Previous: >>553835350>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR)01/15 - Finemo 3*+Cafe SSR+Inari SR01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Bubble Gum Fellow (3* Alt), Stay Gold (3*), Gentildonna (3*), Orfevre (3*), King Halo (SSR), Satono Diamond (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
OK post the uma porn now
It's over
This time for sure!
Hopefully this stays
Is it safe now?
Digitan LOVE
What does sorting cards by group do
I hate ALL of you niggas
gambling on this one to be the one
Do you use PAL cards on parent runs? How many races is the goal?
>14 years old
bwos, do you have a fool proof guide for getting an S+ ace with buhi cards such as kitasan black super creek el condor pasa and fine motion? I'm stuck in A+ hell and think to myself "if only I had Biko Pegasus MLB too..."
dating should be more viable there's so many date events i haven't seen because its just such a bad button to press
>>553858697It lets me draw two cards from my deck.
Did jannies really nuke the other thread because it was a few images early?
when is the half TP career cost event
>>553858734I use PAL cards for ace runs, but NTSC cards for parent runs.
>>553858731Do they smell good?
finna delete one of the images i uploaded in the last thread so this thread gets deleted too
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DRAMAAAAAAAAA
My cool oshiwife...
>new thread>non yuritard thread>aibrown keeps spamming anyways because xe was buckbroken by one post
Damn he was shot.
i WILL have sex with belno
>>553858697Its a card type that doesn't exist yet in global
15 DAYS UNTIL THE GREATEST FRONTRUNNER
>>553858779i mentioned this yesterday. it all depends on the timeat this time of day theres ONE janny that has a hateboner for /uma/ and is hyper anal about the rules regarding new threadsbut during the morning/afternoon in america, they are absent and we get threads that pop up with 30+ images left, with no recourse
>>553858734Can use Aoi if you want more skill points. Otherwise no. There isn't a set amount of races really. Just win as many G1s as you can. You can run extra races if you want as long as you can still clear URA finals and get 600 in speed/stam/pow
>>553858814Are those the "Superior" PAL cards coming soon?
>>553858868Meds now
When does the BIG NIGE card release? The Tap Dance City propaganda worked.
>>553858759just click chevrons and bubbles bro...
>>553858916>a card that's incredibly busted but will only see 1-2 weeks of use in global due to accelerated schedule
>>553859021You made Tamamo cry /uma/
If I didnt do a single race on round 1 can I advance to group 2?
>>553858925Pic unrelated I assume?
...
>>553859021im actually black
>>553858697it's a card type that has no cards yetfirst one to come out seems to be end of March but I can't see neither a banner nor event so I dunno
Belno doesn't know what sex is
>>553858645it's never over faggot!
>>553859021Uhhh actually I'm just brown not transgender
Where is my homescreen Christmas tree? My decorations? My festive outfits? Cygames? Hello?
>>553859086>they drop it at the start of MANT
im saving my carats/toughness for half TP cost event
>>553859171She does, ask Kitahara
>>553859078bwo I do... but I don't get the 16k rating umas that I see in /uma/ lobbies
We should simply not make any threads or participate at all during this timezoneEventually the janny tranny will get bored of having nothing to do and will fuck off
>>553859153spewife...
>>553859021micropenis lol
>>553858935>>553858779I think theres some euro janny thats assmad about the success of /uma/
>>553859182we lost this one btw
>>553859021worse, I am aslav
I hope Oguriposter is right about 5 borrows permanent and half tp event. I'm going to groundwork farm like crazy.
>>553859021im white and very confident in my gender assigned at birth, thank you
>>553859153Why is she so perfect?
>>553859086Isn't that the best card for about a year?
>>553859272But then they win.
>>553859021Nothing wrong with being trans CHUD
>>553859089She deserves it for having a micromanko
>>553859153Canon cause I have an ex too
If Fuku and NTR are skips and I'm skipping XOguri & V.Bourbon what am I supposed to roll?
>>553859361it's only good for MANT but they released it at the final month of MANT in JP
>it's another get Long S and all rainbows disappear episode again
Ahem TOTAL JANNY DEATH7 and janny gets raped
>>553859264>that I see in /uma/ lobbieswe only have 2 anons that solidly fit that criteria, the rest are rocking A+ umas
>>553859252Wtf bro are you planning on 20 runs a day?
>>553859514That is what the average fan grinder does every day btw
>>553859436mr CB
>>553859021>deleted
I am watching the horse animeKitasan Black and Satono Diamond are very small in this.
who is the stupidest looking uma, face-wise.i'm thinking it's bourbon her eyes are just the wrong shape and she looks very silly
>>553859223I don't understand this ship. If Daiwa 's gonna Make a shellfish scramble with anyone it's going to be vodka. Where does infertile motion play in?
is Valentine Bobo part of the selector?
>>553859436Seiun
>>553859436save carats until 4th scenario
>>553859632Brian
>>553859317Theres higher chance of getting onsen events during the half TP event
>>553859491Cygames are remotely accessing your run and purposely input the bad luck seed when you get long S
>>553859385May come off as weird but I was relieved my tranny friend finally killed himself. At least I don't get to see him suffer anymore.
>>553859436the umas you like
>>553859514no but it will be cheaper im not doing MANT
>>553859317Uh what Oguri image did they use when they told you? I might have some bad news for you...
>>553859632
Finally got all my aces done for this CM, now I can go back to fan farming
This is Belno Light as you can see she is not that big.
>>553859630Season 2? They're grown up in season 3. Season 2 is peak and you'll see why there's so many Teiofags
>>553859683No.
>>553859630Dia sex
>>553858570>thread #2069 (nice)>11 threads a day for six months holy Shiraoki-sama
>>553859848Still big enough for a handful
>>553859848Well duh, you posted Belno light. Where is Belno classic?
>>553859670I'm not sure either. I just used a Fine Motion image because she comes out tomorrow
>>553859896What's the first CM that will have this comp?
>>553859729Your friend was suffering, why didn't you help them?
>>553860047None because oonige
>>553859882Yes, I finished Season 1 last week, it was kinoAnd yes, I didn't dislike Teio before but I didn't really care much for her. Now I'm starting to understand.Also I want a Daiwa Scarlet season
>>553859848Belno has FAT honkers and I suck on them everyday.
>>553859848She really is a big girl...
Kek
>>553859604mr CB is not that great, it would be better to wait or get a generalist cardThe second Wit Narita Taishin is literally god tier in comparison
>>553859514maybe
7 and janny nukes /uma/
>>553859729Damn dude, was detransitioning never an option
>>553860101MANT dont have access to Bignigs
>>553860128I like the part when Oguri says the bell makes it easy to find her
>>5538602367 and they nuke you instead
>>553859502I saw an S+ seiun that only used cards I have today...
HOLY FUCKING BASEDFINALLY A SANE OPINION ON XITTER
>>553860103season 3 is garbage character assassination so enjoy them while they last
just got Suzuka, Seiun Sky, and Summer Maruzensky while rolling for felicidades OguriDo I have to build groundwork parents if I want to use them?Kind of seems like a waste to not use them but fuck me I dont want to grind for more parents, I still dont have a good Ryan long parent
MANT has>No Career Events>No story>No TrainingAll you do is race, how is that any fun? What were they thinking?
>>553860378>>553690270
If I dislike front runners and dont have any front runner parents, should I skip Valentine Bourbon? She's cute
>>553860378>twitter screencap Oh god please dont start another meltdown
>>553860351unf...
>>553860460>>No Career Events>>No story>>No Trainingthat cant be true, can it?
>>553860204that card is nearly two years away nigga
>>553860460doesnt it give you like 3M fans a run?
7 and subhUMAns troons commit mass suicide.
