Grom EditionEnd of Year Retrospective and looking ahead to 2026: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/92>Latest Historical NewsTotal War 25th Anniversary Showcase (End Times / Medieval 3): https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/91-total-war-25th-anniversary-showcaseTotal War Three Kingdoms Retrospective: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCwQUSXwA48 Building Medieval 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5AItoj1YRE >Latest Fantasy NewsLords of the End Times - Announce Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPIpN9OKKR4Warhammer Trilogy Retrospective: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuCIL3SmIHcTWW3 - Hotfix 7.0.3 opt-in beta: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/7-total-war-warhammer/threads/12797-total-war-warhammer-iii-hotfix-7-0-3-beta>Latest 40K newsTotal War Warhammer 40,000 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVgCDqLTaJkTotal War Warhammer 40,000 FAQ: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/4199910/view/655966683127611597Total War Warhammer 40,000 Developer's Vision: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njanDkiImPw >Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-OfficialGoblins: >>553971595
2026 is Thanquol's year!
Thanquol soon, friends!
>>554085085RATTED
>>554085367How long has he been soon for at this point?
i hate grom's starting position
>>554085480Long enough to see Thanquol added to the game shortly.
I retract my previous statement >>554083590, I just got my ass gaped by Juan I wrongfully assumed that someone called the CHALLENGER would be good at CHALLENGING other Lords, but it seems he's not also called the WINNER for a reason: fucking Juan shoots laserbeams out of his ass and executes him after 2 minutes in melee This time things will go better, I feel it in me bones
I'm doing a Throt campaign in the old world mod. Wish my ram luck bros
>>554085367very soon!
>>554085604It sharted and flopped almost immediately after launch, losing over 90% of its players. For a live service game with a massive budget that rlies on continuous DLC/cosmetics sales to make bak, that's game over. Everyone with a brain understands that.. Every big gaming news site/channel is reporting/going to report this. Eat shit, tranny. You lost.
>I felt like a slave since I couldn't talk about religion or politics with my Warhammer-watching audience.
>>554085648I hope so to, I want stormfiends in the game just to make people seethe even more about the skaven
Miao's starting army is horrid. What do you mean Zhao gets top tier flying cav and artillery and she gets 2 units of somewhat better infantry?
>>554085828>simple barbarians against jade warriors, a dragon and cannons plus other army
Are you sad that CA is ending support for Total War: Warhammer 3?
>>554086103They barely supported it from the beginning so not much will change.
>>554086103There are still years before that, mostly because it will take years before any other new game and they just produce a single DLC for an entire year
>>554085065
>>554086031Favored daughter
I want to be frozen in a lab until 40k comes out
>>554085991>floppedNot what that means, it sold wellFlopping is about failing to meet sales. You just change definitions to suit you.You're a retard BF isn't a live service game in the sense where it hinges on it to be profitable. It's sidebux for them, they already made 5x their budget in profits (which includes post launch support) I expect you to spam the same shit about How TW:40K is a flop even if it outsells all other Total Wars because muh player loss.
Full core fat bastard press kino:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR_J3unHTyI
>>554086310>Play Chaosbased
>>554086310>factions sexOwO
>>554086310it's over for froggy
>>554086310>age playing dlcUUUOOOOHH
Sharted and flopped: big gaming news outlets are talking about this. Your mongoloid screeching is of interest to no one. Didn't read your cope drivel.
>>554086480But it'll cost you so much you won't be able to afford it
>>554086103No, cause some autistic modder might actually fix the game
>>554086080Believe it or not, I can almost beat his armyJuan's the problem because the solos my army and my lordIt's like watching my army get wiped by WH2 Malus>>554086310>defend bastion cityMiao...
>>554086080Is there a non shit corrupted Katarin mod that actually lets you attack the Empire without getting backstabbed by other chaosniggers
>I want a virgin elf wife!
>>554086310LL for this feel?
>>554086978Did the writer really think people wouldn't be able to tell this was obviously his fetish?
>>554087034Kholek. Kugath. Skarbrand.
>>554086978MALEKITH, WE MUST BE BETTER ELVES
>>554087034For the blood god, anon sama
>>554086978What is wrong with that? Happy elf-wife, happy elf-life.
>>554085828nvm fuck this I'm getting out of this shithole asap>>554087034Mazdamundi
Valkia the Gorequeen.
