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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
Is Blade gay or cool now
Why still play this shit when you could be playing wuwa
>>554033514Blade was down bad for foxian pussy at some point
>>554033514Balde was always cool
Stelle's butthole?, unwashed and unshaven
>"The power of wife"
>>554033514Blade was always gay
>>554033514blade can't turn gay unless they create a dude that somehow is the spitting image of the woman he loves
Yuri general
>>554033746HSR still makes money though
>>554033710get fucked firepags, fated to be forgotten
odds swipe one more time for binaevens swipe more time for shungus
>>554033860>zzz plebbitmeanwhile she is still #1 among the main target audience of hsr
>>554033825I saw your fuck up. You can't hide from me.
>>554034023ehehehe oops
>>554033710>successfulAll 3 of them are flops lmao>Cyrene sold 1/4 of acheron>ZZZ once again flopped beyond recognition despite killing HSR>Columbina sold 1/10 of furina
>>554033710Is Cyrene even top 3 banner sales
>>554033872
the perfect girl
>>554034070Overall? Not even close
>>554034092>Perfect>Has tiny mosquito bite titties
Kafka LOVE!
>>554033554turn based is less sweaty. can play in staff meeting without attracting attention.
>>554033710Columbina is a lesbian and only chungus sold well.
>>554033710They all succeeded massively and Hoyo will repeat this every year and xitter looneys (who lurk here as well) will seethe every year
>>554034180yes, exactly
Nano loveHerta loveCyrene love
>flopbina
Columbina?, gay for SandroneHerta?, gay for Ruan MeiCerydra?, gay for Hysilens
>>554034070Nope.Ff, ack and castorice sold more than her
Momo...
>>554033710Didnt bina flop
>>554033383Blade the COOLEST
>>554034418cutest lesbian
>hsrg doomposted about China wank in 4.x>the only character that looks Chinese is Blade and hsrg loves him
Phaidei LOVE
>>554034565damn right
Hysilens? Completely in love with Caelus
>>554034565Any justification for the delusional hertamei ship can be applied to screwllum after 3.7
https://x.com/honkaistarrail/status/2012011932715196556?s=20tease 4 characters, 9 hours later just 38k likes. yeah flophoreus killed this kusoge
>>554034070>black swan titktok hours 33>Cyrene tiktok hours 24>Columbina tiktok hours 9>ZZZ tiktok hours in the entirety of 2025 combined 0
>>554034748Her voice and animations are so pretty its a shame shes a DoT brick
>>554034786Wedding tier asses flopped slopped raped and killed this game
Streets are saying Blade and La Mancha are the next Phaidei
>blade is coming backDoes that mean I have to reinstall? But I don't want to play treadmill kusoge anymore.
>>554035007>Sigga is free from fujobait for one planetBased
>>554035007There won't be a second phaidei.
>>554033383>male straggots wanna be him>female straggots wanna fuck him>fujos and gays write endless Blade x DH fics>They all live in harmony about it instead of fighting for "ownership" over the characterOmnipandering at its finest, Hoyo will never make another character like him
107k on jp btw
>tiktok hours
>>554035007>It's a date, Bladeimos.
Total Swanako Homosexuality
>>554035207bs yuri harem
>>554033710why not add Castorice as well, she gave us a fucking ring and had 100 hours of yapping just for us to be with her
>>554033710FirewifeFirefull FlyshineFirefly
>>554035185>>They all live in harmony about it instead of fighting for "ownership" over the characterfujoids were literally shitting themselves over dan being yumebaited with stelle instead of stricttly renheng only pandering during 3.6
>>554035391com...
>>554034730>buttplug circling around, at the ready to be used anytime
>>554035350She likes her sister more
I dropped the game halfway through amphoreus wordslop fest, did the game get better since then?
>vietkong firenigger is here
>>554035451yep yep rice is for stelle
>>554033710And this year its Yae Stinko, what a downgrade
>>554035007Hahaha masaka...
>>554035406Those are only Dong Hung fansIf Blade was shipped with a different male they wouldn't care about him
I've seen multiple people refer to this as a "goycattle" game. Is that true?
>>554035584Good thing blade isn't called kevin otherwise I would have to go through 6 months of phaidei wank again
>>554035698Frogposter I don't even know what that means, I'm only acquainted with the mentally ill terms that come from this general
>>554035698yes
>>554035548I'm here forever dw cutie.
hanxue rabu
>vietkongbased, keep the amerimutts away
>>554035785go back to erping with deko looney
>>554034885>black swan titktok hours 33Wtf Black Swan is actually super popular??
>>554035698Goycattle games don't have hot women in them. You're supposed to feel guilty for being attracted to women in western games.
