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Teio!
never give up!
>>554271508I was going to bake Rice bread but this is fine too
she's so close... and so am i...
>>554271794thats hot
>>554271834will cygames remove the 50 pulls discount on her umanko and give it to fuku banner instead?
>>554271794this artist really just has no morals. i'm more and more disappointed with every image.
>>554271889sauce?
>>554271794>piercings
>>554271794WHATCHA DOIN LAISU
>>554271912hopefully not i want extra copies of her micromanko
i'm tired of my umas turning out shit even though my parents and my cards are godlike
fucking rigged nigger game
become the strongest Mambo
>>554271620It's completely unfair. I think the occasional "boss" Uma like Nishino Flower in Bakushin's career or Hayahide in Brian's are fine because the they are both in an ultimately unimportant race but Creek is such a goddamn spoiler for the Crowns.
>>554272017HARU NOOOOOOOO DON'T LOOK
>>554271794me on the left
Honestly, even if they give me 100 pulls on Fuku banner I am still not buying the discount. That card needs MLB to function, it's not like Riko where 1LB is good enough.
>throw my leftover tickets>rainbow gateholy shit
>>554272017They're just playing wrestling don't mind it Urara
Feet guy please make more feet stuff. Or giantess stuff I don't judge
>>554272301Explode
It's not fairwhy won't Fine Mo come to meI gave you 10 TICKET ROLLSis that not enough for you???
>>554271916the artist is a w*man who self inserts as mcqueen getting railed by a korean love and deepspace oc
last vodka parent run today. the other one was 1* guts with 11 white skills. my club goals today were rank #4446 and I got to #4489 and I dont have to do any more to round that up because another club member just woke up
mirin' vega
>>554272136bitch is about to do it again
Shion
>>554272510Do 10 more anon, this time for sure
>Xoguri dominating every CM room I'm in>my fronts don't do shit>my goldship doesn't catch up even with pump+NSMwelp
>>554272510Are Irish princesses worth 10 tickets?
>>554272660giving her fluffy things
>>554272965suzukalet?
>>554273086of course
>>554272817Eh, she will live. You at least have one recovery right?
Who else is excited for the all-uma banner? It's gonna be a lot of fun to pull on and I can spark Taishin to complete BNW
>>554272660rough sex with ayabe
carat count
>>554273117
>>554273086How are you building Suzukas
>game is about 8 months old>only thing to my name is a MLB kita, a swimsuit hag, and my oshi cafe>Only thing besides that are SR cards and launch umasbeing a lucklet in this game is emotionally draining, franklyI need something to look forward to... so like, we get free rolls on tama and the all uma banner, right?
>>554272965Use rushig gale instead of NSM
>>554273256You're logging your carats every day by hand?
>>554273290my daughter (always angry) nicenature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqmxGvmrOi8&t=1sHope you guys are ready to hear this dialogue 24/7 (with the bad mood dialogue) in a month :)
>>554273285i'm a suzukalet too. but my fronts win like 3/5 if someone else brought their own suzuka
>>554272340I've been up too long I'll check requests tomorrow
>>554273290You want us to be honest with you?
i love unityi love unityi love unityi love unity
>>554273456Yes, please be honest, this thread lies enough as-is
>>554273368no, but anon said that you can get carats from careers (racing) so I was checking that out. its NOT true
>>554273429just mute the voices duh
>>554273429I do what must be done
>>554273429Great stats for only 30 race bonus
>>554273541I think I've only ever gotten the 10 carat race wards if I won by at least 8 lengths or so. It's pretty common on kikuka sho/tenno spring for me if I have gold recoveries by then.
the other vodka (these two are the only ones getting white skills despite the 55+ white skills on the immediate parents) out of 5 careers
You guys really really R E A L L Y overhype that all uma bannerit literally has NO bonus rates. You could roll on the xoguri banner and have the same exact chance of getting seiun sky or taiki as you would on that banner. All it has is the "pick anything" sparkTHIRTY THOUSAND CARROTS for that spark is a pretty steep price considering you have a good chance of rolling ABSOLUTELY NOTHING up until that spark. Or like, a costume mcqueen/hishi amazon.
holy cygenerous
nobody cares about speCHUD
>>554273429Not a problem for me, all I know casuls will get filtered and bring their unity umas to CM
>>554273849Reminds me of the Alphys figurines from Fangamer
*Gangbang you*
goodnight im off to go jerk off to rice shower mcqueen
>>554273541it's a 5% chance bro
MANT is good
>>554273949french teio is far superior holy crap lois
>>554273819I like this character.
>>554274063>1 hour careersabsolutely not
>>554274054I did over 230 races today
>>554274063MANT will be fun
¡Buenos noches!
>>554273429Wait so you date everyone from Team Sirius during those blank spaces? You don't train at all except during summer camp?https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30081-team-sirius
>>554274103I'd take that over spending an hour repeatedly lowrolling careers because Kitasan decides to be a guts card
>>554274142it's only on G1s, it'd be bad if you could farm carats by racing every turn
>>554274063>1 hour per run>5 borrowsholy moly
>>554273429the amount of menu clicking you have to do for this shit will make me quit i think unity is already getting annoying
>>554273532There wouldn't be enough free pulls to save you, the cards that are must pulls are released without free pulls. And even of you get them later on, they will be powercrept. The whales will always win.
>>554274227i got carats from G3s before but you need to win by Distance
>>554274063*Trackblazer
Parent grinding is actually soul-suckingit's fucking mind-blowing to know I've done this since launch and have NOTHINGN O T H I N Gto show for my effort. I'm not even going for something autistically perfect, if anything my standards slowly go down over time but I just get absolutely fucking nothing
>>554273819Just believe anon. Never give up hope.