>>554086310>Eldar big
>>554086978>NTR the faction
>>554087572Made for Sigvald to seduce and cuck Corn with.
>>554086978>Expecting the society founded by Morathi to not permit ladies as much cock as they want
tell me how raise dead workshow do i get better units in the poolhow do i get my blood knights as soon as possible
>>554087886Get 5000 zombies, let the enemy kill 4999, congrats now you can rise blood knights at turn 3
>>554087872I hope she'll allow me to watch.
>Femstodes are official
>>554088050Transhammer xisters... we won!
>>554087886More death means a bigger pool, you need 2,150+, dead and win the fight to generate one.
>>554088050nobody cares
>>554088031You are expected to join, fool. Now pick a whole before your wife's other husbands take them all. Last one in line has to use her feet.
>n-nobody c-cares!Came a shrill voice from the outhouse..But the fantachads, as always, did not pay attention to this shrill screeching. Let him screech, what else can be expected of him?The 40kiddiesloper is not a person, and today he will have a very difficult night. For a year and a half, every night had been very difficult for him, and now his anus was remodeled so hard that he could easily hide a case of krak grenades in it.
>>554085828A-Army losses doko?
>>554088750
>>554081038Same energy.
How the hell do I unlock more caravan slots as Cathay?
>>554088017that seems slightly unbalanced
>>554081038I want the cool red guy with the cape. Might actually play Eldar if he's in.
>>554089563But the red guy with the cape is Huron Blackheart, he is one of the most important chaos lords in the setting. He is not an Eldar
>stage 4 frostbiteNaggarond sure is cold
>>554087886get your zombies in a blob and bog the enemy down with them, then cast huge aoe magic on them to kill as many of your zombies and foes with it as you can to artificially inflate the unit kill count
>>554085065luv me Grom.
>Just failed a driving testLL for this feel?
>>554089958yea I also said cool. so definitely not fagheart.
just installed verminlords into my veins, gonna do a skaven campaign in wh3 with banner mods, stink rats it is.
>>554090795what country
>>554090971US
>>554091135AND THEMAND AFTER ALL WE'RE ONLY ORDINARY MEN
Mods are asleep post flat battlefields
>>554086978Virginity not guaranteed but a lovely delves gf is still a possibilty .
>>554090795We have your back, anon. Now that I got you in the mood, Skarbrand. But really I failed several times so don't worry, I was taught incorrectly by a shitty driving instructor at first and got it done once I pivoted to another. So just play any sort of race and lord you enjoy, like Astragoth if you have a good taste
>>554090795Surtha Ek
>>554088050>I have to hear about this for 2 weeksungngmsmngmgmsnsmsnngmdnam god damnit
>>554090795Tzarina Katarin
>>554091493Wouldn't the grapes get all mushy if they were stored in ice?
Who will she voice act in 40k?
>>554092597Slaneesh based unit if she's that bogged
>>554088050>infertileDROPPED
why use anything but chimeras on norscathey completely shit on dragons fucking shit balancing
To this day I find these diplomacy interactions hilarious.Bro over here talking big about how he is chaos and shit.. u retard are standing infront of a greater demon.
>>554092867Why take the long way home?Why put a bird bath in your yard?Because of the nobility of whimsy.
>>554092597Imagine bogging yourself this hard at only 23.
>>554093308no, he just sends some emissary (smol, tiny, harmless bloodletter)
skrolk starts with 2 plague claw catapults in wh3, lol.
>>554093308What an absolute chad
>>554093831He shall be remembered as the guy with enormous balls.
The absolute cuck didn't even repair his settlement building.. absolute asshole.
The lords of the end times should feature this legendary hero
>>554094180Imagine riding a heavily armoured rhino.Nothing could stop you.
>>554094572A tank probably could.
>>554086080>tzeentch katarin>dresses like a slaanesh whoreevery time
>>554095551Slaanesh should not have a monopoly on sexy corruption
>>554095551Still not asking for ither body, her choice
>>554095551It's a joint project.
>>554095551Some nerdy girls are freakier than open sluts
>>554090114>Fingernails long>Toenails shortDropped.
>>554086310>Imperial Love Cathay*Insert Miao meme here*
are iron orcs fun? the mod description saying their economy sucks has me scared
>>554093472
>>554097342meme ?
>>554098630based`
>>554098512word has it Franz is their descendant
>>554098916That would make franz a shugengan with scaly skin and magic.. but he doesn't have that.
