Patches Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/12-29-2025-update.95233/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>554090810
Should haze go through a redesign?
>>554285497Drop favorite character and prediction on when it drops
>>554285645Yes. Not too fond of Valve unoriginality.
>>554285718>prediction on when it dropsthis year
>>554285884Do you have the pic of Dynamo talking about pie?
>>554285497
>>554286149
>>554286280kek thankye
>>554285718Mina.January 29th.
>>554285718VyperJanuary 27th
>>554286280spent past 5 minutes laughing at thisI'm retardedmina player btw if that matters
Do you think victor accidentally poops himself a little bit sometimes when he shocks himself
>>554286990what do you think his aura is made of?
>>554286015>>554286138cringe
SEX WITH DOORMAN!!!
>>554287259pyw
>>554285497Patches mentioned
>>554286990it would be VERY hard not tot. died of electrocution
>>554287452Seven...
>>554286990>>554287145
What if, pay attention here, what if!...we had friendly fire?
Can they redesign Calico already? Two black women with a purple aesthetic is dull as fuck. Give her an art deco theme or something. Also Calico's cat is one of those furless skin walker things not an actual autistic calico.
>>554287437wtf go away /ic/
Best part of playing doorman is ulting someone when you are nearly dead, the maniacal laughter. 10/10 best game
>>554287724I don't get why TF2 has player blocking but this game does not
>>554287452>>554287538Seven is the type of dude who'd shit himself as a choice and take everyone else down with him to attain godhood
>>554287564
>>554287728>old lash modelheres an upvote faggot
>>554287974soooo based xister
>>554286990>>554287145Whoever created Victor clearly designed him that way so he would keep suffering in silence
>>554285718Mina or InfernusAnnouncement mid/end of this week (pred 22nd), patch mid of next week (pred 29th)
Deadlock unironically made me a better man, I got healthier and got 2 jobs since starting this game
>>554288880We must all strive to be better men
>>554288978I hate you and this webm.
>>554289418Shartyfags and their ironic cuck fetish.If it makes you feel better most of these guys will get party van'd after grooming enough kids.
>>554288978what is it about god of war 4 and 5 that mindbreak people this hard
>carrying 1k+ bag on Victor with ult down>"hey Victor let's push this walker"
>>554286179>whatever, ivy amazingTRUE
>>554289418>>554289770>>554289853I never knew the silly kratos cuck meme actually made anons mad, lol.
>>554289939
>>554289939What are you talking about, the only reason anyone spams daily threads with obnoxious shit like that is because they believe it makes people angry. Who do you think you are fooling
this is an artfag thread, get the fuck out with your slop
>paige shrieks like a banshee dying two lanes away from mealways makes me laugh
Is Lash an honest character?
>>554288978>>554289939WHAT MY LANE PARTNER DID BEFORE US DUOING IS NONE OF MY CONCERN..... AND WHAT SOLO FARM MY LANE PARTNER TAKES DURING MY RESPAWN IS ALSO NONE OF MY CONCERN. WE MUST BE BETTER MEN.
>>554288978can you imagine 2 women talking like that?impossible
>>554291297>Pull. Back.>UNNNNNNNGGGHHHHWhat the FUCK did she mean by this
Is graves supposed to be the anti-paige?
>>554292474You saying she's a book-burner?
>>554290432Baseless assumption, try again.
>>554291612YesHe has a thing and he does it
>>554292275Background made me think she was farting
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!>>554287324i respect another understanding the allure of his wiles
Holy fuck shiv is such a busted brain dead hero
if the game doesn't hand you kills every minute then it's not braindead
>>554285497it's not coming out this week either
Hey guys just about to check back into deadlock since I was traveling for the holidays.How was that December patch we were about to get before I left?
>>554291612He is indisputably the most honest character in the game. His nuke is the most telegraphed thing in the game and requires a lot of commitment. It and his ult are completely shut down by a single tier 3 item.
im so glad valve dropped those ugly as fuck designs these characters had
>>554295036>droppedthey were obviously unfinished
>>554294987I think Seven is more honest.No mobility, extremely telegraphed stun, needs farm
>>554294965it was sick bro, they renamed MAX_LIGHT_COUNT to MAX_GLOBAL_LIGHT_COUNT in one of the .ini filesso fucking dope
>haze ulting a walkerAm I really so shitlow that the game decided this is my equal?
>>554286138This guy is ok
>>554296197is haze ult bad for walker melting? I know pocket's ult is worth throwing at walkers
>>554286280I could never tell.if the og was prkr or anyi taft.
>>554291778Yeah because you don't own your lane partner, I do want to physically, mentally and emotionally own my wife tho.
>>554295208he would if his 3rd had better feedback on the player getting hityou can be getting hit for twice the damage he normally does and not notice because the effect is entirely on seven's pov
>>554289853Cuck memes have literally mindbroken alot of kids aoparently to the point its become an obsession. Like how fart porn jokes in 2010 created actual unironic poopoo niggas
>>554291297>>554292275>paigepaige is the worstperformative reader but all she really reads is MINOTAUR MILKING FARMS
>>554298014that's realistic though
>>554289203Just buy debuff remover!>bombs othersJust buy spirit resist!>tank busterJust get spellbreaker then!>echo shardThen counter spell it!>taps echo shard signWell he sucks when heroes have built in skills that make bombs not hit!>Curse
>>554296903i think your m1 is good enough for decimating walkahs, no need to waste your ult on themalso, doesnt ult NOT apply fixation on enemies? i dont play haze so idk
>>554298206You're upset you can't counter ten items with a single item?
Why will Pocket not simply fuck the vampire?Would that not solve most of his problems?
>>554298494of course ult applies fixation. i only know this because i play sinclair and that's why copied bullet dance is useless; he has no fixation passive.
>>554298496Niggabro....
>>554298737I accept your retardation
>>554298628she doesn't care about being fucked by him she's pissed she didn't get his money and clout cause he died (selfish fag)
>>554298628I don't think Pocket was particularly opposed to marrying Mina, it's just that, you know, he was almost killed
>>554299015
>>554299290>filename>sear scatYou eat poop, bro?
>>554297223
>opponent leaves>"nice a free win">my entire team leaves immediately (taking a loss)why though
>>554300168One time my entire team left except me and the entire enemy team left except a Billy and I spent the next 15 minutes making him my bitch. I really enjoyed the 1v1
>>554289939Its not that but you guys make one meme every 6 months and spam the ever living shit out of it because you are culturally stagnant.What might have been funny the first time loses any sense of charm after the 100th. And the 1000th. At what point does the irony wear off I wonder?
>>554300358thing is no one in the opponent team left, so it was literally a 1v5 1v1s are funny though
>>554288978>>554300064So, who's the biggest numale character in deadlock?I can't really think of one, which is surprising
>>554300512Pocket is running away from sex
>>554300512mirage?
>>554300413You might be on the wrong website
>>554297156Oh yeah thats why more dishonest than Lash flying off the roof of a building from behind you and dealing 80% of your hp in 1 basic combo.
>>554297138>he doesn't own his lane partnerOh no no no...
I LOVE pushing objectives.
I'm too afraid to actually play my first game. For one, it makes you choose 3 heroes, I only really know Mina and Vindicta's kits and approximate gameplan, and even them, only barely. I'm also worried I'll get absolutely fucked in lane and end up spiraling and alt f4ing in a rage or something.
Trans rights are human rightst: Lash main
so... what actually happens once MIIINAAAAAAA HAAA rises up and takes what she deserves? D:
>>554301984Greed kills.
I don't believe in democracy. In the second place, neither did our white forefathers. I believe, as they did, in a republican authoritarian republic with a limited electorate. Just like the one the writers of our Constitution meant this country to be. When these white Christian patriots sat down to write the Declaration of Independence, there were no black citizens for them to worry about. Anyway, Heil Hitler.also I play Vindicta now but am probably going to main Graves in the future.
>>554302738She becomes the Baroness, whatever that means.
>>554302738Drifter and Pocket both turn up mysteriously dead one day and all of New York gets labeled as 'this place sucks'
genuinely how the fuck can people stand to play anything but hard carries in shitlow?I have >80% win rate on Mina and Victor in Archon but the moment I decide to play any other character it's a guaranteed loss because my teammates are playing the game with their eyes closed and go afk every 20 seconds (usually during a team fight)
>>554300512probably pocket>>554300663mirage is the opposite of performative in this casehe's performative as a decorated bodyguard but no further
>>554301405jump twice lil bro
>>554302663The game is in alpha, everybody sucks. The few that don't are beyond retarded about caring about their mmr at this point in development. If you warn your team mates you are new 99% of them wont even shit on you.There is no other way to get good than to play against people.
>>554303568>genuinely how the fuck can people stand to play anything but hard carries in shitlow?you don't unless you want to remain hardstuck. try to guess when i decided fuck these retards and started queuing carries.
>>554303849>Just see him coming with your psychic senses broI'm not even saying Lash is dishonest, just more so than Seven. You always know where seven is in a fight
hopefully the patch bringing in more cute girls means they can finally nerf Mina
>>554302776Is this seeker? What was that ball toss?
>>554304171>Is this seeker?Weekend Arcanist.>What was that ball toss?I haven't Seven in a while.