*thinks about it*
>>554273541https://gametora.com/umamusume/racesCheck details here. You can get carats in G1, G2, and G3. It's true, you're just unlucky. Doing carat refresh is more about the future investment rather than the present gain anyway. That carat refresh run could be a CM-winner ace run or a 9* parent, which in long-term would net you more carats than the 10 you lose today. The return on investment is massive.
>>554274461Take the Sweepy pill
>>554274461are you grinding for turf or sprint sparks?
>>554273541He is a liar>>554274509. Dont spend your precious carats on refills. Only heavy spenders do that.
>>554274165...¿qué?
>>554274461Just do ace runs while winning triple crowns bro. The 3* sparks occur more *frequently*.
>>554273541Just how bad is your luck. I'm getting it consistently during my fan runs or is this some evil ploy to encourage flatliners to keep flatlining
https://x.com/i/status/2012368237439451298
>>554274481source for this cute cafe?
>>554274302Don't listen to this doomfag, anyone with foresight can handle the next year or two of the game assuming you got kita+SR cards finished by now>f2poor it up through all of MANT, zero card rolling required>DOOMP on tachyon>DOOMP on FM/maruzen>DOOMP on pasa>DOOMP on ramonuall 4 of these have pretty big gaps of time between each other, and give you enough room to roll on an uma (or two if your luck isn't ultra shit)keep in mind a spark in this game on average costs about THREE HUNDRED AMERICAN DOLLARS so the whales don't really "win" anyway
How long have the pink tickets been in the friendship point shop?Just noticed them a few days ago.
my kingu for all time
>up to 120 taiki star bits from the eventThat's so fucking annoying jesus christI FEEL SO CLOSE TO HAVING HER YET I DON'T
>>554274871This month. It's a bait unless you have over 200k FP then feel free to waste your FP
55 years and counting. Let's get it to 60!
>>554275065>implying friend points even matter
>>554274871>>554275065shat doni buy with my fp then I already bought ulala mlb
>>554275019no way it's 120
which uma should i jork my peanuts to
>>554275270Not him but I'm around there too
>>554275383Daiwa
>>554275383why tho?
>>554275019>>554275445do we ever get a way to get more of these or is this currency just to taunt you until you actually get the uma and the "unlock" feature is just bait>"i-in the japanese version you can select legend ra-"Something that will be before 2029, thanks
Damn this one was actually pretty close to being good. It's really easy to overstam on cafe. you see a 30 stam training a few times and take it instead of pressing speed/power/wits, by the end of the career you have >100 more than you need and likewise >100 speed deficit to show for it. Highroll one of these days for sure.
>>554275570>"i-in the japanese version you can select legend ra-"This is happening with MANT, so it's exactly that.
>>554275383I goon to aislop all day, taking old pictures of girls I used to follow around and turning them into giant-breasted bimbosOne time I changed one to put on taiki shuttle cosplay, it wasn't bad, having a fat chubby belly in her outfit is quite the neuron activation
>>554275570do your dailies and buy your 6 random star pieces. You'll get there some year.
>>554275590keep it up f2p let's win the grand finals
>>554275670You know what? Based.
>>554275590you definitely don't need 3 power cards, I'd swap biwa out for riko, another speed card, or MAYBE a wit card, depending on what your options are
>>554275670sorta based
>>554275590SHE MADE THE CUT>>554275785riko overstams for zero benefit. For Cafe, I'd sooner run Tazuna. 30% stam growth is a bitch and a half to maneuver around.
>>554275065I've got 200k but it has stagnated there because no one needs to borrow Kitasan anymore...
At what point would you guys consider settling for a Long A uma?
>>554275932Never. A finals is my goal, don't care if I win I just want more carats.
>>554275932when time is no more, for i have lost the battle, and only the war awaits
>>554275932I got an S rank goldship, solid stats/skillsI never get S ranks so I took it as a sign to call it good and accept the A longthat being said, S long is super important
>>554275932you don't need long S to win gwo
>>554275932if i can get 2 speed passives to make up for it i'd call it even. S long is worth 123 speed. I'd settle for the 1200 + the 80 extra speed from 2 stage 1 greens.
7 and MANT will be easy for /uma/
>>554276059out of all distances, S long is the most importantan A uma with S long has a decent chance to beat a S rank uma with A long, assuming both are okay on stamina
Just got back from my 3 day ban /uma/ what'd I miss?
>>554275670i kneel
>>554276076Even Shiraoki-sama disapproves
>>5542760765 and you specifically will have an extraordinarily hard time with MANT
>>554276145Teio!
>>554276176It's so over
>>554274461What are you looking for?
Thank you Raisu
>>554276226You are welcome. - John "Raisu" Cygames, CEO of Cygames
>>554276225>>554274619it's for fronts, desu i'd be fine with turf + an acceptable blue with any mix of okay-ish front moves so I could just "throw it at everything"
>>554276145let me guess, you got banned for posting porn?
>>554275932During Taurus/Gemini I scoffed at the idea of Distance S being required until I ended up in group B finals everytime. Only after that I tried to be sweaty to get distance S and it got me my first plat then I'm a believer ever since. No Distance S = group B at most
>>554276340>it's for frontsoh nyo nyo nyo bro chose the hardest style to parentmaxx. but honestly you can just settle for groundwork + acceptable blues and pinks
>>554276039cute Teio
>trying to make a sprint/turf parent with ANYTHING but staminadoes the game know? [memeface]
Statline for CM10? I think 1200/600/1100/500/800 seems doable.
bros do you exercise to make sure you are able to train with your oshis?
>>554276402It's rude to answer a question with a question.
