https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>553665453
Coffinland has oil, it's only a matter of time.
>>554077259The coalition of the willing will repel them!
i pick this threadgood job, OP
>>554077034
>>554077647That's what the other OP gets for picking uncute Ashley.
I spy with my little eye proof that OP is a faggot
>>554077813Sister incest sex? Yeah, based.
She is so perfect. I want to do unholy things to Ashley's sexy pale body
>>554077813>mean sister incest sex better
If this post gets wiped, I just want you guys to know I love you and sisters.May the gods have mercy on my soul.
>>554077813>women always bitch
>>554077813>Women always cold
>>554078480Women have naturally colder feet. Ashley's cute, sweaty, cold and clammy feet!
>>554077813>require lady head>sibling laws racist>cute anon many>andrew love tits show bra>canon pubes>ban drugs>bpd thinking fair
>>554077034haven't this image already used to other previous thread years ago?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/530067573/why bake another?
>>554077813Woah there grandpa!
>>554078710>Be Andrew casually minding his own business>Ashley comes up behind him and shoves her cold hands under his clothes
>>554078790it was an emergency bake
>>554077813>nigger tried sistersSay it ain't so!
In my home general, even a clearly off-topic OP can stay up for days. You guys are lucky to have posters who care.
>>554079417>You guys are lucky to have posters who care.Unfortunately we have people who are complete retards as well and jump the gun to bake threads when they have no fucking idea what they're doing because they want THEIR image in the OP. It has to be a troll because otherwise it's a faggot too dumb for words.
>>554079586Ironically if it's new art it would've eventually been the OP image.
>>554079668I'm going to level with you I'm pretty sure it's just one guy and he does it on purpose, we don't have the kind of userbase turnover for multiple people making the exact same "mistake' in the exact same way multiple times.
>>554078858>You listen here you little shit. Don't you dare accuse me of scorning an American hero! Bush gave us Linkin Park, Halo 3, cute emo chicks, and protected us from the terror. The closest thing to a complete nigger as president was the half nigger that came next, but he may as well be a complete nigger: it's like my daddy used to tell me, if you crap on a plate, that don't make it half clean. What did Nemlei mean by this? I know she wanted to make him seem elderly and Bible-thumping or whatever but this was a bit much don't you think?
>>554080017Grandpa graves wouldn't like Bush, that would be Renee/Douglas' generation since they're boomers.
>>554079417What is your home general?
>>554080141Was she a Bush voter in 2000?
>>554080564Both of them would be too tired to care, I meant more their generation at large rather than them specifically.
husbandrew
>>554080564I wonder if Douglas watched the towers going down and thought " something ain't right here"
>>554081117>Honey, people are dying.
>>554080564She voted for (searches Google) Esko Aho for his (checks Wikipedia) Agrarian politics. Or something.
>>554081117Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in this thread?
>>554080564Yes because>Gore would've used taxpayer dollars (that Renee doesn't pay) to fund Connie's dialysis>Gore cared about stupid things like "global warming">Clinton was an adulterer
One rainy night you see the Graves siblings asking to be let inside your home, they claim its raining and they just need a place to stay for the night. What do you do, anon?
I love schizo AI fanfic
>>554082160AI is so fucking dumb Jesus Christ. The semiconductor market went to shit to give us THIS shit?
>>554082057I say, "You can come inside if you let me watch." They look confused. I wink.
>>554082420also porn edits
>>554082057I tell Ashley she can comes inside, but Andrew has to sleep in the street. I laugh as I watch them bicker, Ashley obviously wants to take advantage of the offer, Andrew hates how selfish she is.Profit
>>554082590Shitty ones.
>>55408216050,000 gallons of water and enough electricity to power a dozen houses for a year just to generate that dogshit summary
>>554082420The semiconductor industry is booming anon, it's just you who can't buy anything
>>554082776Bubbles aren't booms.
>>554083117I don't know, they're pretty loud when they pop.
