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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
https://www.nightreignmap.com/en

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>554149915
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first time running haloslop relic and 2 out of the 3 runs i did i got it from my friends with 0 drop on my end lol
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erg is finished
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Who knew there would come a day where Executor is my most favorite person to see in a game
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>>554233531
i get it in maybe half my games but i still run it to make spelltroons mad
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is practice chinese?
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>depth 4 with randos, get triple executor
>one of them dodges
some people can't be helped, you can lead them to fun but they'll shy away from it
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I want to flirt with a girl
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>>554236408
I don't get it man he's probably the second best character to double up on and the best one has an explicit mechanic to abuse stacking.
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>>554236537
>>554236408
Why is he one of the best to have multiples of?
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>>554235509
are these spelltroons in the thread with us?
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dang. My winstreak.
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>>554237097
That shit felt bad man
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>>554237097
Lets be real it wasnt that high to begin with
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Do people talk about ELDEN RING anymore here?
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>>554237374
we had a few loretards yesterday
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>>554236797
the only character you shouldn't have multiples of are ironeye, because hitting an enemy with multiple marks only extends the duration and one ironeye is perfectly capable of 100% mark uptime by himself, and maaaybe a caster, especially now, as bringing a caster really is a game of RNG once again, so you're going to want to give them drops, especially at towers

everyone else can get like literally 1 successive attacks damage negation item and be good for the entire run, bonus points if they find something with melee or skill damage on it
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>>554237268
no but I want to beat my record
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>>554237591
to clarify, a sorc caster, revenant no longer cares about picking up seals because she just builds around starting beast claw or starting lightning spear, and if you see an incantations undertaker just know she's doing it for that run only just to see if it can work, and she's going to conclude that the answer is no
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>>554237374
It will pick up once Tarnished Edish launches.
In the meanwhile, ER NTR is fun
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>>554236797
because all of them deflecting instead of dodging breaks stance quick. they also stack status.
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>>554237374
I talk about how I want elden ring DLC weapons in nightreign, like light greatswords, does that count
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>>554237374
It's fucking dire.
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jobbing to demihuman & baby yoda solo depth 5 again awards. i'll fucking take bbh over these two anyday.
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>>554237374
What's Elden Ring
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>>554238213
You still don't know how to fight them?
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>>554237960
there are only three light greatswords in ER and that's really dumb
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>>554238213
>i'll fucking take bbc over these two anyday.
okay
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>>554238434
We know, mellow.
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>>554237374
No they don’t, cute blonde loli. And neither should you. It’s old tired news that’s aged poorly as many will tell you. Nightreign will suffer the same fate.
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Watch Duskbloods be the first good game FromSoftware releases
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>>554239247
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>was planning to do a few queues before bed
>birds in queue
>trish in queue
>some lost games
hmm nyo
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I haven't played Elden RIng since the DLC came out
I really wanted to start a new character but I got paralyzed by the whole "starting class defines build efficiency" meme and not knowing what I want to play so now I'm stuck
I hate class stat spread bullshit I wish it were only an equipment thing
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Chainlink flail or grave scythe? I'm talking about in normal Elden Ring. The lack of reach on the flail is starting to get to me.
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>>554238406
>three light greatswords in ER
>one is a direct downgrade of the other
>the third one is straight up proof fromsoft learnt nothing from previous games
I try to give them grace but they don't really deserve it
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just give bird a double dodge like duchess, it would have the iframes of 1 regular dodge
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>>554238406
there's only four reapers, and yet somehow that's the most used weapon type in nightreign
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>>554239810
Leda is a downgrade of Milady, but how is the paired one proof they didn't learn from the past
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https://files.catbox.moe/62orr9.jpg
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>>554240358
why are you posting this
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gg gigadogs melted

i love scytheslop!
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anal is gross honestly. always close the vid when i see it.
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Ez run Hotdogs. Nice job getting the castle fully done day 1.
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>>554240479
>>554240538
based animefags
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>>554237374
Not much to talk about.
All lorekeks killed themselves when the DLC dropped, and both the coop and PVP are too broken for anyone to care about discussing or engaging with them.
Also you can't even have actual fight clubs in it.
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>>554240294
Same problem Dancer's Enchanted Swords have.
That's one problem, the other problem is that they keep making the coolest weapons suck donkey balls, while "rotten shitsmeared greatclub with 'walmart shart scream' ash of war" is PvE and PvP meta.
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I'm at 9k but still don't have a good grasp of ED libra.
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>>554240851
>Same problem Dancer's Enchanted Swords have.
what, scaling off too many stats?

>they keep making the coolest weapons suck donkey balls
eh it's not so bad in ER, it's not like a fucking scimitar is amazing or anything
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I temporarily block erg tourists for roughly 1 month. Sorry, you won't be using me as a crutch to climb D5.
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>>554241034
wasn't the best weapon of the DLC some random chicken leg club
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>>554241034
Yeah, too many stats scaling and none of them with good scaling.
You could literally get two miladys and they'd perform better.
>it's not so bad in ER
Maybe I exaggerate but it's still a problem. You make a boss weapon, it has to be good. A big retarded rusted anchor is better than them.
Spells also suffer from this. Scarlet Aeonia is worse than throwing fucking pebbles at someone or screaming really loud.
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>>554240864
To elaborate do you guys just run away from spawns until they deaggro or do you burst them down? Do you stay together to gank them or split?
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fun
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>>554236797
Status stacking is good and you can gain dormant synergies like attack up near blood loss. He's extremely consistent so you're unlikely to compete for resources despite being on the same character, but you can share your excellent dormant pool to power up your team if you're already good. Worst case scenario someone can go to end game on a frost bleed starter katana. Unlike a lot of characters who have weaknesses, executor is very well rounded in combat to start so you're neither risking being a no damage comp or at risk of the boss one wiping everyone at 1 bar off an unlikely AoE.
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>>554241381
i thought you take less likely to be targeted and run
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>>554241381
You prioritize the invaders. Unless he riots and he's below 50% or so, in which case you can ignore them.
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>>554241419
i thought she died
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>>554241381
You get an blue/purple LL item and focus the boss. Eventually he calls a riot and then you never have to think about them again. If no one has an LL item you have to kill them, pick up the big orb they drop, and hit the boss to make him go mad to delay him spawning another wave.
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>queue into a random run as usual
>chinese yet again
what happened in china? why are they all playing nightreign now?
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>>554241516
That's what I thought, that if you have 13 lltbt you can run, and if you don't then you'll get the aggro and kite them while your team kills libra.
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>>554240439
https://files.catbox.moe/tl5y5a.jpg
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>>554241829
11 am on a sunday
>>554241703
nyo
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>>554239580
I have good news for you anon, Vagabond is the most efficient starting class for like 99.999999999% of use cases.
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>>554241940
it's been like this for the past week or so there's nothing but chinese people in the random queues
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>>554242041
Is it anon? You're not lying to me?
Please don't lie this is really serious to me.
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>>554241829
If you’ve been playing exclusively with randoms for the past couple of months, you’ll mostly encounter chinks. They’re dominating the random queue.
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>>554242097
All of its starting stats are shit most classes need
a bit of str/dex for min requirements, a bunch of end/vig because every build needs that, and minimal wasted stats on faith/arc/int so you can just focus the one you need
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>>554242097
The only builds that don't start vagabond are pure int or arc, and that's only if you're capping yourself to a pvp bracket like 125, 138, 168 etc.
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>>554241296
>30 new weapon IDs added to the game files for no apparent reason this update
are you sure about that
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>>554238985
>>554239580
>>554240491
>>554240813
>>554240839
>>554241883
all objective truth
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>>554242148
>they're dominating the random queue
Not only the queue
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>>554242229
I'll try to look into it
I was thinking about a DEX/FTH build
>>554242298
I was thinking of just going all out with levels and saying fuck PvP
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>>554242310
Lol. I’ll believe it when I see it.
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>>554242468
Then starting stats really don't matter and vagabond has the easiest start. You only care about class to minmax for a certain level cap.
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>>554242468
throw black flame blade on a wazikashi and go ham king
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>>554237374
Gunsmith Cats mentioned!
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>>554242727
Gunsmith Cats are erg culture
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Im gonna be racist
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>>554241375
I agree it's pretty bad with spells

>>554241883
go on.
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>>554242041
Pedo
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>>554242468
dex/fth is pretty legit

the only time vagabond is bad is if you want to be a pure caster, in which case you should pick prophet or astrologer
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>>554243441
>dex/fth is pretty legit
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>554237374
This is Miqqy general, so yes.
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faith is the shabirivow stat
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>>554243793
I thought this was a Malenia general.
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was this foreshadowing pcr the whole time?
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whats the lore on the dudes sitting in chairs who have a shiny containing Somber Stones?
why were they sitting in lawn chairs on top of skulls in caelid?
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no need to bump the thread
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>>554244165
that's the council of zanzibart
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>>554244165
I should fap to miku rule34
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>>554244165
Its their penis
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GGs Beeg Jelly.
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someone save me from this 1/3 hell
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>go absolutely nuts overtuning my build to get as much damage into it as possible
>it has like 800 hp
>it dies instantly to literally everything
>still does less damage than a halo spammer
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>>554243916
Sure, it is their general.
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>>554244320
Zanzibart didn't have a council you fucking lorelet
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>>554243441
>>554242670
>>554242578
yeah it was either dex/fth or dex/int, both are good to me
thanks anons
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>>554244746
show your build
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>>554244817
heh heh hehe... looks like you don't know the full story, friend.
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>>554244746
hahaha funny frogposter
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>>554244814
I wish the DLC was about how Miquella was actually nice and you helped him bring the age of compassion instead of boring dull GRRM "heh... but he was... actually... LE EVIL..."
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>>554245050
Miq has a fat ass and penis
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Suncatcher may inherit CR2 mods from your mainhand, either intentionally or not
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>>554239247
If it's actually good I'll buy a switch2 oled
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I have to go back to playing this game every day or I just turn into a complete piece of shit. I can't even beat regular EDs anymore I need to just quit nightreign forever.
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>>554242727
No one mentioned it albeit
>>554243793
We need more of him…
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Messmer is my favorite Elden Ring character. because I also have mommy issues.
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>>554244237
>>554244380
my thoughts exactly
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revenant with frenzy spells is fun...
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Hardswapping ruins PvP
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>>554244849
Elden Ring shills Dex/int only a little less than str/faith. You'll have more options for weapons and spells than you know what to do with
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>>554245729
I admit anon, my biggest concern is looking cool and also doing more than 200 damage per hit to bosses
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>>554245145
fact check true
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>>554245898
Same, Elden Ring was worse for looks than fromsoft normally is though so you'll be a little limited. I'm not sure what they were thinking with a lot of the armor.
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>>554246091
Why do some images randomly stop loading halfway on this shitty chink site
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Why does nobody talk about how much damage the great oracular bubble does? It fucking SHREDS boss health
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>>554247010
would you say it cuts them in half?
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lol
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>>554247010
The king of shredding big bodies is ghost flame ignition
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>queue with friends
>lose to gigadel twice
FUCK
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>>554248298
I can understand losing to some EDs in regular mode but you should never lose to adel wtf are you doing
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zuk it up
terr it down
yem it left
ace it right
and slugma it around
and sneed it up
and yuh yuh yuh
tiff

