>>554078792>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq9S3W7sx2Qwr4ZWEgos468BAi81RkeHbhncAQwQJ14>registrationhttps://forms.gle/aEjaEncktHScYp1i6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qNGCJt_ajwUD-ZGBBjIVGyEUSa5yQ1o7BvLAyKH9ZM0
Good thread.
Meow
I fucking hate bun!
>>554190074bnuuy feet
I hate NTR the most
_ ____ ___ ___ ___!
友人戦84448(四人南): https://game.mahjongsoul.com/?room=84448default rules
>>554190307That'd be me actually. Fuck Ayako.
>>554190357It's an yuzu room, steer clear.
>>554190357fake room
Imagine being the bun that tried to upheld her reputation and slowly watching your main become the face of NTR
>>5541903573/4>>554190530get back in here, Hisa
>>554190114>Start talking about how much I wanted to work on one of their missile systems and how I've designed bombs before in college>Never get a reply backWas I supposed to be a little more restrained?
>>554190357started
>>554190412
NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If I wanna clack irl, do I buy the Amos set from amazon, japan + a junkmat. seems like the best option, nothing else like that being sold in germany
>>554190635Should've put on a German accent for the authenticity.
>>554191030that's right
>>554191030yes
for me, it's a 2000 yen showa set
>>554190613It's just a falseflagging nyaggercuck.
>>554191279Proof?
>>554190613Count yourself luckyThere are worse reputation losses that can happen
>>554191415So true sister.
crowbook rip doko
>>554191415Is there even any Hayasaka anons left? I think that ritual post killed them all
>>554190074
500 pieces https://jiggie.fun/eqiseE
>>554191279>bunkeks this cucked that their ritual posts get outsourced to nyaggers
>>554191741they knew exactly what they were doing
>>554191741>got caught looking
>>554192168Why did they dislocate her arm and wiggled it around like that?
Why are catrannies always seething about the superior character? Is their inferiority complex that overpowering?
>>554191115>>554191125patchi, patchi, patchi
I have a confession to make. I'm the one who turned Hayasaka into a troon and Kaguyahime into a cuck. No, I'm not sorry.
That was me, though.
>>554191030What are the colored coin tokens for?
>>554192887Shugi
https://live.fc2.com/36910950/
>Haysaka was a collab characterIs she gonna come back?
>>554193173The rerun is in 3 months
>>554193173>collab rerun in gachalollmao
>>554191741I'd rape her 10/10 body
>>554193096>nadeko arcIt's all coming back now.
>>554193096What does this have to do with mahjong?
>>554193289Hat got a rerun thoughbeit
>>554190357gg
>>554190357GGs. I'm actually retarded and called riichi when I had no winning tiles left one hand. Yet somehow fate didn't punish me
>>554190357GG1/4 again
East 1 - 8 Honba
>>5541903572/4
>>554191810wj
>>554191810wj (i moved 1 piece 40minuts ago)
>wj
WJ?will jiggle?will join?
>>554191810>the one that started ordering by shape at the endwj team!
well jigg'd
well posted
>>554195701weekly jump
>>5541903573/4
God, they literally won't ever shut the fuck up in Monogatari.
I've been make OCs for bag and even some for jong the last three months, but I'm sure you guys don't mind.
>>554196653that's the point?
whats even the point of friendlies,>no ranked points>no bond points>no chest rewards progress>no one sends you a friend request afterwardslove ayako
>>554197292I got a friend request yesterday but I don't want to accept it.
>>554197292Send me a friend request and I'll accept it
>>554197292>meeting the friendly quota>emotes on your profile>increased priority during league draft>+1 reputation
>>554197292I use them to reset my ranked flow!
>>554197292>win in friendly>flow gathered>lose in friendly>bad luck in ranked avoidedits literally net profit
TO, please wait until my coffee brews
telly doko
>>554190357worst game i have ever been a part ofgg
>over 10 (You)s in the last threadI'm such a fucking slut.
>>554190357GG againTourney soon so I'm going to stop for now
My cat is such a fat lazy pos, kinda reminds me of that one anon.
>>554190357g
>>554198925
>>554198706This is the best one.
>>554198925I am not fat
untitled tourney semifinal 2https://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissa
>>554198630Which post?
FLUSH EVERY CHINESE TODDLER DOWN THE TOILET
>>554199306the name post
>>554199293Herta love
>>554199465what did the cat mean by this
>>554199465>>554199618Imagine putting Fu Ji under a hydraulic press and turning it on at its slowest setting.
>>554199930Ichihime wouldn't say this
>>554200017she's crying because she's being forced to say it at gunpoint
4am anon...
>>554199782>>554200558>>554200576
>names posting is bannable now
>>554200796You didn't see anything if you know what's good for you.
GL NYAichihime-0.png
my favorite commentator
It's in the bag
WAR TO SPOTTED IN THE COMMENTARYARREST HIM FOR WAR CRIMES
Let's fucking go catbros
lets go aru and cat
go baggie go
Luigi
Anyone but the bag.
>>554201368He is the one baggie that is aight
You have been chosen, They will come soon.
Washing machine on the telly!
>>554190135Literal fanfiction done by an author who's a huge fan of fate. Not necessarily bad if you're just looking to see an interesting cast of servants fight each other. No mahjong in it at all though
>>554201489Are you saying he's already dead?
Just won a match that went into West 4.
>>554201489Why do you hate bobert5
huhu~
>shows up late>rolls over everyone
>>554202816bad table manners to tilt opponents
Luigi!!!!
>>554202816miyamoto musashi strat
I lost to these retards.
>>554202954Does that include not bathing?
dora sujitrap, kino
I lost to these geniuses.fujitakana-4.png
>>554202816>mfw seeing luigi sujitrapping with dora.