>>553858693The eyes get me every time
>>553860376I still haven't gotten a single high roll ace yet
>>553860526There's training
>>553860420For medium you can cope with Falcon card to guarantee groundwork, I don't think you can afford to waste a slot on Falcon for long tho
>>553860378my level of moonrunes isnt that high. i can tell he's saying something along the lines of "yeah who cares about AI, do something about the 3D models". what is his complain specifically? that they're not thick enough? because if so i agree and also based
>>553860546This does not sound like a good thing
/v/ mods are absolute bitches today.
>>553860420You can borrow Power Falco for "guaranteed" GW, you get it from the first event of her chainCard itself isn't super great though
>>5538605495 and you have to shit your pants right now.
>>553860497>>553860489>>553860651they were just saying how cygames should focus on adding abs to the 3d character models already... i want no trouble...also new cryer
>>553858940It takes more stats, but I think Aoharu is better than URA for parent farming. Lots more skill points, more skills, and more stats/turn, which allows you to beat Aoharu while running more races. >inb4 le URA spark >>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>> Aoharu spark
>>553860680/vg/ jannies are the same
>>553859153I've never had a girlfriend / love interest before...
can someone with local AI make this or >>553860651 be silence suzuka instead pleaaaaaaase
>>553860651They want sixpack on the 3d models, probably some gay homosexual Ryanfag
>>553860573I think I do something wrong on mid and bad turns. Of course I am gonna click the +60 speed button when it appears, but I definitely click something stupid that never lets me highroll a fat buhi ace on the less exciting turns...
>>553860689My Suzuka Ace that used the Falco card won Scorpio
>>553860728No xitterfags. Back to your thread.
What is Creek good for?
>>553860384I think the characters other than Kita, maybe Golshi and Nature don't even get enough screen time to be assassinated.
>>553860835Why would you want that? Bourbon is better than Suzuka.
>>553860845>probably some gay homosexual Ryanfagno. they make art of everyone that ISNT ryan
>>553858739
>>553860921You are gay.
>>553860909Nursing hand job
>>553860765Do you buy every non-gold skill for parents?
>>553860047Aries (Medium, 2000m)Unless some psycho wants to run those three in Pisces (Long, 3200m with heavy conditions and rain)
>>553859021>deletedRAPE THE JANNY HERE NYOOOOOOOW
Six pack and muscles on umas is wrong. WRONG. I need gutsmaxxing. When the update of them strolling around the entrance with their bellies full comes to global /uma/ will become /umatopia/
bourbon is hot too I guess they are both quiet
fuckign python.....
post-race uma smell...
7 and I'm finally uninstalling this gameFuck everyone
>>553860898She was pretty decent for Scorpio if you luckshitted Wet Conditions from the hints or even Savvy, but in general it's only good on Front Runners for the GW buildGrats on the win, Taiki won it for me
god there are so many umas i must fuck
>>553860765Aoharu requires marginally more mental load to keep track of chevrons/fireballs and has longer cutscenes
>>553861195I keep trying!!
7 and everyone who reads this loses Sagittarius finals
>>553858759It's all RNG. Not S+ but at least S is within reach for anyone. BUHI BUHI
>>553861219post-training uma smell...
>>553861164Janny is a certified Tamamo hater
>>553858693Gentildonna one of the very, very few umas who have a legitimate claim to supremacy over Digitan's incredible record... you love to see it.
>>553860898falco looks stupid in this picture
>>553859436trainees? Any uma you want to wife, there's tons of popular ones coming the rest of winter/spring>Tamamo Cross>all-uma banner>Mejiro Ardan>Kitasan>Mambo>Nishino Flower for the fillicons>cheerleader Neicha/Kingu for hornyfags>Sweepy (see comment above re. Nishino)Lots of choices. For Supoka? Hold until summer, then MLB Tachyon and S Maru/Finemo. Guaranteed to bankrupt you if you've sparked an uma banner.
>>553858935>>553860775Wait you guys also have a janny that hates you? we are getting purged now on the other side
https://jiggie.fun/UaeI3Phttps://jiggie.fun/UaeI3Phttps://jiggie.fun/UaeI3P975 pieces
>>553861219Pre and post race paizuri
>>553861581What is this grown woman doing in Tracen academy?
Recording the sex I have with my umas to give Digitan some fap material
>>553861379fuck it. fuji's smell in general!>>553861546sending fuji out there with her chest covered in cum is way risky
>>553861663Oh my
>>553861536in /umajp/?maybe we can find common ground afterall...
>>553860573>>553860689>>553860898>>553861273Stop posting herIt’s disgusting
No long S but can't be bothered. I am officially done with this CM until Tamamo comes out.These two are so close to each other in performance when I put them in the Umalator but the 1200 speed one barely wins out by less than 2 length every time.They both got lucky gamble wins in lobbies from my experience. Which do you think I should use anons?
>>553859223The insecurities are absurdity. Getting mad at drawings is a full blown comedy. Spamming and flooding making us build an arc while their mothers weep for them in the coming of the dark.
>>553861805
>>553860909WifeMotherhoodHugsKissesMommyingBabyplay
>>553861742No... on /v/
>>553861663i do this
>>553861663
>>553861070I buy the best skills available until either a) I can't buy anymore or b) I have no more SP.
>>553861692I love her.
>>553861842DUMB FALCO
>>553861004I'm gay for liking good breasts and a big fat ass and you're straight for liking the total absence of breasts or ass? I think you have it backwards my friend.
Bad thread, no tl for you
>>553860896I have the same thoughts, but there's only a few choices on a mid/bad turn:>rest>Pal event if you're running one>train anyway even if shit>race3 is probably the wrong move, and 4 is only the right call if it's a G1, so try 1 or 2 consistently on mid/bad turns and see if that improves your umas.
post some uma memes i need to expand the collection
>>553861852well... its probably the same janny. its not enough of a cultural phenomenon for them it seems
>>553862054I'm not your friend, buddy. And what you've just described is boy meat, so I can say with 100% certainty that you are indeed, gay.
>>553862184Mayano top wife...
>>553862184this is normie content. we want to fuck all the umas here, and yes, its because they're underage that its sexy.
>>553858916Holy, tsuyoshi is sexo
7 and the janny dies of aids
>>553862184
>>553862184Try leddit
>>553862371Rolling
>>553862227I'd be surprised the same janny worked on both boards, but it could make sense if both threads are getting targeted
>>553862317hard to disagree, Rice is pure sexo. Just LOOK at this filly
>>553862527MY FUARKING HERO
When do I get my personal and fuckable Teio
>>553862317I mean, Urara is a 3rd year middle schooler(equivalent to 9th grade). She’s barely a loli.
>>553860835>The view of the rear is mine!What exactly are you asking for. Just an ass pic of Suzuka in 2B clothes? Or that exact pic but Suzuka instead?
>>553862317Agree with Nishino
MANT will kill the casuals, but only the strongest will survive Grand Livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rok44C1rVU
>>553862527>>553862584Total janny death
>>553862620that exact pic but with suzuka but that is a nice butt
>>553862607i see growing mounds
>>553862184You can tell this is a Twitter meme because they would never call any of the lolis wives
>>553862607fair but i feel like her bloomers boost her cunny power by several factors
>>553862184I cannot think or comprehend of anythingmore cucked than treating your Uma Musume as a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, and training an Uma Musume for at least 3 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful beloved Uma Musume - reading her training regimens, making her train for G1s, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyablefor other men. Trained the perfect Uma Musume? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she was trained, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personalitythat came from the way you trained her. As a man who trained and treated his trainee as a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 4 years of your life simply to train an Uma Musume for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE ANDFINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
vodka pace (S) by yasuda kinen 1we are scaling. 160K fans at kinen 1
>>553862317mcqueen is my favorite loliwife
>>553861852it's up. Get your ass back on the frontlines /v/ro
>>553862984happy meek ^.^
>>553862984happy cute
>>553861818
>>553862706Will the Scenario give me higher stats while only having MLB Kitasan and MLB SR KingHalo / SR Sweep?