>>554082057I congenially invite them in, and ply them with food and alcohol. Andrew is hesitant, but relents because Ashley goads him into a drinking contest. When they pass out, I steal the trinket and hide it. I sneak out a window and lock the doors from the outside, then bar the windows and toss all of my knives, scissors, and pliers. They're my new roommates now. We're going to be best friends, right Andy-Man and Ash? I call you guys that, right? Cool, cool.
The ass on that ley
>>554082057Do what this anon suggests >>554083381 but then bar the windows and lock the doors, set the house on fire.
>>554083117The semiconductor industry bears way less liability from the possibility of an AI collapse than you think. They were making a profit before it, and there is no reason that they couldn't return to the old business model. There aren't AI companies taking on trillions of unbacked debt to build new facilities, because neither they, nor any lender is sufficiently retarded to that. The money they spend on new facilities comes from the AI companies themselves, and presumably, in the event of an AI collapse, the sunk cost from the now-unused facilities would fall on them, not any actors in the semiconductor industry.The semiconductor industry has already sold the chips. They are making profit right now. It's not speculation like OpenAI, where the best-case estimate is that they'll stay in the red until 2030. No investor is going to jump from their 67th floor New York apartment because their investment only turned a 500% ROI instead of 3000%.
>>554085184>No investor is going to jump from their 67th floor New York apartment because their investment only turned a 500% ROI instead of 3000%.They will, because they lost on the futures market.
>>554085184Crashing AI corps disposing of billions in components will fuck em for a while
>>554085184>there aren't AI companies taking on trillions of unbacked debt*semiconductor companiesI am retarded>>554085465Then the collapse will affect the finance industry. That is still not the semiconductor industry.
>>554085659>That is still not the semiconductor industry.Everything affects everything; investors jumping from their 67th floor New York apartments are also providing capital to semiconductor firms on the stock market.
>>554078965When we were younger my sister liked to sneak up on me and put her freezing cold hands on my neck or down the back of my shirt after she came in from outside in the winter. Not to warm up or anything, just to fuck with me.
>>554082057Shoot them
>>554082057let them in then rape them both[spoiler/]
>>554087279Poetry.
>>554087279BASED.>>554087224That's so mean! The Graves are people in need, not vandals!
>>554086951normal sibling behaviour
>>554084220Threadly reminder bratty little sisters are for painful hard anal!>>554086951Should put your hands in ice and then sneak behind her to put your hands in her nipples
My sister adopted a dog a while back. The dog likes me a lot, almost as much as it likes her. The dog alternates between sleeping in my room and her room. She got jealous of the dog choosing me over her, so she decided whenever the dog slept with me, she would too. The dog got used to this, so all three of us exclusively sleep in my bed now. When she speaks to the dog, she calls herself "mommy" and me "daddy". "Ok, bed time, doggy! Mommy and daddy have to work tomorrow, so let's all snuggle up and get some sleep!"Am I dog married now? Does this mean we can bang? Not with the dog present, of course.
would ashley be into jirai kei fashion?
>>554088596That's a nice situation to find yourself in. You'd better notScrew the pooch
>>554088596>not with the dog presentOnly with the dog present
>>554088596>Not with the dog present, of course.Why not? Let it participate!Speaking of, Ashley seems like the kind of girl who would be into that.>>554089236kek
>>554089236https://youtube.com/watch?v=78caYgaWKuk
>>554088596I swear she looks fucking cute in this pic. I love how pale she is and how pretty Ashley is!
>>554090551>smaller than advertised
>I know you used to ride the bus. Riding the bus, and it's hot and bumpy and crowded and too noisy, and more than anything else in the world, you wanna get off. And the only reason in the world you don't get off is it's still fifty blocks from where you're going. Well, I can get off right now if I want to. Because even if I ride fifty more years and get off then, it's still the same place when I step down to it. Fuck my stupid Þiu life
>>554090551Who is this meant to be appealing to?