>>554202816The old celestial trick of poisoning your adversaries before engaging them.
cat's enemies can't predict what he's doing because even he doesn't knowichihime-6.png
YOU'RE USING TOO MANY IMAGES STOP IT!!!!
>>554190074Real last thread >>554123635
Luigi is powerful...
luckshitter le... luckshit againwow so much fun
>>554203671
>>554203673shes so cute and better than her little sister
where is my two tickets for the stream event
LuigiGAWD destroying this table with deranged plays.
Today I will drop riichi tile suji when I have genbutsu.
Pushing suji is a flow check
>>554199293>the cat got 4th after a correct, but soulless dama.
>>554201562ichihime-0.pngI'll give it a try then.
>>554204765No decision the cat has made today would have affected the outcome. He's simply cursed by the gods, it's his time to go
>>554204124True
>>554204765he should've insta-chased for a chance at 1st placehe wasn't even waiting on genbutsu to riichi
>>554204508@grok make it look like she’s flicking her bean
>>554204765I would have oikake'd after luigi riichi'd, honestly.
>>554204880Joke doko
>>554204880Saturne is so lucky
>>554205180he only got second though
>>554204416
>>554204880>s*nma
>>554204880imagine the shimaidon
>>554205503>47m
>chankanAHAHAHAHAHA
catbros...
catbros
How unlucky can you be?
blud thought he was saki baka
Nyaa...
what’s with the random snake hag?
I've found TO, I'm stomping on his roof.
ichihime-2.png
>>554205784It's the ron win effect you get bonding herSo even if you aren't using her she comes in and flashes her hooter at everyone
the haku he needed was in the dead wall anyways...ichihime-4j.png
This is just like all those scenes from Don Quixote where he challenges randos to fights and gets comically beaten up.
HAKU TON
>>554206039Huh, based. Always thought it was weird randomly seeing her tits in my matches
It's our timearu-6.png
STOP THAT ARU
Oh no...
They call him the cat of the rueful countenance...
catbros..ichihime-2.png
Nothing personnel
here is how cat could still win
The chun was safe, dumb Aru.
Renchan nyagger hell begins now!ichihime-1.png
>names
Chiitoi table
>>554208242Nice renchan nyaggot.
Nothing left for cat to do but retard push kokushi.
Great stream.
HO-
Holy luckshitting.
Cha miinasan
Holy fucking shit I've never seen someone this lucky
>Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing
holy FUARKING kino
That's it.I'm arriving 15 minutes late next time
>-107
>>554208709
TO drop the 2 lowest games to reduce variance
Nyagger, your last mission: take the bagger with you
even with 100 k point advantage people loos all the time
this tourney has been great ngl
You know what to do, nyagger.
>>554208849The entire QFs/semis has honestly been fucking top tier jonging
>>554208853This, it's the only way.
>>554208959looper & adeptkeks without tips is a treat to watch
I'm ready intern-kun
>>554209181Wait, that’s..
>>554209181I have all my money ready for the Saki collab and/or next loli that gets added
stop nya..ichihime-2.png
Next cardinal is Mia btwfuji-3.png
>>554209772Who?
You love to see it.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.onoderananaha-10.png
There is a Hell, and it's localized entirely around the cat
>>554210013I heard a story once about vets in training they get you to cut up cadaver cats as practice and in doing so they figured out that no, there's pretty much only one way to skin a cat
67
STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
This nyagger is cursed.
>>554210146explain what they're doing to that cat on the telly right now then
Ara ara~
Nyagger sisters, why are we so weak......
>>554210586Grape
HAHAHAHAH
>>554190074kan shides
dama chitoi is kowai...
It was all a big joke. The entire tournament was orchestrated to inflict cosmic levels of misfortune on a singular cat
>>554207758kek
it's not blitz, it's half blitz
>>554211002>qualifies to semi>misfortuneYou wouldn't know
>>554211002WHY DID HE BEAT ME IN THE QUARTERS THEN
>>554211175To raise the stakes. You were a necessary narrative sacrifice upon the altar of comedy
Crimson chemist choked in quarters, 100% avoidable
nyaggerkeks, I think we should have riichied our ittsuu
Jaa minasan, enryonaku moratcha imasu yo !
>>554211293i was shitting my brains out i couldn't help it...
LuigiGAWDS... I, a mere nyagger weakling, PROSTRATE before your magnificence...
>>554211396it literally does not matter, the tiles have marked him for death
>>554211459You need a hat loicense to do that
>>554211389Me at the bottom
Cat you need to be retard chasing double yakuman right now.
>>554211758That’s not honorable
Ryuiisoubros...
>>554211758chasing yakuman earns you a disqualification
>>554212627sanma to got disqualified last night so it's okay
>>554212757noway, i thought he was good, how did he lose to a bunch of adepts
>>554212892bookhag drank that wine with no hesitation
>>554212940Before this luigi, there was the hanner
I dont know about players, but I'm having a blast
>>554212940average sanma player fallacy
>>554212940have you watched a single table? they were all like that
Chankan should be a thing with closed kkans regardless of kokushi or not, this is such bullshit.
>>554213223shut up aru
>>554213223It shouldn't even be a thing for kokushi
doko
I call being the famous Mia fyi
NOOOO
Holy kino.
what the FUCK
Let's fuckin gooooaru-952.png
Aru big hand.
NOKILL THAT BAGGOT
There's no fucking way you can be as lucky as this Luigi and still lose right...
I'm sorry for what happened to this cat. It is truly a lucky mans game...
based based based based based
LUIGI NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>kino comeback as soon as the frontier brain theme plays
Pathetic
go aru go
>>554213827mahjong is a game of luck and skill, if he doesn't chiihou he can fuck it up
Thoughts on tournament with no uma, just pure skill, no 60 points swing from bs
Get back in the bucket
>>554214230Have any of these hands looked like pure skill to you?