>>554276423I have a LB0 falco I use, so I go for a groundwork spark every single run, she sparks it like 15% of the time, but ofc when it happens it's like late surger pink + guts, classic shit, you know
>>554276417>I scoffed at the idea of Distance S being requiredIt's literally the most important thing right after getting the right accel skills. With Dist A, you need 1320 base meaning 3 speed greens to even be competitive with 1200 Distance
WaitIs it true when parent grinding, winning a dirt G1 doesn't give ANY affinity to turf racers and vise-versa?
this is usable right
>>554276639Sorta? The affinity from races comes from matching graded wins between a parent and the grandparents, so if the parent won't run any dirt races, dirt wins on the grandparents won't matter.
Outside of Taiki/Suzuka, what currently-released umas get really strong when pink skills release?I know akebono gets a lot better, and costume mcqueen STILL sucks ass (lol)
>>554275670>mfw when I have to roll to 200 for Tamamo Cross in the upcoming days
>>554276515>15%That's weird. That should not be your spark chance even if you're just guessing. The more of that particular (including stars) white spark you have, the better your chances of passing it on. Are you just rawdogging groundwork?
>>554276792>graded wins between a parent and the grandparentsreally?So if the grandparents have shitty wins, NOTHING the parent can do changes that? Really?Like if you had a grandparent with some nice sparks but it was an ace run that had a low winrate, and you did an el condor pasa parent run that had like TWENTY SIX G1 wins, none of what pasa did matter? It all depends on the grandparents?
>>554276792i thought affinity was just number of races won right now
>>554276445All Teios are cute
>>554276971This is why ace runs are not the same as parent runs.
>>554276753sureif that's for the sprint CM, A&S literally doesn't work on it, so you could swap to a different parent if you want
Hi there
>>554276971Yes, but keep in mind the quality of the sparks beats affinity minmaxing. The most affinitymaxxed 2 star groundwork grandparent will provide less chance to proc it than a 3 star groundwork grandparent who only did her career races.>>554277048It isn't, the global section of <https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0> is accurate from what I can tell (by hooking the game function in charge of displaying triangle/circle/double circle).
>>554277110I'm still finding serious difficulty believing it's that black and white, I've CONSTANTLY seen anon post big sparks and say "too bad it was an ace run" and get plenty of "good grandparent at least" kind of replies, not just once, pretty much a classic /uma/ conversationI mean, I guess every single one of those anons could be wrong though, it truly is just grandparents and parents matching wins and nothing else?
>>554277110when will cannedcoal be mainstream again
>>554277156its for sprint CM, the seiun just happens to be my best turf and power spark parent
>>554277074Teio is my favorite uma and no one comes close
WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM? I LOST LIKE 4 MOOD LEVELS FROM HER SLEEP DEPRIVED SHIT RIGHT BEFORE SUMMER WHICH TOOK 3 INFIRMARY TRIPS>MOOD DOWN 3 LEVELS BEFORE RACESHE IS FUCKER IN THE HEAD
>>554277292I don't think anyone outside Japan is still playing that fossil
>>554277292After the Touhou revival
>>554276971Yeah. Umas who can run medium are at an advantage because it's the most popular distance.
>>554276792Shit. I've been Trojan Horsing Curren with completely irrelevant parents so she could use her high affinity with Akebono to get her the long sparks. Fug
>>554276971has to be wrong, I'm>>554274461this guy, and when sorting by affinity you can see the runs that had more wins always give more affinity to my umas, and the races I'm doing aren't even races the grandparents did, tested with same grandparents on the same umaThere's definitely a BONUS for matching races the parents did, but it's not the only thing to it
>>554276417I've made group A finals every time, won 3 times, and only had S distance occasionally. Taurus I definitely didn't have it. Scorpio my Grass had it and took 1st but my Rudolph didn't and took 2nd place. For Virgo, my rice did have both Turf and Mile S, but also only 1113 speed. She didn't get me the win though. No it was my 6 gold skills Team Trials Taiki with only A turf and mile that had the highest win rate and secured the plat for me.S distance definitely makes it easier, but my 80% WR team with all long S still lost libra to an all As Opera by a head.
>>554277494In the end it's RNG, you just want as much advantage as you want to maximize your chances of winning
This looks so stupid. I'm in. I'm gonna earn this tomorrow.
I have decided to use four speed cards because I'm fucking sick of runs not capping speedWhich would (You) go with, Eishin flash or brian? Assuming I'm already using kita/halo/sweepFlash doesn't have the biggest raw stat gains but ALL of her events are awesome, where as all of brian's events completely suck ass + 0 starting friendship
>>554277878Brian always. Just make sure to prioritize her friendship asap, it's not that hard
>>554277771Do that G3 Sprint that happens during the Arima Kinen your Junior or Senior year. There's like one named Uma since everyone else is doing the real race.
>>554277878for me it's eishin if late or lazy, else if not late then brian. brian is a bit of a pain to babysit in unity
>>554277878I would take Gold Ship (That Time I Became the Strongest) because I am a wild boy with a heart that cannot be tamed
>>55427787865 mood boost equates to 13% training effectiveness at great mood.Brian still gives you more speed from the starting speed and 2 speed bonus. the lack of friendship just means it'll take 4 more turns to get her going, but with that hint frequncy boost you're gonna have an easy time getting her friendship up anyway.
>>554277878Zero starting friendship isn't that bad, it just takes some care. Hell I got plat using three cards with zero starting friendship the last cm before the Kita rerun.
I am NOT building groundwork shit for pacers lmao uhhhh I'm just not doing it
>>554277878Brian is never worth it, I'd even use the shitty taishin SR over itthere is NO 0 friendship card in the game that's worth it
>>554278138Guts Urara is 0 friendship. Better learn how to use 0 friendship cards now.
RICE IS A WHORE
>>554278138Lmao how to spot a shitty toreina
Hmm. I think I'm too angry to play this game. Seeing my Uma be all good in the predictions only to lose brings my piss to a boil.
>>554277878Brian gives 20 speed for her 2nd and 3rd chain which is surprisingly nice despite the energy drain. That zero friendship sucks ass though. I personally use Flash because of the Late skill hints and the energy but see which you prefer. I haven't had to use 4 speed in unity at all though, admittedly.
