#1988 - The ULTIMATE Halo 2 Setup editionHalo News:>25th Anniversary Log-In Unlockhttps://www.halowaypoint.com/news/25th-anniversary-log-in-unlock>Halo: Recruit pulled from MS storehttps://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/a-forgotten-halo-game-has-been-pulled-from-the-microsoft-store-without-warning-leaving-fans-confused-and-searching-for-answers>Counter Strike Halo Mod shut down by Microsofthttps://www.gamespot.com/articles/counter-strike-2s-halo-3-mod-shut-down-by-microsoft/1100-6536991/Previous >>553648228
>>554255441>LCDsI didn't come into this thread expecting such a nostalgia rush
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More Like Lord Hambergerface HAHAHAHAHA
To add yourself to the Thread #2000 collage, respond to this post with the following information>Microsoft Gamertag>Steam Name>Discord Username>Indicate which MCC Multiplayers you are willing to group up and playYou may also message me directly (GT: THE ONE BIG RED, Disc: theonebigred) but understand that this is all being put in a picture either way.I will stop accepting entries at the conclusion of Thread #1995So far we have 10 entries
The glove didn't fitRED is innocent
I always knew Red was black
>>554255891>>554255893AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bleached post below
Warzone should come back
>>554256037>>554256132AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RET5RDS BTFO
>>554255441>unironically advertising a 3rd party controller
Henry would rape Atriox in a cockfight.
>>554256590AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>infinite dead>mcc moribund>no multiplayer game for the foreseeable future>campaign enjeetified guaranteed to failHard times ahead bros
>>554255441Do you guys have any cool Halo wallpapers I accidentally made some gay shit my wallpaper and now I can't go back to the default Windows 10 slideshow or whatever bullshit was there earlier I honestly can't remember I paid zero attention to it when I had it but now that it's gone I just feel like shit and want it back. Really makes you think about the things you have that you believe are a constant. You don't regard it with any particular opinions, but you know it's there. And then one day, it's not.
>>554264008My fav Halo Reach pic.
>>554264008
>>554264008I use wallpaper engine to get a bunch of animated halo ring wallpapers, it's tough having them though because sometimes you just wanna sit and watch it.
>>554264343this is reach>>554264838this... this is halo>>554264902this is halo too
>>554264838Not Halo
>>554265547says it in the picture, it's generally halo
>>554264902Halo art from this period always looks so fucking cool. I don't know how else to describe it, it's like looking at the future from another realm.
>>554267908>"20 years into the future, video games will look like this!!"Little me was so goddamn wrong.
chad made those
sportsball is not Halo
>>554269107Where the FUCK are they going
>>554269261To war
>>554268353Behold! A man formerly of hope!
The Endless has arrived
>>554272572I don't care what retards on twitter are saying
Not Halo
>>554273520Based
>>554273520Gomen... I'll do better next time.
You're scaring away poster #2
>>554274886Poster #2 should be more scared of what I'll do to him if he posts twitter screencaps.
i'm bored boys
A new Number Two has been assigned.>>554275157You are Number Six.
>>554275157Time to play Halo, or else.
I just made number two hehehe
Gundam Wing kind of sucks. Seed is unironically better.Halo
>>554275193>>554275204Commander, sir.
>>554275336Can you imagine what their reactions were when the new 6 walked in wearing the exact armor Thom wore? It must have been like seeing a ghost.
>>554275571>>554276345AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
shit thread so farreads like a google images page
brown non-Halo post above me
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554279108We've seen it all before, ahmed. Instead of wasting bumps you could post something of actual substance.
you first
so you admit your shit sucks? retard lol
halo?
I'm glad they're adding Foehammer to the cutscenes.
that sucks
we all know you're just butthurt
>>554278007>>554280230
you are boring and also brown, playing halo is a better use of my time
>>554280731much betterkeep it up and we might just survive this
>>554280757
>>554280757On a sunday morning? Don't you have a driving license?
I have a Halo license
Fear meh
GOOD MORNING MINTO
I wouldn't normally have sex with a leaf but I'd make an exception for Doki.
>>554281939Forced
filtered post above>reasonpositive ID: shitfinite hud
>reasonultimate jeetslop
Halo has been spoken:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=545&v=cNti7mDsO-k&feature=youtu.be
>>554292890Buy an ad.
capitalist pig above
Forced post above
force is the basis for government, yes
The government should force you to post hands for typing like a Jeet.
>>554293651Guess you better start begging them for it then
>>554293929Some of these men will operate ticonderoga's jammer
The white-quarter...is already under OUR controlSoon, politics-containment-zone as well
Are sangheili women as autistic as the men are?
>>554294774>they're exclusively responsible for logistics, infrastructure and supply for all aspects of their civilisationThey're beyond autistic I'm sure.
>"You know, Arbiter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rud 'Yard Kiplinaee called it "Sangheili’s Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the Elite to discipline the Grunts">"The Jirallers, the Ungoyim, the Jiggers...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Arby. We'll have every Jiraller in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may the Forerunners have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. Forerunners bless Sanghelios."
We are watching Marco Polo no Bouken
>>554296349Didn't read
>>554297759nah
Somehow, Halo 5 returned.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7tvv5UvPrA(Don't worry, there's no need to by an AD because Halo 5 has ADS built in, so it's /hg/ auto-approved and A-OK!)
not watching
esl-kun can't tell the difference between singular and plural again
>>554286759Why do modders seem to have zero grasp of the concept of restraint?Halo 3 firefight sound great, the mod for it adds literally everything and anything they can think of to make it an ugly, horrid mess with no cohesive sandbox.Half Life 2 Firefight Reloaded does the exact same thing.I feel like SPV3 also showcases this weird issue
>>554303421because their parents didn't show any restraint.
>>554302767disgusting
>>554264008probably won't mean much since it's in an ancient resolution (along with the source pic from forge) but i figure i'd share. took this pic from a match in the early halcyon days of halo 3 and used it as a background for many years. god i miss the 2000s...