Hahahaha
>M1 looper table
Y-you did well, nyagger.ichihime-2.png
aru bros? how are we feeling?
Arukeks? Lost to LuigiGAWDS.
Crab hag is merciless.
Read a book nigga.onoderananaha-0.png
>>554214230Have you watched any of the games?But yes, it has been an extremely kino tourney so far.
>>554193096resuming
>-170.4
>>554214591Envious sorcerers are responsible for this.
>>554214591фX-1iWpQmFOLaF2fTф
Hoshino would have won that.
all dreams end, nya...
koko?
>>554214752all soundposts end, nya...
catbros...they are making fun of us...
Majsoul Friends Room 12897(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=12897standard koko
>>554215809I just wanted to not get 3 4ths, bweh.
I'm at work
>>554216021>/jong/ room
>>554216021started!
je suis ichihime
>>554216180that's slander
Huge respect for what the cat did in S4. Takes a true gentlenyan to display such sportsmanship.
>>554216302we are ichihime
Evens learn to count fu this year Odds kms0 play ranked
Is it just me overthinking it, or has there been more m*le users than usual lately?
Chi?
>>554201562>done by an author who's a huge fan of fateyou skipped the part where he, nasu, and urobuchi are playing ttrpgs together
>>554216796Who is the biggest draw
>>554216302I stand with cat.
>>554216965I like chii into 9m yeah.
>>554216965No, I really dont see why, dropping 9m anyway next
I am begining to hate Ichihime.
>>554216965no, what the hell is wrong with you>>554216889i've been spamming mjg on discord
>>554216889gintama collab lured all the fujos back
>>554199293VOD here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8hopJyvQy0Top 4 is decided, and the finals will take place in 21 hours from now. See you then
>>554217506
>>554217357>discordare you implying troons play male characters?
>tourney almost overWhere is the next one, chop chop, TOkeks.
>>554217536only good emote from rc
i just pulled of a 5 repeat all last dealer comeback from 5k to 40k points in sanma
>>554217680Don't worry, sanma tourney 3 is ready to be announced as soon as this one ends.
>>554217750what about the sleeping animal thing
>>554217680nobody wants to follow up this one ... fuji TO set the bar too high
>>554217851That is fine if you think of something interesting this time, it does not have to be big, like this tourney, but it should have a little flavor
Tourney idea:>sanma>tonpuu>4 han minimum
>>554216965>>554217193>>554217256>>554217357Yes. Chi cut 9m
>>554217619probably not but there are actually quite a few real females and people that just like guys there
>>554217946>laziest tourney ever>big hitgimmick niggers will never recover.
>never deal in>do nothing wrong except get unlucky>lose 20,000 points to tsumos>come in last place
>>554217114I didn't know that, that's incredibly based actually.
I'm not gay but I would play the bartender if I got himI'm not gay
>>554217506I might be late again. My alarm got tripped 23 times until I woke up and queue. I'm sorry TO. I'll try to wake up early.t. Luigi
>>554218206you should push
>>554217680War TO please do something, I will be with you next time I promise.
>>554218245I legit have never seen this emote before.
the book of job
>>554218245Why are you gay?
>>554218106Turns out most people in the mahjong general want to play mahjong. But I respect the TOs wanting to torture people.
>>554218245why are you in denial
>>554218359i checked the replay and nearly every time i could've done a risky push, i would've dealt inthe only time that wasn't true, i would've been pursuing a 2000 point hand
>>554218245I mean, as long as you're not lusting after your male jyanshi, it's not gay.
>>554217154Shochans supple boypussy
rp tourney 3 doko
>>554218664it is boipucci (pronounced boy-putchee)
>>554218410If you hadn't declared riichi right away you would have had tanpin dora 2 on a three sided wait at the start of the 2nd row.
>>554193096>>554214557I'm not crying. It's just raining.
We're the dust-born! This bug is airborne. We're the new porn. Our kind is newborn We're the dust-born!
>>554218352Sleep less!
I'm calling Matsumoto "Bookbro" at the MLeague meetup
>if you hadn't whip-bop-doobity-bop you would've gotten the perfect tile on the next draw why didn't you read the bakyou??
It’s time for an extreme gimmick desu … something like scrabble
>>554219075bib
>>554218245I wouldn't mind having him either, for the rare occasion I meet someone using his sister in a friendly.
>>554218410bamb bros...
Majsoul Friends Room 78754(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=78754
>>554217750I like the owl drumming one
>>554217750aurora-4.gif
>>554218936Sleeping less affects my flow. My mahjong soul will be broken beyond repair.
>>554218382It's been posted 3 times in two year intervals
>>554219026Sorry I couldn't hear you was too busy tsumoing my haneman and winning my game instead of betting on the dead wall then complaining about it like some occult psycho.
>>554218352Understandable, but know that I'll wait 15 minutes tops before sending in a substitute.
>>554219328>filthy hanner room
to struggle pointlessly against misfortune is what mahjong is all about
>>554219328full and started
>>554219662
What is the most similar game to mahjong that doesn't have any random elements?
>>554219662this is still my favorite mjg clip ever
>>554219662A classic of all times
>>554219559>cute hanner room
>>554219924shougi
>>554219924super smash brothers melee
Today I learned that Luigi is- A devious suji trapper- Can assassinate a single player of his choosing- Blessed by the Heavenly Mandate- Can plot with other player on the table by communicating via mahjong- purposefully tedashi on low scoring hands- better sister than chink Mario
>>554219662How can a simple cat hold so much stories.
>>554219924Guilty gear
>>554219662this clip is like a fable where the moral is that you should never go atozuke
Today I learned that Miko is- Still best when ignored
>>554219924Clair Obscur is also a JRPG
>>554219924open hand open wall mahjong
Vyvanse, Adderall, or Ritalin?For mahjong of course
I hate JUNKIES the most
>>554216021gege
>>554216021gg
>>554216021GGs
>>554216021Thanks for the invite! I'm just a different bred of nyagger.
