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Teio!
>>554500669
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/vLZtlD
I don't think I'll have 30k carrots for the mega banner.
Wait I fucked up the title
>>554501296retardchama...
>>554501220lol (roflcopter)
>>554501137>6 /uma/>554501137>Ends with 7>23:49:57>Ends with 7
Am I safe yet?
Erotic.
I came to THAT Vivlos pic
my attempt (just finished) I can do this, not wasting 3 turns (in total) resting or summer camp resting to mood up - she gets the mood up herself; I am going to replace the windy speed card with tachyon and hope for 1200 speed (capped way before the free pts at the end) this was a scenario record AND my best apt test (free) score yet
Now this was robbery
card 24...
>>554501579
run debuffer chariot
>>554501601Gold City chad... I kneel...
I use sex as a reward with my umas
ill take hara card instead of agnes desu if there isnt any skill points per training card
>>554501617She looks very distressed...
you guys are bringing your oshi to the CM regardless if shes good for it or not right? i would never leave Akebono behind for some "meta uma musume" or whatever buzzword the youtuber told you it wasalso i do it for the love of the game i just like seeing my big uma run with everyone
>>554502238Yup, Gold Ship will be a sprinter.
I would rape the meekposter
>CM in 3 daysI was bored of waiting but now I'm anxious
mayo top gun stam card into bakushin runs is a real retard move moment
>>554502238You'd better believe I am though I might have to rebuild her, didn't realize Give Mummy a Hug was a good inherit
Incredible things happening in
Is it over?
>>554502238I will beat my head against the wall until I manage to produce a usable sprinter Gold Ship
This is my best run so far, but it only got 19,822. Just 178 short of the A for the extra test. What am I doing wrong? Is there a way to get Special Week and Top Gun's support hints to show up more? Am I better off swapping Sweep for my Biko SSR even if it has no limit breaks?
my nigga do you want the method?
>>554501613Hold up a second. Why did Falco's unique activate? Isn't it locked to phase==1?
>>554501220I don't like Brian's casual outfit very much. Specifically, the pants. She looks great from the waist up or the waist down, but the combination of the sweater tucked into the semi-high-waisted tight pants is pretty offputting imo
>>554502668I have the video openbut learning is a process of repetition and review!
>>554502497lmao
>>554502668forgot to post the fuckin image jfc
>>554502656do more than 11 races
>>554502630No king runs forever my son
>>554502670I think she popped it right at the end of mid-race, late-race starts at 400m left and she procs it right before the big 4 in the video
im surprised akebono and oguri dont have a home screen interaction considering how much akebono likes feeding others
When is she coming out?
BIKO CARD RERUN SOON
>>554503062Oguri already has her mommy friend uma, Creek.
>>554503128According to the normal timeline, next year, but maybe the accelerated schedule will deliver her by end of year.
>>554502656You can get clairvoyance by having wit fukukitaru in the deck and picking her team name, so it might be better to do that and play an uma with a skill from the bonus list that's hard to get (mayano, vodka, hishi amazon). I got 23k on mayano grabbing all the bonus skills but unyielding/steadfast since it's too annoying to get.
>>554501264Don't you only need 15k?100 free rolls, yeah?
>>554503206you can do better with these. thin out the stroke, make it a complimentary color to the main font color and at least put a gradient over the letters like the originals if you aren’t going to bother to style them further. (You should bother to style them further)
>>554503390Those are split between Tama and Fuku.
>>554502670>>554503057Took a screencap from the original video for a clearer shot, definitely procced it right at the end of midrace
>>554502902I'm barely breaking the 1k threshold for speed and stam consistently for the 1500 points each for those. The points you get for each G1 is only 100 each and that's only if you win. That tradeoff only makes sense if I manage to pass that stat threshold before the Arima.
>>554503390Not on the mega banner
>>554502383>fake AI frameslmao
>>554503490>>554503465I thought global got more shit? Now we get LESS?
>>554503475I hate stamina simple as completing the long apt test took me like 30 tries
>>554503057>>554503469This doesn't make any sense. A&S doesn't work because late starts on the straight. Sparkly Stardom only works on a mid-race straight. Is there secretly a sliver of straight that's in the mid-race right before the cutoff?
>fake AI framesWhat did this indian mean by this?
>>554503635He's too much of a zoomer, or too tech illiterate to know frame interpolation. Which in my opinion is no less cancerous but he's retarded.
>>554501271Tama LOVE
Minimum stamina for sprint cm?
>>5545037321200, 2 golds
Daily reminder that Oguri is a cuck
>>5545037321200 but you don't need any golds.
>>554503732Around 200 with 300 guts.
>>5545037321
>>554503732600, 4 whites
>>554503624>>554503469>>554503057BASED FALCO KEEPING THE FRONTRUNNERS FROM EXTINCTION
>>554503635I dont think he knows emulators can run the game at 60fps
>I'm not going to be like other anons, I would never quit a run no matter how bad it is>months later>uma loses a race she's over stat'd for and with turf S/distance S>instantly quit the careerAm I evil now?
the minimum stamina for all CMs is 1
>>554503465>>554503490WAIT WHATWHY DO WE SUDDENLY NOT GET ROLLS ON THE ALL UMA BANNER?????I had that marked on my planner for MONTHS, there's no way 30k carrots are worth using on a banner with no rates, when did this change? Why did other servers get this but we didn't?
>>554503893Quitting careers isn't that retarded now with 5 borrows
>>554503893valid crashoutI do the samethere's no point in training an uma who doesn't want to win
>>554503980It didn't change, you got gaslit at some point. Nobody else got that.
all banners are biko rolls (with no rates)
>>554503893fuck danchous
>do a costume mcqueen run just to see how bad her ultimate is in practice rooms (spoilers: it's even worse than you think)>get my best parent ever (for medium anyway)sigh, shame I only did 12 races
>>554502656You're probably using your own legacies instead of good borrowsWork on parents for one or two runshttps://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility to figure who would be a good parent (if you need a parent for El then go with Grass first then look at pic related)Then to find someone with that setup https://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchThe game gets easier if you get 6-7 blue along with 9 on the borrow slot
what if i raped oguri
>>554503980Where tf did you learn this anyway? The only free rolls everyone know you'll get are only on new-scenario banners and new years
>>554503980despite the (You)s I've heard anons casually talk about free rolls on that banner for months, another classic /uma/ being absolute faggots moment. I do agree there's no way a spark with 0 rate up is worth 30k
>>554503062That will anger Creek so Bono avoided her
>>554503893>failed debutquit>failed 1st unity racequit>no distance S on 1st inspoquit>failed 10% trainingquitsimple as
>>554503840Based Falco keeping ugly looking hairstyles from extinction
good one curren! *starts dry humping u*
I have a parent question!Let's say I'm doing el condor pasa parent runs. My grandparents are pretty solid, they won a bit of races, yadda yadda, let's say they're typical front parents like bourbon and idk top gun or something...If I'm playing pasa, she has the ability to do dirt G1s, is there NO point to doing them if the grandparents are turf-only? I know matching the grandparents is most important, but will her inheritance score be any better doing dirt g1s on free turns?
To the newfriends in this thread, ask yourselves: Why is the All-Spark banner the target of such major gaslighting?
>DAAAAAAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOU>WHAT?!>OHAYO
>>554504185high impact mating rituals
>>554503624>Is there secretly a sliver of straight that's in the mid-race right before the cutoffI bet that's exactly it, probably why it took that long for it to go off too considering she was in second for the entire race up to that point. Probably a gamble on if it procs there or way earlier in the race like Rushing Gale or Turbo Sprint do
>>554504295>1st unity raceYou mean any unity race
>>554503057You niggers better keep this a secret I do not, I DO NOT want to see Falcos next CM fuck that uma.
>>554504407Do you genuinely think we have any new players at the moment? When cingray anime is done airing for now, no major uma mainstream news is happening, and there's no good support card banners for new players at the moment?
