i'm chaining myself to the holy tree
i am NOT abandoning our base

Time to watch how Trashpandas beat HC and steal their strats

>>554385529
Because of how much of a chihuahua face they have I thought for sure they were going to take a piss when they lifted their leg

Alright, I'm making a new guild called HeavenlySage. only the sweatiest hardcore pvp/gvg players allowed. no filthy casuals. discord & mic required. healers/tanks priority. must have fine taste in architectural building. biofems must erp with me on a weekly basis.

Clearly we just need to groom some people from that Naruto guild

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So this is only for N sword and Strategy, yeah? Do dual blades and Mo count??

>>554385614
sadly she wasn't playing. she was streaming card opening and umamusume. I honestly would have liked to see a stream from the opposing team

>>554385847
>Didn’t even turn up for her own guild

What the fuck

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>>554385601

i joined the asmoncord
how long before they kick me

>>554386283
do NOT bully forehead girls! Forehead girls are cute! CUTE!!!
Not that one though, she's an ugly gook

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>>554386283
whos this

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>>554385352
REMEMBER US
REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE [#25]ED

>>554386751
>28+ players
that isn't a serious guild, we're talking 30 members with serious strats

>>554386601
Ok Emet.

>>554386980
Yeah they were doing all the things to us that we had been doing to other guilds

>>554386385
I think there's no matchmaking yet, but if you are queing for like 4th and 5th games the normies are already done with their games and there's a much higher chance to meet sweats.

>>554387205
no serious guild is playing less than 30, but if you want to brag about stomping some erp guilds go ahead

>>554387374
Why are you mean?
I promise in name of Sage, We will avenge our sisters.
I expect jade beauties on the celebration, of course.

We flew too close to the sun HCbros...

im in a rando guild with like 11 people
our enemy had around the same numbers too
did we get lucky or do they try to match evenly?

>>554388425
definitely tries to match you evenly

>>554388475
How is it detecting the numbers though? Assuming based of prosperity? Online player count at time of queue? Can we game it to get matched against 17 players and then all join in the final minute to stomp?

>>554388609
no idea. i wanna say it's online players in the guild.

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>>554253763
thanks for the heads up btw bro
>>554388609
we simply do not know

>>554388609
People can join mid game tho. Can you queue with say 5 and keep 25 logged off. then call them inn once game starts? Im doubting any tricks, since if China didnt discover then its not in the game.

>>554388745
>With high enough intimacy people can join your world without you even getting a prompt

The stalkers are salivating

>>554253763
>>554388868
Yeah why the hell would I want that

>>554388867
Perhaps it’s all just luck and there’s 11v30 stomps we never even hear about >>554388867

>>554388907
so you can steal their plants?

>>554388868
well they can't stalk since you're told they've joined. it's great for rats since you can park in front of the market and your friend(s) can join, sell non-fluctuating goods, go back and buy more and repeat without you needing to accept tons of invites

>>554389037
I will steal your flowers and you will like it

>>554388868
>>554388907
>he can't trust his guildmates to be cool
Bro???

>>554388868
You can disable all that stuff, don't worry anon

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>Every 4chan guilds rush mid
>Crush the normies's bases with sheer force of autism
>Full of spergs too shy to actually talk to eachother
>>Can't organize for shit

Though we do not share the same roof, our hearts beat as one, brothers

>>554389458
I still think someone in the side bulwarks should hold position for the coins and to merk anyone who tries to backdoor until the first tower goes down

>>554388907
High intimacy gives a lot of little benefits
Other than Rat selling as another poster described, one I found out about today was that your bros can choose to be implicated in your crimes and join you on your parade to lower your sentence even further. I was stealing horses to sell, got a bounty, killed all my npc and player pursuers, tried to increase my sentence by attacking random npcs until I was put down like a dog, and after the 10 minute parade or whatever (where two bros decided to be imprisoned with me), where only like one guy threw a couple tomatoes at my head, I was off scottfree after the parade period

i use 1.03x speed hack in pvp and i can slip out of most combos
is it time to start climbing?

>>554391251
HC lost to this???

>>554389663
Can you explain this? Do you get coins for dancing on the bulwark or something?

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>>554391294
we lost to utopian deer girls and streamer guild

what will happen if sage matches HC?