>>553862974She’s more petite desu. Especially since she shares the same year with pic related. I honestly thought she was 1st year middle schooler with Mayano and Sweep but nope.
>>553862984Is that Iron Will on her shirt?
>>553861818>>553863251No Long S = no review
>>553862706Will it kill clankers though>>553862963Perfect.
>>553862714So basically inpaint everything except the ass and back?Best I can quickly do. I like the fresh gen better.Also it's not local gen.
I want Helios to hawk tuah spit on my thang
>>553863442nice thanksso happy now. thought nobody would ever do this
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I'm playing through Dober's career right now and I wish I was training Bright instead. She deserves a W.
>>553861818the one with stamina eater
>>553863624Could that be Little Cocon's water bottle?
>>553863624Audible Suzuka
>>553863442nta but DAYYUM
>super freak is roommates with the gamer shota...
>>553863368It's gonna make more
>>553863546I like making AI images for fun. I used to hang out in the /b/ stable diffusion threads early on, until the realistic models got good and the threads became about simulating CP and I left.I post gens only very rarely here though and sometimes you guys repost my images.
>>553863442perfect
>>553863462Helios doesn't know sex
I'm not cut out for late/end umas. Doing everything right just for my uma to miss the positioning requirement in the middle of the pack where everything can happen in a crucial moment of the race is too disheartening. There's no guarantee that your uma is going to do her best to be in that position unlike with fronts where they are coded to thirst for 1st spot.
>>553864073Me neither, we can learn together
I've been finding Taishin cuter and cuter with each passing day
>>553864136how just stick in and pull out...
>>553863442>>553862620>>553860835>>553860651sniff sniff
>>553863983looks good. I couldnt get AI to do it because everything has "guardrails" now. sucks
>>553863683I was surprised to learn about her Swinging Maestros...
helios SEX
>>553863983I liked the Sunday ones, bless you anon
>>553864209Stick it in where she has 2 holes
>>553864073irama instant loss
weather buff skill and numble nav from goal race before summer vodka!
>>553864326she has 3... and you pick your favorite
>>553864301I like that artist pairing Helios with Trainer, even if she’s a little bit yandere
SQUEEEEEAL BUHI FAT PIGGY PIGGER SQUEEEEAL PIGGER SQUEEEEE SQUEEEEEE SQUEEEEEEAL BUHI PIGGER WHALE OINKER PRIME OINKER MEAT SQUEEEEEEAL
>>553861050Okay, but you need to work for ithttps://jiggie.fun/4j1j47https://jiggie.fun/4j1j47https://jiggie.fun/4j1j47
i am going to post fujo fenomeno artand theres nothing you can do to stop me
>>553864278I stopped doing local gens once the SDXL models came out and my GPU couldn't keep up.I got a NovelAI subscription instead. It's not censored, but it's not trained on realistic images and celebs. Anime style images only.>>553864324I've only ever made one Sunday image and I'm pretty sure I've never shared it here.
>>553864550>@VFBASED
>>553864550>taishinAnd a buhi to you too
>>553864483How would I have a favorite if I dont even know what I'm doing yet
>>553864550
>>553864607Then it was someone else in the previous thread, damn
>>553864550show build
>>553859632Seeking The Pearl looks like she has downs
>>553864667HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>553864550>oinker>teiofanBwos... our rep...?
>>553864550S doesn't automatically equal piggy though
>just saw my bobo do a nose finish compared to some whale's seiun that ultedholy shit I'm bobopilled now
>depressed trainer x extremely genki traineeKino pairing.
i'm gonna spark taishin on the all uma banner and you can't stop me
>>553865075>genki traineewho?
>>553859153Is this the same artist that did all the "uma saving you from your abusive gf" artThose arts made me cry because my gf is abusive but literally nobody on earth cares if you're a dude and until I saw them I literally never considered what it would feel like to have someone care lol
>>553861898Can you pass on hints if you only have the gold skill? Still trying to be better at this.
>>553865204Get it? Because Helios is Sun.
I have 52k carats, it's 2.5 weeks until the all-uma banner, and I'm about to lose my mind. Who's sparking it? How many times, and who are you choosing? I'm a Suzukafag (have been since 2018), so my top priorities are Maruzensky and Seiun Sky, and I pray I get spooked by Narita Brian and Mejiro Dober, and hell why not Oguri and Falco too. But I'm only sparking the banner once because I want to spark VBourbon too....unless I say fuck it and pray for good RNG. How to decide.....
>>553865235being an abused boyfriend is gayer than actual gay sex
>>553865034>t. pigger
>>553865346would tamamo be an abusive girlfriend
>>553865298gold skills can't be inherited, but getting the gold skill allegedly bumps the chances of obtaining/passing down the corresponding white. Similar effect (less so, but again - allegedly) as double-circle skills like Mile Corners.
do i need to watch Road To The Top before Beginning of a New Era or are they unrelated
>>553865075But I thought she only loved Ruby..
>>553865235can't you just beat the dumb whore up...
Danchode I'm not doing 3 runs
>>553859153>my gf is abusivebeat her bitch ass
>>553865516Unrelated. But you can understand who Opera O is better if you watch RTTT, and also Ayabe and TopRo have cameos in New Era
>>553865607Correct. You’ll be doing more than 3.
>>553865235just leave >erm I erm um I cant cuz I um ermfaggot
>>553865346This. Anon might as well come over and have sex with me right now.
>>553865516Unrelated. Road to the Top is pretty good, NTR is a cutie. The Pokkefag hasn't been seen in a bit so he can probably shill the BNE better than I can. It was okay, I thought.
Women shouldn’t be allowed to post on the internet.
>>553865235it's shit, I also used to have a girlfriend who would get aggressive when she got drunk, no one believes you or cares, worst of all, whenever you try to talk it out with her, she always downplays it
>>553865829Women shouldn't have rights
>>553865635>my gf is an abusive umanow what?
>>553865829Check out this post I made on umachan!
>>553864550imagine bragging about winning with the most unfair uma on Long lol.
Imagine dating a riot uma and she comes home and abuses you
>>553866017Consider flying to Zimbabwe
>>553865829I'll give the pass to our local fenomeno fans
>>553865235>>553865850how do you justify the behavior?is it so rare that you go "that'll never happen again" or is your life so tied up together that leaving would be worse than staying?
repeal the 18th
>>553864707Must have been
>>553865235So this is the modern 4chan users today...
>>5538653352 sparks ready going for tamamo and suzuka probably and if i pick up anyone up along the way then good
>>553865235my gf is goldship btw
>>553866096he can't hear you over his own oinking and buhi'ing
Should I go on a date or ghost her because I feel ugly
>>553865335eh just use selector on sky and save for v.b
>>553866302Kill yourself
>>553866134I was young and retarded, on top of that the fact that she was ten years older didn’t help, she had much more experience manipulating retards like me
>>553865516The movie is slightly better so leave that for last
>>553866165That's also a very cute Sunday though
i wasted 10 daily rolls on xmas oguri and didnt get her should i just call it and wait for the selector
>>553866257why tamamo instead of pulling on her actual banner
>>553866415I'm serious, I feel really bad about this.
>>553866302if she already agreed then go, you can always ghost her after the first date
>>553866120I want these umas to absolutely wreck Riko in bed.
>>553865346>hahaha id never be abused by the girl, id just beat her up!yer both faggots
>>553866523if my post ends in 7 you WILL get her
>>553866649Nta but Rerolling
>>553866523If this ends in 7 you do another 10 roll and you WILL get her
thoughts? no i will not buy an ad
>>553866302It’s gonna go poorly. Might as well go.
Bros, is there any support card banner worth getting that's about to come out? I still have the anniversary voucher and a rainbow crystal because I'm too lazy to use them and I don't know about the meta.I was thinking of using them after pulling on some banner.I can go full retard and MLB twin turbo.