>>554035778Basically the phaidei audience
>>554035185Blade has zero yumebait and his fujo"bait" with Dan is a nothingburger so any yumes who love him don't feel threatened or get territorial/possessive over him like the Phainon yumes do.
Bronya (Wolfie) RABUUUU!
>>554036006>The only reason there's no Blade infighting is his absolute lack of screentime
So hsr yae doesn't have a sister? or she's not gonna be playable
>>554035940HSR was popular way back during penacony
>>554035584Blade will never go out on dates with a male
>>554035940>33 hours in 2 years>super popularlmeow no
>>554035940Tiktok grows exponentially every year while Gacha games have been stagnating since COVID ended.>But anon, if that were true, that would mean Tiktok hours in 2026 are not the same metric they were years ago!Glad you're catching on to how stupid "tiktok hours" is as a concept, anon. Good for you.
>>554035921>Thread crush
Genshin's main quest became much better when men are talking and doing cool shit70% of time when a female character is opening her month it's something corny and cringe because an average chink writter is misogynistic
>>554035940Tiktok was weak back then, now its consistently #1 not even Honor of Kangz can beat it
>>554036151Yeah, YOUR thread crush.
>thread crush
>>554036120He already did, anon...
Total Madam Herta love
Why do we have no limited shotas?
Brother I am worried sparxie will be the only elation team possible with yao?I want to roll only for yao not sparxie...
>>554036108That might change with 4.x especially if Blade gets any fujobaiting with Sigga SP or Mancha. There'll be shipwaring with Renhengs.
>>554036317fujo delusion, Dan is always promoted with Stelle now
get crushed idiot
Where's Herta's JJK edit
>>554036281You mentioned it first not me thoughbeit.
>>554036317Quintet men are his comrade in arms. His crush is Baiheng, whom he pussied out of giving a handmade gift like a shy lovestruck fool. Renheng is dead and buried
>>554036317>his fingertips could still faintly feel the temperature from the other.HOLY GAYYYYYYYYY
>literally no buzz for 4.0Hackaoji and his floppy waifu killed HSR
>>554036431your discord trash is irrelevant to normal people who come here when there’s something to discuss you WEIRDO
>>554036358beautiful lesbian
>>554036464Hard to not mention when you two shit up this place everyday posting blacked shit.
>>554036431hmm..
>>554035940No really, sparkle beat her despite being second halfAll characters used to get tiktok hours except flops like topaz since that was before zzz killed HSR and mihoyo as a whole
>>554036437>JJK editit's taken from a pajeet gamehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/KLDY0-fLunM
>>554036525Featherine appeared in the new Higurashi anime?????
>>554036547Proof for your claim?
>>554036367No reason to have limited shotas. Women who want shotas can simply go out and get them in real life, there's nothing stopping them
>>554035940Not anymore but she kinda was when Penacony was a thing, still very far from the actual heavy hitters like Ack or Firefly, ot Phainon
>literally no—ACKKKKKK
>>554036724meant for>>554036525
>>554036647NTA but yes and as an ignorantfag who only watched the original S1 and S2 of the Higurashi anime ages ago, I was confused who the heck she was. Haven't read the Oomy Necko.
>>554033383Why the designs look like those at wuwa? Really boring and uncreative
>>554036656>Women who want shotas can simply go out and get them in real lifegiwtwm (shota)
>>554036724>likeyou need to go back
>>554035007Blade is already popular as fuck and I have the feeling that La Mancha will also be able to stand on his own without latching to the far more popular chara like Mydei did>>554036724>drip marketting for 8 (eight) characters>barely breaking 100k(lol
>>554036724The Japanese love blade and want to suckle his teats
>>554036724NTA but 108k likes for jp side is pretty pathetic and this is with hololive vtubers retweeting it
People trying to blame Amphoreus for the lack of hype while ignoring the giant politics-shaped elephant in the room
>>554036656giwtwm (woman)
>>554036382retard
>p-please... give me a (you) for my shitty post... i will even redirect it to myself on my own--ACKKKFeel free to redirect this one too lol
>>554036834>>554036835>>554036851>>554036868>B-B-BUT you lost, Japs care. I don’t care if America gives a shit or not its irrelevant
>>554036897amphoreus had 8 patches of low effort slop. of course it didnt generate any hype
>>554036724March all by herself did 181k btw and let's not talk about 2024 when HSR was at it's peak of popularity, every character made +200k
ashveil looks like what i want
>>554036980>still not even addressing it
>>554036626It's literally from the new JJK episode.