BUT WHY
El Cóndor Pasa visits Dallas, Texas... 1/2
>>554503349I don't have amazon and I thought about top gun, but her earn 10k fans goal is so inconsistent. And while I can swap out my MTG for the wit fukukitaru, running 3 spd, 2 stam, 1 wit sounds like a shit rollout.The only other option I could think of would be to use the same deck but with Super Creek since she's a pace which sounds easier than trying to get 1k spd/stam for vodka when she's late
>>554504539why not?
>>554504491>first thing I see after joining a CM9 test roomGod damn it.
>>554504402You might as well do the dirt G1s, every one you win gives you a chance of getting a race spark which will make your parent a bit better
>>554504232
>>554504539>>554504637And as if to spite me, 3*Long
>>554504436It's not randomly selected like Turbo Sprint/Rushing Gale. If there's no one shortly behind her, she won't proc it on the first straight. The strategy is probably more reliable if there's no other Front Runner. But I'm just shocked that this accel option flew under the rader until now. None of the CC's I watched mentioned this.
>>554504639FALCO SANDWICH
>>554504539HOPELESS
>>554504407Because of how easy it is to gaslight, is there any other reason?It's very easy to take a banner that has ~EVERYONE~ and massively over hype it when it's supreme bait
>>554504407It's only worth it if you're missing a lot of Umas and you missed an early banner.
>>554504185Mayano please I'm dehydrated now
>>554504559...and leaves it in the state that it fucking deserves to be in. 2/2 Okay, I actually have to go back to finishing my Arcueid comics. I'll be back to make kink slop for you all again soon. Love you and good luck on your runs! Sorry if this isn't exactly what you were looking for sizebro but you've got first dibs next time i return. Giantess art that isn't overtly sexo is kinda my thing too and I know it's difficult to describe exactly what you want to see!
>>554504770TOPRO IS CUTE! CUUUUUUTE!
>ALL uma banner>everyone is shoved inside 3%
>>554504739/n igger
that A+ bakushin was a turbo highroll and I scuffed it by reaching the speed cap at all (without extra stats at the end) and not doing power or something
>>554503057>>554502670Everyone surprised about this receives the didn't read mechanics doc award
>>554502238This is not a question, I will create an oshi that is fit to race for the CM's.can't wait to get the valentine version as well
>>554504640...so no, the dirt g1s do nothing besides roll a spark? Really? Disappointing..
>>554503057>Late-Race>Start: 800 m>Straight 2>Start: 800 m>the check for her unique happens after the transition to straight but before the transition to late race or the racetrack data is incorrectThat's very funny either way
>>554504812HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEMO
>>554504727Mid-race looked like this the entire time, so no wonder it didn't pop earlier. Ironically enough Biwa rushed early into mid-race, if she rushed harder she might have actually blocked Sparkly Stardom from going off later
What stamina skill goes off the latest in the sprint CM?777 is uh, at a halfway mark now, lol
>>554504559>>554504812Thanks for doing this man. Pasa size art isn't very abundant.
So is the All Uma banner bait or not?
>>554504921https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1768887783371799.jpg> XOR > >> NOT > = 0 (XOR 1 with >) 0 > """ & /n > """/n""like in umamusume training
>>554505119gamble with hydrate and preferred position
>>554505119Shake it outYou heard here first
>>554505119Gamble with straightaway recovery
>>554505126It's only worth it if you didn't roll on the holidays fatty banner, you have 50k+ carats right now and you are not buying her with the 3*** ticket.
>>554505126it's bait if you're not willing to use a full spark to get what you want
>>554505126There was never an all-uma banner you fool
>>554504981You say that but we had many anons puzzling over why Dober's unique worked on one of the tracks where the late race started on a final corner. Nobody remembered this tidbit.
>>554504770I always find it funny how the audience is forever a plethora of faceless figures in long sleeve shirts and brown hair
Why does Falco have great affinity value with Bourbon (top1 along with Digitan)what is the connection?
retard mode idea: mayano top gun (on SS bakushin runs)with gold city, marvellous, bourbon witfine motion wit borrow replacing eishin with agnes tachyon
>>554504981That's a really wild edge case, wonder if there's any other tracks with that kind of positioning
>>554501137> 8/10 top 10 uma in aptitude test use BikoCan someone explain this? Isn't KSB better than Biko?
>>554505425You use both. Biko and kita together can cap speed on a 0 speed growth uma
>>554504812The Meek pic was hot as fuck. put all your stuff in a Google file or some shit See ya
>>554505013Every graded race you win gives affinity, and matching them gives more. Doing the races is better for affinity than not doing them, but you have to balance your stats and races at some point.
>>554505425which aptitude out of curiosity
>>554505425They are abusing a Taiki mechanic to inflate score and it involves race bonus. Biko is better than KSB at that.
w-what did pregnant mob uma picture have to do with your post...
>>554505356They have a unique line if you use them together in TT for some reason too
>>554502670There's a reason why people are buying Meticulous Measures bwo
>>554505241>>554505247Which one of these do I trust?
Uohhhhhhhhh! !! !! Filly erotic !!!!!! Filly's belly and chest !!!!!! Erotic …
>>554505470meek pic where?? I missed it also thanking you as well AI anon. you have generated me many images
>>554505348this is completely different from dober unique
>>554505425Biko is a high-roll cardKSB is consistent
This CM depresses me>my s rank goldship NEVER wins>my fronts are a total waste of time unless they're stealing someone else's suzuka rabbitI really dunno what to do and I only got 2 days left
>>554505617Just use HOguri gwo...
>>554505617Isn't running ends and fronts together a sure fire way to make your ends NEVER win?
>>554505356Isnt she part of Falco's uma idol group at Tracen?
>>554505617>my s rank goldship NEVER winsDepressing? This is great news and I hope more anons face the same issue.
>>554505617Falco should correct Espoir City
>>554505617Triple late surgers, gamble with your life on the line
yeah that's what you deserve, fuck ass retard
>>554505728My S long cafe with triple accels has a 0% winrate. Late is beyond meme status
>>554505728life isnt on the line though is it you fucking redditor retard estrofaggot
>>554505601Is it? The two corners don't satisfy the condition. It only makes sense that it works if there's phase-lingering. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/552945919/#552952841
>>554505495The top 100 includes all aptitudes
>>554505698No? Triple end just means you auto-accept all losses to A&S oguri or suzuka front rabbit setups
>>554505356>>554505507it's a thing in umayon
>>554505126You’re trading 30,000 carrats for, on average, seven 3*Umas, 1 of which you get to choose from every single Uma in the game at the time.
>>554505772you can tell this guy lost bigly and is seething from the pits of hellrip bozo
>>554505864hey one of them is not like the others
>"""fillies""">look inside>colts
>>554505938rip shitstain reddittard. kys bigly
>>554505938Yeah, Ines is ugly and has freckles.
>>554505803my bad i didn't know you were talking about a non-cm track and thought you were referring to people just getting confused during scorpio when dober was first available
>>554505991>>554505772>>554505936?
Faggot spottedI got podium btw lel
>>554505585This one from yesterday. I'll improvise a Google drive doc or something to upload everything sometime this week. Okay, gone for real this time. <3
radar alart! radar alart! shart big poo poo detecteeeed!!
>>554505994please don't be mean to Ines Fujin, she's unconventionally cute and endearing unlike some other umas who tries way too hard
>>554506103we should all put @/uma/ in your trainer names to show them we're better than them
mambo pissing her panties and doing mambo dance on my face detected
>>554506103You call him a faggot but he won didn't he.
>>554506092Yes?
>>554505994Freckles are cute and aside from the dorm leaders, I think she is the only one that knows how to hold a job
god trying to join room races reminds me of trying to use the in game raidfinder in gbfis there some other tool for this like tweetdeck or whatever?
