857387
Sote weapons aren't even on my radar. I want them to nerf the meta a little because every character feels the same now.
And I want them to make the few really good relic lines that only exist on normal relics to be able to show up on depth relics. Ninvaders only being a thing in DoN but not being able to roll on DoN relics is assfaggot shit. Non-deep relics are too fucking premium for the weird split as is now.
Another thing I've contemplated is what the game would look like if the chalices were 4 non-deep/2 deep relics.

I'm way more concerned with the game balance that is scuffed up now than dreaming about new weapons.
>>
>>553854061
You are literally never right
>>
>>553857830
invaders on deep relics would be game breaking you could fit so much shit in with double balancers and 3+ and evergaol
>>
balancer relics need either:
only the effects of one apply

or preferably
change the regular non-ed balancer relic to spell damage/charged spell damage instead of melee/skill damage
>>
>>553858150
I'm basically always right, even in situations where I'm "wrong" it's usually just someone else having created like a false scenario in the first place
>>
>>553858520
That is pure narcissism
>>
>>553858637
It's not, I didn't say that I can't be wrong ever, just that I'm right about this
>>
File: 1767643743710510.png (188 KB, 358x498)
188 KB
188 KB PNG
>>553858520
>>
File: 1746933997213481.png (3.61 MB, 1752x1316)
3.61 MB
3.61 MB PNG
BBLwilly has left this world
>>
>>553858874
That isn't at all what I feel like
>>
Grease scholar (buff after using greases and probably added affinity attacks on relics): yes / no and how?
>>
>>553858796
If it's not narcissism then you're confident in a stupid way
>>
>>553858446
Making the melee and skill damage non-stackable would fix them instantly.
>>553858424
The game is already unbalanced to a breaking point. My solution is what I wrote above with making balancers unstackable, which would nerf everyone slightly and incentive using evergaol and ninvader again. If 3+ weapons can be on normal and deep relics I don't see the issue with evergaol and ninvader also being on both. We're getting into the territory where we are remaking the system from the ground up to fix its issues, which might be needed.

The update won't address any of this most likely.
>>
I just hope the Gladius raid stops being dogshit.
>>
>>553859163
>nerf everyone slightly and incentive using evergaol and ninvader again
...
>>
File: 1763134242169343.png (152 KB, 427x550)
152 KB
152 KB PNG
>>553858880
>>
>delevel in bugs fight
wtf was that always a thing
>>553859373
Ninvaders fell off being meta when 2xbalancer became common. You and your cord might still like it but it doesn't get used nearly as much as before. I literally only see spellcasters bothering with gaol or ninvader now.
>>
>>553859373
EveryGaol is already nerfed by Great hollow being like 1/3rd of all matches you get.
Night Invader being bumped down to 5% would be fine and promote using other things.
>>
>>553859026
Is being confident worse than being an insecure wreck?
>>
>>553859806
There's a fine line between confidence and foolhardy vainglory.
>>
File: 1570320294199.png (517 KB, 1194x1321)
517 KB
517 KB PNG
>>553859401
>Killed by environment
this says a lot about our society
>>
File: 1750156942888896.png (70 KB, 285x279)
70 KB
70 KB PNG
>Ironeye starts pinging before we even land
>Every time he uses his skill he fucking pings for some reason
>Does evergaols
>First one to three bar in fucking vanilla dogs
How are these pillocks in D4
>>
File: Guardian.png (1.02 MB, 1919x1079)
1.02 MB
1.02 MB PNG
GG ED Libra. My reward is one I think you'd prefer.
>>
>>553859923
adderall
>>
>>553859901
And I didn't cross it
>>
File: 1752919774659961.gif (2.15 MB, 498x498)
2.15 MB
2.15 MB GIF
Would you play with a non-depther
>>
Successive attacks at different percentage stacks right, like 48% with 60%
>>
>>553860176
okay Malenia calm down.
>>
>>553860321
Yeah but the threshold to achieve it goes up aswell
>>
File: file.png (2.53 MB, 1842x1068)
2.53 MB
2.53 MB PNG
ggs fellas, perfect dreglord kill
>>
File: 1753983739929928.gif (2.42 MB, 600x338)
2.42 MB
2.42 MB GIF
Ez Dreglord. GGs.
>>
>>553859562
read the post dude
>>553859650
good, I never liked or ran the gaol meta except rare occasions cause my good Duchess relic had the line
>>
>>553860321
>>553860583
so is it recommended to stack them or just go with +60%?
>>
>>553860803
up to you buddy.
personally i'd stick with just the 60%, but if all i have is a 36% you can bet i'm picking up that 48% too.
>>
File: 1624896110845.gif (100 KB, 500x364)
100 KB
100 KB GIF
>>553860271
Would you play with someone that listens to David Bowie on EVERY run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-N_xAOOn2w
>>
>>553860939
David Bowie was a one-hit wonder
>>
>launch into D3
>random pings a gaol before we even land
>check relics
>no one in party is using evergaol or started with a key
>starting location isn't carriages

the people playing this game sicken me sometimes.
>>
>>553860754
I read it. I'm fine with incentivizing people to use evergaol, ninvader, and 3+ again. Double balancers made the old meta fall off and I liked the old meta more than 2x balancers.
>>553860803
Thats on you. Some people don't like the increased hits needed (might be a bug that'll be fixed tomorrow) so they look for a full HP negation to pair with a good succy negation.
>>
File: 1706461390347546.jpg (95 KB, 1074x1188)
95 KB
95 KB JPG
i would never knowingly play with a "person" who listens to (((music))) while playing
>>
>>553861037
>one-hit wonder
>five times per record
I agree
>>
>>553861071
why say "you and your cord..." when you advocate for this exact thing
>>
>>553861047
Maybe they were a duo fucking with you, they do that sometimes to the 3rd wheel.
>>
my friend is fucking annoying and autistic, I hate doing Duos with him.
>>
>>553861081
I actually sort of agree with you, because I hate people that can't listen to sound cues
t. Bowie listener
>>
>>553861267
nah, they were just retarded. they both died to a black knife assassin at level 9 then 3-barred to regular Sentien Pests while it was still half hp(i still won with 6 flasks left).
>>
File: 1642273285942.jpg (16 KB, 281x328)
16 KB
16 KB JPG
>>553861270
I lead one of my friends to a mine and he announced, unironically
>Smithing Stone [2]
Like yeah you find them here, that's why I lead you here
>>
>>553861232
Because I don't use ninvader anymore because of the issues we are already discussing. I only have 2 ninvader relics worth using and they are for duchess and guardian, I don't use it on duchess because all 3 of my non-deep relics are remembrance/boss relics (hence why I want ninvaders on deep relics) and I straight up won't play guardian. If you don't play in an inbred cord forcing a meta that isn't used anymore you'd know how rare ninvaders is now. When only 1 person has gaol or ninvader set the rest of the group rarely follows their ping to that spot.
>>
>>553861119
Idk why I said that, sorry
>>
>>553861769
s alright mate
It's alright to say you're not be a #1 Bowie fan.
It's not alright to say you're not a fan.
Everyone loves Bowie unless they don't know Bowie.
>>
>>553862037
I used to work with some muzzies and I played I'm afraid of american's into son of a preacher man into spirit in the sky on the soundsystem every day
>>
>>553861270
>>553861645
saying this while you post on erg in big 26
>>
>>553862219
Those are good too
>>
>>553861667
I don't see an issue. I'm glad there is a new meta
>>
>>553859806
There's a big space in between those two things
>>
Introduced friend who is new to Nightreign to depths. So he was L1 and I was downmerged to L3 for games. Re-met the absolute filth, human garbage and dreglord's body parts that is D3 randoms. Never again, I'm throwing up.
>>
>>553862862
Get your medications fixed this is unreadable.
>>
>>553862862
D2 is the worst one tho
>>
>>553862862
Are you going to fuck her?
>>
>>553862862
great leftie tears
>>
>>553861769
Hi Madison, how are you?
>>
>>553862957
>Get your medications fixed this is unreadable.
What are you trying to say, don't understand your grammar mistakes.
>>
>>553863025
>Are you going to fuck her?
No, but I can fuck you, if you consent.
>>
File: 20260114210240_1.jpg (693 KB, 2560x1440)
693 KB
693 KB JPG
geegee the most boring boss
>>
>>553863784
I do not consent, because I am a straight man and you are mostly likely a man as well.
>>
File: 1000000861.png (121 KB, 318x390)
121 KB
121 KB PNG
>>553861667
Every D5 game I have been in even with randos has been about going to invader locations asap. Even without the invaders line they're still the most lucrative locations on the map due to curated passives including the all important full HP negation and up to 3 purples for a single poi.
>>
>>553863414
that could be a nezuk post too
>>
>>553862853
How?
>>
>>553863414
You don't have to say that, I'm okay but I've been sick for a few weeks and probably gonna die finally
>>
>>553864045
>I do not consent, because I am a straight man and you are mostly likely a man as well.
Yes and I am straight man too. Don't worry, it will be totally straight...hehe.
>>
>>553864484
Why do you say that?