>>554036868>and this is with hololive vtubers retweeting itLike who? You got me curious
>>554037041Drip marketing for specific characters on average always gets more likes
>>554036897>politics-shaped elephantColumbina is doing better in japan than in china btwThat's an excuse only because the nips are turbocucks that are slurping chinks' dicks like retardsThe real reason isn't even Amphoreus, it's the retarded decision of delaying 4.0, and then spend a month without any kind of news, making everyone lose the hype for the new planet
>>554036980why would amphoreus matter now?
>>554036431Mem mating press crush!
>>554036798because they has to try and salvage the jp designs after the japanese prime minister tried to argue that taiwan didn't belong to china.
>>554036724>just barely making it past 100k with 8 characters SW, Sparkle and Blade being 3 of them
>>554036317Let's say this were true, Dan has made it clear time and again that he wants/has to move on from his past life as Dan Feng so even if you were to see them in a romantic life canon makes it clear they would be ex's who will never get back together again if anything
>La Mancha apparently has a way lamer name and literally just looks like Boothill 2.0I seriously didn't think they'd be able to disappoint me this much, holy shit
>>554037170long time massive "fan favourites" btw
>>554037081Nta, 3 view jp glowie gen or smth
>>554036724pagrene and pagfly back to back killed the game
>>554037170>SAAR IF YOU WOULD BE CONSIDERINGSparxie - 155KYaoguang - 112KDrip market always gets more likes on average compared to group reveal same was for Amphoreus
>>554037090That's not how it works>>554036897Didn't affect Wuwa or Genshin
>>554037075if it isn't obvious enough JJK referenced that scene from the indian game. even GFL2 has a character that references that animation from that indian game.
>>554037140Mem SEX!
>>554037140I can see it...
>>554037209>romantic liferomantic light*
>>554037123>it's the retarded decision of delaying 4.0, and then spend a month without any kind of news, making everyone lose the hype for the new planetAnd why, pray tell, do you think they did that?
>>554037275No, JJK did not "reference" your AI generated pajeet slop.
>>554036431And for 99% of the thread it's just Mince
>>554037252These were released weeks ago no shit they got more likes
>>554037081i didn't really check into it that much but most probably su from re:gloss
>>554037350ogey retard
>SAAR BUT ITS DYING SAARkek keep repeating the same mantra everyday
This is the most generic and low effort design hoyo has done for a good while, and he's competing with CHINA WANK GENERAL WAIFU
>>554037514rrat?
would you like to see my bp icons
>strictest mother of aeons!so do we call her mommy or what
>>554037602she looks like a maiden she’s not a hag
>>554037389you'd be delusional if you think that tweet would come close. it's been 10 hours now so it won't get much more likes.
>>554037563I was really excited for the Quixote character but he is probably on the top of worst designed characters in the whole game
>>554037602maybe she's the mother of her drawings
>>554037602Succubus
>>554037548>lose half the revenue and half the players in 1 year>hsr has reached it's lowest position ever on CN store>noooooo it's not dying please roll E6 siiirrrr
>>554037590yes
>>554037758>OH YES SAAR WE DYING SAARshill your dead gachaslop already and go away, or are you gonna shill Slopfield
>>554037758nothing's been lost since 2.4 tho
>>554037563It's a very "CN gacha" design yeah.
Just finished 3.8 story....I never liked Firefly the first time I met her, but now I want to see her again
Can my 2 inch micropenis satisfy Sparkle?
looks like our Natlan with the graffiti type art and shit, Eulaschizo will have a blast
>>554037836Enjoy your sunk cost sir
Mywife love!
>>554036724>108/8 =14k per characterBlack tier asses killed this game
>>554037971maybe flattened under her shoe
What do we think? Did he make the right choice?
>>554037209You're right but Renheng fujos for some reason insist that they're still deeply in love and that their love transcends life times for some fucking reason when the narrative would say otherwise.
>>554038071no, every single hsr expy has been a tremendous downgrade from the hi3 version
So why are TB and the Astral Express even going to this circus?The story of this planet feels like some anime filler episode and neither the protagonist, nor the goddamned Stellaron Hunters, have any reason to be there participating
why do you keep trying to paint your enemies as Indian, are they the new Jews now?