>matchmaking is so bad I had a 12 lose streak and dropped to alchemist 3
>>554305532>matchmaking
I quit before Viper even got added and you're all still so fucking bad at this gameglad Haze is still playable
>enemy Haze rage quits after going 0 and 2 against Drifter 6 minutes into the matchthese people can't be real
why is the other team's coordination on point while mine randomly abandons pushes to jerk off in the jungle
>>554306038just use your pings
>>554306000she knew the game was over and it would have been a 20mins slog>>554306113>implying randos can be wrangled
>>554304040how do you miss the giant blue cone on your feet
>>554306038>>554306176https://youtu.be/2TR6pE_dqN4?t=1725randoms can absolutely be wrangled
>>554306640that's not a soloQ
>>554306391How do you miss sevens power surge???
why do I never see Mirage anymore
>>554307053too honest
>>554307053I see him all the time though
so it's not next week then right.
why is it that whenever I try a new character out I get the ricochet holliday and the mystic reverb rush dynamo, both of which feed the haze like crazy
>>554307421Because the game has individual hero rankings for you dingus.New hero = worse players in your game
>>554306764... yes it is>>554307216it'll drop on the 29th...trust
>having to drag an absolute anchor of a 0/16/11 paige to victory in a 45 minute gamei wish these people would kill themselves.
>>554307990Every time I win with victor I tell my team to kill themselves unless they were exceptionally good.
>>554291297>>554292275unironically i would become a sperm whale if id find IRL equivalent to Patience
>>554291796cringest onions shit i've read in a while
>playing pocket because I'm still ornament hunting>try spirit/ult build>lose pathetically >try glocket with lucky shot+glass cannon+vamp burst>shred everyone
>>554308775you didn't win and so didn't I why is he allowed to do that
>>554302738she gets BBC in all holes
>>554308718autists may have difficulty detecting sarcasm
How to play torment pulse Ivy?
protip if you are tired of wrangling tards and mingling with smurfs and cheats.pick ivy, max bombs, fly above objectives, kill em and fuck off. Waste as much time of enemy team as possible and most importantly have fun being a rat.
Why do I even
Monday.Monday.Trust the plan.It's gonna be tomorrow.
>>554310794I'm already in tomorrow. It didn't drop.
>>554310794Its coming April. Sorry buddy
what's coming this month?
>>554310895>>554310964AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>554309602stop playing on weekends
It's not monday because valve will give at least a 3 day warning for the ornaments, like they did with the skins last year
It's monday because I'm at home sick so it dropping tomorrow would be perfect for me
the hero suggestion subforum/discord tab for deadlock has been pretty shit for a whilethere used to be a couple decent or fun basic ideas but everything I see now is just pure trash with no redeeming qualities
this WEDNESDAYWEDNESDAYWEDNESDAYA NEW PATCH DROPS
>being made of metal makes you immune to bullets, but not blunt trauma or spells>being made of stone makes you immune to everything except a specific type of poison except if you're a gargoylewhat are the alchemical implications of this
>>554312738It's not actually metal but a silvery non-newtonian fluid that protects against high-velocity bulletsit's not stone it's a skin affliction that encases you in your own skin, allowing for porous poisons to seep in
Feel like i'm really starting to groove with sinclair.My hero damage is really bad though, but I'm disabling in fights and stealing enemy farm enough to feel useful.Should I be getting higher damage than I am though? I mean obviously theres room for improvement but is it pretty normal for good sinclairs to be low on damage?
vegas says that the patch is stablethis week bros...
does the game still have christmas shit active?a month after christmas?
>>554315092why would some zoomer streamer know anythingIt's the 26th, lock it in.
>>554315241Yeah they want to have the new patch ready before they disable it.
>grey talon in enemy team>builds gun>melts everyone during his 2>grey talon in my team>builds spirit>does le meme hawk spam >lose cause he can't kill anything
>Take a break>Come back to my rank being Obscurus>After first match my rank shows up again>Keep getting put in promotion matches for the rank below>If I win, no rank ups>If I lose, 1-2 rank lossI'm not going to be one of those "I'm in ELO Hell" bitches, but what's going on other than Deadlock REALLY wants me to rank down?
>>554314453>is it pretty normal for good sinclairs to be low on damage?Yes. Even tho in my last match I went 1/2/10 with 15k dmg, while our 2 gun carries went 12/5/? with 30k dmg, I was the one perma-pushing our blue wave under the enemy walker and majestic leaping into crucial fights to steal Kelvin/Lash ult and end the fight. As long as you have assistant down, you can multitask and do whatever the fuck you want and it's so much fun.I hope Yoshi never reworks him, and if he does, hope he keeps assistant as is
>>554316089sorry chud unless you're 30/0 every match you're getting deranked
>>554309602
>>554311873everyone with good ideas got them out early and since none got picked up people with good ideas decided to stop
>>554316089Just make a new account if you care about rank.My old main is permanently stuck below Ritualist for similar reasons. It takes that account 3-5 wins to actually rank up, but immediately ranks down on every loss.Meanwhile my new main is Ascendant 5 after 148 games played.
it's going to be tomorrow because it's MLK day and Valve will drop it to show solidarity with Infernus
>>554315248He contacted a valve mod/admin to get me permabanned once so he's def got connections
>>554316089>"I'm in ELO Hell" bitchesi am this game desperately needs a rank reset
>>554317494just make a new steam account and invite it
>>554312738shopkeep straight up sells you oathkeeper but a gunnow geist has two oathkeepersshe has two of them now
>>554317530Not him, but I'd rather not have multiple steam accounts to play specific games, I'd rather have an MMR system that doesn't make an initial determination and then stick you there permanently.
>>554317530im not just talking about me, im talking about everyone. there are people ive seen in phantom that are legit worse than people ive seen in emissary and that shouldnt be a thing. the ranking system is fucked
I'm going to build Trophy Collector on Seven and you can't stop me
what ethnicity is xeratricky even
>>554317878Hello, on-hit seven player.>>554317843Then play a different game or stop giving a fuck about a broken rank system in an alpha that's getting reset anyway...
>>554317338anyone can do that on the discord
Not gonna cry about Elo hell but I swear that like half of the people between phantom and ascendant are giga boosted from early in the game and would be seeker if there was a reset.
>>554318017>stop giving a fuck about a broken rank systemwould be a nice sentiment, but rank determines matchmaking. Games just end up being stomps in either direction or power struggles between 1-2 players on each team on who can feed off the enemies shitty players harder. its not very fun
>>554317494Issue is that the rank reset can be equally frustrating.>last rank reset>get classified as Oracle>okay, seems a bit high for my scrub self, but whatever>go on massive losing streaks until I drop to fucking arcanist>oracle was definitely too much for me but a lot of my games ended with every single lane getting stompedI'm more amazed I didn't just ragequit the game. After some point it got "better" and (really) slowly climbed back to Emissary and it finally feels a bit more balanced (and I'm still climbing a bit), but there's something seriously wrong with their matchmaking algorithms. I don't really agree on making new accounts because that makes you fall into the smurf trap, where you always get stuck somewhere and then end up making more smurfs to get the same noob stomp high.
>>554318294Conversely: half the people in seeker are smurfs and people sandbagged into oblivion.My games on my Arcanist/Ritualist account are FAR harder and more sweaty than on my Ascendant 5 account.
>>554318008looks like a chud mexican
who the fuck cares about rank lmao just disable that and play the damn game
and other things seekers say
>>554318838I'm Initiate.
>>554319007i apologize
>>554319007
>>554318775I play casual and matchmaking is still shit>>554309602 (me)
i wish it was really easy to rank downI want my other cc before the new update to be absolute ass poopoo rank but games are just so long and it’s really boring to actually throw. I can go a game first timing yamato and diving all the time to somehow still be carried or win
>>554319693Anon, there are people who should be in initiate in eternus, and people in eternus in initiate.The matches are shitstomps at literally every rank.You wouldn't even notice it if you deranked.
>>554320075lol
>>554315092Is this a new portrait of Venator? Does he have his full beard now?
>play a different variety of heroes>inconsistent winrate>play lash>pretty much never loseyeah that fits
>>554320540its months old and he always had a beard?
>>554319479tip: there is no difference between casual and competitive
>>554315092I cant wait to play Venator and be uber racist towards all the non-human heroes in game.
>>554320191If you think I'm joking: try it yourself.
>>554320694there is no casual or competitive
Valve should implement a matchmaking system like the one in Arc Raiders that pairs people who want to brool and the ones who just want to farm with the same kind of player.
Patch delayed until morale improves
>>554320830That's like saying CS2 should pair AWPers and riflers separtely.
>>554320830>be me>be certified rom temp IQ shiv brooler>get paired with 5 other room temp IQ broolers>get matched against 6 joonglersWonderful!
I wish I had people to play this with. I'm high ascendant EU. I primarily play supports. Solo queue just isn't fun right now. I'll be like 3-1 or something after lane and then look at scoreboard at 8 minutes and I'll see the opposite side of the map fed 16 kills.
>>554321205>EU>supportso you're ritualist?
gonna coom hard tomorrow
>>554321478Nah ASC 5/6. Float around there.
>>554321205I would but you'd just cry about russians all the time
i get a boner whenever i see paige sliding around.
>>554322135That's basically every one on EU right now.
PATCH OUT
Man, what is going on?
>>554323195Probably a patch and it just didn't tell you to restart.
>>554322825I swear they're doing this on purpose just to fuck with us
>>554323292TOMORROWITS COMING TOMORROWPLEASE YOSHIAt least tell us its coming this upcoming week, for the love of god
>>554323553we can only hope buddy, but there being a patch today suggests that there are some devs working overtime on the weekend, and if we're getting voting again with the new heroes monday is a good fit like last time.We just can't prove for certain it's gonna be tomorrow. It's vexing.
it's overdead fucking game
>>554318775you literally can't disable it unless you mean the placebo button in social settings. wins and losses still affect your skill rating and it's important to have your skill rating be in the center of the curve and not in the bottom three because that's where showerless individuals roam to smurf in and that doesn't make for enjoyable matches but I sure do wish I could opt into a ratingless matchmaking and be at ease in the knowledge that when I get shitstomped by a haze who requires all six of us pummeling her in order to actually die, that's pure RNG and not at all influenced by that I did poorly so I get matched with other people who do poorly and put against a team of monsters and I'm ready to let MY monster out gggggrrrrrOWWLL RAAGH OOURRR GRAGH GRAGH GRAGH=
>>554323757I blame the stupid fucking aram mode, I don't mind them trying out new stuff but it should be done when everything is not unfinished/half baked. As of now its putting the cart before the horse
>>554323989personally I blame them trying to put that much effort into balancing (if thats the truth) because while it's gonna be important it doesn't need to be perfect at this stage, and frankly Deadlock blowing up last year worked against them since they no doubt feel pressured into making another huge patch like it was a released game.
jokes on you I always expected it to be the last week of january
How the fuck do you play Infernus and play like shit.You just any of the dozens of cookie cutter builds he has on the catalog and you click on someone for 1 second, thats it. If you cannot aim. DONT PLAY HIM.