>>554506213VF defender are genuinely retarded
doto lactating through her bra and retard falling over onto my face in real life lick lick in real life
>>554506213wtf you talking aboutdidn't I just say I got podium retard
>>554506297you don't need to try this hard in this game
>>554502670>>554503840Might as well post the Falco too since I still have that race saved
>>554506243what is her occupation
How long has this event given 10 energy? I've never seen that before
>>554506370>turbo sprintBUHIIIIIIIIII
>>554506375escort
>>554506379>How long has this event given 10 energy?it doesnt give 10 energy
>>554506379Bottom choice is like a 20% (maybe lower) to energy and practice perfect and otherwise nukes your mood and stats from orbit
>>554506375Escort
>>554506375Lady of the Night
>>554506375milking rimjobs
>>554506375Call girl
>>554506439Cute
>>554506103Anyone who keep jobbing should add @VF to their name
>>554506375dutchwife
sex with bakushin
>>554506647Might be heading to Group B this time, considering it
>>554506660Bakushin doesn't even know what sex is. She'd think it was guts training or something.
>>554506472But... It did...
>>554505864She got a round face in umayon too.
>>554506439Artist?
>>554506370Deck?
its guts training alright >>554506765it doesnt give 10 energy
>>554506660>>554506757lol cucks
>>554506757She's not wrong.
>>554501137Maruzensky can get it.
>>554506862yeah for you not me
>>554506909i love this image
>593kSurely I'm safe this week... What was last weeks retention?
>>554506423>>554506843Better than mine
>>554506996580,590 or something. You're probably fine
>>554506996this week is projected to be 585k or less
GO TO SPEED YOU FUCKING RETARD
I haven't even made my sprint falco yet because the arima kinen CM is still tilting me...I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
>>554506858So why did I get energy...
>>554507132harikou
>>554506862Bakushin is kind of autistic, her event where she starts telling people she loves them confirms it. And then she bathes with the trainer on her onsen event.
>>554507191you dont know why you did, so you thought it was from the event. im telling you that it doesnt give energy
post something cute
>>554507132>goes to speed>awpijhvwu9o043hvw3hv93hv-9350hv03hv03hb380bh308bvh0348bh8904t j49-t0bj4-9bj
>>554507238>bathing with bakushinher bakushins are actually pretty decently big, I feel like that'd be distracting
>>554507278
>>554507238That very specific level of retardation is why despite her being a bit more physically appealing, I'd never abandon Bakushin for Calstone Light O. I love my wife's victory laugh
>Bakushin Style Umapyoi?!
gonna jerk off to an umamusume character and go to bed shower can come tomorrow
Is Teio worth borrowing for Rushing Gale?
>>554507425anon? SSR Riko has free Rushing Gale
>>554507505Riko gives Stam/Guts, while Teio gives SpeedYes, Teio is worth borrowing
>>554507505>stamina for a sprint
am i stupid if i bring riko for rushing gale on cappy aceim training maya tho
I got like 4 or 5 different spooks from XOguri's banner but no XOguri herself This is the last callAre we able to have a good guess as to whether XOguri's OP period is gonna be truncated or not in Global? What really was that text specifically talking about evolved skills?
>>554507278Cygames' two cutest characters, combined into one.
>>554507505>using riko for the sprint CManon...
>>554507685>>554507568>>554507597you realize you still need to win your career to participate in the CM, right?
>>554507269But I got energy. So the event does give you energy...
>>554507726What sprinter needs stam in the career?
>>554507658how many XBiwas?
>>554507568holy shit my MLB teio is actually useful?
>>554507726who exactly are you bringing to sprint CM that you can't beat career without stamina
>>554507597>>554507685i need at least 500 on maya for tenno sho spring THOUGH
>How long has this event given 10 energy? it doesnt give 10 energy. do it again and it wont
>>554507726>using a Haruten Uma for sprints
>>554507779>>554507816what sprinter is in this GAME besides curren and bakushin? 90% of the CM participants aren't "sprinters"
>>554507146Did you plan on making Falco knowing that Sparkly Stardom works as accel in Capricorn?
>>554507658No one really knows. The text was just some intern tried to future-proofing it so that he don't have to re-edit it once evo skills are out
>>554507568>>554507597>>554507685I thought you were doing the event score thing why are you so meaaaan
ehehe, its a secret
>>554507859Isn't that... good?
>>554507845
>>554507784Fuckin zero lmaoTosen Jordan, Animu Teio, Seiun, Kawakami, and i think Dober at the very beginning of the banner but the banners blurred at that point
>>554507845ENTERAnd Taiki I guess, and digitan maybe, and Falco or Pasa if you have the autism...Akebono is the goated sprinter too...If you are a knower you would bring Air Groove too...And then there is Oguri Cap
*thinks about tenderly loving you*
I WANT TO BRING MAYA TO SPRINTS
>>554507845Nigga you don't even need stamina for milers or mediums due to the increased stats you get during career races. I can beat Japan Cup on like 200 stam easy
god I fucking love hopeless and kikukayou could have everything and anything and STILL lose for no reason
>>554507940Yes. I'm asking because if you didn't know that, then it would be a lot of work into something that's hard to win with.
>>554508007just buy Uma stan or something idk
>>554507841>>554507685Yeah, who would do that, right? I don't even have the SSR version so I have to use R Riko
>>554507972*goes into estrus*
Kita-chan and Dia-chan should be playable.
>>554507991She has D in sprints so nothing is stopping you.
>>554507957>>554507948>t. not sprintersyou can MAKE them sprinters they don't have sprint careers, you just made the point I was trying to make
you beat jp cup with 200 stam because your stats have the +400 invisible boost
>>554508067RIP anyone bringing Laisu, Big Head, Mcfat, or Top Cun to Capricorn
>>554508083tenno sho spring is...
I've trained my brains out, gnite
cm8 status?
>>554507885Oh so we can't really guess from just that blurb that new skill updates will be scheduled sooner than expectedDammit i need to guess now whether or not it's worth pissing a few tennersim already at 60, shiti need to go to bed
>>554507972Hm..You can think about that.
>>554508087King Halo has A aptitude ONLY for sprint what are you on, it's the only thing she's good at
>>554508049I was just gonna do falco/maruzen front bakushin pace since doing a solo front sounds dumb
>>554508087Mhm, nyo you're a dumdum.
>>554507953If you got all of that in 61 rolls, that's insane luck since you got 2 key umas (Seiun and Dober)I only got 3 XBiwas and 1 XOguri in 160 rolls, no spooks
>>554507991>>554508083>Long URA against Little Cocon and Bitter GlasseI don't know how you're going to keep your sanity.
Hi guys can I have a (You)?
>>554508150it's umover
>>554508115That's what I just said retard bwo...
>>554508121Hayahide's growths kinda force you into a guts build for sprints and I'd actually be interested in theorycrafting a deck for it.
>>554507841There will be many who will.
fuuuuuuuuuuu I just used 40 carats on 4 TTs runs
>>554508229Just run an extra med lmao
I have 15 borrowsgive me a long CM team, I don't have oguri or suzuka
>>554508229you just need 2 extra medium races to get med URAeven then that shit is kinda ass
>>554508138I've gotten top 3 easily enough with 300ish stam and high wit. It's not optimal but doable.>>554508229Your optional races for skill points?
>>554508121I've seen a Sprint Rice, they do exist
You should take evil Neicha to sprint CMIt will be funny
>>554507991Rice shower is a popular mile uma despite having a haruten limiterMaya can be an end closer unlike Rice, so she can be made for sprintThe lowest stamina I've had on an uma that won haruten was around 400~ on a sunny day and firm conditions with great mood, that is overkill stamina for sprint but you can do it
>>554508150I'm done with Creek and Oguri. I can't do anything else until Tamamo is here.
redittards be like: erm, its not optional, but its doablelike they are in the chernobyl netflix series or something
WHAT THE FUCK IS A HARUTEN YOU STUPID INDONESIANS STOP SPEAKING PAGPAG
>>554508251Yes, but you will owe me Satono Diamond paizuri with this (You)
>look back at every CM I did>every single one has goldship in it>even the mile one>she's not even my oshiWHAT
>>554508419It is a cheerleading maneuver performed by ten Haru Uraras who climb atop one another into a pyramid
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
JESUS SHE'S SO TINY
>>554508419haruten of deez nuts in your mouth
>>554508505
>>554507030catastrophic brain damage
>>554508419Haruten umas are umas who build stamina for no particular reason they just like it
>>554508304Post your umas.