>>554220160Actually true.
>>554217154Uotani
>>554220160Elaborate.
>>554220160Xrd has danger time
Hannah has to be the most forced character in mahjong history, not even yuzu niggers push her goblin this much.
>>554221368the actual forced character would be cynthia or luigi
Bravo, burgers.
>>554221368>furries are mentally illwow, amazing insights there buddy.
>>554221368Factually incorrect, even on booru Yuzu has more presence than Hannah
>>554220160Great thing is that you can use the same controller to play it as mahjong.
>>554221368They need to stay relevant since no one’s like furshit
>>554221646ichihime has even more and it doesn't make her a forced character but simply a good characterwhile hannah "oc" was almost entirely done by a single person
I did it, bros. I'm a real yaku-man now.
>>554221173The creator said he based strive off mahjong. Also there's the famous mahjong controller incident...
It's just because she's mained by autists who make oc
>>554220104Luigi pleasures old men for money!
>>554221928babby yakuman but good job!
>>554221964And Strive is the worst entry of the series and overrun with troons. Curious
>>554222036Only me
>>554222036Nyaggers pay money to pleasure Luigi!
>>554221173why are you so new
>>554222205In some cultures that’s called marriage.
>>554221928Nice! I've only gotten one in a friendly.
>>554221928congrats
SAVE ME YAKU-MAN
>>554221928Nice one WaffleIronHuggies for you
>>554220104>- purposefully tedashi on low scoring handsYou mean sashikomi.
>>554221928With that red 5, and a riichi, would it have been a counted yakuman even on ron?
Clock strikes twelve and moondrops burstOut at you from their hiding placeLike acid and oil on a madman's faceReason tends to fly awayLike lesser birds on the four windsLike silver scrapes in MayAnd now, the sands become a crustMost of you have gone away
You know the game is off to a great start when you get hanetsumo'd on E1.
>>554222542>riichi sanankou toitoi doraPretty close, you only need 7 more han.
>>554222542anon?
>>554222256Rough day?
>>554221928I thought I got this one but then it turns out if didn't count because it was ron not tsumo and then i was sad
Been gobbling up a massive amount of lindor chocolates, my favorites are the yellow ones and I can't tell the difference between the red and green ones unless I have them side by side. Mahjong.
>>554222675Of course, when you get to s4 and are at less than 10k points, you get better draws for yakumans.
>>554222864I would rape this bunny so hard.
I got to throw on and go onYou know I got to flow on, select us on ya radio play us'Cause we're friendly for ozone, but that's not all so hold onTight as I rock the mic right, oh, excuse me, pardonAs I synchronize with the analysed upcoming vibesThe session, let there be a lesson, questionYou carry protection or will your heart go onLike Céline Dion, Karma Chameleon
Jane’s plump and juicy thighs…
Majsoul Friends Room 79950(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=79950On second thought, I haven't had enough mahjong and I'm too drunk for ranked. Get the FUCK in here. Dama ari, tameron ari, everything ari, busting is NASHI.room theme (the song that's stuck in my head right now): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY7h4VEd_Wk
>>554222864Jealous. Is there really a taste difference between the colors? Or is it just placebo like with Skittles
>>554222864What a coincidence, me too. They were on sale. I ate an entire tin in one dayGod help me I couldn't stop if I tried, they're too good. I could eat a bathtub full of those hazelnut ones
>>554223406HAT ROOM!
>>554223406GET BACK HERE NURSE I ALREADY SENT AN EMOTE TO YOUR PROFILE
>>554223406started
I WILL RON YOU RON YOUWRAP MY KAN AROUND YOUI WILL RON YOU RONMY URA DORA !!
Wait, should I always sed an emote to the other players’ profile before playing?ichihime-2.png
>>554224241I usually do it after.ichihime-0.png
>>554224241Just do it during the game. illya-0.png
>>554224301I would do it after if someone fixed creepy uncle
>>554224734Oh, you can do that too..
>>554224836You can’t during the match
I use the old team tourney's rankings page to emote anons after friendlies.
>>554223419>>554223452I didn't use to like them cause I found them too sweet, but something happened and I can't stop, since I've been eating from the top, the green ones, hazelnut, are all on the bottom, one in my mouth as I type this.
>>554223452This is why I don't buy sweets and only keep ingredients for meals in my house
>>554225878Coconut is the best, they also have special Christmas versions which includes a pistachio one which is also godly
>>554223452When I eat snack foods, I place a set number into a bowl, and put the container away.
>>554219328gg dabe
I'm a fat genius
>>554219328gg
>>554226459Oh yeah? post your fat hacks
>>554219328ggs nya
>>554219328ggs, fun games.
>>554226558I learn them all from watching Aris
>>554226558if you eat faster you can eat way more before you feel full
>>554226637God I love Contender
HISAREADY UP
>>554225573Great minds think alike.
>>554223406grrrrr...gg
>>554227653
>>554227582Nah, it's time for little anons to sleep.
>>554227342Yeah, she's very Steve-coded.
I'm Steve-coded (retarded)
shit haipais in sanma is a fucking death sentence because you just know the other 2 are like 1-2 shanten to tenpai
>>554229420Then fold
>>554227947I DON'T WANT TO BE SOUP, NOOOOO
Tell me about Jane, why does the post the names?
>>554223406GGs
>>554223406GGs!
>>554223406GG!
>>554223406GG
>>554223406ggs
>>554223406gg
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
>>554222464C-can I get a huggy mayhaps?
>>554231921Your textpost license and registration please.
STOP gging
Hehe, I'll reply to the post pretending to have played in the room. I'm freaking hilarious!
>>554223406GG!!