>>554325023The average Infernus player sniffs glue and cannot function when their hero isn't completely broken balance wise.
>"im gonna do urn someone go yellow">no response and they keep farming>almost to dropoff>"guys i need someone her-">looks at player names>Chinese moonrunes>Chinese moonrunes>Korean moonrunes>Japanese moonrunes>1035820 is afk in fountain
>>554325023you don't even need to aim anymore if you're playing the dash build.
I fucking LOVE the gun meta.
>>554325924gun viscous came out of nowhere and just eats everyone's asshopefully when they nerf it they buff something else
>Play Mo and Krill>Timer at the top hits 15>Become thanosWhat a silly character
>>554320725I really hope Priest has some bigoted things to say about the demons and undead in the game>DIE MONSTER! YOU DON’T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
>>554326259i like playing viscous so i'd welcome buffs but i really just want them to kill gun viscous so braindead m1ggers stop playing my hero
>>554326645Its the always the most whiny meta abusers too, had one sperg at me for playing victor and I would have understood if he wasn't a cringe meta slave.
>>554323757>devs working overtime on the weekendNow that you say that, I really think the patch could be this week.
>>554326920thats just icefrog, he works every weekend
>>554326579Valve are a Seattle-based company. They're not going to do anything based like that.>>554327320This. To the other Valve devs, this is a job.To Icefrog, this is a hobby that he gets paid for. You think Icefrog back when he was working on Dota 1 in 2006 said "Oh it's sunday, not updating the game today"?This is his passion project. No breaks. If there's a bug to fix, fix it. If there's a sudden genius idea, jot it down and test it out.
>>554318775Based>>554316089>>554316837>>554317494It's the same as most of these games, momentum carries rank ups. >rank super low>go on stomp spree>avg rapidly rises and mmr accelerates>rank up quickly The question is why? High ranking is moderately better. Trench dota, or at least high variation matches, are chaotic. I can carry as aids mcginnis or punch haze. Sure the flaming is there, but at having played at most ranks, in this and other "competitive" games, I can tell you not much changes. Solo queue is always masochistic uncertainty. What most people really want is more cooperative teammates i.e. friends to play with.>>554321205I'll play with you>from latam jajajaja :V
>>554326259>gun viscous came out of nowhereNo he didn't.People have known about that shit for months and months.He has the same gun stats that Kelvin had back last year.He's been abused by a number of people for a long time now.
>>554327884>>from latam jajajaja :VI'm genuinely considering just hopping over to east coast NA servers because I'm not having fun with europeans. It's a crazy coincidence too that the games I'm having most fun in on EU have at least a couple americans. They're just such better people. I wish I was born in the US.
>>554327939I barely saw it in the flood of support Visc players but now everyone is on gun
>>554327796>They're not going to do anything based like that.Mina and geist are pretty damn classist. Valva is one of the few who could do it
>>554328335>support Visc playersthis was actually complete dog shit the entire time
>>554325924>resto shot/spirit lifesteal minawhy would you need that her kit already has really damn good built in sustain
>>554328459Also because they're a Seattle-based company.>Those who don't know"Ooooooh the poor homeless people ooooooooooh they're so poor someone (not me) save them oh my gooooosh they didn't have a chooooice!">Those who know and come across homeless people every day (Seattle)"Fucking drug addicted lazy retards who spit in the face of any help and would rather lie around on the street harassing passerbys than actually do any work".
>>554285497Matchmaking fucking sucks its unplayable. Not only it puts 2 ranks higher in enemy team almost every fucking round, but it gives my team people 2 ranks lower. Also puts seven/bebop/paige/krill to my team, whole team 0 dmg how am i supposed ot play this shit. Enemy team gets all the burst damage characters like pocket.
>>554328945I'm in high ascendant and I keep getting put in eternus lobby games that are clearly like a 6 stack just raping randoms.
>>554296940it was Taft, many ancient shitposts about him honestly, although alot were LOOK HOW FAT THIS FAT FUCK IS, CAN YOU BELIVE THIS FATASS IS PRESIDENT
>>554329334Even a single E6 duo is enough to make eternus games one sided because it's usually one pro sweat streamer duo'd with another pro sweat streamerReason #3892457 why forcing everyone into ranked and with zero party restrictions was a retarded idea
>>554329397wait shit this was meant to poke fun that he wasnt gonna be president, I thought the joke was him wanting to eat the shoes. my bad
>>554328083I've bounced around servers and latency in this game is a bitch. Part of why I stopped playing. Matchmaking would take me to servers all over as opposed to texas or somewhere "closer." The netcode is very sensitive as well.It has been about average as far as teammate quality. I've had a few people flip the fuck out on matches which is hilarious to do in a game that hasn't launched yet. Hopefully once it does launch (lol) they'll have more servers and a better audience, or at least a wider reach. As people have noted previously, I'd join discords to find friends but>1they're all gay>2I have just been busy not playing. Just further isolation issues in the age alienation and social contagion.
>>554285497I dont really now why but recently I've been wanting to come up with a Nameless One build for Victor so I can spam "Updated my Journal" after every kill
>>554302705Trannies are retardedt. Lash main of a higher rank than you
>>554315092its literally a charlie kirk meme
>>554325924Wow, 2 rapist Viscous in a row. At least this one was on my team.
>>554327796>They're not going to do anything based like that.A catholic priest being heckin racist to the poor innocent monsterinos isn't a stretch
>>554331324You guys think patch would have been here alr if they didn't shoot Kirk
Made a teir list for active item cooldowns for reference, I think people generally underrate being able to use something every wave
>>554331324lmao
>>554333045I miss old majestic leap
>>554333045Healing nova is so ass. People only buy it to roleplay as a healer
>be support ivy>do 26k damage>my m1 carry haze does 21kI love state mandated losses with statistically retarded players.
>Play 3 Mo and Krill games>RAPE AND KILL>Play 1 doorman game after>Victim>Play another Mo and krill game after>RAPE AND KILLVery polarizing experiences
>>554335174yeah doorman takes actual skill, hope this helps.
>>5543354160/10 ragebait, I always play flawlessly
>>554322954Seven is that kind of guy who thinks himself to be above racism and such.Paige is definetly super racist but pretends not to be
anyone run into a Paradox abusing the Kinetic Carbine / Express Shot bug?Played against one and they hit me for 4500 damage with a single carbine shot in the late game
>>554335992bug? they mention carbine in express shot balance notes, it used to do way more damage
>>554336185some kind of interaction with carbine and his burst gun, apparently if you time it after the first bullet the entire double volley is fully charged carbine shots
>>554336609...his?
>>554291093>artfag in the first valve game to use gen AI artworklol kek lmao
>>554335992Express shot is such a joke of an item. Literally worthless on 99% of heroes but core on paradox
>>554336992I like it on shotgun heroes but it rubs against the kinetic dash firerate metafirerate just needs to be reworked at this point
>>554288978>>554300064>this managed to mindbreak all of redditlock for some reasonkelvin buffed back to s++++++ tier next patch
I get that the rank system is just a visualization of hidden MMR but jesus christ I lose 5 games and it straight up puts me in a game that is 4 full tiers bellow the rank that's shown on the profile
>>554286990>THIS SHIT REALLY STINKSwhat did victor mean by this
>>554303224Same, but I play mo and dynamo.
>>554286280
>>554337673 i regularly get placed in matches where the average rank is 5-10 ranks below the one in my profile.i have a 56% winrate and this shit just refuses to go up, it's like it keeps putting me in lower ranked games where i gain nothing for winning but lose a ton of MMR for losing.
>>554336992Its actually not bad on most the burst fire gunsSeven express shot. Think about it.
people say MONDAY but forget that Valve is an American Company and will go on another vacation for MLK day
>>554311873nigga the subforum has always been dead. this shithole general alone has a higher pph. the only thing that's changed is people are adding non-AI genned artwork to their concepts now.
>>554338521they also said they'd announce it a few days in advance, so the possible dates are>announced today, release tuesday>announced tuesday, released thursday>announced wednesday, released friday>announced friday, released 26
>>554338521Nigga, they updated the game and the test server on Christmas, I don't think they care about any holidays.
I'm actually super excited to play priest, none of the hard hitters in the game really resonated with me so I'm hoping his kit's got some stuff that'll catch my eye.He already looks super badass
m1ggers play on easy mode. all you have to know is how to aim and hold m1 thats it. every other kind of playstyle relies on at least some kind of deeper game knowledge. this is why you see hackers who are functionally retarded but carry entire games by themselves anyway because they are so "good" at aiming and shooting, the m1gger playstyle exists to reward retards who can't do anything else
>>55433906126th just feels right (also the day highguard releases)
>>554338521most people dont get the day off, including valve (probably)
>>554327939gun viscous is the dominant way to play viscous because everything else about viscous has been giganerfed.
>>554339565Shouldn't the opposite be true? Not an american so I dont know but isnt it a federal holiday?