>>554098630
>>554098916Franz is her stand-in for Sigmar
>>554098916>>554099035Franz is not a direct descendant of Sigmar, so that's a moot point. The Empire keeps track of his bloodline well enough that we know Volkmar is actually descended from Sigmar.But also it's been, like, what, 2000 years since? Any traces of draconic heritage probably faded a few generations ago if that could have even been a thing.
>>554098916Word has it Miao is the Imperial dragon in Altdorf zoo>cold and aloof, only K.F can mount her
>>554099689>Volkmar is possibly 0.0125% Dragon-Chinesewow
>>554099689>mootMoot MENTIONEDHalflings CONFIRMED
why does the empire seem a less authoritarian to most empires in games? karl franz seems like not a bad dude whereas the imperium in 40k are jerks for the most part
holy moly skavenblight's province is sick in the old world
>>554100504Is it still Ikit's capital?
>>554101061Yeah
>>554100287It's based on the Holy Roman Empire (>>>) and if you know anything about it, you'll know that it was extremely decentralized and in practice was really just a regular ol' kingdom with a king and various dukes offering loose allegiance, with the added factors that said king (the emperor) had to actually be elected by the electors and also they had beef with the Vatican and the Pope multiple times. And from that context, they were actually one of the most progressive nations around the period they comprehend, being one of the first to install things like parliaments, courts of justice that also included the lower social classes, public services, universities and evolving into a proper federation that slowly left feudalism behind (over a long ass period, so don't come complaining that that's not the image they gave off while Charlemagne was freshly dead).The Empire is mostly based on the Rennaissance HRE, so you've got a particularly innovative and progressive nation during a particularly innovative and progressive period of time, and it doesn't operate as a proper empire but as a federation, which means Karl has to actually respect the wishes of his fellow counts and the masses actually have a voice.Don't look up the Thumb Tax and Window Tax incidents and Mornan Tybalt. Everyone fucks up every once in a while.
>>554101529Thanks for the lore/history lesson mix
>>554101269Lame
>>554101710You're welcome.I mean, honestly, it's what makes me like the Empire, the sheer relatability while keeping things fantastic. By knowing history you can actually figure out what the average person in the Empire lives like, how they work, what they do when they're in trouble or what they do when they're trying to prosper. And then of course you mix in some fucking wild landscapes or knights riding on demigryphs and charging at lines of orcs or you've got Hogwarts faculties spread around Altdorf at the same time as you've got the Nuln college of engineers pulling shit like "Leon Todmeister's Fantabulously Far-reaching Harquebus of Unforeseeable and Unperceived Bereavement" which you can just imagine in some corny ad to get people to buy it.
What's a good place to find warhammer books for frees? I wanna read all the Skarbrand stories, fantasy and 40k.
>>554105008Don't read BL it's shit
>>554105008>I wanna read all the Skarbrand stories, fantasy and 40kRead a Codex for Chaos Daemons or an Army Book for Daemons of Chaos and you're basically done. Skarbrand is barely a character.
>>554106520I wanna read all about Skarbrand.>>554106639Google says there is his battle against malekith and how he breached naggarond. Also some 40k story where he annihilates some slaanesh army.. and a few other I forgot.
>>554105008https://mega.nz/folder/9jJEUBwA#r3B-B0acPW9pr1D-E3m7aw
Thank you Ungrim. Very cool.
>>554107123
>>554105008/tg/
>GW bringing perturabo backI hate it, worst of all it means we'll absolutely be getting primarchslop in 40k TW
Hey gamers, what do you guys who play tww3 play on in regards to unit size? Default is large and I've read in 20 different places that CA tried balancing the game around every unit size, but I see people swear by ultraI hear ultra has more dudes than large, which makes artillery and AoE a lot stronger (on large it already feels really strong...)Is that so? Do you like it?
>>554107867I always play ultra because I care more about the spectacle than the balance.
>>554107731IRON WITHIN
>>554107867If your computer can handle it go ultra, turn down any other setting to achieve this. It is way more fun to play on ultra, anything below that and a lot of direct damage stuff starts being way too powerful (mortis engine effects, spells, etc start deleting units instantly, monsters/cav can no longer be bogged down by infantry).Large is the balance for multiplayer, because they are much more limited in special effects, upgrades, spellcasts.