>>554278126why would you even do this
>>554277878people are replying about just the friendship but brian sucks not just because of that, ALL of her events are fucking awfulmeanwhile eishin showers you in free energy, mood, and even max energy
Digitan LOVE
>>554278138>Brian is never worth itvery true, no one wants that edgelord uma
>>554278320It's the actual meta for Capricorn
Is there a worse feeling?
Rice is pure
>>554278273I need to use my alarm clocks ASAP. I got so mad at getting fucked from the Triple Crown from Creek I abandoned what could've been a decent parent run
>>554278346Mayano "Maverick" Top Gun wouldn't say this.
fast shart
>>554278321Isn't max energy bad?Since it basically means having "50 energy" will actually give you a HIGHER fail chance vs having 50 energy with your normal energy bar
>>554278346Mayachi would say this
>>554278420I haven't even started doing that since I'm still new. I just wanna collect any trophies I see. Sound infuriating tho.
>>554278378Losing an optional race by a nose that you were on the fence about attempting in the first place
>>554278484
>>554278484Bwo's still living in the past
WHy is Umastan better on longer distances than short
wei
>>554278126just get 1200 power and Concentration.My Libra Rice had Turf S 1100 power and kept cucking groundwork pace, including my own daiwa, so much so that i just replaced daiwa with a debuffer. >>554278484fail chance is determined by the raw number of how close to 0 you get, not the % of how far away from 100% you are.
>>554278609the length of a track dictates the distance you have to be away from the leader to avoid pace down
>>554277387Monogatari?
>>554278609Breaking out of the pack 30% ahead of the rest of your intended race Aptitude means a lot more with 1200 meters left vs 550.
>>554278779
>>554278779grandma...
>>554277292highly unlikely to happen but the day they release globally might get some hype back into the game until everyone realized how terrible 2013 gacha gameplay is
>>554278779wtf how do you get this? my Bakushin always wore a towel
I want to get bitten by Shinko Windy
>>554278779little known fact: all umas have EXTREMELY long nipples
post cute hons
>>554278609It procs no earlier than 5 seconds into the race. During section 1 of the race (the first 1/24 slice of the total distance), everyone but front runners will be in pace down unless they break out with a velocity skill like uma stan. In long races, 5 seconds is up before section 1 ends and an immediate proc guarantees a pace down cancel, whereas in short races you're commonly out of pace down by then.
>>554278673Jumping on the bed as an adult just destroys your mattress springs and makes you sleep like shit till you dump hundreds of dollars on a new one.>>554278779do their base models have nips underneath the towels and this mod just removes the towel? or is the towel part of the model and this is a total body model replacement?
Curren needs mile sparks so her career isn't the most boring one in the entire fucking game. Same with Haru and Turf.
>>554278902That's a beautiful dream, anon. Good luck
>>554278930
>>554279008>do their base models have nips underneath the towels and this mod just removes the towel? or is the towel part of the model and this is a total body model replacement?nigga that's just photoshop
>turf D
>>554278779holy moly
I haven't made any aces yet. Is this a good Golshi deck? Or should I swap Kingu for Sweepy and take a power card?
>>554279050or hachimi
>>554278779now lets see laisu and cafe do this
>>554279078Falco strong!
>>554279008Model replacement. Barring signature racewear, every Uma is a Lego head that's snapped onto Outfit "X" with "bust size 1-5". They're all smooth
>>554279092What's your spurt plan?
>>554278734>>554278795>>554278939Somehow you always get 3 different answers for any mechanics question for this game
Nobody is actually attracted to Shinko right? She's literally just a kid, and not even in a sexy loli way like Sweepy or Flower.
That talk earlier in the thread left me MORE confused about parent grinding than when I started reading it.
>>554279241she made me feel funny ever since I found out she has child bearing hips
>>554276417I think you were right to scoff at it. It only makes the difference if you were already gonna get a really close 2nd place without
>>554279241she's an actual adhd brat and she WILL bite you.
>>5542792258* sparks (2+2+2 on one side, 0+2+0 on the other) and three Hail Shiraokis.
>>554279241i want windy to give me a very teethy blowjob
Does "mood boost" on support cards ONLY affect rainbow trainings?What if it's on a different training type but you're in a great mood?
What's the second best stam SSR after Creek? I want to do 1200 spd 1200 stam mummy for TT
>>554271508>01/27 - New Beginnings Part 1Is this a story event or missions and free rolls?
>>554279241She's Sweep Tosho with a Strength rather than Magic build. A narcissist that does what she wants and ruins her dorm leader's life. She also has amazing hips and is weirdly endearing in career. Also I know she smells like shit which does things for me.
>>554279237it's literally the same answer, you break out of the pack to avoid pace down, the longer the distance the easier it is
>>554279396As long as you have an alternative to Sweep SSR then that's ok.You may wish to consider swapping Fine for Yukino Wit. It'll give a chance at Winter Runner and will at least reduce skill points for NSM.
Who gives the best hugs?
>>554279609Take a guess
>>554279453New Manhattan Cafe. She is THE stamina card but you could settle for the SR. She has above average specialty priority and gives a bonus to stamina and literally nothing else.
>>554279609creek, obviously
>>554279609Donna-san
Victory was this close to being yours, but the results will serve as good experience for the next race
>>554279609Akebono gives you those hugs that satisfyingly pop your vertebrae.
>>554279713Wow, good job anon! You came so close. Again, good job.
>>554279293https://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4This is the tutorial video.
I think to this day this is still my favorite uma soundpost
>>554279594Not a bad idea... although 37.5 vs 20 FB and 15 vs 5 TE sucks.