>>553864747
I was sick over New Years, it sucked. Please don't die.
>>
File: 20260114211344_1.jpg (773 KB, 2560x1440)
773 KB
773 KB JPG
We were like 1 hit away from killing ironeye n-invader. Anyway this game is over, my runes are gone. Not sure why you wanted to go solo the blood ruins, practice.
>>
>>553864764
Just what are you implying...?
>>
>>553865176
are you sure he didn't want you all to do blood ruins
>>
>>553865308
we outvoted him, but he went anyway.
>>
>>553865176
>practinx
>alice 3bartroon
Nightmare lobby
>>
zuk it up uh uh zuk it up uh uh
maddy it up uh uh
>>
File: 1698396088496469.jpg (10 KB, 250x250)
10 KB
10 KB JPG
SO
Hypothetically IF.
IF my drunk ass made a non-depths Augur everdark game with the erg password.
Would you join and help me beat it?
>>
>>553865452
If you're on PC I could join even if that boss is a snoozefest.
>>
>>553865549
HEHE I'm gonna do it
>>
>>553865296
>Just what are you implying...?
That straight men can have sex in totally straight way with other straight men.
>>
File: oona.jpg (16 KB, 267x504)
16 KB
16 KB JPG
>>553851712
Undertaker reminds me of Oona from Disenchantment. Both are weird freaks too.
>>
>>553865889
that show was disappointing
>>
>>553865452
Join my Augur!
>>
>>553865948
2/3!
>>
>>553866230
6/7!!!!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxxC-6Lhlos
now this is a spicy build
>>
I want to see a girl's boobs in real life
>>
>>553866782
What's your plan?
>>
File: file.png (2.42 MB, 1848x1065)
2.42 MB
2.42 MB PNG
ggs dragon
>>
>>553866782
I want to rub my face against a boys face again. I miss tucking away into their neck.
>>
File: Untitled.png (474 KB, 711x559)
474 KB
474 KB PNG
>>553867061
gg caligo bully session
>>
>>553866961
I don't have a plan, I just have dreams and fantasies

There's this girl in one of my classes that's been friendlier to me this semester...
>>
>>553867097
I don't care this is about me not you
>>
>>553867219
Why are you pretending to be me
>>
Unblock me, mse. Please
>>
>>553859923
some people just have the sperg grip on their controller
just watch dangheesling from elden ring fight malenia or PCR. you will see the spell slot and item slot blinking like crazy every time he rolls
>>
>>553867565
zuk it up uh uh zuk it up uh uh
>>
>>553867709
Kys schizo
>>
>>553864145
Thats nice.
>>
>>553865452
did you get a game?
there used to be this cheater who was mass blocked here who would pretend to want base game runs and then people would q and get confused
>>
>>553867776
ay caramba la cucaracha la cucaracha
>>
spoopy
>>
>>553867776
how does it feel knowing your waifu got raped
>>
>unable to restore session
Gomen bros
Complete shit run but we were doing it
sorry, my internet decided to go down as soon as Artorias was dead
>>
>duchess
>str+vig relic
>successive build
>colossal/curved/normal greatsword
>invuln on character skill to stop myself getting hit in the middle of big swings
would this work
am I dumb for wanting to do this
I like duchess but halo slop and shittering crystal are driving me nuts, I want to actually hit the boss
>>
>>553867940
hes not wrong theyre still better than the majority of things you can be doing on the map
>>
File: 20260114220405_1.jpg (747 KB, 2560x1440)
747 KB
747 KB JPG
>>553868847
>>553865176
was level 2 at the night 1 boss and now we're here. Practice will finish it. Not gonna touch nightreign for a few days either way.
>>
File: 1755287879006057.jpg (159 KB, 1034x1142)
159 KB
159 KB JPG
>>553870045
One of those runs eh?
>>
File: 2622380_20260115050711_1.jpg (627 KB, 2560x1440)
627 KB
627 KB JPG
>>553865452
Thanks bros! :3
>>
>>553870045
are you jobbers killing pracGAWD's winstreak?
>>
>>553870469
Ggs newkittens
>>
>>553870469
gg
>>
>>553870494
practinx never had a legit streak due to serial dodging actual hard bosses
>>
File: 1763714622402415.jpg (78 KB, 1295x1276)
78 KB
78 KB JPG
>Brooo lifesteal fist is so le good against the Libra NPCs
>Whiff and get one shot, it also doesn't do that much damage
Also I can't fucking backstab them for shit with all the latency
>>
File: 1724626786006151.jpg (129 KB, 824x1421)
129 KB
129 KB JPG
>>
File: 2622380_20260115050723_1.jpg (992 KB, 2560x1440)
992 KB
992 KB JPG
>>553870469
I've been pathing for my friends, but Devil Knight had really good "what do I do now" pathing, no hesitation. I'll try and learn that some day!
This was the first time I had the uhhhh in the base game "break off the skulls" giant ding dong dude markers on my map, 135h+ in. So it's just a dupe? Lame.
>>
File: 1767826534430248.jpg (195 KB, 866x1078)
195 KB
195 KB JPG
>>553871226
Devil Knight is cute, CUTE! (he looks like this irl)
>>
File: 1751616406148034.jpg (239 KB, 1080x810)
239 KB
239 KB JPG
>nobody queues normal ED bosses in the password anymore
it's over
>>
>>553871408
He's my hero and heroes aren't cute, they're handsome!
>>
>>553871619
Am I handsome or cute?
>>
>>553871694
Only handsome if you're a hero.
Also the damage was huge. Very cool.
>>
>>553871582
i'm new and queuing randoms since people actually play
>>
File: 1766440059308493.jpg (142 KB, 850x1275)
142 KB
142 KB JPG
>>553871619
He's cute AND handsome. He's much sweeter than he lets on therefore he's cute, but he also is a good leader and a hero, therefore handsome.
>>553871694
You're both!
>>
trans
>>
trains
>>
>>553871794
>>553872132
Thanks trannybros, being complimented is nice
>>
>>553872563
You're welcome sweetie.
>>
>>553872132
you should see how he takes dick
>>
anyone played with alive margatroid before? think it might be a fextra tourist
>>
gg baby del. i love the funny blood swamp
>>
>>553872894
Please keep complimenting me
>>
so is there actually any hope we get DLC weapons this patch
because I'm really hyped up by the idea of light greatswords now, and if they're not in soon I may shit my pants and cum
>>
>>553873232
If we were stuck in a survival horror situation I would trust you to save us because you're big and strong and safe.
>>
being an alcoholic feels right
>>
>Play with /erg/
>Some schizo uses your name to falseflag for the rest of his days
Epic stuff
>>
I'm such a pathetic obsessed faggot
>>
>>553869675
k
>>
>>553873392
>>553873542
we know terrjeeta
>>
>>553873392
>>553873542
You okay, anon?