>>553866759it's true regarding NY Opera, she's still used a lot in modern JP
>>553866589because i like to gamble
>>553866649>>553866721
>>553866759thats a new one. Ive heard the ults good but shes really never come up in meta convos. Don't recall even seeing her on the S tier of jp parents
>>553866649>>553866721stop it i already had to spark for 2 banners in a row
the parent run today. she has 15 white sparks +5 if you count the guest uma I am probably switching out the guest for the one that I found yesterday but didnt use because I anted xoguri maru ult on the christmas acethis is parent runs for fan run farming oguri in the future. hopefully I get my runs to be just as good if not better (skills) on the next 2 to get more than 5 whites and better than wit (I want a 3* to make a 9* !) but it could be good for King Haloano?
You will roll for Fine Motion.
>>553865445she would beat you up every time you spent money on pointless things just to cuddle you in bed at night while she apologizes
>>553867032hot
>>553867031sure in a month and a half
this is the parent run from today (borrow 1/3) good starting point for KH if no other better ones for her on umas that arent the best for fan run oguris the parent gives +21 0 0 +12 +12 desu
>>553866759Yeah but I hate her, unironicallywhat means she'll spook me someday
>>553867031ill pick up her wedding alt when she gets here
>>553866441Same though. My gf is older than me and is really emotionally volatile. Before this I never knew asking someone what they would prefer to eat would get me screamed at for being insensitive but it's just that kind of thing everyday. Believe it or not you can't actually hit women so I just try to placate her as best I can...
>>553867031if this post ends in 7 i WILL get her
>>553866953>thats a new oneyou don't watch witgod? this thread was all over it when he revealed nyopera is a must pull
>>553866907>answering to two other posts, making it third>gets the 7I KNEEL
this is a highschool girl btw
>>553867314
She’s so perfect bros. I can’t handle it.
Sorry, Yeppers. Playtime’s Over.
not your blog normalfag, also grow a pair
>>553866837you could go riko, nn or fuku but i wouldn't sans a healthy brain, if desperate for srs otherwise just chill until summer maru and tach
>>553867378imagine graduating from the trainer academy and the first uma you get to train is rich, looks like a milf and does everything so you basically are just a trophy husband for her
>>553867484only get 3 borrows a day, though sooo... I want to share progress. so no
>>553867032>cuts to instantloss >then post coitus cuddling
>>553867484t. abussive gf
>>553867031No, I need to save carats for my wife...
What about Matafaka's illusionist skill for this CM? No one seems to talk about it, can it meme some chaos into things?
Whoa.
>>553867031No. Saving my waifu
Does anyone have that doto interaction where she does a opera o impression
>>553867313i mean im here daily but im not gonna read every thread. No way im pulling for opera over finemo/tam especially, chiyo.
>>553867581>cut to 9 months later
>>553867458
>>553867558I bet trainers had lots of sex during the university days
>>553867032>>553867581>>553867779Oh yea....It's all coming together
>>553867779which one is tama
Do we ever get the ability to have Umas race in costumes independent of their ultimate? Like, have Opera race in her original costume but with the New Year skillset and ult?
>>553867378And loves only you is a first year middle schooler(equivalent to 7th grade) yet has a dynamite body. What’s your point?
>>553867458I quite LITERALLY can't handle her but she's cute
>>553867685Nobody knows how FOV works so good luck
>>553867892she's being held in the left's hand, dressed as a fork
>>553867779she will take it easy after the first child, right?
>>553864293
>>553867647>>553867692Fine Motion is wife.
>>553867945Seek the button
>>553867031Cygays keep fucking scheduling banners of shit I want all close to each other into nothing. After Fine (support) banner there's barely anything I want to pull for months but within the next 2 months I have to pull Fine (card I really want the power boost now), Bourbon (because I'm a frontfag) and Fine (uma because she's also cute).
>>553867945bwi it's already in the game
1.75m event points so far but I have 31TP left but im going to bed. gn horny, umanons
>>553868090We know, Shakur
>>553867458you are going to pull for her daughters too right?
which way?
>>553867779Family life with Tama-chan. Her old man would be happy.
>>553866759>you have to roll for 5 different banners in the span of 2 months or you will be bricked 4lyfe
>>553868145gn
>>553867945we'll eventually get bond level 11 and 12, which allows you to use their casual outfits
can see its solidly strong, an upgrade to pulse - but velocity ults will never be meta in this game - at least to current global knowledge. Maybe when theres an asinine amount of skills.
I hate this dog shit game so muchI never got the banner characterWasted another 53- rolls on oguri
>>553868181Marvelous if you don't have MLB Hishi.
These next three months are gonna be abso fucking lutely packed for uma career enjoyersMetachuds need not apply
>>553868192You can get NY Opera when she starts being relevant in a year
>>553868223So, in 2 years global?
>>553868245I have both, I'm deciding between the free stamina from marve and 5% more race bonus against hishi's 43 bonus and 50 special prio
>>553868242
metachuds
>>553867962I swear they just throw a dart on a dartboard to determine which year they're in.
>>553866837Fine Motion in March would be the obvious one, and the best value probably.Sooner would be speed Fuku at the end of the month, good for the next scenario but not that much longevity after that
>>553868257>Ayabe>Ardan>Dia>Kitasan>Tanhauserthe for (you) revolution begins
I forgot. ive still got to do the club practise races
>>553868426RapeRapeRape
>>553868370I guess there is an argument to taking Marvelous if you're parent running
>>553868370if you're running a single power, id go hishi for bigger rainbow
Non botters onlyhttps://poal.me/gxevquhttps://poal.me/gxevquhttps://poal.me/gxevqu
>>553866096FineMo sex
>>553868562what should I answer if I'm already botting
Fine Motion has an adorable voice.
>>553868562It would just be an auto button in that case (which is a thing in JP)
>>553868181Right gives straightaway spurt
if you wanted to be really high IQ all you /uma/ clubs would fill it up with alts (maybe grind out a diff club, for the alts on the main accounts doing daily parent runs), bot with the alts for 13 days, then switch and go back into the /uma/ club on your mains to get carats (if 14 days before the EOM), to save your carats and permabot it on throwaway accounts
>>553868476Indeed, the fact Urara is in the same year as the golden generation while Vivlos shares the same age as loves only you is hilarious
>>553868842That’s GAY
>>553868426Hey that's my Scarlet
non-whale bros sooner or later we must take the gamblepill, can't keep up with all the meta cards and umas
>>553868562Grimm
I can't sleepthinking of her...>>553868659love
>>553868484>Fine Motion in March would be the obvious one, and the best value probably.not really since she reruns later with smaru instead of kawakami princess
>>553860376Do your parents suck?
>pretending to like Fine\Cringe.
>>553868172WHEN I WAS
>>553869031>12 years old while McQueen is 13
Hello /uma/, I'm here with a question: Are any of these uniques good? I'm talking about the ones I rarely hear about:>Special week>Grass>Vodka>xmas biwa>tickezo>kulkan/boobwindow condor pasaAsking about those specifically because they actually have very good inheritance scores for quite a few characters, so I was wondering if ANY of them have an inheritable unique worth thinking about
>>553869191she's cute
Do not fall for Tamamo when the best front is coming out
>>553860765URA Finale is better if any of these are true>you don't care about white sparks>you are fishing for a specific skill hint from your supports>the parent uma does not have A aptitude in the desired style and distance>it is a medium/long parent and the grandparents don't have any stamina sparks or the ace has no innate heals nor a stamina growth bonus
>>553869241paizuri condor is passable, and only sometimes. the rest are worthless as inherits, most of them aren't even good uninherited.
My Taishin from Libra who performed poorly then is winning the majority the Sagittarius Room Matches compared to Rudolf and Hishi Amazon that I made for Saggi.Why?
>>553869223A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOG
fine motion: *irish-tainted borat voice* my wife!
>>553869304what if i get both and pick up finemo along the way
>>553869241Good affinity usually means bad unique as a rule of thumb, with a couple of exceptions. Of the ones in your list Paizuri Pasa is the best
I will become King of Ireland soon!