>>554038071Considering she is not yae sakura anymore and is the first yae to not look japanese, i think he will be coping absolutely hard for weeks until he realizes what happened
>>554037761okay
>>554038198My headcanon is that we are going there to find a way for Amphoreus to become real since the planet is made from a drawing or some shit, sone continuity would be nice.The real reason will probably retarded
>>554038220saar do not REDEEM saar
>>554038198Judging by the posts we got - there will be a competition that could make someone Aha or kill him or else. They can easily tie it in as "we have to be the ones, or someone bad will do it"
>>554037563Is he meant to be an Edo/Planarcadia native? The marking on his right arm and accessories like the bracelet kind gives off a vaguely nip vibe
>>554037943You will see her again in Planarcadia, Anon
>>554038198to make amphoreus real
No hate but after Amphoreus I can’t take any threat seriously. It feels like we beat a God level quest and now we’re doing side fetch quests
>>554038220If you call someone an Indian it invalidates any and all criticism from them
>>554038071Yae is the most boring HI3 until become Guuji / Kasumi. So yeah he is right, just has shit taste
>>554038404i do not care remotely enough about the chrysos flops to waste an entire year in another simulation, they didn't even ask for this, so why would we even bother? did anyone ask?
>>554038220Its a buzzword, just like pag, troon, etc etcIn the past it was nigger
fujo x fujo ship just dropped
>>554038556>did anyone ask?Certain Mr. Sh who wants to stay anonymous sends his regards
>>554038556I don't care nor ask for another Sparkle either yet here we are
>>554038395Shut up
>>554038071>>554038262This just makes more hilarious that they gave a chinese skin to raiden a few days ago in HI3 kek
My new buzzword will be to call you a wigger now, or white nerd, white boy, tiny whitey
>>554038556I'd rather have more Amphoreus than Sparkle and her troupe of clowns
Let's improve the thread qualityPost THEM
>>554038220Zoomers now worship blacks as you can see for their love for black tier asses so they cant use blacks as a scapegoat anymore, so they went for the closest thing to them which are indians
>>554037602Apparently 'strictest mother of XX' is a meme meaning the person is super strict or antagonistic. I think 'tiger mom of XX' would have made it clearer
what is Sparkles purpose other than starring in hentai
saarlisten to me
>>554038843eulaschizo why do you, being from Manila, hate black people and culture so much, we need unity not division against our minority brothers and sisters
>>554038839
Total Nihilux Victory
>>554033710Shitrene was a huge disaster though, the rest couldn't even compare how shit shitrene was
>>554039032holy shitmore?
Will Nihilux be a fujo too
>>554034565All straight for Caelus
>>554039159incel
Nihilux is gaining organic popularity so she'll be a completely useless brick
>>554039106>seserenReal?
Looks like 4.x is about saving for 5.x
>>554039146*lesbian unfortunately
>>554038857so we will call her mommy then
>>554039208>Nihilty based kitIt never even began for her
I miss Firefly already.
>>554039121And yet Cyrene did magnitudes better than the other twoCyrene really mindbroke all the higfags
>>554039205troon
Wait so all these units are Elation?Are you fucking kidding me? Are they really go gonna do this shit move? I will NOT buy your shitty LC-bait path. I did not pull Remembrance (no, not even Hyacine) and I'm NOT pulling Elation.
>>554039208>>is gaining organic popularity>a lot of the fanart is made by "hoyocreators" aka literally people paid to shillhow is that organic?
>>554039245She can be both though, xitter is full of those
>>554039032>>554038839>>554039104my son from finland...
>>554039104isn't she ashamed of herself? why are all modern women so quick to show their bare tits and ass
>bubububutttt shitrene sales did better than the o-,,/,, FUCK YOU BITCH ,,\,,*kicks you at your balls and stone cold stunners you*AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE COS STONE COLD SAYS SO
>>554039382At the very least La Mancha is Hunt but yeah they rest is looking to be Elation lol
Models reveal when?I need to know if she still has her drills...
>>554039518>women?
>>554039518woMEN?
Aged up Silver Wolf looks pretty sex but I'm not pulling if she's Elation instead of Erudition.
Can FuA teams cash out Trait tracker at 7 without any emblems, or griefing by rolling for specific units?It's really not viable to go 8 before 2-6 and by then you really need the power, and rolling down before the reward square is grief af.
>>554038395They better use planarcadia school setting for some galge event for all main girls
>>554039518no friends no fathers
>>554039604If she shows up in 4.1, the beta would probably have her model
We (me + 2-3 other anons) love Anaxagoras.
>>554039719She's dead and she is destined to die a tragic death, as Elio forecasts
>>554039518>women
>>554039718I guess I should call it "World roots" as that's their new name for it in set 16?
>>554039752It's just you
If you pull Elation you're part of the problem.You'll be literally contributing to shittiffication of this game. You'll be telling the devs, with the only language they listen to (MONEY), that YES, YOU WANT TO BE MILKED.
GAMERS WON
Planarcadia has schools and Firefly has a high school outfit so you know what that means
>>554039413>hag>nihility >likely a dot sloppa you just know
>>554039928Sex in the classroom?