>>5543034211) most modders have no actual sense of game design and we're in an era where there are so many halo games now with all sorts of models that you can just throw shit around without restraint2) the fanbase overall wants this shitMaking actual faithful experience to Halo? No one gives a fuck. Making a megaslop "OMG FLYABLE LONGSWORDS AND PELICANS AND DRIVABLE SCARABS AND GIANT MAP SO COOL WOW!!!!" will end up with you posted on reddit with a thousand upvotes with a bunch of people saying "see 343i should give us this this modder knows what fun is!" or "rejectedshotgun is the most talented modder!". A lot of people have realized that if you have the technical and artistic skill to wrangle with these shitass tools you are genuinely better off doing literally anything else that isn't Halo modding.
>>554305941>ancient resolutionI'm so glad they removed the screenshot and record features from theatre. Slapped a lifespan on all the clips and pics that people created.
>>554306097>the fanbase overalldoesn't play any of that shitwhen battlefield is marketed as having none of that mickey mouse shit, people buy it
>>554303421>Why do modders seem to have zero grasp of the concept of restraint?They're mostly either underage or autisticNot even joking
>>554307565Nu-modders that came around with MCC are all zoomers on the younger side, so yeah.
>>554308675in the prime custom edition days, the modding crew was largely underage as well
>>554255441Play Ultimate Firefight.
>>554309015nah
>>554309187BOOM THAT SMOKE HOT IT'S LIKE SO HOT LIKE HOT FIRE!HOT SMOKE MEANS FIRE!FIRE!FIYAAAAAAA!
Forced
>>554308896Yeah. I was 14 or 15 when I joined CMT.Honestly most modding scenes (when they are in their prime) are underage dominated, they only kind of age out of that if they last long enough for everyone to literally age.
>>554255441Reach a good shit.
>>554309487it's when people have enough time
>>554309368
Halo is religious
Ichigo Kurosaki
wagana wa yuhabaha
>>554309015Fuck offSee >>554303421
>>554307565this
>>554303421>>554319795The point of UF is to have a sandbox. It's nor a perfect one, I want even more customization and options, but it's wild that games themselves don't have such modes, that would really expand replayability.
Does anyone have that picture from the Halo 2 behind the scenes with a caption talking about Frank O Connor and how he likes to take credit for things ?
i hate him i hate him i hate him
>>554322383who?
Yeezel
Frank O Cuck JOBBED to Marty O Chad...
Martino El Donaldo groped several women in the bathroom of Bungie Studios from 1998 to 2007.
So have we.
>>554335279Yeah, he groped me too! A million dollars, please!
Raped poster above.
Ok let's be autistic
Ban.....kai
fuck off
Zanka no Tachi
kill yourself weebshit
>>554347659This
Halo... is weebshit
Oni is not weebshit.
>>554349581You're right. Is just shit.
Based mods
who is konoko what does she have to do with halo
The Halo 2A Magnum is the most fun Halo pistol.
Cannot fucking Escharumpost anymore fuck this general. Goodbye.
Kys
Good riddance.
what does escharumpost even mean
First for HUMANS ARE FORERUNNERAnd also >Halo ODST sequel taking place between halo 3 and 4 centered on an ODST strike team sent by a covert ONI operation to take a halo ring to have deterrence against all the crazed covenant warlords>Maybe you'd be the Rookie again, same team even? Or maybe some new team just to have the world feel a bit bigger. >As getting a halo ring makes more sense than dicking with instigating civil wars within the only neutral covenant faction
It's an euphemism for anal sex.
A colonoscopy isn't anal rape.
raped poster? what is going on?
>he doesn't know
>>554362329But what would you be fighting? Covenant but shittier and some sentinels? Flood would be contrived and undermine 3, sentinel types including enforcers again maybe. Enforcers were fun to fight yet they only appeared in 2 levels of halo 2.
why are some texts green? master chief mentioned?
>>554363189>Master Chief vs Didact but an actual fight and none of that telekinesis bullshit
i don't get it
You can't fight the Covenant again after Halo 3. Or at least, not like it used to be in the original trilogy. Pirates would make sense, but not like the retardation that was the Banished. It can't be a large organization again.
>>554363739Warlords with plasma weaponry and glassing cruisers would remain a pretty big issue, even if theyre shooting each other and raiding each other just as much as they do any humans or arbiter aligned elites
>>554257043Do not pray for easier life. Pray to be strong enough to endure hard times
>>554364158Imagine a campaign where chaos of enemy infighting is a major part of the combat puzzle due to jackal pirates, brute hordes, elite spec ops, sentinels and rogue uppity grunts all attacking each other on the same ring. The later levels of CE like Two Betrayals were pretty neat and later halo games not having that always left me a bit disappointed.
The Endless... has ended.
>>554367136Did they ever even begin?
The Endless lost this war eons ago.
I think they are just getting started.
halofags literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
If forerunner are human and the Didact is made a human, would that mean we'd get a scene where his helmet is broken and we see the pale, frail old man the Didact actually is underneath the facade of his combat skin?Wait that's just Crysis again.
Prophet would rape Atriox.
>>554372076Halo's format makes having a super overpowered power armor combat skin boss that is interesting hard. Being usually invulnerable w/ windows to damage like tartarus sucked, being just super tanky sucked, having weak spots to shoot worked for hunters and scarabs as minibosses but halo is just not boss friendly. And would something like Halo 3's warthog run really be improved by having thrashing gravemind tentacles attacking you?
>>554372842Also hold upInfinite's halo ring had all that hexagonal shit but we know from Halo 3 what the artificial parts of an incomplete halo look like. Kinda a neat trilogy ending setpiece, the facade of the halo ring laid bare as the construct it is and it all falling apart.
hexagonalhexagonahexagonhexagohexaghexahexexsexyou are not impervious to propaganda
>>554349503Oni deserves a continuation more that Halo does at this point desu
>>554381237seeing what bungie did with marathonmaybe not the best idea
>>554381385Not by Bungie, of course. It would need to be a different studio, with Hardy involved.
0 testosterone ITT.
>>554381560Bungie making a new marathon I saw as a test for how Bungie as a studio would be going forward.Bungie failed the test hard.
>>554381720still too soon to say.
>>554381720I bought one of the shirts so I'm hoping it's still good. If it's not, I'll burn it.
>>554381679Post hands and blood test results.
Only people with pink nipples should have allowed to post on /hg/. Gobiin gets a pass.
Halo is for straight white men and women only. All else must leave.
>Racism
>women
I love women so much bros
Women are so god damn beautiful. They don't fart, they poop.