>>553873457
I'm definitely not but thanks for saying that
>>
Amazing what years of being a lolcow does to a mfer
>>
File: 1750019317636349.jpg (1.31 MB, 4096x3632)
1.31 MB
1.31 MB JPG
>>
File: 1762709756964745.jpg (661 KB, 1616x2048)
661 KB
661 KB JPG
>>553873752
I think you are. Strong boys never think they are strong. And of course, boys need more compliments. <3
>>
>>553873495
Alcohol and elden ring go great together with weed a butt plug and the sissy cage
>>
File: 1750472248793810.jpg (933 KB, 1024x1325)
933 KB
933 KB JPG
>>
File: 20260115044619_1.jpg (137 KB, 1920x1080)
137 KB
137 KB JPG
We were so close to greatness...
>>
>>553873392
>>553873542
we know zuk
>>
>>553874246
SEX SEX SEX
>>
File: Untitled.png (951 KB, 1033x828)
951 KB
951 KB PNG
gg heolster pretty smooth ( see trish told you we could do the invader town day 1)
>>
>>553874509
I don't think they wanted to RNG anything over 2/3's
>>
File: 1767226732813293.jpg (1.49 MB, 1445x2000)
1.49 MB
1.49 MB JPG
>>
File: 1761269142807280.jpg (1.38 MB, 2508x2508)
1.38 MB
1.38 MB JPG
>>553874738
gg I just wanted to buy firebombs but yes

>>553874781
good post
>>
>>553874765
3/3 God relics exist but you get one every 100 hours
>>
>>553874374
Again, very nice things to say
>>
>>553874952
Kinda true it's either one every other 100 hours or 2 in a row, then none for like 200 hours.
>>
>>553874890
>just wanted to buy firebombs
why ping so aggressively then
>>
File: 1759688328726219.jpg (355 KB, 864x770)
355 KB
355 KB JPG
>>553875102
I thought we could do that camp first with my ult real quick so i could swing by to buy bombs, but your right we had no time
>>
why do troons attach unrelated images to their posts is it similar to the trans flag in bio
>>
File: 1000001009.webm (3.53 MB, 756x830)
3.53 MB
3.53 MB WEBM
>Rando D5
>Chink duchess with cheated crystallian relics

What drives every chink on the planet to behave in such a manner? Does shame not exist as a cultural concept?
>>
>>553875162
ah fair enough then, wish the ping system had nuance so we could better communicate these thoughts
>>
>>
File: Staff.png (1.36 MB, 1919x1079)
1.36 MB
1.36 MB PNG
>>553874952
I got this before. It would have been a God relic if not for the curses.
>>
>>553875660
Those effects don't exist without a curse, that's a proper God relic IF you slap it on Duchess.
>>
File: 1761720935146682.jpg (124 KB, 768x1024)
124 KB
124 KB JPG
Are ED centaur or dogs even worth it?
>>
>>553875994
worth what
they're a boss. you fight them. do you want to fight the boss?
>>
>>553875994
They are fun, so yeah. Do you mean their relics?
>>
>>553876140
Yeah
>>
>>553875612
I really cannot get off to Elden Ring
>>
File: straightsword duchess.png (673 KB, 1408x645)
673 KB
673 KB PNG
this is actually pretty damn strong
Crit stamina recovery+1 isn't bad but i wish i had an invulnerable during skill + initial standard or phys+4 for the first deep relic slot though
>>
>>553865932
>>553865889
More than disappointing. Kind of just sucked.
>>553864145
I love Cheryl so much sex with her.
>>553864747
You’re not going to die stop being dramatic.
>>
>>553876201
it's just about the opposite thing to sexy yeah
>>
>>553876201
Not even Messmer?
>>
Patch notes when?
>>
>>553876361
saint riot core build
>>
>>553876491
always some time after the patch itself and the maintenance is done. patience.
>>
>>553861081
this is true
>>553863025
it’s a man retard
>>
>>553857549
>>553857715
>>553858150
This this this
>>553861037
>>553862037
Guy was kinda overrated and his songs were done better by other people
>>
File: 1766172406795313.jpg (223 KB, 1286x1280)
223 KB
223 KB JPG
>Fixed an issue where "Improved Skill Damage: scaled higher than expected.
>Fixed an issue where Will of the Balancers could be slotted in the same relic set as Will of Balance.
>>
>>553868080
>>553867709
>>553868570
>>553865408
>>553873542
>>553874693
>>553875272
Keep your faggot mouth shut terr. The tire iron is right here. Thanks.
>>
tire iron anon is probably my favorite poster ever
>>
You forgot 'Reduced the strength of the Halo Scythe's weapon art'
>>
gg all that for nothing
>>
>>553876668
Name a better version of Moonage Daydream or Suffragette City or TVC 15 or It's No Game or Sound And Vision or Heroes or whichever song
>>
File: 1736055329860399.jpg (512 KB, 1707x2048)
512 KB
512 KB JPG
>>
File: 1766206465966839.jpg (124 KB, 596x881)
124 KB
124 KB JPG
>2 baby bosses in a row
rip. gg. I hope the patch normalizes the chances of the DLC bosses and improves the everdark chances more for D5.
>>
>>553877323
do you look like that?
>>
>>553877323
What do you mean normalizes the chances of DLC bosses
>>
File: 1712349251295850.jpg (371 KB, 2000x2000)
371 KB
371 KB JPG
>>553876759
>Fixed an issue where the incantation "Beast Claw" made Revenant viable in DoN, that wasn't intended
>>
>>553877452
Balancers has 2x the chance to show up compared to most others
>>
File: 1748387765950398.jpg (1.14 MB, 1771x2508)
1.14 MB
1.14 MB JPG
>>
>>553877452
Right now the dlc bosses have a 30% chance of showing up when the other bosses have a sub 10% chance.
>>
File: 1762262058572021.png (434 KB, 1063x289)
434 KB
434 KB PNG
Another productive day at D5
>>
>>553877526
it's actually 3x
>>
numa numa iei
>>
File: 1750889510006987.jpg (519 KB, 1900x2400)
519 KB
519 KB JPG
>Fixed an issue where Duchess' breasts and hips were smaller than intended
>>
>>553876837
>>553876881
dont talk about yourself thanks
>>
I seen the sun coming up at the funeral at dawn
>>
>>553877557
>pantylines
not canon
>>
>>553877452
Balancers is 19% lol
>>
>Fixed an issue where the "Naked with Socks and Gloves" Duchess skin was unobtainable.
>>
come on try a little
nothing is forever
>>
greenland just got bombed its over bros good ride
>>
File: Untitled.jpg (208 KB, 1280x720)
208 KB
208 KB JPG
>>553877979
>>553877609
That would explain a lot. I still want to master Blood Balancers, they are the only bosses that give me trouble now.
>>
>>553878224
oh no
anyway
>>
I thought we already hit the end of service. Why are they patching the game now?
>>
love is in the water
love is in the air
>>
>>553878224
liar
>>
how do I do routes? what stuff should I be doing or ignoring?
>>
>>553879119
Kek cute newfie guardian main
>>
>>553877129
Thanks for the 2 ancient dragon stones stupid ahh bitch
>>
File: Untitled.png (809 KB, 968x778)
809 KB
809 KB PNG
gg balancers that was a weird fight
music turned off for half the fight then turned back on at the end
>>
>>553879393
gg and spooky
>>
I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT
FOREVER'S GONNA START TONIGHT
>>
>>553879393
gg, nok map really sucks when there's no easy to get flasks