>>554101529Progressive isn't the word I'd use.The HRE wasn't a kingdom or a country so much as a loose coalition of states individually too small and weak to defend themselves. It was a sort of Medieval NATO, with the caveat that its members spent more time fighting one another than any outside invader.It went through periods of increased centralization, and increased decentralization, but most of its political reforms failed and never went anywhere and it progressively just sort of dissolved as a political entity. In its height the "Emperor" was selected by a poll of nobility and then ratified by the Pope, but the Pope was not accountable to the electors and both possessed the power to effectively veto their selection by refusing to ratify, and to ignore them entirely and appoint someone else. Which he did, a lot. Technically, the Spanish Crown held the title of Holy Roman Empire for most of the Renaissance, which effectively meant the HRE had no leader nor centralized authority.The most noteworthy impact of the HRE's existence was as a forum to mediate the Hanseatic League and have the Pope legitimize it.
>>554107867It's best on ultra yes.
>>554107867So here's the deal. say you have unit a and then unit b fight eachother in melee (same concept works in a gunfight). One is clearly better (A) and will kill the other (B), but how long does that take? small you might not even get a minute because there aren't as many models. You can take a look away and surprise surprise your unit is gone. Very punishing, but very light on your PC. Ultra you still lose the matchup, but you have time, maybe two minutes to look at the bad placement and fix it. You might even get a chance to leave the engagement, but your PC works harder.So depending on your rig and spectacle factor aside, bigger is better.
>>554108987I wouldn't use the word progressive with the connotations we have in current day, but what else would you call it back then? I also did use the words innovation and development, but those might not imply the social aspect of it to anon. And yes, obviously they went back and forth at times. We're talking long ass fucking processes that took centuries.
>>554107867Singleplayer is balanced for Ultra. The only reason to not play on Ultra is if your computer can't handle it, which is why it's treated as a "graphics" setting.Just as much as there are AoE abilities, there are also single target and direct damage abilities that become much too strong when you lower the effective hp pool of a unit.
>>554108723Ah yes, my favourite faction, the iron hands
>>554107867Direct damage spells are unscaled, but still strong on ultra. As you lower unit size, this 2000 damage spell goes from 25% -> 50% -> 75% -> 100% of a units life.
Would you betray the Emperor for some T'au cunny?
>>554108771Multiplayer is on ultra, they are specifically annoyed that some abilities like Fay Enchantesse's mortis engine doesn't do enough damage now that the game is on ultra unit scale.>>554107867The only thing bad about Ultra is that all of the siege maps were designed with large unit scale in mind, which makes pathing issues even more of a headache.
>>554109236Doesn't it also make all splash damage characters fucking worthless?
>>554109682I'll be honest with you senpai.I'd betray the Emperor for a fucking sandwich if I found myself living in the Imperium.
So? Was the 40k GW news bad enough that they've cancelled TW:40k? It was right?
>>554109795
>>554109918Iron Warriors are getting their own army bookYeah I don't get it either
>>554109721They fixed most splash damage characters and units to limit their targets to 4, allowing them to actually kill models.
>>554099956This is the real truth that the Elector Counts and the Dragon Emperor don't want you to know.People like to believe the "official" story that Franz sobered up and stopped being a womanizing manwhore when he became emperor, but the truth is he just got sneakier about it and started fucking higher-status bitches.He's got his cousin-wife, his childhood friend/fuckbuddy Emanuelle (you don't think he just gave her Nuln as a friendly present, do you?), kinky pet-play sessions with Miao during "diplomatic summits" with Cathay, and even something with Tzarina Katarin (eyewitness reports claim to have spotted the pair taking a romantic flight on Deathclaw).Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the only reason the Laurelorn Elves just "Happened" to establish an embassy outside Altdorf is because Franz is banging one of their princesses or something."Greatest Statesman of the old world" my ass, he's just using dickplomacy.
>>554110270Then why is he the Karaz Ankor's strongest soldier? Don't tell me he's sexing Dwarfs...