>>554389664
ENOUGH
>>554391141bros… I was racist last week… what will happen to me?
>>554391232Repent and accept Jesus Christ as your savior.We're Catholics here, btw. Contrition is non negotiable.
>>554389143How did the game where the first book had female spartans and the first game have female marines still have you tolerating it.
>first game>female marinesRetard.
Echo-419 was Pelican pilot for the Marines, chuddy.
>>554393072Newfag-kun...
>>554393529>navy aviator
>>554393529>woman driver>crashes and kills everyoneWhat did Bungie mean by this?
>SHE was there from the beginning
>>554390003x100
>>554369280This, but in Halo 3's engine and let me run around on foot in first person, while making all those other units/vehicles be AI-controlled.
>>554381129AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>554395982>>554401702pew pew peww
>>554405852Buy and ad.
>>554405915>andESL retard lmaoNigger should buy an ad tho
>>554405852Buy an ad, retard.
>>554405852Acquire an advertisement.
>>554405852When I say I clicked...
wtf i cant watch thisim out of here
>>554407101>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>554390393
>>554411312Forced
>>554255893Holy shit, do you also want the funny little numbers on the back of my credit card?
>>554411312shut the fuck up
>>554411312Only browns like vtubers. Post hands.
>Get the Halo itch>Want to play one of those huge levels with vehicular and on the foot combat>Just seeing the level thumbnail causes the whole level replay in my head>Feel like I just replayed itIt'd be great if every good Halo could grow an extra huge setpiece level.
>>554420267install mods
>>554425075This desu
>page 10bumpie
>page 5
>>554425075>(((mods)))
What do God's chosen people have to do with Halo mods?
>>554444286nani!?
el pozole
bumps
*smack*
Let it die, princess
Let it end. It's inevitable.
Littluh Pacha will keep bumping for the foreseeable future.
Yeeze come back.
>>554455716littluh pacha keeping it alive feels right
Is that an euphemism for sodomy?
>page 1Bump
AIIIEEEEE NOOOO BACK TO 7 NOOOOOOO
Its over
Truly over
We WILL make it to #2000 and then we can rest….
Fuck that, just let it die
dont
Unfortunately, Ticonderoga’s jammer is sick; hence, the thread is unusually quiet today.
Hope he fucking dies.
>>554474705be nice
>>554474561Got an ETA on the fix?
Soon.
>>554381679Not so fast.
>>554479735H-hot!
>>554479735Halo
>>554255441
Halo will collab with MonHun soon.
planning to redownload halo infinite again. how are queue times for ranked? i quit 2 years ago because i got 10+ minute queue times in US west
Save /hg/... Kurosaki Ichigo!
>>554445252>he doesn't knowIgnorance is bliss, my friend.
BLARG!
>>554474561AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
erm you can just turn sprint and ads off chudhalo isn't for you anymore chud
>>554502530>erm you can just turn sprint and ads off chudTrue.>halo isn't for you anymore chudAlso true.
Are you ready for Marathon, anon?
>>554502530Not so--wait...more like--Definitely so fast.
>>554504754
>>554502530>halo isn't for you anymore chudOkay then I won't be buying it.
>>554503941
This isn't Marathon... this is gay sex!
The new Halo theme.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-8uAyr81Q
>>554512070Buy an ad.
Halohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0W0VyaoZzY
For me, it's heterosex with biological women.
>>554512304good for you healthy boy
>>5542554412000 soon.
The science of Halo Reach.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXdEjNkO2-I
A healthy boy
>>554515875Buy an ad.
Halo:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ZGGIdpfEM
Gaylo: Reacharound
Classic Hetero gameplay.
Halo>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqCu1cnJTjU
>>554527053Buy an ad.
Which Halo games are these?
>>554527462>Young Nico Robin and Timeskip NamiBased Halo One (Piece) enjoyer.
>>554530807Forced
>>554530807Unironically shut the fuck up cunt.
be nice
>b-b-be n-niceGo back.
Are you ready to fight back against the UESC, runner?
>>554534071this
>>554457292what's poppin' playboy?
>>554545081Yeeze, I want to fuck your asshole
>>554546791:0
>>554393436the torso is better than 343's versions but the shoulders are shit garbage.
>>554393436arms too short>>554393714STUPID BITCHWHY DID YOU CUT YOUR WILLY OFF???
>>554393436eyes too dim
dull
Peener FeelerDO NOT CLICK
>>554559432he's fucked
>>554561264HALO!
>>554561264this is TERRIFYING
>>554561264Halo is so scary.
This fanmade Flood game will give you NIGHTMARES
Porting Brutes into Halo 4... again
Halo is saved.
>>554566159>You were there when we struck Middle Knot. The first warhead was delivered from the side. In the chaos that followed, you hardly had time to notice the three other being mailed upon you.Do you know how long it took us to neutralize your greatest city?FOUR STOPS. In FOUR STOPS, Middle Knot, mankind's FINEST achievement, became a memory.
>>554569292CE > all
Ban Yakuza fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_pAa9252Uo
>>554575879The Anoriths...
forgettaboutit
>>554570286You finished? Cause that sprintless motherfucker... it's the last fucking game you're ever gonna play
Dual wieldingHalo.
>>554583565That's fake duel wielding.
what happened to all the custom game servers on mcc?
You mean the Mexican servers for Halo 2 and Reach on MCC?
>>554585220AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554585220did something happen in mexico?
Oh man, you don't wanna know...
the servers in general are being shit and banning me after kicking me out of matches repeatedly
it works on my machine
It's over...
let's go to Mexico (land of Halo)
Halo X in Halo Y...
>>554604874MCC is dead. It has never been more over.
>>554592830I'm coming in for the Latinas.
I keep getting banned after joining a game wtf...
>marathon losing to ancient games and shovelwarekek
Chinese games and shovelware* FTFY
No need to repeat yourself, Anon.
bump
always thought chief was like the coolest male role model as a kid. ended up as an adult thats underweight even for my already short height and then they made chief wide as fuck in the new games. i dont know where i was going with this.
>>554611414who cares
I do, thanks for asking.
pleas stay away from me
Which runner shell will you main in Marathon? I'm going Destroyer because that shell is wearing MJOLNIR canonically
>>554640527Not Halo
>>554641204>"marathon isn't halo">recon 54 and master chief are literally the same charactershattered. broken. hunted. DEFEATED.