Does the music tell you something like ED libra does? I dont play with music
>>
>>553879807
> I dont play with music
Soulless
>Does the music tell you something like ED libra does?
sorta, it cuts off for the ed version when you kill the first wave
>>
>fromsoft bug cost me more than 2K points in one go and set me down to D3
>basically give up on the game for over a month
>come back, try to do randoms
>every single random is a complete retard every single time

I think I'm just gonna quit the game entirely, it's no longer fun with the sheer level of retardation and absolutely terrible luck
>>
>>553880656
Okay.
>>
>>553880656
just queue with erg?
>>
how does the erg queue feel about extremely obviously cheated relics
>>
>>553873542
I feel your pain anon I can't move on and it's been years, I wish you wouldn't drink so much though
>>
>>553877796
don’t be jealous terr make good posts and maybe someone will feel the same way about you one day (doubtful)
>>
>>553882083
>>553878651
>>553878165
>>553878224
you need to shut up and go away
>>
>>553882541
why
>>
why does the game remember the sparring yard weapons you equipped and chairs at the table you destroyed between sessions
>>
>>553882683
why not
>>
>>553882796
don't you ever fucking speak to me again
>>
>>553883009
what?
>>
>>553883072
last mistake, pal
>>
>>553883149
how?
>>
OH GOD HE'S IN MY HOUS
>>
yawn bring back the alcoholic
>>
>>553883895
Which one
>>
>>553884017
the one that I love
>>
No one in the queue?
>>
File: 1764014670922345.jpg (684 KB, 1620x2160)
684 KB
684 KB JPG
>>553884475
nah im making pasta with chimkin nuggies then bed
>>
File: 1744505812478868.png (387 KB, 517x310)
387 KB
387 KB PNG
Ok I got back into D5 but at the cost of 2 extra hours of sleep, I hate this game
>>
>>553885226
grats dude. queue on the password.
>>
>>553885367
Sorry but I don't want some weirdo obsessing over me and falseflagging me every single day
>>
>>553878224
fell for it again awards
>>
>>553885529
That won't happen unless you exhibit lolcow behavior.
>>
>>553871619
>>553872132
>>553873457
>>553872895
Zradra xisters....not like this....
>>
Trying other nightfarers, any suggestions?
>>
>>553885768
I dunno, what did that terr guy do for people to obsess over him so hard
>>
>>553886146
shower regularly
>>
>>553885529
You're really paranoid, just play the game like normal no one will obsess over you even if you suck
>>
>>553766678
Playing dumb is a telltale sign of homosexuality too.
>>
>>553886210
He killed the /dsg/ general and shat up this one nonstop for over a year (and continues to do so). So long as you don’t do anything like that you should be fine.
>>553883895
Your dad is never coming back junior. Get over it.
>>
File: 20260114231849_1.jpg (411 KB, 1920x1080)
411 KB
411 KB JPG
Why're these unlocked for me?
>>
>beast claw relic has dragon cult and +lightning
FUCK
>>
>>553886603
How do you know it was him though? What proof do you have? I honestly don't know because I've only started coming here since Nightreign was released and had nothing but positive interactions with terr
>>
>>553886603
my dad didn't go away he still molests me when he drinks too much and my mom sends me to bring him down from the treehouse
>>
>>553886884
hot
>>
>>553853712
>>553854061
>>553876383
>>553876668
>>553886884
Yes we know you're a brown rape victim you don't have to tell us
>>
Is this jump attack a fucking parody of Fromsoft attacks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVNuW4Xspwc#t=3m42s
>>
>>553885529
Good, we don't need more undershitters 3barring on queue'ing
>>
>>553887290
>reterr(d)jeeta projection melty
Cinema
>>
When does maint starts and ends?
>>
>>553783649
>>553783693
>>553783794
>>553783806
>>553784024
the smell of curry scented shit is so strong it’s wafting across threads. that’s crazy.
>>
I love terr
>>
>>553887593
Kek. Good post
>>
>>553887763
We all love terr. He's so cool
>>
I have no idea who terr is and I never will
>>
He’s a very lonely miserable loser squatting in a country he doesn’t belong in. That’s all you need to know.
>>
>eternal 1/3
>>
>>553888175
I dont want to play
>>
File: 1755960996008622.png (1.07 MB, 1625x1153)
1.07 MB
1.07 MB PNG
I am Terr
>>
File: terr when no LLTBT.jpg (424 KB, 1919x1079)
424 KB
424 KB JPG
>>553887913
So true, totally not terr talking about xherself
>>
>>553888336
man we all Terr-ible at this game
>>
File: unknown_replay.webm (3.81 MB, 800x450)
3.81 MB
3.81 MB WEBM
this game fucking sucks
>>
>>553888631
The locked-on dodge (quickstep) is better than the unlocked roll also you rolled too early and ate shit, skissue.
>>
>>553825621
Many such cases sadly but no that’s not the same thing at all.
>>
time to sleep
hope patch is good
will probably stop playing nightrein if it isn't
>>
>>553830761
Damn. Wylder ejaculates all up in that???
>>
File: cry.jpg (5 KB, 210x239)
5 KB
5 KB JPG
>>553888631
Skill Issue
>>
>>553832103
This kills the seething dravidian
>>
2/3
2/3
1/3
>>
>>553842939
This implies the existence of an odd doe
>>553843321
This is fucking funny
There’s no way this isn’t him
>>
>>553847207
>>553847384
got his faggot ass there
>>553849995
death to gobs
>>
>>553864484
It’s not your boyfriend, no.
>>
>>553889691
that's me I'm the odd doe and there won't be any odder than me
>>
>>553872132
made to receive wyldseed
>>
>>553873495
>>553874387
Least subhuman junkie.
>>553876201
Sounds like a low test issue.
>>
please nerf pot scholar
>>
Why is the snoycuck doing a mass reply melty
>>
>>553888631
Holy shit I remember that guy
What a kino moveset he had, the wrecking balls were pvre kino
The dungeons were so fun man
Also you look way too under leveled to even be taking him on
>>
>>553890390
>mass reply snoyjeet is a shitter
Checks out. And no, if you can afford to not get one shot by that dude, then you are not overlevelled.
>>
>>553886210
nothing really, but brown paranoid schizophrenics from peru dont need a reason to obsess over you

