Previous: >>554330943>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>3.8 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/puzzle/hkrpg/rpg_version_page_380_1327/index.html>Version 3.8 Trailer: "Memories are the Prelude to Dreams"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZl4ssk5Pwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWuPj0W7I-I>The Dahlia Character Trailer: "The Final Note"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVeam_lliG0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_hmkhWGbzE>Current Character Banners: Fugue, Lingsha + Natasha, Sampo, Arlan - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43110986>New Drip Marketing:>Yao Guang (5* Physical Elation) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43021359>Sparxie (5* Fire Elation) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43037945>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/giftCB2RUY7Y2P9BSTARRAILGIFT>/hsrg/ Tools & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14>/hsrg/ Thread Templatehttps://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14
>>554364023I like Firefly but not for the reasons that Hoyoverse wants me to.
Total Madam Herta love
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
Hello is this the feet worship general?
Soon
Can you get the currency wars bond links when you play overclocked mode? Just gonna farm em out for the jades since the game is dead
>>554364023Finally, a harem thread to reflect a harem game
MoC
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
Post you're MoC clear
>>554364171imagine worshiping her feet while she streams...
>>554363848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iul9cFmE-1g
>>554364181
Name all e-celebs along with their real gender RIGHT NOW
>>554364252SHUT THE FUCK UP SUBHUMAN SEATRASH
>>554364219that says hours
I won~
>>554364472uh oh yuritroon melty
>>554364171Yes
>>554364181>>554364340
>>554364219Ching chong!Also what a stupid chart-maker, skipping over uneven patches and mixing up Star Rail and Genshin.Also, 3.4 was the Phainon patch, not the Archer/Saber one!
Herta: Star Rail
>>554364171
>>554364810So much sweat in those bikini bottoms. Let me clean you up, Miss Herta
>>554364171Mhmm
Yao Yao~
>>554364283https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcNZMW03318
>not evne out and Elation is already and the dumpsprepepare for massive nerfs for everyone else so they can sell you the new shit team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu2XLnS5TSY
>>554364634>skipping over uneven patches and mixing up Star Rail and Genshin.That's the QQ hours chart compared to other banners who peformed the same>Also, 3.4 was the Phainon patchPhainon actually got tiktok hours, that is why the collab is shown instead
Next stop. Erebonia.
>>554365410Not really, devs will finally listen and we'll get a dozen novaflaes and no HP inflation during 4.X.
Peach
>>554365640the devs are so far up their own ass this could never happen
>>554365640lamoa
>>554365640sure bro and a whole new batch of 4* will be added too
>>554365559
all they have to do is>dual banner launch at 4.0>give yao guang for freemillions will pull sparxie (and get rugpulled two patches later) but it'll be big
>>554365931no one really wants 4*s though
>>554365410>>554365640they'll do the opposite and nerf endgame content so elation looks super strong
>>554366026Im pretty sure the kafka in the shop is actually a spending event like in ZZZThey wont give a free kafka, they will just give her if you first top up or something kek
I for one am happy footfags got BTFO, we don't need subhumans in our community, hope for the leftover characters that still appeal to these savages to get an SP with shoes, thanks for reading.
>>554365259https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4VQdrKmqCo
>>554365825>>554365839>>554365931Last MOC, current MOC and next MOC all have strong blessing so even Arlan can beat stage 12 in 5 cycles or less. It's already happening.
>>554366364Yan KING...
>>554366519Caelus got to peel those off
>>554366326>5 cycles or less>5 cycleshow generous of hoyo....
>>554366364My nigga Sampo offering great deals at affordable prices in the chat
Sparkle doesn't care about Wormpo btw
Castorice :3
Things Caelus gets to see in the morning
Does this retard ever sleep?
Bronya RABUUU!
>>554366741Why did he sell that scythe to seele
>>554367145Caelus's girl
Seele is the better Jarilo wife.
>>554367164Because he's a friendly guy who likes to help out his pals
Seele doesn't care about Wormpo btw
>>554366318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6ho3jU4bzM
>>554367242And "Seele"!
I have 304 pulls ready for 4.XI'll start with e0s0 yao.
>>554367242And 'Seele'.
>>554367593divine
>Mmm, he was tasty
>>554367798caelus is so lucky...
>>554367145Thickest standard character!
>>554367145Where's her tattoo
>>554365030>>554366519>>554367593
>>554367145Where's the halo?