>>554279293unless you're all in on the bot grinding parents is miserablejust try to improve your TT team with good grandparents and see if you get lucky with blues and pinks
>>554279713It's my least favorite Tazuna message because even she's like "fuck bro, idk. You probably should've won that shit"
>>554279324for arima kinen, S long is worth 1.7 lengths, but a perfect no stopping me is worth 5.5 lengths. An oguri whiffing a heal skill (30% chance) is 3.5 lengthsIt's all just RNG. Long S is a tiebreaker and that's about it.
waaaah I want suzuka! I want to use her to take free wins like everybody else! I need this rabbit!
>Connectingw-what going on
How do I say up for the next 14 hours? I need to fix my degenerate sleep schedule
>>554275019You will get her in April since she is in the first batch of daily legend races, 1 shard per day so it will take you about a month.>>554275570Daily legend races start in March this year with 1st anniversary, you can get a new 3* roughly every 70 days assuming you get 80 stars from the initial legend race.Also, since we are drowning in monies you should always be buying 3* shards from the daily shop, or at least the ones you don't have.It doesn't matter that much but something to keep in mind is that an off banner 3* will give you 60 shards, and it costs 200 shards to go from 3* to 4*, so whenever you use 150 to unlock it's basically a given that the very next banner you pull on will give you a dupe of whoever you unlocked meaning you are 140 shards short of 4* because this game is fucking evil.
>>554279983Take a nap for 20min and then go to bed normally
>>554279983Fasting can help reset your sleep cycle. Don't eat anything until an hour before your new bed time.
>>554279983Dance and sing along to umapyoi whenever you feel tired
>>554279983Your Cafe?
>>554279983drink ze coffee
>>554279948Need rabbit Suzuka so bad. I'm going to spark her in the all uma banner.
>>554279983Jerk off but don't cum, do what the kids call gooning now, or cum stacking, just make sure you don't releaseStaying hard will keep you awake because of the blood pumping to your cock releasing adrenaline ever so slightly, if you cum you will fall asleep
>>554280060>Around 2 umas farmable per anni release>Makween Opera (I have the rest)>Maruzen Digitan>Dober TamamoYeppers I'm set and justified on skipping
>>554279241She gives me flashbacks to those invader Zim hoodie girls that would unironically glomp each other and bite their boyfriends to mark them. Every single one of them is a nurse now btw
>>554280227This doesn't work. I edge myself to sleep most nights.
cute!!!!
>>554280227sometimes its too hard to hold it back and i end up cumming...
>Lose to Riko>Do the Long URA Finale for the first time since month one of the game >Despite mediocre stats, win the final by distance and unlock the titleOh. That's not very impressive anymore, actually.
>>554279713source?
>>554280525ura long is stupidly easy you can win with like 400 all stats + shit ton of heals.
guys... I'm hard right now but I'm having trouble actually nutting. Any images to help this fellow umadacchi?
>>554280763Have you tried massaging your prostate?
>>554280763try thishttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11995566
>>554280763
>>554280763/uma/, post THAT catbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhu2yasv300
>>554280943This would be sexy if it was a girl displayed from the front instead, or at least her butt.
Can't believe I even need to complain about this, but how the fuck is there not a pity system for the store showing up? Got 1 store today from the daily races. Did 5 TTs in the morning. 5 more TTs now. No store. Got angry and decided out of spite to use the carrot jelly since I never use it.I AM 18 FUCKING CARROT JELLIES IN, 28 TEAM TRIAL RUNS TODAY AND NO STOREHOW IS THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE?
How soon is MANT? idk if I should put any more effort into learning how to actually play Unity or not
>>554271508I want to suck Rice's penis
>>554281152>He thinks bad seeds are restricted to careerslol
>>554271508I have MLB Kiryufromyakuza Pal card, is she better than Rico R?
graded races today right?
>>554281075I don't think you want to see the front part of a nuke victim...
>>554280763picrel is your average uma JOer
>>554280252SkipGODS just keep on winning.
Post emLet's see your ideal roster
>>554281368Is this for maxxing score or maxxing erections
>>554281368
>>554280763I like staring into the eyes of innocent images and letting my brain go wild
>>554281410Listen to your heart, not to your dick or brain
>>554281430based
>>554280842I didn't... it just feels wrong to go up my butthole >>554280905thank you more like this >>554280943haha... very funny...>>554281351shut up>>554281439I need something more graphic
>>554280842Here he goes again.
>>554281368Mine.>>554281430Wow!
I hate idolslop culture. I think idol fans are losers. I find the term and concept of "oshi" to be extremely cringe and anyone who takes it seriously is an embarrassment to nature.
Sakura Sexshin O
>>554281517>I need something more graphichttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9778696
>>554281660>Plays a sports idolslop game(you)
she's being retarded on purposeyou're so fucking stupidyou absolute fucking fat mongoloid of a horsethere is literally no reason to lose this when oguri and biwa can do this 100% of the time with worse statsthis is the third time in a rowI am going to ban sweets from tracen if it's the last thing I ever do
>>554281368Still haven't managed to fill the last two slots since we last posted these.
>>554281660Bwo you're posting in a general about an idol gacha...
>>554281753the mejiro family should be stripped off their power
>>554281660sasuga rice villain
Do I uncap cards when I can? Can I do something else with these cards?
>>554281660Guess what, you have an idol game on your phone/steam account right now
>>554281882>the mejiro family should be strippedTrue
>>554281882Sunday silence already did that for you, there's a reason mejiro horses vanished off the face of the planet 30 years ago
>>554281946cleat em, especially the welfare ssr
>>554281851Post your ticket
>>554281946you can't have multiple of the same card in your deck so uncap away
Must be the first time I've seen an NPC win.