[chorus]
YUH YUH YUH YUH YUUUUH
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
YUH
YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
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beastclaw/lightning spear revenant feels completely fucking useless if you don't get good seals later on and/or you don't get to upgrade your starting seal and/or you don't have + incantations and + bestial/dragon cult god roll relics
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>eternal 1/3
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I'm going to start a new game and ask someone to drop a Milady for me so I can use it from the start
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Where in the town poi is the epic meme chest that drops a purple stone
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>>554249826
surely lightning+12/physical+12 is good enough?
spear feels a lot worse because it does the same fucking damage but takes so much more FP
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>>554249926
Doing the earlygame trek to the shit you want is part of the fun. Just get some coldbleed starfists and rape Mohg's ass.
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been losing too much lately, i think it's time for a break.
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>>554250108
Anon, hand to my heart, I hate early game treks because I can never speedrun ER
I need to do every character questline without fail
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Will people get mad if I first time raider in depth 5 /erg/ and do nothing but position myself behind the boss and wind up colossal charged attacks?
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>>554250031
>surely lightning+12/physical+12 is good enough?
but then you're bricked for later endgame seals
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>>554250315
yes but also griefing games is funny so go for it
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>>554250108
>Do early game trek to goldmask's set and dane's footwork
>base game and dlc is already finished
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>>554250315
wait for terr to stream and do it in his game
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>>554250329
So you're not building into them? Then why does it matter? Claw with no extra buffs is good enough for the early game if you just want to switch around to whatever drops.
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HP back on post-damage attacks +2 is crazy wtf
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I just realized, the Hoarah Loux fight isn't Godfrey just throwing off Serosh. He kills Serosh and fights you using Serosh's strength through divine communion like we see with the highland warriors hunting red bears in the realm of shadow. Which makes his weird bare handed style make sense. He's open palmed and using his fingers to emulate Serosh's claws.
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Since the patch I have gone from barely Depth 4 to now slithering back down to Depth 2. I am currently on a 6 Deeps loss streak. My character was only buffed, and I didn't use any of the Relics that got nerfed, so I have no idea what the problem is, my only guess is that since the patch it looks like I get nothing but pure dogshit out of Orbs so no matter what level I am I'm going into the final day with trash weapons/passives.
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>>554250512
>his
>not her
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>>554249936
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>>554250612
for me it's because i can only win like 1 in 5 games vs the worm, i hate that dumb fight there's nothing fun about it.
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>undertaker is a fucking retard episode
Like how are these cunts in d5 it’s like d0 tier
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I don't like the fact that you always play as a murderhobo in soulsborne games
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>>554251602
the roundtable hold may be a ruin that for some reason 10 people and a literal maid robot can't seem to clean up, but it is the nightfarer's home they go back to at the end of 3 days
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>>554248849
depth 4, he's not in regular rotation now
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>>554251935
I guess it's the only game where you don't play as a brainless retard, yeah
I just really wanted to be friends with Malenia, she's cute
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>>554250608
No. Godfrey Icon:
>When he vowed to become a lord, he took the Beast Regent Serosh upon on his back to suppress the ceaseless lust for battle that raged within.
He just goes from being a lord back to being a warrior again. His style is fantasy WWE sumo, same as Raider's.
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you can just tell when a random run is absolutely fucked in the ass by the fact that the 2 others don't want to do invaders
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>>554252284
you can just tell when a random run is absolutely fucked in the ass by the fact that the 2 others insist on running as deep as possible into Red Bloodbane Crows without pruning any of the adds and trying to fight 2 Invaders at once at level 2

Or you spawn at mudmen.
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I have not seen dukes dear freyja since the dlc came out
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>>554252893
stop nooticing
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FUCK GREAT HOLLOW!!!!!
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>>554252893
I bought the game only after the DLC came out and I've seen it multiple times
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>finishing a run as halo scythe duchess with 4x skill attack up
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>>554252242
You can also hear a beast's roar in his war cry. And all the leaping he does. Actually some of his moves also remind me of how horned lions fight.
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>rando wylder rushes crystals then pings castle day 1
>we end up stacked as fuck and just facetank d5 horse
is this the real hollow strat
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>>554253490
Always has been. Actually getting the tards you random match with to actually get the hint and split up to crystal hunt then not get bodied while still low level in the castle is the hard part.
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>>554246441
Probably your shitty internet (it happens to me periodically too)
>>554249557
Many such cases!
>>554250745
Shut up slut
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>>554253831
Answer the question please
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>>554249936
Forge? The one with multiple bosses you have to kill it usually spawns opposite to main forge itself near the grace.
The one with singular boss it spawns at near the start of the bridge I think. Unsure whether you have to kill the bosses for it to spawn though. I once had it spawn right on top of grace and other chests were opened but that one wasn't
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>>554253468
Nah.
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>can't do castle because I never learned any of the enemy movesets and just unga'd them with jump L1s and DMGS
Oops
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>>554254182
you have to spawn the chest? What the fuck
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>>554254467
which enemy the knights are in evergaols too
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>>554254596
cleanrots, fire knights, omenkillers.
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>>554254568
As said, I am unsure about it since people rarely go there, I haven't actually explored it well enough to but everytime(3) I have opened the chest I got a stone. Could just be lucky or high drop rate.
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GG smol buggos
All that for a 2 minute fight
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>>554254467
Well it's time to learn nigga
Banished Knights can be backstabbed and parried. After you get 2 attacks on them, they're going to do some uninterruptable storm stomp bullshit
Trolls have a specific order you do them in so that you avoid any of them throwing long distance pots at you
Cruci's are easy you probably already fought 20 of them in ER already. Very parryable, weak to every status besides bleed. Only the spear ones drop a loot orb but in general both types are big rune backs so kill them if it's day 1 and you haven't hit level 7 yet
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>pin river boss
>dragon
>pic something else
>retard teammates are fighting a dragon
>die like retards
>they rage quit
why?
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Geegees Buggos. We got huge for nothing.
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>>554254816
I meant the new castles
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is group password just for phantoms?
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Why are they obsessed with shit?
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>>554254857
I’m not going to lie I unironically think there are forced 60% bots that just make you lose
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>>554255014
they're german
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>>554255092
Saar we are just as German as you saar!
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>>554254857
people are retarded
specially randoms
you either get
>normie
>kid
>retard
>chinese
>indian
>actual good player
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>>554255326
>Normie guardian
>Retarded wylder
>Chinese duchess
>Indian executor
Make your choice
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>>554254467
Curseblades are un fucking bearable man I hate them so much
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>>554255014
because i want to use it when my teammates are three barring
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>>554255751
Kek based. All 3 of those enir elm/sote enemies suck dick. Bird dudes, lion dudes, and the curse blades. They're peak elden ring spaz moveset design.
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so if i have three weapons for example and they all give improved sorcery 8% or whatever, they all stack together right? regardless of the weapon rarity?
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>Birding for a change, never really play him
>Steel Guard poking as one does
>Bzeeep, you're going to get grabbed faget!
>No problem I can fatroll just fine
>There is a fucking delay on leaving Steel Guard before you can dodge, otherwise it just does the Steel Guard shuffle again
Oh so that's why Guardians get shit on by anything with a grab.
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>>554255884
You are usually the one 3bar'd from my pov thoughbeit, I wouldn't get the wrong idea.
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>>554256579
Please stop bullying him he's gonna sperg out and spam bbc cuck shit again lmfaooo
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>>554256578
what
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>>554245592
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>>554256578
>steel guard poking
least useless birdjeet
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>going to the castle
>through the basement and clearing floor-by-floor to the roof
Peak platformer reference.
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what kind of build would be thematically proper if I want to play as marika's good boy?
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>>554255751
Yeah I just ult the day 1 boss, lionhead's moveset is more reasonable but still pretty gay.
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>>554256730
even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture dumb newfig
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>>554256578
Can you jump during guard? Just do that instead, maybe double jump on the enemy's head.
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>>554258193
Double axes, long golden braid, golden order and lightning incants.
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>>554258875
I don't like big slow weapons...
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jesus I jobbed hard on that hotdogs fight

sorry guys
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there was an attempt.
>dodge on head
>lmao chain sword
I hate these dogs
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>>554258919
Two normal axes not great axes
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>>554259062
I don't like axes either
I like swords and halberds and fancy looking stuff
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I'm out of build ideas. I've tried very hard to make something that isn't scytheslop, but the few things I had success with are so painfully stupid to use compared to just spamming your skill for 1000 damage a swing and having the best dodge in the game.

Anyone got some unhinged build to try? At this rate I'll probably get distracted next week when some other games have updates and then not come back to nightreign until its next update.
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>>554259151
Too bad
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Basically every time I lose in d5 the follow up game is some chink troll that throws the game the fuck is this why can’t they give a fucking streak bonus or something it’s so fucking stupid 5 fucking wins is less than essentially one loss
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>>554259623
>the follow up game is some chink troll
really? every game i queue i get put into the chinese queue and they're all god gamers
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>>554258193
Marika's favourite boys are obviously strength tards who don't question anything
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>The Duchess of Reaperslop is here to see you, lord
>Send her away.
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>>554259175
play with curved swords because they're cool
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>>554259363
>>554260016
Boo, that's not fair, I hate STR builds.
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>>554254975
Lol. Get epicly owned
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>>554259175
play ironguy
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>>554259175
The game has really lopsided balance right now. The ratio of effort:consistancy:damage output of reaperslop is unmatched right now. Just enjoy playing generalist builds normally or do damageslop. If the only fun part of the game for you right now is buildcrafting then it's probably time to move on
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>>554260230
I had a curved swords successive attacks build on undertaker and they nerfed it for no apparent reason. It wasn't even that good.

>>554260439
He seems so solved. Attack power on poison afflicted enemy is pretty much the only way to go. The only thing I've been adjusting on him is what melee weapon to use, and I've settled on power stance thrusting swords but don't really like them.