>>554368095Slav women are for white men only
>>554366326no shit nigger. we just had a forever patch that sold a shitty wheelchair for a dead archetype and a bunch of irrelevant reruns. of course they didn't raise the hp numbers for this. but once elationslop is out you best believe we'll be back on schedule.
>>554367145>no peeking pubes
Bronya is BALD
>>554364472Mm kay
>>554368778how much is that controller
>>554367145Where the penis?
Mywife love!
>>5543688413.8 million vnd/ $144
>>554369020Caelus POV
>>554368430Why are foxes addicted to DOOM?
>>554364219Where do you get these charts?
>>554367396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kra1eCKbbk
>>554369441ask any AI to generate them
>>554369442I WANT TO FUCK MY MOM!!!!!!!
>>554369362eos fox...
Seia is addicted to Sensei cock
>>554369441bilibiliWe use them to make fun of flops, specially if they are flops because of mihoyo aimed them at african people
i don't remember pulling for Castorice why do i have her in my account?
star rail feet with black nailpolish on my feet
>>554369442I can see her nerbles
>>554364252
>>554369716face* I love feet too much
Yup. Just harem things
>>554369686that says hours
>>554369785>e1 cerdyrasovl
>>554369474>>554369686Grok is friend.
>>554367145this is what the SW SP should look like desu
>>554370007You just destroyed the hanzi bwo
>>554368430We already have the HP values for the next MoC. Elation is weak.
>>554369919That part of the 6.3 AQ was a little weird...
>>554368778i could never dream of being this based
>>554369686The irony herr is that the black tier ass character sold a lot while alice flopped the worst. Same with yuzuha
>>554370123You can also just edit it in paint.net or gimp but I'm phone posting.
>>554369442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb_FseGzuK4
>>554370647
>>554369716>>554370647
>>554370129Thats not real elation buddy thats just the fake bait equivalent, similar to aglaea+wormday.
>>554364023Firefly love
I met my wives in this thread
>>554371176
Caelus's POV
This game makes me wish I was playing fate instead. https://youtu.be/Qj3Oq3llOaQ?si=yY0qwJO9b_t70qLb
>>554371425kino....
>>554371425>yfw Jingliu's va was the original voice for Mordred back in deen stay night.
>>554370129that's the welcoming patch to make returning players feel good about themselves, it's absolute bait.
>>554371425not a problem in fgo btw
>>554371687now post the pov version
>>554364252soul clear
>>554371725>>554371425Shaoji's cyrene and CH will never top Saber's final slumber despite how much Shaoji tries to force her and her flamechasers as a similar equal.https://youtu.be/JiOHxtgqgnM?si=LVZBJPXiBPefVum0
Question, is it normal to want to be Sparkle and furiously finger myself
>>554372248Become the change you want
>>554372314I dont know why but I am obsessed with this particular scene. Unironically glad that shes so completely different to normal sparkle. Shame about bronya and blade though. We'll see I guess.
>>554370647https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u6jV32-M_g
Would Sparkle approve of me having sex with Sparxie instead?
Acheron? Lets Caelus take her out on dates
>>554372159I know the feeling. For a moment though, I really did think Amphoreus had the potential to be something amazing....
>>554372775probably, im sure they have sex all the time anyway
Love my Phaidei
Random reminder, the Herta puppets can get horny as fuck
>>554373482the animatronics do get a bit quirky at night
4.0 will save us
>>554373582I want to perform maintenance on all the Herta puppetsAnd then fuck them, the two are completely separate factors
no one cares about your ackeron you mentally ill freak!
Balde will save the game
>>554373741Does anyone care about the sexual urges of Huohuo going into heat in the middle of the night though
post sustainers not sustaining
>>554372870The issue is unlike Cyrene, Saber is always a flawed character, whether you like her or not. Her slumber is simply her resigning from the trouble life she lived, her regrets, and how she failed her people. It's the tragic end of a king who tried everything and failed and now must let go and move on, where if you consider Realta Nua she eventually meets Shirou again, the person she loves and helped her move on. This was all real. Meanwhile Cyrene is a data entity dreaming of being girl that she could have been but her entire character is a plucky teehee~ girlfriend from start to end and Shaoji approaches her character with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Never liked her in Hi3, never liked her here either and it's a crime that Shaoji is allowed to run rampant like this just because he was one of the founders of mihoyo.
>>554373887those aurumatons were some early 1.X nightmare
>>554374009They were immune to CC and hitting them only enraged them faster so you had to move fast and kill them asap. Fu won the abundance wars here.
>>554364023
So who's going to fuck Fofo's hairy pussy when she needs it?