>>554039928Anon, she is in a pod and can't move
Momo
>>554036724why does yao guang look like a male in drag?
So should I pull BS on rerun or wait for Nihilego if I don't like BS but I like DoT and Kafka
>2 worms>3 reused characters>japan world dropped, more reused penacony insteadim so sorry amphoreus.... we didn't enjoyed what we had.......
>>554035940No, tiktok was just way weaker in early 2024. It has since doubled its market share since then.
>>554039894*snaps her fingers and deletes half of Herta's curio collection*
>>554039928why is HSR copying Wuwa so much? Are they jealous of WuGODS?
>>554039106Nihilux if she was a Trickker
>>554039991>if I don't like BSwhy are you gae
>>554040072Thank you Wuwa, for creating the concept of schools
>>554040003*Said the outrageously obese 350 pound Endfield fan* "I can't wait to play Endfield" *You say as you strain to reach over and pick up another tendie* "Hoyo is finished this time for real" *the scent of death and flatulence fills the air as you release gas loudly*
I genuinely can't remember ever trying it out on my main Hoyo account...
Sex with twins
so uhhhhdo I need to change any of my relics for blacked swandidn't see her changes btw
>>554039928Penacony and Amphoreus had schools
>>554040087Her belt hood looks retardedShe comes off as trying to be sexy way too hard and instead just comes off as a stinky whoreShe's THE yuribait characterHer animations are lame
>>554040178I really wish they’re twins
>Everyone getting revealed....except for my wifeFucked up
>>554040193>Her belt hood looks retardedKino sovl JRPG design>THE yuribait characterTrue, but on the other hand, skill issue
>>554039970What if the stellaron hunters bring fireflys pod to Planarcadia and utilize that planets special gimmick and just imagine she doesn't have propagation AIDS?
>>554036897>People trying to blame Amphoreus>PeopleIt's literally 1 guy.
Are Nihilux and Pollux related?
>>554040261She can clone herself anyways
>>554040362That sounds fucking retarded. They will definitely do that
>>554040072>>554040159WuWa mogged every hoyo games, not a surprise since it's one of the best mobile games right now
>>554040193>She's THE yuribait characterAnd that's bad because..?
tb will get ahas powers and heal firefly retards
>>554040003I don't really care how much space she has in the story, I'm rolling for hanna kana.Beyond that we'll see.
>>554040003Boothill 2 is going to flop so hard its going to be hilarious
>>554040159There aren't many schools in India, so the concept is quite new for most of Wuwa's players
>every hoyo games
>>554040494>wanting my one chance at being Aha on that shitNah she can fuck off
>>554040460They even wanna be black and white like wuwa loleEven the MC is glazed on billboards as a great heroMC pandering has increased 10 foldHoyo is threatened by Wuwa 100%
>>554040159It's fine Hoyo invented Pink Girls
>>554040326HimeMILK
>>554040494From the way they're handling everything, and all the PoV trash leaked on 4.0, I fully expect TB to not even be part of the tournament and become another cameraman memeAnd knowing that Aha seems to like TB a lot, I can also see TB wining at the end despite not even participating because Aha thinks it's funny to shit on every participant
imagine unironically liking redditdei
>>554039991I'm running Kafka+Hysilens and it works just fine
Firefly facial...
>>554040801>Space Pag
>best mobile gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3_-WUFal8cMake sure to turn up your volume so you can hear the crickets.
>Gundam MS IgLoo>There are no Igloos
>>554040704The winner is definitely going to be an unfunny xD jokeBut dunno about TB not participating, that will probably piss off chinkcels and they know it
>>554040868>umamasume
>>554040479nta but fuck you, I'll never get over MHY permadyking Black Swan for literally fucking nothing no seriously, I wouldn't be even 1/4 as sour if her yuribait actually went somewhere – anywhere at all, but we can't have decent writing in HSR
>>554040736post the webm of Bubbles floating inside of Hysilens' torso and then a wave hits him and he topples over and drowns
Since we got Yae who will be the kallen of planetcadia
>>554040973chat is this real?
Over half of Black Swan's fanart is gay shit
>>554041068I hacked Shaoji's PC and stole that image directly, it's leggit
>>554041065Yaoguang duh
>>554041079>halfMake that 95% lole
chupipi
>>554040973He looks like a Chuuni
>>554040649I hate Wuwa’s playerbase but thank you I guess
>>554041079it’s all futaslop, so it circles back to being straight
zzzzzzzzmimimi
>>554040649>Even the MC is glazed on billboards as a great heroTB is selling Temu Monster in these leaked billboards...