>>554109249It's simply disingenuous to suggest that the HRE was innovative or demonstrated anything resembling a parliament because it had hereditary nobility meet at a table twice a year and argue with each other. The individual histories of many germanic kingdoms are interesting but as a collective entity, well they just weren't one..It's one of those specious historylet memes to misrepresent medieval Germany as some kind of nascent kaiserpunk chrysalis waiting to emerge as a fully formed German Reich with all of its breathtaking and groundbreaking administrative reforms burgeoning in throbbing minds of its obermensch citizens. But the truth is that there was no Germany. There was just a hundred tiny little kingdoms, each of them as backwards and brutal as any other part of Europe, who spent most of the medieval period fighting each other and very occasionally banding together under a pope-appointed warlord to fight someone else. They iterated through about a million different forms of diplomatic forum in a couple hundred years because they were all sat around watching their neighbours kill each other all the time. None of those attempted reforms stuck around or persisted for more than a generation or so, and they never succeeded at making the region more stable. Rather the successive failures accumulating over time are what led to most of its members essentially just disregarding it entirely.What Warhammer depicts is Bismarck's revisionist narrative of an ancient furor teutonicus, struggling and divided in the absence of its divine founder, awaiting a true successor to emerge and harken a second Reich with gunpowder and artillery and steam tanks. It's not serious and it's not supposed to be taken seriously, it's a silly little caricature of a little man's little delusion rendered with loving detail for our fun and enjoyment.
Didn't read. HRE rules.
>>554109918Fully detailed Daemonculaba artwork
Eh okay, I'll give ultra a go.
>>554107731Dawn of War IV will have the Lion palling around with the Blood Ravens and tw40k is set during the Indomitus Crusade so Girlyman is already up and about.
>>554110617Peter H Wilson wrote a few good books on the subject.
>>554110617>or demonstrated anything resembling a parliament because it had hereditary nobility meet at a table twice a year and argue with each other....that's not at all what I was referring to. The system of the electors certainly didn't constitute a parliament. I don't even call it democratic. They didn't have parliaments on a national level until super fucking late (when the Emperor would summon assembly to discuss diets and privileges and shit), and as you said, it's hard to pretend it was a unified entity (it wasn't), but many of the political and judicial organs that in the future would go on to form the basis for proper systems of government were adopted and/or formed in that series of petty kingdoms as the nation as a whole did develop.Reading the Gotrek and Felix series, you can actually see this in practice. One moment they'll pass through the Baron of Bumfuck's domain, and it's little more than a manor with a bound village nearby that's just a medieval feudal holding with a traditional lord. But then they'll keep walking further and walk into a town that has a council of elected representatives that negotiate with the elector count for the privileges of the town.What makes the HRE interesting is that it was a mixed bag at all points, but being a mixed bag already means they were at points (both specific geographical and temporal) ahead of the curve from many other european nascent nations at the time. You sure af wouldn't say the french were more socially progressive than the HRE.
>>554109682Never. Loyalty is its own reward (I just enjoy killing)
>>554110439Well, the empire has a decently large population of dwarves living within its cities, there's a good chance that he came across some of their floozies as a young man and learned how to please Dawi women.Admittedly however, I have no idea how a man who very pointedly stays clean-shaven would be able to seduce a dwarven lass. Could he really be just that good?
>>554105008Thanquol's Doom: the short story after the Thanquol trilogy spinoff features Skarbrand. And Queek. No gay sex though.
>>554110000Blessed quads of Sisters needing a home
>>554110000pulp this vile runt
>Fantasy has no blacks, no trannies, every nation is racially homogenous Fantasy won
>>554110000the blessed sister distribution system is never wrong
>>554110000The Emperor Protects
I'm gonna say what nobody else will, even if the Witch Hunters come after me for it: The Empire is under foreign occupation. Our electors, our nobility, fuck even our own fucking Emperor are OWNED by the Karaz Ankor. Why is that we send billions of crowns to them every single year? Can they not look after themselves? Are they really our Greatest Ally? And did Sigmar really say to "always assist Dwarf folk"? Something doesn't add up and not to be a conspiracy theorist but I heard they were inviting Elector Counts to the Southern Isles to have sex with Slaaneshi cultists which they then use as blackmail to make sure the Electors stay in line and only vote in favour of the Dwarfen Elite.
>>554111609Dwarf sex drive is panda tier.
>>554112407Puts that one "Dawi women from this hold are migrating in search of better beards" event in perspective.
>>554112205So true! That's why they cheated Todbringer out of the election. It's because they know he's a proud son of Ulric who doesn't subscribe to their dwarf-worshipper ideology. They can't control him, so they have to keep him out of power.