>>554391456
HC has the advantage (a valid excuse for losing) while Sage has everything to lose.

>>554391456
we'll have fun throwing our zergs at each other and then we'll all say gg in the group chat

>>554391314
Yes, I think it’s just 200 per bulwark with at least one person on it. But maybe it’s 200 person and we just had 3 in total across all 3

>>554391251
You can put waymarks on peoples head?

>>554391685
might be CN only thing right now, I think its custom assigned by commander? Nobody talked about it. Would help with coordination a lot

they brought back the better elegant pose yay

>>554391456
We'll handshake and agree to test specific mechanics while stalling the game, like coin gain for towers

>>554391804
how many chickens does it take to destroy a tower

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It's time to torture myself with no hit runs, but this game is so bullshit

>>554392397
got a few bucks?

finally got 5 discount tickets, any outfit recomendation? I'm a girl (male)

>no one shitposting HC for losing
noticing

>>554392650
Whatever makes your peepee hard. Isn’t that why you’re playing a girl?

>>554392650
The dragon armor looks good, or the snake one. Both dye well and arent gooner trash.

>>554393015
We won five, junior

>>554391740
>CN has inherent overlay and gameplay advantages

Yeah that tracks.

>>554393015
how about you notice the rat inside sage who was shitposting your own guild

>>554393015
theres no way namielle is shitposting her wifes guild to death right?
say it aint so..

>>554393015
HC clammed up and won’t share the info. Sage showed every match result screen and acknowledged that their leader got beat down 3/4 times but HC only shared one result screen and it was ages later. They still haven’t said who won the duel in that match

>>554393136
Namielle is a known shitposter so

>>554393204
Is Namielle in the Sage group chat? Enquiring minds would like to know…

>>554393141
if I recall correctly, xiaoping won 6 duels and lost 1

>>554391685
>>554391740
>>554393059
It's not a CN thing retards. Explore your icons more. You can set markers on people and you can even set raid markers in the world.

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>>554393015
We're still #1 so eh

>>554393141
>he seriously thinks xiao or danyue would have lost to some random shitter
come on bro, you can enter the arena any time and see how good they are.

>>554393136
https://www.businessinsider.com/mom-daughter-michigan-stalking-catfishing-cyberbullying-police-2022-12
look up the details on this one its worse than the people here

>>554393015
>>554393141
The fuck are you talking about, we showed our losses and got people joking about us losing jade beauties or getting shit on

Our wins were close, against guilds fielding 8 more people than us. What the fuck are you going to shitpost? HAHAHA THEY LOST TO SOME STREAMER RUNNING 15 FANS AND 3 CHICKEN BOMBS (we got half of that shitpost though)

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>>554393141
I genuinely don't remember which matches xp won the duals and which one(s) he lost, we were instantly queuing up again after each match, there's not much time for my goldfish brain to store memories separately. I know he lost one, and I think it was the first one. he genuinely had some loading issues and the other guy was on him before he was able to move his character. and for the two matches we lost, I definitely remember him destroying one of them but I can't remember which and I can't remember if he won both of them
both of the last two teams made great use of the fan box to separate us. also it felt like a lot of them were just spamming parry and execute

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>>554393141
Calm down.
It was vs Nutty Dragons I think. That wasn't one of the matches we lost though, Xiaoping pulled through on both those matches but we still got outnumbered and outplayed.

>>554393623
holy fuck 95% goose
sage has never lost this badly

https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1MvYAnW

>>554393363
Speaking as random shitter, even I take the odd game off Xiaoping, I just don't trumpet it from the rooftops because pvp is about consistency, and I can't consistently beat him at all. In the gvg 1v1 though, consistency isn't there cuz it's just 1 match

>>554393775
NFA disbanding

>>554393674
yeah jigzy is in nuttydragons
their build is pretty nice btw, although it's just the area next to the arena and back to the lake. really good use of rocks to create a nice landscape

>>554393750
They had 6 more people permanently defending, sure let's just rat them lmao. I know you're just baiting people into saying how badly they lost games though so eat a dick, we're #1

>>554393775
Where's literally anything about NFA you agenda nigger

>>554394097
Only because you played more matches you don’t even lose points for a loss. Someone could get stomped back to back in under 5-10 minutes and still be #1 purely by volume of games played

>>554394186
we actually lost 30 points. it's 15 points per loss, bwo. we'd be at 400 points if we stopped after 5 games tonight

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Losing was good, imagine if we stopped when people first started complaining. Sure we'd still be undefeated but we would waste an entire week resting on our laurels and get btfod next weekend instead.
At least now we're getting the faint outline of a strategy going.