>>554339917Private corps will do anything and everything to avoid giving their employees paid time off, MLK day is a 'if you want to' holiday for them.
>learned that kinetic pulse can go through doorman's doors if's he's an enemyfunni
>>554333045this would've done a lot better without tier labels, considering the single most broken item in the game is below D.
>>554339842they should make him tankier but krill sized, and make his M2 the default firing mode
HERE'S YOUR HIGH MMR CARRY BRO!!!!
>>554339445t. dynamo player
>>554336992items like this need to be reworked or just removed from the game.like fury trance is just insane on haze and like a few other characters and a niche/useless buy for everyone else.
>>554340410Mirage is so useless I hate Mirage pickers
Had a guy in my lane consistently snipe enemy creeps while they were on the opposing side, with neither of us being able to get close enough to secure the souls off the ground. Effectively denied like 20-30% of the farm. Surely this can be reported for griefing, right?
>>554340813did you tell him to stop doing that
>>554340852Yes.
>>554340667He straight up needs a rework. As of now he's just so boring unreactive to play as and against.
>>554340521strangely enough dynamo's own retarded bullshit stomp still takes more skill than the average m1gger because you cannot nearly spam stomps as much as you can hold m1. you have to form half a thought and pick the right time to cover half the map with your massive cc stomp which requires 100x more thought than just holding m1
>>554285497Ginnis turrets are so weak and useless now
>>554340813pretty much everyone still kills the heal creep first because they've been conditioned to it for months even though it's better to kill it last/let it die by itself while you trade aggressively
NOT A DRILL
>>554340521aiming well on m1gger heroes in this game is about as difficult as aiming on heavy.>>554340154>>554338521MLK jr is a sex pest and 50% of valve is indian (including icejeet). the only holidays they take off are hindu ones.
TOTAL M1GGER DEATHDELETE ALL GUN ITEMS
>>554341357Good, it'll be her penance to deal with this BS after her earlier atrocities
>>554341396I can understand it, what I can't understand is killing it as soon as it drops 4 times in a row and denying us both the heal each time.
>upgrade GPU>everything runs worseNeat
>>554341396Why the FUCK does the ENEMY heal creep provide ME, its ENEMY, a bloody heal orb , it's UNINTUITIVE
umm it's sunday why hasnt yoshi announced it yet???
>>554335416Doorman is really fun i just wish it didnt take his entire kit to secure a kill if you're not running full spirit nuke
>>554340410>fed his ass off>still does 60k damageretarded free damage character
>>554342232he's dropping his healing juice and you're picking it up.
>>554342206its probably a single setting, modern tech is so bipolar there's often a switch you can toggle thats often reads like:>lose 40 fps?>yes>no
>>554341494HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL
These Christmas voice lines are starting to feel a bit weird....
>Enemy Dynamo plays like shit>Turns into an ultbot for free win>Friendly Dynamo plays like shit>Runs it down using Xeras build Kill Youtubers. Behead Youtubers. Roundhouse kick Youtubers into concrete.
>FIRE RATE IS BAD FOR BURST GUNSWhy? They fire faster just like automatic guns.
>>554342685I went from 1080 to 5060ti. Yeah, I know there's a bottleneck, but it shouldn't run worse. It should run at minimum a little better but it doesn't.
>>554343656they fire faster slower
Putting out these small updates is absolute torture.
>>554343656you get less value from it because the recovery period between bursts are not sped up by it.10% attack speed is 10% more damage on everyone else but on a burst fire character you get like 4% or 6% if you're sinclair for some reason.it's pretty stupid.
>>554344072Why? They arent shadowdropping the patch so why would that fake you out for even a second
>>554342747mine is bigger...
>>554343535I have yet to see one not become a server admin with a slam build
>>554286138source? I WILL pay this man to draw more Vyper
The february update better be good jfc
>>554345235*march
I'm thinking I'm going to go back to CS2, where one guy on my team dying a lot doesn't make another guy on the enemy team an unkillable terminator.
>>554294987>He is indisputably the most honest character in the game.?XDshitlow or bait
>>554345302shut the fuck up you stupid piece a shit
>>554345609Found the shitlow player.
>>554345374I have come to terms that in order to win you have to comm like its a RTS autobattler or 1v6
the only people I have ever seen complain about lash play characters with no hp. had a game with a haze who bought zero green items the entire game and bought glass cannon second item. I was nearly one-shotting her as lash the whole game and she kept bitching and saying lash was op. perhaps you are just retarded instead. I've had similar experiences with vindicta as well
>on a seven loss streakthis matchmaking quality is dog shit not one of these losses can be attributed to outplays or anything it's literally always some retard solo feeds the entire enemy core line up by himself quite literally running it down with bags from our jungle as much as possible. it's unplayable. no matter what hero, no matter what role.
>>554321545wow so the author actually gave her bigger tits in this skin, lmao
>>554346083They're just retards. He is easily countered by counterspell/knockdown/slowing hex. The issue is majority of people playing this game don't know how to counter build because they follow build guides and turn their brain off like subhumans.
>>554330369im surprised victor doesnt have any planescape references in-game, especially considering even his face and hair shape seem to allude to the nameless one
FLEW UPDATE HOUSE OVER MY JUST
>>554345849>gets caught out>2s you and then a trooper>free escape>zipline slide ult techs you over 3 different wallsno, YOU are the shitlow playing against bad Lash players.bet your stinklow ass has never even seen a lash player who knows how his kit works
>>554341514>icejeetplease dont badmouth Abdul Ismail like that. he's a proud arab sandnigger, not an internet scammer
>>554345302probably tbqhwy
>>554347280please share the lash tech that ignores walls
>>554347891>PLEASE spoonfeed me very basic lash tech.LMFAO, thanks for exposing yourself as a shitlow.
>>554347280I use slowing hex and he can't 2Sorry, you're retarded. Sad.
>>554348005>I use slowing hex and he can't 2>he's in such mariana trenchlow the lash doesn't have debuff removerHOLY
Update releases this week. This is a threat.
>>554348097Sorry, you're jus bad and can't kill a lash. You're honestly so retarded you should unironically an hero.
>>554348519>no argumentLMAO, rape victim.I accept your concession.
lash is overpowered because his movement is unmatched telegraphed skills don't matter when you have one of the best weapons in the game anyway
>>554349058>lash is overpowered because his movement is unmatchedthis but Mina.Mina should have a flat cooldown of 30 seconds that cannot be reduced in any way on her blinks and they should not scale with spirit.
I dont think its this week fellers...
>>554349040Post your rank. I'll post mine after this match. If you're higher than me you win. If I'm higher than you I win.
>>554349457reminder to aim the shotgun barrel to the uvula before pulling the trigger, it'll guarantee the least pain and should work.
I'm a hard stuck ascendant because I don't like buying defensive items, I'm all about the rush of the glass cannon
>>554285497where is the fucking update LOCKTARDS
>>554347964I must really be in shitlow because I have never seen literally anyone do this ever...in fact I've never even seen any one of the many top lash players hit this either...fuck bros how do we compete with the lash players on the high elo only secret playtest that just ignore game mechanics entirely? its over I'm uninstalling I can't compete. I can only do the secret drifter tech that gives his m1 unlimited range
>>554349398Its still the weekebds at valve bro
>>554349695>filename BASED
jesus fuck theyre actually going to drop it the last week of january arent they
I'm going to be slightly upset if I see "valve devs are coming back from vacation next week ;)" one more time
>>554349695...Alright I apologize you win. But who do you think is the most honest character in the game?
I give up on EU. I'm queueing NA now.
>>554351041it's already the 18th, at this point who really cares
>>554351521I do. Got fuck all to play this month and I'm going stir crazy.
just want the low elo players to know that the quality of matches between ritualist and ascendant are literally the exact same. only difference is just macro. skill wise it is the exact same.
I've not seen a Geist carry a game since the nerfs. In fact, I've not seen a Geist do anything impressive since the nerfs. Be that in my own games or when I check the eternus matches
>>554351152Your mom
>weeks go by with no update>Code Vein 2 releases>"ahh... now to wait the last hour to join the non early access fagg-">Deadlock drops their big patchill kill myself
>>554309345What do you do if they buy anvils? Or have a Seven?
>>554351152no one, there is not a character with an honest kit in this game.though the least "this character is bullshit" is probably, i dunno, Gun Vyper I guess if I was going to be shot if I didn't choose one.She has to play in the scary engage range most other gun carries rarely have to play in (or when they do, they have the advantage, sleep dagger, Flame dash, etc etc) and is easily countered with knockdown, arctic blast, return fire, etc.
I was gonna play rogue trader with a friend while I waited for patch but coop seemed like a total afterthought
I think we should lynch Yoshi
Most honest character is the one redditors love, you know the one
Guys the Mod Pizza near Valve HQ is having higher then usual takeout activity!!!
>>554352685>then
>>554352685WE ARE PERPETUALLY "A FEW DAYS AWAY" UNTIL THIS CUNT ANNOUNCES WHEN IT'S COMING SO WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT
>>554352685Yeah that was me, sorry
>>554351793>play oracle/phantom>actual macro occurs>play ascendant>macro blind retards everywhere and the entire match is literally just hinged on who has more than 1 person split pushing.
>>554352685Mmmmmmmm
2 more weeks
Mid Boss has arrived.
Tgey should maske midboss a hot girl weiath hguge shaking itst
>>554352536Bebop? Nah, they keep crying in pain as they stick nukes on you.
>>554356764so true
>>554356679>Let's go mid!
is gun calico still good?
>>554357138I like it!
>>554357138dynamo is missing
GOD I HATE NIGGERS AAAARGHHHH
>>554346157How? Seven is good every patch.