>>554508251Fine.
"hey trainer sign me up for that cup! yeah its a special cup that only uma musume know about thats why you've never heard of it so YOU better get ready"
>>554508464The trainer manual said sexual acts with trainees is bad though
Akiten is better desu
>>554508419It's called Tennosho Haru in japanese and it's shortened to Haruten(no) by nips gwo
>>554508587Also not pictured: Maruzen
>>554508517Nice reference.
my bakushin >>554501601isnt allowed to come 1stplace as pace chaser TTs...
>>554508304Creek, Tama and Inari
>>554508517That's just the perspective
>>554508504you forgot that they're naked harus doing the pyramid
Is NSM actually working for the sprint CM?
>>554508693Cafe, Brian, GoldShip.
>>554508771No.
>>554508693Spechud (your favorite version)Oguri CapMcqueen (black costume version)There, your FAT FUCK team.
stop posting nishino flower
>>554508304>>554508693Do you have parents from Libra? Repeat that team. Otherwise ends (Golshi/Cafe/Rudolf) plus 0/1 pace (McQueen)
>>554508824
>>554508419HarutenHaru = SpringTen(no Sho)Haruten = Tenno Sho (Spring)>what?yes
>>554508668Bad yes, but there's no rules against it
>>554508863it's fucking yotsuba
>>554508668It says bad, not banned
>>554508552Teio is cute! She's seriously cute!
i will forbid her from parent duties and only relegate her to ace duties
fillies
>>554508942>>554509048HUHThat can't be good
>teacher is giving me extra lessons! that is because im a genuis! based O
Shinko Windy is wife material. Terrifying, bitey wife material
sakura genious!
>>554509209She has her own way of thinking.
>>554509171As long as you don't knock her up, what could possibly go wrong?
>>554508798>>554508819>>554508890thanks for the advice, my libra team was an end closer squad that has a 0% winrate in rooms, so I guess I'm just fucked!
Why does Brian judge Taishin if she neglects to engage in extra training? They don't even have any unique dialogue together or interact beyond the extra training screen. It's really fucking weird.
>>554509313shes so cool and epic
>>554505498qrd?
today everything about bakushin has been like her putting up a front and then going home to cry about it in secret desu
>>554509521Taiki's secret event gives stats that get increased by race bonus so you can have 50+ to all stats. And also the cards are good so you get a strong uma on top of that.
my kingu forever and ever
>>554509578daaaahbeee....
>>554509578Just disband the team at that point
>>554509542kek what an ugly motherfucking bitch umamusume
>>554508482My Cancer Golshi turned out to be my best one so far lol
>>554509634Oh yeah? Well let's see your Capricorn Kingu
>>554509634
>>554502670At Chukyo 1200m, a sliver of the final stretch is still part of the mid game, so falco's unique can activate there
>>554508263I've toyed with running regular Biwa for the sprint CM but ultimately decided the power growth on Christmas Biwa is nice enough to be worth taking, that and I'm not using Christmas in CM8 so I want to use her here. Definitely feeling the pain of no Fine Motion here (mine is 0LB), though this run was a bit of a lowroll on wit.Would be interested in seeing what that Guts deck looks like once it's finished
>>554509619are you saying i could get my first S rank if i do her secret event with high race bonus cards?
ok doing room matches made me realize that i got too big for my britches and i cannot compete in the graded league
This is my pull plan for the future, some of them are already homeDo you have any pull plans or just pull when you vibe with a released uma?
T*io with her sister
>>554508482You clearly like her enough to run her for virgoWhat's the matter, afraid to admit you LOVE Golshi?
>>554510080>it's all mares>all the wedding alts>some of the meta alts>no trans vivlos>himba flameMare man... my knees...
>>554510080I hope you are ready to spend THOUSANDS of dollars on this game
>>554509924Don't give up on Graded, room matches are significantly harder than actual CM rooms so you'll be fine
>>554510194gold ship is not that sexy
>>554510247This isn' really the case anymore, the game's casual playerbase is a lot smallerroom matches are still harder but day 2 CM matches will frequently look like room matches at this point
>>554510080t.
>>554506757My cock will reach in there and massage her guts, yes.
>>554510209>mare>>dantsu flame???
>>554509924Just try graded for the freebies. Open is not worth it, even more so with try hard min/max there too
>>554510278Oh, Golshi is absolutely that sexy.
>>554509908If you have those whale cards MLB'd yes.There are even guides on youtube to inflate a Taiki for score like that.But it's kind of lame for your first S to be an inflated uma that you can't use for anything but a high score number, you should keep your virginity for an uma that you actually worked for.
>>554510396AAAAIIIIEEEE MY CARATSTHEY'RE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>>554510351>ESL brown retard can't readMany such cases. Let me spell it for you. HIMBA.
>>554510441but beeg numbah go beega
>>554506375Anus Fujin
>>554509924Go for graded league, always.Room matches sometimes reflect what finals A would be, if you could win those with ease then you don't need to worry for the CM at all.Open league is for people who only roll umas and no cards, or absolute newbies. You're better than that, and at worst, you're B finals graded league.
>>554501613>>554502670>>554503057feels nostalgic
What the fuck does this meanwhat do I get for picking harder races? Is it actually worth it?
>>554510304Even if the casuals aren't as numerous as they used to be I still find Day 2 CM easier than room matches, especially since you can queue at odd times to dodge whales. Anon shouldn't give up, the rewards in graded are much better and even B finals gives more than Open League would.
>>554510586>>554510363but i was kinda relieved by the idea that my minmaxing wasn't gonna make a difference so i didn't have to try anymore...
>>554510664Pretty decent skill hints and the hardest Tenno Sho Spring in the game art this point
>>554510696open league requires more autistic minmaxxing
How do we get rid of these "people"?https://x.com/LoveforTachyon/status/2012949356261810447
>>554510696I barely try and have no expensive popular cards but I sometimes win gold titles. You don't have to try, unless you really want a chance at platinum I guess.
>>554510708alright let's give it a spin>there's two tenno shosuhhh.....
>>554510708Are the rewards listed anywhere? I'm running end closer Brian and I don't really know if it's worth the trouble
>>554510664You get hints for every hard mode race you win.
>>554509542Cock goes here
>>554510730My friend is new and doing open league while waiting for a half decent banner to roll on, using just the rating calculator he's had something like 93% win rate with no parent runs and a combined 15 ace runs combined the last two CMs, taking literally the first run of each uma that hits distance S since stat goals are trivial to hit. Open league is pretty easy.
>>554510896oh this doesn't seem too bad
>>554511000her actual stats are twice if not thricethe game lies about NPC stats
>>554510441i already mainly do bakushin speed/wit runs whenever events happen.if taiki runs can get me a higher score per run then i can get 1 mil in fewer runs and i'd like to buy out whatever i can in this test event without using 10 tp pots
>>554511000oh okay I only MORE THAN DOUBLED HER SPEED, had the same stam + swinging maestro and a gold velocity, cool cool
don't give up on graded league bwoYou are my favorite stepping stone
>>554511061Both you and NPCs get +400 across the board, there's no lying beyond that. Throw a career race into hakuraku and you'll see everyone's starting HP is as expected with +400 stam and so is their last spurt target speed.
>>554511109use the clock and pretend it didn't happen
>>554511109Pride cometh before the fall.
>>554510604>It's even another gray horseSeeing all three trainers using Oguri is pretty surprising, she's usually pretty easy to build but Sprints are the one distance where I'd feel like she's a little trickier. I guess her good stat growths and ult carry her even here.
>>554511189>Cygames blatantly lies>But trust me gaiz they couldn't be lying about anything else!!