>>554373805he doesn't have his sword in the new art. he's probably just going to punch niggas
>>554374474Jing Yuan has prima nocta on every Luofu woman
>>554374772Ewww I feel so bad for hi-- I mean lucky him. Getting to fuck Fofo
What other star rails have been used for this meme?
>>554374860
>>554373897I generally agree, but to be fair, I dont think a character necessarily needs to be "flawed" in order for their story to be powerful or impactful. There is, to me atleast, a huge amount of potential to tell a story about a "data entity" storyteller who is essentially locked outside of their own world. Even if that character is mostly one-note and boils down to "positivity" and "confidence".I cant remember what patches it was in, but at some point they alluded to the idea that Cyrene was losing her mind / talking to inanimate objects. That general concept combined with a "one-note" esque positivity character has the potential for some pretty emotional moments in my mind, just as an example.To me the main issue here is typical Hoyo sloppy storytelling. They always miss important beats like this. Ofcourse, the screentime wasnt exactly allocated that well either.
>>554374860I know there's a Blade edit but I didn't save it. These meme formats get run into the ground so quickly nowadays
>>554374860I've seen one for Constance, Cyrene, and nu Blade
>>554374474Me
>>554374968Yeah, two days ago it was the jjk one
>Trying to act like Saber's "deep" character mattersC'mon, she is the exuuucalibaaaa waifu borgor girl.
This is the biggest gacha game that is heavily disliked by everyone who knows about it.Even NIKKE which is unequivocally seen as a gooner game isn't considered as low effort as HSR.If your only redeeming quality is that playing can be done on auto in the background then you know you're in a bad spot.
Just harem things
>>554375463And Cyrene is le pink le love girlIt's that easy
>>554375463My cock deep in her personality
Clara sex
>Come, Caelus. Worship my feet
>>554376058
>>554376317She needs to crush my balls
>>554375821Nikke got it's story at least so theres that
>>554372159I have never seen a single person, except for you, claim that Amphoreus is trying to be like FSN.
Remember Screwllum?
>>554376317This would fix me
>>554375821>>554376452>nikkeyou are brown lmao
>that is heavily disliked by everyone who knows about it
>>554376592This year for sure.
>>554376592Of course
>>554376558If anything, Amphoreus is closer to Fate Extra, but only because both involves computer sims.
[SAD NEWS]Today is HSR's 1000th day since launch, and for the first time ever, it dropped out of the app store revenue chart entirely (out of top 200). Even chinks are mocking it!
>>554376656>zzz and hsr existed in 2004WoahWait a second, isn’t Isle of Man a movie?
>>554375821HSR is in it's failing era. Time for a ZZZ style relaunch.
>>554376558People here always came to claim Amphoreus copied [random piece of fiction]I don't think anyone is ever right
>>554376791This is what mihoyo wanted by promoting black tier asses, the kobe meme fits perfectly now
>>554376874It copied shartji's soulless slop
>>554376791
>>554375821The roguelike modes in HSR are better done than most, credit where credit is due.Not as good as IS in arknights but overall most other games struggle in pacing or variety and the roguelike modes are extremely dull.
>>5543768174.0 is the relaunch not that planarcadia will be able to save this kusoge
How come hoyo has writers who can deliver something as beautiful as Columbina's story but they keep letting Shaoji ruin their supposed """"""passion"""""" project?
>>554377040i don't know what is this relaunch meme but i seriously doubt 4.0 is going to have any genuinely new gameplaythe only thing i could consider 'relaunch' territory (as much of a meme that word is) is if hsr launches co-op, which i doubt they will ever do because hsr devs love pvp for some fucking reason
>>554377081>beautiful as Columbina's storylol
>>554377005All of these modes in HSR feel incredibly repetitive though and are barely interesting enough to repeat them more than 10 times.Which is a pretty bad thing considering it's all that the game has to offer.
>>554376791>unplanned patch is flopping no one is surprised.
>>554376791Why didn't hoyo celebrate this huge milestone? I thought we made Dawei the most money?
>>554377005>>554377265the roguelike modes in HSR are leagues better than AK's slop. In AK, barely half of the player base plays IS, let alone gets a clear.
>>554377273It isn't just flopping. It's doing so much worse than any of the empty and dry patches before it. It is crazy how much this cratered the games reception.
>>554377081Every game has a separate team that don't cross-contaminate. This is ZZZ's writing team.
>>554377646They got real ninjas to write their story?
>>554377543>unplanned extended banner of an already filler patch after a planet ending is doing the worst of allAgain, why is this surprising?