you can q on the password, the dragonirian schizo is focused on me and will leave everyone else alone
>>
>>553890281
Stop playing with chinks
>>
>>553890010
That’s very hot of you
I will be the evenest doe
>>
anyone try full throwing dagger scholar yet?
>>
>>553890602
What the fuck are you talking about you deranged schizophrenic what mass reply and I haven’t played BB or been on a PS4 in like a decade and yes being practically two shot by him is absolutely being under leveled
>>
Love of mine, someday you will die
But I'll be close behind
I'll follow you into the dark
No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white
Just our hands clasped so tight
Waiting for the hint of a spark
>>
>>553891710
Don’t reply to terr please he’s assblasted after his getting his asshole eviscerated all day and no longer being the epic ergie owner he thought he was he gets very cranky when he’s like this.
>>
>>553891754
shut your fucking mouth NOW
>>
>>553891771
Funny how he can never help but expose himself with the same language even when feigning proper capitalization.
>>
You cant call yourself a supportsissy if you aren't running a relic with Uplifting Aromatic in pos at start
>>
>>553891710
the mass reply fag is a confirmed snoy. And no that dude hits hard anyways but in Bb you can have up to 20 blood vials, which means you can make a ton of mistakes if each attack doesn't one-shot you. But it's like you said, you haven't played the game in over 10 years, so you have barely played the game and shouldn't give your casual take as if you are some sort of expert.
>>
>>553891754
>not lyricsposting Crooked Teeth instead
shiggy
>>
>>553891614
>>553866514
>>
I hate shiftyduck. Can we kill him?
>>
I didnt think it could get worse than some of those base game bosses but jesus divine beast dancling lion is fuckin aids at RL1
>>
>>553892047
There was no mass reply in my post so you had zero reason to say that shit. I’d ask what proof you even have of have “the mass reply fag” being a Sony guy as if there’s only one person who mass replies in this shithole but I know whatever you reply is going to be more schizophrenic shit. This guy is factually underleveled, >>553888631 going off how little damage he’s doing, maybe the health has leeway but it’s a miracle he even whittled it down that much.
>>
You ever come up with a genius shitpost but you're too lazy to type it all up
>>
>it’s another terr tries to act as an authority on a game he admits he never played episode
kino
>>
>complain about someone else ruining the thread when you won't even talk about the game
>>
>>553892753
>its another terr posts about shit/xhit self to keep attention on them
>>
@grok make a post only a true /dsg/er would understand
>>
File: 1663014732663579.png (76 KB, 621x345)
76 KB
76 KB PNG
>>553892912
>>
>>553892912
PENIS PENIS PENIS
>>
File: 1510792686094.gif (830 KB, 240x228)
830 KB
830 KB GIF
>>553892912
>weres da pyro glove
alternatively
>another xbot kills Oscar
>>
>>553892912
PRAISE THE SUN
heh bet you kids don't know that one
>>
>>553892742
>>553892820
>>553892826
>>553892912
Kill yourself
>>
>>553893276
this this this so much this
>>
GG Balancers, I wanted the mine and dogs suck day 1. Ruined second half of day 1 routing.
>>
File: kino.webm (2.98 MB, 622x350)
2.98 MB
2.98 MB WEBM
>>
>>553893337
gg clean run
dogs are such a bs invasion
>>
>boot up nightreign
>patch in less than an hour
should i queue?
>>
>>553893276
confirmed not there, desu that was a hilarious night, some xbox player fresh on prepare to die was rushing the asylum and not reading shit. had picked pyro but didn't see the flame and came in the thread, mid-tutorial to bitch and ask to be handheld. Myself and the rest of the thread baited him around for about 2 hours until he flipped his shit royally and likely got tempbanned. I used mostly fist weapons which were far less good back then, and at one point there was a streamer challenging /dsg/ and on a whim I went in. DBF uppercutted him off of the area by ceaseless for an accidental easy win. Used to go by Graverobber Blige in the thread when helping people through bosses and sometimes in /bbg/.
>>
>>553892912
why do you insist on making things worse for yourself every time you sad lonely person
>>
>>553893525
Are you going to queue?
>>
>>553892640
>factually underleveled
Except in Bb you can level the weapon to +10 and stack x3 phys atk blood gems to mitigate level scaling damage, so the damage is irrelevant to level, and basically, you don't know what you're talking about.
>>
>>553893637
i did yeah
>>
>>553893525
I quit the game soz. See you in 5 hours
>>
>>553893679
And?
>>
>>553893407
this webm makes me sad everytime I see it
>>
>>553893693
>>553893742
>1/3
oh well no games for me.
>>
>>553893880
Try a better game...
>>
Imagine being in a general, shitpost all day and not even play the game
>>
>>553891754
I have this song on my second oldest playlist ever from when I was little maybe I could have shown that to you if things had gone a little differently
>>
>>553893641
>can level the weapon to +10 and stack x3 phys atk blood gems to mitigate level scaling damage
Yup and it’s clear he didn’t do shit like that so it’s technically him still being ‘underleveled’ (maybe not the word but the point still stands) sooooo yeah fuck off
>>
>>553894447
start stream and show us or shut up.
>>
File: 20260114125344_1.jpg (250 KB, 1920x1080)
250 KB
250 KB JPG
>>
>>553893569
You would think he would at least wait until after people are done making fun of him but no he reveals himself every time and just validates them lol
>>
>four hour maintenance
what the FUCK
>>
>>553894447
under-geared is the word you are looking for shitter anon he is not underleveled because I've actually played the game more than once and when I organically got to that area my HP would be around the same without any HP metamorphosis caryll runes
>>
File: uhh.png (1.92 MB, 1920x1080)
1.92 MB
1.92 MB PNG
y/n? how does this math?
>>
>>553888631
>retard playing Bb unlocked like it's souls
hahahaha
>>
>>553895309
its ult meter/kill/hit/etc * 0.85
you won't notice it during day 1 and 2 when you have lots of mobs to recharge it but it might suck for the nightlord. far from a brick. would be more worth it if the 3rd line was good
>>
>>553895309
>not my dumb ass realizing I can sell relics to afford garbs
>>
>>553895829
you can even sell them from the post-game rewards menu so you dont have to bother sorting through all your useless dogshit later
>>
>>553895892
Should I care about keeping medium gems unless they got a godlike two-roll? My shits starting to get crowded
>>
>>553895209
>under-geared
no one says this
>>
>>553895960
Personally I insta sell them but up to you if you're not rocking any good 3 liners yet
>>
File: 1745824694727873.jpg (148 KB, 1280x1280)
148 KB
148 KB JPG
WHERES DA PATCH NOTES
>>
>>553895989
you seem upset because you were wrong thoughbeit
>>
>>553865452
back to /trash/ with you, faggot
>>
>>553896073
ate em
>>
>>553896073
maintenance hasn't even started dummy
>>
>>553896109
What
>>
>>553894594
why are you obsessed with streamers
would you like a stream of piss on your face
>>
File: 20260115025202_2.jpg (133 KB, 1920x1080)
133 KB
133 KB JPG
>>
>>553896363
mmmm yummy
>>
>>553896085
>thoughbeit
not the guy you were talking to but thanks for proving the point sis terr
>>
Does terr even talk? Does he have a british-indian accent?
>>
how much does the +INT + FTH - MND recluse respec increase damage?
I have a kino relic that provides me absurd FP amounts with +3 staves and rises
>>
AAAAAAAAA
I JUST WANTED 1 VICTORY BEFORE THE SERVERS CUT OFF. BUT WE WERE DEFEATED BY BASIC BALANCERS ANYWAY
FUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>553850205
I hate guardian players so fucking much.
>>
>>553896450
>shitter is upset
kino
>>
>>553896578
>kino is shit
upset
>>
>>553896502
Why would a brown immigrant living in Netherlands sound like that?
>>
File: Spoiler Image (1.97 MB, 1920x1080)
1.97 MB
1.97 MB PNG
>>553845389
Revenant gets a goldmask skin
>>
>>553886846
Kek faggy sissy
>>
>>553896636
>upset is kino
shit
>>
>>553896553
how do you lose to balancers, they are easier than adel
>>
>>553896636
>>553896701
>doubling down on the seethe
b-b-based
>>
I'm worried about the balance changes.
I hope it's not gonna be the usual fromsoft "let's nerf everything fun and make some useless buffs" and we end up with a game in a worse state than before.
>>
File: 1733243260996430s.jpg (5 KB, 250x250)
5 KB
5 KB JPG
>>553896771
>>
>>553896450
>>553896636
>>553896701
>>553894845
>>553894447
you blew xher sissy asshole out here nice work victory is yours
>>
update is up
>>
>>553896889
Embarrassing samefag after your cuckhole is clearly red and sore. Sad!
>>
>>553897076
Notes? Of the patch.
>>
>>553896717
I think the time crunch got to me. We only had 15 minutes when we arrived at day 3. And I was super anxious to get it done before the time limit.