>>554511109Everything else is easy mode after this but yeah, this race is a bitch
>>554511285You can't switch back to easy mode, can you?
>>554511109>>554511000She's team ace for a reason!
>>554511109>>554511000Mackie "The Knife" McQueen does it again.
>>554511360Momma didn't raise no bitch
SHES SO FUARKING CLOSEI’M GONNA SPURT ALL OVER HER
>>554510664cracked mac top, cracked rice bottom.To comfortably ensure wins;mac - 700-800 stam or 600+1gold, any less and youll generally need some luck.rice - 600 stam or 500+1-2 whites
I want to have sex with Jungle PocketDo you guys understand?
When is the all uma banner I'm sick of saving I wanna pull
You guys were right the rest of the "hard modes" were a jokesadly the inspirations were total duds, shame since the run felt pretty good, so much for end closer brian, went for 5 golds instead for the novelty, maybe I can use her in a TT or something
>Mcqueen when you fight her>MackwEen when you unlock her as a playable trainee
>>554511413
>>554511386>torecchi>ecchiWhat did she mean by this?
>>554511650story mode mcqueen in narita brian chapter kicked my ass
>>554507841Why does your Oguri has a black spot near her eye?I though I had something on my screen you gaslighter.
>>554511648you need spurt+dober and/or pump
>>554511650Too much umapyoi
>>554511763right, hence the duds
>>554510903Just run her as late, mine's been winning some CM8 rooms.
Now what?I buy... sashes?
>>554511882This is a BIG gaslightlates are so fucking bad in CM8, I was so happy when I got long S on cafe and then all I do is watch her lose horribly
>>554511821if you're betting on grandparent unique inspos, you're asking for sufferingAlso with not much time left, you might want to borrow sweepy, even tho the brat can fk you over
>>554511925Yeah. I bought all the sashes after buying the carats, crystals, tickets, and star pieces. Wish the shop had more stuff.
>>554511925lend me some coins bwo
>tfw no first rate uma wifeWhy even live?
>>554512021fuck off
>>554512129Wtf
why are no paces buying uma stan? i thought it's good here
that npc juiced up so she doesn't lose-almond eye jobbed to that one urara thoughthat's all that mattersif she can job, all npcs are easily defeatable
>>554512129idk whats got your panties in a twist (esl?) but
>my only uma that's won a CM room is a 620 stamina maruzenskyI am so comically fucked
you guys never reply to my posts unless it's porn bait
>>554512106why are all of her fingers fucked up
REEEEEEE I'M NOT A KIDMood -1
>>554512226umastan is such a strange gaslight. People act like it does something special. If you can get major discount - go for it, but its objectively inferior to corners and straightaways easily
>>554512226Uma Stan is the biggest gaslight skill ever
>>554512194>>554512248wait I'm not even that anon I thought you were just telling random people to bot lmaoTHAT'S MY SIGN TO GO TO BED
>wedding Maya only activated her ult once in 10 test lobbiesBro I thought this was supposed to be better than her original version...
>>554512358then post porn
>>554510080The waiting period is harder than the carat income.
>>554512302do you have one thats at 670
>>554512226paces don't need uma stan
>>554512391wondered if you mighta misinterpreted. Nope, SSR
>>554512446why are the loli umas the ones getting wedding costumes
>>554512358That's a sign that you should make better posts
>>554512392The top 3 things /uma/ and their beloved youtubers will gaslight forever:>Mayano top gun>the stamina stat>everything about frontrunners
>>554512391
My German wife enjoying some time off.
>>554512226You need a Pace heavy room for Stan to activate on Pace umawhich will never happen unless you LateStart'd into End/Late group
>>554512531>Mayano>Curren>Flower>SweepCygames just knows what sells.those 4 + Urara will be my aces
>>554512435Interesting guts training there
it's over
>>554512391Mindbroken...
>rolled her for the LAST long CM>have ENDLESS awful careers (and lost the CM)>try again this CM>have ENDLESS awful careers (and will likely lose this one)I am so fucking baffled, I have made multiple S rank goldships, they are not THAT differentWhy does the one uma I like fucking hate me? What the fuck is this twisted oshi gaming where my oshi makes me suffer?
is oonige bound to be expected for sprint cm and will they sputter the moment spot struggle triggers
>>554512391Don't forget to turn sweepy on first
>>554512659Wrong thread + months old news
>>554512486Who would subject themselves to going on a date with her? She's annoying enough as a trainee.
>>554512687Unironically 2 Ooniggers is strong on a sprint
>>554512659LOVE DEAD
>>554512687you guys really don't understand oonige even today lmaoit has no stamina problems in the sprint CM, but it isn't gonna win anything regardless
>Posts zero information about runs>Why are my runs bad??Reddit Cafe indeed
>>554512659Old news but the money must be really REALLY big if she's willing to throw her idol gig to be an indian toilet
>>554512563>Everything about frontrunnersThe FrontGODs here are honest and love discussing game mechanics though. It's an extremely technical style so you really need to understand how the game works to win with it.
>>554512659/uma/'s worst nightmare
>>554512680genuinely curious, why compare her to golshi when she's not an end closer?because the uniques are similar? or are you sparking her to be one?
>>554512680
>>554512627I dont regret sparking for her
now that we are 5+ months in and her mother is already forgotten, is it ok to hate on King Halo?
>>554512680what cards are you using? post the stats of that 14,073 score one and any of the 11k score onesyou're not using medium sparks, are you?
>>554512851It's okay to force feed sweepy vegetables
>>554512680have you tried making one on a silent sunday
>>554512829She works best as an end closer who mimicks Golshi's running style
>>554512808To be fair, you have to have a very high understanding of game mechanics to appreciate the FrontGODs here. The playstyle is extremely technical, and without a solid grasp of systems, timings, and hidden interactions, most of the strategies will go straight over a typical player’s head. There’s also the FrontGODs’ brutally honest mindset, which is deftly woven into how they discuss the game, their approach draws heavily from raw mechanics, frame data, and matchup math, for instance.The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of these discussions, to realize that they’re not just “playing well”, they’re saying something profound about how the game actually WORKS. As a consequence, people who dismiss the FrontGODs truly ARE clueless, of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the elegance of winning through pure mechanical mastery, a concept that leaves casuals completely baffled.I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as an honest FrontGOD breakdown unfolds before them. What fools… how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO win with this style. And no, you cannot copy it. It’s for players who understand the game only, and even they have to prove they know the mechanics first (preferably less than I do).
>>554512680It'll get better
>>554512627Pretty kraut wife
>>554513051Squishy kraut wife...
>>554512687>early race is 200mI doubt they will even be able to accelerate to top speed before they get nerfed into the ground by their shitty midrace coefficient
>>55451282960% of them are end closers, any time I try to do a late she performs comically bad, lates in long are just suffering idk why I'm not a mechanical genius>>554512872This is the 14k one, same setup I used for the S rank goldships, although I stopped using this setup because it VERY VERY rarely gets to these stat totals, most of the 10-11k ones are with this, I've gone full URA finale style and used 4 speed cards lately(I think I used this one a bit in the previous long CM and she had a 0% winrate even on day 1)
I don't get it
Is uma musume on mumu working for anyone? it's keeps crashing for me.
>>554513229OINK OINK SQUEAK SQUEAK
>>554512627
>>554513283It's bluestacks time, sweepybro
>>554513284The banner we got free rolls on is oink?
>>554513283It's her off day (works on my machine)Otherwise just bluestacks or LD player (enjoy the 5 billion Chinese ads from them)
>>554513302my paizuri slave
>>554513283use bluestacks and hit the boss key so you don't have to see it
>>554513283It's not working for me either, time to go back to steam.
speaking of mumuI can't play JP uma with it for some reasonwhat's up with that
>>554513408NTA, but mumu no longer works for both myself and a friend of mine. Interestingly, after reinstalling mumu the game will launch and run as long as you keep it open, but after fully downloading game data and restarting mumu it no longer launches.