>>554349058>lash>best weapon in the game
>>554351152The only honest character are mediocre ones like Paradox, maybe Holliday and Mirage too. Nearly every character in this game needs a rework.
>>554358012TEHEHEHEHEHEHE
"Honest" is just code for bad. If people like playing against a character it's because that character sucks. Nobody likes losing.
>devs are constantly online>leave a long and thought out feedback post>0 views 24 hours later
>>554358367I have zero doubts it all hands on deck right now, just assume they're busy churning out whatever last minute shit Yoshi wants.
>>554358367I image they're a little busy mate
>gun talon >gun viscous >gun abrams>gun pocket >gun calico>gun yamato>gun geist nice moba locktards
>>554359271>game that rewards aim rewards gun-based builds
>>554359271are you lost? this isn't the smite general
Why this keeps happening to me?Every second game is like this.
>>554360206>didn't cover up seven's prisoner numberidentified, you'll get a wave of autists harassing you within the hour
>>554360206The Seven was throwing, there's no other way to explain that.
>>554358160>Hollidayget cancer shitlow pig.this character is the least honest freak of nature this game has to offer.literal abortion of game design and only shitlows think otherwise.
Midboss should be a lovecrafting save me niggerman creatureAnd when he spawns vents across the map become places where his tentacles can spawn
>>554359539Found the disingenuous reddit retard. Back to the bin with you.
>>554359539>disingenuous reddit retardback to the bin with you
AT LEAST FUCKING LEAK SILVER
>>554360821>>554360861>
>>554360206>0/25Holy shit. What rank was this? How is this even possible
good night /dlg/ may tomorrow bring a patch
>they added a pacing ghost where the old voting table used to bethese fuckers are TOYING WITH US
>>554360954The person who gave the leaks to the "leakers" got removed from the playtest by yoshi before silver got a unique model.
>>554359271>gun meta>spirit meta>gun meta>spirit meta>gun meta>spirit meta
>>554361393Real?
>>554361734fun meta when?
>>554361767I just checked it and yeah, he's there. Dunno when they changed this with all the mini-updates they've been doing.
>>554361734SPIRIT METAFIRE!!
>>554360821>>554360861LMFAO, nice discord seething.
>>554361767Yes
>>554361910>>554361393Fuck. This week.
>>554361393>>554361910>addedYou fucking idiot, he's the same ghost as what used to be in front of the fireplace where the christmas tree isThey moved him there so he wasn't in the way, he's been there the whole time if you'd bothered to look at all
>>554361393i feel like he's been there a while
>>554360861>thinking my thoughtsIt must be real then>>554361035>gayYeah but my opinions are right. Deadlock isn't a movementjak shooter it's an assfaggot.>>554361927>seethingI accept your defeat>discordWe're on trilo, retard.
>>554362215Moving him to that specific spot with that specific animation, I mean cmon. I did ignore the ghosts since day 1 of the hideout update though, so this is probably true.
>>554360821>>554360861uh oh, the inhouse trooncord defense has shown up to defend their retarded buddy
https://steamdb.info/app/3488080/history/Oh shit is it time?
>>554362445Anon, no. It's time to let go of this shit instead of hanging on the door like you're waiting for your dad to come back.It'll be out when it's out. Just go and do something else instead of embarrassing yourself.
>>554361393>>554361910>>554361970This is the sign we were promisedRelease in two days
>>554362458>everyone else but I use trooncord!Nigger
>>554362817anon this has happened every weekend for the past monththe only thing indicative that it's time is yoshi saying he wanted it out this month, which has 2 weeks left
>>554362817i expect a yoshi post on monday
>>554362215>>554362939Then explain why they put him there.
>>554362817Needs like 10x the amount of updates in a day before we start seeing smoke.
>>554362445based, we're reduced to schizopostingyoshi put us out of our misery
>>554360206>ava censored eyeskek
What do you jerk off to when respawning?
>>554363823You erping with me.
>lose streak>switch to Abrams when hitting Archon lobbies for free rapey winsits as shrimple as that.
>>554363823doorman sexo
>>554363085because they got rid of the voting table you stupid nigger. it was free real estate. they needed somewhere to put him, so they put him there. he's been there since the december patch. this indicates literally nothing because this has been this way for over a month now.we'll get notice before the patch. it's not tomorrow, at most we'll get information and maybe removal of the christmas event or something. but if we do, it has nothing to do with a small detail you were too retarded to notice until literally a month after it was placed there.
>>554365348They put the ghost there just recently. Long after they removed the table.
>>554363085he's literally been there for months, yeah
>content drought so painful that everyone still around is turning schizo over a decorative npc (if you can even call the ghost that) being moved
some teams are just unbelievable.
last 2 digits of this post decide how schizo the ghost poster is
last 2 digits of this post decide whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
>>554365473but it wasn't recently, nigger. he's been there.again, this is zero indication of literally anything. he was moved several random updates ago.it's entirely fine to be wrong. again, logically, news on the update will be coming soon, so tomorrow might give us information on the update. but it has nothing to do with a change that was made in the hideout way way long ago now. you're just wrong, sorry nigger!
>>554366271>it's entirely fine to be wrongwtf dude, that's like, cheating
>>554366271>so tomorrow might give us information on the update.bro tomorrow is a holidaytuesday we'll get news, and then we'll finally get confirmation that they'll announce the update date on februarymaybe we get the patch on march, april if we're lucky actually
>losing 80% of my games>every single one is some crushing rape session kicked off by some 'frontliner' initiating shitty team fights in the enemy jungle 24/7 and my team neglecting all macro>always 50k behind>what few times I win it's cause the enemy fucks up in sequence like 10 times in a row which finally gets us back into the gamewow this is miserable. this is the worst the matchmaking has been ever. I've played since 2024 june. I've played every comp shit game for as long as they were a thing. this is the worst matchmaking and snowballing I've ever seen in my whole entire life. do the developers of this game seriously think there's just NOTHING wrong and they can continue with this shitty algo? they do realise there will be zero people playtesting this if we all drop dead from heart attacks right?
clock strikes 5pm and the whining little bitches come out to blogpost
>>554366708>tomorrow is a holiday>check>holiday about niggersFor fucks sake. WORK ON THE GAME YOSHIT.
>heh why don't you like shit matchmaking d00d aren't you having fun while your seven goes 0-25>you should just get over it faggot!>t. seven, going 0-25
>>554367076America in a nutshell, their entire culture revolves around those creatures. Despite this, burgers pretend they have any room to act cocky towards their EuroCHAD superiors.
>>554367074OY VEY STOP YOUR KVETCHNG GOYIM GET BACK TO WORK
>>554367328look out behind you it's the syrian refugee mongrel your irrelevant country is supporting!!
>>554367827AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>554367827AIIIIIIIIIEEEE IS THAT 100 SPIRIT DAMAGE OVER 5 SECONDS? NERF IT NERF IT HELP ME YOSHIMAN AAAAAAAAA
Dead dogshit valvedrone game.Dead dogshit valvedrone general.Uncle Dane won.EmpLemon won.Kill yourself immediately if you still have faith in this dead before arrival garbage.
wait a minute do people actually think we're in a gun meta right now?
>>554368224Groomer Dane lost bigly.
>derank from ritualist to alchemist doing the holliday challenge>games go from "blithering retards vs slightly aware retards" to "absolute morons vs a can of beans">zero coordination>no map sense>jungle is untouched>zero reaction to pings>constant brooling>shit talking like it's a live tournament
>>554368460cope more valvedrone faggot
>>554368870>TF2 is free to download and play at any moment>playerbase - 15k + bots>DL is invite only>playerbase - 25kgo back to your unc danes cockslurping discord
>>554368224crazy how hard the tf2roons collectively seethed at the leak
>>554369225uh actually 5k + bots that extra 10k is from cp_orange all crit servers
TF2C will release on 30th of jan and steal the last remaining players from live tf2, such a dick.
>>5543695233k + bots + 10k cp_orange 100% crit + 2k Jailbreak
pretty sure I'm retarded. how am I supposed to move my arm to aim better? more arm movement, or wrist/finger movement?
>>554369627oh yeah jailbreak that's a thing
>>554369783anonchama, this isn't basketballdo what feels natural, adjust your sens and rebind your keys to taste
>>554369783Whatever is most comfortable especially if you play for a long time, but I'm low dpi/low sense and I only wrist aim, you gotta find what works for you.
Gun is easier than spirit
>>554369783why do you care retard, this dogshit game is already dead
>>554370121Gun objectively requires more skill just by nature of aiming but it requires additional skill managing reloads, predicting movement, and being able to properly chase someone so they don't just kite your damage before you can deal much off.Most spirit damage based characters require far less mechanical skill to set off their abilities and once their abilities are on cooldown, all they need to focus on is chasing or dodging until they can use their abilities again.
>>554370149If this game is dead, why are you here whining? Seems obsessive...
I was playing against a Shiv who hit me with decay, and by itself it dropped me to like 50% hp, dealing 900 damage by itself. How the hell does that happen? I cannot reproduce this in testing even using his exact build
>>554363823Vyper
>>554370465Nothing to do since I'm at the vet.
>>554370465don't ask a tfdrone why they're whining
>>554370549maybe you aren't shivving hard enough
>>554341357It's so fucking over, bros.
>>554370431Or you just brap pap pap pap them down.
>>554370626Well I hope they cure your anal worms, dawg.
>>554370626Ok? Go handle the cats and dogs at work, jesus...
>>554370626what do veterans have to do with this?
>>554369986my basketball shot is retarded and inconsistent too, because it's unconventional.
>>554341514A holiday is a holiday.
Goop, goopy goop, who wants some goop? I turn you into a goop cube
>match won't be scored, the game is safe to leave>finish the match>ornament receivedheh, nothing personnel.