>>554642210Convoluted mental gymnastics won't make a game that is not Halo into Halo.
>>554642350Bend over, tranny
>>554642474>no counterargumentShattered. Broken. Hunted. DEFEATED.
Defeat THIS.>*ZIIIIIIIIIIP*>*flop*
>>554642635AHHHHHHH THE ENDLESS HAVE ARRIVED EARTH IS DOOMED
shut the fuck upwhy do you have to always be so loud
>>554643274Who the fuck is minto?
>>554645806it's just lil forced
Any advice for achieving optimal flow state in Halo?
>>554646880For the love of God, learn the maps.
>>554646880Shoot first and use a precision weapon, works for every single entry.
>>554646880For multiplayer?see >>554648151>Shoot first and use a precision weapon
Any trannies in this thread?
>>554649804Um hi....
>>554646880Follow Marty on Xitter
>>554650457Yeeze is that you???
Sigh
>>554650457Drop your discord so I can stick my dick in your asshole. Unless you're underage, then gtfo this site
Not Halo.
QUICKPOST HALO
>>554667086it's finished
are the servers back?
i rmemeber when hg loved halo 5dark times.
>>554657896...but enough about 343
>>554636442sick
>>554684259sadly I never played it because I don't own an xboxi
>>554566159I thought those were the AAA xbox announcements for this year
I'm ordering you
To surrendertogayguys
Looks good ngl
>>554690323Nah. Look at those particle effects, Anon.
>>554690323If the AR had a 60 round mag the complain wouldn't be as bad, also they need to reduce lighting, it needs to feel alien not brightis it really that hard to emulate classic CE art direction?
>>554692980>is it really that hard to emulate classic CE art directionNo, but you have to remember that they more or less resent existing in the shadow of the bungie games. They've really been trying to divest themselves from it this whole time in an attempt to make Halo their own.
>>554692980Nah bro. Forerunner structures on Halo installations have to be ornamental instead of being cold and practical!
>Halo 5>Have a clear antagonist guy elite with Jul>Have a civil war subplot for arbiter to deal with>Kill Jul in the prologue mission >And not at the end of the civil war subplotHalo 5 is the gift that just keeps on giving for bad narrative writing.
>>554699563An ingame Jul boss fight on Shanghelios would just basically be like the field marshall fight but that'd have been better than what we gotAnd yes once again a thing Bungie did better, some people dislike the 'boss' ingames but I always liked being able to kill the prophet of regret by hijacking his throne and beating him to death instead of it just being a cutscene. Just more satisfying that way.
>>554699935What if he in desperation attacked you in a locust.Locusts I think could work as a boss vehicle and im sure there is some on the homeworld of the elites even if halo wars vehicle canon is mixed as all hell.
>>554700136Nah with how god awful halo 5's covenant vehicles looked im thankful we didnt get any locust or other vehicles aped from halo wars
>>554700805343i Halo is so goddamn ugly.
>>554699935>some people dislike the 'boss' ingamesI actually liked the bosses a lot in Infinite.
I'm gonna do it, bros.
>>554704870rope?
>>554704969I'm gonna win the Xbox.
>>554702972Theyre just bullet spongey versions of the other banished you fight outside the monitor who has a fat suit and the hagbringer
>>554705293I disagree. Most of them felt pretty cool and unique.
>>554705994Yes we know you liked getting asspounded by Bassus
>>554705154AAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>554707161>BassusPretty much the only one that felt generic to me.
Dead General. Good riddance.
let it die
It's ended.
>>554720578AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>she bumped
nothing ever truly ends...
>>554718131>>554720407Sage it, gay lover
I'm not gonna sage it.
I'm not gonna be Mercy.
>>554721398i did sage it but some ridiculous 3troon bumped
If the thread survives the night, I will destroy the discord
You won't.
every time I get my ass kicked in mcc I remind myself that this is a dead franchise and stop caring
sour grapes lmaosweet rape lol
>>554651761I'm not a tranny.
not yet
>>554728592Donda Yet Play Halo
>>554569292halo 3 has fishing thoeverbeitst
>>554585142replaced by battlefield 6's portal mode>>554598437eyes too wide apart
>>554642635rare endless
filtered post above
>>554732571Fuck off
>>554732571>no titsleave
>replying to terminated posts
>>554732967boys can't have tits silly.halo.
Filtered posts and poop are the same thing
yeeze gigi
>554733108Kill yourself
post hands
>>554270708To war?
>>554733472
>>554733108
fuck off bazayou're not funnyyou never was funny
>>554733894i can tell you're blushing by the way you type
you're not fu-AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cringe
poster above chooses Ryanair
>cri-
waga na wa yuhabaha
poster below hard mogs the poster below the poster below
I would unironically go balls deep inside that bleach femboy
you mean you, the fat ass brown retard
Stefan molyneux keeps saying endless
Is this the halo thread?
remember, talking about his race affects him deeplyand also the amount of Cheetos he’s eaten>>554735609
also the fact that he doesn't pay for internet so when there's an outage he can't even contact the isp to get it fixed lol
>>554736578It's not that this thread matters all that much, buteverything the shit devourer (bleach/fag) doeshere, just proves how utterly insufferable thoseattention starved sh*tskin mentally ill can be
halo WERE terminator
>>554737389this is a 4 decade old culture why do you think this is considered an unsolved modern problem
It's so easy to rile you up.
Y'all ryoka in my Seireitei.
>>554737610state overreachjust let people figure it out
>It's so easy to rile you up.
why do halo players like bleach so much?
Ok, the fag mentally ill is confirmed brown. Let’s get back to Halo.
>>554738316see >>553855475 >>553855697>>553855858>>553856023>>553856198>>553857018>>553857357
Y'all pigs at my trough
>554738526No one caresFiltered, of course
It's so easy
>brown>britishWhat a cursed existence.
literally this lmao>>554738264
>>554738782>brown>britishNot possible.
Cope, bong.
What is the CFYOW of Halo?
Forerunner Trilogy.Next question.
>>554739123Powerful.
>>554738782>>554738842South Asian. Stop pretending. He’s pretending to be from another country out of low self esteemHe’s already brown anyway
Save /hg/ society... Kurosaki Ichigo!
who are you even talking about?