Who's the bigger threat to me? I want to take over the entire empire as throt I'm strength 39 and these guys are my only immediate threat.Golgfag SR:27 settlements:9Drycha SR:52 settlements:3Vlad SR:4 Settlements: 17
>>554099035>>554112785Vlad probably
>>554112205>I want to taper off the military aid (from the Empire) within the next 10 yearssaid Thorgrim Grudgebearer Do you know what Emperor Franz said in response?>The Dawi just have to come in and ask for what they need and stop trying to figure out what the Empire wants to hear.Something is rotten in the province of Altdorf.
>>554113482>>554112205See this is funny cause it's vague enough that I'm not immediately sure what political drama it's referencing so you don't come across as seething schitzos deliberately trying to shit up the thread
>>554113943Is about anglos and their loved ideology, zionism, specifically USA
Discord 'leak' alleged current CA roadmap.2026Cathay Pack>Li DaoSkulls Event>Moonclaw-FLC LHLords of the End Times>Crom>Nagash>Thanquol>Valten>Neferata-FLC>Boris Todbringer and Red Duke-Allegedly not classified as 'FLC' but unlockable. Whatever that means.Nurgle Pack>The Glottkin>Egrimm-FLC2027Empire Pack>Kurt HelborgDogs of War>Lucrezzia Belladonna >Borgio the Besieger>Lorenzo Lupo>Marco ColomboWood Elves Pack>Naieth the Prophetess>Araloth - FLCNorsca Pack>Lord Mortkin2028Dark Elf Pack>Tullaris DreadbringerGoodbye DLC>Joseph Bugman>Zacharias the Everliving>Lumpin Croop>Ghark Ironskin>Monkey King>Yin-Yin-FLCSounds like shit to me but the mods took it down very quick on the CA discord.
>>554113943Then I failed. I'm a seething schizo that's trying to shit up the thread and I FAILED..
>>554114285See now you come across as a seething schitzo deliberately trying to shit up the thread
Did GW really threaten all those content creators awhile back to stop making shit or they'll strike them, or was it blown out of proportion?
>>554114674You're thinking of the wrong company, you're thinking of TCAL and Joshua.
>>554114419>no bimbo dragon for 2 yearsFake news
>>554114674that was CA copystriking Volound for leaking internal Hyenas footage
>>554111084I HATE it
Best Nurgle LL? Is it just Tamurkhan and 2 shitter LLs?
>>554115459Yes.
>>554115652That's grim
>>554115459Tamurkan doesn't count cause his playstyle is all about playing the least like a Nurgle faction that you can and that's why we're getting the Glotkin
>>554115459Kugath and Epidemius are fine, its just that their starting locations are shit. Use a cheat that scrambles everyone's start positions and you'll enjoy it more
>>554112205I am Hans from Stirland Oblast and I agree-nod completely. Dwarf-things out of the Empire!
>>554116592God I just wanna give him a pat on his stupid backstabbing little head
>>554116779Don't, he hasn't had his shots.
>>554116592that's a guy you know you can trusthe has my back for sure
>>554107123I choose to skim through the Mark of Chaos novelisation and...>He said calmlyLol lmao even, fucking britbongs and their shitty prose
>>554117186Writing is hard, you basically have to find a happy medium between>he said, as my use of quotations imply, calmly, as my non-use of verbs like "yelled" or "whispered" or "laughed" impliedand>he gesticulated wildly like a fucking italian, with bright shining eyes like argon marblesThe british, unfortunately, prefer to be boring cunts. Reading Ciaphas Cain is a chore too with its use of stock phrases.
Is The Old World good?
>>554119217The mod or the tabletop?
>>554119827the mod
>>554115860Grave some might say.
>>554119827the tabletop
>>554119901Idk I haven't played it>>554119961Idk I haven't played it either
>>554120234Thank u
>>554113482But the dwarfs have legitimately provided more military aid to the empire than the other way around, to a ridiculous degree. They're even directly responsible for the creation of the empire of man as much as sigmar himself is and protected it from the various threats that tried to destroy it at birth or supplied them arms and technology during times of war.It's the empire that are their greatest allies.
>>554094508sovl
>>554107123have army books too?
>>554122264This post is bearded and reeks of booze.
>>554116464Epidemius at least starts in the Chaos wastes. Kugath starting on a random ass island is just bizarre.
>>554115459Festus
>>554114674it was literally nothing like that, they literally hired them all
Just having a nice boiled beer tonight lads
>>554122705Ghal Maraz - The weapon fantasy & 40k are named after was forged by a what? _ _ _ _ _ ?
Quick question, why does half of warhammer fantasy's names sound like evil moomin characters.