>>554281946You can cleat them. The event cards are the most satisfying ones to do
>>554281946always uncapunless it's a welfare, then you might be able to cleat it for a minuscle amount of extra rolls. But you need to be careful which one you cleat because some welfares are metaor just uncap everything anđ get your free TT point bonus
>>554282058I'm her trainer btw
>>554281368Sure
>>554281660My oshi Rice wouldn't say this
is there someone posting links for keiba streams? theres a couple graded events coming up later today
who will you main?https://x.com/marusant03/status/2012814468594684175?s=20
doxxgenesis is showing that I flatlined yesterday but I didn't flatline, wtf is this slander. Who do I sue for this
Does affinity increase count the number of similar G2 and G3 races too? Or is it just G1???????Also is there a max for G1?
>Finemo is transWhy did nobody warn me? I wasted 50 rolls...
New player here, what does this bum do?She sucks. I tried training a dirt oguri and overtrained her speed big time, any advice?
>>554281660Ok, now what?
>>554282327huh? There are no JRA races scheduled for the 19th? Unless you mean another country or NAR?
>>554282453CUTE little piglet
>>554282349Umas shouldn't fight or do acts of violence.
>1st year middle schooler
>>554282453She's decent for making debuffers since her events force feed you a bunch of SP and she's a guranteed source of subdued front runners and hesitant end closers, doesn't see much play outside of that.
Tuna Snatch...
>>554282494its the 18th... or did they already race those? timezoens are confusing
>>554282453We told you to use R Riko instead
>>554282327Bro, the race are over. What are you talking about?
>>554282453>new playerLMAO You missed the best card in the game by a year
If I have LB2 SC and LB1 FM what should I prioritize the Anniversary shit on?
>>554282679im retarded...
>>554282327There are no races scheduled for todayhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>554282453Use Riko bwo...
>>554282669Usually JRA races happen between 9am to 4pm JSTYes they all happened already
>>554282453Holy reroll
>>554282904i thought the times listed on netkeiba was my own time for some reason, clearly its local time
>>554282745>Free crystal from combining shardsFM LB2>Free anni crystalFM LB3>Free selectorFM MLB>Piggy selectorSC LB3
>>554282834>>554282672I have lvl 45 dictus Wits, is she worse than Mlb2 Ricky?
hows your TT% looking bros?
>>554282965Riko gives stam guts and mood ups. Different usages.
Guess ill watch German horse racing instead bwos
>>554282942there's a free crystal in the 1st anni?
post those teio koikatsu videospleasedont tease me with cropped pics
>>554283018
>>554282942>free anni crystalDon't think this exists. We're all on our own with only our shards now
Just remembered that Machitan is 2*
>>554282327there are races every single weekendstarts around 9:50 and ends around 16:30 JST
>>554283057download koikatsu
Following discord advice - A rank.Randomly slapping strongest shit together based on uma.moe ratings - A plus, middle tier.
>>554283083There was a screenshot from jp news years ago that mentored lb crystal
>>554283057https://files.catbox.moe/gynohi.mp4
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREYOU WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>554282942why wouldn't you immediately LB3 creek? lb1-3 fm is literally useless
Girl B
>>554283185You get all of those at the same time
>>554283180That is one ugly looking penis, it's kind of impressive to make one look so ugly
>>554283182Did you gamble top?
>all 5 runs today are absolute dogshitI guess today isn't my dayI should stop getting mad, it's all RNG
I finally nutted, bwos... a sincere thank you to anybody who helped
>>554283192Isn't this that Im@s girl.... what's her name again
Pretend this got Long S. Would it be any good? Trying to figure out what I'm going for here.>Witlet>Missed the stam threshold What other issues?
>>554281368Picking with my dick or my cool-o-meter
>>554283192i actually prefer this for her school appearance
>>554281368longmediumdirtmilesprint
>>554283424cards? this is the shortest long race so you have a surprising amount of legroom for more wit, unless this is a lowroll anyway
>half of the posters here are /v/ trannies i could recognize a lot of the posters here in the /v/ thread just now
>>554283424Not really but watch worse goldships win in the actual CM lmao
The most beautiful!
>>554283603why did you out yourself as a /v/ tranny?
>>554283424Gold heal, otherwise solid
>>554283696why did you avatarfag just now? trying to be called a /v/ tranny?
>he is nyot going 901 stam and 601 guts for le super secret +100% speed boost (check the docs gwo)>he is betting on """""wit""""" for the downhill speed """boost"""your loss
>>554283603is there really a /v/ thread? I thought jannies didn't allow umamusume there
>>554283664post your CM8 spe now
>>554283849Based
>>554283796>He's not gutsmaxxing for 900 stam 900 wit
>>554283735gold heal is absolutely not needed for end 850+stam green+corner
>>554283586It wasn't a lowroll at all... actually I would consider this a fairly high roll for me. >>554283735My only option would have been Go-Home Specialist, which is too damn expensive. Experimented with the umalator and this build did better than what I could make bringing any more recoveries (either the gold or some cheaper whites I got hints for). You think she'd still die? I'm praying for no debuffers.
Honestly? This sucks assI'm running triple pace again for cm8
>>554283974sure
>>554284059this but triple front
>5 double circles>2/3s of the umas are B rank>lose all 5 racesThis game makes 0 sense
>>554283929NTA but here's my spechan! Say something nice about her
Anyone got that Saddam Hussien sweepy image
>>554284258UUUU
>>554284295Hehe...
S-surely WIT is not THAT important...
>>554284295Thanks boss
>>554284346explain hehe to me
>>554284409All my CM winners have been made fun of by /uma/ for being witlets. You don't need wit if you simply highroll every wit check.>>554284460It's a meme you dip.
>>554284504of course it's a meme but what is itis it just cute when sweep sleeps
>>554284553Dont askJust post the image under anyone with high fan gain/did a large number of runs
>>554284171Hate that shit.Yet every single fan/parent run I've done on Unity I always beat zenith 4 wins 1 draw with some shit like an X, 3 triangles, and 2 single circles.