Poster #1
Poster #2
>>554741447Brown Indonesian fags
Cuz baby now you feel like Number OneShining bright for everyone
>>554741564who in particular?
The point’s already made up.I don’t get why mods haven’t cleaned this thread.
>>554742113Each /vg/ janny patrol a single thread usually and /hg/ doesn't have one.
>>554742113>>554742284They only work when someone posts /pol/ shit or porn
Bleach is the root of all.
>>554521290should be lore
>>554742113>>554742284Who do you think's posting it? Retard.
>Baza is a jannyHow embarrassing.
Someone's riled up
Baza... show them why I chose you
>>554742113why would mods babysit a dead general?
>554743321>554743120Don't reply me, brownie.
Last post I’ll dedicate to the attention-brown tonight>>554213514>>554213514>>554213514>>554213514>>554213514And he does it in a pathetic, obvious, and cringey way
Who are you calling brown?
I think he doesn't like brown people
what's wrong with browns
Nothing
>>554743917just filter his posts as I usually dothat way it stops being bothersome..
the last time I replayed halo 3 I forgot to visit this foolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeeH4wzI_Ps
Stop violating the Spartan Code.
>>554745898I wish there were a mod to take him away and escape together
>>554745835I only went to see this guy once in all my years of playing Halo.
>>554747858well I don't replay the campaigns that often but I used to visit himI never killed him (just once by accident :( ) and this last time a few months ago I totally forgot to visit him
DX9... soul>DX8.1 (Xbox 1 with it's nVidia Geforce 3/4 hybrid GPU and 64mb of Unified memory)Halo Halo 2 (Halo 2 was developed with stencil shadows and specular highlights)>DX9 (Xbox 360's with a Radeon x1950/2900 Hybrid GPU and 512mb of Unified memory)Halo 3Halo WarsHalo 3 ODSTHalo ReachHalo 4>DX11Halo MCCHalo 5>DX12Halo MCC (PC)Halo InfiniteHalo Campaign Evolved
>>554741447You are Number Six.
>>554750006where did you get that?
master chief is a cyborg
>>554753246Duh, he has a neural link, just like Keyes did
>>554753593he also has titanium grafted onto his bones. he's a cyborg commando from an 80s action movie just like the security officer in marathon. both characters are rex power colt but without irony. the master chief watches sigma phonk edits of the security officer and says "he's literally me fr" because they are the same character like claude in gta 2 and 3 being spiritually the same character although not canonically the same.
>>554753916Wow you were excited to get yapping
>>554754065i made a /k/ thread to post cyborgs in but some RETARD told me master chief isn't a cyborg, and then they banned my black ass. those white boys banned my black ass.
when i say chief, you say cyborg...CHIEF
Halo mods in Custom Edition is what we haveMercury Rising interests me since how people fuck up halo even when liking it is interesting to see compared to 343i's corporatism. Like "what if we had to fight a rogue spartan" is the fan fic concept of all time but it makes more sense than Chief being the rogue spartan still. And them having marines who go rogue with them also makes sense.
>>554753246there’s no real difference between an emotionless human who works better with ai and a 'cyborg'
>>554754252HEY THAT GUY THINKS MASTER CHIEF IS A CYBORG
>>554754541Or when it's like, is the model just ripped from something or a new concept? Like this gun feels like some go at making a gun that innies used a century ago with how it looks nothing like any gun the UNSC uses.
>>554754567The Chief is pretty fucking far from emotionless. He doesn't act like a genki girl, but he does screw around with Cortana and crack jokes with Johnson.
>>554754954okay you right unless he's emulating humor... but nah, that’s already forcing a debate
>>554755294>>554754954he's just wry and sarcastic
>>554754954>He doesn't act like a genki girlHe should.
>>554754442CYBORG
>>554755353Humor is an expression of emotion, he expresses sadness when he finds Jenkins' helmet, horror when he saw the recording of the Flood, loss of patience when Cortana and Guilty Spark are bickering, he even plays a practical joke on Cortana by crashing the Banshee. All this just in CE, to say nothing of how he is in 2 and 3. The idea that the Cief is an emotionless, broken wreck started in Halo 4, incidentally after 343 hired a bunch of women onto the writing team.
>>554754541A rebel faction led by a spartan has the question of how you make them look different enough from marines, the arbiter missions that had you fight heretics ran into the problem where even with the heretic armor set and green target indicators people still kept shooting allies. Mercury Rising kinda avoided the issue by having marines not really be allies for the most part, you get a drone, a medic and a few scientists for allies instead but even there I felt disoriented as hell hearing marine dialogue and looking for the source only to see red indicators and them attacking me. Cool concept but it is one that is not easy to flesh out or get to work well as humans conflict in niche with brutes and jackals in combat in a way that makes them confusing to fight as marines all have the same general body shape with only the flamethrower ones and snipers kinda stood out as distinct 'classes'. Fighting innies in a mod will run into these problems as well, at least there it'd be easier to give them more unique looking armor/clothing.
>>554755926A rogue spartan trying to become a god emperor with forerunner relics aided by cultist marines is a goofy as fuck way to have human enemies but it doesnt really contradict any of the lore given the hero worship spartans already have. Not to mention forerunner tech allows any human to basically have WMDs means innies do have an incentive to gamble on forerunner installations having something they could use for their own agenda. That probably was why ONI wasn't keen on the special status of humanity with forerunner tech being public knowledge come to think of it.
>>554756623ONI operatives when they arent having covenant or flood related nightmares, have the periodic nightmare of some innies stumbling on and activating a war sphinx or some other shit like that.
>>554755926>the arbiter missions that had you fight heretics ran into the problem where even with the heretic armor set and green target indicators people still kept shooting alliesI never had this problem.
>>554755926I wish I were such a halo fan like you
>>554276345saved
>>554752391bro he obviously knows what he's talking about
forked
I'm hyped for Campaign Evolved.
>>554754541>>554756623>>554755926That's actually pretty interesting. I keep forgetting it's not just Chief or Miranda or Johnson who can activate Foreunner artifacts, it's basically just any human, so that would include anyone even if they weren't aligned with the UNSC. Guess I'm just so used to the canon cutscenes that I take it for granted it could have turned out differently (Like what's stopping rebels now from going for a Halo Ring or some other Forerunner weapon? It's not like all of them are under UNSC or Banished control.) I guess that's what the Paramount series tried to explore. I was just so turned off by it I didn't even bother with it.