>>554371409whats stopping you queueing onto the lowest pop server at a RANDOM ass dead hour and just abandoning on an alt to force feed you ornaments
>>554362973who are you quoting, retarded tranny?
eurosharts wont be able to play deadlock anymore when the US invades greenland and the international sanctions hit
>>554373137I love all this Pol bickering, both sides are using exactly the same arguments they use against Russia and China (and which have already failed). I bet Putin, Kim, and Winnie are just laughing their asses off right now
>>554374139>pol bickeringit's just bants anon.also, every competitive game has regions having pointless discussions over which one is superior.get ready for much more of this once open beta releases and people take comp seriously.
Does ChatGPT not give a single solitary fuck about draft comp when creating a match? Some of these matches are GG from the getgo unless the team eats glue and throws.
>>554375069>your team is full spirit, no M1>enemy has Abrams, Mina, gun Viscous just to make sure you're extra rapedyour YoshiGPT approved match draft, sir
>>554375981you've accepted a world where gun viscous is possible but not one where you rise up and build the gun items the enemy isn't building against
>>554376164that's a great idea if your character is versatile and can build either, but that's not always the case.
Who is the most fun character in this game
>>554376601Dynamo gives me dopamine but I'm sure it's a character like Paradox instead since carbine fucks with her gravity and movement as well as the swap being a really fun tool that combos with her grenades and wall. Gun Paradox is probably better cause of express shot copying every bullet from a burst weapon but echo shard pulse grenade swap is funny
>>554376601
>>554377310yeah holliday, no contest.
>>554376601Probably Pocket
do the colors on the ornaments mean anything?
>>554378214red = straightblue = gaygreen = virgin
okay. I do not like any of Piggy's builds.
>>554378214red = tanksblue = dpsgreen = supportshope this helps!
>>554378379he has a permanent support brainrot
>>554378770and hes ugly and gay
>>554378379I mean his paige support one is decent but that's pretty straight forward on her anyways
So, ugh, any chance we can get a proper "alchemist", you know, MATERIALIZING SHIT instead of just throwing flasks like he's a snake oil salesman?
I wonder if Valve regrets making the discord for the game
Lash's 2 can buff his gun and building for it does nothing while gun Viscous is meta without having a single ability that buffs his gun
>enemy wraith has 45k by 25minshow??
>>554380437probably the retards on your team that giving her soul bags or probably just stealing from your farm
>>554378214red = fuckblue = marrygreen = kill
>>554380649Game just finished it's another smurf account. Makes sense, I hope all smurfing faggots get their main account banned.
>I wont deny there is a lingering fear of deadlock making all the characters in the roster conventionally attractive and i really hope it doesnt stay that waylol
>>554381128sauce me up.
>>554380381Lash gun actually used to work really well and people played for basically perma-air gun chase while using strike to clinch the kill, but then they just shitcanned every stat on his gun but never did anything about the gun stats on his 2 upgrades.
>>554381128>t. mixed humanoid
Weird question but by any chance do any of you know if the in game settings fps counter (the free one) also counts fake frames generated by Nvidia's dlss?
>>554381128>looksmaxxed bebop dynamo or viscousngl that sounds so stupid i almost want to see it. yoshit make mo a chad
>>554381128the conventionally attractive character in question:
>>554381128I agree, actually. I want more freaks like mo or viscous>inb4 off model sexy mo mid melee anim and cat-slime-girl viscousI don't want every female character to be k-pop star rejects like paige or mina and I don't want every male character to be a 10/10 runway model ala Victor or Doorman.We need more monster esque characters or average schmoes.Bring back Slork and Trapper
>>554381934you'll get characters like pepper and fencer and you'll like it
>get matched against smurfs/cheaters>didn't even get the character I want to play>match is fucking miserable and I can't leaveAND IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAINI DONT WANT TO PLAY AS THESE CHARACTERS AGAINST FAGGOTS AND IF I LEAVE I GET PUNISHED WITH CHEATING RUSSIAN QUEUE
>>554360613Having issues with Holliday just means you're unironically retarded. She can't do shit if you know how to actually use a keyboard.
>>554381934>facial diversity and monsterscool>fat, brown people for no reasonfuck off
>>554381860She's so cute
>>554382323>replacing THE LASH with furshitdeserved
>>554381934To be fair Doorman would be sexy because he's a literal god able to choose his form.
>>554382421Legitimately what were they thinking when they designed this monstrosity
>>554382475I wanted to play as Lash. I don't give a shit about other characters. I don't want to be forced to stay in a match with faggot fucking cheating smurfs. The vyper's name was literally a fucking string of like 30 numbers only has this game and counterstrike played on his account. This shit is so fucking AIDS. At least let me fucking leave these matches where there's a cheater so obvious. I'm fucking baffled that the anti cheat is this bad.
>>554367827Anyone else think Backstabber looks like Victor from afar?
>>554381934would you consider billy, venator, rem and drifter to be conventionally attractive?
>>554368639I went from Arcanist to Alchemist and I seriously don't remember Alchemist being nearly this bad my first time going through it, yet at the same time consistently the enemy team is always super coordinated.
>>554382485>he chose to look as cute and breedable as possible to drum up more business for the baronesshow was any mortal supposed to resist...
>>554382693They were listening to people who would never play their game. Because if they did play games instead of cry about games changing to what they want it wouldn't have died.
pahtch?
i hope you guys are happy, you're putting so much pressure on the team that yoshi is going to work THROUGH MLK day instead of paying respect
>>554378379what... you don't like being an e-kitten support cuck Doorman when you can just go full spirit? Inconceivable...
>>554378685>Support Shivkek
>>554382998>enemy team is always super coordinated.It's smurfs. Ritualist is smurf central.
>>554382917>billyI like him, I think he should have a better jacket but otherwise yes, I would say so>venatorIf the leaks are to be believed he looks like George Clooney with a movie ass burn scar (it looks like makeup). Yes.>remRem's a little guy. That's like saying a teddy bear is conventionally attractive>drifterI was actually torn on whether or not to include him on my op or not. He's not ugly but he does look like he stinks like rotten flesh (literally). I think the strongest Sexy Man and Woman goes to Mirage and Lady Geist respectively.Lady Geist's entire character is being vain and caring about looks and Mirage looks like he spends even longer than her powdering his nose.
>>554383123a lie pushed by valve to keep deadtards playing in hopes it'll get better
I last played just before they added doorman and such, around when they added teleports across the map. Any notable changes? I think I heard they redid the map again?
>>554383491>DURRRRRRRR LE [insert rank here] IS LE SMURF CENTRALno, retard. it's not about any specific rank. the game as a whole is smurf central when you play at low playercount hours since Eternus players will play on their alts so they don't have to wait 15 mins for queue to pop.
>>554383845Healer creeps now heal the enemy in a burst when killed instead of slowly healing your team, lane creeps drop part of their bounty on the ground and you have to get somewhat close to them to pick it up.Patron gets 50% damage resistance if there's 1 defender in the pit, complete immunity if there's 2.
>>554383760i remember the agonizing wait for the item patch, and i remember the century between that and the 6 hero patchit will be here before you know itthe mourning comes
>>554383314m&k day
>>554384061They dont heal your own team at all? That's a pretty substantial difference in terms of creep management.
>>554384471the enemy creep drops a medkit that heals you and your lane partner when you kill it, based on how much hp you have missingso it rewards fighting
The only real "aim" hero is spirit vindicta with everything invested invested in making the ult eviscerate anyone who dares drop below 50% HP. Prove me wrong, you cant.
>>554383450Judging by the Shivs I get on my teams. Yes!
>>554384558pair of socks has the same gimmick
>>554383868And where do you think most of them have their smurf alts el retardo? God damn I'd assume you're one of them with how defensive you are.
>>554385018Eternus smurfs hover Phantom/Asc if they're trolling really hard or afk'ing.Point is, any specific rank isn't the problem, just quit queuing at late hours, dumbfuck.
>>554384716her projectile is much larger
p..paa..*cough* pa-atch???
should I get into this game now or wait for it to get released?
someone in my game told me domain expansion isn't good on lash instead I should buy cultist. Is this good advice?
>>554385618get into the game NOW PLEASE WE ARE BLEEDING PLAYERS
has anyone tested queuing every character or atleast most of them with the same priority to see if their team gets a better draft
>>554385618>playing nowexperience a fun paradigm shifting moba that isnt really like anything else but it's a bug filled alpha mess>playing laterthe same but more polish, more added stuff and slightly less bugs
>>554385327Stop making excuses for this shit smurf-kun. Cheating and smurfing should be punishable by death.
>>554386273I'm not making excuses for it, just telling you why it happens, there's no reason to piss your pants in anger over an explanation.I don't do it anymore precisely because it ruined games for others, back then I did it for the reasons mentioned.
>>554349058>telegraphed skills don't matter whentelegraphed skills don't matter when the game's shitass netcode ensures that it hits even if I dash the picosecond I see blue and I'm dashing toward the pivot of the cone so he's moving past me at the same time as I'm moving into him
>>554345198https://lilacyuty.straw.page/
>>554386629chances we're getting an angel character?
Installed the game yesterday, I've only played co-op vs bots so far and, the game is really fun, will properly be only playing vs bots for two weeks or a month maybe
>>554382780I have over 1500 games played on this and I've seen a frog once. Seen cheaters a few hundred times.
>>554386629>admits to smurfing Called it.
>>554387954>Seen cheaters a few hundred times.Is this the fate for every PC game that doesn't use invasive kernel level anti cheat?
>>554387943do you really want to study just the alphabet for a whole month?
>>554388108Yes. I want kernel level anti cheat so it at least blocks 90% of these niggers. People are blatantly ragehacking in my games on haze, infernus, mina regularly. You look up their profile, they're level 1 account, CS/Deadlock are the only games, no profile picture.