>>554394173
It’s all guild wars related and NFA isn’t in the same matchmaking pool

>>554394097
>I know you're just baiting people into saying how badly they lost games though so eat a dick
weve never had a 95-0 so no idea what you mean

>>554394272
you've also not fought 12 matches so come back to us when you have

>>554394223
If that’s the case someone had 6 matches yesterday because there was someone at 185 points

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>>554394186
We fight and beat the top teams who also played 5 matches yesterday lmao. You aren't real

>>554394272
I'll care about your posts when you fight someone that buys things from the shop

>SEA hours
>shit stirring
noticing

>>554394307
>>554394347
stay 95-0 bud
wont happen to us

>>554394376
You lost to Africans
>b-but w-w-w're not--
Didn't ask faggot

>>554394359
im not a seanigger, im a jobless neet.

>>554393074
>b-but whatabout Sage?!
Fuck off

can you stop seething at us for your poor performance
fucking yikes

>>554394343
yes, HC could have queued for 6 matches yesterday but we didn't know what was going on after the surprise 5th match

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look at the prosperity on these guys

Your forced guild drama shit won't work. We don't even have to guess who is shitposting because it's beneath us (at rank 1 on the leaderboard (we're accepting applications for free wins btw))

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Gahhdamn these were some hot rolls

>>554394712
bros what position is sage at
my fingers hurt from scrolling......

>>554394712
How the fuck do these guilds have so many games?
Aren't you supposed to be playing just 4 a week?

>>554394791
it's 4 games that give you rewards. after that you can keep playing for points but you don't get rewards.

>>554394761
>ruined with pvp attunement
KEK
Imagine building your gear for pvp only for it to be completely invalidated by some chink with better connection to ccp servers

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>>554394761
mo dao junior here give it to me

>>554394773
64th

>>554394791
there's literally no limit right now as far as we can tell
HOWEVER playing too many games is how we ended up fighting sweaties instead of ez mexican zergs, our final 2 games hurt us bad

>>554394861
Nothing in pve is difficult enough to warrant a pve attunement lil bro

sage bros, was this a one time thing or are you only able to gvg on saturday?

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>>554394830
>>554394880
That's fucking lame...
>Play 10 games every saturday and sunday evening completely ruining your off days or brick your guild
This cannot be the future Xi intended.

>>554394924
Most of our members seem to have too much going on during Sunday for us to easily pvp. Lot of east coasters who need to return to the wage cage in the morning and so forth

We got 28 during Saturday but couldn't even muster a 10 man tower during Sunday guild party so I am guessing we'll just make it a Saturday event

>>554394984
just play for fun junior
you'll burn yourself out trying to rank 1

>>554394924
As an OCE fag I personally can only contribute on the first of the two days. Today is already Monday and I must wage.

Except this weekend is a public holiday Monday so I could actually do both as a once off. My contribution is minuscule however so don’t mind me.

>>554394924
I woke up late bro I thought we were done on saturday after our 4 games, there's a lot of confusion around this gvg shit

yeah I'm thinking the great merge is required

>>554395017
>>554395123
damn. well good luck next saturday

>>554394984
Just like every single aspect of every ranking in every single part of this game, even if they did cap the number of games per day, there'd still be a million exploits that Chinese players will abuse, and then the sweats in your lobbies will abuse. Unless you're willing to schizo sweat yourself, competing in anything is hard.

If you want to win, you have to make a sanity-sacrifice somewhere

>>554395269
Once League Matches come out you can only rank match queue once those are done so the League will have a fixed number of matches at least

kek we're still in placement phase aren't we? Anyway chill the fuck out people.

>>554395441
>heavenlyclover
>isnt a clover
whats going on here?