>>553869304>best front But I was told summer hag, XOguri and vBobo are the best picks
>>553869367encroaching shadow/spurt is even better this time around
>>553869367potential unlocked
>>553869304I don't care about the meta. I like Tamamo, and I want her, so I will pull for her.
>>553862317Is that why he is suspended?
>>553867962These supposed middle schoolers in Tracen are wild
holy shit, trying to create a Dober parent with a long spark is another circle of hell I didn't even know existed
>>553869598>he doesn't know his secondary account
>>553869241If it is very discounted, Vodka's ult ain't that bad
woke grok woke grok cant wont gen futa uma horse cock
>>553869471Bourbon is a trap, it's good for a while but soon we get groundwork speed cards
>>553869241With very few exceptions, only acceleration uniques are worth the investment.Vodka + Ogurin is a very funny combo
>>553869395Does Biwa gets two glasses if she trains level 5 Wit?
>>553869106Well true, but he asking about upcoming banners and that's about 5-6 months away
>>553869681good luck parent farming for sprints
>>553870035turf S matters more so idc
>>553869372MY OINKERTOOK ME INTO THE PIG PENTO SEE A LONG CM
>>553870035Front will be king for Capricorn, I think. The 2 accel inherits that works both requires you to be at the front.
when does this game get good
>>553869896So is Oguri the only one among JP's big 3 that's actually good
>>553870219when you win a CM
>>553870219when you start doing this to cut all the boring shit
>>553870219When you spend money
>>553870219When you hit the interactive sex scenes
>>553870103oguri.png
>>553868172shakur would never say that
>>553870258...I'm like Kitasan Black with the way I'm past my peak (I only won Virgo Cup)
>>553870329>drop one hundred dollars>get absolutely nothingNot at those carrot prices
>>553870243Probably, Seiun has pretty sweet skills too anon, check em out
>>553869372>>553870134
>>553869681Pshh nothing dobernal...
>>553870219About 1k USD in
>>553870436drop more
>stallion based umas are easy sluts>mare based umas are hard to get or at least puts a social barrier first???
>>553868492>tfw even if I luckshit massively I'll still have to skip some of them
>>553870484unless is 3 I glue them
>>553870604what are you confused about? Makes sense to me
>>553869896>groundwork speed cards>soonIf you mean SMaru then that's a hint card. You want a very important skill to be a guaranteed no-agemasen event. People here are crying over Mayano and Sweep agemasen-ing their head-on and spurt, and Golshimetacucks cried back then when they had to hunt down spurt from Amazon when she has 0 hint freq. VBourbon will still be relevant for a long time because she comes with groundwork.
>>553870369She would if she checked how high her affection stat was
I wish Horse-Jitta was real...
>>553868562>>553869049I bot, I dont even give a shit if I get banned
>>553869947still, the value of pulling for finemo before then is dubious since you're never going to use her during MANTultimately, none of the banners coming up soon are good value, with the exception of neicha if you run lots of late surgers
>>553870604>social barrierwhat's this?
>no one talking about the new sein, like, ever>suddenly being compared to xmas oguri in value in a single threadnooooticing
>>553866837>is there any support card banner worth getting that's about to come out?No. Earliest is Tachyon in the summer, about 4-5 months from now. If you're f2poor, save for that.
>>553870791>14 years old
>>553870604how easy is it to jerk a horse versus how easy is it to finger a mare think about it
i genuinely think air shakurs halloween alt is one of the best costumes in the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqbQuypKCCU this is also one of the best songs of all timethese are both facts
>>553870929out of 10
>>553870929I thought she was 15?
Okay but where are the Christmas gibs
>>553870771no she wouldn't
>>553870937i love her casual outfit
>>553867647wisdom, let us attend
>>553871019never
>>553869304I thought ballroom sky was only better than base on select tracksshe's actually my favorite uma but i don't love the alt so idk if i want to roll
I started playing real games again and now I'm losing motivation to do my runs
>>553871204hehe
>>553871019They won't acknowledge christmas, way less the gibs
>>553869947>>553870826*or if you get lucky during free pulls and can guarantee MLB for fuku or NTR
>>553870937WE'LL CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
>>553870937the only thing I like about her is her teeth
>>553871019The WHAT gibs?
vodka + oguri + king ultszero to hero in 200m
im not pulling on a banner called NTR
>>553867378I always thought Tracen was more like a trade school, where there really isn't a specific age range. The idea that all the Umamusume are tradies is kinda funny. Imagine what they're like in Melbourne...
No Long S today.
>>553864550Taishin would never say "SQUEEEEEAL BUHI FAT PIGGY PIGGER SQUEEEEAL PIGGER SQUEEEEE SQUEEEEEE SQUEEEEEEAL BUHI PIGGER WHALE OINKER PRIME OINKER MEAT SQUEEEEEEAL"!
>>553871019What the hell is a Christmas
>>553871347her card is not that good anyways
>>553871204I started playing that yakuza turn based rpg and I'm actually blown away how well-made and fun it isI definitely missed a day or two on here
>>553871417Taishin is a true gamer she would say that and also add nigger at the end
>>553871314you should do this in mejiro, for synergy and the high affinity
>>553871019don't you mean the happy holidays gibs
>>553870994Special is a third year middle schooler(equivalent to 9th grade), so she’s 14 but turns 15 in May 2nd.
>>553868956vivlos is actually a year younger, she skipped a grade
Doto being an absolute cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddRea0RMNLM
you tell the the umas are children? they just look like college students to me
Making love with my little sister Laisu
>>553858570Wanted to say thank you Mayano poster! I followed your advice and manage to pull an A out. Even got close to 1200 speed! Shitty sparks but was the best i produced. Thanks again!
>>553870710V Bourbon will still be aids to use because the only way she can get Taking the Lead is with the triple agemasen Twin Turbo card. Palmer Stam card doesn't come out until September this year. She was super good in JP because they didn't get buffed TTL as early as we did and had to depend more on groundwork to get anything done.
I have 108 followers now
>>553871374iirc the in-game trivia calls it a combined middle/high school where morning classes are normal school subjects and afternoon classes (optional if you have a trainer) are focused on racing.
>>553871787she literally gets the white version as a career event and that is NOT enough of a difference to make or break a run, especially with how dominant her mid-race isplease give up on this gaslight of her being bad
>>553871595>Vivlos is 11 years oldWhat are they putting in her food
>>553871521The golden generation...and tsurumaru tsuyoshi
>>553871946.5 accel loses to .7 accel sorry buddy.
I LOSTTO FUCKING SPECHAN?I AM LITERALLY GONG TO POOP OUT OF MY EYES GOD I AM SO TIRED OF THIS MODE
>>553871787TTL is too expensive to be worth it most of the time. Early Lead works fine in most cases. You can buy like 2 midrace skills for the price of the early lead to TTL upgrade. Of course, if you get TTL discounted buy that shit. And that anon is right, she gets early lead no agemasen from her own event.
>Tfw Stego is the only stallion in this songW-what did they mean by thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8lbpRawvR8
>>553871710
are we feeling lucky?
>>553872098>transcoded umaHRT
>>553872098i guess ningen children are probably normal and umamusume are just freaks of nature
>>553872136yes I'm aware that a gold skill is better than a white skill, now read the rest of my post
>>553871937Then you get MILFs in the mix. They can't all be going for their GED, can they?
>Vivlos ruined by browntuber>NTR ruined by avatarfagAny other umas ruined?
>>553872136concentration makes up for it
>>553872191Stay Cute
>>553872343smart falcon ruined by vtuberfagsagnes tachyon ruined by /pol/goldship ruined by normiesoguri cap ruined by mexicans
>>553872167>too expensive to be worth it>Base cost: 120Get a grip man
>>553872343Helios ruined by cucksScarlet ruined by milkersOpera ruined by rapistsTeio ruined by triple fracture
>>553869241the 2 goats for affinity+great inherit are Bancho and Luna, just an fyi. So many umas love them.