>>554755926Think they could solve the Marine/Spartan enemy problem by giving them unique voicelines/voice actors, and maybe even switching up their weapons and animations. Unique armor models would help, but maybe give them a more 'wild' style with more bouncy running or more rugged/meaner voices. I remember RAGE 1 having particularly unique enemies despite everyone being human, maybe different behaviors and personality and stuff which they could add.You could take any UNSC weapon and give it Covenant mannersisms for instance. Have an assault rifle that has a higher fire rate, but the projectiles move slower, maybe just a little faster than a plasma weapon, and give it unique tracer rounds. Enemies themselves could growl and cuss more often, or behave more 'barbarically' to make them easier to tell from a normal Marine ally. Redesign their armor and maybe have it lean to a specific color (away from green), give them pauldrons and mad-max style armor.Borderlands also does a pretty good job and making distinct human enemies with varying shapes/gameplay/behaviors/animation. (Just don't copy the awful humor from them) I'm sure there's a way to do it without making them look like Mad Max or Fallout extras though.
sorry the unrelated post guys but FABLE in two hours!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLWF3RD8fNs
Thanks for the remakes Microsoft
Xbox hueg
>no Halo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A42a6CiB7hg
fable looks like shit bruh
>>554802481no I don't think so it looks as fairy tale as I like it
>>554802669get some standards
I love it
>>554803004:(
MS gave up on Halo
>>554803746Maybe if they stopped fucking around with contractors it wouldn't be this way. Oh who am I kidding, corporations and bad decisions are the most iconic duo there is.
Last time MS gave Halo prime announcement screentime we got the Infinite gameplay reveal.That went well.
>I NEED NEW CONTENTslop behaviorjust play mcc
I've said it before and I'll say it again: let anyone make a Halo game. Some dev want to make Halo Karts Racing: Legends? Sure. Some degenerates want to make a yaoi Elite dating sim? Whatever.
>>554806674This. They need to go the Warhammer route. Just let anyone make anything at this point, fuck it.
Sportsball won't fill the void, Red.
>>554806674>let Halo turn into Sonicno thanks
>>554809475Halo is already Sonic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IjO9zRnFcs/hg/ theme song
>>554809726nah
Halo is not Touhou.
Hasn't been for a while now.
Halo>:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=551f_FCa7fw
>>554810608halo isn't tou- AAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554810608>>554810743samefag
>>554811762
>>554811979cute kot
Out of curiosity, can I hire someone to beat Halo modders with a steel rod until they understand what mesh normals and materials are?
>>554814148That's assault and that's a crime in most civilized countries.
have a great day guys
Have a great May guys
But Anon, it's January!
But every May is a great May!
>>554815749she is not wearing a bra
Astute observation, anon.
Bras should outlawed, desu.>but muh backSkill issue.
WTF is with matchmaking in MCC? It's always one team just dominating the other team. It's never a close match.
>>554818628Been this way this for a long time. It's either a group completely dominating the other, or a player on each team duelling each other while the other 6 players are basically NPCs.
>>554504754Why do some people wish that Halo was Quake. It has never been like Quake.
>>554816471Those would get in the way of her development. She needs a couple more months of HRT first.
>>554611414Are those global stats? I assume yanks are not buying FC 26
>>554819114I'm convinced they put literal bots on teams. This was never like this before in OG Halo 3.
>>554819604Quakefags just wish their style of FPS had been the one to be popularised throughout the 00s, that's all.
>>554512304I miss it when Cortana has hot. It was the only thing 343i did right.
>>554823281Bimbos are not hot.
>>554754442mk v was perfect.
>>554823526nigga you gay
>>554826597nigger you are brown
>>554826684My nipples are pinkier than yours, homo.
>>554806674Modded halo campaigns sometimes overpack stuff in and it made me understand why bungie didnt do stuff like 50 weapon variants or have sharqoi etc. along with how energy shield pop up and one shot kills for head shots (unless they have a helmet you shoot off of them first) worked great for gauging damage without using healthbar UI.Like sharqoi just are a big guys that run at you.And the Gravity hammer does the antigravity weapon niche better than the beam or wrench.Bungie at the prime was just on another level.
Halo
>>554826976At the same time, every single Halo game has an issue with precision weapons being at the top in all situations
>>554826976You can make 50 weapon variants work. Problem is, Halo doesn't have shared ammo between similar weapons.
>>554819627>Those would get in the way of her development.That's not hownevermind
>>554828232I don't get it
>>554828232Sublime comedy
>>554827650But they do.
What if master chief was a cat...
>>554831441>How much firepawer would you nyeed to crack one of the engine shields? >:3
Why do so many girls like Halo?
>>554815142Night
>>554777263The paramount series didnt do anything interesting with it at all so you arent missing anything. Such a faction in my head is representing the worst possible way to handle the revelation of humans being forerunner. A once thought MIA spartan (the rest of their team is dead) and a whole platoon of marines that were left behind in a retreat leading to an Apocalypse Now type ordeal.
>>554835732They like the Halo games where 343 started.Because they're emotional games. Reach, ODST,4, 5, Infinite ...Some female youtubers I watched at the time said Infinite was a romantic story, but I don’t see any of that.
>>554837470The covenant war lasted thirty years so you could easily have a fuck up like this happen in the early years of the war and that's give them 20-25 years to develop a distinct look and have a generation of soldiers removed from the initial abandoned platoon.
>>554839045ONI obviously did find out about them at some point so that's why there's a mission given to the player to deal with it. Maybe it is an ODST campaign if a spartan is in short supply.
>>554835732Same as always. They discovered Halo because their older brothers or boyfriends introduced them, then Microsoft became inclusive and they stayed. Even if Halo is one of their favorites, women tend to be casual players anyway, but whenever a new Halo game comes out, they always return
>>554835732I just figured it's because Big muscular supersoldiers are hot to women.
>>554840223You're thinking of raging homosexuals.