>>554260604
They could fix this very fast by releasing Dark Night of Dregs
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>>554259151
Just play dex int build and think you are Marika's chosen retard when she infacts hates you.
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I wish ER characters could look as good as nightreign ones
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>>554260958
>They could fix this very fast by releasing Dark Night of Dregs
anon having a whopping two total unmatched top tier builds would not make this game any less unbalanced, use your brain
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wait you can carry 10 uplifting aromatics in elden ring
fuck wait thats kind of crazy....
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>>554260303
>>554258193
Whatever Godfrey had going on is her type
>>554256730
You came close to making him do it again
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>>554261719
uplifting aromatics are limited by asteria leaf which is a bitch to farm
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is this nigga oro realy streaming solo d0
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>>554235427
exejeets are still dogshit, buffs don't magically increase their IQ nor awareness
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>>554262858
surely you can kill trolls easily...
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>>554262615
>the gigastacy has a thing for big strong tall masculine barbaric bloodthirsty warmongering men and not (Me)
say it ain't so anon, please
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the amount of blatant ds2-tier lazysusan'ing the bosses do in elden ring is so annoying
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Does anyone know where this badly drawn crawling crying anime girl meme is from
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>>554262949
Please don't trigger him, he's going to have another meltdown
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>>554263373
>lazysusan
please use proper terminology to describe things
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>>554263521
you sound like you already know what i mean, so then why does it matter?
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>>554259983
>i get put into the chinese queue and they're all god gamers
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
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>>554263628
no, I really don't
all I found when googling lazy susan is some food table thing
you mean they spin a lot?
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Why do relics have different icons on them? Some long, some more round? Any significance on what you roll or just different visual effect?
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>>554262949
>non stop wyldjeet seething
kino. You love to see it
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>>554262973
you can kill them easily but on release it didn't drop off of them or at least not at a good rate
and frankly I'd rather die to a boss and win the next time than spend even a minute farming anything
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>>554264532
but I hate wyldchinks too and it's literally my least played character
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GGs dogs, sorry I almost got us wiped by not having my ult ready.
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>>554264112
Ask chatgpt
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gg big dragon, that first bird tree was so funny, red red dog kept sniping us as we flew away. kino relic find as well.
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>1/3 again
am I THE BLOCKED?
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>>554266730
>Have a wending so I try doing retarded things like deflecting Caligo's downward breath
>Completely eat shit and cause a kerfluffle

Was wondering what the hell was going on down there with you two
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Exejeet got giga buffed but he has a mass of scrubby players who always relied far too much on easy bleed and frost procs to win.
Raiderbros actually got a proper moveset now but the sweaty giga punch still requires a few too many hits to activate.
Birb got slightly better but he still requires constant high-effort god gamer gameplay to avoid being deadweight.
The real winners here are the revGODS who enjoy some "power up while fighting alongside family" gaming.

>>554266730
Holy based!
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>>554266801
No you're the MISSED THE BOAT check back in 40 minutes
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>>554267013
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>>554255014
Indian culture. We should consult terr for further info on why his people behave like that
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>>554263705
yeah they swivel like crazy. tracking is fair, even when they track you until they start landing, but when I see the boss jankily wiggling back and forth based on where I am it feels pretty cheap. especially with breath attacks, that shit is so lame
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>jeetscape
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>>554266801
A D tier is queuing if it's okay with you
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>>554266730
>nun cant start with incants
>duch cant start with spells
i keep forgetting this fact. I feel like bestials would have been perfect for undertaker. Claw takes no fp
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This is my friend's build. Does this stack or is this shit?
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>Revenant's best skin covers her feet
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>>554268108
It stacks
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>>554268108
Holy fucking dogshit!
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gg dreggy
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gg smolbugs

dropping the rob was a kind gesture thxs c:
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>>554268145
That's good, her feet being exposed means they will be getting dirty, chafed and broken by sprinting everywhere 24/7. She needs some protection.
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>>554267915
The only true D tier is EXTREMIST, you are probably C tier
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>>554268108
as far as casual base game builds thats better than 99% of randos i see. if you guys are just doing base game then he might as well throw on evergaols
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gg grug
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What are your hopes for Elden Ring 2?
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Considering deleting my gaolslop relics... I'm running up against the cap too often
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fuck the balancers man, dogshit ass bossfight
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considering changing my name to "LetMeCrit"
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Dawn Scholar has insane aura.
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>>554268840
Miyazaki learned his lesson with Dark Souls; only look forward. He wanted to make a battle royale, and he's doing that.
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>>554268840
NPCs and quests that don't suck donkey dick. Less enemies comboing for 13 minutes before you can attack. Less autistic "le ruined fantasy world" armor sets that make you look like a carnival hobo. Actual good weapon scaling that doesn't result in "D/D/C/B/D" after you fully upgrade them.
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What should I run on Duchess? pre DON I was using just health mostly but now in depth 3 it feels kind of futile and like I need more damage
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>>554270004
>Less autistic "le ruined fantasy world" armor sets that make you look like a carnival hobo.
I think you're an edgy contrarian. But sure, I'll agree it would be nice to get a thriving or high -plateau world.
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>>554270004
What you are asking is named Dark Soul 2.
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playing don with pubs is so tiresome. There's always at least 1 cheating faggot
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>>554270790
Thats just deviljeet luck, not cheating
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>>554270237
You either run balanceslop or turn her into a dedicated sorcery build
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>ergie pings an item
>its complete dogshit that no one wants
please stop doing this, you know who you are
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>>554270790
>All that hp/defense to simply deal 100 damage per arrow.

This guy must really suck at dodging even with Ironeye to go with these relic lines instead of damage ones.
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>>554269993
CEO of Bamco reported Elden Ring is their highest selling software ever in their history. We have a confirmed Elden Ring film in the works. Kadokawa Corporation owns From Software, who are beholden to shareholders. Bamco has a stake in Kadokawa Corporation. We're getting a sequel, even if Miyazaki doesn't want it.
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I was hoping for Hot Dogs, can't believe day 1 all I kept getting was INCREASED INCANTs.
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>>554271189
Alice seems to do this a lot. Just look at your teammates items/relics before you ping stuff over and over again when they already have it or don't need it. Or just ping it once and leave it at that.
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gg heolstor that was a beeg crit

i appreciate yu 2 trying to let me get the last riposte x-x
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>undertaker has a unique hammer moveset, no powerstance, and spawns with a hammer
>if you want to use her kit as designed, there is no fucking way you are ever using that hammer
>quite literally, it will be detrimental to you not only to single wield that hammer, but to use hammers in general
why the fuck did they do this
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>>554271189
I sometimes ping an item while running then look at map what it was
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>>554272083
gg those crits were XXL double extra large!
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>>554272231
The game is designed first and foremost for people to play the game at Depth0. Remember that whenever stuff in the game seems like it had no thought put into it when they were making it.
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>>554272231
the charge attack is the worst, shit recovery
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>>554272231
they'll fix it in 8 months
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>>554235427
Terr can't stop winning.
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>>554236187
cc might be
>>554237374
The regulars are all playing Nightreign, but you can still talk about it
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>>554236187
I've been playing with you guys for a long time now and I'm chinese by blood I just don't live in china
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>>554272231
I don’t get why there are so many hammers. They don’t do anything different. I want to main varres hammer but I never get it and if I do it has no good weapon arts on it to use
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Is Glass Necklace still worth using after it's nerf?
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>>554272231
I like her hammer moveset and its weapon art.
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>>554273951
Um, bro? we have forges now? You can fix it.
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gg smol cali

we love cancelling her bullshit
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Poor minicaligo melted. Didn't even do her fight's unique mechanic.
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I will keep dodging balancer until from reworks the worm phase
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>there's a co-op game with random matchmaking for more than 2 players
>there's a duo forced to take random players
>the duo has fucking atrocious behavior to the randoms, and are dogshit at the game
why is this so consistent
I say this even having been the duo at one point and knowing this is exactly how it was
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>>554275272
Steam ID?
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>>554275672
Why?
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>>554276160
You're gonna keep DanteV company in the block list
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man chinks literally only play haloslop. depth 5 is pretty solved now unless they nerf halo scythe.
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>>554276383
Is this what they call flirting
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>>554271189
I'll sometimes do this intentionally because it amuses me, ah yes this deathblight talisman surely someone wants this amazing item
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>get from depth 3 to depth 4
>bosses all double their damage
>every build that was previously working very well is no longer functional
this mode is so fucking dumb
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>>554276947
Name those builds anon
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>>554277020
raider
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What are all the cheese strats for the furnace golems in SOTE?
I killed sellen so I don't have access to the spiral helix thingy spell
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>>554277094
this is not a build anon.
Raider is fine.
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>>554271536
They're not gonna squeeze their golden goose, who is responsible of a niche idea that sounds fucking stupid on paper. They rolled the dice on him and came back with stacks. They're not gonna make an Elden Ring 2, they're gonna funnel that attention to anything Miyazaki wants to make, the entire reason The Duskbloods is an exclusive.
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>>554277094
>>554276947
hit trading doesnt work in don. its not "every build". its just that
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>nearly DON3
>know im not good enough to hang in 4+
I'm just bad at avoiding damage
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>>554277154
he's "fine" if you don't mind the fact that his passive ability and character skill become completely worthless immediately
we have anons who play respec bird and greatbow raider, so I'm it's entirely possible you're "fine" with that little caveat
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gg gigabugs melted so fast..

piqf that was a cool sync :p
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>>554277131
You can throw the big furnace pots in their head for big damage, I think normal fire pots do ok damage too. Weapons with high stance damage and riding in circles with horse is probably your best bet for ones that aren’t near ledges
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GG Heolstor
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Shrimply apply crabs and Heolstor cannot kill you
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>>554277469
S Tier Wife
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>>554277131
Gamers don't have an attention span anymore, they ask for cheese strats.
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>>554277472
You can stagger them in a few casts of pest thread spears and Ancient dragon lightning spears. Shard spiral seems to stagger them fast too. Just a lot of hits I guess
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I'm going back to Nightreign for now. I'm in a bad mood for Elden Ring at the moment. How should I know that Boc would die after offering rebirth?
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>>554277985
Anon all the children in that room were mentally retarded and unable to even walk, why would you think rebirth would function for him
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>>554277985
>"You're beautiful"
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>>554277985
Of course someone that would post that image doesn't understand something as simple as why Boc dies.
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>>554277985
How did you not know already? That's common knowledge here. You're supposed to tell him he's beautiful
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Holy fuck why are there so many fucking retards playing DoN

>day one boss fight
>playing revenant with recluse and wylder
>double Night's cavalry
>mistime a spell and get downed because I can't dodge
>1 bar
>30 seconds later recluse gets downed
>okay np both 1 bar wylder can quickly revive us
>crawl next to each other
>wylder just runs around ignoring us
>he's not doing any damage to the boss yet looks like he's trying to solo it
>...
>...
>dies