>>554388117Don't mind it, I did the same with league when I was a kid and when I started playing against humans my rank was so much higher compared to all of my friends that skipped bots matches
>>554309116>she gets BBC in all holes
>>554388365at least watch some movement guides while you're at itbots won't match even the bottom rank players in that area
>>554388220Sounds good to me, I'm all about that too, I don't freak out about those things like pedophiles do, properly won't happen because it's a valve game tho >>554388385HOLY KEK
>>554388220>Yes. I want kernel level anti cheat hello goy i hope you're enjoying your bugs and that you're happy
>>554388495Will do anon, thanks for the advice
>>554388543hope you're enjoying your cheese pizza anon. you'll be hung for it some day.
>>554388220Here's a cheater I got put up against, latinx are the russians of the american gaming servers
>play a supposed lane-stomper>don't stomp lane
>>554389012Probably a latinx living in america
>>554389078Even if you stomp lane, someone stops your team back harder
I'm new, I'm assuming 90% of you guys change the default keys for the abilities? Using 1,2,3,4 for abilities in a game where I gotta use wasd for movement feels so weird
What if the patch drops tomorrow in celebration of MLK day?
>>554388870kernel level anticheat is bad outside of privacy concerns btw but you're a low iq shitskin so you wouldnt get it
>>554389294here's my setup>Shift - Dash, Ctrl - Slide>QEFAlt - abilities, m4 melee, m5 parry>ZXGT - items>double tap for alt castyou can set up keybinds for each hero individuallysome people don't change them because ??? reasons
>>554389294>I'm assuming 90% of you guys change the default keys for the abilitiesmost people don't afaikyou can take a quick look on twitch at high rank players and most of them only change the default bindings slightly if at all1,2,3,4 doesn't feel that weird to me, it's zxcv for actives that takes some getting used to
>>554389294I changed the ping button because I slammed my mouse from getting pissed off and it doesn't work anymore so now I use `
>>554389932Cute
>>554389078>>554389291>do moderately well, 4-1>check the rest of my team at 8 minutes>0-8>0-9>1-8
>>554389932could be worse. I slammed mine and left click stopped working.
debuff remover is genuine cancer>OHHH BUT BUT BUT INFERNUS AND ALL THOSE ACTIVESjust nerf those then
how do you play drifter against people who aren't mouthbreathers when he has no range, no sustain, no mobility, no cc and multiple characters who have some/all of these match his damage without needing stacks/a situational buff
>>554390294>debuff remover is genuine cancerYeah I never buy decay because they just buy that and my item doesn't exist anymore. Same reason disarm feels bad. Might as well just go curse...
I miss the punch.
>>554390294The only reason to buy it is to get unstoppable
Is this a good guide for newbies?https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3505896687t. new
>>554390996I don't know but this one ishttps://youtu.be/BrcJ9h4mulc?si=QL7gbdkQmzPWwZ28
>>554390549Me too, anon.I miss the face too.
anyone else just getting trapped in games where there's a haze that's just 10 kills and 0 deaths by the time the laning stage is overpeople collectively realized this character is played for her early/mid game timing?
>person is afk at the start of the game>but he has parry hack turned on>his partner gets 2 kils because they both got parriedebin.
>>554391241No. Because I'm picking Haze and feeding like unicef
>>554391267>meleeing the AFK guy instead of just mag dumping him holy shitlow
I hope street brool means that all the idiots that want a surrender button will fuck off to the shorter mode
>>554388802Good luck anon. You wont learn how to play against other players vs bots at all really though.It's a good way to learn the map and movement though as well as learning all the heros basic kits.
>>554391438This. The bots don't farm or do midboss, they just love starting 6v6s 10 minutes in and then will never stop doing them
bros, this game won't ever be super popular, right? seems too complicated for your average normalfag
>>554391501>they just love starting 6v6s 10 minutes in and then will never stop doing themascendant EU
>>554391608My prediction is it will pick up a lot of players from various genres and do well, but it wont become mainstream like LoL or overwatch was. It might get in the ballpark though
>>554391608>average normalfagthere's 30k cracked retards playing NOWimagine what will happen when they add HATS and sex minigame
>>554391371my rank is very low since returning. I dropped 3 tiers and have no hands and all my builds are outdated. just picking random shit to try to get ornaments before focusing on a couple heroes again.
>>554391202surely those healthbars will become the default in the next patch... with the new patrons... right...?
Who is the designated femoid-bait character that gets all the cosmetics?
>>554389294mobafags will keep it as 1234 and shooterfags will change it to the keys around wasdjust pick the binds you're already comfortable with
>>554392152How big is his headshot hitbox?
>>554392118mina is a direct analoge like how Holiday is the Ashe
>>554392237big enough for a .30-06 rifle to not exit
>>554391692>>554391608Chinks havent even picked it up properly yet
>>554389294I use e,f,g for abilities 1,2,4.Lets me combo faster and not move my hands off wasd as much.
>>554391964i hope not, the increments become stupidly small once people hit full builds of HP and it becomes impossible to judge how tanky someone is at a glance.
>>554391816>HATS pls no >>554392756>Chinks havent even picked it up properly yetfor the love of God no, I have severe chink fatigue
>>554302663"I am new, sorry if I feed"It's okay to suck at first, that's how you learn :)
>>554392867it's not a problem in any other moba.
>>554392867I use citadel_unit_status_use_new exclusively for the icons for the troopers on screen, I find myself clearing waves behind that big veil on yellow and it shows where they are plus coming up around cornersnurmerical health mod helps with the tank issue too, unfortunately its inaccurate and off but at a glance its okayhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/637275
>>554302663you have to limit test to learn your limits, and sometimes that means dying a lot. learn how to mute everyone at the start of the match if you really need to, or even make an alt just to learn a good roster. i just powered through it, and im about to run it down on a new character and lose a bunch
>>554393218>spawn>"Hey, guys first time on shiv">"gg"
one thing I really despise about this community is that they latch onto an item and complain about how OP it is while buying it on every character until it gets nerfed.
Why did vyper do like 400 damage with her 2 while we were only like 3 minutes in? What the fuck.
>>554393996There's literally nothing wrong with that
>>554394493they all just have the same opinion, even if it's wrong.
>>554391202did he grab the zipline while channeling miku ult?and do wall jumps?do I need to rebind the cancel key, or the zipline key, is this tech I need to unlock?
>>554393996This is not specific to deadlock at all.Any competitive mp game with skill/item builds has rampant with this faggotry.90% of them are desperate below average tryhards who feel entitled to high mmr because they think it will magically make them have fun when they get there. Truth is most of them get stomped into the dirt if they play anybody good.
>>554395238change ability cancel mode, it's in the keybinds
>>554394124probably instantly bought spirit power items
>>554393996i also think item hegemony is shitty. I hate it when I buy the same item on like 10 different characters.
What if empty slots mattered?Imagine if you got raw stats for having NO items and sacrificed those for functionality instead?
>>554381508already done
how should I be using sinclairs 1? the redirect feels really wonky and only hits my opponent like 20% of the time
>>554395752Who is this snake character people keep drawing and what does it have to do with Deadlock?
>build bomb bebop>they can buy any of like 5 items to hard cuck me>play Infernus>can just shoot people and win, any counters they buy like plated armor can just be countered by me buying aprgun faggots have it so easy...
>>554396086spiritfags will never be happy unless they can one shot on any ability cast.
>>554396031there's no snake in the image, wtf are you talking about
>>554396281retard faggot missing the point as usual
>>554382693see, thats the thing: they werent thinking anything. the senile moneybags just told them to make whatever sweet baby/whatever murican design helper corpo tells them to do to appease single black mothers of 3 because "its hip nowadays my daughter told me so"
>>554382421They should've made him 100lbs heavier, a double leg amputee that has his legs replaced with rocket thrusters.There, I just made his design based as fuck.
We need this guy playable asap.
Good Mo-rning, are we sane today? Or are we about to Krill ourselves?
>>554382693i remember looking up the roster for concord because i was curious about the character design when i heard about how biblically it flopped and i legitimately can never remember the characters other than like dazz or whoever the girl with the weird tiny glasses isevery character looks so nothing it's actually hysterical
>>554397710They had a half decent robot but it's hard to fuck up a robot
Bebros it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j6Q6S2WWss
I do a bunch of inhouses with a group of friends and my god the current hero draft environment is so shit. I don't know how all the DLNS teams put up with this. Fighting over Billy/Abrams and Kelvin/Paige sucks. Please just give us more heroes that fill these roles.
>>554397710Bazz? That was an actual troon. As in, no jokes, a canonical tranny.
>>554397795your editing style sucks dick
>>554397815Rem is almost here!
>>554382693because Concord was a 400mil monster no one ever had proper control over and no one clearly looked over the designs and gave them different passes while at the same time the designers probably got dumbass vague instructions like "DIVERSE" "INCLUSIVE" "BODYPOSITIVE!" Because if they didn't get those and actually had someone steering the ship a lot of the designs could've been saved, at it's core Concord had the vibes of old 70s scifi.Vs Deadlock where after Neon Prime Valve found a new design vision and stuck to it, along with having generally better designers that can make appealing characters people care about without going to goonerbait
>>554397932the february announcement is so close bros
My aim is already shit how am I gonna fucking kill rem when he has a hitbox of a fucking testicle
>>554398507get cc and stun his ass
>>554398507Play Dynamo and just stomp + blackhole his tiny ass
Deadlock for the xbox 360 soon
>>554398507Just cheat like every other fag in this game. Valve obviously doesn't give a shit.
>>554398507aimtrain 10 minutes a day and get back to us
>>554399807You didn't tell him when to get back to us, retard
>>554399853when rem is released and he has a chance to try shooting the gremlin. duh.