>>554395528
vroe has dementia

>>554395441
A 100% win rate guild does not concern himself with the opinion of an 81% win rate guild

>>554395775
I have a 100% winrate in pvp by only ever doing one match, so your entire guild is beneath me

>>554393015
The loss happened after NFA went to bed and now its Monday morning. NFA is a dadguild so most wagies are busy or on devices that cant access /wwmg/

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I'm the one starting all the guild drama and shit flinging contests and nobody has a clue it's me.

one guy replying to himself isnt drama

>>554395948
Literally no one cares or falls for it nigger. There's only so many times you can say
>I, AS AN UNCOMFIRMED REPRESENTATIVE OF GUILD A, AM CALLING GUILD B A NIGGER
and expect anyone to give a shit

I as an unconfirmed representative of a certain guild think another certain guild should stop beating around the bush and just hold our hand already

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are the 108asshats recruiting yet?

i am never abandoning the base i will stay by myself if I have to

>>554396193
*holds your hand*

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why did we kill 3 page man again?

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>>554396676
We're mentally ill

>>554396775
wtf im a canon schizo..

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>this thing is an accessory and not a fan skin
What the actual fuck

>>554397162
retard

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>>554396004
You guys devour this bait every damn time. The glorious meltdown right after is pure entertainment. Pro tip: I'm not in any /vg/ guild, good luck finding me.

>>554397162
>lets make a fan skin but its accessory
>lets make a sword skin but it's accessory
you thought you were gonna get a weapon skin for free gweilo? think again

>hes still pretending

>554397274
>posts a nigger
>people respond to call him a nigger
>haha you fall for the bait
No I just call a nigger a nigger. No one who claims to want guild drama is going to say they're not in the guilds when it's literally free drama. Retard.

shitposter (fake) obliterated by pure logic...

>>554397162
velvet shade likes pranks too

I was asleep.
Did we get a cool headcanon shizo collage for the other guilds?

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>tune
>get garbage
>go next

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>>554397834
I guess

>>554398078
he means something like that for the other two guilds

>>554397853
Same

>>554398078
Tfw not in the pic despite being there

>>554398078
what >>554398128
said

>>554396207
you know whats crazy? if we actually fielded 30 man guild battles instead of a bunch of narutards storming area 51, we'd probably be the best guild(s) and it wouldnt be close

>>554398128
Only the ERPers have enough literacy for something like that

>>554398247
so tru
if my guild had 100 unemployed people we would be rank 1

>>554398180
Stop going into the cuckshed

>>554397853
>>554398153
I always give an item permission to have exactly one shit stat. If I roll two then it's onto the next

Just never tune anything that doesn't already have a stat that you want and you will fair better, unless you're unlucky but luck is a skill so get good

>>554397853
i just roll everything in one go

>>554398543
The problem is that I'm trying to replace an item that is already good enough and has a shit-but-decent-roll stat already. Realistically the only way I beat that is if I get an item where every stat is at least important. Especially since I'm usually not rolling weapons that start with phys damage or crit or anything, and instead started with max fagttribute

>>554398634
This is bad because if you use a "guaranteed purple/gold" roll and feed it one (1) item with an implicit offensive stat, you can guarantee offensive stats on your roll. Basically if you roll all at once, you double the pool of dogshit rolls

>>554398734
>if you use a "guaranteed purple/gold" roll and feed it one (1) item with an implicit offensive stat, you can guarantee offensive stats on your roll
explain more?

>>554398893
Tune > guaranteed gold > put in sword sword > tune > finish the tune with other crap > tune will be an offensive stat (ie. never health/defense). There is some weird thing where it doesn't work 100% of the time but I might just be misunderstanding whether you need to feed it only weapons or anything with an offensive stat (like charms with +crit) will work, but it works 99.9% of the time and it how I got all my godrolls. I never see health or defense or anything on my gear, or maybe 1 in 40 rolls where I probably fucked something up and want to rope

>>554398380
I love going into the cuckshed before it loads in properly and just getting stuck in the wall.

>>554385258
When I read Phan, the only association I have is Masaki Phan, and she's a top tier lewd voice actress.

>>554394761
What I'd give as a mo dao user to have 2 crit rate attunements...

>>554399156
phan is prolly a cantonese or viet last name. most cantonese niggas are SEA monkeys. not real east asians. sorta like southern spaniards aren't really white

cant believe im saying this but guild war in black desert is far better than whatever we have.

>>554399875
Never played Black Desert but isn't it a proper MMO with a big emphasis on PvP?