So I really can just skip all support cards until MANT is over? This will somehow carry me?
>>554513513I've just swapped to bluestacks.Seems to be alot more resource intensive on my crappy laptop
>>554513550>tfw no MLB Nishino
>>554513284calm down bwo 3/3 SSR/SR deck is not oinker
hi just installed sweepy and some program called python is using a lot of my RAM, is that normal?
>>554512872since you asked this is a random 11k, same setup and why I dropped it, 90% of the runs didn't cap speed
>>554513550Yes
>>554513229Sorry anon, I literally can't see anything wrong with your cards and those stats other than a lack of End S and Long S.Why is End S important? So you don't get glued to 9th place.Hopefully you're not buying pump and instead you got Dober's unique. You also need mid race skills but you probably are buying them already, if you buy maestro you don't need to buy siphon or the other way around. But it seems like terrible bad luck if in the previous CM with these stats, spurt+NSM wasn't giving you wins.If you were by chance to have a Riko of your own, you could use a Biko borrow+KSB setup and use 2 wit cards with the open slots, you wouldn't use Rice and buy siphon. But that would be kinda retarded, maybe.
>>554513550That can carry you hard enough in exchange of your trainee's sanity
Stop calling my waifu a schizo
>>554513503I can play JP uma with it but not EN atm
>uma updating while the sweepybros are asleep
>>554513678oops sweepy just installed malware on your pc
>>554512829I feel like I'm spamming so last pic since you asked about late vs end, this was a recent one I made as an actual late surger AND ACTUALLY GOT LONG S, the stamina is PRETTY RISKY but usually fine for arima kinen, however she gets absolutely fucked in rooms, 0% winrate and never even gets close I got sharp gaze because it was at max hints + wanted to fuck with the ogurisI'm sure smarter anons can explain better than me but lates atm in long just feel really bad
>>554513492Steam sucks. Even with the 60fps patch, it still loads WAY slower than mumu. Mumu saves me 5 minutes of gametime!
>>554514008I'm getting a little worried
>>554513980I am honestly pretty pissed that Cyniggers is doing nothing to curb botting. It would be one thing if they were just doing it for their own enjoyment, but when it messes with the free carat economy and Cyjews doesn't even care leaves a foul taste in my mouth.
>>554512851It's always been ok to hate on King gaylo>>554512892YAAAAADDAAA
Hmmm
>>554513678>>554514043hoeh...
>>554514043python programs tend to use quite a bit of RAM
>Paid carats are unavailable except on the platform they were purchased on because ?????????
DANCHOU KICK THE GUYS WHO FLATLINE TODAYTHEY ARE FILTHY CLANKERS, THE LOT OF THEM
yes its normal for python to take so much ram
>>554514198Because of pricing differences on different devices
>>554513724its all good, thanks anon, I'm a proud R riko owner since I used my spark to MLB rice, seemed like a good call since I got her to 3lb so my borrow slot is pretty monopolized by riko, but most of the time it feels fine since I have almost all the SR cards MLBAnd yeah S rank luck sucks, it is what it is
>>554513550in every other scenario a deck with only welfare cards would be utter dogshit but for MANT this is a "good enough" deck
Gold ship raped me and no one believes me
wtf is a "Repetitive-click recovery" wtf is a "Screen Watchdog"
>>554514170Old sweepy used to leak memory until you eventually ran out and crashed (Ocr issue)The issue is still there in the current version but a restart is forced every run to purge the memory
>>554514245What pricing differencesSteam, Google and Apple all take 30% and the Cygames store has no platform cut
My sweepy bot just asked me to if i should allow outbound connections
>>554514170>>554514218these anons are lying because a python is a type of snake. do not trust them
>lose both classic winter and finals Unity with 3 double circlesI'm so sick of training Dasca i'm getting Dasca fever. Can I ride this one do finals?
>>554514263more than "good enough" it's actually great, what a silly modeonly way to improve on it would be to swap out tachyon for neicha wit or throw in vega guts into one of the slots (another SR card lmao) I assume their borrow slot goes to NTR/Fuku
>>554514307sweepy is too lazy to do her garbage collection...
What is your honest opinion about Dual Turbo?
>>554514347My sweepbot just raped me wtf
>>554513550I think you'd still need to bring speed cards (with race bonus), these unholy random mish mash of cards won't save you if you think only race bonus matters
>>554514383I prefer her UI over Sweepy's
>>554513767My trainee can umapyoi me as much as she wants in whatever free time she gets or after graduation
>>554514347you are so smart bakushin
>>554513550do you just ultra overkill your stam in mile/sprint CMs with this setup?Do you actually get enough stam for long CMs?
>>554514440damn eishin flash looks fat in this art
>>554513767If everyone is going to cap stats then what the fuck would make the difference between a loser and a winner in future CMs? What, pure luck?That sounds horrible
>>554514383SHE'S MY FUARKING HERO
>>554513229>lates in long are just suffering idk why I'm not a mechanical geniusI can give you two reasons based on my experience. One is if your wit is pretty low, especially less than 550ish, your late surger will sometimes decide they want to cosplay as an end closer. The second is lates don't really have a consistent acceleration of their own. You might say Slick Surge/On Your Left, but that skill is really inconsistent. If it hits at the right spot, it hits, but it's not going to the consistent race winner like Straightaway Spurt is for ends. It gets buffed in the future, but not really in a "It's great" way, more "It's less bad." You might say Ryan/Dober inherit, but that's not exclusive to them, ends and even stacked pacer rooms have used it lmao.Lates in Long won't really get a chance to shine until the Symboli Kris S stamina card comes out with picrel. That's not until maybe around September this year, so until then, gotta do funny mutations for longslop.
>>55451438320 runs in da jar
>>554513767what the fuck is that schedulealso nice digits
>>554514368Yours is a good bit better than mine and mine has a 0% room winrate I know plancha doesn't workso you just gotta hope for weak rooms, I don't feel like daiwa could ever beat xmas cap
>>554514523ISSA GAMBLING SIMULATOR
>>554513636>i don't even have her SR
>>554514523WE GAMBA IN THIS HOUSE BABY
>>554514032Steam's pretty fast on my machine
>>554514523skills will be the new winning factorthe new era of white skill parent farming is coming
>>554514368I took this woman to lobbies and she won 1 out of 6.
>>554514523Future scenarios make capping stats piss easy hence advantage gains will come from distance S turf S good uniques and fast learner
we are putting sweep tosho in a stew
If my trainee wins the hot spring ticket, i give up the run right there and sever all relationships with the trainee. I strongly believe is unethical for a trainer to attend a hot spring trip with their trainee no matter the circumstances. Once a boundary is crossed, it's over.
is there anything specific that influences test coin gain? coin gain at the end of a run seems random
>>554514748>2 speed cards on a 0% speed umasweep did her best, you're just retarded
>>554514607that's an ok dasca, rooms are not a very good representation for CM (although it's closer than before). pair her with another front runner. Good Dasca beats 777 Xoguri but loses to straight gambling one (as does everyone else)>>554514661brother don't take NSM on a front runner what are you doing
>>554514734>banking on fast learner>everyeah I might want to quit when that happens unless a support card guarantees it or something
>>55451376738 times 2 is 76
>>554514869>>banking on fast learner>guaranteed fast learner that's why JP loves Mayano Blue Archive to this day
>>554514846No, no it works, it just HAS to hit and sometimes it doesnt
>>554514792I failed to realize this and Scarlet took my hotspring virginityHow do I recover from this
>>554514854>brother don't take NSM on a front runner what are you doingrunning triple fronts
>>554514854>the cap starts giga speeding up>suddenly stopsI feel like she might have gassed out there
>>554514654See that "connecting"? It's fucking instant in mumu
>>554514941I would recommend yourself to terminate your trainee license effective immediately. Consider isolating yourself, destroying your meridian gates and work towards removing your impurities.
>>554513767
>>554514748You need 4 to reliable cap speed, friend.