I fucking hate wylder jeets.
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>>554277985
Name?
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>>554278037
Well it worked for the Tarnished though
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>>554278369
You beat her up and took her Great Rune of Unborn
That is also needed to not get fucked up.
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>>554277985
don't even bother with the questlines, everyone dies except for 2 or 3 characters. same old, same old
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>>554277985
Why anyone ever gave a shit about that reddit monkey is mind boggling to me
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>>554278336
Sure it wasn't a chink?
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Why wont From just scale up birdjeet and raidtard defensively for DoN like they did with rev's summons?
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>>554278702
You sound weirdly upset
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>>554278842
Wtf would the point be if everything is scaled up to the new scale? Then they'd have to make a d10
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>>554278842
If they just make everyone deal normal damage and take normal damage why even have DON
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>>554278842
Raider doesn't even need it, the bird has no issues blocking bullshit, he has bigger problems
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>>554279010
Guardian does less damage than wylder even with the respec because he's a fat retard
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I'm kinda jelly
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Gonna make a smoothie then queue
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>>554279104
Jelly of a 0 damage relic? Can I have your name real quick.
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>>554258358
If Bird had Torrent's double jump he would go from worst character in the game to best instantly. You don't need to fatroll when you can just jump over 90% of the game's bullshit.
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>>554279141
fatty
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>>554279170
kinda jelly
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Wow. Rellana really is just the discount malenis
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>>554279170
He literally said it anon, he's kinda jelly.
What's YOUR name?
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>>554279303
terr
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>>554279202
rude my smoothies are healthy
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I wish isntead of DON scaling damage we got a mode that prorated what we can earn on the map so that if you want to get close to normal power you'd have to be really good at routing, cap out at a low level, cant just get a smithing stone etc
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>>554278842
>Comparing player characters to dumb npcs that don't know the meaning of dodging
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>>554279202
No?
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>>554279690
your ingredients?
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Bird is better than Wylder
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bird is better than ironeye
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>>554279784
Milk, Kefir, Frozen fruit, Protein powder, Honey
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Wylder is a wasted slot in 90% of games. They even lost their ebin caligo counter since everyone can stancebreak her
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I would really like the game to actually tell what stacks and what doesn't
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Honestly I feel more confident when I see someone picking Guardian than seeing them pick Executor or Recluse
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Wyldjeets and Birdjeets are losing their mind
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>>554279979
Weird exejeet cope
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They are worried about exejeets being more powerful
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Undertaker? More like Underbaked. Needed more time in the oven Miyazaki
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>>554280074
I'd rather have a recluse or executor that goes down but does large bursts of damage in between downs than a guardian that's just in the game to inflate the enemies' HP, nothing dies fast when there's a birdjeet in the team
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Queue status?
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>>554278871
No I just bonked him and he died like a dawwwg, he died like a coward. Way to pretend to be a tree and make pushy demands.
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>>554280397
An enemy that's in the files mostly finished, but not implemented in the game.
It might actually be what Straghess is built around.
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>>554279791
better at being shit I agree
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>>554280448
queuing in a couple mins
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>>554277942
faggoty ass retard i already beat the dlc multiple times. those faggots never get any more fun or faster doing it the normal way.
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wyldjeetsaars... we keep losing...
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>>554280987
See you in 10m then
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nightreign 2 after duskbloods trust the plan bros
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>>554277163
Not for nothing anon but you're misinformed. The Duskbloods has been in in development since 2019, and was decided as a Nintendo exclusive even back then. This is three years before Elden Ring's release. The Duskbloods is an exclusive because Nintendo secured that, not because of Elden Ring's success.
>They're not gonna make an Elden Ring 2
That's up to shareholders' demands, that's why I brought up Kadokawa, who owns From Software and is publicly traded, and Bamco, who has a stake in Kadokawa. The only way Elden Ring 2 doesn't happen is A: shareholders somehow don't demand it, or B: Miyazaki convinces Kadokawa not to listen to demanding shareholders. Given that ER is, again, the highest selling software in Bamco's history, given that Elden Ring is getting a feature film, it seems unlikely shareholders are going to take these two facts and go
>Hmmm, sequel? Naaaaaaaaah
They'd be leaving money on the floor.
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Why would they make Elden Ring 2? They can just make a new game instead. Lol
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Explain this exejeet
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>>554281275
I'd rather they finish making nightreign an actually fun game before moving on to make a second, less fun game
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>>554281560
>
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>>554281637
Increased Two-handing increases damage of suncatcher.
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>>554281637
Fuck the halo slop but that two handed bonus is amazing every time it shows up in the store
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>>554281191
liar
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>>554281637
Executer has the highest damage with halo scythe
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>>554281826
It just popped
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>>554281367
>That's up to shareholders' demands
I'm not gonna read the rest of this, I'm confident you explaining The Duskbloods is adequate.
The fucked up part is that I would instantly pre-order an Elden Ring 2, I love Elden Ring. I was only pro-leaving-it-behind because I figured The Duskbloods was suppose to be his ideal vision.
I'll still defend my stance that Miyazaki won't just do it for shareholders, shareholders will get what they're given, it's easy to make the argument that you can cash in on Elden Ring hype via simply more, new Souls games.
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rando pls move one centimeter
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>>554282283
i once had a rando refuse to move from under libras bubble and i couldnt revive them after he went super saiyan. they were some retarded rev with cheated relics
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For me? It's Dark Souls IV The Shadows of Hollows.
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Duskbloods will probably reach 10 to 20k peak players in the first week because it has Fromsoft's name on it, and then it'll plummet to 500-600 daily players after that since PvPers aren't gonna buy a shit2, and PvErs hate PvP so they won't buy it in the first place or get annoyed by the PvP and leave

You'll be left with a ''PvPvE co op'' game where no one interacts with the PvP so depending on the gameplay loop, it's possible you literally won't be able to play the game you paid for unless the PvP is purely optional like Souls games
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ggs ED adel
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>Nothing but skill damage bonuses

I do not have the FP bar for this bullshit
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For me? It’s asking to get adel removed from the boss monster roster
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Hows this? Just rolled it
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>>554239461
What, I haven't even been playing lately
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>>554282989
CE kino
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Guardian is so useful in low level invader camps because of his charge forth
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>>554282989
broken
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>>554282854
they should add him to the night 2 rosters of everyone
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>>554282631
From what I understand, isn't it just Nightreign but you're on the same map as 2 other enemies teams who are the "last boss" instead of having a night boss phase? So its more like Apex
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How do some of you play like 7 runs in a row? Are you on fucking drugs? My attention span is like 20 minutes
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>>554282631
>where no one interacts with the PvP
The end of an expedition is the PvP.
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Bout to hit the 40oz win streak a bird, hope everyone is super proud of me
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>>554246441
happened to me too so it was just the website dying
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>>554282631
You get powerful, and the other team is the final fight. It's the circle closing pubg clone everyone was worried Nightreign would be.
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>>554283318
> My attention span is like 20 minutes
Grim
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>>554283370
No I hate it when you play bird, just makes fights longer in a bad way
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>>554283318
Shut up retard
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>>554283442
bottom
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Duskblood switch exclusivity is a genuine betrayal of the fans by Fromsoft. First time a studio made me feel like this.
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>>554283370
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>>554283450
Even though everything was hard targeting me in my last game. Things not adding up

>>554283442
Night invader- Earring - Balancer is literally the only build Wyldcucks have until the end of service
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>>554283284
>>554283407
>So its more like Apex
>pubg clone
I think it's just regular-ass Souls PvP.
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>>554282854
For me it's wondering where the fuck the Adel invasion from the trailer is
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>>554283946
this has never once happened to me in my life and ive eaten hundreds if not thousands of burgers
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>>554282989
Would have preferred blood blade but still good
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>>554283724
I can dodge myself
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>>554284015
A thing that happens to me is when I take the first bite of a pizza slice all the cheese proceeds to just come off all together. Another strange common food occurrence is when I eat a chicken burger like all of the chicken comes out with one bite and I’m left with bun and breadcrumbs! Another strange food delight is when I eat garlic bread and pasta the pasta never stays on the garlic bread and the procedure for eating becomes very difficult. Another odd food curiosity is when I ate a subway meatball marinara the other day all the meatballs kept moving up the footling!
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gg animus fun run
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Am I as bad as halofags if I greatbow the bugs and adel?
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>>554284652
Yes worse even since you tank the run
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GG Bugs. I can't believe those knights with their shitty fire breath that they can do behind them.

>>554284652
No
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just now realizing from youtube y'all think executor is good NOW because you can do a billion damage with his L2 while blocking everything, well you have to be able to block everything first, not to mention you can't stack guard counter or suncatcher is better relics without leaving at least TWO slots that are not balancers, and getting RED balancer and ed 3dog relic together plus that is a color problem only cheat engine users have solved. stealing a phrase from my new favorite streamer who is bad at souls games but somehow wins anyway "you're not good", t. been maining cursed sword exe since before it did damage, still won
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>>554284730
lmao did you respawn or were you just treated to a black screen forever
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>>554284730
lol rip my awareness I didn't even notice you died to the moth, I figured since we had so much damage I could skip kiting it
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Shut up reterrd
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>>554284652
no because haloscythe outdamages your unique gimmick while being easier to play
you're as bad as people who play crystal against bugs but nobody ever complained about that
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>>554284847
It respawned me at level 14 with souls on ground. I did thought I'd be perma black screened though.

>>554284876
I saw you come to Scorp so I went to him. I deserved that for being too cocky and making fun of others
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Uhm executor is literally cutting every hecking fucker in half.
Explain this erg?!?!?
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twitter trying out all resistance down x2
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>>554284747
so true bestie, however i didnt asked
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>>554284747
this has to be bait right?
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>>554284481
>>554284730
>No you can't play raider in D5 he is usel-AAACK

GG gentlement. We roasted their asses.
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>>554284652
That depends, were you given the choice of a Halo Scythe OR a Greatbow or did you just happen to find a Greatbow with good passives and never saw a Scythe in the first place?
Also I prefer Greatbow versus fishe because you don't need FP to keep poking.
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>>554284876
What does that even mean you imbecile
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>>554285070
Retardant brony
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>>554285070
wylder does this but better
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>>554285289
And duchess does it even better than wylder, so I suppose wylder is bad according to your logic.
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>>554285139
I'm the ranged character so in a normal situation I should kite the moth to spare my teammates from getting AIDS while they're working on the scorpion english is not my first language sorry if I phrased something weird
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>>554285053
>this has to be bait right?
well, did you use him before the L2 did over a thousand damage? when people didn't even use the L2? and still win?