>>554284460Sweep is being used as a mascot for botniggers
Which way, torena?
>>554284748Wipe that plate clean!
>>554284708ohhhh okay they're posting sleeping sweep because botniggers are chillin, thanks anon. That's kinda cute
i LOVE Pokke!!!! she takes too much slander from secondaries and movietards, she is KINO and forever will be KINO
dead general
bwos....
>>554285128it's over...
>made a new highscore goldship saggy ace from doing test #6>have to buy rushing gale + maestrobleh, no long S at least
When does doxxogenesis update?
>>554284820
>>554284116I'm rewatching Witgod's video again. He said 3FR does work but then he's using Suzuka in his sample so maybe it's more like 2FR+1Suzuka.
>>5542853932 fronts and any other ace work, it's called a chariot
>>554285151"Way too cute."ye so cute that the horse is now gonna beA. SlaughteredB. Gluedhaha so cute
I think Teio is cute when she shuts up.
>>5542854762 fronts sometimes doesn't create a large enough lead for the fronts to win desu, adding a runaway boosts the success rate by a lot.
>>554285535i think teio is cute when she's screaming in my face
>>554284553Cute newfren
>>554285476Not a backliner. Pacer probablyI tried that and not crowding the backline with your own late/ends makes NSM super unreliable for your chariot.I'm doing suzulet triple front so, it's an oshi CM
>>554285503here is your (you)
Sex with Verxina
>>554285676that's a nice looking teio
>>554285626I-I'm day1...
Can a neigher get a (You) too?
>>554285635>Not a backliner. Pacer probablydoesn't really matter, your other ace will be in a good position for accel more often than not with two fronts
>>554284409wit is a meme. I have 700 wit on my golshi and I lose to 300 wit libra golshis alll the time, because they get brocked and proc NSM and win more easily
@554285909Hmm. Nyo.
Kinda irritating when uma loses a race then gets sad, like nigga, you are over-stat and have the required skills, you wanted that loss
https://x.com/i/status/2012742012383203416I don't watch American football, but its crazy to see just how well known Uma is.
>>554286002I HATE CURREN
>>554286091Psychopath/Sociopath behavior right there
I LOVE CURREN
>>554286095Good job to /uma/ global for surviving 7 months when these zoomers change trends every week.
>>554279115Pure evil...
>>554285909Here you go
>>554285535i'm happy my account is teio and spe free
AAAIEEEEEEEEEE SLOW DOWN I SIGNED FOR A B+ CLUB
>>554271889>>554279713give me source... im dying...
>>554286245Top 100 soon!
>>554286245That's the magic of Sweep Tosho in action.
i don't get the point of >5 pace chaser skillslike you've already lost if you're way behind as a pace
>>554286245Is it true that this is thanks to sweeper?
If you removed all botters, Mambo would be in SS
>>554286245Mambo is an A+ club though? Are you confusing it with Autis/uma/?
>>554286341I think you mean C+...
>>554286313they're for times like CM7 gaslight fueled metas where there's five fronts
>>554286228Thanks, you're a real neko
>done with my cm8 aces>done with my cm9 aces>done with my cm10 parents>waiting for fuku spd before grinding cm10 acesWhat do I do?
Welp. That's the last borrow. I really want a 9* groundwork of my own I can use as a foundation, doesn't matter which blue or pinks for now. I already have an 8*, but the parent is a 2* so I'm greeding for it.
>>554286245I unironically can't stop playing thanks to the 5 borrows
>>554286504Danchou here. If you've got time to lean, you've got time to do a fan run.
>>554286406That's it, I'm doing 850k fans right nyow in response. I won't take this autis/uma/ slander
>>554286245Whats our endgame for January?
is sweepy dev here? can you look into adding mant early? i think the chinese bot https://github.com/NateScarlet/auto-derby supports it so maybe you can port it over
Why is McQueen so mean...
>>554286504play a different game
>>554286690>850kMy mambros were posting about their 1M fan runs in club chat two days ago btw.
>>554286245I’m taking it easier next month but I’m doing a lot of fan runs because I’m curious how far we can go at this point
>>554286504time to pick 3 more gacha games to play daily
>>554286781you got no bragging rights for the fans your mambros make, Ra...
golshi impregnating me...(and my wife)
>>554286504Post your cm9 aces, I want to see what's working.
>>554287051revenge impregnating golshi in return
>no don't roll for that just borrow save your carratok nigger when do i roll
bros can we stop calling it cm[number] i can't keep track anymore
>>554287051post the rest
Who's betting for/against this dropping over 500 by the end of the month?
>>554287292Roll for Tamamo Cross in 3 days. If you think Gold Ship is broken you'll love Tamamo
>>554286594But I'm out of TP>>554287093
>>554287398>But I'm out of TP10 carats to refill TP and you make it back as a random drop from races. Get to it.
>>554287051Buddy, I think you might have testicular cancer...
>>554287398>Mummy Creek on all of themDAMN did you have mummy creek or are those borrows
>>554287392big fat head
>>554287398Thanks. How's the Air Groove working out? I'm thinking of running her but her unique seems really inconsistent as pace.
>>554287398>268 staminaEven if it's a sprint, isn't she going to die on the track?
disturbing lack of horse yuri last few threads
>>554286704nigga i actually need to play the game manually for the game knowledge before it can be automated so give or take 1 month after release
>>554287051
Raping my hand to horses again.
>>554287554Borrowed Creek for all of them. I only decided to make a Pasa parent later on so that's why Bakushin doesn't have Victoria>>554287483nyo...
>>554287676What the fuck is a horse? And there are multiple umayuri pictures posted in this thread.
>>554287708>for the game knowledgeIf there are people using your "game knowledge" to make their aces and parents, would you say the people who use the bot are worse than you
>>554287392slutty nerd
>Slacker event two turns before new year while at high energy>infirmary didnt work, hit energy cap>Try to spend a turn to burn energy>No one came to train>New Yearsliterally what was i supposed to do here
>>554287392Biwa wife...