WWM isn't that

>>554399875
Black Desert group pvp is abysmal dogshit though. This is at least fun

Where exactly are the trapped beast and rock solid inners?

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>>554400107
Click on them and they will tell you

>>554400107
Trapped beast I don't recall
Rock Solid you must beat Dao Lord in the main quest

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Come on guys I need to do my sect quest..

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After eons.. I can finally upgrade from my 61 purple that had double crit..

>>554399439
but cantos were the OG chinks
their language got replaced by china because it was too hard for the khitans so china chinks use basic chink with like half the letters now
same case for taiwan btw
also they arent even located in SEA bwo

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>Trying to no hit seventeen
>Got him to phase two
>Black screen
>When the transition finished his fat ass was already halfway through the air in a leaping attack

????

>>554400576
try pressing E

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Wtf is Endless Battle? That's not the name of the Mo Dao or Tankspear charged abilities

>>554399995
https://youtu.be/Oncc6FF9KvY?si=fsjkyuBUhV9iS6yx&t=451
when are we going to have gvg meme videos?

>>554395441
>he fell for NFA posts

>>554400774
is it tank spear? If not, might be a heng dao skill since it was technically playable before they removed it from that one mode.

>>554400776
people claim this is better pvp?

>>554400576
Sword grab will cancel anything he does so just cele seize his ass

>>554396775
KEK

>>554400776
I'm thinking we need someone to shot call like this in our gvgs.

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>>554401114
>BUDDHA PALM BUDDHA PALM
>NOT SEEING ENOUGH JUMPING
>WHY ISN'T THE SKY GOLDEN FUCKING BLIND THEM
>BELLS BLOW THEIR EARDRUMS OUT
>NIRVANA AIRFORCE GET BACK IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW

>HC is so dead it can't even get 30 players
i'm so happy

guys which inner way tier is the abyss trial limit?

>>554401315
Your thread wives are applying to our guild right now, see you at max members next week

>>554400774
>>554400939
After testing it is in fact tankspear's charged heavy
Not bad I guess

>>554401232
Our hands will blot out the sun

>>554401315
>#1 without 30 players
Too poweful, unironically

>>554394712
And you wanna know what's even worse? There's at least TWO eminence guilds. If you scroll down some more, you can see EminenceHead or something like that.

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>>554401114
>>554401232
>Played gvg with nfa the other day
>Could not hear shit thru the voice comm
>Some nigga kept mumbling something that i could not hear
>Every once in a while whenever Nami died there was some light moaning, which I assume was Doffin's
>Mfw

>>554401791
It's crazy how qiuet vc is which really makes me wonder how the apes on the boat manage to be so fucking loud

>>554401791
>Could not hear shit thru the voice comm
Same, even turning down everything else in the settings didn't help, it was like a voice from a shitter. Also character models further than 5m away straight up didn't render for me.
>Some nigga
Apparently that's Namielle, he's black

I don't even know who was speaking but no one was black 2 normal voices one finnish I think

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>>554402325

>>554398078
I love my guildies

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>>554402325
>I sound either black of finnish

I have a shit mic okay

sheeeeeeeeeeit

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>upgrade gear piece
>dps goes up
I love when number get bigger

>the didn't turn off the default voice changer and switched to the anime girl one

>>554401790
Oh god they're going to form some voltron ass super guild

>>554403321
>eminence exodia into eminence civil war

>>554402325
It doesn't show who's speaking and nobody introduced themselves, so...

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It's unironically been a really fun weekend

wHAT the fuck is happening in mistveil prison

>>554403756
It's not that difficult, retard-kun.

>>554403756
Ghost blowjob woowoo

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>>554403670
Yeah. I really wanted to do gvg on sunday though but not enough people were on or wanting to do it

>>554403294
okay but what's the dps/min?

>>554403756
Shouldn't have killed your wife with that pillow bro

>>554403670
Same, my interest was slipping but bounced back up after it.

>>554404167
10.5k is the best I got so far

>>554403756
(You cannot perceive the

>>554404465
You don't have the right O you don't have the right O you don't have the ri

>>554404634
sovlless compared to nfa

>>554404634
praise the tree

>>554404465
Candlejack ist that y

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>Swallowcall set got changed
>no one fucking told me
FUCK

>>554404634
Low shizo energy. Do better

>>554405116
hey dude they changed swallowcall set