Granted, my team was already 2 bars when I finally 1 barred. But I was still taking too much damage and sucking down estus. In the end, the wylder got me and the scholar up from a 2 and 3 bar, miraculously. But as he did so, he fell 3 bar. But they balancers were so close to done, all me and the scholar had to do was finish them off. Then the pink one spawned to top of me. I know that I can dodge the spawn attack, but again, the anxiety got to me, and I dodged as soon as I saw the pink light. Way too early. So I get hit and died, and then the scholar fell a second later to something I didn't see.

I think the scholar was the weakest link. He was playing with a greatshield and lance. Only used his ult once during the boss fight, and didn't do any scanning. Sure, I was playing a little reckless, but I had the damage negation and slow estus boosted, so I could afford it. But he was just standing back and hiding and poking, and not really doing much.

But I really can't point blame, because we all kind of fucked up.
>>
>>553896363
bro its 2026, anyone can stream with no effort to just friends and it's normal, unless you're a jeet or have no friends. Not as a streamer career, just to show people shit for a second. make a webm then, go ahead.
>>
>>553896753
>>553896578
>>553896085
>>553895209
You made xher so mad she started samefagging, well done.
>>
Wtf they removed guardian from the game
>>
>>553896771
Brother the game is already in a miserable state
>>
Let's say I'm consistently winning in D2 (like 1 loss to 15 wins avg) and then struggle in D3 with about 50% wins - all this in 2 person team as opposed to 3s. I'd be hard griefing if I queued on password right? Was just curious how the usual high depth erg games go, but I'm not gonna queue just to throw games that'd be silly.
>>
Rev now has 72 faith
>>
>>553897618
i mean, just queue a pass game if you're curious. no one really cares and what's the worst that could happen
>>
>>553896663
*Finland
>>553896502
No but if he did he would surely reveal himself as some flavor of brown
>>
>>553897618
Yes.
Considering D4+ is a totally different game than D3 and below, you are still not really prepared.

Duo is harder than trio though.
>>
>2.8gb update
what the fug
>>
I think balancer got a slight nerf but I'm not sure.
>>
>>553897591
that's the point...
>>
>>553897212
*why* would anyone do that for you or anyone else here though
>>
>>553897553
thank fucking god
>>
did the game download the fucking artbook for everyone and thats why it's 3gb lmao
>>
Wtf raider absorbs attacks based on the enemies damage now
>>
>>553897225
Embarrassing samefag after your cuckhole is clearly red and sore. Sad!
>>
>>553897618
Everyone here is d5
Get to d4 yourself first before you queue with us and read the guide in the OP
>>
Would you guys watch me stream?
>>
>dragon schizo was right about terr having it out for some random psn user

/erg/ kneel schizogods…
>>
>>553898109
If you are a cute girl and show feet
>>
Any nerfs to magic dagger?
>>
>>553892304
damage look rather pathetic
>>
rev claws feel way different
not sure what it is, maybe just animations?
>>
>>553897181
that's crazy man
>>
executor stamina drain on deflect buffs i think
>>
>>553898194
you can hold 3x as many knives as bombs. the def debuff increases your team's damage too.
>>
They sped up raider moveset a fuckton.
>>
>>553898161
Weird request
>>
>>553898291
They increased range on them I think
>>
suncatcher deals a fuckton of crit damage now
>>
guardian whirlwind applies some sort of attack debuff now
>>
>>553898291
Does it have the same FP cost?
If they nerfed it now that rev is as strong as other characters I'm going to kyoani my house in minecraft
>>
>>553898079
>>553898109
>>553898161
that’s crazy man
>>
>>553898812
What?!
>>
>>553898797
no i meant her default wep dummy
feels faster and more range maybe >>553898590
>>
Exec relic doesn't drain hp on skill anymore, only lowers negation
>>
>>553898690
His whirlwind on heavy also seems faster
>>
>>553888631
That guy in particular is a brick wall. Come back later. Waaaay later.
>>
>>553898353
yeah it decent but probably not as pure damage dealer purpose in 3 people games I am guessing. I don't see any relic setup in the video as well, he probably used morgott relic at least.
>>
Why did they drop an update with no notes?
>>
>>553898884
broken
>>
>>553898918
nigga it's at 3 seconds
>>
Maintenance is already over?
>>
executor is literally the best character in the game now
>>
>>553898321
>>553898594
>>553898690
>>553898884
source now faggot
>>
>>553898969
oh right, my bad, but yeah still shit despite that many improved dagger throwing.
>>
why is the patch so big if its just balance changes...
>>
beast claw and shattering crystal fp cost increased