does it SOUND like bait?
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>>554285487
Someone always kites the moth, I’m so angry at you rn for not realising this. Please do better next time.
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>>554285480
Yeah
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Classic retarded FS balancing, you guys should know by now with how Elden shit PvP was balanced. We had a reasoneable meta for a while, they're not gonna fix it
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>>554285480
duchess doesn't have the strength for it tho
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>>554285558
well, wylder did
kinda
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>>554285070
>dingle showing off another epic build against bugs
damn bro i hate the chinese as well but pick something better as a demonstration
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>>554285651
Aschev got grabbed on purpose so I could vaporize the moth with candle hammer.
Truly a master tactician.
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>>554285623
>we had a reasonable meta of every match being wylder/duchess/iron eye
You’re an idiot
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>>554285520
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>>554258193
Rennala build
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dingleberry the exterminator
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>>554285817
https://streamable.com/2hvj7
0:00 - 0:04
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>>554285780
obsessed
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>>554285647
If only there was a relic to improve her Vigor and Strength...
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an attempt was made
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>>554286821
top stuff, i love being stabbed from off screen
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I'm sorry this is my worst fight in the game and its even worse when my only negation is by charged attacks
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>>554286821
>>554286878
which boss
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>>554286906
ed balancers
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>>554286906
There is only 1 fight I regularly wipe to with a overwhelmingly negative win rate against.
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>>554286867
fun innit for me it was when 2 of them do their ult stuff
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oh wonderful now my game crashed
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>>554287038
shame it was ed, i wanted to try parrying the regular ones
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>>554287227
>unable to restore session
oh well i wonder if this counts as a loss
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>>554287227
darn well it was only dogs
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>>554286878
nyames, nyow!
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I have like a 8-7 W/L against red birds. Every win has been when I can kill them with a single Rivers combo though. It’s why I advocate dodging them until from fixes the worm phase or atleast increases the amount of damage you can do to the birds before entering the worm cutscene
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>>554287227
if you think thats bad I got to greg with randoms yesterday they 2barred and MY FUCKING POWER WENT OUT, i still had a wendy too. im still mad.
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>>554287778
i lost my first few games against them in depths but then i haven't lost since
the solution really is just damage and then splitting up for the worm phase so there isn't a full party wipe while saving ults for revives
they are not "fixing" anything so stop dodging the fun/hard bosses, if you want easy mode then go play d0 non-ED dogs
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anyone play mahjong?
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>>554288332
nobody plays mahjong, mahjong plays you
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>>554288045
Not everyone knows to split or how to. Someone always goes down to worm shockwaves. I physically can’t deal with the worm slam killing me anymore. It’s not a fun boss
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guys I finally gave up on getting lucky on gacha and have cheated my relics
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>>554288648
Name? Have some balls at least.
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>>554288648
nyame?
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>>554288648
Can’t wait for you to be surprised when everyone realizes after you first game
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>>554288879
poor guy
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what's the best non-balancer build to bring to mystery boss?
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>>554289356
phys atk +18
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>>554289356
stronk man
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this surely won't backfire
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>>554289356
Guardian guard counter
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>>554288879
that tourist recluse is retarded for reviving him there
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>>554289547
You'll be fine unironically. Beeline to any blood ruin and eat the bloody balls you find on the ground.
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>>554289547
Ah yes physical daggers. The true meta
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>>554289598
In fairness Pepe is always in a perpetual 3 bar state against ED Balancers. Also, the recluse is able to get away, the man with the grapple hook and spawn protection can as well
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>>554289646
i get bled is 2 hits lmao this shit is so ass
>>554289679
i've found lightning slash dagger to be pretty decent so far since it stuns stuff and the damage is suprisingly not bad
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>>554289831
You'll be fine with some bloody balls.
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>>554289831
Hate to tell you bucko but affinity attack is what you’d want
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ggs animus
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>>554290427
ggs 3bugs
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>>554290147
phys=477
aff=512
so about 10% extra but phys will be better if i get a non-dagger lightning slash
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>>554290636
hmm maybe not actually, still i like phys more since i can bonk with weapons without the weapon art
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>>554290636
Ah yes the dagger meta, you'll slice them in half with lightning slash I'm sure
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>>554290636
When you haffinity attack then the damage it console the the more damage due to the affinity the bonus so phy 5000 but affinity 4700 but affinity 2340x1.3 so overalll affinity 7340. To mentions Sri the dagger? The dagger purple all affinity attack they all affinity sttack
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why do the knights get a bolt on their lightning slash but i don't?
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>>554290940
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>>554291018
You do, it's just that it has no range because you already have thunderbolt.
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>its 3 bar negro with his unhelpful “tips”
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>>554290147
the real trick is status effects + "vampire" (successive negate rally hp on successive STACKED, bleed_inate so bloodstained, frost (chilling mist) poison(ous mist) in the other hand) stack rot tali, some poise and mash r1 except anything that oneshots then dodge or ult. if you get 40% of that and still die you should play a different character.

>>554291018
bug? i know it works cause I was doing ice lightning yesterday and catching things with the bolt.
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>>554291018
Because it's bugged.
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>>554291169
It's something fun to do
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>>554291169
you can be mice
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any cuties in queue?
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>>554291251
Thanks for the D0 guide
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I keep getting dead angled when I'm deflecting with exec, I hear the sword go clank and I die anyway, fuck this game
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>>554291463
You can be silent
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>>554291698
Thats not very mice of you
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>>554291542
Yes
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>>554291642
Retard
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>ah yes i will simply reply with retard instead of helpful advice
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>>554291767
I am mice eater
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>>554291571
it works in deep


working on my red balancer suncatcher build today, dual balancer is not necessary
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So Scholar is for Undertaker
Revenant is for Raider
Recluse is for Guardian
and Duchess is for Wylderr
Do I have that right?
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>>554292775
No all the cuties belong to mush
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never unblocking you retarded tranny
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>>554241375
The problem with most of these things is 'wind-up'.
Scarlet Aeonia shouldn't take decades to wind up and activate. Cool ass boss weapons should have more added bonuses to them more akin to Nightreign weapons. And HOLY FUCK GIVE GREATSWORDS A FUCKING FAST MOVESET YOU DID IT ONCE DO IT A-FUCKING-GAIN
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>>554292775
No all the cute girls belong to tyrone
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WHY DO I HEAR THE SWORD GO CLANK AND IT DOESN'T DEFLECT I DON'T GET IT

>>554292937
idc you're so boring anyway, never drops helpful loot and only pick wylder, you're the one who unblocked me anyway dumbass
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Revenant is so boring to play, if she wasn't a cute girl with feet I'd never play her. And if Duchess got the sister friede skin, I'd never play Revenant too.
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>>554292696
Such a brave, unique build
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The birb does not concern himself with 'blocklists' and thread schizos
He just wants to QUEUE

>>554293076
Fromsoft knows their audience
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>>554292998
if it didn't flash you got the timing wrong and it becomes a normal stamina destroying block the main reason I haven't used shields since dark souls 1. but I changed my mind after using bird before this patch, cause its fucking OP when you can properly block.
hell I knew this from guard countering radagon with mlgs.
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>>554292998
which attack?
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>>554293127
>non darkness skin guardian
Might take a little break from the queue
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>>554293301
Dogs forward explosion, I'm sure I have the timing wrong but I think I'm releasing the deflect too soon or something, I hear the noise effect and die anyway
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Can someone post the most recent tier list? Did we actually put 3 bar doll in S tier
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gg adel
sorry i always get kinda rushy when i comes to noklea especially if we have to route to a far invader camp day 2
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>>554293431
>right*

Also I'm sorry valezi that was my worst game with you yet lmao, forgive me
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>>554293572
didn't get a single ranged spell or a purple staff the entire game award gg
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>>554292867
shit smeared mushjeet post
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>>554293572
damn she's on the grind already kek
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>>554293572
Don’t post adel games retard
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yeah im not playing gaydel
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god I hate them so much
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How can some people only pick ONE nightfarer all the time, textbook autism
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based adel dodger
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I think its really weird and unfriendly for terr to never say gg
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>>554293618
try not to break frostbite with 200 damage fireballs
>>554293572
no need to rush against adel
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watch this mystery be adel anyway
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GG Adel! It got really whenever he…ummm…..uhhh. Good game guys we melted him! We were soooo stacked! Level 13 day one and the castle top boss! Unheard of!
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>>554293880
autist website. dont you have a noose to tie
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>>554293910
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you guys dodge everything, fuck it I'm scythe slopping everything now
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>>554293880
cc literally can’t play the game without dodge spamming please understand
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>>554294163
It's boring as fuck aswell, variety is the spice of life
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its not great but this is what I have right now without cheated relics
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i fucking hate this website.
>yet more new captcha
fuck this website
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and before you say "you have rally twice derp" I have another yellow for slot one for deep specifically, which I don't even play.
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>>554295359
Retard
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A couple questions and some sperging:

So I started off my build trying to copy this one:
https://youtu.be/jZyVlpQxtL0
But I've kinda diverged. Mainly I never did the cold infusion and more importantly I switched away from the chainlink flail. I switched to the grave scythe because its reach is better and I was sick of whiffing shots. I just upgraded the scythe as far as I can atm, but then I remembered Great Stars exists. I kinda want to switch to it because it does strike rather than slash damage (good for fighting Crystalians) and I like the life steal thing. But I feel like I'm going through too many smithing stones and I'm a bit worried a big slow weapon like that won't work well with my greatsheild guard counter thing I've got going on. Is it worth switching? If so what's a good ash of war for it? I've been using Stormcaller, but it feels really situational.

Also should I do the Dragon communion? I want to do more with incantations, but I feel like I'd be stretching my levels out too much trying to balance strength, faith, and arcane. This is my build as it stands (sorry if the pic is a bit fucked I had to scale it down to fit 4chan's file size limit). Any tips?
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Although I can understand why ancient dragon lightning strike got nerfed coming into nightreign they went way too far with it and it's a tragedy in its current state, I just felt like saying it after running into it on a dragon cult revenant and giving it a few tries.
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>>554295690
for just a couple points you can put bloodflame blade on the beeg morning star and really stomp the bleed. prayerful strike would be a good ash if you like the health. don't worry about smithing stones (except the final one) because you can just buy them later. and if you truly run out, ng+
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>>554295359
Genuinely horrible build on so many levels. HP restoration on post damage doesn't stack, so you're better off going for +1 or +2 on a deep relic. He already has dormant power katanas so that's a dead relic. No reason not to run double balancers unless you want two of his character specific relics. You don't have night invaders, fix it.
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>>554296207
>HP restoration on post damage doesn't stack
>>554295483 <---- i fucking swear to god no one reads.
>He already has dormant power katanas
i was correct about chosen weapons having hidden dormant? cool, ok ill swap that, if I ever play deep again.
> No reason not to run double balancers
its a waste of a slot and I don't need to do 1400 damage per L2, I already do 1000 thats enough, its a suncatcher DEFLECT build not a RoB build.
>night invaders
I fucking hate night invaders almost as much as gaolfags.