Lustriabowl always seems to end in lizard domination, compared to varied outcomes in TW2. Did they change something there?
>>554122705It was the dwarfs that aided the stateless humans that would soon be the chosen people(of sigmar) across the mountains as they fled the greenskins that were attempting to force them into their notorious work camp, "da hall o' cost".They then funneled weapons(ghal maraz, the runefangs, etc) and technology(knowledge of metalworking more advanced than copper) to the tribes of the empire and intervened militarily when their hostile neighbors tried to crush the fledgling state.
>>554123447this is alarmingly close to a finnish delicacy called ollebrod. beer porridge. we have to stop them
That first greenskin battle with Elspeth is always pretty dicey. Always cinematic.
bros convince me to start the game back up
>>554126703Just bee urself
>>554109682lemme tink about it ...
>>554126847>Blue pussy is temporary, Anon>But the warm embrace of a fat pair of Soritas tits are forever
>>554126847>why is everyone turning to chaos we're such good people!
>>554127201>killing females makes you a bad person???
>>554127201>tau was literally about to kill a guy that was considering showing mercy>another dude kills said tau>OMG THESE ARE THE BAD GUYSGo back to Minnesota
>>554127079Cato your dad is fucking a big booty Eldar RIGHT NOW
>>554127721Despite the propaganda, Yvraine is not, in fact, an eldar.
>>554127721The Codex Astartes supports this action
>>554127945Roboute said we're not allowed to use the D word when talking about her.
>>554127721He didnt fuck Yvraine and her mary sue faction is already dead and retconned
>>554128223Kind of funny that the biggest lore shit for Eldar was to prop up Mehreens and then they immediately went back to irrelevancy.
>>554128223Yvraine's faction collapsed because she was too busy sleeping in Guilluman's bed ro run it properly, which makes sense considering she's a fighter rather than a manager.
why are gladelords a thing when you can have a giant fucking tree lead your army? you seriously going to have a scrawny geek with no metal armor or weapons lead an army instead of a 20 foot treeman who will just stomp on whatever
>>554129185The tree man is extremely racist
>>554111084it's cute how cyrus is holding back from soloing the entire dow4 campaign with det packs so that the old man can feel useful
>>554111084>playable primarchit's unironically over
>>554090795Morghur, he can only walk
>>554107123>no Aos or 40k Worthless.
>>554126847That's a little uncalled for.
>>554126847>Numitor thought of Roboute Guilliman in that instant, of how the primarch would have acted to a female xenos trying to influence him
who is comparably strong as nagash in the 40k universe
>>554131672>dies to even minor characters>always comes backSome unnamed blood thirster or Lord of Change I guess?
>>554131796oh i thought he was supposed to be in the top 3 or something for most powerful whf character
>>554131672unbelievably powerful sorcerer whos only weakness is simple medieval weaponry? sounds like magnus
>>554126847>using Cato Sicarius as an examplehttps://youtu.be/bM8YGsAmeqE?t=2m10s
>>554114419>Norsca Pack>Lord MortkinBut they just added a landmark where he died so how?
>>554133420chaos magic idk
>>554133420No one cares about spiky chaos human No. 2092992009
>>554123410>they literally hired them allNo? Do you think only 6 people made Warhammer bits on YT?
>>554133941How many CCs do you think got invited to play TWW40k?
>>554134048Literally not what the post was about.
>>554134110it's a pretty good indicator of how many of them they give a fuck about
>>554134214I'm talking about the stuff GW did 4-5 years ago about cracking down on fan made content on youtube and other things.
>>554134484yeah they got hired
>>554134624Some were brought in, but majority of them were not. Does only one group count in your mind?
>>554134721yeah, the people that mattered, who gives a shit about literal whos
>>554134856Oh you're being silly, my mistake.
>>554135008okay, then name the people who werent hired and the projects that got them trouble
And what news from fair Lustria?
>>554136792lizards got fucked by the druchii
Been playing the OId World mod.I have to say, despite it being FUCK HUGE andf having 500+ factions it is very stable.They somehow turned map corruption back on when they had to turn it off before due to memory leaks.Playing as good guy Vlad, taking just Sylvania and fighting orks has made the Empire and the Dwarfs good mates of mine. Going to fuck up some random Tomb Kings squatting in southern Empire before taking out Templehof. That will get me 6 full provinces without ever having to fight the Empire or Dwarfs for territory. Zoomed in Empire lands is kino.