>>554232170bg
We're watching the telly, right?
>le...chorizopost!
>>554232276telly?
Hugging all the low IQ anons in the thread.
get back here Lulu I need to recoup my losses
>>554232336
>>554232332Aru? Your anniversary?
>>554232547dont waste my time, just tell me if the shupogakis are added or not
>>554232276That BA stream that popped up when I opened X?
Aru 2
>>554233018But they've been out for months
>>554233018Anon...
Complete any match (with no AI) daily for 2 daysMajsoul Friends Room 21996(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21996
I'm at work (with no days off) for 3 days
>>5542335172/4
>>5542335173/4
>>554233517started
>got to go to work>it's -40 outsideshould i grinch?
>>554234742Are you the anon that lives in Antarctica
>>554234742>workingcc-5.png
>>554234969kek
>>554234742Fun fact: -40 is the same in Celsius and Fahrenheit
Majsoul Friends Room 30272(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30272
>>5542360383/4
>>554236038started
Workout is done. Doko??
>>554233517gg bad time for me I think, can only do one.
>>554233517gg
>>554233517ggs
Me? I just press F5 when it's all last, I'm 3rd or 4th, and someone else just won.
Me? I deal in with dora for shits and giggles
I've been practicing counting fu but now I'm fumbling counting han quickly. This is embarrassing
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RENCHANYAKITORI, NO TENPAIDON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I DEAL IN PUSHING
>>554238029Based.
>>554238029Kakkoii...
For me? It's spamming 100 clicks per second where the Confirm button will appear.
Is it better to be kakkoii, or yasashii?
>>554239318Tsuyoi.
It starts with one Steve I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard he tries Keep that in mind he cut the five that confirmed sanshoku in due time
My Numbers set is shipping this week! Excited to teach some friends
Why didn't you just write the number with a sharpie
>>554239937It disturbs the soul of the tile.
>>554239493If you don't post the first amos numbers nigger discard you will have failed the thread
STOP FUCKING CALLING AND SHIFTING THE TILES FUCKING RETARDED SHIMO YOU'RE NOT WINNING EITHER WAY WHEN YOU KEEP OPENING YOUR HAND LIKE A WHOREichihime-8.png
>>552088852It happened again.I preheated the oil even longer this time, I let the batter rest, and still, they're just cylindrical pancakes.Is it just not possible to make yorkshire puddings unless you're actually in bongland?Mahjongs for this feel?
I can't play without numbers and tips.
>>554240797;_;
>>554240926Should've played on tenhou lil bwo.
How many sugars do you like in your Pepsi
I can't play with numbers on. Too much information
I can't play with pants on.
I can't play with the lights on
I can't declare riichi
Quick matches for event. Join me!Majsoul Friends Room 25002(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25002
>Pedo koko
>go to local mahjong club>ask if i can take my socks off when playing because it feels more comfortable for me>they get disgusted and deny my request>no longer allowed to show up at the club
I can't jong
>>554242457This room is too lewd for me.
>>554242525Join
>>554242457S-source!?
>>5542424572/4>>554242816I tell you if you join for a game
>>554240797I think you're just bad at baking. This seems dead ass simple. Gomen.https://youtube.com/watch?v=FZD7tlm7I0EMahjong
>>554242457OOOOOOO WHAT A PORN
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/1250478/c25976d7d6
>>554242912Fine
This is a booba general. Pedos not welcome!
>>554242457started!
>>554236038gg
>>554236038gg thanks for hosting!
i just hit a 25.86% dama rate on amae-koromo
>>554244118Based
>>554244118there is a point of diminishing returns where dama ceases to be an optimal play and you have crossed it
>>554242915maybe, they taste really good though\mahjongxenia-11.png
tfw no one replies to your soundpost
>>554244521
/mjg/ will take friendlies seriously
>>554242457I feel like there's been a resurgence of Sasha-clones lately.
>>554244521>>554244704have you tried making a kino soundpost?
All my Steve sound posts aren't on this phone, I didn't copy my kuroba folder over
>>554245138I dama in friendlies.
I love being Brazilian
>>554245138friendlies become a paywalled feature.
what if steve was blue?
She'd be Beve
What if steve was a shonenspic?
>>554246027She would shoot black rocks.
I hate Steve the most
Silent move: Tenpai of Darkness
I hate no one, but like Mila, she's cute.
>>554242457gg
I really want to get into Monogatari.I really liked the Nadeko series anon was streaming, but I fell asleep before they fought Meek and God Nadeko.Now I can't find the series anywhere.Do I just download everything from nyaa?Also I hate hats the most.
>>554246563All right, this time it's actually cringe.kristeve-6.png
>>554243001Honkers are alright but flat chests are just better
>>554242457gg bros
>>554246692no it's not
>>554246752amaekoromo-1.png
>>554246682enjoyhttps://www.wcoflix.tv/
>>554242457GG, a surprisingly fun game mode!Now the source please
>>554246912Thank you sheentia slopper
Amae Koromo: The Animation
>>554246912>WatchCartoonOnline iteration no. 2000I thought we moved on from this a decade ago, anon…
>>554247069
>there still exist people too retarded to use torrents
>>554247158That expression is super eroi
>>554242457gg nice blessing of heaven>>554246969https://mangadex.org/title/ed86b700-5559-4e46-88a6-70a292c72dcb/itazurakko-you-ni-habakarazu
>>554247205maybe i don't want to clog my drive with anime i'll watch once and never again?
>>554246912This doesn't have Otorimonogatari and Nademonogatari.I'm a Monogatari tourist, never had the time to fully watch everything.I'm genuinely lost about the series.>>554247205Do I just download everything from nyaa?
>>554247308You know you can just delete your slop after you're done with it, right?
If you don’t want to download bittorrent or transmission or whatever, I recommend TorBox. Downloads your torrent server side, just provide the magnet link from nyaa! Pretty quick too.