>error you mistyped (didn't) keeps happening
last post today
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GGs
The birb did NOT enjoy that boss fight
>>554293345
That one does look cool. I just been rocking the remembrance cause it took me awhile to get it.
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ggs ED adel he sure liked to just stand still every now and then
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>>554296482
Sorry you're retarded I guess, I'll just block you if I ever see you in my games because you're clearly too dumb to get better.
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>>554295690
You can get smithing bells that let you but smithing stones. The only one you can’t find infinite amounts of in one playthrough is the final one
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>>554296585
I don't know the dude didn't stop bouncing around I had to switch to my straight sword just to get any damage in
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>>554296159
Does prayerful strike still do the lifesteal thing on a heavy infusion? Great Stars quality scaling by default and I definitely don't want any more points in dex, and I've already committed quite a bit to str.
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>>554296482
>its a waste of a slot and I don't need to do 1400 damage per L2, I already do 1000 thats enough, its a suncatcher DEFLECT build not a RoB build
is this the mentality of the average random retard you run into with incomprehensible builds you see out in the wild? This explains a lot.
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>>554296575
>3 barring to adel
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>>554296482
See
>>554295597
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gg ED caligo
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>>554296818
gg
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>>554296739
yeah i too switched to rivers because it started to drag on but he just occasionally would just stay in place dunno adel gets buggier
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>>554296818
Looks like a boring game desu
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>dodging balancers
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>>554296984
i dont play balancers or adel
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>>554297032
Why would you ever dodge Adel? He's the most honest and easy nightlord in the game.
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>dodging balancer
Gonna block you cunt
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>>554297087
adel is boring, it's like if every dogs game was baby dogs
dodging balancers is cringe tho
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>>554297087
exactly hes comically easy and a waste of 40 minutes. balancers is not a real nightlord. its annoying teleporting trashmobs combined with a scripted event where you dodge the exact same attacks in the exact same sequence. it sucks
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>>554297203
>>554297240
If you're at the point where you refuse to do a boss because it's too easy then you probably play this game too much. It's time to move on.
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>using the strongest metaslaves builds in the game
>he's le easy weeeh

it's like you guys never played a souls game before
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>>554297349
>you skip fighting wandering nobles because they're too easy? you play this game too much. it's time to move on.
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>>554297128
>>554296984
Post xhis steam
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>>554297471
I like comfy adel runs AND smacking wandering nobles, so yeah you're a faggot for wasting my time fuck off for good.
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>>554297587
just go back to d0 faggot
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gg hotdogs, omen bairn is kinda ass actually
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>>554297654
I'll just block your faggot ass next time I see you do it. You have been warned.
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>>554297587
you can have comfy runs in d0 with raider and guardian if you want
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>>554242298
>>554242468
only losers still care about souls pvp today, just play the game and enjoy yourself.
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>>554297724
cringe just do it now
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>>554297793
Nice strawman. Actually, I should have said that earlier too. Just go ahead and tell me your name so I can preemptively blacklist you forever.
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>>554296746
Im not that anon buuuut fuck all that take greatstars and put wild strikes on it its fucking buuusted.
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>>554297878
i, cc, fully condone dodging adel
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Brother... all those successive don't stack and just increase the duration it will take to apply them
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>>554298214
Don't different tiers stack?
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>>554298074
>plays baby mode character
>complains about baby tier boss
Ironic shitter
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Mohg takes headshot damage when hit in the head while down, huh
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>>554298272
Different tiers do but not same ones.
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>>554298214
I know, I was planning on swapping them for damage if I found something not so cancer
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Shut up reterrd
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Block THIS you stupid nerds
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>>554296482
>>554295359
>>554295597
Can you shut up? Thanks
>>554296781
He's a d2 shitter what do you expect
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i regularly die to both normal and ed adel
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>>554299235
At least you're honest about it and not dodging him because he's "too easy"
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S tier:
piqf
practice
zdrada enjoyer
devil knight
3bar doll
MARZ

A tier:
Sens
cc
Clumsy
aschev
sludge merchant
banderson
spirit
brynhildr
Ytlaire
shiftyduck
Ender lilies fan
nine box
pointtosky anon
mush
ranni's pits
skorvan

B tier:
naefy
Sat
trish
Minerva
trials
bjark
Salvare
Zane
mellow
slice
tide
Remance
pepe
dingle

D tier:
Lotus
variouscheeses
yerbatero

F tier: Zorban
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>>554299235
People say adel is easy but unironically ED adel can go south if it takes too long
One slip up and youre instantly dead which is why a mage is required for him
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>>554299446
>trish making another list so he can put himself in B tier
KEK
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>>554299446
Why is MARZ in S tier
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>>554300082
MARZ is S tier
what tier are you in ?
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>>554300250
He barely plays and the only thing I’ve seen from him is losing to D4 dogs on mantas stream
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>>554299446
>dodged the gay list
Life is good.
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>>554299446
>A tier
>Spirit
Honestly the worst recluse I’ve seen, erg or rando. Actually painful playing with them
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saars i q now
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GG Augur zero damage gang.
It was painfull.
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Do weapons imbued with frost also split damage like holy, fire etc.?
Or are Bleed and frost always pure physical damage?
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I truly wish I was born a girl
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ggs endurancelord
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>>554301474
same except I don't like men I'm not gay
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>>554301648
gg dreglord discuss is nice for these endurance fights

Tried it out since i had it and as I expected rain of arrows is ok for phase 1 but not good for phase 2
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>>554301419
Making a weapon cold gives it magic damage yeah
Although theres a few weapons that are pure physical that do cold like the icerind hatchet
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>>554302003
thanks
Is that also the case for bleed?
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GG easiest ed.
Pepe why no invader?
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>>554301474
you should tell that to your girlfriend
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>>554302148
Bleed/Poison is pure physical
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>>554302161
rare case of a wyldjeet dealing damage
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I ate like shit last night and went to bed too soon, my tummy feels tremendous anguish at this moment, if I queue.. I risk it all. This is the Guardian mentality.
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>>554302373
I don't have a girlfriend
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>>554303114
just don't keep it a secret if you do or you are going to cause even more damage to those around you because of your wishes
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Home from work
Tired again
Still might q
Shouldn’t q
Bird up
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Accurate /ERG/ tier list
S Tier : Me
F Tier : Everyone else except
Z Tier : (You)
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I've been getting a lot of matchmaking faileds when I try depths without a password, did something change?
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>>554271536
Fromsoft bought out Bamco's stake. Bandai Namco no longer owns Elden Ring
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>>554304123
pretty chad of them btw, Miyazaki really does not want a sequel made this badly
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lmao, turns out zullie was completely wrong about Recluses chest size
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>game is already piss easy even at d5
>they end up buffing literally everything in the latest patch
we need a depth 10 or the game wont make it to march
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>>554304273
>sequel
Spin-offs. Elden Ring is going to be a multimedia franchise
>>554304372
>tranny doesnt know how cup sizes work
kek
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reported everyone who replied with any variant of "retard" inb4 warn i do not fucking care fuck you.
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>xhe never queued even after saying xhe will
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>>554304418
Strange since a lot of you still seem to struggle quite a bit
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>>554304506
Be quiet
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>xhe wants carried so bad xhe waits for me to q
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its a randoms pin but don't go to their own pins OR follow you episode. i'm so fucking done with this game once I beat greg. which at this rate I will be doing solo, they also threw another run earlier by dying and of course I 1bar trying to rez them and its over as usual.
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Played a low stakes D0 ED dogs to try and "learn" the fight.
What did I learn? The boss is complete bullshit. There is no sense to their movement. They constantly change targets and attack, attack, attack. They're always sin your blind spot too. You look at once, and the other attacks you. You look at that one, and the other attacks you. You try to anticipate their attacks while they're off screen, and of course your timing is off, because you can't fucking see what they're doing. And utter and complete RNG bullshit boss, designed to make your team fall, so morons thing "holy crap, this is an epic battle"
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>>554304694
kill yourself
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>>554304859
just don't attack when there's more than 1 of them holy shit is that hard?
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why are you guys always so aggressive
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>>554304957
You think you're safely fighting a single dog, and then the other one just randomly changes targets onto you, and lunges half a mile to deal 3/4ths your healthbar.
Epic.
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>>554304506
I’m so fucked bros. I didn’t mean it but some of you are retard
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>>554305142
You check your choices at a loot orb and a random trashmob oneshots you from behind, same difference. Be more aware of your surroundings
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>>554304957
Also, even if you don't attack. It doesn't stop one from going to your blind spot, and attacking from behind.
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>>554304457
the movie is going to fucking suck g, get ready for another vehicle for retarded propaganda
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>>554305268
>>554305142
>>554304859
Just bring out the halo scythe then, you guys aren't good enough to not use it out of pride.
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>>554305304
Alex Garland doesn't do propaganda really.
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>>554305227
Not even close to the same thjing.
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>>554297884
Oh I think that's the ash of war this guy is using.
https://youtu.be/MNL-MU1UuJ4
It's cringe but that vid is part of the reason I want to use Great Stars.
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>>554305192
Thoughts and prayers, you fought the good fight.
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>>554305304
Garland did Annhilation and Dredd so I'm pretty hopeful that it will at least be something I can enjoy.
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GG Dreglord.
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>>554305407
look i loved annihilation and ex machina but let's be real and acknowledge that two of his last three films have been obvious assignments
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>>554305614
He also wrote 28 Day Later and the new 28 Years and 28 Years Bone Temple. Guy makes bangers.
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>>554305674
The 28 Years trilogy isn't an assignment... He's the original writer for 28 Days.
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You know the run is fucked when your teammates are killing the crabs and land squids at the castle for some cope runes
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>>554306075
They're probably killing them for Ult meter because of a "Defeating Enemies Fills Aet Gauge" relic
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>>554306075
It’s to farm ult fuckface
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>>554305407
We don’t really know that. Sometimes it’s not even up to the directors.
>>554303114
You and everyone else.
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>>554305879
he didn't direct those, also the franchise is being revived as an obvious cash grab or it would have been a one-off
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>>554298462
>>554298676
holy kino
>>554296938
because it is
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>>554306396
No.
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>>554293916
dravidian autism doesn’t allow him to interact with people outside his caste. you’ll just have to understand.
>>554292250
terr is Chinese now??? wtf…
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>>554298676
Im not racist but I say the N word because I like to smile
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>>554306396
where penis
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>>554306228
Looking at his films, none of them are subversive. He easily could've filled the new 28 Years trilogy with incongruous virtuous browns as part of the ongoing attempt to rewrite history and wrench the UK from the native populace there and donate it to shitskins. I was honestly surprised to see that 28 years had accurate 2002 era British demographics represented [90%white]

I can't think of anything degenerate or woke in any of his films I've seen.

>>554306294
No they wanted to make more "28" films for a long time. Garland really cares about it.
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>>554306185
>>554306205
>Having to use Defeating Enemies Fills Art Gauge instead of something good
Dear god stop pairing me with shitters PLEASE
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anyone watched 28 years later
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>>554306731
I did. Haven't seen Bone Temple yet tho. I hear it's kino.
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For me it is 28 centuries later
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>>554284015
>>554284396
Riveting tales. Thanks for sharing.
>>554292985
Keep it to the ‘cord terr.
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>>554304865
I said be quiet
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I want to play a game
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>power rangers deus ex machina in a zombie movie
>banger
Gonna be so kino when a group of ninja wandering torch noble come and in kill Makileth! My expectations will be so diverted!
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>eternal 1/3
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>>554306783
>28 seconds later
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>no fc in 6 months
erg is finished
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>>554306912
It's not a Deus Ex Machina retard. The power rangers comments are cringe. They're Satanists who enjoy violence. That's it.
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>don 3
>chinese ironeye
>no deep relics
>dogshit normal relics
>dies to everything
>begins to afk and troll the game instead of leaving
what the fuck is wrong with bugpeople?
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>>554301474
shut the fuck up trannison
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>>554306912
did this really happen? ahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahaah garland you HACK
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>>554281560
because redditors loved elden ring and Bamco and from love redditors
>>554283575
the fucked up thing is that it will be swept under the rug as just another oopsie daisy by most people and they’ll still act surprised when they do similar shit in the future
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>>554306971
7.5 months
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>>554283575
Im not surprised that a company that could create SotE and market it with treat yourself to 18 inches would take nintendos bribery for exclusivity AND laugh at the miserable wretched angry fans along the way
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>>554301474
Just be cute femboy. Demand is high from both sides.
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>>554306912
the point is to get you hyped for part 2 or something and 99% of the zombie movies are like that
28 weeks later was worse
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>>554307030
He's a retard. Some Satanists in brightly colored track suits turn up and shred a couple zombies with some flashy martial arts. It's an interesting cliffhanger to end the film on because you know for sure Sata it's are bad news even though they saved the protagonist.
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>>554307237
28 weeks later overall was the best movie of the trilogy though and had a cutie
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>>554307370
You were in it?
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>>554307370
28 weeks is trash lmao. Terrible as a sequel. Has some okay scenes but the film sucks.
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>>554286878
>>554287354
>>554288465
I really like these images pls tell me where they’re from
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>>554307030
Yes power rangers martial art king fu zombies with heavy metal tellytubbies playing in the background. It is so jarring and nonsensical
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>>554307428
No he's a pedophile who wants to fuck the little girl.