YUNLISECKS
>>554377432Da Wei personally slapped Shartji for killing HSR.
>>554377710We haven't even hit the extended part of the extended patch.
Kek not a single person likes this gameThe general for it hates it just as much as everyone
>yunlisnack is the only code people rememberthe absolute state
>>554377965TINGYUNISBACK
LINGSHASQUIRTTINGYUNBANG
>NOBODY LIKES HONKAI STAR RAIL SAAR LISTEN TO ME SAAR SAAAAAR YOU MUST PLAY THE WUWA NOW DO NOT REDEEM THE STAR DO NOT RE- *THWACK*
>>554378174Cute melty
Grok can write me a better story in 5 seconds than Shaoji can do in a year.
>>554377543>>554377710Hence why 3.8 is "the" worst patch in HSR's history. It be one thing if there 3.X four stars, web events, or constant events every week like in genshin. But no, Dahlia's banner was left out to dry. They are scared to put up the surreys or do another apology.
The video game being discussed in this general is bad(You)'s please
Actually first generation incest between siblings barely increases the %chance of anything being wrong with the baby.Literally drinking while preg, smoking while preg, or being pregnant at 40+ is ALL several times more damaging for the baby than if your brother is the baby daddy. Sure, if you are going european monarchy style and you do it for 5-6 generations, those guys will be a genetic mess. But first generation siblingcest barely increases the risk at all.Another stupid thing is that with modern medicine, we can actually help people who get pregnant from incest to reduce that slightly increase %chance to almost 0%, but because its so shunned and illegal, people who do get pregnant from incest have to keep it a secret so they cant seek out that medical help. Extremely counter productive for the baby from society side.
>>554378267With how they are adding AI Pom Pom I think they should also let AI write their story from now on.
>>554376791where are my stellar jades?
>>554378447
>>554377265I don't know if you grasp how bad some of the other games roguelike modes are. Imaginarium theater and wuwa's roguelike modes aren't even fun or interesting the 1st time you play it let alone the 10th.
>>554378267Let’s see it then. Tell grok to write you a story and post the result.
>>554378268They are not "scared" of a surveyThe survey is not out because is at the end of the patch so just like the drip and the livestream is also delayed
I like the game.
>>554378456GEPARD TRVKE
>>554378456Varka is looking a little faggy in this image
>>554378456salam, thank you brother
>>554378548JANNIES!!!
>>554374860phainon version
Any ZZZ bros here that know about their next patch? I feel like if their stream next week will be well received it will kill us for good.
>>554377710We havent even hit the part with aglaea and flopday plus absolutely zero content for 4 weeks straight, this isn't extended yet kek
>>554377965That's because Yunli is the best
>>554378267>>554378485That’s what I thought lol
>Genshin killed off Signora, Capitano, and now Sandrone (brutally)I wish our game had stakes like that ngl, kinda sucks that every death in HSR has been some dream simulation fakeout shit just for the character to respawn in 5 minutes.
You people should become fujos, we get content everyday and we are passing this drought just fine
>>554378943Neither of them are playable though?
>>554378943To be honest I don't get why they don't kill more characters. They aren't selling rerun characters anytime soon with this powercreep might as well just have them croak after the banner.
Endless Shartji sloppa, delays and rehashed designs killed da facking game
3 more weeks brosWe are so close to another 5 hours of content...
>>5543787532.5 was very well received and idol patch will be the most sovlful one yet, it's also coming out before 4.0 so HSR is cookedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/qaf7xjMVwvw
>>554378943Forgot to mention you are supposed to ignore that Sandrone will be playable in 6.7 so this post makes sense
>>554379016This. I am a Phainaxa fujo and I get content everyday
But what about Yunli
>>554378943ngl it feels like different game when I fought Signora in the AQ after doing the Dottore fight in luna 4.
>>554379143>Forgot to mention you are [HEADCANON]lol
>>554378943We are influenced by falcom games, specifically kiseki No one is going to die except a market manager and some terrorists
>>554379116How the fuck is it still THREE weeks? The last event was two weeks ago. Fuck my ass.
>>554379115>1 black tier ass can do this much damageImagine how much worse it will get once 4.0 opens the patch with yao guang
anyone rolling sunday and aglaea
>>554379352
>>554379162My bad, I should had mentioned that it should be popular ships...
>>554379450lol
>3.8 was unplanned bros I swear!!Cope, people were unpleased with 2.3 and the lack of firefly screentime
>>554379209SEX
>>554379450Me, i am getting sunday. Roll for who you like
No one likes brickfly
>>554379450Aglaea, yes.