>>554247308you can just pump and dump....just delete the files when you're done
>>554246692Your Steve-pass has hereby been revoked.
>>554247264Thank you. Mhehehe
>>554247356Always go production order.
>>554247356>Do I just download everything from nyaa?retard xenia gudie to watching series:1. go to the series page on wikipedia2. check the release order of stuff3. download everything from nyaa4. watch it in order
I need to pick Monogatari back up again. For some autistic reason I never allowed myself to watch a part until I’d finished the book beforehand, so after 15 books straight I burned out last year around math girl. Like a retard
how fucked up would it be to watch monogatari in canonical chronological order?
>>554247612>>554247562Do you have any idea how much stuff Monogatari is?I really just wanted to finish watching the Nadeko series for now.
>>554247382why would you use it instead of just participating in the p2p sharing community and helping to build the network?your service sounds like a scam to centralize the downloads so that it can be quickly cut off whenever it gets big enough
>>554247409Or just stream it? It's the same sauce anyway unless you use a private tracker that has BD-rips, what's this retarded snobism of torrent>stream?
>>554247743I somehow zoomed through 14 Monogatari LNs in 2 weeks but I can’t even read a page of RB1 without dozing off
I haven't bothered with the new monogatari season. There was literally a final season, the story is over. Everything after that is guaranteed to degenerate into cash cow slop. I am content to let the story end on a high note with owari.cynthia-8.png
>>554247845>Do you have any idea how much stuff Monogatari is?how is it hard to go in order from 1 to ni hate zoomers so much it's unreal
>>554247975Are you a bot? I don't want to go in order.
>>554247850I’m sorry anon, what do you mean by participating in p2p? Is this supposed to be equivalent to downloading and not seeding, or something? And how do I participate properly so I can improve the community (asking seriously, I wasn’t even attached to the site anyway)
>>554247308Not going to lie you people sometimes sound like the biggest newfags possible. Maybe that's why /mjg/'s anime taste is usually not the best.
>there are anons here who don't know what torrenting even is/mjg/ is young now
>>554247891>Just stream it, guys! I have a new streaming service! Uninstall the torrent software while you're at it, you surely don't need it anymore, right? The streaming service quality is the same! Oh, it shut down? Don't worry, there's another one here! Oh, some anime is behind a paywall... Remember to disable adblocking! Streaming is so great!
>>554248159Torrenting? I click button and torrent becomes episode :DDDD
1 year ago /mjg/ would have told me exactly what I wanted in one post, now I have to resort to grok, fuck you.Humanity deserves total and complete doom, you've caused this with your retardation!
>>554248196You could feed an entire stable with that much straw.
>>554248064what? you download stuff, you seed it, therefore you're participating, because someone got stuff because of you, that's how you build p2p (peer to peer, you're a peer)downloading and not seeding is what kills the network
>>554248145>posts shits gayis this bait?
>>554248293No, /mjg/ has always spanked spoiled brats like you.
YOU は SHOCK!!!
>>554248365S;G isn't a newfag anime anymore bro. Hasn't been for years and years.
I don't watch anime hth
>>554248293you literally got the answer you absolute retard
>>554248409False, I was always spoonfed and loved!I don't want to do any work, you should be doing it for me!>>554248524No, the answer I wanted was>Monogatari Series: Off & Monster Season>Nadeko Arc
>>554248454i still call people who joined during the first trump election "newfags"this site hasn't been the same since then
>>554248293oh my god are you retardedlike actually retardedare you telling me you can't find the order of which the series was producedON WIKIPEDIA?????https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monogatari_(series)
>>554248454S;g still be overrated thoughbeit
>>554248709maybe link him https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Monogatari_episodeshe might not be able to find it, because there's too many words
>>554248051You just want the Nadeko supercut? You won’t have a clue what’s going on but don’t say I didn’t warn you>Bakemonogatari Episode 9,10 (Nadeko Snake)>Nisemonogatari Episode 10 (Tsukihi Phoenix Pt 3)>Koyomimonogatari Episode 5>Second Season Eps 12-15 (Nadeko Medusa)>Second Season Eps 21-26 (Hitagi End)>Off & Monster Season Eps 2-6 (Nadeko Draw)Bonus:>Zoku-Owarimonogatari Ep 2>Koyomimonogatari Ep 9 (Koyomi Torus)
>>554248623Just watch a good show instead.
>>554248293I'm withholding the answer. Use animekai or whatever the fuck and watch in release order.
Shartgays
>>554248364Haha yeah, I don’t disable seeding after torrenting nope, not me
>pedogatari
Cheerio?
>>554248943You called?
>>554248815You must be thinking of JJK or some other anime>>554248943Kill yourself
>>554249016it's chesuto, dumb strategian
I haven't had Cheerios in decades
>>554248887I didn't have a clue when I was watching the stream either, but I liked it, so I wanted to keep watching it.
>>554248978there's literally no reason to do it, unless you live in a third world country where one active torrent takes up your entire connectionyou can configure it in your client to limit the number of active torrents if you don't want it to take all of your bandwidth
>>554248985There are at least 3 confirmed pedos itt and you and me are 2 of them
/mjg/ description: a brothaand one who tends to always keep his business undercoverbut still I wind up in the middle of a clicksome I heard, he heard, she heardshould I continue to listen to the rumors the garbage
How to wake up your general during burger hours with one simple question.
>>554249087I can't roll a 0 sorry
>>554247891Because the quality of streams is shit.They cut the bitrate to save money.
>>554249087uh oh redditard melty
>>554248887Also thank you.
>>554249279It's not 2006.
/mjg/ falling for low hanging bait again
The only thing low hanging here are my nuts
I only torrent full Japanese blurays. Most anime "releases" are fucking shit I have no idea why you would waste the space on motbob or coalgoals slop.