>>554287630Air Groove performs pretty well. She gets speed carryover with her unique more often than not>>554287643Even an uma with 200 stamina can survive the race
>>554287643side movement also uses stamina, that curren is definitely gonna gas out if she has to go around a bakushin
>>554287643268 is actually about right, 300+ is on the high end and 400 is overkill - only needed if your uma has to run a long in career. Pic related is the first draft of my team and Hishi sometimes still has too much HP leftover to trigger her unique.Doesn't help that half the fucking track is a downhill so you get plenty of opportunities to trigger downhill acceleration
>>554287837only a retard would use sweepy for aces
What sort of parents should I be making for the Sprint CM?
>>554287878turn the career into a fan run
>>554287878I spent six turns at full energy with slacker... two fialures and two attempts at burning energy failed with no one to train withEtsuko doesnt remove slacker btw that was fake news as fuck
>>554287708Can you share a preset for unity parent runs?
>>554287837"bot game knowledge" is inherently different. limitations forces it to play a different game than actual players. so u cant just follow existing guidesplayers don't need logic like "After senior year stop taking extra training top option" because they know what the friendship level is at."game knowledge" in this case just means trial and error until u teach a retard how to play
>>554288129>Hishi
>>554287878Spam infirmary until cured
No
Longchads ASSEMBLE!Who we are:We are Long CHADS. Stayer gods that will assemble once every Long CM to win the glory that no single stayer can win by himself. Join fellow long gods such as:LONG GOD DEUCELONG GOD EFFORIALONG GOD LYSLONG GOD PISALONG GOD GOGHLONG GOD DAIYUSAKUSpecial guests include:PACE GOD GOLD ACTOREND GOD DEEPLATE GOD GULLIVERFATHER OF F(R)ONT PALMERWhat do you get:- The usual circle buffs (10x sprint shoe requests, "Good Morning!" Urara stamp greetings at reset).- A discord full of long autists and special guests from GODS of other styles- Tier A+ top 500 circle- No upper limit to parent grinding, you are encouraged and expected to let out all your autism in this once every month CM eventWhat is expected from you:- Team rank does not matter. Only passion for long distance.- Every important long SSR- Top 2k in Team Trials- Longchads is a long CM-only circle. You are EXPECTED to leave the guild and return to your regular affairs once CM is over- Re-assemble when your duty calls for you againIn order to join please provide the following:- A picture of your finals result last long GW- "Arime Kinen MASTER" title- You are no God if you can not win the grand prix- At least 3 of the following umas: C. Oguri, Suzuka, S. Maru, Sky, Golshi, Taishin- Long Gods must always be prepared and have multiple umas needed for any and all long races- FLB Kitasan, FLB Creek, FLB Riko are ALL a must- Oguri (Holidays) must be RINGEDIf you're interested in joining us, leave a message on one of these profile IDs: 15627188, 20570061 or message this guy on discord.A FINAL REMINDER LONGCHADS IS A LONG CM (2500m or above) ONLY CIRCLE. Inform your circle leader of your membership in this prestigious group, they must allow you to leave your current circle and return when your duty as a lord of stayer ends.
>>554288383Yes
>>554288168Pasa and generic power parent
3600m long cm when
>>554288456Huh?
>>554288456wat
>>554288456I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
>>554288456so lose out on my monthly carots for a meme guild?
>>554288527You cannot make me run another career for her even if you posted her succulent bare nipples that'd make me cum in my pants
>>554288287i've never played with ur deck nigga just blacklist irrelevant skills, pick races and let it ride. if ur autistic enough go give certain stats negative spirit explosion scores and migrate that score to a training u keep failing to get at least 600 stat on before the run ends
>>554288674she has the best outfit in the entire gamemy wife... my love... my golden sun shine
>>554288456autism
>>554288791?
Pisces Cup is going to be the funniest CM
>>554288456>godsOkay I KNOW where this is from
HOLY FUCK EL IS SO FUCKING LOUD
>>554288710Thoughts on her alt?
>>554288552>g2never
>>554288906SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?
>>554288906SOUELCONDOR PASA
>>554288456ummm long"chads" are like that????? oh no no no
>>554288913i like her default more but my wife is perfect in any outfit
>>554288913I prefer her Heil Hitler alt.
>>554288906TRAINA SAANNNNN!!!
>>554288913She should lose one
>>554288857FrontGODS we are so back!
>>554288981>>554288997>>554289092GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
MAMBO ON RISE
I've been dreaming about Japanese girls for the last week and lost interest in my gf of 10 years. I am partial to blondes and blue eyes generally so what the fuck is going on. I love Dober
>Twin Turbo is a 1 star
I'm in an extremely bad mood today, umadacchis better not cross my path today
>>554289019Good answeR>>554289193She needs one for each breast
>>554288857Tamamo Cross is the most OP in this track btw
>>554289320i love her but she isnt that big
fuck man I wanna kill myself, I'm never getting stats like this again with Fast Learner
>>554289230Aiiii TRAINAA-SANNNN
>>554289253I guess I have to start doing fan runs all day...
>>554289374Pretty sure Kitasan is better
>>554289395it's still likely that you'll make the long S diff back from the extra skills you can buy
>>554289395Run that you apeThat will likely get you to A finals
>>554289386she should be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grd-K33tOSM
>>554289596no, shes perfect as she is
>2 SSR 4 SR deck>one SSR event didnt finish, one SR event didn't even starti am quite confused at how this is even possible
>>554287708damn a whole ass month of playing mant manually
>>554289458Tamamo cross moves up harder than gold ship to the point where she'd be ahead of the pace runner group by the time Straightaway Spurt triggers and she easily chases down kita
Sexo ticket
bountiful breasts