>>554307530
They aren't zombies. And Teletubbies is a reference to the earlier films.
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>>554307290
both hilarious and megayawnworthy, if they would do that for those series they will do worse crimes with elden ring, I know it in my bones
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>>554279141
>>554279690
>>554279885
Make one for me too please. :)
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>>554307649
I'm nah, you're a retard. It's a kickass cliffhanger. All they did was make sure we know the boy is now in the care of dangerous Satanists. It's a fun twist and really makes you want to see the sequel.
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>>554307472
Only the first half of days was good, the military section is abysmal.
Weeks was a pretty solid action flick throughout, the start is kino and poots is cute.
Years was boring and the end was trash. Also it had a lot of zombies walking towards the camera sections with spooky effects that looked really cheap.
I haven’t seen bone temple since it’s not free yet.
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>>554307796
have you seen like only 3 movies?
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>>554307754
anon...that was over 6 hours ago, smoothie time is over
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>>554307853
>Only the first half of days was good, the military section is abysmal.
It's not abysmal but it is the worst part of the film.
>Weeks was a pretty solid action flick throughout,
Yeah that's the problem. It's supposed to be scary and thrilling and they CoD it up too hard.
>Years was boring and the end was trash
Terrible take. It's a clearl "part 1" type film and it's shortcomings are all from that. The actual story of the film was exciting and engaging. The only bad thing in it is when they don't just kill the pregnant one on sight.

>>554307967
Non-argument from a retard. Don't reply again.
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>>554306435
>>554306597
>>554306793
>>554307058
>>554307623
>>554307754
>>554308137
>>554306228
You're really annoying it's time to shut up
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they better be banned mods im getting tired of reporting
and im done for today randoms are fucking morons and im done with their shit, yet another round thrown by an idiot going off on their own, marking shit and not going there, ect. I had fucking gradual flask and still survived longer than these morons. goodbye. and if you tell me to shut up again ill find you.
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>Rykard is about to land the finishing blow on our feMC in the Elden slop movie
>suddenly the majula theme starts playing
>patches emerges from the fog gate
>”Well, do as you please, but you may yet regret refusing my offer”
>Rykard is felled easily by patches and the scene fades to black
>note: the majula theme is from a previous game is an interesting thing that gets people excited for the sequel
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>>554308137
i don't need any argument, there are no surprises at all in the premise, what if post-apocalypse cult is bad? what if maybe they're good? actually they are bad? that is how the movie will go, this story has already been told better 30-40 years ago, yawn
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>>554305674
Fuck me, I didn't realize he did Civil War.
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>>554308286
See >>554308276
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>>554308339
>what if post-apocalypse cult is bad?
But that's not what they movie did.
>that is how the movie will go
Okay anon. Sure. Be jaded and brown. Bone Temple is getting EXCELLENT reviews and word of mouth but you're SO much smarter than everybody!
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>>554273890
that’s really fucking gross, actually
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>>554308334
>>note: the majula theme is from a previous game is an interesting thing that gets people excited for the sequel
okay thanks for clarifiying because I was going to ask why the majula theme would start playing then, because patches isn't in DS2
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>>554308334
>>note: the majula theme is from a previous game is an interesting thing that gets people excited for the sequel
lmao, the dishonesty. The Satanists are the hook. The teletubbies thing is just a callback to the start of movie AND to a scene in 28 days where there's kids watching Teletubbies while the outbreak rages in their neighborhood.
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>>554308506
if you listen to reviews as an artistic authority in the 2020s you are worse than herded cattle, I am actually quite retarded but even I can realize that, I'm sure bone temple will have a scene where some edgy point is made that resonates with internet retards that have been waiting to be validated since 2016 and then those internet retards will have been unwittingly hired to advertise and defend the movie for free, I guess I'll find you there with them soon
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>>554277985
This is still the best Marika fan art that ever been made
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>>554307237
Part 2 is going to be directed by the woman who did captain marvel 2 lmao
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>>554308980
>if you listen to reviews as an artistic authority in the 2020s
I know how to judge when a movie is good and when it isn't. When the angry griftoids are even praising it, there's usually something up. It's more profitable for them to find excuses to hate.
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>>554304859
I beat ED dogs, but I still haven't learned much.
-Let's see... If they hurt you when they lunge, don't immediately heal, because they're going to follow up with a second lunged from your blind spot, timed EXACTLY to punish heals.
-The move where they drag the sword on the ground before throwing up an eruptive wave, is delayed. Like THRICE delayed. You think you should roll? No. Wait. You think you should roll now? No. Wait more. THEN roll. And then the followup is faster, so roll a beat earlier.
-The huge move where they slam the ground causing a radial shockwave? No fucking clue how to dodge this. I've tried dodging exactly when they slam. I tried dodging a second after the slam. I tried jumping. And I always get hit.

It's pretty much just RNG when they're split into 3. They keep changing targets, and lunging from a football field away. Still don't know what to do there. Maybe I should just run to the edge of the boss room, so they literally can't go to my back.
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excellent work fromsoft!
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>>554309727
Your own fault for being bad
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cc...
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ggs ED fulghor the nightlord ai is just speging around today
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>>554306075
It’s actually the other way around if people are running last mobs that die in one hit you know they are retards that don’t have ult charge +1
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>>554271440
She does NOT look like that
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>Teammates both 3bar while animus is on his last piddlywinks of health
>Get lasered while trying to kill fartis
>Would have lost without wending graces
bweh
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>>554268145
It should have been the painter loli. I want there to be zero options for her to be anything but a complete and total feet exhibitionist.
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>>554301474
>>554301697
We need more cute girls. Take your pills.
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>>554310414
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>>554307370
She was really cute yeah
>>554308019
Some “friend” you are…
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Is it true that pirated Nightreign players can play with other pirated Nightreign players? How does that work?
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>waaahhh this guy has good relics :(
>going to report him :)

this is what you guys sound like
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>try to keep the axe knights busy
>get sniped by a lightning spear on the back
nice, good
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Day 1 ; Kill starter camp for easy level 2 and starting drops, then do any nearby fort or cathedral ideally for an early easy boss kill and a chance at a stonesword key. After this, or unless there are churches nearby, prioritize getting as many churches as possible. If churches are far apart, try to get maybe 2 that are easily connected by Trees on the first half of Day 1 and save the rest for Day 2, depending on how the circle closes. If on the southeast side of the map, try to do Cave for a Smithing Stone 2 on the second half of Day 1. If the circle closes in the north, do the Evergaol next to the Cave on the second half of Day 1 if we have a stonesword key, and then the Cave for an easy Smithing Stone 2. Day 1 should end with the characters at level 8-9, and with fully upgraded weapons for Day 2.