I only import my anime on the original laser disc
>>554248335no you wouldn'tstreaming shills have been at it for two decades nowthe goal is to make as many people as possible drop p2p in favor of "convenient" streaming services to make people completely out of touch with torrenting (there's another nyaapocalypse or something and they won't find the new site) so that they can swiftly shut down all the services later and force people to use netflix or whatever
>>554248159>think I'm downloading a cool song>it's .mp4.exe or CPI don't miss torrenting in ye olden days, to be quite honest
logh from vhstake me back
This chimpout never would've happened if anon had asked about bestgirl instead.
I get my anime from usenet
I only watch anime on a shitty small 724x724 screen that's full of dirt and in 124p quality
>>554249749so you're the kind of guy the antivirus software is made for, huh?
>>554249668It would unironically be an improvement if most of these retards just uploaded the raw RF data from their Domesday Duplicators instead of trying to make a "release" by ruining the image with upscaling and 20 other filters in avisynth.
>>554249159forgetting about someone?
>>554249537Why are you watching anime you KNOW is slop to begin with? If you wouldn’t have it on your drive for the 20 minutes it takes to watch then don’t watch it period
>>554247938RB1 has a few sections that are good. You can skim through and do the wwyds and read the answers even
>>554249961Ah, number three is here. Ménage à trois!
Also, if some anon want to watch Haruhi for whatever reasons, watch the first season in production order.
>Old enough to remember Usenet in it's heyday
>>554249760so you have all of them?
I hate mahjong.
>>554250102actually a good advice, since some releases bundle it in chronological order, so newfags gotta watch out
>>554250102I hate to admit it but I completely ignored Haruhi save a few LN volumes. The melli movie was my first exposure to the animeAnd now I’m mad KyoAni is wasting their time with hibike and even more dragonslop
I watched Fate EXTRA Last Encore the other day at max quality, on a theatre setup and it was quite good.Sabers truly are the glue that carries the franchise, just like my wife Steve carries Mahjong Soul. Now off to watch the last episode of Slop Fake.
Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
how many /mjg/gers were around to experience this phenomenon?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
>>554249225Just listened to this and I don’t know when/where it’s from but it sounds like 2005 southern rap
I only look forward to anime with little girls these days
>>554250407we all experienced it, because we're living in itthe only ones who didn't get to experience it were anons who died before 1993
>>554250407You would need to be like late 40s/early 50s for that.
>>554250556Anon….
>>554250407>>554250554>>554250556Hey, hey, heyBa-dee-ya, say, do you remember?Ba-dee-ya, dancin' in SeptemberBa-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day
I miss calling people summerfags
>>554250407I’m “only” 37 but I was definitely around to see the internet turn to shit. Thanks smartphones. Typing this on an iPhone SE btw
>>554250541Looking forward to the Kereno doujin.
>>554250330>anything called Fate EXTRA that isn't CCC>good
>>554250597I mean that specific instance would make you a uni student in 92.
WHY DID WE GIVE ALL OF THOSE "PEOPLE" INTERNET
How do you play Mahjong physically?What are the dice for?I don't even know what Fu are (or how to count them).Is the only way to reliably scramble tiles is to make one big pile and try your best?
>>554250541Kaya a cute
>>554249749You can still experience this today on /v/, CP and all
I miss never seeing chinks and Indians online unless they were second generation North Americans
>>554250924Nero Claudius carried the show extremely hard, and I want to impregnate her while I give her all the praise possible.
>>554251040Read rb1Now
>>554251040don't worry about it babei'll handle the seating order, dice rolling, wall break, fu count, and stick value for you
I make up boogeymen to be mad about and lecture other people about my superiority for being not like them.
>>554251040The dice are to determine who gets dealer and where the wall begins, iirc. You roll twice and compare the totals
It's burger hours, why are we so fast?
>>554249749You can still experience this today on 4han
>>554251281>stick valueIs there even a point to sticks on a digital autotable? The scores are displayed right there
>>554251398I baited and they are stupid.
>>554251158Nero a fucking shit, retarded derivative of the OG seibah that nasu came up in 5 minutes for a fucking joke and probably spent only one of those five on her ""character"" arc and I wish death upon all UMUniggers
Gintama: The Final Chapter - Be Forever Yorozuya
i wish ranked didnt have to be a toxic and frustrating environmentit feels awkward to emote cause if you're trying to be fun people just get pissed offor you send the friendly emoting guy to the depths and they stop emoting
>>554251398/bag/ is moving at super speeds and killing any and all slow generals. This is just self preservation.
>>554251495Yeah, tenbou are still exchanged it just has a way of tracking what's in your drawer (RFID, electricity, or weight) Some autotables remove the exchange but it's clunky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSBRkVo635o
>>554251561I can’t imagine online Mahjong without emotes. How did people survive Tenhou??
>>554251398we're all staying up to watch the blue archive anniversary stream
>>554251529Easiest way to tell an early fgo player
>>554251683Woah, super interesting. All this tech for a bloody board game table lol. And it’s only 400 bucks or so too!
>>554251529Give her a chance in Last Encore.She's kinda meh to bad in the other media, but in LE she's a very good and enjoyable character.
>>554251512m-metal koromo? how high is her powerlevel in this form?
>>554251694Who is emoting in your game? Whenever I emote I get instamuted.
Someone make her red
>>554251040Honestly, join an autotable game here if you want to know the general motions of IRL mahjong.
>>554251398I’m really stimmed tonight somehow after spending the entire day in a catatonic fugue state. Thanks brainOver half the messages are just me talking to myself
>>554251948@grok make her red
>>554251829Bronze lobbies haven’t lost their Mahjong Soul yet, I suppose
>>554251759don't insult me, if I was a F*O player I would have called her altria
>>554251040counting fu is actually pretty easy once you understand it, what i want to know is how you get from han & fu to the final point calculationis it just pure memorization or is there some kind of formula that calculates it?