Sisters are so thirsty over the lack of men that they are glazing the fuck out of reskinned Boothill, kinda sad for them
>>554041214Pink girls sexooo
>>554040649What are you even talking about, MC has been the chosen one since the start of the game, before Wuwa was even revealed to the public.
>>554041381he is ugly as shit imo. i hate men in burkas
I don't understand why people here glaze wuwa so much?, the story is absolute ass, the combat is alright and the exploration is inferior to genshin in every single aspect, am I missing something?
>>554041381i've only seen them glaze blade2 over here
>>554041381hope they don't make him homosexual like nearly every other male. this game needs to drop the schizo fujos that want to stab others, and start fully pandering to yumes who can afford to spend a lot of money, as we've already seen in lads
>>554033383>HSR is now copying/using ZZZ as their main frame of referencethis is beyond embarrassing, lmao
>flopshin>goodWuwa’s new character mogged their animations
>>554041516BLADE IS TRANS???
>>554041429I don't think he is ugly but the fact that he looks like a Boothill skin is overly retarded, I don't know how anyone can celebrate something so low effort.
>>554041516BLADE IS YURIBAIT???
>>554041451>assLol meanwhile hsr is killing itself with black tier assLets face it, wuwa already won
>>554041516Transition goals
>>554041514Not happening sis, go play lads.
Tiburón, tiburónTiburón, tiburónTiburón a la vistaBañistaUn tiburónQuiere agarrarCarnita buenaPara almorzarVente a la playa mujerVente a la arena a jugarQue un tiburónTe puede alcanzarAy, ay, ay, ayQue te come el tiburón, ¡mamá!Ay, ay, ay, ayQue te come el tiburónTiburón, tiburónTiburón, tiburónTiburón a la vistaBañistaTiburón, tiburónTiburón, tiburónTiburón a la vistaBañistaUn tiburónQuiere comerDe mi pellejoNo va a poderSalte del agua, mujerVente conmigo a jugarQue el agua en cocoYo te voy a darAy, ay, ay, ayQue te come el tiburón, ¡mamá!Ay, ay, ay, ayQue te alcanza el tiburónTiburón, tiburónTiburón, tiburónTiburón a la vistaBañista
https://youtu.be/yM9GfsPWido
>>554041514fujosharts are already making whoredei–blade comparisons. it’s so over
hsr and wuwa are allieszzz is our enemy
thank you tencent for one dollar saar
>>554041451The ones that seem to really enjoy Wuwa are these that wanted a Genshin where the protagonist isn't the bottom of the joke used every time to prop up the new 5 stars character and who were tired of every girl be some degree of shipbait while the protagonist gets nothing but cuck memes
>>554041630>BLADE IS YURIBAIT???yeshe's fujobait, which is essentially just yuribait but with penises
>>554041790do these women do nothing all day except drawing gay shit and hating everyone they see online? how are they this pandered by their families???
>>554041790The Mydei/Blade comparison exists since they made Mydei an immortal
>wuwa>alliesTencent is certainly not sending their best...
>>554041514fujos aren't the reason they're turning male characters into "homosexuals", newfag. It's to guarantee chinkcels dont freak out and feel cucked when the male character interacts with a female character.
>>554041946>except drawingThat's already something more productive than everyone from this general...
Nobody noticed but in 2 years the ideal crit ratio went from 70:140 to 100:400
>>554041516>Molly's gonna replace Blade's current VA
>>554038161we all love Miss Sparkle here
>>554042165huh? it's impossible to hit 100:400 unless you use the quantum set plus godly substats
I am the Emanator of Foul SmellWhat's my name, /hsrg/?
I want Blade to be fujobaited without Daniel so that way it can piss off Renhengfujos and the Blade literally me posters can kill themselves
>>554042165Everyone noticed anonAnd no one cares because it doesn't actually make relic farming any different, it's just Harmony powercreep
i can smell the castorice x nihilux ship taking off
>>554042302Super Smelle God Super Smelle
>>554038404herta is already working on it so i don't think it will be necessary, it has to be something else
wuwa and hsr are allies, facts don’t care about your feelingssorry zzzbro
>>554042353I can smell your period
>>554041214>Space Pag
>>554042353I can smell that you've forgotten your meds
>>554042403That's not bitcoin-chan...
>>554042323I was hoping for Blade x Aventurine so I could see both Renheng and Ratpiss sisters melt but it looks like Aventurine is way too late
>>554042323>Blade literally me posters can kill themselvesthis paradise... will planarflopia let me finally savor it?