>>554379534You are literally proving that it was unplanned
>>554379450That's the other thing. Putting completely irrelevant characters in the dry ass extension is the cherry on top. Send the game straight to hell, why don't you.
>>554379450I already got lady goldweaver and GODday on their original runs. The e2 is tempting is but unfortunately I don't have enough for it and Sunday e1
Which star rail would make you have this reaction
Why didn't they do triple banners if the game wad going to crater this hard with this shit patch? Might as well sell the full brick effect package if nobody's pulling anyway >>554379115
>>554379618>>554379674SUPERBROKEN
>>554379834Stelle
>Btw any nonsensical plot holes or you not remembering stuff correctly? that's just how remembrance works by making up things on the fly! hehehehe
>>554379865Nigga, my post has nothing to do with Firefly
evernight and cerydra reruns would have saved this patch
>>554379834Dr. Ratio after I got a bad grade from him
>>554378174>wuwa out of nowheremindbroken lmeow
>>554379865I have infinite fire res
Quick, predict whether Blade or La Mancha will be on the cover of a Japanese women's magazine this year
>everyone losing their shit over this delay>Get even more rollsSucks to suck lmao
>>554380054Buy an ad, asshole
>>554379982I was bouncing between that and Endfield.
>>554380054Does he know?
>O MY RUBBER TERMINUS
can you imagine someone clearing with a E0 1.x team in HSRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkWmSuLlmEw
>>554380016I dont think either of them are getting shilled this hard, maybe Aventurine again when he gets his SP
>Pewdiepie became an animator at WIT Studio>you are still here complaining about dry patches in a gacha gameSad
>>554380246Who?
>>554380016Blade, he's already in HNA for some reason
>>554380054I don't think I need more rolls.
>>554379674If it was planned, how come hoyo didn't take into account of adding some pre-made events if they had to extend patches or just to make 3.8 look like a proper patch? 3.8 just made them look even more bad and incompetent.
>>554378917>>554378485Had to chop it up since it's really long. Here's an excerpt of the ending.
>>554380246I don't want to be an animator??
>>554380246>Japan want foreigners out>But will let youtubers inside their anime studios so they get even more exposurelmeow
>>554380198>E0The 4* in this clip are E6, Cheld is E1, Kazuha is E2 and except for him they all have 5* lightcone equivalents you faggot
>>554380198Not a problem on fgo. People still clear with launch 1*/2*
>>554380596Pewds has been retired as a youtuber for almost a decade now. He stopped being a cringe proto Mr Beast after he got married.
>>554380198Hello I am someone who hates stagnant metagames. Kindly rope.
Who the fuck are those people
I'd rather shove a jar of glass up my ass than log into this game again
>>554380845ok
>>554380785stfu jeet
Can we at least get some fun shit like the horse costume in Genshin?
>>554377081>as beautiful as Columbina's story
The worst part about hsr imo is the menu bloat like holy shit why do chinks love menus so goddamn much. Like going through events and side content is fucking awful with how many menu screens there are. Herta and Screwllum's divergent universe is just a fucking mess of menus. Same shit for amphoreus. You expect me to care about any of this shit?
>>554381060Thanks for reminding me that consumables are completely useless in this kusoge
destination unknown
>Took me 8 cycles to do MoC11I don't think I'm 3 staring MoC12.
>>554364252Waiting for Hoyolab to update now
I miss my exIt's been 10 years
>>55438134712 for me
>>554381347Justin Bieber...
>>554381206Why did they even bother lol.This game sucks as a turn based game because no active consumables in combat, no attack, defend,skill and flee buttons.(the escape battle button is awkward and at the top because the game just assumes you will win anyway)
>>554381347I also miss your ex
>>554381206They made it so that it's in line with the chat function and all the stickers they add every couple of patches for it!
>>554381347I miss my Banette EX. Cannot find it
>>554381441Hoyo is horrible at understanding why the things they copy from other games work there.Only sometimes do they luck into implementing things correctly.
>>554381446Proofs?
>>554381452Don't bring the chibis into this, I love them
I miss being on HRT It's been 5 months
>>554381804why are you gay
alright, i'm going to bed!
good meowningnyanpasu
>>554381876*smooch* love you sis
>>554381852So that you don't feel so alone anymore
>>554380395Is this supposed to be HSR?
>>554381947Thanks but no thanks, fag
>>554381206But the technique points!
I hope the endgame content continues to be easy going into NotJapan. I've been autoing every single one of them and still got all jades lmao