>>553899063
open the game
>>
They changed executor's name to Executerr wtf
>>
>>553898797
He is talking about her weapon.
Beast claw is unchanged, same damage as before, same casting time.
If they fixed the bug that makes it disappear, it's better than ever.
>>
>>553899153
Rev not allowed to be good for more than a week
>>
File: 20260113_220514.jpg (113 KB, 1280x1280)
113 KB
113 KB JPG
Patch notes?
>>
>>553899153
LOL really? Funny how shattering crystal got away with it for nearly a year but beast claw barely got a month
>>
>>553899153
oh no no no castersissies.....
>>
>>553899254
devs utterly despise revenant.
>>
>>553898594
What the fuck lol, its does more crit damage than the misericorde and hand of malenia WITHOUT the damage boosting relic
>>
Merchant fire pots are limited to 50 now
>>
Raider colossal moveset is like twice as fast
>>
>>553899480
knifebros we fucking WON
>>
>Everything except L2den ring gutted
see you guys at duskbloods
>>
>>553899480
based based based
total potnigger death
>>
>>553899243
Don't worry, beast claw is still super cost efficient.
>>
magic dagger now has a limit of 3 uses per day now wtf
>>
>>553899569
No the fuck you wont who in their right mind is buying a switch for that shit after this performance LUHMEOW
>>
So what buffs did Scholar get?
>>
>>553899480
good, scholar pot relic cheaters get fucked
>>
>>553899569
Fucking based desu
double balancerschud won
>>
>>553899651
deserved for being an auto win against starting camp mobs.
>>
>>553898845
THAT’S CRAZY, MAN!
>>
>>553899651
Did you check after resting on grace? Cleaving 3 fuckers in half per day is still strong though.
>>
File: 1641681577474.jpg (15 KB, 360x360)
15 KB
15 KB JPG
necklacebros...
>>
>>553899795
>nerf necklace
>don't touch balancers
bravo l2slop
>>
>>553899651
How am I supposed to clear that one group of 3 wandering nobles + 1 torch noble now???
>>
>retaliate still doesnt work with Rally
raider remains in the garbage
>>
Raider's passive now has the feature of giving him a damage boost for a short time when his HP is reduced to a low amount, I think it's something around 40-50%
>>
>>553897618
Why did you randomly post a picture of some gay rat
>>
Bird's resistances got buffed
>>
>>553899952
The damage boost is around 40-50% I mean.
>>
>>553900068
Bird could literally take zero damage and still be shit tier
>>
Will griefbow raiders play him properly now
>>
>>553900236
No because Balancers RoA is still strongest physical damage option
>>
>>553900004
image board init
also ur the gay
>>
>>553899243
>>553899418
Rev summons now scale with Depth
>>
Great shields were buffed across the board
>>
oh wow deflecting literally cost zero stamina now. got to try it in depths though since there’s a huge difference compared to normal.
>>
>beastclaw FP cost from 10 > 13
That'll show those uppity Rev players.
>>
>Totem stela now instantly disconnects every player in the lobby
>>
File: raider.webm (3.82 MB, 1280x720)
3.82 MB
3.82 MB WEBM
new charged r2 speed
normal r1s are also way faster
>>
>>553900068
he just got better at being dead weight
>>
so crit executor is the best character in the game now
>>
Is Nightreign worth getting if I have no friends to play with?
>>
>>553900438
This buff is huge on so many levels.
>>
>>553900537
If you are okay playing with Chinese
>>
>>553900356
>Base claws are 2x speed and range (presumably same revival damage)
>Summons scale with DoN
>1 mana passive negates the nerf and it still 1 shots everything
Ok no kyoani today.
>>
>>553900509
Considering beast claw rev can still does the same amount of damage, from range, aoe, and without needing to poise break the enemy, I doubt it.
>>
>balancers now 8%, greg still 11%, heolstor 7%
D5 is saved
>>
>>553900614
Bro, sit you ass down in the doll house. Rev mains cry for buffs and you try to slide in best character discussion lmao
>>
>>553900684
Where'd you get this info from?
I'm a little sad about the less rates because balancers and dreg were the only hardish fights
>>
File: IMG_0035.jpg (720 KB, 2023x1170)
720 KB
720 KB JPG
good morning erg!!!
>>
>>553900684
never fucking mind its 8% for regular and ED individually, so 16% total. waow 2% less matches thank you mike wazowski
>>
Ohnonono shartian bros it doesn't look good
>>
>>553900787
Rev tourists cry for buffs mate, not rev mains.
>>
where are the notes
>>
>>553900438
the combo speed look almost comical. gonna be nerfed again for sure.
>>
They fixed terrain claw in night arena
>>
Dog raid adds 100 stamina now instead of 15
>>
File: raider2.webm (3.82 MB, 1280x720)
3.82 MB
3.82 MB WEBM
did they increase the size of this thing or am i high
>>
>>553900438
Man, when I said raider will get a 33% attack speed buff last thread I was just making up the most absurd buff I could think of
I can't believe they actually did it
>>
>>553900932
Beast claw Rev best character in the game now.
>>
>>553900932
>Increased mana cost but removed chance to fizzle
I'll take it
>>
>default spell on crystal staves
>>
/erg/ Nightreign Valentines Day Special
Only Duos are allowed
You either pass queue or add someone from /erg/ to be your Valentines Day Event Partner and post screenshots and a small story after each win or loss
Save the Date February 14
>>
>>553901293
queueing with randos on the 14th, got it
>>
>>553901293
What do I get out of this compared to normal queuing
>>
I was literally just complaining about raiders dogshit moveset a few days ago, From clearly heard me specifically and not everyone else who ever complained about it.
Still not sure about it for greathammers and greataxes but maybe the number work out better, haven't tested.
>>
I can't sleep reeee I need the patch notes which will be just as much vague bullshit as thread rumors.
>>
Undertaker free ult damage nerfed
>>
>>553901293
cringe
>>
>>553901156
The mana cost increase is a placebo nerf.
You will still kill the nighlord with 3+ shards to spare. A +3 fp increase is absolutely nothing, even day1 at low level you don't see the difference.
>>
>>553901283
>Rotten crystal staff changed to crystal release
What a rotten change.
>>
>>553900537
No, it’s absolutely not. Friends is the ideal experience, although you should all be prepared to be patient with each other.
>>553900796
Good morning cutie! Let’s make love!
>>
Halo slop won
>>
Blocking anyone who doesn't run scythe now
>>
>>553900537
no one here has friends and they play
>>
>everyone and their retarded dog is playing halo scythe double balancers which needs 2 shop relics to work
>let's nerf crystalian which needs god relics to work and is useless early game