>>554042403that's Ethereum, thoughbeit
>>554042353i can smell your botched neovagina surgery
>>554042403>pagpag from space
The real fun is fujobaiting Phainon or Mydei with another male
Peach
>>554042403I wish I looked like this so I could get passed around /hsrg/
>>554042636we know zaunite
>>554042353Looks like this one really made them upset!
>>554042403what the fuck!
>>554040326Leaks are inShe gets killed stabbed 20 seconds into the new story and spends the entire 4.0 drinking coffee on the ship in recovery
>>554042353based, the straggots didn't like this one
>>554042568That's never happening with Shaoji and/or Fanchuan at the wheel. At most you'll get more (you)bait with Phainon.
so what's the verdict on sparkle 2? Does she needs HER?
>>554042568They should yumebait Mydei. I have seen a lot of Phaidei fujos shrivel at the mere concept.
>>554042568Phainon gets passed around like a blunt already
>>554041516>Look they're using the same colour scheeme, they're literally the same person!Forgot to take your medication today?
>>554042778wait for v2
>>554042403i look like this
>>554042815No yume wants Mydei he’s too gay. Phainon has a greater chance
>>554042568>fujobaiting Mydei with another maleIt can't happen
>>554042706I thought our resident siggaposter doesn't like yuri
>>554042861are you free use?
>>554042815I've always said that Mydei would have been an excellent yumebait because Phainon's feels shallow and dishonest
>>554042836He only gets baited with Mydei and TB.Every other ship is genuine schizoprenia and sunk cost
>>554042901Phainon is just a cartoon. The writer can pull an Aether on him anytime
>>554042916There is more than one siggaposter here>t. another siggaposter that doesn't mind yuri
>>554043030Tuberculosis?
Nip women are thirsting over blade too much
>>554043136>doesn't mind yuriMental illness
>>554043215i dont want to look like this
0 screentime and when he returns he is just used for homo jokes
>>554043259He is the only good character revealed aside Nihilux so understandable
>>554042916I only hold love for all the characters bwoexcept fofo
>>554042887It feels like Phainon yumes had left him since DHPT
>>554043298I do
>>554043286>broyna I mean silver wolf is drawn with small titswowee, thanks artist-san
>>554043298I wouldn't mind becoming a meat toilet
>>554043324No they still exist, (you) are literally a hero in his heart
>>554043314Based green rat hater
>>554043314there is no reason to dislike fofo outside of /hsrg/ mind control
>>554043324Nah there are still highly dedicated Phainon yumes, the problem is that they're also batshit.
>>554034786>>554036724>>554040003These designs would be cool if wasn't obvious they scrapped the originals for them, they just feel soulless now.
>>554043314how could you hate this
>>554043398The hero in his heart lose all appeal after we found it was Cyrene brainwashing him.I'm sure there's desperate sisters still clinging to that though
>>554043549Like this
Honkai star rail that fits this?
Wolfie is getting a lot of new art!
[Depressing news] For the first time in the history of an AAA mihoyo game, a game has fallen outside the top 200 apps in japanNeither ZZZ or genshin ever fell outside of the visible rank, HSR has become the first one to achieve this.
>Dropping the whole planet’s roster in advance againISHYGDDT
>maidsloppa swwhat a shitshow
I don't mind Phainon getting yume crumbs if we get more schizoprenia like this
>>554043546>Yae still has an overtly Japanese design>Blade's is the exact same as the leak from a while ago
>>554043646Black Swan, unironically (unless you're a hot hag)
>>554043654I love wolfie, hope she outshines all the other 4.x characters
>>554043785Have they ever changed a character's target audience before?
is twitter down for somoene else://
>>554043785Was there ever an update to this? Did they end up modifying it so Phainon and Mydei weren't next to each other?
>>554043792Why the fuck would they change Blade? He looks chinese already.
>>554043783It's actually broyna
>>554043739>Black tier asses killed genshin and ZZZ>HSR is the only one left without them and selling well>Release a black tier ass on HSR>Game dies as well
>>554043908Yeah
>>554043916Of course not
>>554043747It's only 3 versions' worth of characters bro
>>554043739it is over. wuWON unironically
>>554044050fucking hell
>>554043887BS (dykeslop), Robin (shipslop), Argenti (fujoslop)
>>554043785I liked the one where a yume was begging a customer service rep to make phainon straight in game
can I get a qrd on the news? I've been out of the loop for a while
>>554043739bro we've literally never been worseslophoreus failedfirepag shilling via retcon and dahlia failed
>>554043887Not necessarily, characters are omnipandering and that's what some retards don't get
>>554043747>Sees six characters and immediately thinks it's a whole planet's rosterThat's enough foolishness, pretender. Go back to the hole you crawled out of.