>>554136792a truly queer sight, lizardmen? in lustria?
>>554137270I am unable to return to the IE map.
>>554130085>>554122528Nah sorry. I know there's a link somewhere around, but I only have that one saved. Try out /tg/, maybe around the generals in it.
>>554138549I have been squatting in IEE with a stable 155 mod list but TOW mod seems more than stable enough now to perma swap. It might be even more stable than IEE at this rate.Did a 100+ turn campaign as Wurrzag a few days ago and never left the badlands and no crashes or issues.
AAAAAAAA KISLEV IS SO BORING TO PLAY JUST GIVE ME THE ICE LORE FOR OTHER HUMAN FACTIONS TO PLAY (cathays are bugs)
>>554110000
UGGHHH...I actually won this shit.I know what ya thinking. "but anon, your army is way better"... you know how stressful it is having to force all this mass through a tiny gate while lizards bombard you with flaming grenades?
>>554142875How is your Lord alive?
>>554143219I think he got reforged. He died in battle.. unless bloodhost lords automatically do that so the bloodhost doesn't die.
I am sorry to inform you all, my Skarbrand campaign is over. This is a defeat it seems.Thanks for the superchat.
>>554142228https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3566493524&searchtext=guns+ofThis spices up kislev a decent amount
>>554143925I would enjoy fighting this battle as either side because the ai would fuck up with playing either
>>554143989I have it, which guns are good there and are the hero and lord fun? does it make the early less miserable
>>554143989That mod is a must have for me. Its the only way playing Kislev is palatable. I hate the Elsa disneyfied east Kislev.
WEGH
>>554144095It's fun.I can give you the save. You only need uhh.. immortal empires expanded to load it.
>>554144310sorry, the my game's modded too, its over
>>554144370Well you could just disable yours.
>>554144434now you're giving me homeworkyou've made an eternal enemy this day...
>>554144524
>>554144117all of its pretty good, nothing super experimental like the Empire gun mods Lets you play Kislev closer to an Empire gunpowder style army
None of you could handle my mod list, as an order faction.I have 12+ endtimes events happening simultaneously as well as Archaon at turn 30 uniting all surviving Chaos and Norscans under his banner and becoming a superpower overnight.Truth is, I can barely make it to turn 50 because even after I steamroll the whole world comes crashing down on me. I am having fun though.
>>554144117It allows you to play more like how most of us wanted Kislev to be - 16th/17th century NOT!Russia with some magic peppered on top. Just like how the Empire is NOT!HRE with magic sprinkled on top.
>>554144682also the molotov guys are fantastic Only downside to the mod imo is theres really no LL in Kislev focused around guns
>>554144684Hm.. should be doable with Tamurkhan, Kairos and Skarbrand. Maybe Be'lakor too.
post KINOOOOOOOOOO
>>554146083I cant. I moved to semi rural from the city and the only ISP available is Telstra and they block uploads to 4chan.
>>554147107Imagine being American
>>554147734I am Australian. Telstra is the privatised former public owned Telecom Australia.
it took me almost 40 turns to complete my 4th grudge and win because everything is so far away
>>554093472it's the only thing that makes him even remotely fun
Bro.. why u running?
He ambushed me in force march. I Khorne'd him.
Some mod gave me, as Vlad, an undead runelord LL. Zufbar got overrun with rats. I sent this guy up there after multiple catastrophic battles fighting the rats streaming down from the mountain. This guy hit level 30 in sub 15 turns from the constant fighting, outnumbered before Sylvania was even stabilised.>He can summon skeletal longbeards.>Up to 4 units>They scale with redline buffsHe sieges Zufbar and wipes out nearly 12000 rats. His long beards spawning in their backline and amongst them while having dwarf stats while being undead absolutely wrecks the vermin. Like a 20 to 1 kill ratio.Zufbar is officially saved from the rat occupation.It was done via a dwarf lord (technically) and the bravest and most effective fighters were also dwarfs (technically).If I gift the province back to the dwarfs, I should be spared from the book, no?
Kislev still looks like ass to play desu lads, now with Throgg being OP as fuck I don't know if I want to get the cheevo for completing a campaign...
>>554151354you should take the book and shove it up their faggot manlet asses>wow you did good undead slave, maybe dwarves aren't so bad afterall!you are cuckedyour ancestors are cuckedyour future is cuckedyou are the omega and the alpha of the söy