>>554514924both of her current versions suck shit but mabye her thuggin outfit alt later is good>>554514854isn't running 2 fronts 1 end effectively fucking over your end? You might as well run 3 fronts
>>554514009another fell for the uma stan gaslight..
>>554515040>isn't running 2 fronts 1 end effectively fucking over your end? You might as well run 3 frontsNo, why? Two fronts set every other position with a good chance to hit accels properly
>>554514792Urara?She's too retarded and pure
>>554515171THIS IS TOO DAMN CUUUTE
Thoughts? The guy speaks with a heavy asian accent I tend to believe those
>>554514551im looking forward to the eminem soundpost w/ symboli
>>554515026
>>5545150304 Speed is trolling and its not even reliable3 Speed 2 wit is uncomfortable and doesnt give enough wit3 wit 2 speed is feasible on a highroll4 wit 1 speed on 0% is chad shit but I havent gotten it to work2
>>554515213No exceptions. Go with your parents if you want to attend a hot spring trip. I'm here to train, not play around with a little kid.
Can't decide so rollingEvens I eat outsideOdds I sleep0 I cook my own food
>>554513513I can ditch mumu and move back to steam. This will also let me read packets directly and improve the accuracy and the speed of the bot pretty significantly. (Can do this via a emulator too but u need a rooted device which is also detectable)Cons: if cygames so much as glances our way after the migration we would all be banned
>>554514551>>lates in long are just sufferingnot just in longs, pretty much anywhere where gold ship is viable. unless you have a lot of midrace skills, some guy's gold ship made in 2 runs will pass your late easily
I have no more monies
>>554515316why not optimize sweepy solely for bluestacks
>Shill UAT on /uma/ for weeks>Stealth update the app with malware>Shill Sweepy on /uma/ for weeks>...Hmm i wonder what happens next
>>554514654what the fuck is umacareerhelper
>>554515406How do you not have millions of monies, did you just start playing this month
>>554515463I spent it all upgrading my umas and support cards…
>>5545152654 spd got me my greatest Fuku and thats what I will run her with until other scenarios come out.
>>554515245even 300 is overkill. half the course is a downhilltake full power inherits with a 2-3 speed 3-4 wit. never touch stam or guts no matter what and go for 1200 xxx 1200 xxx 1200. the stam guts you get from career goals will be more than sufficient.
>>554514654Wait you niggas actually sit in front of your PC for hours and play this MOBILE GACHA GAME like that? LMAO
>>554515429I will never install dog shit Chinese bloatware Maybe if they removed the ads
>>554515265>4 Speed is trolling and its not even reliableidk i do that these days on non-speedgrowth umasyou CAN cap speed with kita/sweep/halo but having 65% of your runs be bricks that don't cap speed feels like shit, I'd rather throw in eishin flash or brian
>uma with 20% guts bonus>training guts in unity cup with 2 supports gives +9why is this stat so shit?
>>554515316I'd love steam support at least as an option, even if emulator stays the focus. The only reason I'm using another bot right now is exactly what you mentioned, I added getting the game state from network data to write my own training policy but I can't be bothered to fork sweepy and and wrangle the OCR stuff to work with steam.
>>554514654The fuck, does that help you math out training choices?
>>554515431
>>554514654People will use all kinds of helpers, use every single bot and emulator on the internet, and STILL lose group A finals to casuals who do a couple of runs on their phone every few days.
>>554515605ads can be disabled bwo
>>554515640the best Guts Umas are 20% speed Umas because they only need SOME speed sparks for gutsmaxxing and not like 10
>>554514654how the fuck is your client so fast, EXPLAIN>>554515573I play uma on the bus but at home I like to have it on my PC, what's wrogn with that?>>554515696that guy who loses to casuals? Me
>>554515710Tell me the first thing you see when bluestacks opens
>>554515768just close your eyes gwo
Please ship my Suzuka, Amiami...it's been a week already...
>>554515727imo the ONLY umas who are possible to gutsmax on atm are tachyon/daiwa for the exact reason you posted
>>554514854>don't take NSM on a front runner what are you doingNTA, but if you don't at least take NN you will autolose every time there's a bignig.
>>554515245So I assume fishing for sprint S is pointless for Capricorn?
reporting all these cheaters to cygames
>>554515861You want both sprint S and turf S
>>554515834>caring about bignigs on a long oh yeah let me spend 300 SP on a situation that'll happen maybe 5% of the time
>>554515902>situation that'll happen maybe 5% of the timeSomeone skipped Scorpio cup
>>554515902Suzuka was raping Scorpio cup. You don't know what you are talking about retard
>>554515861this the only CM where distance S is optional, turf S is arguably betterobviously getting sprint S is still awesome, but not as important as long S which is nearly required
>>554515902Do you not do lobbies? Bignig + pace chasers is a very common strat.
>>554515834you dont need nsm on fronts for cm8
>>554516029By only CM, do you mean so far or just sprint distance, or if it was 1400 instead you would still want S distance?
>>554516047I'm talking about the actual CM. Retards deluded themselves into thinking Suzuka is much more common than she actually is
>you don't need NSM on the NSM CMretard
>>554514654what is this program and how is your game avoiding the server lockout?looks like sped up footage to me but the program seems interesting
>>554514654i cant find any info on what this even is
>>554516047But I thought Suzuka+2 fronts was the optimal strat?
>>554516112on fronts retard
>>554515667Ironic considering it's me saying this but I'll probably be sticking to the 99.99% undetectable route. I'll see how much of a pain in the ass the UI is in the future
>>554516158>>554516187It's my own, hence why you can't find it. Not sure what server lockout is supposed to be, this is a combination of hachimi speed up settings and cheat engine (since hachimi can't cut the duration of all waits the game does itself). I might just have better latency to the server if my server responses look fast to you.
>>554515885>You want both sprint SYou don't, the track is too short you never reach max speed
>>554502238Yes my versatile He/She is ready for sprint CM
Bignig on its own is enough to help the fronts win if you can pull off the overtake. The points you spend on NSM are better spent on midrace skills to improve the consistency of the overtake.t. Running fronts with Suzuka this CM
>>554516287Cute Chronolings...
>retards bricking themselves with Sprint Athis is going to be the easiest CM ever
>>554516389Not with that attitude!
No really guys, don't put NSM on your front runners. I know over half the practice lobbies have a bignig, but the actual CM won't have any lobby players, it will be all soccer moms that are oshi gaming with McQueen and Rudolf. >>554516217I don't know who told you that, Bignigs invalidate normal front runners. Plug the same A/A+ front runner into both slots of the umulator then delete A&S on one of them to simulate a bignig stealing it and see how many lengths that copy loses by.
>>554516389This is what's going to be the real wit check.People who buy speed skill will get fucked her compared to pure acceleration enjoyers.If you borrow Biko's card instead of Bakushin's for the sprint CM, you already lost.
>>554516389>the track is too short you never reach max speedyep the ideal statline is 600/270/1200/150/1200
>>554516434Quite cute
>>554516534>over half the practice lobbies have a bignigi've not seen one gasguri-kun
>>554516589That's because you've only done one single practice lobby anon.
>>554516380Does all the tool do is speed up the whole game? Or does it help calculate the best choices for the target stats and other shitHonestly now that i think of it the speed of interactions with the game is what got the Grubble devs to kill Viramate a gorillion years ago.. or i think that was their stated reason at least
>>554516569No you still want around cap for speed but the additional 100 from S distance is useless, do you niggers test things ever?
>>554516389>>554516567We can just... put it in the umalators?
>Taishin's career>scripted mood -4>get migraine 3 turns before it>infirmary visit heals practice poor but not migraine>4 more infirmary visits to fix migraine
uh oh
maru or fuji as my 3rd cap ace
>>554516725WTF ITS REAL
https://umamusume.com/news/100068/
>>554516725Wow they're thanking me at the end. Me!
>see anon talk about his cafe not winning anything>ehh it can't be that bad>make an end cafe with maxxed speed and above average stats with my last borrow to see how she does>absolutely eat shitI've been using xmas Oguri all this time so I didn't notice how much of a powercreep this uma is holy shit.