>>553872343your oshi ruined by my cock
>>553872635>Scarlet ruined by milkers>ruined?
did you know?cows love zenno rob roy
>>553872635>Opera ruined by rapiststrue
>>553871382Update: at least the day wasn't completely cursed. Retention secured
>>553872735don't mind him. he's gay,
>>553869304her skills are ass bud. Her ult will only be goodish on some tracks and have fun inheriting A&S
soon
Thread in need of soft GL.
>>553872232Love trumps all, even the NBR status
>>553872935Sure
>>553870913tachs august brosef
>>553872106cute wife
>>553872906That poor trainer gets raped constantly not only by finemo but also by her whole special forces
you guys rollan for finemo?
>>553872254I love gambling, but unfortunately she didn't get Long S during the second inspiration so it's glue!
>>553873121no shit
>>553872343If I like an uma, I like the uma and don't give a flying fuck who else does, or what that "says about me" when some undesirable likes the same uma as I do. That's how women think/act, fuck that gay shit. My favorite umas are>Suzuka>Narita Brian>Dober>Maruzensky>Oguri>Rice Shower>McQueen and I couldn't care less if some gay tranny reddit-lard uses my wife Suzuka as xer's profile pic and calls her 'lesbian transcoded'. That mentality can go fellate a cactus.
>>553871820Just checked my follower count and got this
>>553873134no but i will be rolling for her husbando
im halfway to one of the friend point shop tickets with all monthly hint books bought already
>/Uma/ Club can't even maintain top 30 any moresad innit
>>553872343>>553872476>>553872635literally none of the umas were ruined, you're just permaonlineexcept vivlios, the fact that I still don't know anything about her except as that faggot's avatar is really annoying
>>553873134I will throw a tenner
>>553873253trvke
I always feel somewhat bad when someone types up big blogpost with a picture and no one replies to themonly somewhat
>>553873096you're right, I got it mixed up with the initial SMaru SSR, which is in June. Her rerun with Finemo is August 30, and Agnes Tachy/Light Hello is July 25, one year global anni.
>>553873418I was just joking anon, dont take things seriously, except rape, that's serious shit
Is this glue?
>>553873521*rapes you* has been a 4chan thing for almost 20 years now
>>553873253I'm straight cis and 4chancore.Your favorites are boring and you should feel bad.My image is a falseflag.
sexo suzuka
If I like an uma, I like the uma and don't give a flying fuck who else does, or what that "says about me" when some undesirable likes the same uma as I do. That's how women think/act, fuck that gay shit. My favorite umas are>Oguri Cap>Gold Ship>Silence Suzuka
>>553873521rape is serious business
>>553873592Yeah it's fucking terrible, back to the mines
>>553873134No, I am saving for Air Shakur with a low chance of rolling for Sweepy depending on how many carats I end up with by then
>>553873592Might as well transfer it now
>is the uma that got Long S and target stats glueHere's your (You) humbebragging faggot.
>>553873592>professor of curvature>sleeping lion
>>553873641>slap her cheekI hate myself for thinking of this
muh long S muh long S
>>553873641She's into that?
>>553871937was curious so did some diving - SUPPOSEDLY the Japanese text says this, not that I can find any actual evidence of it. Thing is, anyone who watches anime knows its high school/academy style because for some nonsensical reason the japanese romanticize the ever living fuck outta their school days. Presumably because they are all miserable wage slaves, idk. I would guess Cy really didn't give it much genuine thought. It's really more like an X-men style academy but for umas. Also, some autistic sociopath compiled 500 pages of uma lore... https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.3kgnpm53zwlo
>US theaters getting the movieUmazing, never thought it would happen but it happened. Thank you global
>>553873487it's okay, bro. I just wanted to get it out.
find your umama!!
>>553873641uhh sure
I have 7 curren chan 4chan images browser tabs open
>>553873774most important rng-dependant thing in the entire long CM, yes
my A-rank Golshi with 1100 speed and Long A somehow won Gemini against A+ oinkers, so I'm just gonna cope with my piece of shit Long A ace
>>553872343>NTR ruined by avatarfagObsessed
>>553873641Seriously what the fuck Still
>>553871521umas obviously don't age the same way as humans, idk why anyone bothers to try and give them ages.
>>553873932>>553873641>>553873980its still so weird to me that Still In Love is flatlike I can stare directly at her and my brain will try to register her as a titty monster at first
>>553873984It's a normie excuse for "nooo that's a minor you can't lewd her"
25975388Sagittarius room
ive got to do a fucking winning ticket ace run>>553874006need this
>>553872343Just post lewds of Vivlos. He browses 4chan for his ego and really hates seeing them.
>>553873846School settings are convenient because (1) they are relatable and (2) they allow an ensemble cast of widely different people>Presumably because they are all miserable wage slavesThat too, it's their last moment of freedom
>>553873253Hm, conflicting post. You have great taste in umas, but then go all tranny bogeyman which instantly makes me dislike you. Idgaf what some retard on xitter says or does - they aren't here. You are. So stop talking about them you insufferable faggots. (and stop outing yourself as xitter users, fuckin witlets)
>>553874064She’s tiny, dainty and canonically eats very slow even though she’s McQueen tier obsessed with sweets. Also I guess it just adds to her lack of presence trait as well
>>553874185He does?Please tell me he's one of those hardcore anti-ai retards, slopanon might do some good for once
>>553874185Leave Viblos to me
>>553874179who doesn't?
>>553869630Made for paizuri
>>553873846Here.
>>553873846>for some nonsensical reason the japanese romanticize the ever living fuck outta their school days>nip manga are funny and enjoyable>westerns stop romantizicing their school days>decades of boring human made slop and capeshit
>dogshit run>long s>last borrowthat's the way the carrot crunches
damn you guys were rightpace chaser makes parent grinding her really easy, she's even beating longslop
>>553873929Cute. Who's this in the tree loving Agnes Digital?
>>553874518Isn't that a fan translation?
>>553874185Time to bring back the gaslight graphic but with Vivlos branding
>>553874064I like flatties so it's a win for me, plus it kinda fits her main personality
>>553874620It's the in-game glossary from global.
>>553874006>pairs Helios w/TrainerI really like this artist
>>553874115>5 front runnersI thought my Mac died to a late start at first.
I got the right stats but borrowed the wrong support card FUCKKKKK
>>553871374>>553873846What do horses who don't want to run do for a living...
>>553874610Algol
>>553874539its crazy how having an amazing acceleration unique means nothing compared to having less landmines in your path.
>>553874750he's cool and dedicated, also he uploads constantly
Was Smart Falco really a legendary dirtGOD or was that propaganda?
>>553874621I was thinking using this image instead of Oguri for gaslight but she doesn't have the shit eating grin Oguri has
>>553868223Is it easy to activate those 7 skills?
>>553873134I REALLY want to, but her vastly stronger wedding alt is a mere 4m away and shares a banner with curren who I don't have. So as much as it stings, I'm gonna hold out
>>553874686>>553874064>>553874337It's kind porn-game tier but it would be really hot if the real SIL was flat but she became a titty monster while possessed
>>553874849That’s what I love about him desu. Especially with Helios because she’s so cute(and sexy)>>553874686>13 years old
>>553874825So that's just a fan character? I couldn't find her in a search.
>>553874849This horse is the only zoomie I like.
>>553868656Oguri is sexy...?
Chestnuts are for eating
>>553868242>complaining about the sexiest uma in all of existenceKill yourself homotroon.
>>553874991
>>553875009>>553875079I really like his art style
>>553874818Either they pick up a normal job or do a career that's still involved with uma racing (like Light Hello)
>>553875014I look like this
>>553875136>>553874991Stop posting pregnant umas
>>553874518oh well I'm still gonna head canon it because its not like they really put any effort into the ages making a lick of sense. I like to just think of it as a specialized academy where umas train together. Their growth-to-age is pure nonsense anyway <kid kita/dia here>
BROS
That's a big Marvelous.