I've been playing almost exclusively with my friends/by myself and not looked at any metas for runs. This is purely strategy I've developed as a result of 300ish sessions. Am I more or less on the mark?
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what do we need to do to reach /bag/ tier posting speed
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>>554293076
They deliberately dodged giving other female characters bare feet just to keep Revenant stocks high. Though I'd probably still main her because I love incants, short girls, necromancy and puppets desu.
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lmao
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>>554311116
Two rapeable whores
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fuck my life
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why does recluse wear a skintight leather corset pushup bra top
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1/3
no haloslop allowed
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>>554273487
True, I really like watching him play.
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>>554311505
why not?
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>>554301474
Girls are boring and can only have sex with lesbians.
>>554304372
xhe really wanted recluse to have estrogen moobs pls understand
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>>554311334
control your libido, sanjay.
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>>554311191
Reports don't do shit, especially when the effect combination is legit. Blocking on the other hand...
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>>554310219
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>>554264532
>>554278336
>>554292985
>>554302556
>>554298719
>>554308276
>>554281034
>>554280229
>>554306971
Shut your faggot mouth reterr(d)jeeta. No one likes you. The tire iron is right here. Keep it to yourself and/or the ‘cord or get back in >>>/co/ntainment. Stop thread shitting like an obnoxious loser.
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>>554311234
This
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How the fuck do I play recluse on the crystal map? I lucked out and got a night comet staff but I was staffless and sealless the entire time
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Queue up already you damn troggs
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>>554311182
Seamless coop with a patch.
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>>554311870
cunny is erg culture
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>>554308137
The pregnancy thing was weird. Also did the kid just accept that that the guy killed his mom and toasted her? That got some pretty funny reactions in the theater I went to.
>>554306648
Yeah that’s fair. At least the black girl there was kinda cute. Still, you never know what studios these days can mandate…
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>>554311895
It’s pretty bad, just hopes and prayers
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>>554312125
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>>554312007
Thank you
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>>554289547
This will snowball horribly
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I'm really fucking horny right now
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>>554306731
I watched the bone temple and like the previous movie it had some really cool montages but it got weird near the end
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>>554311870
Who is this?
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>>554289547
One of those non-damaging boss roars will vaporize you lmao
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>>554311810
Nasty curry scented falseflag post typed by a brown tranny
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>>554312954
I want to kidnap you
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>>554309152
this is really cute
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>>554312954
This looks like mellow
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>>554311810
you triggered it xhe’s offering xher self description as an insult again
>>554312954
>>554312512
more please!!!
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>>554312847
Aris
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The theater I went to had people laughing when the Boc "you're beautiful" scene happened. Wtf is wrong with people nowadays
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1/3
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>>554312175
>The pregnancy thing was weird
Yeah I guess there's no tidy way to contrive that baby. They did their best and atleast the barely lucid mother character has an excuse to maybe show kindness and maternal/female instinct in that moment.
>. Also did the kid just accept that that the guy killed his mom and toasted her?
Well yeah... He's their last hope and both of them knew he couldn't be saved. The adults in the room accepted what had to happen and he's not stupid either.
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>>554299446
Lotus wasn't a cheater
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>>554299446
cc should be in S tier.
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>>554299446
I'm not D tier I just had a couple bad games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gaming! :)
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>>554314679
Why do you only have one monitor? Do you live in Brazil?
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>>554313697
This is mellow
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>>554314858
Extremely poor. No bully. No further questions or prying. Leave me alone. Besides... It's easier to flick my eyes to the other window, when they're close together.
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>>554315208
Just buy a second one it's like 5 dollars
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>>554315208
hahaha dumb poorfag
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>>554313728
embarrassing samefag + you're a brown pedophile
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>>554315208
>neet
>dumb
>poor
holy shit
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>>554244673
They made love after this
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>>554315383
>>554315348
>>554315346
I'm too old to be here. I can't stand the childish behavior.
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What's this guy's fucking problem??
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>>554315535
>old
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>>554315627
he's literally me fr fr
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>>554315627
probably just indian
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>>554313169
>>554315348
Refer to >>554311810 you stupid fucking Dravidian freak
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>>554299446
why am I on D tier? I haven't left a game in months
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>>554316262
halbird
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sorry, i prefer kanye
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>>554270004
>>554246315
This. Good posts. ER dropped the ball hard with all of this.
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>>554316268
Doesn't really matter. This is how life works. You do a few bad things and that's all anyone will ever remember you for, even if you change, even if you never leave a game again, you are marked as a leaver.
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>>554316262
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>double KO
Gomen shifty-sama
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>>554255092
weird obsessed Hebraic projection
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>>554316815
Cirno why were you so close to him, he was doing that hammer explosion...
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>>554316268
>priding yourself on not ragequitting
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>>554316960
bad dodging on my part, I tried to get away only to realize my skill was off
but I know got his moveset down, so was able to give it a good fight, except at the end with that explosion
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>>554282848
Anymore good pics like this?
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>absolutely perfect run, negations and everything
>hurr greg phase 3 even gianter explosion, wipe your party in one hit lmao deflect does nothing
nice game.
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>>554313169
>>554315348
You triggered the resident pajeet streetshitter known as terr now xhe is both seething and coping well done you may relish in your victory
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>d4 game
>unknown chinese name
gomen i just woke up i don't want to deal with this
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is you want to show gay pride, make posts like this >>554299446
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>>554317467
>skipping random boss
You are no fun
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I sure hope magic raider doesnt get nerfed oh gee
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i have brain tumor mb..
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>>554317185
>bad dodging on my part
yeah me too, shame it happened to us at the same time
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>>554317948
dang I had a decent loadout for greglord too
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>try solo
>bats follow you halfway across map, dogs won't even let you roll
NICE FUCKING GAME
done
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Scholar having D tier Vigor seems complete bullshit given how many other hoops you have to jump through.
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>>554291169
>>554295690
I’m gonna put my tips inside you
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kinda funny getting Darkmoon Greatsword on the one run I decide to meme it up with caster Wylder
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>>554318116
bro this is the 7th game in which dogs have the same moveset, gotta have learned by now
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GG Hotdogs
>>554318486
You had peak spells too. CarianKnight I kneel.
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>>554309152
She wishes her weapon was as cool as the Bloodletter…
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with some luck switch 2 ER getting delayed 70 years means the patch for the existing version will have more shit in it
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The playerbase in the shadow queue is really bad. I don’t really regret dodging games because playing balancers every game is fucking stupid but I do regret not just waiting until they patched it out from being balancers every game. Haven’t been able to get close to my record of 7800 ever since I started dodging.
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>>554318515
i have no scuda blessing the dlc and im telling you something is off
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>>554319076
No body wants more Elden slop
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Normal Caligo is harder than ED Caligo
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https://www.youtube.com/live/QrUDblKtXis
/ourgirl/ is live
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>>554319242
Lots of people do, sadly
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why did we skip all the middle bosses and then split up
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>>554319739
Who is we
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>>554318854
I'm going to fuck your diaphragm
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>>554320378
Oh nooooo
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>>554320425
I love that for you
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>>554320591
That's not an English sentence
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>>554320378
>>554320425
>>554320591
>>554320704
Shut up now
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>>554320704
Have you never heard someone phrase it like that before? I'm saying I'm happy that she's getting what she wants, which is being fucked in the diaphragm.
>>554320754
Don't fucking talk to me idiot.
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>>554320425
I want you to finger yourself while I do it
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ggs ED fulghor
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gg horse
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>>554320919
>>554321024
You need to shut up
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>>554321305
Why?
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>>554321437
Because you're stupid and annoying
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>>554321024
I want Fromsoft to add new cosmetics
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>>554317343
Deflect works on all dreglord attacks
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>>554319446
> creating somewhat interesting vids was just a vehicle to finally become yet another minor eceleb attention whore
wow, what are the odds
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>>554321503
How so?
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gg birds
i really don't need 4x full hp negation miyazaki...
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>>554321779
Its always fun to see if the screen turns bright or red and expect either a decent fight or just RUN for about 10 minutes
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>>554321771
You say weird things that are annoying stop it
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don't scare me like that practice
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>>554321593
the quality of youtubers went downhill after they invented streaming
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>>554321305
>>554322131
Your whining is more annoying. Shut the fuck up.
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Are people really dodging bosses?
I may not be D5, but I've played every game.
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>>554322209
It's not
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>>554322872
How else do you avoid their hits??
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I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
I don't know where my soul is
I don't know where my home is
And baby, all I need for you to know is
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>>554322209
>>554322917
Shut the fuck up
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GG
Based Bird Merchant. Nice caligo cancel.
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>had a bad streak
>down to D4
maybe its for the best
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>>554322917
>>554323059
It is more annoying and now you're more annoying for saying shut up. You are now worse than what you hate. Congrats idiot.
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Dancer grabbing as she spawns and barricade shittty shit not being able to handle the twirl is shitty fucking shit fuck kys dancer fuck you bastard bloody bitch cunt
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>>554323261
good morning saar
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>>554323261
>troon merchant melty
kino
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That was not an S tier performance, i want a refund
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>>554282989
>exejeet
weak
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>>554323261
That was funny, watching you trying to block it with barricade shield up and getting guardbroken in 3 swings.
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>>554323550
Who said I was S tier. This is not an S tier player. I do not sit in the simulator 24/7. I can’t handle pressure. I have a full time job. I’m an honest player with honest relics. I don’t play broken characters nonstop. I am not an S tier player just an S tier teammate.
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>>554323795
If you ain't first then you're last
If you ain't S tier then you're F tier
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>>554283724
My build mogs your thoughbeit birdcuck
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I opened the gate, that’s enough
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Quite the Mohg moment there.
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worst day 1 circle i have ever seen and it didn't help that i was stuck using that shop zweihander against rugalea
nearly d4 again its really over
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>>554323261
>birdjeet merchant melty
kino
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i'm fucking killing myself
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I’ve run the calculations. Dancer did 2540hp worth of damage on her grab. That is NOT acceptable. Then I get revived and she tries it again straight away…
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>>554324025
I had enough heals to solo it but got distracted by the spears and then we were just in a corner with blood shit everywhere
well anyway that new guy is a new block lmao
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>>554321779
>cc tier
yes you do
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>>554324110
that crash really screwed me, i had my ult ready to go
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>dont block jeet merchant
>wipe on night 2
Brought it upon yourselves
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>>554319446
>girl
lol
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>>554324326
I wasn't gonna say anything incase it was your duo or something, but yah that was funny stuff watching him play. He also has the most holiest of jade runes making up his name, so we're being invaded by the 3 Kingdoms it seems.
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Lies of P is such an exceptionally boring game
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>>554311116
They will never be white
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Seriously what's with the Chinese invading our pw
How
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>>554324585
Oh scratch that, he's from Trinidad apparently. Our favorite Latinx may have a cousin in here.
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>>554324659
I agree

>>554324717
somebody post their steam profiles pls
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>>554304372
She is also likely wrong about the heights
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dreglord is fucking DEAD, doubters blown the fuck out. i take a little pride that I didn't even go down until phase 2, no one two barred, good randoms for once, ggs and thanks, I can finally relax
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>>554324717
nihao
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>>554324998
holy reddit
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>>554324871
https://steamcommunity.com/id/bahbahblacksheep9072/
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>>554299446
You posted this already trishjeet
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>>554324717
I send hatemail to all chinese shitters i meet and leave the password there. Ive sent hundreds. Youre welcum vg you fucking cucks. Shouldnt have kicked me from discord and this is just the beginning.
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literally every reply today (months really) has been an insult so im not coming here any more. i've never been to reddit, i don't even use facebook (before people stopped using facebook) and i've been here longer than you unless you're name is moot. fuck all of you, i won, compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
goodbye
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>>554325095
>>554317948
Cute…
>>554324659
Awful taste of yours.
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>>554325095
>thumbs down review 100 hours ago. 240 hours and missing achievements.

Wow the awesome power of shitterz
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>>554325354
See you tomorrow unc.
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>>554317458
Embarrassing samejeet terrjeeta kill yourself
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>literally every reply today (months really) has been an insult so im not coming here any more. i've never been to reddit, i don't even use facebook (before people stopped using facebook) and i've been here longer than you unless you're name is moot. fuck all of you, i won, compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
>goodbye
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>>554293485
trishjeet simps for them so yes
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>>554325669
>>554317458
>>554315348
>>554313728
>>554311810
are these bots?
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>>554325354
why are you even here if you can feel insulted by autistic words on the internet
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>>554325095
I played with that guy earlier, aren't they a regular?
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>>554322131
You're dumb
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Everyone post your profiles yaaaay
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>>554322131
You're intelligent
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I miss Bryn
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>>554326769
I miss Madison
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I don't
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>>554326667
id/Nezukahn
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1/3 pls queue
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Yes you do don't lie
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bukkake
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gg ED birds
ran out of FP with my last spell, close one
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This is the last thread, say goodbye everyone
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cc...
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>>554327241
I goofed trying to bonk the flower, but at least I got to crawl around and appreciate the scenery and music
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arrrrrgh. why did they take away 300?!
I died on day 2 artorias. Sure. But come ON!
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gg horse
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fuck you
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very nice for my thrusting sword build
>>554327358
yes?
>>554327370
i don't like leaving people on the floor for that long but ED balancers is ED balancers wcyd
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gg smol horse
all that for a 2 minute fight
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>>554327676
>>554327676
>>554327676
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>>554311635
Those cheeks belong on Wylder’s face ONLY
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>>554321520
And I want to fuck Duchess. Our odds of getting what we want are about even.
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>>554311653
This is one funny image
>>554319076
Somehow I doubt that with the way they’ve been going
>>554319242
I wish this was true
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>>554324530
this
>>554324870
what a grim scenario that would be…
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>>554325354
Don’t come back please, this place is terrible and deserves to be starved of posters.
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>>554320378
>>554320425
>>554320591
>>554320704
>>554320754
>>554320919
>>554321024
>>554321305
>>554321503
>>554322131
You need serious help to fix your mental state and I mean it.
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>>554325909
point that finger back at yourself
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>>554327532
gg no worries, it is what it is there

I'm just glad we won, I caught a rough losing streak recently
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You're not an epic sharteen schizojak. You couldn't even get past their captcha. Stop larping.
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>>554327814
What about your first thing
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sorry it was a wrong game to go full meme phys rev
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Poor ED Auger simply cannot exist in a post balanceslop world, GG
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>>554327392
Got 300 back on a empty map pest run. But I'm still upset about being penalized the 300 last time.



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