>>554837680You made me remember this mem3
The UEG I think as a lawful neutral faction and evil UEG stuff like what 343i tries to do with ONI is just ehhh. Yeah kidnapping kids for super soldiers and shit but that is why I say neutral, it was an attempt to maintain power like any government would. Civilian life I picture to have been mostly stable, maybe not democratic but not tyrannical either (there is no charismatic leader running the UEG, we never hear from the president or earth). New Alexandria looked like it was a neat place to live life before the covenant invaded. And an 'evil' human faction would see the spartan program as cute and not going remotely far enough.
>>554840534Himbos are attractive to men and women alike.
>>554835732MUH FEELINGSSS.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuDGZsaTpk0&t=165s
>>554842007ONI was still kinda evil in the bungie era, there were just bigger fish to fry
>>554840223so why don’t girls prefer Gears of War as much?
escharum is autist
>>554843496Post-Covenant war halo is chaos due to all the roving warlords let loose without any centralizing high charity and the UNSC is still stuck dealing with all those warlord groups and any innies who are de facto independent despite being bullied by ONI spooks and roving space pirate raiders alike. Relying on that uneasy alliance with the elites risks humans becoming glorified clients of Shanghelios. Humans (who are recovering from a genocide) also would lack the numbers to go on the kind of long campaign that'd be needed to repel warlords from the space the covenant took over and destroyed. So ONI's dicking around with elite infighting never made sense to me, covertly taking control of a halo ring I continue to believe to have been the best possible play because the only trump card humans have is their unique access to forerunner relics.
didnt read lolz
Just get a halo ring bro
I did read it.
>>554846190you're putting more thought into it than either dev ever did
>>554852841Do I need to make a 30 minute video essay about it
>>554856043/hg/ is more of a tiktok audience.
>>554853041Those things have nasty shit in them though
i wish i had a bf that loved me
>>554856043More like a 30-second video clip.
Halo Campaign Evolved: Certificated 10/10
>>554859173Quintessential Halo.
>>554868039Yeah, same spirit
Bankai
Co-erced
Modded MCC is funny because you watch these modders make up all these variants for weapons and yet they all are logged by the proper OG weapons. Custom enemies aren't much better, enemy AI controlled Spartans basically are treated as boss enemies who have some BS to knock you away from them whenever a layer of their over shields are lost. The sharqoi being too pointless to add is understandable, they are just lumbering melee units and hunters already do that. Same with how pure form tanks are basically juggernauts in the "tanky enemy who pushes players back" role but easier to work in With the level geometry.
I do not cosign anything posted iTT.
>>554892580modders in Halo are the equivalent of people who play Minecraft a lot but 99% of their time is just in creative mode where they make a bunch of stuff that they kind of just expect people to interact with and be wowed by.
This app will break ya man
>>554903089App?What App?
>>554903148Oh, shhh.Don't worry about it.
bumpshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769186853321881.webm
>>554908461Whoever did that clearly doesn't know the current state of Halo.
>>554909285It's just sissy gnome
>>554908461I prefer the dinosaurs one
>>554835732because halo games aren't grotesque... they don't try to shock with senseless violence or vulgarity and are carefully made to suit many tastes but I don’t really think many girls enjoy halo really, it’s just a few
>>554859173I actually made that webm.
>13 hours later>hubrisNah
No, you did not.
>>554917672I was expecting the post that said it wasn’t true, because I didn’t make that webm.
BUNGIEHIRE THIS MAN
Then fuck off, retard.
>>554927979no worries, the thread lives and dies by my hand and my hand aloneSo enjoy your retirement. Your services were appreciated, even if they were never necessary.
Someone got done.
>I'm not bumping you anymore.
>>554928517AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554927979And just like that, his bump became permanently etched in history
>>554928517
>>554912848>because halo games aren't grotesque
>I'm not bumping you anymo-
>>554928517AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
3 days until the arrival of Halo's spiritual successor........HIGHGUARD
>>554932941NOTHING BUT A MAN
Did someone say Halo?
>"Playing Halo CE/2 for the first time!">click video>anniversary graphics
>>554931019sure it’s impactful a lot the first time you play it but noI think the flood is the nearest to grotesqueand there's nothing excesive or 'traumatic' beyond that
>>554937878Yes, Halo needed something like the Dead Space 2 intro scene. Of course!
>>554930214Is this from playstation?
>>554938226>Dead Space 2 intro sceneI’ve never played themcall me pussy if you want idc but I don't like playing horror like those
>>554845357This confirms it
If Escharum is so autistic, then where is the train level in Infinite?
Oh the Banished will show you a train...>*ziiiiiiiiip*
Holy shit, 343 really killed this franchise. What can we even expect from Halo now?
The end...
>>554947460..less...
>>554945639homosexuality
>>554940178the security officer is a sigma
I'm a digma
>>554860097Pretty cool scene. That official art (behind the cartoon dude) or a fan edit?
>>554945639remakes and more failed games
>>554951281what is digma
>>554948539kek
>>554937878Halo: Prevarication is a neat campaign mode But damn the reused geometry and forge tier handling of flood hive infestation is really obvious The idea that juggernauts may be advanced carrier forms kinda makes sense
Has science gone too far?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrhRNMgOLYo
>>554951536Just license it at this point like games workshop does Microsoft outsourced everything anyways, may as well license game studios with the halo IP if they care about halo enough to still have a pet company for it. Most will probably miss but some will hit.
>>554952435they already do that, they just use 343/HS as the pipeline through which everything is sourced out
>>554954986Beautiful trailer. I remember downloading this on my Xbox 360 and watching it pretty much daily.
>>554961201It's actually one of the things that inspired that early Infinite trailer and a surprising amount of the design. Dan only had so much power to influence the game for the better though.
want halo bf
>>554964429you don't
i only come here to make fun of halo players
>>554953310They could do it a little more. Halo Wars 2 was good and neat but the only other stuff was an arcade game and a top down shooter for mobile devices. We need like, the space war spin off maybe.
>>554255441took me forever to realize my shit was modern/centered reticle
We need Jerome's game.
>>554972032it's the nigga?
>>554972321THE Nigga.
>>554972385our fucking nigga
>>554972691
Bungie hasn't made a decent game since 2007, a good game since 2001, and a great game since 1996.
>>554973714
>>554973714343 and Halo Studios hasn't made one in forever.
Don't mind me. Just posting the only good Halo game made by 343i.