>>554092202Pornsick zoomers and gen alphas who need hyperexaggerated proportions to get off.
What is the most cursed piece of coffin fan"art" you have seen? For me its this:https://files.catbox.moe/rins5x.jpg
>>554092703It's less that the proportions are exaggerated—this doesn't even approach hypershit levels—and more the fact that it just looks cursed as fuck.
>>554094767
https://files.catbox.moe/xo4rwj.mp4
>>554095746Its the retarded pumped up instagram whore lips
>>554094767Fuck, I love Blackley
>>554095785beybey..
>>554094767https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2749/99fcd82bb02655f7b04e634a46fd3e47.jpeg
>>554097292His excellent technical skills being wasted on such horrendous art sickens me.
I wish I was him
>>554096501And the weirdly muscular arms and lats
https://x.com/xx_ham_donut_xx/status/2012122349286613222
>>554089491I love how pale Ashley's body is. I want to massage her cute cold and clammy sweaty feet after wearing her booties all day long! Seriously is there any chance Ashley would consider dating someone who isn't Andrew?
>>554099549You have been posting about cold clammy sweaty feet and pale skin for literal days on end, holy fuck we get it.
>>554097714>Andrew calls his car "his baby" once>Flash forward to the next day
>>554098947Reality.
>>554101240As if Andrew could hope to catch any sort of hit. He'd take it and, if he was mad enough, grab her arm afterwords.
>>554099760>this became the first beating when Ashley received light stab wounds as a result of getting hit with a screwdriver
>>554102752kek this is perfect. Why does Ashley getting a beaten always ends up so erotic?
>>554095915This is well done.
>>554095915>>554104140It's huge cute
>>554103568because1. physically dominating a girl is inherently erotic (especially if she is much smaller than you like Ashley)2. the guilt you feel afterwards is also inherently erotic3. Ashley deserves it
>>554106060All so true. Abusing and dominating Ashley must be the best feeling ever
She leyley'd sisterley across the room
How different is Renee from Ashley personality wise? Is she closer to Ashley or Andrew in behavior?
Nope.
>>554108625It's pretty clear Renee was a wild child and only calmed down when she got older and ground down. Her "parenting" put Andrew in the same mindset from his early childhood, so they've been more similar to each other for most of Andrew's life, but she was probably pretty Ashley-like before he was born.
>>554109469Sisters be like >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP HAVING FUN
>>554109331She seems far more social than Ashley though given that she enjoys hanging out with her neighbors and how she seems to be partying drunk in her pic with douglas.
>>554110991>julia>big brainsmallest brain in the coffinverse
>>554109892Killing yourself isn't fun. Stop being a Thiu!
>>554111437déjà vu
>>554110116That's because she didn't have an Andy, just her FAT BITCH older sister Connie, so she had to go out and be social with other people.Meeting Doug in her rebellious teenager acting out for attention phase and not 70s Douchebag or Cult Leader is probably the best thing that happened to her.
>>554111812You've just been in this place before?
>>554111437
>>554111437But I've pissed it up the wall the way I pissed everything up the wall. I don't deserve to be alive
>>554114514No pissing up walls
>>554119875How else am I going to mark my territory?
>>554120473By pissing in your sister.
>>554120473>>554121257With your semen
>>554094767That's not really cursed
>>554082057I'd be looking at my blunt and say>I need to cut this shit I'm seeing things that aren't there
>>554082057I invite them in and prepare dinner!
>>554121257That probably feels horrible
>>554111169Her brain is big because of hydrocephalus
https://x.com/shoujogurl2/status/2012122349286613222https://files.catbox.moe/gtjq7k.jpg
>>554127518What Ashley actually looked like after being starved in quarantine
>>554127518This is fucking awful
>>554127518When's Eugenia Cooney gonna cosplay Ashley?
>>554127317She has a rhinoceros in her brain?
>>554127317Why is she so dumb?
>>554131353It's moe