Patch announcement today!
Patch announcement announcement today!
we don't have all the heroes yet, obviously, but i'm still thinking about the cringey edater meta. the usual carry/support duo is a little harder since the two hardest carries are both women and women (in this field) intrinsically respect you less if you play a woman... i feel like victor and maybe drifter are the only ones who qualify. the girl obviously is going to be on paige, mina, maybe vindicta, probably pepper?
>>554401271Ivy is the first pick for a healslut support duo faggot, but no one other than actual fags plays her like that.
>>554393996They better delete cultist sac in the big patch.
I hate haze, as a hero, on my team, there team no matter what I hate haze, no hero should have the 4th highest winrate with a 75% pick rate. If you are a haze main, please kill yourself has Yoshi will never nerf that thing
how did valve manage to a cook a turd this big and stinky
I hope we can get some new items
>cultist removed>clearing a whole T3 camp gives you a permanent buff and bonus gold>trophy collector's spm stat removed>all soul gain from kills and assists is boosted by 50%you rike?
I'm gonna do it... I'm gonna start playing Dota... You did this to me Yoshit...
>>554402035Trophy Collector should just get a complete redesign then. 50% is also an insane and unserious number.
fucking hell this is gonna be real bad, at least artifact was clearly DOA from the start but deadlock is gonna be a much bigger blow to valve when they pull the plug. maybe they'll go back to updating cs when they recuperate server costs from cases
>>554401757>>554402136
>>554396086>gun faggots have it so easy...the meta is completely fucked. Most viable builds for pocket and viscous is gun, which is clearly retarded.my guess is Valve has delayed the patch to figure out a solution to this. redditors are already complaining about Gunscous winning 80% of games
>>554401271I've seen a suspicious amount of Victor and Paige duos in my games
>>554402219this game is legitimately garbage, you can cope all you want tho
Make it possible to parry bullets.There, I said it, I said what everyone is thinking.
>>554402261I'm not even sure how you solve this besides just making both of their gun stats into shit. I don't think they want to do that because they still want the flexibility to be there. I think it's clear that the actual issue causing this is the item shop.
>>554402429what if.. we made a hero, who has an ability where he summons a big shield in front of him as long as you hold the button, give it a healthbar and when it breaks it takes a bit to regen, also make him huge and melee to balance it out, maybe a charge skill to get in and combo in team fights.
Add character specific passives to the game.Remove half of the active items.Add global actives that you can choose during Draft phase (add Draft phase).Add lane selection during Draft.Remove rooftops.Remove wall jumps.Remove denies.Add a role that doesn't need farming.There, Deadlock is SAVED.
>>554402576Bro, you're literally describing an overwatch hero
>>554402636this game is doa anon, move on
>>554402639really? crazy here I thought I was being original.
>>554397795that clip where he grabs the carding wraith is so good but i aint watching 1 hour of this
Add Aghanim's Scepter.
>>554402830but rename it into Houdini's Chain or something
Guns should have upgrade paths, just like abilities.You go to shop and trade souls for specific parts of a unique character's gun ON TOP of the gun items.If they don't have a system like that in place M1 and general item shop will always be at odds.
i dont find paige very hot and i like redheads
>>554402981Don't worry, its okay to be gay these days.
>>554402981>Anon hates PAWGsAbrams is right there, I know he's more your speed.
>>554402981she's literally welma but with no personal butterdog
>>554402898>houdini's ghost is on the map and you need to solve a riddle to get your aghshoooooooly
>>554403138Deadlock should have a secret convoluted quests in the map.
>>554403136
>>554402636They should also move the camera above the player, from a top down perspective. Remove the underground and put midboss on the upper side of left lane, and maybe put a mini-boss (like a dragon maybe?!??) on the lower side of the right lane.
>>554403138>the riddle involves getting locked into a room and escaping>Houdini's agh gives you CC resistance
just fyi, houdini was felled by peritonitis at home, not during one of his escape tricks
>>554403098>Paige said holding her boy love fanfics
>>554403343Deadlock Houdini would actually be a real magician who did real magic and died from magic peritonitis
They need to nerf fire rate items, that's it.
What peak CCU are we hitting after the JANUARY update drops? I'm betting on 100k...
>>554403687Remove gun items, Gun should be a flat amount of damage and the game can then go back to a good, honest game of skills with cool downs and map awareness
>>554403687that's not it but it's certainly a good step
>>554403751honestly we might hit 200k if it's real good
>>554403605Deadlock Houdini is the Sinclair duo.
>>554403098>>554403106>>554403136i dont find the chubby fat kinda mid face archetype attractive, velma is ugly too but daphne is hot, i like thin women!
>>554403870>Houdini hates his wifesay it ain't so...
>>554403896PAIGE IS NOT CHUBBYSHE'S JUST BUSTYSTOP DRAWING HER FAT
>>554403843>>554403751>Game sitting at 11k players right now>30k max a day at best>117K ALL time even WITH every single normie jumping on it because its the "next big thing" >Thinking its going to ever hit more then 200k. Or even reach that peak ever again.
>>554404121it looks like they ported rivals textures on her
>>554404138How the fuck do you manage to make a game this bad, is this gonna be another artifact?
>>554404223>is this gonna be another artifact?No because it will be free with paid hats, rather than paid upfront + pay for the cards or heroes like artifact
>thinking a moba shooter on steam is gonna failthe eastern europeans are gonna eat this shit up
>>554404281dont reply to this faggot giving himself yous, he comes in here every thread to complain about player numbers of an alpha invite only playtest because they shut down shartifact
>>554403343he wasn't at home he was at a hospital RETARD
>riot accent bebop picked latest streamer build and is buying left to right>16 deaths>whining at the entire rest of the team instead of just taking accountability or listening when people tell him to not touch the stove he fed in lanethere is no way these people get into ascendant without buying accounts or boosting it is not possible
>>554404204NOTFAT
>>554404281did artifact even have a version of it thats equivalent to currently deadlock with a playerbase?
>>554403605Deadlock Houdini would be a completely defeated alcoholic that’d try to do anything and a literal demon from the audience ends up heckling him every single time>for my next trick! I’ll make myself disappear!>So?! Watch this!>guy poofs into nothing
>>554404687As in an invite only playtest? I don't think so. I remember I just bought it when it came out and was pretty disappointed
This might be of the longest months of my life brehsLonger than the time I thought I had colon cancer
>>554403204There’s that well detailed bank tucked away that I’ve been in maybe once in 400 matches that’d definitely work as a odd side objective
>>554404870Every room is gonna look like that bank in terms of detail anon
>>554404859what does colon cancer feces smell like?
the december patch will be released in february
Always some haze player in lane thinking he gawdlike till you buy that headshot booster and cannonball his face
>>554405034I don't think I'm good i didn't even want to play haze. She's in my roster because she's in everyone's roster and I just wanna one trick
>>554402636>Remove denies.Only thing i agree with. Denies and confirms serve no purpose anymore after the soul rework from when they introduced the 3 lane map. Other than the first 3-4 minutes in order to get your item investment one wave before your enemy, which rarely has any impact on the lane. Most of the time, a lane will have 5-10 denies teach in total which amounts to absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things.Honestly the 3 lane map ruined a lot of the game.
i just want a champ that has a double barrel shotgun but doom style. fuck huge big boom gun
>>554405569silver and priest have one i guess
>>554405471>Honestly the 3 lane map ruined a lot of the game.that's why we need 2 lanes in the next version, 3v3 is the real man's lane
>>554404940Yeah but I meant in terms of additional things to do besides midboss and jungles, Maybe have a impromptu optional bank heist that has some incredibly high damaging NPCs spawn but the longer you stay the more temporary souls you get, making it a better late game option or if you’re good enough, mid game, give it a loud ass alarm too so people can’t sneak it (but for the players inside it’s muffled everything since it’s so loud, like a bizarre brown noise, whatever doesn’t deafen the player). Although that’d probably just result in Bank Heist team comps, which in turn would create team comps meant to ambush the Heisters, a weird mid game after laning that’s just Cops vs Robbers that spirals the end game faster.I’m just spitballing from what that other Anon was talking about really
>>554405860>>554404940Seeing the map get fully fleshed out will be so kinoMight make me want to just explore it and take in the sights esprcially the interiors
>>554404438Take it meds schizo
>next map comes out>it's not 4 lanes>it's not 3 lanes>it's an enitre creep highway with multiple branching paths also going through the sewers
Ha ha ha Patch today right....?
>>554406163Announcement today
>>554406281>Announcement today>AnnouncementWell I guess thats better than nothing.
>>554406281At this rate I would take LITERALLY anything. JUST TELL ME YOSHI. TELL ME ABOUT THE PATCH
>>554406124i want a custom gamemode that's 50 vs 1, one hero vs a shit ton of player controlled troopers and denizens. and even player controlled sinners that can parry you
>>554406124>literal actual war for New Yorkthat’d be pretty cool actually
>>554405034Haze players are weirdly smug cunts despite maining the most basic character in the entire game, had one the other day getting mad at his lanebuddy Viscous for taking the last hit on a enemy, just openly getting really mad
>>554407378>>554407378>>554407378>>554407378
>>554405569Ash Williams character... you don't need more.
>>554404138>117k all time171k all timepeople said the same thing about the 6 hero patch reaching more than 40k and it hit 62k.keep praying for the game's downfall, it only makes it more popular.
>>554405225I have every other hypercarry character in my roster, except haze. Such a nothing fucking basic character
>>554407039Its true they have always had the worst attitudes by on average in any of my games with really shitty Holiday players likely being second. Honestly tho it makes maining M&K that much more fun since I can spend all game bullying them.
>>554406281More likely tommrow. Its 1st nigga day today