Well damnhttps://umamusume.com/news/100068/
i want to view my veterens by date acquired with their sparks showing>y-y-you can't do tha-WHY THE FUCK NOT
>>554516725sweepy sisters...
>>554516725>Its actually real this time and not a shoop like the post yesterdayIts owari da
>>554516627No training evaluation yet, but I've been training a model for that based on the architecture of https://github.com/hzyhhzy/UmaAi/, still early in the process though.
>>554516419Brother you need way more wit, and you have way too much stamina.Also pump does not function at all on this racetrack. Sturm Und drang basically doesn't either. Beyond is a huge gamble, so is NSM, and strategist just sucks ass. You want straightaway spurt at minimum.
>>554516534show plat titles
OH NONONO SWEEPY SISSIES
TOTAL EDEN DEATH
NONONO YOU GUYS TOLD ME IT WAS SAFE TO BOT
>spamming the report with the sweepy link actually worked
>>554516725shit shit shit hopefully this is just a warning. i immediately turned off powershell and mumu
>>554516798So this update >>554513980 really was about killing the sweepy users... Incredibly based if they get banned right before reset
>>554516725ISRAEL
>HE BOTTED
>>554516894reporters (me) did their part
>>554516875I can finally be free from this gamePlease ban me already...
scare tacticthey won't do anythingpick your balls up
mambo dropping to B+ again
>>554516875>IT'S REAL
>He installed a bitcoin miner on his machine just to get banned a week later
I SPENT $1200 WHAT THE FUCK
>>554516956Devs did take a lot of heads in Grubbledunno how they behave with this game tho
>>554516725https://umamusume.com/news/100068/>israelholy fuck please kill all botniggers PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
I just compiled a list of all the botters from the /uma/ clubs. Prepare to quit losers.
Shan’t stop botting. They can’t catch me.
>>554516047bignig in scorp vs sag is a wildly different ballgame. There's basically 0 chance of her winning and only ever being a sacrifice
>>554516725>>554516781>>554516798ITS ACTUALLY ISRAEL
>>554516997
YADA YADA YADA I DON'T WANT TO DO MY CAREERS
>>554516956>implying their balls droppedhahahahahahaha
Has anyone done a decent guide on MANT yet? I've been done with all my goals in unity cup for a bit and I figure I should prepare for the next scenario
Kek this is the exact same shit they did in JP back then. Just don’t run it 24/7 like a retard and you’ll be fine
>>554516725https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/info_detail?id=100068&p=4>its fucking real
hachimibros?????harukakubros???????we are safe right?????????
>>554516725SWEEPYBOIS SWEEPYBOIS
>>554517096Not needed, it's not a highroll/lowroll scenario. You're going to be doing a lot of reading and going back and forth through several menus buying and thinking and using items
>>554517135Any third party software is against TOS.
>>554517062Oh yeah? Post your ID and let's see if you get banned.
Its Mambowari da... FOR EDEN!
So what if... the banwave happens just before the CM
lootbar is fine r-right
>>554517156Fair enough. Thanks
>it's unironically realwhat the FUCK
I hope each and every one of you gets what he deserves.
>>554517135oh no no no nonoNONONONOOOOOO
>>554517135>the use of external tools or other unofficial modificationsHits hachimi and hakuraku which are more invasive (direct file modification) than even the bots
OH NO NO NO NO NOBOTTING?EXTERNAL TOOLS?HAHAHAHAH BOTNIGGER GENOCIDEAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHA!!!!!!!!!OH NO NO NO!!
this whole run was a horrible low roll and then i get slapped with this to seal the deal. cap as in peak.
WHO /CLEAN/ HERENEVER BOTTEDHONEST F2P TRAINER
>>554516725told ya'll itd just take enough salty whales for the cythe to come
hooly shit the botters are shaking in their pants rn it's causing a 9.0 magnitude earthquake
DON'T BAN ME CYGAYS I ONLY USE UMAVIEWER
Anon, what did you do to make them stare you like this?
>>554516725How come JPs got away with Hachimi for 5 years but EN suddenly got a warning about botting?I doubt they can detect Sweepy users though since it's just a literal autoclicker.
>>554517135Users of those are a million times more likely to be banned compared to sweepy
Team Trial retention numbers are going to drop by fucking 25K
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SWEEPY-CHAN TASUKETE
>enough spirit bursts to get Burning Spirit level 3 hint>lose ZenithWhat am I doing wrong?
sweepybros can you post a screenshot of your suspended account for commemoration?>>554517287>he thinks cygays can't detect pixel perfect clicksoh no no no
>>554516796my libra ace cafe has beaten my xog if there are fronts
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Am I gonna get banned for accidentally leaving my VPN on when starting the game
>>554517282I told them I love Maruzensky.
>>554517287They put out these warning announcements even in JP but they never banned hachimi or bot users. Just the ones that ran them non stop and that was like years ago iirc
>>554517287>Old sweepy Dev reports wasn't a bluff
>>554517287>spoilereasily detectable, the bot has known habits (i.e. spamming clicks on top-right corner when stuck, hovering on every single training option)
This shit can work?>Use 2 front to force everyone to pace up>pace ace with 1100STA and 2 gold recover
Manualpeasants are getting uppity… Let’s see if you can keep that up after losing CM finals to my perfect aces…
>mfw unvaxxed>mfw unbottedany pure bloods here?
>>554517282I didn't mean to be rude. I just said I want your freakishly tall friend's number. Neither of you are my type.
>>554517250
>>554516725WAKE UP, BRAT
>>554517410Same
I bought my uma account like 3 months ago how fucked am I
>>554517354Thanks for reminding me I should hydrate myself.
>>554517243I'ma be honest, me spending on the game is the only thing that kept me from botting for fear of this happening i've never botted on anything for all the decades ive played online vidya but the fucking daily parent grinding really fucking pushed me to the edge
>>554517012Post further proof
>>554517345Every click is a randomised mini swipe
>>554517401Not how it works
>>554517372they never banned hachimi users but banned botters at least once or twice a year, the latest was in 2024 though
>>554517243im permabanned in grub and never used it for raids even - i knew eventually cy would do something
>>554516725>>554517135I assume this update is more focused towards Hachimi more than Sweepy. That video of Suzuka using 30 skills most likely is the main reason since it was shared all over SNS and the one on youtube got half a million views.I only use Sweepy so I'll continue using it and test if they can really detect it. I doubt they can if I make my copy slower to decide and click.
>>554517457believe it or not, jail
>>554517478huh? it doesn't works like that?
I'll consider using hachimi and sweep and whatever else depending on how many actual confirmed bans we get here that aren't just ban messages stolen from twitter and reddit.
>>554517171Go away Vee, this isn't your thread.
If I was cygames, I would time the ban after free 10 pulls end
>>554517556>>554517556>>554517556Move
Cygames won't do shit
>>554388321Did this anon yesterday know what is coming or purely coincidence?
>>554517250Just realized that Ryan, Tosen Jordan, and Kawakami are the only uma so far that have unique eyebrows
>>554517586It was a Cygames intern giving us a warning
>>554517517>cygames has the link to sweepy github lol
>>554517287they have tons of tools for detecting autoclickers because of grubs p2w guild/whale wars
>>554517540Only the opposite is true with Urara (and even then it didn't really reduce the HP consumption that much), having two fronts doesn't magically increase the stamina requirements for other styles
>>554517410Literally mePURE BLOODEDNO VAX, NO KLANKERS
>>554517287Well, you didn't play Kancolle? It's easy to detect.
>>554517447
>>554517708i thought it would make them go full rush and waste more stamina, forcing them to have a shittier spurt
>>554517492Yes they did but iirc they were the ones that ran it non stop or were giga mass reported by the japs (I think it was one of those chink channels they were seething about but I can’t remember atm)
I need brian and taishin to spook me in my future pulls aaaa