>>553875213Your 3* URA Finale? Your 3* blue? Your slick surge spark?
>>553875208Yeah don't take the age thing seriously, not even cygames take it seriously
>>553875213EXPLODE
>>553875217I look like this
>>553875149>The unnatural and insidious ring light reflection on breasts (means he used onlyfans whores as a reference)
>>553874521this, folks, is a real weeb. The japs churn out just as much unwatchable/unreadable garbage as the west does, don't even try to deny it. I consume both and have seen/read the peaks of both.
gn for real this train. gn trainersall I need today is the uma borrow I found yesterday on my list and im done. and I dont need to be posting for that
Squirrel Genesis…
>>553875360I didn't need to know that...
>>553874818sashimi
>>553875432happy cute is real!
>>553875213WAITONE OF MY PARENTS WAS 3* LONGAIEEEE MIXED PINKSSSSSS
>>553874752>>553874115What I don't understand is how that witlet FRONT Tosen Jordan held the lead throughout position keep against my Maruzensky and Bourbon. With twice as much wit. Until Seiun Sky (NO PROPER GROUNDWORK PROC) said "lol Escape Artist get fucked"https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=Gx7fMNXuaA
>>553875517im right here!!!! I know I am!
>>553875065she's in game as a side character, here are some referenceshttps://x.com/seizonsya/status/1894016118274310184https://x.com/aoiskyheart/status/1961423822902730947i don't think she is based on any real horse
>>553874884i believe its 7 the entire race, so probably pretty easy on average
>>553875432what the fuck
>>553874859You know when she announces she's winning all those races in the senior year? Yeah.
licking suzukas chestnuts
Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the chudbugs bite.
>>553875432gn
>>553874752Wasn't dissing her BTW. Nice oshi run. The fat fuck is going to come for all of us and there's nothing we can do about it.>she got rushedI guess being a witlet has perks lmao
>>553875775Meek would say this
So many shitty rolls today. I'm this close to botting
>>553875360do the artists think this is like shiny tits and not the ring lights because that's amazing
>>553875635Ah ok, thanks for the info.
>>553875065She's a mob Uma that got made notable cause of a scene in a scenario.
>>553875149Same here I really adore his dedication to Helios x Trainer desu
>>553875747Her what
post meek art for me
back into the mines we go.
>>553875950You wish those tits for Falco
>>553875393>just as muchhowever while americans churn out 100 series and 80 of them (this is being very kind) are complete garbagethe japanese churn out 500 and 80 of them are garbageno matter the class of entertainment, except movies, the japanese output more than the west
>>553875581do 3+ fronts make xogs win (or at least viable)? when i was testing 1/2 with mine, it was tough for her to win against strong ends
>>553875948Naruhodo... Cute.
>>553875716>1.0 odds on a G1
>>553875969I only have this one
>>553875887>"Shit how do I draw BREASTS?">Reference and copy tits that are in front of the ring light
brian's boobies in my face
Well fine, I just wanted the star pieces
>>553875014>>553868242I fuck this, everyday after school
>literally only bring hishiama for end closer straightaways>she only ever gives pace chaser savvylife is pain.
>>553876097I need more examples
>>553876031>the japanese churn out 500 and 80 of them are garbagebro cmon you can't be serious. Are you really a bigger weeb than grass? On average, your lucky if there are 3 watchable shows each season. 90% of anime, especially the last 5 years, is sooo awful. That's not even being an elitist, they just choose the laziest fuckin source. I honestly can't fathom how isekais on average are so terrible. How hard is it to just make it 'okay'? I'm not asking for great or even good. Sure, I'll hardly deny Netflix and Amazon have really upped the shit quotient, but still.
>>553876229The ult actually kinda looks coolThe little classic peer over the fan and kaleidoscope
>>553875393Difference is>modern japanese kid's show>fun escapism to value the good old times that left them>mostly loved, some made fun of for how bad they are, rest are forgotten>modern western "adult show">it's all manchildren hating adulting>mostly bad, some made fun of, some loved because of how decent they areThe ego of the European and American ARTISTES is neverending and since the advent of the 2010 have only produced failure after failure and even most successes are garbageOr what, you're telling me Rick and Morty is comparable to Kill la Kill?
>sex with this uma>sex with that umaCan you post some examples?
>>553876035I thought it would make it harder for her to win but I guess I was wrong. The ends got 4/5/6
>>553873929>Finemo with only one ear decoration and a ponytailwhat? am I seeing this right, or am I confusing her?
>>553876403
>>553876076Curren Bros... we lost...
>>553876403If you want to see horses have sex go to your parent's bedroom
Umallo
>3 runs>all with stats below average>shit skills>0 S>all of them lost unity cupAm I fucking cursed? What the fuck
WARNING I AM ABOUT TO SCREAM
>>553876402uh, doubt you're watching 'kid shows' from japan anon, wtf are you talking about? If you're talking about high school anime, those are literally aimed at ojisans. I can already tell this convo is going to go forever if I continue to engage you though, youll just move the goalposts forever to keep screeching west is bad. And yes, I love KLK and at least early Rick and Morty was wonderfully imaginative. Sure, it became garbo after like s3 or whatever but thats one of the biggest failings of american shows - we milk em bad shounen style.
>>553876663Same here anon, it's just one of those days
>>553876715Not if I scream first!
>>553876663Better than losing the unity finals with a Turf S Long S Golshi, which just happened to me.
Flash, your nose is dripping...
Pulled Oguri today, is this what she should look like for CM8 starting soon?
>>553876663>all of them lost unity cupThis part sounds like a skill issue
>>553875581>Hoguri that close in the late-raceUhmm frontgawds where's your suzuka?????
hYAOOOOW
>>553876715I MISS FRONT PASA CAREERS SO MUCHPACE CHASER IS SO SHIT, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO PARENT GRIND FOR MY FRONTS NOW? IT'S LOSS AFTER LOSS AFTER LOSS, I WILL LITERALLY DOUBLE THE SPEED OF ALL UNITS, MORE STAM WIT GUTS, LOSS. LOSS. I DON'TEVEN HOARD SKILLS UNTIL THE END, I TAKE ANYTHING I CAN GET, AND. I. STILL. LOSE. HOLY FUCK I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR CMS THE BALANCE PATCH EARLY WAS THE WORST FUCKIKG CHANGE EVER BECAUSE I CAN'T JUST PUT EVERYONE AS A D RANK FRONTRUNNER AND WIN ANYMORE, NOTHING IS CONSISTENTNOT PICTURED: ME LOSING MY FIRST UNITY CUP MATCH
>>553876839My Taishin got cucked out of no stopping me cause Unity finals lost 2-3 while having 4 double circles
>>553876852He is handsome
>>553876936Have you considered buying front runner skills?
>>553876892The pace keeper ended up being the ditz for the entire race. They didn't push each other up at all, and when my SMaru tried to double circle Long Corners...my other two retards boxed her in. Anomaly.>>553876884Bwo your NSM?
This game has given me some umas and cards off single rolls a few times but it really doesn't make up for the fucking rage I feel every day training aces and sometimes even parentsGetting XOguri and Dober without needing to spark either also doesn't make up for having to spark SMaru only for her to job finals even though I made a last minute SMaru with turf S med S + groundwork for the CM finals she released on
>>553876884>straightaway meme>no nsm>no anglinghate to shit on your solid stat roll anon, but you're only gonna beat shitters w/ that.
If sweepy doesn't work on my shitty potato phone, I'm going to riotI've been wrangling with getting enough phone space for uma and finding my pre re-roll account for the past 2 hours
>>553876885Come on anonWe all know there's no such thing as skill in this game
>>553877065RETARD THE POST IS IN CAPS AND YOUCAN'T READ IT???SHE'S A PACE CHASER NOW BECAUSE FRONTS DONT AUTOWIN CAREERS ANYMORE, ESPECIALLY NOT D RANK FRONTS
>>553874361IMPREGNATING HELIOS!