>>554044247Amphoreus won
>Yae Miko is officially deadHoly shit you will never find anyone with Japanese name in any hoyo game anymore (they changed Chinatsu's name to Sunna in ZZZ too). I am now seriously considering taking this chance, this excuse to quit all these god forsaken gacha games for good.
>>554044247you have a new self insert
>>554043747They needed something to save the hype after deciding to make their debut banner a woman in a qipao directly after delaying and renaming Edo star. The Persona artstyle is also blatantly meant as a dogwhistle and wink to the JP fans that "everything's fine and we're totally not going to ruin the planet with Chinese nationalist bullshit".
>>554043739Reminder, even ZZZ never fell from the top 200, the lowest was 190 or something, and that is a game mainly played on PC and playstationWe are now doing worse than the gacha flop with 3 relaunches
what is tiktok hours?
>>554044327Ok weeb
>>554043887BS got rugpulled some time after her banner ended I think? She even had some minor (you)bait in 2.0 iirc
Thank you for funding us ZZZookeks, now enjoy your black screens
these are hsrg's only allies
>>554044259Nah, female pagbait is strictly for (You). On the other hand characters like Seele, Aglaea and Mydei are exclusively for shipfags
>>554044578you forgot hi3
>>554044464Tiktok is one of the most popular apps on the chinese rankings and it's always up there If your banner manages to stay ahead of it for a few hours then they are making gazillons
>>554043646History Fictionologists?
>>554044652we don’t ally with thai trannies sorry
>>554044548>funding us ZZZkekTheir third relaunch flopped so if planicardia fails i dont know from where mihoyo is going to pull the budget for a relaunch kekMaybe halt the development of varsapura and the animal crossing clone
>>554044327>Yae MikoWho the fuck thought she'd be here? We only have Yae Sakura in Planarcadia anon
>>554044702This is a Thai tranny general though
>>554044578i have only one of these installed and it’s not hsr >>554044653oh, the amount of hours it’s above tiktok in china app rankings? man why do you guys care so much about what’s popular i dont get it at all
>>554044625Aglaea is for shipfags but even in that she is baiting two different sides, yurifags and het shippers
>>554044758/hig/ is 2 blocks down
Sunna's name is still Chinatsu in Japanse dub (the only one that matters) though
>>554044327Remember to grudgepost this when Evanescia has a Raiden Bosenmori Mei moment in 4.X
speaking of Thailand I had once on vacation visited their 7-11 (convenience store) and I saw the condom racks all sold out and I felt like a loser
Would you rike if Planarcadia characters are actually meme parodies and not the real persons. HSR's own Alter ego ordeal call~
>picrel is Phainon's property until EOS
>>554044545Almost every hag has some sort of (You)bait, faggots itt call it """omnipandering""" for some reason when most of them clearly pander to a specific audience that isn't MLfags
>>554045015I would like Planarcadia if it were called Edo Star.
>>554045030They’re our HaiKaveh
>>554044834These generals' shitposters unironically make salechartschizos insecure about what they like so they try to latch into any sign of their game being popular so it validates their opinions
>>554044845>>554039032>>554038839>>554039104
Why did they let Dahlia kill HSR?
Every character has omnipandering, only a few dont like Jingliu and Luocha because we never ever met them in the first place
>>554045268Needed to shill firefly with retcons
>iOS (biggest platform in japan) unrankedholy grimmity grim
the girl in this new kim seon ho drama is a cutie but the writing is trying wayyyy too hard to make me feel bad for her. his voice as an interpreter though i love it what’s up with hsr though did we get any new info outside of the random character reveals? >>554045193yeah i tend to just laugh at people bringing all of these charts and figures up like idk what they want to prove no one on any side is going to back down whether its a shitposter or actual schizo or insecure fan
ZZZ has fallen below 200 in China multiple times unlike HSR and Genshin btw
>>554045238Those are /hig/troons posting boys, LARPing as one of us
>>554045456and it happens at all hours? mega cope bro... I thought hi3 had 2 players
>>554045030And that's a good thing
>>554045406sales schizos are not a problem in fgo
>>554045030The most loyal character in the game
>>554045406>did we get any new info outside of the random character reveals?4.0 beta started so we've got a good look at the new planet's zones, enemies, and musicIt still looks vaguely Japanese but you can clearly tell they toned down a lot of it due to the whole CCP/Japan political shitshow that happened right around 3.8's Livestream date
>>554045435>currently HSR is 181Give it 2 more days
Is this actually La Mancha?I thought he was confirmed to be hunt, but isn't the implication here that all these guys are elation?