fucking retards are 4 months behind on the meta - idc about the crystalian nerf i care about the lack of balancer nerf
>>
Hopefully the worm in Ed balancers is nerfed
>>
File: new crit.webm (1.82 MB, 930x1020)
1.82 MB
1.82 MB WEBM
thanks ishizaki, very sugoi
>>
>>553902508
Terr about to rape balancers
>>
It's all buffs??? The game wasn't already easy enough???
Surely this is prep for more depth levels...
>>
So exe, raider, guardian and rev got huge buffs and recluse got nerfed?
Lmao, no one was playing recluse before and now she is worse.
>>
>>553902508
Bro beast claw is better bro lmao only 7K while having the ability to negate any attack and do posture damage at the same time lmao look at this dude
>>
>>553902090
But you like each other
>>
how do I get beast claw relics for revenant
>>
>>553902647
wow bro look at this he is criting every 2s bro so op bro
Fucking hippo is gonna get critted 30 times in 10s bro.
>>
File: 260115054502.png (625 KB, 576x579)
625 KB
625 KB PNG
could there always have been no PoI here???
>>
>>553902635
no one plays crystalian recluse
>>
>>553902796
because no one play recluse when duchess exists.
>>
>>553902508
I’m already comfortable with unsheathe cancel tech and doing crits with regular weapons but it seems like I need to readjust my playstyle a bit....
>>
>>553900236
who?
>>
>>553902918
You know who you are
>>
>open most popular nightreign stream to see if anyone's posting new patch info
>guy died to bear night 1 in a non-depths game
holy shit how do people watch this
>>
Seems like Birb has innate ~10% Guard Boost now.
>>
>>553902732
Means the meteor is going to land there eventually. Even when that eventually is outside the circle.
>>
>>553903204
who gives a shit
>>
File: file.png (633 KB, 755x502)
633 KB
633 KB PNG
getting the crystal map was bad enough, this build is fucking dead
>>
>>553903323
kek of all the fucking spells they chose one of the worst in game
>>
where are the patch notes, from
>>
>>553903150
>Read post
>Open twitch
>The top two streamers are both depth 5.
Why you lie?
>>
>>553903323
Crystal duchi is already ass to play since hollow dropped and balancer/necklace tards seem to hate gaols. Strange call to nerf it.
>>
>>553902508
okay but now they need to make it look cooler with particles and impact frames
>>
>>553903735
servers are offline so they have to play offline solo non-depths games
>>
>>553903840
now he's unironically complaining in a solo depths 0 game i can't with these "people"
>>
>>553903840
You can still play depths offline with mods.
>>
File: 6038.jpg (417 KB, 960x720)
417 KB
417 KB JPG
>they actually nerfed recluse and scholar because of (incorrect) nip opinions on the metagame
>>
>>553900291
Yeah but like… related images… fag…
>>
>>553900438
>axe of godrick gets the ground wave with this charge attack
fucking amazing
>>
>>553902554
he’s always the raped albeit
>>
patch notes?
>>
>>553902970
i haven't played greatbow raider in weeks so idk what you're on about. all my raider games lately have been fists.
>>
wow they really made beast claw be able to do this?
https://x.com/zinsei_OwT/status/2011749481969303950
you can spam this out of reach as easily as most other projectiles now
>>
>open 2nd biggest twitch stream
>non-depths game
>2 bar to dancing lion
HOW
>>
Where can I grab purple upgrade stones in the hollows map?
>>
>>553904551
you're the greatbow raider forever now i'm afraid
>>
I'll wait for the new patch notes before making a new thread
>>
they buffed greg's balls
>>
>>553904914
Mines on the edges of the map. Or get lucky at those wagon mini-POIs that usually have a gaol key in one of the wagon chests. Its not 100% to have a stone2, but its worth checking.
>>
>>553904897
not everyone played SotE to death, I personally played it once and never touched it again, so I don't know the dancing lion fight all that well
>>
>>553904914
Break the chests or north/south mines.
North mine can be okay to route through since you can access castle bosses quick.
South one is only good if you started on NE side and there's healing church/invader in the ruins. Castle is bit far from this.
>>
Ghiza's Wheel skill now actives glass necklace
https://x.com/zinsei_OwT/status/2011753442721874284
>>
>>553904914
Maiden statues or mines or special merchant who appears pretty regularly
>>
>>553905156
chainsaw glitch buff, you hate to see it
>>
>Cursed Sword relic is -40% negation
i would rather have the fucking HP drain
>>
>>553905054
Lmao rip
>>
Glass necklace nerfed from 35% to 22%
>>
>>553905054
are we going to last another half an hour? we're already on page 9...
>>
>>553904815
holy shit this is a huge I'm so playing this
>>
Scholar dodge buffed?
>>
Ever dark Gregory when
>>
>>553906012
10 hours
>>
>already have god tier claw relics
>now it's even better
T-thanks!
>>
lmao birdniggers can't stop taking Ls https://x.com/zinsei_OwT/status/2011745021700292766
>>
Patch Notes out
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032
>>
File: file(1).png (977 KB, 1049x616)
977 KB
977 KB PNG
what is the jeet intern at bandai doing, its patch 1.3.02 not 1.3.03
>>
File: 1752235649652988.png (16 KB, 609x443)
16 KB
16 KB PNG
>>553906464
niggers
>>
>>553906464
>website crashed
>>
>>553906583
It didn't crash it has been like this for hours. Anon just looked at previous patch links and realized there's a pattern to urls.
>>
>>553906684
he lied to me? why would he do this
>>
I never used crystal shotgun anyway

>patch notes: are under maintenance
lmfao

>error: you were warned
uhuh and what about the people who tell me to kill myself every time I post you warn them? fuck off. low quality was not a misreport.
>>
I heard Revenant's summons are now tankier is this true?
>>
>>553906784
welcome back
so many returning posters recently
>>
>new patch means everyone's going to play Raider
my win streak looking vulnerable right now
>>
File: 1757565570468562.png (237 KB, 1428x1232)
237 KB
237 KB PNG
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032
>>
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032
>>
>>553907113
How big is your steak
>>
>>553906464
close enough

>>553906727
>>553906727
>>553906727
move out when ded
>>
>wylder ult fire charges ult gauge
lol
>>
Adjusted the distance criteria that affect the progress rate against large enemies in the skill "Analyse".

I knew I wasn't going crazy
>>
THEY BUFFED HALO SCYTHE AHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT CAN NOW COUNT AS SUCCESSIVE HITS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>553906464
>limited knives
disgusting



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.