>>553876852he needs a tissue
>>553877008>lost 2-3Same here. The funniest part is that I won against Glasse and Cocon but lost to fucking 3 generic npcs
>anons having shit luck>cap speed on makky with ONE FUCKING SPEED CARD ON A THROWAWAY RUN WHERE I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO RODSchadenfreude.
>>553877130Yeah, true. Fronts got griefed by the retarded Jordan when she won the spot struggle because she rushed. Your Seiun tried to overtake her multiple times but failed.
>>553876936just because you're making front parents doesn't mean you have to make the parent run in front lol. I learned that the 1st week
>>553877238Choco wife
>>553877135@SmaruMy SMaru didn't even have GW but she pulled off a win against a falco in the lead. It was truly glorious after most of my losses in cancer were to falcos. Very cathartic.
>>553877273AHHHTHIS THREAD IS ACTUALLY ILLITERATE AHHHHH>>553877168>>553877168>>553877168
>>553877136head-on?????
>>553866759I'll just get her with the pick ticket.
>>553876936Works on my machineBring Wit Bourbon, run pace until you get early lead, then switch to front.
>>553877236Duo Jenovah or whatever her fucking name is has killed so many of my fucking runs FUCKING CUNT HAS SPRINT SKILLS IN A MILE AND ALWAYS GETS FIRST. AGAINST SPEED CAPPED MILE S UMAS. AGAINST MY FUCKING HORSE.
>>553877168Working fine here, retardbwo
>>553877243taz is basically a speed card whale-kun. Just like riko is a stam card. Still a fairly high roll for McChub
good inspiration. ready for everything to suck from here on out.
>>553877243>oink oinkumagrok translate this
Should I even care for affinity?Seems like there's no real change in my odds of getting a good spark no matter how high it is
>>553877476Taz is like an R speed card man. Riko shits out more stamina than Tazuna does speed. Plus Riko's end of career bonus is a flat 27 stam and 27 guts. Tazuna just gives +9 to everything.
>>553868192tbf after that, literally nothing happens until summer.
>>553873658>My favorite umas are>Gold Shipthis but unironically
Is it true that we are getting 5 borrows tomorrow when Fine Motion comes out?
>>553868192just roll in the all uma banner and pray to umallah
>>553877470>Cant even get 3 star stam>only 17 races with 14 winsNot the huge own you made this post out to be>>553877420this guy's looking a little better but pasa parents should go for 24
>>553877238Cool uma!
My favorite umas?Obviously, the ones who'll win me my CM easiest
>>553877545>>553877476Since when is having Creek and KSB a whale deck? Bourbon wit was free, and they probably got that Tazuna pulling on Creek's banner.
>>553877654It is exactly where JP server got their 5 borrows on
>>553877404its good to have, but its not nearly enough even added to her ult. Priority would be>A&S>NSM>Head-onif she can trigger A&S+her ult = defeats even strong ENDsNSM is for when she gets denied A&SHead-on just helps both but is unlikely to be the key to a win
>>553877715Sorry, my bad, I should have really tried to get 3* stam for a sprint parent
>>553875453Her cheeks are full of my semen
>>553874884With XOguri it's practically free>3 recoveries and her ult so that's 4>1-2 passives>ramp up (because why would you ever not have ramp up on a PC) >1 other skill
>>553877846how is Obuhi able to proc A&S in a lobby with fronts
>>553876936I miss it too bro.
>>553877792are you serious? Creek was a few weeks after og kita dude. 2 MLB SSRs from a banner requires insane luck even in 400 rolls. And then ofc, kita, maybe they rerolled, but they still swiped.
Akikawa Love
>>553877715>pasa parents should go for 24I did every mile/medium/long race she could do except the Haruten, since I was intentionally trying to finish with as close to 600 stam as possible and spending skill points on recoveries.No dirt races because she's a grandparent for turf umas anyway
>>553877808is it another Agnes 5?
>>553878139I MLB'd both in 200 rolls after getting fuck all on the KSB banner. Luck's relative.>swiping at all makes you a whaleOh, it's SEA time isn't it? Good night /uma/
>>553878137I found out that Front C still lets you breeze through careers pre-patch. So just spark her to C.
>>553877654I'M ON VACATION AND BARELY MANAGING 3 CAREERS A DAY AAAAIIIIEEEE
>>553878118Fronts that aren't shitters? She isn't. They're either gambling on lone/no front lobbies or early Festive or something.
>>553878216>and spending skill points on recoveriesand not* spending skill points on recoveries
>>553878268Good night piggy kun
>>553878118hence nsm. We won't know until CM day1 how popular fronts actually are. It takes multiple good fronts to actually win as a front. It's pretty likely youll still get a few pace promote wins at least. Ofc, it'd be dangerous to hope for no fronts in finals
>>553878293like pre-patch*
>>553878268swiping for card pulls makes you a whale, yes. I only excuse swiping for selectors.
>>553878245What?
if you have any non-kita non-welfare SSRs at MLB you're a whale, simple as
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
>>553878930What if they were on the same banner as Kita
>>553879018
>>553879018I got one of those earlier and fucking won. I thought Tazuna only lied through her teeth about Race #2 but she genuinely has no fucking idea what she's talking about.
>>553878118>>553878385>>553878417I saw my pic related shit Oguri that failed to get GW or Head-On overtake 3 decently built fronts and activate angling without NSM, it's just luck in the end
>>553879102iirc the rating is based purely on each distance's leader
>>553878720where we only get it during her banner, like agnes
>>553879102of course she doesn't, she was undefeated, she has no idea what umas that aren't undefeated have to go through
>>553878930If you skipped SMaru, you could afford MLB Riko though
>>553877137I got corpses in my open homeRats crawled in and just died there
>>553878535Whale status is based on how much you spend not what.>$70? Whale.
>>553879120A&S does have a decently long activation window this cm. Personally I was never able to trigger it testing with just 1/2 good fronts. Did your ult or NSM trigger beforehand?
>>553877137You're supposed to run Sweepy on an android emulator bwo
>>553879294She ulted and activated innate experience a bit beforehand
>>553879018LMAOOOO MY TEAM WAS B RANK
i bought 3 daily carat packi am the biggest whale here
>>553879209I pulled 100 free + 100 paid on riko/rice and got only 3 rikos and 0 rices with 0 good ssr spooks, support banners suck fucking ass in this game
anyone else think this game does the XCOM bs w/ fail rates? I feel like above 25% has as high as 80% failure rate
>>553879669>>553879669>>553879669Bread
>>553879365That's our Kentucky champion!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6d3yVq1Xtw
>>553877792On a split banner with two SSRs 0.75% chance of pulling each, it takes on average 200 pulls to get at least one of each.Now imagine how many pulls it takes on average to get 5 of each.It would take too long for me to work out the actual number, but including pity it's gotta be at least 3 sparks on average.And then the person has another card besides at MLB.
>>553879694janny's gonna FREAK
>>553879694>only 313 imagesway too early bake
>>553879772It takes about 2 sparks with average luck to MLB both target SSR supports.
>>553879812>>553879902I just couldn't hold it in...
>>553877137You need a pc to run sweepy
>>553879932No, it takes 2 sparks on average to MLB a single specific SSR. It takes less to spark one of two if you don't care which, and it takes more to spark both.
>>553880201>It takes less to spark one of two if you don't care which, and it takes more to spark both.Meant MLB here, not spark
Note to self: run 3 extra longs on Cafe, not just 2, to get ura long finals.>debut>hopeless for 5k fans>yayoi>st lite>y3 takarazuka>y3 japanforced to run 6 mediums. only forced to run 4 longs. 2 extras gets you some extra points in her unique but the game will always default to the lower distance. Needs 1 extra.