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All Sabers are good characters for the simple fact that they are all idiots trying to uphold noble ideals, without having a clue on how to do it, but trying anyway, at the cost of dying for them.People like that are a dying breed because they are suicidal, and their rarity makes them all the more appealing.saber-940.png
>>554251948there is a real formula, but not a single person will ever use itjust memorise it
According to the Japanese the last good autotable ever manufactured was the AMOS Ultima, which just so happens to be the one featured in both Saki and on Tenhou.haramuranodoka-0.png
>>554249725I don't give a fuck about what shills say. There are more free streaming sites now than ever, it's not like there's a void outside of CR and Netflix. Zoomers being tech illiterate has much deeper roots than being convinced by those so-called shills. Those poor fucks have a general disdain for torrenting, thinking it's malware and socially unacceptable, further propagating the lack of know-how. Their self-censoring is much broader than piracy alone. But if some anon just wants to check out a series he shouldn't be smothered with misplaced activism and just use what's the most convenient for him. Uploaders will upload and the health of the swarm on public trackers will stay shit like it always has been since these torrent advocates don't keep seeding and miss the whole point of their witch hunt. kristeve-7.png
torrenters think it's based to stop seeding the moment they finish their downloadthey are naturally killing themselves
>>554252348i just looked it up and there is a formulait's:fu * 2^(2 + han)if non-dealer, multiply by 4. if dealer, multiply by 6. and finally round up to the nearest hundredyay! i learned more about mahjong today!
Me when IMe whenWhere are the image slots
>>554253556/mjg/ is the only general that could have images turned offwe have the emote script
>>554253458I always seed for at least two days if not months after downloading, and I'm the retarded zoomer demographic.
>>554253735>emote scriptWhat is this and where do I get it?! I also don't have sound.mirai-6.png
>>554254635Anon, we have the OP that answers everything /mjg/ related.
>>554253540pretty much everyone in this thread already knows thatalso, this anon >>554252791 replied to you, but he quoted the wrong post
amaekoromo-0.pnghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-PL0Ibjf8Y
here's where I'd post a steve image
>>554253978whenever i sperg out at zoomers i always hope guys like you know i don't mean them
>>554254972Yes, I'm just messing with you, ojiikek. I knew you'd overthink it. Get got.xiaoyuan-3.png
>>554255157i'm not even the anon you replied to
Who the hell is Ron
>>554255609the CEO of mahjong
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>>554255504A fish is still a fish.matousakura-5.png
>>554255650i thought john mahjong is the ceo of mahjongronald haneman is just one of the inventors
>>554255668gn anonieeliisa-985.png
>>554254804amaekoromo-0.png
Why are we dropping pages so fast?
>>5542563482 /bag/ threads autosaged in the meantime
>>554256397Didn't the splinter off even slightly during that time 4chan was down in April?
>>554256656They did but the other one has been slowing down ever since the split. It's also their anniversary so /bag/ is in overdrive mode.
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it's crazy how /bag/ owns /vg/, and by extension /mjg/shiroko-12.png
the bag situation IS CRAZYaru-4.png
>https://4stats.io/>/bag/ is at 13.11 posts per minutebaggots... we KNEELhannah-7.png
room
I never used the extension, I just imagine the emotes in my mindamaekoromo-0.png
actually hold that doko request, I gotta clog the toiler
I don't have the script either I just think it's funny to post like this. fujitakana-8.png
>>554258298same, i have most of them memorized
>>554258298Oh yeah? Imagine a new emote then.
>/mjg/ averages 1 post per minutethis is patheticfujitakana-8.png
>>554258467>amaekoromo--1.pngamaekoromo-0.png
>>554258298but can you rotate and explode them in your head?
How much is 2han 110fu worth?
>>554258472Coming from /jp/, I thought /mjg/ was lightning fast
is /mjg/ /a/-coded or /jp/-coded?hinamomo-5.png
/jp/ since we all watched Sio 5 years ago
>>554258819why do you wanna know?
I haven't watched anime in 8 years.keikumusume-0.png
>>554259095I didn't watch her but I did see the revenge porn artists drew of her
>>554258986/int/-codedI won't elaborate
>>554259219I'm pretty sure it had to be like one guy just commissioning gang rape porn of her, it was always gang rape
>>554258775Yes, especially Fu Ji
porn with more than 1 male in it is adjacent to ntryou know i'm rightichihime-997.png
>>554258775What types of rotations? What kind of explosions?Clockwise, anticlockwise, quarter turn, half turn, three-quarter turn, full turn, continous, 2d, 3d?Regular explosions, gorey, .gif from metal slug, micheal bay, colorful ones, chinese cum, regular bukkake, nuclear, plasma, hypernova, megumin, 500kg eagle, vietnam war, economic, technological, etc.?The answer is yes to all of them, btw.amaekoromo-0.png
>>554259460what if it's gay porn
>>554258602aaaah, this is unfathomable. morikawaayako-971.png
>>554259727There's a cute loyal woman who would have had one of their children. It's a societal cucking
>>554259460all the porn is ntr
BAKE THE BREAD
>>554259338Based, everyone should do that when their oshi betrays them
>>554259468sameyears ago i would've called you out for being retarded, because you're acting like you're proud of something anyone can do, but the internet taught me we're actually in the minority
>>554259460the other males are my /mjg/ bros in my head, so its not really ntr
>>554259468>zoomers can only imagine a hyperactive tiktok editkujouriu-5.png
where is amanda baker?
>>554260469>>554260469>>554260469
>>554260247I was acting retarded on purpose, though?amaekoromo-7.png>>554260256Meidos get it.amaekoromo-0.png
>>554260616I thought it was funny. Don't mind the fag.
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