Don't mind me. Just posting the only good Halo 4 mission made by 343i.
In short Time, your fate will be sealed, /hg/
>>554980409AAARGH
>>554980489I don't hate 4 chief's armor
I hate it.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>554973714nostfag as fuck
fuark
>>554983024The Fabled 'Hal.'
fable, halo, gears, forza, gta all in the same year. like it was meant to be.
LIES FOR THE WEAKBEACONS FOR THE DELUDED
>343i handed multiple potential forerunner antagonists from the Didact to Medicant Bias>Makes the didact a fish and medicant bias just doesnt exist lol
>>554945639Desperate attempts to keep the brand relevant despite burning all of its good will years ago.
Classic Halo gameplay:>https://youtu.be/NMCZOVVXrrk(No ad required because it features Classic Halo gameplay from Classic Halo.)
>>554255441How dead is Infinite compared to MCC?
Halo 2 having playable arbiter was kino, starcraft RTS had you play as the damn zerg and Halo was initially an RTS and RTS games let you play the enemy. Also going to multiple worlds is good, it is one of the few things I liked about Halo 5 despite me despising how they pussied out on Locke's character (making him a good guy, having him be a Spartan-IV instead of a classified Spartan-II so it is more believable he could rival the Chief, subterfuge Sloan and all that. Assassinating Jul is not spook behavior). Halo 5 I fixate on a bit because of how make or break 5 really was and damn did it break.>>554945639Mod community fan fic campaigns that are more lore accurate and made by people who do like halo but still will piss you off for other reasons (like halo 3 new covenant killing off Rtas but hey an ingame gravemind fight and getting to use the forerunner gun thing).Medicant Bias instead of the Didact I think could have preserved more mystery with the Forerunners but "another forerunner AI bad guy, really?" type reactions I can see.
>>554987242Haven't played in over a month, but I was finding matches in Big Team Heavies/Fiesta fairly well, but made sure it was during peak US hours. Can still find games at weird hours but the wait is longer. The upside to Infinite is that if you can't find any matches, you can switch over to custom games and fight bots. It's pretty nice. I wish they could backport bots to MCC, then I could play CE and 2 more often.
>>554987646Halo 4 was terrible and broke the lore, Greg Bear jamming stupid advanced tech wank up the ass for 3 books straight and Traviss making ONI retarded all leading to 4 I remember more than much of what came after. But Halo 4 could be seen as a "okay they just were getting used to it, 5 had a 3 year dev cycle and maybe they get their footing"... but then Halo 5 was a mess and the vehicle design was trauma inducing.
>>554987771>and the vehicle design was trauma inducing.Post it.
>>554986206>Makes the didact a fishthat is what he always looked like, fake fan. and medicant bias already redeemed himself in halo 3.
>>554988024>>554700805
>>554988334Now post the big brother.
>>554700805What was going through the mind of the dev(s) that made this?
Say hello to the SPNKr's replacement.
Forerunners looked like this
>>554988547it looks like cancer
>>554989143AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554986206>Mendicant BiasHe redeemed himself at the end of Halo 3, pretty sure he was destroyed when 08 fired and shook itself to pieces as well.
Banished, pirate jackals, swords of shanghelios, thise retards who still drink the journey kool aid, who else is there?
>>554989621The endless, the created (but they are screwed without Cortana) insurrectionists (lol)
>>554989621How did the Banished beat the created yet the Swords of Shanghelios didnt also get like wiped by the Banished who can in FOUR MINUTES destroy the UNSC infinity?
>>554990020They just haven't got around to mercing them in a random book yet >>554990010>inniesImagine getting independence in the wake of the human covenant war only to then get massacred by some roving alien warlords JUST
>>554990149>innie colony radio crying to ONI/the UNSC for help>they just are ignored
>>554980409it's over
>>554987646>Mod community fan fic campaigns that are more lore accurate and made by people who do like halo but still will piss you off for other reasons (In an alternate timeline where I actually finished my thing I wonder if I would have pissed anyone off. I tried to be lore "reasonable" but I past fast and loose with stuff like Mark V and a couple of UNSC energy weapons showing up way earlier that I just handwaved as "uh field testing prototypes lmao".
>>554983120John Hal
>>554831441We're having chinese tonight...
>>554908461that's not a high t song lol
>>554255441baseless speculation
2 days ago. Bleak.
>>554255893What's the fucking point? Halo is dead and this general is running out of biomass to feed on.
>>555005206sorry i've been talking to girlsmaybe if you gays weren't such insufferable libtards this place would still be ship-shape
>>555005249We are trying to revive the thread with this, genius.
>>554998345Youll always piss some people off. As is the ODSTs feel more like what the infantry of the UNSC should just be like as mass warfare is pointless in a war defined by strategic strike operations to try to turn the tide, Mass warfare is kinda useless against an enemy who is glassing whole planets. Surgical strikes on their cruisers, finding any means of deterrence and kidnapping their leaders makes sense.And maybe more nova bombs.Always could use more nova bombs.
>>555004791yeah? show me your example of high testosterone, masculine warrior
>>555005586Well how's that going?
>>555005602Like spartans being stupid expensive I never got, like okay maybe the prototype spartan but it's just a fucking augment with power armor. I dont even get the need for the kidnap and clone swap stuff and found that a bit stupid when I heard about it. Is there not enough people who'd hand their kids over for cash? Orphanages are full of kids, they can't just go there for some kids to use for the super soldier program? Why all this weird clone business. Just to be spook?
>>555005737https://youtu.be/wHAKGV9Xt7c
>>555006001Maybe I just have a bit of a cynical view as ive seen parents who gambled their kids lives for less than the chance of being a super soldier.
>>555006028it has some of the songs I listen toi’ll give it a point
JEGAAAAAAAA WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD?
Come arbiter, we are leaving this system>>554963372>>554963372>>554963372>>554963372
It's over...Sgt. Johnson.....IM COMING
>>555007332>Their soldiers wear capes
>>555006001I think the idea was complete secrecy. Kidnapping some kids and replacing them with shitty clones that will die of super cancer organ failure has less of a paper trail than "John Halo was sold to *totally-not-an-ONI-front* for 50 space dollars".
>>555008343
baking...
new bread>>555011293>>555011293>>555011293